I Am Your Biggest Fan (2025) Movie Script

Camp truck's all packed up.
We should hit the road.
I'm so excited to go.
Well, not as excited as we are.
Thanks, dad.
You got it, kiddo.
And one day, you're
all grown up.
You gonna pay for your
kids summer camp, too.
Oh, not this again.
You always blow things out of
proportion on what I do!
Real mature, Mike.
It's none of your
buisness where I was...
- I can't beleive this is it.
- It's just summer camp.
I'll miss you so much.
I know.
Alright I'll go!
I love you, Chelsea.
We're soulmates, right?
Soulmates.
Get out.
This is my house!
Slamming and glass breaking
Coming to your TVs
next season is a blast
from the past.
That's right,
"From the Hart" is
getting a reboot with
most of the cast
returning in their
title roles.
I'm gonna give you the
rest of class to work
with your scene partners.
Remember, we are
presenting these on
Friday, okay?
So if any of you...
Are you listening?
Yeah.
Question, though.
Are you the Delilah Douglas?
From that old TV show?
You know you aren't
supposed to have your
phone out in class, Robby.
Yeah, but this is like
this is like prime time you.
Give it.
Wait, you were on TV?
Ms. D?
How could you not tell us?
Please.
You were like, 12.
You're so.
You're really cute.
It was a long time ago.
You look good.
Put your phones away.
Let's get back to work, please.
Oh.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I just wish I
could play like I did
when I was younger, you know?
Have you tried Dr.
Forman's antifungal
foot cream?
Wow, Dr. Forman's
really puts the
fun in antifungal.
Fast acting, relief
and a mild smell?
Dr. Forman's
is a slam dunk.
All right, I think we got it.
Hey, I've been hearing
rumors that "From the."
"Hart" is getting a reboot.
Any truth to that?
Waiting to hear.
Same as you.
My kids found it
online and they are obsessed.
That's nice to hear.
Thanks for your time.
Sure.
Morning.
Want your usual?
Kids wear you out today?
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'll just take a tall
black coffee, please.
Strong.
I'm not sure how you do it.
If I had that much
caffeine this late, I
would spend the entire
night vibrating while
staring at the wall.
Oh, I need it.
I have a ton of papers
to grade and I'm
already beat.
What kind of grading
is there for an acting class?
Oh, there's not that much.
I have a stack of
papers at home with my
name on it.
I hope that gets you through it.
I wouldn't say being
a barista is like my
dream job.
But I don't think you
could pay me enough to
spend that much time
in a room full of teenagers.
You'd be surprised.
My acting students
today, they...
You know what,
I won't bother you
with the boring details.
No, no, no.
I live for other people's drama.
Yeah, they found
something out about my
personal life, and now
all my students know.
Found something out?
Like what?
I used to be on this TV show.
It was a dumb sitcom
thing back in the day.
What show?
It was called "From the Hart".
Sounds familiar.
Well, it was cancelled
15 years ago, but I
guess it became popular again on
streaming, and I may
have lost the tenuous
thread of respect that
I managed to get from
my students.
I'm sure you'll get it back.
Hmm... Maybe.
Well, these things
come and go, right?
So I'm sure in a
couple weeks they'll
forget all about it.
Yeah. I never thought
I would be rooting for
the short attention
span of teenagers.
Yeah, all that
mindless scrolling
finally paid off.
I'll drink to that.
I should probably
get back to work.
Let me know if you
if you need anything.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
Just pushing my chair.
Okay. Bye!
Hello?
I am looking for
Delilah Douglas.
This is she.
Lilah! Hi!
It's been forever!
Barry Layton.
Barry Layton?
Producer on "From the Hart"?
Oh, yeah...
Hi.
Hey Listen,
I'm sorry to
call so late, but I've
got some exciting news
that I just had to share.
Exciting news? For me?
Yep! We're back!
Who's back?
"From the Hart".
Streaming attention,
got some executive's
eye and, well, long
story short, they're
rebooting us.
Lilah, you still there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Well, what do you think?
What do I think?
About coming back?
I teach high school.
Right. Yeah, I heard
something about that.
Uh,
can't believe
you're all grown up.
Cappuccino.
No, I mean, I teach high school.
I'm not an actor anymore.
I haven't acted
in over a decade.
Oh, it's just like
riding a bike.
I'm sorry.
I'm not interested.
Wait, you don't need
to give me an answer
right now.
Take some time.
Think about it.
Oh, I don't need to.
I'm not interested
in doing a reboot.
Why don't you recast the part?
I give you my blessing.
Audiences don't
want a new Chelsea.
They want you back.
They want to relive a
piece of their childhood.
Well, I don't.
The answer's no.
Okay. Listen, call if
you change your mind.
Bye. Barry.
It happened in front
of the whole school.
Everyone laughed at me, dad.
What do you mean
everybody laughed at ya?
I'm the only one who
can laugh at you.
I'm sorry, what's the line?
I'm never gonna live this down.
Right.
Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Okay, guys, everybody take five.
Go learn your lines.
I am so sorry.
You gotta do
something about this.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
We ran these lines last night.
I know.
You're making a
mockery of yourself.
I'm tired.
I don't feel good.
I told you.
