Home-Sitters (2022) Movie Script
1
[Knocks on the door]
Yes?
It's FedEx. Me have
amazon package for you.
Mr. Ravensbrck, I recognized you
Open up for me then.
I am not dressed.
Exactly.
I know I'm a little late.
Like every month. It is
three months without rent.
- You do something.
- Give me three weeks.
I wait for some answers.
One.
Two?
Fine, two. Last deadline!
Have a nice day!
Mr. Ravensbrck, we said three weeks.
June, it's me.
[Knocks on the door]
June, please.
June, I need to explain.
Can we talk about it?
Your belongings are there.
It can't end like this.
I know I screwed up...
Goodbye, Oliver
June!
You are lucky.
She don't let me in...
But I'm not kicked out like that either.
If you love her,
you pay rent!
How much does she owe you?
Okay, no.
Thank you...
Hello?
[Phone rings]
Hello...
Yes, it was me...
OK.
An audition?
No problem!
On Monday? In three days?
For a show in a month...
You can count on me.
OK.
Thank you.
You will not be disappointed.
No problem.
Bye.
Are you all right, Miss June?
Yes everything is fine thank you.
There is lots to do!
Will have to rehearse, June!
[Phone rings]
June Williamson, hello.
I sent you a form
Six months ago.
Ah, eight.
When would it be?
This weekend?
There is no other...
It would have been with pleasure
but this weekend I'm busy
Monday I have...
How much did you say?
Isn't that a joke?
Count on me.
Thank you.
See you tomorrow.
For months nothing happens
And there, suddenly...
[Optimistic music]
June, I presume?
Mrs Schweizkragheimer?
Welcome to our house.
Thank you for being available immediately.
You said it was urgent.
We have to leave in two hours
We have an intervention
in Montreal tomorrow morning.
The person who usually comes
is no longer available.
You said that my profile
inspired you with confidence?
Do you know the story
of the tiger and the heron?
A heron is fishing in the river
When a tiger comes and says to the heron
"These fish get caught because
you are hungry
and you are noble.
Will you let me catch you
Because I'm hungry and I'm noble?"
Do you know what the heron answers?
You will find out one day.
You are a heron.
I am a bit of a psychoanalyst.
There is nothing special to do.
Just be present.
Make a complete turn morning and evening.
Are you worried about
something in particular?
No.
But it is better to expect anything.
Oscar, this is June.
Hello, June.
Excuse me, but I have to pack the bags.
No problem.
You don't need to go and see
what is there.
I won't have to watch here?
No, this gate remains permanently closed.
It's a bit mysterious
And it can titillate your curiosity
But I know we can trust you
Sure.
You can't open it anyway
The best is not to worry about it.
Shouldn't that be too difficult?
It should be fine.
I have no doubt about it.
Take care of our house
No party, no guest.
Do not be afraid.
[Slow melancholic song]
Run away from this house!
It's cursed!
Do you take me for a sissy?
Do I look like a sissy?
Come on, come on!
Come and tell me to my face!
I am waiting for you!
Who is the sissy?
I'll settle a score with you!
Come on close!
What...?
What are you doing here?
Hi June!
Marcus...
Oliver, what are you doing here?
You're drunk!
You, I don't need to check.
One last time
what are you doing here?
Will you answer me?
We had an accident.
What?
We had an accident!
I got it.
But if I don't have more details...
Wait...
When I see you like this
I really don't want more details
However, how did you know where I was?
You had better answer me!
Great!
You're not going to sit!
OK.
Are you going to answer me?
He put a spyware on your phone.
What?!
Dude, you'll have to
be happy with yourself!
Is it true?
It's not what you think...
I was right to leave you.
I don't want to wait for you to answer.
I don't care why you did that.
I have been angry enough with you.
Too bad.
Remove your crap.
How do I know there is nothing left?
I'm not gonna do the
same bullshit twice.
You bet!
When I told you that
I couldn't stand the
delays you always
arrived later the next time
But that's because...
Stop! That's enough!
Guys, I didn't have a good time...
You will kindly leave...
You know the way out.
Do I have to walk you back to your car?
Tell him...
We had an accident...
Can the car no longer drive?
Call the tow truck
and you are waiting outside!
You really are...
How can you be so stupid?
For once it's not me!
It's because of you that
he becomes stupid like that!
You do the bullshit world cup together!
I didn't come here to be trashed.
Nobody asked you to come.
Are you not happy? I'm not happy!
Go away!
You two go away!
Change your tone!
Marcus, stop it!
No leave it.
Marcus, I never could stand you
How about we fix this now?
Show me what you got!
Stop!
We're in trouble!
He's in trouble.
What happened?
June, I really need you.
If it's known, I'm screwed.
I wanted to tell you
I found a job at Newsmax.
We had gone to celebrate with Marcus.
