Illti (2025) Movie Script

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Greetings!
Today is July 8, 1998.
As for todays weather,
the temperature has shattered
records from several past years.
The recorded temperature for today
has reached 49.5 degrees Celsius.
Is it working?
Only the logos are visible,
but the photo isn't.
How about now?
No.
In the coming days,
the heat will intensify considerably.
Take the milk, brother.
Now, is it working?
Still not working.
Hurry up, I need to leave.
- Is it working now?
The temperature keeps increasing.
It should be working by now, right?
It has arrived.
- Why are you silent?
It has arrived.
Is it working now?
- Yes, it has arrived.
Is it working?
This is beyond the reach
of an average person.
Is it working?
- Yes.
Ah! Ah!
Hurry, Kammo's screaming.
Let's go, quickly!
Wasn't the delivery still a week away?
He couldn't wait to enter the world.
You have taken the stap, now take responsibility
Huh?
"Celebrate, celebrate"
"Pass around the sweets"
"The rain arrived, no clouds in sight"
"The guest has been
welcomed with open arms"
Kammo, what shall we call him?
He's mischievous, let's name him Illti.
Alright.
"He causes chaos, our beloved prince"
"The apple of our eye"
"Ew!"
"Forgive us"
"Please forgive us"
"Forgive us"
"Forgive us"
"Please forgive us"
"Forgive us"
"Now, its your turn!"
"Today, the players in for a beating"
"My adversary turned out
to be a novice"
"A slap was delivered, and sparks flew"
[gibberish]
oh he knows the magic too
[gibberish]
What did you just do?
Its a mantra for strength.
Here, give it a try too.
"Going back and forth,
soaring up and down"
"Drifting away like a puff of smoke"
"Forgive us"
"Please forgive us"
"Forgive us"
"Forgive us"
"Please forgive us"
"Forgive us"
Who does that kite belong to?
Hey, cut it out, man!
Cut, cut, cut...!
What?
No kite battles today.
Theres definitely
going to be one today.
Please, man!
Stop it, guys.
This is my loves kite.
Oh, the kite battle
is definitely on now.
You fight kites with us too, dont you?
Dont do it, man!
Stop it, otherwise, your mom
will complain later that I hurt you.
Stop it, or
things are going to get worse.
Things are bound to escalate.
You little troublemaker!
Let your kite soar.
- Oh, oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
The kite has been cut!
"The kite has been cut"
- "Oh, my!"
"The kite has flown away!"
- "Oh, my!"
"A fight has erupted"
- "Oh, my!"
"The atmosphere is tense"
- "Oh, my!"
Illtis love is drifting away!
Come on, let's catch it!
"Tease the devil"
"And be ready for a slap in return"
"Totally defeated!"
Step back!
Step back, step back!
Wait a minute.
Hey, beautiful!
Look at this.
Whats this?
- A kite.
I can see that, but why
did you put our picture on it?
Today, I have openly confessed my love.
You fool! Why do you
have to humiliate me, Illti?
It's not humiliation,
it's our love soaring like a kite.
These little ones put
up a strong fight to steal this kite,
but Illti wont let them take it.
Illti, I cant figure out
what youre always up to.
Alright, fine, well talk later.
Im really busy, bye.
Hey! Okay, bye! Love you.
Hey, leave it! Leave it!
Youve already
made an impression on her.
Leave it, little one!
Leave it!
May he fall and burn
under the scorching sun,
and may insects
swarm all over his legs.
He is causing trouble
for the whole village.
He is engaging
in a kite fight with children.
Doesn't he feel ashamed?
May a venomous snake
strike him! I curse him!
May his platelet count drop!
May everything go wrong for him
who troubles the entire village.
If anything had happened to my
son today, I would have killed him.
Save your anger for later.
First, drink some water.
Here, sit down.
You're fuming with anger.
Your blood pressure will skyrocket.
Let it go, sister-in-law, forgive him.
You!
You should be ashamed!
You've been asking for forgiveness
since the moment he was born.
Don't let your blood
pressure get out of hand.
Here, take this ointment
and apply it to your son.
Ah! He burned my hip!
Curse the day you were born!
Go to hell!
Why can't you just stay put?
Here, take this and
apply it to the old man.
Move! Idiot.
May my ship sink, may I lose everything!
May I be infested by insects,
may a dengue mosquito bite me.
May a rod pierce my leg!
May lightning strike,
may the earth split open,
and may I become a ghost
buried beneath the ground.
Let every misfortune fall upon me!
Is that what you meant?
This was left.
Done.
The problem is, I'm tired of
seeing the same faces in this house.
I need a new face in this house.
The same uncle, the same old grandpa,
the same dad.
I need freshness in the house.
I need glamour.
Bring someone into this house
who can make me happy.
Dad...
Dad, get me married.
Please put a garland around my neck.
No one will ever give you an ox's chain,
let alone a garland.
You don't do any family business!
And you're too embarrassed
to ask for blessings.
Family! Family! Family!
Improve yourself!
Dad, find me a wife.
She'll turn me into a man.
What did you say?
- What?
The wife thing?
Dad, find me a wife.
She'll turn me into a man.
Dad, find me a wife.
She'll turn me into a man.
Dad, find me a wife.
She'll turn me into a man.
Dad, find me a wife.
She'll turn me into a man.
Dad, find me a wife..
- She'll turn me into a man.
She'll turn me into a man.
Give me 10 rupees, Uncle.
You can take it tomorrow at 5 a.m.
- Illti, come here.
Yes, Mom?
Why are you being so mischievous?
I'm not mischievous,
I just have pinworms.
What medicine should
I give you for the pinworms?
There's a medicine.
She's beautiful
and sweet.
Mom.
- Yes?
We love each other.
Stupid!
Why do you embarrass me, Illti?
Oh, my goodness!
Hand me the scarf.
Arrange my marriage.
I am so proud of you.
My sons father, my son
has managed the garland.
Tomorrow, put a noose around his neck.
Get him married.
Bring him a wife.
[gibberish]
Daughter-in-law!
- Daughter-in-law!
Daughter-in-law!
- Daughter-in-law!
How long has this
relationship been going on?
Three months.
- Really? That long?
We're into the third month now.
The third month has begun.
The third month has begun.
Oh, my goodness!
What you're doing?
You rogue!
Dont make me meet God,
just keep driving straight.
Oh!
Let's go.
You stay here.
- Fix my wedding.
Can you do that?
- Stay there, Ill take care of it.
The house seems to be
filled with a festive atmosphere.
Here, take this.
Hold this.
Start singing.
The milk now has a creamy layer.
Congratulations to you.
You had half a glass at the bar.
- You didn't do a good job.
Why did you argue?
- May your good deeds be rewarded.
Wishing you long life, sir.
May your fortune flourish.
May your pride remain unshaken,
and your hands never go empty.
Hes so tight-fisted.
- At least offer us some tea or juice.
Give us 5100 rupees as your blessing.
Or else, your true nature will show.
Stop, stop, why are you joking?
Come, sit down.
First, have some tea.
Well have tea too, but
first, agree to one thing.
Yes, tell me, what do you want?
Your daughters hand for my son.
Ill bring it.
Bittu, come with me.
They've all gone inside.
The girl's hand must be quite heavy.
Oh!
- Looks like theyve agreed.
Hey, come on.
Hurry up, let's go.
Wait!
- Let's go. Hurry up!
Come here.
- So much joy.
Wait, wait, take the hand with you.
Did they give their consent?
They were absolutely thrilled.
Then why are you running away?
We just couldnt cope with their joy.
They were imposing it on us at gunpoint.
Seriously?
I knew Pinky would stand by me.
Love you, Pinky! Muah!
Ugh! Talking about Pinky!
Why didnt you tell me earlier
that the girl was already engaged?
Engaged to someone else? With whom?
To someone shes been in
love with for eight months.
Take this kiss and hold on to it.
Pinky betrayed me.
Ugh, Pinky!
She left me! She left me!
I can't take this anymore.
I'm going to jump into the river.
You can catch a ride later.
Okay.
- Fine, go ahead, jump!
Our love wasnt this cheap, darling.
You've humiliated me in public.
You could have told me earlier
that you had someone else.
I wouldn't have sent
my family to your place.
Did you ask me before
sending your family?
And there was nothing between us?
Then what was this for
the past three months?
That was a situationship.
Not a relationship?
Did I ever say I love you?
No.
- Then?
You used me.
You ate, drank, and then betrayed me.
Wait a minute, Ive got snot in my nose.
I wont die without you.
Good, now leave me alone.
I won't let go until I settle the score.
Get lost.
Find a car.
You are looking for a car?
If I had known earlier,
I wouldve just brought my bike.
What are you doing here?
Dont create a scene,
things will escalate.
Just give me
my money and Ill leave.
What money?
Darling, its been three
months of our relationship.
Burgers, pizzas, and
other snacks cost ten thousand rupees.
Mojitos and cold coffees
cost five thousand rupees.
Boat rides and corns by the lake
cost five thousand rupees.
And five thousand miscellaneous.
Its a total of thirty thousand.
Pay me, and Ill leave.
Anything else left?
- No.
Im not paying you.
Then see, I wont let
you get on that palanquin.
Go away! Move!
Darling, youve gone.
Old uncle, step back a little.
