Invention (2024) Movie Script
1
Ok nice and aligned
like there's a rope on top of your head.
Just balanced from a cloud and
youre just kind of nice and relaxed.
Okay so let's hear it
I want all the way back to here
I want you to like you were at a stadium
and you were seeing the Cowboys win
the whole enchilada
I want you at that volume and that excitement
tell me something you like about yourself.
Something what now?
That you like about yourself
Okay
I like my enthusiasm and
my ability to project my voice.
Okay that was fair.
I like my ability -
I like my ability -
The Dallas Cowboys!
I like my ability to connect with
people on and one to one level.
Miss?
I just got off the phone with
the insurance company
and
the cremation is covered
I told you it would be
however there is a processing
fee from the funding company
It is 3.75%
or a minimum of $125
In this case 3.75% is $72.75 so
unfortunately its going to be the $125
that I have to factor in.
Have you
selected an urn for your dad?
Is that included?
Unfortunately that would be a private expense
you would have to pay for that.
Whats the most basic option?
Well the most basic option would be
the black plastic box thats
issued from the crematorium.
Thats fine.
Thank you.
Hi Carrie
I just wanted to say again
that I was so sorry to
hear about your Dad.
And to let you know
that I boxed up his things
and put them in the
attic for you to go through.
So potential renters might be
coming through this week
so if you could let them
in that would be great.
I hope youre find time to
just
be in the midst of life.
Uh, Ms. Hernandez, as you know our-
Fernandez.
Sorry, Fernandez, sorry.
Ms. Fernandez, as you know
our firm has been assigned
the responsibility of
quantifying and distributing
the assets and liabilities
of your fathers estate.
As a third party executor
basically Im here to
simplify the process for you.
Okay.
We take on the
responsiblity of handling
the various legitimate claims
made on the decedents estate
libailities like credit cards and
loan debts, unpaid fees, medical bills
and those to whom promises
were made and signed.
What promises?
Ms. Fernandez, your dad had a...
different approach to personal finances.
Yeah, Im aware.
In addition to accounts at nearly
all the federal savings banks
and checking accounts at credit
unions in at least three states
your dad was also doing
business as multiple people.
These accounts were
under his given name
Juan Fernandez, as well as John Fernandez
John Brown, John Farney, John Phyfe
and he also had numerous
LLCs with the money funneling
between them and the personal
accounts most of which had
less than S500 in them.
But he was living in a really nice house.
Your dad was living off investor
funds for the last few years
investors to whom he
wrote personal guarantees
meaning they now have
claims against the estate.
Ok, well I mean I wasnt
really expecting anything
to be honest with you so
Your dad did set up a
trust for you two years ago
separate from the estate.
Really?
Yeah, the trust contains a
it contains a patent.
A patent? For what?
Well your father left
you the patent for a
electromagnetic healing device.
Okay.
This is some literature
The device was recalled by the FDA
so its currently in legal limbo.
Naturally.
Im actually not interested.
Well you do have time to think about it
the trust also had a safety deposit box
which contained a key.
Here it is.
Just let me know if
you have any questions.
Are you Tony?
Yeah, Im Tony.
Sorry, I think that
maybe you knew my dad?
Dr. J?
Dr. J?
Yeah?
You are Dr. Js daughter?
I had no idea that
he had any children.
Okay.
Im very sorry about, uh...
No no, its ok, thank you.
Thank you sorry,
I dont mean to disturb you-
No no no its fine
we were friends.
Yeah, I-
its nice to meet you.
I think that maybe you
were in business together?
Oh business, well...
Your father was
a very charming,
very brilliant man and
half the time I didnt know
what he was talking about but
he occasionally got
me a little, you know
pulled in to some of his
more colorful ideas and
I invested some money
in some of his schemes and
Got some of my friends
to invest as well and
we all lost money.
But you know I never-
Do you know why he
chose to move here?
Oh I dont know,
I think people come here
because they feel like
its a great place
for reinvention?
Starting over?
Thats why I came here.
You know, if he was
looking for investors
people with deep
pockets, theyre here.
Hey Paul, this is Dr. Js daughter.
Ah. Hi.
There are people here
who are willing to spend
thousands of dollars on a
Duncan Phyfe replica
you know? So.
Do we have some water
in case my throat gets dry?
The thing is I may
want to talk to you
Yeah Ill try to remember
to just picture a face
right in the camera.
Yeah live its a lot easier
for me even if Im recording
if I have people
its just a different feel.
Well, let's begin the talk today
with the concept of
why are vitamins
and minerals important?
There's been controversy around this.
Certainly you may have even
had your own physician tell you
that vitamins and minerals
simply create expensive urine.
That's not necessarily
always the case.
I think it important
concept to understand
as we get started on this topic
is one of every three
Americans will develop cancer.
So why are vitamins
and minerals important?
I think it's because
health is important and
the prevention of disease rather
than the treatment of disease
is going to be where
health care will be going
in the next 5 to 10 years,
hopefully sooner than that.
This is a list of the top ten items
purchased in a grocery store.
So you can see from this
list this is certainly not any of
many of the things that have
appeared on the food pyramid list
and you should also be
aware that these are also things
that will adversely affect
your health many of them
and we'll be talking
about that in this series
And later talks down the road.
Are you here to see the house?
Wheres Dr. J?
Hes dead.
What!?
I just cant believe it
Im shocked.
Your dad was so...
he was really
the smartest person I ever met
I feel so lucky to have met him, really.
I started with this
really almost debilitating TMJ
just causing this pain like these horrible migraines
I went down to Mexico, was on Tramadol for awhile
and that really messed with my digestive system
Ive been struggling with IBS
and I went to so many doctors I poured like
thousands and thousands of dollars down my throat
trying to fix these problems
I was on elimination diet after elimination diet
I cut out nightshades
sugar
coffee
wine
wheat
lectins
you name it, and none of it worked
and then when I met Dr. J
I just felt like
this is it.
Simple.
And you know I started with two minutes
once a month
and that was really all I could do it was all I could handle
it was too intense.
And now over the course of this year
I worked up to ten minutes a week.
Im sorry, I have to ask
I know this sounds crazy but
do you think your dad was offed?
No, I dont think so...
I mean he was pretty high risk
he had pneumothorax
lung issues for a long time.
Im sorry to ask I just
I had to because
you know he was doing
really revolutionary work.
He was a genius.
I cant believe Im saying was,
I really cant believe it!
He was changing peoples lives.
Think about this
What really is Washington DC?
What is the Vatican?
What is the inner city of London?
Theyre all independent city-states.
Even the inner city of
London is not part of England.
What do they have on display
which is common to all three?
An obelisk.
Ancient Egyptian mythology
it represents
the lost penis
of Osiris.
Thank you Paul.
If you could?
Oh ok.
Can we catch up on this later?
Yeah yeah, I got it.
Its all true!
So did you believe in the tech?
Well
as far as I understood it
sure.
Everything is vibrating
on an atomic level.
Everything in the store.
The flint locks
the crystal
those vases
the bust of John Locke
that Grecian couch.
Theyre all vibrating
within themselves and in
communication with each other.
Every cell in your body
is vibrating and communicating.
If we could
tune those communications on the
biophotonic level
itd be a game changer.
