Iron Invader (2011) Movie Script
Hey.
How's it looking there, bro?
Well, that depends.
Do you want the good news,
or the bad news?
There's good news?
No, actually that's
the bad news
No good news?
There's no good news.
Why do you got to ask me
that and get my hopes up?
Relax, it's just
a figure of speech.
So, how bad is bad?
Well, if my math is correct...
That is a big if.
Like I said if
my math is right,
we're about 3 grand
in the hole.
Holy cow!
I don't know how we're going
to buy the window casings
or the gutters.
What do you mean?
We don't have another grant
payment coming?
Not until we finish this room,
which we can't do without more
money to buy more supplies.
Just put it on
the credit card.
The credit card?
Ethan the credit card has
been maxed for weeks.
I say we cut our losses,
get out of this sink hole.
You're kidding me, right?
We're halfway done,
we can't stop now.
Not to mention the fact
that Mom and Dad
devoted their lives to this.
Get your head
out of your ass!
I thought that's why
we were doing this.
[sighs]
Holy cow.
It's not that bad,
it's not the end of the world.
I'm talking about that!
There's something falling
from the sky.
Wow.
[explosion]
What the...?
Better call the Sheriff!
What?
Aghhh!!!!!
There!
Cool.
[whistles]
This is awesome.
It's like a spaceship
or something.
It's not a spaceship.
Look at those weird symbols
on the wreckage.
It's Russian.
A Russian spaceship.
It's not a spaceship
you big dork.
Well, what is it?
I don't know, probably
a satellite.
How do you know?
I saw this thing on TV once.
Hundreds of them
floating up there
sometimes they stop working
and they crash to Earth.
Think Greg Oropolus knows?
No, looks like he slept
right through it.
Figures.
What do you reckon
we do with it?
I don't know, I guess we
should call the Space Agency
or the Feds or something.
Why?
So we can get full
body cavity searches?
Okay, well what do you want
to do with it?
Sell it.
Satellites are worth
a lot of money.
It's junk, Ethan.
Who's going to want
to buy junk?
(Both): Earl.
I've got a tarp in the back
we can wrap it all up in.
[car engine starting]
What the heck is that?
Beats me.
Maybe it's one of those
giant gorilla things
you put on car wash roofs.
Would you take your car
to a place that had that
on the roof?
I guess not.
What's up guys?
Morning Max.
Can I get you some coffee
or something?
Yeah, coffee would be great,
thanks man.
Damn Earl, what the heck
you making?
Oh, that there, Ethan, is
what you call an Iron Golem.
An Iron what?
An Iron Golem, it's
from Jewish folklore.
Certain rabbis used to create
these giant servants
to protect the townsfolk.
You mean like a scarecrow?
I'm building it for
the town centennial.
Going to be a surprise.
Yeah, it's definitely
going to be that.
Beautiful, ain't it?
Oh, it's definitely unique.
Yeah.
Yup.
Definitely.
Unique.
So, what brings you boys
out yonder?
I've got something I want
to show you.
[chuckles]
[crows cawing]
[dog barking]
Well, what you got here?
A satellite.
It crash landed on Greg
Oropolis's place this morning.
It's Russian.
You don't say?
Old Greg Oropolis,
he don't want it?
Finders keepers.
[chuckles]
I'll give you 200.
I was thinking more
along the lines of 2000.
What are you, nuts?
It's just a pile
of scrap metal!
The heck it is, that's genuine
space debris, Earl.
Yeah, and there's
gold and silver
in some of that metal
too and you know it.
Okay, I'll give you 500.
Well, I tell you what.
It's only because
I like you boys
and that's the only reason.
I'll go to 800.
[Bell tolling]
Well don't look at me
like that.
I mean it's Russian space junk
not even made in America.
I could have gotten
him up to 1000
if you hadn't jumped in!
I would have covered
all the gutters.
Yeah, but whose idea was it
to sell it?
Spare me, Einstein.
Holy cow.
I didn't know she was back.
Neither did I.
You okay, bro?
You look like you just saw
a ghost.
Aren't you going
to go say hi?
What for?
What for?
Are you kidding me?
The love of your life just
walked by!
That was a long time ago,
Ethan.
Exactly, so why are you
still holding a grudge.
Go get the gutters, okay?
[radio music]
Max!