The laundry guy is my friend.
I gave him everything he needed.
Yes, that's true.
Leave it.
I forgot to take a photo!
Mr. Bittu, I missed the photo!
I have Rs 500.
Youve broken my ribs!
(Playing a song on the speaker)
Give me my money.
- Get lost!
Give me my money, or Ill punch you.
Ill hit you so hard.
Good, yes.
Wheres my money?
Uncle, please step aside.
Darling, give me my money.
Let's go.
Hello,
Be prepared,
Take this then
Stay at Top
She said she won't give the money
How like this
My goodness!
Didnt I tell you to give me my money?
I wont rest until the
accounts are settled.
Who are you?
Why have you brought me here?
Beautiful!
Hey, hello!
Shes even more beautiful than her.
Cant you understand?
What have you done to my hair?
Why did you bring me here?
I wont let you off the hook!
You!
Hello? Are you out of your mind?!
You! Go away!
She is more beautiful than you my love!
You're a crazy lover!
Lovers are always a bit crazy!
But you're on a whole different level.
Who plans to kidnap their ex
and put them in a sack?
She wasnt paying the money.
Did you get it now?
You'll not even get it.
She's probably preparing
for her wedding night.
Forget the wedding night!
I won't let it happen.
I'll get my money, no matter what.
Hey!
Lets celebrate.
Not like this!
First, pay the token amount.
Money.
Who are you?
- Who are you?
Im Prem. And you?
Im her ex-lover.
Pinki, what is this?
Darling, whats happening?
Does this mean both of you...
Prem, dont worry,
theres nothing between us.
We didn't even share a hug.
So, are you here to hug her?
No, no.
I dont even greet her,
and you're talking about a hug.
Then why are you here?
Look, Im here for the money.
Thirty thousand was spent
on our so-called relationship.
Pay up, take the NOC,
and do whatever you want.
You might dodge your
sister-in-laws interference,
but you cant escape Illtis scrutiny.
You are impossible!
Money! Money!
Thanks, youre my lucky charm.
I came here for thirty thousand and
ended up with eleven hundred extra.
Heres your tokem money.
Take it.
Okay, listen to me.
Its late, the place is deserted,
and its not safe.
You shouldnt be wandering alone.
Dont take any chances.
I suggest you get a lift from someone
and reach home safely.
Ill go to my place.
Are you really this stupid,
or are you pretending?
Oh, alright
Here, have some tea and wafers.
Dont you get it?
You ruined my wedding
function during the day.
You dumped a sack on me,
and I still didnt say anything
because I thought you were heartbroken.
Now, you shamelessly tell me to
get a lift from someone?
Why should I take a lift?
You should drop me home.
Thats how you shouldve explained it.
Lets go now.
Buckle up and watch how the car moves.
Madam?
Madam, hello?
Sister!
Sir!
Brother!
Yes? Tell me, were you calling me?
No, no, no, no.
Mom!
Yes, tell me,
were you calling me?
Mr. Tree, these sparrows are kids,
but youve known me since childhood.
Have I ever lied to you?
You know all my secrets.
Honestly, nothing like this has
ever happened to me before.
Believe it or not,
that was a real ghost!
But why was the ghost in the palace?
One at a time! Speak one at a time!
Youre right!
Maybe she came for some alcohol
because ghosts drink a lot of
alcohol and scream after drinking.
Dad, slow down with the phone!
Are you trying to give
me a heart attack?
Where are you?
- On Earth.
Oh, thank goodness!
Your mom was saying
youve made it to the moon.
Ill get there someday too.
Now, lets talk business.
Listen, dont take the car anywhere.
We need to go to the MPs party.
Alright, come quickly now.
Alright, Im leaving.
Whats the party for?
Hey, how many have you got?
Ive got ten people.
- Ten people.
Hey! What are you doing?
Im getting rid of this wood.
Do you even know how valuable it is?
Cremating an old man weighing 4050
kilos costs around 10,000 Rs.
Come on, put it all back.
Dont worry, sir.
Rana will die
but I wont let any stain fall on you.
Just say it was too hot,
and a fire broke out.
Its not like you started it yourself.
You just focus on tonights party.
Choose your drink, decide how much,
and leave the rest to Rana.
The gifta? Sir, the gift is ready.
Well unveil it at the party tonight.
Yes, sir?
Alright, its done.
Yes, yes, all set, sir.
How did such a cowardly man
become an MP?
He panics over the smallest things.
Put his gift in the truck.
Put the gift in the truck.
Greetings!
- Greetings!
Have a look, sir.
- Hmm.
Wow! What a fragrance!
It seems this chair is made
of some premium wood.
Check out the craftsmanship, sir.
This is craftsmanship?
Aren't you ashamed?
You showed a different picture
and delivered something else.
Rana, you've ruined it.
I was supposed to place
this chair in the Chandigarh office.
It's sandalwood work, Mr. MP.
Sandalwood?
This isnt even teakwood.
Forget teakwood,
its not even made of acacia.
Rana, Im disappointed in you.
Youve completely ruined my mood.
Hmph!
A cough?
- No.
Bring the main gift for Mr. MP.
Oh, right away.
This one smells great,
and the craftsmanship is amazing too.
You're increasing the weight?
Is everything under control?
Everything is under control, sir.
Theres an endless treasure
trove in our area, it never depletes.
Hey, you in the snug pajamas,
come here.
Standing there all day, huh?
Lets go.
My wifes temper is a little...
Come on now.
It's the same for everyone.
Let's go.
Come on, come on.
Greetings. Please sit down.
Sit down.
- You start your family business.
I'll enjoy the party.
Please sit down, sit down.
Happy birthday, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you, to you, to you!
Stop fooling around
and put it in already.
Happy birthday to you!
Greetings!
Come, dear. Please,
lets cut the cake. Come on.
It was Happys daughters birthday,
and everyone enjoyed the cake together.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Let's go, Mr. Rana.
- Yes.
Bro.
- Yeah?
Do you see that girl?
Which girl?
The one in the white suit.
Yeah, I see her.
Do you really see her?
- Yes.
Oh, that means she's not a ghost.
Who is she?
- She's Mr. MP's daughter.
Mr. MP's daughter?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah, man.
Have you ever checked her?
How dare you speak ill
of Mr. MP's daughter?
Rana, organize an event for tomorrow.
Showcase me as a nature enthusiast.
It's the trend these days.
Thanks.
We wont just plant ordinary trees.
We'll plant Dubai-style palm trees.
Dubai-style palms.
Make sure to invite journalists,
YouTubers, and bloggers as well.
Itll be done, sir.
Get a big flex and
take a solo photo of mine.
A solo photo of sir.
You should also grab something,
youre working hard.
Well done, well done.
Listen, I was thinking...
Keep taking notes,
or youll end up forgetting.
Yes.
If you want Mr. MP's daughter,
you need to impress Mr. MP first.
Greetings.
- Greetings, Mr. MP.
Greetings!
- Come, come.
Mr. MP, weve put up five banners here
and twelve banners
across the highway
announcing the service of three plants
from our nature lover, Mr. MP.
Where are they?
- Over here.
Bring them.
- Look over here.
Bring them here. Well done.
Greetings!
Here you go.
Water! Bring water.
Bring it here, well done.
Here you go, sir.Take this.
Applause!
Come, sir, please come.
Step aside.
Please come, sir.
Yes, this way.
Well done.
Bring it fast.
How many are left?
Bless you.
Applause!
Bring some water.
- Get some water.
Didnt your daughter
come with you?
No, no, it's fifty degrees outside.
She wont step out
without air conditioning.
Someone, bring some water.
Am I just wasting my time here?
Its here, sir. Its here.
Bring it, Rana. Bring it.
Here it is, sir. Take it.
It's so hot!
Pick it up, hold it. Here, take it.
Look, our nature enthusiast, Mr. MP.
I've mentioned countless
times about the other girl!
Which girl?
The one whose birthday it is.
Its my birthday.
Yes, but its her birthday too.
Ive brought a gift for her.
Hold on.
Aunt, did Mr. MP secretly
marry someone else?
What is he talking about?
I knew it!
This tight-pajama guy
was up to something shady.
Not was, he has done it.
Hes here, talk to him.
Its so hot, get me
a glass of lemonade.
Ill make it for you today.
Mom!
Why are you causing trouble?
Tell me, was she at the party yesterday?
Yes, she was.
She was standing with you.
Point her out in these pictures.
Its her.
Shes the niece of
the local chief uncle.
Shes here from Canada.
Oh, really? Fine then.
Hey, listen, get this
sorted before you leave.
I dont interfere in
anyones family issues.
The arguments are yours,
you handle them.
Alright, Im leaving.
Mom, he was just saying it casually.
Put your legs here,
Come here.
- Bye, Uncle. Bye, Aunt.
Bye.
- Look at how she walks!
Hi.
- Hello.
Its been a week since she arrived.
When is she leaving?
Shell leave eventually.
It's not easy for her to travel
all the way from Canada.
Shes visiting after so many years.
Neither her father nor her mother came.
I just hope she wont
settle here permanently.
Why dont you say something?
Thats why I get annoyed.
Who doesn't annoys you?
Do you expect me to
throw her out of the house?
Shes here for a few days,
let her enjoy.
