How to Meet the Lucky Stars (1996) Movie Script
Two Queens.
5 million.
I call.
Raise 5 million more.
Okay, I'll match you.
Raise 10 million more.
I fold.
My hand is an Ace, what a shame.
I call.
5 million down the drain.
I don't call.
Do Hoa has three 10s. I think she'll win.
Do Vuong has a Straight Flush. She's sure to lose.
All small cards.
Mine are even smaller.
Do Vuong, Straight Flush. Your bet.
I don't have much money left anyway.
I bet it all!
If I had four 10s, then you couldn't have a Straight Flush.
The winner will be me. I call.
Whoever holds the 10 of Spades wins.
Do Ton, are you in?
You call me Do Ton too? Of course I fold.
You're sure to lose.
I don't mind telling you.
This is the best hand I've ever had in my life.
You don't need to show your cards,
I'll show mine first.
If I don't show my cards, how can I beat you?
So what are my cards?
Are you cheating?
Do Vuong, you didn't even bother to look at your cards.
You're too old and senile.
You're cheating!
What's wrong? Can't accept the truth?
Do Vuong has lost his mind from anger.
Li Thin, I never lose my cool.
Clearly, my hand was a 10.
But it went to her, she cheated!
Vng, please calm down.
Get out of the way!
Vng, calm down.
It has nothing to do with you!
You cheated!
Why are you so angry?
Let's just forget it! We'll play another round!
Vng, you cheated!
Are you accusing me?
I'm sorry, Mr. Li. Please leave.
Get out of the way! I didn't cheat!
She's accusing me! I didn't cheat!
I hereby declare, the champion of this year's International Poker Championship...
...is Miss Thng Quan Phi Hoa!
FIVE FORTUNE STARS
(Translator: Nicky Nguyn)
(Please retain credits when used)
Producer
T L HOA
Producer
TNG CH V
Lucky Stars
HNG KIM BO - TNG CH V - NG DIU HN
PHNG TCH PHM - MIU KIU V
Leading Ladies
DIP PHNG HOA - CUNG TUYT HOA
BNH AN - MIU KH T
This money isn't mine.
Oh well, no one saw!
Thanks.
No problem, let's continue.
Let's go.
Is that all?
That's enough.
My horoscope said I'd lose money this week.
I'd say I gained money. You can't trust horoscopes.
You should trust your zodiac sign instead.
I got a whole 200,000.
But it looks like I have 200,000 in my account... could it be?
It's not our money! Don't...
What about 1.5 dollars?
Oh crap!
It's dark, and I have 200,000...
What if something happens right now...
Ancestors, please protect me from robbers.
Otherwise, I don't know...
Hit a utility pole again?
Robbers!
DIRECTOR
TRAN HUAN KY
A Bi, wake up! There's a lot of money waiting for you to earn.
Wake up.
Money!
Oh crap!
Where's my money?
I've been robbed!
Uncle Hoa, where's my 200,000?
Don't worry, it's very safe.
What's in it for you to keep my money?
That's my savings. Give it back to me.
I have a great opportunity for you, with profits potentially over 100 million.
That's why I'm looking for you.
As soon as you gather the Five Lucky Stars, we'll begin.
Over 100 million?
Forget it. Give me my money back first.
What? I want my money. Why did you give me this?
Take it.
You're someone who holds grudges, so I'll settle your grudge first.
Hello, boss!
Recognize him?
If you have a grudge, get revenge. If you want to fight, fight.
After it's done, forget everything.
Tai Da Da, you're right on time. Uncle Hoa is looking for you.
I'm not Tai Da Da, I'm Tai Da Tou.
I am the captain of the Royal Hong Kong Police.
I specialize in beating people up.
Fight or not? Fight!
Are you going to sue me for assault?
Of course not!
Go to hell!
What's going on?
This doesn't concern you. Get back to work.
Yes, sir.
What are you looking for? He's right here.
Still trying to run?
Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
To the right.
Left.
Middle!
Got you!
He's been beaten.
Report, sir. Mission accomplished.
Good!
Stop...
This is my club.
Let it go. You've had your revenge.
Quick, summon the Five Fortunes! A hundred million is waiting for you.
Go!
He won't let you off. He'll beat you wherever he finds you.
Be careful.
Thank you, sir.
Double ones.
Take it!
I know you've been waiting for the one-dot tile.
Sorry.
I'll discard the one-dot tile.
Seven dots.
Same suit.
I've won.
Four sets.
Do you know why I was quiet? Because I knew I'd draw the winning tile.
I'll take the four sets.
You don't have enough tiles. How can you take it?
Why not?
I have a winning hand!
Five of Wan.
Ten of Wan.
I win!
Win what?
I won first.
What? When was it your turn?
Xp Xm Du. 13 Phn. Pay up!
Serves you right!
Pay up...
How much?
I owe 16,384,000.
You guys can figure out the rest.
Over 80,000?
Here's the money. No change needed. I'm out.
I wonder if you guys are in cahoots.
My 80,000. No change needed.
Okay. Then we'll stop here.
Stop?
You win and want to stop? There are already 3 people.
Let me find one more person.
No need.
I'll take his place.
We have enough players. Let's continue.
How much per game?
100,000 per game, unlimited Phn. 33 rules, starting with 3 rules.
Deal.
The last person to draw gets dealt the hand.
Hurry up.
Playing for such high stakes, C Sm! I'll win all your money.
Five points, I'm the dealer.
Hey... hey!
I want eight points.
Are you kidding? Why didn't you say so before we started?
Do you know the rules?
Then forget it, let's play again.
Five points.
Four points! Are you sick? He's the dealer.
Two hundred thousand.
Hong Zhong.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Mahjong yet?
Not yet.
Fa Cai.
Take it!
Careful, it's a Big Three Dragons.
Take it!
Mahjong yet?
Not yet, only four types.
Be careful.
He's one of us anyway. If he loses, he doesn't have to pay.
Alright, self-drawn.
You're really brave!
That was lucky!
Mahjong!
Fantastic! Big Four Winds, 24 points.
You're finished!
24 points, how much did you lose?
You lost half too, trying to skip out?
Calculate the money for me.
1 point is $4, 2 points is $8, 3 points is $16...
4 points is $32, 5 points is $64, 6 points is $128.
7 points is $256, 8 points is $512...
9 points is $1024, 10 points is $2048, 11 points is $4096...
Trying to run away?
Die!
Hold him!
I lost the car to you guys.
Now you lost and want to run?
Run! / No way.
A Bi, how much did they lose?
I'm calculating.
I lost the most, over 33 million dollars.
They lost half, over 16 million dollars each.
What? How could I have that much money?
You're not paying? Then give me back the car.
Here are the keys.
I'll pay you back all the money.
Quickly!
So we're even?
Even? What about this?
I helped you, and you hit me! You heartless bastard!
Are you going to wait for more?
Yes.
Not waiting anymore.
Which trip did A Thai take? Why is he taking so long?
He didn't hit you, why do you look so glum?
I helped him win so much money.
He didn't give me a single cent. He kept all the 30-something million for himself.
Can you handle the guy from the north?
I told you I lost over 30-something million.
Pay up!
You still dare ask me for money? You dog!
Your mother!
Why did you throw me?
Say that again if you dare!
Don't be rash. I'll give you more time to pay your debt.
Put your shoes on.
Your shoes are over there.
What a pain!
Money!
Stop!
Don't fight over it.
Amitabha, I've finally found you all.
Pay me back.
The moment I touched your hand, I knew
you were a descendant of Bodhidharma.
I wouldn't dare...
Wouldn't dare, my ass!
Who are you?
I am monk A Liang, A Thai's nephew.
Where's A Thai?
He couldn't make it.
He asked me to return this thousand dollars to Mr. Bi.
That's me.
Alright, no need to fight.
Let me put my shoes on first.
- Is there any for me?
- This is Ginseng's.
This is to pay off my debt.
A letter? Why didn't you call?
Bosses, I know there's a big job waiting for us.
But I was injured during a bust.
It's inconvenient for me to move around.
I'll send my nephew A Liang to help you.
He's obsessed with Shaolin Kung Fu.
He's vowed to vanquish demons and uphold justice.
He'll assist you all in completing the mission.
I wish you all success.
Lastly, please look after Arhat Fruit.
Give him money, give him girls, give him gas if he needs it...
A Liang, a monk doesn't lie.
Was A Thai really injured?
One evening, he went fishing.
His fishing rod broke, and he fell.
So his butt got bruised.
Why did you attack me, master?
I wanted to see if you've practiced the Virgin Boy Skill.
This is a Shaolin secret technique. I only know a little.
That's great. I'm Uncle Luohan.
Stay right there. Let me try a move on you.
Don't fight back, understand?
Amitabha.
Impressive!
Are you serious?
Just kick me then, why are you yelling?
Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
Let me!
No need to shout.
Got it.
You go next.
I told you he's a Shaolin master. You're so stupid!
Shut up, let me!
Nice... Shaolin Kung Fu is the best.
Want to try?
A hundred bucks a kick. Go big or go home.
Is it your birthday? Kick one to celebrate.
Come over and try.
Pay up and kick. Hurry...
Quick, a hundred bucks a kick.
All you do is scam people. Who let you collect money?
Do you speak English?
Please!
Everyone, go ahead!
You go!
I get a cut too. I'm the one who brings in the customers.
I'll do it!
It's you!
Remember me, shorty?
Of course. Ten kicks for a dollar. Go ahead...
No need. I'll just do one kick.
Then I'll make a huge profit.
I kick really hard. Can you take it?
Let me ask.
Ok.
You know him?
Know him? We grew up together.
Careful! Her kicks are deadly.
She's the champion of kickboxing.
Kickboxing?
Kickboxing. Just kicking a bag.
Thanks for the reminder, master.
Go on!
Kick the shit out of him!
It wasn't me!
You've got the wrong guy.
I haven't got the wrong guy. I want you to see
how strong my kicks were back then.
Everyone's here now, so I'll present the plan.
This is Ms. Tran, my right-hand woman.
She will present the entire plan to everyone.
Yes, boss.
His name is Loi Thien.
I know him. Do Vuong just committed suicide.
Why did he commit suicide?
Why did he kill himself?
It was a scam!
He lived too long.
He was framed.
Was it worth it?
He has a daughter.
Her name is Francoise.
So beautiful!
What's her name?
Francoise, I'll protect you, don't be afraid.
What are you doing?
Get back to your seat, or I'll feed you an ashtray.
Fine, I'm going.
Don't forget me.
What are you doing?
I'm not kidding around with you.
Get back to your seat, or I'll feed you a chair.
I'm going, stop throwing things.
Is that your mom?
- Auntie?
- Your breasts.
Fake ones, maybe.
Her name is Thuong Quan Phi Hoa,
her nickname is Do Hoa.
She's involved in gambling, prostitution, drugs...
Wait, just give all her information to A Bi.
Get to the point.
She doesn't like men or women.
So what does she like?
She's a tomboy.
Really?
Loi Thien is my best friend.
On a personal level, I have to help my niece.
On a professional level, I have to protect social order.
I have to deal with this wicked woman.
Therefore, everyone's mission...
Don't tell me you want us to flirt with her?
No, there's a gambling competition coming up.
You have to win all her money.
Great!
Great? Do you even know how to gamble?
That's why I'm hiring a gambling teacher for you.
All the prize money you win
will be yours.
Really?
And also, during training,
beautiful women will be with you day and night.
Beautiful women? Where?
Over there!
Thanks.
If we're brothers, don't fight me for it.
Thank you.
Amitabha, sins... sins...
So careless, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Let me help you.
Shut up! Madam, I am a doctor.
I graduated from UCLC USA in 1978.
There was Michael Jackson,
Sharon Stone...
They all had their pets treated by him, he's a vet.
And I'm a cosmetic surgeon.
I'm the only Chinese doctor to receive IFBI's plastic surgery award.
IFPI? Isn't that the Golden Voice award?
I have that award too. I'm also a breast cancer specialist.
Come over here...
Go ahead and flirt with him.
What is he doing?
Come here.
What are you looking at?
That's right.
Thanks, Uncle Hoa. You're welcome, kid.
What are you doing?
Serves you right...
No need to be so glum.
Listen, Five Lucky Star, my grandson swore that
if anyone could help her get revenge,
he would marry her.
Great!
Go for it!
Let Francoise be alone with them, I don't think it's safe.
You idiot, do you want to go back in there and tell them
that you're Lei Hui Lin, and she's just a dancer from Chinatown?
Don't worry, they just want to take advantage of her a little.
As long as she's not drunk, it'll be fine.
What if she gets drunk?
If she gets drunk?
Before we start, I'll give everyone a red envelope.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was orphaned at a young age, I'm so pitiful.
Can you adopt me?
No way, she only brings bad luck.
Twenty thousand to be adopted?
I'm your real child, Mom!
Selling yourself for just twenty thousand?
At least 40,000, then I'll sell. Right?
Right.
Money!
Don't celebrate yet! If you have the skill, then win.
There are three rules to gambling.
First, you have to know how to win.
Second, you have to know how to lose.
Third, don't bet!
Got it. Stop talking. Just tell me how to win.
Hold it.
I get this. When playing cards, hold it when you need to pee.
Hold it until you win, right?
Wrong. It's 'victory without fighting'.
What? Don't play?
How can you win if you don't play?
Not losing is winning.
Then what about the second rule?
If you're sleep-deprived, you'll lose.
If you fight or have too much sex, you'll lose.
What about the third rule?
Don't play if you're not focused.
Don't play if you're not on the same level.
Don't play if you have no money.
Master, what game are we playing?
Blackjack.
Bet.
I'll bet small first.
The minimum bet is 10,000.
Then 10,000.
Nice.
