Honeymoon (2023) Movie Script
You bought them.
Eva, I didn't know
what was going to happen.
I asked you not to buy them and you did.
You didn't ask me anything.
I told you I hated cartoons.
They weren't for you,
they were for Jonas.
I don't want them!
Neither do I.
Fuck, I don't want them!
Me neither.
But it's not that man's fault.
We'll go out there and say
we changed our minds. That's that.
You're going out there.
Alright, I'll do it.
I'm not going to try to sell you
an encyclopedia. Don't worry.
You carry all of them in your cell phones.
And in all languages,
to choose which ones to ignore.
I wouldn't sell you tableware, either.
Nor a food processor.
Nor a set of knives
with a ham. You know why?
You'd eat the ham
and wouldn't buy the knives.
That's not why. Because you already have
all of these things or you can get them.
And I sell what nobody has
but everyone needs.
I sell childhoods, my friends.
Cartoons?
- Wait until the end.
- I hate cartoons.
Eva... the end.
Two things connect you to your kids.
Only two.
Your childhood...
...and theirs.
Don't tell me you wouldn't like
them to be similar.
Ah, okay, now I know
what this is all about.
What's it about, then?
I never watched Mazinger Z. Did you?
- Of course.
- There.
- What? There what?
- You want to win the kid over.
Fuck... What?
I didn't even know what this guy sells.
- Then why are we here?
- We're waiting until the end.
Mazinger!
Thanks a lot.
Please.
Thanks.
You're a real idiot.
Are you buying
this shit to get that for free?
No, this shit is ours now, right?
Yes, just for attending.
Attending that nonsense?
I'd have sung.
I didn't want to push it.
It'd be nice
to have a souvenir of the weekend.
And sure, it is.
But tell me, Carlos, in 20 years...
Twenty- two.
Twenty- two. Have I ever worn
that kind of necklace?
- Never.
- Never. Why do you think that might be?
You didn't own one?
Go to Hell.
It's clear your wife
doesn't like costume jewelry.
But the question is,
does your son like cartoons?
What's his name?
My son? Jonas.
- Like the whale?
- Like Jonas. I dunno the whale's name.
On Monday he's back from the USA.
He went to see
his grandparents, my folks.
She doesn't like them either.
The best ones don't like anything.
But you must be there,
in case they change their minds.
So? Shall we make Jonas happy or not?
When Jonas arrives
on Monday, you must leave.
It's just a necklace.
You don't have to wear it.
When Jonas arrives,
I'll leave if you don't.
We'll both leave.
It isn't Monday yet.
Yes it is.
It's always Monday.
Why are we here, Eva?
I don't know, Carlos.
Why are we here?
To try again, right?
Didn't we agree on that?
The last chance.
Do you promise?
Hello?
Eva?
Don"t you have insurance?
Insurance for what?
I don't know,
one for this kind of things.
We're not doing
too well right now.
Let me call a friend.
He'll know what to do.
It's my first time.
Your first time for what?
Well, that something so awful
isn't strictly for the police.
The second one.
He's not answering.
He's nearby, come with me.
Inigo!
One more time and I'll tell everyone
you almost never...
...wee the bed.
Mario...
These two have lost their son...
My condolences.
Follow me.
We do it all: coroner, customs,
repatriation of the body...
Where did the boy die?
In Rumson. In New Jersey.
We'll get him on and off the plane.
Once he's here, you decide
what to do with him. Please.
Well...
Where are the... Where are the cards?
El Paso, the company.
Fill this in first.
How long will it take?
Ah, three days.
Eight. Depends.
Here.
Thank you.
Sometimes I do it in five.
How much is it?
Is it worth unpacking?
LOVE MOON CAFE
How much?
Fifteen hundred.
Between both accounts.
And we need 5000 upfront
for the American expenses.
Yes, Eva, I was there.
We pay the rest when he's here.
Eva...
I was there.
Your parents have money?
My parents?
How can we get that much money?
What's this?
So you're hiding money now?
Should I be happy about this?
I don't know. I would be in this case.
You're an asshole.
We need 25,000.
You said you'd get an advance
at work to pay for the child's trip.
- I got a loan instead.
- Now they won't give us another.
I'll ask for an advance.
Your balls would have
to grow out on the way to the factory.
Or you drop yours and call your sister.
That won't happen.
Yeah, so I'll have to grow some.
That's right.
Here, go on, take the car.
Come in.
Sorry.
Er...
- Carlos.
- Carlos. Yes, Carlos. Go ahead.
I need an advance.
Of what?
Of my salary.
It isn't possible.
We aren't doing well.
My kid died yesterday in the USA...
and I need to bring his body back.
Fuck...
they charge you for everything.
Well.
Thanks, Carlos.
We're here if you need us.
I need an advance.
Carlos, you know what I mean.
Close the door.
Hey!
What? Yes, they're on it.
Four or five days, maybe three.
Without the money
he stays on the plane.
Great, Carlos! Now what do we do?
