Hundslinger Hochzeit (2025) Movie Script
When travelling,
the best thing you can do,
is visit Hundsling in the Oberpfalz.
If you decide to visit a pub,
then Rosis is the one for you.
Rosi had no competition,
but then came Tonis
and things heated up.
In Hundsling and in Mexico,
the people there are full of joy.
But to which pub will they choose to go?
The place, its just too damn small.
Burritos, tacos, sauerkraut
they dont go together,
the mobs getting loud.
Are you with Rosis,
or with Tonis?
Unbelievable whats going on there.
The argument is threatening to escalate.
Will Rosis lose in the end?
In Hundsling and in Mexico,
the people there are full of joy.
But to which pub will they choose to go?
The place, its just too damn small.
WEDDING IN HUNDSLING
Are we going
to your place after?
We have gathered here today
to bid farewell
to our beloved specialties.
Like the fantastic steamed dumplings.
Hot and steaming on the plate.
So sugary and sweet and so good,
with chocolate sauce and plum jam.
Our hostess Rosi,
will be missed here, very much.
Yep!
May choirs of angels receive you.
And Jesus Christ,
who died for you.
And may eternal light shine on you.
Amen.
Amen!
So,
if anybody wishes
to say anything else,
now would be the time to do so.
I would like to say something.
Death and life
belong together.
Theres been a lot of talk
about death here,
so now we should talk about life.
Rosi would have been so happy
on such a beautiful day like today
and that were all together.
And more importantly
the energy that
is around us and between us ...
Its the most important
thing in the world.
And she said to me so often:
You know Franzi, you and Sepp
should really get married.
And today I would like
to fulfill her wish.
Sepp,
will you marry me?
Yes of course.
Of course I will!
I thought you would never ask.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop this immediately!
Stop!
Lenerl!
Dear Father,
we are full of sadness because
our dear Rosi is no longer with us.
We firmly believe that nothing
can separate us from your love,
not even death.
The longing for you is
constantly ignited within me.
I cannot be without you, not in joy or pain.
I cannot live without you,
not without the eternal truth of your words,
not without the taste
of your presence on my tongue.
Holy spirit be in us and with us,
direct our thoughts and
above all direct our hearts.
Let your heart be filled by the loving God
who created the universe,
so that he may fill us again,
and with you and your endless love.
Now, since Christ suffered in the
flesh, arm yourselves with the same mind
or he who has suffered
in the flesh is free from sin.
Amen.
Amen!
Enjoy your meal.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Enjoy your meal.
Cut yourselves a bit off.
What is that?
Its chicken.
Vegan for you.
Do you have anything
to wash it down with, Xaver?
For you, Mrs Mayor? Always.
I just need to go quickly go to the basement.
How is Dad?
Hes at the lake a lot.
He just stares into the water.
I just caught him
trying to eat a raw potato.
Lenerl,
I think he needs to be watched over.
What do you mean?
Because of Peggy.
Has it gotten that bad?
Theyve been fighting each other
for almost a year now.
Half the village has fallen out over this.
What do you think?
I agreed with my mum
that I would come home.
She wanted to tell me something.
What?
I dont know.
Did she say anything to you?
Lenerl, you always wanted
to take over the inn.
This is fate.
Otherwise, it would have to close.
What exactly happened to Mum?
When will you start investigating?
What do you mean investigating?
Well for a start,
Peggy killed my wife.
Excuse me, what?!
Awesome!
Awesome?
Im sorry, but this
is my first murder case!
Please put Peggy behind bars.
What has Peggy
got to do with any of this?
Its her fault that I will only
see my Rosi again in the afterlife.
Xaver.
The all-encompassing energy cannot be lost.
Rosi is still with us.
If you are very quiet,
you might be able to hear her.
For Gods sake!
Did someone die?
Xaver, I didnt know
you had a new waitress!
Would you like
something to eat, Schmidhuber?
Oh yeh, Rosi can make me
my schnitzel with fries.
Are you all good?
It looks like it.
Hey, my name is Antonio,
but most people around here call me Toni.
Magdalena, my friends call me Lenerl.
Nice helmet.
200 cyclists die in Germany every year.
And what about all the pedestrians
who are run over and almost killed by cyclists?
Thats a bit exaggerated, dont you think?
Oh well.
You should come by some time.
Where?
Time to finally close down your shack!
Whats wrong, Mrs. Haberkorn?
Your mother refused to make bread soup!
She never made it for me either.
Dont worry about it.
Have a nice day, Mrs. Haberkorn.
Its going to rain today.
RADISH-SUCKER
Who was that?
One of Peggys.
Why didnt you ever really tell me?
You were gone.
Stop!
Stop!
Whats wrong?
Lieselotte, you are destroying evidence!
But I thought that what
happened to Rosi was an accident.
As long as Xaver is accusing Peggy,
I have to investigate it.
Do you think this graffiti has something
to do with my mothers death?
Anything is possible.
Sepp, did you witness the crime?
No, it had already happened
by the time I came out.
And do you suspect anybody?
Mrs. Haberkorn harshly insulted me recently
just because I work for you, and youre with Xaver.
Mrs. Haberkorn?
Mrs. Haberkorn a murderer?
I hadnt thought of that.
Well, I think murderer
is a bit of an exaggeration.
No, thats not an exaggeration at all.
What are you talking about, Nadine?
Well, about the murder of Rosi of course.
What about you?
Im talking about the graffiti.
They are ruining our whole business.
Yeh.
Come on!
This is a super thriving side business.
If half the people stop coming to you,
you have to come up with something else.
Thats right. I sold 10 items
to just one person yesterday.
Look, this one is on the house.
And Liam?
I dont know right now.
Lenerl,
you should keep a good hold of Liam.
He is marriage material.
Oh guys, I have missed you all so much.
We missed you too.
Can you write that up, Sepp?
Yes.
Lenerl. You are suppressing
your anger and your sadness.
It needs to come out.
Lieselotte,
things are going really well for you right now.
How do you know that?
Well, its because
I can read your sexual aura.
Get a room you two.
Hannah, sexuality is
the core of all of our souls.
Oh mum, thats disgusting!
Communicate non-violently please.
I feel annoyed
because I have a need for quiet.
See? Peacefully is so much nicer.
Yes.
Very good.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Can I help?
No. I almost have it.
Yes!
Yes, that could fit.
This goes here,
that goes there.
Thanks.
The ones from your mother
were slightly better.
Anything else?
No, thanks. I have everything I need.
Rosi, get me a beer.
What do you want to do now?
Open up again.
It wont work out with Peggy.
You could try just
talking to each other.
Not with her. She killed your mother.
Thanks.
This is so dry.
Its good for the intestine.
Im sorry, we are closed.
You do some great things here!
Vegan, vegetarian ...
Hello, you must be Peggy.
Im Magdalena, Xavers daughter.
Hello.
I would like to arrange something with you.
Such as?
That we make peace,
and cooperate fairly in the future.
You cant afford fairness
as an innkeeper these days.
Are you serious?
You really just want to carry on like this?
Did you not learn anything
from my mothers accident?
You can close.
That will end the argument.
