Haunted Transylvania 2 (2018) Movie Script
1
[dogs howling]
- [bell rings]
- [thunder crashes]
[thuds]
- [music plays]
- [skeleton laughs]
[Transylvanian accent]
Hello there.
Are you ready
to be spooked?
Come and join me
as I take you
to visit my creepy,
crawly, spooky,
haunted Transylvania house.
[whimsical music plays]
[bats chirping]
[cackling]
- [sinister laughter]
- Are you scared yet?
Good!
Ready for
a dancing good time?
Nothing says Halloween
like a spooky party
in haunted Transylvania!
Now come with me
and be scared
if you dare.
Mwuahaha!
What a night, Drac,
for creepy crawling
and nightmares,
big jumps and shocks
and all manner of scares!
Indeed, Frank,
my scary fellow!
This I must profess:
stalking and scaring
them all is the best.
[evil laugh]
Ahh, so true,
you two.
[laughs]
Two better potatoes
a couch couldn't want
and you aren't
the only ghouls
who like a good haunt.
Rip, the creepiest couch,
your opinion
is always my fav
and your wit
can raise corpses
right out of the grave.
Agreed!
Without Rips,
things around here
can get dull
and we wouldn't
know where to go,
like skeletons
without their skull.
Waste time not,
ghoulish friends...
on regret or sorrow...
Let's sing
to the graveyards
for the sun
rises tomorrow.
Mwuahahaha!
[Woman singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies
rise from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
- [cackling]
- Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
- [evil laughter]
- A werewolf howls at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Man singing] Look, there's
room in my coffin for two
[Women singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, Kooky
Halloween
- Halloween, Halloween
- [mad cackling]
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling continues]
[whimsical music continues]
[Woman] All alone,
the room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Man singing] Look, there's
room in my coffin for two
- [evil laughter]
- Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling]
[cackling]
All alone,
the room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, Kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Ooh, what sinister fun!
Rattling bones
from the dead.
More fun than that
horseman without his head.
True, there's
no greater fright
than on Halloween night
when all the birds
go away
and the bats
come out to play.
And like every
scary movie
that makes
children lose it,
the fright's not
complete without...
[squeals]
good scary music.
[whimsical music plays]
[cackling]
[evil laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
- [screams]
- [organ music plays]
[rhythmic music plays]
[xylophone plays]
[light cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[light cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
- [scary organ music plays]
- [screams]
[thunder crashes]
[music ends]
- [thunder crashes]
- [light organ music plays]
[wolves howl]
[woman screams]
[wolves howl]
[ominous laughter]
[bells ring]
[upbeat music plays]
- [bell ringing continues]
- [laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[wolves howl]
- [screams]
- [wolves howl]
[cackling continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[thunder rumbles]
[cackling continues]
[cackling continues]
[screams]
[cackling]
[thunder crashes]
[wolves howl]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[wolves howl]
[screams]
[cackling]
[thunder rumbles]
[music ends]
Ooh, what scary fun!
[chuckles] Zombies and
goblins on Halloween night,
haunting and howling,
the moon shining bright.
- [chuckles]
- Shuffling, shambling, rattling chains,
galloping horse with
no one at the reigns.
This dark, stormy night's
the best I can recall
with dancing ghosts
everywhere
and creepies that crawl!
[whimsical music plays]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[music slows]
[cackling]
[hastened tempo]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[maleveolent laughter]
[cackling continues]
[soft cackling]
[music slows]
[keyboard plays]
[violin playing continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cymbals crashing]
[hoarse laughter]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[music slows]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[electric keyboard plays]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[soft cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[soft cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[orchestral music plays]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggles]
[hoarse laughter continues]
- [giggling]
- [hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
- [sinister giggling]
- [cackling continues]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[sinister giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[sinister giggles]
[cackling continues]
- [evil giggling]
- [cackling]
[Male singer]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies rise
from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full...
- [howling]
- Moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Transylvanian accent] Look
there's room in my coffin for two
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
All alone
The room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes
You're in
for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[spooky music plays]
[music ends]
The night's
growing longer.
