Hellbilly Hollow (2026) Movie Script
1
[bricks crackling]
-[neon light buzzes]
-[loud thud echoes]
-[quick whooshing]
-[eerie whirring]
[lever ticking]
[swing creaking]
[loud electrical crackling]
[eerie laughter echoing]
[uneasy music]
[suspenseful music]
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Come on. Come on, buddy.
Let's go. Let's go.
[suspenseful music]
We gotta go, okay?
We gotta go.
Mr. Tickles!
Don't worry about Mr. Tickles.
We'll get you a new Mr. Tickles.
-Mommy!
-Hey.
Okay. Buddy, look.
Look, Mommy's waiting for us.
We're gonna go see Mommy, okay?
-[loud thwack]
-[Timmy screams]
[brother crying out in pain]
Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy no!
[violent explosion]
[lighter clicks]
[eerie music]
[relaxed folk music]
-[alarm ringing]
-[relaxed folk music]
It's a beautiful world
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
A wonderful way to live
-[alarm ringing]
-So I picked up the paper
I threw out the news
Read all the comments
Read the reviews
Debates about nothing
beginning to end
Life is what you make it
And I say it's a beautiful
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
As long as I make you smile
I'm just living
and I'm just fine
But don't expect
nobody to read my mind
So I stick around and
see what I can find
[Tickles] Mama.
So don't get down
Stay up high
And know it's a wave
But that everyone cries
Everyone's got their
burdens to bear
Just know you're not alone
Not alone out there
There's always
someone who needs you
Right about now
Somebody who needs you
So show them how
And if you're feeling down
-[relaxed folk music]
-[steering wheel creaking]
Beautiful world
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
As long as I can
make you smile
[relaxed folk music]
Hey, reporting for duty!
[relaxed folk music]
[bell dings]
[relaxed folk music]
It's a beautiful world
[relaxed folk music]
[birds cawing]
Where the fuck am
I supposed to go?
Oh, shit!
[eerie music]
You scared the
shit outta me, man.
I thought you were a dummy.
I mean, I didn't think
you were a dummy.
I thought you were like a...
Like a mannequin, you know?
So are you a method actor?
Is that why you're out here
getting in your scenery?
Make sure you know you're
all synced up for tonight?
I think it's great that Mr. Bull
only hires professional actors.
Yeah, I really like your mask.
I think that's incredible.
This is the cheap the got me.
Yeah, I don't really think I'm
gonna scare anyone with this,
but maybe one day I'll
get a mask like yours.
I'm really impressed
with your entire outfit.
I think all that's incredible.
And is that blood real?
-[Tickles grunts]
-[uneasy music]
Okay, just my pants for
the second time today.
Look, all right, if we're gonna
work together, that's fine,
but I'm gonna respect
your personal space,
please respect mine.
I value you, you value me.
We're gonna be coworkers.
But hey, I'd still
like to meet up later
over lunch or something
'cause I really wanna learn
everything about this place.
Anyway, I'm supposed to
cut the weeds right now.
Do you know where I
need to go to do that?
Or are they over here?
They told me it was
by the skeletons.
There's a lot of skeletons
here though, so...
Yeah?
All right, so I'm
gonna go do that now.
But before that, I know
this is a bad habit,
but I'm a little nervous
after what just happened.
So, yeah, if you don't
mind, I'm just going to-
[Tickles grunts angrily]
-[intense music]
-[flesh ripping]
-[blood splattering]
-[loud squelching]
-[blood splattering]
-[intense music]
[man groans]
[intense music]
[body thuds on ground]
[intense music]
-[tractor creaking]
-[engine purring]
-[metal creaks]
-[brakes hiss]
Damn it all to hell, Tickles!
He just started!
What the fuck did he do?
Use your brain!
Shit. Really?
Really?
Really, really, really, really!
[tense music]
Dammit.
[Tickles chuckles]
We needs to get you
a therapist, boy.
At least you could've
let him finish
cleaning up the graveyard.
What do you think?
Hell's Waiting Room
or The Zombie Room?
-Yeah.
-[Tickles chuckles]
-[Tickles chuckling]
-[eerie music]
Yeah.
[Tickles chuckling]
[eerie music]
-[Tickles chuckling]
-[Bull chuckling]
Yeah, we could use
some fresh blood
and meat in The Butcher's Room.
All right, load his
ass up in the trailer.
I'll takes care of
the rest of him.
Load. Trailer.
I'll take care of it.
[Tickles grumbles]
-[eerie music]
-[birds cawing]
[body shuffling over floor]
-[pigs grunting]
-[pigs squealing]
Hurry up, boy.
[eerie music]
That's it. To the meat locker.
Get to the fucking meat locker.
[pigs squealing]
[curious music]
Is she coming?
[Mimi] Yes.
My sweetheart will be here soon
and we'll all be reunited.
[curious music]
Love you, Mimi.
Wish me luck.
[curious music]
I'm Creole, which is a mixed
bag of races and cultures.
And a big part of it is voodoo.
You know, spirits
spells, things like that.
And I've always been
a little bit curious.
I mean, who wouldn't be?
So when I saw your ad
for a camera operator
for a paranormal
investigating show,
I thought, "What the hell?"
Well, if you'd like to go
around the country with us
looking for ghosts,
we'd love to have you.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Yeah, we decided
before you got here
that if you didn't show up with
three heads, we'd hire you.
[door creaks loudly]
Get your head outta
your ass, boy!
Yessir, boss.
Hurrying up as fast as I can.
Time is money!
Yes, sir. I know that.
I know that.
Scarface-looking motherfucker
[excitable chatter]
[smooth music]
[people cheering]
[Bull yells]
[people cheering]
[excitable chatter]
Come one, come all!
No one's too tall!
Hey, get on in there, asshole!
Put that shit out here.
-Oh!
-You missed!
You suck, dude.
[teens cheering]
-How many you got?
-Four.
Four? It's gonna be 80 bucks.
-[exciting music]
-Oh, yeah.
I'm getting a
little hot in here.
Oh, man, this is really nice.
Hold on to me, babe.
-[hysterical laughing]
-[chainsaw whirring]
[Chuck shouts]
Stop it, asshole!
-[hysterical laughing]
-[chainsaw whirring]
Oh, great. What is this?
[hysterical laughing]
[exciting rock music]
[hysterical laughing]
[actor roars]
-I'm so scared!
-How's it going?
How are ya, buddy? How are ya?
What's up, man? How you doing?
How are ya?
Nice to see ya again!
Look at his chin.
-Chinny chin chin!
-It's so cute!
It's nice and wet in here!
[Sally] Gross! I'm moving!
Wow.
Ooh, so scary.
[all chuckling]
Come.
Come, my darling.
Come!
Come, have a seat.
Don't be shy.
Let me tell you your fortune.
[eerie music]
What are you doing?
Come on.
Just getting my fortune told.
What?
Come on, let's go.
[eerie music]
[exciting rock music playing]
Shit!
[tires screeching]
[Ally breathing heavily]
Ally, what?
Sorry, I just had a
really weird dream.
That sounded like a nightmare.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ghosts?
No, I've been dreaming a lot
about my grandmother recently.
Is she dead or...
Shit, Mable.
I was just wondering if her
granny's a ghost or not.
[Mable] Oh my god, Eric.
Well?
What did granny have to say?
Well, she passed.
She said to drive carefully.
James, you getting sleepy?
Yeah, a little.
Somebody else wanna take
over for me for a bit?
[upbeat music]
[actor yells]
[all yelps]
[all laughing]
Cut that shit out, asshole.
Yo, I think there's a
real person in there.
Get off me!
A real person?
Yo, they're supposed to
be real monsters here!
[actor growling]
All right, come
on. This is stupid.
-Let's go, you dipshits.
-No, wait, wait, wait.
-What?
-Give him a kiss.
-Get off!
-Hey!
Hey, hey, what the fuck!
[eerie music]
Run, run, run, run, run!
[Tickles growls]
[all groan]
Fuck!
Jesus.
God, you don't have
to be so rough!
Shit, man.
Yeah, we're gonna sue your ass.
Yeah, do you know
who his dad is?
'Cause if you do, let him
know. He has no fucking clue.
[Chuck growls]
Punk.
[Chuck chuckles]
[tense music]
Yo, fuck that guy.
[light chatter]
When are we gonna
have enough money
to get a hotel room
on these trips?
What? You don't like
the great outdoors?
I don't wanna spend all of
our budget on a hotel room
and then we won't have
anything to pay ourselves,
and then we can't pay our rent.
Oh, well, I'm sure
we could afford
some roadside
motel or something.
Hey, some of those roadside
motels are haunted.
And we're scared of the
bedbugs in those places anyway.
And the blotches that show
up because of the UV lights?
-Yeah.
-Yeah. So true.
I hate clowns.
-Yeah, but clowns like you.
-Get the fuck away from me.
Hey, guys.
I got an idea.
Yeah?
Me too.
Oh, fuck, come on!
I'm sitting right here!
What's your idea, asshole?
It's a great idea.
Yeah? First time for
everything, huh, baby?
Yep.
Hey, Chuck, you
still got that can
of spray paint in the back?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Let's do it.
Yo, you're a smart man.
What's the occasion?
To celebrate Ally's
maiden voyage.
To Ally.
-To Ally.
-To Ally.
Now, in our grand tradition of
popping the newbie's cherry-
Oh my God.
If you'll excuse the expression,
Ally has to tell
us a ghost story.
-Absolutely. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, she does.
Ally.
[all chanting "Ally"]
Okay, okay, okay.
Once upon a time,
deep in the woods-
And there was a drip, drip,
drip, blood everywhere.
[all chuckling]
[loud clattering]
Fuck!
[Dustin] Hey, what
are you doing?
Shut the fuck up, Dustin.
Sally, what the hell?
Bring the light back over here.
Hey, are you afraid of ghosts?
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
All right, here we go.
And ta-da!
Boy, what the hell is that?
It's like a fucking dinosaur
-or something.
-Let's go!
Come on!
-Let's get out here.
-Fuck out of here, guys.
All right, I think
it's this way.
-Oh, fuck, a dead end.
-Oh, shit.
Dustin, get me out of here now!
Okay, okay, I think
it's this way.
-[Sally yelps]
-Shit!
[Sally screams]
And they were all dragged
off to their deaths.
-Are you serious?
-How was that?
-That was terrible.
-So weak.
-That was bad.
-So weak.
-You can do better.
-Okay, okay.
But I'm warning you, it's
a really scary story.
And I bet it's all true, right?
Of course.
In Louisiana, a beautiful
Creole baby girl
with eyes the color of lapis
was born to the
voodoo high priestess,
the most powerful priestess
in all the parish.
Her name was Mimi.
Mimi was growing to be
the most beautiful woman
they had seen in generations
and even more powerful
than her mother.
One day, a woman from
a neighboring parish
comes to see the Voodoo Queen
and was crying
about her husband.
Her husband had a baby
with another woman.
She wanted her to kill
her adulterous husband,
the woman, and the baby.
The Voodoo Queen told the woman
that she didn't work black
magic and to get out.
The woman got really angry
and started cursing
at the Voodoo Queen
and yelling at the
top of her lungs.
Mimi ran into the room
and blew some ashes
from the funeral pyre
of a great Haitian witch and
cast a spell on the woman.
[eerie laughter]
The woman stopped yelling,
turned and walked away.
A few days later, they
found her half eaten body
by the alligator nest.
The Voodoo Queen got
so angry with Mimi
that she kicked her out.
Papillon voodoo priestess
do not perform black magic.
So Mimi packed up her
things and moved away.
So what happened to Mimi?
Legend has it she
joined the circus
and became a fortune teller.
That was a good story.
-[tense music]
-[all groaning]
[Sally groaning]
Hey, man, chill!
What the fuck's your problem?
Now, why are you all wanting
to vandalize my property?
-Listen, man. We're sorry.
-We're sorry.
We didn't mean it, I promise.
We were just being teenagers.
You know how it is?
Yeah, we were just
messing around.
-We didn't mean anything by it.
-Just having fun, you know?
Just joking around.
This place?
It's our livelihood.
-Yes, sir. We understand.
-We're sorry!
-We didn't mean it.
-Shut the fuck up!
I wasn't finished.
Have you no respect?
You spoiled, narcissistic
little pricks.
I can't say I blame you.
You were raised
by hilbred cretin
who had the misfortune
of procreating
while they were
still in high school.
[Tickles laughing]
What should we do
with them, Tickles?
Fuck, man. Please
don't call the cops.
-This will be my third strike.
-I'm sorry!
-We didn't mean it!
-Please! Please!
-We'll do anything!
-We'll do anything!
We'll clean the place.
We'll do whatever you want!