Sounds pretty good right?
Did you ever use it?
Uh, no I got a stent, so...
But I could have sold
the hell out of that thing.
But your father, with all due respect
he was such a control freak.
He wouldnt give me access,
he wouldnt let me be involved
with any of the business stuff.
He wouldnt even let
me see the prototype
before he sent it out
for that product run
and then it had to be
a medical grade device
it couldnt just be
a therapeutic object.
The FDA recalled the
whole thing, it was just...
It was such a mess.
And I could have sold it.
Thats what I do.
I sell objects.
Oh thats just my nephew
Sham, he works here.
How are you?
Cut
Alright, thats it.
Yay!! Wrap on Tony!
Yeah, that was fun.
The whole things been so
much fun, thank you so much.
So, just so you know,
like, order wise
this is coming off you
talking to Tony and hes saying
I can sell objects. Thats what I do.
And then he walks in?
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe you can ask her if
they have places like this in Texas.
Do they have places
like this in Texas?
Yeah.
Its the same stupid country.
Your dad -
You think he was the type of person
who believed in the American dream?
No.
I think he believed in his own dreams.
Do you believe in his dreams?
No.
What do you believe in?
What do I believe in?
Yeah
I dont know.
I think this way.
This place was just
a farm when I was a kid.
Capitalism.
Everybodys trying to figure
out a way to make a buck.
Sham!
Did you find the end?
Where is it?
Go this way.
Turn that way and
youll find the door.
Go through the door
and youre there.
The story was basically
Alice whos this girl
saw this rabbit with
a like kind of clock.
And she followed him
because she was
interested in what he was
gonna do and where
he was gonna lead her.
And it never tells if this was
a dream or if actually it happened.
Come here often?
I never been here before.
But fancy yoga moms bring
their kids here on the weekends
and you look like them
so I figured youd like it.
Oh you think Im fancy?
Your dads house
was pretty fancy.
My dad lived beyond his means
he cant afford that house.
Just keeping up
with appearances.
Thats why his estate
was such a mess.
The real fancy people wear
sweatpants in public like you.
How do you know so
much about fancy people?
Just observing.
Did your dad take you to
places like this when you were a kid?
No.
He wasnt really into kids.
What was he into?
Barnes and Nobles.
Sharper Image.
Gadgets.
He grew up Jehovas Witness
and then Pentecostal and
then became a doctor and then
got into Chinese Medicine
and then Reiki and
flower essences.
And um
energy...
Yeah you kind of had to
buy into whatever he was
into at the moment or else
there wasnt really a connection.
And then later on he
was into lasers and then
conspiracy.
And then he went
bankrupt and then
started working for a
pyramid scheme in Utah
selling laser healing
frequency machines
and working on feral cats.
Do you believe in all that?
No.
Not really.
My dad was nuts too.
Oh yeah? How so.
My sister found this article
You could put a dead body
in this pod and bury it underground
and it turns into a tree.
And we chose walnut.
Thats pretty good.
Is this your friend here?
Yeah, only one I got.
Thats what your nose is gonna
look like in a hundred years.
So, the movement sits there
and you attach the face
with these little
tapered metal pins.
The clock was
the perfect invention.
It worked mechanically
utilizing the earths
gravitational pull.
One side is the time,
one side is the...
is the bell
marking the hour.
And the pendulum goes on here.
And it swings back and forth.
And each time it swings
theres a gear in there
that moves one notch.
And that divides up the time.
Its relatively accurate
without anyone paying
any attention to it.
Did you know
about my dads machine?
Well vaguely, I mean
I understood what the idea was.
Any reason why you didnt
invest in it, like Tony did?
Im just a mere peasant.
I dont have that much
money to invest in anything.
I have to be very cautious.
It was a good idea.
I dont see why something
like that couldnt work.
The body is electric.
Even Walt Whitman was
concerned about electricity.
So what would it mean if I took the patent?
So a patent doesnt really
allow you to do anything.
Like most forms of property its
real power is the right to exclude.
For example:
This is my property.
G et the fuck off my lawn.
A patent is a property right issued by
the government of the United States.
Your dad was given a patent because
what he created in the legal nomenclature
novel and nonobvious.
Not in the sense that you or I
might use those words, of course.
Those are terms of art.
So if they issued him a
patent does that mean that
they thought the machine worked?
Not exactly.
A patent is a kind of proposition, lets say.
Its an agreement between
a citizen and the country that says
heres this cool thing I came up with
you can use it eventually but
give me some time to figure it out.
And the government gives
you maybe 20 years to try
and turn it into something tangible.
Thats what this country
is kind of all about right?
That ideas are as valuable as
the products you can turn them into.
Is that true?
Yes.
So, typically, a person would transfer
their intellectual property to the business
and then leave their kids
some shares of the business.
So that fact that your
dad left you something
left you the patent
thats special.
Do you think he left it
for me because
he wanted me to fight the recall?
No idea. You knew
him better than I did.
Hes a new breed of medical doctor
Hes a degreed medical doctor,
went to medical school and all of that
but hes also willing to look
beyond conventional medicine
for solutions to what ails us and hes
taking your phone calls this morning
470-5444
And we all know we have stress.
All of us are experiencing stress youre right
its the age, its the disease of the
90s if you want to look at it that way
You were saying something
interesting about the number...
Tthe percentage of phone calls to doctors?
Yes, actually now in the country
in the recent past few years
about 85 percent
of the prescriptions filled
at retail pharmacies
are for stress related drugs
such as Valium and Xanax
85%!
Its very important to understand
that we do have some natural options
and one of the things
wed like to talk about today
is some of the natural ways
that people can reduce stress.
Certainly there are the
conventional routes we can use
but we do have several interesting
ideas for your viewers wed like to share today.
Weve got some really neat things,
one of them is this gadget here.
Were going to take a very quick
break and when we come back
were gonna show you
how this little gadget works
it actually is supposed to help reduce stress
and help you maybe
physically deal with the stress
and were going to come back and
take your phone calls too so stay close
well be back in one minute.
Were making an improvised film
we gotta let the magic happen.
Wow, these are my dads real notes.
Intuition versus psychic
What stops flow
of being intuitive or being psychic?
Example: limiting belief.
Hello?
Hi.
Hey.
I believe you guys were involved in
the manufacture of a medical device?
And Im just wondering if you have
any records or paperwork still on file?
What was the device?
It was like a vibrational
healing machine.
You calling that a medical device?
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
What are you a lawyer?
Representing someone injured by the-
No, no, Im Doctor Js daughter.
Got it, interesting.
Whats your dad up to?
He was a wild character.
Oh, he died.
Thats why Im here.
Got it.
Um, we may still have some stuff.
Itll be in the office if we have it.
All right just hover,
hang close to the wall.
It looks scarier than it is, so.
Alright lets see here.
Yeah we made like
50 of those things?
I think they placed an
order for 500 at the time.
And then we got... after
the first run they ghosted us
and we just never heard from them again.
Really.
Is vibronic a word?
...I dont know.
Ok, sorry, let me just figure
out what year were looking at here.
Yeah, I assumed
they took them overseas
just went with foreign manufacturing.
Why?
Cheaper, I mean.
Save a buck and...
Yeah, these are, um
some marketing materials.