I need a refill!
Alright.
You're out of beer, Grandpa.
You want me to go into town
and get you some?
Do bears crap in the woods?
I'll take that
as a yes.
That boy.
[car engine running]
Lover boy.
Shut up, go.
Just get the gutters,
would ya.
Amanda.
Jake.
Hi.
So, when did you get
back into town?
A few days ago,
staying at my Aunt's.
I've been meaning
to call you.
Okay, sure.
Come on, of course I was
going to call you.
Just getting settled in.
And having a bit of culture
shock coming back to Redeemer.
I can imagine.
So, who is this lovely
young lady?
This is my daughter, Claire.
Hi, Claire.
I'm Jake.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm an old friend
of your moms.
What do you think of
our little town?
It's okay, I guess.
Takes a bit of getting
used to.
I bet it does, it must be a
really big change for you, huh?
Yeah, it's the smallest town
I've ever seen.
[Laughs]
Yeah, it might be but it's also
what makes it so special.
I'm going to go wait
in the car, Mom.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too,
Claire.
Seems like a great kid.
She is.
And things are good for you?
You're still working as
a biology teacher, right?
I'm getting a divorce.
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
You guys seemed like
the perfect couple.
Well, we were at one time.
That must be pretty hard
for Claire I guess, huh?
She's hanging in there.
Mom, lets go!
You guys moving
back here then?
No, we're just staying
with my Aunt
until I can figure things out.
Right.
I think Claire would go crazy
if we stayed here.
You never know.
She may grow to like
it here.
Well, I should get going,
my Aunt's expecting us back.
Right, okay.
It's good to see you, Jake.
It's good to see you too,
Amanda.
Wait a sec, would you like
to maybe get dinner sometime?
I don't think so, Jake.
I think I really need to spend
some time alone, you know?
I understand.
It's okay.
But if there's anything that
I can help you with,
anything at all,
just let me know.
That's sweet, thanks.
I'm sure we'll bump
into each other again.
I'm sure we will.
[car engine starting]
Bye.
See ya.
[radio music]
[static]
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
Alright, lets get your hand
on you.
[metal clanging sounds]
[metal clanging sounds]
There we go.
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[loud radio frequency]
[buzz from torch]
[loud radio frequency]
[buzz from torch]
Ohhh!!!!
[radio announcer reporting
football game]
Woo hoo!
Yee ha!
[laughs]
There you go baby,
go go go.
[radio static]
What? Oh God, not now!
[radio static]
Oh for the love of God.
Alright.
What did I do this time,
Lord?
[dramatic music]
Aargh!!!!!!
[saw buzzing]
I'm still waiting to hear
how it went with Amanda.
I told you.
I don't want
to talk about it.
Did she say how long
she was here for?
Not very long.
Look I put aside a little money
for Greg Oropolous.
Greg Oropolous?
What for?
As a finders fee.
He didn't find it,
we found it!
Yeah I know we found it,
but we found it on his land.
You're right Jake.
Poor guy's been having
a harder time than us.
That's why you're
the big bro.
Whatever.
Sarcastic.
Don't burn the place down.
I'll just keep working.
I doubt that.
[car engine starting]
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
You okay?
What happened?
I think so.
Somebody knocked me out
and stole my statue.
What?
How could someone have taken
the statue?
Well you can see it's gone,
can't you?
Alright, come on,
let's get you inside,
we'll call the Sheriff.
You alright?
[whistling and singing to himself]
Alright.
About time we got
a little action.
Pow!
Watch out man.
Only in Redeemer.
Sheriff, come in.
Well I hope you've got
something exciting
because this is
turning out to be
one very boring Saturday night.
I just received a call from
Earl up at the scrap yard.
Well, better than nothing.
What is it this time, kids
throwing fire crackers
in his yard?
No sir, someone stole
one of his metal sculptures.
[chuckles]
Who would want to steal
something made of junk?
Did you get a description
of the thief?
No sir.
Says they knocked him out cold
before he could see who it was.
Uh huh.
Really.
What does this sculpture
look like?
He says it's 17 feet tall
and weighs about a ton.
[laughs]
a ton,
you need a tractor trailer
to steal something that big.
I imagine so, Sheriff.
Uh huh.
Well I guess we best keep our
eyes peeled for large vehicles
moving through town, huh?