The one who can draw cards.
11 points.
Face card!
A pair of Aces!
I'm adding money.
Face card...
Great, 21 points.
I'll split.
Let's bet more first.
Got it.
Not bad. Both hands have 18.
No more cards!
All the face cards are gone!
Shorty, your turn.
I'm splitting too.
Are you kidding? You have 20.
I like splitting.
Both hands have 13.
Hit me! It's not my money anyway.
A 7!
Nice, 20, stop!
I'll hit on this side.
Another 7!
That's enough, thanks, master!
What are you laughing at?
You took all my 7s.
Then you split, good luck.
Hit?
Split!
What are you looking at?
Are there only two face cards in the whole deck?
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What? Want to hit again?
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That's enough, no more cards!
I'll split.
Give me two face cards, dear.
Share one with me.
See! That's really strange.
Split again! Now I have to use my own money.
Do you need help? I can help you.
Okay! Let me join.
Sit here.
You invest, I take the profit, okay?
That much?
Brother, you can't even dream of it.
Because I have money!
Mom, deal me a 10, please.
A 5?
Another 5?
A 5 again?
Why is it still a 5?
Are you messing with me?
Master said, being near women makes you lose focus.
Stop drawing! Save the Ty for her.
Draw?
No draw!
Thinking so long, are you drawing or not?
No draw!
A 10! A 10!
Don't draw a 10! Don't!
A 10!
A 10!
A 10!
Ty!
Twenty-one points.
Twenty-one points. I win.
I told you to draw more. She wouldn't have won otherwise.
You told me not to draw anymore. It's your fault.
Shut up! We'll win next time!
You're blaming me now?
Can I not play anymore?
If you want to play, use your own money.
I'm not losing.
Actually, whether he drew more or not, you all still lost.
Because I can get the card I want.
Really?
Haven't you heard, 'gambling is the rich man's ruin'?
See how smoothly I shuffle?
It makes my eyes water.
Actually, my technique has fooled everyone.
Shuffling like I'm not shuffling.
But I clearly saw you shuffle the cards.
That was fake too.
What's the point of you putting an ace on top?
The ace goes to the player, right?
Watch this.
See? I can deal this ace
to anyone I want.
Watch, I can deal until it's in my hand.
This technique is called 'Double Card Dealing'.
Now I'll place it at the bottom of the deck.
It'll appear whenever I want it to.
See? This technique is called 'Bottom Dealing'.
Now, everyone, memorize the cards.
How can we remember them all?
There are 52 cards. How can we remember them all?
I won't ask too much of you.
Just remember the four aces.
The four aces?
Do you remember them all?
Where's the ace of spades?
Me, first.
Correct.
Ace of hearts.
Amazing, right? Your memory is still good.
Ace of clubs.
You choose.
Your hands are too short.
Are you going to draw Ginseng?
What a naughty hand!
Master, may I try?
Sure. Where's the ace of diamonds?
I'll castrate myself if he finds it.
Castrate him...
Where are you going to castrate him?
Amitabha, sin... sin...
The Five Fortunes are indeed very skilled!
The card memory skill is very helpful to us.
Just pick the card you want.
Then you'll strike it rich!
Remember, there are no family ties in gambling.
You can't trust anyone.
Don't get personally involved
in the casino.
That's enough for today.
Inspector Chen, you'll supervise their training.
Master, what do we need to train?
Memorizing cards.
Frankie, do you have the fur coat?
The fur coat? I bought it for you.
Oh, right. I forgot.
I'm getting old.
I'm not old.
I'm still young and energetic.
Sometimes I feel so foolish.
How could you? You're very smart.
Why did you hit me?
How dare you lie to me?
I didn't. Why would I lie to you?
Really?
Really.
Help me.
Frankie...
I don't know her! How could I like someone so ugly?
Why are you treating me like this?
Wrong person.
Frankie, you don't know her. Take her away.
You're heartless! You have no conscience!
Shut up!
Sister Hua, it wasn't me.
She seduced me.
Did you hit on her, or did she hit on you?
She hit on me. I'm sorry, Sister.
Who gave you a life like a fairy tale?
You did.
Who raised you?
You did.
Who gave you money?
You did. Please, Hoa t.
Hoa t.
You still dare to lie to me?
Are you guys okay?
- Are you hurt?
- No.
Had enough staring? Aren't you eating?
Just the appetizer.
What's the main course?
A bento box!
Why are you dressed up just for food delivery?
By candlelight, by the window.
A Japanese dinner for two, my treat?
You're so thoughtful.
For a beautiful lady's smile.
I'd even betray my brothers for this.
Who's his brother?
This dinner needs sake.
I can't drink. I get drunk easily!
Should have bought a bigger bottle then.
You have to drink three cups before eating.
Cheers.
He wants to get her drunk?
Let me go ruin his plan.
Sit down! You should be thanking him.
Why?
Don't you get it?
That small bottle of sake,
how could it get her drunk?
It's just to warm her up.
Look at the wine cabinet behind you, there's plenty more!
Who could resist that?
Stop talking, eat to get your strength back first.
Let me.
No more sake, no more fun.
Don't worry, the drinks will be here soon.
A Bi, you owe me 30 million.
I'll knock 2 million off for you.
Go buy me a large bottle of sake.
I'm gonna take care of this bastard!
Again? Be careful you don't hurt the person next to you.
I know, so I'll aim for her.
Why aim for me?
Don't be scared, I'll protect you.
A Bi, 5 million off, okay?
That's 5 million! Can we go buy it and split it?
Sure... In your dreams!
Fine, you don't want to buy it? Then forget it.
Buy it yourself.
I want sea urchin, roe, and spring rolls.
Okay, I'll buy them all for you.
I'll fly there and be back like a rocket. Wait for me!
We're not going home until we're drunk!
Absolutely?
Let's play guess the number, 4-6, 6-4!
I don't like guessing games.
How about dice?
Dice?
We've got a pro here.
Ladies first.
How do we drink?
Don't worry, you won't lose out.
Just one glass!
Don't underestimate her, she can handle a whole bottle!
Can you handle it?
Sure, no problem.
Bottle's empty!
You first.
10 sixes. Your turn.
15 sixes.
2 sixes?
20 sixes?
You must have never played this before.
There aren't 20 sixes.
If she has five sixes, he also has five sixes.
I don't have any.
You don't have 10 sixes?
That's right.
How are you playing?
Don't worry, we won't take advantage of you.
I have five. How do you have ten dice?
What rule says you can't have ten dice?
Who says having ten dice is against the rules?
Right. Who says?
Okay, I owe you one bottle. Let's play again.
You first.
Ask him to come play.
Let him finish his six bottles first.
Run...
It's just food delivery, why the rush?
It's really hot.
Got it.
One more time!
Ow! That hurts!
Don't move.
What did you put on there? It burns!
Iodine!
Iodine? Are you crazy?
Why would you put iodine there?
If Francoise's teeth have HIV, it'll disinfect them.
Francoise...
Where's Francoise?
What are you guys doing?
Can I dance with Francoise?
You can't dance?
Kiss her!
There's still a chance.
It's just pretend! Why so much water?
That's more like it.
Francoise...
You're back. Come eat.
Are you taking a bath?
Francoise, it's me, Ginseng!
I don't want ginseng, I want liquor!
Liquor? I only bought one big bottle of sake.
Speak of the devil.
Here you go.
Enjoy. I'll go get ready.
Delicious.
Let's see what she does!
Are you possessed?
I love you.
Why are you so energetic?
More!
Your breathing is heavy.
This feels so good!
Lower! That's it...
Did she finish it all?
No...
No, it's broken!
See! Let's check on her.
She bit off my toe!
Go back inside!
What's wrong? Did she break your arm?
Damn it! She broke my arm!
This is deadly!
Let her go.
Okay.
How did you get out?
The window.
Where is she?
Her hair is stuck to her feet!
She ran into the toilet!
Wait for me!
Quick!
Hold the door!
I have to get revenge.
Revenge, my ass!
I have to get revenge.
Shorty, you want revenge?
Look! You're fine, but I'm a mess.
Why didn't you hold the door?
Which door?
Open the door!
A Bi, come out quick!
Run!
She stripped her clothes off.
Go check over there.
Zhongshan - China.
A Tai, where are you going?
Discharging myself.
Your leg isn't healed yet. Who's letting you leave?
There's 100 million waiting for me in Hong Kong. Don't get in my way.
That much? Are you robbing a bank?
Robbing what? I'm a Royal Hong Kong Police officer.
Bullshit!
How can an official make so much money?
I'm not talking to you!
I want you to talk.
Get out of my way, or don't blame me for being rude.
What are you going to do to me?
Hit you!
If you want to leave, step over my dead body first.
Bring it on!
You damn fatty, how dare you hit me!
Stop!
You're truly evil! Kicking me in the groin!
What were your hands doing?
Picking pomelos!
Your damn pomelos!
Don't force me to act, or I'll hurt you.
Women shouldn't get in the way.
My ass is kicked!
You won't die.
How can I get back to Hong Kong like this!
Then don't go back. I'll heal you slowly!
Sister Hua.
What is it?
The police have shut down two of our gambling websites.
We have so many, when will they ever finish shutting them down?
Sister Hua.
What is it?
The last website has been shut down by the police.
I need a tomboy to relax.
No problem, right away.
Damn it!
You really don't know death if you're playing against me!
Four of a kind, 2!
Four of a kind, J, that's great? I have four of a kind, Q.
Do you see any difference?
Where's the K?
Here!
What's wrong?
If you do that, what if it leaks?
The monk is just practicing. Please forgive him, benefactor.
Ace...
Ace...
Ace...
Ace...
How are there two Ace of Spades?
The deck must be faulty.
It's definitely faulty from the manufacturer.
Can you be serious?
Don't you believe me? Let's bet a round!
Okay, what do you want to bet?
Whatever the winner wants.
I asked what you want to bet.
Slap a cop.
I want to play too.
Get out of the way!
Okay! High or low, one card decides.
Deal!
We'll play like them later, okay?
The winner gets whatever they want?
That's right.
No.
Remember this.
Done.
I'll draw first.
Naturally.
Ace of Spades!
What? King of Spades is enough to win.
Ace of Spades!
You win. What do you want me to do? Be your boy toy?
That's enough.
Okay, play again!
Okay, watch closely.
Ace of Hearts!
Here!
Next!
If you let me win, I'll let you break my cherry.
How vulgar! Watch closely.
Ace of Clubs!
Here!
Keep playing!
What's wrong?
Hide it.
Hide what?
It's nothing.
Next!
Doesn't her hand hurt?
That's right.
How are you playing? Still holding weapons?
Do you admit defeat yet?
Let's finish the game. Next!
You go first.
I'll let you win this time.
The result will be the same.
You won from start to finish, you cheated!
This round doesn't count.
You said it.
You won, go back and slap her!
This time you...
What is it?
You've come at the right time, your men are cheating.
Cheating? What cheating, man?
Cheated me...
It's nothing.
Master says everyone has made some progress.
The Do Thuat competition will start soon.
Everyone, hurry up and raise funds.
Uncle Hoa, aren't you going to fund us?
I'm a government official, where would I get the money?
What about the bribe money you're hiding under your pillow?
I'll give you 7 days to raise the money.
What?
Raise 10 million in 7 days. Are you crazy?
That's right. I'm not a prostitute.
Where can we get that much money in such a short time?
You only need to earn a little over 1 million a day.
You can do it.
If you can't, ask Master.
Master, I'm just a poor driver, I earn 1 thousand a day.
In 7 days, that's only 7 thousand. I'll give it all to you, Grandma.
You can! He owes you 30 million. Tell him to pay up.
That's right! Pay me some of it first.
Shorty, what's it to you?
You're a high monk, you must have savings. Give them up.
Uncle, I can go begging.
Master, what should we do?
How about this: you all earn 3 million.
I'll find a way to get the remaining 7 million.
Master, that division is fine.
But it's very difficult for each of us to earn 500k.
Don't sell yourselves short.
3 million divided by 6 people means each person needs to earn $71,428 per day.
That's $2,976 per hour.
$49.60 per minute.
We only need to earn 82 dong per second.
Easy!
If you see the groom, pretend you know the bride.
If you see the bride, pretend you know the groom.
What if they both show up?
In that case, say you're in the wrong place and leave.
Hello.
Welcome!
He's a friend of the groom!
Why are you so late?
Be natural!
What are you doing?
Making money.
Making money? That's dangerous and you won't get paid.
Not getting paid? Look!
You collected all the red envelopes! You're shameless.
Give it back now.
If the money's in your hand, will you give it back?
Fine, don't tell anyone you know me.
Welcome...
Waiter, one bowl of abalone and fish maw soup, please.
Yes, sir.
No need. Just give her a plate of stir-fried noodles.
You really know how to enjoy yourself!
You're here to steal, not to feast.
Stop drawing attention to yourself. You dare to order shark fin?
If the host has to pay for this, you'll be in big trouble.
And another thing, don't win too much when you're playing cards!
I've found you an opponent, easy money.
Hurry up!
I know.
Waiter, a bowl of abalone and shark fin soup, please.
Let me introduce you. Uncle 3, Aunt 2, Uncle 4.
And this is... Miu Kiu V.
Hello.
Don't worry about me.
Sit down.
Okay.
I've been waiting.
How much are we betting?
100 dollars a hand, maximum four hands. We can stop anytime.
Just for fun.
It's better than waiting around to eat.
Please have some tea.
That's great, my friend. Why put yourself through so much trouble?
Sit down and play a few hands.
Sit down.
Don't look at me. I don't like these games.
A pair of Aces.
Fold.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 4s.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 10s.
Three of a kind, Kings.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 2s. You two lose double.
Beautiful lady, are you kidding me?