So you think you can just ditch
your responsibilities
because you don't feel good?
No.
What do professionals do?
Suck it up.
That's right.
So now take a minute,
get your head on
straight, go in there
and you do that scene
right, okay?
Be tired on your own time.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There we go.
Lilah, you got this.
Is there anything
else I can get you?
No, thank you.
Very well.
I'm not coming
back to the reboot.
Yeah, I heard.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if you knew.
Barry told me. He had a
feeling you were gonna
turn it down.
He asked me to talk
some sense into you.
Okay, well, you're
welcome to try.
Just. Why?
I mean we had so much fun.
Not just the two of
us, the whole cast.
We were like a family.
You really don't
wanna relive that?
Well, it wasn't all fun for me.
Well, look, we're not
talking another 10
year run.
Two seasons.
Three max.
Tell him you'll cameo
in a couple episodes, okay?
Cody. No, I'm sorry.
I miss hanging out with you.
I miss goofing around
on set every day, you know.
I was just hoping we get to do
that again.
It's just the
memories, you know,
with everyone.
Even if things were to
be different, I just
can't deal with the memories.
I get it.
I really am sorry.
I know.
Morning. Good morning Vanessa.
Good morning.
Morning.
Ms. D!
- Good morning, Robbie.
- Up top.
Snail.
I'm not afraid to
take your phones.
Class hasn't even started yet.
Oh, well, you got
about 30 seconds
before the phone
either goes away or
becomes mine.
Hey, have you seen this?
If it's another
clip from the show.
It's an article about you.
Yeah, and the people are pissed.
You okay?
Ms. Douglas?
Ms. Douglas.
What?
Phone. Can I
have it back?
Yeah. Sorry.
- Thanks.
- Of course.
Christina, right?
There you go.
I'm barely even on social media.
It's like these
people are digging up
accounts from five
years ago just to send
me hate.
They really care about you.
They really want
you on the show.
I can assure you
they definitely
don't care about me.
They want Chelsea on the show.
Still.
I'm just lucky that they haven't
found my home address.
Then I'd really be
getting death threats.
They're just hiding
behind computers.
They think they can
say whatever they want
because they're anonymous.
This is exactly why I
don't want to do the
show, okay?
I want to be able to
have a cup of coffee
without being
harassed by strangers.
And now my car is in
the shop and I have to
walk home and worry
about running into them.
Who's watching me?
I get off in 20 minutes.
Just let me drive you home.
No, don't worry about that,
seriously.
It's really no big deal.
I have nothing
going on after this.
Where do you live?
I live a couple miles uptown.
Headed that way anyways.
Seriously, it's fine.
You might have to wear
some sunglasses so the
paparazzi doesn't get
you going to my car.
Very funny.
Yeah, I just,
I'll take care of it.
It's so great to have
you guys here on the
show today.
You know, I remember
watching "From the."
"Hart" growing up.
Don't say that.
You make it sound old.
No, it was such a
staple in so many homes.
I mean, the Hart's
felt like family to an
entire generation.
The show was so
special in that way.
To this day, I still
have people coming up
to me saying, hey,
you're Mrs. Hart.
Well, I'd imagine
that's why the network
is so excited about
the idea of a spinoff,
especially since you
guys took off on streaming.
Well, I saw we were
trending, and I was
like, is everyone
else seeing this?
That's a good segue
into our next topic.
There's somebody
notably absent from
this group today.
Now, it's my
understanding that the
show's star, Delilah
Douglas, who, of
course played Chelsea
Hart on the show, has
decided not to return
for the reboot?
Delilah will always be
part of the show and
part of our family.
Sure.
She's just in a
different place in her
life right now.
Well, with such a
dedicated fan base,
I'm sure she'll come around.
"Back to the Hart" is
scheduled to start
shooting next month,
and all episodes of.
"From the Hart" are now
available on streaming.
Right here's good?
Yeah. This is
great, girl.
I don't think I've
ever been down the
street before.
It's tucked away, luckily.
Thanks for the ride.
Yeah, of course.
I really can't thank you enough.
You didn't have to help me.
Yeah, it's no bother at all.
Well, I'll see you.
Okay.
Bye.
Isn't it creepy?
And whoever did it
knows where I live.
They didn't even mail it.
They were there.
At my house.
Cody. What if I
would have been home?
What are you gonna do?
I made a police
report, and they said
that they would look
into it, whatever that means.
That's it?
They told me I should
install security cameras.
It's just wild.
I live in such a safe
place, in a safe neighborhood.
How did they even
get my address?
You can find anything
online these days.
I've worked so hard at
building an anonymous
life for myself, and
now it's just gone.
Just like that.
I'm really sorry.
It's not your fault.
It'll die down, right?
People have short
attention spans.
They'll just move on
to the next thing.
Actually.
What?
Some of us did an
interview on that
morning show with Eleanor Wicks.
Okay, so why does it
look like you have bad news?
It's just Andrea said
something about how
maybe the fans could
convince you to change
your mind.
What?
It wasn't meant in a bad way.
Cody, I'm already getting
threats at my house.
How much worse do you
think it's gonna be
once the cast starts
fanning the flames?
I know, but we didn't
know this was gonna happen.
Oh, come on.
You had to have seen
the hate that I was
getting online.