We took a little detour to let you know.
Great, a twenty-mile detour!
I just wanted to share this with you.
You found a job, you the king of slackers!
And me, nothing. Nothing at all.
No you have your audition!
This is what you always wanted.
How do you...?
OK nevermind.
I wanted to congratulate you
and that we celebrate our successes.
So where is he?
Did you leave him on the side of the road?
Why am I asking the question?
I just have to
imagine the crappiest
thing and I have my answer.
Is he in the trunk?
Is he dead?
Are you sure?
Otherwise it is not too late
to take him to the hospital.
Haven't you checked?
He was no longer moving...
You are in real trouble.
He's in trouble.
Do you want me to bring
him back from the dead?
We just need to stay here a little bit
The police are circling
around the corner...
In one hour, you go away
you go back there,
you put the body back in
its place, you call 911,
explaining that it was an accident.
Thanks, June.
This is the last time that I will help you.
Afterwards, I don't want
to see you anymore.
You disappear.
I'm going to work out a bit and you
both leave. No goodbye.
[Quiet music]
Can't you see you are ridiculous?
Your love story is dead!
Come on, have a drink!
We don't give a shit about her!
Can't you see how she talks to us?
The only job she
could find is to keep
this hut and she
dares to show off?
Marcus, shut up!
Cool, man!
We killed a man!
No you did. I slept next to you.
It was your idea to put him in the trunk.
He was dead!
I just proposed...
Shit!
Guys!
We arrive!
Go ahead, we're not far.
[Knocks on the door]
Good evening, sheriff.
Good evening.
Do you live here?
Yes, I keep the house.
With your friends?
They are just passing through.
Is it possible to get in?
Gentlemen.
Sheriff.
Is there a problem, sheriff?
There was an accident
near Crossing Hill Road.
This is ugly.
Does that remind you of something?
Not at all.
Is it serious?
We are in the process
of identifying the bodies.
The bodies?
A couple.
They completely burned down.
There is nothing left.
There was a hit and run.
In my opinion, much more than an accident.
Is it possible to see your car?
Um, well there, blah no.
The question was rhetorical.
Did you have a problem with your car?
Don't worry
This is my friend
On the road he met a huge thing
A thing as big as my aunt Martha
And paf!
Don't worry.
Usually there are traces of flesh.
Possible to open the trunk?
Do you have a warrant?
Do I need one?
Finally, no need for a warrant.
Wait sheriff, we can explain everything.
No, it will be fine. It's
always the same thing.
No, but it's simple let me explain...
You are requesting a warrant
To do like in your stupid TV shows.
In real life, it doesn't work out that way.
Have it repaired soon.
Can I go this way?
If you see something suspicious
Call the precinct.
We're gonna tour around for a while
until we catch these bastard.
If anyone has understood anything...
Where is he?!
You moved him!
I would love to be that awesome, but no.
Are you sure he was really dead?
100% dead.
Maybe you don't even
know how to check a pulse
and that you're not that great!
Do you take me for an idiot?
He was dead! I still know
how to check a pulse!
Oliver always told me that you
didn't know how to use your hands.
Do you know what's cool?
The guy left, he is not dead.
Oliver, you didn't kill anyone.
We can go home.
June, it was a pleasure.
We had a good time. Have a good evening.
Let's go?
No, no, you're not leaving.
Earlier you wanted us to go away
And now you want us to stay.
Stop with your bullshit Marcus.
You're not going to get away with it.
You're gonna help me find this guy.
But he's gone!
He finished his nap, he said
"come on, I'm going home"
You never stop! He was dead!
He looked very dead to me too.
I agree with June.
What a dirty evening!
[Alarm rings]
What the hell are you doing?
I tried to open this gate.
[Alarm stops]
What's behind it?
The gate remains permanently closed.
There must be something behind it.
Forget it. I don't know
how to open it and it...
- scared the hell outta me!
Where are you coming from?
Hey, what a nice show.
Aren't you too old for me
to give you treats?
I forgot my raincoat inside.
Oh Killer Bob, can you go elsewhere?
Where is it?
What?
WHERE IS IT?!
I don't know what you're talking about...
You're shaking banana trees for me.
If you could go play elsewhere...
Because I got better things to do.
Final answer?
Yes, Regis. Final answer.
What is this again?
Where is Marcus?
He's with someone.
What is he doing?
Bullshit!
I saw the same joke on Youtube.
Come back!
[Machine guns bang]
Down!
We're still alive.
Everyone is well?
Not top-top.
You peed your pants.
Big ass, that's beer.
- The jokers, they fired blanks.
- What a crappy joke!
June don't get up!
They did not shoot blank.
June, beware!
It's the other idiot!
Hey fat sucker!
June!!!
He will try here!
You are less clever!!