Yes, of course. Okay, yes.
It's me.
Yes, a long time, yes.
See you? How about now?
I forgive you, come in.
Over here.
I'm... cooking.
- Do you like tuna yakitori?
- What?
It's fine. You'll try it later.
It's the same if you don't know
what it is. It tastes like tuna.
Leti, I'm not staying for lunch.
How long has it been since we...
saw each other? Since the wedding?
But I wasn't at your wedding, remember.
Since I announced it.
Oh, yes. But if I'd known
you were shagging my boyfriend...
I would've stopped talking to you sooner.
- Victor wasn't yours.
- Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.
Mum and dad understood that perfectly.
They needed a partner for the dealership,
they didn't care
which daughter he was with.
Mum and dad died with the sorrow
of never meeting Jonas.
They died upset because Jonas
was mine and not yours.
Fuck them.
This isn't you.
I'm worse, or else I wouldn't be here.
What do you want?
Twenty- five grand.
Jonas died yesterday in the USA.
I need the money to bring him back.
Don't you want to see me burying him?
Victor would kill me if I gave it to you.
For being a dickhead.
Don't tell him.
Eva, honey.
I don't know about your marriage,
but we tell each other everything.
Eva...
I'm sorry about your son.
You no longer take my calls.
- No.
Did you tell her?
So why the hell are you here?
The cook recognised me.
The cook goes back to the jungle
if she recognises anyone.
Why are you here, Eva?
Why am I doing this?
To shame Carlos
and fuck with your sister.
It's ruining me.
Because you don't take my calls, babe.
You'll be over it when you cum.
How about today, huh?
Jonas is dead, Victor.
What do you mean?
I need 25,000 euros
to bring back the body.
- Where was he?
- Are you gonna give me the money?
Of course, honey, of course. You bet.
I'll call you later.
We'll fuck and talk it over.
Why did you get fired?
Why won't your sister lend you the money?
Koji can fight... evil and terror...
And with him, his ro...
Where's the kid?
Maybe now isn't a good time.
No, it really isn't. But, come in.
Thanks.
Over here.
Just a second.
Yes, whatever you need.
So I can take a break.
You bought them.
Eva, I didn't know
what would happen.
I asked you not
to buy them and you did.
You didn't ask me anything.
I told you I hated cartoons.
They weren't for you,
they were for Jonas.
I don't want them!
Neither do I.
Fuck, I don't want them!
Me neither.
It's not that man's fault.
We'll go out there and tell him
we've changed our minds. That's that.
You're going out there.
Okay, I'll do it.
Don't worry,
it was to be paid on delivery.
That would be the last straw!
There's no money to bring
my son back but there is for crap.
You see, we've changed our mind.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you okay?
Eva...
Eva!
Is he...?
Dead.
Do something.
Me?
Something.
- Let's call someone.
- Who?
Search for his cell phone or...
his wallet!
Here, it's here.
His ID, something.
Andrs Dopico Martin. Now what?
Look in the folder.
Just customer orders.
Who shall we call?
Nobody.
There's 2000 euros here at least.
Eva...
What if there are
more films in the car?
Which one could it be?
Must be this one.
Isn't the other one the inspector's?
No shit!
Eva... Eva!I
Inspector...
- Rebeca.
- Rebeca.
Sorry to disturb you. I'm just checking
if you're okay or if you need anything.
If you have 25,000 euros.
Pick it up.
It's your friend Mario.
The papers are a fuss.
I can imagine.
Hello?
What?
What? There's a dead guy on the sofa,
I had to get her off your back.
Let's go.
Come on, get in the fucking car.
That's it, good. Go on.
No!
What's up?
No!
She's bumped into it!
Come on, that's nothing.
Get lost.
Inspector, a man on a fifth floor balcony.
Venezuela Street. He says he'll jump.
When are they coming back?
At the end of the month.
There's plenty of time.
Won't he start smelling?
Any better ideas?
We borrow his life for a few days
and we give it back. That's it.
He doesn't need it anymore.
...44- 603...
You'll fall asleep.
When I fall asleep, turn it on.
I can't believe he has no cell phone.
Maybe no one calls him.
We don't have anyone to call us.
And yet we have phones.
Carlos...
Now what? Now what?
Now you calm down.
We'll take her with us.
Her dad is dead.
Exactly, he's dead
and nobody can find out.
We need his car, his cartoons
and his money to bring Jonas back.
And when it's over,
we'll return the girl.
To whom, Eva? To whom?
To whoever.
This is getting out of hand.
Fine. I'll go.
Stay with the girl,
but make sure nobody sees her.
Don't you have a tongue?
Okay, you have one.
One less thing to worry about.
So are you adopted or what?
You don't understand a thing.
I think you have...
...superpowers. Don't you?
And that backpack?
Look what we have here.
No battery. Even better.
Here.
Let's go.
Enjoy.
Thanks.
Come on, eat.
How shall we sleep?
Me in the bed.
Okay.
Is it tasty?