Let her explore and meet people.
You go take off my turban, and
Ill go bless Nirmals daughter.
You just keep wandering around.
Its so peaceful here.
Its so beautiful.
Exactly! And people keep
hyping up Canada for no reason.
Does Punjab not have beautiful places?
I didnt realize Punjab
had such stunning spots.
The air here is so refreshing.
Hey, what bird is that?
I think there are two of them.
Lovebirds!
I know youre from Canada.
Oh, so he speaks Punjabi too!
Hush! I know which bird it is.
Wait.
What kind of bird are you?
Which branch are you sitting on?
Could you say that again?
Which bird?
Wait a minute.
Its not a bird, its a goat. Get down!
Youre really obsessed
with birds, arent you?
Come here, Ill turn you into a human.
Are you here to throw
a sack over me again?
A sack? A sack? Why are
you here to put me in a sack?
Im not here to put you in a sack.
I came to settle the score.
What have I ever taken from you?
I put you in a sack
and you frightened me
by pretending to be a ghost.
Now, wait a minute.
[gibberish]
See, the square of the sack
plus the square of the ghost
equals ghost sack.
The ghost cancels the ghost,
the sack cancels the sack.
Whats left?
Nothing, the account is settled.
Lets start a new account now.
[gibberish]
Come here.
Where did he bring the dairy from?
- Come here.
Now, let's start fresh, alright?
My name is Illti.
What?
- Illti.
Sorry.
Thats really my name, Illti.
One moment.
Take a look at my ID card.
Give me back.
Whats your name?
My name is Harbhajan.
Harbhajan?
Thats such an ancient name!
Its not ancient,
its vintage and classy.
I know no one uses
names like this anymore
but in abroad, its trending
using old names that
are fading from culture.
Okay.
Sardar Harbhajan Kaur? Ew!
Mr. Harbhajan Kaur.
Harbhajan Kaur!
Dont you think its too long?
Bhajan works, right?
Ill call you Bhajan.
Done?
Okay.
- Do it this way.
What was that?
Friends.
Alright, thats
enough for a song.
Can you sing too?
No, I wont sing, someone else will,
and Ill just lip-sync.
In this situation,
singing is a must.
Havent you watched
Punjabi movies?
Watch, someone else will sing,
but itll seem like Im singing.
Really?
- Look at this.
"Slowly, Im beginning to fall in love"
"To the rhythm of your heart,
Im composing my melody"
"Slowly, Im beginning to fall in love"
"To the rhythm of your heart,
Im composing my melody"
"Your captivating gaze,
eyes like almonds"
"Your elegant stride,
thumak, thumak, thumak"
"My heartstrings are being played,
for the first time"
"Tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak"
"For the first time,
my heart has caught loves fever"
"In this season,
its usually malaria"
"For the first time, my
heart has caught loves fever"
"In this season,
its usually malaria"
"The noonday sun is in full bloom,
beholding a charming fairy"
"Her walk flows with such grace,
rumak, rumak, rumak"
"My heartstrings are being strummed,
for the first time"
"For the first time,
tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak."
"It feels like theres no
difference between day and night"
"It feels as if
my heart's connection has failed"
"It feels like there's no distinction
between day and night."
"It feels as if
my heart's connection has failed"
"Spinning uncontrollably,
just like a rolling wheel"
"Your allure is like a
magnet, magnet, magnet"
"My heartstrings are being played,
for the very first time"
"For the first time,
tunak, tunak, tunak, tunak"
This is my buddy, Mr. Tree.
Yep, thats the one.
Does he even talk to you?
Yeah, want me to show you?
- Sure.
Mister, greetings!
Yes?
Go ahead, you say it too.
Greetings!
Wow, look at that!
Even the sparrows are greeting you.
Seems like theyve
taken a liking to you.
Hes been my friend for many years.
Ive shared everything
with him since childhood.
And I know all his secrets as well.
Would you like to hear one?
Hmm.
- Let me share it with her.
That mango tree over there
used to be right next to him.
He kept nudging it at night, which
irritated it, causing it to grow over there.
Just shared one secret.
He gives oxygen 24/7
and he gives me a little extra.
No matter how much I mess with him,
like hanging from his beard...
He never says a word to me.
Our bond is rock solid.
Simmu, Sakshi,
Jyoti, Payal,
Preeti, it seems you've
fallen in love several times.
I have, numerous times.
But they never felt the same.
These days,
its all about situationships.
I was in love, but my friend
ended up scraping his knees.
Oh?
Why is this only half-done?
The ones I thought were mine
ran off with someone else.
So now Ive made a vow to my friend
that until a girl
gives a definite 'yes,'
I won't fully form a heart.
Hmm.
Lets see which lucky
girl gets to strike it rich.
And completes this heart.
Harbhajan.
Hi, Uncle!
Come on, lets go home.
Alright, Illti, see you later.
Bye, Illti!
Bye.
Illti is so mischievous.
He's not a good guy, got it?
Uncle!
The whole village is
fed up with his antics.
I know you're
thinking according to Canada
but the boys here have a
completely different mindset.
Try to understand.
Don't worry. Illti isn't like that.
He's trustworthy.
Here, even motor wires arent safe.
How can girls be?
Hes my friend.
Friendship only exists between equals.
Do you even know his caste?
Yes, I do.
It's the same as ours.
Hes human, just like
me, you, Aunt, and Gappu.
Hes human, but not like us.
Anyway, go meet your aunt.
While you're here for a week or two,
visit your mother's place...
Im not here for just a week or two.
Okay, maybe a month or two?
Not even for a month or two.
Then how long are you planning to stay?
Forever! Im staying here now, Aunt.
Hmm.
Hey, stop the car.
Yup?
I want to step out.
For that, you'll need
to take the IELTS, buddy.
I meant, step out of the car.
We've been drinking all day,
I need to pee.
Oh! Peeing, bro!
- Yes.
Come back, follow me,
open the door.
Come.
Hey!
Peeing farther than me?
I swear, its happening on its own.
Lower it. Sit down, good.
I have just one dream,
to pee the farthest in the world.
Further than Virat Kohli's sixes.
I want to set a world record.
One day, the world will come to watch
Sandy Grewal pee at the Olympics.
Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
Gold medalist, Sandy Grewal.
By the way, where were we going?
To the farmhouse, brother.
Are you done? Finished?
Lets go, follow me.
Wait a minute, wheres Sandy?
Where is he?
- Hello?
Hes sitting in the car, bro.
Come back, come back.
Gang, let me know everything you
need at the farmhouse in advance.
Once the map is passed...
Whats the matter? Nervous?
No, I just have one request.
- Alright, go ahead.
One AC roomfor the chickens.
Well sell cool eggs
during the summer, buddy.
Yeah.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg, chilled,
chilled egg, come on.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg, your egg, my egg.
Their egg, everyones egg!
Chickens eggs, chilled, chilled eggs.
Egg, egg, egg, chilled, chilled egg.
Egg, egg, egg,
chilled, chilled egg.
Where did that voice come from?
Who made the girls voice?
Who made the girls voice?
- I didnt.
Huh, what are you doing here?
We were planting rice.
Quiet, Ill call the police.
Get out of my house right now.
Hey, excuse me!
You beautiful,
fair-skinned girl, as white as flour,
this house is mine.
Sandy Grewals!
Excuse me, monkey-faced guy.
This house is mine,
its in my dads name
Sardar Jagmail Singh Sidhu.
Then why dont you live here?
Quiet!
We moved 25
years ago to Canada.
Moved away?
Sir, does that mean their
house moved as well?
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Let me explain.
My grandpa, who was like Einstein,
always said the Earth
is constantly spinning.
So, your house must have spun
around and moved away in 25 years too.
Let me find it for you,
just a moment.
Here it is. This is Sri Lanka,
Im certain of it.
Now, you tell meone, two, three, go!
This is Nabha! Nabha!
Not your grandmas house,
we're going abroad.
Kenya!
- No.
Cyprus!
- No.
Mexico!
- No.
Nepal!
- No.
Honolulu!
- Uganda! Uganda!
No, no, noCanada.
Canada.
- Canada, brother, yes.
Your house has
now reached Canada.
Go back to where you came from,
you have nothing in Punjab.
Punjab now belongs to us.
Quiet!
Mop!
- Wow!
Stick!
- Amazing!
Get out, or Ill hit you with the mop.
I have told you countless times
that this house belongs to me.
Sarwala.
- Yes, boss?
Show her the papers.
Here, sister, take a look.
Here they are, these as well.
Hey! I meant the original documents.
The will.
The original documents
are with me, brother.
Why didnt you show her?
Did you ask me to
show them the papers?
You keep saying Sarwala,
like he is some kind of guest.
This isnt the time to get emotional.
Impress her, cry at home later.
Hand over the papers.
Huh!
Hold this.
Hey, what did she do?
Brother, she ripped the paper.
- Here are the documents.
Oh, my goodness!
We're done for.
This is just a photocopy!
Will you leave?!
Don't show me your faces again!
Hello.
- Hello, Uncle.
Yes?
Uncle, my house
has been taken over.
Hello?
Should I explain
everything myself?
Someone's taken over my house!
Look here, come here.
- There are six guys.
Some Sandy Grewal or something.
What are you doing with him?