These brats need to
be taught a lesson.
Sally gives great head.
And if Sally gives you
head, can we leave, please?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How the fuck would you
know Sally gave great head?
-Dustin, stop!
-No!
How the fuck would you know
-that you gave great head?
-It was a long time ago!
I didn't mean it!
We had broken up!
We only broke up for 36 hours!
Shit, you know how many
hours y'all were broken up?
Did I say you to say
fucking anything?
[loud bang on metal]
Did I say?
-[pray paint can hissing]
-[Chuck gargling]
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Chuck choking]
[Tickles laughing]
Guess we can't leave 'em
here now, can we, Tickles?
[upbeat rock music playing]
[eerie music]
-[pigs grunting]
-[feed rustling in bucket]
[lid shuts]
[eerie music]
-[chains rattling]
-[man gargling]
[eerie music]
[Mable] Lucky's Bar and
Grill has been known
to exhibit paranormal activity
and is a favorite
among ghost hunters.
[James] Cool. Let's do it.
[door creaks]
Hello?
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Maybe he's in the
bathroom or something.
Wake up into the dark
Only time will tell
Do I let my soul embark
Only time will tell
Will I see heaven or hell
Only time will tell
Sorry, I didn't
hear y'all come in.
I'm sorry. Are you open?
Apparently I am now.
What y'all want?
Lunch or?
I can do lunch.
Menu's pretty limited though.
What's you got?
Hamburgers.
You got a salad?
Hamburgers.
Got lettuce and tomato
for the hamburgers.
I guess you could pull
'em off the hamburgers
and make your own salad.
Gotcha.
So what you want?
Four hamburgers, I guess.
Good call.
[James chuckles]
Call drinks?
Four waters?
Four beers?
That's better.
Three beers and a vodka tonic.
Beer makes me gassy.
[Bartender] I'll be right back.
This place says
it seemed haunted.
[EMF reader beeping]
It's not.
Oh my goodness, sweetheart!
You scared me.
I didn't expect to see you here.
Looks like you've been busy.
Working on a new attraction?
Mama.
Oh, my.
Disgraceful.
Do you have another paintbrush?
[upbeat rock music]
That's a nice EMF
meter you got there.
You know what that is?
Of course I do.
Getting any readings?
-No.
-That's good
'Cause a couple weeks ago,
I spent a few thousand
bucks to some shaman dude
to get rid of all of my ghosts.
You had paranormal activity?
Of course.
Nothing scary. I mean,
they were just mischievous.
Move some bottles around,
break some dishes.
Wasn't until they started
drinking my good stuff
that they had to go.
Anyway, y'all enjoy.
Good thing you know them.
You can stay if you want.
Just don't drink the good stuff.
[eerie music]
Yeah, that's better.
Can't have the F
word all over our
fun-for-the-whole-family
attraction, can we now?
Welcome to Hellbilly Hollow!
What you say, pissheads?
Come on.
Welcome to Hellbilly Hollow!
[crowd cheers]
That's better. That's better.
You all need to keep
your arms and legs
inside the haunted
trailer at all times.
Now, why might this be? Why?
'Cause I want you to
kicks them, got it?
Now, the monsters in
the ghouls in the woods
are very hungry tonight.
So be careful.
[Bull chuckles]
Let's roll.
[tractor roaring]
Faster! Go faster!
Here we go!
[water bubbling]
[Tickles giggling]
[Tickles laughing]
What do we have here,
ladies and gentlemen?
Other than the
newest, the coolest,
the greatest version
of Whack-a-Mole.
We like to call
it Whack-a-Troll.
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Bull laughing]
[muffled screaming]
Would anybody like
to take a turn?
-Yeah, I'll do it.
-I'll do it.
You right there!
Yes, you.
Okay, Tickles
Tickles.
Will you please give,
what's your name?
Andrea.
Would you please give Andrea,
the lovely Andrea, the club?
Just hand it over to her.
It's okay, buddy.
Give her the club. You got it.
She's good. She's good.
Give lovely Andrea the club.
That's it.
[Tickles giggling]
Andrea, are you ready to rock
and roll and Whack-a-Troll?
Let's go!
[muffled yelling]
-[loud thwack]
-Ooh!
[muffled screaming]
[Bull laughing]
[loud thwack]
-[crowd cheering]
-[Tickles laughing]
-[loud thwacking]
-[muffled screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-[crowd cheering]
[muffled screams]
We got the double bingo B13!
[all cheering]
Andrea, you're a winner.
[camera shutter snaps]
[uneasy music]
[pigs grunting]
-[uneasy music]
-[thunder rumbling]
[music fades]
[uneasy music]
[Eerie Whispers]
Help me, help me.
[uneasy music]
[Ally] Grandmother.
[eerie laughter]
Ally?
Ally?
Ally, you're sleepwalking.
-[eerie music]
-[frogs croaking]
[door creaks open]
Evenin', brother.
[Tickles grumbling]
[Tickle grumbles]
It's already lit, Tickles.
It's already lit.
You know that, boy.
I got you some of
your favorite pizza.
Sit down right here.
Pull up a chair over there.
Move it to the pizza.
Open that up. Get down to it.
It's your favorite.
-[Tickles chuckles]
-[Bull chuckles]
Yeah. Get you a slice.
You deserve it.
I love you, Tickles.
You did good.
I got somethings I
wanna talk to you about.
We are here at a Civil War
era iron work site and hotel.
Every year, an apparition of
a woman running can be seen
as her husband chases her
down and shoots her dead,
then promptly turns
the gun on himself.
Pretty, huh?
I thought she'd like her.
These folks called
me the other day
about shooting an episode
of one of their
ghost hunting shows,
doing some series on
haunted attractions,
like all Hellbilly
Hollow property, Tickles.
[Tickles laughing]
I thought, "What a
fucking pain in the ass."
But then I thought,
"How apropos.
Have them folks out, and yous
and I have a little fun."
[both laughing]
You knows how we like
to have a little fun.
[Tickles chuckles]
Good.
She'll be here tomorrow.
Right tomorrow.
[Tickles grumbles happily]
[upbeat country music]
I wanna go to a happy place
A happy place with you
I wanna go to a happy place
And be happy with you
Good afternoon.
I'm James Hobbs.
Are you Bull?
I am.
We spoke on a phone
a few days ago.
We're Paranormal Scream Team?
The YouTube show?
Yes. Yes, I remember.
Welcome to Hillbilly Hollow.
I'm Mabel, one of the
producers and the talent.
And this is Eric, audio guy,
and Ally, camera operator.
Nice to meet you.
Your hands. Nice to meet you.
We appreciate you letting us
film an episode at your place.
Been looking at it
on the internet.
Seems like a fan favorite
among the people in the area.
Not just the area.
People come from Atlanta,
Nashville, all around
to experience Hellbilly Hollow.
Really? Why is that?
Wait, let's actually
get this on camera.
Yeah. Good idea.
Guys, get the gear.
Mr. Bull, is this an okay time?
Is there some place
here really cool
where we could shoot a
short interview with you?
[Bull chuckles]
Yeah, I think I can come up
with somewhere really cool.
It was Halloween.
I saw the other
farmers doing this,
so I decided to try it too.
Hoping to make up for
some of my deficits.
So I built a small corn
maze and a haunted house
and I invited my neighbors,
and it took off from there.
And every year, got bigger
and bigger and bigger.
And here we are today.
Do you still grow
soybeans and pigs?
You can't grow pigs.
[Mable chuckles]
Yes, I know that.
Yes, I have a small
pasture of hogs.
And I still grow soybeans.
[Mable] Cool.
[Bull spits]
Now, if we're finished here,
I have some more work to do.
Oh, okay. Yes.
Sorry about that. Thank
you for your time.
Actually, I do have
just one more question.
Why don't you advertise that
these woods are haunted?
[Bull laughs]
'Cause they ain't.
Really?
When I was doing my
research about this place,
I uncovered several stories
of strange apparitions
and going ons
happening out here.
Even several people
that disappeared
in those woods over the years.
Is that so?
[Mable] Mm-hmm.
Funny as I haven't heard
anything about that.
Can you tell me about
the traveling carnival
that stopped here
about 40 years ago,
where everyone mysteriously
died in a fire.
[uneasy music]
[Bull spits]
There was never a fire
or a carnival here.
Just pigs.
[Bull spits]
And soybeans.
I think we need to wrap this up.
It's just a farm, Mable.
Okay. Just one more
question is all, Mr. Bull.
I know we're here to
highlight the attraction
and get you some advertising,
but we are also in the business
of paranormal investigatings.
I was wondering,
would it be okay
if we stayed the
night on the property?
We have all our own camping gear
and we'll just do a
little ghost hunting.
Seems like such a
dangerous request,
being that these woods
are so haunted and all.
I guess we'll find
out, won't we?
I will not be responsible
for anything that happens.
Did you get that?
Do you agree?
I will not be responsible.
Yes, we agree.
You will not be responsible
for anything that happens.
Did you get that on film, Ally?
Yeah.
Okay.
Anything, James?
No, we're good.
Still cut. Cut.
Thanks, Bull.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
What the fuck, Mabel?
What?
What? Why'd you try so
hard to piss him off?
Another fucking night of
sleeping on the ground, huh?
Are you serious
right now, James?
-Yeah.
-That guy is fucking nuts
and it's gonna make
amazing TV content.
We're gonna get so many
views, it's gonna go viral.
And besides, he is hiding
something, I can tell.
Everyone's hiding something.
There was a fire
on this property.
All of the carnies died
and only one boy survived.
A little boy, that's it.
What's that fucking
smell? Jesus Christ.
Oh, God!
You all right?
Yeah, I guess.
I just felt a little woozy.
I didn't eat much this morning.
Probably that smell.
Let's get some fresh air and
then we can watch playback.
Okay.
Fine, all right.
Just leave us here.
So I built a small corn
maze and a haunted house
and I invited my neighbors,
and it took off from there.
And every year, it got
bigger and bigger and bigger.
And here we are today.
Wait, wait. Did you see that?
What?
[eerie music]
Oh, I don't remember
seeing that.
That is really weird.
That is really good, huh?
-Ally?
-Yeah. Yeah, weird.
Are you okay?
You ever heard someone say,
"Someone just walked
over my grave"
and get a weird shiver down
your spine for no reason?
[loud feedback screeches]
[Eric] Hey, Mabel,
Ally, where are you?
We're heading down
to see the pigs.
Copy that.
-[pigs grunting]
-[pigs squealing]
Are you still mad at me?
Yeah.
Bull's hiding something,
you're hiding something.
James, I'm sorry.
You came here for the haunting,
not the Halloween attraction.
Why can't we kill two
birds with one stone?
I thought we were partners.
We are. It's just...
James, I know how you
feel about fire stories.
How can you even say
that to me? Huh, Mabel?
You...
You know my uncle
died in a fire.
I know. I shouldn't
have done it.
I shouldn't have, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You know, I'm just trying to
get our show on basic cable.
[James scoffs]
Some things never change.
James, come on. Forgive me.
Okay.
It's mostly 'cause I don't
feel right about this place.
Ally getting to you?
No.
Is it Eric?
He's just being a little pussy
'cause he doesn't wanna sleep
on the ground in a tent!
I can hear you and I'd wish
you'd shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to get pig sounds.
[pigs squealing]
Oh, shit!
What is it?
[Ally] Look.
[tense music]
Whoa, shit, man. Be careful.
Pig's bite.
Had a second cousin
that lost three fingers.
It's a prop.
Plastic.
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't think I was meant
to be a ghost hunter.
Oh, it's okay.
It happens to all of us on
our first investigation.
Right, guys?
All of this, it's
just, it's bullshit,
So when's lunch?
You better wash your hands.
I'll get ya.
[Mable laughs]
[playful music]
Sometimes a mouse runs
into the wrong house.
Sometimes they come out clean.
These little mice ran
into the wrong house.
They ran into my
bad fucking dream.
[happy chatter]
Hey, guys.
I'm Mable from the
Paranormal Scream Team.
I knew that was you! I
knew it. That's awesome!
Can I get a picture with you?
Sure, but first, can
we thumb you guys
as you go through
Hellbilly Hollow?
You guys doing a
show on this place?
Yeah! Of course y'all
can come with us.
So are we gonna be on TV?
Yeah!
-Well, you two.
-Oh, that's nice.
Okay, guys, you ready?
[James] All right, camera's...
Camera's rolling, and action.
I'm here with my new friends.
Randy.
Stephanie.
Tammy
Paul.
They're graciously allowing
us to accompany them
as they go through the southeast
scariest haunted attraction
right here in Vincent, Alabama.
Hellbilly Hollow.