That's it.
Good night.
You must take your ID.
If they come, they'll see her.
Bring our suitcases!
What?
How are you?
And you?
Good.
Did we arrange to meet?
I've bought a baby car seat.
There's five months left, Rebeca.
I'd like to think
I'm waiting for her, too.
You're waiting for her, too.
But on my own.
What do you want?
The scan's the day after tomorrow.
That's two days from now.
In case you forgot.
Shit!
Silva... I dented a van's bumper
yesterday. Can you sort the insurance?
Yes, sure.
Don't move, okay?
We'll be right back.
Wait, wait, wait.
It worked for him.
Oh God.
You're going to fall. See?
Power, evil, Koji can control...
Eva?
- You or me?
- Me. Smile.
Good morning. Here we have your cartoons.
What cartoons?
You know, right?
My husband says our son's
too old for cartoons.
No, ma'am.
Nobody's too old for cartoons.
I'm not too old for cartoons.
I am.
The plan seemed good to me.
The plan was good, it's us who suck.
Remind me why I must take
these absurd walks.
Gas stations have CCTV
and they may be looking for the car.
There's no comparison
with these cartoons.
Must I return the necklace?
Sorry.
- Sorry.
- Nothing.
I'm C o m I n 9 !
How did the fat guy sell this junk?
I don't know, Eva.
Come in, darling.
Who are you? What do you want?
Sorry, she's with us.
What is it, honey? Do you need a wee?
She needs a wee.
Come, lovely. Come.
Don't do that again. I'll tie you
to the steering wheel if I need to.
Where did you get that?
Of course, we'll be there.
With the money, of course.
Thank you very much, Mario.
For everything.
Here.
The day after tomorrow at 2 P.M.
How much are we missing?
Four collections or a good drawer.
Whichever comes first.
How long's she been doing this?
No idea, but she's good at it.
Doing bad things right counts as good?
Shit. Does it count?
She's worse at brushing her teeth.
Here. In circles. That's it.
When did Jonas learn?
When he was seven?
Right. Everyone get to bed.
Right now!
For once and for all!
What?
Can't you sleep?
Come here.
...has been very well received...
With our love...
It's my fault for trusting guys like you!
Let's preheat the oven to 180 degrees...
Pizza!
Let's do something.
Mazinger...
This was the best thing about
Saturdays. Well, this, and buttered bread.
Do you know what butter is?
And Saturdays?
Never mind. I'll tell you.
Look, that's Koji, Koji Kabuto.
Koji's the pilot of Mazinger Z,
a big robot built to fight evil.
And that's Sayaka.
Koji's girlfriend.
She controls Aphrodite, another robot
built to fight evil, like Mazinger Z.
When Koji screws up, Sayaka is there.
And when Sayaka screws up...
Koji's there.
Don't worry, one day you'll be Sayaka
to whoever you want.
If you want to.
Can I call you Sayaka?
Sounds good?
Sayaka!
Good morning.
You can go with Sayaka,
as you two get on so well.
Mazinger is strong,
Mazinger is brave.
It's rage...
Right?
Come on.
What's up?
Sons of bitches
who still live with their mums.
It's all here.
We've been seen.
We have to get rid of the car.
How?
Victor has a car dealership.
He'll know scrapyards,
car graveyards, those places.
We're not talking to Victor.
Okay.
I'll ask around.
That's better.
The lights go out sooner or later.
You're shattered.
Thank God I'm floating in the water.
Wait for me to get out.
I've got a plane for that couple's kid.
Call them.
Later.
How are you?
Compared to who?
To them? Fucking amazing.
Compared to yourself three months ago.
Fucking amazing, too.
What about her?
Do you mean Lucia?
Don't you want to know
who she goes to bed with?
- Do you know?
- She's my niece, I can find out.
Yeah, so can I.
You can what?
I can find out as well.
But that'd be cheating, I'm a cop.
- You're an idiot.
- That too.
Hi, Silva.
What Scenic?
Then, that plate was a duplicate.
And this is a gem. Amazing.
With a more than reasonable price.
Before we talk about money, try it.
A strong point
of this car is its ergonomics.
It's ergonomically comfortable.
Plus, the upholstery is alcantara,
like the suede of a shoe. Amazing.
It's like being in your lounge,
you're just missing a remote.
Allow me for just one second.
Sorry. Lucia!
Can you serve these customers?
Thanks. Sorry. One moment.
Hi! Do you like it?
Carlos, long time no see.
A long time.
Look, Victor. I need to get rid of a car.
Bring it in
and I'll see what I can give you.
Get rid of it, Victor. Get rid.
That's harder.
For you? Come on.
I think you've got
the wrong idea about me, Carlitos.
Probably, but you owe it to me.
I owe it to you? Owe what to you?
Why? For marrying the right sister?
For fucking the wrong one.
Who's also my wife.
One of the two things.
Well... I owe you.
I owe you.
Antonio won't ask any questions.
I'll tell him you're coming.