GRAND REOPENING THIS FRIDAY
CLOSED INDEFINITELY
DUE TO FAMILY BEREAVEMENTheres your roast. Enjoy.
Look, roulades for you.
Lenerl, come and sit with us for a bit.
Well done.
Next, you can make
the food at our wedding.
But that wont be for a while.
Why? We have an appointment in mid-July.
Thats only four weeks away!
Yes, not that the sly fox
changes her mind at the last moment.
Well, what do you say?
Lenerl.
Im sorry, but the marriage proposal
at your moms funeral...
That was...
You know me.
Of course I will make
the food for your wedding.
Really? Thats great!
Be quiet!
Lenerl wants to say something.
I am delighted that
you all came to support us
I want to make this work.
Heres to Rosis success!
To Lenerl!
Attention. Attention.
We are now in a tunnel.
Come on, please stay.
Everything will be fine again in a moment!
Daniela, Ill buy you a beer.
Come on Silke, please!
Dinner in the dark, is it?
Its a candlelight evening. Come on in.
Off you go to the guinea pig eaters!
Rosi was always so keen that
wed choose between the two of you.
You can come to both of us.
Or you come with us to Tonis.
Bernhard, Bernhard, put me down!
Bernhard! Hello!
What are you doing?
Put her down, Bernhard!
Yes, mother.
Leave.
What do we do now?
Are you not interested at all?
Then Ill go and fix the fuse box.
You can save yourself the effort.
It was Peggys brat.
All the wires have been cut through.
It cant be repaired so easily.
Due to a technical fault,
the train ends here.
My friend.
Peggy ...
Traudl darling, please approve
the plans for my new terrace.
It doesnt happen that quickly.
But I have much to do in Hundsling.
That should also
benefit you as well, right?
Yes.
So, Ill have it next week.
It has to be done the correct way, nevertheless.
Then do it the shorter way.
Thank you for taking me in
so warmly to the Oberpfalz.
I am so glad I sold my flat
and bought this restaurant here.
And all for my son.
Heres to the one year anniversary of Casa Toni!
Today the cocktails are
on the house for everyone!
To summarise: what you are doing
is ultimately cultural appropriation.
Whats that?
Its discrimination!
Well, then, your outfit
for me is also discriminatory!
Thats right, isnt it?
Come here you hot devil.
I need to go to the toilet!
Hello, is everything okay?
Who cleans the floor here at night?
Me.
Well, it was pretty dirty here.
Dude.
At least you landed clean.
Thanks for helping me up.
Well, I have amathophobia.
You have what?
A fear of dust.
Ok understood.
Is everything okay with you?
Why are you being
so nice all of a sudden?
When have I ever not been nice to you?
What is it you want here?
I just wanted to see why
things are going so well for you.
Well, Im a very good event planner.
And Im sure the best chef in the world too.
Thank you!
Couldnt you have
done this somewhere else?
You will have to ask my mum.
She opened the restaurant here, for me.
I guess its all about your mother.
Yeh.
How is it with your mother?
Difficult right now.
Official in distress!
Attention, Im disabled!
How can someone
stay on the toilet so long?
Hurry, its my turn to go!
I am disabled!
All of sudden you can go without it.
Yes, a miracle.
- Get back in line!
- I cant take it anymore!
Attention!
Oh, too late.
I think I lost the bottle.
What do I do now?
Say something why dont you?
Man!
Lenerl, are you up?
Why are you baking at night?
I was in the mood
for Christmas cookies.
In summer?
Yes.
With black pastry?
Yes.
The gravestone will arrive next week.
Okay.
Ill go then.
Hey handsome.
I have something for you.
Ok, thanks.
Youre welcome.
See you around.
Ill just get on.
You shouldnt have
eaten the guinea pig meat.
No, its from all the cocktails.
I told him he
shouldnt drink them, but no.
And now Ive been rubbing his arse
the whole night with my expensive face cream.
- Another one?
- Yes.
Its going quite well, Dad, isnt it?
Im happy for you, Lenerl.
You left that at ours.
And now? Are you going
to have me arrested or what?
What would have happened if
someone had had a reaction and died?
You cut off our electricity.
What did I do?
Now dont deny it.
I dont know what youre talking about.
You knew full well that
we wanted to celebrate our re-opening.
Well, you scheduled your opening
on the date of our anniversary.
What did I do?
Now dont deny it.
Your mother killed my mother.
Excuse me?
Friends,
you can all come back to us,
that was a one off slip up.
The beer is empty,
but these are on the house!
So, to Rosi!
To Rosi!
Pulling the emergency brake for no good reason
is punishable by up to two years in prison or a fine!
The police have been informed.
See you, Traudl.
See you!
Another good rehearsal today.
Yes, yes.
See you!
See you!
Lenerl!
Weve just finished talking
about the plans for the terrace extension.
What do you want here?
Mayor Traudl wanted me here.
Yes, in half an hour.
Sorry.
Please.
Well?
We urgently need to discuss fire safety.
Fire safety?
Your building no longer meets
the current fire safety regulations
and you need to do something about it urgently.
Why are you bringing
this up now all of a sudden?
Hundsling should be modern and safe.
Thats what I stand for as Mayor.
We cant afford that,
and you know that perfectly well.
Yes, but fire protection is very important.
Are you doing this for Peggy?
No.
No!
I just want more for Hundsling!
It should be a thriving tourist spot-
Ill show you.
There! With a casino, a hotel,
and a huge water park.
Now, dont be a megalomaniac,
Traudl darling.
Can I help you?
No, thank you.
Whats that then?
Its evidence in the Rosi murder case.
And why dont you leave it at the station?
The evidence room is bursting at the seams.
You wont build me a new one!
You already got the whole Steinwald hall!
Ill clear this away.
Shit!
Try it now.
Super.
Its running again.
The stain is gone.
Yeh.
I still remember
how angry you were with me.
You have to leave it, Lenerl.
Yes, because youre such an expert
when it comes to that sort of thing.
Maybe we can ask for help
from the expert village police officer?
Oh man.
Your mum wasnt herself in her last days.
Why?
She really got herself worked up
with the Peggy thing.
You know how important
the inn was to her.
More important than me, yeh.
Thats not true at all.
Well ...
Fewer and fewer came in ...
It broke her heart.
What really happened?
Just sell this heap of junk!
Oh Franzi! This wont work.
You have to talk to her.
Urgently.
Did you arrange this with my dad?
Let yourself in Lenerl.
I dont believe in this kind of thing.
Now concentrate!
Rosi, Rosi, come into our midst!
Rosi, oh Rosi, come to us!
Rosi, Rosi, come into our midst!
Rosi, oh Rosi, come to us!
Her spirit is now among us.
Rosi, oh Rosi,
step forward into the light!
Rosi, oh Rosi, we see you,
we receive you!
Step forward into the light.
We see you! We feel you!
We receive you!
Yes!
Rosi is very near.
Rosi, oh Rosi,
step forward into the light!
She is here now.
Where?
Lenerl, what would you like
to say to your mother?
I dont know.
Say something!
I cant hold her much longer.
She wants to escape.
Say something!
I dont want to cook
meat any more!
Yes, yes!
We have always had meat,
and it will stay that way.