-[exciting rock music]
-[excitable screaming]
[music fading]
This is so creepy.
-[loud bang]
-[Paul screams]
[actor laughing hysterically]
You asshole!
That freak grabbed my tits!
[Actor] Aw, you
fucking loved it.
God, I hate you!
[Stephanie] Tammy!
Hey, big boobs!
Aw, Joey's gone! Joey's gone!
You got all that, right?
Well, that was cool.
[music fades]
Actually, that was pretty lame.
Well, that's a cut then.
I'm gonna ask you
a couple questions.
Sure.
Let's do it over by the
Hellbilly Hollow sign.
All right.
This is cool.
Okay, this is good right here.
Let's just line up here.
So Randy, what did you think of
Hellbilly Hollow's
Haunted House?
Oh, man.
That was the
scariest fucking hau-
Sorry, can I say that?
It's the internet.
Cool.
Okay, well, that was the
scariest haunted house
I've ever been to in my life!
Right, Steph?
Where's Tammy?
I guess they got
kidnapped by the monsters!
How's that?
Perfect. Thanks.
[James] All right, cut.
Goddammit, are
y'all coming or not?
Yeah. Yeah.
Here, let's go.
-Well, let's go.
-Where's Tammy?
Come on, after you.
[tractor rumbling]
Are y'all ready?
-Hold on.
-Hold on!
[engine purring]
I'm really starting to worry.
About what? About them?
[Stephanie] Yes about them!
-[excited chatter]
-[spooky music]
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there, we're
not gonna come back out.
Do not enter!
-[actor yells]
-[chainsaw whirring]
[loud chatter]
[chainsaw whirring]
There's another one!
Oh, God!
-[excited chatter]
-[spooky music]
-[eerie music]
-[excited chatter]
-[provocative growling]
-[eerie music]
-[excited chatter]
-[eerie music]
-[provocative growling]
-[eerie music]
[woman screams]
Watch out behind you!
-[provocative growling]
-[all laughing]
-What the heck!
-[actors growling]
[eerie music]
Bye!
He attacks and it's
a polite monster.
Boo.
[eerie music]
[loud banging on metal]
Get him, Eric.
-[quiet thwack]
-Take that, man.
[eerie music]
I think it's over.
Yo, Mable, you wanna
film something.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, there.
So we seem to have survived
the Haunted Hayride
through the Haunted Woods
and Hellbilly Hollow.
Let's see how our friends fared.
Guys, what'd you think?
Oh, I didn't think we were gonna
make it out of that
alive, you know?
[Randy yelps playfully]
[Mable chuckles]
Good job.
I think that's a
good score from them.
They liked it. Thumbs up.
We survived Hellbilly Hollow.
We live for another day.
[Driver] Last ride of
the night. We're closing.
I thought we would catch
up with them by now.
They're probably just
in the Party Barn.
I hope you find them.
Thanks.
Well, I guess it's
time to set up camp.
Yay.
[playful music playing]
[Bull] Attention,
ladies and gentlemen.
It is now 12:00 midnight.
Hellbilly Hollow is
officially closed.
You must all be off the
premises within 15 minutes.
We hope you enjoyed your visit.
Please drive carefully.
-I gotta go talk to them.
-What? Why?
Hey? Hey?
Have y'all seen Tammy or Paul?
-We can't find them anywhere.
-Is their car still here?
I got the keys.
Well, I mean, they probably just
caught a ride with someone?
They aren't answering
their phones either.
Middle of nowhere,
shitty cell service.
Yeah, I guess that's it.
You guys staying here tonight?
Yeah. We're ghost
hunters, remember?
I wouldn't stay here overnight
for all the money in the world.
This place is really
creeping me out.
Well, let's go.
See you guys.
They didn't get a ride home.
-Help! Help!
-[ride cranking]
[Tammy crying]
-[Tammy screaming]
-[Tickles giggling]
You awfully pretty.
-I'd like to get me some.
-Get me the fuck out of here!
Fresh honey smoked bacon
on my burgers tonight!
That'd be really good shit.
Paul!
-[Tammy screams]
-Tammy!
What we got here, Tickles?
Some condiments?
[Tammy screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-[Tickles laughing]
[Tickles laughing]
Paul! Paul!
Get your game
under control, boy.
-[Tickles grumbles]
-Please! Please!
Get me out, please!
[Tammy screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-Get off me!
[Paul grunting]
[Bull coughing]
[tense music]
-[Paul struggling]
-[both laughing]
Come on. Let's go.
Come on!
-[Paul yells]
-[loud squelch]
[Tickles groans in pain]
Goddammit, Tickles. You letting
that boy whoop your ass?
Finish him off!
[blood splattering]
Paul! No! [cries]
[intense music]
No! No! [cries]
[tense music]
-[Bull laughing]
-[Tammy screams]
[Tickles laughing]
[Tammy crying]
[Tickles laughing]
Finish the game, boy. Come on.
Let's roll.
That dart game.
Hurry up, finish
that shit up, boy.
-Help me!
-[Tickles laughing]
Help me!
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Tammy screaming]
Two strips! Two strips!
[Tickles laughing]
[Tammy crying]
[intense music]
Three strips of bacon!
That's what I call the extra
bacon burgers, Tickles!
[both laughing]
Oh, we got a bonus strip!
-[Tickles laughing]
-[intense music]
Hurry up, Tickles!
Bullseye!
Looks like you might
overcook the bacon, Tickles!
[Bull laughing]
Dinner's ready, boy.
[Mable] This place is
super creepy at night.
-[tent rustles]
-Jesus!
Here's James!
Oh my God. [laughs]
-God.
-Okay, watch the light.
What'd you get?
Nothing.
You got a cooler
full of nothing?
[James] Help me
down there, Mabel.
All right. Damn tent.
You were gone long enough
-to bring back nothing.
-Did you find anything?
-No.
-Snacks? Food?
Let me tell you
what happened to me.
[tense music]
[Bull laughing]
I finally found
you meddling kids.
Would you like to try
one of my tasty burgers?
Wow.
Great. Thanks.
[Bull] Bon appetit.
Thanks, man, we were just
scrounging up some gummy bears
and chips under our car seat.
I was wondering why
y'all's not prepared,
being that you're ghost
hunters in the all.
[Bull laughing]
Y'all scared? Yeah?
Thank you, Mr. Bull.
We really appreciate it.
-Yeah.
-We were actually
just making our plans for
where to start tonight.
Any suggestions?
There's usually activity by
the mausoleum in the woods.
Spooky. Scary.
Yeah.
As good a place to start as any.
Will you be joining
us, Mr. Bull?
I don't think I's be
joining you tonight, dear.
Any place we should avoid?
The energy by the small pond
is particularly negative.
-Negative. Yeah.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.
-Sleep tight.
-You too.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
We won't.
[Bull clicks his tongue]
Nighty night!
What the hell?
-[eerie music]
-[scary vocals]
-Go ahead, Eric.
-Yeah. Dig in.
No fucking way.
Oh my God. [laughs]
What the fuck was that?
It was fucking weird.
Yeah.
We're staying here?
Nice. We have a full
moon to help us out, too.
All right, let's
head to the woods.
James?
So, this mausoleum this crazy
guy I was talking about,
is that real or just
part of the exhibit?
Who would build a
mausoleum out here?
It's fake. Let's go.
The owner of Hellbilly
Hollow said the mausoleum
is a good place for
paranormal activity.
The EMF isn't showing
anything quite yet.
-[loud distant scream]
-[distant thud]
What the hell was that?
I dunno, something's going on.
[Mable] Ally?
Something's here.
[tense music]
Oh, shit!
[object thudding on ground]
What the fuck!
-[Mable yelps]
-What the-
There was someone in the
fucking woods over there.
-What?
-What?
[Eric] It's like a big
fucking clown or some shit.
-I don't know.
-Wait. Clowns?
-Yes.
-Are you serious, Eric?
-Yes.
-A clown?
Ooh. A scary clown in the woods.
No, no. I believe him.
I've been having all
these edge-of-my-vision
glimpses of a tortured
clown all day.
But we are at a
Halloween place, so...
Yeah, it's probably just a
plastic prop like this thing.
-What the!
-What the fuck!
[Eric] That is not
fucking plastic!
I think we need
to get outta here.
I agree. Let's go.
-Yeah, I'm ready to go.
-Yeah.
I'm fucking outta here.
[eerie music]
Hey, guys.
What?
Come back.
[eerie music]
You gotta see this.
[Mable] What is it?
[eerie music]
I'm sorry. I gotta go home.
I'm scared.
Yeah, I agree.
Let's get outta here.
Look, guys, it's probably
just Bull trying to scare us.
Okay, so you wanna stay?
No, I wanna go.
I'm just saying it's probably
Bull messing with us.
Okay, explain that fucking
head by the mausoleum, dude.
I can't. I can't
explain it, Eric.
[loud eerie screaming]
Fuck this shit.
Let's go before we
get shot. Come on!
Oh, I thought Bull was
just messing with us, dude.
Just shut up, you watch
too many horror movies.
Yeah.
Ally, let's go.
Ally?
[incoherent whispering]
Ally?
-[incoherent whispering]
-Mimi?
Mimi?
I haven't been completely
honest with you guys.
The story that I
told you, it's true.
The Voodoo Queen is my
Mimi, my grandmother.
I thought she was
bringing me to you guys,
but it's something evil.
No, Ally, it's not Mimi,
it's not something evil.
This is just Bull. He's
just fucking with us.
I mean, he's putting on
a show, right, James?
It's just Bull, Ally.
Let's go.
Eric, wait up!
Eric, don't wander
off by yourself!
Oh, fucking sweet.
Guys, come check this shit out.
Shh.
Ha-yah!
[owl hoots distantly]
Ding!
I'm the Strong Man!
[loud thud]
-[body thuds on ground]
-[Mable screams]
-Mabel! Come back!
-Oh my God.
[James] Mabel!
Shit. Shit!
-Oh, God! Oh, God!
-No, Ally!
Let's go! Come on!
Mable!
Come back, Mable! Where are you!
[tense music]
What the fuck is
happening, Ally?
Wait. That's the path!
That's the path we
came to get here!
I don't know! I don't know!
-I don't know!
-Yeah, that's it!
Right, Ally?
Okay.
Help me, Mimi. Help me.
Let's go! Come on!
Come on, Ally!
[incoherent whispering]
Mimi?
What? You see, Mimi?
-[tense music]
-[eerie vocals singing]
Come on! Come on!
[tense music]
-Where did she go, Ally?
-I don't know.
I don't know.
[loud eerie screeching]
Oh, shit.
Where are we?
This way! Come on!
-[eerie music]
-[hysterical laughter]
[pained screaming]
[tense music]
Mimi!
[Rachel laughs]
Timmy is in there with Fergus.
Every night with Fergus.
My poor, precious boy.
Don't trust a sword swallower.
Do you think it hurts my baby?
Yes.
Yes, it hurts.
What hurts?
Timmy.
What hurts, Ally?
I don't know.
What do you see?
-[chains jingling]
-[Ally gasps]
[eerie music]
[Bull spits]
[eerie music]
I'm not responsible.
[Bull laughs]
-[Bull coughs]
-[Bull spits]
You says these woods are
haunted, right, Ally?
Yeah.
Look out there.
Hear it.
Feel it.
What do you see, Ally?
-[Ally gasps]
-[flames roaring]
Fire.
[flames roaring]
-Pain.
-[loud screaming]
[flames roaring]
Yes.
-[gun cocks]
-The fuck, man?
We must proceed.
I
will be your armed tour guide
for the rest of our journey.
[Bull laughs]
Shall we, ladies?
Shall we?
I said ladies.
What the fuck's
wrong with you, man?
I just said ladies, just
telling the fucking truth.
Ally, what the fuck is going on?
Don't look back at me.
-[frantic footsteps]
-[distant laughter]
James!
-[distant laughter]
-[tense music]
Get the fuck in here!
You get the fuck down there too!
[tense music]
You twos make your
selves at home.
No fucking around in my cabin.
This my house.
You hear me, boy?
[door slams]
[loud lock clicks]
[knocking on door]
We gotta get outta here!
Mable!
Mable!
Help! Help!
Goddammit.
[eerie music]
What?
What is it?
-This lady, I just saw her.
-Where?
In the woods by the carnival.
What? What?
[eerie music]
-[distant laughter]
-[Mable breathing raggedly]
-[tense music]
-[distant laughter]
[Mable breathing heavily]
[tense music]
[Mable yelps]
Fuck! Mable!
-What are you looking for?
-I don't know, something.
[banging on window]
Get me out! Let me out of here!
Fuck!
Mable!
What is it?
What the fuck is it, Ally?
