Hateship Loveship (2013) Movie Script
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Johanna? I'm here.
I'm here. Yes.
Yes.
I'd like to wear my blue dress.
Dress. Yes, ma'am.
Hi. Yes.
I'd like to report a death.
I'd like to report a death.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
No, um... I don't know.
No, um... I don't know.
She's very old.
She's very old.
I-I take care of her.
I-I take care of her.
No, I work here.
No, I work here. Yes, ma'am.
I hope it was peaceful.
It was in her sleep.
It was in her sleep. Thank you.
So, you got another job lined
up there?
Yeah.
Whole new everything.
Mrs. willits' pastor set it up.
Hey, gorgeous!
Hey, dad. Hey, Edith.
Hey, Edith. Hi.
Hi. Hey. What's going on?
I'll just leave you with it.
There's this model that I wrote
there's this model that I wrote
out to get the loan.
Out to get the loan.
'Cause I think if you check that
'cause I think if you check that
out...
out...
are you sure you want to have
are you sure you want to have
this conversation?
This conversation?
It's a really good
it's a really good opportunity.
Opportunity.
I just thought you might be
I just thought you might be
interested in it.
Interested in it.
Why don't you just leave him
why don't you just leave him
alone?
Alone? It is a really good
it is a really good
opportunity.
Opportunity.
There's a lady over there.
I'm, um, johanna parry from
plainfield.
Plainfield. The pastor sent me.
The pastor sent me.
Oh, yes, we've been expecting
oh, yes, we've been expecting
you.
You. Only a suitcase and a bag?
Only a suitcase and a bag?
Oh, this my granddaughter...
oh, this my granddaughter...
sabitha.
Sabitha.
She lives in the house with me.
She lives in the house with me.
And that makes me Ken.
And that makes me Ken.
I'm sabitha's father.
I'm sabitha's father.
He's usually not here.
He's usually not here.
He doesn't live here.
He doesn't live here. Ah.
Ah.
Uh, did you have any problems
uh, did you have any problems
finding the house?
Finding the house?
Oh, no, I asked in town.
Oh, no, I asked in town.
Oh. Good. Good.
Oh. Good. Good. Okay.
Okay. We're going to the astro
we're going to the astro
later for burgers, if you want
later for burgers, if you want
to join us.
To join us. Ken, please.
Ken, please. She just got here.
She just got here.
I'm just being friendly,
I'm just being friendly, bill.
Bill.
Let me show you to your room.
She's gonna be working here?
Yeah.
Yeah. Look at her shoes.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You scared the hell out of me.
You scared the hell out of me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I was just looking for some
I was just looking for some
hangers.
Hangers.
Well, they're not in here.
Well, they're not in here.
Oh, these are Mr. mccauley's.
Oh, these are Mr. mccauley's.
Yeah.
How much is he paying you?
I'm only asking 'cause he's a
I'm only asking 'cause he's a
cheapskate, and I wouldn't want
cheapskate, and I wouldn't want
him ripping you off.
Hey, um, don't tell sabitha I
hey, um, don't tell sabitha I
got a headache.
Got a headache.
She'll just worry about me,
she'll just worry about me,
okay?
Okay? Thanks, gorgeous.
And now turn.
And now turn.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Send it.
Send it.
What's taking him so long?
So, you know sabitha from
school?
School? What?
What? Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Where does her mother live?
Where does her mother live?
She died.
Oh, my God.
Stevie thought johanna was your
Stevie thought johanna was your
mom.
Mom. Ah!
Ah! Look.
Look.
"Sabitha's mom seems weird."
"Sabitha's mom seems weird."
Please text him back and tell
please text him back and tell
him she's not my mom.
Him she's not my mom. Get down.
Get down.
Hey, you missed the action at
hey, you missed the action at
the astro burger, bill.
The astro burger, bill.
You're not gonna be home to
you're not gonna be home to
Chicago till 1:00 or 2:00 in the
Chicago till 1:00 or 2:00 in the
morning.
Morning.
Well, I was thinking I'd just
well, I was thinking I'd just
stay and then leave tomorrow.
Stay and then leave tomorrow.
I don't think that's a good
I don't think that's a good
idea.
Idea.
I'm glad you're here at
I'm glad you're here at least.
Least.
Sabitha needs someone like you.
Sabitha needs someone like you.
Where did grandpa go?
He's supposed to take Edith
he's supposed to take Edith
home.
Home. I'll drive her home.
I'll drive her home.
You know, that's okay.
You know, that's okay.
I can call my mom.
I can call my mom.
Not a problem.
Her parents don't want her
driving with you.
Come on. I wasn't driving...
I wasn't driving...
it was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay! Damn it!
Damn it!
And now you're trying to suck
and now you're trying to suck
up to me to get my money for
up to me to get my money for
your sleazy motel Ponzi scheme?
Your sleazy motel Ponzi scheme?
The thing is, I got the motel
the thing is, I got the motel
for practically nothing, right?
For practically nothing, right?
So, when it's up and running,
so, when it's up and running,
it's all profit.
It's all profit.
I'd pay you back in three
I'd pay you back in three
months, four at the most.
Months, four at the most.
Yeah, well, you haven't paid
yeah, well, you haven't paid
me back from the last time I
me back from the last time I
lent you money.
Lent you money.
That was mainly for marcel,
that was mainly for marcel,
wasn't it?
Wasn't it?
I mean, I just... I think if you
I mean, I just... I think if you
saw the improvements that I've
saw the improvements that I've
done, you'd jump right in.
Done, you'd jump right in.
You know, Ken, I'm really
you know, Ken, I'm really
trying here.
Trying here. I'm really trying.
I'm really trying.
You know, marcel would have been
you know, marcel would have been
36 last month.
36 last month.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I know that.
Do you know that?
I miss her, too, bill, a lot,
okay?
Okay.
I have to drive Edith home.
$18,643 on the dot.
For a savings account, I'm gonna
for a savings account, I'm gonna
need a government-issued I.D.,
need a government-issued I.D.,
and I put some x's there to show
and I put some x's there to show
you where to sign at.
You where to sign at.
May I have a bank book?
May I have a bank book?
Oh. Thank you.
Oh. Thank you.
You live with Mr. mccauley over
you live with Mr. mccauley over
in South cedar?
In South cedar?
He banks here, too.
He banks here, too. Oh.
Oh.
You're the one taking care of
you're the one taking care of
his granddaughter.
His granddaughter. Yeah.
Yeah.
See, um, sabitha is in class
see, um, sabitha is in class
with my grandsons.
With my grandsons.
They're twins, both football
they're twins, both football
players.
Players. Yep.
Yep.
Oh, gosh, poor little thing...
oh, gosh, poor little thing...
sabitha, I mean.
Sabitha, I mean.
Well, losing her mother in that
well, losing her mother in that
terrible accident, right?
Terrible accident, right?
And then having her father go
and then having her father go
off to prison like that.
Off to prison like that.
Just...
Just...
It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be home at 5:30.
I'll be home at 5:30.
Yes?
Yes?
My dad left this note for you
my dad left this note for you
in the letter he wrote me.
In the letter he wrote me.
Oh. Okay.
Thank you.
Stephen. S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
Hateship, friendship, courtship,
hateship, friendship, courtship,
loveship, marriage, hateship...
loveship, marriage, hateship...
friendship!
Friendship!
Shit. It's friendship.
Shit. It's friendship.
This woman says she can reach
this woman says she can reach
orgasm just by shaking her leg.
Orgasm just by shaking her leg.
The only thing worse than
the only thing worse than
friendship is hateship.
Friendship is hateship.
Wait, this other woman
wait, this other woman
started masturbating when she
started masturbating when she
was 8 years old, rubbing up
was 8 years old, rubbing up
against some doll she slept
against some doll she slept
with.
With.
Do you think Stevie's ever
do you think Stevie's ever
had sex?
Had sex? I heard he screwed
I heard he screwed
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So, what do you think about?
So, what do you think about?
How do you do it?
How do you do it? Shut up.
Shut up.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, totally.
'Cause you're my best friend,
'cause you're my best friend,
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
My parents have a handheld
my parents have a handheld
shower in their bathroom, so
shower in their bathroom, so
whenever I'm alone in the
whenever I'm alone in the
house...
house... okay, thank you!
Okay, thank you! Tmi! No more.
Tmi! No more.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Everyone does it.
Everyone does it.
Totally normal.
Totally normal.
It is.
It is. Hold on a second!
Hold on a second!
Um, I don't know.
Um, I don't know.
Let me just...
let me just... get... get that.
Get... get that. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Just...
Just...
God, she's so annoying.
God, she's so annoying.
Do you think she heard?
Do you think she heard?
Come in!
Come in!
Go real hard
Go real hard
go hard, baby
Go hard, baby
you the best
You the best
the kings in the club like
the kings in the club like
we love chess
We love chess
my queens in the club 'cause
my queens in the club 'cause
I love chests
I love chests
I told grandpa I'd clean up
I told grandpa I'd clean up
later.
Later. Um, I need your father's
um, I need your father's
address.
Address. Why?
Why? I have a card for him.
I have a card for him. Why?
Why? I'm just responding to the
I'm just responding to the
note that he wrote me.
Note that he wrote me.
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Drinkin' cocktails like...
Drinkin' cocktails like...
you know, I'm going right by
you know, I'm going right by
the post office.
The post office.
I can mail that for you.
I can mail that for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, it's not a problem at
oh, it's not a problem at all.
All. I go right by there, so...
I go right by there, so...
There you go.
There you go.
Clubs and bars just for one
clubs and bars just for one
reason, tongue needing
Reason, tongue needing
coke and rum meetings, love
coke and rum meetings, love
squeezing, liquor by the
squeezing, liquor by the
bottle...
Bottle... see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. They buyin' drinks like
they buyin' drinks like
they buyin' minks
They buyin' minks
there's no time to dance
There's no time to dance
sex in the air, on the
sex in the air, on the
beach
Beach
what you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Time to sip some more
Time to sip some more
did you have a good day?
Did you have a good day?
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Red margaritas
Red margaritas
fucked-up senoritas
Fucked-up senoritas
oh, mama Mia
I waited for you to open it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
"Dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just"
"dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just
thought I would write and send"
thought I would write and send
my thanks to you for the nice
my thanks to you for the nice
things you said in your note, in
things you said in your note, in
which you included in your
"which you included in your
daughter's note..."
daughter's note..."
ever hear of grammar?
Ever hear of grammar?
"I'm grateful for you saying."
"I'm grateful for you saying
that since some people feel that"
that since some people feel that
a person like me that they do
a person like me that they do
not know the... the background
"not know the... the background
of is beyond the pale."
"Of is beyond the pale." What?
What? This doesn't make sense.
This doesn't make sense.
She capitalized "beyond the"
she capitalized "beyond the
pale."
Pale."
Isn't that... that means,
isn't that... that means,
like, the other side of the
like, the other side of the
tracks.
Tracks. Ah, ah.
Ah, ah.
"I was born in ames, but my."
"I was born in ames, but my
mother and my brother and me"
mother and my brother and me
moved to twin view heights when
"moved to twin view heights when
I was a girl."
"I was a girl." No.
No. Blah, blah.
Blah, blah. Pbht.
Pbht.
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
Blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
"I'm afraid I've bored you long.
Enough."
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
No kidding.
No kidding.
"Thank you for your good"
"thank you for your good
opinion and for taking me to the"
opinion and for taking me to the
restaurant.
Restaurant.
It was a pleasure to be
it was a pleasure to be
included.
"Included.
Your friend, johanna parry."
Your friend, johanna parry."
Say something about her
say something about her
beautiful hair.
Beautiful hair.
This has to be realistic.
This has to be realistic.
"I was so happy to see that you."
"I was so happy to see that you
underlined 'your friend.'"
underlined 'your friend.'
Someone like me, with a
someone like me, with a
checkered past, could use all
checkered past, could use all
the friends he can get.
The friends he can get.
Sometimes I think, 'who is my
sometimes I think, 'who is my
friend?'
"friend?'
Then comes your letter."
Then comes your letter."
That's boring.
That's boring.
Well, we can't just
well, we can't just
immediately write that he wants
immediately write that he wants
to suck her titties.
To suck her titties.
Okay, how about you say
okay, how about you say
something like, "you should wear"
something like, "you should wear
your hair back more often so the"
your hair back more often so the
world can see your pretty face"?
World can see your pretty face"?
How about that?
How about that? That's good.
That's good. Yeah.
Yeah.
Stevie!
"P.S., let's continue this"
"p. S., let's continue this
correspondence through e-mail."
Correspondence through e-mail.
It's much faster.
It's much faster. My address is
my address is
kengaudette12step@hotmail.Com.
"Kengaudette12step@hotmail. Com.
And we'll save money on stamps."
And we'll save money on stamps."
Why did you have to put the
why did you have to put the
"12 step" thing?
"12 step" thing?
For authenticity.
For authenticity.
What? Recovery is a good thing.
What? Recovery is a good thing.
I'll talk to you later.
Why are you staring at me?
Why are you staring at me?
Oh, I'm not... I don't mean
oh, I'm not... I don't mean to.
To. Why are you even in here?
Why are you even in here?
Came to...
came to... yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
We were just kissing, okay?
We were just kissing, okay?
Normal people do that.
That was my wife's furniture.
That was my wife's furniture.
My wife gave it to my daughter
my wife gave it to my daughter
when she and Ken first got
when she and Ken first got
married.
Married.
After his poor judgment killed
after his poor judgment killed
my daughter, I... I took that
my daughter, I... I took that
furniture back.