If you got three 2s first, all three of them would have lost.
I'm really lucky.
You deserve to lose. Here's your money.
Thank you.
Don't bully me.
Don't worry.
I'm terrible at this game.
There's a bigger game now.
Wait a moment.
I have three Kings.
Three Kings again. I told you to stop him.
Why is everyone making money here? They'll all be dead soon.
I have a pair of Kings, a straight, and Four of a Kind 7.
Four of a Kind again? Your hand is really good.
I only have a pair of Aces, a straight, and Four of a Kind 8.
I won.
Are you kidding me? You even got Four of a Kind 8.
It's nothing. It's only a few hundred. They lost more than that.
Everyone's here.
Give me my red envelope, I'm leaving.
I'll go make money somewhere else. I won't compete with you guys.
Stop joking! I found a table for you.
What are we playing?
Let me show you.
This time I have two Jacks and a 9.
Are you kidding me?
Three 2s, Four of a Kind 5, and Four of a Kind Q.
I had to split my two Aces. What a waste!
Fifteen cards each. Thank you. You too.
Are you kidding me! Always Straights and Four of a Kind.
How can I win!
How? Don't you know how to play cards?
It's right that you lost.
I'm not playing anymore. You play by yourself.
Cousin.
Cousin.
Congratulations!
This is my wife.
Sister-in-law.
Cousin.
Why are you so late?
Don't talk about it! I ran into some thugs on the road and beat them up.
- Ah, I brought the red envelopes.
- Thank you.
Don't fuss over me. I'll make myself at home.
Then make yourself at home.
- Congratulations!
- Why are you so late?
Honey, why aren't you playing a few rounds? Why are you just sitting here?
Play what! That fat guy took all my money.
I don't know how, but he gets good cards every round.
Good cards every round? Is it possible he's cheating?
You dare cheat my wife? You've got some nerve.
Let's go over there and see.
Three of a kind.
Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
What? You have to go before you've even lost?
You can't go.
It's no use trying! You guys are too slow!
- Get out of the way!
- What are you doing? Hurry up and show your cards.
Who's playing dirty?
This fat guy.
Always getting four of a kind or a straight flush.
If not a straight flush, then a flush.
I haven't won a single round.
Brother S, my seat is lucky, give it to me!
Are you cheating, shorty!
Aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, come play over here...
I guarantee you'll win.
Come play over here... Hurry up, you're guaranteed to win.
Bosses, why don't we go over there? They're guaranteed to win.
No, let's finish this round first.
Place your bets!
Get out of the way!
Are you betting the bride's dowry too?
But you said we were guaranteed to win.
I'll bet my gold watch too.
Are you sure about this, boss?
Absolutely! I'm betting my gold watch, so why worry about your gold and silver?
Hurry up, Brother S, if he deals, we're guaranteed to win.
If you don't bet, you don't respect me.
Who said I'm the dealer? You deal. I'll just help you draw cards.
Bet!
Show your cards! I don't believe you win every hand!
If you don't show, I'll show for you.
I lost!
Straight flush!
Brother S, we're rich!
Your cheating skills have reached a new level.
You even cheated your wife! You're good.
Honey, you cheated me!
Damn it! You made me lose my watch.
Shut up!
You bastard! You dare play tricks on me? I'll kill you!
Let me save you.
Who's squeezing me? Who?
Who's squeezing me?
Where's my money?
This money is mine.
Are you kidding me? You stole the statues of Fu, Lu, and Shou too?
It's better than nothing.
Freeze! You dare drink?
Give it here! You still dare to drink? Trying to kill us?
Get out of the way! We're rich, look!
What did you get?
Grab everything! Look.
What did you get?
Cutting the power at the perfect moment, very clever.
You took the cards too!
Does anyone need teeth?
Run.
Quick!
It's still moving, where did that come from?
You're taking the seafood too?
I like sashimi.
Look before you speak.
Bosses, please have mercy.
Give me back my watch.
You're lucky to be alive. There's no watch.
My watch.
Fine, for Francoise, I'll sell. Sell everything!
Master, they made over 700k.
If we sell the bus too, we'll have exactly 3 million.
Good. Tomorrow at 7 PM, you'll play against Thien Vuong.
Thien Vuong?
Gambling with a monk present is a sure way to lose.
Thien Vuong is here.
I have an idea. Let A Luong open the door.
Let him see A Luong's bald head.
Scare him. Then he's sure to lose?
Everything is up to fate. Calculations are useless.
Greed leads to ruin. In the end, you lose everything.
What is he saying?
He means it's useless talking to you either.
A forbidden sight. Luckily I'm wearing glasses. I'm fine!
Amitabha.
Thien Vuong?
Ba Vuong or Thien Vuong?
Whoever it is, they're just here to play cards.
I brought 7 million. If you have the guts, take it all.
Bet.
Why aren't you playing?
The world is ever-changing. Enlightenment takes eons.
Living one life, why fight over money?
I don't understand.
Ace of Spades. Bet.
Everyone has an Ace. So, bet 100k.
You want my bet? Fine, take it.
It's better than nothing.
Everyone knows you have a pair of Aces, you know?
You lost because someone saw through you.
Damn! The last 8 is with me.
What a coincidence! This looks like the last 2 as well.
What a coincidence?
So many Jacks!
I have a lot of Kings too.
Flush, I raise.
Nhn Sm, you raise.
Three 8s, I raise.
Okay, 10k.
That proves your hand is weak.
I'll call, all in.
I won't ruin your plan, I fold.
Me too.
Stop bluffing, you only have two pairs.
What? Are you calling?
Okay! I'll call.
Full house 8s. If you have four 2s, you win.
You're so clever! Four 2s. Thanks.
Good thing I didn't call.
Congratulations...
I knew it.
If you knew it, why did you call?
- You're as dumb as a pig!
- What's it to you?
Am I betting against you? I'm not playing anymore.
Your strategy of using retreat to advance is very clever.
Making the enemy complacent, then losing everything.
You figured that out too.
Ace, I raise.
The King is waiting for a straight flush, we need to take him out.
100k.
His hole card is the Ace of Spades, I have Ace, King, 9, 10.
As long as he doesn't draw a spade to make five, I'm sure to win.
I'll call.
I'll call too, and raise another 100k.
Are you trying to scare me?
My pair of Kings is enough to beat you.
I've been playing cards since I was three.
Patience is a virtue.
I'll call too.
Trying to get yourself killed? My card beats yours.
I'll call you, 100k.
Welcome!
Flush!
Just a straight!
But it's a Royal Flush!
One flush, one straight.
I only have a pair, how can I win?
If the short guy has the Ace of Spades,
Then he won't have any Aces.
Royal Flush, I raise.
Okay.
You guys are running out of money, while I have so much...
All in.
What 'Heavenly King'? Stop pretending! All in!
I'll save it for another round with you. I fold.
What card are you holding that makes you think so long?
Let them see. You have a Diamond Flush, what are you afraid of?
Don't worry, I have the 6 of Spades. He can only beat you with the Ace of Spades.
Call all the way. I've got your back.
- What are you still looking at?
- That's right, call.
I have no opinion. If I lose, you'll blame me.
Everyone's figured out my hole card.
So you all know my hand, then.
What? Are you calling?
This guy is very smart. Be careful.
I lost earlier because I was too careless.
Let it go. Save it for another round with him.
So, are you playing or is he?
Are you calling?
You're lucky. Fold, or you'd lose everything.
Look!
Huh? Oh no?
Where's my Ace of Spades?
So he was cheating!
Good thing you all folded. I win this round.
Too green!
Three 10s. I raise.
100k.
You can't always be lucky. I'm in.
I don't believe you have four 10s. I call.
I call.
My hand isn't bad either.
Why wouldn't I call?
I call 100k, and I'm all in.
Next!
This is the liveliest round so far.
I call.
I bet he only has three of a kind.
Take him down.
No need to say more. All in.
I call.
I should have folded earlier.
The 9.
Straight flush. I raise.
Beautiful lady, you'll call anything, right?
You only have a little money left on the table.
Now you have a chance to win big.
I'm all in.
Your turn. Are you in?
I don't believe you have a straight flush. I call.
Show your cards.
I want to ask you, why do you think I don't have a straight flush?
Because...
I have the 10 of Spades.
What? How can there be two 10s of Spades?
With such a bad hand, why did you go all in?
The 9 isn't mine.
Mine is the 10 of Spades.
You cheated!
You cheated!
I didn't cheat, I was framed.
Dad!
Dad, don't die! Dad!
Miss Lei, your father lost to Do Hoa like this.
Do you understand now?
What? She's Lei Thien's daughter?
Then who are you?
I'm a Chinatown dancer.
What?
It doesn't matter, I still like you.
Which madam do you work for? Which group?
Do you take clients?
Don't be sad anymore.
Does everyone know if I'm Ba Vuong or Thien Vuong now? Goodbye.
I really don't understand.
What do you mean?
Why did Master team up with Thien Vuong to cheat us?
You saw it?
I really have the Royal Flush.
How did he switch my cards?
Quick, show me again.
When Master collected the money for you.
That's when she switched the cards.
Then why didn't you shout?
I...
What's the point of telling now?
My identity is exposed. There's no point staying here.
If you need anything, just call me.
I won't charge you.
I'm leaving.
She's gone.
Whenever you feel down, come find me in Chinatown.
My name is Phieu Hong.
Group 38, I'm leaving.
Group 38? So you work for the fat madam?
Goodbye. Phieu Hong, where are you going?
Uncle Hoa, I'm done here. I'm leaving.
Thanks, Uncle.
I'll look for you when I have time.
Why does everyone look so glum? Is this a round table meeting?
What else can we do? Master teamed up with Heavenly King and swindled all our money.
Uncle Hoa, what should we do now?
If we lose this round, we'll start another. We still have Plan B.
Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Give me back my 200k first.
Your 200k was spent on hiring dancers from Chinatown.
What?
None of you slept with her? What a waste!
I asked her to sleep with each of you for one night.
Forget it.
If Plan B succeeds,
Do Hoa definitely won't be able to escape.
What is Plan B?
Sister Hoa, should I bring her over?
No need.
I want to dance with you.
You want to, but I don't.
You won't do me this favor?
Why are you talking to her like that?
Forget him. Let's dance.
Let's dance too.
I think you two should just dance with each other.
Great idea. Your seductive dance is very appealing.
Step 1 is successful.
Then let's finish Step 2 while we're at it.
Are you dreaming? If you want it, you can do it with the Five Lucky Stars.
I'm leaving.
Where are you going?
To take a bath.
And wait for your good news.
She's really hard to get!
Good news about what?
What does that have to do with you?
I'm going to investigate those tomboys.
What do you think about sex?
Sex is like a meal.
Some people just like fast food.
But my standards are higher.
I like the finer things.
First, a glass of wine.
The appetizer will be soup.
Then salad, and we'll savor the main course.
At least an hour.
If I'm in the mood, I'll have dessert, like ice cream,
or a cappuccino.
And of course, a cigarette.
You really know how to enjoy yourself.
That's why I only go to upscale places.
- Someone's here!
- It's Do Hoa's car.
Let me see.
Have you ever heard that once you step into a wealthy family,
you belong to it for life?
No.
Don't think this is a one-night stand.
So it's a two-night stand?
I'm not easy.
Sorry, neither am I.
I want to ask you something.
What do you think about sex?
Sex?
For me, sex is like money.
Without money, life is miserable.
But if you have money to spend, you feel like a god.
Unfortunately, I don't have much money.
Then why don't you get in my car?
I guarantee you'll feel like a god.
Really?
Are you sure I'll feel like a god?
Of course.
Keep watching. Call me if anything happens.
Do you know why I don't like men?
Do you know why I only like women?
I want to know why.
First, no risk of pregnancy.
Women are always gentler than men.
They know what they want.
Women don't have beards, so kissing doesn't hurt.
Really?
Your breath stinks!
Really?
It really does stink!
Who farted?
It was definitely you.
You ate the most sweet potatoes, it was you.
Who said that? He ate a lot of potatoes too.
When I fart, the concentration is only about 0.2.
That last fart was 0.8 concentration.
Snacks can't make it that high.
Shut up! Did you fart or not?
Everyone shut up! Whoever farted, my parents died.
Right, A Bi's parents adopted me when I was little.
They died for me.
Amitabha.
Why did you bring parents into a farting discussion?
Actually, a fart is like a passing breeze.
It will soon disappear like smoke.
Please get in the car and rest.
Shut up, A Luong. Did you fart or not?
Whoever gets in the car will be struck by lightning!
I'm getting in first.
How dare you get in the car?
Lightning will strike you dead!
So much money. Uncle Hoa was right.
What are you doing? Why aren't you sleeping?
It's a strange place. I can't sleep.
Follow me.
Uncle, something's happening.
Wake up, Uncle.
Hurry, wake up.
Money's falling on the street!
Where?
They're gone.
Look over here!
Scared? Scared I'll lead you into danger?
Yes, I'm very scared.
Once you're in here, you'll sleep soundly.
Why is your heart beating so fast?
I'm nervous.
It's natural to be nervous.
Sister Hoa.
How's it going?
I think we'll be done before dawn.
Sister Hoa.
This is the bank robbery money.
And this is my money.
This money is yours.
I want you to live a life of ease and happiness.
I want you to sleep soundly.
Don't look at me.
Look at the money.
Don't worry, you can't spend all my money in a lifetime.
How did they get the money out?
There's a lot of money in there. Without my order,
no one could have taken it out.
So that's a vault down there.
Why aren't you going?
They're gone.
Then why are you still sitting here?
Lift me up. I can see clearly. Higher!
It's too heavy!
Higher! Hurry!
So noisy!
You two scumbags aren't human.
Leave it to me.