Oh my God.
[eerie music]
-[intense music]
-[Mable screams]
James! James!
Someone!
[Mable screams]
Help!
Look, it's the field by
the edge of the woods here.
The carnival fire was here.
Mabel was right.
And that kid?
It's Bull.
[mysterious music]
I don't understand.
[mysterious music]
-[loud clanging]
-[heavy metal music]
Let me out! Please!
[Mable crying]
James!
Mable!
-[heavy metal music]
-[Tickle laughing]
You fucking old fucker!
Let me out of here now!
Mable!
[James shouting]
Here's your balls.
Throw them balls, Tickles.
We's at the Dunking Booth!
Throw that ball, Tickles.
-[Tickles groans]
-[Mable screams]
-[banging on car window]
-[heavy metal music]
[ball clangs on target]
[Bull exclaims excitedly]
-[heavy metal music]
-[Tickles laughing]
Shut the fuck up, boy!
-[heavy metal music]
-[Mable screaming]
No! No!
Miss Mable fall.
And then fall.
And then fall and dunk!
[Mable] No!
-[ball clangs on target]
-[metal creaking]
-[Mable screaming]
-[heavy metal music]
[James] Mable! Mable!
[heavy metal music]
-[ball clangs on target]
-[Tickles exclaims happily]
[Mable screams]
I'm gonna kill you, Bull!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
-Bye, Miss Mable!
-[Mable screaming]
Bye, Miss Mable!
-[Mable screaming]
-Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Help me, Mimi.
[James] I'm gonna
kill you, Bull!
I don't know what to do.
-[ball clangs on target]
-[Tickles laughs]
[Mable choking]
[heavy metal music]
[banging on window]
[heavy metal music]
[banging on window]
I'm so scared.
-[heavy metal music]
-[banging on window]
[heavy metal music]
Easy.
Let's go say hi.
[heavy metal music]
[door creaks open]
[tense music]
Oh, God.
[tense music]
Let's go!
[James yelps]
It's time to clean up these
stinky little squirrel
turds, Tickles.
Let's go.
[James] Ally!
You son of a bitch!
-Ally!
-Now! Now!
Don't you move, boy.
Mable!
Let's get back there.
-[door creaks]
-[door slams]
[Tickles mumbles]
Mama.
[tense music]
Mama. Mama.
[tense music]
Mama.
[tense music]
Oh my God, will you shut up?
What the fuck is this, man?
It's your fucking destiny, boy.
Shoot me now, motherfucker!
-You're gonna kill me anyway!
-Oh, that would be
too fucking easy.
That'd be like stomping
on me a little wood tick!
And I ain't no little wood tick!
Now you keep walking, boy,
because Tickles
had been planning
this fucking Halloween
party for fucking months!
All right? You get it?
We are having a big Halloween
finale tomorrow night,
and you's a big part of it, boy.
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you and shut the fuck-
-Oh!
-Fuck you!
All up to you what
happens to Miss Ally.
All up to you, boy.
Now, you might wants to get
your ass right back over here
before I lose my
fucking mind more.
Right now.
Three!
[tense music]
Two!
Don't touch her, man.
Fucking one.
I'm here. Don't
fucking touch her.
[tense music]
[Tickles mumbles]
Okay. All right.
All right.
Okay.
[door creaks open]
-No!
-Get your ass up!
-Fucker.
-[door slams shut]
Bull!
-[banging on window]
-Let me out of here!
They had very little
to bite or to suck.
And once there was a
great famine in the land,
the man could not
gain the daily bread.
As he lay in bed one
night, thinking of this,
turning and tossing, he sighed
heavily and said to his wife,
"What will become of us?
We cannot even
feed our children.
There is nothing
left for ourselves."
[Tickles mumbles]
I'ma fucking kill you!
-Let me out of here!
-Change your nightie!
Brush your little
gay fucking hair!
Do your douche and
change your tampon
'cause you are a fucking
annoying little bitchass!
I'll fucking kill you!
-Fuck you!
-No, fuck you!
If you touch Ally, I'm
gonna fucking kill you, man!
Gretel wept bitterly
and said to Hansel,
"It is all over with us."
[Tickles mumbles]
[tense music]
[intense music]
Welcome, welcome
all my lovelies!
[crowd cheering]
Can I hear it a little
bit louder, please?
[crowd cheering]
Who's ready for the
most amazing ride
through all Hellbilly
Hollow Haunted Woods?
[crowd cheering]
See, we just got us some
stragglers on the back.
Welcome, aboard.
We're getting ready
for the Haunted Ride,
but we's got to hurry
because I don't want
Pappy to fall asleep
before we get outta the woods.
You okay, pappy?
I'm all right, let's go.
Mr. Miller, are you ready?
I think he nodded.
He don't talk much.
Let's hit it, Mr. Miller!
Are you guys ready? Let's go.
-[crowd cheering]
-Let's party!
[crowd cheering]
-[carnival music]
-[tractor rumbling]
[carnival music]
Well, well, well.
What do we have here, folks?
But the beautiful,
gorgeous, stunning
Sasha the Snake Charmer.
Now I ask, would anyone
like to come up here
and touch Sasha's snake?
[Crowd] Me! Me!
-You right there?
-Me!
You right there? Yeah.
That's you I'm pointing at.
Okay, okay. All right, then.
Hurry up, boy.
I'm coming now. Back off.
Son of a bitch.
-Come on down.
-I'm coming, mother fucker.
What's your name,
fine gentlemen?
Name's Elvis.
-Elvis.
-That's right.
You gotta be shittin' me.
Oh no, I wouldn't shit you, boy.
My mama loved The
King, all right?
So it's the Elvis.
-Well, Mr. Elvis.
-Uh-huh.
Do you have an
affinity for snakes?
They leave me alone,
I leave them alone.
But otherwise, I will
blow those little fuckers
to kingdom come!
Yeah, baby!
Whoa!
Mr. Elvis. That
makes no sense to me.
Then why in the fuck would
you want to come up here
and touch Sasha's snake?
See, that's where
you're wrong, mister.
That ain't what I
want to do at all.
What I want is for Sasha to
touch the king's cobra, baby.
No, no. Stop right there.
-Oh.
-This is Hellbilly Hollow.
We need to keep this PG 13.
You're right, you're right.
Use your brain, numb nuts.
All right. Come on up here.
All right, here I come.
-To touch Sasha's snake.
-Like a train.
Like a locomotive.
I'm on my way.
-I'm on my way, baby.
-Get in here, boy.
Here I am.
Man, I just did me a 360.
You got me all excited,
having Elvis up here with me!
[Elvis chuckles]
Miss beautiful Sasha.
-Oh, she is fine.
-Will you please introduce
Louie to our friend Elvis?
Be very careful, Elvis.
Alrighty, then.
-Here we go.
-Yeah.
-Oh! Hey.
-Oh.
You might have hurt your turtle.
Oh, you mights have hurt him.
All right, be very
careful with Louis.
Oh, she's a heavy baby.
Now, Louie is a heavy boy.
It's a beauty, it's heavy.
Oh, it's getting-
Why is it so tight?
[Elvis struggles]
Knock, knock, knock!
Elvis? Is that you?
I can't hears ya!
Elvis? You okay?
[tense music]
Oh my Lord!
It's killin' him!
[Elvis coughs]
Oh my!
I think Elvis has
left the building!
We'll come back and clean
up the bathroom later.
What do you say we all proceed
to our next attraction?
[crowd cheering]
Isn't this shit fucking nut fun?
-[crowd cheering]
-All right, let's go see.
[tense music]
Well, what do we have here,
but one of the only
living swallowers
I know to walk this earth.
I like to call him Master
Fergus the Sword Swallower.
Everybody, please say
hello to Master Fergus.
[Crowd] Hello, Master
Fergus the Sword Swallower.
[eerie music]
Master Fergus, why
don't you go ahead
and show our guests your
sword swallowing skill?
-Help me.
-Oh. Oh.
I think Master Fergus
may have been swallowing
a little too much yesterday.
Would anybody like
to come up here
and help Master Fergus
swallow yet in other sword?
How about you right
there, young man?
Come on up here.
He didn't say pappy.
Come on, James.
You've got to
entertain our guests.
-Help me. Please.
-Do it for the boy.
Oh, stops right
there, young man.
Do tells us what your name is.
Richard.
Ah, little Richard.
Over here, I've got some swords.
Won't you please come
over and pick out a sword?
Yes, sir.
[metal scraping sharply]
Ooh!
Good job, little Richard.
Everybody give little
Richard a little hand.
Give him a little courtesy.
I want you careful because
that is a sharp instrument,
but run your hand up the blade
so our guests out here can
see that this is a real sword.
Be careful.
-Is it a real sharp sword?
-It's a very real sword.
Yes.
Little Richard, could it cut
another person to ribbons?
[Richard] Yes, sir. It could
cut someone to ribbons.
That's what I'm talking about.
Cut 'em to ribbons.
Master Fergus, get
down on your knees
and swallow yet another sword.
Get down on the fucking floor.
Get down, boy.
Get your whits about you.
Okay, now, little Richard,
please come around the front
and you are now his assistant.
Master Fergus, open
up that mouth wide.
I knows you know how to
do it, you chubby licker.
Put your head back.
Now, little Richard, proceed.
[James] Stop. Stop.
[tense music]
Oh my God.
[James choking]
Deeper.
[James whimpering]
He's like an animal.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
-[tense music]
-[James whimpering]
Ta-da!
[crowd cheering]
Yeah, boy!
You sure does me a big concert!
We got more treats
in store for you.
Let's go to some
more attractions.
You guys ready?
-[crowd cheering]
-Fuck yeah!
Come on, little
Richard. After you, sir.
Help me.
[crowd laughing]
[tractor rumbling]
James. James.
Ally?
I wanna go home.
We are. We are home.
[eerie music]
Yeah.
[James breathing raggedly]
[tense music]
That's Bull when he was a kid.
[tense music]
[wind blowing]
James!
James!
[door creaks open]
[door clicks shut]
-[incoherent whispering]
-[thunder claps]
[eerie music]
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
Come on. Come on, buddy.
[loud clattering]
Let's go. We gotta go.
-Mr. Tickles!
-We gotta go.
[James coughing]
-[tense music]
-What the fuck?
[tense music]
What the fuck?
[tense music]
Ally!
Ally! Help me!
Ally!
Help me, Ally! Help!
Help me, Ally!
Ally! Al!
What the fuck?
-[eerie music]
-[James coughing]
What the fuck!
Ally! Help me!
Get me out of here!
[intense rock music]
Bull, you son of a bitch!
-[James coughing]
-[intense rock music]
-[loud explosion]
-[intense rock music]
-[flames roaring]
-[intense rock music]
Do you ignore
Is it coming for you
A figment of your mind
Something dark and blue
We do drugs
We get lit
Hate on each other
That ain't the worst of it
Doom
[intense rock music]
Psychos and killers
roaming free
A lightning
bolt, hepatitis C
Life is scary,
a runaway train
Take the ride, go
out of your brain
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
I got some flowers
for your mother
[phone ringing]
Morning, Virginia.
[Virginia] Morning, sheriff.
[Sheriff] What can
I do for you, hun?
I'm probably just
being silly, but...
Tammy?
[intense music]
[Tammy screaming]
She hasn't come home
in several days.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
She hasn't called, she
doesn't answer her phone.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
I thought at first
she'd just run off
with that new boyfriend
of hers for a few days,
but I'm getting worried.
Well, Virginia, I don't
have to tell you, hun.
It's Tammy.
I mean, she always comes home.
She will come home.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
She called me a
couple of days ago
and said that she was on
her way to Hellbilly Hollow
with her girlfriend Stephanie.
-[Tickles laughing]
-[intense music]
Well, I'll go up there and
take a look around then.
Thanks a lot, Jean.
I appreciate it.
All right, bye.
[phone beeps]
[intense rock music]
Sex of unprotected
You feel the bloom
A kiss of death could
put you in a tomb
Fly the freak flag
that's in your head
Feel so alive in the
dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
Doom
Do another shroom
In a rubber room
Think about what
you've been through
But wait
You just took the bait
To gamble with your fate
And now the joke's on you
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
I got some flowers
for your mother
[shutter snaps]
[eerie music]
[taser clicks open]
[eerie music]
[metal clanging]
[eerie music]
[metal rustling]
[eerie music]
[jack-in-the-box rattling]
[eerie music]
-[lever winding]
-[playful music]
[dramatic music]
[wind blowing]
-[eerie whirring]
-[low rumbling]
[bricks crackling]
-[neon light buzzes]
-[loud thud echoes]
-[quick whooshing]
-[eerie whirring]
[lever ticking]
[swing creaking]
[loud electrical crackling]
[eerie laughter echoing]
[uneasy music]
[suspenseful music]
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Come on. Come on, buddy.