Marcus, go make sure the garage is locked.
Oliver, check the entrances.
Everything is OK.
Garage too.
- Everything is not OK.
- What do you mean?
They can't go home that's fine
But we can't get out.
June, what is this house?
I'm calling the sheriff.
No no no.
I killed a guy!
But what do you think they want to do?
No service.
Same here.
It would have surprised me.
Okay, we'll check all the door.
To be sure they can't get in.
In 15 minutes, we'll meet up upstairs.
I imagine everything is locked.
Everything is.
What was the alarm?
A gate that I tried to open.
I don't know what's behind it.
Maybe a Christian Gray room.
Is the owner a hottie?
They will do anything
to get their guy back.
When they learn we
don't know where he is...
Or that he's dead...
They are going to massacre us...
We just have to set the house
on fire and wait for the firefighters.
We will be burnt to death long before.
So let's fight.
They are armed to the teeth
There are 3 of us, without a weapon.
Do you really want to mess with these guys?
Is it a problem for you
You who always want to kick everyone's ass?
No problem.
So in a hut we are never naked
Except once, I have already been...
Oh that's enough!
In a house there is always
something to defend yourself.
Great, pocket knives versus assault rifles.
We're going to put it all over the place.
We don't really know what
they're going to do to us.
Looks like you've been
doing this your whole life.
When they land, I will be
able to express all my art.
I'm not sure I can chop somebody off.
You, Marcus, you watch a
lot of films like that but there...
We're talking about doing it for real...
I had this guy in front of
me and he wasn't kidding.
If it weren't for the
bulletproof glass,
I would have been
shot in the head.
And if we are there it is your fault.
So you better fight well.
[Mystery music]
Katarina, what are you doing here?
Isn't it a job of the utmost importance?
Wulfstrome wants it to be well executed.
Strexxler, did you find it?
Affirmative.
He is in this house.
Who are the owners?
We're doing research.
There would be 3 guards.
But...
But?
They don't look like the usual caretakers.
They know how to camouflage themselves now.
And what are you waiting for to invade it?
Level nine armor.
With centralized opening.
And intelligent system.
Which means we are in the right place.
Exits?
So let's get back to business.
Cut!
What is this mess?!
"Lion" to "Spearhead". What was that?
The light has returned, I am alone inside.
You have 3 seconds to get out of there.
Otherwise I'll make a hit!
Uno...
Dos...
And is that what you wanted
to defend yourself with?
[Marcus screams]
I was on the verge of having it...
but thanks!
Especially you Oliver, you were a big help.
Is he dead?
With what you shot, yes.
"Spearhead...?"
- You're going to see "Spearhead"...
- Wait!
I have an app that analyzes radio waves...
It is true that you are
an expert in snitching.
Idiot, I can trace the signal!
Strexxler, what is it?
He must be cleaning up.
He better do.
[Phone notification sound]
The sons of bitches!!
Ah well at least he did not go for a walk.
June, are you okay?
You did the right thing.
He was going to kill us...
He's making me nervous... Can you...?
Yes let's move him.
Put down your gun!
What...?
Everyone hands up!
Precinct, I have a 10-35...
Help us!
Precinct...?
Shit!
Stand back!
No, sheriff, that's no use!
[Radio jammed]
Precinct...?
[Gun bang]
It's okay, we took care of him...
- Cut into pieces and put in the compost.
- Marcus...
What?
Do you think I'm in the
mood to hear your bullshit?
No.
I don't know if you realize but
what's going on
this shitty night
It's all your fault!
I was quiet here.
I just needed a change of scenery.
And I had to train
and which I rehearse for my audition.
And you had to show up to force this on me!
But couldn't you just leave me alone?
Can't you just spend your evening watching
"An Horror Anthology" on Amazon Prime?
It was stronger than you
to come piss me off here.
What about the sheriff?
He didn't look for trouble.
He was just doing his job.
And because of you, he just got shot.
He surely has family waiting for him.
They'll never know it's your fault.
And the guy you crushed...
It's so disgusting...
All because you two are
big
morons.
Do you know what I want to do?
I wanna go out and tell them
that I have
nothing to do with it
that you two are responsible!
Because I didn't ask for anything!
You just killed one of theirs anyway.
You could say it's me...
but not sure that changes anything.
I'll tell them you have
nothing to do with it.
Drop your "wish.com" bravery...
Did you see how determined they are?
They are going to massacre us.
You better put that in your hear now.
Well said!
Oliver, let's tell her what we found.
The house is managed by a
super home automation system.
We cut the power, the doors open.
This is what they wanted to do.
They hadn't expected that
a generator would be there.
Such a crazy house!
I don't know where this generator is...
But there it is.
It must be behind the gate.
Does that mean we're
protected? Can't they come in?
It's a generator, so it's
not going to last forever.
