High on the Hog (2019) Movie Script
1
So it begins,
we're simple folks. Hell
this farm has been in my family
since the war
between the states.
We ve raised hogs, chickens and
grown our fair share of corn,
wheat, beans, but the most
important thing we ve raised is
our families.
Then came the damn
corporate farmers trading family
for dollars. The small farmer
started to feel the pinch.
those that didn t go
belly up ended up bending over
selling out to these assholes.
When my pa died I made a promise
to myself. Ain t nobody gonna
take our family farm away. Haha.
I really didn t plan
on growing marijuana.
I tell ya this shit is good.
Pappy always said it s not about
where you end up, it s about the
ride. So strap yourself
in, fire up a big fat one,
and remember, pack it tight.
Haha Haha Haha.
DID YOU SEE ANY ACTION,
DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS?
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME AFFECTION,
BEFORE I LEAVE AGAIN?
SAVE MY LIFE I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME.
WOMAN WITH A SWEET LOVIN'
BETTER THAN A WHITE LINE.
BRING A GOOD FEELIN'
AIN'T HAD IN SUCH A LONG TIME
SAVE MY LIFE, I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Sound the horns. Our champion
has returned victorious.
I appreciate you making time
to meet. And the headlines,
The Superpot Suicides!
We just
resurrected reefer madness.
Say goodbye to legalization you
patchouli soaked
tree hugging fucks.
The Senator couldn t be
more thrilled with your success.
seems your recent
intel will be fundamental
to his next power play.
Where's the money?
Straight to the point, huh?
Inside you'll fine
everything you need.
Cash, coordinates,
keys, identification
in case the shit hits the fan.
Give them hell! Ahahaha.
What the fuck?
What was she on?
Was it just the
weed or something else?
- You alright?
- What are you doing?
Come on Christine.
I can smell it all over you.
And your boyfriends there.
Now I don t have to charge you.
Just tell me
where you got the shit.
Ahhha!
How did this happen?
We were all just hanging
out at Josh's place waiting for Keith
Waiting new shit
from a guy. Some new guy.
And then we got a call from him
and he said he was running late.
And he sounded
just fucking paranoid.
So, I'm walking down the
street in the middle of the night
and all of a sudden
I see this crazy cat lady.
I m talking like
homeless cat lady.
You know, twelve
cats somewhere, you kn--
Wait so she had cats with her?
Said that he got some
shit that was gonna fuck us up.
Something that was just
gonna get us so fucking wrecked.
You could just fucking
smell the cat piss on her.
So we lock eyes. She comes
running over to me and she just
and she just pushes
something into my hands.
I don't know what it is
and then she runs away.
So I look at it. And it s like
some crumpled up 1980's
motorcycle magazine. You
know like hot rods hot babes.
Some shit like that. And I
open it up and the centerfold
falls out, right,
and I swear to God.
It's the same fucking cat lady.
Same person.
- Can somebody answer the fu--
- You could totally tell there's
like bone structure.
It's the same thin--
Keith, we're in here!
- Yes, fina--
- What's going on guys?
Hey, what's up Keith?
About time.
Holy fuck, do I have a
fucking treat for you tonight.
Check it out.
I got this shit from
this guy named Breezy.
This shit is the top
of the line man.
You buy your shit
from a guy named Breezy?
Fuck yes.
Oink, oink. Let's get it going.
Let's make this
bitch squeal. Ahahahaha
Since I bought
the shit, I nominate
our lovely hostess
to take the first hit.
Romantic.
OH, ALL LOVERS ON THE LINE
That s when
everything just went crazy.
Oh, I see. Ladies first, huh?
- Love this shit.
- So, wait.
- You're gonna love this shit!
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Just take it easy.
- No.
- Just give it a moment.
- No!
- Trust me.
- No, I've tripped before.
Just ride it out.
No, fuck you!
I just told you I don't feel good.
Just try and breath, okay?
This shit is pure and farm
grown. Just give it a moment.
Why don't you try and lay
back? Stop. Just Lay down, okay?
Oh no, it s hot in here.
And my heart's pounding.
And my heart's, and my heart's
pounding, and my
heart's pounding.
Becca, take it easy.
It's hot but you--
Oh, no. I feel it.
Something is crawling in me.
Nothing is inside of
you. You re fine. Just Relax.
I feel it.
I see it. It's right there.
I feel it crawling through me.
Chill out!
- No! Nonononono! No, nonononono!
- No becca, don't!
No, no. Becca stop. No,
no. You re hurting yourself.
Ahhhh! Ahhh!
Oh fuck! Oww!
Becca, Stop it!
Becca!
Stop!
Ahhhhh!
This has got
to be the same stuff.
Because the symptoms
are all the same and the victims
are all within
a ten mile radius.
Just a second. yeah?
I think I have
some info for you.
Let me take the
lead on the case.
Wooo!
Woo! Woo!
- Fuck yeah!
- Woo! Woo!
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
Hey Mother fucker jump. What
are you doing you fucking pussy.
How ya doing boys?
I knocked but I
guess you didn t hear me
Oooooh, look
what ya got cookin'
What, no work tonight
boys? Huh? No pizzas to deliver?
Hahaha.
Playing games, huh?
Yeah, you got the night off.
You're a bunch of fucking bums!
Hey, You like games?
I got this new game. Y-you stop
me if you ve heard it, okay?
Eeny, meeny,
miney,
mo
Alright, man.
Thanks brother.
Miney mo.
What can I do
for you today agent Dick?
Well, I thought we
had this deal Breeze?
See you were supposed to
give up who was ever supplying
you with the drugs and
I let you live out here.
Free. In the world!
And then I get
this call last night.
seems this girl
got some bad drugs.
She starts
stabbing herself
then she runs into the
street. Starts playing
chicken with cars and you know,
ends up dead.
They said you were the
ones that sold them the drugs.
You know, I ain t been
holding out on you Agent Dickie.
I just didn't
have any information.
Where d you get em'?
Yo man these girls.
They just roll up into town.
They just appear out of nowhere?
They g-girl scouts or something?
Girl scouts. Nah man.
They ain't girl scouts.
They're three fine ass bitches.
Drive around in this fucked up
looking van.
They got boxes of this shit man.
Boxes
Where do you meet them at?
They call me up. I meet
them at that titty bar Kittens.
You know?
Kittens.
What s her number?
Man, it s a different
fucking number every time.
Is that all you got for me boss?
Yo, Dickie come on baby.
You know if I had anything
else I d tell you. I swear.
Ahh!
They got a farm, alright? It s
somewhere down south. Fuck.
What kind of farm?
They grow it themselves?
No, dude. They have
some big fucking dude
who grows it for them.
What s his name?
I don t know his fucking name?
Oww! Fuck! I think you broke
my fucking nose. You asshole!
- Ahh haha!
- Almost there.
Daddy. It's big daddy.
Ahhoww! Fuck!
You got some balls
after all Breezey.
Fuck you!
I ve got the latest update
for all my love tokers out there.
Last nights death makes number
5 in string that the police are
trying to tie back to some sort
of super strain of marijuana?
But don t let that get
you all hot and bothered.
Well maybe just
a little. Ahahaha.
We all know it s just another
ruse to try to ruin our chances
at legalization. You re getting
high with MaryJane and I'm as
potent as they come baby.
Keep tuned in to
K-U-S-H, Kush Radio.
Baking your afternoon with
another set of grooving tunes.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
That s some
fucking dried ass shit.
Hey Laura.
Lauraaaa!
What are you
crying about out here?
Either this shit
is too old or I am.
Would you pack me a
fresh one darling please?
- And remember pack it tight.
- Pack it tight. I know.
Haha. Ah.
I SMELL THE
STENCH OF VULTURES--
--my god!
How can you
read with all that racket.
Hmm?
RIP OFF YOUR FACE
AND PUT A NEW ONE ON
Mmmmm. Ye-eah. Now
that s the good stuff.
Well don t get too relaxed now.
We might wanna let that
horse out of the barn later.
What Horse you talking
about woman. We re a hog farm.
Oh shit! Oh yeah. What
are you waiting for baby?
Set that stallion free.
Ooooh! Ahhh!
Damn what a gorgeous day it is.
I want nothing more than to
be sitting poolside with all my
bong buddies out there.
Who wants to rub
some sunscreen on me?
Just make sure it
gets e-ver-y-where.
You re listening to
MaryJane on K-U-S-H FM.
Where we always
say yes to drugs.
Ahahaha.
Alright. Remember, take
out the battery and the card
before you ditch the phones.
Write down all the pieces
and then toss them
in different parts of town.
We know how this works big d.
It ain t our first rodeo.
I don t want no mistakes Lola.
I couldn't bear to see something
bad happen to my girls.
Aww. Thanks Big Daddy.
Yeah. Mhmm.
You got all the
numbers and all the players.
They re all
regulars baby. Easy as pie.
Well you can mess up
pie if you fuck with it.
Well then we just
won t fuck with it will we.
Come on. Chop chop. Let's go!
Hold your water girl.
Come on Jimmy.
Let's go feed those pigs.
Uh, uh. No way.
I'm ready for this.
Hey, what, did I
stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-studder, ah?
You re such an asshole.
And?
I ll go over your head.
I ll talk with Director Les.
she already said
that you are slow, old,
and cranky piece of shit.
So?
Oh, right.
Cause uncle Mo has to
come in and save the day
like he always does.
That s right. That s what I do.
I get the bad guy.
You understand that?
And you watch.
And you observe.
You got it?
Oh, well looks who s slumming.
You better
have something for me.
Save me a trip upstairs.
So they grow it themselves
and then drive in to town
once a month to make the sale.
That s what my source tells me.
Who s your source?
Ahhh, he s this kid
named Lawrence Taylor.
They call him Breeze.
He s nothing more tha--
Dipshit scumbag dealer.
Yeah, pretty much.
Then he s unreliable.
Well, ha, I can
sweat it out of him.
I can t afford
another civil rights suit
with your name on it.
Well you got five dead kids
on the street and a new drug.
So, you got any suggestions?
I want to go deep cover.
I can infiltrate the family
and help take them all down.
I want this case.
One step at a time kid.
You can observe. That s it.
Follow this guy Breeze.
Wait for the buy
then bust the farm girls.
We ll get them to
give up Big Daddy.
Excellent.
I know all you cheefers
were sparkin' it up to that one.
That was DC and the Moonshine
Delight and their newest joint,
Green Perfection.
Now I got a confession
to make to all my sexies.
MJ, queen of kush here
was checking out her royal
treasury and noticed it was a
little less green today.
I was getting worried for
a minute until I got a call
from three lovely goddesses who
are on their way to shower us
all with nature s gifts.
Mmmm hmmm.
Hey Breezey!! what s up??
Same shit different day.
It s been a while.
- Yeah, how you doing?
- I m fine and dandy
like wine and candy
Get out if you want to talk.
- Sheesh! What
got up your cooter?
Out!
Oh, and there's
my friend Breezey.
Just being the scum
that he is. Hahaha.
Some of your new
best friends Breeze?
What s up?
What's the matter Breeze?
- Someone put a hit on y--?
- Nah just ain't got no money to
get no shit that s all.