Let's go. Let's go.
[suspenseful music]
We gotta go, okay?
We gotta go.
Mr. Tickles!
Don't worry about Mr. Tickles.
We'll get you a new Mr. Tickles.
-Mommy!
-Hey.
Okay. Buddy, look.
Look, Mommy's waiting for us.
We're gonna go see Mommy, okay?
-[loud thwack]
-[Timmy screams]
[brother crying out in pain]
Timmy!
Timmy!
Timmy no!
[violent explosion]
[lighter clicks]
[eerie music]
[relaxed folk music]
-[alarm ringing]
-[relaxed folk music]
It's a beautiful world
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
A wonderful way to live
-[alarm ringing]
-So I picked up the paper
I threw out the news
Read all the comments
Read the reviews
Debates about nothing
beginning to end
Life is what you make it
And I say it's a beautiful
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
As long as I make you smile
I'm just living
and I'm just fine
But don't expect
nobody to read my mind
So I stick around and
see what I can find
[Tickles] Mama.
So don't get down
Stay up high
And know it's a wave
But that everyone cries
Everyone's got their
burdens to bear
Just know you're not alone
Not alone out there
There's always
someone who needs you
Right about now
Somebody who needs you
So show them how
And if you're feeling down
-[relaxed folk music]
-[steering wheel creaking]
Beautiful world
A wonderful life
A beautiful day
As long as I can
make you smile
[relaxed folk music]
Hey, reporting for duty!
[relaxed folk music]
[bell dings]
[relaxed folk music]
It's a beautiful world
[relaxed folk music]
[birds cawing]
Where the fuck am
I supposed to go?
Oh, shit!
[eerie music]
You scared the
shit outta me, man.
I thought you were a dummy.
I mean, I didn't think
you were a dummy.
I thought you were like a...
Like a mannequin, you know?
So are you a method actor?
Is that why you're out here
getting in your scenery?
Make sure you know you're
all synced up for tonight?
I think it's great that Mr. Bull
only hires professional actors.
Yeah, I really like your mask.
I think that's incredible.
This is the cheap the got me.
Yeah, I don't really think I'm
gonna scare anyone with this,
but maybe one day I'll
get a mask like yours.
I'm really impressed
with your entire outfit.
I think all that's incredible.
And is that blood real?
-[Tickles grunts]
-[uneasy music]
Okay, just my pants for
the second time today.
Look, all right, if we're gonna
work together, that's fine,
but I'm gonna respect
your personal space,
please respect mine.
I value you, you value me.
We're gonna be coworkers.
But hey, I'd still
like to meet up later
over lunch or something
'cause I really wanna learn
everything about this place.
Anyway, I'm supposed to
cut the weeds right now.
Do you know where I
need to go to do that?
Or are they over here?
They told me it was
by the skeletons.
There's a lot of skeletons
here though, so...
Yeah?
All right, so I'm
gonna go do that now.
But before that, I know
this is a bad habit,
but I'm a little nervous
after what just happened.
So, yeah, if you don't
mind, I'm just going to-
[Tickles grunts angrily]
-[intense music]
-[flesh ripping]
-[blood splattering]
-[loud squelching]
-[blood splattering]
-[intense music]
[man groans]
[intense music]
[body thuds on ground]
[intense music]
-[tractor creaking]
-[engine purring]
-[metal creaks]
-[brakes hiss]
Damn it all to hell, Tickles!
He just started!
What the fuck did he do?
Use your brain!
Shit. Really?
Really?
Really, really, really, really!
[tense music]
Dammit.
[Tickles chuckles]
We needs to get you
a therapist, boy.
At least you could've
let him finish
cleaning up the graveyard.
What do you think?
Hell's Waiting Room
or The Zombie Room?
-Yeah.
-[Tickles chuckles]
-[Tickles chuckling]
-[eerie music]
Yeah.
[Tickles chuckling]
[eerie music]
-[Tickles chuckling]
-[Bull chuckling]
Yeah, we could use
some fresh blood
and meat in The Butcher's Room.
All right, load his
ass up in the trailer.
I'll takes care of
the rest of him.
Load. Trailer.
I'll take care of it.
[Tickles grumbles]
-[eerie music]
-[birds cawing]
[body shuffling over floor]
-[pigs grunting]
-[pigs squealing]
Hurry up, boy.
[eerie music]
That's it. To the meat locker.
Get to the fucking meat locker.
[pigs squealing]
[curious music]
Is she coming?
[Mimi] Yes.
My sweetheart will be here soon
and we'll all be reunited.
[curious music]
Love you, Mimi.
Wish me luck.
[curious music]
I'm Creole, which is a mixed
bag of races and cultures.
And a big part of it is voodoo.
You know, spirits
spells, things like that.
And I've always been
a little bit curious.
I mean, who wouldn't be?
So when I saw your ad
for a camera operator
for a paranormal
investigating show,
I thought, "What the hell?"
Well, if you'd like to go
around the country with us
looking for ghosts,
we'd love to have you.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Yeah, we decided
before you got here
that if you didn't show up with
three heads, we'd hire you.
[door creaks loudly]
Get your head outta
your ass, boy!
Yessir, boss.
Hurrying up as fast as I can.
Time is money!
Yes, sir. I know that.
I know that.
Scarface-looking motherfucker
[excitable chatter]
[smooth music]
[people cheering]
[Bull yells]
[people cheering]
[excitable chatter]
Come one, come all!
No one's too tall!
Hey, get on in there, asshole!
Put that shit out here.
-Oh!
-You missed!
You suck, dude.
[teens cheering]
-How many you got?
-Four.
Four? It's gonna be 80 bucks.
-[exciting music]
-Oh, yeah.
I'm getting a
little hot in here.
Oh, man, this is really nice.
Hold on to me, babe.
-[hysterical laughing]
-[chainsaw whirring]
[Chuck shouts]
Stop it, asshole!
-[hysterical laughing]
-[chainsaw whirring]
Oh, great. What is this?
[hysterical laughing]
[exciting rock music]
[hysterical laughing]
[actor roars]
-I'm so scared!
-How's it going?
How are ya, buddy? How are ya?
What's up, man? How you doing?
How are ya?
Nice to see ya again!
Look at his chin.
-Chinny chin chin!
-It's so cute!
It's nice and wet in here!
[Sally] Gross! I'm moving!
Wow.
Ooh, so scary.
[all chuckling]
Come.
Come, my darling.
Come!
Come, have a seat.
Don't be shy.
Let me tell you your fortune.
[eerie music]
What are you doing?
Come on.
Just getting my fortune told.
What?
Come on, let's go.
[eerie music]
[exciting rock music playing]
Shit!
[tires screeching]
[Ally breathing heavily]
Ally, what?
Sorry, I just had a
really weird dream.
That sounded like a nightmare.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ghosts?
No, I've been dreaming a lot
about my grandmother recently.
Is she dead or...
Shit, Mable.
I was just wondering if her
granny's a ghost or not.
[Mable] Oh my god, Eric.
Well?
What did granny have to say?
Well, she passed.
She said to drive carefully.
James, you getting sleepy?
Yeah, a little.
Somebody else wanna take
over for me for a bit?
[upbeat music]
[actor yells]
[all yelps]
[all laughing]
Cut that shit out, asshole.
Yo, I think there's a
real person in there.
Get off me!
A real person?
Yo, they're supposed to
be real monsters here!
[actor growling]
All right, come
on. This is stupid.
-Let's go, you dipshits.
-No, wait, wait, wait.
-What?
-Give him a kiss.
-Get off!
-Hey!
Hey, hey, what the fuck!
[eerie music]
Run, run, run, run, run!
[Tickles growls]
[all groan]
Fuck!
Jesus.
God, you don't have
to be so rough!
Shit, man.
Yeah, we're gonna sue your ass.
Yeah, do you know
who his dad is?
'Cause if you do, let him
know. He has no fucking clue.
[Chuck growls]
Punk.
[Chuck chuckles]
[tense music]
Yo, fuck that guy.
[light chatter]
When are we gonna
have enough money
to get a hotel room
on these trips?
What? You don't like
the great outdoors?
I don't wanna spend all of
our budget on a hotel room
and then we won't have
anything to pay ourselves,
and then we can't pay our rent.
Oh, well, I'm sure
we could afford
some roadside
motel or something.
Hey, some of those roadside
motels are haunted.
And we're scared of the
bedbugs in those places anyway.
And the blotches that show
up because of the UV lights?
-Yeah.
-Yeah. So true.
I hate clowns.
-Yeah, but clowns like you.
-Get the fuck away from me.
Hey, guys.
I got an idea.
Yeah?
Me too.
Oh, fuck, come on!
I'm sitting right here!
What's your idea, asshole?
It's a great idea.
Yeah? First time for
everything, huh, baby?
Yep.
Hey, Chuck, you
still got that can
of spray paint in the back?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Let's do it.
Yo, you're a smart man.
What's the occasion?
To celebrate Ally's
maiden voyage.
To Ally.
-To Ally.
-To Ally.
Now, in our grand tradition of
popping the newbie's cherry-
Oh my God.
If you'll excuse the expression,
Ally has to tell
us a ghost story.
-Absolutely. Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, she does.
Ally.
[all chanting "Ally"]
Okay, okay, okay.
Once upon a time,
deep in the woods-
And there was a drip, drip,
drip, blood everywhere.
[all chuckling]
[loud clattering]
Fuck!
[Dustin] Hey, what
are you doing?
Shut the fuck up, Dustin.
Sally, what the hell?
Bring the light back over here.
Hey, are you afraid of ghosts?
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
All right, here we go.
And ta-da!
Boy, what the hell is that?
It's like a fucking dinosaur
-or something.
-Let's go!
Come on!
-Let's get out here.
-Fuck out of here, guys.
All right, I think
it's this way.
-Oh, fuck, a dead end.
-Oh, shit.
Dustin, get me out of here now!
Okay, okay, I think
it's this way.
-[Sally yelps]
-Shit!
[Sally screams]
And they were all dragged
off to their deaths.
-Are you serious?
-How was that?
-That was terrible.
-So weak.
-That was bad.
-So weak.
-You can do better.
-Okay, okay.
But I'm warning you, it's
a really scary story.
And I bet it's all true, right?
Of course.
In Louisiana, a beautiful
Creole baby girl
with eyes the color of lapis
was born to the
voodoo high priestess,
the most powerful priestess
in all the parish.
Her name was Mimi.
Mimi was growing to be
the most beautiful woman
they had seen in generations
and even more powerful
than her mother.
One day, a woman from
a neighboring parish
comes to see the Voodoo Queen
and was crying
about her husband.
Her husband had a baby
with another woman.
She wanted her to kill
her adulterous husband,
the woman, and the baby.
The Voodoo Queen told the woman
that she didn't work black
magic and to get out.
The woman got really angry
and started cursing
at the Voodoo Queen
and yelling at the
top of her lungs.
Mimi ran into the room
and blew some ashes
from the funeral pyre
of a great Haitian witch and
cast a spell on the woman.
[eerie laughter]
The woman stopped yelling,
turned and walked away.
A few days later, they
found her half eaten body
by the alligator nest.
The Voodoo Queen got
so angry with Mimi
that she kicked her out.
Papillon voodoo priestess
do not perform black magic.
So Mimi packed up her
things and moved away.
So what happened to Mimi?
Legend has it she
joined the circus
and became a fortune teller.
That was a good story.
-[tense music]
-[all groaning]
[Sally groaning]
Hey, man, chill!
What the fuck's your problem?
Now, why are you all wanting
to vandalize my property?
-Listen, man. We're sorry.
-We're sorry.
We didn't mean it, I promise.
We were just being teenagers.
You know how it is?
Yeah, we were just
messing around.
-We didn't mean anything by it.
-Just having fun, you know?
Just joking around.
This place?
It's our livelihood.
-Yes, sir. We understand.
-We're sorry!
-We didn't mean it.
-Shut the fuck up!
I wasn't finished.
Have you no respect?
You spoiled, narcissistic
little pricks.
I can't say I blame you.
You were raised
by hilbred cretin
who had the misfortune
of procreating
while they were
still in high school.
[Tickles laughing]
What should we do
with them, Tickles?
Fuck, man. Please
don't call the cops.
-This will be my third strike.
-I'm sorry!
-We didn't mean it!
-Please! Please!
-We'll do anything!
-We'll do anything!
We'll clean the place.
We'll do whatever you want!
These brats need to
be taught a lesson.
Sally gives great head.
And if Sally gives you
head, can we leave, please?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How the fuck would you
know Sally gave great head?