- Sandy?
Stay away from him.
Dont go near him,
theyre not good people.
Thats obvious, Uncle.
But how
can they take over my house?
Is there no law? No justice?
Uncle, you have
that MP friend, right?
Ask him to help me
get my house back.
These political people are
only friends out of convenience.
They need people like Sandy
more than local leaders like me.
I survive on grants.
These political people
cant be loyal to anyone.
Come home, and
Ill explain it to you.
Are you done talking?
[gibberish]
Is the crow swearing?
[gibberish]
- Illti!
[gibberish]
What are you doing?
He is swearing.
Wait!
Illti, listen to me,
my house has been taken over.
Whos taken it over?
Some weird guy with
a mustache, looks rough
and his teams full of clowns.
Whats his name?
Something candy!
I dont know some candy?
Sandy! Sandy Grewal.
Does he laugh like this?
Yes, exactly like that, you know him?
I know him very well.
We studied together in school,
I used to beat him up a lot.
Really? Lets go
beat him up then.
Not anymore, were grown up
now, that was back in school.
But honestly,
hes always been a goofball.
But hes not capable of this.
If hes not capable,
how did he take over my house
He has my house documents, Illti.
Documents, Sandy. Takeover.
Let me verify everything once.
It's important to stay sharp too, Sandy.
If you consume something,
it's equally important
to dispose of it properly.
That's a very wise thing to say, kid.
Where did you come from?
Sages dont arrive, they appear.
Disciple, look, is this the guy?
I think its him,
the same forehead,
the same mustache,
open your mouth.
Even the Adams apple
is the same. Its him, right?
Its him.
Who?
The one destined to
conquer the world in the future.
Prime Minister,
President, Banana, Pear
Orange, Godzilla, you name it.
Can I become a grocery store?
It has so many items.
You're doing comedy?
Im sure you'll at least become
Chief Minister, mark my words.
But when will this happen?
You could become one today,
but theres a flaw.
What flaw?
- My disciple remembers it.
Theres a woman holding you back
did you grab some
property from her?
No, I havent taken
anything from anyone.
No, no, no, a sages prediction
cannot be wrong.
Your destiny is tied to a
house thats 2025 years old.
Leave the house,
and youll be blessed.
What are you saying?
I dont understand.
If theres another
solution, let me know.
Tell him.
- I have the solution, extend your hand.
A, B, C, D, where were you?
Dont let your hands
touch water for a week.
Lets go, Disciple.
You werent
supposed to drop that.
Hey, where did they go?
Yeah, Illti, satisfied now?
Huh, let me be fully satisfied.
Okay.
Hey, little one, sitting upstairs,
get something done.
Dont call me little one,
Im highly respected in my area.
Yeah, so much respect.
People bow while
talking to his dad.
Whys that?
- Because hes as short as him.
But,i will not bow down.
Hey, its Pushpa, bro!
And Shrivalli too.
Greetings, bro!
- From me as well.
Im a big fan of yours.
Whats with that tuft
on your forehead?
Were you a scorpion
in your past life?
Bros a complete comedian,
always cracking people up.
What brings you here, man?
Did you come by bus?
Well, thats niceat least
your wife didnt need a ticket.
Women can travel on buses
with just an Aadhaar card, right?
Hey, when my Pushpa is with me...
I dont even need a plane ticket.
Oh my goodness!
Sister-in-law gets angry.
Stop talking nonsense
and listen to me carefully.
The syndicate sent me here
to do business in the North.
I need a house to
hide sandalwood,
something thats been
locked up for a while.
Even an NRIs house will do.
Do you know any place like that?
I dont know of any
house like that, bro.
But you can use our house
outside the cityitll be fun.
Mustache guy backed out.
Darling, I want my house.
Mrs., youll get your house.
[gibberish]
[gibberish]
[gibberish]
Keep doing Bhangra like this.
Illti, are you satisfied now?
Huh, lets try one more time.
Who threw this frying pan?
Hey, it's Mr. and Mrs. Spiderman.
Hey, dirty fellow.
Im Sardar Captain America,
not Spiderman.
Im Mrs. Wonder Kaur Woman,
not Mrs. Spiderman.
You stupid, Punjab is in danger.
And we need to
save it from the evils.
Shut up! We need a house to stay in.
Brother, if you dont mind,
can you dub this in Hindi?
Punjab is in danger, and we want
to save it, you weird mustached boy.
And we need a house to live in.
Theres no house available,
how about a hotel?
3500 with breakfast,
and no police trouble.
That wont work,
our team is quite big.
In the car, we have Hulk,
Thor, Iron Man, Dr. Strange
and Raja Rancho too.
We need a house that has been
closed for the last 25 years
and has rice fields nearby.
Do you have such a house,
weird mustached boy?
Theres no house, brother, how
about a deluxe hotel instead?
Sardar Captain America,
I want my house.
Be patient, Wonder Woman.
Well get the house, lets go?
Where did they go?
They spilled all my beer.
Illti, hes not agreeing.
He wont agree like this.
We'll have to convince him Illti style.
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy,
our brother Sandy!
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy,
our brother Sandy!
Girl, bro! Its a girl.
- Where?
Its a girl.
Its not just a girl,
its a Barbie doll, brother.
Shes your sister-in-law, not Barbie.
Shes standing in a desolate area.
Pull over.
Hello, handsome.
Hello, gorgeous.
I came all the way from Hollywood
and ended up lost here.
Im not sure where to go.
So, would you
spend a night, just the two of us.
Alone? At night?
Sure, no problem at all.
But... what about all of them?
You dont like them?
Huh, I just like handsome guys.
Close your eyes.
Now tell me more.
You too, close your eyes.
Me too?
Illti, you?
Incense sticks! Am I dead?
Why are you lighting them here?
Why is this bomb here?
Its not a bomb;
its a truth-revealing device.
With this, Sandy
is going to spill the truth.
Ill confess the truth
anyway, I swear!
People like you,
who swear, are the biggest liars.
Ive uncovered your truth now.
Youre not even worthy
of inheriting my house.
Did she just say inheriting the house?
Huh, I started taking over
things back in third grade
ask Illti if you
dont believe me.
You're not such a big bully!
You can take school benches
but can't occupy a house?
Come on, tell the truth,
there's something you're hiding.
There's no hidden story,
I've occupied her house.
Stop burning those incense sticks,
and I'll leave the house.
I swear on my mustache.
Hmm, Harbhajan?
He can't lie on his mustache.
- Why?
Because he doesnt
even have an upper lip.
Don't say such things.
That was a hilarious joke.
But your laugh betrays
the fact that you're lying.
I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth.
You won't admit it?
I am admitting it.
Are you leaving after
celebrating Dussehra?
Yes, he'll reveal the truth after that.
Dussehra?
Do you want to see it?
Take a look at this.
No, dont blow on it!
The fire is dying out.
Why are you ruining my future?
This will explode.
I have to compete in the
Olympicspee competition!
Now seriously, tell
me what's going on?
Im telling the truth..
Then whos
occupying the house?
I am.
- No, youre not.
I swear I am!
- No, tell the truth.
Im telling the truth!
- Why are you lying?
Im not lying.
- Yes, you are.
Whos occupying it?
I swear on my
mustache, I did it.
You're still lying.
Im telling the truth.
Whos occupying it?
- Your uncle.
There you go,
feeling better now?
You kept insisting I spill the truth!
Uncle?
Yes, your real uncle.
Stop joking. Be serious.
Its Mr. Rana.
You know hes into politics.
These politicians
can never really be trusted.
He didnt get it recently,
hes had it for years.
I only found out it was
your house when I got there.
He told me the family moved
to Canada 20 years ago
and drowned in a river there.
The day I heard that, I cried so much.
Thats why I didnt even watch
Titaniceveryone drowned in it.
Im just a face, all the shady
work is done by her uncle.
I only provide information,
like which NRIs house is vacant,
whos coming back, who isnt.
Hes very cunning.
Im just an innocent guy.
You know that.
Illti, open it.
Illti, come on. Be a good brother.
Illti, open it.
My dream is about to shatter.
Ive told you everything,
now help me.
Oh, Illti!
Hey, open it.
Oh! My dream.
Amazing, Shami Brother!
Only three hundred quintals?
Nature has blessed us with such
a beautiful forest
it's meant to be utilized.
Make it a thousand quintals, at least.
Hey, we'll sell these three hundred
at the price of a thousand.
How?
- You just need talent.
Like
claiming that sleeping on a neem-wood
bed cures a hundred diseases.
Watch, they'll buy it
for two lakh apiece.
If someone knows how to sell,
they could even sell urine.
That's true, brother.
Kalle's wife sells cow
dung cakes online,
six for one hundred fifty.
That's business, Amrik.
Alright, Mr. Rana, Ill take my leave.
Okay.
Burn the trees properly.
You know the range, right?
From three hundred two
to four hundred and twenty.
If you know that, why did
you burn fifty trees last time?
Who can control fire anyway?
Did you give him the painkiller, bro?
Yes, I did.
Then why is he still in pain?
Bro, Rana is here.
Hey, why are you shaking it like that?
Is it a toy?
Give me a hand.
- Sure.
You help too.
- Coming.
Wow, Mr. Sandys here.
- Yes.
And youre lifting it like its
the World Cup?