Ha ha, very funny Franzi.
What is?
Well, that was you, wasnt it?
What was me?
Can you hear Rosi?
That cant be.
What did she say?
You can hear me loud and clear!
And whats with the cookie jar?
Have you gone crazy?
Ive been dreaming about it
since I was a child.
My parents also got married in the Basilika.
You really want it that big?
I want to walk down
the aisle in a beautiful suit.
Everyone stands up while I walk.
And then I will finally marry my
iguana kangaroo, the love of my life.
And what does
the iguana kangaroo say?
She doesnt know yet.
Is something up?
No, Magdalena wanted strawberries.
Ill pay later, ok?
Sure, no problem.
Can you acquire papayas?
Regional only.
What dont you understand about that?
I want to put
together a cocktail menu.
Why not make a regional one?
Regional carrot juice with vodka.
But Im planning a Hawaiian party.
Hannah!
For Gods sake!
What happened?
- There is broken glass everywhere.
- You did that on purpose!
All good?
He did it on purpose!
- Im really sorry.
- Look at the state of you.
Who is going to clean this all up?
She came round the corner
with that mask. I was terrified!
You have to believe me.
Yes, I actually believe you.
Magdalena, I am very sorry
about your mother.
So much dirt.
Thank you.
When are you officially coming over?
What about your bike?
I need to go buy some
gloves and disinfectant!
Be happy that Lieselotte
told us about the Hawaiian party.
Youre doing a stakeout without me?
Does your arm still hurt?
Of course it does.
I think its just bruised.
What are you doing here anyway?
What are you doing?
Super.
- Now its working.
- Perfect.
Youre my hero.
What are we going to do now?
Well meet at Rosis tomorrow, okay?
Okay.
Everything good?
Holy shit!
You have such a nice restaurant.
This one isnt mine.
What?
What are you doing here, Liam?
I was visiting my mum in Munich
and you didnt reply to any of my messages,
so I thought Id check up on you.
Thats nice.
Hey, can I sleep on your couch?
Okay.
Its good to see you.
Yeh.
Im done.
Tell me, whats an
Oachkatzlschwoaf?
Why?
A woman gave me a lift here,
she wanted me to say it a few times.
I think she was making fun of me.
Its the tail of a squirrel.
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
You like that?
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
I want to see your Oachkatzlschwoaf.
Shall I show you?
Yeh, show me.
Where?
Coming!
Rats! There are rats!
Theyll eat the skin off your bones.
So they do sell guinea pig meat after all.
Xaver always said they did!
Fritz, we have just eaten guinea pigs?
Well, I like it.
Hannah, we have to wait.
Then theyll be lost!
When theyre asleep!
- No! Right now!
- We cant right now.
Hannah!
Lenerl, Ill never forgive you for that!
Can I have another one?
Were out of beer.
Its missing! A part is missing!
Well find it somewhere.
What a shit hole. Not even a beer.
They can all get lost
as far as Im concerned.
Cheers everyone!
Next stop is the final stop.
Everyone please disembark.
Xaver, look here.
This will help you deal with your grief.
And, how?
Well, with this you can now
work off all your sadness and anger.
But, where?
Youll feel it, believe me.
Simply stop functioning
and just feel:
the wind, the sea,
the freedom.
Come on Sepp, were going now.
- Bye.
- Bye.
And? Did it work, Magdalena?
Whats wrong with you?
That we might have to close down.
Dont you even care?
The workers will stay with us.
Well, congratulations.
And the regulars.
And thats enough for you is it?
Yes.
Well, its not enough for me.
We agreed that I would take over
completely after I finished chef school.
Then I gave you loads of ideas,
but you and Mum never wanted that.
Yes.
You ran off to London
because you dont know what you want.
I have always wanted this!
And now Peggy is doing everything I suggested.
And shes successful too!
Yes.
Will you stop saying yes all the time!
I wanted you to take over completely,
with all your ideas.
But your Mum was against it.
Hey!
You!
What do you want?
Let go of me!
Now, my daughter too?
Xaver, just let it go!
I didnt do anything to Rosi!
Help, hes eating me!
These are really good.
Schmidhuber, are you crazy?!
Mum!
Antonio!
Dad, get a broom!
A broom?
Yes, sweep Mum up!
- Mum?
- Yes.
Antonio!
Dont move!
What a fool.
Theres the little fucker!
Stop eating me you arsehole!
There is less and less of you, Rosi.
Dad, I still had
a lot to sort out with her.
And that is why you
desecrate your own mother?!
Im so sorry,
I have a lot to make up for.
It actually smelled
better in the cookie jar.
Dad, can you
lend me a landing net?
I really used to enjoy
going fishing with you,
but today I dont fancy it.
I dont want to go back in there!
Oh man.
Whats going on?
Mmm, he can nibble on me!
Will you marry me?
Yes.
What?! No, no.
It was a joke!
Of course I wont.
Thank God for that.
Whats that?
Oh hello.
You really missed me?
Well, I guess you
wont be needing that anymore.
Whats up?
I keep thinking about guinea pigs.
Do you think of
guinea pigs when you have sex?
Is that like a
fetish?
Im just saying, because Im open
if you want to try something, you know?
If you want me to
wear a costume?
We can try to see
if that does something for you.
Well see.
So, when can we open again?
It could take a long time.
We need to check everything.
We have a dispute here in the village.
It was most certainly
our competitor who instigated this.
They are in here.
Did my Mum not see you?
No, she was busy.
Toni, Im really sorry.
I didnt want anything bad to happen to you.
Well, a bit of broken pride isnt the worst.
Didnt you say
you had amatophobia?
Yes I do.
Then what are they
doing here in your room?
Theyre really cute!
It is ridiculously clean in here.
By the way I also
really like guinea pigs.
Nice.
Hi, Liam.
Are you her boyfriend?
No, no.
Nah, I have a lot of girlfriends.
Toni, do you know
where the third guinea pig is?
No, sorry.
Sweetie.
Would you like to try some?
The stakeout was a success.
Really?
But ...
Susi is missing.
Hannah, Im so very sorry.
Youre the last person I wanted to hurt.
Hannah.
Sepp. Franzi. Please!
Im really sorry.
She cried all night, and her arm
still isnt feeling any better.
I know that was shitty of me.
Lenerl.
Who knows if
Susi is even still alive?
Sepp!
Well, then ...
Do you think
well catch something?
If were quiet, why not?
Would be nice.
What are you doing?
Im trying to lure it in.
I think it would be
more likely to run away.
Why would it be here?
Weve looked everywhere else.
Excuse me?
Nevermind.
I think I hear something.
I think its over there!
Can guinea pigs swim?
Take a look, the human body is
a miracle and nothing to be ashamed of.
Hi, Liam.
Franzi.
Yes, we met in London.
She learned to cook vegan
and I love to eat vegan.
Youre Liam?
Welcome to Bavaria.
Thank you, thank you.
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
Super cool dude Magdalena.
Franzi, Sepp.
Can you ever forgive me?
Of course. Besides,
we need to talk about food.
You still want me to do it?
Of course. Youve been my
very best friend since kindergarten,
you silly cow.
Besides, you seem to me making
a real effort regarding the guinea pig.