Yet so many songs
and so much to do,
we can dance
and sing together
or go out and say
"boo!" [chuckles]
I never mind when
you sit on my back.
You keep me safe
from the howling winds
and thunder cracks!
But if you two would like
to dance and jump about,
from here I can still hear
the townspeople shout!
So sweet of you, Rip,
to offer a break,
but I'd rather
stay with you
than be chased
with a stake.
Oh, we're so misunderstood.
We all like the spooky
as well as the good.
Come on, guys,
let's keep singing songs
to rattle the tombs
and make witches zoom
- around the sky on their brooms.
- [witch cackles]
[cackling]
[wood instrument plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music slows]
[upbeat music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
- [music slows]
- [laughter stops]
[cackling]
- [whimsical music plays]
- [sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
- [music ends]
- [cackling]
[spooky music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
- [organ music plays]
- [screams]
[slow-tempo music plays]
[upbeat music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
- [organ music blares]
- [screaming]
[thunder crashes]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
What fun tunes
to recite
this fine Halloween night,
surrounded by ghosts
and creatures that bite.
- [chuckles]
- I'd sing and croon,
but the sun's
soon to creep.
Now it's time to slip
in my coffin and sleep.
Another creep-tastic night
with my friends
when eerie sights
and sounds never end.
But before you do
slink back into the murk,
won't you sing
and dance again
for all the creatures
that lurk?
Yeah! For all
our ghoulish fans...
Let's sing
and dance again!
[Woman sings]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies rise
from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Transylvanian accent] You know
there's room in my coffin for two
[Woman singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling]
[cackling]
All alone
The room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[dogs howling]
- [bell rings]
- [thunder crashes]
[thuds]
- [music plays]
- [skeleton laughs]
[Transylvanian accent]
Hello there.
Are you ready
to be spooked?
Come and join me
as I take you
to visit my creepy,
crawly, spooky,
haunted Transylvania house.
[whimsical music plays]
[bats chirping]
[cackling]
- [sinister laughter]
- Are you scared yet?
Good!
Ready for
a dancing good time?
Nothing says Halloween
like a spooky party
in haunted Transylvania!
Now come with me
and be scared
if you dare.
Mwuahaha!
What a night, Drac,
for creepy crawling
and nightmares,
big jumps and shocks
and all manner of scares!
Indeed, Frank,
my scary fellow!
This I must profess:
stalking and scaring
them all is the best.
[evil laugh]
Ahh, so true,
you two.
[laughs]
Two better potatoes
a couch couldn't want
and you aren't
the only ghouls
who like a good haunt.
Rip, the creepiest couch,
your opinion
is always my fav
and your wit
can raise corpses
right out of the grave.
Agreed!
Without Rips,
things around here
can get dull
and we wouldn't
know where to go,
like skeletons
without their skull.
Waste time not,
ghoulish friends...
on regret or sorrow...
Let's sing
to the graveyards
for the sun
rises tomorrow.
Mwuahahaha!
[Woman singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies
rise from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
- [cackling]
- Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
- [evil laughter]
- A werewolf howls at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Man singing] Look, there's
room in my coffin for two
[Women singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, Kooky
Halloween
- Halloween, Halloween
- [mad cackling]
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling continues]
[whimsical music continues]
[Woman] All alone,
the room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Man singing] Look, there's
room in my coffin for two
- [evil laughter]
- Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling]
[cackling]
All alone,
the room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, Kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Ooh, what sinister fun!
Rattling bones
from the dead.
More fun than that
horseman without his head.
True, there's
no greater fright
than on Halloween night
when all the birds
go away
and the bats
come out to play.
And like every
scary movie
that makes
children lose it,
the fright's not
complete without...
[squeals]
good scary music.