Get out of the way!
Uncle, are you okay?
I'm far from okay.
How do you have the key? Is this your house?
You idiot! Why go through all that trouble?
This is all you need.
So stupid!
Money!
It's like a river.
So much money!
Pick it up!
Hurry!
Uncle, are you alright?
It hurts!
You fell, but you can still pick up so much money?
You're right, the pain is gone.
Is there any left?
It's all gone.
What are you doing?
Found it.
There's money inside.
Ah Bi, do your thing.
No lock, I give up.
It's a code. How do we open it?
Just press it.
Hello?
Hello!
Is this Luo Han Guo?
Call Mona for me.
The phone has a callback function.
Crazy woman! Why hang up mid-call?
Who is she looking for?
Who knows? She's calling for Mona.
Which Mona?
Mona? Do you know who Mona is?
I only know Monica.
Hello?
Mona? How can I help you? This is the message center...
How can I help? This is the message center, hello...
You're so petty. I called Mona because I wanted to break up with her.
This phone is old. I'll buy you a new one tomorrow.
Mona? What does she mean?
That sounds like Lei Hui Lin.
A Di, you're best at English. How do you spell Mona?
Mon cha cha is mon...
No, I asked you to spell the word Mona.
It's mon cha cha. The word MO + the word NA.
I know. MON means 666, A means 2.
It's 6662. Try entering that code.
666...2
Sister Hua.
Get out of the way...
Give it here...
Hurry up!
Don't worry, we only rob, we don't rape.
A Liang, save me!
Sister Hua.
What is it?
I have something private to discuss.
She's mine now. Go ahead and say it.
We investigated and found out she's Lei Tian's daughter, Lei Hui Lin.
That's me.
Damn it!
How could this happen!
What are you waiting for?
Quick!
C Sm, why did you take so much? That's enough.
Not enough!
Be careful, you might have money but no life to enjoy it. Let's go.
A Liang, let's go!
There's a ghost...
A Liang, stop them!
A Liang, run!
Hello?
Put my money down, now.
Or I'll kill Lei Tian's daughter!
Then I'll thank you, saves me splitting it with her.
Hurry, stop playing with that Queen, no more time.
Time's up.
Damn it, how do we get out?
Go!
Aren't we saving Miss Lei?
You're in charge of saving her, we're going to the poker game.
That's right, you save her, we'll go ahead.
Go! Hurry!
About 100 people are participating in this tournament.
They are the world's top stars.
The first round lasts for one hour.
Each person's starting capital is 5 million Hong Kong dollars.
If anyone is caught cheating,
they will be disqualified and expelled from here.
I'm all in.
Beautiful lady, isn't this your money?
You're going all in in the first round.
What's it to you?
If you don't answer,
then I'll play with you.
I'm all in too.
I call.
No problem, I call too.
A chance for a big win, only a fool wouldn't call.
There are only a few chips, why so tense?
Two Kings and a three, please show your cards.
Full house, Kings.
I have a full house, Aces.
I have four of a kind, fives.
Could you have a straight flush?
Handsome, do you have Four of a Kind Queens?
That's right.
I have Four of a Kind Queens.
Oh, sorry!
Keep your four Queens for a beer-drinking game.
Four of a Kind Aces.
Sorry, I have a straight: 3-4-5-6-7.
I have a higher straight, 4-5-6-7-8.
- What a coincidence!
- Higher straight!
Scared?
Yes, yes, I'm scared.
I'm afraid you won't lose enough.
All in!
I'm in.
Ace - Queen - Jack - 2.
My hand is the same, but I have a King.
I have a King too.
All flushes, but whose flush is higher?
Yeah!
A pair of Aces.
Two pairs, 8s and 10s.
Sorry, I have two pairs, Jacks and 2s, which is higher than yours.
I have two pairs, Queens and 5s.
- What?
- Does anyone have Three of a Kind?
Show your cards.
I do! Sorry.
Three Diamonds. Show your cards, please.
My hand must be the lowest.
I only have a pair of 2s.
- Don't look at me, I don't have a pair.
- Me neither.
- Show your cards.
- I don't have any.
So, sorry, a pair of 2s still wins?
I injected heroin into you.
Must feel great, right?
In a little while, you'll be coming down,
in the biggest, fastest way.
Because you weigh as much as a pig.
Enough.
Enough.
Good!
Sister Hua, it's time.
Goodbye, my love.
It's time, throw it down.
Amitabha. Can you two good benefactors release the fish to gain merit?
Your mother!
My butt!
Sin...
Distinguished guests, after two rounds of the competition.
We have found the five finalists.
Each started with five million.
After the first round, they won twenty-five million.
Winning the semi-finals earns one hundred million.
Plus the former champion's one hundred million,
for a total of six hundred million.
Surprisingly, all five contestants in this round
are newcomers.
Introducing, four new gambling masters.
When it comes to gambling,
we are the best.
Siuuuuu!
One newcomer is also very surprising.
She is Lei Tian's daughter, Lei Hui Lin.
Please welcome Miss Lei.
These five will challenge last year's champion.
Miss Shangguan Fei Hua.
My idol!
Amazing!
Die!
Wait!
I have an announcement.
She is not qualified to compete with me.
What are you saying?
Because...
She is not Lei Tian's daughter.
It's me.
I'm fine.
I am Lei Tian's daughter.
I must avenge my father.
I challenge Shangguan Fei Hua.
Well done!
You're sure to lose.
Okay, I accept your challenge.
I officially announce,
The finals of the National Du Shu Competition
may now begin.
Thanks for your trouble.
It's nothing.
Careful, the police are here.
2-3, I want to withdraw my bet.
Sorry, you can't do that.
Private casinos allow withdrawals.
Aces, I raise.
Hua, how much are you going to bet?
You must be happy playing with my money!
Why would you say that? I risked my life for it.
I bet 200k.
I call.
I'll call you.
I call.
Hua, I'll call you.
Your money bag, it looks like the biggest one.
What can I do? Life is hard!
Pair of Aces, I raise.
I bet 1 million.
I call.
Call.
I call too.
Three Queens, I raise.
10 million.
It's okay if you don't dare to call.
Of course I'll call!
I'll match 10 million, and raise another 10 million.
I'll match 20 million,
and raise another 30 million.
I'll match.
All in!
You're playing big.
I fold.
Why fold?
I fold too.
Then I'm folding too.
But I don't believe you have Four Jacks.
I knew it.
Hoa Ph, you've been caught cheating, that's pathetic!
So cunning!
Three Aces, I'll raise.
10 million.
I'm not matching.
I'll match 10 million,
all in!
I fold.
I only have a 2.
I'll bet you to see who's luckier.
Thanks, Hoa Ph!
You can go take an early bath.
No need to look, I have Four 3s.
Look closely, what card is this?
Amazing!
Excellent!
I am indeed lucky.
Are you acting? Making a movie?
Too much of a coincidence! Cut, let's do it again! That's enough!
Give me my money back, or else...
Where are you taking me?
I don't need to go to the toilet, let me go...
A pair of 9s, I'll raise.
5 million.
The winning hand isn't that great!
She's got three 9s.
Fold.
I call.
You're lucky you didn't call.
This is the only 7 of Clubs.
Queen of Clubs. I raise.
20 million.
I call.
Raise another 30 million.
I call.
Go all in.
I'm waiting for you.
Is his hidden hand the Ace or King of Clubs?
Any card he has wins.
Her hand is a Full House.
I fold. You guys can celebrate.
Miss Lei, are you calling?
I call.
My hidden hand is the King of Clubs.
If you have the Ace of Clubs, you win.
If not for that 7, you would have lost to me.
A Di, are you cheating?
How dare you cheat Hoa Pho!
It's a shame if you have a Flush.
What a wicked woman!
Why is Hue Lam sweating so much?
Yeah, I saw her inject her thigh.
Do Hoa injected heroin into her.
Why didn't you take her to the hospital?
She said she wanted to come here to play against Do Hoa.
You're a Shaolin monk. Why don't you use your powers to expel the poison?
The monk doesn't have that ability.
Uncle Hoa, don't you know the "Buddha's Palm"?
Sorry, I don't know that technique.
Three Aces. I raise.
20 million.
I fold.
He's holding the Ace of Spades.
So he can't have Four of a Kind Aces.
I call.
Thanks.
Six of Hearts, bet.
You only have 40 million left, so I'll bet 40 million.
The change is yours for a taxi.
You thought I only had three Aces, didn't you, Hoa Ph?
Don't think your 8s full will beat me.
I have Aces full, I call you.
Keep the change. I'll bet it all.
I'll walk home.
Then take your time and enjoy the scenery.
What? Four of a Kind 8s?
Why are you taking so long to think?
To trap you.
Sorry!
King of Spades, bet.
20 million.
I call.
I'll call 20 million.
What are you doing, A Bi? Calling with such a weak hand?
His hole card is the Ace of Spades. If he draws five spades, he wins.
Is he that smart?
Yes.
Royal Flush, bet.
All in.
I always win because I know when to stop.
I fold.
I call.
I have a Royal Flush. You dare to call me?
To beat me, you don't need a Royal Flush.
A straight or a flush would be enough.
Because I only have a pair of Aces.
I really want to see if you have six spades.
You're good. I don't have the Six of Spades.
Now you've got enough money.
Play one game for the ages, for your mother to see.
Thanks.
What's wrong? Can't take it, Hu Lm?
I can't take it, but I won't die.
A pair of Aces. Raise.
One million.
I'll call.
A pair of Tens. Raise.
Five million.
I'll call.
Ace-Queen. Raise.
Let's see how much longer you can take it. Raise.
Fifty million.
I'll call.
Oh no!
Focus on whether she's cheating.
Straight flush. Your bet.
Before you collapse.
I'll play fair with you for this round.
All in.
So confident!
How else could I win big?
Good thing you found out early.
Damn it, this isn't good.
What's wrong? I don't see anything.
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there.
Calm down, we still have a chance.
There's still plenty of money. Save it for the next round.
No, we're out of time.
If you have fewer chips than Hoa, you lose too.
Damn it, is there any way to win back 100 million?
If it's too difficult, let it go.
I'll call.
Referee, pause the game. Take her to the hospital.
No need. I want to finish this game with her.
Ms. Lei, please reveal your hand.
Ms. Shangguan, please reveal your hand.
I think if your father saw this hand,
he'd jump out of his coffin.
I suspect she's cheating.
Like father, like daughter.
Losing makes you talk nonsense!
Ms. Lei, cheating is strictly forbidden here.
Watch what you say, or we'll sue you.
What if she really was cheating?
We'll disqualify her.
Very well.
I want to check the cards.
Alright.
Reveal your cards.
How did a 10 of Spades get here too?
It's too late to discover that now.
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Ms. Shangguan, how do you explain this?
My explanation is...
He's cheating.
Sister Hua, I'm not betraying you.
Calm down!
A Liang, save her!
Call A Thai... Respond if you hear me!
Take the money.
Okay.
Great, we get off work early today.
Today, this humble monk must fast and subdue demons!
Sister Hua, we need to get out of here.
Let's go.
A Thai, respond if you hear me?
A Thai, answer me!
Fatty, how dare you steal Sister Hua's money!
Beat him.
Son of a bitch!
Die!
Don't hold back!
Stop beating him. Help gather the money.
It's too heavy!
Give me a hand! The police are coming.
Are you really going to hit me?
You're all crazy!
Keep going!
Harder!
The fatty stole the money! Beat him to death.
Let's run!
Don't let him get away!
What do we do now?
We take the money, of course.
That's right. Screw him.
Stop her!
Beat you to death!
So unlucky!
Die!
Buddha's Blessing.
Didn't work?
Freeze!
Hong Kong Royal Police. Tai Tau.
I knew you'd come this way.
Fatty, get out of the way if you know what's good for you.
What, are you threatening me?
I know you're both ugly and evil.
Do you know who I am?
I'm strong and tough.
Quick! Come with me to the station.
You dare steal peaches?
Are you also a gay guy named Thai?
I'll carry you to bed!
Don't pretend. I haven't had my fill of beating you yet.
This is for revenge!
Why strike now?
If not now, when will I get revenge?
Then you handle things here.
Didn't you already finish handling it?
Poor thing, beaten to this state!
Freeze!
Let me handle her.
I'm done playing!
Don't do anything rash!
Hurry, chase after them!
Are you aiming wrong? Aim properly!
Hoa Ph, why don't you take me instead?
Don't come any closer, or I'll kill him.
You just want money, take it.
That's right, money is just paper, take it.
Exactly, this money isn't ours anyway.
- You monster!
- Stop!
A Liang, don't do anything rash. It's nothing.
No.
Do Hoa, don't be impulsive!
If you want to kill someone, kill me. I'm old.
I'm about to retire.
Shoot me. Go on, shoot me!
Uncle Hoa!
Well done!
Of course! A young hero emerges!
Da Da, where are you going?
Don't call me Da Da.
How many times have I told you?
Doesn't it sound sweet when I call you that?
Really? How about calling me Tai Da Da
or just Brother Tai?
I'm leaving now.
Brother Tai.
What else?
I want a gift.
Okay.
Channel, DKNY, D&G, JPG.
AX, EA, MOSCHINO,
PAUL, SMITH.
And the Three Wolves?
Dada!
I told you not to call me that.
Watch out for the car!
Careful of pedestrians!
Don't say I was driving!
I told you to be careful!
You're not dead yet?
Brothers, my leg!
Leg?
Which leg?
Lucky it's not mine!
It's all yours!
- It's stuffed in there.
- Inside?
Hong Kong money!
Why so much for me?
How much can you guys split?
Don't pretend, split it fairly.
How do we split it?
Split the pomelo.
You scoundrel!
She's mine, don't touch her.