You got to cough
up the money buddy.
Yea, we don t work
on credit my friend.
Yeah, I know that, just saying
I ain t got no money this time.
That s all.
Awww Breezey baby.
I know what you need.
- Hey, not tonight Lola.
- Yes, tonight.
- Come on.
- We got drops to make.
And we will still make 'em.
Come on, come with us.
- Come on. I need this.
- Come on.
Our man Breeze needs this.
And Lenore I know you are down.
I m downtown
fucking Georgia brown.
- That s what I am.
- Come on let s have some fun.
You know I gotta
go home. Fuck that shit.
No, no-no-no-no.
Come on. Please.
First one s on me.
You re coming.
Hell yeah! Woo!
Come on, Laura!
Someone s got to
stay with the van.
Come on Laura,
we want you with us.
Go ahead,
have fun. I ll be alright.
Come on.
Oh, look at that little hottie.
I hope you get
laid my friend because
I m not through with you yet.
OH-OH-OH-AH-EE-EE-EE
AHH-AH-AH-AHHH
OH-AH-AHHH
OH. OH. OH. OH. OH.
You fucking kidding
me you dumb drunk bitch.
Fucking, I should drop you at
your fucking mother s house.
You fucking kidding me?
You're fucking killing me bitch.
I will fucking kill y--
- No! Stop! Let g--
- Get over here!
Fuck You! Ahh!
- No! Ahh! Ahh! Get aw--
- You stupid bitch. Get over he--
- Get over here. I ll cut you up.
- No! No! Get off m--
- I'll cut you up!
- No! Help! Leave me alone.
Another fucking
great night in paradise.
I should have been a chef.
I should have
been a fucking drunk.
That's about the
only thing I'm good at.
Fucking trains.
Are you shitting me?
You dumb fucking dildo.
Hey! What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
I m making this case for us.
You are not doing anything
but getting in that fucking car.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Come on, hit me.
I m not going to hit you.
Hit me. Make it count
You're a woman.
I m not going to hit you.
Leave me alone shit bag. Ahh!
Fuck!
- Ugh!
- Hey! Get the fuck off her!
Leave her alone!
Laura! Come on!
Hey, Come on. Hurry up.
Go go go!
Hello to all my children
of the night. Hahahahaha.
For most of us the dark brings
bliss, mystery and passion.
As the sun goes
down our spirits come alive.
But the dark can be
deceitful. The pitch of night
can shroud true intentions.
It can swallow the
truth of the world.
But we all know
behind darkness is light.
So keep your people close
and your joints packed tight.
I think that list hit
turned me into a poet.
Queen kush weaving
words in your ears.
The guy was going to kill her
Laura. Even I could see that.
I don t know. What
about your boy Breeze?
He was acting awful squirrelly.
He s a shitty ass
coked up fuckhead.
Squirrelly is normal for him.
Hey.
Hey, wake up.
- Hey.
- Where are we?
We just stopped
for a minute ok?
What s your name?
Lucy.
Okay, Lucy. I want you to
know you're safe with us, okay?
- I promise you.
- Okay.
Her name's Lucy. Come on.
Where are we?
We want to help you, okay?
We want to make sure
that the man that hurt you,
won t find you.
How do we do that?
We burn your clothes.
Everything.
Earrings too.
Any other piercings?
Mm mmm.
Did you hit yourself in the
head since we last spoke?
- No ma am.
- Because that's the only thing
that I can come up with that
explains what you just told me.
I tried to stop her.
You didn t stop her.
And that makes you responsible
for whatever happens to her.
Yes, ma am.
What does this guy Breeze
say about the whole thing?
Breeze don't know shit.
He wouldn t know shit if
it started coming
out of his asshole.
Well, then you better hope that
A.J. comes back with something.
In fact you just better
hope she comes back at all.
Rise and shine girlie.
Time to earn your keep.
Shit, girl.
Don t look at me like
that. I ain t no dirty old man.
Well, okay, I am.
But not that kind.
Girls brought you some clothes.
Get dressed. We got to do.
Here s Jimmy.
Don t talk much.
But he works hard and
he s good with the crops too.
God damnit girls stop
that shit. That ain t free.
And don t over feed them.
They ll eat till they 'splode.
Sorry Big Daddy.
Ehhh. It s alright.
I know you all met but now
for some proper introductions.
Lola, Laura, Lenore.
Lucy.
Fuck. Another first name
that begins with a fuckin L.
I'll tell you what. It s hotter
than a butt cheek sandwich.
I m up to my ass in chicken
shit. Fuck this. I'ma go fishin'
with my new fishin lure.
Don t worry about him. He's
the sweetest man you ever met.
Come on, I want to
show you something.
Don t worry about your chores
Lenore. I ll take care o--
Let her have her fun.
Man, that s a lot of land.
Mhmm.
That's wheat, corn and cannabis.
Excuse me?
That s why we were
in the city last night.
It s how we make our living.
Do you do more than
weed? Like, coke and shit?
No. We re not drug
dealers. We re farmers.
Hell, we re family.
What about your family?
Don t have much of a family.
Mother was a coke addict.
Don t know where she is.
Probably OD d somewhere. Dad
got killed when I was little.
And then I got
passed offto my uncle.
Who was not much
of a parental figure.
Wow. Sounds like you
had a shitty childhood.
I don t talk to
my momma no more.
The only way she knows how to
communicate is with her fists.
So, I went away.
And then I met this
guy. He loved me so much,
but he didn t love himself.
And the only way he d
feel better is if he hurt me.
Hard.
Family brought me here.
And the rest is history.
It s a good history.
Yeah, if people really love you,
they don t want to hurt you.
MARYJANE A lot of love is
coming in on the phones today.
Y'all truly a part
of the Kush family.
And a loving family
is God's greatest gift.
Followed closely
by the mean green.
Now family is whatever and
whoever you want it to be.
Some people are born
in to one. Others find one
They are your
home. Home is comfort.
Home is where your heart lives.
Home is where your stash is.
Whether it be
blood, weed, or sex
that ties you together,
love hard baby, love hard.
No. No-no-no. No, thanks.
Come on,
it ll help with the pain.
Mm mmm.
You do realize that that s the
best weed in the United States
of America that
you are turning down.
I ve never been
much of a smoker.
Whatever trips your trigger.
It's your right as a human
being. But I better not find you
putting some other kind
of shit down your veins.
No, no. I would never do that.
Good, cause I don t want my
girls getting hooked on nothing.
Hear that,
you re one of his girls.
And where in the hell
is Jimmy? I swear that boy
crawls into a cave every time
the sun gets ready to go down.
He s working on a new
plant. Some kind of hybrid.
Hybrid? Is he fucking it?
If it s lucky.
So why doesn t he
talk. What happened to him?
Nothing happened, he s a mule.
Mute!
Hey, what d I say?
Come on guys, why y all
got to put down such perfection.
Perfection? Jimmy?
Yeah, great body, works
hard, hung like a horse
Sounds like the
perfect man to me.
What the hell. Light me up.
Yeah!
All this flack makes me
want to resurrect the dank
versus drank debate.
You know what I mean?
You know what
alcohol abuse looks like.
Car pileups, bar
brawls, broken families.
You know what weed
abuse looks like?
An empty fridge
and a sahara mouth.
I love to sip, but I know
it can make you a real dick?
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You got no balls Dick.
Some other time.
Dick?
Les.
What are you doing here?
I m drinking.
Would you like one?
No, I came out of the
basement a long time ago.
Well,
maybe you could crawl
back in for old times sake.
What d you get on
the license plate?
Nothing.
Excuse me?
Nothing, nada, nothing.
Apparently it s a fake.
Great detective work agent.
Now why don t you just send an
untrained rookie out in
to the field without backup.
Oh wait, you already did that.
She can handle herself.
That s what her father said
and look what happened to him.
Look, you re on thin ice Mo.
Now you need a bust
and you need it soon.
Is that it?
Yeah.
You got nothing to do?
See you around Mo.
See you around Maggie.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Ohh! Ohh!
Mmm. Big Daddy!
I m trying to concentrate.
Keep it down in there. Mmmm.
Big Daddy.
Yes. Ride the stone pony baby.
Heheheheh. Whoa,
watch the tummy baby.
Ohhh. You little slut.
See anything you like?
We ain t all
that shy around here.
You feeling ok?
Mhmm.
Being on the farm
takes some getting used to.
But you'll
learn to love it here.
Just like I do.
Get some rest. We re going
to do something fun tomorrow.
Where are we going now?
Home. We re going home.
CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU?
Thank you darling.
Come on girl. Don t just
stand over their gawking.
We got plate right over here.
Yeah, come on.
Come join us.
How you feeling?
Sore. Like shit.
Golly! Look at that.
He did a number on you.
Look at that shiner.
Shyeaa. Damn asshole.
Yeah, well,
I hope you broke a heel
when you kicked him in the dick.
LIKE
ME TOO AT TIMES
You re getting high with
MaryJane on K-U-S-H-F-M.
And I ve got bad news for
all my cannabis crusaders.
We ve just been told that
federal agents have gotten
involved as we can tack on
another quote, unquote tainted
weed death. Come on you suit
wearing stiffs, we all know weed
doesn t kill. Which bodes I'll
for the battle of green love.
Hell, the only thing weed
ever killed was my inhibitions.
You re here on
K-U-S-H, Kush radio
where we imagine
a higher state of being.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG DO YOUR THANG
WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
SOME SAY
THEY WANT TO
TAKE MY GUNS AWAY
Fuck. Damn wind took it.
THEY WILL
FIND TO RUE THA DAY. YES, THEY WILL
Woo! That's my girl.
Was that the way?
- You ever held a gun before?
- No
First, never put
your finger on the trigger
until you are ready to shoot.
Okay. Like this?
Get ready for the recoil.
Down the sight.
Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
Sweet!
How's the new girl doing?
She got the gift Big Daddy.
It was just luck.
Well, I ll be glad to have you
on my side when the time comes.
when the time comes?
When someone tries to take
away what is rightfully mine.
My family has owned this
farm for five generations.
My Pappy died trying to save it.
If somebody wants
to take it from me,
they're going to have
a fight on their hands.
It s funny in my life
all the places I ve been to,
the people I ve met,
never felt like home.
But here, this is home.
Did you ever want to
do uh, more with you life?
What do you
mean something more?
I mean more than just
growing and selling weed.
That s--
I m studying agriculture and
botany. I m drafting a proposal
of the nation wide
legalization of marijuana.
There is more to my life
than just growing and selling.
I m sorry,
I didn t mean that bad.
I know you didn t.
It s okay.
I want some ice cream.
Do you want some ice cream?
Come on, let s go
get some ice cream.
K-U-S-H where we
put the oooh wee in weed.
Down the road,
behind the bushes.
- What were you doing th--?
- I found a catfish. I found a
catfish Laying
right on the bank.
I don t know how
Jumped right out of the water.
Those things are
the darnest things.
Yeah. You do any fishing lately?
Howdy Mayor.
Howdy Miss
Lenore, what a beautiful day.
Sure is. This is Lucy
she goin' be stayin' with us.
Well how do you Miss Lucy?
