I'm Dreaming of a White Doomsday (2017) Movie Script

[logo bangs]
[logo bangs]
[person screams]
[pleasant music]
[toy clicks]
[feet rustle]
- [Riley] Ooh, how
'bout this right here?
[tree leaves rustle]
Put that there.
[tree leaves rustle]
- [Kelly] Where're we gonna
put granny's ornament?
- Ooh, how 'bout right
there next to the garland?
Do you think Santa's
gonna like it?
- Of course I do.
I think he's gonna love it.
- Yeah, yeah, I think
he's gonna love it.
It's got a uh, sort of
a, a post-modern look.
Yes, I think he's really
going to enjoy it.
- Hey, you can't have those.
[Kelly gasps]
Those are for santa.
- What?
Come on.
- You know that Santa
gets first pick,
every single year.
- I do.
I do know this,
and that is why I also know
that these ones here
are his favorite,
so this doesn't really matter.
- I heard that Santa's
having a really hard time
fitting into his suit this year.
- 'Cause he's fat?
- Yeah,
[Simon laughs]
we've gotta watch
over those cookies.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- You know what else?
I think that it
snowed last night.
- Can I go out and
play in the snow?
- Hmm, well, let me see.
Let me think about that.
Of course.
- Yes.
- But, I think you
should ask daddy
to go out and play with you,
after he's done
chewing this cookie.
- I would like to play
in the snow with you,
but I'm supposed
to build a snowman.
- [Kelly] That's right.
- Right, and I don't have
anyone to build it with,
and I need someone
else to build it with.
Do you know anyone that
can build a snowman?
- I can.
- You could build
a snowman with me?
Well, then let's go.
Let's do it, put
your clothes on.
[Kelly chuckles]
- Okay, well you two
have fun, all right?
But bundle up, or you'll
both turn into snowmen.
Riley, you forgot your hat.
[eerie music]
[wind howls]
[wind howls]
[bleak music]
- Mommy, I'm hungry.
- Okay, hun.
I'll make us some
dinner, all right?
All right.
[gas hisses]
- Simon, please.
Are you crazy?
You can't go out there again.
- [Simon] I don't have a choice.
- You're gonna get
yourself killed.
- I'll be fine.
[gun clicks]
That's set to channel two, okay?
Don't open that door for anyone
until you hear
from me, all right?
- Okay.
What about Riley?
He needs you.
[sobs] And I need you.
- What we need is supplies.
We can't sit around down here,
waiting for some magic
solution to show up,
'cause it's not comin',
and if I don't go out there
and get us food and water,
we're dead anyway.
- [sobs] It's just,
I can't, I can't,
I can't do this.
- [Riley] Why are
you crying, mommy?
- Honey, it's okay.
Here, come.
Come here, give me a hug.
Oh boy.
Look, daddy just,
he's gotta go away
for a little while.
- Listen.
I do, I have to go
out for a little bit,
but I'll be back
real soon, all right?
- Where do you have to go?
- Well, I gotta go
out and get more food,
and maybe some clothes.
What do you think?
- And toys?
[Simon laughs]
- Of course.
And toys, of course.
listen, I need you to do
me a favor, all right?
While I'm gone, I need you
to be the man of the house.
You know, take care of
your mom while I'm away.
Think you can do that?
- Yes.
- Yeah?
I know you can.
Come here.
I love you, buddy.
I really do.
All right.
I'll be back.
I'm comin' back, I promise.
- [Kelly] You better.
I love you.
- I love you too.
[Kelly sobs]
- Be careful.
Please be careful.
[stairs creak]
[door groans]
[door groans]
[Riley hums tune]
Hey, hun.
What you drawing there?
- This is our house,
you, and me, and daddy.
- Oh yeah, but wait a minute.
What's wrong with
our heads there?
- Those are our funny masks.
- Oh, I see.
Well, it's coming along nicely.
- When can I go outside to play?
- I'm really sorry, honey,
but we can't go
outside right now.
We have to wait until things
get better out there, okay?
- How long will that take?
- Well, I don't really know,
but how 'bout this?
In the meantime, you can
draw me another picture,
of a robot.
- Yes.
[Kelly laughs]
- I know they're
you're favorite.
- [Riley] Boom, pow, bam.
[eerie music]
[hopeful music]
- I'm here to protect
you from the bad guys.
[Kelly laughs]
- Well, I'm feeling
safer already,
but I can't help but feel
a little underdressed.
- Well, here's your armor.
- Oh, thank you.