To be honest, I feel
like you're blowing
that out of proportion.
Are you being serious?
How much airtime do
you think I'm gonna
get if you're not there?
Right. So once again,
I have to sacrifice my
life so that way
someone else can get
what they want.
What are you doing
with your life right
now that's so
important you won't
just do this for me?
I have to go.
You're being selfish.
I hope that the show
goes well for you guys.
I would just
appreciate it if you
kept my name out of
the interviews from
now on.
It's just a delivery.
You got lucky.
Lucky? I did
everything you said.
I got the camera.
Like it or not, you're
a public figure, and
you just pissed a
bunch of people off.
This is ridiculous.
I should be able
to live my life.
You're right.
But being right
doesn't keep you safe here.
Do you have anywhere
else you can go?
A friend, a boyfriend?
Maybe your parents?
I can't stay here?
I certainly wouldn't
if I were you.
Well, you're gonna
catch the guy, right?
We'll do everything we can.
What does that mean?
We'll patrol the
area, watch for anyone
suspicious, follow up on leads.
But I'm gonna be real with you.
We're looking at a sea
of people on the internet.
That's great.
That's just great.
Look, get yourself
somewhere safe.
Get some rest.
We'll talk tomorrow.
Hey. Long time no see.
I wasn't sure if you
would still be open.
Boss lady's trying
out new night hours.
I think she wants to
appeal to the college
students pulling all nighters.
Is it working?
Not so much.
Yeah, but I get
more hours, I guess.
Can I get you something?
No, I actually just
came here to collect
myself and hopefully
use your WiFi, if
that's all right.
Feel free.
Collect yourself from what?
Did your night get
worse since the last
time I saw you?
Uh, yeah, somehow it did.
Someone threw a rock
through my window.
What?
Yeah, the police
said I need to find
somewhere else to stay
until I can get camera
securing the perimeter.
Where are you staying
at in the meantime?
I don't know.
I just figured I would
call a hotel, I guess.
For how long?
Till the police catch the guy.
Or until I can turn my
place into Fort Knox,
whichever happens first.
That's gonna cost a fortune.
Yeah, well, I don't
really have that much
of a choice.
Stay with me.
What? No, that's
way too generous.
Seriously. I have
a spare bedroom.
Ellen, you've been way too nice.
You barely know me.
I know you're a good tipper.
If that isn't a
measure of someone's
character, I don't know what is.
You're serious?
Mhm. I just,
I've lived alone for
so long, I would love
to have roommates again.
Come on.
It will be fun.
Okay. Yeah, sure.
Just for a couple of
nights until I can get
my stuff figured out at least.
Happy to help.
Thank you.
Okay, I'm just gonna
get this stuff and
then we'll go.
Do you want me to help you?
Nope. I'm a
professional.
Yeah, this is gonna be great.
Got it.
This is the place.
It's nice.
It does the job.
It's not particularly
fancy, but it's close
to work and, you know, safe.
Definitely a fan of
safe right about now.
Your room is the first
door on the left, down
the hall.
Mine's on the right.
We share a bathroom,
but the water pressure
is good.
Look, I'm just glad to
be getting some rest.
I haven't slept in,
like, three days.
I'll let you get
settled, shout if you
need anything.
Thank you so much.
Of course.
Good morning, roomie.
Good morning.
Smells amazing.
What are you making?
Well, I thought I
would start off
by saying thank you
before I head off to work.
Yeah, what are you up
to with the heathens today?
Well, we're doing
Shakespeare in my
acting class, and
it's been more than a
little painful, but we
just started, so hopefully
it will get better.
Oh, God, you spoil me.
This looks amazing.
Has anyone bothered
you yet about the TV show?
I silenced all my
notifications on my phone.
I'm honestly just over it.
Oh. But the people who
are coming to install
my exorbitantly expensive, ultra
deluxe over the top
security system will
be there on Thursday,
and I will be out of
your hair in a couple days.
I would hardly call
making this beautiful,
delicious breakfast
being in my hair.
Well, it was the
least that I could do.
It actually works out,
though, because I have
to go house sit for my
parents starting on Friday.
What? Really?
Do they live around here?
Mm, no.
About 40 minutes
out in the country.
Yeah, they're going
out of town and
they've got plants and stuff.
That's really nice of you.
Yeah, the place is great.
I would have invited
you, you know, if your
stuff didn't work out.
That was really sweet.
Yeah. But I'm really
glad you're getting
your security system.
Oh, yeah.
If anyone tries to
mess with me now,
it'll be like one
of those spy movies.
They're gonna have
to go through some
obstacle courses,
those booby traps.
Pow pow.
Pop, pop, pop.
But soft.
What light through
yonder window breaks?
It is the east and,
and Juliet is a sun.
Arise, fair sun, and
kill the enormous moon
will kill the- and kill
the envious moon, who
is already sick and
pale with grief.
That.
I'm sorry.
I hate this.
Not as much as
the rest of us do.
It takes some getting used to.
Millions of high
school students have
gotten through Romeo
and Juliet without any
lasting damage, I promise.
Okay. But, hey, we're
gonna get right back
to it tomorrow, guys.
I'm just gonna put you
out of your misery for today.
Tomorrow?
