Hide and Go Shriek (1988) Movie Script
I am ready.
With romance in the air.
You know if you keep that
up you're gonna burn off
all your energy.
That's it for me.
Time to motivate.
It's time to go take a shower.
Come on.
Come on.
So, I was just kind of like sorry
because just think about it.
I'm saying, I don't know.
Yeah, so I was.
No, I called Sasha and she
said she wanted to come
but that her mother's at a tennis meetup.
She knows.
She knows that we have plans
but she doesn't know how to
handle her parents at all.
Well, what'd you say?
I said I was staying at Bonnie's.
I said I was staying with you.
Oh, well don't worry.
Your parents trust me.
Unless, she calls.
Well, then my parents will
tell her we're at Bonnie's.
Then what, what if she calls here?
Come on, Bonnie's
parents are out of town,
don't worry about it.
Well, I'm worried.
I know you are but you shouldn't worry
we're gonna have fun.
So come on.
When did this happen?
God, Kim.
We're just talking about it.
You don't have to make it out to be
such a big deal, you know.
Yeah, well I think getting
married is a big deal.
So do I.
I should have never told you.
You always twist things around.
I'm thinking about going to college too.
I suppose you'll make fun about that.
Education, that's what raises
those of us who are special
above the screeching, squalling masses.
You're such a jerk head.
You know Kim, one day I'm
gonna be happily married
and you're gonna be some waitress
in a dinky, little, coffee shop.
But I will serve the best cup of coffee
in the whole world.
- (Ready to pad)'-
- Hey you 9113/5-
- Hey, are you ready for this.
- What?
Bonnie's getting married.
We're just talking about it, okay.
Nothing's definite.
Hey, ready to boogie?
I don't know.
Listen, you are gonna love making love,
he'll never wanna stop.
This will be the best place
to do it you'll ever get.
It's gonna be so neat.
Well, aren't I allowed
to be a little nervous?
God, you guys you're always so together.
Don't worry about them.
You just have to be yourself.
That's all David's been talking about
for the last two weeks.
I swear he's been driving me crazy.
You sure you want to
do it like this though?
I mean when I first did it,
it was really quite and
we were all by ourself.
It was so nice.
Well, what happened to him?
Bitch.
On.
Come on Randy.
Come on.
Oh no.
Hey, I had long hair for so long.
What an outrageous clip.
Hey, it feels good.
It looks good to me, right?
I like it.
I gotta get serious.
I got three months to
get two grand together.
I mean, I absolutely
refuse to enter college
without adequate wheels,
there's no way.
Old Billy Kid, it is essential.
That's right.
I got the job at Mcdonalds.
I got the job at Radio Shack.
I don't know man they're both cool.
We need speakers.
We oughta do this every weekend.
You think John would go for it?
Let's just see how this one goes.
. Okay-
- You guys want to see my
little surprise for Randy.
Oh my God, I don't believe that.
Is that what you need
nowadays to get him turned on.
I thought stuff like that was
for really old wasted guys.
This will just turn him totally on.
I wish I had thought of that.
Bet that would make Shawn really want me.
What, does he half want you?
No but we're just getting going
and Shawn's kind of shy.
Like you, right?
Here, take it, have a blast.
No, no, I couldn't wear this.
Go for it.
Yes, when you put this on
he will go completely crazy.
Thank you.
Your dad will die if you
don't take over the business.
Come on David.
I mean, I hear about it everyday.
I'll cross that bridge
when I cross it, alright.
Listen, when we get out
of school you take over,
make me your general manager.
What?
What do you know about furniture?
I'm gonna be lethal when I finish school.
I know about marketing.
I'm gonna be a white shark.
Make me your general manager,
I'll make you a millionaire.
You're getting sickening, you know that.
I know, too bad.
Well listen, right out
of high school it's over.
Being a kid is part of the past, alright.
You know, right now,
all I want to be is a kid.
No, no!
Don't do.
No, oh look at.
Look at this, Randy's got a new soul.
Can I rub it for good luck?
I think, 0h Randy, oh Randy, oh Randy.
Punked out or what, jeez.
Hey, it's just a haircut.
It cost me six bucks.
Oh, well, okay.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
You know.
No, what?
Nothing.
With a face like that.
I don't know how much I like her, okay.
I don't know.
I just don't know.
I told him to jump her tonight
and worry about it tomorrow.
Hey that's good, sound, sensible advice.
Are you just afraid she won't put out.
There's more to it than that.
Oh, boys.
Here we are boys.
- Oh my God, what did you do?
- What's up, hello?
I'm not touching it.
. HEY-
It looks like a hedgehog.
Oh, come on, Jesus.
What's with the buzz off?
It's change time, it's just a haircut.
Yeah well, no.
Keep that brush out of my face.
- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- You're a freak you know.
Yeah, well, if this haircut
gets us some trim tonight,
I wonder what I could do
to get a real reaction.
Stop it.
- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
- Well, listen up compadres.
- Yes.
Are we ready to embark on the adventure
of our lives?
Yeah, lets do it man.
Alright, everybody walk this way.
Let's party, yes!
' Whoa!
JESUS man, some on.
Hey, help me with these boxes.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, good deal.
Sounds like one.
Alright.
Hi Fred, just leave
these with my Dad, okay.
Man, what was that?
It's a new guy my Dad hired.
He just loads and unloads trucks.
God, he's creepy.
He's okay.
Come on.
Come on, you don't want to be late
for your own party, do you?
Thank you for shopping at Fine Furniture.
We will close in 10 minutes
and reopen tomorrow at 9 a.m.
Oh, here's something over here.
Yes it is.
Look at this, Tony.
Oh hey John, your dad's in his office.
Okay, I'm just here to pick something up.
I'll talk to him later.
- Okay, John.
Hey Charlie.
How are you doing?
Come on Davis, it's been a long day.
Come on.
I just want to go home.
I know.
Did you see John?
Nope, was he here today?
Yeah, about 15 minutes ago.
Well, he's gone.
He's a goofy kid.
Yeah.
When's he coming into the business?
Oh, not till after college,
if he decides to.
Oh, give him a couple of wild years,
he'll be ready.
You really outdid yourself with that guy.
- Oh, don't start again.
- Phil, he is scary.
Look, a couple of the dock workers are odd
but this one.
He's the best one yet.
I just think you're
taking a hell of a chance
hiring an ex-convict.
You don't know anything about him.
Yes, I do.
He served a long time behind
bars for armed robbery.
He served his time and was paroled early
for good behavior.
Oh, good behavior.
That means he didn't try to shoot anybody
while he was inside there, right?
Come on, good behavior, give me a break.
I just think you're nuts
letting him live in the store.
He just broke up with his girlfriend.
It's no big deal.
Besides, nobody's tried to
break in since he's been here.
That's an improvement, isn't it?
No, that's because of the
new shatterproof windows, okay.
No one could get in no
matter how hard they tried.
He needs a place to stay.
You're a softie around him.
Maybe
Woo.
Oh brother, I think someone's watching.
Hey, taking lessons guys, huh.
God, come on.
- Jesus.
- What?
Get your eyeful, huh?
I wasn't watching, were you watching?
Oh yeah, right, sure.
You are like so uncool.
Hey, where's John and Bonnie?
But it looks good now, Randy.
I don't know.
Bonnie.
Hey, where do you think they are?
John and Bonnie.
Hey, Dumbo.
Hey John, where are you?
Come on, what's going on now?
Hey, you guys.
They're just being stupid.
This is not gonna be
fun if you guys are gonna
do stuff like that.
Ah, can't you take a joke?
I want a little blood a little.
Where's the beer?
Come Igor, come to the beer.
Got any more stupid surprises.
Jesus, are you get married?
You're acting like a baby.
- Yeah.
Getting married's not
getting old, you know.
You just wish you'd done it to me first.
Oh yeah.