He'll give me another car, right?
Yes. Of course, yes.
Eva, Eva...
...bitch.
Move!
Get back!
Don't worry, don't be scared.
He's big but he's stupid.
I've been told you want
another car for this one.
That one okay?
Is it okay?
No, but it works.
It's clean, not like yours.
Look how gorgeous.
Well, if we all agree...
Let's go into my office.
It'll be five grand.
Sorry?
Five thousand.
Wasn't it an exchange?
Not anymore.
We don't have five grand.
Then you have a problem.
How about we call Victor
and we sort something out?
Why don't you make me a better offer?
Anything suits me.
This will work.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Now!
Get out!
Run to the car! Run!
Antonio!
Antonio!
Antonio...
Antonio...
Here, give it to me.
Like this?
Can she write?
You don't like costume jewelry.
I don't like it.
Ah, no?
Nor motels.
Nor chips.
Nor fucking cartoons.
What have we got?
Antonio Torices, scrapyard owner,
and Victor de la Mata,
car salesman. He owns a car dealership.
Or rather, he owned.
Natural death, I guess.
I'm missing details.
But I say Victor killed Antonio
and Antonio's dog killed him.
And the dog?
He had to be sedated. He bit.
One second, I need to go to the car.
Don't touch a thing.
I never do.
BABE, I CAN'T WAITO RUN AWAY WITH YOU!
I'll send you the photos.
You don't need to stay.
TOMORROW I WILL NO LONGER GO TO WORK.
SEE YOU AT THE AIRPORT. LY.
We have to take her home
before Jonas arrives.
And after?
Inspector, inspector.
Silva.
Remember that van
with the duplicated plates?
Yesterday someone reported a robbery
at a house near the park.
A man and a Chinese girl
who were selling cartoons.
I didn't realise at first,
but when I saw the Scenic license plate...
Do the plates match?
Yes, does it make sense to you?
It makes perfect sense, there must be
more reports like that. Silva, find them.
Good morning.
What do you want?
Does Andrs Dopico live here?
Why?
He's lost his driving license.
- Here.
- No.
I must hand it to him in person.
Those are the rules.
I'm his mother.
Yeah, but you aren't him.
He isn't here.
How about you call him and ask
where I can give it to him?
But who are you?
What are you, a police officer?
No, a civil servant.
I'd be grateful for a glass of water.
Okay, fine. Come in.
You see, my Andrs
doesn't like the police.
Me neither.
I don't want him to tell me off.
And my water?
Ah... yes.
Okay. I'll call him.
Don't touch anything, please.
I never do.
Fuck, I can't work like this! Mum!
Up against the wall! Now!
You too, ma'am.
Let's go.
Get back.
What's this, mum?
Is anyone else in there?
Anyone else?
Sure?
The girls are there.
What girls? Stay still!
What the hell?
Sorry, don't worry.
It's okay. Don't be scared.
I'll help you. Yes?
Yes? Okay.
Hey, wait!
Don't move.
Hey, wait!
Andrs, hey!
Hey!
Eva.
Eva.
Eva, enough.
Why were the police there?
Maybe they know.
So what?
It's 11. Let's get Jonas from the airport.
I need to get spruced up first.
At home.
Like normal people.
We have a huge white man.
I reckon he died about three days ago.
The owners found him on their couch
when they returned from vacation.
No signs of violence.
Awesome.
If he's been dead for three days,
who's the bastard with the cartoons?
Yes.
In the caf.
I'll be there in five.
See you.
They've got the money.
How romantic.
They're your mates, it's my job.
They aren't my mates,
but they've lost a child.
They shouldn't have to pay for anything.
After today, you mean.
Of course.
Departure of flight 1271
destination Berlin.
Please may passengers proceed
to Gate 7 for boarding.
The plane's about to land.
You can watch from this window.
Let me know later at the undertaker's.
Burial...
Cremation...
Cremation and burial...
Let me know.
I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU?
AT CHECK- IN... HURRY UP
Departure of flight number 2711 to Venice.
Please may passengers proceed
to Gate 11 for boarding.
He isn't coming.
He was found dead in a scrapyard.
I'm sorry.
You told me you didn't know
who the father was.
I lied to you.
She's mine.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost.
We ask her companions to pick her up
at the information desk. Thank you.
It's just Jonas.
It's as if the three of us are in there.
But it's just Jonas, right?
Not us.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost.
We ask her companions to pick her up
at the information desk. Thank you.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost...
...who goes
by the name of Sayaka...
Is she yours?
Careful.
Losing a child
is a lot easier than it looks.
A lot easier.
Did you know Sayaka is the girlfriend
of Koji, the pilot of Mazinger Z?
What's Mazinger Z?
A Japanese cartoon.
But... that girl looked Chinese.
Yeah. There's always something
that doesn't add up.
People think they can
start again whenever.
But people are assholes.
People don't learn.
Never.
Nothing.
Hey... What time do you finish work?
Eva, I didn't know
what was going to happen.