Theres still some stuff kicking
around, I feel like theres
a parts list? I dont know theres some
sort of binder that I kind of remember.
One of these, you know
I see this stuff around sometimes...
Oh yeah.
Alright I think this is your dads.
Yeah, definitely.
Thats pretty much it. I doubt t
heres anything else kicking around
so, hopefuly thats helpful.
Ok, it is, its so helpful,
thank you so much.
When did your father pass?
A few weeks ago.
You married?
No?
Well, Ill say a prayer for you
and keep you in my thoughts.
Um, you really dont have
to do that, thank you though.
This is perfect. Do you want to make
copies or anything or am I ok to take these?
No you can have it.
You a Christian?
No, not personally.
Well, want to say a little prayer?
I always find it helpful.
Now?
Get down here with me, come on.
Lord Jesus Christ, we bow our heads and
ask you to please...
sorry whats your name?
Carrie.
Please look over Carrie right now in her time of need.
She just lost her father and she has nobody
shes dealing with a
complicated situation all by herself.
No family or friends to help her right now.
No husband, no children.
Shes all alone Lord Jesus Christ and
completely navigating this experience.
She really could use your help and comfort
in a trying time like this
and hopefully shes able to
find some strength and comfort
not only in you and your love
but also in her fellow man
as she deals with this
experience all by herself
we ask that she not be lonely
that you look over her
and take care of her, Amen.
Thank you.
No problem.
This will give you that rush
but not give you a surge down
Yes, it tends to be a balanced approach.
It doesnt give you the surge down
in fact the Siberian Ginseng helps repair
the glands in the body that produce energy.
This is actually a mushroom
that tends to attach to a caterpillar.
This is in the Tibetan mountains and in China,
high in the mountains above 3000 feet.
Theres not many herbs that I would call
intelligent herbs but this one actually knows
what your body needs, it
affects so many different things.
Between the two of you,
you have lost a hundred pounds?
Hundred and six.
How have you done it?
Through the hypnosis and healthy eating.
She would put this directly on my arm
on the bicep muscle she
would find a certain location
and this would shoot in infrared laser beam,
an infrared beam through that muscle.
Can you turn these on?
See heres what they look
like, if youre wearing them
even with your eyes closed you
see the pulsating and the colors
but youre seeing much more than what
youre seeing with your eyes open right here.
Its called a biofeeding device,
its a light and sound machine.
You dont have to do that but
you can show them if you want.
Yeah, you just put em on the earlobes like that.
Hypnosis is what we use
at Positive Changes because
it helps us change our habits
and the way we think about food
because many times when were overweight
its not because were hungry all the time physically.
Its because were
stressed or were bored.
Or we eat because were angry.
Ooh, boy did I hear a series of them this morning
describing whats going on
behind the scenes
of everything, and hes
connected it back to this guy
that Ive known about for a long time
Albert Pike
who was a thirty...
third? Is that the highest order?
Or thirty forth degree Mason?
Yeah, but thats based on the idea that theres
a big conspiracy and a shadow government
controlling everything and its all this conspiracy
well money is always controlling everything.
What are you thinking about?
For a second I was thinking about
how sad you must be.
Ive done what youre doing before.
When did he die?
Three years ago.
Thats why I came back here
to look after him.
He needed physical
therapy, he didnt have money
and my uncle didnt want to pay for it.
Thought Id come out to the
shire and start a new life.
And?
What did you do in Boston?
I dont even remember anymore.
I fucked around, I hung out with my friends.
I drank, I partied, I worked.
I even did a
I thought I was gonna be a
standup comedian or something.
But mostly what I ended up
doing was working at Fedex
and packing mayonnaise jars.
Researchers did not expect
to find warming and deoxygenation
in shallower flowing rivers.
Since life in water depends on
temperature and dissolved oxygen
the researchers hope this
study serves as a wake up call.
Warming and deoxygenated
rivers have significant impa--
Are you Henry?
Its pronounced Henri but
I am.
I believe you knew my Dad, Dr. J?
Yes I did. Youre his daughter?
I am.
How can I help you?
Sorry if this is a bad time
to tell you this but
he actually passed away
a couple weeks ago.
I had a few questions
I am so sorry.
Its okay.
Are you okay?
No.
And how did you meet my dad?
We met at a silent meditation retreat.
It was like a seven day retreat and
after three days I was going crazy
and so was he and
we just started talking and we werent
supposed to talk so wed do it in secret
but it was just very bonding.
And he told me about his ideas
and this invention
and I was like I can help you with that.
I know venture capital people out in Silicon Valley
and I can set you up with them.
And you know I tried and
he was just very like,
he was a little paranoid about
people taking control of his,
you know, brain child.
And, you know, he turned away from that
and I was a little annoyed
with him because I really
put my own reputation on the line
to help him out and he just
ended up going with these
small money people who
I think just kind of like led him astray.
Hmm, what do you mean?
This whole FDA recall thing,
that wouldnt have happened
with my VC people.
You know, these people were just amateurs.
And maybe there was something
a little fishy about their intentions?
Like were they really trying to
help him or just trying to rip him off?
Cause that happens. People have a great idea
and then people come along and they try to
use the person.
So, I dont know, I think
it was too bad what happened.
Do you smoke pot?
One of my favorite things to do is
to just sit right here and read Walden.
Have you read it?
No? You should its really important.
Hes asking what are we doing here and why?
Your dad was always asking those questions.
Well, his answer was always
to eject into another dimension.
Thats true
but we live in a world that in a big way
so its understandable to be pulled in that direction.
Its very nice meeting you.
Actually I came here cause I wanted
to know if you had any paperwork leftover
from any of the business
that you did with my dad?
Why you have the patent?
Maybe.
How do you not know?
No I know, I just dont know,
I dont know if Im gonna take it or not.
Well, if you dont want to take it, I will buy it from you.
In a heartbeat.
May I? Can I buy it? Ill buy it.
Ill think about it.
Its nice here isnt it.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
When my dad was dying
he requested us to play this 528 hertz
um, thing.
This is true?
Thats true.
When he was dying?
Yeah, so I just played it on his phone
but he couldnt hear it.
Were you there when he died?
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
He wanted you to play this while he was dying?
And you did?
Of course, if thats what he wanted.
And he died with this music on?
Wow.
But you really couldnt even hear it
because the hospital was so loud.
I see.
And, date of death?
October 5, 2021
Do you have the death certificate?
Yes, I do.
I have the case number too if you
need it but you want it in a pdf file?
But I specifically booked with your airline because
you do offer a bereavement discount.
I know but you dont qualify.
What do you mean I dont qualify hes dead.
Maam we sorry for the
misunderstanding and for your loss but
the terms do stipulate that travel must
take place two weeks from the date of passing.
But my travel was in the span of two weeks.
Outbound and return flights
must both be within two weeks.
Ok, what business is it of the airline to tell me
how long it takes to bereave!
We know you have many choices when
you fly and we do appreciate your business.
How bout those people with loud motorcycles?
That was my opener.
Remember how people could just
lie to you cause you couldnt check it?
Like if you swallowed one of your boogers
it takes seven years to digest?
Picking your nose was their problem, not yours.
They just wanted to control you.
Are these jokes?