You really freaked me out.
It was just a joke.
I mean I thought we were here to have fun.
- She's anorexic.
- She's gorgeous.
You're kidding me, come on.
Stop whining, you're crazy.
Smell something?
Smells like something's cooking.
Somebody must have left
some food lying around.
Smells like it's cooking now.
Come on, we'll find it
tomorrow when there's light,
let's go.
- Alright.
Woo-hoe.
Wow, I should bring my Mom here,
she needs a dresser and stuff.
Yeah, maybe you can get John's
dad to give her a discount.
Don't even ask him to do that,
it's not his place.
He can always say no.
No to what?
Oh, nothing.
Hey, come on don't screw around, alright.
You might scratch it.
Oh, God.
Are we gonna hear that shit all night?
Give me a beer.
Woo.
Hey, come on you guys listen.
I don't want any messes anywhere, okay.
Keep all the food right here
and any beds you guys mess up,
better be made by tomorrow, you got it?
Oh yes and I suppose we have to sweep up
before we leave.
You better not have to.
Hey, here's to eight fabulous friends
who got through high school
and are gonna do great things.
Woo!
And now, and now, we have a whole night
in this giant playpen to party.
Well, how do we find
our way around this place,
it is dark?
I'm serious.
- Come on.
Okay and don't spill any beer.
Oh, don't spill any beer.
Party pooper.
And don't grab my ass John, okay.
Alright, listen, listen, shh.
Listen you guys, listen.
I don't want you to touch
or move anything okay
and above all,
please don't turn on any lights.
' Why not?
Because if the lights go
on and someone catches us
it's my ass.
What's the big
deal your dad owns the store.
My Dad owns the store, I don't.
Look, I've never seen a
dummy in a furniture store.
This is great.
Hey buddy, how's it going?
Nice complexion.
Yeah, it was my Dad's idea.
He thinks it makes the
store look more lived in.
Kinda looks like him, huh.
That looks spooky to me.
Did he dress him too?
He looks like a clown.
' SPOOKy eyes.
This is gonna be the night of my life.
Woo baby!
- This is like totally wild.
Rock and roll here we come.
And this is his girlfriend.
Oh, isn't she lovely.
Hey, she's ain't bad actually.
Hello baby.
Oh yeah, well then stay with her.
Hey, come on Randy.
I'm telling you I don't want any of this.
These things break.
- Oh.
Bitch.
- Bastard.
They really do look real, huh.
Oh, come on, let's go.
Bye, honey.
Over here, come on.
See this door over here,
it leads down to the basement.
There are stairs all over this place,
it's humongous, it's a maze.
(He)! guys-
- Does your mother
know where you are tonight?
Okay and this is the second floor.
God, this place is huge.
And the door right over there
leads to the third floor.
Nice couch.
Look, we gotta be careful
with all this stuff, okay.
It's worth a fortune.
You're starting to sound like my mother.
Jeez, does he grind you
like this all the time?
Kim, they're worth a lot of money.
Look, I won't say another word, okay.
Just be careful.
- I'm sorry.
Where's David?
David.
- Hey, David.
Dame, where are you'?
Here's David.
You're stupid, jerk face.
I'm tell you David, knock it off.
Woo-hoe.
Look, I was just getting you back.
Okay, we're even.
This is the west end of the building.
You guys know your way around yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, I come here all the time.
Let's go.
I think it'd take a month
to really know my way around this place.
Nah, it just looks
complicated in the dark, Judy.
Just don't get out of my sight, okay.
Never.
God, you two are so sweet together.
J1 One, two, three, four
Alright listen you guys,
I don't want anybody jumping off first.
Oh, this place is unreal and bizarre
and you are?
Weirdness.
Hey guys, what are we gonna do?
What do you want to do?
- Drink.
- Drink.
Gorgeous.
I've got an idea.
Let's play hide and go seek.
What, you gotta be kidding.
Come on, it would be fun.
That's a great idea you know,
and you're it.
Let's draw straws or something.
You creeps.
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
How about back here?
She'll see us in a second.
Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
We could move that
thing away from the wall.
Yeah but we shouldn't move anything.
Yeah, John would go nuts.
I like playing this game.
I like being with you.
Here I come ready or not.
Quick, over there, over there.
Shh.
I'm coming after you.
I know, I know, I just
hope they're careful.
I don't want them to break something.
Don't worry no one will.
It's just that it'd be
nice to be alone with you
that's all.
Next week.
John.
For the girl I love.
Sometimes you are the
sweetest guy in the world.
Well, I try.
I'm so lucky.
Yeah, you certainly are.
God, I hope they're
careful in that elevator.
They'll find us.
Not here, it's hard to get into.
I found you!
You're it, you're it.
Don't make me spill it.
Don't make me spill it.
So, are you guys gonna
come down naked or what.
God, you really love this game, huh.
Yes and now that you're it.
Oh man, well we're a team, alright.
Give me this.
Fine with me.
Woo-hoe.
- She's crazy.
I found John and Bonnie.
They're it, come on out.
We better go.
What for?
Cause they'll all come looking for us.
Yeah, I guess so.
Fun stuff.
Yeah, this is pretty dumb, huh?
Yeah.
Well, I guess maybe,
we should just be friends.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just being stupid
I felt like doing that.
No, it was okay,
really.
So, they're in bed
already and when I find them
they're acting all casual like, you know,
oh hi, fancy meeting you here.
I'll tell you one thing,
this place is gigantic.
I never even made it to the top floor.
Yeah and if we're gonna hide
we gotta do it real good
cause John knows this
place inside and out.
Hey, I've got an idea.
Let's all split up,
so whenever they're in one place
we can keep moving around
and make noise and stuff
and really give them a hard time.
I'm not going alone.
Oh, come on, don't take this too serious.
You guys, how much longer
are we gonna do this?
All night.
You can run around all night.
Don't worry I'm quitting at dinner time.
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
And did we exercise caution?
We're just in love.
In lust.
With non-carnal desire,
we're soulmates forever.
Oh yeah.
Hey, I thought we were
all gonna eat together
at 12 o'clock.
We are this is just a snack.
Come on, put it back it was special.
You guys, come on.
We're all gonna have dinner with candles.
Hey, where's my man, buzz head?
- Randolph.
- Oh yeah, her man.
Oh, Randolph.
- Randy.
- Hey, where's her man?
Where's my Randy.
Hey Randy.
Hey Randy.
' Randy.
Randy.
Woo-hem!
Now that was original.
You turned white.
Yeah, to oblige you twit.
Yeah, your little body is
shaking with mega fear, wimp.
Fear, fear is not in my vocabulary.
Squid.
I hate all this scary stuff.
You guys, come on.
Here have another
beer, it'll calm your nerves.
This is what camping's all about.
Oh brother.
Hey, you're it you know.
Yeah, you're it.
Woo-hoo.
Johnny, 0h Johnny.
Come on, Johnny.
I'm counting.
- One.
- One.
Two,
three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
Here we come.
Let's stay right here.
I know he's gonna think everybody's gotten
as far away as they can get.
Let's find the darkest
corner in the whole place.
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Here, come here.
Alright, 90, 90, 90-
Owe, shit, I can't even see.
Well, don't walk so fast.
How much longer do you think
they're gonna play this game?
Sure has gotten quite.
Maybe they all went their own ways.
Maybe.
Oh, I have a surprise for you.
What is it?
It's a surprise.
What am I suppose to do?
Get ready.
John?
John.
John.
I wish we were really alone.
I keep waiting for one of them
to come jumping out at us.
This is a pretty hidden spot.
Yeah but we're not really alone.
I'm sorry David.
I'm sorry I'm so nervous.
Well, don't be.
I like being here with you like this.
I should have just done it years ago,
gotten it over with.
I'm glad it's with me.
Thank you for being so patient.
Well, I'm planning for a very long
and sexy future.