Furniture back.
There's no reason for him to
there's no reason for him to
have it.
Have it. Why should he?
Why should he?
It just sits out here.
It just sits out here.
It seems like a waste.
It seems like a waste.
Maybe he could use it in his
maybe he could use it in his
hotel lobby.
Hotel lobby.
He couldn't run a one-pump
he couldn't run a one-pump
gas station.
That one doesn't work.
When will you be finished?
Well, you have to sign up.
Well, you have to sign up.
First name.
First name.
Click the mouse for the last.
Click the mouse for the last.
And then your password.
And then your password.
My own word?
My own word? Your own word.
We're staying near the
white house.
White house.
Mm. Is that boy going?
Mm. Is that boy going?
His name's Stevie, and, no,
his name's Stevie, and, no,
he's not going.
He's not going.
He went last year, so you don't
he went last year, so you don't
have to worry.
Have to worry.
Oh, okay, I won't worry.
Oh, okay, I won't worry.
Sabitha, is that thing
sabitha, is that thing
surgically attached to your
surgically attached to your
hand?
Hand? Thank you, johanna.
Thank you, johanna.
Put that away.
Come back.
The ad says 10:00 to 3:00.
The ad says 10:00 to 3:00.
You don't have to get there
you don't have to get there
exactly at 10:00.
Exactly at 10:00.
If I want the job, I do.
If I want the job, I do.
And you're gonna breathe
paint fumes all day?
Paint fumes all day?
That only pays like $8 an hour.
That only pays like $8 an hour.
Well, it's better than
well, it's better than
sitting around watching TV all
sitting around watching TV all
day.
Day. My brother manages a huge
my brother manages a huge
food warehouse.
Food warehouse.
They're always hiring
they're always hiring
forklifters, and they pay them
forklifters, and they pay them
like 20 bucks an hour.
Like 20 bucks an hour.
I don't know how to drive a.
Forklift.
Ah.
Ah.
He'll be back in three weeks.
He'll be back in three weeks.
You'll make a lot more money.
You'll make a lot more money.
He isn't gonna hire me.
He isn't gonna hire me. Yeah.
Yeah. I'll tell him to.
I'll tell him to.
I got to check this out
I got to check this out first.
First.
Just let yourself out when
just let yourself out when
you're ready.
You're ready.
You have the 30 bucks you owe
you have the 30 bucks you owe
me for dinner last night?
Me for dinner last night?
That's not even including the
that's not even including the
blow.
Blow.
"I'm sitting here drinking a."
"I'm sitting here drinking a
glass of chardonnay, wishing I"
glass of chardonnay, wishing I
could hold you tight in my
"could hold you tight in my
arms."
Arms."
In reality, he's probably
in reality, he's probably
sitting in his underwear
sitting in his underwear
somewhere, drinking warm beer.
Somewhere, drinking warm beer.
"I must say goodbye."
"I must say goodbye.
And the only way I can do it is"
and the only way I can do it is
to imagine you reading this in
to imagine you reading this in
your nightgown, thinking about
"your nightgown, thinking about
me, as you drift off to sleep."
"Me, as you drift off to sleep."
Come on, grandpa!
We're going to be late!
We're going to be late! Hi.
Hi. I came to get my black
I came to get my black sweater.
Sweater.
I texted you like five times.
I texted you like five times.
You... you told me I could
you... you told me I could
borrow it.
Borrow it.
I'm sure your grandfather can
I'm sure your grandfather can
buy you one.
Why'd you tell Melissa and
Jessica that I couldn't afford
Jessica that I couldn't afford
to go to D.C.?
To go to D.C.?
You told me you couldn't
you told me you couldn't
afford it.
Afford it.
I didn't mean for you to tell
I didn't mean for you to tell
everyone.
Everyone.
That's the bitchiest thing
that's the bitchiest thing
you've ever done to me.
You've ever done to me.
God, I didn't know it was
God, I didn't know it was
some big secret.
Some big secret.
If I would have known, I
if I would have known, I
wouldn't have said...
wouldn't have said...
if you weren't so stupid and
if you weren't so stupid and
selfish, you'd understand that I
selfish, you'd understand that I
don't want the whole school
don't want the whole school
knowing.
Knowing.
Look, Edith, no one at school
look, Edith, no one at school
cares.
Cares.
You're so evil.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
She loves this.
She loves this.
Actually, it's pretty mean.
"You're beautiful..."
"You're beautiful..."
Mm.
Hello. May I help you?
Hello. May I help you?
Yes, I would like to try on
yes, I would like to try on
the suit in the window, the
the suit in the window, the
shiny one.
Shiny one.
Oh, that's a lovely suit.
Oh, that's a lovely suit. Yes.
Yes. Oh, it's so expensive.
Oh, it's so expensive.
Well, it's very fine silk.
Well, it's very fine silk.
It's Italian.
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, of course you'll need your
well, of course you'll need your
nylons and your heels and some
nylons and your heels and some
lipstick, but with some
lipstick, but with some
tailoring, it might work.
Tailoring, it might work.
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
Is it comfortable?
Is it comfortable?
The suit feels fine.
The suit feels fine.
There's nothing the matter with
there's nothing the matter with
the suit.
The suit.
Sometimes that's just the way
sometimes that's just the way
it is.
It is.
You never know till you try
you never know till you try
something on.
Something on. Hold on.
Why don't you slip into this,
just for the heck of it?
Come out here and look at it in
the big mirror.
Well, I better take it off so
you can wrap it up.
You can wrap it up. Wonderful.
Wonderful.
It's probably what I'm gonna
it's probably what I'm gonna
be married in.
You know what why I got you
a red car?
A red car?
Because red cars get the most
because red cars get the most
tickets.
Tickets.
So, if you get any tickets, you
so, if you get any tickets, you
have to pay for it yourself.
Have to pay for it yourself.
I won't be getting any
I won't be getting any tickets.
Tickets. Hi, johanna.
Hi, johanna. Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
I'll start dinner right away.
I'll start dinner right away.
I got this for my dad for
I got this for my dad for
Christmas.
Christmas. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
I got this one for Edith.
I got this one for Edith.
She really wanted one.
She really wanted one.
Are you wearing makeup?
Are you wearing makeup?
Oh, you look nice, johanna.
Oh, you look nice, johanna.
Oh, it's just...
Oh, it's just... No. Here.
No. Here. Here. Try this.
It's more natural. Thank you.
Thank you. Edith.
Edith. I got this for you.
I got this for you. Thanks.
Thanks.
I talked to Jessica and
I talked to Jessica and
Melissa.
Melissa.
Neither one of them said
neither one of them said
anything about why you didn't go
anything about why you didn't go
on the trip.
On the trip.
They're not like that.
They're not like that.
Julie and Marie didn't go 'cause
Julie and Marie didn't go 'cause
their parents couldn't pay.
Their parents couldn't pay.
Are you gonna talk about this
are you gonna talk about this
all day?
All day? I won't. Sorry.
I won't. Sorry.
Stop bragging about your car.
Stop bragging about your car.
It's kind of nauseating.
It's kind of nauseating.
I wasn't bragging.
I wasn't bragging.
Justin asked me about it, and I
Justin asked me about it, and I
answered.
Answered.
What about the pictures on
what about the pictures on
Facebook?
Facebook? That's bragging.
That's bragging.
If you got a car, you'd be
if you got a car, you'd be
doing the same thing.
So, there's a table, six
chairs, a bed, dresser, sofa,
chairs, a bed, dresser, sofa,
coffee table, end tables,
coffee table, end tables,
side...
side... yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
I can't write that fast.
I can't write that fast.
I can't...
I can't...
there's no kitchen stuff.
There's no kitchen stuff.
Um, it's just, um, one bedroom.
Um, it's just, um, one bedroom.
It's only going to Chicago.
It's only going to Chicago.
All right, uh...
All right, uh...
Well, if this is it, you're
well, if this is it, you're
probably looking at...
Probably looking at...
$2,300, $2,500.
$2,300, $2,500.
Seems like a lot.
Seems like a lot.
When's the last time you had
when's the last time you had
a bunch of furniture moved?
A bunch of furniture moved?
You have somebody in Chicago
you have somebody in Chicago
who's gonna be looking out for
who's gonna be looking out for
it when it gets there?
It when it gets there? Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, we'll have my guys here
okay, we'll have my guys here
first thing Monday morning.
First thing Monday morning.
After 9:00.
After 9:00.
They can't be here before 9:00.
They can't be here before 9:00.
After 9:30, actually. 9:30.
After 9:30, actually. 9:30.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, you know, we'll send you
oh, you know, we'll send you
a bill for this.
A bill for this.
I'd rather pay now.
I'd rather pay now. $2,300?
$2,300?
That's fine. That's good.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, you're awake.
What are you doing here?
Didn't you get my e-mail?
Didn't you get my e-mail?
I-I don't have e-mail.
I-I don't have e-mail.
I sent you e-mails.
I-I don't even have a computer.
Just so you know, I've been
sick.
Sick.
That's why this place isn't so
that's why this place isn't so
clean.
Clean. This stove hasn't been
this stove hasn't been
cleaned in years.
Cleaned in years.
Hey!
Th-there are no buses this time
of night.
Of night.
You should just come back
you should just come back
inside.
You're gonna freeze out here.
You know, we can just make up
you know, we can just make up
the couch and sort this out
the couch and sort this out
tomorrow, okay?
How are you feeling?
Ugh.
Ugh. Uh... I can't really tell.
Uh... I can't really tell.
A little better maybe.
A little better maybe.
You're swallowing your phlegm.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It's not good for you.
It's not good for you.
Spit it out.
Spit it out.
You'll get in trouble with your
you'll get in trouble with your
kidneys by swallowing it.
You didn't find the coffee,
you didn't find the coffee,
did you?
Did you?
Little red wagon carrying
little red wagon carrying
the day
The day
What are you doing?
Cleaning the floor.
Cleaning the floor.
It could use some wax after.
You're never gonna feel better
if you keep smoking like that.
If you keep smoking like that.
Um...
Um...
You know, anyone could have
you know, anyone could have
written to you.
Written to you.
Probably those two...
probably those two...
teenager girls are pretty nasty.
Teenager girls are pretty nasty.
You really don't have to scrub
you really don't have to scrub
the floor.
The floor.
Just trying to keep busy.
When do you have to be back
at bill's?
At bill's?
I wasn't planning on going
I wasn't planning on going
back.
Back. One telltale sign
One telltale sign
you really don't have a
you really don't have a
computer?
Computer?
No, I-I want to get one.
You okay?
Look, I-I don't know what
look, I-I don't know what
happened.
Happened.
I mean, I did put a note for you
I mean, I did put a note for you
in with the letter I sent to
in with the letter I sent to
sabitha, but I didn't send
sabitha, but I didn't send
anything else.
Anything else. I'm sorry.
...thing to do was leave
you, but I shoulda left then
You, but I shoulda left then
now I'm too old to leave you,
now I'm too old to leave you,
but I still get sore
But I still get sore
when you come home a-feelin'
when you come home a-feelin'
for the knob on the door
For the knob on the door
I can't...
I can't...
help but love you till the
help but love you till the
day that I die
Day that I die
singing, why, baby, why,
singing, why, baby, why,
baby
Baby why, baby, why?
Why, baby, why?
Well, I got...
Well, I got...
a crow I wanna pick with
a crow I wanna pick with
you
You
just like last time when the
just like last time when the
feathers flew
Feathers flew
you're runnin' wild,
you're runnin' wild,
a-kickin' up your heels
A-kickin' up your heels hi.
Hi. A-leavin' me home with a
a-leavin' me home with a
handful of bills
Handful of bills hi.
Hi. I'm Chloe.
I'm Chloe.
And you know it's true
And you know it's true
who are you?
Who are you? I'm johanna parry.
I'm johanna parry.
Ken's friend.
Ken's friend.
Ken's friend from... Where?
Ken's friend from... Where?
From Iowa.
From Iowa.
I was taking care of his
I was taking care of his
daughter.
Daughter. You make cry, baby,
you make cry, baby,
cry, baby
Cry, baby wow.
Wow. His daughter?
His daughter?
I can't help but love you
I can't help but love you
till the day that I die
Till the day that I die
her name is sabitha.
Her name is sabitha.
Why, baby, why, baby, why
Why, baby, why, baby, why
Where is he? Sleeping.
Sleeping. He's ill.
He's ill. Ill.
Ill. Yeah.
Yeah. Right.
Right.
That every little dog's
that every little dog's
a-gonna have his day
A-gonna have his day
you better pay attention
You better pay attention
don't you dare forget
Don't you dare forget
'cause I'm just a little-bitty
'cause I'm just a little-bitty
puppy yet
Puppy yet
yeah, I caught you
yeah, I caught you
honky-tonking with my best
honky-tonking with my best
friend
Friend
the thing to do was leave you,
the thing to do was leave you,
but I shoulda left then
But I shoulda left then
now I'm too old to leave you,
now I'm too old to leave you,
but I still get sore
But I still get sore
when you come home a-feelin'
when you come home a-feelin'
for the knob on the door
For the knob on the door
tell me, why, baby, why,
tell me, why, baby, why,
baby, why, baby, why
Baby, why, baby, why
you make me cry, baby...
You make me cry, baby...
it's gonna be totally fun.
It's gonna be totally fun.
Everyone's gonna be there.
Everyone's gonna be there.
Polo just got back from Seattle.
Polo just got back from Seattle.
Ugh. I'm sick.
Ugh. I'm sick.
I practically coughed up a lung
I practically coughed up a lung
this morning.
This morning.