-Dustin, stop!
-No!
How the fuck would you know
-that you gave great head?
-It was a long time ago!
I didn't mean it!
We had broken up!
We only broke up for 36 hours!
Shit, you know how many
hours y'all were broken up?
Did I say you to say
fucking anything?
[loud bang on metal]
Did I say?
-[pray paint can hissing]
-[Chuck gargling]
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Chuck choking]
[Tickles laughing]
Guess we can't leave 'em
here now, can we, Tickles?
[upbeat rock music playing]
[eerie music]
-[pigs grunting]
-[feed rustling in bucket]
[lid shuts]
[eerie music]
-[chains rattling]
-[man gargling]
[eerie music]
[Mable] Lucky's Bar and
Grill has been known
to exhibit paranormal activity
and is a favorite
among ghost hunters.
[James] Cool. Let's do it.
[door creaks]
Hello?
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Maybe he's in the
bathroom or something.
Wake up into the dark
Only time will tell
Do I let my soul embark
Only time will tell
Will I see heaven or hell
Only time will tell
Sorry, I didn't
hear y'all come in.
I'm sorry. Are you open?
Apparently I am now.
What y'all want?
Lunch or?
I can do lunch.
Menu's pretty limited though.
What's you got?
Hamburgers.
You got a salad?
Hamburgers.
Got lettuce and tomato
for the hamburgers.
I guess you could pull
'em off the hamburgers
and make your own salad.
Gotcha.
So what you want?
Four hamburgers, I guess.
Good call.
[James chuckles]
Call drinks?
Four waters?
Four beers?
That's better.
Three beers and a vodka tonic.
Beer makes me gassy.
[Bartender] I'll be right back.
This place says
it seemed haunted.
[EMF reader beeping]
It's not.
Oh my goodness, sweetheart!
You scared me.
I didn't expect to see you here.
Looks like you've been busy.
Working on a new attraction?
Mama.
Oh, my.
Disgraceful.
Do you have another paintbrush?
[upbeat rock music]
That's a nice EMF
meter you got there.
You know what that is?
Of course I do.
Getting any readings?
-No.
-That's good
'Cause a couple weeks ago,
I spent a few thousand
bucks to some shaman dude
to get rid of all of my ghosts.
You had paranormal activity?
Of course.
Nothing scary. I mean,
they were just mischievous.
Move some bottles around,
break some dishes.
Wasn't until they started
drinking my good stuff
that they had to go.
Anyway, y'all enjoy.
Good thing you know them.
You can stay if you want.
Just don't drink the good stuff.
[eerie music]
Yeah, that's better.
Can't have the F
word all over our
fun-for-the-whole-family
attraction, can we now?
Welcome to Hellbilly Hollow!
What you say, pissheads?
Come on.
Welcome to Hellbilly Hollow!
[crowd cheers]
That's better. That's better.
You all need to keep
your arms and legs
inside the haunted
trailer at all times.
Now, why might this be? Why?
'Cause I want you to
kicks them, got it?
Now, the monsters in
the ghouls in the woods
are very hungry tonight.
So be careful.
[Bull chuckles]
Let's roll.
[tractor roaring]
Faster! Go faster!
Here we go!
[water bubbling]
[Tickles giggling]
[Tickles laughing]
What do we have here,
ladies and gentlemen?
Other than the
newest, the coolest,
the greatest version
of Whack-a-Mole.
We like to call
it Whack-a-Troll.
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Bull laughing]
[muffled screaming]
Would anybody like
to take a turn?
-Yeah, I'll do it.
-I'll do it.
You right there!
Yes, you.
Okay, Tickles
Tickles.
Will you please give,
what's your name?
Andrea.
Would you please give Andrea,
the lovely Andrea, the club?
Just hand it over to her.
It's okay, buddy.
Give her the club. You got it.
She's good. She's good.
Give lovely Andrea the club.
That's it.
[Tickles giggling]
Andrea, are you ready to rock
and roll and Whack-a-Troll?
Let's go!
[muffled yelling]
-[loud thwack]
-Ooh!
[muffled screaming]
[Bull laughing]
[loud thwack]
-[crowd cheering]
-[Tickles laughing]
-[loud thwacking]
-[muffled screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-[crowd cheering]
[muffled screams]
We got the double bingo B13!
[all cheering]
Andrea, you're a winner.
[camera shutter snaps]
[uneasy music]
[pigs grunting]
-[uneasy music]
-[thunder rumbling]
[music fades]
[uneasy music]
[Eerie Whispers]
Help me, help me.
[uneasy music]
[Ally] Grandmother.
[eerie laughter]
Ally?
Ally?
Ally, you're sleepwalking.
-[eerie music]
-[frogs croaking]
[door creaks open]
Evenin', brother.
[Tickles grumbling]
[Tickle grumbles]
It's already lit, Tickles.
It's already lit.
You know that, boy.
I got you some of
your favorite pizza.
Sit down right here.
Pull up a chair over there.
Move it to the pizza.
Open that up. Get down to it.
It's your favorite.
-[Tickles chuckles]
-[Bull chuckles]
Yeah. Get you a slice.
You deserve it.
I love you, Tickles.
You did good.
I got somethings I
wanna talk to you about.
We are here at a Civil War
era iron work site and hotel.
Every year, an apparition of
a woman running can be seen
as her husband chases her
down and shoots her dead,
then promptly turns
the gun on himself.
Pretty, huh?
I thought she'd like her.
These folks called
me the other day
about shooting an episode
of one of their
ghost hunting shows,
doing some series on
haunted attractions,
like all Hellbilly
Hollow property, Tickles.
[Tickles laughing]
I thought, "What a
fucking pain in the ass."
But then I thought,
"How apropos.
Have them folks out, and yous
and I have a little fun."
[both laughing]
You knows how we like
to have a little fun.
[Tickles chuckles]
Good.
She'll be here tomorrow.
Right tomorrow.
[Tickles grumbles happily]
[upbeat country music]
I wanna go to a happy place
A happy place with you
I wanna go to a happy place
And be happy with you
Good afternoon.
I'm James Hobbs.
Are you Bull?
I am.
We spoke on a phone
a few days ago.
We're Paranormal Scream Team?
The YouTube show?
Yes. Yes, I remember.
Welcome to Hillbilly Hollow.
I'm Mabel, one of the
producers and the talent.
And this is Eric, audio guy,
and Ally, camera operator.
Nice to meet you.
Your hands. Nice to meet you.
We appreciate you letting us
film an episode at your place.
Been looking at it
on the internet.
Seems like a fan favorite
among the people in the area.
Not just the area.
People come from Atlanta,
Nashville, all around
to experience Hellbilly Hollow.
Really? Why is that?
Wait, let's actually
get this on camera.
Yeah. Good idea.
Guys, get the gear.
Mr. Bull, is this an okay time?
Is there some place
here really cool
where we could shoot a
short interview with you?
[Bull chuckles]
Yeah, I think I can come up
with somewhere really cool.
It was Halloween.
I saw the other
farmers doing this,
so I decided to try it too.
Hoping to make up for
some of my deficits.
So I built a small corn
maze and a haunted house
and I invited my neighbors,
and it took off from there.
And every year, got bigger
and bigger and bigger.
And here we are today.
Do you still grow
soybeans and pigs?
You can't grow pigs.
[Mable chuckles]
Yes, I know that.
Yes, I have a small
pasture of hogs.
And I still grow soybeans.
[Mable] Cool.
[Bull spits]
Now, if we're finished here,
I have some more work to do.
Oh, okay. Yes.
Sorry about that. Thank
you for your time.
Actually, I do have
just one more question.
Why don't you advertise that
these woods are haunted?
[Bull laughs]
'Cause they ain't.
Really?
When I was doing my
research about this place,
I uncovered several stories
of strange apparitions
and going ons
happening out here.
Even several people
that disappeared
in those woods over the years.
Is that so?
[Mable] Mm-hmm.
Funny as I haven't heard
anything about that.
Can you tell me about
the traveling carnival
that stopped here
about 40 years ago,
where everyone mysteriously
died in a fire.
[uneasy music]
[Bull spits]
There was never a fire
or a carnival here.
Just pigs.
[Bull spits]
And soybeans.
I think we need to wrap this up.
It's just a farm, Mable.
Okay. Just one more
question is all, Mr. Bull.
I know we're here to
highlight the attraction
and get you some advertising,
but we are also in the business
of paranormal investigatings.
I was wondering,
would it be okay
if we stayed the
night on the property?
We have all our own camping gear
and we'll just do a
little ghost hunting.
Seems like such a
dangerous request,
being that these woods
are so haunted and all.
I guess we'll find
out, won't we?
I will not be responsible
for anything that happens.
Did you get that?
Do you agree?
I will not be responsible.
Yes, we agree.
You will not be responsible
for anything that happens.
Did you get that on film, Ally?
Yeah.
Okay.
Anything, James?
No, we're good.
Still cut. Cut.
Thanks, Bull.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
What the fuck, Mabel?
What?
What? Why'd you try so
hard to piss him off?
Another fucking night of
sleeping on the ground, huh?
Are you serious
right now, James?
-Yeah.
-That guy is fucking nuts
and it's gonna make
amazing TV content.
We're gonna get so many
views, it's gonna go viral.
And besides, he is hiding
something, I can tell.
Everyone's hiding something.
There was a fire
on this property.
All of the carnies died
and only one boy survived.
A little boy, that's it.
What's that fucking
smell? Jesus Christ.
Oh, God!
You all right?
Yeah, I guess.
I just felt a little woozy.
I didn't eat much this morning.
Probably that smell.
Let's get some fresh air and
then we can watch playback.
Okay.
Fine, all right.
Just leave us here.
So I built a small corn
maze and a haunted house
and I invited my neighbors,
and it took off from there.
And every year, it got
bigger and bigger and bigger.
And here we are today.
Wait, wait. Did you see that?
What?
[eerie music]
Oh, I don't remember
seeing that.
That is really weird.
That is really good, huh?
-Ally?
-Yeah. Yeah, weird.
Are you okay?
You ever heard someone say,
"Someone just walked
over my grave"
and get a weird shiver down
your spine for no reason?
[loud feedback screeches]
[Eric] Hey, Mabel,
Ally, where are you?
We're heading down
to see the pigs.
Copy that.
-[pigs grunting]
-[pigs squealing]
Are you still mad at me?
Yeah.
Bull's hiding something,
you're hiding something.
James, I'm sorry.
You came here for the haunting,
not the Halloween attraction.
Why can't we kill two
birds with one stone?
I thought we were partners.
We are. It's just...
James, I know how you
feel about fire stories.
How can you even say
that to me? Huh, Mabel?
You...
You know my uncle
died in a fire.
I know. I shouldn't
have done it.
I shouldn't have, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You know, I'm just trying to
get our show on basic cable.
[James scoffs]
Some things never change.
James, come on. Forgive me.
Okay.
It's mostly 'cause I don't
feel right about this place.
Ally getting to you?
No.
Is it Eric?
He's just being a little pussy
'cause he doesn't wanna sleep
on the ground in a tent!
I can hear you and I'd wish
you'd shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to get pig sounds.
[pigs squealing]
Oh, shit!
What is it?
[Ally] Look.
[tense music]
Whoa, shit, man. Be careful.
Pig's bite.
Had a second cousin
that lost three fingers.
It's a prop.
Plastic.
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't think I was meant
to be a ghost hunter.
Oh, it's okay.
It happens to all of us on
our first investigation.
Right, guys?
All of this, it's
just, it's bullshit,
So when's lunch?
You better wash your hands.
I'll get ya.
[Mable laughs]
[playful music]
Sometimes a mouse runs
into the wrong house.
Sometimes they come out clean.
These little mice ran
into the wrong house.
They ran into my
bad fucking dream.
[happy chatter]
Hey, guys.
I'm Mable from the
Paranormal Scream Team.
I knew that was you! I
knew it. That's awesome!
Can I get a picture with you?
Sure, but first, can
we thumb you guys
as you go through
Hellbilly Hollow?
You guys doing a
show on this place?
Yeah! Of course y'all
can come with us.
So are we gonna be on TV?
Yeah!
-Well, you two.
-Oh, that's nice.
Okay, guys, you ready?
[James] All right, camera's...
Camera's rolling, and action.
I'm here with my new friends.
Randy.
Stephanie.
Tammy
Paul.
They're graciously allowing
us to accompany them
as they go through the southeast
scariest haunted attraction
right here in Vincent, Alabama.
Hellbilly Hollow.
-[exciting rock music]
-[excitable screaming]
[music fading]
This is so creepy.
-[loud bang]
-[Paul screams]
[actor laughing hysterically]
You asshole!