I really like this place.
I mean, I hope little Johnny
is gonna want to this again.
Yeah, me too.
I mean we could get a
real crowd, a real party.
I mean, maybe, a band.
Oh, no way.
He's too uptight for that.
Oh, hi there.
You really like these things, don't you?
I love them.
A mannequin trois.
You've graduated from high school
and you go sicko on me.
I know.
Forget it, buzz head.
. Okay-
What's that?
It's the elevator.
- Oh God, let's go hide.
- Okay.
No one's here.
There's nobody here either, lets go.
I've missed.
I never get tired of this.
Good.
What makes you so fabulous?
Oh, class and style.
You hear anything?
No.
Let's go look around.
On.
Okay.
Come on.
Malissa.
Where are you?
Melissa, are you nuts?
Malissa.
Who are you?
Where's Malissa?
God, I'm getting tired of this already.
Can't believe they haven't found us yet.
Me too.
No more bright ideas, okay.
Well, if they'd look it be fun.
Yeah.
Well, they're a little more
interested in you know what
than running all over
the place in the dark.
Well, why didn't they just say so.
I don't know.
Hey!
I bet they're getting it on again.
Yeah, let's go find them.
Hey, I have hunted all over the place.
They better not be getting it on.
You were done in about 10 seconds.
I'm sorry, I guess I was just nervous.
Everyone's running around everywhere.
Oh, is that the reason.
Wham barn thank you ma'am.
Oh, come on.
I hang on really long sometimes.
Sure, sometimes you do.
I thought you liked the way I make love.
I do.
It's just that you could
take a little longer
getting started that's all.
Sometimes I'm not ready so fast.
Well, tell me, I'm not
a mind reader, you know.
Next time I will.
Next time.
What the hell.
Hey, God dammit, Randy.
I told you not to mess the place up.
You are perverted.
Oh, 1O seconds, flak, fisk, flak.
Buzz off, buzz head.
Come on, you're messing the place up.
We'll make it as good as it was.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, huh.
Just like little rabbits.
Oh yeah, nice haircut, Randall.
1 O seconds.
- I'm hungry, jerks.
- Yeah, me too.
You guys how many times
do I have to tell you
we're eating together.
Well, okay, lets go.
Who cares, they don't wanna eat,
doesn't matter to me.
Let's save some for them.
I guess they started
liking each other, huh.
I knew it would work.
What?
Kim gave her a negligee.
A real skimpy, little black thing.
You gave it to her.
Well, she needed it more than I did.
Oh, well I want to see it.
Well, I'll get you one too.
Hey you guys, we're eating all the food.
They're probably up in the third floor,
you can't hear a thing up there.
The whole building's made of cement.
Maybe we oughta go look for them.
Mister peeping Torn.
Oh no, no.
Oh no.
I'm what you're referred to as a voyeur
and I'm quite good at it.
Oh God.
Not your everyday voyeur,
class act
and I live on life's tender,
little moments.
That haircut has destroyed your brain.
You are so uncivilized.
Come on, let's go find them.
They can't still be getting it on.
Yes, let's go
or I eat chicken.
Hey, maybe they fell down
the elevator shaft, huh.
Or they could have
fallen down the stairs.
Come on you guys, stop it.
Come on.
Come on you guys, let's go find them.
I think we oughta just leave them alone.
I did, I did, I did.
- You didn't.
Oh and by the way you guys,
if somebody disappears,
I mean do we all have
to go looking for them?
That wouldn't be any fun.
Look, when it's bedtime it's bedtime,
this is dinner time.
I can't believe they didn't
come down here to eat.
You know, I'm getting a
little worried about them.
Maybe Malissa's a real animal
and she's got him tied down somewhere.
You know they're probably
listening to every word
you're saying.
- Woo woo.
You're so crude.
Let's go find him, alright.
God dammit, who did this?
I can't believe they're acting like this.
Come on Shawn, knock it off.
Yeah, sex can do magic things,
weird things.
Come on, let's go find them.
Shawn, what you guys did is real cute.
That was great Shawn.
Jerks.
Alright Shawn,
we're getting tired of this.
Come on you guys, we're
not playing anymore.
I don't believe Malissa
would be hiding this long.
Shawn might.
Well, maybe they're
falling in love you guys.
For the night maybe, yeah.
So, that's still love.
No you guys, really, I'm worried.
I just don't think she'd keep this up
for this long.
I sort of don't either.
Alright you guys listen,
let's get organized.
Here's what we're gonna do.
You there?
Yeah, work your way over this way.
Hey Shawn, we're coming to get you.
Malissa.
Shawn, come on man.
Why can't they just
leave the mannequins alone.
God dammit!
I can't believe this.
If he gets more pissed off
this whole thing is gonna be a bust.
I can't believe they don't come out.
Hey Shawn, come on.
He's over there.
Come on, Shawn.
What are you doing?
What was he doing?
- He's just running away.
Hey you guys, Judy just saw Shawn.
What's he doing?
He's acting really strange, I don't know.
Well, where's Malissa?
I didn't see her.
Well, where did he come from here?
Over there.
Alright, this is what we'll do.
Shawn, I told you not
to mess the place up.
I've had it you guys.
You hear me?
Where are the God damn
clothes, Shawn, shit.
I can't believe she did this.
I just don't think she
could have dreamed this up.
Is Shawn weird?
I don't know.
I've never seen him do
anything like this before.
As long as we keep looking for him,
he's just gonna keep this up.
Well, I guess he's
just trying to scare us.
Hey, Malissa must be agreeing to it.
Yeah but this is not like her at all.
Not even.
Come on, we're going to bed.
Good night you two jerks.
They ain't gonna miss one.
How'd he get down here so fast?
Forget it man, I'll be
down here in the morning.
Listen, I'm going to sleep.
Where are you gonna stay?
I don't know, down here somewhere.
First floor okay, honey?
Okay by me.
Where are you two gonna sleep?
Mm.
Oh, I guess we'll stay down here too.
What the hay.
I'm going to bed, goodnight guys
and check for the boogie man.
Yeah, I guess we're gonna head in too.
- Goodnight John Boy.
- Goodnight David.
Goodnight.
Sleep tight, buddy.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
You know I'd really like
to sleep in that same bed.
I like that corner spot.
Why?
Because it's private.
I don't want to sleep down here.
That's a good idea
and we oughta be quiet,
so Shawn and Malissa don't know either.
Yeah.
Not so fast I'm gonna trip.
Okay.
You don't have to go that slow either.
Okay, you set the pace and I'll follow.
I can't wait to make love with you.
I just hope I'm what you want.
You are and I mean more
than just making love.
I wonder if Shawn and
Malissa are up here.
I don't know but if we're real quiet
they won't hear us, even if they are.
Yeah.
This way.
I think I'd like to
live in a house like this.
Me too.
5O beds, a million sofas,
turn the parking lot into a swimming pool,
it'd be huge.
Invite all our friends over,
have a barbecue of Sunday.
Not so fast.
You're a freak, you know.
Take me I'm yours.
You dumb shit, what are you doing?
I think he's drunk.
Come on Shawn, no one's playing anymore.
Where's Malissa?
Oh God, you're sick.
Shawn, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Stay here.
Who the hell are you?
Shit.
I think they've all
gone to bed, don't you?
Yeah, it sounds like it.
Oh man.
I want my first time
to be really special.
JudY-
David, shh.
God, you are incredible.
I saw that in a porno movie,
was it sexy?
Yeah, beyond my wildest dreams.
. HEY-
I have to go to the bathroom.
Hi Randy, did you have to go too?
What a minute, you're not Randy.
Randy.
Randy!
Randy!
Randy, Randy, Randy!
Kim, Kim.
Who took my clothes?
Where are you?
I don't know, I'm really lost,
I don't know.
Randy, I'm going up to the second floor.
Randy.
Kim can you hear me?