But, we can only speak for the two of us.
It might take
a while longer with Hannah.
Yeh I can understand that.
Lenerl,
please make sure that
nothing else happens at our wedding.
What are you doing now?
I think I see the guinea pig.
Can guinea pigs even swim?
Magdalena, come quickly!
Do something!
Whats going on?
What are you doing?
Cant one die in peace?
For suicide its
the train straight to Hell.
Thats where I want to go.
Rosi is also there.
I wish that were true.
At least it would be warm there.
Dad, Im so sorry.
Its your Mum
you have to apologise to.
Yes!
I know I shouldnt have done that.
Can you even
receive prayers in Hell?
Very funny.
Im afraid the train
for prayers left a long time ago.
Hello?
Hello.
Youve gone completely crazy.
Why?
Should I write
amusement arcade instead?
Im going to put a nice little casino here.
There definitely
wont be a casino here.
Xaver?
This is why you
asked me to come here.
Dad, what did you do?
I want to sell it.
We still have to talk about the price.
Ill need to spend
a lot on fire safety.
A good deal.
Are you crazy? Unbelievable!
And what did you use
instead of meat?
Iguana kangaroo.
Soy chunks.
And do you even
know how to make them?
Toni, what do we do now?
The village is too
small for two restaurants
and our parents
still cant stand each other.
What do you want here?
I asked them to come, Dad.
Are you mad?
She killed your mum.
I told you it wouldnt do any good.
Stop!
Come on, I think
were even now, dont you?
You were responsible
for the lights and the booze,
and we were for
the laxative and the guinea pigs.
What did we do?
Oh, come on. We admitted to it.
That wasnt us.
Of course it was you.
It wasnt us.
Okay, then forget it.
Lenerl.
Magdalena, it really wasnt us.
They were both me.
I wanted you to give up.
Dad.
Magdalena.
Im so sorry.
Sorry.
Is that okay?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Oh shit! Im sorry.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Nice.
Are you insane?
You cant get involved with the enemy!
I thought you were with Liam?
No, not really.
But, Magdalena! You two are
always making out with each other.
Regardless we are not together.
The whole thing with Peggys brat,
it needs to stop now!
Really sorry that
I took you home with me.
And that you desecrated me!
And that I desecrated you!
But do you actually
know how bad it was for me?
You died before we had a chance to speak.
Ill probably never know
what you wanted to tell me
But, you know what?
I dont need to know anymore.
Mum,
you just have to accept that
I am my own person with my own ideas.
Damn it! But Rosis
has always been this way!
True, Mum. But its now time for something new,
or would you rather see it closed?
Mum?
Are you still not finished?
Oh. Dont say anything!
Well help then!
I have an important
appointment to go to.
Just go!
Ouch! Shit!
Magdalena, Im so sorry.
But it was all agreed upon
before you came back.
I have based my whole life
around your mother and you.
I just wanted to see
a little more of the world.
Plus I didnt realize
you were really serious.
I thought it was just because
you felt an obligation to your mother.
Yes, I understand that.
But you could have just talked to me.
You know me.
Yes.
Whats going on?
- What happened?
- Ouch!
The board please.
You both have to help me.
Please, not everything in Bavarian.
You both have to help me.
Okay.
I cant! I have ataxophobia.
You have what?
Your kitchen looks filthy.
And I dont like it when there
are so many people in the kitchen with me.
Ill just grab a wine.
I just wanted to say,
the whole thing with the kiss ...
Dont worry about it.
Its all just free love up in here.
Sorry that was too much.
Thanks.
You too of course.
Im so glad you
dont have a kissing phobia.
Why dont you like
having anyone in your kitchen?
I have had some bad experiences.
With colleagues?
Amongst other things.
- I can relate.
- Yeh?
My ex boss once
tried to kiss me in the kitchen.
Okay.
Yeh, she was quite coercive.
And what then? Did you kill her?
No.
But I pushed her away
and she fell face down onto the hob.
Ever since then Ive had a criminal record
and been unable to find a job.
Oh, Toni,
Im so sorry about that.
Mum!
We were only ...
You forgot that.
Wait a minute!
I am really sorry.
I didnt know it was all my father.
As far as Im concerned, in the future
we can divide the days for events equally.
Yes?
Peggy, I wanted to tell you for a while,
I love you more than anything, you are the only one for me.
So thats why I want to ask if you will marry me?
Say something.
You know
I wanted to create
the second Baden Baden here.
The biggest casino in Germany.
I can throw that away now too.
But at least the two
of us have found each other.
Come on.
Lets try.
What a lucky charm you are.
Im supposed to pick up
dads birth certificate for tomor-
Not now! Get lost!
Traudl. The guinea pig
belongs to Hannah.
It is all I have left.
But it doesnt belong to you.
Yes! It does now.
I want to stay with Traudl.
Please give it to me.
No, we love each other, right Kunigunde?
Nobody come any closer.
Everyone move away or ...
The guinea pig gets it!
Lenerl, do something!
Take it easy, Traudl
Traudl darling, Im sorry I shouldnt have
put you under so much pressure.
Release the guinea pig,
and nobody gets hurt.
You used me!
Nobody come any closer!
Come on. Just give the piggy back.
Everyone back
or Ill butcher it!
Drop the guinea pig
and turn around very slowly.
Please dont shoot!
Traudl.
You need to say goodbye
to your Kunigunde now.
Apparently none of
my relationships last long.
Oh Traudl darling.
And you? Do you have
any more evidence?
No. The case is solved.
How?
Your dad confessed that
your mum simply tripped over a potato.
The whole thing with
the graffiti was Mrs Haberkorn.
I picked her up
yesterday at the train station.
Why didnt you say anything?
Dad was constantly accusing you.
Yes, I wasnt entirely innocent.
Rosi is on all of us.
What am I supposed
to say to my boss?
Honestly, can we
stop with all this shit?
Gladly.
Youve kept this all these years?
If you really want to do this then
Ill support you. In your own way.
And what about Croatia?
You just have to earn
enough and I can still do it.
Take care, Mum.
Now shes back where she belongs.
Oh dad,
Mum is still with us.
Im proud of you.
No matter what you choose to do,
or whom with.
We did it!
It wasnt that bad!
Im getting myself
another piece of cake.
You are a credit
to your mother, Lenerl.
Thank you, Schmidhuber.
To the wedding couples. Cheers!
Fritz, what kind of dance is that?
Probably some sort of a liberation dance.
Im too hot to dance.
Gudrun, Im busy right now,
Im liberating myself.
You again?
That was obvious!
- Dad!
- Mum!
Thats enough for now.
Come on. Stop it now.
3 YEARS LATER
Welcome to the Oberpfalz.
My name is Traudl Baumgartner, I am the mayor.
Have a lovely evening.
You really want
to drive the old heap of junk?
Maybe you should take our car.
My little Opel will manage.
Call now and again, wont you?
Oh, Dad!
Liam.
All the best Xaver.
Ciao Xaver.
Everything is fine in the kitchen.
Im going to see my mum now.
Ill cook for tomorrows party at Toni later.
You are the best.
You are the best.
And you too.
See you around.
- I would like to pay please.