For us, its like the World Cup.
Have you no shame?
I used to, but Sandy chased it away.
Hey, quiet.
Sandy, you used to be good at
setting trees on fire.
You yourself said you'd start
occupying houses now.
You're supposed to set the tree on fire,
because you destroyed it there.
I didn't destroy it, I made it happen.
The bomb he planted
under me was massive.
If it were under you, you'd have
ratted out everyones names.
And that cannonball placed under me.
Did he place it under you as well?
What you did,
do you know how powerful
the explosion will be?
And you informed Illti about it.
Lift this World Cup a little higher.
Is that enough?
Bro, tell me before you leave.
Bro, is this sufficient?
My friends are also clowns!
- Thank you.
Did she say anything?
No, she didnt say a word.
She just started packing
her clothes into the suitcase.
I think shes booked an evening flight.
Why are you silent?
It's good that she found out.
I dont know how Ill face her now.
Whats there to face her?
Just go and act it out.
Youre the village head,
youre great at drama.
Dear!
Harbhajan, listen to me.
Dear, hear me out.
Youre leaving, and
you didnt even tell us?
You couldve at least informed us, dear.
How will we manage without you, dear?
Anyway, who can stop someone
whos determined to leave?
Take this, dear.
Have something to eat on the plane.
Its a long journey,
youll get hungry.
You keep it.
Youre the one whos hungry.
Sister, when will you come back?
Im still here,
Im just going to my home.
Whenever you feel like it
come visit me, okay?
Hey, have you made a decision?
I've told you countless times
I won't become a Bhand.
So, what do you intend to do?
My great-grandfather was a Bhand.
My grandfather was a Bhand too.
And now, your father is a Bhand.
Illti, even your uncles are Bhand.
Let someone else handle it.
I won't beg money.
Then how will our business grow?
Ive got an idea! Ill tell you how
our business can expand.
We will become digital Bhand.
Who are they?
This species is found on the internet.
Half of the people on
the internet are Bhand.
Hey, this is your work, and
theyre making all the money.
You wander the streets
with a drum in your hand.
People dont even give you more
than Rs 1100 as token money.
Enough of this!
From today, were going digital,
and well start creating vlogs.
Alright, should we make it with
milk or mustard oil?
Its made on a phone!
A vlog means random people
rambling on.
What do we need to do?
- Not much.
Just grab your phone,
turn on the camera, and start walking.
Talk about whatever comes to mind.
This is my uncle, this is my dad.
This is the rope I climbed.
This is my grandpa.
Hes 200 years old
and still going strong.
Just keep the camera rolling, and
then its all money, money, money!
Hey, stop with the nonsense.
Thats not talent.
Hey, nowadays, this is talent!
Why dont you understand?
Let me give you
a real-life example. Watch!
Mom's here, washing clothes, right?
Go to her with affection
and start helping her wash.
Hey, get out of here!
Affectionately, my foot.
I've never been loving in my life.
I fell from up there, didn't I?
Stop ruining my vlog, Dad!
I told you, go and show some love.
She's your wife. Go on!
One, two, three, action!
Hey, money, money everywhere! Dollars!
GST, its a vlog!
- Oh, stop it.
Uncle, heres the plan,
you head to England.
When you return, well act all
surprised and make a surprise video.
Hurry up, go!
Illti, Englands too far.
Can I just return from Qatar instead?
Wow!
Uncle, youd be better
off staying at home.
Guys, just forget it.
Ill go to England and return
from there.
When you see me, act surprised.
Tell me, Uncle, how will
you be surprised?
Hey, people! Our Illti has come home!
Hes back!
Forget it. You guys cant do it.
Just make a video properly.
Im leaving.
Grandpa, dont drink tea!
Ill come and serve it to you.
This will be a killer content.
Well make loads of money!
Ready? Dont move.
Yes, Harbhajan?
I'll be there.
When we went abroad,
we took out a loan.
In return, my dad transferred all his
share of the land to Uncles name.
The land was worth four times
the loan amount.
We just kept one house.
Uncle didnt even spare that.
We gave it to him to take care of.
And he took care of it for himself.
People here don't spare the wood.
And you left your house in his care.
Your uncle is a dreadful person.
I know him well.
But heres the thing...
20-25 years went by
and you never missed your home.
And now, all of a sudden,
you're back demanding the house.
Its not a demand,
its a feeling, Illti.
Every wanderer needs their home.
Why? Dont they have homes there?
Do you know how hard it is
to build a home there?
We couldn't build a home there
and was not able to live here.
These emotions are
really hard to explain.
Come here.
Whose is this?
Its mine.
My grandma made it for me.
She was always crocheting something
or the other for me.
"A little girl in the sky"
"Standing by the window,
watches the moon drift away"
"A tiny life with tiny dreams
still untouched"
"Our dusk of dreams is
yet to descend"
"A little girl in the sky"
"Standing by the window,
watches the moon drift away"
"A tiny life with tiny dreams
still untouched"
"Our dusk of dreams is yet to descend"
"A little girl in the sky"
Bye, Grandma.
If I had known this was the
last goodbye
I wouldve never left you.
This house holds my grandma's memories.
I miss her.
So emotional!
Listen, humans have 8.4 million lives.
What if your grandmother is still in
this house?
What if shes on that mango tree?
What if your grandmother...
Is this bug?
Hi, Grandma!
In my previous life, I was a goat.
My dad sacrificed me on Diwali.
Ive returned to take revenge.
Who are you closest to in your family?
Me?
There are so many people in my family
its hard to tell whos close to whom.
Everyone keeps
clashing with each other.
Lets go.
I told you
I couldve come from Qatar
and been here by now.
Do you know how far England is?
Look, now even youre thriving.
Now dont cling to me, okay?
Tired?
Yes.
Its bedtime now.
Yes.
Shall I go home then?
Yeah.
What?
Oh!
Its night.
Empty roads, and I'm young.
I might get mugged.
Well, whatever.
Should I actually leave?
Heres some advice,
ask for a ride on the way.
Alright, I have to go now.
Let's go.
Boo!
I knew youd miss me.
You didnt leave?
How could I?
Youre my responsibility.
And as a true friend...
A true friend never abandons
another in times of need.
You already know that.
Go to sleep.
You know that too.
Oh, hello!
Hey! Will you leave my bead alone,
or Ill twist your ear.
Alright.
Lie down.
Still not asleep?
Are you?
- Just sleep soundly.
Fine, Ill sleep then.
Theres no one around.
Then how did the gate open by itself?
Why did it open by itself?
We opened it.
Attack!
Hey, grab them!
Take it easy! Take it easy!
Hey, it's getting dark.
No matter how much darkness you bring,
Sandy is a lion during the day and
an owl at night.
I can see everything.
Where did they go?
Hey Illti, if you have the courage,
step forward.
Behind you.
- Where?
Hey, behind you, boss!
- Whose?
Where are they?
Attack!
There they are!
Now, where will you run?
Hey, you're trapped now.
- Yes, boss!
Now, where will you run to escape?
Hey, he knows magic!
Where did that come from?
Run! Run!
- Step forward.
We're fighting!
You've embarrassed me.
Illti, give me my glasses.
Here.
No!
I won't let go.
- Hey, that's enough.
Get away from here.
We were classmates.
I'll chase you down and beat you up!
Run as far as you can.
When you get tired,
let me know, and I'll catch up to you.
Water.
Water? No, its urine.
We won!
- I'm dead!
Hey, I almost died!
- Run!
Go!
Oh, goodness! It was crazy!
You know what?
There are problems in Punjab
like any other place.
But there's a lot of fun there too.
Even in foreign countries, there
is depression in a good life as well.
If there's so much depression
then why even stay there?
What's so special about Canada?
Are you looking at that star?
Which one?
That one.
That one? Yes.
Canada is like that star.
Which looks beautiful from a distance.
But if you get close,
it's like a ball of fire
which destroys a person.
And a destroyed person is
no longer worthy of anything.
Neither of staying in a
foreign land, nor in this land.
Youve said something very profound.
I will understand it some other time.
Illti.
- Yes.
How far is the moon?
The moon?
Its very far.
But for lovers, its close.
Should I break off a
piece and bring it for you?
Will you bring it?
- Yes.
No.It cant be broken yet.
The moon is
incomplete right now
Ill break it on the
night of the full moon.
Oh no!
Hold on a second,
that totally killed the mood.
He just spat in my face.
Bastard crow!
This is the first time I've ever
seen a crow flying at night.
It lives on that same mango tree
I first took you out
of the bag from.
His wife doesnt let
him into the nest at night.
He drinks alcohol, that's why.
He's not a thirsty crow,
hes a drunk crow.
Hes going around spitting on people!
So, Illti
well have to find a good
lawyer who can help us.
A lawyer?
I have one.
Good, right?
- Not just good, it's really great.
Meow!
Good morning.
Come on, get up.
You've slept enough.
Sometimes, people just stay asleep.
Who is this ghost?
Im not a ghost, Im Sandy, Aunt.
Rana, what are you
doing here at this hour?
Your uncle has run
away with Rana's nephew.
He ran away with her?
- Yes.
How old was the girl?
What does how old mean?
She was of the same age.
Then why is everyone so worried?
Whats the problem?
