I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat (2011) Movie Script

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TWEETY [SINGING]: I am a little tiny bird
My name is Tweety Pie
I live inside my birdcage
A-hanging way up high
I like to swing upon my perch
And sing my little song
But there's a cat that's after me
And won't let me alone
I thought I saw a pussycat
A-creepin' up on me
I did, I saw a pussycat
As plain as he could be
Yow!
[SINGING] I am that great big, bad old cat
Sylvester is my name
I only have one aim in life
And that is very plain
I want to catch that little bird
And eat him right away
But just as I get close to him
This is what he'll say
"I thought I saw a pussycat
A-creepin' up on me"
You bet he saw a pussycat
That pussycat is me
[SNORES]
[SNORTS THEN MOANS]
[CHUCKLES]
That pussycat is very bad
He sneaks up from behind
Yow!
I don't think I would like it
if I knew what's on his mind
I have a strong suspicion
That his plans for me aren't good
I am inclined to think that
He would eat me if he could
[SCREAMING]
SYLVESTER:
Aha.
[REVVING]
[SCREAMING]
TWEETY:
Uh-oh.
[SNORING]
[LOUD THUD]
I'd like to eat that sweetie pie
When he leaves his cage
But I can never catch him
it throws me in a rage
You bet I'd eat that little bird
if I could just get near
But every time that I approach
This is all I hear
I thought I saw a pussycat
A-creeping on me
I did, I saw a pussycat
As plain as he could be
And when I sing that little song
My mistress knows he's back
She grabs her broom
And brings it down upon Sylvester's back
How dare you!
So listen, you bad pussycat
Let's both be friends, you see
My mistress will not chase you
if you sing this song with me
WOMAN: Gotcha!
TWEETY: Come on, now. Like a good cat.
WOMAN: Don't even think about it.
- Oh, all right.
Suffering succotash.
BOTH [SINGING]: I thought I saw a pussycat
A-creepin' up on me
I did, I saw a pussycat
As plain as he could be
Bad old pussycat.