That Swedish guy is supposed
that Swedish guy is supposed
to bring some of this "x" that
to bring some of this "x" that
doesn't have any speed in it.
Doesn't have any speed in it.
You do actually look sick.
You do actually look sick.
You should probably just sleep.
You should probably just sleep.
That's what I've been saying.
That's what I've been saying.
Johanna parry?
Johanna parry? You're late.
You're late.
You were supposed to be here
you were supposed to be here
this morning.
This morning.
Everything looks good.
Everything looks good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's get this one last...
Let's get this one last...
Come by later if you feel
come by later if you feel
better.
Better.
Probably not gonna happen.
Probably not gonna happen.
I'll call you.
I'll call you.
I can set a place for you if
I can set a place for you if
you want to stay for dinner.
Uh...
What's going on?
What's going on?
That's the furniture.
Does bill know you're here?
Sabitha?
Sabitha? I didn't tell them.
I didn't tell them.
And bill doesn't know you
and bill doesn't know you
took the furniture, does he?
Took the furniture, does he?
No, he doesn't.
You just... you just took it?
How'd you do that?
How'd you do that?
Mr. mccauley was at work, and.
Mr. mccauley was at work, and
sabitha was at school.
And now it's all here.
And now it's all here.
There's no damage to any of
there's no damage to any of it.
It. No.
No. No, I bet there's not.
No, I bet there's not.
I bet he's fucking freaking out.
I bet he's fucking freaking out.
Here. Here. I'll do that.
She probably just got sick of
it here.
It here.
I always drive people away.
I always drive people away.
Where do you want these?
Where do you want these?
Just right here is fine.
Just right here is fine.
All right.
All right.
Maybe we can have your father
maybe we can have your father
out again.
Out again.
And this time, he can stay over.
And this time, he can stay over.
I know you're trying with
I know you're trying with him.
Him. I am.
I am.
I don't know how johanna ever
I don't know how johanna ever
cleaned this.
Cleaned this.
Elbow grease.
Elbow grease.
I was in the middle of
renovating when I got sick.
Renovating when I got sick.
I'm gonna put in new carpeting
I'm gonna put in new carpeting
and plumbing.
And plumbing.
I just need a bit more cash.
I just need a bit more cash.
You know you can't go back there
you know you can't go back there
now.
Now.
He'll have you arrested for
he'll have you arrested for
stealing that furniture.
Stealing that furniture.
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out.
You should take an aspirin
you should take an aspirin
before you go to bed.
Before you go to bed.
You look a little pale.
You look a little pale.
You'll be all right in here
you'll be all right in here
again?
Again? Yeah.
What about your family?
Can you stay with them?
Can you stay with them?
Um, I'll be out of your hair
um, I'll be out of your hair
tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Actually, you know what?
Actually, you know what?
You can't leave, anyway.
You can't leave, anyway.
You're an outlaw now.
You're an outlaw now.
I thought you might need that.
I thought you might need that.
I'll see you in the morning.
..More times than in
And I'm either fool or wise
and I'm either fool or wise
enough to open it again
Enough to open it again
For I'll never know
For I'll never know
what's beyond the mountains
What's beyond the mountains
till I reach the other side
Till I reach the other side
so I'll keep on falling in
so I'll keep on falling in
love
Love till I get it right
Till I get it right
if practice makes perfect...
If practice makes perfect...
gone, just like that,
gone, just like that,
thousands of dollars worth of
thousands of dollars worth of
antique furniture.
Antique furniture.
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
Are you gonna file a police
are you gonna file a police
report?
Report? 'Cause you sure should.
'Cause you sure should.
Mr. mccauley, I... I probably.
Mr. mccauley, I... I probably
shouldn't be saying this, but
shouldn't be saying this, but
she withdrew $21,000 in cash
she withdrew $21,000 in cash
last week.
Last week.
No one here has ever done that.
No one here has ever done that.
Well, I knew the moment I met
well, I knew the moment I met
her that there was something a
her that there was something a
little, you know, peculiar with
little, you know, peculiar with
her.
Her.
But I suppose you miss having
but I suppose you miss having
someone around, right?
I miss my furniture. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Um, I think we're all set here.
Um, I think we're all set here.
Uh, we're gonna have Stan review
uh, we're gonna have Stan review
all this, and then we'll get it
all this, and then we'll get it
to you in your office early next
to you in your office early next
week.
Week. All right.
All right. Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you very much,
well, thank you very much,
Eileen.
Eileen.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
All right.
All right. Right.
Right.
And, you know, I have to drop
and, you know, I have to drop
some documents off down at
some documents off down at
Beckman's, and there's this new.
Beckman's, and there's this new
restaurant I've been checking
restaurant I've been checking
out down there.
Out down there.
Quinn Davis has eaten there.
Quinn Davis has eaten there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe, if you wanted to, you
maybe, if you wanted to, you
could join me for lunch.
Could join me for lunch.
That is the nicest offer, but
that is the nicest offer, but
I... I really can't leave.
I... I really can't leave.
Well, thank you for your
well, thank you for your
help, Eileen.
Help, Eileen.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Oh, you're up.
Oh, you're up.
Thought you were gone for
thought you were gone for good.
Good.
May I?
Got you some fresh milk.
Sit down.
Sit down.
I'll bring you some aspirin and
I'll bring you some aspirin and
some juice.
Some juice.
I'll get dinner started.
I'll get dinner started.
Need some help?
Need some help? No. I'm okay.
I cared for Mrs. willits since
I was 15.
I was 15.
She needed me there, so she
she needed me there, so she
didn't let me do a lot of stuff
didn't let me do a lot of stuff
outside the house.
Outside the house.
She didn't let you?
She didn't let you?
Well, I went to Iowa city
well, I went to Iowa city
with my neighbor, but then my
with my neighbor, but then my
neighbor moved.
Um...
That appointment I have in the
that appointment I have in the
morning... um, it's with my
morning... um, it's with my
probation officer.
Probation officer.
And then I have a narcotics
and then I have a narcotics
anonymous meeting at 4:00.
You know I spent time in prison,
right?
Right?
It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
I crashed a speed boat with
I crashed a speed boat with
sabitha and her mom... marcel.
Marcel was killed. I know.
I know. You know.
It was an accident.
I was drunk... And high.
Yeah, but it was still an
accident.
Oh, hey. I brought Chinese.
I brought Chinese.
Uh, we ate already.
Uh, we ate already.
I got an early day tomorrow.
Kung pao chicken, spring
rolls, moo shu pork, and the
rolls, moo shu pork, and the
pancakes.
Pancakes.
What are you doing, babe?
What are you doing, babe?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hanging out with "little house"
hanging out with "little house
on the prairie"?
On the prairie"?
Don't say that.
Don't say that. In your p.J.S?
In your p.J.S?
Having a sleepover or whatever?
Having a sleepover or whatever?
Listen, why don't you just
listen, why don't you just
give me back the key and go,
give me back the key and go,
okay?
You still owe me 200 bucks.
Sorry about that.
You remember them.
Them. No, I don't.
No, I don't. Oh, they had...
oh, they had... I don't.
I don't.
They had eight kids, and they
they had eight kids, and they
all played different
all played different
instruments.
Instruments. Yeah.
Yeah.
And then they would all play
and then they would all play
those corny songs at the fair.
Those corny songs at the fair.
I don't remember them!
I don't remember them!
Well, one year, they had a
well, one year, they had a
float in the parade.
Float in the parade.
One of the daughters fell off
one of the daughters fell off
and she broke her little finger
and she broke her little finger
and they came to me, wanting me
and they came to me, wanting me
to sue the whole damn town.
To sue the whole damn town.
Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.
Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.
I remember them.
I remember them.
Did they have these big old
did they have these big old
buckteeth?
Buckteeth?
Oh, God, I'm horrible.
- Oh, God, I'm horrible.
- I don't know
I don't know
what you talkin' about, ma'am.
What you talkin' about, ma'am.
You're horrible!
You're horrible! Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
The blonde one... remember?
The blonde one... remember?
She always sang that same old
she always sang that same old
song.
Song. What was that?
- What was that?
- Hello, my baby
Hello, my baby
hello, my honey
Hello, my honey
hello, my ragtime gal
Hello, my ragtime gal
oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Well... Well...
Well...
I guess I should be going.
I guess I should be going.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. All right, um...
All right, um... Um...
Um... Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
I'm... I'm really happy you
I'm... I'm really happy you
came.
Came. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
No, seriously.
No, seriously. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, there you go.
All right, there you go.
You in?
You in? Yep.
Yep. And don't be a stranger.
And don't be a stranger. No.
No. All right? Okay.
You know, I wouldn't want
this to ruin our business
this to ruin our business
relationship.
Relationship.
No, me neither, not at all.
No, me neither, not at all.
Lift you!
Lift you!
Yes, right here.
Yes, right here.
How was the movie?
It's past midnight.
It's past midnight.
Supper ran late.
Supper ran late.
Hmm. Really late.
Hmm. Really late.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, really late.
Do you smell like perfume?
I can't tell whether you smell
like budweiser or michelob.
Like budweiser or michelob.
I do not know what you are
I do not know what you are
talking about.
Talking about.
Well, I don't know what
well, I don't know what
you're talking about.
You're talking about.
Where's Edith tonight?
Where's Edith tonight?
Mnh, she's probably out
mnh, she's probably out
screwing Stevie in the back of
screwing Stevie in the back of
his brother's crappy little
his brother's crappy little
jeep.
Either someone on the bus
must have stolen it, or I lost
must have stolen it, or I lost
it.
It.
I'm really very good with money.
I'm really very good with money.
Yeah, I had my wallet stolen
yeah, I had my wallet stolen
on the bus once.
On the bus once.
But they only took $400, and
but they only took $400, and
there was a lot more in there.
There was a lot more in there.
I know because I counted it when
I know because I counted it when
I paid the movers.
I paid the movers.
I told you I couldn't pay you
I told you I couldn't pay you
back for that if that's what
back for that if that's what
you're hinting at.
You're hinting at. No.
No. No, I just lost $400.
Uh, I'll be back later, okay?
Are you feeling well enough?
Are you feeling well enough?
Mm.
Mm.
Well, I still feel like shit,
well, I still feel like shit,
but I can't miss a meeting with
but I can't miss a meeting with
my p.O. Unless I got all kinds
my p.O. Unless I got all kinds
of bullshit medical
of bullshit medical
documentations and...
Documentations and...
Did you take an aspirin?
Did you take an aspirin? Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, um, it wouldn't surprise
hey, um, it wouldn't surprise
me if Chloe took your money.
Me if Chloe took your money.
I mean, she's pretty fucking
I mean, she's pretty fucking
sneaky.
Sneaky. She is a junkie, so...
She is a junkie, so...
But if she comes over, don't say
but if she comes over, don't say
anything.
Anything.
I'll... I'll handle it.
I'll... I'll handle it.
Hey, everybody, this is
Craig bruin.
Craig bruin.
Welcome back to the morning
welcome back to the morning
radio, live from Chicago.
Radio, live from Chicago.
Today the weather is... let's
today the weather is... let's
just say it's cold.
Just say it's cold.
Wow, that smells great.
Wow, that smells great.
What you making?
What you making?
Biscuits and beef stew.
Biscuits and beef stew.
It's ready.
It's ready. Baby, I can use
No, I won't be hanging round
kind of passing through
Kind of passing through
searching for the...
Searching for the...
Like a moth, I'm drawn to the
like a moth, I'm drawn to the
pain
Pain you can start.
You can start.
One more sacrifice
One more sacrifice
I could get used to this.
I could get used to this.
On the altar of...
Oh...
oh... oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
Sorry.
I thought you were getting sick.
I thought you were getting sick.
No, I was throwing this out.
No, I was throwing this out.
Sorry.
Are you awake?
I-I know I'm an idiot.
I-I know I'm an idiot. And I...
And I...
I just wanted to say...
I just wanted to say...
That, um...
...reasons
I'm getting rid of pain
I'm getting rid of pain
that's in this town
That's in this town
my friends all warned me
My friends all warned me
and they are leaving
And they are leaving
"you should wear your hair
"you should wear your hair
back more often so the world can
back more often so the world can
see your pretty face."
See your pretty face."
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You do have a pretty face.
You do have a pretty face.
I don't want to read any
I don't want to read any more.
More. Come on.
Come on. "I've known since that."
"I've known since that
afternoon at astro burger that"
afternoon at astro burger that
you and I will be together.
You and I will be together.
I haven't stopped thinking about.
"I haven't stopped thinking about
you."
You."
Well, I did think about you.
Well, I did think about you.
Not like that.
Not like that. Well...
Well... I do now, all the time.
They wrote all about your
past and your time in prison and
past and your time in prison and
your problems and said how you
your problems and said how you
don't have many friends.
Don't have many friends.
And how did you respond to
and how did you respond to
that?
That? I said I was your friend.
I-I don't know how long I
can keep this up.
Can keep this up.
It's Christmas.
Don't you want to get up?
Don't you want to get up?
I'm fine here.
Electronic cigarette.
It's to help you quit
it's to help you quit smoking.
Smoking. Yeah.
Yeah. I got that.
My two girls taking care of me
at Christmas, huh?
At Christmas, huh?
Hey, you know what?
Hey, you know what?
If I get that job, maybe we can
if I get that job, maybe we can
celebrate Christmas again, um,
celebrate Christmas again, um,
send sabitha a better gift and
send sabitha a better gift and
get you something good.
Get you something good.
Oh, I don't need anything.
Oh, I don't need anything.
Well, you need breakfast.
Well, you need breakfast.