Copy that sir.
This is a bad idea, Grandpa.
Those thieves couldn't have
gotten very far.
There's only one road
out of this town
and if we move fast
we can catch them.
I just really think you should
let the Sheriff handle it.
That flat foot can't even
handle an old lady.
Now lets go get
the bastards!!!!!!!
No, no, you
need to calm down.
Okay, take a breath,
have a seat,
I'll get you a beer
or something.
Are you chickening out
on me, son?
No, no, I'm not.
I just think we should
wait for the Sheriff.
Alright.
I'll catch the bastards
myself.
Grandpa.
They're long gone.
Hi Ethan.
Amanda Spelling,
I haven't seen you in ages.
You look the same
as when I left.
You haven't aged a bit.
Still got your baby face.
You're still just as pretty.
I hear you're some smarty
pants Science teacher.
You could say that.
I came by to see Jake,
is he around?
You just missed him.
He should be back soon,
if you want to wait.
I could get you something
to drink.
I'm sure he'd love
to see you.
No, it's alright, I have
to get back to my Aunts.
You should have seen his
fe when he saw you today.
Like he'd seen a ghost.
Poor guy, I came
to apologize.
Apologize for what?
I could have been nicer.
Seeing your high school
sweetheart after 16 years
when you're going
through a nasty divorce
is not the best timing.
Don't worry about it.
He knows you're going
through a tough time.
Will you tell him that I'll try
to stop by before I leave?
Will do.
Hey, either of you boys
married yet?
Not me, I still got
wild oats to sow,
I don't know what
Jakes problem is.
He hasn't had a
long-term relationship
with anyone but you.
I think you're the only girl
he's ever liked.
Steve!
Steve, it's Jake Hampton,
you around?
I got something for you.
Hey Steve.
Steve?
Steve?
[knocking]
It's Jake Hampton, you home?
[dramatic music]
[crash]
[dramatic music]
Raargh!!
[dramatic music]
Hey Ethan, what's up
with the lights?
Hey!
[dramatic music heightens]
Ethan!
[dramatic music heightens]
Ethan?
Ethan?
Ethan?
Oh no, no, no, no, Ethan?
Ethan?
[dramatic music]
What the?
[dramatic music]
[static radio]
Sheriff, come in.
[whistling]
Sheriff, are you there?
[whistling]
Bill, do you copy?
What's up honey bunny?
I just got a call
from Jake Hampton,
his brother's been killed.
What?
Ethan? How?
Jake says that Ethan was
killed by Earl's statue.
Very funny,
let me guess the Hampton boys
are playing a practical joke?
Those boys and pranks.
It's not a prank, Bill.
Jake swears that he saw
it with his own eyes
and he gave the same
description that Earl did.
Alright, on my way.
I hate this place.
[light knock]
You're still up?
It's not my fault, the internet
here is the worst.
I finally just got my emails
open now.
Okay, come on, shut it down
now sweetie.
You can read them
in the morning.
I want to finish writing
back to Daddy first.
Okay.
it's lights out, deal?
Why can't you and Daddy
just make up?
Because we just can't.
Not this time.
Yeah.
Night Claire.
Good night Mom.
[dramatic music]
Oh come on.
[dramatic music]
Oh my God.
Mom!
Are you okay?
Are we having
an earthquake?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Auntie Beth!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
[sirens wailing]
What's going on, Jake?
My brothers dead.
I'm so sorry.
Woah, Ethan.
Jenny come in.
Jenny come in.
Go ahead Sheriff.
Wake the coroner and tell
him to get his butt
down to Jake's place pronto.
Is it Ethan?
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
Oh my God, who would want
to kill Ethan?
I don't know, I don't
think this is a homicide.
It looks like he got awfully
sick from something.
Okay I'm calling the coroner
right now.
Is she?
How?
What happened?
I don't know.
Looks like some kind of
allergic reaction to something.
[crash]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
What was that thing?
I don't know!
[dramatic music]
[engine attempting to turn over]
The car won't start!
Hurry Mom!
[engine starting]
Oh my God.
[sobbing]
Oh my God,
what was that Mom?
I don't know, you okay?
[sobbing]
I want to go home now!
We will baby, I want to
go to the Sheriff's first.
Okay?
Okay.
[sobbing]
Where's my Golem?