Meaning?
I picked up a signal.
I'm breaking the encryption. Easy.
And we should have the answer...
[Countdown beeps]
As soon as that damn generator
is down, we extract the target.
You do the house cleaning.
And we get our check.
To tour the world of whores from seven
to seventy-seven until the end of our days.
Got it?
I'll take the money.
And underage whores,
I'll leave them to you.
I'll go and get some gray-haired
playboys in the Bahamas.
What do the guards do with them?
What did you not understand in
"clean up"?
It's weird knowing how
much time you have left to live.
You may know it, you are never prepared.
See this counter...
All your projects...
Nothing.
And your life...
What have you accomplished?
Only a lightning passage without a trace.
You don't mind knowing we're
going to die in 45 minutes?
Two slackers like you, without a plan...
Don't ask too much, eh?
I intend to stay alive and make plans.
The only thing that interests me there
It is to welcome
them with great fanfare
and to kill with a hiscore
before leaving.
[Soft music]
What?
I'm sorry for that rotten night.
You can.
- I just wanted...
- I know very well what you wanted to do...
I know you you know...
You're not a bad guy.
You're even pretty cute.
Sometimes we just want to pamper you.
But that is not enough.
You get it?
I need something else.
I need to make plans.
I'm fed up with odd jobs.
You have no plan.
You just like playing
silly with Marcus
and doing bullshit
on your phone.
I think I'm worth better than that.
And I know you know it.
I need something else.
It doesn't take anything away
from what we've been through.
See, the moment I decided to break up
I found this job.
And I was called for an audition.
That means a lot.
You will tell me right now, the projects...
And you see you don't even ask
me what kind of audition I have.
Looks like I don't
interest you that much...
Yes, yes I wanted to ask you...
How much time left?
I'll take a stand.
[Oliver cries]
[Sad music]
[Countdown beeps]
[Tactical music]
[Machine gun bangs]
[Tactical music]
[Gun bangs]
[Tap open]
[Machine gun bangs]
[Tap open]
[Tap closed]
[Gun bang]
[Gun bang]
[Machine gun bangs]
Received. Guys, we have a sixty-six!
Clear eyes.
Full heart.
Panthers.
Guys, stop this circus, we're gonna...
"Lion" to you...
We got something...
Received...
They want us to party
with him before killing him.
Do you think you're scaring me?
I am 12th Dan of Akihapkido...
I kill you... I kill you...
Who goes first?
You?
You?
[Henchmen scream]
[Machinegun bangs]
[Knife sounds]
[Bones crushed]
[Henchman shouts]
[Marcus screams]
[Epic music]
[Henchman shouts]
[Chair breaks]
[Machinegun bangs]
[Henchman screams]
[Henchman shouts]
[Bones crushed]
[Tray crushed]
Damn June!
I take back everything I said about you.
You are the queen!
Where is Oliver?
[Oliver screams]
Are you going?
The doors are open.
Make sure it stays clear here.
I'll pick up Robert Vaughn
And we get out of here!
Who will she pick up?
What is this mess?
Is this your team of professionals?
Wulfstreme, let me take care of it!
Go! Both of you, go!
Band of faggots, is that all you got?
Shit!
[Explosion]
Keep it warm
I'll go clean upstairs.
[Marcus screams]
[Machinegun bangs]
[June screams]
It's soon over, cutie.
[Gate grates]
I have an ugly face but you are champion!
Don't make your case worse!
Anyway, the outcome...
You, slut!
Mademoiselle, nice meeting you.
Oliver?
We think we have wasted enough time.
I applaud your resistance.
But the funniest things come to an end.
How strange, I see
that you no longer
want to do your French cancan.
I'll get right to the point.
Where is he?
But your guy is dead, you idiots!
I thought I told you there
was no point in playing.
Where is that fucking prototype?!!!
We already told you!!
We do not know anything!!
We do not understand
what is happening!
Your guy is already dead...
[Gun bangs]
[June screams]
No doubt this ape clown
does not have a decisive role.
There is only one left.
The one that matters I guess.
Scumbag!
Come on!
[Sad song]
I don't even know what
you're talking about!
What prototype?
There was an accident. Guys ran over a guy!
Your guy is dead!
Everyone is dead.
All this for a fucking accident!
You are lucky to be the last.
Hypothetically the one who
has the most information.
The reason why you don't
end up like your cronies.
New question.
How do we open the gate in the cellar?
I don't know.
I'm not supposed to open it.
I was hired as a house sitter.
I don't know about your damn gate.
Neither about your prototype.
Don't blame us for insisting.
[Strexxler shouts]
You won't last long.
You won't get a medal for that.
Beneath my innocent looks...
I am your worst enemy.
What?!
I am a heron!!!
[Katarina screams]
Katarina, finish the job!!!