I'm gonna make it, okay?
I'm gonna make it, okay?
It's got to be noon, doesn't it?
Thank you.
We go to the bottom of the
fourth with the score St. Louis
fourth with the score St. Louis
2, Chicago nothing.
2, Chicago nothing.
It'll be 2, 3, and 4 in the
it'll be 2, 3, and 4 in the
Chicago order, bell, pea, and
Chicago order, bell, pea, and
Johnson against the St. Louis
Johnson against the St. Louis
righty, Murphy.
Righty, Murphy.
The 1-0 to bell, fast-ball
the 1-0 to bell, fast-ball
strike at the knees to even it
strike at the knees to even it
up 1-1.
Up 1-1.
Bell leads off here, but the
bell leads off here, but the
reason teruso likes him in the
reason teruso likes him in the
two hole... the ability to hit
two hole... the ability to hit
and run... excellent contact
and run... excellent contact
hitter.
Hitter.
The 1-1... bell has swung off.
The 1-1... bell has swung off.
Soft fly into right center.
Soft fly into right center.
Will Paul...
I think we should go with
brown one.
Brown one. It's shinier.
It's shinier.
It'll be easier to clean.
It'll be easier to clean.
Okay, sounds good.
Okay, sounds good.
Oh, that's probably Rachel.
Oh, that's probably Rachel.
Will you tell her I'll be there
will you tell her I'll be there
in 20 minutes?
In 20 minutes? Yeah.
Yeah.
We have to finish the walls in
we have to finish the walls in
1b today, just the walls.
1b today, just the walls. Okay.
Okay. Hello?
Hello?
Is this Ken gaudette's phone?
Is this Ken gaudette's phone?
Yes. Hi, Rachel.
Yes. Hi, Rachel.
He's gonna be on his way
he's gonna be on his way
shortly.
Shortly. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Johanna?
Johanna? Is that you?
Is that you? Yes.
Yes. Why are you answering my
why are you answering my
dad's phone?
He didn't say anything about
he didn't say anything about
pressing charges, right?
Pressing charges, right? No.
No. No, no, he won't.
No, no, he won't. Oh.
Oh. Shit. Here he comes.
Shit. Here he comes. Okay.
Okay.
Hey, bill.
Hey, bill.
The one-two pitch is a curve
the one-two pitch is a curve
ball, and strike three.
Ball, and strike three. Oh.
Oh.
Smells like you're barbecuing.
Smells like you're barbecuing.
You trying to get back in
you trying to get back in
prison in time for softball
prison in time for softball
season?
Season?
Hi.
Hi... But it is called strike
but it is called strike
three...
Three...
We're just bringing back some
we're just bringing back some
furniture.
Furniture.
Johanna thought it was mine.
Johanna thought it was mine.
It's not your furniture.
It's not your furniture.
I think that's up for debate.
I think that's up for debate.
I explained the history to
I explained the history to you.
You... As we heard toward the
as we heard toward the
summer months...
Summer months... Hey, sweetie.
Hey, sweetie.
...From Oklahoma state...
from Oklahoma state...
You're, like, with her now,
you're, like, with her now,
aren't you?
Aren't you? Yeah.
Yeah.
If you and Edith weren't so
if you and Edith weren't so
good at writing letters.
Good at writing letters.
He actually grew up in
he actually grew up in
stillwater, Oklahoma, was a
stillwater, Oklahoma, was a
stillwater pioneer at the high
stillwater pioneer at the high
school there before he went to
school there before he went to
Oklahoma state.
Oklahoma state.
So, 1-0, the fast ball...
So, 1-0, the fast ball...
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back. Okay.
Okay. Berkins centers in, and
berkins centers in, and
here's the one-two pitch.
Here's the one-two pitch.
Um, you boys want to help
um, you boys want to help
with the furniture?
With the furniture?
...Find the gap and roll to
find the gap and roll to
the wall, as dango's around
the wall, as dango's around
first.
First.
He is headed into second with
he is headed into second with
a...
A... Get out.
Get out. Sabitha, look...
sabitha, look...
are you deaf? Get out?
Are you deaf? Get out?
Look, I-I understand...
look, I-I understand...
if you're trying to bond with
if you're trying to bond with
me, just forget it and get out.
Me, just forget it and get out.
My father, um...
my father, um... I don't care.
I don't care.
Your father's trying.
I know that you're mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
Why do you get to live with him?
We're gonna finish unloading
the furniture.
He wears that sweatshirt all the
time, the one that you gave him.
I like your shoes.
Thank you.
Hey, sabitha?
We were thinking that, uh, maybe
we were thinking that, uh, maybe
you should come back to Chicago
you should come back to Chicago
with us and, you know, stay for
with us and, you know, stay for
the rest of the summer.
The rest of the summer. Wow.
Wow. What an amazing offer.
What an amazing offer.
Or whatever you think is right,
or whatever you think is right,
bill.
Bill.
I-I mean, it would just be.
I-I mean, it would just be
for the summer.
Do you want to?
You'd come back here in the
you'd come back here in the
fall and finish school and...
Fall and finish school and...
We'd love to have you.
We'd love to have you.
Johnson rounding third, but a
Johnson rounding third, but a
stop sign awaits him, and he'll
stop sign awaits him, and he'll
scramble back to the bag.
Scramble back to the bag.
Where you going?
To pack my stuff.
To pack my stuff.
Didn't have that much of a
didn't have that much of a
lead.
Lead. That may have cost him.
That may have cost him.
Her car will remain here.
Her car will remain here.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
He's like mowing the lawn,
he's like mowing the lawn,
doesn't have a shirt on, of
doesn't have a shirt on, of
course.
Course. He's all wet.
He's all wet.
She's really cute in the video,
she's really cute in the video,
too.
Too.
She's got, like, you know, the
she's got, like, you know, the
bangs and high heels.
Bangs and high heels.
She's washing the car, trying to
she's washing the car, trying to
get his attention.
Get his attention.
It's a bit obnoxious.
It's a bit obnoxious.
What does this have to do
what does this have to do
with the Olympics?
With the Olympics?
Oh, the swim team made a
oh, the swim team made a
video to it and put it on the
video to it and put it on the
Internet.
Internet.
It went, like, completely viral.
It went, like, completely viral.
...To go
...to go
ooh, I can't wait
Ooh, I can't wait
then I filled the spaces
Then I filled the spaces
right between the leather and
right between the leather and
lace
Lace
I know where we can go
I know where we can go
to run away
To run away
you think my dad will ever
you think my dad will ever
pay you back?
Pay you back?
He and I are working on this
he and I are working on this
place together.
Place together.
Yeah, but you're paying for
yeah, but you're paying for
most of it, right?
Most of it, right?
We're working together.
We're working together.
The music takes you over
The music takes you over
this smells so gross.
This smells so gross.
You ever think of all the people
you ever think of all the people
who've had sex in here, maybe
who've had sex in here, maybe
even on this carpet?
Even on this carpet?
There was this thing on the news
there was this thing on the news
once where they went in hotel
once where they went in hotel
rooms and...
rooms and...
Johanna?
Johanna? Johanna?
Johanna? Johanna?
Johanna?
The rhythm pulls me under
The rhythm pulls me under
takes me over
Takes me over
I can't breathe
I can't breathe
you could always name it Ken
you could always name it Ken
after my dad if it's a boy,
after my dad if it's a boy,
but... eh.
But... eh.
How about something different?
How about something different?
Um... Omar.
Um... Omar.
That's kind of cute, different.
That's kind of cute, different.
What if it's a girl?
What if it's a girl?
Allie's a cute girl name.
Allie's a cute girl name.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Um...
Um... Hey. Guess what.
Hey. Guess what.
Rachel quit, so you're looking
Rachel quit, so you're looking
at the new assistant manager.
At the new assistant manager.
That's great.
That's great. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna make two bucks more
I'm gonna make two bucks more
an hour.
An hour. What's wrong with her?
What's wrong with her?
I don't know.
You don't think you should
have another test?
Have another test?
The kit had two tests.
What about insurance?
Do you know how much it costs to
do you know how much it costs to
have a baby in the hospital?
Have a baby in the hospital?
No.
No.
I'm just not ready to have to
I'm just not ready to have to
another kid.
Another kid.
I mean, I barely just got my
I mean, I barely just got my
shit together.
You know that 400 bucks you said
you lost and I said Chloe
you lost and I said Chloe
probably took it?
Probably took it?
I know you took it.
I know you took it.
And I know you probably spent it
and I know you probably spent it
on drugs.
On drugs.
I didn't spent it all on
I didn't spent it all on drugs.
Drugs.
You should have told me you
you should have told me you
knew.
Knew.
I was waiting for you to do
I was waiting for you to do
that.
That. And you didn't.
And you didn't.
And then after awhile, it
and then after awhile, it
just... it didn't matter.
Just... it didn't matter.
It didn't matter?
It didn't matter? Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
You're gonna have to stop,
you're gonna have to stop,
you know.
You know. Stop what?
Stop what?
Whatever it is you take.
Whatever it is you take.
I hardly touch it.
I hardly touch it.
I'm not stupid.
That was it? Yeah.
Yeah. You're married now?
You're married now? Yeah.
Here, will you take a picture?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
Where'd you get that?
Where'd you get that?
So, that was good, right?
So, that was good, right?
You learned how to paint walls
you learned how to paint walls
and ceilings, pull up carpeting,
and ceilings, pull up carpeting,
do grouting, and help pick out
do grouting, and help pick out
the tiles.
The tiles. Cheap labor.
Cheap labor.
It's not like solon was any
it's not like solon was any
more glamorous.
More glamorous. I agree.
I agree.
You'll be okay on the bus?
You'll be okay on the bus?
Yeah, don't sit next to any
yeah, don't sit next to any
weirdos.
Weirdos. That's impossible.
Thanks for helping my dad.
Have a safe trip.
Have a safe trip. Thanks.
Thanks. See you soon.
See you soon.
[Car doors opening and.
[Closing]
I don't know why you don't
I don't know why you don't
believe me.
Believe me.
I told you, I gave it to the
I told you, I gave it to the
mechanic.
Mechanic. All $600?
All $600? Yeah, all $600.
Yeah, all $600. Pretty much.
Pretty much.
I got the receipt somewhere.
I got the receipt somewhere.
Oh, just wait.
Oh, just wait.
It's okay, buddy.
It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
It's okay. Aw. I'll take him.
Aw. I'll take him.
Shh. What's on his face?
Shh. What's on his face?
Okay, you ready?
Okay, you ready?
We're finally gonna get this.
We're finally gonna get this.
I think it's magic marker.
I think it's magic marker.
Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I just want to bite his
oh, I just want to bite his
little toes off.
Little toes off.
Oh, you just look like butter.
Oh, you just look like butter.
I just want to eat you up.
I just want to eat you up.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Oh, what's that on his face?
Oh, what's that on his face?
Ah, it's lipstick.
Ah, it's lipstick.
Look at that. What is that?
Look at that. What is that?
Here.
Here. Take him.
Take him.
I'll go get us some punch.
I'll go get us some punch.
Will you grab the wipes out
will you grab the wipes out
of there?
Of there?
You know, Ken, I've been
you know, Ken, I've been
known to hold a baby now and
known to hold a baby now and
then.
Then. Okay?
Okay? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, this hand.
Yeah, this hand.
Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.
Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.
Don't wake up.
Don't wake up.
Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.
Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.
What about something more
what about something more
piratical?
Piratical? Engineering?
Engineering?
I think I'm gonna major in
I think I'm gonna major in
premed, um, and I really want to
premed, um, and I really want to
go to Cornell for medical school
go to Cornell for medical school
after, but I think I'll do a
after, but I think I'll do a
junior year abroad first,
junior year abroad first,
possibly in like France or Italy
possibly in like France or Italy
or england, something like that.
Or england, something like that.
Cool.
Cool. Congratulations.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, I was a history major,
well, I was a history major,
and you see what that got me.
And you see what that got me.
Yeah, well, I really want to
yeah, well, I really want to
specialize in dermatology
specialize in dermatology
because it allows you a pretty
because it allows you a pretty
good schedule so I can have
good schedule so I can have
kids.
Kids. I really want a girl.
I really want a girl.
Um, so, hopefully I'll be
um, so, hopefully I'll be
married by the time I'm 26.
Married by the time I'm 26.
That way, by the time they go to
that way, by the time they go to
college, I'll still have time
college, I'll still have time
to, you know, live a little.
To, you know, live a little.
What do you want?
I have what I want.
[Tammy wynette's.
Here. You go up.
Here. You go up. Okay.
Okay. All right.
All right.
I'll just keep on
I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right
Right now I'm like
a wounded bird
A wounded bird
hungry for the sky
But if I try my wings
and try long enough
And try long enough
I'm bound to learn to fly
I'm bound to learn to fly
so I'll just keep on falling
so I'll just keep on falling
in love
In love
till I get it right
My door to love
has opened up
Has opened up
more times than in
And I'm either fool
or wise enough
Or wise enough
to open it again
To open it again
'cause I'll never know
'Cause I'll never know
what's beyond the Mountain
What's beyond the Mountain
till I reach the other side
Till I reach the other side
so I'll just keep on
So I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right
Till I get it right
if practice makes perfect
If practice makes perfect
then I'm near bout as perfect
then I'm near bout as perfect
as I'll ever be in my life
As I'll ever be in my life
so I'll just keep on
So I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right
Johanna? I'm here.
I'm here. Yes.
Yes.
I'd like to wear my blue dress.
Dress. Yes, ma'am.
Hi. Yes.
I'd like to report a death.