I asked you not to buy them and you did.
You didn't ask me anything.
I told you I hated cartoons.
They weren't for you,
they were for Jonas.
I don't want them!
Neither do I.
Fuck, I don't want them!
Me neither.
But it's not that man's fault.
We'll go out there and say
we changed our minds. That's that.
You're going out there.
Alright, I'll do it.
I'm not going to try to sell you
an encyclopedia. Don't worry.
You carry all of them in your cell phones.
And in all languages,
to choose which ones to ignore.
I wouldn't sell you tableware, either.
Nor a food processor.
Nor a set of knives
with a ham. You know why?
You'd eat the ham
and wouldn't buy the knives.
That's not why. Because you already have
all of these things or you can get them.
And I sell what nobody has
but everyone needs.
I sell childhoods, my friends.
Cartoons?
- Wait until the end.
- I hate cartoons.
Eva... the end.
Two things connect you to your kids.
Only two.
Your childhood...
...and theirs.
Don't tell me you wouldn't like
them to be similar.
Ah, okay, now I know
what this is all about.
What's it about, then?
I never watched Mazinger Z. Did you?
- Of course.
- There.
- What? There what?
- You want to win the kid over.
Fuck... What?
I didn't even know what this guy sells.
- Then why are we here?
- We're waiting until the end.
Mazinger!
Thanks a lot.
Please.
Thanks.
You're a real idiot.
Are you buying
this shit to get that for free?
No, this shit is ours now, right?
Yes, just for attending.
Attending that nonsense?
I'd have sung.
I didn't want to push it.
It'd be nice
to have a souvenir of the weekend.
And sure, it is.
But tell me, Carlos, in 20 years...
Twenty- two.
Twenty- two. Have I ever worn
that kind of necklace?
- Never.
- Never. Why do you think that might be?
You didn't own one?
Go to Hell.
It's clear your wife
doesn't like costume jewelry.
But the question is,
does your son like cartoons?
What's his name?
My son? Jonas.
- Like the whale?
- Like Jonas. I dunno the whale's name.
On Monday he's back from the USA.
He went to see
his grandparents, my folks.
She doesn't like them either.
The best ones don't like anything.
But you must be there,
in case they change their minds.
So? Shall we make Jonas happy or not?
When Jonas arrives
on Monday, you must leave.
It's just a necklace.
You don't have to wear it.
When Jonas arrives,
I'll leave if you don't.
We'll both leave.
It isn't Monday yet.
Yes it is.
It's always Monday.
Why are we here, Eva?
I don't know, Carlos.
Why are we here?
To try again, right?
Didn't we agree on that?
The last chance.
Do you promise?
Hello?
Eva?
Don"t you have insurance?
Insurance for what?
I don't know,
one for this kind of things.
We're not doing
too well right now.
Let me call a friend.
He'll know what to do.
It's my first time.
Your first time for what?
Well, that something so awful
isn't strictly for the police.
The second one.
He's not answering.
He's nearby, come with me.
Inigo!
One more time and I'll tell everyone
you almost never...
...wee the bed.
Mario...
These two have lost their son...
My condolences.
Follow me.
We do it all: coroner, customs,
repatriation of the body...
Where did the boy die?
In Rumson. In New Jersey.
We'll get him on and off the plane.
Once he's here, you decide
what to do with him. Please.
Well...
Where are the... Where are the cards?
El Paso, the company.
Fill this in first.
How long will it take?
Ah, three days.
Eight. Depends.
Here.
Thank you.
Sometimes I do it in five.
How much is it?
Is it worth unpacking?
LOVE MOON CAFE
How much?
Fifteen hundred.
Between both accounts.
And we need 5000 upfront
for the American expenses.
Yes, Eva, I was there.
We pay the rest when he's here.
Eva...
I was there.
Your parents have money?
My parents?
How can we get that much money?
What's this?
So you're hiding money now?
Should I be happy about this?
I don't know. I would be in this case.
You're an asshole.
We need 25,000.
You said you'd get an advance
at work to pay for the child's trip.
- I got a loan instead.
- Now they won't give us another.
I'll ask for an advance.
Your balls would have
to grow out on the way to the factory.
Or you drop yours and call your sister.
That won't happen.
Yeah, so I'll have to grow some.
That's right.
Here, go on, take the car.
Come in.
Sorry.
Er...
- Carlos.
- Carlos. Yes, Carlos. Go ahead.
I need an advance.
Of what?
Of my salary.
It isn't possible.
We aren't doing well.
My kid died yesterday in the USA...
and I need to bring his body back.
Fuck...
they charge you for everything.
Well.
Thanks, Carlos.
We're here if you need us.
I need an advance.
Carlos, you know what I mean.
Close the door.
Hey!
What? Yes, they're on it.
Four or five days, maybe three.
Without the money
he stays on the plane.
Great, Carlos! Now what do we do?
Yes, of course. Okay, yes.
It's me.
Yes, a long time, yes.