[Energy flows]
[Take-off]
[Knocks on the door]
Yes?
It's FedEx. Me have
amazon package for you.
Mr. Ravensbrck, I recognized you
Open up for me then.
I am not dressed.
Exactly.
I know I'm a little late.
Like every month. It is
three months without rent.
- You do something.
- Give me three weeks.
I wait for some answers.
One.
Two?
Fine, two. Last deadline!
Have a nice day!
Mr. Ravensbrck, we said three weeks.
June, it's me.
[Knocks on the door]
June, please.
June, I need to explain.
Can we talk about it?
Your belongings are there.
It can't end like this.
I know I screwed up...
Goodbye, Oliver
June!
You are lucky.
She don't let me in...
But I'm not kicked out like that either.
If you love her,
you pay rent!
How much does she owe you?
Okay, no.
Thank you...
Hello?
[Phone rings]
Hello...
Yes, it was me...
OK.
An audition?
No problem!
On Monday? In three days?
For a show in a month...
You can count on me.
OK.
Thank you.
You will not be disappointed.
No problem.
Bye.
Are you all right, Miss June?
Yes everything is fine thank you.
There is lots to do!
Will have to rehearse, June!
[Phone rings]
June Williamson, hello.
I sent you a form
Six months ago.
Ah, eight.
When would it be?
This weekend?
There is no other...
It would have been with pleasure
but this weekend I'm busy
Monday I have...
How much did you say?
Isn't that a joke?
Count on me.
Thank you.
See you tomorrow.
For months nothing happens
And there, suddenly...
[Optimistic music]
June, I presume?
Mrs Schweizkragheimer?
Welcome to our house.
Thank you for being available immediately.
You said it was urgent.
We have to leave in two hours
We have an intervention
in Montreal tomorrow morning.
The person who usually comes
is no longer available.
You said that my profile
inspired you with confidence?
Do you know the story
of the tiger and the heron?
A heron is fishing in the river
When a tiger comes and says to the heron
"These fish get caught because
you are hungry
and you are noble.
Will you let me catch you
Because I'm hungry and I'm noble?"
Do you know what the heron answers?
You will find out one day.
You are a heron.
I am a bit of a psychoanalyst.
There is nothing special to do.
Just be present.
Make a complete turn morning and evening.
Are you worried about
something in particular?
No.
But it is better to expect anything.
Oscar, this is June.
Hello, June.
Excuse me, but I have to pack the bags.
No problem.
You don't need to go and see
what is there.
I won't have to watch here?
No, this gate remains permanently closed.
It's a bit mysterious
And it can titillate your curiosity
But I know we can trust you
Sure.
You can't open it anyway
The best is not to worry about it.
Shouldn't that be too difficult?
It should be fine.
I have no doubt about it.
Take care of our house
No party, no guest.
Do not be afraid.
[Slow melancholic song]
Run away from this house!
It's cursed!
Do you take me for a sissy?
Do I look like a sissy?
Come on, come on!
Come and tell me to my face!
I am waiting for you!
Who is the sissy?
I'll settle a score with you!
Come on close!
What...?
What are you doing here?
Hi June!
Marcus...
Oliver, what are you doing here?
You're drunk!
You, I don't need to check.
One last time
what are you doing here?
Will you answer me?
We had an accident.
What?
We had an accident!
I got it.
But if I don't have more details...
Wait...
When I see you like this
I really don't want more details
However, how did you know where I was?
You had better answer me!
Great!
You're not going to sit!
OK.
Are you going to answer me?
He put a spyware on your phone.
What?!
Dude, you'll have to
be happy with yourself!
Is it true?
It's not what you think...
I was right to leave you.
I don't want to wait for you to answer.
I don't care why you did that.
I have been angry enough with you.
Too bad.
Remove your crap.
How do I know there is nothing left?
I'm not gonna do the
same bullshit twice.
You bet!
When I told you that
I couldn't stand the
delays you always
arrived later the next time
But that's because...
Stop! That's enough!
Guys, I didn't have a good time...
You will kindly leave...
You know the way out.
Do I have to walk you back to your car?
Tell him...
We had an accident...
Can the car no longer drive?
Call the tow truck
and you are waiting outside!
You really are...
How can you be so stupid?
For once it's not me!
It's because of you that
he becomes stupid like that!
You do the bullshit world cup together!
I didn't come here to be trashed.
Nobody asked you to come.
Are you not happy? I'm not happy!
Go away!
You two go away!
Change your tone!
Marcus, stop it!
No leave it.
Marcus, I never could stand you
How about we fix this now?
Show me what you got!
Stop!
We're in trouble!
He's in trouble.
What happened?
June, I really need you.
If it's known, I'm screwed.
I wanted to tell you
I found a job at Newsmax.
We had gone to celebrate with Marcus.