You're killing us.
Ah, channel that
angst into Juliet,
Vanessa.
Lilah!
Hi... Mom.
You weren't answering my calls.
So you decided to
ambush me at work?
Well, how else was I
supposed to know if
you were okay?
I was worried, sweetheart.
Right. That's
why you're here.
You were worried.
Well, I wanted to find
out what your thoughts
were on doing the reboot.
Oh, I know.
That's why I didn't
answer any of your calls.
You never used to be like this.
Like what, mom?
Snippy, sarcastic,
ungrateful, they're
not attractive traits, you know.
Are we done here?
I have somewhere I have to be.
You were never grateful for
everything I did for you.
No, I did everything
for your acting.
Gave up my career.
I didn't ask you to
do that for me, mom.
Of course you didn't.
You were a child.
But I did it anyway
because I wanted you
to have the best life.
Is that my car?
Are you listening to me, Lilah?
I'm listening.
Good. Because this is
a conversation we need
to be having.
You see,
something like this
was bound to happen.
The way you treat people...
Can't say you didn't deserve it.
Did you do this?
The dramatics.
No. Did you do this?
And the other letters?
Was that you too?
Darling, I have no
idea what you're talking.
Okay, yeah.
So you're saying that
someone just decided
to do this on the same
exact day that you
decided to accost me at work?
Well, I'm hardly accosting you.
And if you haven't
seen what people are
saying on the
internet, they all are
not happy about your
current decisions.
I can't believe this.
Honey, let's go back
to my home and we'll
talk about this.
No, I need to call the police.
Well, of course, but
then we'll go back to.
No, Mom, I'm not going
anywhere with you, okay?
And I'm not going to
be bullied into doing
that dumb show.
Not by you or anyone else.
Principal Howard.
Perhaps we need to
call the authorities.
From my office?
Of course.
I can't believe your
boss put you on leave.
Yeah. Yeah,
she said it's for my own good.
Just so that way I
have some time to
figure things out.
Do you believe her?
No.
She just doesn't want
bad publicity for the
school, which, honestly, I don't
blame her.
Kids really love to
live stream these days.
Now the whole world
knows where I work.
And they know exactly
what's going on.
Most selfishly,
I'm kind of glad.
Not that you're being
harassed, but my
parents house is
really huge and I hate
staying there alone.
I didn't know places
like this existed in LA.
Right? I told
you, it's huge.
Wait, how long did
it take you to get to
school from here?
Like a minute and a half.
I was home schooled.
Welcome!
This is the place.
Yeah.
Ellen, this is nice!
Yeah, you can just
leave them right there.
Yeah, lots of memories.
It's kind of like
a time capsule.
Mom and dad don't
like change much.
Oh, also keep the door locked.
The coyotes, they
love the chickens.
Chickens?
Yeah. Cluck,
cluck, cluck.
Whoa. No reception.
Oh, yeah, you won't
get cell service on
this property.
Any Wi-fi?
Does this look like
a house that can get
internet access way out of town?
Fair.
Sorry.
No, it's good.
It's good.
Logging offline will
be really nice for me.
I just have to check
my email every once in
a while.
Well, I can bring you
into town whenever you want.
Cool.
Yeah. Just so I can
touch base with the
detectives on the case.
How's that going, by the way?
Not great.
The camera's at my school,
they don't reach that
far into the parking lot.
I hope someone finds
something soon.
Yeah, hopefully.
Come on, I want to
show you your room.
Come on.
Oh, okay.
Okay. Okay.
This way! I'm gonna
beat you upstairs.
It's really cute, I promise.
I decorated it nice for you.
It's diabolical!
Right? I was just lying there
covered in blood, and
then Andrea, who is a
wizard at crying, she
was just bawling.
Jerry, he runs in and
thinks I'm dead or something.
The poor guy.
You should have saw his face.
He almost had a heart attack.
I would have killed
for a childhood like that.
I mean,
it's something that
sounds so much better
than what it actually is.
I get that.
Honestly, I don't know
if I actually wanted
to, like, act in a TV
show, but I definitely
wanted to live in one.
Like the white picket
fences, all the
problems getting
solved by the end of
the episode.
So my parents
didn't really get
along when I was a kid.
Yeah, I wanted that, too.
I got to play a normal
kid in a normal family
on TV, but I never
actually got to be one.
That just doesn't seem fair.
Yeah,
for either of us.
Crap.
Is everything okay?
Did your parents
mention anything to
you about the
dryer being broken?
No. Why?
It just ate my clothes.
Oh, my God.
No, they never
mentioned anything
about a dryer.
It's fine.
This was just all
that I brought.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
They weren't exactly
designer, but I will
have to borrow some of
yours, if you don't mind.
Yeah, of course.
I'm sure there's some
floating around here somewhere.
They might be a bit
outdated, but I'm sure
they'll fit.
Thank you.
I'm not picky.
Okay.
You really weren't kidding.
Look at you.
Oh, I'm having flashbacks.
I haven't dressed like
this since I
was a teenager, Ellen.
I'm pretty sure
my style was heavily
influenced by TV
shows back in the day.
No, I genuinely believe I had a
costume that looked
exactly like this.
I can get you
something else.
No, I'm just laughing at myself.