- Yep.
Shit!
the best thing you can do,
is visit Hundsling in the Oberpfalz.
If you decide to visit a pub,
then Rosis is the one for you.
Rosi had no competition,
but then came Tonis
and things heated up.
In Hundsling and in Mexico,
the people there are full of joy.
But to which pub will they choose to go?
The place, its just too damn small.
Burritos, tacos, sauerkraut
they dont go together,
the mobs getting loud.
Are you with Rosis,
or with Tonis?
Unbelievable whats going on there.
The argument is threatening to escalate.
Will Rosis lose in the end?
In Hundsling and in Mexico,
the people there are full of joy.
But to which pub will they choose to go?
The place, its just too damn small.
WEDDING IN HUNDSLING
Are we going
to your place after?
We have gathered here today
to bid farewell
to our beloved specialties.
Like the fantastic steamed dumplings.
Hot and steaming on the plate.
So sugary and sweet and so good,
with chocolate sauce and plum jam.
Our hostess Rosi,
will be missed here, very much.
Yep!
May choirs of angels receive you.
And Jesus Christ,
who died for you.
And may eternal light shine on you.
Amen.
Amen!
So,
if anybody wishes
to say anything else,
now would be the time to do so.
I would like to say something.
Death and life
belong together.
Theres been a lot of talk
about death here,
so now we should talk about life.
Rosi would have been so happy
on such a beautiful day like today
and that were all together.
And more importantly
the energy that
is around us and between us ...
Its the most important
thing in the world.
And she said to me so often:
You know Franzi, you and Sepp
should really get married.
And today I would like
to fulfill her wish.
Sepp,
will you marry me?
Yes of course.
Of course I will!
I thought you would never ask.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop this immediately!
Stop!
Lenerl!
Dear Father,
we are full of sadness because
our dear Rosi is no longer with us.
We firmly believe that nothing
can separate us from your love,
not even death.
The longing for you is
constantly ignited within me.
I cannot be without you, not in joy or pain.
I cannot live without you,
not without the eternal truth of your words,
not without the taste
of your presence on my tongue.
Holy spirit be in us and with us,
direct our thoughts and
above all direct our hearts.
Let your heart be filled by the loving God
who created the universe,
so that he may fill us again,
and with you and your endless love.
Now, since Christ suffered in the
flesh, arm yourselves with the same mind
or he who has suffered
in the flesh is free from sin.
Amen.
Amen!
Enjoy your meal.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Enjoy your meal.
Cut yourselves a bit off.
What is that?
Its chicken.
Vegan for you.
Do you have anything
to wash it down with, Xaver?
For you, Mrs Mayor? Always.
I just need to go quickly go to the basement.
How is Dad?
Hes at the lake a lot.
He just stares into the water.
I just caught him
trying to eat a raw potato.
Lenerl,
I think he needs to be watched over.
What do you mean?
Because of Peggy.
Has it gotten that bad?
Theyve been fighting each other
for almost a year now.
Half the village has fallen out over this.
What do you think?
I agreed with my mum
that I would come home.
She wanted to tell me something.
What?
I dont know.
Did she say anything to you?
Lenerl, you always wanted
to take over the inn.
This is fate.
Otherwise, it would have to close.
What exactly happened to Mum?
When will you start investigating?
What do you mean investigating?
Well for a start,
Peggy killed my wife.
Excuse me, what?!
Awesome!
Awesome?
Im sorry, but this
is my first murder case!
Please put Peggy behind bars.
What has Peggy
got to do with any of this?
Its her fault that I will only
see my Rosi again in the afterlife.
Xaver.
The all-encompassing energy cannot be lost.
Rosi is still with us.
If you are very quiet,
you might be able to hear her.
For Gods sake!
Did someone die?
Xaver, I didnt know
you had a new waitress!
Would you like
something to eat, Schmidhuber?
Oh yeh, Rosi can make me
my schnitzel with fries.
Are you all good?
It looks like it.
Hey, my name is Antonio,
but most people around here call me Toni.
Magdalena, my friends call me Lenerl.
Nice helmet.
200 cyclists die in Germany every year.
And what about all the pedestrians
who are run over and almost killed by cyclists?
Thats a bit exaggerated, dont you think?
Oh well.
You should come by some time.
Where?
Time to finally close down your shack!
Whats wrong, Mrs. Haberkorn?
Your mother refused to make bread soup!
She never made it for me either.
Dont worry about it.
Have a nice day, Mrs. Haberkorn.
Its going to rain today.
RADISH-SUCKER
Who was that?
One of Peggys.
Why didnt you ever really tell me?
You were gone.
Stop!
Stop!
Whats wrong?
Lieselotte, you are destroying evidence!
But I thought that what
happened to Rosi was an accident.
As long as Xaver is accusing Peggy,
I have to investigate it.
Do you think this graffiti has something
to do with my mothers death?
Anything is possible.
Sepp, did you witness the crime?
No, it had already happened
by the time I came out.
And do you suspect anybody?
Mrs. Haberkorn harshly insulted me recently
just because I work for you, and youre with Xaver.
Mrs. Haberkorn?
Mrs. Haberkorn a murderer?
I hadnt thought of that.
Well, I think murderer
is a bit of an exaggeration.
No, thats not an exaggeration at all.
What are you talking about, Nadine?
Well, about the murder of Rosi of course.
What about you?
Im talking about the graffiti.
They are ruining our whole business.
Yeh.
Come on!
This is a super thriving side business.
If half the people stop coming to you,
you have to come up with something else.
Thats right. I sold 10 items
to just one person yesterday.
Look, this one is on the house.
And Liam?
I dont know right now.
Lenerl,
you should keep a good hold of Liam.
He is marriage material.
Oh guys, I have missed you all so much.
We missed you too.
Can you write that up, Sepp?
Yes.
Lenerl. You are suppressing
your anger and your sadness.
It needs to come out.
Lieselotte,
things are going really well for you right now.
How do you know that?
Well, its because
I can read your sexual aura.
Get a room you two.
Hannah, sexuality is
the core of all of our souls.
Oh mum, thats disgusting!
Communicate non-violently please.
I feel annoyed
because I have a need for quiet.
See? Peacefully is so much nicer.
Yes.
Very good.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Can I help?
No. I almost have it.
Yes!
Yes, that could fit.
This goes here,
that goes there.
Thanks.
The ones from your mother
were slightly better.
Anything else?
No, thanks. I have everything I need.
Rosi, get me a beer.
What do you want to do now?
Open up again.
It wont work out with Peggy.
You could try just
talking to each other.
Not with her. She killed your mother.
Thanks.
This is so dry.
Its good for the intestine.
Im sorry, we are closed.
You do some great things here!
Vegan, vegetarian ...
Hello, you must be Peggy.
Im Magdalena, Xavers daughter.
Hello.
I would like to arrange something with you.
Such as?
That we make peace,
and cooperate fairly in the future.
You cant afford fairness
as an innkeeper these days.
Are you serious?
You really just want to carry on like this?
Did you not learn anything
from my mothers accident?
You can close.
That will end the argument.
GRAND REOPENING THIS FRIDAY
CLOSED INDEFINITELY
DUE TO FAMILY BEREAVEMENTheres your roast. Enjoy.