Don't forget my share!
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5 million.
I call.
Raise 5 million more.
Okay, I'll match you.
Raise 10 million more.
I fold.
My hand is an Ace, what a shame.
I call.
5 million down the drain.
I don't call.
Do Hoa has three 10s. I think she'll win.
Do Vuong has a Straight Flush. She's sure to lose.
All small cards.
Mine are even smaller.
Do Vuong, Straight Flush. Your bet.
I don't have much money left anyway.
I bet it all!
If I had four 10s, then you couldn't have a Straight Flush.
The winner will be me. I call.
Whoever holds the 10 of Spades wins.
Do Ton, are you in?
You call me Do Ton too? Of course I fold.
You're sure to lose.
I don't mind telling you.
This is the best hand I've ever had in my life.
You don't need to show your cards,
I'll show mine first.
If I don't show my cards, how can I beat you?
So what are my cards?
Are you cheating?
Do Vuong, you didn't even bother to look at your cards.
You're too old and senile.
You're cheating!
What's wrong? Can't accept the truth?
Do Vuong has lost his mind from anger.
Li Thin, I never lose my cool.
Clearly, my hand was a 10.
But it went to her, she cheated!
Vng, please calm down.
Get out of the way!
Vng, calm down.
It has nothing to do with you!
You cheated!
Why are you so angry?
Let's just forget it! We'll play another round!
Vng, you cheated!
Are you accusing me?
I'm sorry, Mr. Li. Please leave.
Get out of the way! I didn't cheat!
She's accusing me! I didn't cheat!
I hereby declare, the champion of this year's International Poker Championship...
...is Miss Thng Quan Phi Hoa!
FIVE FORTUNE STARS
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Producer
T L HOA
Producer
TNG CH V
Lucky Stars
HNG KIM BO - TNG CH V - NG DIU HN
PHNG TCH PHM - MIU KIU V
Leading Ladies
DIP PHNG HOA - CUNG TUYT HOA
BNH AN - MIU KH T
This money isn't mine.
Oh well, no one saw!
Thanks.
No problem, let's continue.
Let's go.
Is that all?
That's enough.
My horoscope said I'd lose money this week.
I'd say I gained money. You can't trust horoscopes.
You should trust your zodiac sign instead.
I got a whole 200,000.
But it looks like I have 200,000 in my account... could it be?
It's not our money! Don't...
What about 1.5 dollars?
Oh crap!
It's dark, and I have 200,000...
What if something happens right now...
Ancestors, please protect me from robbers.
Otherwise, I don't know...
Hit a utility pole again?
Robbers!
DIRECTOR
TRAN HUAN KY
A Bi, wake up! There's a lot of money waiting for you to earn.
Wake up.
Money!
Oh crap!
Where's my money?
I've been robbed!
Uncle Hoa, where's my 200,000?
Don't worry, it's very safe.
What's in it for you to keep my money?
That's my savings. Give it back to me.
I have a great opportunity for you, with profits potentially over 100 million.
That's why I'm looking for you.
As soon as you gather the Five Lucky Stars, we'll begin.
Over 100 million?
Forget it. Give me my money back first.
What? I want my money. Why did you give me this?
Take it.
You're someone who holds grudges, so I'll settle your grudge first.
Hello, boss!
Recognize him?
If you have a grudge, get revenge. If you want to fight, fight.
After it's done, forget everything.
Tai Da Da, you're right on time. Uncle Hoa is looking for you.
I'm not Tai Da Da, I'm Tai Da Tou.
I am the captain of the Royal Hong Kong Police.
I specialize in beating people up.
Fight or not? Fight!
Are you going to sue me for assault?
Of course not!
Go to hell!
What's going on?
This doesn't concern you. Get back to work.
Yes, sir.
What are you looking for? He's right here.
Still trying to run?
Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
To the right.
Left.
Middle!
Got you!
He's been beaten.
Report, sir. Mission accomplished.
Good!
Stop...
This is my club.
Let it go. You've had your revenge.
Quick, summon the Five Fortunes! A hundred million is waiting for you.
Go!
He won't let you off. He'll beat you wherever he finds you.
Be careful.
Thank you, sir.
Double ones.
Take it!
I know you've been waiting for the one-dot tile.
Sorry.
I'll discard the one-dot tile.
Seven dots.
Same suit.
I've won.
Four sets.
Do you know why I was quiet? Because I knew I'd draw the winning tile.
I'll take the four sets.
You don't have enough tiles. How can you take it?
Why not?
I have a winning hand!
Five of Wan.
Ten of Wan.
I win!
Win what?
I won first.
What? When was it your turn?
Xp Xm Du. 13 Phn. Pay up!
Serves you right!
Pay up...
How much?
I owe 16,384,000.
You guys can figure out the rest.
Over 80,000?
Here's the money. No change needed. I'm out.
I wonder if you guys are in cahoots.
My 80,000. No change needed.
Okay. Then we'll stop here.
Stop?
You win and want to stop? There are already 3 people.
Let me find one more person.
No need.
I'll take his place.
We have enough players. Let's continue.
How much per game?
100,000 per game, unlimited Phn. 33 rules, starting with 3 rules.
Deal.
The last person to draw gets dealt the hand.
Hurry up.
Playing for such high stakes, C Sm! I'll win all your money.
Five points, I'm the dealer.
Hey... hey!
I want eight points.
Are you kidding? Why didn't you say so before we started?
Do you know the rules?
Then forget it, let's play again.
Five points.
Four points! Are you sick? He's the dealer.
Two hundred thousand.
Hong Zhong.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Mahjong yet?
Not yet.
Fa Cai.
Take it!
Careful, it's a Big Three Dragons.
Take it!
Mahjong yet?
Not yet, only four types.
Be careful.
He's one of us anyway. If he loses, he doesn't have to pay.
Alright, self-drawn.
You're really brave!
That was lucky!
Mahjong!
Fantastic! Big Four Winds, 24 points.
You're finished!
24 points, how much did you lose?
You lost half too, trying to skip out?
Calculate the money for me.
1 point is $4, 2 points is $8, 3 points is $16...
4 points is $32, 5 points is $64, 6 points is $128.
7 points is $256, 8 points is $512...
9 points is $1024, 10 points is $2048, 11 points is $4096...
Trying to run away?
Die!
Hold him!
I lost the car to you guys.
Now you lost and want to run?
Run! / No way.
A Bi, how much did they lose?
I'm calculating.
I lost the most, over 33 million dollars.
They lost half, over 16 million dollars each.
What? How could I have that much money?
You're not paying? Then give me back the car.
Here are the keys.
I'll pay you back all the money.
Quickly!
So we're even?
Even? What about this?
I helped you, and you hit me! You heartless bastard!
Are you going to wait for more?
Yes.
Not waiting anymore.
Which trip did A Thai take? Why is he taking so long?
He didn't hit you, why do you look so glum?
I helped him win so much money.
He didn't give me a single cent. He kept all the 30-something million for himself.
Can you handle the guy from the north?
I told you I lost over 30-something million.
Pay up!
You still dare ask me for money? You dog!
Your mother!
Why did you throw me?
Say that again if you dare!
Don't be rash. I'll give you more time to pay your debt.
Put your shoes on.
Your shoes are over there.
What a pain!
Money!
Stop!
Don't fight over it.
Amitabha, I've finally found you all.
Pay me back.
The moment I touched your hand, I knew
you were a descendant of Bodhidharma.
I wouldn't dare...
Wouldn't dare, my ass!
Who are you?
I am monk A Liang, A Thai's nephew.
Where's A Thai?
He couldn't make it.
He asked me to return this thousand dollars to Mr. Bi.
That's me.
Alright, no need to fight.
Let me put my shoes on first.
- Is there any for me?
- This is Ginseng's.
This is to pay off my debt.
A letter? Why didn't you call?
Bosses, I know there's a big job waiting for us.
But I was injured during a bust.
It's inconvenient for me to move around.
I'll send my nephew A Liang to help you.
He's obsessed with Shaolin Kung Fu.
He's vowed to vanquish demons and uphold justice.
He'll assist you all in completing the mission.
I wish you all success.
Lastly, please look after Arhat Fruit.
Give him money, give him girls, give him gas if he needs it...
A Liang, a monk doesn't lie.
Was A Thai really injured?
One evening, he went fishing.
His fishing rod broke, and he fell.
So his butt got bruised.
Why did you attack me, master?
I wanted to see if you've practiced the Virgin Boy Skill.
This is a Shaolin secret technique. I only know a little.
That's great. I'm Uncle Luohan.
Stay right there. Let me try a move on you.
Don't fight back, understand?
Amitabha.
Impressive!
Are you serious?
Just kick me then, why are you yelling?
Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
Let me!
No need to shout.
Got it.
You go next.
I told you he's a Shaolin master. You're so stupid!
Shut up, let me!
Nice... Shaolin Kung Fu is the best.
Want to try?
A hundred bucks a kick. Go big or go home.
Is it your birthday? Kick one to celebrate.
Come over and try.
Pay up and kick. Hurry...
Quick, a hundred bucks a kick.
All you do is scam people. Who let you collect money?
Do you speak English?
Please!
Everyone, go ahead!
You go!
I get a cut too. I'm the one who brings in the customers.
I'll do it!
It's you!
Remember me, shorty?
Of course. Ten kicks for a dollar. Go ahead...
No need. I'll just do one kick.
Then I'll make a huge profit.
I kick really hard. Can you take it?
Let me ask.
Ok.
You know him?
Know him? We grew up together.
Careful! Her kicks are deadly.
She's the champion of kickboxing.
Kickboxing?
Kickboxing. Just kicking a bag.
Thanks for the reminder, master.
Go on!
Kick the shit out of him!
It wasn't me!
You've got the wrong guy.
I haven't got the wrong guy. I want you to see
how strong my kicks were back then.
Everyone's here now, so I'll present the plan.
This is Ms. Tran, my right-hand woman.
She will present the entire plan to everyone.
Yes, boss.
His name is Loi Thien.
I know him. Do Vuong just committed suicide.
Why did he commit suicide?
Why did he kill himself?
It was a scam!
He lived too long.
He was framed.
Was it worth it?
He has a daughter.
Her name is Francoise.
So beautiful!
What's her name?
Francoise, I'll protect you, don't be afraid.
What are you doing?
Get back to your seat, or I'll feed you an ashtray.
Fine, I'm going.
Don't forget me.
What are you doing?
I'm not kidding around with you.
Get back to your seat, or I'll feed you a chair.
I'm going, stop throwing things.
Is that your mom?
- Auntie?
- Your breasts.
Fake ones, maybe.
Her name is Thuong Quan Phi Hoa,
her nickname is Do Hoa.
She's involved in gambling, prostitution, drugs...
Wait, just give all her information to A Bi.
Get to the point.
She doesn't like men or women.
So what does she like?
She's a tomboy.
Really?
Loi Thien is my best friend.
On a personal level, I have to help my niece.
On a professional level, I have to protect social order.
I have to deal with this wicked woman.
Therefore, everyone's mission...
Don't tell me you want us to flirt with her?
No, there's a gambling competition coming up.
You have to win all her money.
Great!
Great? Do you even know how to gamble?
That's why I'm hiring a gambling teacher for you.
All the prize money you win
will be yours.
Really?
And also, during training,
beautiful women will be with you day and night.
Beautiful women? Where?
Over there!
Thanks.
If we're brothers, don't fight me for it.
Thank you.
Amitabha, sins... sins...
So careless, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Let me help you.
Shut up! Madam, I am a doctor.
I graduated from UCLC USA in 1978.
There was Michael Jackson,
Sharon Stone...
They all had their pets treated by him, he's a vet.
And I'm a cosmetic surgeon.
I'm the only Chinese doctor to receive IFBI's plastic surgery award.
IFPI? Isn't that the Golden Voice award?
I have that award too. I'm also a breast cancer specialist.
Come over here...
Go ahead and flirt with him.
What is he doing?
Come here.
What are you looking at?
That's right.
Thanks, Uncle Hoa. You're welcome, kid.
What are you doing?
Serves you right...
No need to be so glum.
Listen, Five Lucky Star, my grandson swore that
if anyone could help her get revenge,
he would marry her.
Great!
Go for it!
Let Francoise be alone with them, I don't think it's safe.
You idiot, do you want to go back in there and tell them
that you're Lei Hui Lin, and she's just a dancer from Chinatown?
Don't worry, they just want to take advantage of her a little.
As long as she's not drunk, it'll be fine.
What if she gets drunk?
If she gets drunk?
Before we start, I'll give everyone a red envelope.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was orphaned at a young age, I'm so pitiful.
Can you adopt me?
No way, she only brings bad luck.
Twenty thousand to be adopted?
I'm your real child, Mom!
Selling yourself for just twenty thousand?
At least 40,000, then I'll sell. Right?
Right.
Money!
Don't celebrate yet! If you have the skill, then win.
There are three rules to gambling.
First, you have to know how to win.
Second, you have to know how to lose.
Third, don't bet!
Got it. Stop talking. Just tell me how to win.
Hold it.
I get this. When playing cards, hold it when you need to pee.
Hold it until you win, right?
Wrong. It's 'victory without fighting'.
What? Don't play?
How can you win if you don't play?
Not losing is winning.
Then what about the second rule?
If you're sleep-deprived, you'll lose.
If you fight or have too much sex, you'll lose.
What about the third rule?
Don't play if you're not focused.
Don't play if you're not on the same level.
Don't play if you have no money.
Master, what game are we playing?
Blackjack.
Bet.
I'll bet small first.
The minimum bet is 10,000.
Then 10,000.
Nice.
The one who can draw cards.
11 points.
Face card!
A pair of Aces!
I'm adding money.
Face card...