Crazy son of a
bitch that thing -
Take it easy!
Take it easy!!!!
What are you talking about?
That thing!
That thing that you built
just killed my brother!
That's crazy talk!
Ethan's dead.
And it ain't pretty.
Is Ethan really dead?
Yeah Earl.
You better stop that machine
before it kills someone else.
It's not a machine, Jake,
it's a statue
and somebody stole it.
That's a load of crap Earl!
Look Jake, I'm sorry,
I'm truly sorry about Ethan.
You know I love him but
I'm not a rocket scientist,
I couldn't build a machine,
I don't even have a
high school diploma.
You're lying!
I know you're lying because
I know what I saw!
You're seriously telling me
that you saw my Golem
walking around on its
own two feet all by itself?
Yes, I saw your thing
walking around
on its legs by itself.
It shook the freaking
building.
And he ain't been
drinking Earl,
and it's a fact that something
very strange killed Ethan.
But where did it go?
I don't know where
it went Earl,
maybe it went back
to the scrap yard.
Alright fellas, settle down.
Here's the coroner.
We'll get to the bottom
of this.
I haven't seen anything
like this.
Every artery in his body
is distended.
Distended, what does
that mean, distended?
It's when an internal pressure
causes an artery to swell.
Caused by what?
It would have to be some kind of
an extreme bacterial infection.
Like that ecoli?
Yeah, I need
to do blood work.
You're saying poor Ethan
died from eating bad meat?
Are you kidding me?
Are you trying to blame Ethan's
death on a bad hamburger?
I saw what killed him, I saw
it with my own two eyes,
it wasn't a piece of meat.
Jake believes that his
brother was killed
by some kind of machine.
I see no external
injuries or bruises,
this man died of
internal causes.
Only a severe bacterial
infection could have done this.
This is ridiculous.
Jake, where you going?
I need to do an autopsy
right away.
If this man died of ecoli
we need to trace the source.
Alright then do it.
[dramatic music]
[knocking]
Hello?
[knocking]
Lets go check the bar,
come on.
[dramatic music]
Oh no no.
Jake.
What do you think
you're doing Jake?
What does it look like
I'm doing?
You think you're going to
hunt down some machine
you think you saw?
I'm not crazy Bill,
I know what I saw.
Alright then.
Do me a favour and leave
that rifle behind.
I have a permit.
I'm not breaking any laws.
But I just hate to see you doing
something you might regret.
Are you done?
[car engine starting]
[country music]
Alright, that's it,
last call.
It's closing time.
It ain't closing time.
Look around you Harry,
you see what I see?
A freaking empty bar
that's what.
No offense but
you're not exactly
the biggest spender in town.
I remember when your Pa used to
pack them in here every night
no matter what day
of the week it was.
Yes well, when times are
hard small towns like ours
that often get shafted.
Does anyone know where
the Sheriff is?
She can't come in here,
Amanda.
I need to use your phone.
Okay, but she can't be
in here.
If the Sheriff comes
by he'll shut me down
for having a minor.
No, she's staying in here,
it's not safe out there.
What are you
talking about?
Something just killed
my Aunt.
What?
What do you mean
something?
I don't know, it was
like a thing.
It looked like scrap metal,
it was a machine.
Me thinks the lady
has been in Hollywood
just a little too long.
[laughter]
I'm serious Tony!
What's wrong
with the phone?
I don't know, what?
It was working earlier.
The wire must be down
or something.
That thing did it, tore
down the phone lines.
[laughter]
It's not funny,
my Aunt's dead.
Was this thing like
was it built out
of old car parts?
Yeah.
Yes.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
It's not a machine though,
it's a statue.
My grandfather built it.
The thing wasn't a statue
it moved, it chased us.
It was stolen tonight, okay,
so someone must be using it
to try to scare you guys.
Well whatever it is
it just killed my Aunt.
[dramatic music]
Hello?
Hey, anybody here?
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music heightens]
You okay?
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
It's okay, I'm just going
to look out the window
and see if the Sheriff's back.
Don't get too close.
It's okay sweetie.
Hey, I brought you
some water.
Thank you.
Listen, I'm sorry
about your Aunt.
Thank you.
He's here.
Come on hon.
The Sheriff's back.
Hey Max, so your grandfather's
in the monster making
business now is he?