I m Mayor Dewey.
Welcome to Council Hill.
Thank you sir.
Ohhhh, enough of that sir
stuff. You just call me Dewey.
- Ladies.
- Thank you.
Mmm Mmmm.
You know those brothers of
yours are going to eat us right out of
business with this
stack of flapjacks special.
Yeah, Well you know maybe
it s that service with a smile
they keep coming back for.
Well Dewey, you just got
my vote for the next term.
Oh, you little stinker,
you are just too kind. Hahahaha
--Rabbits.
So are they all brothers?
Three out of seventeen.
Small town, big family.
Actually he owns most of
the buildings in this town.
In here all the time.
We keep saying he ought to
rename it the Mayors office.
Oh, now lenore. You
know I can t do that.
Poor Hank ll get himself
lost on the way to work. Ahaha.
Hey Lenore.
Hey Hank!
Uhh, what can
I uhh, get you today?
We d like a big ol'
scoop of your ice cream, Hank.
Oh, okay. Uhh,
chocolate or vanilla.
Why not one of
each? There's two of us.
Oh, hey.
So I'll uhh,
get you that ice cream now.
I think he likes you.
Yeah, he s sweet.
Not my type though.
So do they know
about Big Daddy s farm?
I mean, what s out there?
I never thought to ask.
It s Big Daddy s business.
And we should stay out of it.
- Hey, Lenore.
- Yeah?
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah, su--
Here s your ice cream girls.
Thanks, Hank.
Yup, Dig in.
Are you uhh, are you, are
you ready for this Saturday?
I wouldn t miss it.
How are the hogs
looking this year?
Plump and juicy.
Ha.
Hank,
my ice cream is melting.
Oh.
What s on Saturday?
Oh, every year Big Daddy
holds a party for the town.
Barbecue roast hog, the works.
What did you want
to talk to me about?
Oh, never mind.
I m gonna go wash up.
Sure. It's through there.
Okay.
- Hey, Mo, it s me.
- Eh?
Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Yeah, I-I know,
just shut up for a minute.
Just, Just listen
to me. Don t come yet.
Wha--ah, that s
terrific. That s terrific.
Okay, give me the address.
It-it doesn t make sense.
Th-this family isn t
who we thought they were.
Come on A.J! You're
a federal agent for Christ sake.
Just, just, give me more time.
Come on A.J.
No, ju--
Fine, I m in Council Hill.
Thatta girl.
It s a farm out in Council Hill.
Uh huh.
Ju-just be careful
because they are armed.
Excellent. Thank you sweetheart.
I got you asshole. I got you.
Partially melted.
Just the way I like it.
Hey, you wanna
help in the kitchen?
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's get cooking.
What s got you down darling?
Hey, wake up. Come on outside
I want to show you something.
But it s storming outside.
Yeah. A little
rain never hurt nobody.
Who did you call today?
- No one.
- The fuck you didn t.
Lucy, I heard you.
Who were you talking to?
I called my mom.
You told your
mama we were armed?
And that she should be careful?
Okay. I m a federal agent with
the the drug trafficking agency.
They know everything.
They ll be here
tomorrow with a warrant.
If you cooperate I ll
get you a reduced sentence.
I give you my word.
Your word?
You re a lying little cunt.
Ugh!
I'm sorry. It s my job.
- This is our home!
- Ugh!
You just added ten
years to your sentence asshole.
You re gonna take this from us?
Our farm.
Our lives.
Our family.
You break the law,
you pay the price.
TO WRITE THE PERFECT--
I m sorry, Big Daddy.
Not your fault darling.
She fooled us all.
And uh, I m real sorry about
what happened to you last night.
Every woman at this table been
abused in one way or another.
And one at a time
I just took 'em all in and
made them family.
And you can be a part
of that family if you d like.
Okay.
We re going to have to leave.
Maybe it s better if we stay?
I have to choose
between my farm and my family.
It s my family.
I know, but, I don't
think they'll get a warrant.
And why is that darling?
Wake up imbecile.
No direct evidence.
What are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, I m fucking kidding you.
This my fucking
kidding you face.
I got an agent on site.
You got no samples.
No photographs. No confession.
You get me evidence.
I ll get you a warrant.
And you were a bum fuck too!
Christ.
Oh.
Sheriff's
office. May I help you?
Uh, yes he is.
May I ask who s it calling?
Ah.
It s for you.
It s an asian dick.
Sheriff Trailer speaking.
How may I be of service.
Let me stop you right there sir
and tell you I cannot conduct
a search and seizure without
probable cause or a warrant.
But the best I can do is,
knock on his door and
ask me to show me around.
Alright. I ll see what I can do.
MARYJANE It might be
getting a little too hot
for some of you folks out there.
So just keep chilling
here with your gal MaryJane.
Where its 420 all day long.
Sheriff.
So you got the lucky
fellow picked out for the roast?
Nope. Not yet.
But you know there s always one
waiting on the slaughter. Haha.
I m obliged to tell you.
The reason I came out here was
to ask you about the young lady
that s been staying with you.
Lucy.
Ohh. Fine young lady.
Nice woman. Took off
for parts unknown yesterday.
- Did she now?
- Yep. Gave her a few bucks.
She hopped on a bus.
She wasn t meant for the farm.
City girl.
Any idea where she s headed?
Well, she was talking
about going out west.
Maybe someday hollywood.
Wouldn't that be something?
Yeah, it would.
Aw heck fire.
I best be heading back.
Ah. Thank you for your
time sir. See you on Saturday.
I'm looking
forward to it sheriff.
Feel like a frog
in a pot of water
with a cattle prod up my ass.
She wasn t there?
Well, hell no she wouldn t get
on a bus. She s a federal agent.
Because I m a federal agent.
What the hell do you mean proof?
What the hell you think
I am a mailman. Hello? Sheriff?
Dickhead!
Your ass is grass now.
If the DEA
comes sniffing around.
We got to be ready to move.
Girls you put
everything you need in one bag.
If you can t put it in
one bag, you don t need it.
Jimmy, you get the van in
the barn and start loading up
everything that s ready or
almost, and you pack the best
seeds. Haha. It s harvest time.
What about the roast?
We keep planning just
like it s gonna happen.
If we have to
run, we have to run.
Where?
Well, a couple years ago, I
bought a piece of property
just in case. Down in Indiana.
We ll replant. Start over.
You think of
everything Big Daddy.
Semper fi mothafucker!
The hell is everybody?
Down at the creek,
getting their dinner.
MARYJANE
K-U-S-H Kush Radio.
Where we put
the joy in joint. Woo!
You know I read somewhere
that the best thing thing
to use for bait when
you're fishing is a marshmallow.
Why s that?
I don t know, but I tried to put
the marshmallow on the end of
the hook and the darn thing
just keeps
floating in the water.
What kind of fish
eatin' marshmallow?
I don t know, I think
it has something to do
with some of the chemicals in
the marshmallow and what not.
And then you got me that new
rod I wanted to try that out.
I got my hands all gummed
up with the marshmallow.
I don t know if I am supposed
to burn 'em a little bit.
Special federal
agent Maurice Dick.
Nice to meet you Agent Dick.
How can we help you today.
Well, you could start by getting
your finger out of your ass and
get up there to Big
Daddy s farm and check it out.
On what grounds sir?
Well, let s see,
there's Narcotics possession.
There s uh, narcotics possession
with intent to distribute.
There s
kidnapping a federal agent.
Now, you, uhh.
You take your choice.
You ain t gonna get too far
without evidence to support
the charges.
Well put, deputy.
Listen to me you
inbred backwoods hicks.
Hey, you hold on
a minute here sir.
I don t know what the hell
kind of badge that you carry,
but you better respect
the laws of Council Hill.
See I m the mayor here.
And I want you to quit
harassing all of its citizens.
Do you understand?
Mr. Mayor.
Special agent
Audrey Jean Wheeling
is being held
hostage at Big Daddy s farm.
That is unless of
course she s already dead.
But we won t know that will we,
unless we go up
there and find out.
I met that young girl.
Said her name was Lucy.
Hahaha ha ha. She s no agent.
That's because she is
undercover you dumb hick!
Look. No cause, no warrant.
Now, why don t you just get the
hell out of my town before I do
something that I m gonna regret.
Now.
Go on!
Excuse me.
The nerve of these fed boys.
I don t want to choose.
It s your turn honey.
They all look so happy though.
Happy as pigs in shit, right?
Lola, stop stalling. You are
the angel of death this year.
I know that car. He was
on the street with Lucy.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Hey folks. How ya doin?
Don't nobody say
nothin. Don t nobody move.
DTA. Agent Dick.
I was just thinking.
That guy looks like a dick.
Funny. Where s she at?
- Who?
- Lucy.
- Gone
- Gone? Where?
I don t know. She didn t say.
You re a liar.
Hand to God, she didn t tell me.
- Fuck you.
- Well, back at ya hoss.
I m gonna
take you down Big Daddy.
You couldn t take down a sick
pussycat with three broken legs.
I want you to get
the fuck off my property.
And a nice property it is too.
Too bad you re gonna lose it.
You think I don t know
who you are? What you do?
You re those assholes that bust
dispensaries in California take
their stock and
patient records everything.
Medical offices operating
legally under the fucking law.
Well that s the
state law. I m the federal law.
And I always win.
Well, you take your Federal
ass and that piece of shit you
rode in on and get
the fuck off my property!
You going down daddy-o.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
That piece of shit shows up
again I want you to put a hole
right in the center of his face.
Fuck, he s pissed.
Like he always say better
to be pissed off than pissed on.
I MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST
IT WAS DOWN IN THE HOLLOW
THE RIVER WAS ROLLING FAST
THE
TIMBERWOLVES WERE HOWLING
HIS HAND FELT SO COLD
I MADE A DEAL WITH
THE DEVIL FOR MY SOUL
Remember that day pappy?
Blue sky, hot sun, nice breeze.
You were teaching me to be a
real man like you always did.
You were hard on me,
but with good reason.
You made me the man I am now.
I knew when I saw that car,
it wasn t going
to be anything good.
I was just too young to
understand the man was putting
his thumb on you. Pushing hard
because they wanted your land.
I-uh,
I need your guidance pappy.
Feds are coming and
fixing to hurt the family.
I ll never forget the
day the man got to you.
ANOTHER LOST SOUL TONIGHT
PRAYING FOR REDEMPTION
ON HER KNEES
BECAUSE SHE'S
WONDERING HOW
SHE LET IT GET THIS BAD
SOMETIMES SHE
CRIES WHEN SHE'S ALONE
ARE YOU THERE
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING
WILL SHE MAKE I THROUGH THE NIGHT ALONE
No pappy!!!
Hey, whoa.
Hey, relax, relax.
You re-you're ok. It s just--
a dream. Relax.
GUITAR STRUMMING
And I don t want you to
feel like you are being held
captive here, or nothin'.
I mean the girls take the
bikes into town all the time.
Go shopping, having fun.
I never really learned
how to ride a bike.
Well shit, we
can take care of that too.
Hell yeah.
Hold it steady, hold it steady!
Hold it steady, oh!