See you? How about now?
I forgive you, come in.
Over here.
I'm... cooking.
- Do you like tuna yakitori?
- What?
It's fine. You'll try it later.
It's the same if you don't know
what it is. It tastes like tuna.
Leti, I'm not staying for lunch.
How long has it been since we...
saw each other? Since the wedding?
But I wasn't at your wedding, remember.
Since I announced it.
Oh, yes. But if I'd known
you were shagging my boyfriend...
I would've stopped talking to you sooner.
- Victor wasn't yours.
- Yeah, yeah. I know, I know.
Mum and dad understood that perfectly.
They needed a partner for the dealership,
they didn't care
which daughter he was with.
Mum and dad died with the sorrow
of never meeting Jonas.
They died upset because Jonas
was mine and not yours.
Fuck them.
This isn't you.
I'm worse, or else I wouldn't be here.
What do you want?
Twenty- five grand.
Jonas died yesterday in the USA.
I need the money to bring him back.
Don't you want to see me burying him?
Victor would kill me if I gave it to you.
For being a dickhead.
Don't tell him.
Eva, honey.
I don't know about your marriage,
but we tell each other everything.
Eva...
I'm sorry about your son.
You no longer take my calls.
- No.
Did you tell her?
So why the hell are you here?
The cook recognised me.
The cook goes back to the jungle
if she recognises anyone.
Why are you here, Eva?
Why am I doing this?
To shame Carlos
and fuck with your sister.
It's ruining me.
Because you don't take my calls, babe.
You'll be over it when you cum.
How about today, huh?
Jonas is dead, Victor.
What do you mean?
I need 25,000 euros
to bring back the body.
- Where was he?
- Are you gonna give me the money?
Of course, honey, of course. You bet.
I'll call you later.
We'll fuck and talk it over.
Why did you get fired?
Why won't your sister lend you the money?
Koji can fight... evil and terror...
And with him, his ro...
Where's the kid?
Maybe now isn't a good time.
No, it really isn't. But, come in.
Thanks.
Over here.
Just a second.
Yes, whatever you need.
So I can take a break.
You bought them.
Eva, I didn't know
what would happen.
I asked you not
to buy them and you did.
You didn't ask me anything.
I told you I hated cartoons.
They weren't for you,
they were for Jonas.
I don't want them!
Neither do I.
Fuck, I don't want them!
Me neither.
It's not that man's fault.
We'll go out there and tell him
we've changed our minds. That's that.
You're going out there.
Okay, I'll do it.
Don't worry,
it was to be paid on delivery.
That would be the last straw!
There's no money to bring
my son back but there is for crap.
You see, we've changed our mind.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you okay?
Eva...
Eva!
Is he...?
Dead.
Do something.
Me?
Something.
- Let's call someone.
- Who?
Search for his cell phone or...
his wallet!
Here, it's here.
His ID, something.
Andrs Dopico Martin. Now what?
Look in the folder.
Just customer orders.
Who shall we call?
Nobody.
There's 2000 euros here at least.
Eva...
What if there are
more films in the car?
Which one could it be?
Must be this one.
Isn't the other one the inspector's?
No shit!
Eva... Eva!I
Inspector...
- Rebeca.
- Rebeca.
Sorry to disturb you. I'm just checking
if you're okay or if you need anything.
If you have 25,000 euros.
Pick it up.
It's your friend Mario.
The papers are a fuss.
I can imagine.
Hello?
What?
What? There's a dead guy on the sofa,
I had to get her off your back.
Let's go.
Come on, get in the fucking car.
That's it, good. Go on.
No!
What's up?
No!
She's bumped into it!
Come on, that's nothing.
Get lost.
Inspector, a man on a fifth floor balcony.
Venezuela Street. He says he'll jump.
When are they coming back?
At the end of the month.
There's plenty of time.
Won't he start smelling?
Any better ideas?
We borrow his life for a few days
and we give it back. That's it.
He doesn't need it anymore.
...44- 603...
You'll fall asleep.
When I fall asleep, turn it on.
I can't believe he has no cell phone.
Maybe no one calls him.
We don't have anyone to call us.
And yet we have phones.
Carlos...
Now what? Now what?
Now you calm down.
We'll take her with us.
Her dad is dead.
Exactly, he's dead
and nobody can find out.
We need his car, his cartoons
and his money to bring Jonas back.
And when it's over,
we'll return the girl.
To whom, Eva? To whom?
To whoever.
This is getting out of hand.
Fine. I'll go.
Stay with the girl,
but make sure nobody sees her.
Don't you have a tongue?
Okay, you have one.
One less thing to worry about.
So are you adopted or what?
You don't understand a thing.
I think you have...
...superpowers. Don't you?
And that backpack?
Look what we have here.
No battery. Even better.
Here.
Let's go.
Enjoy.
Thanks.
Come on, eat.
How shall we sleep?
Me in the bed.
Okay.
Is it tasty?
That's it.
Good night.
You must take your ID.