Theyre the best I got.
Are these the jokes?
Wheres the punchline?
- Youre the one who told me do it.
- I dont even hear a punchline in this.
Theres a reason I didnt
end up being a comedian.
Sometimes when Im
swimming in the ocean
I worry that a shark is
gonna come and get me
but it never happens.
But then sometimes when Im in a pool
I imagine myself what I would do
if there was a shark in there with me
and I would just get out.
Anybody ever take you to smoke
some week and next thing you know
you want to move to a
small town and cut yourself off
from all technology and never
speak to anyone you know again?
Women have taken this whole gender
equality thing so far that guys cant even
reply to I have a boyfriend
line by saying lucky guy.
You ever read about old Greek shit?
You know about Persephone?
She, uh
was the representation of spring.
The story goes that
Hades came
and kidnapped her, abducted her,
and took her down into the underworld.
But the truth is that her mom made a deal with God
Zeus
Zeus is the one who let the
devil take Persephone down there.
The devil was just doing his job.
And the real truth is
that the Greeks just wanted
a metaphorical story to make sure
people wouldnt eat too much during winter.
Did you like your dad?
Sometimes.
What did you like about him?
He was funny.
What sort of jokes did he tell?
He didnt really tell jokes.
Why was he funny then?
I dont know he made weird sounds and stuff.
Sometimes I really liked him.
Do one of the sounds.
When did he make that sound?
If he was feeling a lot of energy
he said hed get really hot and hed go
He did that once at a basketball game
when some woman was
singing the national anthem
he was so moved he was just
profusely sweating.
Energy!
There are these concrete people
as I like to call them
and theyre not open to anything
and I dont waste my time with that.
But if theres an opening
and they seem receptive and you can
drop a hint here, drop a hint there
and the next thing you know
youre having a conversation.
Were building communities.
And you know these oligarchies, these
centralized communities, theyre gone.
Were gonna be decentralized.
Were gonna be focused more on ourselves.
Were gonna be doing more sustainable stuff.
This house is gonna run on
a magnet this big.
Your car could run on something the size of a quarter.
Theres no need for fossil fuels
Theres no need for any of it
And weve known this!
This is within our reach.
And it would be happening a lot faster
if people like your dad hadnt been taken out.
Yeah, why did you ask
if I thought he was offed?
His work was going to make a lot of
very powerful phamaceutical companies
obsolete overnight.
These pine needles
are the same thing as a 100 dollar bill.
The world is built on belief
and it could change
just like that.
Did your dad pay his taxes?
No.
Good.
Listen.
The worlds about to change.
We are facing a reality where
we have been controlled
we have been owned
each of us has a number.
We have an unbelievable value.
Your name...
youre worth billions of
dollars as an individual
our names have been sold
over and over and over again.
England owns us, owns the whole country.
In 1871 America became a corporation
and this charade is about to end.
Probably next month.
And when that happens
people are gonna freak out.
But they shouldnt
because theres a whole
quantum banking system
alongside of it and when it flips
youre gonna see money
coming into your bank account.
All the taxes you ever paid.
Really?
And were gonna have to
go back to 1950s prices again.
Cars will be like 1400 dollars.
What year was your dad born?
Exactly.
Oh, the Lords been good to me
and so I thank the Lord
for giving me the things I need
the sun and the rain and the apple seed.
What did Tony say about my dad?
He said he was famous
and he used to be on TV.
I think its a little more complicated than that.
How so?
What does he say about him though?
What does he think about him?
He said he was some sort of health nut.
But did he think he was smart?
Yeah, everyone knew he was wicked smart.
I have the machine upstairs.
Cool.
I have the prototype of the
machine upstairs my dad left it to me.
Nice that he left you something.
Come here.
Come here.
Ill take off.
...youve got your water.
Chlorine and fluorine are always the big issues.
When you take a 20 minute to 30 minute shower
you get the equivalent of about eight
glasses of water of Chlorine in your body--
Get out of here!
Through the skin.
Do you have any questions or can I help you?
I dont think so.
Whats in here?
Its so small!
Have many people been looking at the house?
No.
Stinkbug
Do you know when this house was built?
18th to 19th century?
I dont know everything
cause Im just filling in.
So, I hate delivering the news, but
it looks almost certain there
arent going to be any funds left
in the estate once we pay
back the remaining debts.
Oh.
Ok.
Can I ask you something?
Do you think that there is a chance
that maybe someone had it in for him?
Can I be honest?
I think your dad was paranoid and reckless.
So you think that the machine is a farce?
I dont think that matters.
He could have been manufacturing Christmas ornaments
and it still would have gone very poorly for him.
Well, I have decided that
Im gonna take the patent.
Really.
What are your plans?
Well I dont know I just feel like
my dad really got his audience wrong
you know?
I mean Tesla said if you want
to know the secrets of the universe
you have to think in terms of
energy and frequency and vibration.
- I did not know that.
- Yes.
And so he had these big ideas,
but he was just thinking in small terms
and so I just wonder
what it could have done
if it had gotten in the right hands.
I kind of think there were
some other forces at play
to be honest with you.
I think that the manufacturer
could easily have purposely
thrown one of the runs
and just manufactured his own version of it overseas.
Legally? No.
Do you think there was a conspiracy?
I just saying there's a million places
where it could have gone wrong.
I went and talked to some of
these guyslike you told me to
and they're all assholes.
None of them are trustworthy.
Was your dad trustworthy?
Youre trying to get me to believe
this narrative, right?
Which in real life people
were always speculating...
Everybody was a conspiracy
theorist in my dads life.
And then mixed with Covid and stuff.
Oh big time.
Was your dad offed? Was your dad offed?
As a human person, as a human being
youre not just chemicals and chemistry.
Youre also electrical.
Frequencies are based on
the electromagnetic part
of the human body, of your body.
And you have cells in your body
These cells are like your cell phone in that
if I dial your cell phone number
I need to dial it exactly right to get you.
If Im off one number we get someone else
like a different frequency.
Well your body is full of
trillions of cells that make up
your organs, your liver,
your brain, your heart.
If you watch television, you know
what a frequency-based device is like.
Literally, when you watch
TV there are frequencies
coming in to your television
through the airwaves.
What this device is designed
to do, how it helps you is
what if your frequencies get out of balance?
Have you ever tried to start a car
in the winter and it wont turn over?
The batterys dead.
And you have to charge the battery back up.
Well your cells are batteries,
theyre literally like batteries.
And if your energy is low in the batteries
they dont tend to work as well
then you have symptoms...
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Before signing up
you boys ought to try a
little taste of Dr. Isms formula.
Its called Heaven Knows
Intuition equals internal knowingness.
Example: a feeling.
The purpose of being intuitive is
to be connected and know truth.
Connected to what?
To the universe.
In parentheses he says: me.
Its like midnight.
Sorry.
I know how you feel.
When my dad died it was like
a horse kicked me in the head.
I was even younger than you.
You know, Emerson said that of all
the ways to lose a person death is the kindest.
Do you think we could get
the machine back on the market?
Oh yeah, that would be great.
Honey, I dont have those kinds of connections.
You dont?
Its really difficult to get
a recall reversed, you know?
Itd be nice to know if it worked.
Id like to get my money back.
Sorry.