Jesus Christ, you alright?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay. Let's get this back up.
--try all over again.
-Okay, okay.
Hey.
Yeah! Yeah, you got it!
You got it!
PRETTY GUITAR PLAYING
UNDER A SYMPHONY
'Atta girl!
GUITAR SLOWLY FADES
Where the hell did you get that?
I found it.
Where?
Falling off the roof
of Big Daddy s van.
Ohhhhh. I see.
ROCK AND ROLL COUNTRY
MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY
Well.
Well, what son?
I m not your fucking
son. And I want my fucking
warrant!
One. You use that
kind of language
in front of me again I m gonna
lock you up for indecency.
Two the road is public property
any substance discovered there
does not justify any search and
seizure on a private residence.
and three. I don t care if
you re Bob Marley himself buck
naked lighting right up
in front of yourself.
See, It s Saturday. And
my office doesn t open up until
Monday. 9 am.
Now if you don t
mind, is there anything else
I can do for you, Agent Dick?
GUITAR COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS
You ridge running
hillbilly briar hoppers.
This whole
fucking town is going to burn.
That boys gonna
get a heart attack.
Better watch
that blood pressure.
WOOO!
80'S LIKE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
PLAYFUL 80'S
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
80'S MUSIC
BECOMES MORE ELECTRIC
Hold the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hold the fuck up.
Hey what s up Agent Dick.
Fuck, it's you.
Let me use your phone, will ya?
Sure man.
You on a break
or something?
You want to have some
Courvoisier.
- How do you....
- You just slide the bar, man.
Keep the change.
What the fuck am
I gonna do with this shit?
Yeah, yeah, this is
officer Maurice Dick.
There s been an office involved
shooting. Yeah, yeah. I ll wait.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
I got an
errand to run girls.
Keep your eye
on things while I m gone.
You want me to
roll you one Big Daddy?
That would
real nice Lenore.
Remember, pack it tight.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
My gram used to tell
me that bruised apples made the
best pies. For all of those
feeling beaten today, persevere
my lovelies.
Falling off the tree
is just part of the journey.
One that guides us to love and
destiny.
So when you find that
bruised apple, bake that shit
into a pie.
And if the law sees
ya, smile wide and take a bite
out of crime.
I--I was just a snot
nose little kid.
Never been anywhere.
Except the farm and town.
Heard about the city. My mother
God rest her soul loved the
city.
She--
went up there one weekend to
visit a friend wasn t the best
neighborhood, not
worst and she saw this man;
not a man, a pimp.
A waste of human flesh
and blood and bone
beating on a woman.
Well she
jumped in to try to help,
she wasn t more than a buck ten
fully clothed and sopping wet,
but, she tried to help.
Cops showed up, arrested all
three of them, thought she was a
whore like all the rest.
Why bother with hospital.
Just threw them all in jail.
She spent the night in a cell.
In the morning,
the pimp made bail.
And both women were dead.
Pappy wasn t much
for church, neither am I and you
know that. He did want a
proper service. He told me that.
He said a proper
service for a proper woman.
And it s the first time
I walked into this room.
To see my mother,
in a box,
with her face beat in.
I ve always tried
to do right by her.
And I ve been bad.
I ve sinned in ways that I know
that I m gonna have to pay for.
and, and I--
You break the law...
you pay the price.
Consider this an I owe you!
Feed her to the pigs.
I always tried
to do right by my family.
Cause that s the
man I aim to be.
LOW OPERATIC VOICE SINGS
PLAYFUL UPBEAT MUSIC
MUSIC CONTINUES
Smells fresh.
Where d you get it?
The man himself.
Wesley Potter?
Mmmm hmmmm.
AKA Big Daddy-o.
Gave this to you?
It fell off his van.
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had it sitting on
top of his van you know, I guess
he forgot all about it. He
pulled out and it dropped right
off.
That is the stupidest
fucking thing I ve ever heard.
Do you expect me
to believe that shit?
I don t care if believe it or
not you hard ass bitch.
I mean that s truth ok? Now you
can cuss me out, or we can go
get this son of a bitch. Huh?
Come on, huh?
Come on Maggie, come on.
Let s stuff this pig.
You and me.
'Atta girl.
I don t know
about my fellow peace
pipers but I m
starting to sweat.
Phones have been off the hook
all day regarding the recent
rash of tainted weed deaths.
Which has now reached seven.
Something dirty s going on here
and it s not between the sheets.
We need answers. Or the reefer
revolution as we know it could
come to a grinding halt. You are
listening to K-U-S-H radio, KUSH
radio, hoping all my fans are
flying high on this beautiful
day.
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
UNDER SOME SAWING SOUNDS
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
LEAD SINGER; Why don t we get the
man hour up here to say a few words.
Where you at
Big Daddy-o
Looks like a party.
Smells like a party.
You are the best
friends and neighbors that a guy
could ask for. And like I always
tell everybody, there ain t no
finer people in the world than
right here in Council Hill.
And this is for y all.
Yah! Whooo!
Hit it.
LIGHT DRUM MUSIC
BEGINS TO PLAY
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
You sure throw one
heck of a shin-dig, sir.
Thank you, Dewey.
This time it means a lot to me.
And my family.
Pig, nah?
Listen...
Should've brought
more fire power.
This is a search and seizure. I
don t want anyone getting hurt.
To friends.
To family.
Get back to
the house now!!!
SUPER FAST INTENSE
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
Welcome to hell assholes!!
You can run but you
can t hide Daddy-o!
You better have a
good reason for being here.
Got a little present
for you, right here.
Let me see this.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
If one word of this ain't
legitimate, I'm coming after
you, Agent Dick.
Ah, but not before 9
am Monday morning
right mr. Mayor??
Fuck you.
Aw, you gonna
kiss me first.
Alright boys.
Get the cars up to the front of
the house.
Get those lights on.
Congratulations. You
just created a standoff asshole.
ROCK MUSIC BUILDING SLOWLY
A WALK UP THA MOUNTAINS A HUNDRED MILES
WHERE THERE'S A
PLACE THEY CALL GLORY LAND
I GOT MY HEAD
HELD HIGH
NA NA NA
HERE'S A STRUGGLE
TO MAKE ENDS MEET
NA, NA, NA
RISE A TO--
MUSIC FADES OUT AND DISTORTS
Drop you weapons
and come out of the house.
INTENSE STANDOFF MUSIC PLAYS
Give me the gun.
Give it to me.
Damnit should have
left the guns in the barn too.
We wouldn t have
made it to the barn.
Yeah that fucking agent
would have shot us down.
STANDOFF MUSIC CONTINUES
H-How we gonna get out there?
Good night cupcake.
Lola down.
Noooooooo!
Do you know
anything about proper procedure?
Proper procedure?
They are shooting at us.
I'm gonna kill that
motherfucking cunt!
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
OVER THE GUNSHOTS
I am tired of covering
up your shit, Dick!
Consider yourself retired!
A-again?
Cease fire.
Cease fire!
ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
Cease fire! Cease fire!
Lola, Lola.
Oh, I do--
Look at me. Look at me.
Lola. I'm here.
Drop your weapons and
come out of the house.
Deep breaths. Deep
breaths. Take a deep breath.
Here. You take this--
Come out with your hands
up and you will not be harmed.
Lenore! It's me. It's Hank.
Hank, what are
you doing here?
Are you crazy?
You re gonna
get yourself killed.
No, wait! We can
use him as a hostage!
ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC INTENSIFIES
Come on!
Take this, Dick!
Get down, get down!
Drop your weapons!
How are we
going to do this?
Here. Take him.
Take him!!
Alright go.
We ll back you up.
We have a hostage.
We re just gonna drive away so
no one else gets hurt.
Ah, he s one of them.
- He s a member of the gang!!!
- Move!
Shoot him! He's one of the gang!
- Sir?
- Move it, move, move!
Lola!!!
Fuck!
Dick. That asshole.
COUNTRY LIKE MUSIC PLAYS
I can prepare to breach.
I can flank right.
I can t afford to
lose another man.
LIGHT STRING MUSIC PLAYS
ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC SLOWLY FADES IN
You re under arrest.
You can t kill me!
I m the law!!!!
Fuck the law. Pig.
You have 60 seconds.
I m so sorry
Big Daddy. I m so sorry.
It s ok sweetie.
Nothing to be sorry about.
Everything s
gonna work out fine.
Jimmy. Pack as many seeds and
weed in a bag as you can.
And--
remember, pack it tight.
You have 30 seconds left.
GRUNGE LIKE MUSIC CONTINUES
God, I'm gonna
catch hell for this.
Follow the map to the
ranch in Indiana.
I own it legit.
Put your name on the
deed and make me proud.
I love you Big Daddy.
Let s get this shit over with.
Your 60 seconds are up.
On my count.
That's some good shit.
Woah, wait.
Come out with your hands
up and we will not harm you!
Stop! Stop!!
Fuck me.
LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC STRUMS
UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC
Well that's a shitty
ass way for it all to end.
Fuckin' Dick got
it too though.
So bales weigh
the same. Fucking prick.
Guess I ll be getting to spend
more time pa and all my kinfolks
that went before.
Sure they're all
smiling down now knowing that I
went out the only way could;
packing it tight, firing it up
and smoking it deep.
Ok, this should
be the county line.
That s east of course.
We ll go east.
We ll stop at the next town
and no one will know us.
Is that okay?
Ok.
You can talk?
I thought you were a mute?
No.
Why didn t you
ever say anything?
Wow. Ain t life
just full of surprises.
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
WHOO!
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
ROCK MUSIC STARTS
ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
I ve got a
tragic update for all of
my dank dudes and skunkettes.
My heart is sick.
Over 13 are confirmed dead.
Among some of them the greatest
growers of our time.
Their souls were stardust.
And their sticky
was straight icky.
We shall never
smoke the likes of it again.
The finest in
all my kingdom,
hand delivered by the green
goddesses themselves.
Never thought this
would be the last batch.
Wherever you are,
whatever the brand, join me in
a 100 blunt salute to those
who lost their lives in the
senseless violence.
I DON'T LIKE TO
TIME MY LIVING
I THINK EVERYONE IS TRIPPIN
GOTTA ROLL MY JEANS IF
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I SHOW SOME BABY THA YOU NEVER HAVE SEEN
COME ON
YEAH COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
THERE WAS A SAD ON A PLANET
SENT THE WHOLE
WORLD INTO A PANIC
THEY MOVED THEIR FEE WHEN I HEARD THE BEAT
AIN'T THE DEVIL BU IT SOUNDS SO SWEET
COME ON
YEAH, COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
HEY COME ON
COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
JAZZY INSTRUMENTS
JAZZY INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE
MUSIC SLOWS AND
SOUNDS OLD TIMEY
I BET THE OLD
MAN LOST TRANSMISSION
I THREW AWAY
MY TALE OF VISION
DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH
ALL THAT ROCK AND ROLL
IF IT AIN'T ROCK AND ROLL I
DON'T WANNA BE ALIVE
YEAH COME ON, YEAH COME ON!
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
YEAH
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT'FORE IT'S GONE
So it begins,
we're simple folks. Hell
this farm has been in my family
since the war
between the states.