We took a little detour to let you know.
Great, a twenty-mile detour!
I just wanted to share this with you.
You found a job, you the king of slackers!
And me, nothing. Nothing at all.
No you have your audition!
This is what you always wanted.
How do you...?
OK nevermind.
I wanted to congratulate you
and that we celebrate our successes.
So where is he?
Did you leave him on the side of the road?
Why am I asking the question?
I just have to
imagine the crappiest
thing and I have my answer.
Is he in the trunk?
Is he dead?
Are you sure?
Otherwise it is not too late
to take him to the hospital.
Haven't you checked?
He was no longer moving...
You are in real trouble.
He's in trouble.
Do you want me to bring
him back from the dead?
We just need to stay here a little bit
The police are circling
around the corner...
In one hour, you go away
you go back there,
you put the body back in
its place, you call 911,
explaining that it was an accident.
Thanks, June.
This is the last time that I will help you.
Afterwards, I don't want
to see you anymore.
You disappear.
I'm going to work out a bit and you
both leave. No goodbye.
[Quiet music]
Can't you see you are ridiculous?
Your love story is dead!
Come on, have a drink!
We don't give a shit about her!
Can't you see how she talks to us?
The only job she
could find is to keep
this hut and she
dares to show off?
Marcus, shut up!
Cool, man!
We killed a man!
No you did. I slept next to you.
It was your idea to put him in the trunk.
He was dead!
I just proposed...
Shit!
Guys!
We arrive!
Go ahead, we're not far.
[Knocks on the door]
Good evening, sheriff.
Good evening.
Do you live here?
Yes, I keep the house.
With your friends?
They are just passing through.
Is it possible to get in?
Gentlemen.
Sheriff.
Is there a problem, sheriff?
There was an accident
near Crossing Hill Road.
This is ugly.
Does that remind you of something?
Not at all.
Is it serious?
We are in the process
of identifying the bodies.
The bodies?
A couple.
They completely burned down.
There is nothing left.
There was a hit and run.
In my opinion, much more than an accident.
Is it possible to see your car?
Um, well there, blah no.
The question was rhetorical.
Did you have a problem with your car?
Don't worry
This is my friend
On the road he met a huge thing
A thing as big as my aunt Martha
And paf!
Don't worry.
Usually there are traces of flesh.
Possible to open the trunk?
Do you have a warrant?
Do I need one?
Finally, no need for a warrant.
Wait sheriff, we can explain everything.
No, it will be fine. It's
always the same thing.
No, but it's simple let me explain...
You are requesting a warrant
To do like in your stupid TV shows.
In real life, it doesn't work out that way.
Have it repaired soon.
Can I go this way?
If you see something suspicious
Call the precinct.
We're gonna tour around for a while
until we catch these bastard.
If anyone has understood anything...
Where is he?!
You moved him!
I would love to be that awesome, but no.
Are you sure he was really dead?
100% dead.
Maybe you don't even
know how to check a pulse
and that you're not that great!
Do you take me for an idiot?
He was dead! I still know
how to check a pulse!
Oliver always told me that you
didn't know how to use your hands.
Do you know what's cool?
The guy left, he is not dead.
Oliver, you didn't kill anyone.
We can go home.
June, it was a pleasure.
We had a good time. Have a good evening.
Let's go?
No, no, you're not leaving.
Earlier you wanted us to go away
And now you want us to stay.
Stop with your bullshit Marcus.
You're not going to get away with it.
You're gonna help me find this guy.
But he's gone!
He finished his nap, he said
"come on, I'm going home"
You never stop! He was dead!
He looked very dead to me too.
I agree with June.
What a dirty evening!
[Alarm rings]
What the hell are you doing?
I tried to open this gate.
[Alarm stops]
What's behind it?
The gate remains permanently closed.
There must be something behind it.
Forget it. I don't know
how to open it and it...
- scared the hell outta me!
Where are you coming from?
Hey, what a nice show.
Aren't you too old for me
to give you treats?
I forgot my raincoat inside.
Oh Killer Bob, can you go elsewhere?
Where is it?
What?
WHERE IS IT?!
I don't know what you're talking about...
You're shaking banana trees for me.
If you could go play elsewhere...
Because I got better things to do.
Final answer?
Yes, Regis. Final answer.
What is this again?
Where is Marcus?
He's with someone.
What is he doing?
Bullshit!
I saw the same joke on Youtube.
Come back!
[Machine guns bang]
Down!
We're still alive.
Everyone is well?
Not top-top.
You peed your pants.
Big ass, that's beer.
- The jokers, they fired blanks.
- What a crappy joke!
June don't get up!
They did not shoot blank.
June, beware!
It's the other idiot!
Hey fat sucker!
June!!!
He will try here!
You are less clever!!
Marcus, go make sure the garage is locked.