Theyll come back on
their own in the morning.
Well go back to sleep too.
Are you making a joke?
This is a serious matter.
Youll only take it seriously
when she does something wrong.
One minute, Sandy.
- Hello, maam.
Mr. Jassi, where's the boy?
I swear on my art, I dont know.
Okay.
Will you do a program tomorrow?
Yes.
What do you say?
- Yes, well do it.
Why dont you give some advance?
No!
Dont hit us.
No.
No!
Dont kill us.
Sir, they are full of art.
This one is even scream in tune.
They are not human
both of them are instruments
that's why they're screaming in tune.
Why are you getting beaten up?
Just tell them where Illti is.
DGP sir, if we told you that we
dont know, means we dont know.
This isnt the DGP, this is the ASI.
If he looks like the DGP,
means he looks like DGP.
Yes, he looks like it.
I could tell from the way
he was getting us beaten that
he must be a very high-ranking officer,
a very important one.
Satpal.
- Yes, sir.
Leave them.
"The one who have cars
in front and behind him"
"And whose area is under his control"
"The one with three
stars on his uniform"
"And friendships with leaders."
"Anyone who comes under his influence
never does anything wrong again"
"He dont say anything to the rich,
he only oppress the poor"
"He knows how to beat
everyone up very well"
"Our respected sir makes a lot of money"
"Our respected sir is gaining weight"
"Our respected sir..."
- Hey.
Youre amazing,
youre insulting me like this.
We are artists, sir, we cant lie.
- Yes, sir.
That's why cases are filed against you.
No worries, Ill get your art out.
Satpal.
- Yes, sir.
Give them a real beating.
- Yes, sir.
How will you beat
them up just like that?
"They say, the bird took flight,
kicking up dust and flapping wildly."
"The ground trembles at the mention of their names...
iLLti and iLLtan are on their way!"
"Both are top-tier players, the crme de la crme!"
"People are saying, where did they come from?
But the audience knows - now the real flavor begins!"
Weve come to file a complaint.
We are in danger from Mayor Rana.
If you run away with someones daughter
then youll be in danger.
Excuse me, officer.
Youve misunderstood something.
We didnt run away to get married.
Then why did you run?
We were attacked last night.
Charge attackers with attempt to murder.
We will, madam.
First, tell me who attacked both of you.
You know everything
you just pretend to
be clueless on purpose.
What do I know?
What nonsense are you talking?
Dont you know how many
murders Mayor Rana has committed?
Mayor!
Stop talking nonsense.
Tell me, who all has Rana killed?
Trees.
Trees?
Murders of trees?
This is no joke.
This is a crime.
Rana cuts down trees in
the jungle and sells them
and then sets fire there.
Do you even know
how many birds and animals
die from that smoke and fire?
That too is murder. It is also filed.
Write our report.
Under which section?
Section?
Say it.
Section..
- Say it.
Assistant, come on,
tell him, which section.
Forest Conservation Act Section 228.
Indian Forest Act 1927.
The Forest Conservation Act 1990.
The Wildlife Protection Act 1972.
That's enough,
these acts are sufficient.
Well done, assistant.
Let them do a little bit of work too.
Satpal.
- Yes, sir.
Are these things she
mentioned even true?
She must have looked it up on Google,
so it must be true.
I still dont understand what you
have done in the police station.
You were supposed
to talk about my house.
But instead, youre talking about
some wild animals and jungles.
As if you are a big lawyer!
Have you heard the story of the
bird who had to drink cold water?
Yes, but what does that
story have to do with this?
Its all related to that.
Enough now.
The bird in that story is you.
Me?
- Yes.
What happens in the story?
The bird sits on the peepal tree
and starts eating grains.
But the grains fall into
the hole of the peepal tree.
The bird request to the
peepal tree give his grains back.
But the peepal tree
doesnt give the grains back.
The peepal tree doesnt give the grains.
So, what should the bird do now?
Should it survive on water now?
Yes.
Then the bird goes near the fire.
It requests to the fire
to burn the peepal tree because
its not giving me my grains back.
The fire asks why should he burn it?
The fire is not burning the peepal tree.
The peepal tree is not
giving the grains back.
So, what should the bird do now?
Should it survive on water now?
Then the bird goes near the water.
It request to the water
to extinguish the fire.
The water asks if he
don't have enmity with fire
so why should it extinguish it?
Then the bird goes
near the elephant
and request him to drink water.
The elephant refuses
that he won't drink water.
Then the bird goes near the rope.
It request to the rope
to tie the elephant.
The rope asks,
what do it need to and
why should he get into
trouble with the elephant?
Then the bird goes to the mouse
and tells it to chew the rope.
The mouse asks why
should he get into trouble?
and says he wont chew the rope.
Then the bird goes to the cat.
But now cat was hungry.
The bird asks the cat
that will she eat the mouse?
The cat says yes, she will do.
She will eat it.
Now cat starts to eat the mouse
the mouse starts chewing the rope
the rope starts tying the elephant
the elephant starts drinking the water
the water starts extinguishing the fire
the fire starts burning the Peepal tree.
The Peepal says to fire that
he should not burn him as
he will give grain to the bird.
Then the bird ate her
grain and became happy.
After happily eating, she
flew away into the distance.
Just like the bird got her grain,
you will find your home too.
Yes!
Wait a minute, so Im the bird.
and grain is my house
Peepal tree is my uncle.
Then who is Sandy supposed to be?
The elephant, the fire, or the mouse?
Oh yes, Sandy must be the mouse.
Yes.
Yes, very good, Illti.
So, what are we going to do now?
We need to follow that greedy cat.
Such greed! This is crossing all limits.
Tell me, when have I
ever not supported you?
This is just like when there's profit,
you're in the front
but when there's trouble,
Im supposed to handle it.
Youve cut down so many
trees in the forest and sold them
and I didnt even know about it?
How could you not know?
Where do you think
wood worth 2 million used in that big
house you built in the city came from?
Did you take it from here?
Yes, sir, it came from this very forest.
Also tell him about the
six-seater sofa made of teakwood
that went to his house as well.
Forget it, if we start
talking about everything
who knows what
else will come to light.
And hes telling me I didnt inform him.
What about those
5,000 trees you sold off
under the pretense
of them catching fire?
Wheres the account for that?
Youve deliberately started
fires 40 times in a year.
Thats why I call you cunning.
You really are cunning.
Oh yes, hes cunning.
But he's a lot more to it. Why
dont you say call him those as well?
Hey, enough dont
take my side this much.
He is master mind as well.
Yes, he is also a greedy person.
Now stop right here,
dont say anything further
Stop it, why are you arguing?
Youll get your share.
Will I ever?
You will, dont worry, alright?
Now tell me, whos
the one bringing this up?
Its some fool. Ill tell you.
When they were planting trees
there was this boy with an axe,
filled with enthusiasm.
He was digging holes
everywhere in the ground.
That angry volunteer!
- Yes.
How did he become a rebel?
In which direction is the party heading?
I think we need to figure that out.
But how did he find out about this?
Illti
let me tell you, his
uncle not only grabs land
but also cuts down
trees in the jungle
and after cutting the trees,
he sets the jungle on fire.
By setting fires repeatedly
he has burned countless
animals and birds alive.
Im innocent one
hes the cunning one here.
Sorry.
Hes already created
the trouble he had to.
In my opinion, the only
solution to this problem
is just one.
What?
Well have to make
road through the jungle.
Sandy.
Come here.
If that road already
leads towards the jungle.
What new direction is he referring to?
He must know about it.
You fool! He even beat him!
Rana, is this alright?
If you do this,
then no one can harm us in any way.
This ostrich is extremely mischievous.
Chief Master, it's good
that you mention pulling hair.
Hello, Rana.
You even know my name?
I know all your deeds as well.
You are kidnapped.
Harbajan, dear?
Uncle, I really dont
like you calling me dear.
Dear, dont say that.
In families, a lot of
things just happen.
Those should be
resolved within the family
outsiders shouldn't be involved.
It is this outsider who has
supported me more than my own.
No matter what,
family will always be family.
Then why did you turn
into such a selfish family?
Tell me, uncle.
Should I expose what I know?
Greed.
Greed can transform even your
loved ones into a selfish family.
And this one is extremely greedy.
Alright, I am greedy, it's my hobby.
Now speak the truth,
what do you actually want?
I want my house.
Alright, it's given.
But there's one condition.
No, uncle,
you can't impose any conditions.
The river is very deep and
there are hungry crocodiles in it.
They won't even get
satisfied eating you.
One minute, Illti.
Tell me, uncle, whats the condition?
First, he needs to withdraw
the report he filed with the police.
He must promise me that
the news of the fire in the
jungle will not be spread outside.
I wont spread it.
But how can I trust that
you will return her house?
I swear on wood.
He must promise me that
the news of the fire in the
jungle will not be spread outside.
But how can I trust that
you will return her house?
I swear on wood.
Getting a home is not a
desire, its a feeling, Illti.
Every foreigner needs a home.
Hey tree, why aren't you speaking?
Hey!
A person has many lives.
Who knows, this insect
might be your grandmother.
Why arent you speaking?
Speak!
Hey sparrow!
Why dont you say something?
I dont even know what
he is upset about.
Hello?
Its fine.