We ve raised hogs, chickens and
grown our fair share of corn,
wheat, beans, but the most
important thing we ve raised is
our families.
Then came the damn
corporate farmers trading family
for dollars. The small farmer
started to feel the pinch.
those that didn t go
belly up ended up bending over
selling out to these assholes.
When my pa died I made a promise
to myself. Ain t nobody gonna
take our family farm away. Haha.
I really didn t plan
on growing marijuana.
I tell ya this shit is good.
Pappy always said it s not about
where you end up, it s about the
ride. So strap yourself
in, fire up a big fat one,
and remember, pack it tight.
Haha Haha Haha.
DID YOU SEE ANY ACTION,
DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS?
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME AFFECTION,
BEFORE I LEAVE AGAIN?
SAVE MY LIFE I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME.
WOMAN WITH A SWEET LOVIN'
BETTER THAN A WHITE LINE.
BRING A GOOD FEELIN'
AIN'T HAD IN SUCH A LONG TIME
SAVE MY LIFE, I'M GOING
DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Sound the horns. Our champion
has returned victorious.
I appreciate you making time
to meet. And the headlines,
The Superpot Suicides!
We just
resurrected reefer madness.
Say goodbye to legalization you
patchouli soaked
tree hugging fucks.
The Senator couldn t be
more thrilled with your success.
seems your recent
intel will be fundamental
to his next power play.
Where's the money?
Straight to the point, huh?
Inside you'll fine
everything you need.
Cash, coordinates,
keys, identification
in case the shit hits the fan.
Give them hell! Ahahaha.
What the fuck?
What was she on?
Was it just the
weed or something else?
- You alright?
- What are you doing?
Come on Christine.
I can smell it all over you.
And your boyfriends there.
Now I don t have to charge you.
Just tell me
where you got the shit.
Ahhha!
How did this happen?
We were all just hanging
out at Josh's place waiting for Keith
Waiting new shit
from a guy. Some new guy.
And then we got a call from him
and he said he was running late.
And he sounded
just fucking paranoid.
So, I'm walking down the
street in the middle of the night
and all of a sudden
I see this crazy cat lady.
I m talking like
homeless cat lady.
You know, twelve
cats somewhere, you kn--
Wait so she had cats with her?
Said that he got some
shit that was gonna fuck us up.
Something that was just
gonna get us so fucking wrecked.
You could just fucking
smell the cat piss on her.
So we lock eyes. She comes
running over to me and she just
and she just pushes
something into my hands.
I don't know what it is
and then she runs away.
So I look at it. And it s like
some crumpled up 1980's
motorcycle magazine. You
know like hot rods hot babes.
Some shit like that. And I
open it up and the centerfold
falls out, right,
and I swear to God.
It's the same fucking cat lady.
Same person.
- Can somebody answer the fu--
- You could totally tell there's
like bone structure.
It's the same thin--
Keith, we're in here!
- Yes, fina--
- What's going on guys?
Hey, what's up Keith?
About time.
Holy fuck, do I have a
fucking treat for you tonight.
Check it out.
I got this shit from
this guy named Breezy.
This shit is the top
of the line man.
You buy your shit
from a guy named Breezy?
Fuck yes.
Oink, oink. Let's get it going.
Let's make this
bitch squeal. Ahahahaha
Since I bought
the shit, I nominate
our lovely hostess
to take the first hit.
Romantic.
OH, ALL LOVERS ON THE LINE
That s when
everything just went crazy.
Oh, I see. Ladies first, huh?
- Love this shit.
- So, wait.
- You're gonna love this shit!
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Just take it easy.
- No.
- Just give it a moment.
- No!
- Trust me.
- No, I've tripped before.
Just ride it out.
No, fuck you!
I just told you I don't feel good.
Just try and breath, okay?
This shit is pure and farm
grown. Just give it a moment.
Why don't you try and lay
back? Stop. Just Lay down, okay?
Oh no, it s hot in here.
And my heart's pounding.
And my heart's, and my heart's
pounding, and my
heart's pounding.
Becca, take it easy.
It's hot but you--
Oh, no. I feel it.
Something is crawling in me.
Nothing is inside of
you. You re fine. Just Relax.
I feel it.
I see it. It's right there.
I feel it crawling through me.
Chill out!
- No! Nonononono! No, nonononono!
- No becca, don't!
No, no. Becca stop. No,
no. You re hurting yourself.
Ahhhh! Ahhh!
Oh fuck! Oww!
Becca, Stop it!
Becca!
Stop!
Ahhhhh!
This has got
to be the same stuff.
Because the symptoms
are all the same and the victims
are all within
a ten mile radius.
Just a second. yeah?
I think I have
some info for you.
Let me take the
lead on the case.
Wooo!
Woo! Woo!
- Fuck yeah!
- Woo! Woo!
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
Hey Mother fucker jump. What
are you doing you fucking pussy.
How ya doing boys?
I knocked but I
guess you didn t hear me
Oooooh, look
what ya got cookin'
What, no work tonight
boys? Huh? No pizzas to deliver?
Hahaha.
Playing games, huh?
Yeah, you got the night off.
You're a bunch of fucking bums!
Hey, You like games?
I got this new game. Y-you stop
me if you ve heard it, okay?
Eeny, meeny,
miney,
mo
Alright, man.
Thanks brother.
Miney mo.
What can I do
for you today agent Dick?
Well, I thought we
had this deal Breeze?
See you were supposed to
give up who was ever supplying
you with the drugs and
I let you live out here.
Free. In the world!
And then I get
this call last night.
seems this girl
got some bad drugs.
She starts
stabbing herself
then she runs into the
street. Starts playing
chicken with cars and you know,
ends up dead.
They said you were the
ones that sold them the drugs.
You know, I ain t been
holding out on you Agent Dickie.
I just didn't
have any information.
Where d you get em'?
Yo man these girls.
They just roll up into town.
They just appear out of nowhere?
They g-girl scouts or something?
Girl scouts. Nah man.
They ain't girl scouts.
They're three fine ass bitches.
Drive around in this fucked up
looking van.
They got boxes of this shit man.
Boxes
Where do you meet them at?
They call me up. I meet
them at that titty bar Kittens.
You know?
Kittens.
What s her number?
Man, it s a different
fucking number every time.
Is that all you got for me boss?
Yo, Dickie come on baby.
You know if I had anything
else I d tell you. I swear.
Ahh!
They got a farm, alright? It s
somewhere down south. Fuck.
What kind of farm?
They grow it themselves?
No, dude. They have
some big fucking dude
who grows it for them.
What s his name?
I don t know his fucking name?
Oww! Fuck! I think you broke
my fucking nose. You asshole!
- Ahh haha!
- Almost there.
Daddy. It's big daddy.
Ahhoww! Fuck!
You got some balls
after all Breezey.
Fuck you!
I ve got the latest update
for all my love tokers out there.
Last nights death makes number
5 in string that the police are
trying to tie back to some sort
of super strain of marijuana?
But don t let that get
you all hot and bothered.
Well maybe just
a little. Ahahaha.
We all know it s just another
ruse to try to ruin our chances
at legalization. You re getting
high with MaryJane and I'm as
potent as they come baby.
Keep tuned in to
K-U-S-H, Kush Radio.
Baking your afternoon with
another set of grooving tunes.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
That s some
fucking dried ass shit.
Hey Laura.
Lauraaaa!
What are you
crying about out here?
Either this shit
is too old or I am.
Would you pack me a
fresh one darling please?
- And remember pack it tight.
- Pack it tight. I know.
Haha. Ah.
I SMELL THE
STENCH OF VULTURES--
--my god!
How can you
read with all that racket.
Hmm?
RIP OFF YOUR FACE
AND PUT A NEW ONE ON
Mmmmm. Ye-eah. Now
that s the good stuff.
Well don t get too relaxed now.
We might wanna let that
horse out of the barn later.
What Horse you talking
about woman. We re a hog farm.
Oh shit! Oh yeah. What
are you waiting for baby?
Set that stallion free.
Ooooh! Ahhh!
Damn what a gorgeous day it is.
I want nothing more than to
be sitting poolside with all my
bong buddies out there.
Who wants to rub
some sunscreen on me?
Just make sure it
gets e-ver-y-where.
You re listening to
MaryJane on K-U-S-H FM.
Where we always
say yes to drugs.
Ahahaha.
Alright. Remember, take
out the battery and the card
before you ditch the phones.
Write down all the pieces
and then toss them
in different parts of town.
We know how this works big d.
It ain t our first rodeo.
I don t want no mistakes Lola.
I couldn't bear to see something
bad happen to my girls.
Aww. Thanks Big Daddy.
Yeah. Mhmm.
You got all the
numbers and all the players.
They re all
regulars baby. Easy as pie.
Well you can mess up
pie if you fuck with it.
Well then we just
won t fuck with it will we.
Come on. Chop chop. Let's go!
Hold your water girl.
Come on Jimmy.
Let's go feed those pigs.
Uh, uh. No way.
I'm ready for this.
Hey, what, did I
stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-studder, ah?
You re such an asshole.
And?
I ll go over your head.
I ll talk with Director Les.
she already said
that you are slow, old,
and cranky piece of shit.
So?
Oh, right.
Cause uncle Mo has to
come in and save the day
like he always does.
That s right. That s what I do.
I get the bad guy.
You understand that?
And you watch.
And you observe.
You got it?
Oh, well looks who s slumming.
You better
have something for me.
Save me a trip upstairs.
So they grow it themselves
and then drive in to town
once a month to make the sale.
That s what my source tells me.
Who s your source?
Ahhh, he s this kid
named Lawrence Taylor.
They call him Breeze.
He s nothing more tha--
Dipshit scumbag dealer.
Yeah, pretty much.
Then he s unreliable.
Well, ha, I can
sweat it out of him.
I can t afford
another civil rights suit
with your name on it.
Well you got five dead kids
on the street and a new drug.
So, you got any suggestions?
I want to go deep cover.
I can infiltrate the family
and help take them all down.
I want this case.
One step at a time kid.
You can observe. That s it.
Follow this guy Breeze.
Wait for the buy
then bust the farm girls.
We ll get them to
give up Big Daddy.
Excellent.
I know all you cheefers
were sparkin' it up to that one.
That was DC and the Moonshine
Delight and their newest joint,
Green Perfection.
Now I got a confession
to make to all my sexies.
MJ, queen of kush here
was checking out her royal
treasury and noticed it was a
little less green today.
I was getting worried for
a minute until I got a call
from three lovely goddesses who
are on their way to shower us
all with nature s gifts.
Mmmm hmmm.
Hey Breezey!! what s up??
Same shit different day.
It s been a while.
- Yeah, how you doing?
- I m fine and dandy
like wine and candy
Get out if you want to talk.
- Sheesh! What
got up your cooter?
Out!
Oh, and there's
my friend Breezey.
Just being the scum
that he is. Hahaha.
Some of your new
best friends Breeze?
What s up?
What's the matter Breeze?
- Someone put a hit on y--?
- Nah just ain't got no money to
get no shit that s all.
You got to cough
up the money buddy.
Yea, we don t work
on credit my friend.