Kim!
Damn.
Bonnie, what are you doing?
Where's John?
I don't know he went looking for Shawn
and get didn't come back.
God damn those guys,
they're scaring the shit out of Kim.
Randy, there's someone else in here.
Who?
I don't know he has this snake tattoo.
What the hell is he doing in here?
Just looking around.
How long has John been gone?
A long time.
Shit, lets get out of here, come on.
Kim, are you here?
Anybody here?
John.
I'm scared.
Alright, just keep it together.
Kim!
Hey, anybody.
They better not be playing games, I swear.
Hey!
There's no way John would do this to me.
Okay, come on.
Hurry up, come on.
Kim, are you here?
John.
Anybody here?
Is anybody here?
Yeah, what's wrong?
It's me and Bonnie.
Something's going on, something weird.
Bonnie said she saw somebody else in here.
Well, where are the others?
We don't know.
Have you heard anything?
Yeah, the elevator a few minutes ago.
Well, Kim was on there.
I heard her screaming.
Alright, meet us by the elevator.
' Okay.
Where's Kim, where'd she go?
Nice.
Nice duds, dude.
Yeah, well, someone stole my clothes.
You okay?
I'm scared.
Something weird is happening here.
John's just disappeared.
He took off after Shawn,
he didn't come back.
Kim was screaming like
she was scared to death.
He wouldn't do this to me.
He doesn't do this kind of a thing.
John, if you're with them I'll kill you!
I swear to God this
isn't funny, I'm serious.
You mean John wouldn't do this.
Someone's gone way too far here.
I mean Bonnie said she
saw somebody else in here.
There is someone else.
Alright, okay, look I believe you.
Just cool out.
Let's go downstairs by the office, okay.
Downstairs.
Come on, it'll be alright.
Let's just start looking for them.
We're probably gonna run right into them.
What about the man with the tattoo?
Yeah.
Let's just stick together, okay.
If we're real quiet,
maybe, we'll hear them.
Yeah, good idea.
Screw it, lets go.
Oh man, what's this?
I know this is somebody else.
I hate these things.
You know John wouldn't do this stuff.
He's gonna die when he sees this.
Come on.
Shit.
That's the elevator.
Oh my God.
They've gone totally nuts.
They couldn't be doing this,
unless they planned it.
I'm telling you Kim is not doing this.
Well, someone's doing it.
It stopped on this floor.
Come on, come on.
Shit.
Come on, enough's enough, damn!
Fuck.
I can't stand this.
I keep thinking I'm seeing someone.
Let's go.
Oh man, come on.
Shit.
- Okay, oh man.
- Cut it out you guys!
Come on.
If they want to keep hiding
this could go one forever.
This place is impossible.
Come on, lets go up.
They're probably sleeping.
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come OH.
- What?
- I have an idea.
They'll hear this coming up,
they'll think we're on it.
Let's go up the stairway.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Oh my God.
Come on, come on.
What was that?
Kim's clothes but that's not Kim.
Hey, who the hell are you?
What are you doing you sly, ball asshole.
Shut up!
Stop, stop.
What do you want to get us all killed?
Hey, you guys, we're calling the police.
John, if you're doing
this I'm warning you.
Fine, come on.
Come on.
Screw it.
Fun and games,
games and fun.
Now it's over,
no need to run.
Now it's time to clean up the house.
Make it right again.
A housewife's work is never done.
It's dead.
Let's go upstairs.
Shit.
The front door, come on.
Shit.
The windows.
Great, it must be shatterproof.
' Look.
Hey, hey.
Come on, forget it, I'm not in the mood.
You mean you don't want to check him out?
You have any idea what
this guy's gonna smell like?
You're right.
I think we oughta stay right here,
somebody's got to see us.
There may be no one else for hours,
I mean this place is dead at night.
We gotta do something.
I think we better be ready to fight.
Fight who?
Whoever the hell it is.
Let's go back down by the office.
We need to find a place where
we can make a stand, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
Come on, slow down.
What are you gonna do with that?
I'll beat somebody's brains out.
What are we gonna do?
Let's just turn on the lights.
Yeah, just turn on the lights.
What is this?
Oh my God, it's the emergency lights.
' Don't panic.
Alright, just settle down.
We'll just find a main
switch, alright, okay.
Now go, come on.
I don't like this.
Hold on, I've got a lighter.
John.
There's nothing in here.
What is this?
Shit.
Open the door.
Oh, God dammit.
Bullshit.
Shit.
Come on.
- God.
No.
Maybe there's something in here.
Bonnie!
Come on, come on, get up.
Jeez, Randy!
Shit, Judy!
Judy.
Come on, after her.
Come on, come on guys.
We gotta make a stand, come on.
We've got to!
We've gotta hide!
Come on, grab the other arms.
Come on.
Bonnie, grab it!
Just go.
Hey, you kids.
Oh please, somebody.
Shh, we gotta be quite.
Come on Judy, go, go.
Come on, let's try to get us out of here.
Hello police.
I want to report a break in.
345 Third Street.
Wait, wait a second.
Why don't we all go back by the office.
He might have a gun.
Yeah and he can't find us here.
At least it's dark.
Oh man, we oughta be hunting him.
Yeah and if he wants
us we're gonna fight.
And we gotta fight, lets hunt him.
Are we all in on this?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell's going on in here?
- Go!
- No, Bonnie.
Get him!
Get him!
No, no, no, no.
Come on, we gotta tie him up
before he gets up.
Oh man.
There's rope by the office.
I wonder who he is?
Some crazy asshole.
Make it tighter.
There's still a few more
hours before anybody gets here.
Let's wait by the office.
Yeah.
Slime bag.
Slime bag!
Oh my God.
Kim, she's not here,
maybe she's still alive.
We gotta go look, come on.
Where?
Let's go to the top and
work our way down every floor.
Come on, hurry up.
What the hell is that?
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, Jesus.
Baby help!
Help me.
Kim.
"Kim!
Turn it off.
' Randy!
Randy help me.
' No!
Come on, get off.
Get off, get off.
Go, come on.
Relax, it's okay, it's okay.
Stop, stop, stop, sit down.
Our corner, our spot.
Alright, let's go.
Come on.
Come on, come on,
slow down, slow it down.
This way, David.
This is the only way in.
We have to watch this opening.
I don't hear anything.
You okay?
Oh shit, Randy.
I don't
understand.
I don't either.
It's just another hour or so
and someone's gotta get here, right?
So sick.
God.
We gotta keep it together you guys.
We can't give up now.
Yeah.
Yeah that son of a bitch
ain't coming in here
that's for fucking sure.
Come on.
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
Shit, get him.
Judy, kill him, kill him.
Come on, come on, come on.
Randy, give me something for this.
Shit.
Give me.
Come on, oh my God.
Oh shit.
Fun is over.
He's coming back.
What,
what are you doing?
We have to clean our home.
Make it nice again.
I told you it was over and
now you've killed people.
They were coming between us.
Quick, let's just take care of them.
Why don't you want me anymore?
We're not in there anymore, Zack.
I was trying to make a life for myself
and now you've fucked everything up.
I did it for you
and I did if for us.
You said that nothing was
ever gonna come between us,
HO one.
It was different then.
We needed each other.
It's not different to me.
Well, it should be
and it doesn't matter anymore
you're going back inside forever anyways.
I'm never going back there.
I'm never going back there.
Liar!
You lied.
Oh, good.
What the hell was that?
My God, what are you doing?
You know this man, Mr. Robbins?
Yes, he works here.
What happened?
He was my...
My friend in prison.
I was already in there for six years.
They use to beat him.
I took care of him.
After we got out we saw each other
and when I tried to break it off,
he kept coming around.
He couldn't help himself, really.
I tried to stop him.
I tried to be straight.
I'm sorry, Mr. Robbins.
Alright, I'll take care of this one.