Look, roulades for you.
Lenerl, come and sit with us for a bit.
Well done.
Next, you can make
the food at our wedding.
But that wont be for a while.
Why? We have an appointment in mid-July.
Thats only four weeks away!
Yes, not that the sly fox
changes her mind at the last moment.
Well, what do you say?
Lenerl.
Im sorry, but the marriage proposal
at your moms funeral...
That was...
You know me.
Of course I will make
the food for your wedding.
Really? Thats great!
Be quiet!
Lenerl wants to say something.
I am delighted that
you all came to support us
I want to make this work.
Heres to Rosis success!
To Lenerl!
Attention. Attention.
We are now in a tunnel.
Come on, please stay.
Everything will be fine again in a moment!
Daniela, Ill buy you a beer.
Come on Silke, please!
Dinner in the dark, is it?
Its a candlelight evening. Come on in.
Off you go to the guinea pig eaters!
Rosi was always so keen that
wed choose between the two of you.
You can come to both of us.
Or you come with us to Tonis.
Bernhard, Bernhard, put me down!
Bernhard! Hello!
What are you doing?
Put her down, Bernhard!
Yes, mother.
Leave.
What do we do now?
Are you not interested at all?
Then Ill go and fix the fuse box.
You can save yourself the effort.
It was Peggys brat.
All the wires have been cut through.
It cant be repaired so easily.
Due to a technical fault,
the train ends here.
My friend.
Peggy ...
Traudl darling, please approve
the plans for my new terrace.
It doesnt happen that quickly.
But I have much to do in Hundsling.
That should also
benefit you as well, right?
Yes.
So, Ill have it next week.
It has to be done the correct way, nevertheless.
Then do it the shorter way.
Thank you for taking me in
so warmly to the Oberpfalz.
I am so glad I sold my flat
and bought this restaurant here.
And all for my son.
Heres to the one year anniversary of Casa Toni!
Today the cocktails are
on the house for everyone!
To summarise: what you are doing
is ultimately cultural appropriation.
Whats that?
Its discrimination!
Well, then, your outfit
for me is also discriminatory!
Thats right, isnt it?
Come here you hot devil.
I need to go to the toilet!
Hello, is everything okay?
Who cleans the floor here at night?
Me.
Well, it was pretty dirty here.
Dude.
At least you landed clean.
Thanks for helping me up.
Well, I have amathophobia.
You have what?
A fear of dust.
Ok understood.
Is everything okay with you?
Why are you being
so nice all of a sudden?
When have I ever not been nice to you?
What is it you want here?
I just wanted to see why
things are going so well for you.
Well, Im a very good event planner.
And Im sure the best chef in the world too.
Thank you!
Couldnt you have
done this somewhere else?
You will have to ask my mum.
She opened the restaurant here, for me.
I guess its all about your mother.
Yeh.
How is it with your mother?
Difficult right now.
Official in distress!
Attention, Im disabled!
How can someone
stay on the toilet so long?
Hurry, its my turn to go!
I am disabled!
All of sudden you can go without it.
Yes, a miracle.
- Get back in line!
- I cant take it anymore!
Attention!
Oh, too late.
I think I lost the bottle.
What do I do now?
Say something why dont you?
Man!
Lenerl, are you up?
Why are you baking at night?
I was in the mood
for Christmas cookies.
In summer?
Yes.
With black pastry?
Yes.
The gravestone will arrive next week.
Okay.
Ill go then.
Hey handsome.
I have something for you.
Ok, thanks.
Youre welcome.
See you around.
Ill just get on.
You shouldnt have
eaten the guinea pig meat.
No, its from all the cocktails.
I told him he
shouldnt drink them, but no.
And now Ive been rubbing his arse
the whole night with my expensive face cream.
- Another one?
- Yes.
Its going quite well, Dad, isnt it?
Im happy for you, Lenerl.
You left that at ours.
And now? Are you going
to have me arrested or what?
What would have happened if
someone had had a reaction and died?
You cut off our electricity.
What did I do?
Now dont deny it.
I dont know what youre talking about.
You knew full well that
we wanted to celebrate our re-opening.
Well, you scheduled your opening
on the date of our anniversary.
What did I do?
Now dont deny it.
Your mother killed my mother.
Excuse me?
Friends,
you can all come back to us,
that was a one off slip up.
The beer is empty,
but these are on the house!
So, to Rosi!
To Rosi!
Pulling the emergency brake for no good reason
is punishable by up to two years in prison or a fine!
The police have been informed.
See you, Traudl.
See you!
Another good rehearsal today.
Yes, yes.
See you!
See you!
Lenerl!
Weve just finished talking
about the plans for the terrace extension.
What do you want here?
Mayor Traudl wanted me here.
Yes, in half an hour.
Sorry.
Please.
Well?
We urgently need to discuss fire safety.
Fire safety?
Your building no longer meets
the current fire safety regulations
and you need to do something about it urgently.
Why are you bringing
this up now all of a sudden?
Hundsling should be modern and safe.
Thats what I stand for as Mayor.
We cant afford that,
and you know that perfectly well.
Yes, but fire protection is very important.
Are you doing this for Peggy?
No.
No!
I just want more for Hundsling!
It should be a thriving tourist spot-
Ill show you.
There! With a casino, a hotel,
and a huge water park.
Now, dont be a megalomaniac,
Traudl darling.
Can I help you?
No, thank you.
Whats that then?
Its evidence in the Rosi murder case.
And why dont you leave it at the station?
The evidence room is bursting at the seams.
You wont build me a new one!
You already got the whole Steinwald hall!
Ill clear this away.
Shit!
Try it now.
Super.
Its running again.
The stain is gone.
Yeh.
I still remember
how angry you were with me.
You have to leave it, Lenerl.
Yes, because youre such an expert
when it comes to that sort of thing.
Maybe we can ask for help
from the expert village police officer?
Oh man.
Your mum wasnt herself in her last days.
Why?
She really got herself worked up
with the Peggy thing.
You know how important
the inn was to her.
More important than me, yeh.
Thats not true at all.
Well ...
Fewer and fewer came in ...
It broke her heart.
What really happened?
Just sell this heap of junk!
Oh Franzi! This wont work.
You have to talk to her.
Urgently.
Did you arrange this with my dad?
Let yourself in Lenerl.
I dont believe in this kind of thing.
Now concentrate!
Rosi, Rosi, come into our midst!
Rosi, oh Rosi, come to us!
Rosi, Rosi, come into our midst!
Rosi, oh Rosi, come to us!
Her spirit is now among us.
Rosi, oh Rosi,
step forward into the light!
Rosi, oh Rosi, we see you,
we receive you!
Step forward into the light.
We see you! We feel you!
We receive you!
Yes!
Rosi is very near.
Rosi, oh Rosi,
step forward into the light!
She is here now.
Where?
Lenerl, what would you like
to say to your mother?
I dont know.
Say something!
I cant hold her much longer.
She wants to escape.
Say something!
I dont want to cook
meat any more!
Yes, yes!
We have always had meat,
and it will stay that way.
Ha ha, very funny Franzi.
What is?