That freak grabbed my tits!
[Actor] Aw, you
fucking loved it.
God, I hate you!
[Stephanie] Tammy!
Hey, big boobs!
Aw, Joey's gone! Joey's gone!
You got all that, right?
Well, that was cool.
[music fades]
Actually, that was pretty lame.
Well, that's a cut then.
I'm gonna ask you
a couple questions.
Sure.
Let's do it over by the
Hellbilly Hollow sign.
All right.
This is cool.
Okay, this is good right here.
Let's just line up here.
So Randy, what did you think of
Hellbilly Hollow's
Haunted House?
Oh, man.
That was the
scariest fucking hau-
Sorry, can I say that?
It's the internet.
Cool.
Okay, well, that was the
scariest haunted house
I've ever been to in my life!
Right, Steph?
Where's Tammy?
I guess they got
kidnapped by the monsters!
How's that?
Perfect. Thanks.
[James] All right, cut.
Goddammit, are
y'all coming or not?
Yeah. Yeah.
Here, let's go.
-Well, let's go.
-Where's Tammy?
Come on, after you.
[tractor rumbling]
Are y'all ready?
-Hold on.
-Hold on!
[engine purring]
I'm really starting to worry.
About what? About them?
[Stephanie] Yes about them!
-[excited chatter]
-[spooky music]
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there, we're
not gonna come back out.
Do not enter!
-[actor yells]
-[chainsaw whirring]
[loud chatter]
[chainsaw whirring]
There's another one!
Oh, God!
-[excited chatter]
-[spooky music]
-[eerie music]
-[excited chatter]
-[provocative growling]
-[eerie music]
-[excited chatter]
-[eerie music]
-[provocative growling]
-[eerie music]
[woman screams]
Watch out behind you!
-[provocative growling]
-[all laughing]
-What the heck!
-[actors growling]
[eerie music]
Bye!
He attacks and it's
a polite monster.
Boo.
[eerie music]
[loud banging on metal]
Get him, Eric.
-[quiet thwack]
-Take that, man.
[eerie music]
I think it's over.
Yo, Mable, you wanna
film something.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, there.
So we seem to have survived
the Haunted Hayride
through the Haunted Woods
and Hellbilly Hollow.
Let's see how our friends fared.
Guys, what'd you think?
Oh, I didn't think we were gonna
make it out of that
alive, you know?
[Randy yelps playfully]
[Mable chuckles]
Good job.
I think that's a
good score from them.
They liked it. Thumbs up.
We survived Hellbilly Hollow.
We live for another day.
[Driver] Last ride of
the night. We're closing.
I thought we would catch
up with them by now.
They're probably just
in the Party Barn.
I hope you find them.
Thanks.
Well, I guess it's
time to set up camp.
Yay.
[playful music playing]
[Bull] Attention,
ladies and gentlemen.
It is now 12:00 midnight.
Hellbilly Hollow is
officially closed.
You must all be off the
premises within 15 minutes.
We hope you enjoyed your visit.
Please drive carefully.
-I gotta go talk to them.
-What? Why?
Hey? Hey?
Have y'all seen Tammy or Paul?
-We can't find them anywhere.
-Is their car still here?
I got the keys.
Well, I mean, they probably just
caught a ride with someone?
They aren't answering
their phones either.
Middle of nowhere,
shitty cell service.
Yeah, I guess that's it.
You guys staying here tonight?
Yeah. We're ghost
hunters, remember?
I wouldn't stay here overnight
for all the money in the world.
This place is really
creeping me out.
Well, let's go.
See you guys.
They didn't get a ride home.
-Help! Help!
-[ride cranking]
[Tammy crying]
-[Tammy screaming]
-[Tickles giggling]
You awfully pretty.
-I'd like to get me some.
-Get me the fuck out of here!
Fresh honey smoked bacon
on my burgers tonight!
That'd be really good shit.
Paul!
-[Tammy screams]
-Tammy!
What we got here, Tickles?
Some condiments?
[Tammy screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-[Tickles laughing]
[Tickles laughing]
Paul! Paul!
Get your game
under control, boy.
-[Tickles grumbles]
-Please! Please!
Get me out, please!
[Tammy screaming]
-[Bull laughing]
-Get off me!
[Paul grunting]
[Bull coughing]
[tense music]
-[Paul struggling]
-[both laughing]
Come on. Let's go.
Come on!
-[Paul yells]
-[loud squelch]
[Tickles groans in pain]
Goddammit, Tickles. You letting
that boy whoop your ass?
Finish him off!
[blood splattering]
Paul! No! [cries]
[intense music]
No! No! [cries]
[tense music]
-[Bull laughing]
-[Tammy screams]
[Tickles laughing]
[Tammy crying]
[Tickles laughing]
Finish the game, boy. Come on.
Let's roll.
That dart game.
Hurry up, finish
that shit up, boy.
-Help me!
-[Tickles laughing]
Help me!
-[Tickles laughing]
-[Tammy screaming]
Two strips! Two strips!
[Tickles laughing]
[Tammy crying]
[intense music]
Three strips of bacon!
That's what I call the extra
bacon burgers, Tickles!
[both laughing]
Oh, we got a bonus strip!
-[Tickles laughing]
-[intense music]
Hurry up, Tickles!
Bullseye!
Looks like you might
overcook the bacon, Tickles!
[Bull laughing]
Dinner's ready, boy.
[Mable] This place is
super creepy at night.
-[tent rustles]
-Jesus!
Here's James!
Oh my God. [laughs]
-God.
-Okay, watch the light.
What'd you get?
Nothing.
You got a cooler
full of nothing?
[James] Help me
down there, Mabel.
All right. Damn tent.
You were gone long enough
-to bring back nothing.
-Did you find anything?
-No.
-Snacks? Food?
Let me tell you
what happened to me.
[tense music]
[Bull laughing]
I finally found
you meddling kids.
Would you like to try
one of my tasty burgers?
Wow.
Great. Thanks.
[Bull] Bon appetit.
Thanks, man, we were just
scrounging up some gummy bears
and chips under our car seat.
I was wondering why
y'all's not prepared,
being that you're ghost
hunters in the all.
[Bull laughing]
Y'all scared? Yeah?
Thank you, Mr. Bull.
We really appreciate it.
-Yeah.
-We were actually
just making our plans for
where to start tonight.
Any suggestions?
There's usually activity by
the mausoleum in the woods.
Spooky. Scary.
Yeah.
As good a place to start as any.
Will you be joining
us, Mr. Bull?
I don't think I's be
joining you tonight, dear.
Any place we should avoid?
The energy by the small pond
is particularly negative.
-Negative. Yeah.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.
-Sleep tight.
-You too.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
We won't.
[Bull clicks his tongue]
Nighty night!
What the hell?
-[eerie music]
-[scary vocals]
-Go ahead, Eric.
-Yeah. Dig in.
No fucking way.
Oh my God. [laughs]
What the fuck was that?
It was fucking weird.
Yeah.
We're staying here?
Nice. We have a full
moon to help us out, too.
All right, let's
head to the woods.
James?
So, this mausoleum this crazy
guy I was talking about,
is that real or just
part of the exhibit?
Who would build a
mausoleum out here?
It's fake. Let's go.
The owner of Hellbilly
Hollow said the mausoleum
is a good place for
paranormal activity.
The EMF isn't showing
anything quite yet.
-[loud distant scream]
-[distant thud]
What the hell was that?
I dunno, something's going on.
[Mable] Ally?
Something's here.
[tense music]
Oh, shit!
[object thudding on ground]
What the fuck!
-[Mable yelps]
-What the-
There was someone in the
fucking woods over there.
-What?
-What?
[Eric] It's like a big
fucking clown or some shit.
-I don't know.
-Wait. Clowns?
-Yes.
-Are you serious, Eric?
-Yes.
-A clown?
Ooh. A scary clown in the woods.
No, no. I believe him.
I've been having all
these edge-of-my-vision
glimpses of a tortured
clown all day.
But we are at a
Halloween place, so...
Yeah, it's probably just a
plastic prop like this thing.
-What the!
-What the fuck!
[Eric] That is not
fucking plastic!
I think we need
to get outta here.
I agree. Let's go.
-Yeah, I'm ready to go.
-Yeah.
I'm fucking outta here.
[eerie music]
Hey, guys.
What?
Come back.
[eerie music]
You gotta see this.
[Mable] What is it?
[eerie music]
I'm sorry. I gotta go home.
I'm scared.
Yeah, I agree.
Let's get outta here.
Look, guys, it's probably
just Bull trying to scare us.
Okay, so you wanna stay?
No, I wanna go.
I'm just saying it's probably
Bull messing with us.
Okay, explain that fucking
head by the mausoleum, dude.
I can't. I can't
explain it, Eric.
[loud eerie screaming]
Fuck this shit.
Let's go before we
get shot. Come on!
Oh, I thought Bull was
just messing with us, dude.
Just shut up, you watch
too many horror movies.
Yeah.
Ally, let's go.
Ally?
[incoherent whispering]
Ally?
-[incoherent whispering]
-Mimi?
Mimi?
I haven't been completely
honest with you guys.
The story that I
told you, it's true.
The Voodoo Queen is my
Mimi, my grandmother.
I thought she was
bringing me to you guys,
but it's something evil.
No, Ally, it's not Mimi,
it's not something evil.
This is just Bull. He's
just fucking with us.
I mean, he's putting on
a show, right, James?
It's just Bull, Ally.
Let's go.
Eric, wait up!
Eric, don't wander
off by yourself!
Oh, fucking sweet.
Guys, come check this shit out.
Shh.
Ha-yah!
[owl hoots distantly]
Ding!
I'm the Strong Man!
[loud thud]
-[body thuds on ground]
-[Mable screams]
-Mabel! Come back!
-Oh my God.
[James] Mabel!
Shit. Shit!
-Oh, God! Oh, God!
-No, Ally!
Let's go! Come on!
Mable!
Come back, Mable! Where are you!
[tense music]
What the fuck is
happening, Ally?
Wait. That's the path!
That's the path we
came to get here!
I don't know! I don't know!
-I don't know!
-Yeah, that's it!
Right, Ally?
Okay.
Help me, Mimi. Help me.
Let's go! Come on!
Come on, Ally!
[incoherent whispering]
Mimi?
What? You see, Mimi?
-[tense music]
-[eerie vocals singing]
Come on! Come on!
[tense music]
-Where did she go, Ally?
-I don't know.
I don't know.
[loud eerie screeching]
Oh, shit.
Where are we?
This way! Come on!
-[eerie music]
-[hysterical laughter]
[pained screaming]
[tense music]
Mimi!
[Rachel laughs]
Timmy is in there with Fergus.
Every night with Fergus.
My poor, precious boy.
Don't trust a sword swallower.
Do you think it hurts my baby?
Yes.
Yes, it hurts.
What hurts?
Timmy.
What hurts, Ally?
I don't know.
What do you see?
-[chains jingling]
-[Ally gasps]
[eerie music]
[Bull spits]
[eerie music]
I'm not responsible.
[Bull laughs]
-[Bull coughs]
-[Bull spits]
You says these woods are
haunted, right, Ally?
Yeah.
Look out there.
Hear it.
Feel it.
What do you see, Ally?
-[Ally gasps]
-[flames roaring]
Fire.
[flames roaring]
-Pain.
-[loud screaming]
[flames roaring]
Yes.
-[gun cocks]
-The fuck, man?
We must proceed.
I
will be your armed tour guide
for the rest of our journey.
[Bull laughs]
Shall we, ladies?
Shall we?
I said ladies.
What the fuck's
wrong with you, man?
I just said ladies, just
telling the fucking truth.
Ally, what the fuck is going on?
Don't look back at me.
-[frantic footsteps]
-[distant laughter]
James!
-[distant laughter]
-[tense music]
Get the fuck in here!
You get the fuck down there too!
[tense music]
You twos make your
selves at home.
No fucking around in my cabin.
This my house.
You hear me, boy?
[door slams]
[loud lock clicks]
[knocking on door]
We gotta get outta here!
Mable!
Mable!
Help! Help!
Goddammit.
[eerie music]
What?
What is it?
-This lady, I just saw her.
-Where?
In the woods by the carnival.
What? What?
[eerie music]
-[distant laughter]
-[Mable breathing raggedly]
-[tense music]
-[distant laughter]
[Mable breathing heavily]
[tense music]
[Mable yelps]
Fuck! Mable!
-What are you looking for?
-I don't know, something.
[banging on window]
Get me out! Let me out of here!
Fuck!
Mable!
What is it?
What the fuck is it, Ally?
Oh my God.
[eerie music]
-[intense music]
-[Mable screams]
James! James!
Someone!