You go back up and help with the others.
With romance in the air.
You know if you keep that
up you're gonna burn off
all your energy.
That's it for me.
Time to motivate.
It's time to go take a shower.
Come on.
Come on.
So, I was just kind of like sorry
because just think about it.
I'm saying, I don't know.
Yeah, so I was.
No, I called Sasha and she
said she wanted to come
but that her mother's at a tennis meetup.
She knows.
She knows that we have plans
but she doesn't know how to
handle her parents at all.
Well, what'd you say?
I said I was staying at Bonnie's.
I said I was staying with you.
Oh, well don't worry.
Your parents trust me.
Unless, she calls.
Well, then my parents will
tell her we're at Bonnie's.
Then what, what if she calls here?
Come on, Bonnie's
parents are out of town,
don't worry about it.
Well, I'm worried.
I know you are but you shouldn't worry
we're gonna have fun.
So come on.
When did this happen?
God, Kim.
We're just talking about it.
You don't have to make it out to be
such a big deal, you know.
Yeah, well I think getting
married is a big deal.
So do I.
I should have never told you.
You always twist things around.
I'm thinking about going to college too.
I suppose you'll make fun about that.
Education, that's what raises
those of us who are special
above the screeching, squalling masses.
You're such a jerk head.
You know Kim, one day I'm
gonna be happily married
and you're gonna be some waitress
in a dinky, little, coffee shop.
But I will serve the best cup of coffee
in the whole world.
- (Ready to pad)'-
- Hey you 9113/5-
- Hey, are you ready for this.
- What?
Bonnie's getting married.
We're just talking about it, okay.
Nothing's definite.
Hey, ready to boogie?
I don't know.
Listen, you are gonna love making love,
he'll never wanna stop.
This will be the best place
to do it you'll ever get.
It's gonna be so neat.
Well, aren't I allowed
to be a little nervous?
God, you guys you're always so together.
Don't worry about them.
You just have to be yourself.
That's all David's been talking about
for the last two weeks.
I swear he's been driving me crazy.
You sure you want to
do it like this though?
I mean when I first did it,
it was really quite and
we were all by ourself.
It was so nice.
Well, what happened to him?
Bitch.
On.
Come on Randy.
Come on.
Oh no.
Hey, I had long hair for so long.
What an outrageous clip.
Hey, it feels good.
It looks good to me, right?
I like it.
I gotta get serious.
I got three months to
get two grand together.
I mean, I absolutely
refuse to enter college
without adequate wheels,
there's no way.
Old Billy Kid, it is essential.
That's right.
I got the job at Mcdonalds.
I got the job at Radio Shack.
I don't know man they're both cool.
We need speakers.
We oughta do this every weekend.
You think John would go for it?
Let's just see how this one goes.
. Okay-
- You guys want to see my
little surprise for Randy.
Oh my God, I don't believe that.
Is that what you need
nowadays to get him turned on.
I thought stuff like that was
for really old wasted guys.
This will just turn him totally on.
I wish I had thought of that.
Bet that would make Shawn really want me.
What, does he half want you?
No but we're just getting going
and Shawn's kind of shy.
Like you, right?
Here, take it, have a blast.
No, no, I couldn't wear this.
Go for it.
Yes, when you put this on
he will go completely crazy.
Thank you.
Your dad will die if you
don't take over the business.
Come on David.
I mean, I hear about it everyday.
I'll cross that bridge
when I cross it, alright.
Listen, when we get out
of school you take over,
make me your general manager.
What?
What do you know about furniture?
I'm gonna be lethal when I finish school.
I know about marketing.
I'm gonna be a white shark.
Make me your general manager,
I'll make you a millionaire.
You're getting sickening, you know that.
I know, too bad.
Well listen, right out
of high school it's over.
Being a kid is part of the past, alright.
You know, right now,
all I want to be is a kid.
No, no!
Don't do.
No, oh look at.
Look at this, Randy's got a new soul.
Can I rub it for good luck?
I think, 0h Randy, oh Randy, oh Randy.
Punked out or what, jeez.
Hey, it's just a haircut.
It cost me six bucks.
Oh, well, okay.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
You know.
No, what?
Nothing.
With a face like that.
I don't know how much I like her, okay.
I don't know.
I just don't know.
I told him to jump her tonight
and worry about it tomorrow.
Hey that's good, sound, sensible advice.
Are you just afraid she won't put out.
There's more to it than that.
Oh, boys.
Here we are boys.
- Oh my God, what did you do?
- What's up, hello?
I'm not touching it.
. HEY-
It looks like a hedgehog.
Oh, come on, Jesus.
What's with the buzz off?
It's change time, it's just a haircut.
Yeah well, no.
Keep that brush out of my face.
- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- You're a freak you know.
Yeah, well, if this haircut
gets us some trim tonight,
I wonder what I could do
to get a real reaction.
Stop it.
- Are you excited?
- Yeah.
- Well, listen up compadres.
- Yes.
Are we ready to embark on the adventure
of our lives?
Yeah, lets do it man.
Alright, everybody walk this way.
Let's party, yes!
' Whoa!
JESUS man, some on.
Hey, help me with these boxes.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, good deal.
Sounds like one.
Alright.
Hi Fred, just leave
these with my Dad, okay.
Man, what was that?
It's a new guy my Dad hired.
He just loads and unloads trucks.
God, he's creepy.
He's okay.
Come on.
Come on, you don't want to be late
for your own party, do you?
Thank you for shopping at Fine Furniture.
We will close in 10 minutes
and reopen tomorrow at 9 a.m.
Oh, here's something over here.
Yes it is.
Look at this, Tony.
Oh hey John, your dad's in his office.
Okay, I'm just here to pick something up.
I'll talk to him later.
- Okay, John.
Hey Charlie.
How are you doing?
Come on Davis, it's been a long day.
Come on.
I just want to go home.
I know.
Did you see John?
Nope, was he here today?
Yeah, about 15 minutes ago.
Well, he's gone.
He's a goofy kid.
Yeah.
When's he coming into the business?
Oh, not till after college,
if he decides to.
Oh, give him a couple of wild years,
he'll be ready.
You really outdid yourself with that guy.
- Oh, don't start again.
- Phil, he is scary.
Look, a couple of the dock workers are odd
but this one.
He's the best one yet.
I just think you're
taking a hell of a chance
hiring an ex-convict.
You don't know anything about him.
Yes, I do.
He served a long time behind
bars for armed robbery.
He served his time and was paroled early
for good behavior.
Oh, good behavior.
That means he didn't try to shoot anybody
while he was inside there, right?
Come on, good behavior, give me a break.
I just think you're nuts
letting him live in the store.
He just broke up with his girlfriend.
It's no big deal.
Besides, nobody's tried to
break in since he's been here.
That's an improvement, isn't it?
No, that's because of the
new shatterproof windows, okay.
No one could get in no
matter how hard they tried.
He needs a place to stay.
You're a softie around him.
Maybe
Woo.
Oh brother, I think someone's watching.
Hey, taking lessons guys, huh.
God, come on.
- Jesus.
- What?
Get your eyeful, huh?
I wasn't watching, were you watching?
Oh yeah, right, sure.
You are like so uncool.
Hey, where's John and Bonnie?
But it looks good now, Randy.
I don't know.
Bonnie.
Hey, where do you think they are?
John and Bonnie.
Hey, Dumbo.
Hey John, where are you?
Come on, what's going on now?
Hey, you guys.
They're just being stupid.
This is not gonna be
fun if you guys are gonna
do stuff like that.
Ah, can't you take a joke?
I want a little blood a little.
Where's the beer?
Come Igor, come to the beer.
Got any more stupid surprises.
Jesus, are you get married?
You're acting like a baby.
- Yeah.
Getting married's not
getting old, you know.
You just wish you'd done it to me first.
Oh yeah.
You really freaked me out.