And here's your weapon.
- Thank you, Sir Riley.
- Argh, matey.
There be a rough sea ahead.
- Ay, but Captain Riley,
where be the buried treasure?
- Over there.
But it's guarded by a pumpkin
head and his sidekick.
You'll never get
pumpkin-head's treasure.
- Riley, take that
off right now.
- I'm sorry, mommy.
I was just playing.
- No, I'm sorry, honey.
I didn't mean to yell.
I just really don't
like that mask, okay?
It's too scary.
Will you put it back
in the box, please?
- What are these for?
- [Simon] I want you
to hold on to them.
In case things get bad.
[bleak music]
[eerie music]
- Take that.
[imitates explosion]
Blow, I blowed your house up.
Oh, yes, I blew
your other house up.
What are you doing, mommy?
- I just need to go outside
to get more food for us.
- But I'm scared.
- Oh, honey, don't be scared.
It'll be all right.
- But you're not gonna
come home, like daddy.
- Yes I am, honey, I promise.
I'm coming back.
I just, I really need you
to be brave right now, okay?
It's really important.
Can you do that for mommy?
Come here.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
I love you more
than anything, okay?
Oh, god.
It'll be okay, I promise, okay?
It'll be okay.
[door groans]
[door groans]
[door groans]
[eerie music]
[Kelly breathes heavily]
[dirt rustles]
[Kelly gasps]
[metal snicks]
[door groans]
[wind howls]
[hinges screech]
[door groans]
[bleak music]
[door jams]
[bleak music]
[Kelly sobs]
[eerie music]
[Kelly breathes heavily]
- Mommy, I'm scared.
When are you and
daddy coming home?
- Oh, no.
[wind howls]
[door creaks]
[Kelly breathes heavily]
[bleak music]
[Kelly gasps]
[Kelly breathes heavily]
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
[woman inhales]
[Kelly gasps]
- Please.
You have to help me.
- Oh my god.
What happened to you?
- Derek.
He just,
oh god.
My brother Derek and I were
looking for a place to camp,
and it just came out of nowhere.
Derek shot at it,
but it just kept
coming, and the,
I could hear him screaming.
Even through his
mask I could hear it.
I just sat here.
I just sat here
and listened to my
brother get torn apart.
[Kelly exhales]
- Can you walk?
[bone cracks]
[woman gasps]
[woman breathes heavily]
- My leg, it's not good.
- I'm sorry.
I have a son.
- Fuck!
You can't leave me here.
Come back.
No, please.
Come back.
[Kelly exhales]
[Riley breathes softly]
[Riley breathes softly]
- Ow.
[pebbles rustle]
[ominous music]
[bleak music]
Let's see what we've got.
[water churns]
- Can we listen to
Santa music, mommy?
- You know what?
I think we might
be able to do that.
Let me see.
All right, let's see this.
All right, and it sounds.
All right, fingers crossed.
Oh [mumbles].
I'm sorry, hun,
there's no batteries.
I don't know what to tell you.
[sobs gently]
Let's see if that works.
[cheerful music]
[Kelly laughs]
There we go.
- And there.
- All right.
- And there.
And in the middle, there.
- [Kelly] All right.
- And down here.
- [Kelly] Okay.
Take that.
Last one, okay.
Good job.
- It's perfect.
- Yes it is,
but, mister, you better
start your letter to Santa,
because it's
Christmas Eve already.
- Yes.
But how do we get it to the
North Pole without the mailman?
- Well, I know a
very special way,
but you have to write,
"To the North Pole"
on the outside of the letter,
so it doesn't get lost.
Okay, well, normally we would
need a chimney to do this,
but I think this is
gonna work out just fine.
Okay, can you hold that?
And get a match.
All right.
You ready for this?
[subdued music]
[wind howls]
[Santa breathes heavily]
[bag clinks]
[chimes jingle]
[relaxing festive music]
[Kelly sighs]
[meat sizzles]
[wind howls]
[Santa breathes deliberately]
[Santa breathes deliberately]
You know, it is Christmas Eve.
How would you like
to open one present?
- Yes.
[Kelly chuckles]
It's Melvin.
You found him.
- Well, he is your
favorite, right?
- [Riley] Yeah, he's the
boss of the toxic crusaders.
- Oh wow.
Merry Christmas, honey.
I love you.
- I love you too.
- You know, I have
one more surprise.
[Riley gasps softly]
I hope you saved
room for dessert.
- Cookies!
- Those are all for you, honey.