Its disappointing.
So in summary.
I wish you a lot of luck and success
as we head into the new millenium
in making your lifestyle changes for the long term.
Ok nice and aligned
like there's a rope on top of your head.
Just balanced from a cloud and
youre just kind of nice and relaxed.
Okay so let's hear it
I want all the way back to here
I want you to like you were at a stadium
and you were seeing the Cowboys win
the whole enchilada
I want you at that volume and that excitement
tell me something you like about yourself.
Something what now?
That you like about yourself
Okay
I like my enthusiasm and
my ability to project my voice.
Okay that was fair.
I like my ability -
I like my ability -
The Dallas Cowboys!
I like my ability to connect with
people on and one to one level.
Miss?
I just got off the phone with
the insurance company
and
the cremation is covered
I told you it would be
however there is a processing
fee from the funding company
It is 3.75%
or a minimum of $125
In this case 3.75% is $72.75 so
unfortunately its going to be the $125
that I have to factor in.
Have you
selected an urn for your dad?
Is that included?
Unfortunately that would be a private expense
you would have to pay for that.
Whats the most basic option?
Well the most basic option would be
the black plastic box thats
issued from the crematorium.
Thats fine.
Thank you.
Hi Carrie
I just wanted to say again
that I was so sorry to
hear about your Dad.
And to let you know
that I boxed up his things
and put them in the
attic for you to go through.
So potential renters might be
coming through this week
so if you could let them
in that would be great.
I hope youre find time to
just
be in the midst of life.
Uh, Ms. Hernandez, as you know our-
Fernandez.
Sorry, Fernandez, sorry.
Ms. Fernandez, as you know
our firm has been assigned
the responsibility of
quantifying and distributing
the assets and liabilities
of your fathers estate.
As a third party executor
basically Im here to
simplify the process for you.
Okay.
We take on the
responsiblity of handling
the various legitimate claims
made on the decedents estate
libailities like credit cards and
loan debts, unpaid fees, medical bills
and those to whom promises
were made and signed.
What promises?
Ms. Fernandez, your dad had a...
different approach to personal finances.
Yeah, Im aware.
In addition to accounts at nearly
all the federal savings banks
and checking accounts at credit
unions in at least three states
your dad was also doing
business as multiple people.
These accounts were
under his given name
Juan Fernandez, as well as John Fernandez
John Brown, John Farney, John Phyfe
and he also had numerous
LLCs with the money funneling
between them and the personal
accounts most of which had
less than S500 in them.
But he was living in a really nice house.
Your dad was living off investor
funds for the last few years
investors to whom he
wrote personal guarantees
meaning they now have
claims against the estate.
Ok, well I mean I wasnt
really expecting anything
to be honest with you so
Your dad did set up a
trust for you two years ago
separate from the estate.
Really?
Yeah, the trust contains a
it contains a patent.
A patent? For what?
Well your father left
you the patent for a
electromagnetic healing device.
Okay.
This is some literature
The device was recalled by the FDA
so its currently in legal limbo.
Naturally.
Im actually not interested.
Well you do have time to think about it
the trust also had a safety deposit box
which contained a key.
Here it is.
Just let me know if
you have any questions.
Are you Tony?
Yeah, Im Tony.
Sorry, I think that
maybe you knew my dad?
Dr. J?
Dr. J?
Yeah?
You are Dr. Js daughter?
I had no idea that
he had any children.
Okay.
Im very sorry about, uh...
No no, its ok, thank you.
Thank you sorry,
I dont mean to disturb you-
No no no its fine
we were friends.
Yeah, I-
its nice to meet you.
I think that maybe you
were in business together?
Oh business, well...
Your father was
a very charming,
very brilliant man and
half the time I didnt know
what he was talking about but
he occasionally got
me a little, you know
pulled in to some of his
more colorful ideas and
I invested some money
in some of his schemes and
Got some of my friends
to invest as well and
we all lost money.
But you know I never-
Do you know why he
chose to move here?
Oh I dont know,
I think people come here
because they feel like
its a great place
for reinvention?
Starting over?
Thats why I came here.
You know, if he was
looking for investors
people with deep
pockets, theyre here.
Hey Paul, this is Dr. Js daughter.
Ah. Hi.
There are people here
who are willing to spend
thousands of dollars on a
Duncan Phyfe replica
you know? So.
Do we have some water
in case my throat gets dry?
The thing is I may
want to talk to you
Yeah Ill try to remember
to just picture a face
right in the camera.
Yeah live its a lot easier
for me even if Im recording
if I have people
its just a different feel.
Well, let's begin the talk today
with the concept of
why are vitamins
and minerals important?
There's been controversy around this.
Certainly you may have even
had your own physician tell you
that vitamins and minerals
simply create expensive urine.
That's not necessarily
always the case.
I think it important
concept to understand
as we get started on this topic
is one of every three
Americans will develop cancer.
So why are vitamins
and minerals important?
I think it's because
health is important and
the prevention of disease rather
than the treatment of disease
is going to be where
health care will be going
in the next 5 to 10 years,
hopefully sooner than that.
This is a list of the top ten items
purchased in a grocery store.
So you can see from this
list this is certainly not any of
many of the things that have
appeared on the food pyramid list
and you should also be
aware that these are also things
that will adversely affect
your health many of them
and we'll be talking
about that in this series
And later talks down the road.
Are you here to see the house?
Wheres Dr. J?
Hes dead.
What!?
I just cant believe it
Im shocked.
Your dad was so...
he was really
the smartest person I ever met
I feel so lucky to have met him, really.
I started with this
really almost debilitating TMJ
just causing this pain like these horrible migraines
I went down to Mexico, was on Tramadol for awhile
and that really messed with my digestive system
Ive been struggling with IBS
and I went to so many doctors I poured like
thousands and thousands of dollars down my throat
trying to fix these problems
I was on elimination diet after elimination diet
I cut out nightshades
sugar
coffee
wine
wheat
lectins
you name it, and none of it worked
and then when I met Dr. J
I just felt like
this is it.
Simple.
And you know I started with two minutes
once a month
and that was really all I could do it was all I could handle
it was too intense.
And now over the course of this year
I worked up to ten minutes a week.
Im sorry, I have to ask
I know this sounds crazy but
do you think your dad was offed?
No, I dont think so...
I mean he was pretty high risk
he had pneumothorax
lung issues for a long time.
Im sorry to ask I just
I had to because
you know he was doing
really revolutionary work.
He was a genius.
I cant believe Im saying was,
I really cant believe it!
He was changing peoples lives.
Think about this
What really is Washington DC?
What is the Vatican?
What is the inner city of London?
Theyre all independent city-states.
Even the inner city of
London is not part of England.
What do they have on display
which is common to all three?
An obelisk.
Ancient Egyptian mythology
it represents
the lost penis
of Osiris.
Thank you Paul.
If you could?
Oh ok.
Can we catch up on this later?
Yeah yeah, I got it.
Its all true!
So did you believe in the tech?
Well
as far as I understood it
sure.
Everything is vibrating
on an atomic level.
Everything in the store.
The flint locks
the crystal
those vases
the bust of John Locke
that Grecian couch.
Theyre all vibrating
within themselves and in
communication with each other.