I'd like to report a death.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am.
No, um... I don't know.
No, um... I don't know.
She's very old.
She's very old.
I-I take care of her.
I-I take care of her.
No, I work here.
No, I work here. Yes, ma'am.
I hope it was peaceful.
It was in her sleep.
It was in her sleep. Thank you.
So, you got another job lined
up there?
Yeah.
Whole new everything.
Mrs. willits' pastor set it up.
Hey, gorgeous!
Hey, dad. Hey, Edith.
Hey, Edith. Hi.
Hi. Hey. What's going on?
I'll just leave you with it.
There's this model that I wrote
there's this model that I wrote
out to get the loan.
Out to get the loan.
'Cause I think if you check that
'cause I think if you check that
out...
out...
are you sure you want to have
are you sure you want to have
this conversation?
This conversation?
It's a really good
it's a really good opportunity.
Opportunity.
I just thought you might be
I just thought you might be
interested in it.
Interested in it.
Why don't you just leave him
why don't you just leave him
alone?
Alone? It is a really good
it is a really good
opportunity.
Opportunity.
There's a lady over there.
I'm, um, johanna parry from
plainfield.
Plainfield. The pastor sent me.
The pastor sent me.
Oh, yes, we've been expecting
oh, yes, we've been expecting
you.
You. Only a suitcase and a bag?
Only a suitcase and a bag?
Oh, this my granddaughter...
oh, this my granddaughter...
sabitha.
Sabitha.
She lives in the house with me.
She lives in the house with me.
And that makes me Ken.
And that makes me Ken.
I'm sabitha's father.
I'm sabitha's father.
He's usually not here.
He's usually not here.
He doesn't live here.
He doesn't live here. Ah.
Ah.
Uh, did you have any problems
uh, did you have any problems
finding the house?
Finding the house?
Oh, no, I asked in town.
Oh, no, I asked in town.
Oh. Good. Good.
Oh. Good. Good. Okay.
Okay. We're going to the astro
we're going to the astro
later for burgers, if you want
later for burgers, if you want
to join us.
To join us. Ken, please.
Ken, please. She just got here.
She just got here.
I'm just being friendly,
I'm just being friendly, bill.
Bill.
Let me show you to your room.
She's gonna be working here?
Yeah.
Yeah. Look at her shoes.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You scared the hell out of me.
You scared the hell out of me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I was just looking for some
I was just looking for some
hangers.
Hangers.
Well, they're not in here.
Well, they're not in here.
Oh, these are Mr. mccauley's.
Oh, these are Mr. mccauley's.
Yeah.
How much is he paying you?
I'm only asking 'cause he's a
I'm only asking 'cause he's a
cheapskate, and I wouldn't want
cheapskate, and I wouldn't want
him ripping you off.
Hey, um, don't tell sabitha I
hey, um, don't tell sabitha I
got a headache.
Got a headache.
She'll just worry about me,
she'll just worry about me,
okay?
Okay? Thanks, gorgeous.
And now turn.
And now turn.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Send it.
Send it.
What's taking him so long?
So, you know sabitha from
school?
School? What?
What? Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Where does her mother live?
Where does her mother live?
She died.
Oh, my God.
Stevie thought johanna was your
Stevie thought johanna was your
mom.
Mom. Ah!
Ah! Look.
Look.
"Sabitha's mom seems weird."
"Sabitha's mom seems weird."
Please text him back and tell
please text him back and tell
him she's not my mom.
Him she's not my mom. Get down.
Get down.
Hey, you missed the action at
hey, you missed the action at
the astro burger, bill.
The astro burger, bill.
You're not gonna be home to
you're not gonna be home to
Chicago till 1:00 or 2:00 in the
Chicago till 1:00 or 2:00 in the
morning.
Morning.
Well, I was thinking I'd just
well, I was thinking I'd just
stay and then leave tomorrow.
Stay and then leave tomorrow.
I don't think that's a good
I don't think that's a good
idea.
Idea.
I'm glad you're here at
I'm glad you're here at least.
Least.
Sabitha needs someone like you.
Sabitha needs someone like you.
Where did grandpa go?
He's supposed to take Edith
he's supposed to take Edith
home.
Home. I'll drive her home.
I'll drive her home.
You know, that's okay.
You know, that's okay.
I can call my mom.
I can call my mom.
Not a problem.
Her parents don't want her
driving with you.
Come on. I wasn't driving...
I wasn't driving...
it was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay! Damn it!
Damn it!
And now you're trying to suck
and now you're trying to suck
up to me to get my money for
up to me to get my money for
your sleazy motel Ponzi scheme?
Your sleazy motel Ponzi scheme?
The thing is, I got the motel
the thing is, I got the motel
for practically nothing, right?
For practically nothing, right?
So, when it's up and running,
so, when it's up and running,
it's all profit.
It's all profit.
I'd pay you back in three
I'd pay you back in three
months, four at the most.
Months, four at the most.
Yeah, well, you haven't paid
yeah, well, you haven't paid
me back from the last time I
me back from the last time I
lent you money.
Lent you money.
That was mainly for marcel,
that was mainly for marcel,
wasn't it?
Wasn't it?
I mean, I just... I think if you
I mean, I just... I think if you
saw the improvements that I've
saw the improvements that I've
done, you'd jump right in.
Done, you'd jump right in.
You know, Ken, I'm really
you know, Ken, I'm really
trying here.
Trying here. I'm really trying.
I'm really trying.
You know, marcel would have been
you know, marcel would have been
36 last month.
36 last month.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, I know that.
Do you know that?
I miss her, too, bill, a lot,
okay?
Okay.
I have to drive Edith home.
$18,643 on the dot.
For a savings account, I'm gonna
for a savings account, I'm gonna
need a government-issued I.D.,
need a government-issued I.D.,
and I put some x's there to show
and I put some x's there to show
you where to sign at.
You where to sign at.
May I have a bank book?
May I have a bank book?
Oh. Thank you.
Oh. Thank you.
You live with Mr. mccauley over
you live with Mr. mccauley over
in South cedar?
In South cedar?
He banks here, too.
He banks here, too. Oh.
Oh.
You're the one taking care of
you're the one taking care of
his granddaughter.
His granddaughter. Yeah.
Yeah.
See, um, sabitha is in class
see, um, sabitha is in class
with my grandsons.
With my grandsons.
They're twins, both football
they're twins, both football
players.
Players. Yep.
Yep.
Oh, gosh, poor little thing...
oh, gosh, poor little thing...
sabitha, I mean.
Sabitha, I mean.
Well, losing her mother in that
well, losing her mother in that
terrible accident, right?
Terrible accident, right?
And then having her father go
and then having her father go
off to prison like that.
Off to prison like that.
Just...
Just...
It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be home at 5:30.
I'll be home at 5:30.
Yes?
Yes?
My dad left this note for you
my dad left this note for you
in the letter he wrote me.
In the letter he wrote me.
Oh. Okay.
Thank you.
Stephen. S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
S-t-e-p-h-e-n.
Hateship, friendship, courtship,
hateship, friendship, courtship,
loveship, marriage, hateship...
loveship, marriage, hateship...
friendship!
Friendship!
Shit. It's friendship.
Shit. It's friendship.
This woman says she can reach
this woman says she can reach
orgasm just by shaking her leg.
Orgasm just by shaking her leg.
The only thing worse than
the only thing worse than
friendship is hateship.
Friendship is hateship.
Wait, this other woman
wait, this other woman
started masturbating when she
started masturbating when she
was 8 years old, rubbing up
was 8 years old, rubbing up
against some doll she slept
against some doll she slept
with.
With.
Do you think Stevie's ever
do you think Stevie's ever
had sex?
Had sex? I heard he screwed
I heard he screwed
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Robin Simpson with his socks on.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
So, what do you think about?
So, what do you think about?
How do you do it?
How do you do it? Shut up.
Shut up.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, totally.
'Cause you're my best friend,
'cause you're my best friend,
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
My parents have a handheld
my parents have a handheld
shower in their bathroom, so
shower in their bathroom, so
whenever I'm alone in the
whenever I'm alone in the
house...
house... okay, thank you!
Okay, thank you! Tmi! No more.
Tmi! No more.
What? It's totally normal.
What? It's totally normal.
Everyone does it.
Everyone does it.
Totally normal.
Totally normal.
It is.
It is. Hold on a second!
Hold on a second!
Um, I don't know.
Um, I don't know.
Let me just...
let me just... get... get that.
Get... get that. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Just...
Just...
God, she's so annoying.
God, she's so annoying.
Do you think she heard?
Do you think she heard?
Come in!
Come in!
Go real hard
Go real hard
go hard, baby
Go hard, baby
you the best
You the best
the kings in the club like
the kings in the club like
we love chess
We love chess
my queens in the club 'cause
my queens in the club 'cause
I love chests
I love chests
I told grandpa I'd clean up
I told grandpa I'd clean up
later.
Later. Um, I need your father's
um, I need your father's
address.
Address. Why?
Why? I have a card for him.
I have a card for him. Why?
Why? I'm just responding to the
I'm just responding to the
note that he wrote me.
Note that he wrote me.
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Drinkin' cocktails like...
Drinkin' cocktails like...
you know, I'm going right by
you know, I'm going right by
the post office.
The post office.
I can mail that for you.
I can mail that for you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, it's not a problem at
oh, it's not a problem at all.
All. I go right by there, so...
I go right by there, so...
There you go.
There you go.
Clubs and bars just for one
clubs and bars just for one
reason, tongue needing
Reason, tongue needing
coke and rum meetings, love
coke and rum meetings, love
squeezing, liquor by the
squeezing, liquor by the
bottle...
Bottle... see you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. They buyin' drinks like
they buyin' drinks like
they buyin' minks
They buyin' minks
there's no time to dance
There's no time to dance
sex in the air, on the
sex in the air, on the
beach
Beach
what you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Time to sip some more
Time to sip some more
did you have a good day?
Did you have a good day?
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Red margaritas
Red margaritas
fucked-up senoritas
Fucked-up senoritas
oh, mama Mia
I waited for you to open it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
"Dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just"
"dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just
thought I would write and send"
thought I would write and send
my thanks to you for the nice
my thanks to you for the nice
things you said in your note, in
things you said in your note, in
which you included in your
"which you included in your
daughter's note..."
daughter's note..."
ever hear of grammar?
Ever hear of grammar?
"I'm grateful for you saying."
"I'm grateful for you saying
that since some people feel that"
that since some people feel that
a person like me that they do
a person like me that they do
not know the... the background
"not know the... the background
of is beyond the pale."
"Of is beyond the pale." What?
What? This doesn't make sense.
This doesn't make sense.
She capitalized "beyond the"
she capitalized "beyond the
pale."
Pale."
Isn't that... that means,
isn't that... that means,
like, the other side of the
like, the other side of the
tracks.
Tracks. Ah, ah.
Ah, ah.
"I was born in ames, but my."
"I was born in ames, but my
mother and my brother and me"
mother and my brother and me
moved to twin view heights when
"moved to twin view heights when
I was a girl."
"I was a girl." No.
No. Blah, blah.
Blah, blah. Pbht.
Pbht.
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."
Blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
"I'm afraid I've bored you long.
Enough."
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
No kidding.
No kidding.
"Thank you for your good"
"thank you for your good
opinion and for taking me to the"
opinion and for taking me to the
restaurant.
Restaurant.
It was a pleasure to be
it was a pleasure to be
included.
"Included.
Your friend, johanna parry."
Your friend, johanna parry."
Say something about her
say something about her
beautiful hair.
Beautiful hair.
This has to be realistic.
This has to be realistic.
"I was so happy to see that you."
"I was so happy to see that you
underlined 'your friend.'"
underlined 'your friend.'
Someone like me, with a
someone like me, with a
checkered past, could use all
checkered past, could use all
the friends he can get.
The friends he can get.
Sometimes I think, 'who is my
sometimes I think, 'who is my
friend?'
"friend?'
Then comes your letter."
Then comes your letter."
That's boring.
That's boring.
Well, we can't just
well, we can't just
immediately write that he wants
immediately write that he wants
to suck her titties.
To suck her titties.
Okay, how about you say
okay, how about you say
something like, "you should wear"
something like, "you should wear
your hair back more often so the"
your hair back more often so the
world can see your pretty face"?
World can see your pretty face"?
How about that?
How about that? That's good.
That's good. Yeah.
Yeah.
Stevie!
"P.S., let's continue this"
"p. S., let's continue this
correspondence through e-mail."
Correspondence through e-mail.
It's much faster.
It's much faster. My address is
my address is
kengaudette12step@hotmail.Com.
"Kengaudette12step@hotmail. Com.
And we'll save money on stamps."
And we'll save money on stamps."
Why did you have to put the
why did you have to put the
"12 step" thing?
"12 step" thing?
For authenticity.
For authenticity.
What? Recovery is a good thing.
What? Recovery is a good thing.
I'll talk to you later.
Why are you staring at me?
Why are you staring at me?
Oh, I'm not... I don't mean
oh, I'm not... I don't mean to.
To. Why are you even in here?
Why are you even in here?
Came to...
came to... yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
We were just kissing, okay?
We were just kissing, okay?
Normal people do that.
That was my wife's furniture.
That was my wife's furniture.
My wife gave it to my daughter
my wife gave it to my daughter
when she and Ken first got
when she and Ken first got
married.
Married.
After his poor judgment killed
after his poor judgment killed
my daughter, I... I took that
my daughter, I... I took that
furniture back.
Furniture back.
There's no reason for him to
there's no reason for him to
have it.
Have it. Why should he?
Why should he?