It was just a joke.
I mean I thought we were here to have fun.
- She's anorexic.
- She's gorgeous.
You're kidding me, come on.
Stop whining, you're crazy.
Smell something?
Smells like something's cooking.
Somebody must have left
some food lying around.
Smells like it's cooking now.
Come on, we'll find it
tomorrow when there's light,
let's go.
- Alright.
Woo-hoe.
Wow, I should bring my Mom here,
she needs a dresser and stuff.
Yeah, maybe you can get John's
dad to give her a discount.
Don't even ask him to do that,
it's not his place.
He can always say no.
No to what?
Oh, nothing.
Hey, come on don't screw around, alright.
You might scratch it.
Oh, God.
Are we gonna hear that shit all night?
Give me a beer.
Woo.
Hey, come on you guys listen.
I don't want any messes anywhere, okay.
Keep all the food right here
and any beds you guys mess up,
better be made by tomorrow, you got it?
Oh yes and I suppose we have to sweep up
before we leave.
You better not have to.
Hey, here's to eight fabulous friends
who got through high school
and are gonna do great things.
Woo!
And now, and now, we have a whole night
in this giant playpen to party.
Well, how do we find
our way around this place,
it is dark?
I'm serious.
- Come on.
Okay and don't spill any beer.
Oh, don't spill any beer.
Party pooper.
And don't grab my ass John, okay.
Alright, listen, listen, shh.
Listen you guys, listen.
I don't want you to touch
or move anything okay
and above all,
please don't turn on any lights.
' Why not?
Because if the lights go
on and someone catches us
it's my ass.
What's the big
deal your dad owns the store.
My Dad owns the store, I don't.
Look, I've never seen a
dummy in a furniture store.
This is great.
Hey buddy, how's it going?
Nice complexion.
Yeah, it was my Dad's idea.
He thinks it makes the
store look more lived in.
Kinda looks like him, huh.
That looks spooky to me.
Did he dress him too?
He looks like a clown.
' SPOOKy eyes.
This is gonna be the night of my life.
Woo baby!
- This is like totally wild.
Rock and roll here we come.
And this is his girlfriend.
Oh, isn't she lovely.
Hey, she's ain't bad actually.
Hello baby.
Oh yeah, well then stay with her.
Hey, come on Randy.
I'm telling you I don't want any of this.
These things break.
- Oh.
Bitch.
- Bastard.
They really do look real, huh.
Oh, come on, let's go.
Bye, honey.
Over here, come on.
See this door over here,
it leads down to the basement.
There are stairs all over this place,
it's humongous, it's a maze.
(He)! guys-
- Does your mother
know where you are tonight?
Okay and this is the second floor.
God, this place is huge.
And the door right over there
leads to the third floor.
Nice couch.
Look, we gotta be careful
with all this stuff, okay.
It's worth a fortune.
You're starting to sound like my mother.
Jeez, does he grind you
like this all the time?
Kim, they're worth a lot of money.
Look, I won't say another word, okay.
Just be careful.
- I'm sorry.
Where's David?
David.
- Hey, David.
Dame, where are you'?
Here's David.
You're stupid, jerk face.
I'm tell you David, knock it off.
Woo-hoe.
Look, I was just getting you back.
Okay, we're even.
This is the west end of the building.
You guys know your way around yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, I come here all the time.
Let's go.
I think it'd take a month
to really know my way around this place.
Nah, it just looks
complicated in the dark, Judy.
Just don't get out of my sight, okay.
Never.
God, you two are so sweet together.
J1 One, two, three, four
Alright listen you guys,
I don't want anybody jumping off first.
Oh, this place is unreal and bizarre
and you are?
Weirdness.
Hey guys, what are we gonna do?
What do you want to do?
- Drink.
- Drink.
Gorgeous.
I've got an idea.
Let's play hide and go seek.
What, you gotta be kidding.
Come on, it would be fun.
That's a great idea you know,
and you're it.
Let's draw straws or something.
You creeps.
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
How about back here?
She'll see us in a second.
Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
We could move that
thing away from the wall.
Yeah but we shouldn't move anything.
Yeah, John would go nuts.
I like playing this game.
I like being with you.
Here I come ready or not.
Quick, over there, over there.
Shh.
I'm coming after you.
I know, I know, I just
hope they're careful.
I don't want them to break something.
Don't worry no one will.
It's just that it'd be
nice to be alone with you
that's all.
Next week.
John.
For the girl I love.
Sometimes you are the
sweetest guy in the world.
Well, I try.
I'm so lucky.
Yeah, you certainly are.
God, I hope they're
careful in that elevator.
They'll find us.
Not here, it's hard to get into.
I found you!
You're it, you're it.
Don't make me spill it.
Don't make me spill it.
So, are you guys gonna
come down naked or what.
God, you really love this game, huh.
Yes and now that you're it.
Oh man, well we're a team, alright.
Give me this.
Fine with me.
Woo-hoe.
- She's crazy.
I found John and Bonnie.
They're it, come on out.
We better go.
What for?
Cause they'll all come looking for us.
Yeah, I guess so.
Fun stuff.
Yeah, this is pretty dumb, huh?
Yeah.
Well, I guess maybe,
we should just be friends.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm just being stupid
I felt like doing that.
No, it was okay,
really.
So, they're in bed
already and when I find them
they're acting all casual like, you know,
oh hi, fancy meeting you here.
I'll tell you one thing,
this place is gigantic.
I never even made it to the top floor.
Yeah and if we're gonna hide
we gotta do it real good
cause John knows this
place inside and out.
Hey, I've got an idea.
Let's all split up,
so whenever they're in one place
we can keep moving around
and make noise and stuff
and really give them a hard time.
I'm not going alone.
Oh, come on, don't take this too serious.
You guys, how much longer
are we gonna do this?
All night.
You can run around all night.
Don't worry I'm quitting at dinner time.
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
And did we exercise caution?
We're just in love.
In lust.
With non-carnal desire,
we're soulmates forever.
Oh yeah.
Hey, I thought we were
all gonna eat together
at 12 o'clock.
We are this is just a snack.
Come on, put it back it was special.
You guys, come on.
We're all gonna have dinner with candles.
Hey, where's my man, buzz head?
- Randolph.
- Oh yeah, her man.
Oh, Randolph.
- Randy.
- Hey, where's her man?
Where's my Randy.
Hey Randy.
Hey Randy.
' Randy.
Randy.
Woo-hem!
Now that was original.
You turned white.
Yeah, to oblige you twit.
Yeah, your little body is
shaking with mega fear, wimp.
Fear, fear is not in my vocabulary.
Squid.
I hate all this scary stuff.
You guys, come on.
Here have another
beer, it'll calm your nerves.
This is what camping's all about.
Oh brother.
Hey, you're it you know.
Yeah, you're it.
Woo-hoo.
Johnny, 0h Johnny.
Come on, Johnny.
I'm counting.
- One.
- One.
Two,
three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
Here we come.
Let's stay right here.
I know he's gonna think everybody's gotten
as far away as they can get.
Let's find the darkest
corner in the whole place.
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Here, come here.
Alright, 90, 90, 90-
Owe, shit, I can't even see.
Well, don't walk so fast.
How much longer do you think
they're gonna play this game?
Sure has gotten quite.
Maybe they all went their own ways.
Maybe.
Oh, I have a surprise for you.
What is it?
It's a surprise.
What am I suppose to do?
Get ready.
John?
John.
John.
I wish we were really alone.
I keep waiting for one of them
to come jumping out at us.
This is a pretty hidden spot.
Yeah but we're not really alone.
I'm sorry David.
I'm sorry I'm so nervous.
Well, don't be.
I like being here with you like this.
I should have just done it years ago,
gotten it over with.
I'm glad it's with me.
Thank you for being so patient.
Well, I'm planning for a very long
and sexy future.
I really like this place.