It's not a monster Tony,
it's a statue, a Golem.
A what?
Sheriff!
Sheriff!
Good evening Amanda.
My Aunt's been killed.
When?
Just an hour ago.
Where?
At her house.
What happened?
Something infected her,
some kind of machine.
A huge robot!
What did it look like?
[loud static sounds]
Piece of junk!
Place needs a bit
of fixing Tony.
Oh what now?
[dramatic music]
Maybe it's the monster.
Hey, you be nice okay.
It's not a monster,
it's a Golem.
Isn't that right Max?
[laughter]
Yeah right, you're
very funny.
[dramatic music heightens]
What the heck?
Oh my God.
It's here.
What is?
The monster!
[dramatic music]
Where is it now?
[dramatic music]
You need a bigger gun!
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[gunfire]
Did you hear that?
It sounded like shooting.
[dramatic music]
[gun firing]
Holy!
Harry!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Claire!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
[gun firing]
Claire!
[dramatic music]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Max?
Did he make it in?
Earl, what is going on?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[tires screeching]
Run Amanda, run!
[loud crash]
Amanda!
Amanda, you alright?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on.
Watch out!
[loud clang]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud clang sounds]
Oh God, come on
lets get out of here.
Go go!
[dramatic music]
Holy crap!
What was that thing?
A killer robot?
How do we stop
that thing Earl?
What in Gods name
did you create Earl?
You answer me!
Okay?
How do we kill that thing?
I don't know,
it's just a statue.
A statue!
A statue?!
It killed my brother,
that statue killed the Sheriff.
I'm so sorry!
Where's my daughter?
Amanda she's not here.
I have to find her.
She didn't come back.
Move, let me out Tony.
Are you nuts, you saw what those
things did to the Sheriff.
That's right and my daughter
is out there!
I have to find her!
Those things
will kill you!
[dramatic music]
A little help please!
[dramatic music]
Don't let it touch you!
Move!
Woah woah it's okay,
I saw Claire go
with Max.
She's in good hands,
trust me.
At least they're not in here
with us, right?
I mean they probably went
to go get help, right Jake?
Hey! Hey!
Would you slow down!
We have to get help!
I know, I know, the next town
is like 20 miles away.
I told you it was a machine!
It's not a machine.
Then what is it?
It's a Golem.
What's a Golem?
It's supposed to be
for protection.
So your grandfather is
some kind of a wizard then?
No, he's not a wizard.
He runs a junk yard.
Alright, he built a sculpture
of a Golem
for the town centennial,
I just I have no idea how it's
able to move around like that.
Well obviously whatever
he made is a machine.
It's impossible, okay,
I helped him build the thing.
There's no motors in it,
there's no computers,
it's just scrap metal,
it's all just junk.
This can't be happening.
What are those things?
What do they want?
The phones are dead.
I have to find Claire.
No way, it's too dangerous
out there.
Well I can't just sit here.
Look, we got to figure
out what it is
that we're up against, okay?
Oh my God.
Holy crap what do
we do?
What we do with
any big bug.
No, don't touch it.
Why not?
Hey back up, back up.
It's got some kind of
poisonous mold on it,
that's what just
killed the Sheriff.
We've got to get rid of
that thing, man.
Are you sure that it's
a mold
and not some kind of bacteria?
Bacteria are microscopic, can't
be seen with the naked eye.
Woah!!
Who cares what it is guys, that
thing just killed the Sheriff
we've got to get rid of it!
Because the coroner said Ethan
died from an extreme form
of bacteria and he died
the exact same way
the Sheriff just did.
I guess a rare non-microscopic
species of bacteria
found in ocean sediment
but never on land.
[loud clanging sounds]
Woah!!!
Holy crap it's after me!
Somebody do something!
Quick!
Quick!
Do something!!!!!!!!
Nice one Jake!
You killed it, man!
Way to go!
Well if it's that easy to kill
we should get our asses outside
and chomp up the rest of
it before it gets away.
It's not dead.
Oh man.
We are so screwed.
[dramatic music]
Sheriff, do you copy?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm getting some kind of
weird squealing on my radio.
Hey!
Help!
Help!
What's going on!
Look Jen, something terrible is
happening in town right now.
You need to call the army
or something.
What are you guys
talking about?
It's my grandfather's
sculpture.
You found it.
No, it's alive.