[Mable screams]
Help!
Look, it's the field by
the edge of the woods here.
The carnival fire was here.
Mabel was right.
And that kid?
It's Bull.
[mysterious music]
I don't understand.
[mysterious music]
-[loud clanging]
-[heavy metal music]
Let me out! Please!
[Mable crying]
James!
Mable!
-[heavy metal music]
-[Tickle laughing]
You fucking old fucker!
Let me out of here now!
Mable!
[James shouting]
Here's your balls.
Throw them balls, Tickles.
We's at the Dunking Booth!
Throw that ball, Tickles.
-[Tickles groans]
-[Mable screams]
-[banging on car window]
-[heavy metal music]
[ball clangs on target]
[Bull exclaims excitedly]
-[heavy metal music]
-[Tickles laughing]
Shut the fuck up, boy!
-[heavy metal music]
-[Mable screaming]
No! No!
Miss Mable fall.
And then fall.
And then fall and dunk!
[Mable] No!
-[ball clangs on target]
-[metal creaking]
-[Mable screaming]
-[heavy metal music]
[James] Mable! Mable!
[heavy metal music]
-[ball clangs on target]
-[Tickles exclaims happily]
[Mable screams]
I'm gonna kill you, Bull!
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
-Bye, Miss Mable!
-[Mable screaming]
Bye, Miss Mable!
-[Mable screaming]
-Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Help me, Mimi.
[James] I'm gonna
kill you, Bull!
I don't know what to do.
-[ball clangs on target]
-[Tickles laughs]
[Mable choking]
[heavy metal music]
[banging on window]
[heavy metal music]
[banging on window]
I'm so scared.
-[heavy metal music]
-[banging on window]
[heavy metal music]
Easy.
Let's go say hi.
[heavy metal music]
[door creaks open]
[tense music]
Oh, God.
[tense music]
Let's go!
[James yelps]
It's time to clean up these
stinky little squirrel
turds, Tickles.
Let's go.
[James] Ally!
You son of a bitch!
-Ally!
-Now! Now!
Don't you move, boy.
Mable!
Let's get back there.
-[door creaks]
-[door slams]
[Tickles mumbles]
Mama.
[tense music]
Mama. Mama.
[tense music]
Mama.
[tense music]
Oh my God, will you shut up?
What the fuck is this, man?
It's your fucking destiny, boy.
Shoot me now, motherfucker!
-You're gonna kill me anyway!
-Oh, that would be
too fucking easy.
That'd be like stomping
on me a little wood tick!
And I ain't no little wood tick!
Now you keep walking, boy,
because Tickles
had been planning
this fucking Halloween
party for fucking months!
All right? You get it?
We are having a big Halloween
finale tomorrow night,
and you's a big part of it, boy.
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you and shut the fuck-
-Oh!
-Fuck you!
All up to you what
happens to Miss Ally.
All up to you, boy.
Now, you might wants to get
your ass right back over here
before I lose my
fucking mind more.
Right now.
Three!
[tense music]
Two!
Don't touch her, man.
Fucking one.
I'm here. Don't
fucking touch her.
[tense music]
[Tickles mumbles]
Okay. All right.
All right.
Okay.
[door creaks open]
-No!
-Get your ass up!
-Fucker.
-[door slams shut]
Bull!
-[banging on window]
-Let me out of here!
They had very little
to bite or to suck.
And once there was a
great famine in the land,
the man could not
gain the daily bread.
As he lay in bed one
night, thinking of this,
turning and tossing, he sighed
heavily and said to his wife,
"What will become of us?
We cannot even
feed our children.
There is nothing
left for ourselves."
[Tickles mumbles]
I'ma fucking kill you!
-Let me out of here!
-Change your nightie!
Brush your little
gay fucking hair!
Do your douche and
change your tampon
'cause you are a fucking
annoying little bitchass!
I'll fucking kill you!
-Fuck you!
-No, fuck you!
If you touch Ally, I'm
gonna fucking kill you, man!
Gretel wept bitterly
and said to Hansel,
"It is all over with us."
[Tickles mumbles]
[tense music]
[intense music]
Welcome, welcome
all my lovelies!
[crowd cheering]
Can I hear it a little
bit louder, please?
[crowd cheering]
Who's ready for the
most amazing ride
through all Hellbilly
Hollow Haunted Woods?
[crowd cheering]
See, we just got us some
stragglers on the back.
Welcome, aboard.
We're getting ready
for the Haunted Ride,
but we's got to hurry
because I don't want
Pappy to fall asleep
before we get outta the woods.
You okay, pappy?
I'm all right, let's go.
Mr. Miller, are you ready?
I think he nodded.
He don't talk much.
Let's hit it, Mr. Miller!
Are you guys ready? Let's go.
-[crowd cheering]
-Let's party!
[crowd cheering]
-[carnival music]
-[tractor rumbling]
[carnival music]
Well, well, well.
What do we have here, folks?
But the beautiful,
gorgeous, stunning
Sasha the Snake Charmer.
Now I ask, would anyone
like to come up here
and touch Sasha's snake?
[Crowd] Me! Me!
-You right there?
-Me!
You right there? Yeah.
That's you I'm pointing at.
Okay, okay. All right, then.
Hurry up, boy.
I'm coming now. Back off.
Son of a bitch.
-Come on down.
-I'm coming, mother fucker.
What's your name,
fine gentlemen?
Name's Elvis.
-Elvis.
-That's right.
You gotta be shittin' me.
Oh no, I wouldn't shit you, boy.
My mama loved The
King, all right?
So it's the Elvis.
-Well, Mr. Elvis.
-Uh-huh.
Do you have an
affinity for snakes?
They leave me alone,
I leave them alone.
But otherwise, I will
blow those little fuckers
to kingdom come!
Yeah, baby!
Whoa!
Mr. Elvis. That
makes no sense to me.
Then why in the fuck would
you want to come up here
and touch Sasha's snake?
See, that's where
you're wrong, mister.
That ain't what I
want to do at all.
What I want is for Sasha to
touch the king's cobra, baby.
No, no. Stop right there.
-Oh.
-This is Hellbilly Hollow.
We need to keep this PG 13.
You're right, you're right.
Use your brain, numb nuts.
All right. Come on up here.
All right, here I come.
-To touch Sasha's snake.
-Like a train.
Like a locomotive.
I'm on my way.
-I'm on my way, baby.
-Get in here, boy.
Here I am.
Man, I just did me a 360.
You got me all excited,
having Elvis up here with me!
[Elvis chuckles]
Miss beautiful Sasha.
-Oh, she is fine.
-Will you please introduce
Louie to our friend Elvis?
Be very careful, Elvis.
Alrighty, then.
-Here we go.
-Yeah.
-Oh! Hey.
-Oh.
You might have hurt your turtle.
Oh, you mights have hurt him.
All right, be very
careful with Louis.
Oh, she's a heavy baby.
Now, Louie is a heavy boy.
It's a beauty, it's heavy.
Oh, it's getting-
Why is it so tight?
[Elvis struggles]
Knock, knock, knock!
Elvis? Is that you?
I can't hears ya!
Elvis? You okay?
[tense music]
Oh my Lord!
It's killin' him!
[Elvis coughs]
Oh my!
I think Elvis has
left the building!
We'll come back and clean
up the bathroom later.
What do you say we all proceed
to our next attraction?
[crowd cheering]
Isn't this shit fucking nut fun?
-[crowd cheering]
-All right, let's go see.
[tense music]
Well, what do we have here,
but one of the only
living swallowers
I know to walk this earth.
I like to call him Master
Fergus the Sword Swallower.
Everybody, please say
hello to Master Fergus.
[Crowd] Hello, Master
Fergus the Sword Swallower.
[eerie music]
Master Fergus, why
don't you go ahead
and show our guests your
sword swallowing skill?
-Help me.
-Oh. Oh.
I think Master Fergus
may have been swallowing
a little too much yesterday.
Would anybody like
to come up here
and help Master Fergus
swallow yet in other sword?
How about you right
there, young man?
Come on up here.
He didn't say pappy.
Come on, James.
You've got to
entertain our guests.
-Help me. Please.
-Do it for the boy.
Oh, stops right
there, young man.
Do tells us what your name is.
Richard.
Ah, little Richard.
Over here, I've got some swords.
Won't you please come
over and pick out a sword?
Yes, sir.
[metal scraping sharply]
Ooh!
Good job, little Richard.
Everybody give little
Richard a little hand.
Give him a little courtesy.
I want you careful because
that is a sharp instrument,
but run your hand up the blade
so our guests out here can
see that this is a real sword.
Be careful.
-Is it a real sharp sword?
-It's a very real sword.
Yes.
Little Richard, could it cut
another person to ribbons?
[Richard] Yes, sir. It could
cut someone to ribbons.
That's what I'm talking about.
Cut 'em to ribbons.
Master Fergus, get
down on your knees
and swallow yet another sword.
Get down on the fucking floor.
Get down, boy.
Get your whits about you.
Okay, now, little Richard,
please come around the front
and you are now his assistant.
Master Fergus, open
up that mouth wide.
I knows you know how to
do it, you chubby licker.
Put your head back.
Now, little Richard, proceed.
[James] Stop. Stop.
[tense music]
Oh my God.
[James choking]
Deeper.
[James whimpering]
He's like an animal.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
-[tense music]
-[James whimpering]
Ta-da!
[crowd cheering]
Yeah, boy!
You sure does me a big concert!
We got more treats
in store for you.
Let's go to some
more attractions.
You guys ready?
-[crowd cheering]
-Fuck yeah!
Come on, little
Richard. After you, sir.
Help me.
[crowd laughing]
[tractor rumbling]
James. James.
Ally?
I wanna go home.
We are. We are home.
[eerie music]
Yeah.
[James breathing raggedly]
[tense music]
That's Bull when he was a kid.
[tense music]
[wind blowing]
James!
James!
[door creaks open]
[door clicks shut]
-[incoherent whispering]
-[thunder claps]
[eerie music]
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
Come on. Come on, buddy.
[loud clattering]
Let's go. We gotta go.
-Mr. Tickles!
-We gotta go.
[James coughing]
-[tense music]
-What the fuck?
[tense music]
What the fuck?
[tense music]
Ally!
Ally! Help me!
Ally!
Help me, Ally! Help!
Help me, Ally!
Ally! Al!
What the fuck?
-[eerie music]
-[James coughing]
What the fuck!
Ally! Help me!
Get me out of here!
[intense rock music]
Bull, you son of a bitch!
-[James coughing]
-[intense rock music]
-[loud explosion]
-[intense rock music]
-[flames roaring]
-[intense rock music]
Do you ignore
Is it coming for you
A figment of your mind
Something dark and blue
We do drugs
We get lit
Hate on each other
That ain't the worst of it
Doom
[intense rock music]
Psychos and killers
roaming free
A lightning
bolt, hepatitis C
Life is scary,
a runaway train
Take the ride, go
out of your brain
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
I got some flowers
for your mother
[phone ringing]
Morning, Virginia.
[Virginia] Morning, sheriff.
[Sheriff] What can
I do for you, hun?
I'm probably just
being silly, but...
Tammy?
[intense music]
[Tammy screaming]
She hasn't come home
in several days.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
She hasn't called, she
doesn't answer her phone.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
I thought at first
she'd just run off
with that new boyfriend
of hers for a few days,
but I'm getting worried.
Well, Virginia, I don't
have to tell you, hun.
It's Tammy.
I mean, she always comes home.
She will come home.
-[intense music]
-[Tammy screaming]
She called me a
couple of days ago
and said that she was on
her way to Hellbilly Hollow
with her girlfriend Stephanie.
-[Tickles laughing]
-[intense music]
Well, I'll go up there and
take a look around then.
Thanks a lot, Jean.
I appreciate it.
All right, bye.
[phone beeps]
[intense rock music]
Sex of unprotected
You feel the bloom
A kiss of death could
put you in a tomb
Fly the freak flag
that's in your head
Feel so alive in the
dance of the dead
The dance of the dead
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
Doom
Do another shroom
In a rubber room
Think about what
you've been through
But wait
You just took the bait
To gamble with your fate
And now the joke's on you
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
Fire to consume
Check the sonic boom
Take another bullet
for your brother
Doom
You can melt it on a spoon
Send it to the moon
I got some flowers
for your mother
[intense rock music]
I got some flowers
for your mother
[shutter snaps]
[eerie music]
[taser clicks open]
[eerie music]
[metal clanging]
[eerie music]
[metal rustling]
[eerie music]
[jack-in-the-box rattling]
[eerie music]
-[lever winding]
-[playful music]
[dramatic music]
[wind blowing]
-[eerie whirring]
-[low rumbling]