Oliver, check the entrances.
Everything is OK.
Garage too.
- Everything is not OK.
- What do you mean?
They can't go home that's fine
But we can't get out.
June, what is this house?
I'm calling the sheriff.
No no no.
I killed a guy!
But what do you think they want to do?
No service.
Same here.
It would have surprised me.
Okay, we'll check all the door.
To be sure they can't get in.
In 15 minutes, we'll meet up upstairs.
I imagine everything is locked.
Everything is.
What was the alarm?
A gate that I tried to open.
I don't know what's behind it.
Maybe a Christian Gray room.
Is the owner a hottie?
They will do anything
to get their guy back.
When they learn we
don't know where he is...
Or that he's dead...
They are going to massacre us...
We just have to set the house
on fire and wait for the firefighters.
We will be burnt to death long before.
So let's fight.
They are armed to the teeth
There are 3 of us, without a weapon.
Do you really want to mess with these guys?
Is it a problem for you
You who always want to kick everyone's ass?
No problem.
So in a hut we are never naked
Except once, I have already been...
Oh that's enough!
In a house there is always
something to defend yourself.
Great, pocket knives versus assault rifles.
We're going to put it all over the place.
We don't really know what
they're going to do to us.
Looks like you've been
doing this your whole life.
When they land, I will be
able to express all my art.
I'm not sure I can chop somebody off.
You, Marcus, you watch a
lot of films like that but there...
We're talking about doing it for real...
I had this guy in front of
me and he wasn't kidding.
If it weren't for the
bulletproof glass,
I would have been
shot in the head.
And if we are there it is your fault.
So you better fight well.
[Mystery music]
Katarina, what are you doing here?
Isn't it a job of the utmost importance?
Wulfstrome wants it to be well executed.
Strexxler, did you find it?
Affirmative.
He is in this house.
Who are the owners?
We're doing research.
There would be 3 guards.
But...
But?
They don't look like the usual caretakers.
They know how to camouflage themselves now.
And what are you waiting for to invade it?
Level nine armor.
With centralized opening.
And intelligent system.
Which means we are in the right place.
Exits?
So let's get back to business.
Cut!
What is this mess?!
"Lion" to "Spearhead". What was that?
The light has returned, I am alone inside.
You have 3 seconds to get out of there.
Otherwise I'll make a hit!
Uno...
Dos...
And is that what you wanted
to defend yourself with?
[Marcus screams]
I was on the verge of having it...
but thanks!
Especially you Oliver, you were a big help.
Is he dead?
With what you shot, yes.
"Spearhead...?"
- You're going to see "Spearhead"...
- Wait!
I have an app that analyzes radio waves...
It is true that you are
an expert in snitching.
Idiot, I can trace the signal!
Strexxler, what is it?
He must be cleaning up.
He better do.
[Phone notification sound]
The sons of bitches!!
Ah well at least he did not go for a walk.
June, are you okay?
You did the right thing.
He was going to kill us...
He's making me nervous... Can you...?
Yes let's move him.
Put down your gun!
What...?
Everyone hands up!
Precinct, I have a 10-35...
Help us!
Precinct...?
Shit!
Stand back!
No, sheriff, that's no use!
[Radio jammed]
Precinct...?
[Gun bang]
It's okay, we took care of him...
- Cut into pieces and put in the compost.
- Marcus...
What?
Do you think I'm in the
mood to hear your bullshit?
No.
I don't know if you realize but
what's going on
this shitty night
It's all your fault!
I was quiet here.
I just needed a change of scenery.
And I had to train
and which I rehearse for my audition.
And you had to show up to force this on me!
But couldn't you just leave me alone?
Can't you just spend your evening watching
"An Horror Anthology" on Amazon Prime?
It was stronger than you
to come piss me off here.
What about the sheriff?
He didn't look for trouble.
He was just doing his job.
And because of you, he just got shot.
He surely has family waiting for him.
They'll never know it's your fault.
And the guy you crushed...
It's so disgusting...
All because you two are
big
morons.
Do you know what I want to do?
I wanna go out and tell them
that I have
nothing to do with it
that you two are responsible!
Because I didn't ask for anything!
You just killed one of theirs anyway.
You could say it's me...
but not sure that changes anything.
I'll tell them you have
nothing to do with it.
Drop your "wish.com" bravery...
Did you see how determined they are?
They are going to massacre us.
You better put that in your hear now.
Well said!
Oliver, let's tell her what we found.
The house is managed by a
super home automation system.
We cut the power, the doors open.
This is what they wanted to do.
They hadn't expected that
a generator would be there.
Such a crazy house!
I don't know where this generator is...
But there it is.
It must be behind the gate.
Does that mean we're
protected? Can't they come in?
It's a generator, so it's
not going to last forever.
Meaning?