It just sits out here.
It just sits out here.
It seems like a waste.
It seems like a waste.
Maybe he could use it in his
maybe he could use it in his
hotel lobby.
Hotel lobby.
He couldn't run a one-pump
he couldn't run a one-pump
gas station.
That one doesn't work.
When will you be finished?
Well, you have to sign up.
Well, you have to sign up.
First name.
First name.
Click the mouse for the last.
Click the mouse for the last.
And then your password.
And then your password.
My own word?
My own word? Your own word.
We're staying near the
white house.
White house.
Mm. Is that boy going?
Mm. Is that boy going?
His name's Stevie, and, no,
his name's Stevie, and, no,
he's not going.
He's not going.
He went last year, so you don't
he went last year, so you don't
have to worry.
Have to worry.
Oh, okay, I won't worry.
Oh, okay, I won't worry.
Sabitha, is that thing
sabitha, is that thing
surgically attached to your
surgically attached to your
hand?
Hand? Thank you, johanna.
Thank you, johanna.
Put that away.
Come back.
The ad says 10:00 to 3:00.
The ad says 10:00 to 3:00.
You don't have to get there
you don't have to get there
exactly at 10:00.
Exactly at 10:00.
If I want the job, I do.
If I want the job, I do.
And you're gonna breathe
paint fumes all day?
Paint fumes all day?
That only pays like $8 an hour.
That only pays like $8 an hour.
Well, it's better than
well, it's better than
sitting around watching TV all
sitting around watching TV all
day.
Day. My brother manages a huge
my brother manages a huge
food warehouse.
Food warehouse.
They're always hiring
they're always hiring
forklifters, and they pay them
forklifters, and they pay them
like 20 bucks an hour.
Like 20 bucks an hour.
I don't know how to drive a.
Forklift.
Ah.
Ah.
He'll be back in three weeks.
He'll be back in three weeks.
You'll make a lot more money.
You'll make a lot more money.
He isn't gonna hire me.
He isn't gonna hire me. Yeah.
Yeah. I'll tell him to.
I'll tell him to.
I got to check this out
I got to check this out first.
First.
Just let yourself out when
just let yourself out when
you're ready.
You're ready.
You have the 30 bucks you owe
you have the 30 bucks you owe
me for dinner last night?
Me for dinner last night?
That's not even including the
that's not even including the
blow.
Blow.
"I'm sitting here drinking a."
"I'm sitting here drinking a
glass of chardonnay, wishing I"
glass of chardonnay, wishing I
could hold you tight in my
"could hold you tight in my
arms."
Arms."
In reality, he's probably
in reality, he's probably
sitting in his underwear
sitting in his underwear
somewhere, drinking warm beer.
Somewhere, drinking warm beer.
"I must say goodbye."
"I must say goodbye.
And the only way I can do it is"
and the only way I can do it is
to imagine you reading this in
to imagine you reading this in
your nightgown, thinking about
"your nightgown, thinking about
me, as you drift off to sleep."
"Me, as you drift off to sleep."
Come on, grandpa!
We're going to be late!
We're going to be late! Hi.
Hi. I came to get my black
I came to get my black sweater.
Sweater.
I texted you like five times.
I texted you like five times.
You... you told me I could
you... you told me I could
borrow it.
Borrow it.
I'm sure your grandfather can
I'm sure your grandfather can
buy you one.
Why'd you tell Melissa and
Jessica that I couldn't afford
Jessica that I couldn't afford
to go to D.C.?
To go to D.C.?
You told me you couldn't
you told me you couldn't
afford it.
Afford it.
I didn't mean for you to tell
I didn't mean for you to tell
everyone.
Everyone.
That's the bitchiest thing
that's the bitchiest thing
you've ever done to me.
You've ever done to me.
God, I didn't know it was
God, I didn't know it was
some big secret.
Some big secret.
If I would have known, I
if I would have known, I
wouldn't have said...
wouldn't have said...
if you weren't so stupid and
if you weren't so stupid and
selfish, you'd understand that I
selfish, you'd understand that I
don't want the whole school
don't want the whole school
knowing.
Knowing.
Look, Edith, no one at school
look, Edith, no one at school
cares.
Cares.
You're so evil.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
She loves this.
She loves this.
Actually, it's pretty mean.
"You're beautiful..."
"You're beautiful..."
Mm.
Hello. May I help you?
Hello. May I help you?
Yes, I would like to try on
yes, I would like to try on
the suit in the window, the
the suit in the window, the
shiny one.
Shiny one.
Oh, that's a lovely suit.
Oh, that's a lovely suit. Yes.
Yes. Oh, it's so expensive.
Oh, it's so expensive.
Well, it's very fine silk.
Well, it's very fine silk.
It's Italian.
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, of course you'll need your
well, of course you'll need your
nylons and your heels and some
nylons and your heels and some
lipstick, but with some
lipstick, but with some
tailoring, it might work.
Tailoring, it might work.
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
Is it comfortable?
Is it comfortable?
The suit feels fine.
The suit feels fine.
There's nothing the matter with
there's nothing the matter with
the suit.
The suit.
Sometimes that's just the way
sometimes that's just the way
it is.
It is.
You never know till you try
you never know till you try
something on.
Something on. Hold on.
Why don't you slip into this,
just for the heck of it?
Come out here and look at it in
the big mirror.
Well, I better take it off so
you can wrap it up.
You can wrap it up. Wonderful.
Wonderful.
It's probably what I'm gonna
it's probably what I'm gonna
be married in.
You know what why I got you
a red car?
A red car?
Because red cars get the most
because red cars get the most
tickets.
Tickets.
So, if you get any tickets, you
so, if you get any tickets, you
have to pay for it yourself.
Have to pay for it yourself.
I won't be getting any
I won't be getting any tickets.
Tickets. Hi, johanna.
Hi, johanna. Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
I'll start dinner right away.
I'll start dinner right away.
I got this for my dad for
I got this for my dad for
Christmas.
Christmas. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
I got this one for Edith.
I got this one for Edith.
She really wanted one.
She really wanted one.
Are you wearing makeup?
Are you wearing makeup?
Oh, you look nice, johanna.
Oh, you look nice, johanna.
Oh, it's just...
Oh, it's just... No. Here.
No. Here. Here. Try this.
It's more natural. Thank you.
Thank you. Edith.
Edith. I got this for you.
I got this for you. Thanks.
Thanks.
I talked to Jessica and
I talked to Jessica and
Melissa.
Melissa.
Neither one of them said
neither one of them said
anything about why you didn't go
anything about why you didn't go
on the trip.
On the trip.
They're not like that.
They're not like that.
Julie and Marie didn't go 'cause
Julie and Marie didn't go 'cause
their parents couldn't pay.
Their parents couldn't pay.
Are you gonna talk about this
are you gonna talk about this
all day?
All day? I won't. Sorry.
I won't. Sorry.
Stop bragging about your car.
Stop bragging about your car.
It's kind of nauseating.
It's kind of nauseating.
I wasn't bragging.
I wasn't bragging.
Justin asked me about it, and I
Justin asked me about it, and I
answered.
Answered.
What about the pictures on
what about the pictures on
Facebook?
Facebook? That's bragging.
That's bragging.
If you got a car, you'd be
if you got a car, you'd be
doing the same thing.
So, there's a table, six
chairs, a bed, dresser, sofa,
chairs, a bed, dresser, sofa,
coffee table, end tables,
coffee table, end tables,
side...
side... yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm... I'm sorry.
I can't write that fast.
I can't write that fast.
I can't...
I can't...
there's no kitchen stuff.
There's no kitchen stuff.
Um, it's just, um, one bedroom.
Um, it's just, um, one bedroom.
It's only going to Chicago.
It's only going to Chicago.
All right, uh...
All right, uh...
Well, if this is it, you're
well, if this is it, you're
probably looking at...
Probably looking at...
$2,300, $2,500.
$2,300, $2,500.
Seems like a lot.
Seems like a lot.
When's the last time you had
when's the last time you had
a bunch of furniture moved?
A bunch of furniture moved?
You have somebody in Chicago
you have somebody in Chicago
who's gonna be looking out for
who's gonna be looking out for
it when it gets there?
It when it gets there? Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, we'll have my guys here
okay, we'll have my guys here
first thing Monday morning.
First thing Monday morning.
After 9:00.
After 9:00.
They can't be here before 9:00.
They can't be here before 9:00.
After 9:30, actually. 9:30.
After 9:30, actually. 9:30.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, you know, we'll send you
oh, you know, we'll send you
a bill for this.
A bill for this.
I'd rather pay now.
I'd rather pay now. $2,300?
$2,300?
That's fine. That's good.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, you're awake.
What are you doing here?
Didn't you get my e-mail?
Didn't you get my e-mail?
I-I don't have e-mail.
I-I don't have e-mail.
I sent you e-mails.
I-I don't even have a computer.
Just so you know, I've been
sick.
Sick.
That's why this place isn't so
that's why this place isn't so
clean.
Clean. This stove hasn't been
this stove hasn't been
cleaned in years.
Cleaned in years.
Hey!
Th-there are no buses this time
of night.
Of night.
You should just come back
you should just come back
inside.
You're gonna freeze out here.
You know, we can just make up
you know, we can just make up
the couch and sort this out
the couch and sort this out
tomorrow, okay?
How are you feeling?
Ugh.
Ugh. Uh... I can't really tell.
Uh... I can't really tell.
A little better maybe.
A little better maybe.
You're swallowing your phlegm.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
It's not good for you.
It's not good for you.
Spit it out.
Spit it out.
You'll get in trouble with your
you'll get in trouble with your
kidneys by swallowing it.
You didn't find the coffee,
you didn't find the coffee,
did you?
Did you?
Little red wagon carrying
little red wagon carrying
the day
The day
What are you doing?
Cleaning the floor.
Cleaning the floor.
It could use some wax after.
You're never gonna feel better
if you keep smoking like that.
If you keep smoking like that.
Um...
Um...
You know, anyone could have
you know, anyone could have
written to you.
Written to you.
Probably those two...
probably those two...
teenager girls are pretty nasty.
Teenager girls are pretty nasty.
You really don't have to scrub
you really don't have to scrub
the floor.
The floor.
Just trying to keep busy.
When do you have to be back
at bill's?
At bill's?
I wasn't planning on going
I wasn't planning on going
back.
Back. One telltale sign
One telltale sign
you really don't have a
you really don't have a
computer?
Computer?
No, I-I want to get one.
You okay?
Look, I-I don't know what
look, I-I don't know what
happened.
Happened.
I mean, I did put a note for you
I mean, I did put a note for you
in with the letter I sent to
in with the letter I sent to
sabitha, but I didn't send
sabitha, but I didn't send
anything else.
Anything else. I'm sorry.
...thing to do was leave
you, but I shoulda left then
You, but I shoulda left then
now I'm too old to leave you,
now I'm too old to leave you,
but I still get sore
But I still get sore
when you come home a-feelin'
when you come home a-feelin'
for the knob on the door
For the knob on the door
I can't...
I can't...
help but love you till the
help but love you till the
day that I die
Day that I die
singing, why, baby, why,
singing, why, baby, why,
baby
Baby why, baby, why?
Why, baby, why?
Well, I got...
Well, I got...
a crow I wanna pick with
a crow I wanna pick with
you
You
just like last time when the
just like last time when the
feathers flew
Feathers flew
you're runnin' wild,
you're runnin' wild,
a-kickin' up your heels
A-kickin' up your heels hi.
Hi. A-leavin' me home with a
a-leavin' me home with a
handful of bills
Handful of bills hi.
Hi. I'm Chloe.
I'm Chloe.
And you know it's true
And you know it's true
who are you?
Who are you? I'm johanna parry.
I'm johanna parry.
Ken's friend.
Ken's friend.
Ken's friend from... Where?
Ken's friend from... Where?
From Iowa.
From Iowa.
I was taking care of his
I was taking care of his
daughter.
Daughter. You make cry, baby,
you make cry, baby,
cry, baby
Cry, baby wow.
Wow. His daughter?
His daughter?
I can't help but love you
I can't help but love you
till the day that I die
Till the day that I die
her name is sabitha.
Her name is sabitha.
Why, baby, why, baby, why
Why, baby, why, baby, why
Where is he? Sleeping.
Sleeping. He's ill.
He's ill. Ill.
Ill. Yeah.
Yeah. Right.
Right.
That every little dog's
that every little dog's
a-gonna have his day
A-gonna have his day
you better pay attention
You better pay attention
don't you dare forget
Don't you dare forget
'cause I'm just a little-bitty
'cause I'm just a little-bitty
puppy yet
Puppy yet
yeah, I caught you
yeah, I caught you
honky-tonking with my best
honky-tonking with my best
friend
Friend
the thing to do was leave you,
the thing to do was leave you,
but I shoulda left then
But I shoulda left then
now I'm too old to leave you,
now I'm too old to leave you,
but I still get sore
But I still get sore
when you come home a-feelin'
when you come home a-feelin'
for the knob on the door
For the knob on the door
tell me, why, baby, why,
tell me, why, baby, why,
baby, why, baby, why
Baby, why, baby, why
you make me cry, baby...
You make me cry, baby...
it's gonna be totally fun.
It's gonna be totally fun.
Everyone's gonna be there.
Everyone's gonna be there.
Polo just got back from Seattle.
Polo just got back from Seattle.
Ugh. I'm sick.
Ugh. I'm sick.
I practically coughed up a lung
I practically coughed up a lung
this morning.
This morning.
That Swedish guy is supposed
that Swedish guy is supposed
to bring some of this "x" that
to bring some of this "x" that
doesn't have any speed in it.