Great, 21 points.
I'll split.
Let's bet more first.
Got it.
Not bad. Both hands have 18.
No more cards!
All the face cards are gone!
Shorty, your turn.
I'm splitting too.
Are you kidding? You have 20.
I like splitting.
Both hands have 13.
Hit me! It's not my money anyway.
A 7!
Nice, 20, stop!
I'll hit on this side.
Another 7!
That's enough, thanks, master!
What are you laughing at?
You took all my 7s.
Then you split, good luck.
Hit?
Split!
What are you looking at?
Are there only two face cards in the whole deck?
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What? Want to hit again?
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That's enough, no more cards!
I'll split.
Give me two face cards, dear.
Share one with me.
See! That's really strange.
Split again! Now I have to use my own money.
Do you need help? I can help you.
Okay! Let me join.
Sit here.
You invest, I take the profit, okay?
That much?
Brother, you can't even dream of it.
Because I have money!
Mom, deal me a 10, please.
A 5?
Another 5?
A 5 again?
Why is it still a 5?
Are you messing with me?
Master said, being near women makes you lose focus.
Stop drawing! Save the Ty for her.
Draw?
No draw!
Thinking so long, are you drawing or not?
No draw!
A 10! A 10!
Don't draw a 10! Don't!
A 10!
A 10!
A 10!
Ty!
Twenty-one points.
Twenty-one points. I win.
I told you to draw more. She wouldn't have won otherwise.
You told me not to draw anymore. It's your fault.
Shut up! We'll win next time!
You're blaming me now?
Can I not play anymore?
If you want to play, use your own money.
I'm not losing.
Actually, whether he drew more or not, you all still lost.
Because I can get the card I want.
Really?
Haven't you heard, 'gambling is the rich man's ruin'?
See how smoothly I shuffle?
It makes my eyes water.
Actually, my technique has fooled everyone.
Shuffling like I'm not shuffling.
But I clearly saw you shuffle the cards.
That was fake too.
What's the point of you putting an ace on top?
The ace goes to the player, right?
Watch this.
See? I can deal this ace
to anyone I want.
Watch, I can deal until it's in my hand.
This technique is called 'Double Card Dealing'.
Now I'll place it at the bottom of the deck.
It'll appear whenever I want it to.
See? This technique is called 'Bottom Dealing'.
Now, everyone, memorize the cards.
How can we remember them all?
There are 52 cards. How can we remember them all?
I won't ask too much of you.
Just remember the four aces.
The four aces?
Do you remember them all?
Where's the ace of spades?
Me, first.
Correct.
Ace of hearts.
Amazing, right? Your memory is still good.
Ace of clubs.
You choose.
Your hands are too short.
Are you going to draw Ginseng?
What a naughty hand!
Master, may I try?
Sure. Where's the ace of diamonds?
I'll castrate myself if he finds it.
Castrate him...
Where are you going to castrate him?
Amitabha, sin... sin...
The Five Fortunes are indeed very skilled!
The card memory skill is very helpful to us.
Just pick the card you want.
Then you'll strike it rich!
Remember, there are no family ties in gambling.
You can't trust anyone.
Don't get personally involved
in the casino.
That's enough for today.
Inspector Chen, you'll supervise their training.
Master, what do we need to train?
Memorizing cards.
Frankie, do you have the fur coat?
The fur coat? I bought it for you.
Oh, right. I forgot.
I'm getting old.
I'm not old.
I'm still young and energetic.
Sometimes I feel so foolish.
How could you? You're very smart.
Why did you hit me?
How dare you lie to me?
I didn't. Why would I lie to you?
Really?
Really.
Help me.
Frankie...
I don't know her! How could I like someone so ugly?
Why are you treating me like this?
Wrong person.
Frankie, you don't know her. Take her away.
You're heartless! You have no conscience!
Shut up!
Sister Hua, it wasn't me.
She seduced me.
Did you hit on her, or did she hit on you?
She hit on me. I'm sorry, Sister.
Who gave you a life like a fairy tale?
You did.
Who raised you?
You did.
Who gave you money?
You did. Please, Hoa t.
Hoa t.
You still dare to lie to me?
Are you guys okay?
- Are you hurt?
- No.
Had enough staring? Aren't you eating?
Just the appetizer.
What's the main course?
A bento box!
Why are you dressed up just for food delivery?
By candlelight, by the window.
A Japanese dinner for two, my treat?
You're so thoughtful.
For a beautiful lady's smile.
I'd even betray my brothers for this.
Who's his brother?
This dinner needs sake.
I can't drink. I get drunk easily!
Should have bought a bigger bottle then.
You have to drink three cups before eating.
Cheers.
He wants to get her drunk?
Let me go ruin his plan.
Sit down! You should be thanking him.
Why?
Don't you get it?
That small bottle of sake,
how could it get her drunk?
It's just to warm her up.
Look at the wine cabinet behind you, there's plenty more!
Who could resist that?
Stop talking, eat to get your strength back first.
Let me.
No more sake, no more fun.
Don't worry, the drinks will be here soon.
A Bi, you owe me 30 million.
I'll knock 2 million off for you.
Go buy me a large bottle of sake.
I'm gonna take care of this bastard!
Again? Be careful you don't hurt the person next to you.
I know, so I'll aim for her.
Why aim for me?
Don't be scared, I'll protect you.
A Bi, 5 million off, okay?
That's 5 million! Can we go buy it and split it?
Sure... In your dreams!
Fine, you don't want to buy it? Then forget it.
Buy it yourself.
I want sea urchin, roe, and spring rolls.
Okay, I'll buy them all for you.
I'll fly there and be back like a rocket. Wait for me!
We're not going home until we're drunk!
Absolutely?
Let's play guess the number, 4-6, 6-4!
I don't like guessing games.
How about dice?
Dice?
We've got a pro here.
Ladies first.
How do we drink?
Don't worry, you won't lose out.
Just one glass!
Don't underestimate her, she can handle a whole bottle!
Can you handle it?
Sure, no problem.
Bottle's empty!
You first.
10 sixes. Your turn.
15 sixes.
2 sixes?
20 sixes?
You must have never played this before.
There aren't 20 sixes.
If she has five sixes, he also has five sixes.
I don't have any.
You don't have 10 sixes?
That's right.
How are you playing?
Don't worry, we won't take advantage of you.
I have five. How do you have ten dice?
What rule says you can't have ten dice?
Who says having ten dice is against the rules?
Right. Who says?
Okay, I owe you one bottle. Let's play again.
You first.
Ask him to come play.
Let him finish his six bottles first.
Run...
It's just food delivery, why the rush?
It's really hot.
Got it.
One more time!
Ow! That hurts!
Don't move.
What did you put on there? It burns!
Iodine!
Iodine? Are you crazy?
Why would you put iodine there?
If Francoise's teeth have HIV, it'll disinfect them.
Francoise...
Where's Francoise?
What are you guys doing?
Can I dance with Francoise?
You can't dance?
Kiss her!
There's still a chance.
It's just pretend! Why so much water?
That's more like it.
Francoise...
You're back. Come eat.
Are you taking a bath?
Francoise, it's me, Ginseng!
I don't want ginseng, I want liquor!
Liquor? I only bought one big bottle of sake.
Speak of the devil.
Here you go.
Enjoy. I'll go get ready.
Delicious.
Let's see what she does!
Are you possessed?
I love you.
Why are you so energetic?
More!
Your breathing is heavy.
This feels so good!
Lower! That's it...
Did she finish it all?
No...
No, it's broken!
See! Let's check on her.
She bit off my toe!
Go back inside!
What's wrong? Did she break your arm?
Damn it! She broke my arm!
This is deadly!
Let her go.
Okay.
How did you get out?
The window.
Where is she?
Her hair is stuck to her feet!
She ran into the toilet!
Wait for me!
Quick!
Hold the door!
I have to get revenge.
Revenge, my ass!
I have to get revenge.
Shorty, you want revenge?
Look! You're fine, but I'm a mess.
Why didn't you hold the door?
Which door?
Open the door!
A Bi, come out quick!
Run!
She stripped her clothes off.
Go check over there.
Zhongshan - China.
A Tai, where are you going?
Discharging myself.
Your leg isn't healed yet. Who's letting you leave?
There's 100 million waiting for me in Hong Kong. Don't get in my way.
That much? Are you robbing a bank?
Robbing what? I'm a Royal Hong Kong Police officer.
Bullshit!
How can an official make so much money?
I'm not talking to you!
I want you to talk.
Get out of my way, or don't blame me for being rude.
What are you going to do to me?
Hit you!
If you want to leave, step over my dead body first.
Bring it on!
You damn fatty, how dare you hit me!
Stop!
You're truly evil! Kicking me in the groin!
What were your hands doing?
Picking pomelos!
Your damn pomelos!
Don't force me to act, or I'll hurt you.
Women shouldn't get in the way.
My ass is kicked!
You won't die.
How can I get back to Hong Kong like this!
Then don't go back. I'll heal you slowly!
Sister Hua.
What is it?
The police have shut down two of our gambling websites.
We have so many, when will they ever finish shutting them down?
Sister Hua.
What is it?
The last website has been shut down by the police.
I need a tomboy to relax.
No problem, right away.
Damn it!
You really don't know death if you're playing against me!
Four of a kind, 2!
Four of a kind, J, that's great? I have four of a kind, Q.
Do you see any difference?
Where's the K?
Here!
What's wrong?
If you do that, what if it leaks?
The monk is just practicing. Please forgive him, benefactor.
Ace...
Ace...
Ace...
Ace...
How are there two Ace of Spades?
The deck must be faulty.
It's definitely faulty from the manufacturer.
Can you be serious?
Don't you believe me? Let's bet a round!
Okay, what do you want to bet?
Whatever the winner wants.
I asked what you want to bet.
Slap a cop.
I want to play too.
Get out of the way!
Okay! High or low, one card decides.
Deal!
We'll play like them later, okay?
The winner gets whatever they want?
That's right.
No.
Remember this.
Done.
I'll draw first.
Naturally.
Ace of Spades!
What? King of Spades is enough to win.
Ace of Spades!
You win. What do you want me to do? Be your boy toy?
That's enough.
Okay, play again!
Okay, watch closely.
Ace of Hearts!
Here!
Next!
If you let me win, I'll let you break my cherry.
How vulgar! Watch closely.
Ace of Clubs!
Here!
Keep playing!
What's wrong?
Hide it.
Hide what?
It's nothing.
Next!
Doesn't her hand hurt?
That's right.
How are you playing? Still holding weapons?
Do you admit defeat yet?
Let's finish the game. Next!
You go first.
I'll let you win this time.
The result will be the same.
You won from start to finish, you cheated!
This round doesn't count.
You said it.
You won, go back and slap her!
This time you...
What is it?
You've come at the right time, your men are cheating.
Cheating? What cheating, man?
Cheated me...
It's nothing.
Master says everyone has made some progress.
The Do Thuat competition will start soon.
Everyone, hurry up and raise funds.
Uncle Hoa, aren't you going to fund us?
I'm a government official, where would I get the money?
What about the bribe money you're hiding under your pillow?
I'll give you 7 days to raise the money.
What?
Raise 10 million in 7 days. Are you crazy?
That's right. I'm not a prostitute.
Where can we get that much money in such a short time?
You only need to earn a little over 1 million a day.
You can do it.
If you can't, ask Master.
Master, I'm just a poor driver, I earn 1 thousand a day.
In 7 days, that's only 7 thousand. I'll give it all to you, Grandma.
You can! He owes you 30 million. Tell him to pay up.
That's right! Pay me some of it first.
Shorty, what's it to you?
You're a high monk, you must have savings. Give them up.
Uncle, I can go begging.
Master, what should we do?
How about this: you all earn 3 million.
I'll find a way to get the remaining 7 million.
Master, that division is fine.
But it's very difficult for each of us to earn 500k.
Don't sell yourselves short.
3 million divided by 6 people means each person needs to earn $71,428 per day.
That's $2,976 per hour.
$49.60 per minute.
We only need to earn 82 dong per second.
Easy!
If you see the groom, pretend you know the bride.
If you see the bride, pretend you know the groom.
What if they both show up?
In that case, say you're in the wrong place and leave.
Hello.
Welcome!
He's a friend of the groom!
Why are you so late?
Be natural!
What are you doing?
Making money.
Making money? That's dangerous and you won't get paid.
Not getting paid? Look!
You collected all the red envelopes! You're shameless.
Give it back now.
If the money's in your hand, will you give it back?
Fine, don't tell anyone you know me.
Welcome...
Waiter, one bowl of abalone and fish maw soup, please.
Yes, sir.
No need. Just give her a plate of stir-fried noodles.
You really know how to enjoy yourself!
You're here to steal, not to feast.
Stop drawing attention to yourself. You dare to order shark fin?
If the host has to pay for this, you'll be in big trouble.
And another thing, don't win too much when you're playing cards!
I've found you an opponent, easy money.
Hurry up!
I know.
Waiter, a bowl of abalone and shark fin soup, please.
Let me introduce you. Uncle 3, Aunt 2, Uncle 4.
And this is... Miu Kiu V.
Hello.
Don't worry about me.
Sit down.
Okay.
I've been waiting.
How much are we betting?
100 dollars a hand, maximum four hands. We can stop anytime.
Just for fun.
It's better than waiting around to eat.
Please have some tea.
That's great, my friend. Why put yourself through so much trouble?
Sit down and play a few hands.
Sit down.
Don't look at me. I don't like these games.
A pair of Aces.
Fold.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 4s.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 10s.
Three of a kind, Kings.
Fold.
Fold.
Three of a kind, 2s. You two lose double.
Beautiful lady, are you kidding me?
If you got three 2s first, all three of them would have lost.