I picked up a signal.
I'm breaking the encryption. Easy.
And we should have the answer...
[Countdown beeps]
As soon as that damn generator
is down, we extract the target.
You do the house cleaning.
And we get our check.
To tour the world of whores from seven
to seventy-seven until the end of our days.
Got it?
I'll take the money.
And underage whores,
I'll leave them to you.
I'll go and get some gray-haired
playboys in the Bahamas.
What do the guards do with them?
What did you not understand in
"clean up"?
It's weird knowing how
much time you have left to live.
You may know it, you are never prepared.
See this counter...
All your projects...
Nothing.
And your life...
What have you accomplished?
Only a lightning passage without a trace.
You don't mind knowing we're
going to die in 45 minutes?
Two slackers like you, without a plan...
Don't ask too much, eh?
I intend to stay alive and make plans.
The only thing that interests me there
It is to welcome
them with great fanfare
and to kill with a hiscore
before leaving.
[Soft music]
What?
I'm sorry for that rotten night.
You can.
- I just wanted...
- I know very well what you wanted to do...
I know you you know...
You're not a bad guy.
You're even pretty cute.
Sometimes we just want to pamper you.
But that is not enough.
You get it?
I need something else.
I need to make plans.
I'm fed up with odd jobs.
You have no plan.
You just like playing
silly with Marcus
and doing bullshit
on your phone.
I think I'm worth better than that.
And I know you know it.
I need something else.
It doesn't take anything away
from what we've been through.
See, the moment I decided to break up
I found this job.
And I was called for an audition.
That means a lot.
You will tell me right now, the projects...
And you see you don't even ask
me what kind of audition I have.
Looks like I don't
interest you that much...
Yes, yes I wanted to ask you...
How much time left?
I'll take a stand.
[Oliver cries]
[Sad music]
[Countdown beeps]
[Tactical music]
[Machine gun bangs]
[Tactical music]
[Gun bangs]
[Tap open]
[Machine gun bangs]
[Tap open]
[Tap closed]
[Gun bang]
[Gun bang]
[Machine gun bangs]
Received. Guys, we have a sixty-six!
Clear eyes.
Full heart.
Panthers.
Guys, stop this circus, we're gonna...
"Lion" to you...
We got something...
Received...
They want us to party
with him before killing him.
Do you think you're scaring me?
I am 12th Dan of Akihapkido...
I kill you... I kill you...
Who goes first?
You?
You?
[Henchmen scream]
[Machinegun bangs]
[Knife sounds]
[Bones crushed]
[Henchman shouts]
[Marcus screams]
[Epic music]
[Henchman shouts]
[Chair breaks]
[Machinegun bangs]
[Henchman screams]
[Henchman shouts]
[Bones crushed]
[Tray crushed]
Damn June!
I take back everything I said about you.
You are the queen!
Where is Oliver?
[Oliver screams]
Are you going?
The doors are open.
Make sure it stays clear here.
I'll pick up Robert Vaughn
And we get out of here!
Who will she pick up?
What is this mess?
Is this your team of professionals?
Wulfstreme, let me take care of it!
Go! Both of you, go!
Band of faggots, is that all you got?
Shit!
[Explosion]
Keep it warm
I'll go clean upstairs.
[Marcus screams]
[Machinegun bangs]
[June screams]
It's soon over, cutie.
[Gate grates]
I have an ugly face but you are champion!
Don't make your case worse!
Anyway, the outcome...
You, slut!
Mademoiselle, nice meeting you.
Oliver?
We think we have wasted enough time.
I applaud your resistance.
But the funniest things come to an end.
How strange, I see
that you no longer
want to do your French cancan.
I'll get right to the point.
Where is he?
But your guy is dead, you idiots!
I thought I told you there
was no point in playing.
Where is that fucking prototype?!!!
We already told you!!
We do not know anything!!
We do not understand
what is happening!
Your guy is already dead...
[Gun bangs]
[June screams]
No doubt this ape clown
does not have a decisive role.
There is only one left.
The one that matters I guess.
Scumbag!
Come on!
[Sad song]
I don't even know what
you're talking about!
What prototype?
There was an accident. Guys ran over a guy!
Your guy is dead!
Everyone is dead.
All this for a fucking accident!
You are lucky to be the last.
Hypothetically the one who
has the most information.
The reason why you don't
end up like your cronies.
New question.
How do we open the gate in the cellar?
I don't know.
I'm not supposed to open it.
I was hired as a house sitter.
I don't know about your damn gate.
Neither about your prototype.
Don't blame us for insisting.
[Strexxler shouts]
You won't last long.
You won't get a medal for that.
Beneath my innocent looks...
I am your worst enemy.
What?!
I am a heron!!!
[Katarina screams]
Katarina, finish the job!!!
[Energy flows]
[Take-off]