Doesn't have any speed in it.
You do actually look sick.
You do actually look sick.
You should probably just sleep.
You should probably just sleep.
That's what I've been saying.
That's what I've been saying.
Johanna parry?
Johanna parry? You're late.
You're late.
You were supposed to be here
you were supposed to be here
this morning.
This morning.
Everything looks good.
Everything looks good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's get this one last...
Let's get this one last...
Come by later if you feel
come by later if you feel
better.
Better.
Probably not gonna happen.
Probably not gonna happen.
I'll call you.
I'll call you.
I can set a place for you if
I can set a place for you if
you want to stay for dinner.
Uh...
What's going on?
What's going on?
That's the furniture.
Does bill know you're here?
Sabitha?
Sabitha? I didn't tell them.
I didn't tell them.
And bill doesn't know you
and bill doesn't know you
took the furniture, does he?
Took the furniture, does he?
No, he doesn't.
You just... you just took it?
How'd you do that?
How'd you do that?
Mr. mccauley was at work, and.
Mr. mccauley was at work, and
sabitha was at school.
And now it's all here.
And now it's all here.
There's no damage to any of
there's no damage to any of it.
It. No.
No. No, I bet there's not.
No, I bet there's not.
I bet he's fucking freaking out.
I bet he's fucking freaking out.
Here. Here. I'll do that.
She probably just got sick of
it here.
It here.
I always drive people away.
I always drive people away.
Where do you want these?
Where do you want these?
Just right here is fine.
Just right here is fine.
All right.
All right.
Maybe we can have your father
maybe we can have your father
out again.
Out again.
And this time, he can stay over.
And this time, he can stay over.
I know you're trying with
I know you're trying with him.
Him. I am.
I am.
I don't know how johanna ever
I don't know how johanna ever
cleaned this.
Cleaned this.
Elbow grease.
Elbow grease.
I was in the middle of
renovating when I got sick.
Renovating when I got sick.
I'm gonna put in new carpeting
I'm gonna put in new carpeting
and plumbing.
And plumbing.
I just need a bit more cash.
I just need a bit more cash.
You know you can't go back there
you know you can't go back there
now.
Now.
He'll have you arrested for
he'll have you arrested for
stealing that furniture.
Stealing that furniture.
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out.
You should take an aspirin
you should take an aspirin
before you go to bed.
Before you go to bed.
You look a little pale.
You look a little pale.
You'll be all right in here
you'll be all right in here
again?
Again? Yeah.
What about your family?
Can you stay with them?
Can you stay with them?
Um, I'll be out of your hair
um, I'll be out of your hair
tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Actually, you know what?
Actually, you know what?
You can't leave, anyway.
You can't leave, anyway.
You're an outlaw now.
You're an outlaw now.
I thought you might need that.
I thought you might need that.
I'll see you in the morning.
..More times than in
And I'm either fool or wise
and I'm either fool or wise
enough to open it again
Enough to open it again
For I'll never know
For I'll never know
what's beyond the mountains
What's beyond the mountains
till I reach the other side
Till I reach the other side
so I'll keep on falling in
so I'll keep on falling in
love
Love till I get it right
Till I get it right
if practice makes perfect...
If practice makes perfect...
gone, just like that,
gone, just like that,
thousands of dollars worth of
thousands of dollars worth of
antique furniture.
Antique furniture.
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
Are you gonna file a police
are you gonna file a police
report?
Report? 'Cause you sure should.
'Cause you sure should.
Mr. mccauley, I... I probably.
Mr. mccauley, I... I probably
shouldn't be saying this, but
shouldn't be saying this, but
she withdrew $21,000 in cash
she withdrew $21,000 in cash
last week.
Last week.
No one here has ever done that.
No one here has ever done that.
Well, I knew the moment I met
well, I knew the moment I met
her that there was something a
her that there was something a
little, you know, peculiar with
little, you know, peculiar with
her.
Her.
But I suppose you miss having
but I suppose you miss having
someone around, right?
I miss my furniture. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
Um, I think we're all set here.
Um, I think we're all set here.
Uh, we're gonna have Stan review
uh, we're gonna have Stan review
all this, and then we'll get it
all this, and then we'll get it
to you in your office early next
to you in your office early next
week.
Week. All right.
All right. Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you very much,
well, thank you very much,
Eileen.
Eileen.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
All right.
All right. Right.
Right.
And, you know, I have to drop
and, you know, I have to drop
some documents off down at
some documents off down at
Beckman's, and there's this new.
Beckman's, and there's this new
restaurant I've been checking
restaurant I've been checking
out down there.
Out down there.
Quinn Davis has eaten there.
Quinn Davis has eaten there.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe, if you wanted to, you
maybe, if you wanted to, you
could join me for lunch.
Could join me for lunch.
That is the nicest offer, but
that is the nicest offer, but
I... I really can't leave.
I... I really can't leave.
Well, thank you for your
well, thank you for your
help, Eileen.
Help, Eileen.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Thank you, Mr. mccauley.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Oh, you're up.
Oh, you're up.
Thought you were gone for
thought you were gone for good.
Good.
May I?
Got you some fresh milk.
Sit down.
Sit down.
I'll bring you some aspirin and
I'll bring you some aspirin and
some juice.
Some juice.
I'll get dinner started.
I'll get dinner started.
Need some help?
Need some help? No. I'm okay.
I cared for Mrs. willits since
I was 15.
I was 15.
She needed me there, so she
she needed me there, so she
didn't let me do a lot of stuff
didn't let me do a lot of stuff
outside the house.
Outside the house.
She didn't let you?
She didn't let you?
Well, I went to Iowa city
well, I went to Iowa city
with my neighbor, but then my
with my neighbor, but then my
neighbor moved.
Um...
That appointment I have in the
that appointment I have in the
morning... um, it's with my
morning... um, it's with my
probation officer.
Probation officer.
And then I have a narcotics
and then I have a narcotics
anonymous meeting at 4:00.
You know I spent time in prison,
right?
Right?
It's none of my business.
It's none of my business.
I crashed a speed boat with
I crashed a speed boat with
sabitha and her mom... marcel.
Marcel was killed. I know.
I know. You know.
It was an accident.
I was drunk... And high.
Yeah, but it was still an
accident.
Oh, hey. I brought Chinese.
I brought Chinese.
Uh, we ate already.
Uh, we ate already.
I got an early day tomorrow.
Kung pao chicken, spring
rolls, moo shu pork, and the
rolls, moo shu pork, and the
pancakes.
Pancakes.
What are you doing, babe?
What are you doing, babe?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hanging out with "little house"
hanging out with "little house
on the prairie"?
On the prairie"?
Don't say that.
Don't say that. In your p.J.S?
In your p.J.S?
Having a sleepover or whatever?
Having a sleepover or whatever?
Listen, why don't you just
listen, why don't you just
give me back the key and go,
give me back the key and go,
okay?
You still owe me 200 bucks.
Sorry about that.
You remember them.
Them. No, I don't.
No, I don't. Oh, they had...
oh, they had... I don't.
I don't.
They had eight kids, and they
they had eight kids, and they
all played different
all played different
instruments.
Instruments. Yeah.
Yeah.
And then they would all play
and then they would all play
those corny songs at the fair.
Those corny songs at the fair.
I don't remember them!
I don't remember them!
Well, one year, they had a
well, one year, they had a
float in the parade.
Float in the parade.
One of the daughters fell off
one of the daughters fell off
and she broke her little finger
and she broke her little finger
and they came to me, wanting me
and they came to me, wanting me
to sue the whole damn town.
To sue the whole damn town.
Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.
Okay, wait. Wait. Wait.
I remember them.
I remember them.
Did they have these big old
did they have these big old
buckteeth?
Buckteeth?
Oh, God, I'm horrible.
- Oh, God, I'm horrible.
- I don't know
I don't know
what you talkin' about, ma'am.
What you talkin' about, ma'am.
You're horrible!
You're horrible! Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait.
The blonde one... remember?
The blonde one... remember?
She always sang that same old
she always sang that same old
song.
Song. What was that?
- What was that?
- Hello, my baby
Hello, my baby
hello, my honey
Hello, my honey
hello, my ragtime gal
Hello, my ragtime gal
oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Well... Well...
Well...
I guess I should be going.
I guess I should be going.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. All right, um...
All right, um... Um...
Um... Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
I'm... I'm really happy you
I'm... I'm really happy you
came.
Came. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
No, seriously.
No, seriously. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, there you go.
All right, there you go.
You in?
You in? Yep.
Yep. And don't be a stranger.
And don't be a stranger. No.
No. All right? Okay.
You know, I wouldn't want
this to ruin our business
this to ruin our business
relationship.
Relationship.
No, me neither, not at all.
No, me neither, not at all.
Lift you!
Lift you!
Yes, right here.
Yes, right here.
How was the movie?
It's past midnight.
It's past midnight.
Supper ran late.
Supper ran late.
Hmm. Really late.
Hmm. Really late.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, really late.
Do you smell like perfume?
I can't tell whether you smell
like budweiser or michelob.
Like budweiser or michelob.
I do not know what you are
I do not know what you are
talking about.
Talking about.
Well, I don't know what
well, I don't know what
you're talking about.
You're talking about.
Where's Edith tonight?
Where's Edith tonight?
Mnh, she's probably out
mnh, she's probably out
screwing Stevie in the back of
screwing Stevie in the back of
his brother's crappy little
his brother's crappy little
jeep.
Either someone on the bus
must have stolen it, or I lost
must have stolen it, or I lost
it.
It.
I'm really very good with money.
I'm really very good with money.
Yeah, I had my wallet stolen
yeah, I had my wallet stolen
on the bus once.
On the bus once.
But they only took $400, and
but they only took $400, and
there was a lot more in there.
There was a lot more in there.
I know because I counted it when
I know because I counted it when
I paid the movers.
I paid the movers.
I told you I couldn't pay you
I told you I couldn't pay you
back for that if that's what
back for that if that's what
you're hinting at.
You're hinting at. No.
No. No, I just lost $400.
Uh, I'll be back later, okay?
Are you feeling well enough?
Are you feeling well enough?
Mm.
Mm.
Well, I still feel like shit,
well, I still feel like shit,
but I can't miss a meeting with
but I can't miss a meeting with
my p.O. Unless I got all kinds
my p.O. Unless I got all kinds
of bullshit medical
of bullshit medical
documentations and...
Documentations and...
Did you take an aspirin?
Did you take an aspirin? Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, um, it wouldn't surprise
hey, um, it wouldn't surprise
me if Chloe took your money.
Me if Chloe took your money.
I mean, she's pretty fucking
I mean, she's pretty fucking
sneaky.
Sneaky. She is a junkie, so...
She is a junkie, so...
But if she comes over, don't say
but if she comes over, don't say
anything.
Anything.
I'll... I'll handle it.
I'll... I'll handle it.
Hey, everybody, this is
Craig bruin.
Craig bruin.
Welcome back to the morning
welcome back to the morning
radio, live from Chicago.
Radio, live from Chicago.
Today the weather is... let's
today the weather is... let's
just say it's cold.
Just say it's cold.
Wow, that smells great.
Wow, that smells great.
What you making?
What you making?
Biscuits and beef stew.
Biscuits and beef stew.
It's ready.
It's ready. Baby, I can use
No, I won't be hanging round
kind of passing through
Kind of passing through
searching for the...
Searching for the...
Like a moth, I'm drawn to the
like a moth, I'm drawn to the
pain
Pain you can start.
You can start.
One more sacrifice
One more sacrifice
I could get used to this.
I could get used to this.
On the altar of...
Oh...
oh... oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
Sorry.
I thought you were getting sick.
I thought you were getting sick.
No, I was throwing this out.
No, I was throwing this out.
Sorry.
Are you awake?
I-I know I'm an idiot.
I-I know I'm an idiot. And I...
And I...
I just wanted to say...
I just wanted to say...
That, um...
...reasons
I'm getting rid of pain
I'm getting rid of pain
that's in this town
That's in this town
my friends all warned me
My friends all warned me
and they are leaving
And they are leaving
"you should wear your hair
"you should wear your hair
back more often so the world can
back more often so the world can
see your pretty face."
See your pretty face."
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You do have a pretty face.
You do have a pretty face.
I don't want to read any
I don't want to read any more.
More. Come on.
Come on. "I've known since that."
"I've known since that
afternoon at astro burger that"
afternoon at astro burger that
you and I will be together.
You and I will be together.
I haven't stopped thinking about.
"I haven't stopped thinking about
you."
You."
Well, I did think about you.
Well, I did think about you.
Not like that.
Not like that. Well...
Well... I do now, all the time.
They wrote all about your
past and your time in prison and
past and your time in prison and
your problems and said how you
your problems and said how you
don't have many friends.
Don't have many friends.
And how did you respond to
and how did you respond to
that?
That? I said I was your friend.
I-I don't know how long I
can keep this up.
Can keep this up.
It's Christmas.
Don't you want to get up?
Don't you want to get up?
I'm fine here.
Electronic cigarette.
It's to help you quit
it's to help you quit smoking.
Smoking. Yeah.
Yeah. I got that.
My two girls taking care of me
at Christmas, huh?
At Christmas, huh?
Hey, you know what?
Hey, you know what?
If I get that job, maybe we can
if I get that job, maybe we can
celebrate Christmas again, um,
celebrate Christmas again, um,
send sabitha a better gift and
send sabitha a better gift and
get you something good.
Get you something good.
Oh, I don't need anything.
Oh, I don't need anything.
Well, you need breakfast.