[whimsical music plays]
[cackling]
[evil laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
- [screams]
- [organ music plays]
[rhythmic music plays]
[xylophone plays]
[light cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[light cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
- [scary organ music plays]
- [screams]
[thunder crashes]
[music ends]
- [thunder crashes]
- [light organ music plays]
[wolves howl]
[woman screams]
[wolves howl]
[ominous laughter]
[bells ring]
[upbeat music plays]
- [bell ringing continues]
- [laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[wolves howl]
- [screams]
- [wolves howl]
[cackling continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[thunder rumbles]
[cackling continues]
[cackling continues]
[screams]
[cackling]
[thunder crashes]
[wolves howl]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[wolves howl]
[screams]
[cackling]
[thunder rumbles]
[music ends]
Ooh, what scary fun!
[chuckles] Zombies and
goblins on Halloween night,
haunting and howling,
the moon shining bright.
- [chuckles]
- Shuffling, shambling, rattling chains,
galloping horse with
no one at the reigns.
This dark, stormy night's
the best I can recall
with dancing ghosts
everywhere
and creepies that crawl!
[whimsical music plays]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[music slows]
[cackling]
[hastened tempo]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[maleveolent laughter]
[cackling continues]
[soft cackling]
[music slows]
[keyboard plays]
[violin playing continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cymbals crashing]
[hoarse laughter]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[music slows]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[electric keyboard plays]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[soft cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[soft cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[orchestral music plays]
[cackling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggles]
[hoarse laughter continues]
- [giggling]
- [hoarse laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
- [sinister giggling]
- [cackling continues]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[sinister giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[cackling continues]
[evil giggling]
[sinister giggles]
[cackling continues]
- [evil giggling]
- [cackling]
[Male singer]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies rise
from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full...
- [howling]
- Moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Transylvanian accent] Look
there's room in my coffin for two
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
All alone
The room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes
You're in
for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[spooky music plays]
[music ends]
The night's
growing longer.
Yet so many songs
and so much to do,
we can dance
and sing together
or go out and say
"boo!" [chuckles]
I never mind when
you sit on my back.
You keep me safe
from the howling winds
and thunder cracks!
But if you two would like
to dance and jump about,
from here I can still hear
the townspeople shout!
So sweet of you, Rip,
to offer a break,
but I'd rather
stay with you
than be chased
with a stake.
Oh, we're so misunderstood.
We all like the spooky
as well as the good.
Come on, guys,
let's keep singing songs
to rattle the tombs
and make witches zoom
- around the sky on their brooms.
- [witch cackles]
[cackling]
[wood instrument plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music slows]
[upbeat music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
- [music slows]
- [laughter stops]
[cackling]
- [whimsical music plays]
- [sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[cackling]
- [music ends]
- [cackling]
[spooky music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[cackling]
[hoarse laughter]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
- [organ music plays]
- [screams]
[slow-tempo music plays]
[upbeat music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
- [organ music blares]
- [screaming]
[thunder crashes]
[music ends]
[whimsical music plays]
[sinister laughter continues]
[malevolent laughter]
[cackling]
[music ends]
What fun tunes
to recite
this fine Halloween night,
surrounded by ghosts
and creatures that bite.
- [chuckles]
- I'd sing and croon,
but the sun's
soon to creep.
Now it's time to slip
in my coffin and sleep.
Another creep-tastic night
with my friends
when eerie sights
and sounds never end.
But before you do
slink back into the murk,
won't you sing
and dance again
for all the creatures
that lurk?
Yeah! For all
our ghoulish fans...
Let's sing
and dance again!
[Woman sings]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Witches' broomsticks
fill the sky
While zombies rise
from graveyards
Such a gruesome sight
on Halloween night
Better hope you
don't die of fright
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Moans and groans
to chill your bones
A werewolf howls
at the full moon
Banshees add
to the hullabaloo
[Transylvanian accent] You know
there's room in my coffin for two
[Woman singing]
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
[cackling]
[cackling]
All alone
The room goes cold
Something slithers
in the shadows
Better shut your eyes,
you're in for a surprise
Soon you won't
fear a thing
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Spooky, kooky
Halloween
Halloween, Halloween
Creepy, freaky
Halloween