Alive?
Well, maybe, maybe,
I don't know,
but it is attacking
the town right now.
Get in the back.
You're going to call
for help?
Not until I see what the heck it
is you kids are talking about.
We're telling the truth because
you've got to call the army
or something right now.
Get in the back!
If this is some kind
of deadly bacteria
we need to start figuring
a way to exterminate it.
You're the biology teacher.
It does look like some kind
of bacterial cell structure.
Come on guys, we don't have
time for Science class.
Hey Tony, you want to
figure this out or not?
Well we should be figuring
a way out of here
before that stuff spreads all
over the place and kills us.
I don't think it can spread
in here.
It seems to only
thrive on metal.
Lo, it's not
spreading to the wooden handle.
Or the floor.
Yeah you're right.
It's staying
on the axe head.
The question is,
if this is some new
species of bacteria,
where did it come from?
The satellite.
What satellite?
Ethan and I found a crashed
satellite this morning
and then we sold it
to Earl and you put
some of the satellite
pieces on your statue.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
I recognize some
of the Russian writing on it.
No, I didn't.
Jake, those pieces they must
have put themselves on
just like they're
moving around outside
by themselves right now.
Did you say Russian?
Those commie
sons of bitches!!!!!!
It's a biological attack!!!!
Could that be what this is,
some kind of biological weapon?
I don't think so I mean
it's not a toxin or anthrax.
It's not airborne
or we'd all be dead.
I've never seen
bacteria strong enough
to propel its host.
Host?
You mean it's some
sort of parasite?
Well, it's using the metal
surface to colonize.
Which means the metal
is providing it
with basic nutritional needs.
Ear's statue gave it a home.
That's great.
Everybody else in town is
having their homes foreclosed
and you give this thing
a place to live.
Tony, it's not his fault.
Oh God I hope Claire's okay.
Hey, I'm sure that she and Max
are long gone by now, okay?
I don't see anyone.
Do you think
that thing's gone?
I don't know, I don't see
it anywhere.
I want to look for my Mom!
Where did all this happen,
Max?
It was down the street,
by the Sheriff's office.
Hey, woah, woah, woah,
what are you doing?
It's okay, I'm not going
to touch it.
Wow, why is it doing that?
It's attracted to something
in our bodies.
You mean it's one of them
flesh eating bacteria?
No.
Given how its victims
veins enlarge
it might be that it's extracting
something from our blood.
Oh that's great.
It's vampire bacteria.
Next thing you know we'll
need silver bullets
to stop this thing.
What's it extracting?
Well, human blood is
loaded with metals,
iron, copper, zinc.
So given that this bacteria
thrives on metal surfaces
it's probably consuming
the metal in our blood.
So then it is alien.
If it came
from the satellite.
What's this alien
invader want?
Probably what all
bacteria want;
to reproduce, and feed.
Hey guys, it's Deputy Jenny.
We should escape now
while we can.
No way, not with those
things out there swimming
around like sharks.
They don't seem to be
moving right now.
They will, once
they sense blood.
[siren]
Hey, look at that car,
it died, just like mine.
Mine too.
That's weird.
The car went dead.
It means that things
still here.
Is that the bacteria
that's doing that?
It's nerve impulses
are giving off
an electromagnetic field.
Damn!!
Talk about a super bug.
As long as she stays in the car
and can radio for help
she'll be fine.
Okay, come on.
I'm telling you Jenny, you need
to call the army or something
right now.
How am I going to do that,
Max, everything's dead.
Oh no.
You shouldn't go
out there!
Oh no.
Jenny!
Jenny no!
Get back in the car!
Jenny!
Jenny, get back
in the car!
Get back in the car!
No!
Get back in the car!
My mom's in the bar!
No Jenny!
Jenny!
Lets go.
How do we get
out of here?
There's no door handles.
Mom! Mom!!!!!!
No!
Get back in the car!
Get in the car!
Jenny!
They can't see us.
They're trying
to warn Jenny.
About what?
Those pieces
from the statue.
Jenny!
Behind you!
It's going for her.
[pounding]
Deputy!!
Get back in the car!
No, get back in the car!!!
[pounding]
What are you doing?
No!!!!!
Jenny!!!!!!!!!!
Deputy!
No!
[dramatic music]
[loud clanging sounds]
[dramatic music]
Oh my God!