Well, you need breakfast.
I'm gonna make it, okay?
I'm gonna make it, okay?
It's got to be noon, doesn't it?
Thank you.
We go to the bottom of the
fourth with the score St. Louis
fourth with the score St. Louis
2, Chicago nothing.
2, Chicago nothing.
It'll be 2, 3, and 4 in the
it'll be 2, 3, and 4 in the
Chicago order, bell, pea, and
Chicago order, bell, pea, and
Johnson against the St. Louis
Johnson against the St. Louis
righty, Murphy.
Righty, Murphy.
The 1-0 to bell, fast-ball
the 1-0 to bell, fast-ball
strike at the knees to even it
strike at the knees to even it
up 1-1.
Up 1-1.
Bell leads off here, but the
bell leads off here, but the
reason teruso likes him in the
reason teruso likes him in the
two hole... the ability to hit
two hole... the ability to hit
and run... excellent contact
and run... excellent contact
hitter.
Hitter.
The 1-1... bell has swung off.
The 1-1... bell has swung off.
Soft fly into right center.
Soft fly into right center.
Will Paul...
I think we should go with
brown one.
Brown one. It's shinier.
It's shinier.
It'll be easier to clean.
It'll be easier to clean.
Okay, sounds good.
Okay, sounds good.
Oh, that's probably Rachel.
Oh, that's probably Rachel.
Will you tell her I'll be there
will you tell her I'll be there
in 20 minutes?
In 20 minutes? Yeah.
Yeah.
We have to finish the walls in
we have to finish the walls in
1b today, just the walls.
1b today, just the walls. Okay.
Okay. Hello?
Hello?
Is this Ken gaudette's phone?
Is this Ken gaudette's phone?
Yes. Hi, Rachel.
Yes. Hi, Rachel.
He's gonna be on his way
he's gonna be on his way
shortly.
Shortly. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Johanna?
Johanna? Is that you?
Is that you? Yes.
Yes. Why are you answering my
why are you answering my
dad's phone?
He didn't say anything about
he didn't say anything about
pressing charges, right?
Pressing charges, right? No.
No. No, no, he won't.
No, no, he won't. Oh.
Oh. Shit. Here he comes.
Shit. Here he comes. Okay.
Okay.
Hey, bill.
Hey, bill.
The one-two pitch is a curve
the one-two pitch is a curve
ball, and strike three.
Ball, and strike three. Oh.
Oh.
Smells like you're barbecuing.
Smells like you're barbecuing.
You trying to get back in
you trying to get back in
prison in time for softball
prison in time for softball
season?
Season?
Hi.
Hi... But it is called strike
but it is called strike
three...
Three...
We're just bringing back some
we're just bringing back some
furniture.
Furniture.
Johanna thought it was mine.
Johanna thought it was mine.
It's not your furniture.
It's not your furniture.
I think that's up for debate.
I think that's up for debate.
I explained the history to
I explained the history to you.
You... As we heard toward the
as we heard toward the
summer months...
Summer months... Hey, sweetie.
Hey, sweetie.
...From Oklahoma state...
from Oklahoma state...
You're, like, with her now,
you're, like, with her now,
aren't you?
Aren't you? Yeah.
Yeah.
If you and Edith weren't so
if you and Edith weren't so
good at writing letters.
Good at writing letters.
He actually grew up in
he actually grew up in
stillwater, Oklahoma, was a
stillwater, Oklahoma, was a
stillwater pioneer at the high
stillwater pioneer at the high
school there before he went to
school there before he went to
Oklahoma state.
Oklahoma state.
So, 1-0, the fast ball...
So, 1-0, the fast ball...
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back. Okay.
Okay. Berkins centers in, and
berkins centers in, and
here's the one-two pitch.
Here's the one-two pitch.
Um, you boys want to help
um, you boys want to help
with the furniture?
With the furniture?
...Find the gap and roll to
find the gap and roll to
the wall, as dango's around
the wall, as dango's around
first.
First.
He is headed into second with
he is headed into second with
a...
A... Get out.
Get out. Sabitha, look...
sabitha, look...
are you deaf? Get out?
Are you deaf? Get out?
Look, I-I understand...
look, I-I understand...
if you're trying to bond with
if you're trying to bond with
me, just forget it and get out.
Me, just forget it and get out.
My father, um...
my father, um... I don't care.
I don't care.
Your father's trying.
I know that you're mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
I'm not mad at him.
Why do you get to live with him?
We're gonna finish unloading
the furniture.
He wears that sweatshirt all the
time, the one that you gave him.
I like your shoes.
Thank you.
Hey, sabitha?
We were thinking that, uh, maybe
we were thinking that, uh, maybe
you should come back to Chicago
you should come back to Chicago
with us and, you know, stay for
with us and, you know, stay for
the rest of the summer.
The rest of the summer. Wow.
Wow. What an amazing offer.
What an amazing offer.
Or whatever you think is right,
or whatever you think is right,
bill.
Bill.
I-I mean, it would just be.
I-I mean, it would just be
for the summer.
Do you want to?
You'd come back here in the
you'd come back here in the
fall and finish school and...
Fall and finish school and...
We'd love to have you.
We'd love to have you.
Johnson rounding third, but a
Johnson rounding third, but a
stop sign awaits him, and he'll
stop sign awaits him, and he'll
scramble back to the bag.
Scramble back to the bag.
Where you going?
To pack my stuff.
To pack my stuff.
Didn't have that much of a
didn't have that much of a
lead.
Lead. That may have cost him.
That may have cost him.
Her car will remain here.
Her car will remain here.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
He's like mowing the lawn,
he's like mowing the lawn,
doesn't have a shirt on, of
doesn't have a shirt on, of
course.
Course. He's all wet.
He's all wet.
She's really cute in the video,
she's really cute in the video,
too.
Too.
She's got, like, you know, the
she's got, like, you know, the
bangs and high heels.
Bangs and high heels.
She's washing the car, trying to
she's washing the car, trying to
get his attention.
Get his attention.
It's a bit obnoxious.
It's a bit obnoxious.
What does this have to do
what does this have to do
with the Olympics?
With the Olympics?
Oh, the swim team made a
oh, the swim team made a
video to it and put it on the
video to it and put it on the
Internet.
Internet.
It went, like, completely viral.
It went, like, completely viral.
...To go
...to go
ooh, I can't wait
Ooh, I can't wait
then I filled the spaces
Then I filled the spaces
right between the leather and
right between the leather and
lace
Lace
I know where we can go
I know where we can go
to run away
To run away
you think my dad will ever
you think my dad will ever
pay you back?
Pay you back?
He and I are working on this
he and I are working on this
place together.
Place together.
Yeah, but you're paying for
yeah, but you're paying for
most of it, right?
Most of it, right?
We're working together.
We're working together.
The music takes you over
The music takes you over
this smells so gross.
This smells so gross.
You ever think of all the people
you ever think of all the people
who've had sex in here, maybe
who've had sex in here, maybe
even on this carpet?
Even on this carpet?
There was this thing on the news
there was this thing on the news
once where they went in hotel
once where they went in hotel
rooms and...
rooms and...
Johanna?
Johanna? Johanna?
Johanna? Johanna?
Johanna?
The rhythm pulls me under
The rhythm pulls me under
takes me over
Takes me over
I can't breathe
I can't breathe
you could always name it Ken
you could always name it Ken
after my dad if it's a boy,
after my dad if it's a boy,
but... eh.
But... eh.
How about something different?
How about something different?
Um... Omar.
Um... Omar.
That's kind of cute, different.
That's kind of cute, different.
What if it's a girl?
What if it's a girl?
Allie's a cute girl name.
Allie's a cute girl name.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Um...
Um... Hey. Guess what.
Hey. Guess what.
Rachel quit, so you're looking
Rachel quit, so you're looking
at the new assistant manager.
At the new assistant manager.
That's great.
That's great. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna make two bucks more
I'm gonna make two bucks more
an hour.
An hour. What's wrong with her?
What's wrong with her?
I don't know.
You don't think you should
have another test?
Have another test?
The kit had two tests.
What about insurance?
Do you know how much it costs to
do you know how much it costs to
have a baby in the hospital?
Have a baby in the hospital?
No.
No.
I'm just not ready to have to
I'm just not ready to have to
another kid.
Another kid.
I mean, I barely just got my
I mean, I barely just got my
shit together.
You know that 400 bucks you said
you lost and I said Chloe
you lost and I said Chloe
probably took it?
Probably took it?
I know you took it.
I know you took it.
And I know you probably spent it
and I know you probably spent it
on drugs.
On drugs.
I didn't spent it all on
I didn't spent it all on drugs.
Drugs.
You should have told me you
you should have told me you
knew.
Knew.
I was waiting for you to do
I was waiting for you to do
that.
That. And you didn't.
And you didn't.
And then after awhile, it
and then after awhile, it
just... it didn't matter.
Just... it didn't matter.
It didn't matter?
It didn't matter? Gee, thanks.
Gee, thanks.
You're gonna have to stop,
you're gonna have to stop,
you know.
You know. Stop what?
Stop what?
Whatever it is you take.
Whatever it is you take.
I hardly touch it.
I hardly touch it.
I'm not stupid.
That was it? Yeah.
Yeah. You're married now?
You're married now? Yeah.
Here, will you take a picture?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
Where'd you get that?
Where'd you get that?
So, that was good, right?
So, that was good, right?
You learned how to paint walls
you learned how to paint walls
and ceilings, pull up carpeting,
and ceilings, pull up carpeting,
do grouting, and help pick out
do grouting, and help pick out
the tiles.
The tiles. Cheap labor.
Cheap labor.
It's not like solon was any
it's not like solon was any
more glamorous.
More glamorous. I agree.
I agree.
You'll be okay on the bus?
You'll be okay on the bus?
Yeah, don't sit next to any
yeah, don't sit next to any
weirdos.
Weirdos. That's impossible.
Thanks for helping my dad.
Have a safe trip.
Have a safe trip. Thanks.
Thanks. See you soon.
See you soon.
[Car doors opening and.
[Closing]
I don't know why you don't
I don't know why you don't
believe me.
Believe me.
I told you, I gave it to the
I told you, I gave it to the
mechanic.
Mechanic. All $600?
All $600? Yeah, all $600.
Yeah, all $600. Pretty much.
Pretty much.
I got the receipt somewhere.
I got the receipt somewhere.
Oh, just wait.
Oh, just wait.
It's okay, buddy.
It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
It's okay. Aw. I'll take him.
Aw. I'll take him.
Shh. What's on his face?
Shh. What's on his face?
Okay, you ready?
Okay, you ready?
We're finally gonna get this.
We're finally gonna get this.
I think it's magic marker.
I think it's magic marker.
Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I just want to bite his
oh, I just want to bite his
little toes off.
Little toes off.
Oh, you just look like butter.
Oh, you just look like butter.
I just want to eat you up.
I just want to eat you up.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Oh, what's that on his face?
Oh, what's that on his face?
Ah, it's lipstick.
Ah, it's lipstick.
Look at that. What is that?
Look at that. What is that?
Here.
Here. Take him.
Take him.
I'll go get us some punch.
I'll go get us some punch.
Will you grab the wipes out
will you grab the wipes out
of there?
Of there?
You know, Ken, I've been
you know, Ken, I've been
known to hold a baby now and
known to hold a baby now and
then.
Then. Okay?
Okay? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, this hand.
Yeah, this hand.
Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.
Oh, don't wake up, pumpkin.
Don't wake up.
Don't wake up.
Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.
Oh, ga-ga, ga-ga.
What about something more
what about something more
piratical?
Piratical? Engineering?
Engineering?
I think I'm gonna major in
I think I'm gonna major in
premed, um, and I really want to
premed, um, and I really want to
go to Cornell for medical school
go to Cornell for medical school
after, but I think I'll do a
after, but I think I'll do a
junior year abroad first,
junior year abroad first,
possibly in like France or Italy
possibly in like France or Italy
or england, something like that.
Or england, something like that.
Cool.
Cool. Congratulations.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, I was a history major,
well, I was a history major,
and you see what that got me.
And you see what that got me.
Yeah, well, I really want to
yeah, well, I really want to
specialize in dermatology
specialize in dermatology
because it allows you a pretty
because it allows you a pretty
good schedule so I can have
good schedule so I can have
kids.
Kids. I really want a girl.
I really want a girl.
Um, so, hopefully I'll be
um, so, hopefully I'll be
married by the time I'm 26.
Married by the time I'm 26.
That way, by the time they go to
that way, by the time they go to
college, I'll still have time
college, I'll still have time
to, you know, live a little.
To, you know, live a little.
What do you want?
I have what I want.
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Here. You go up.
Here. You go up. Okay.
Okay. All right.
All right.
I'll just keep on
I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right
Right now I'm like
a wounded bird
A wounded bird
hungry for the sky
But if I try my wings
and try long enough
And try long enough
I'm bound to learn to fly
I'm bound to learn to fly
so I'll just keep on falling
so I'll just keep on falling
in love
In love
till I get it right
My door to love
has opened up
Has opened up
more times than in
And I'm either fool
or wise enough
Or wise enough
to open it again
To open it again
'cause I'll never know
'Cause I'll never know
what's beyond the Mountain
What's beyond the Mountain
till I reach the other side
Till I reach the other side
so I'll just keep on
So I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right
Till I get it right
if practice makes perfect
If practice makes perfect
then I'm near bout as perfect
then I'm near bout as perfect
as I'll ever be in my life
As I'll ever be in my life
so I'll just keep on
So I'll just keep on
falling in love
Falling in love
till I get it right