It's really fine.
Yeah, well, at least
no one will see you
except for me.
Actually, I was
thinking I should go
and touch base with
the detectives and
check on my car in the shop.
If you don't mind
taking a ride into town.
Yeah, of course.
If it's not too much trouble.
No, no, no.
Not too much trouble.
I'll meet you out there.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Maybe it's the battery.
I don't know, but
I can go check.
I'll just be a second.
Okay? I'll be right back.
Yeah. I don't know
much about cars.
Neither do I.
I don't suppose you
have something to jump it?
I might in the shed.
My dad might have something.
Yeah, but if not,
there's cell reception
down the road.
I could probably
call a mechanic.
I guess that means
no town today, huh?
Probably not.
I'm sorry.
The price for peace
and quiet, huh?
Yeah, that's what my
parents always said, anyways.
Yeah, not many people
bother them out here,
but there's also not
many people to help
much, either.
Well, I'm gonna go
look in the shed.
You stay here.
I'll be right back.
Looks like they
managed to work you in
even without Lilah.
Yeah, all of two episodes,
Barry says.
Two? That's it?
I'm pretty useless
from a storyline
perspective.
Especially without Chelsea.
Maybe they'll just kill her off.
I don't think
they're that petty.
Then you can move back
here all heartbroken,
and Danny can get
together with Brit instead.
So right after Danny's
wife dies, you think
you should hook up
with her little sister?
Do you want the
extra airtime or not?
Plus, I wouldn't
mind having a fake
relationship with you.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I was always jealous
Lilah got to kiss you.
You weren't.
Hey, Doreen.
Hey.
Hey, fake mom.
You two having fun over here?
Andrea thinks our
character should get
together in the reboot.
Brit and Danny?
The fans would riot
in the streets.
They'd get over it.
Besides, I still
haven't given up on Lilah.
She's not coming back.
Never say never.
I'll check on her soon.
She can't stay
mad at me forever.
Or you could just
forget about her.
Help me pitch the Brit
Danny story to Barry.
He's not gonna go for that.
The fans love Chelsea.
Everyone loves Chelsea.
Delilah never had any
idea how good she had it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first
table read of
"Back to the Hart".
You really shouldn't
go poking around in
people's things.
I was cold.
You said you've never
seen the show before.
I didn't want you
to think I was some
obsessed fan or anything.
Okay.
I mean, you wouldn't
have come if I was, right?
I think I should get going.
But I was gonna take
you to town once I got
the car fixed.
It's okay.
I'm just gonna walk
until I find cell service.
But it's a long way.
I really don't mind.
I do.
I'm going.
I'm sorry, Chelsea.
But you have to stay.
Going out!
Be home later!
No. Nothing
comes to mind.
You're up.
What did you do?
It's your surprise.
You wanted to live in a TV show.
What is this place, Ellen?
It's your surprise, like I said.
Come on.
You're missing it.
Come on, Chelsea.
This is the best part.
Your mom is so funny.
I made your favorite.
And for dessert, pie.
That was always your
favorite, right,
Chelsea?
What's wrong?
You don't like your meal?
What's wrong?
I made it special.
I want to leave.
You can't leave yet, silly.
We have so much stuff to do.
We got to watch movies
and do board games.
Oh, my God.
We could do makeovers.
But. But we can't
tell your mom.
Remember that one
time you wore so much
makeup to school,
she got so mad?
I'm not Chelsea.
Of course you are.
No, I'm not.
Chelsea is a character.
She isn't real.
Don't say that.
It's true, though,
and you know it.
You know what else is true?
I'm the one that's
gonna let you leave,
so don't say stuff like that.
See?
Much better.
I hate when I get mad.
Why don't we just
finish our dinner, and
then we can do
something fun, okay?
Okay.
You know, when my
parents gave me this
place after they died,
I knew I had to do
something special with it.
And then you started
coming into the coffee
shop, and I just.
I knew it was fate.
I have been working so hard
to make everything perfect
for you.
Are you aware of the
harassment that your
daughter's been
receiving lately?
Oh, it's not harassment.
Her fans love her.
I see.
When she was a little
girl, she used to get
mail by the buckets.
Letters and emails.
And she had a fan club, even.
I see how that could
be overwhelming.
She was pretty young.
You sound just like Delilah.
Always a negative Nancy.
She was adored.
People on the street
would run up and try
to get pictures with us.
So cute.
And do you know who
might be responsible
for the recent harassment?
Oh, it's not harassment.
It's passion.
You know, so a fan
gets a little carried away.
No big deal.
And what about you?
Have you ever
gotten carried away?
Excuse me?
Can you account for
your whereabouts while.
Delilah's car was
being vandalized?
Yes.
I was at the school
speaking with my daughter.
So you were near the car then?
I don't like what
you're implying.
Look, my daughter is
already not speaking
to me.
When I call, her
phone, it doesn't even
ring anymore.
And here you are
encouraging her paranoia.
I'm just investigating, ma'am.
Well, investigate someone else.
Everything I have done
for that little girl
has been for her own good.
And if she doesn't see
it that way, that's
her failing, not mine.
I'm done here.
We'll be in touch.
Don't bother.
Chelsea? You
okay down there?