I wont go back either until you
speak. Ill sit on you till then.
"There's a small window in
the middle of the sky"
"Through the window, a moon is visible"
"A small life and small dreams"
"Our friendship with
dreams is still to begin"
"There's a small window in
the middle of the sky"
"Through the window, a moon is visible"
"A small life and small dreams"
"Our friendship with
dreams is still to begin"
"There's a small window in
the middle of the sky"
"Through the window, a moon is visible"
"A small life and small dreams"
"Our friendship with
dreams is still to begin"
"There's a small window in
the middle of the sky"
"Through the window, a moon is visible"
"A small life and small dreams"
"Our friendship with
dreams is still to begin"
Straighten the line properly, like this.
You all are standing around
doing nothing, get to work.
All you know is how to eat.
Should I write welcome here, sir?
Idiot, why? Is someone
coming for a wedding?
You pick something bigger
all you're doing is just
going through the formalities.
What are you doing?
Where did he come from?
I'm making the land white.
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
I'm putting white chalk,
can't you see it?
Are these your eyes or..
I think you didnt understand, did you?
Listen then, road that was
supposed to be taken in the jungle
basically, it was made for the highway.
That road has been decided,
and now this tree is in the middle.
This tree will have to be cut,
no matter what.
First, this tree will be cut, bro.
Then, the whole jungle will be cleared.
Sandy Grewal, yo baby!
Yo baby!
How can you just cut it like that?
Try touching it first.
Cool down, bro, cool down.
Why are you getting so angry?
Youre a big lawyer
you must know
that interfering with government
work can lead to a case.
And this case will be a high-level one.
Itll cause a lot of damage to you.
Since school days,
Ive wanted to beat you up badly.
I still feel that way,
but I wont beat you up now.
Now, you'll run yourself.
Gang, lets go!
Well also mark the rest of
the jungle land with white chalk.
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
White, white land. Land white, white!
I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.
Yes, tell me.
- Yes, tell me.
You tell me.
- You tell me.
Be quiet.
One, two, three.
I'll tell everyone about the jungle.
- I need jungle not home.
What?
I can't stay silent
about the jungle matter.
Sorry, your home..
Even I dont want the home,
I need the jungle.
Are you sure?
Damn sure!
Now I dont just want the home
I want the entire jungle.
Now I also want the entire jungle.
I cant betray this tree,
this sparrow, or any of them.
I wont let their homes be destroyed.
MP have done enough
of what he wanted.
But not anymore.
Forget cutting trees
I wont even let them
break a single leaf.
But they are so powerful.
How will we fight them?
Powerful people come from..
Powerful..
What was that line in that film?
What are you trying to say?
That
only one power can defeat
these powerful people.
And that is the power of the people.
We need to unite the people.
Yes, done.
Yes.
Come, lets talk to the people.
"People never change,
no matter how often you try"
"A fool will always believe you've misled
them, no matter how much you explain"
"The seasons, the rain,
all depend on the wood"
"Everyone holds an axe,
yet no one reflects"
"If the forest falls, the story ends"
"Where will we breathe,
if the trees are no more?"
"Life cannot exist without trees"
"Trees bring us food and water"
"We keep trying to make people
understand, but they refuse to listen"
"Illti!"
- "Oh, my Illti!"
"Illti!"
- "Oh, my Illti!"
"Illti!"
"I am Illti, the mischievous one!"
"I am Illti!"
- "Oh, my Illti!"
"I am Illti!"
- "Oh, my Illti!"
"I am Illti!"
- "Oh, my Illti!"
"I am Illti, the mischievous one!"
Uncle, its very important
for us to fight this battle.
Please, all of you, stand with us.
Now your social media
is useless too, right?
It's not useless, Grandpa.
Then why didnt people join you?
People only come for selfish gain.
People will only come together
when theres nothing left to lose.
People will unite only when
you show them true artistry.
True artistry?
- Yes.
What true artistry, Grandpa?
- Ill explain.
Do you understand now?
Forgive me.
Hey, look at how many
people are sitting here.
Yeah, theyre sitting.
Hey, shut your mouth,
or a fly will get inside.
Stop joking and bring
them to the real issue.
These people dont
listen to real issues.
Thats exactly we need to tell them.
- Then let's start.
This story is from the time
when a ape first
turned into a human.
Yeah, it did happen.
And there you go, it became human.
Oh look, its turned
back into a ape again.
I think hes planning something.
Looks like hes hungry.
I think hes about to order pizza.
Oh, there was no pizza back then.
Hell eat fruit instead.
He plucked a fruit
and look, even the tree is
happy to give him the fruit.
He ate the fruit, and
now his stomach is full.
Oh, what just happened?
I think hes feeling cold.
If hes feeling cold,
what will he do now?
Wait, lets see what he does next.
Oh, he broke a branch off the tree!
Is he going to use the
branch to cover himself?
I knew you will say some nonsense.
Look, he lit it on fire!
But look over there, the tree seems sad.
If you take something from
someone, wont they feel sad?
Yeah, one thing is for sure
even though humans
were created by God
its the trees that have
nurtured them, right?
Youre absolutely right.
Hey, who is he
roaming around with?
He looks so happy.
Hello?
Oh, thats his wife!
His wife seems to be feeling hot.
No, shes not feeling hot,
shes asking for a house.
How will he fulfill her wish?
Hes human,
hell figure something out.
Wait, whats that? An axe?
Hey human, please dont cut this tree!
Its the one that fed you and
protected you from the cold.
Please dont do this, dont cut it.
But he cut it down.
The human is happy,
but the tree is gone.
Why wouldnt the human be
happy? His need is fulfilled.
Did you see how the human
used the tree to meet his needs?
Look, the human has built his house.
Did you see how humans cut
trees and built massive cities?
Yes, they did.
And they progressed a lot.
Yes, they did.
But in the pursuit of progress
humans lost something
very important.
What important thing?
No, no, look, they
still have fruits to eat.
They also have houses to live in.
And humans even have cars.
But theyve lost the
most essential thing.
Their breath.
Yes, because humans cut down the trees.
Yes.
Now were all going to play a game.
All of you sitting here
and everyone watching
were all going to hold
our breath for a minute.
Hold our breath?
Are you all ready?
- Yes.
Three, two, one.
Aunty couldnt hold.
Tell me
you all couldn't hold
your breath, right?
Water!
You had to take a breath, right?
Without food and water, humans
can still survive for some time.
But without oxygen, one
cannot survive even for a minute.
Now you all will say that
oxygen cant just run out.
Your time has passed.
But what will the coming generation do?
We have to save oxygen for them, right?
The first things to exist
on this earth were trees.
Thats why they have
the first right on this earth.
These are our ancestors.
Im going to save them.
If any of you want to join,
come with me.
Otherwise, go watch reels.
Illti bro, I get what you're saying now.
Ill join you in this fight.
Youve got a big battle ahead.
Take your friends
and start planting seeds
everywhere your find an empty space.
Alright, bro, lets go.
Come on, hurry up.
Thank you, guys, for supporting us.
Well ourselves handle
the rest of the fight.
Dad, sorry, youll get
another complaint soon.
A complaint should definitely come, son.
If it doesnt, I won't spare you.
Dont worry, my sons dad.
Today, these two are united.
A big complaint is definitely coming.
Lets go.
Lower the camera a bit.
Take a different picture of our gang.
Whos our photographer?
Look in that camera.
- In that one?
Move aside.
Zoom on Sandy.
Sir, you do the inauguration.
Bring the scissors, take them.
Clapping.
Clap, everyone.
Theres trouble, Rana.
This isnt working.
Sir, its too hot, it mustve melted.
Bring a good scissor.
Rana, when you knew it would be hot
you shouldve kept the
scissors in the ice, right, MP sir?
Here you go, sir.
With this, no.
- Take it, sir.
It will look good, sir.
The big inauguration should
be done with the big scissors.
Its a highway inauguration
it should be done
with the big scissors.
Victory to Sandy's party!
- Hey!
Sandy..
Forgive them, they
dont know, it's their habit.
No, you wont use this slogans.
Victory to MP Sir!
Rana, where is Babli?
Victory!
Sir, start cutting the
tree, he will come.
Victory!
Victory to MP Sir!
Here you go, sir. Start.
Sir, just start it, well cut the
rest of the trees ourselves.
Move back, everyone.
This axe might break.
Where is Babli?
Sir, Ive called him so many
times, he doesn't answer.
Have the police ever arrived on time?
Its okay, sir.
Well use AI to add him in the photo.
You start the cutting.
Where did this wheel come from?
It's from who's car?
MP sir, its from your own car.
That angry volunteer?
Where did he come from?
I wonder what problem
hes going to create now.
Rana, talk to your nephew.
Don't you think they are too many?
Yes, but there are fewer who support.
Ill talk to her.
Oh, Mowgli!
No, these two are Illti and Harbajan.
You handle the Sandy
gang, Ill handle your uncle.
Sandy gang?
Theyve come fully prepared.
Wow.
- Thats how it is.
Get ready.
Attack!
Rana, where are our
volunteers running off to?
Sir, they were brought here
with money, now theyve run off.
We never discussed fighting, right?
Now theres a problem everywhere.
Illti, whats your problem?
You always show up to create problems.
Why do you always create
problems in my work?