I'm really lucky.
You deserve to lose. Here's your money.
Thank you.
Don't bully me.
Don't worry.
I'm terrible at this game.
There's a bigger game now.
Wait a moment.
I have three Kings.
Three Kings again. I told you to stop him.
Why is everyone making money here? They'll all be dead soon.
I have a pair of Kings, a straight, and Four of a Kind 7.
Four of a Kind again? Your hand is really good.
I only have a pair of Aces, a straight, and Four of a Kind 8.
I won.
Are you kidding me? You even got Four of a Kind 8.
It's nothing. It's only a few hundred. They lost more than that.
Everyone's here.
Give me my red envelope, I'm leaving.
I'll go make money somewhere else. I won't compete with you guys.
Stop joking! I found a table for you.
What are we playing?
Let me show you.
This time I have two Jacks and a 9.
Are you kidding me?
Three 2s, Four of a Kind 5, and Four of a Kind Q.
I had to split my two Aces. What a waste!
Fifteen cards each. Thank you. You too.
Are you kidding me! Always Straights and Four of a Kind.
How can I win!
How? Don't you know how to play cards?
It's right that you lost.
I'm not playing anymore. You play by yourself.
Cousin.
Cousin.
Congratulations!
This is my wife.
Sister-in-law.
Cousin.
Why are you so late?
Don't talk about it! I ran into some thugs on the road and beat them up.
- Ah, I brought the red envelopes.
- Thank you.
Don't fuss over me. I'll make myself at home.
Then make yourself at home.
- Congratulations!
- Why are you so late?
Honey, why aren't you playing a few rounds? Why are you just sitting here?
Play what! That fat guy took all my money.
I don't know how, but he gets good cards every round.
Good cards every round? Is it possible he's cheating?
You dare cheat my wife? You've got some nerve.
Let's go over there and see.
Three of a kind.
Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
What? You have to go before you've even lost?
You can't go.
It's no use trying! You guys are too slow!
- Get out of the way!
- What are you doing? Hurry up and show your cards.
Who's playing dirty?
This fat guy.
Always getting four of a kind or a straight flush.
If not a straight flush, then a flush.
I haven't won a single round.
Brother S, my seat is lucky, give it to me!
Are you cheating, shorty!
Aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, come play over here...
I guarantee you'll win.
Come play over here... Hurry up, you're guaranteed to win.
Bosses, why don't we go over there? They're guaranteed to win.
No, let's finish this round first.
Place your bets!
Get out of the way!
Are you betting the bride's dowry too?
But you said we were guaranteed to win.
I'll bet my gold watch too.
Are you sure about this, boss?
Absolutely! I'm betting my gold watch, so why worry about your gold and silver?
Hurry up, Brother S, if he deals, we're guaranteed to win.
If you don't bet, you don't respect me.
Who said I'm the dealer? You deal. I'll just help you draw cards.
Bet!
Show your cards! I don't believe you win every hand!
If you don't show, I'll show for you.
I lost!
Straight flush!
Brother S, we're rich!
Your cheating skills have reached a new level.
You even cheated your wife! You're good.
Honey, you cheated me!
Damn it! You made me lose my watch.
Shut up!
You bastard! You dare play tricks on me? I'll kill you!
Let me save you.
Who's squeezing me? Who?
Who's squeezing me?
Where's my money?
This money is mine.
Are you kidding me? You stole the statues of Fu, Lu, and Shou too?
It's better than nothing.
Freeze! You dare drink?
Give it here! You still dare to drink? Trying to kill us?
Get out of the way! We're rich, look!
What did you get?
Grab everything! Look.
What did you get?
Cutting the power at the perfect moment, very clever.
You took the cards too!
Does anyone need teeth?
Run.
Quick!
It's still moving, where did that come from?
You're taking the seafood too?
I like sashimi.
Look before you speak.
Bosses, please have mercy.
Give me back my watch.
You're lucky to be alive. There's no watch.
My watch.
Fine, for Francoise, I'll sell. Sell everything!
Master, they made over 700k.
If we sell the bus too, we'll have exactly 3 million.
Good. Tomorrow at 7 PM, you'll play against Thien Vuong.
Thien Vuong?
Gambling with a monk present is a sure way to lose.
Thien Vuong is here.
I have an idea. Let A Luong open the door.
Let him see A Luong's bald head.
Scare him. Then he's sure to lose?
Everything is up to fate. Calculations are useless.
Greed leads to ruin. In the end, you lose everything.
What is he saying?
He means it's useless talking to you either.
A forbidden sight. Luckily I'm wearing glasses. I'm fine!
Amitabha.
Thien Vuong?
Ba Vuong or Thien Vuong?
Whoever it is, they're just here to play cards.
I brought 7 million. If you have the guts, take it all.
Bet.
Why aren't you playing?
The world is ever-changing. Enlightenment takes eons.
Living one life, why fight over money?
I don't understand.
Ace of Spades. Bet.
Everyone has an Ace. So, bet 100k.
You want my bet? Fine, take it.
It's better than nothing.
Everyone knows you have a pair of Aces, you know?
You lost because someone saw through you.
Damn! The last 8 is with me.
What a coincidence! This looks like the last 2 as well.
What a coincidence?
So many Jacks!
I have a lot of Kings too.
Flush, I raise.
Nhn Sm, you raise.
Three 8s, I raise.
Okay, 10k.
That proves your hand is weak.
I'll call, all in.
I won't ruin your plan, I fold.
Me too.
Stop bluffing, you only have two pairs.
What? Are you calling?
Okay! I'll call.
Full house 8s. If you have four 2s, you win.
You're so clever! Four 2s. Thanks.
Good thing I didn't call.
Congratulations...
I knew it.
If you knew it, why did you call?
- You're as dumb as a pig!
- What's it to you?
Am I betting against you? I'm not playing anymore.
Your strategy of using retreat to advance is very clever.
Making the enemy complacent, then losing everything.
You figured that out too.
Ace, I raise.
The King is waiting for a straight flush, we need to take him out.
100k.
His hole card is the Ace of Spades, I have Ace, King, 9, 10.
As long as he doesn't draw a spade to make five, I'm sure to win.
I'll call.
I'll call too, and raise another 100k.
Are you trying to scare me?
My pair of Kings is enough to beat you.
I've been playing cards since I was three.
Patience is a virtue.
I'll call too.
Trying to get yourself killed? My card beats yours.
I'll call you, 100k.
Welcome!
Flush!
Just a straight!
But it's a Royal Flush!
One flush, one straight.
I only have a pair, how can I win?
If the short guy has the Ace of Spades,
Then he won't have any Aces.
Royal Flush, I raise.
Okay.
You guys are running out of money, while I have so much...
All in.
What 'Heavenly King'? Stop pretending! All in!
I'll save it for another round with you. I fold.
What card are you holding that makes you think so long?
Let them see. You have a Diamond Flush, what are you afraid of?
Don't worry, I have the 6 of Spades. He can only beat you with the Ace of Spades.
Call all the way. I've got your back.
- What are you still looking at?
- That's right, call.
I have no opinion. If I lose, you'll blame me.
Everyone's figured out my hole card.
So you all know my hand, then.
What? Are you calling?
This guy is very smart. Be careful.
I lost earlier because I was too careless.
Let it go. Save it for another round with him.
So, are you playing or is he?
Are you calling?
You're lucky. Fold, or you'd lose everything.
Look!
Huh? Oh no?
Where's my Ace of Spades?
So he was cheating!
Good thing you all folded. I win this round.
Too green!
Three 10s. I raise.
100k.
You can't always be lucky. I'm in.
I don't believe you have four 10s. I call.
I call.
My hand isn't bad either.
Why wouldn't I call?
I call 100k, and I'm all in.
Next!
This is the liveliest round so far.
I call.
I bet he only has three of a kind.
Take him down.
No need to say more. All in.
I call.
I should have folded earlier.
The 9.
Straight flush. I raise.
Beautiful lady, you'll call anything, right?
You only have a little money left on the table.
Now you have a chance to win big.
I'm all in.
Your turn. Are you in?
I don't believe you have a straight flush. I call.
Show your cards.
I want to ask you, why do you think I don't have a straight flush?
Because...
I have the 10 of Spades.
What? How can there be two 10s of Spades?
With such a bad hand, why did you go all in?
The 9 isn't mine.
Mine is the 10 of Spades.
You cheated!
You cheated!
I didn't cheat, I was framed.
Dad!
Dad, don't die! Dad!
Miss Lei, your father lost to Do Hoa like this.
Do you understand now?
What? She's Lei Thien's daughter?
Then who are you?
I'm a Chinatown dancer.
What?
It doesn't matter, I still like you.
Which madam do you work for? Which group?
Do you take clients?
Don't be sad anymore.
Does everyone know if I'm Ba Vuong or Thien Vuong now? Goodbye.
I really don't understand.
What do you mean?
Why did Master team up with Thien Vuong to cheat us?
You saw it?
I really have the Royal Flush.
How did he switch my cards?
Quick, show me again.
When Master collected the money for you.
That's when she switched the cards.
Then why didn't you shout?
I...
What's the point of telling now?
My identity is exposed. There's no point staying here.
If you need anything, just call me.
I won't charge you.
I'm leaving.
She's gone.
Whenever you feel down, come find me in Chinatown.
My name is Phieu Hong.
Group 38, I'm leaving.
Group 38? So you work for the fat madam?
Goodbye. Phieu Hong, where are you going?
Uncle Hoa, I'm done here. I'm leaving.
Thanks, Uncle.
I'll look for you when I have time.
Why does everyone look so glum? Is this a round table meeting?
What else can we do? Master teamed up with Heavenly King and swindled all our money.
Uncle Hoa, what should we do now?
If we lose this round, we'll start another. We still have Plan B.
Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Give me back my 200k first.
Your 200k was spent on hiring dancers from Chinatown.
What?
None of you slept with her? What a waste!
I asked her to sleep with each of you for one night.
Forget it.
If Plan B succeeds,
Do Hoa definitely won't be able to escape.
What is Plan B?
Sister Hoa, should I bring her over?
No need.
I want to dance with you.
You want to, but I don't.
You won't do me this favor?
Why are you talking to her like that?
Forget him. Let's dance.
Let's dance too.
I think you two should just dance with each other.
Great idea. Your seductive dance is very appealing.
Step 1 is successful.
Then let's finish Step 2 while we're at it.
Are you dreaming? If you want it, you can do it with the Five Lucky Stars.
I'm leaving.
Where are you going?
To take a bath.
And wait for your good news.
She's really hard to get!
Good news about what?
What does that have to do with you?
I'm going to investigate those tomboys.
What do you think about sex?
Sex is like a meal.
Some people just like fast food.
But my standards are higher.
I like the finer things.
First, a glass of wine.
The appetizer will be soup.
Then salad, and we'll savor the main course.
At least an hour.
If I'm in the mood, I'll have dessert, like ice cream,
or a cappuccino.
And of course, a cigarette.
You really know how to enjoy yourself.
That's why I only go to upscale places.
- Someone's here!
- It's Do Hoa's car.
Let me see.
Have you ever heard that once you step into a wealthy family,
you belong to it for life?
No.
Don't think this is a one-night stand.
So it's a two-night stand?
I'm not easy.
Sorry, neither am I.
I want to ask you something.
What do you think about sex?
Sex?
For me, sex is like money.
Without money, life is miserable.
But if you have money to spend, you feel like a god.
Unfortunately, I don't have much money.
Then why don't you get in my car?
I guarantee you'll feel like a god.
Really?
Are you sure I'll feel like a god?
Of course.
Keep watching. Call me if anything happens.
Do you know why I don't like men?
Do you know why I only like women?
I want to know why.
First, no risk of pregnancy.
Women are always gentler than men.
They know what they want.
Women don't have beards, so kissing doesn't hurt.
Really?
Your breath stinks!
Really?
It really does stink!
Who farted?
It was definitely you.
You ate the most sweet potatoes, it was you.
Who said that? He ate a lot of potatoes too.
When I fart, the concentration is only about 0.2.
That last fart was 0.8 concentration.
Snacks can't make it that high.
Shut up! Did you fart or not?
Everyone shut up! Whoever farted, my parents died.
Right, A Bi's parents adopted me when I was little.
They died for me.
Amitabha.
Why did you bring parents into a farting discussion?
Actually, a fart is like a passing breeze.
It will soon disappear like smoke.
Please get in the car and rest.
Shut up, A Luong. Did you fart or not?
Whoever gets in the car will be struck by lightning!
I'm getting in first.
How dare you get in the car?
Lightning will strike you dead!
So much money. Uncle Hoa was right.
What are you doing? Why aren't you sleeping?
It's a strange place. I can't sleep.
Follow me.
Uncle, something's happening.
Wake up, Uncle.
Hurry, wake up.
Money's falling on the street!
Where?
They're gone.
Look over here!
Scared? Scared I'll lead you into danger?
Yes, I'm very scared.
Once you're in here, you'll sleep soundly.
Why is your heart beating so fast?
I'm nervous.
It's natural to be nervous.
Sister Hoa.
How's it going?
I think we'll be done before dawn.
Sister Hoa.
This is the bank robbery money.
And this is my money.
This money is yours.
I want you to live a life of ease and happiness.
I want you to sleep soundly.
Don't look at me.
Look at the money.
Don't worry, you can't spend all my money in a lifetime.
How did they get the money out?
There's a lot of money in there. Without my order,
no one could have taken it out.
So that's a vault down there.
Why aren't you going?
They're gone.
Then why are you still sitting here?
Lift me up. I can see clearly. Higher!
It's too heavy!
Higher! Hurry!
So noisy!
You two scumbags aren't human.
Leave it to me.
Get out of the way!
Uncle, are you okay?