If they come, they'll see her.
Bring our suitcases!
What?
How are you?
And you?
Good.
Did we arrange to meet?
I've bought a baby car seat.
There's five months left, Rebeca.
I'd like to think
I'm waiting for her, too.
You're waiting for her, too.
But on my own.
What do you want?
The scan's the day after tomorrow.
That's two days from now.
In case you forgot.
Shit!
Silva... I dented a van's bumper
yesterday. Can you sort the insurance?
Yes, sure.
Don't move, okay?
We'll be right back.
Wait, wait, wait.
It worked for him.
Oh God.
You're going to fall. See?
Power, evil, Koji can control...
Eva?
- You or me?
- Me. Smile.
Good morning. Here we have your cartoons.
What cartoons?
You know, right?
My husband says our son's
too old for cartoons.
No, ma'am.
Nobody's too old for cartoons.
I'm not too old for cartoons.
I am.
The plan seemed good to me.
The plan was good, it's us who suck.
Remind me why I must take
these absurd walks.
Gas stations have CCTV
and they may be looking for the car.
There's no comparison
with these cartoons.
Must I return the necklace?
Sorry.
- Sorry.
- Nothing.
I'm C o m I n 9 !
How did the fat guy sell this junk?
I don't know, Eva.
Come in, darling.
Who are you? What do you want?
Sorry, she's with us.
What is it, honey? Do you need a wee?
She needs a wee.
Come, lovely. Come.
Don't do that again. I'll tie you
to the steering wheel if I need to.
Where did you get that?
Of course, we'll be there.
With the money, of course.
Thank you very much, Mario.
For everything.
Here.
The day after tomorrow at 2 P.M.
How much are we missing?
Four collections or a good drawer.
Whichever comes first.
How long's she been doing this?
No idea, but she's good at it.
Doing bad things right counts as good?
Shit. Does it count?
She's worse at brushing her teeth.
Here. In circles. That's it.
When did Jonas learn?
When he was seven?
Right. Everyone get to bed.
Right now!
For once and for all!
What?
Can't you sleep?
Come here.
...has been very well received...
With our love...
It's my fault for trusting guys like you!
Let's preheat the oven to 180 degrees...
Pizza!
Let's do something.
Mazinger...
This was the best thing about
Saturdays. Well, this, and buttered bread.
Do you know what butter is?
And Saturdays?
Never mind. I'll tell you.
Look, that's Koji, Koji Kabuto.
Koji's the pilot of Mazinger Z,
a big robot built to fight evil.
And that's Sayaka.
Koji's girlfriend.
She controls Aphrodite, another robot
built to fight evil, like Mazinger Z.
When Koji screws up, Sayaka is there.
And when Sayaka screws up...
Koji's there.
Don't worry, one day you'll be Sayaka
to whoever you want.
If you want to.
Can I call you Sayaka?
Sounds good?
Sayaka!
Good morning.
You can go with Sayaka,
as you two get on so well.
Mazinger is strong,
Mazinger is brave.
It's rage...
Right?
Come on.
What's up?
Sons of bitches
who still live with their mums.
It's all here.
We've been seen.
We have to get rid of the car.
How?
Victor has a car dealership.
He'll know scrapyards,
car graveyards, those places.
We're not talking to Victor.
Okay.
I'll ask around.
That's better.
The lights go out sooner or later.
You're shattered.
Thank God I'm floating in the water.
Wait for me to get out.
I've got a plane for that couple's kid.
Call them.
Later.
How are you?
Compared to who?
To them? Fucking amazing.
Compared to yourself three months ago.
Fucking amazing, too.
What about her?
Do you mean Lucia?
Don't you want to know
who she goes to bed with?
- Do you know?
- She's my niece, I can find out.
Yeah, so can I.
You can what?
I can find out as well.
But that'd be cheating, I'm a cop.
- You're an idiot.
- That too.
Hi, Silva.
What Scenic?
Then, that plate was a duplicate.
And this is a gem. Amazing.
With a more than reasonable price.
Before we talk about money, try it.
A strong point
of this car is its ergonomics.
It's ergonomically comfortable.
Plus, the upholstery is alcantara,
like the suede of a shoe. Amazing.
It's like being in your lounge,
you're just missing a remote.
Allow me for just one second.
Sorry. Lucia!
Can you serve these customers?
Thanks. Sorry. One moment.
Hi! Do you like it?
Carlos, long time no see.
A long time.
Look, Victor. I need to get rid of a car.
Bring it in
and I'll see what I can give you.
Get rid of it, Victor. Get rid.
That's harder.
For you? Come on.
I think you've got
the wrong idea about me, Carlitos.
Probably, but you owe it to me.
I owe it to you? Owe what to you?
Why? For marrying the right sister?
For fucking the wrong one.
Who's also my wife.
One of the two things.
Well... I owe you.
I owe you.
Antonio won't ask any questions.
I'll tell him you're coming.
He'll give me another car, right?
Yes. Of course, yes.