Well, that was you, wasnt it?
What was me?
Can you hear Rosi?
That cant be.
What did she say?
You can hear me loud and clear!
And whats with the cookie jar?
Have you gone crazy?
Ive been dreaming about it
since I was a child.
My parents also got married in the Basilika.
You really want it that big?
I want to walk down
the aisle in a beautiful suit.
Everyone stands up while I walk.
And then I will finally marry my
iguana kangaroo, the love of my life.
And what does
the iguana kangaroo say?
She doesnt know yet.
Is something up?
No, Magdalena wanted strawberries.
Ill pay later, ok?
Sure, no problem.
Can you acquire papayas?
Regional only.
What dont you understand about that?
I want to put
together a cocktail menu.
Why not make a regional one?
Regional carrot juice with vodka.
But Im planning a Hawaiian party.
Hannah!
For Gods sake!
What happened?
- There is broken glass everywhere.
- You did that on purpose!
All good?
He did it on purpose!
- Im really sorry.
- Look at the state of you.
Who is going to clean this all up?
She came round the corner
with that mask. I was terrified!
You have to believe me.
Yes, I actually believe you.
Magdalena, I am very sorry
about your mother.
So much dirt.
Thank you.
When are you officially coming over?
What about your bike?
I need to go buy some
gloves and disinfectant!
Be happy that Lieselotte
told us about the Hawaiian party.
Youre doing a stakeout without me?
Does your arm still hurt?
Of course it does.
I think its just bruised.
What are you doing here anyway?
What are you doing?
Super.
- Now its working.
- Perfect.
Youre my hero.
What are we going to do now?
Well meet at Rosis tomorrow, okay?
Okay.
Everything good?
Holy shit!
You have such a nice restaurant.
This one isnt mine.
What?
What are you doing here, Liam?
I was visiting my mum in Munich
and you didnt reply to any of my messages,
so I thought Id check up on you.
Thats nice.
Hey, can I sleep on your couch?
Okay.
Its good to see you.
Yeh.
Im done.
Tell me, whats an
Oachkatzlschwoaf?
Why?
A woman gave me a lift here,
she wanted me to say it a few times.
I think she was making fun of me.
Its the tail of a squirrel.
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
You like that?
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
I want to see your Oachkatzlschwoaf.
Shall I show you?
Yeh, show me.
Where?
Coming!
Rats! There are rats!
Theyll eat the skin off your bones.
So they do sell guinea pig meat after all.
Xaver always said they did!
Fritz, we have just eaten guinea pigs?
Well, I like it.
Hannah, we have to wait.
Then theyll be lost!
When theyre asleep!
- No! Right now!
- We cant right now.
Hannah!
Lenerl, Ill never forgive you for that!
Can I have another one?
Were out of beer.
Its missing! A part is missing!
Well find it somewhere.
What a shit hole. Not even a beer.
They can all get lost
as far as Im concerned.
Cheers everyone!
Next stop is the final stop.
Everyone please disembark.
Xaver, look here.
This will help you deal with your grief.
And, how?
Well, with this you can now
work off all your sadness and anger.
But, where?
Youll feel it, believe me.
Simply stop functioning
and just feel:
the wind, the sea,
the freedom.
Come on Sepp, were going now.
- Bye.
- Bye.
And? Did it work, Magdalena?
Whats wrong with you?
That we might have to close down.
Dont you even care?
The workers will stay with us.
Well, congratulations.
And the regulars.
And thats enough for you is it?
Yes.
Well, its not enough for me.
We agreed that I would take over
completely after I finished chef school.
Then I gave you loads of ideas,
but you and Mum never wanted that.
Yes.
You ran off to London
because you dont know what you want.
I have always wanted this!
And now Peggy is doing everything I suggested.
And shes successful too!
Yes.
Will you stop saying yes all the time!
I wanted you to take over completely,
with all your ideas.
But your Mum was against it.
Hey!
You!
What do you want?
Let go of me!
Now, my daughter too?
Xaver, just let it go!
I didnt do anything to Rosi!
Help, hes eating me!
These are really good.
Schmidhuber, are you crazy?!
Mum!
Antonio!
Dad, get a broom!
A broom?
Yes, sweep Mum up!
- Mum?
- Yes.
Antonio!
Dont move!
What a fool.
Theres the little fucker!
Stop eating me you arsehole!
There is less and less of you, Rosi.
Dad, I still had
a lot to sort out with her.
And that is why you
desecrate your own mother?!
Im so sorry,
I have a lot to make up for.
It actually smelled
better in the cookie jar.
Dad, can you
lend me a landing net?
I really used to enjoy
going fishing with you,
but today I dont fancy it.
I dont want to go back in there!
Oh man.
Whats going on?
Mmm, he can nibble on me!
Will you marry me?
Yes.
What?! No, no.
It was a joke!
Of course I wont.
Thank God for that.
Whats that?
Oh hello.
You really missed me?
Well, I guess you
wont be needing that anymore.
Whats up?
I keep thinking about guinea pigs.
Do you think of
guinea pigs when you have sex?
Is that like a
fetish?
Im just saying, because Im open
if you want to try something, you know?
If you want me to
wear a costume?
We can try to see
if that does something for you.
Well see.
So, when can we open again?
It could take a long time.
We need to check everything.
We have a dispute here in the village.
It was most certainly
our competitor who instigated this.
They are in here.
Did my Mum not see you?
No, she was busy.
Toni, Im really sorry.
I didnt want anything bad to happen to you.
Well, a bit of broken pride isnt the worst.
Didnt you say
you had amatophobia?
Yes I do.
Then what are they
doing here in your room?
Theyre really cute!
It is ridiculously clean in here.
By the way I also
really like guinea pigs.
Nice.
Hi, Liam.
Are you her boyfriend?
No, no.
Nah, I have a lot of girlfriends.
Toni, do you know
where the third guinea pig is?
No, sorry.
Sweetie.
Would you like to try some?
The stakeout was a success.
Really?
But ...
Susi is missing.
Hannah, Im so very sorry.
Youre the last person I wanted to hurt.
Hannah.
Sepp. Franzi. Please!
Im really sorry.
She cried all night, and her arm
still isnt feeling any better.
I know that was shitty of me.
Lenerl.
Who knows if
Susi is even still alive?
Sepp!
Well, then ...
Do you think
well catch something?
If were quiet, why not?
Would be nice.
What are you doing?
Im trying to lure it in.
I think it would be
more likely to run away.
Why would it be here?
Weve looked everywhere else.
Excuse me?
Nevermind.
I think I hear something.
I think its over there!
Can guinea pigs swim?
Take a look, the human body is
a miracle and nothing to be ashamed of.
Hi, Liam.
Franzi.
Yes, we met in London.
She learned to cook vegan
and I love to eat vegan.
Youre Liam?
Welcome to Bavaria.
Thank you, thank you.
Oachkatzlschwoaf.
Super cool dude Magdalena.
Franzi, Sepp.
Can you ever forgive me?
Of course. Besides,
we need to talk about food.
You still want me to do it?
Of course. Youve been my
very best friend since kindergarten,
you silly cow.
Besides, you seem to me making
a real effort regarding the guinea pig.