This is crazy!
I don't understand
what's happening right now.
Whatever it is, we need
to get out of here.
Mom!!!!!!!!!!
[loud clanging sounds]
Oh my God, look.
[loud clanging sounds]
Is that thing putting
itself back together?
It sure looks that way.
[loud clanging sounds]
Oh man, this just gets
better and better.
I don't understand!
How can a statue
put itself together?
We should have chopped
up the son of a bitch
when we had the chance.
No doubt.
[loud clanging sounds]
That thing is coming together!
I want out of the car,
get me out of the car!!
Mom!!!!!!!!
Get me out!
No!
Someone's in the cruiser.
It's Max, he's trapped in
the back seat!
[pounding]
And Claire's there too.
We need to get them out.
How are we going to do that?
That thing is putting
itself together
right in front of the car.
I've got to get
to my truck.
Wait, wait, wait.
Out there right now?
I was going to blow that
thing up earlier okay?
So I loaded a propane tank
and a rifle in my truck.
Now, are you sure that that
thing is attracted to blood?
As much as sharks.
What are you thinking?
We cover the propane tank
in blood, we use it as bait.
When that thing goes for
it we shoot the tank,
blows the whole thing
to Kingdom Come.
Sounds good.
It's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where are you going?
To get my daughter.
Okay but you stay behind me,
we go to the drivers side
so we don't wet that
things appetite, okay?
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah.
[dramatic music]
Holy crap!
It's alive!
[dramatic music]
I wouldn't get too close
if I were you!
Well, you're not me,
are you?
Aaah!!!
[pounding]
[screams]
Aaah!!!
This is nuts!
Holy crap!
Mom!
[dramatic music]
Don't get out!
Get back in the car!
Stay in the car!
We're going to blow it up!
[dramatic music heightens]
Okay.
[dramatic music heightens]
Sweet.
[suspense music]
What's it doing?
Just sitting there.
You got any spray cleaner?
Spray cleaner?
Yeah, something
that kills germs!
[suspense music]
Look out!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Dear God in heaven!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Wait.
That's not a vein.
Okay you do it.
Yeah, okay, alright.
No, no, no, I mean
you cut me.
No, it's better I do this,
you have to shoot the tank.
[loud clanging sounds]
This is a nightmare.
What are you doing
with the soap?
I'm going to find a way
to kill this thing
before anyone else does.
Do you think soap is strong
enough to kill something
as dangerous as this?
It says antibacterial.
You okay?
Yeah.
You really never had another
girlfriend after me?
Nothing serious, no.
You're crazy.
Half the girls in town
want you.
Peggy.
Soap didn't do crap.
Maybe not but
it's something.
Trust me, we've
just got to think.
What else kills bacteria?
[loud clanging sounds]
[dramatic music heightens]
This spray cleaner says
it kills germs.
It's coming!
[screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey!
Smell this you hunk of junk!
Come on!
Come on, over here!
Max, lets get
out of here!
Come on!
Hey!
It's coming!
It's coming back!
Oh my God!
[screaming]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't touch it!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on!
Look what I got!
Hey!
Hey!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Suck on this!
She's got more balls
than both of us put together.
Look what I got.
That's it.
Come on.
That's it.
Come on.
Come on!
Get in the bar.
[dramatic music heightens]
Am I okay?
Yeah, you're fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Why didn't it kill me?
I touched it.
Agh!
Son of a bitch!
Oh no!
Shoot the tank!
I can't, it's too far away,
I won't do anything.
[gunfire]
Run mom!
We've got to get
out of here,
we've got
to get inside.
We'll figure it out.
Claire, stay in the car!
We'll be right back,
baby!
Oh God.
Oh no.
What happened to Tony?
What do you think?
[loud banging]
I've got to help them.
What are you going
to do?
I'm going to get
the tank.
[loud banging]
What are you doing?
I'm going to chop that son
of a bitch to pieces.
Max, be careful!
Are you crazy?
That's suicide!
That thing is going to bust
in the door any second.
[loud banging]
Bullets are bouncining off it o
unless you got a better idea.
Hey! Hey!!!!
You want a taste of this!
Damn it!
Well we'd better
do something!
Hey!
You want a taste of this!
[loud bangs]
Jake!
Jake! Jake, get ready!!