I mean, I hope little Johnny
is gonna want to this again.
Yeah, me too.
I mean we could get a
real crowd, a real party.
I mean, maybe, a band.
Oh, no way.
He's too uptight for that.
Oh, hi there.
You really like these things, don't you?
I love them.
A mannequin trois.
You've graduated from high school
and you go sicko on me.
I know.
Forget it, buzz head.
. Okay-
What's that?
It's the elevator.
- Oh God, let's go hide.
- Okay.
No one's here.
There's nobody here either, lets go.
I've missed.
I never get tired of this.
Good.
What makes you so fabulous?
Oh, class and style.
You hear anything?
No.
Let's go look around.
On.
Okay.
Come on.
Malissa.
Where are you?
Melissa, are you nuts?
Malissa.
Who are you?
Where's Malissa?
God, I'm getting tired of this already.
Can't believe they haven't found us yet.
Me too.
No more bright ideas, okay.
Well, if they'd look it be fun.
Yeah.
Well, they're a little more
interested in you know what
than running all over
the place in the dark.
Well, why didn't they just say so.
I don't know.
Hey!
I bet they're getting it on again.
Yeah, let's go find them.
Hey, I have hunted all over the place.
They better not be getting it on.
You were done in about 10 seconds.
I'm sorry, I guess I was just nervous.
Everyone's running around everywhere.
Oh, is that the reason.
Wham barn thank you ma'am.
Oh, come on.
I hang on really long sometimes.
Sure, sometimes you do.
I thought you liked the way I make love.
I do.
It's just that you could
take a little longer
getting started that's all.
Sometimes I'm not ready so fast.
Well, tell me, I'm not
a mind reader, you know.
Next time I will.
Next time.
What the hell.
Hey, God dammit, Randy.
I told you not to mess the place up.
You are perverted.
Oh, 1O seconds, flak, fisk, flak.
Buzz off, buzz head.
Come on, you're messing the place up.
We'll make it as good as it was.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, huh.
Just like little rabbits.
Oh yeah, nice haircut, Randall.
1 O seconds.
- I'm hungry, jerks.
- Yeah, me too.
You guys how many times
do I have to tell you
we're eating together.
Well, okay, lets go.
Who cares, they don't wanna eat,
doesn't matter to me.
Let's save some for them.
I guess they started
liking each other, huh.
I knew it would work.
What?
Kim gave her a negligee.
A real skimpy, little black thing.
You gave it to her.
Well, she needed it more than I did.
Oh, well I want to see it.
Well, I'll get you one too.
Hey you guys, we're eating all the food.
They're probably up in the third floor,
you can't hear a thing up there.
The whole building's made of cement.
Maybe we oughta go look for them.
Mister peeping Torn.
Oh no, no.
Oh no.
I'm what you're referred to as a voyeur
and I'm quite good at it.
Oh God.
Not your everyday voyeur,
class act
and I live on life's tender,
little moments.
That haircut has destroyed your brain.
You are so uncivilized.
Come on, let's go find them.
They can't still be getting it on.
Yes, let's go
or I eat chicken.
Hey, maybe they fell down
the elevator shaft, huh.
Or they could have
fallen down the stairs.
Come on you guys, stop it.
Come on.
Come on you guys, let's go find them.
I think we oughta just leave them alone.
I did, I did, I did.
- You didn't.
Oh and by the way you guys,
if somebody disappears,
I mean do we all have
to go looking for them?
That wouldn't be any fun.
Look, when it's bedtime it's bedtime,
this is dinner time.
I can't believe they didn't
come down here to eat.
You know, I'm getting a
little worried about them.
Maybe Malissa's a real animal
and she's got him tied down somewhere.
You know they're probably
listening to every word
you're saying.
- Woo woo.
You're so crude.
Let's go find him, alright.
God dammit, who did this?
I can't believe they're acting like this.
Come on Shawn, knock it off.
Yeah, sex can do magic things,
weird things.
Come on, let's go find them.
Shawn, what you guys did is real cute.
That was great Shawn.
Jerks.
Alright Shawn,
we're getting tired of this.
Come on you guys, we're
not playing anymore.
I don't believe Malissa
would be hiding this long.
Shawn might.
Well, maybe they're
falling in love you guys.
For the night maybe, yeah.
So, that's still love.
No you guys, really, I'm worried.
I just don't think she'd keep this up
for this long.
I sort of don't either.
Alright you guys listen,
let's get organized.
Here's what we're gonna do.
You there?
Yeah, work your way over this way.
Hey Shawn, we're coming to get you.
Malissa.
Shawn, come on man.
Why can't they just
leave the mannequins alone.
God dammit!
I can't believe this.
If he gets more pissed off
this whole thing is gonna be a bust.
I can't believe they don't come out.
Hey Shawn, come on.
He's over there.
Come on, Shawn.
What are you doing?
What was he doing?
- He's just running away.
Hey you guys, Judy just saw Shawn.
What's he doing?
He's acting really strange, I don't know.
Well, where's Malissa?
I didn't see her.
Well, where did he come from here?
Over there.
Alright, this is what we'll do.
Shawn, I told you not
to mess the place up.
I've had it you guys.
You hear me?
Where are the God damn
clothes, Shawn, shit.
I can't believe she did this.
I just don't think she
could have dreamed this up.
Is Shawn weird?
I don't know.
I've never seen him do
anything like this before.
As long as we keep looking for him,
he's just gonna keep this up.
Well, I guess he's
just trying to scare us.
Hey, Malissa must be agreeing to it.
Yeah but this is not like her at all.
Not even.
Come on, we're going to bed.
Good night you two jerks.
They ain't gonna miss one.
How'd he get down here so fast?
Forget it man, I'll be
down here in the morning.
Listen, I'm going to sleep.
Where are you gonna stay?
I don't know, down here somewhere.
First floor okay, honey?
Okay by me.
Where are you two gonna sleep?
Mm.
Oh, I guess we'll stay down here too.
What the hay.
I'm going to bed, goodnight guys
and check for the boogie man.
Yeah, I guess we're gonna head in too.
- Goodnight John Boy.
- Goodnight David.
Goodnight.
Sleep tight, buddy.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
You know I'd really like
to sleep in that same bed.
I like that corner spot.
Why?
Because it's private.
I don't want to sleep down here.
That's a good idea
and we oughta be quiet,
so Shawn and Malissa don't know either.
Yeah.
Not so fast I'm gonna trip.
Okay.
You don't have to go that slow either.
Okay, you set the pace and I'll follow.
I can't wait to make love with you.
I just hope I'm what you want.
You are and I mean more
than just making love.
I wonder if Shawn and
Malissa are up here.
I don't know but if we're real quiet
they won't hear us, even if they are.
Yeah.
This way.
I think I'd like to
live in a house like this.
Me too.
5O beds, a million sofas,
turn the parking lot into a swimming pool,
it'd be huge.
Invite all our friends over,
have a barbecue of Sunday.
Not so fast.
You're a freak, you know.
Take me I'm yours.
You dumb shit, what are you doing?
I think he's drunk.
Come on Shawn, no one's playing anymore.
Where's Malissa?
Oh God, you're sick.
Shawn, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Stay here.
Who the hell are you?
Shit.
I think they've all
gone to bed, don't you?
Yeah, it sounds like it.
Oh man.
I want my first time
to be really special.
JudY-
David, shh.
God, you are incredible.
I saw that in a porno movie,
was it sexy?
Yeah, beyond my wildest dreams.
. HEY-
I have to go to the bathroom.
Hi Randy, did you have to go too?
What a minute, you're not Randy.
Randy.
Randy!
Randy!
Randy, Randy, Randy!
Kim, Kim.
Who took my clothes?
Where are you?
I don't know, I'm really lost,
I don't know.
Randy, I'm going up to the second floor.
Randy.
Kim can you hear me?
Kim!