Good morning, Chelsea.
I brought you some coffee.
What's wrong?
Thought I heard you
banging around down here.
It wasn't.
I- I just fell off the bed.
Chelsea, I am your best friend.
I can tell when you're lying.
I'm not.
I'm not lying.
If you just accept
this, I promise you'll
enjoy it.
But if you don't,
there are going to
have to be consequences.
Consequences?
Like your mom always
says, sometimes you
have to learn from
your mistakes.
You didn't have
to do this, Ellen.
I've learned my lesson, okay?
I don't think you have.
I was gonna let you
out today while I
worked, but I think
you're better off in here.
No.
No,
I won't do it again.
I promise.
How can I trust you?
Because I'm Chelsea.
I'm your best friend.
Okay.
But no more of these
shenanigans, okay?
Cause
things are just gonna
keep getting worse for you.
I understand.
Well, I have to go to
work, but maybe after,
we can do manicures.
Okay.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
Lilah?
Are you home?
It's me.
Is there anything you need, sir?
No,
I was just trying to
see if my friend was home.
Your friend lives here?
Yeah.
Delilah Douglas.
And when was the last
time you heard from.
Ms. Douglas?
It's been about a week.
She hasn't been
returning my calls.
And your name is?
Cody James.
Is Delilah okay?
I'm investigating a
harassment claim for
her, but I can't seem to get a
hold of her.
At all?
Your last conversation
with her, how did she sound?
She was stressed about
the online hate and everything.
We had an argument about it.
So you fought?
No.
I want her to do the show.
She doesn't want to do it.
Sounds like A fight?
It wasn't a fight.
We're old friends.
It was a disagreement.
You know, the person
who was harassing her
also wanted her to
agree to do the show.
You think I had
something to do with this?
Any reason why I
should think that?
No. She's my
oldest friend.
I would never do
anything to her.
Anything. Like what?
To hurt her.
Look, I'll answer any
questions you have, okay?
Just find her.
Please.
Call me if you hear anything.
Have a good day.
What about you and Danny?
Danny?
You guys are always
off again on again.
Will they?
Won't they?
You guys are gonna
give me, like,
emotional whiplash.
Yeah, I guess
we've never really
been good at being decisive.
I mean, I'm not one to judge.
It's not like I miss
romantically stable
over here.
Right.
But I do believe you
deserve someone better
than someone who won't commit.
I mean, you're Chelsea.
Hart, for goodness sake.
There's like a million
guys lined up to date you.
You don't think so?
It's just
I've always been
really awkward with guys.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, Cody and I, we've.
I mean, Danny, we've
known each other for forever.
Really. We practically
grew up together.
He was my first kiss, you know?
Yeah, at your
eighth grade formal.
Yeah.
I guess a part of me
always thought that we
would possibly end up together.
So what happened?
We just grew apart.
We wanted different things.
He wanted a break and
you wanted to stay together.
Yeah, except when we
actually took a break,
he hated seeing
with anyone else.
He never really fully
wanted me to move on.
What about Bradley?
Who?
Oh, you remember.
Bradley Winters.
You went to homecoming
with him when you and
Danny broke up.
Oh, right.
Bradley.
I always thought he was so cute.
You guys would have
been the best couple.
Yeah, I guess I've
I haven't really
thought about him.
It's been a long time.
You should give him a call.
We should see how he is.
See if he's still single.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe
I'll do that.
Okay, my turn.
Let's see.
What color should we go for?
Let's do this color.
Matches your eyes.
And mine! We can match.
Well, what about you?
Do you have anyone
special in your life?
No.
I mean, there is
this one co worker.
His name is Nate, but
I don't think he likes me.
Why not?
Well, every time I
come into a room, he
makes an excuse
to get out of it.
And this one time I
heard him tell my co
worker Sandy that I
freak him out a bit, so.
What a jerk.
Thank you.
I'm always so nice to
him, and that's how he
repays me.
Yeah, that's not cool.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Ellen.
I'm such a klutz.
It's okay!
Really!
I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
No, it's really fine.
Look, I have a towel.
It's fine.
I'm sorry.
I- Maybe we should...
Oh, no, it's okay.
Do you know how to get
nail polish out of clothes?
Nail polish remover, I guess.
Why didn't I think of that?
I'm gonna go get changed.
I'll be right back.
I'm very disappointed
in you, Chelsea.
You're finally awake.
You know, my father
was a veterinarian.
He taught me to
administer sedatives
to animals.
I always thought
it was boring, but
look at me now.
Was this necessary?
I don't want to,
believe me.
Ellen
I've learned my lesson.
I won't do it again.
You know, Chelsea,
I thought you were
seeing my sides of things.
I thought you were
seeing how much fun we
could have.
I was.
But then you went and
stole my keys, and
that really hurt my feelings.
I thought we started
to become friends.
I'm sorry.
I didn't.
I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
I hope that's true.
But you know, trust
has to be earned.
And you're not doing a
good job earning mine
right now.
I know.
You're right.
Let's see if you can
behave, and then maybe
you can earn back some
of your privileges.
Okay. Thank you.
God, I hate when we fight.
It just makes me so sad.
You know I'm only hard
on you because you
just mean so much to me, right?
Yes.