Every cell in your body
is vibrating and communicating.
If we could
tune those communications on the
biophotonic level
itd be a game changer.
Sounds pretty good right?
Did you ever use it?
Uh, no I got a stent, so...
But I could have sold
the hell out of that thing.
But your father, with all due respect
he was such a control freak.
He wouldnt give me access,
he wouldnt let me be involved
with any of the business stuff.
He wouldnt even let
me see the prototype
before he sent it out
for that product run
and then it had to be
a medical grade device
it couldnt just be
a therapeutic object.
The FDA recalled the
whole thing, it was just...
It was such a mess.
And I could have sold it.
Thats what I do.
I sell objects.
Oh thats just my nephew
Sham, he works here.
How are you?
Cut
Alright, thats it.
Yay!! Wrap on Tony!
Yeah, that was fun.
The whole things been so
much fun, thank you so much.
So, just so you know,
like, order wise
this is coming off you
talking to Tony and hes saying
I can sell objects. Thats what I do.
And then he walks in?
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe you can ask her if
they have places like this in Texas.
Do they have places
like this in Texas?
Yeah.
Its the same stupid country.
Your dad -
You think he was the type of person
who believed in the American dream?
No.
I think he believed in his own dreams.
Do you believe in his dreams?
No.
What do you believe in?
What do I believe in?
Yeah
I dont know.
I think this way.
This place was just
a farm when I was a kid.
Capitalism.
Everybodys trying to figure
out a way to make a buck.
Sham!
Did you find the end?
Where is it?
Go this way.
Turn that way and
youll find the door.
Go through the door
and youre there.
The story was basically
Alice whos this girl
saw this rabbit with
a like kind of clock.
And she followed him
because she was
interested in what he was
gonna do and where
he was gonna lead her.
And it never tells if this was
a dream or if actually it happened.
Come here often?
I never been here before.
But fancy yoga moms bring
their kids here on the weekends
and you look like them
so I figured youd like it.
Oh you think Im fancy?
Your dads house
was pretty fancy.
My dad lived beyond his means
he cant afford that house.
Just keeping up
with appearances.
Thats why his estate
was such a mess.
The real fancy people wear
sweatpants in public like you.
How do you know so
much about fancy people?
Just observing.
Did your dad take you to
places like this when you were a kid?
No.
He wasnt really into kids.
What was he into?
Barnes and Nobles.
Sharper Image.
Gadgets.
He grew up Jehovas Witness
and then Pentecostal and
then became a doctor and then
got into Chinese Medicine
and then Reiki and
flower essences.
And um
energy...
Yeah you kind of had to
buy into whatever he was
into at the moment or else
there wasnt really a connection.
And then later on he
was into lasers and then
conspiracy.
And then he went
bankrupt and then
started working for a
pyramid scheme in Utah
selling laser healing
frequency machines
and working on feral cats.
Do you believe in all that?
No.
Not really.
My dad was nuts too.
Oh yeah? How so.
My sister found this article
You could put a dead body
in this pod and bury it underground
and it turns into a tree.
And we chose walnut.
Thats pretty good.
Is this your friend here?
Yeah, only one I got.
Thats what your nose is gonna
look like in a hundred years.
So, the movement sits there
and you attach the face
with these little
tapered metal pins.
The clock was
the perfect invention.
It worked mechanically
utilizing the earths
gravitational pull.
One side is the time,
one side is the...
is the bell
marking the hour.
And the pendulum goes on here.
And it swings back and forth.
And each time it swings
theres a gear in there
that moves one notch.
And that divides up the time.
Its relatively accurate
without anyone paying
any attention to it.
Did you know
about my dads machine?
Well vaguely, I mean
I understood what the idea was.
Any reason why you didnt
invest in it, like Tony did?
Im just a mere peasant.
I dont have that much
money to invest in anything.
I have to be very cautious.
It was a good idea.
I dont see why something
like that couldnt work.
The body is electric.
Even Walt Whitman was
concerned about electricity.
So what would it mean if I took the patent?
So a patent doesnt really
allow you to do anything.
Like most forms of property its
real power is the right to exclude.
For example:
This is my property.
G et the fuck off my lawn.
A patent is a property right issued by
the government of the United States.
Your dad was given a patent because
what he created in the legal nomenclature
novel and nonobvious.
Not in the sense that you or I
might use those words, of course.
Those are terms of art.
So if they issued him a
patent does that mean that
they thought the machine worked?
Not exactly.
A patent is a kind of proposition, lets say.
Its an agreement between
a citizen and the country that says
heres this cool thing I came up with
you can use it eventually but
give me some time to figure it out.
And the government gives
you maybe 20 years to try
and turn it into something tangible.
Thats what this country
is kind of all about right?
That ideas are as valuable as
the products you can turn them into.
Is that true?
Yes.
So, typically, a person would transfer
their intellectual property to the business
and then leave their kids
some shares of the business.
So that fact that your
dad left you something
left you the patent
thats special.
Do you think he left it
for me because
he wanted me to fight the recall?
No idea. You knew
him better than I did.
Hes a new breed of medical doctor
Hes a degreed medical doctor,
went to medical school and all of that
but hes also willing to look
beyond conventional medicine
for solutions to what ails us and hes
taking your phone calls this morning
470-5444
And we all know we have stress.
All of us are experiencing stress youre right
its the age, its the disease of the
90s if you want to look at it that way
You were saying something
interesting about the number...
Tthe percentage of phone calls to doctors?
Yes, actually now in the country
in the recent past few years
about 85 percent
of the prescriptions filled
at retail pharmacies
are for stress related drugs
such as Valium and Xanax
85%!
Its very important to understand
that we do have some natural options
and one of the things
wed like to talk about today
is some of the natural ways
that people can reduce stress.
Certainly there are the
conventional routes we can use
but we do have several interesting
ideas for your viewers wed like to share today.
Weve got some really neat things,
one of them is this gadget here.
Were going to take a very quick
break and when we come back
were gonna show you
how this little gadget works
it actually is supposed to help reduce stress
and help you maybe
physically deal with the stress
and were going to come back and
take your phone calls too so stay close
well be back in one minute.
Were making an improvised film
we gotta let the magic happen.
Wow, these are my dads real notes.
Intuition versus psychic
What stops flow
of being intuitive or being psychic?
Example: limiting belief.
Hello?
Hi.
Hey.
I believe you guys were involved in
the manufacture of a medical device?
And Im just wondering if you have
any records or paperwork still on file?
What was the device?
It was like a vibrational
healing machine.
You calling that a medical device?
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
What are you a lawyer?
Representing someone injured by the-
No, no, Im Doctor Js daughter.
Got it, interesting.
Whats your dad up to?
He was a wild character.
Oh, he died.
Thats why Im here.
Got it.
Um, we may still have some stuff.
Itll be in the office if we have it.
All right just hover,
hang close to the wall.
It looks scarier than it is, so.
Alright lets see here.
Yeah we made like
50 of those things?
I think they placed an
order for 500 at the time.
And then we got... after
the first run they ghosted us
and we just never heard from them again.
Really.
Is vibronic a word?
...I dont know.
Ok, sorry, let me just figure
out what year were looking at here.
Yeah, I assumed
they took them overseas
just went with foreign manufacturing.