But, we can only speak for the two of us.
It might take
a while longer with Hannah.
Yeh I can understand that.
Lenerl,
please make sure that
nothing else happens at our wedding.
What are you doing now?
I think I see the guinea pig.
Can guinea pigs even swim?
Magdalena, come quickly!
Do something!
Whats going on?
What are you doing?
Cant one die in peace?
For suicide its
the train straight to Hell.
Thats where I want to go.
Rosi is also there.
I wish that were true.
At least it would be warm there.
Dad, Im so sorry.
Its your Mum
you have to apologise to.
Yes!
I know I shouldnt have done that.
Can you even
receive prayers in Hell?
Very funny.
Im afraid the train
for prayers left a long time ago.
Hello?
Hello.
Youve gone completely crazy.
Why?
Should I write
amusement arcade instead?
Im going to put a nice little casino here.
There definitely
wont be a casino here.
Xaver?
This is why you
asked me to come here.
Dad, what did you do?
I want to sell it.
We still have to talk about the price.
Ill need to spend
a lot on fire safety.
A good deal.
Are you crazy? Unbelievable!
And what did you use
instead of meat?
Iguana kangaroo.
Soy chunks.
And do you even
know how to make them?
Toni, what do we do now?
The village is too
small for two restaurants
and our parents
still cant stand each other.
What do you want here?
I asked them to come, Dad.
Are you mad?
She killed your mum.
I told you it wouldnt do any good.
Stop!
Come on, I think
were even now, dont you?
You were responsible
for the lights and the booze,
and we were for
the laxative and the guinea pigs.
What did we do?
Oh, come on. We admitted to it.
That wasnt us.
Of course it was you.
It wasnt us.
Okay, then forget it.
Lenerl.
Magdalena, it really wasnt us.
They were both me.
I wanted you to give up.
Dad.
Magdalena.
Im so sorry.
Sorry.
Is that okay?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Oh shit! Im sorry.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Nice.
Are you insane?
You cant get involved with the enemy!
I thought you were with Liam?
No, not really.
But, Magdalena! You two are
always making out with each other.
Regardless we are not together.
The whole thing with Peggys brat,
it needs to stop now!
Really sorry that
I took you home with me.
And that you desecrated me!
And that I desecrated you!
But do you actually
know how bad it was for me?
You died before we had a chance to speak.
Ill probably never know
what you wanted to tell me
But, you know what?
I dont need to know anymore.
Mum,
you just have to accept that
I am my own person with my own ideas.
Damn it! But Rosis
has always been this way!
True, Mum. But its now time for something new,
or would you rather see it closed?
Mum?
Are you still not finished?
Oh. Dont say anything!
Well help then!
I have an important
appointment to go to.
Just go!
Ouch! Shit!
Magdalena, Im so sorry.
But it was all agreed upon
before you came back.
I have based my whole life
around your mother and you.
I just wanted to see
a little more of the world.
Plus I didnt realize
you were really serious.
I thought it was just because
you felt an obligation to your mother.
Yes, I understand that.
But you could have just talked to me.
You know me.
Yes.
Whats going on?
- What happened?
- Ouch!
The board please.
You both have to help me.
Please, not everything in Bavarian.
You both have to help me.
Okay.
I cant! I have ataxophobia.
You have what?
Your kitchen looks filthy.
And I dont like it when there
are so many people in the kitchen with me.
Ill just grab a wine.
I just wanted to say,
the whole thing with the kiss ...
Dont worry about it.
Its all just free love up in here.
Sorry that was too much.
Thanks.
You too of course.
Im so glad you
dont have a kissing phobia.
Why dont you like
having anyone in your kitchen?
I have had some bad experiences.
With colleagues?
Amongst other things.
- I can relate.
- Yeh?
My ex boss once
tried to kiss me in the kitchen.
Okay.
Yeh, she was quite coercive.
And what then? Did you kill her?
No.
But I pushed her away
and she fell face down onto the hob.
Ever since then Ive had a criminal record
and been unable to find a job.
Oh, Toni,
Im so sorry about that.
Mum!
We were only ...
You forgot that.
Wait a minute!
I am really sorry.
I didnt know it was all my father.
As far as Im concerned, in the future
we can divide the days for events equally.
Yes?
Peggy, I wanted to tell you for a while,
I love you more than anything, you are the only one for me.
So thats why I want to ask if you will marry me?
Say something.
You know
I wanted to create
the second Baden Baden here.
The biggest casino in Germany.
I can throw that away now too.
But at least the two
of us have found each other.
Come on.
Lets try.
What a lucky charm you are.
Im supposed to pick up
dads birth certificate for tomor-
Not now! Get lost!
Traudl. The guinea pig
belongs to Hannah.
It is all I have left.
But it doesnt belong to you.
Yes! It does now.
I want to stay with Traudl.
Please give it to me.
No, we love each other, right Kunigunde?
Nobody come any closer.
Everyone move away or ...
The guinea pig gets it!
Lenerl, do something!
Take it easy, Traudl
Traudl darling, Im sorry I shouldnt have
put you under so much pressure.
Release the guinea pig,
and nobody gets hurt.
You used me!
Nobody come any closer!
Come on. Just give the piggy back.
Everyone back
or Ill butcher it!
Drop the guinea pig
and turn around very slowly.
Please dont shoot!
Traudl.
You need to say goodbye
to your Kunigunde now.
Apparently none of
my relationships last long.
Oh Traudl darling.
And you? Do you have
any more evidence?
No. The case is solved.
How?
Your dad confessed that
your mum simply tripped over a potato.
The whole thing with
the graffiti was Mrs Haberkorn.
I picked her up
yesterday at the train station.
Why didnt you say anything?
Dad was constantly accusing you.
Yes, I wasnt entirely innocent.
Rosi is on all of us.
What am I supposed
to say to my boss?
Honestly, can we
stop with all this shit?
Gladly.
Youve kept this all these years?
If you really want to do this then
Ill support you. In your own way.
And what about Croatia?
You just have to earn
enough and I can still do it.
Take care, Mum.
Now shes back where she belongs.
Oh dad,
Mum is still with us.
Im proud of you.
No matter what you choose to do,
or whom with.
We did it!
It wasnt that bad!
Im getting myself
another piece of cake.
You are a credit
to your mother, Lenerl.
Thank you, Schmidhuber.
To the wedding couples. Cheers!
Fritz, what kind of dance is that?
Probably some sort of a liberation dance.
Im too hot to dance.
Gudrun, Im busy right now,
Im liberating myself.
You again?
That was obvious!
- Dad!
- Mum!
Thats enough for now.
Come on. Stop it now.
3 YEARS LATER
Welcome to the Oberpfalz.
My name is Traudl Baumgartner, I am the mayor.
Have a lovely evening.
You really want
to drive the old heap of junk?
Maybe you should take our car.
My little Opel will manage.
Call now and again, wont you?
Oh, Dad!
Liam.
All the best Xaver.
Ciao Xaver.
Everything is fine in the kitchen.
Im going to see my mum now.
Ill cook for tomorrows party at Toni later.
You are the best.
You are the best.
And you too.
See you around.
- I would like to pay please.
- Yep.
Shit!