And, like, I couldn't
live with myself if
something happened to you.
So when people started
attacking you, I knew
the only reason you'd
be safe is if you were
safe with me.
Wait.
People attacking me?
Yeah. When people
started leaving stuff
at your house and
destroying your car, I
had to get you out of there.
I just assumed that was you.
What?
I would never do those things.
Did you think I did
those things and then
kidnapped you?
You really didn't do it?
Of course not.
I rescued you.
No wonder you were
trying to escape.
You must think I'm a monster.
I promise, whoevers
trying to hurt you.
I'll make sure they'll
never, ever find you.
Hi. Can I get you
something to drink?
Actually, I was hoping
you could help me out.
Yeah, what do you need?
I'm looking for
a friend of mine.
She comes in here a lot,
I think or,
she's mentioned it
a few times.
Do you recognize her?
She looks familiar.
I think I've seen her
in here a few times.
Really?
Do you remember when?
She comes here after work
I think.
But I haven't seen in a while.
Okay, thanks.
Yeah. Sorry I
couldn't be more help.
If she comes back in,
can you let her know
that Cody's looking for her?
Of course.
Is she in some kind of trouble?
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, if I see her,
I'll tell her to give
you a call.
Thanks.
Yeah, of course.
I'll be right back.
Okay. I um,
I've got the shop.
Hey, man.
Hey, come here.
Come here.
Man, that woman
you're asking about in
there, she from a TV show?
Yeah, Delilah Douglas.
Ellen talks about
her all the time.
Says they're like best friends.
The barista in there?
She was lying?
Why would she do that?
I mean,
look, she's the type
to exaggerate about
things, you know,
like, we just work
together, and she's
got it in her head
that we're, like,
dating or something.
It's creepy.
Yeah. So I'm not
saying she did anything.
I bet she just wanted
to sound cool telling
her friends she
knows a celebrity.
But she definitely
knows who your friend is.
Well, thanks.
I'll let the investigator know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, she's...
She's just.
There's something off
about her, if you know
what I mean.
Well, I appreciate
your help. Cody.
I'm Nate.
I hope you find
your friend, man.
Yeah, me too.
I better get back in there.
Good luck.
No!
How can I help you?
I think a barista
named Ellen Parker has
something to do with
Delilah disappearing.
You think a barista
kidnapped the TV star?
I don't know about
kidnap, but I think
you should question her.
She...
Delilah used to go to
her coffee shop a lot.
No offense, but that's
not exactly a smoking gun.
One of her co workers,
he told me that she's,
like, obsessed with
Delilah and she's got
anger issues.
That might be
worth looking into.
Well, it's not just that.
She lied to me and
said she didn't even
recognize Delilah.
And the guy that told
me about her, he was
creeped out.
I'll have a chat with the
barista, but I have to
say I'm not convinced
that your friend
didn't leave town of
her own free will.
Can you just talk to this girl?
She knows more than she told me.
I know that.
I'll pass along to Wilson.
Okay?
I have somewhere to be.
You have a good day now.
Yeah, I will.
Oh, Chelsea.
What did you do?
Having a rough day?
I'm not.
But someone's about to.
Chelsea.
Going out!
Be home later!
Hold it.
Is there something
you're forgetting to do?
No, nothing comes to mind.
You're not going
anywhere until you
fold this.
I always loved that one.
Don't you?
It's my favorite.
How's your arm?
It's better, I think.
See? I told you it'd
heal on its own.
Now that you're
settled, you'll be
good as new.
Yeah, now that I've settled.
Remember when you
tried to escape?
Where were you gonna go?
Were you gonna walk home?
You've learned your lesson.
You're right.
I've learned my lesson.
It's better to stay
here where it's safe.
Good girl.
I should probably go to work.
What are you gonna
do while I'm gone?
Watch tv.
Oh, my goodness.
This sounds like so much fun.
I wish I could stay.
I'll try to bring home
something special for
tonight, okay?
Okay.
Mysterious music
screams
music
music.
Chelsea, I got
something special for you.
Looks like you had
fun without me.
Ta da.
Burgers. It
smells so good.
I know you and your
dad used to eat them
every Friday.
Yeah, Daddy, daughter,
date night until.
You know who wanted
to ask you out, remember?
Danny?
Yeah. He had football
on Saturdays.
That's why he always
wanted to go out on Fridays.
I know this isn't easy for you.
Uh
You were right.
It's much better this way.
Let's take these off.
No, I don't.
I don't know if
you should do that.
They weren't supposed
to be forever.
Just until you
realized that you were
supposed to just stay with me.
One
and two.
Thank you.
I hope you understand now.
I. I just wanted to
take care of you.
I do.
Okay. Let's go
eat some burgers.
Okay.
I talked to Nate today.
Yeah? What did you
guys talk about?
Mostly just business stuff.
But I think he's
gonna ask me out soon.
Yeah, he always gets
nervous and cute when
he's around me.
Ellen, that's great.
Thank you.
I just really
wanted to tell you.
Something wrong?
No, it's nothing.
I got us some ice
cream in the freezer.
Should probably go get it.
Okay.
You should have
just left us alone.
Good morning, sleepyhead.
I told you he'd
wake up eventually.
What is this place?