Why?
Cheaper, I mean.
Save a buck and...
Yeah, these are, um
some marketing materials.
Theres still some stuff kicking
around, I feel like theres
a parts list? I dont know theres some
sort of binder that I kind of remember.
One of these, you know
I see this stuff around sometimes...
Oh yeah.
Alright I think this is your dads.
Yeah, definitely.
Thats pretty much it. I doubt t
heres anything else kicking around
so, hopefuly thats helpful.
Ok, it is, its so helpful,
thank you so much.
When did your father pass?
A few weeks ago.
You married?
No?
Well, Ill say a prayer for you
and keep you in my thoughts.
Um, you really dont have
to do that, thank you though.
This is perfect. Do you want to make
copies or anything or am I ok to take these?
No you can have it.
You a Christian?
No, not personally.
Well, want to say a little prayer?
I always find it helpful.
Now?
Get down here with me, come on.
Lord Jesus Christ, we bow our heads and
ask you to please...
sorry whats your name?
Carrie.
Please look over Carrie right now in her time of need.
She just lost her father and she has nobody
shes dealing with a
complicated situation all by herself.
No family or friends to help her right now.
No husband, no children.
Shes all alone Lord Jesus Christ and
completely navigating this experience.
She really could use your help and comfort
in a trying time like this
and hopefully shes able to
find some strength and comfort
not only in you and your love
but also in her fellow man
as she deals with this
experience all by herself
we ask that she not be lonely
that you look over her
and take care of her, Amen.
Thank you.
No problem.
This will give you that rush
but not give you a surge down
Yes, it tends to be a balanced approach.
It doesnt give you the surge down
in fact the Siberian Ginseng helps repair
the glands in the body that produce energy.
This is actually a mushroom
that tends to attach to a caterpillar.
This is in the Tibetan mountains and in China,
high in the mountains above 3000 feet.
Theres not many herbs that I would call
intelligent herbs but this one actually knows
what your body needs, it
affects so many different things.
Between the two of you,
you have lost a hundred pounds?
Hundred and six.
How have you done it?
Through the hypnosis and healthy eating.
She would put this directly on my arm
on the bicep muscle she
would find a certain location
and this would shoot in infrared laser beam,
an infrared beam through that muscle.
Can you turn these on?
See heres what they look
like, if youre wearing them
even with your eyes closed you
see the pulsating and the colors
but youre seeing much more than what
youre seeing with your eyes open right here.
Its called a biofeeding device,
its a light and sound machine.
You dont have to do that but
you can show them if you want.
Yeah, you just put em on the earlobes like that.
Hypnosis is what we use
at Positive Changes because
it helps us change our habits
and the way we think about food
because many times when were overweight
its not because were hungry all the time physically.
Its because were
stressed or were bored.
Or we eat because were angry.
Ooh, boy did I hear a series of them this morning
describing whats going on
behind the scenes
of everything, and hes
connected it back to this guy
that Ive known about for a long time
Albert Pike
who was a thirty...
third? Is that the highest order?
Or thirty forth degree Mason?
Yeah, but thats based on the idea that theres
a big conspiracy and a shadow government
controlling everything and its all this conspiracy
well money is always controlling everything.
What are you thinking about?
For a second I was thinking about
how sad you must be.
Ive done what youre doing before.
When did he die?
Three years ago.
Thats why I came back here
to look after him.
He needed physical
therapy, he didnt have money
and my uncle didnt want to pay for it.
Thought Id come out to the
shire and start a new life.
And?
What did you do in Boston?
I dont even remember anymore.
I fucked around, I hung out with my friends.
I drank, I partied, I worked.
I even did a
I thought I was gonna be a
standup comedian or something.
But mostly what I ended up
doing was working at Fedex
and packing mayonnaise jars.
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Are you Henry?
Its pronounced Henri but
I am.
I believe you knew my Dad, Dr. J?
Yes I did. Youre his daughter?
I am.
How can I help you?
Sorry if this is a bad time
to tell you this but
he actually passed away
a couple weeks ago.
I had a few questions
I am so sorry.
Its okay.
Are you okay?
No.
And how did you meet my dad?
We met at a silent meditation retreat.
It was like a seven day retreat and
after three days I was going crazy
and so was he and
we just started talking and we werent
supposed to talk so wed do it in secret
but it was just very bonding.
And he told me about his ideas
and this invention
and I was like I can help you with that.
I know venture capital people out in Silicon Valley
and I can set you up with them.
And you know I tried and
he was just very like,
he was a little paranoid about
people taking control of his,
you know, brain child.
And, you know, he turned away from that
and I was a little annoyed
with him because I really
put my own reputation on the line
to help him out and he just
ended up going with these
small money people who
I think just kind of like led him astray.
Hmm, what do you mean?
This whole FDA recall thing,
that wouldnt have happened
with my VC people.
You know, these people were just amateurs.
And maybe there was something
a little fishy about their intentions?
Like were they really trying to
help him or just trying to rip him off?
Cause that happens. People have a great idea
and then people come along and they try to
use the person.
So, I dont know, I think
it was too bad what happened.
Do you smoke pot?
One of my favorite things to do is
to just sit right here and read Walden.
Have you read it?
No? You should its really important.
Hes asking what are we doing here and why?
Your dad was always asking those questions.
Well, his answer was always
to eject into another dimension.
Thats true
but we live in a world that in a big way
so its understandable to be pulled in that direction.
Its very nice meeting you.
Actually I came here cause I wanted
to know if you had any paperwork leftover
from any of the business
that you did with my dad?
Why you have the patent?
Maybe.
How do you not know?
No I know, I just dont know,
I dont know if Im gonna take it or not.
Well, if you dont want to take it, I will buy it from you.
In a heartbeat.
May I? Can I buy it? Ill buy it.
Ill think about it.
Its nice here isnt it.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
When my dad was dying
he requested us to play this 528 hertz
um, thing.
This is true?
Thats true.
When he was dying?
Yeah, so I just played it on his phone
but he couldnt hear it.
Were you there when he died?
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
He wanted you to play this while he was dying?
And you did?
Of course, if thats what he wanted.
And he died with this music on?
Wow.
But you really couldnt even hear it
because the hospital was so loud.
I see.
And, date of death?
October 5, 2021
Do you have the death certificate?
Yes, I do.
I have the case number too if you
need it but you want it in a pdf file?
But I specifically booked with your airline because
you do offer a bereavement discount.
I know but you dont qualify.
What do you mean I dont qualify hes dead.
Maam we sorry for the
misunderstanding and for your loss but
the terms do stipulate that travel must
take place two weeks from the date of passing.
But my travel was in the span of two weeks.
Outbound and return flights
must both be within two weeks.
Ok, what business is it of the airline to tell me
how long it takes to bereave!
We know you have many choices when
you fly and we do appreciate your business.
How bout those people with loud motorcycles?
That was my opener.
Remember how people could just
lie to you cause you couldnt check it?
Like if you swallowed one of your boogers
it takes seven years to digest?
Picking your nose was their problem, not yours.
They just wanted to control you.
Are these jokes?
Theyre the best I got.
Are these the jokes?
Wheres the punchline?
- Youre the one who told me do it.
- I dont even hear a punchline in this.