Yeah, I know that, just saying
I ain t got no money this time.
That s all.
Awww Breezey baby.
I know what you need.
- Hey, not tonight Lola.
- Yes, tonight.
- Come on.
- We got drops to make.
And we will still make 'em.
Come on, come with us.
- Come on. I need this.
- Come on.
Our man Breeze needs this.
And Lenore I know you are down.
I m downtown
fucking Georgia brown.
- That s what I am.
- Come on let s have some fun.
You know I gotta
go home. Fuck that shit.
No, no-no-no-no.
Come on. Please.
First one s on me.
You re coming.
Hell yeah! Woo!
Come on, Laura!
Someone s got to
stay with the van.
Come on Laura,
we want you with us.
Go ahead,
have fun. I ll be alright.
Come on.
Oh, look at that little hottie.
I hope you get
laid my friend because
I m not through with you yet.
OH-OH-OH-AH-EE-EE-EE
AHH-AH-AH-AHHH
OH-AH-AHHH
OH. OH. OH. OH. OH.
You fucking kidding
me you dumb drunk bitch.
Fucking, I should drop you at
your fucking mother s house.
You fucking kidding me?
You're fucking killing me bitch.
I will fucking kill y--
- No! Stop! Let g--
- Get over here!
Fuck You! Ahh!
- No! Ahh! Ahh! Get aw--
- You stupid bitch. Get over he--
- Get over here. I ll cut you up.
- No! No! Get off m--
- I'll cut you up!
- No! Help! Leave me alone.
Another fucking
great night in paradise.
I should have been a chef.
I should have
been a fucking drunk.
That's about the
only thing I'm good at.
Fucking trains.
Are you shitting me?
You dumb fucking dildo.
Hey! What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
I m making this case for us.
You are not doing anything
but getting in that fucking car.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Come on, hit me.
I m not going to hit you.
Hit me. Make it count
You're a woman.
I m not going to hit you.
Leave me alone shit bag. Ahh!
Fuck!
- Ugh!
- Hey! Get the fuck off her!
Leave her alone!
Laura! Come on!
Hey, Come on. Hurry up.
Go go go!
Hello to all my children
of the night. Hahahahaha.
For most of us the dark brings
bliss, mystery and passion.
As the sun goes
down our spirits come alive.
But the dark can be
deceitful. The pitch of night
can shroud true intentions.
It can swallow the
truth of the world.
But we all know
behind darkness is light.
So keep your people close
and your joints packed tight.
I think that list hit
turned me into a poet.
Queen kush weaving
words in your ears.
The guy was going to kill her
Laura. Even I could see that.
I don t know. What
about your boy Breeze?
He was acting awful squirrelly.
He s a shitty ass
coked up fuckhead.
Squirrelly is normal for him.
Hey.
Hey, wake up.
- Hey.
- Where are we?
We just stopped
for a minute ok?
What s your name?
Lucy.
Okay, Lucy. I want you to
know you're safe with us, okay?
- I promise you.
- Okay.
Her name's Lucy. Come on.
Where are we?
We want to help you, okay?
We want to make sure
that the man that hurt you,
won t find you.
How do we do that?
We burn your clothes.
Everything.
Earrings too.
Any other piercings?
Mm mmm.
Did you hit yourself in the
head since we last spoke?
- No ma am.
- Because that's the only thing
that I can come up with that
explains what you just told me.
I tried to stop her.
You didn t stop her.
And that makes you responsible
for whatever happens to her.
Yes, ma am.
What does this guy Breeze
say about the whole thing?
Breeze don't know shit.
He wouldn t know shit if
it started coming
out of his asshole.
Well, then you better hope that
A.J. comes back with something.
In fact you just better
hope she comes back at all.
Rise and shine girlie.
Time to earn your keep.
Shit, girl.
Don t look at me like
that. I ain t no dirty old man.
Well, okay, I am.
But not that kind.
Girls brought you some clothes.
Get dressed. We got to do.
Here s Jimmy.
Don t talk much.
But he works hard and
he s good with the crops too.
God damnit girls stop
that shit. That ain t free.
And don t over feed them.
They ll eat till they 'splode.
Sorry Big Daddy.
Ehhh. It s alright.
I know you all met but now
for some proper introductions.
Lola, Laura, Lenore.
Lucy.
Fuck. Another first name
that begins with a fuckin L.
I'll tell you what. It s hotter
than a butt cheek sandwich.
I m up to my ass in chicken
shit. Fuck this. I'ma go fishin'
with my new fishin lure.
Don t worry about him. He's
the sweetest man you ever met.
Come on, I want to
show you something.
Don t worry about your chores
Lenore. I ll take care o--
Let her have her fun.
Man, that s a lot of land.
Mhmm.
That's wheat, corn and cannabis.
Excuse me?
That s why we were
in the city last night.
It s how we make our living.
Do you do more than
weed? Like, coke and shit?
No. We re not drug
dealers. We re farmers.
Hell, we re family.
What about your family?
Don t have much of a family.
Mother was a coke addict.
Don t know where she is.
Probably OD d somewhere. Dad
got killed when I was little.
And then I got
passed offto my uncle.
Who was not much
of a parental figure.
Wow. Sounds like you
had a shitty childhood.
I don t talk to
my momma no more.
The only way she knows how to
communicate is with her fists.
So, I went away.
And then I met this
guy. He loved me so much,
but he didn t love himself.
And the only way he d
feel better is if he hurt me.
Hard.
Family brought me here.
And the rest is history.
It s a good history.
Yeah, if people really love you,
they don t want to hurt you.
MARYJANE A lot of love is
coming in on the phones today.
Y'all truly a part
of the Kush family.
And a loving family
is God's greatest gift.
Followed closely
by the mean green.
Now family is whatever and
whoever you want it to be.
Some people are born
in to one. Others find one
They are your
home. Home is comfort.
Home is where your heart lives.
Home is where your stash is.
Whether it be
blood, weed, or sex
that ties you together,
love hard baby, love hard.
No. No-no-no. No, thanks.
Come on,
it ll help with the pain.
Mm mmm.
You do realize that that s the
best weed in the United States
of America that
you are turning down.
I ve never been
much of a smoker.
Whatever trips your trigger.
It's your right as a human
being. But I better not find you
putting some other kind
of shit down your veins.
No, no. I would never do that.
Good, cause I don t want my
girls getting hooked on nothing.
Hear that,
you re one of his girls.
And where in the hell
is Jimmy? I swear that boy
crawls into a cave every time
the sun gets ready to go down.
He s working on a new
plant. Some kind of hybrid.
Hybrid? Is he fucking it?
If it s lucky.
So why doesn t he
talk. What happened to him?
Nothing happened, he s a mule.
Mute!
Hey, what d I say?
Come on guys, why y all
got to put down such perfection.
Perfection? Jimmy?
Yeah, great body, works
hard, hung like a horse
Sounds like the
perfect man to me.
What the hell. Light me up.
Yeah!
All this flack makes me
want to resurrect the dank
versus drank debate.
You know what I mean?
You know what
alcohol abuse looks like.
Car pileups, bar
brawls, broken families.
You know what weed
abuse looks like?
An empty fridge
and a sahara mouth.
I love to sip, but I know
it can make you a real dick?
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You got no balls Dick.
Some other time.
Dick?
Les.
What are you doing here?
I m drinking.
Would you like one?
No, I came out of the
basement a long time ago.
Well,
maybe you could crawl
back in for old times sake.
What d you get on
the license plate?
Nothing.
Excuse me?
Nothing, nada, nothing.
Apparently it s a fake.
Great detective work agent.
Now why don t you just send an
untrained rookie out in
to the field without backup.
Oh wait, you already did that.
She can handle herself.
That s what her father said
and look what happened to him.
Look, you re on thin ice Mo.
Now you need a bust
and you need it soon.
Is that it?
Yeah.
You got nothing to do?
See you around Mo.
See you around Maggie.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Ohh! Ohh!
Mmm. Big Daddy!
I m trying to concentrate.
Keep it down in there. Mmmm.
Big Daddy.
Yes. Ride the stone pony baby.
Heheheheh. Whoa,
watch the tummy baby.
Ohhh. You little slut.
See anything you like?
We ain t all
that shy around here.
You feeling ok?
Mhmm.
Being on the farm
takes some getting used to.
But you'll
learn to love it here.
Just like I do.
Get some rest. We re going
to do something fun tomorrow.
Where are we going now?
Home. We re going home.
CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOU?
Thank you darling.
Come on girl. Don t just
stand over their gawking.
We got plate right over here.
Yeah, come on.
Come join us.
How you feeling?
Sore. Like shit.
Golly! Look at that.
He did a number on you.
Look at that shiner.
Shyeaa. Damn asshole.
Yeah, well,
I hope you broke a heel
when you kicked him in the dick.
LIKE
ME TOO AT TIMES
You re getting high with
MaryJane on K-U-S-H-F-M.
And I ve got bad news for
all my cannabis crusaders.
We ve just been told that
federal agents have gotten
involved as we can tack on
another quote, unquote tainted
weed death. Come on you suit
wearing stiffs, we all know weed
doesn t kill. Which bodes I'll
for the battle of green love.
Hell, the only thing weed
ever killed was my inhibitions.
You re here on
K-U-S-H, Kush radio
where we imagine
a higher state of being.
DO YOUR THANG. DO YOUR THANG.
DO YOUR THANG DO YOUR THANG
WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.
SOME SAY
THEY WANT TO
TAKE MY GUNS AWAY
Fuck. Damn wind took it.
THEY WILL
FIND TO RUE THA DAY. YES, THEY WILL
Woo! That's my girl.
Was that the way?
- You ever held a gun before?
- No
First, never put
your finger on the trigger
until you are ready to shoot.
Okay. Like this?
Get ready for the recoil.
Down the sight.
Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
Sweet!
How's the new girl doing?
She got the gift Big Daddy.
It was just luck.
Well, I ll be glad to have you
on my side when the time comes.
when the time comes?
When someone tries to take
away what is rightfully mine.
My family has owned this
farm for five generations.
My Pappy died trying to save it.
If somebody wants
to take it from me,
they're going to have
a fight on their hands.
It s funny in my life
all the places I ve been to,
the people I ve met,
never felt like home.
But here, this is home.
Did you ever want to
do uh, more with you life?
What do you
mean something more?
I mean more than just
growing and selling weed.
That s--
I m studying agriculture and
botany. I m drafting a proposal
of the nation wide
legalization of marijuana.
There is more to my life
than just growing and selling.
I m sorry,
I didn t mean that bad.
I know you didn t.
It s okay.
I want some ice cream.
Do you want some ice cream?
Come on, let s go
get some ice cream.
K-U-S-H where we
put the oooh wee in weed.
Down the road,
behind the bushes.
- What were you doing th--?
- I found a catfish. I found a
catfish Laying
right on the bank.
I don t know how
Jumped right out of the water.
Those things are
the darnest things.
Yeah. You do any fishing lately?
Howdy Mayor.
Howdy Miss
Lenore, what a beautiful day.
Sure is. This is Lucy
she goin' be stayin' with us.
Well how do you Miss Lucy?
I m Mayor Dewey.