You don't recognize it?
Why would you do this?
It's called commitment.
Something you don't
know anything about.
What are you talking about?
Chelsea knows what
I'm talking about.
Right, Chelsea?
Her name's not Chelsea.
It's Delilah.
It's a TV show, lady.
It's not real.
Shut up, Danny.
What?
You heard me.
You dragged me down
all those years,
you jerked me around.
What did she do to you?
Lilah.
Please.
My name is Chelsea.
And I deserve better than you.
I am so proud of you.
You finally see how
special you are.
You can close your
eyes if you don't want
to see this.
Wait, Lilah!
Please.
Are you gonna let
her do this to me?
I don't want to do this.
But he had to come
looking for you.
Lilah, please.
If we wait, it will get bad.
You just have to
do it right now.
But
it's Danny.
But Chelsea,
we talked about this.
I know, but I love him.
I love him.
I want to make it work.
Are you sure?
I always knew that we
would end up together,
Danny.
Do you remember
our first kiss at the
eighth grade formal?
Yeah.
You told me I was your soulmate.
Did you mean it?
Of course.
You were the only one for me.
Always.
You were the only
one for me, too.
I'm so sorry for all
the fights, breakups.
It's okay.
We were just kids.
We were trying to figure it out.
I want you.
No matter what.
I want you exactly how you are.
Do you mean that?
You're the love of my life.
Chelsea Hart,
will you marry me?
Yes.
Yes, of course.
So what are you guys thinking?
Like a spring wedding,
a summer wedding?
You could have it at
your parents cabin, remember?
Yeah, that would be
really beautiful.
Whatever you want.
Oh, my goodness.
I should go get a pen
and paper to write all
this down.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
We have to get out of here.
Yeah, I know.
She has this whole
place on lockdown.
The bat.
Go grab it.
How could you?
How could you?
The hell?
What happened?
You cheated on me.
Danny cheated on me.
What?
I thought you loved me.
I did.
I do.
You know what you have to do.
Yeah,
I do.
Worried there for a minute.
We have to get out of here.
No, stop.
She set traps.
It's good for
something out here.
Come on.
The door.
Come on.
Lilah!
You okay?
My ankle's messed
up from before.
Chelsea.
Go on.
Go on.
I'll be okay.
I'm fine.
We'll make it back to my car.
Just in case we don't,
I'm calling the police.
How did you find me?
Been looking all over
for you ever since you left.
Yeah, but how did you
know to find me here?
You talked about
that coffee shop.
Went in there to ask
if they'd seen you.
I got weird vibes
from that lady.
Definitely the type
to do some crazy stuff.
Slash your tires and all that.
What?
What?
Slash my tires?
Yeah. All that
stuff to your car.
How did you know my
tires were slashed?
I didn't tell you that.
I guess the detective told me.
Yeah, but whoever did
it had to know what my
car looked like in
order to find it at
the school.
I don't think it was Ellen.
You serious?
She's a stalker.
You know what my car looks like.
Well, come on, Lilah!
That psycho just kidnapped you!
You're not really accusing me?
It was you.
This is your fault anyway.
I can't believe you.
If you'd have just
done the reboot, I
wouldn't have to
force you into it.
Are you kidding?
This is all about the show?
Of course it is.
You know how long it's
been since I booked a job?
No, you don't, because
you've had the whole
world handed to you.
Little Lilah.
Are you kidding me right now?
You had a fan base
before you even had a
real acting class.
And how you gonna ruin
this for the rest of us?
I can't believe you
would do something
like this to me.
I was so scared that I
ran off with a stranger.
I did not tell you to do that.
You could have
just come with me.
And do what, Cody?
It doesn't matter.
I saved your life.
And now you're coming
with me to tell the
producers you're
gonna do the show.
Ow! Let go.
Your mom was right about you.
Stop.
You were never grateful for
everything you had.
I am not going
anywhere with you.
Yes. You are.
Stop. Let go of me.
Get off.
You were supposed to
be my best friend.
You don't have to do this.
I thought we were
gonna be a family.
You said you hated your mom.
I thought you understood us.
I do.
But this isn't the way.
It's the only way.
Parents are supposed to be good.
I gave them so many chances.
What do you mean?
Don't you want to start over?
Just. Just you and me?
I thought you said
your parents died.
I had to get rid of them
for us.
The house is ours, Chelsea.
It's ours.
Just put that in the gun, okay?
You need help.
Ellen,
look at me.
It's all his fault.
He ruined everything.
We were supposed to be happy.
I just wanted to be happy.
We were suppose...
We were suppose to be happy.
I'm sorry, Chelsea.
I didn't want to do this.
I swear.
I promise...
I promise Chelsea, I didn't...
It's okay.
I wanted a family.
You guys, your parents
will be here any
second, okay?
It's time to start
settling down.
I think I forgot all my lines.
I promise you didn't.
You're just nervous.
What about the envious moon?
Hey, just do your best, okay?
And if you forget,
I'll be right here.
Okay.
Mom
what are you doing here?
I came to watch your
students perform.
I hope that's okay.
Sure. Go ahead
and find a seat.
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you too, Mom.
Go, enjoy.
Thanks, break a leg.
All right, who's ready
to do some Shakespeare?