[Kelly sobs quietly]
[wind howls]
- I'm not gonna stop fighting
until you lose and I win.
- Hey, hey honey?
It's time for bed, okay?
We need to get to sleep
or Santa's not gonna come.
- Can Melvin come too?
- Um, I think we can make
some room for a crusader.
- He's a toxic crusader.
- Well, I think
we could make room
even for a toxic crusader, okay?
Let's get to bed.
- Do you think Santa will be
able to find us down here?
- Of course I do, honey.
Santa's magic.
He can find us no matter
where we are, okay?
So don't even worry about that.
In the morning,
when you wake up,
you're gonna have so many
toys and so many presents
you're not gonna
know where to start.
- Will daddy be there too?
- Yeah, yeah.
And daddy'll be there
when we wake up,
and we'll all be together again.
And it'll be just like
it used to be, okay?
Get some sleep.
- I love you, mommy.
- I love you too.
I love you too honey.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
[Christmas music]
How did you get this
much fuzz all over you?
What were you doing,
rolling on the floor?
- [Riley] No.
- [Kelly] Can you,
can you, like, sit up?
- [Simon] What do you
think, it's 111, 112?
Degrees in here?
- [Kelly] Oh my god,
- That's normal, right?
- Right, can you, can
you work with me here?
Just, can you sit
up straight please?
Can't we just get this done?
- Come on guys, get it together.
[Kelly sighs]
- I don't wanna
wear this anymore.
[Simon laughs]
- Look, granny spent a lot
of time making this for you,
so you're gonna wear it
and your gonna like
it, you understand?
- But it's itchy.
[Kelly sighs]
- Look, I know.
I know it's itchy.
Come on, we gotta get this
picture taken for granny,
and then we're done and
it's over and that's it.
- Yeah, and we'll never
hear the end of it.
- Seriously?
- No, no.
- I can't.
- I didn't say a word.
- Ow.
- Oh boy, don't
you look festive.
[Kelly laughs]
- Okay.
- Wow.
- But I still think
there's something missing.
I know.
- Now what is this?
Oh, god, come on.
[Kelly laughs]
- What do you think, mom?
Has dad been naughty or nice?
[woman and Kelly laugh]
- Don't do this.
- Oh, sounds naughty to me.
What do you think?
- Naughty.
[woman and Kelly laugh]
- Come on, man, no.
- Let's see, yeah, definitely,
definitely naughty, yeah.
- That's fine.
That's good.
- Yeah, definitely naughty.
- Okay.
[woman laughs]
This is fine.
- Go.
- Got some hair there.
[Kelly laughs]
- [Woman] Perfect.
- This is a good time
in the day.
- Okay, and,
move that here,
- Put that there.
Maybe can you move a
little bit for me, please?
- Here we go.
- Just, yeah.
- All right, great.
- Thank you.
- Grandma's gonna
see my shirt, too.
- Okay, so on the
count of three,
I want everybody to say,
"Merry Christmas," okay?
One, two, three.
- [All] Merry Christmas.
- [Woman] And just one more.
- [All] Merry Christmas.
- All right, I think we
got some really good ones.
Just hang tight.
I'm gonna go print one out
and we can check on 'em.
- See, that's it.
We survived.
It wasn't so bad.
- Oh no, aside from
my pride taking a hit,
this was wonderful.
- All right, ow.
And you gotta seat
all to yourself now.
Man, that's a bony butt.
Ah, all right, well,
I think we should get
the deluxe package.
But is that gonna
be enough wallets?
- Oh, I don't know.
I mean, unless you plan
on handing them out
at a baseball game, I
think a hundred's okay.
- Ha, ha.
And I really like both of
those Christmas borders.
I wonder if I can get two
different ones for the cards.
Where is she?
Excuse me.
[eerie music]
[breathes softly]
- I have your picture.
You have such a lovely family.
[eerie music]
[Kelly gasps]
That's perfect.
Hold that pose.
[Kelly gasps]
[Kelly screams]
[siren blares]
[explosions boom]
[Kelly gasps]
[Kelly sobs]
- Mommy, mommy, Santa
came, Santa came.
- Simon?
Riley, come over here right now.
- Santa?
[skin crackles]
- Riley, now.
- Please, please
just let me die.
[Riley chokes]
- No!
[skull thuds]
[Kelly sobs]
[Man exhales]
[chimes jingle]
[dirt crackles]
[eerie music]
No, Riley.
Oh, my baby.
Come on.
Wake up.
You wake up.
No, baby!
My baby.
[somber music]