If you stop creating problems for jungle
Ill stop creating
problems for you, uncle.
Amazing, Illti! Amazing!
Youve said some great lines!
Oh dear, youre the
leader of the future.
Dont kiss me, Im angry with him,
let me clear things up.
Hey, Mayor, clear your matter with him.
Sir, is this just my matter?
Press! First, take my interview,
then interview the future leader.
We dont want to promote violence.
Illti, lets sit down and talk.
Ill break your legs
and hit you, uncle.
You should take out a
water gun with magic.
Well play Holi.
Yes.
Holi, the festival of colors!
Holi, the festival of colors!
Shut up!
Let me tell you how to play holi!
Look, none of you shoot violence, okay?
Wait a minute, Ill beat you all.
So, you were hiding here?
I needed to beat you first.
I wasnt hiding, I was planting trees.
I cant find space, look, here it is.
You go and bring water.
Bring water!
Dont take unfair
advantage of being a woman.
You're the one taking
unfair advantage of NRIs
and leaking information
about their homes.
A jobless person has to
do something to earn, right?
That doesnt mean
youll do the wrong thing.
You! I will give you the job!
The demand to make the
highway through the jungle
came from Mayor Rana
and his villages council.
And you all know that we
are always with our people.
Illti, leave me alone
Ill make you a member of the council.
Ill become a member later
first Ill make you a human, Mayor.
No, dont hit me.
Dont hit me.
- You..
Go handle uncle, Ill handle him.
Uncle!
Today, itll be a fight between two men.
Where are the men?
- Both of us.
Come here.
No, this might hurt!
Throw it away,
fight with your hands.
Without weapons?
- Yes.
Come here.
Now, hes going to hit him,
just watch.
Now, its your turn.
Sandy, win!
Hit him, bro.
Grab his hand.
Why are you twisting my fingers?
Why are you twisting my fingers?
Ill twist your neck too.
Why are you after the jungle?
What has the jungle done to you?
And remember, youve been eating the
fruits of these trees.
Well, Ive eaten something
from every tree too.
Is this how you returned it's favour?
You're marking that area with
chalk just because Rana said so?
Are you not ashamed?
And what does Rana even give you?
He doesn't give anything.
He made a deal for basic needs,
but sometimes even he backs out.
Really?
- Yes, bro.
He doesn't give anything.
Look, these trees are still
giving us something.
Were fighting here, yet
its giving us something.
What?
- Breath.
By doing this,
you consume so much oxygen.
Have they ever asked
anything in return from you?
Shut up.
You just consumed some more oxygen!
They dont even ask us for water.
God just gives them water.
You can't even make that effort.
If they ever stop giving oxygen
we could die right here.
Not just us,
the whole world.
Shame on you!
What you said is true, Illti.
I understand everything you're saying
but I have personal issue with you.
You haven't been good to me.
I was compelled
to keep that bomb.
Because she wanted to know the truth.
I got emotional,
so I couldnt blow the fire.
And that bomb blasted..
I dont even remember the bomb incident.
Then what are you talking about?
Remember when you cheated by
putting a handkerchief on my face
and slapped me and ran away.
Yeah, when we were young.
Oh man, Sandy, was this the thing?
Yeah, is this a small thing?
Wait a minute.
Oh, goodness!
Here, slap me too and get your revenge.
Hit me like I hit you.
Hit me, but support
these jungles for me.
Hit me, slap me, and get your revenge.
If this is what satisfies you, Sandy!
Sandy bro, youve become emotional, bro.
Hurry up and hit me,
I need to go elsewhere also.
Hey.
Youve started crying.
Ive found my
friend after so long.
Sandy.
They've become friends, bro.
Congratulations, bro.
Congrats to you too.
Love you, Illti.
Bro, I feel like kissing you.
You wont be able to.
- Why?
You don't have a top lip.
But Sandy is with you, bro.
Tell me, you need to
take revenge from whom?
From Rana!
Let's go!
The public demands roads,
that's why were building highways.
If the public demands
trees and jungles
we'll turn all of
Punjab full of them.
They didnt even spare Rana.
Uncle.
She beats a lot, man!
Uncle, stop.
Uncle, should I hit you?
Why arent you stopping?
We dont have any enmity.
Im your uncle.
You have a blood relation with me.
You ended that blood relation the day
you drowned my entire
family alive in the sea.
Now Ill drown you.
Come on, Uncle, drown here.
Sandy, come here please.
Why are you with him?
They both are the ones
who ruined our plan.
Did you forget about the
car, house, and money?
Weve been waiting
for this day for so long.
We need to cut down the
jungle and build a highway.
Yeah, right.
But Im with them now
if anyones getting cut, its you.
We will!
Well cut you!
Well cut you!
Illti, which game should we play?
Only that game can be played with him.
Lets start.
The police have come, Police!
- Look, Babli Singh is here.
Give me my shoe!
Reports, listen to me.
Don't shoot violence.
The police have arrived.
I won't spare you all.
Inspector, they are
interfering in government work.
Arrest them.
Babli, arrest all of them.
They are interfering in
government work, go arrest them.
They are interfering in government work.
Not in natures laws, right?
Are you out of your mind?
Did you come high on something?
What are you saying?
You're right.
Earlier I was blinded
by the greed for money.
Rana, youve cut down
many trees for this MPs sake.
Now, I wont let you
cut any more jungle.
Oh, Mr. corrupter,
we werent alone in this.
You were also equally
involved, don't you remember?
As if you are innocent.
You are equally guilty.
Yes, I am guilty.
When did I deny it?
Can you see this FIR file?
The first name in this file is my own.
Ill bear the consequences
for what Ive done.
But I wont spare you either.
I think trouble has arrived.
Police officer.
Write my name too.
Its already written.
Everyones name is there.
Why yours?
Ive been setting
fire to the jungle too.
I might be a little guilty too.
I deserve a six-month sentence as well.
Ill go too, Sandy.
Bro, we all will go.
- Really?
Alright, lets ask
the police officer too.
Well go in our car.
Well all go together.
Sandy!
- Illti!
Take care in jail.
Ill bring food for you.
Make sure to bring ladyfinger curry.
Take care of your mustache.
Now, Im not afraid of anyone.
Take care of yourself too.
Goodbye, sister-in-law.
Stay happy.
Lets go.
Gang, here you go.
This will be useful for you.
Thank you, sister.
Amrik, epilepsy or a heart attack?
MP sir, its knee.
You have no sense,
choose one of these two fingers.
This one.
- Epilepsy.
MP Sir had a seizure.
Come quickly.
MP Sir had a seizure.
He's just doing
this to get away.
Nothing has happened to him.
He's just acting.
Throw him in the river.
Come, pick him up.
We'll make him a big minister.
Give me side.
[inaudible chattering]
He called you
sister-in-law casually.
Dont get angry.
Its okay.
Dont make any noise,
I know its you.
I didnt make any noise.
You?
Sparrow!
Siti is that you?
Sitis wife is with him too.
Did you all come?
Look how happy everyone is!
Illti, they were all
upset with you, right?
Yes!
- But now, they are not!
Really!
Now, we will all party.
Are you all happy?
Where did this goat come from?
Look, all relatives are here.
- Everyones happy, right?
Theyve called
all the relatives.
Hello!
Collect the money,
and well all party.
Well party.
84 lakh births occur.
I can feel!
I feel like we must
have met in a past life.
Not just once
we must have met in every lifetime.
Hey, why are you crying?
What should I do?
You always said you wouldnt leave me.
Now you're going to Canada.
Now, you've even get your own home.
You've even get the whole jungle too.
Hey, my dear Illti!
I have some important work.
Ill finish it and come back quickly.
This time, Ill bring my family with me.
Call them!
Dont they know how to board a plane?
I'll have to go and bring them.
And they should also realize that
our village is far better than Calgary.
Ill definitely come back.
Girls going to Canada rarely come back.
Do you understand or not?
Be quiet!
Okay!
Come here!
I found my true love!
Enough now!
Be quiet!
let's go now!
I found my girl!
Will you drop me at the airport
or should I take a lift
from someone else?
Why would you take a
lift from someone else?
I'll drop you.
Come on!
Let's go now!
Let's go now!
"What?"
"My eyes are opening,
beauty is unfolding before me"
"My eyes are opening,
beauty is unfolding before me"
"O dear, just give me a little drink,
I'm craving it"
"Your youth!"
"Your youth is like fire,
you dont need a matchstick."
"O boys be careful,
this girl looks very beautiful"
"Your youth is like fire,
you dont need a matchstick."
"O boys be careful,
this girl looks very beautiful"
"You go to the casino every day,
you buy mascarpone"
"You work out at the gym
and also drink cappuccino"
"Your youth is like fire you
dont need a matchstick"
"Your youth is like fire you
dont need a matchstick"
"O boys be careful,
this girl looks very beautiful"
"Your youth is like fire you
dont need a matchstick"
"O boys be careful,
this girl looks very beautiful"
"O dear, you are so
beautiful and you are my cutie"
"Your cheeks are sweet
and your lips are like cherries"
"I have a firm duty at the
first turn of your house"
"Your youth is like fire you
dont need a matchstick"
"O boys be careful,
this girl looks very beautiful"
"Your youth is like fire you
dont need a matchstick"