Eva, Eva...
...bitch.
Move!
Get back!
Don't worry, don't be scared.
He's big but he's stupid.
I've been told you want
another car for this one.
That one okay?
Is it okay?
No, but it works.
It's clean, not like yours.
Look how gorgeous.
Well, if we all agree...
Let's go into my office.
It'll be five grand.
Sorry?
Five thousand.
Wasn't it an exchange?
Not anymore.
We don't have five grand.
Then you have a problem.
How about we call Victor
and we sort something out?
Why don't you make me a better offer?
Anything suits me.
This will work.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Now!
Get out!
Run to the car! Run!
Antonio!
Antonio!
Antonio...
Antonio...
Here, give it to me.
Like this?
Can she write?
You don't like costume jewelry.
I don't like it.
Ah, no?
Nor motels.
Nor chips.
Nor fucking cartoons.
What have we got?
Antonio Torices, scrapyard owner,
and Victor de la Mata,
car salesman. He owns a car dealership.
Or rather, he owned.
Natural death, I guess.
I'm missing details.
But I say Victor killed Antonio
and Antonio's dog killed him.
And the dog?
He had to be sedated. He bit.
One second, I need to go to the car.
Don't touch a thing.
I never do.
BABE, I CAN'T WAITO RUN AWAY WITH YOU!
I'll send you the photos.
You don't need to stay.
TOMORROW I WILL NO LONGER GO TO WORK.
SEE YOU AT THE AIRPORT. LY.
We have to take her home
before Jonas arrives.
And after?
Inspector, inspector.
Silva.
Remember that van
with the duplicated plates?
Yesterday someone reported a robbery
at a house near the park.
A man and a Chinese girl
who were selling cartoons.
I didn't realise at first,
but when I saw the Scenic license plate...
Do the plates match?
Yes, does it make sense to you?
It makes perfect sense, there must be
more reports like that. Silva, find them.
Good morning.
What do you want?
Does Andrs Dopico live here?
Why?
He's lost his driving license.
- Here.
- No.
I must hand it to him in person.
Those are the rules.
I'm his mother.
Yeah, but you aren't him.
He isn't here.
How about you call him and ask
where I can give it to him?
But who are you?
What are you, a police officer?
No, a civil servant.
I'd be grateful for a glass of water.
Okay, fine. Come in.
You see, my Andrs
doesn't like the police.
Me neither.
I don't want him to tell me off.
And my water?
Ah... yes.
Okay. I'll call him.
Don't touch anything, please.
I never do.
Fuck, I can't work like this! Mum!
Up against the wall! Now!
You too, ma'am.
Let's go.
Get back.
What's this, mum?
Is anyone else in there?
Anyone else?
Sure?
The girls are there.
What girls? Stay still!
What the hell?
Sorry, don't worry.
It's okay. Don't be scared.
I'll help you. Yes?
Yes? Okay.
Hey, wait!
Don't move.
Hey, wait!
Andrs, hey!
Hey!
Eva.
Eva.
Eva, enough.
Why were the police there?
Maybe they know.
So what?
It's 11. Let's get Jonas from the airport.
I need to get spruced up first.
At home.
Like normal people.
We have a huge white man.
I reckon he died about three days ago.
The owners found him on their couch
when they returned from vacation.
No signs of violence.
Awesome.
If he's been dead for three days,
who's the bastard with the cartoons?
Yes.
In the caf.
I'll be there in five.
See you.
They've got the money.
How romantic.
They're your mates, it's my job.
They aren't my mates,
but they've lost a child.
They shouldn't have to pay for anything.
After today, you mean.
Of course.
Departure of flight 1271
destination Berlin.
Please may passengers proceed
to Gate 7 for boarding.
The plane's about to land.
You can watch from this window.
Let me know later at the undertaker's.
Burial...
Cremation...
Cremation and burial...
Let me know.
I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU?
AT CHECK- IN... HURRY UP
Departure of flight number 2711 to Venice.
Please may passengers proceed
to Gate 11 for boarding.
He isn't coming.
He was found dead in a scrapyard.
I'm sorry.
You told me you didn't know
who the father was.
I lied to you.
She's mine.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost.
We ask her companions to pick her up
at the information desk. Thank you.
It's just Jonas.
It's as if the three of us are in there.
But it's just Jonas, right?
Not us.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost.
We ask her companions to pick her up
at the information desk. Thank you.
Attention, please.
Girl with oriental features who goes
by the name of Sayaka has been lost...
...who goes
by the name of Sayaka...
Is she yours?
Careful.
Losing a child
is a lot easier than it looks.
A lot easier.
Did you know Sayaka is the girlfriend
of Koji, the pilot of Mazinger Z?
What's Mazinger Z?
A Japanese cartoon.
But... that girl looked Chinese.
Yeah. There's always something
that doesn't add up.
People think they can
start again whenever.
But people are assholes.
People don't learn.
Never.
Nothing.
Hey... What time do you finish work?