Welcome to Council Hill.
Thank you sir.
Ohhhh, enough of that sir
stuff. You just call me Dewey.
- Ladies.
- Thank you.
Mmm Mmmm.
You know those brothers of
yours are going to eat us right out of
business with this
stack of flapjacks special.
Yeah, Well you know maybe
it s that service with a smile
they keep coming back for.
Well Dewey, you just got
my vote for the next term.
Oh, you little stinker,
you are just too kind. Hahahaha
--Rabbits.
So are they all brothers?
Three out of seventeen.
Small town, big family.
Actually he owns most of
the buildings in this town.
In here all the time.
We keep saying he ought to
rename it the Mayors office.
Oh, now lenore. You
know I can t do that.
Poor Hank ll get himself
lost on the way to work. Ahaha.
Hey Lenore.
Hey Hank!
Uhh, what can
I uhh, get you today?
We d like a big ol'
scoop of your ice cream, Hank.
Oh, okay. Uhh,
chocolate or vanilla.
Why not one of
each? There's two of us.
Oh, hey.
So I'll uhh,
get you that ice cream now.
I think he likes you.
Yeah, he s sweet.
Not my type though.
So do they know
about Big Daddy s farm?
I mean, what s out there?
I never thought to ask.
It s Big Daddy s business.
And we should stay out of it.
- Hey, Lenore.
- Yeah?
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah, su--
Here s your ice cream girls.
Thanks, Hank.
Yup, Dig in.
Are you uhh, are you, are
you ready for this Saturday?
I wouldn t miss it.
How are the hogs
looking this year?
Plump and juicy.
Ha.
Hank,
my ice cream is melting.
Oh.
What s on Saturday?
Oh, every year Big Daddy
holds a party for the town.
Barbecue roast hog, the works.
What did you want
to talk to me about?
Oh, never mind.
I m gonna go wash up.
Sure. It's through there.
Okay.
- Hey, Mo, it s me.
- Eh?
Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Yeah, I-I know,
just shut up for a minute.
Just, Just listen
to me. Don t come yet.
Wha--ah, that s
terrific. That s terrific.
Okay, give me the address.
It-it doesn t make sense.
Th-this family isn t
who we thought they were.
Come on A.J! You're
a federal agent for Christ sake.
Just, just, give me more time.
Come on A.J.
No, ju--
Fine, I m in Council Hill.
Thatta girl.
It s a farm out in Council Hill.
Uh huh.
Ju-just be careful
because they are armed.
Excellent. Thank you sweetheart.
I got you asshole. I got you.
Partially melted.
Just the way I like it.
Hey, you wanna
help in the kitchen?
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's get cooking.
What s got you down darling?
Hey, wake up. Come on outside
I want to show you something.
But it s storming outside.
Yeah. A little
rain never hurt nobody.
Who did you call today?
- No one.
- The fuck you didn t.
Lucy, I heard you.
Who were you talking to?
I called my mom.
You told your
mama we were armed?
And that she should be careful?
Okay. I m a federal agent with
the the drug trafficking agency.
They know everything.
They ll be here
tomorrow with a warrant.
If you cooperate I ll
get you a reduced sentence.
I give you my word.
Your word?
You re a lying little cunt.
Ugh!
I'm sorry. It s my job.
- This is our home!
- Ugh!
You just added ten
years to your sentence asshole.
You re gonna take this from us?
Our farm.
Our lives.
Our family.
You break the law,
you pay the price.
TO WRITE THE PERFECT--
I m sorry, Big Daddy.
Not your fault darling.
She fooled us all.
And uh, I m real sorry about
what happened to you last night.
Every woman at this table been
abused in one way or another.
And one at a time
I just took 'em all in and
made them family.
And you can be a part
of that family if you d like.
Okay.
We re going to have to leave.
Maybe it s better if we stay?
I have to choose
between my farm and my family.
It s my family.
I know, but, I don't
think they'll get a warrant.
And why is that darling?
Wake up imbecile.
No direct evidence.
What are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, I m fucking kidding you.
This my fucking
kidding you face.
I got an agent on site.
You got no samples.
No photographs. No confession.
You get me evidence.
I ll get you a warrant.
And you were a bum fuck too!
Christ.
Oh.
Sheriff's
office. May I help you?
Uh, yes he is.
May I ask who s it calling?
Ah.
It s for you.
It s an asian dick.
Sheriff Trailer speaking.
How may I be of service.
Let me stop you right there sir
and tell you I cannot conduct
a search and seizure without
probable cause or a warrant.
But the best I can do is,
knock on his door and
ask me to show me around.
Alright. I ll see what I can do.
MARYJANE It might be
getting a little too hot
for some of you folks out there.
So just keep chilling
here with your gal MaryJane.
Where its 420 all day long.
Sheriff.
So you got the lucky
fellow picked out for the roast?
Nope. Not yet.
But you know there s always one
waiting on the slaughter. Haha.
I m obliged to tell you.
The reason I came out here was
to ask you about the young lady
that s been staying with you.
Lucy.
Ohh. Fine young lady.
Nice woman. Took off
for parts unknown yesterday.
- Did she now?
- Yep. Gave her a few bucks.
She hopped on a bus.
She wasn t meant for the farm.
City girl.
Any idea where she s headed?
Well, she was talking
about going out west.
Maybe someday hollywood.
Wouldn't that be something?
Yeah, it would.
Aw heck fire.
I best be heading back.
Ah. Thank you for your
time sir. See you on Saturday.
I'm looking
forward to it sheriff.
Feel like a frog
in a pot of water
with a cattle prod up my ass.
She wasn t there?
Well, hell no she wouldn t get
on a bus. She s a federal agent.
Because I m a federal agent.
What the hell do you mean proof?
What the hell you think
I am a mailman. Hello? Sheriff?
Dickhead!
Your ass is grass now.
If the DEA
comes sniffing around.
We got to be ready to move.
Girls you put
everything you need in one bag.
If you can t put it in
one bag, you don t need it.
Jimmy, you get the van in
the barn and start loading up
everything that s ready or
almost, and you pack the best
seeds. Haha. It s harvest time.
What about the roast?
We keep planning just
like it s gonna happen.
If we have to
run, we have to run.
Where?
Well, a couple years ago, I
bought a piece of property
just in case. Down in Indiana.
We ll replant. Start over.
You think of
everything Big Daddy.
Semper fi mothafucker!
The hell is everybody?
Down at the creek,
getting their dinner.
MARYJANE
K-U-S-H Kush Radio.
Where we put
the joy in joint. Woo!
You know I read somewhere
that the best thing thing
to use for bait when
you're fishing is a marshmallow.
Why s that?
I don t know, but I tried to put
the marshmallow on the end of
the hook and the darn thing
just keeps
floating in the water.
What kind of fish
eatin' marshmallow?
I don t know, I think
it has something to do
with some of the chemicals in
the marshmallow and what not.
And then you got me that new
rod I wanted to try that out.
I got my hands all gummed
up with the marshmallow.
I don t know if I am supposed
to burn 'em a little bit.
Special federal
agent Maurice Dick.
Nice to meet you Agent Dick.
How can we help you today.
Well, you could start by getting
your finger out of your ass and
get up there to Big
Daddy s farm and check it out.
On what grounds sir?
Well, let s see,
there's Narcotics possession.
There s uh, narcotics possession
with intent to distribute.
There s
kidnapping a federal agent.
Now, you, uhh.
You take your choice.
You ain t gonna get too far
without evidence to support
the charges.
Well put, deputy.
Listen to me you
inbred backwoods hicks.
Hey, you hold on
a minute here sir.
I don t know what the hell
kind of badge that you carry,
but you better respect
the laws of Council Hill.
See I m the mayor here.
And I want you to quit
harassing all of its citizens.
Do you understand?
Mr. Mayor.
Special agent
Audrey Jean Wheeling
is being held
hostage at Big Daddy s farm.
That is unless of
course she s already dead.
But we won t know that will we,
unless we go up
there and find out.
I met that young girl.
Said her name was Lucy.
Hahaha ha ha. She s no agent.
That's because she is
undercover you dumb hick!
Look. No cause, no warrant.
Now, why don t you just get the
hell out of my town before I do
something that I m gonna regret.
Now.
Go on!
Excuse me.
The nerve of these fed boys.
I don t want to choose.
It s your turn honey.
They all look so happy though.
Happy as pigs in shit, right?
Lola, stop stalling. You are
the angel of death this year.
I know that car. He was
on the street with Lucy.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Hey folks. How ya doin?
Don't nobody say
nothin. Don t nobody move.
DTA. Agent Dick.
I was just thinking.
That guy looks like a dick.
Funny. Where s she at?
- Who?
- Lucy.
- Gone
- Gone? Where?
I don t know. She didn t say.
You re a liar.
Hand to God, she didn t tell me.
- Fuck you.
- Well, back at ya hoss.
I m gonna
take you down Big Daddy.
You couldn t take down a sick
pussycat with three broken legs.
I want you to get
the fuck off my property.
And a nice property it is too.
Too bad you re gonna lose it.
You think I don t know
who you are? What you do?
You re those assholes that bust
dispensaries in California take
their stock and
patient records everything.
Medical offices operating
legally under the fucking law.
Well that s the
state law. I m the federal law.
And I always win.
Well, you take your Federal
ass and that piece of shit you
rode in on and get
the fuck off my property!
You going down daddy-o.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
That piece of shit shows up
again I want you to put a hole
right in the center of his face.
Fuck, he s pissed.
Like he always say better
to be pissed off than pissed on.
I MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST
IT WAS DOWN IN THE HOLLOW
THE RIVER WAS ROLLING FAST
THE
TIMBERWOLVES WERE HOWLING
HIS HAND FELT SO COLD
I MADE A DEAL WITH
THE DEVIL FOR MY SOUL
Remember that day pappy?
Blue sky, hot sun, nice breeze.
You were teaching me to be a
real man like you always did.
You were hard on me,
but with good reason.
You made me the man I am now.
I knew when I saw that car,
it wasn t going
to be anything good.
I was just too young to
understand the man was putting
his thumb on you. Pushing hard
because they wanted your land.
I-uh,
I need your guidance pappy.
Feds are coming and
fixing to hurt the family.
I ll never forget the
day the man got to you.
ANOTHER LOST SOUL TONIGHT
PRAYING FOR REDEMPTION
ON HER KNEES
BECAUSE SHE'S
WONDERING HOW
SHE LET IT GET THIS BAD
SOMETIMES SHE
CRIES WHEN SHE'S ALONE
ARE YOU THERE
CAN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING
WILL SHE MAKE I THROUGH THE NIGHT ALONE
No pappy!!!
Hey, whoa.
Hey, relax, relax.
You re-you're ok. It s just--
a dream. Relax.
GUITAR STRUMMING
And I don t want you to
feel like you are being held
captive here, or nothin'.
I mean the girls take the
bikes into town all the time.
Go shopping, having fun.
I never really learned
how to ride a bike.
Well shit, we
can take care of that too.
Hell yeah.
Hold it steady, hold it steady!
Hold it steady, oh!
Jesus Christ, you alright?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Okay. Let's get this back up.