Damn.
Bonnie, what are you doing?
Where's John?
I don't know he went looking for Shawn
and get didn't come back.
God damn those guys,
they're scaring the shit out of Kim.
Randy, there's someone else in here.
Who?
I don't know he has this snake tattoo.
What the hell is he doing in here?
Just looking around.
How long has John been gone?
A long time.
Shit, lets get out of here, come on.
Kim, are you here?
Anybody here?
John.
I'm scared.
Alright, just keep it together.
Kim!
Hey, anybody.
They better not be playing games, I swear.
Hey!
There's no way John would do this to me.
Okay, come on.
Hurry up, come on.
Kim, are you here?
John.
Anybody here?
Is anybody here?
Yeah, what's wrong?
It's me and Bonnie.
Something's going on, something weird.
Bonnie said she saw somebody else in here.
Well, where are the others?
We don't know.
Have you heard anything?
Yeah, the elevator a few minutes ago.
Well, Kim was on there.
I heard her screaming.
Alright, meet us by the elevator.
' Okay.
Where's Kim, where'd she go?
Nice.
Nice duds, dude.
Yeah, well, someone stole my clothes.
You okay?
I'm scared.
Something weird is happening here.
John's just disappeared.
He took off after Shawn,
he didn't come back.
Kim was screaming like
she was scared to death.
He wouldn't do this to me.
He doesn't do this kind of a thing.
John, if you're with them I'll kill you!
I swear to God this
isn't funny, I'm serious.
You mean John wouldn't do this.
Someone's gone way too far here.
I mean Bonnie said she
saw somebody else in here.
There is someone else.
Alright, okay, look I believe you.
Just cool out.
Let's go downstairs by the office, okay.
Downstairs.
Come on, it'll be alright.
Let's just start looking for them.
We're probably gonna run right into them.
What about the man with the tattoo?
Yeah.
Let's just stick together, okay.
If we're real quiet,
maybe, we'll hear them.
Yeah, good idea.
Screw it, lets go.
Oh man, what's this?
I know this is somebody else.
I hate these things.
You know John wouldn't do this stuff.
He's gonna die when he sees this.
Come on.
Shit.
That's the elevator.
Oh my God.
They've gone totally nuts.
They couldn't be doing this,
unless they planned it.
I'm telling you Kim is not doing this.
Well, someone's doing it.
It stopped on this floor.
Come on, come on.
Shit.
Come on, enough's enough, damn!
Fuck.
I can't stand this.
I keep thinking I'm seeing someone.
Let's go.
Oh man, come on.
Shit.
- Okay, oh man.
- Cut it out you guys!
Come on.
If they want to keep hiding
this could go one forever.
This place is impossible.
Come on, lets go up.
They're probably sleeping.
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come OH.
- What?
- I have an idea.
They'll hear this coming up,
they'll think we're on it.
Let's go up the stairway.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Oh my God.
Come on, come on.
What was that?
Kim's clothes but that's not Kim.
Hey, who the hell are you?
What are you doing you sly, ball asshole.
Shut up!
Stop, stop.
What do you want to get us all killed?
Hey, you guys, we're calling the police.
John, if you're doing
this I'm warning you.
Fine, come on.
Come on.
Screw it.
Fun and games,
games and fun.
Now it's over,
no need to run.
Now it's time to clean up the house.
Make it right again.
A housewife's work is never done.
It's dead.
Let's go upstairs.
Shit.
The front door, come on.
Shit.
The windows.
Great, it must be shatterproof.
' Look.
Hey, hey.
Come on, forget it, I'm not in the mood.
You mean you don't want to check him out?
You have any idea what
this guy's gonna smell like?
You're right.
I think we oughta stay right here,
somebody's got to see us.
There may be no one else for hours,
I mean this place is dead at night.
We gotta do something.
I think we better be ready to fight.
Fight who?
Whoever the hell it is.
Let's go back down by the office.
We need to find a place where
we can make a stand, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
Come on, slow down.
What are you gonna do with that?
I'll beat somebody's brains out.
What are we gonna do?
Let's just turn on the lights.
Yeah, just turn on the lights.
What is this?
Oh my God, it's the emergency lights.
' Don't panic.
Alright, just settle down.
We'll just find a main
switch, alright, okay.
Now go, come on.
I don't like this.
Hold on, I've got a lighter.
John.
There's nothing in here.
What is this?
Shit.
Open the door.
Oh, God dammit.
Bullshit.
Shit.
Come on.
- God.
No.
Maybe there's something in here.
Bonnie!
Come on, come on, get up.
Jeez, Randy!
Shit, Judy!
Judy.
Come on, after her.
Come on, come on guys.
We gotta make a stand, come on.
We've got to!
We've gotta hide!
Come on, grab the other arms.
Come on.
Bonnie, grab it!
Just go.
Hey, you kids.
Oh please, somebody.
Shh, we gotta be quite.
Come on Judy, go, go.
Come on, let's try to get us out of here.
Hello police.
I want to report a break in.
345 Third Street.
Wait, wait a second.
Why don't we all go back by the office.
He might have a gun.
Yeah and he can't find us here.
At least it's dark.
Oh man, we oughta be hunting him.
Yeah and if he wants
us we're gonna fight.
And we gotta fight, lets hunt him.
Are we all in on this?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell's going on in here?
- Go!
- No, Bonnie.
Get him!
Get him!
No, no, no, no.
Come on, we gotta tie him up
before he gets up.
Oh man.
There's rope by the office.
I wonder who he is?
Some crazy asshole.
Make it tighter.
There's still a few more
hours before anybody gets here.
Let's wait by the office.
Yeah.
Slime bag.
Slime bag!
Oh my God.
Kim, she's not here,
maybe she's still alive.
We gotta go look, come on.
Where?
Let's go to the top and
work our way down every floor.
Come on, hurry up.
What the hell is that?
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, Jesus.
Baby help!
Help me.
Kim.
"Kim!
Turn it off.
' Randy!
Randy help me.
' No!
Come on, get off.
Get off, get off.
Go, come on.
Relax, it's okay, it's okay.
Stop, stop, stop, sit down.
Our corner, our spot.
Alright, let's go.
Come on.
Come on, come on,
slow down, slow it down.
This way, David.
This is the only way in.
We have to watch this opening.
I don't hear anything.
You okay?
Oh shit, Randy.
I don't
understand.
I don't either.
It's just another hour or so
and someone's gotta get here, right?
So sick.
God.
We gotta keep it together you guys.
We can't give up now.
Yeah.
Yeah that son of a bitch
ain't coming in here
that's for fucking sure.
Come on.
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
Shit, get him.
Judy, kill him, kill him.
Come on, come on, come on.
Randy, give me something for this.
Shit.
Give me.
Come on, oh my God.
Oh shit.
Fun is over.
He's coming back.
What,
what are you doing?
We have to clean our home.
Make it nice again.
I told you it was over and
now you've killed people.
They were coming between us.
Quick, let's just take care of them.
Why don't you want me anymore?
We're not in there anymore, Zack.
I was trying to make a life for myself
and now you've fucked everything up.
I did it for you
and I did if for us.
You said that nothing was
ever gonna come between us,
HO one.
It was different then.
We needed each other.
It's not different to me.
Well, it should be
and it doesn't matter anymore
you're going back inside forever anyways.
I'm never going back there.
I'm never going back there.
Liar!
You lied.
Oh, good.
What the hell was that?
My God, what are you doing?
You know this man, Mr. Robbins?
Yes, he works here.
What happened?
He was my...
My friend in prison.
I was already in there for six years.
They use to beat him.
I took care of him.
After we got out we saw each other
and when I tried to break it off,
he kept coming around.
He couldn't help himself, really.
I tried to stop him.
I tried to be straight.
I'm sorry, Mr. Robbins.
Alright, I'll take care of this one.
You go back up and help with the others.