Theres a reason I didnt
end up being a comedian.
Sometimes when Im
swimming in the ocean
I worry that a shark is
gonna come and get me
but it never happens.
But then sometimes when Im in a pool
I imagine myself what I would do
if there was a shark in there with me
and I would just get out.
Anybody ever take you to smoke
some week and next thing you know
you want to move to a
small town and cut yourself off
from all technology and never
speak to anyone you know again?
Women have taken this whole gender
equality thing so far that guys cant even
reply to I have a boyfriend
line by saying lucky guy.
You ever read about old Greek shit?
You know about Persephone?
She, uh
was the representation of spring.
The story goes that
Hades came
and kidnapped her, abducted her,
and took her down into the underworld.
But the truth is that her mom made a deal with God
Zeus
Zeus is the one who let the
devil take Persephone down there.
The devil was just doing his job.
And the real truth is
that the Greeks just wanted
a metaphorical story to make sure
people wouldnt eat too much during winter.
Did you like your dad?
Sometimes.
What did you like about him?
He was funny.
What sort of jokes did he tell?
He didnt really tell jokes.
Why was he funny then?
I dont know he made weird sounds and stuff.
Sometimes I really liked him.
Do one of the sounds.
When did he make that sound?
If he was feeling a lot of energy
he said hed get really hot and hed go
He did that once at a basketball game
when some woman was
singing the national anthem
he was so moved he was just
profusely sweating.
Energy!
There are these concrete people
as I like to call them
and theyre not open to anything
and I dont waste my time with that.
But if theres an opening
and they seem receptive and you can
drop a hint here, drop a hint there
and the next thing you know
youre having a conversation.
Were building communities.
And you know these oligarchies, these
centralized communities, theyre gone.
Were gonna be decentralized.
Were gonna be focused more on ourselves.
Were gonna be doing more sustainable stuff.
This house is gonna run on
a magnet this big.
Your car could run on something the size of a quarter.
Theres no need for fossil fuels
Theres no need for any of it
And weve known this!
This is within our reach.
And it would be happening a lot faster
if people like your dad hadnt been taken out.
Yeah, why did you ask
if I thought he was offed?
His work was going to make a lot of
very powerful phamaceutical companies
obsolete overnight.
These pine needles
are the same thing as a 100 dollar bill.
The world is built on belief
and it could change
just like that.
Did your dad pay his taxes?
No.
Good.
Listen.
The worlds about to change.
We are facing a reality where
we have been controlled
we have been owned
each of us has a number.
We have an unbelievable value.
Your name...
youre worth billions of
dollars as an individual
our names have been sold
over and over and over again.
England owns us, owns the whole country.
In 1871 America became a corporation
and this charade is about to end.
Probably next month.
And when that happens
people are gonna freak out.
But they shouldnt
because theres a whole
quantum banking system
alongside of it and when it flips
youre gonna see money
coming into your bank account.
All the taxes you ever paid.
Really?
And were gonna have to
go back to 1950s prices again.
Cars will be like 1400 dollars.
What year was your dad born?
Exactly.
Oh, the Lords been good to me
and so I thank the Lord
for giving me the things I need
the sun and the rain and the apple seed.
What did Tony say about my dad?
He said he was famous
and he used to be on TV.
I think its a little more complicated than that.
How so?
What does he say about him though?
What does he think about him?
He said he was some sort of health nut.
But did he think he was smart?
Yeah, everyone knew he was wicked smart.
I have the machine upstairs.
Cool.
I have the prototype of the
machine upstairs my dad left it to me.
Nice that he left you something.
Come here.
Come here.
Ill take off.
...youve got your water.
Chlorine and fluorine are always the big issues.
When you take a 20 minute to 30 minute shower
you get the equivalent of about eight
glasses of water of Chlorine in your body--
Get out of here!
Through the skin.
Do you have any questions or can I help you?
I dont think so.
Whats in here?
Its so small!
Have many people been looking at the house?
No.
Stinkbug
Do you know when this house was built?
18th to 19th century?
I dont know everything
cause Im just filling in.
So, I hate delivering the news, but
it looks almost certain there
arent going to be any funds left
in the estate once we pay
back the remaining debts.
Oh.
Ok.
Can I ask you something?
Do you think that there is a chance
that maybe someone had it in for him?
Can I be honest?
I think your dad was paranoid and reckless.
So you think that the machine is a farce?
I dont think that matters.
He could have been manufacturing Christmas ornaments
and it still would have gone very poorly for him.
Well, I have decided that
Im gonna take the patent.
Really.
What are your plans?
Well I dont know I just feel like
my dad really got his audience wrong
you know?
I mean Tesla said if you want
to know the secrets of the universe
you have to think in terms of
energy and frequency and vibration.
- I did not know that.
- Yes.
And so he had these big ideas,
but he was just thinking in small terms
and so I just wonder
what it could have done
if it had gotten in the right hands.
I kind of think there were
some other forces at play
to be honest with you.
I think that the manufacturer
could easily have purposely
thrown one of the runs
and just manufactured his own version of it overseas.
Legally? No.
Do you think there was a conspiracy?
I just saying there's a million places
where it could have gone wrong.
I went and talked to some of
these guyslike you told me to
and they're all assholes.
None of them are trustworthy.
Was your dad trustworthy?
Youre trying to get me to believe
this narrative, right?
Which in real life people
were always speculating...
Everybody was a conspiracy
theorist in my dads life.
And then mixed with Covid and stuff.
Oh big time.
Was your dad offed? Was your dad offed?
As a human person, as a human being
youre not just chemicals and chemistry.
Youre also electrical.
Frequencies are based on
the electromagnetic part
of the human body, of your body.
And you have cells in your body
These cells are like your cell phone in that
if I dial your cell phone number
I need to dial it exactly right to get you.
If Im off one number we get someone else
like a different frequency.
Well your body is full of
trillions of cells that make up
your organs, your liver,
your brain, your heart.
If you watch television, you know
what a frequency-based device is like.
Literally, when you watch
TV there are frequencies
coming in to your television
through the airwaves.
What this device is designed
to do, how it helps you is
what if your frequencies get out of balance?
Have you ever tried to start a car
in the winter and it wont turn over?
The batterys dead.
And you have to charge the battery back up.
Well your cells are batteries,
theyre literally like batteries.
And if your energy is low in the batteries
they dont tend to work as well
then you have symptoms...
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Before signing up
you boys ought to try a
little taste of Dr. Isms formula.
Its called Heaven Knows
Intuition equals internal knowingness.
Example: a feeling.
The purpose of being intuitive is
to be connected and know truth.
Connected to what?
To the universe.
In parentheses he says: me.
Its like midnight.
Sorry.
I know how you feel.
When my dad died it was like
a horse kicked me in the head.
I was even younger than you.
You know, Emerson said that of all
the ways to lose a person death is the kindest.
Do you think we could get
the machine back on the market?
Oh yeah, that would be great.
Honey, I dont have those kinds of connections.
You dont?
Its really difficult to get
a recall reversed, you know?
Itd be nice to know if it worked.
Id like to get my money back.
Sorry.
Its disappointing.
So in summary.
I wish you a lot of luck and success
as we head into the new millenium
in making your lifestyle changes for the long term.