--try all over again.
-Okay, okay.
Hey.
Yeah! Yeah, you got it!
You got it!
PRETTY GUITAR PLAYING
UNDER A SYMPHONY
'Atta girl!
GUITAR SLOWLY FADES
Where the hell did you get that?
I found it.
Where?
Falling off the roof
of Big Daddy s van.
Ohhhhh. I see.
ROCK AND ROLL COUNTRY
MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY
Well.
Well, what son?
I m not your fucking
son. And I want my fucking
warrant!
One. You use that
kind of language
in front of me again I m gonna
lock you up for indecency.
Two the road is public property
any substance discovered there
does not justify any search and
seizure on a private residence.
and three. I don t care if
you re Bob Marley himself buck
naked lighting right up
in front of yourself.
See, It s Saturday. And
my office doesn t open up until
Monday. 9 am.
Now if you don t
mind, is there anything else
I can do for you, Agent Dick?
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You ridge running
hillbilly briar hoppers.
This whole
fucking town is going to burn.
That boys gonna
get a heart attack.
Better watch
that blood pressure.
WOOO!
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PLAYFUL 80'S
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
80'S MUSIC
BECOMES MORE ELECTRIC
Hold the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
hold the fuck up.
Hey what s up Agent Dick.
Fuck, it's you.
Let me use your phone, will ya?
Sure man.
You on a break
or something?
You want to have some
Courvoisier.
- How do you....
- You just slide the bar, man.
Keep the change.
What the fuck am
I gonna do with this shit?
Yeah, yeah, this is
officer Maurice Dick.
There s been an office involved
shooting. Yeah, yeah. I ll wait.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
I got an
errand to run girls.
Keep your eye
on things while I m gone.
You want me to
roll you one Big Daddy?
That would
real nice Lenore.
Remember, pack it tight.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
My gram used to tell
me that bruised apples made the
best pies. For all of those
feeling beaten today, persevere
my lovelies.
Falling off the tree
is just part of the journey.
One that guides us to love and
destiny.
So when you find that
bruised apple, bake that shit
into a pie.
And if the law sees
ya, smile wide and take a bite
out of crime.
I--I was just a snot
nose little kid.
Never been anywhere.
Except the farm and town.
Heard about the city. My mother
God rest her soul loved the
city.
She--
went up there one weekend to
visit a friend wasn t the best
neighborhood, not
worst and she saw this man;
not a man, a pimp.
A waste of human flesh
and blood and bone
beating on a woman.
Well she
jumped in to try to help,
she wasn t more than a buck ten
fully clothed and sopping wet,
but, she tried to help.
Cops showed up, arrested all
three of them, thought she was a
whore like all the rest.
Why bother with hospital.
Just threw them all in jail.
She spent the night in a cell.
In the morning,
the pimp made bail.
And both women were dead.
Pappy wasn t much
for church, neither am I and you
know that. He did want a
proper service. He told me that.
He said a proper
service for a proper woman.
And it s the first time
I walked into this room.
To see my mother,
in a box,
with her face beat in.
I ve always tried
to do right by her.
And I ve been bad.
I ve sinned in ways that I know
that I m gonna have to pay for.
and, and I--
You break the law...
you pay the price.
Consider this an I owe you!
Feed her to the pigs.
I always tried
to do right by my family.
Cause that s the
man I aim to be.
LOW OPERATIC VOICE SINGS
PLAYFUL UPBEAT MUSIC
MUSIC CONTINUES
Smells fresh.
Where d you get it?
The man himself.
Wesley Potter?
Mmmm hmmmm.
AKA Big Daddy-o.
Gave this to you?
It fell off his van.
- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had it sitting on
top of his van you know, I guess
he forgot all about it. He
pulled out and it dropped right
off.
That is the stupidest
fucking thing I ve ever heard.
Do you expect me
to believe that shit?
I don t care if believe it or
not you hard ass bitch.
I mean that s truth ok? Now you
can cuss me out, or we can go
get this son of a bitch. Huh?
Come on, huh?
Come on Maggie, come on.
Let s stuff this pig.
You and me.
'Atta girl.
I don t know
about my fellow peace
pipers but I m
starting to sweat.
Phones have been off the hook
all day regarding the recent
rash of tainted weed deaths.
Which has now reached seven.
Something dirty s going on here
and it s not between the sheets.
We need answers. Or the reefer
revolution as we know it could
come to a grinding halt. You are
listening to K-U-S-H radio, KUSH
radio, hoping all my fans are
flying high on this beautiful
day.
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
UNDER SOME SAWING SOUNDS
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
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LEAD SINGER; Why don t we get the
man hour up here to say a few words.
Where you at
Big Daddy-o
Looks like a party.
Smells like a party.
You are the best
friends and neighbors that a guy
could ask for. And like I always
tell everybody, there ain t no
finer people in the world than
right here in Council Hill.
And this is for y all.
Yah! Whooo!
Hit it.
LIGHT DRUM MUSIC
BEGINS TO PLAY
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
You sure throw one
heck of a shin-dig, sir.
Thank you, Dewey.
This time it means a lot to me.
And my family.
Pig, nah?
Listen...
Should've brought
more fire power.
This is a search and seizure. I
don t want anyone getting hurt.
To friends.
To family.
Get back to
the house now!!!
SUPER FAST INTENSE
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
Welcome to hell assholes!!
You can run but you
can t hide Daddy-o!
You better have a
good reason for being here.
Got a little present
for you, right here.
Let me see this.
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES
If one word of this ain't
legitimate, I'm coming after
you, Agent Dick.
Ah, but not before 9
am Monday morning
right mr. Mayor??
Fuck you.
Aw, you gonna
kiss me first.
Alright boys.
Get the cars up to the front of
the house.
Get those lights on.
Congratulations. You
just created a standoff asshole.
ROCK MUSIC BUILDING SLOWLY
A WALK UP THA MOUNTAINS A HUNDRED MILES
WHERE THERE'S A
PLACE THEY CALL GLORY LAND
I GOT MY HEAD
HELD HIGH
NA NA NA
HERE'S A STRUGGLE
TO MAKE ENDS MEET
NA, NA, NA
RISE A TO--
MUSIC FADES OUT AND DISTORTS
Drop you weapons
and come out of the house.
INTENSE STANDOFF MUSIC PLAYS
Give me the gun.
Give it to me.
Damnit should have
left the guns in the barn too.
We wouldn t have
made it to the barn.
Yeah that fucking agent
would have shot us down.
STANDOFF MUSIC CONTINUES
H-How we gonna get out there?
Good night cupcake.
Lola down.
Noooooooo!
Do you know
anything about proper procedure?
Proper procedure?
They are shooting at us.
I'm gonna kill that
motherfucking cunt!
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
OVER THE GUNSHOTS
I am tired of covering
up your shit, Dick!
Consider yourself retired!
A-again?
Cease fire.
Cease fire!
ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
Cease fire! Cease fire!
Lola, Lola.
Oh, I do--
Look at me. Look at me.
Lola. I'm here.
Drop your weapons and
come out of the house.
Deep breaths. Deep
breaths. Take a deep breath.
Here. You take this--
Come out with your hands
up and you will not be harmed.
Lenore! It's me. It's Hank.
Hank, what are
you doing here?
Are you crazy?
You re gonna
get yourself killed.
No, wait! We can
use him as a hostage!
ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC INTENSIFIES
Come on!
Take this, Dick!
Get down, get down!
Drop your weapons!
How are we
going to do this?
Here. Take him.
Take him!!
Alright go.
We ll back you up.
We have a hostage.
We re just gonna drive away so
no one else gets hurt.
Ah, he s one of them.
- He s a member of the gang!!!
- Move!
Shoot him! He's one of the gang!
- Sir?
- Move it, move, move!
Lola!!!
Fuck!
Dick. That asshole.
COUNTRY LIKE MUSIC PLAYS
I can prepare to breach.
I can flank right.
I can t afford to
lose another man.
LIGHT STRING MUSIC PLAYS
ROCK AND ROLL
MUSIC SLOWLY FADES IN
You re under arrest.
You can t kill me!
I m the law!!!!
Fuck the law. Pig.
You have 60 seconds.
I m so sorry
Big Daddy. I m so sorry.
It s ok sweetie.
Nothing to be sorry about.
Everything s
gonna work out fine.
Jimmy. Pack as many seeds and
weed in a bag as you can.
And--
remember, pack it tight.
You have 30 seconds left.
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God, I'm gonna
catch hell for this.
Follow the map to the
ranch in Indiana.
I own it legit.
Put your name on the
deed and make me proud.
I love you Big Daddy.
Let s get this shit over with.
Your 60 seconds are up.
On my count.
That's some good shit.
Woah, wait.
Come out with your hands
up and we will not harm you!
Stop! Stop!!
Fuck me.
LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC STRUMS
UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC
Well that's a shitty
ass way for it all to end.
Fuckin' Dick got
it too though.
So bales weigh
the same. Fucking prick.
Guess I ll be getting to spend
more time pa and all my kinfolks
that went before.
Sure they're all
smiling down now knowing that I
went out the only way could;
packing it tight, firing it up
and smoking it deep.
Ok, this should
be the county line.
That s east of course.
We ll go east.
We ll stop at the next town
and no one will know us.
Is that okay?
Ok.
You can talk?
I thought you were a mute?
No.
Why didn t you
ever say anything?
Wow. Ain t life
just full of surprises.
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
WHOO!
ROCK & ROLL MUSIC PLAYS
ROCK MUSIC STARTS
ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES
I ve got a
tragic update for all of
my dank dudes and skunkettes.
My heart is sick.
Over 13 are confirmed dead.
Among some of them the greatest
growers of our time.
Their souls were stardust.
And their sticky
was straight icky.
We shall never
smoke the likes of it again.
The finest in
all my kingdom,
hand delivered by the green
goddesses themselves.
Never thought this
would be the last batch.
Wherever you are,
whatever the brand, join me in
a 100 blunt salute to those
who lost their lives in the
senseless violence.
I DON'T LIKE TO
TIME MY LIVING
I THINK EVERYONE IS TRIPPIN
GOTTA ROLL MY JEANS IF
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I SHOW SOME BABY THA YOU NEVER HAVE SEEN
COME ON
YEAH COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
THERE WAS A SAD ON A PLANET
SENT THE WHOLE
WORLD INTO A PANIC
THEY MOVED THEIR FEE WHEN I HEARD THE BEAT
AIN'T THE DEVIL BU IT SOUNDS SO SWEET
COME ON
YEAH, COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
HEY COME ON
COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
JAZZY INSTRUMENTS
JAZZY INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE
MUSIC SLOWS AND
SOUNDS OLD TIMEY
I BET THE OLD
MAN LOST TRANSMISSION
I THREW AWAY
MY TALE OF VISION
DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH
ALL THAT ROCK AND ROLL
IF IT AIN'T ROCK AND ROLL I
DON'T WANNA BE ALIVE
YEAH COME ON, YEAH COME ON!
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE
YEAH
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
WELL COME ON, WELL COME ON
IF YOU WANNA GET IT GOING
BETTER GET IT'FORE IT'S GONE