I'm far from okay.
How do you have the key? Is this your house?
You idiot! Why go through all that trouble?
This is all you need.
So stupid!
Money!
It's like a river.
So much money!
Pick it up!
Hurry!
Uncle, are you alright?
It hurts!
You fell, but you can still pick up so much money?
You're right, the pain is gone.
Is there any left?
It's all gone.
What are you doing?
Found it.
There's money inside.
Ah Bi, do your thing.
No lock, I give up.
It's a code. How do we open it?
Just press it.
Hello?
Hello!
Is this Luo Han Guo?
Call Mona for me.
The phone has a callback function.
Crazy woman! Why hang up mid-call?
Who is she looking for?
Who knows? She's calling for Mona.
Which Mona?
Mona? Do you know who Mona is?
I only know Monica.
Hello?
Mona? How can I help you? This is the message center...
How can I help? This is the message center, hello...
You're so petty. I called Mona because I wanted to break up with her.
This phone is old. I'll buy you a new one tomorrow.
Mona? What does she mean?
That sounds like Lei Hui Lin.
A Di, you're best at English. How do you spell Mona?
Mon cha cha is mon...
No, I asked you to spell the word Mona.
It's mon cha cha. The word MO + the word NA.
I know. MON means 666, A means 2.
It's 6662. Try entering that code.
666...2
Sister Hua.
Get out of the way...
Give it here...
Hurry up!
Don't worry, we only rob, we don't rape.
A Liang, save me!
Sister Hua.
What is it?
I have something private to discuss.
She's mine now. Go ahead and say it.
We investigated and found out she's Lei Tian's daughter, Lei Hui Lin.
That's me.
Damn it!
How could this happen!
What are you waiting for?
Quick!
C Sm, why did you take so much? That's enough.
Not enough!
Be careful, you might have money but no life to enjoy it. Let's go.
A Liang, let's go!
There's a ghost...
A Liang, stop them!
A Liang, run!
Hello?
Put my money down, now.
Or I'll kill Lei Tian's daughter!
Then I'll thank you, saves me splitting it with her.
Hurry, stop playing with that Queen, no more time.
Time's up.
Damn it, how do we get out?
Go!
Aren't we saving Miss Lei?
You're in charge of saving her, we're going to the poker game.
That's right, you save her, we'll go ahead.
Go! Hurry!
About 100 people are participating in this tournament.
They are the world's top stars.
The first round lasts for one hour.
Each person's starting capital is 5 million Hong Kong dollars.
If anyone is caught cheating,
they will be disqualified and expelled from here.
I'm all in.
Beautiful lady, isn't this your money?
You're going all in in the first round.
What's it to you?
If you don't answer,
then I'll play with you.
I'm all in too.
I call.
No problem, I call too.
A chance for a big win, only a fool wouldn't call.
There are only a few chips, why so tense?
Two Kings and a three, please show your cards.
Full house, Kings.
I have a full house, Aces.
I have four of a kind, fives.
Could you have a straight flush?
Handsome, do you have Four of a Kind Queens?
That's right.
I have Four of a Kind Queens.
Oh, sorry!
Keep your four Queens for a beer-drinking game.
Four of a Kind Aces.
Sorry, I have a straight: 3-4-5-6-7.
I have a higher straight, 4-5-6-7-8.
- What a coincidence!
- Higher straight!
Scared?
Yes, yes, I'm scared.
I'm afraid you won't lose enough.
All in!
I'm in.
Ace - Queen - Jack - 2.
My hand is the same, but I have a King.
I have a King too.
All flushes, but whose flush is higher?
Yeah!
A pair of Aces.
Two pairs, 8s and 10s.
Sorry, I have two pairs, Jacks and 2s, which is higher than yours.
I have two pairs, Queens and 5s.
- What?
- Does anyone have Three of a Kind?
Show your cards.
I do! Sorry.
Three Diamonds. Show your cards, please.
My hand must be the lowest.
I only have a pair of 2s.
- Don't look at me, I don't have a pair.
- Me neither.
- Show your cards.
- I don't have any.
So, sorry, a pair of 2s still wins?
I injected heroin into you.
Must feel great, right?
In a little while, you'll be coming down,
in the biggest, fastest way.
Because you weigh as much as a pig.
Enough.
Enough.
Good!
Sister Hua, it's time.
Goodbye, my love.
It's time, throw it down.
Amitabha. Can you two good benefactors release the fish to gain merit?
Your mother!
My butt!
Sin...
Distinguished guests, after two rounds of the competition.
We have found the five finalists.
Each started with five million.
After the first round, they won twenty-five million.
Winning the semi-finals earns one hundred million.
Plus the former champion's one hundred million,
for a total of six hundred million.
Surprisingly, all five contestants in this round
are newcomers.
Introducing, four new gambling masters.
When it comes to gambling,
we are the best.
Siuuuuu!
One newcomer is also very surprising.
She is Lei Tian's daughter, Lei Hui Lin.
Please welcome Miss Lei.
These five will challenge last year's champion.
Miss Shangguan Fei Hua.
My idol!
Amazing!
Die!
Wait!
I have an announcement.
She is not qualified to compete with me.
What are you saying?
Because...
She is not Lei Tian's daughter.
It's me.
I'm fine.
I am Lei Tian's daughter.
I must avenge my father.
I challenge Shangguan Fei Hua.
Well done!
You're sure to lose.
Okay, I accept your challenge.
I officially announce,
The finals of the National Du Shu Competition
may now begin.
Thanks for your trouble.
It's nothing.
Careful, the police are here.
2-3, I want to withdraw my bet.
Sorry, you can't do that.
Private casinos allow withdrawals.
Aces, I raise.
Hua, how much are you going to bet?
You must be happy playing with my money!
Why would you say that? I risked my life for it.
I bet 200k.
I call.
I'll call you.
I call.
Hua, I'll call you.
Your money bag, it looks like the biggest one.
What can I do? Life is hard!
Pair of Aces, I raise.
I bet 1 million.
I call.
Call.
I call too.
Three Queens, I raise.
10 million.
It's okay if you don't dare to call.
Of course I'll call!
I'll match 10 million, and raise another 10 million.
I'll match 20 million,
and raise another 30 million.
I'll match.
All in!
You're playing big.
I fold.
Why fold?
I fold too.
Then I'm folding too.
But I don't believe you have Four Jacks.
I knew it.
Hoa Ph, you've been caught cheating, that's pathetic!
So cunning!
Three Aces, I'll raise.
10 million.
I'm not matching.
I'll match 10 million,
all in!
I fold.
I only have a 2.
I'll bet you to see who's luckier.
Thanks, Hoa Ph!
You can go take an early bath.
No need to look, I have Four 3s.
Look closely, what card is this?
Amazing!
Excellent!
I am indeed lucky.
Are you acting? Making a movie?
Too much of a coincidence! Cut, let's do it again! That's enough!
Give me my money back, or else...
Where are you taking me?
I don't need to go to the toilet, let me go...
A pair of 9s, I'll raise.
5 million.
The winning hand isn't that great!
She's got three 9s.
Fold.
I call.
You're lucky you didn't call.
This is the only 7 of Clubs.
Queen of Clubs. I raise.
20 million.
I call.
Raise another 30 million.
I call.
Go all in.
I'm waiting for you.
Is his hidden hand the Ace or King of Clubs?
Any card he has wins.
Her hand is a Full House.
I fold. You guys can celebrate.
Miss Lei, are you calling?
I call.
My hidden hand is the King of Clubs.
If you have the Ace of Clubs, you win.
If not for that 7, you would have lost to me.
A Di, are you cheating?
How dare you cheat Hoa Pho!
It's a shame if you have a Flush.
What a wicked woman!
Why is Hue Lam sweating so much?
Yeah, I saw her inject her thigh.
Do Hoa injected heroin into her.
Why didn't you take her to the hospital?
She said she wanted to come here to play against Do Hoa.
You're a Shaolin monk. Why don't you use your powers to expel the poison?
The monk doesn't have that ability.
Uncle Hoa, don't you know the "Buddha's Palm"?
Sorry, I don't know that technique.
Three Aces. I raise.
20 million.
I fold.
He's holding the Ace of Spades.
So he can't have Four of a Kind Aces.
I call.
Thanks.
Six of Hearts, bet.
You only have 40 million left, so I'll bet 40 million.
The change is yours for a taxi.
You thought I only had three Aces, didn't you, Hoa Ph?
Don't think your 8s full will beat me.
I have Aces full, I call you.
Keep the change. I'll bet it all.
I'll walk home.
Then take your time and enjoy the scenery.
What? Four of a Kind 8s?
Why are you taking so long to think?
To trap you.
Sorry!
King of Spades, bet.
20 million.
I call.
I'll call 20 million.
What are you doing, A Bi? Calling with such a weak hand?
His hole card is the Ace of Spades. If he draws five spades, he wins.
Is he that smart?
Yes.
Royal Flush, bet.
All in.
I always win because I know when to stop.
I fold.
I call.
I have a Royal Flush. You dare to call me?
To beat me, you don't need a Royal Flush.
A straight or a flush would be enough.
Because I only have a pair of Aces.
I really want to see if you have six spades.
You're good. I don't have the Six of Spades.
Now you've got enough money.
Play one game for the ages, for your mother to see.
Thanks.
What's wrong? Can't take it, Hu Lm?
I can't take it, but I won't die.
A pair of Aces. Raise.
One million.
I'll call.
A pair of Tens. Raise.
Five million.
I'll call.
Ace-Queen. Raise.
Let's see how much longer you can take it. Raise.
Fifty million.
I'll call.
Oh no!
Focus on whether she's cheating.
Straight flush. Your bet.
Before you collapse.
I'll play fair with you for this round.
All in.
So confident!
How else could I win big?
Good thing you found out early.
Damn it, this isn't good.
What's wrong? I don't see anything.
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it's not there.
Calm down, we still have a chance.
There's still plenty of money. Save it for the next round.
No, we're out of time.
If you have fewer chips than Hoa, you lose too.
Damn it, is there any way to win back 100 million?
If it's too difficult, let it go.
I'll call.
Referee, pause the game. Take her to the hospital.
No need. I want to finish this game with her.
Ms. Lei, please reveal your hand.
Ms. Shangguan, please reveal your hand.
I think if your father saw this hand,
he'd jump out of his coffin.
I suspect she's cheating.
Like father, like daughter.
Losing makes you talk nonsense!
Ms. Lei, cheating is strictly forbidden here.
Watch what you say, or we'll sue you.
What if she really was cheating?
We'll disqualify her.
Very well.
I want to check the cards.
Alright.
Reveal your cards.
How did a 10 of Spades get here too?
It's too late to discover that now.
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Disqualify her!
Ms. Shangguan, how do you explain this?
My explanation is...
He's cheating.
Sister Hua, I'm not betraying you.
Calm down!
A Liang, save her!
Call A Thai... Respond if you hear me!
Take the money.
Okay.
Great, we get off work early today.
Today, this humble monk must fast and subdue demons!
Sister Hua, we need to get out of here.
Let's go.
A Thai, respond if you hear me?
A Thai, answer me!
Fatty, how dare you steal Sister Hua's money!
Beat him.
Son of a bitch!
Die!
Don't hold back!
Stop beating him. Help gather the money.
It's too heavy!
Give me a hand! The police are coming.
Are you really going to hit me?
You're all crazy!
Keep going!
Harder!
The fatty stole the money! Beat him to death.
Let's run!
Don't let him get away!
What do we do now?
We take the money, of course.
That's right. Screw him.
Stop her!
Beat you to death!
So unlucky!
Die!
Buddha's Blessing.
Didn't work?
Freeze!
Hong Kong Royal Police. Tai Tau.
I knew you'd come this way.
Fatty, get out of the way if you know what's good for you.
What, are you threatening me?
I know you're both ugly and evil.
Do you know who I am?
I'm strong and tough.
Quick! Come with me to the station.
You dare steal peaches?
Are you also a gay guy named Thai?
I'll carry you to bed!
Don't pretend. I haven't had my fill of beating you yet.
This is for revenge!
Why strike now?
If not now, when will I get revenge?
Then you handle things here.
Didn't you already finish handling it?
Poor thing, beaten to this state!
Freeze!
Let me handle her.
I'm done playing!
Don't do anything rash!
Hurry, chase after them!
Are you aiming wrong? Aim properly!
Hoa Ph, why don't you take me instead?
Don't come any closer, or I'll kill him.
You just want money, take it.
That's right, money is just paper, take it.
Exactly, this money isn't ours anyway.
- You monster!
- Stop!
A Liang, don't do anything rash. It's nothing.
No.
Do Hoa, don't be impulsive!
If you want to kill someone, kill me. I'm old.
I'm about to retire.
Shoot me. Go on, shoot me!
Uncle Hoa!
Well done!
Of course! A young hero emerges!
Da Da, where are you going?
Don't call me Da Da.
How many times have I told you?
Doesn't it sound sweet when I call you that?
Really? How about calling me Tai Da Da
or just Brother Tai?
I'm leaving now.
Brother Tai.
What else?
I want a gift.
Okay.
Channel, DKNY, D&G, JPG.
AX, EA, MOSCHINO,
PAUL, SMITH.
And the Three Wolves?
Dada!
I told you not to call me that.
Watch out for the car!
Careful of pedestrians!
Don't say I was driving!
I told you to be careful!
You're not dead yet?
Brothers, my leg!
Leg?
Which leg?
Lucky it's not mine!
It's all yours!
- It's stuffed in there.
- Inside?
Hong Kong money!
Why so much for me?
How much can you guys split?
Don't pretend, split it fairly.
How do we split it?
Split the pomelo.
You scoundrel!
She's mine, don't touch her.
Don't forget my share!
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