Jake!
Jake!
It's Max.
Alright, everybody
stay here.
Open the door.
Jake!
Jake, get ready!
Drop the tank!!
Get outta there!!
Run Max!!
Max, watch out!
Shoot it!
Move now, get out!
[dramatic music intensifies]
[gun fire]
[explosion]
Max!
Max!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be damned.
[dramatic music]
Help!
Amanda, look!
What?
The chink in the armour!
[sobbing]
Help!!! Help!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
Earl!
Earl!
[sobbing]
Max!
Get up!
[sobbing]
Move!
[sobbing]
Help! Help!!!!!!
Come on!
Are you okay, Max?
Max!
It don't like booze.
Earl, you alright?
Let's get you up.
Lets get out of here.
[sobbing]
Get up, get up!
Grab some bottles!
What is that?
What are you doing?
It doesn't like alcohol.
Have a drink you alien
son of a bitch.
[sobbing]
Baby.
Are you okay?
[sobbing]
Yeah, but I
touched it.
Why didn't it kill me?
The metal was infected
with a bacteria
that feeds on blood iron.
Thank God you're anemic.
I'd say we got every
single one of them
small fry alien bastards.
What are we going to do
with all this scrap metal?
Well I can tell you what
we're not going to do with it.
Don't worry, I'm retiring
from the Golum business.
This stuffs all going in
the compacter just to be sure.
Yeah, well we're going
to take this with us,
just to be sure.
I'll go get the loader.
Yes!
Yes!
I know it's illegal to call
in a false report.
This is not a hoax.
What are you
looking for Earl?
My baby, she's
in here someplace.
Baby?
No, no, no, the Sheriff
and the deputy are dead,
do you understand that?
They're dead,
there is no law enforcement
in Redeemer right now.
Aha!! Here she is!
Look I just...
All that for a bottle
of liquor?
It's no ordinary
bottle of liquor,
this is Special Reserve.
This is worth more
than my damn truck.
I've been saving her
for a special occasion.
Well surviving last night
certainly qualifies.
I'll go find some glasses.
Okay, that's fine, you know
where to find me okay?
Yeah, you too.
Well, I just talked
to the State Police.
Do they believe you?
Not a word, they didn't
believe the kids either.
The good news is they're on
the way to arrest me.
What? What for?
Calling in a hoax.
That's the good news.
At least they are
coming, right?
You okay?
I will be.
We need to work on getting
you a girlfriend.
I told you, I'm picky.
How picky?
Very picky.
Well, nice to see
something good
came out of this
horror show.
Good timing.
Oh thank you.
Thank you.
[dramatic music]
Oh man, you've got
to be kidding me.
[dramatic music]
That bacteria really
doesn't want to die.
I sure hope they
appreciate fine liquor.
Well, we're going to have
to douse the entire yard,
just to be sure.
You got any more of that
Special Reserve stashed away?
Do bears crap in the woods?
How's it looking there, bro?
Well, that depends.
Do you want the good news,
or the bad news?
There's good news?
No, actually that's
the bad news
No good news?
There's no good news.
Why do you got to ask me
that and get my hopes up?
Relax, it's just
a figure of speech.
So, how bad is bad?
Well, if my math is correct...
That is a big if.
Like I said if
my math is right,
we're about 3 grand
in the hole.
Holy cow!
I don't know how we're going
to buy the window casings
or the gutters.
What do you mean?
We don't have another grant
payment coming?
Not until we finish this room,
which we can't do without more
money to buy more supplies.
Just put it on
the credit card.
The credit card?
Ethan the credit card has
been maxed for weeks.
I say we cut our losses,
get out of this sink hole.
You're kidding me, right?
We're halfway done,
we can't stop now.
Not to mention the fact
that Mom and Dad
devoted their lives to this.
Get your head
out of your ass!
I thought that's why
we were doing this.
[sighs]
Holy cow.
It's not that bad,
it's not the end of the world.
I'm talking about that!
There's something falling
from the sky.
Wow.
[explosion]
What the...?
Better call the Sheriff!
What?
Aghhh!!!!!
There!
Cool.
[whistles]
This is awesome.
It's like a spaceship
or something.
It's not a spaceship.
Look at those weird symbols
on the wreckage.
It's Russian.
A Russian spaceship.
It's not a spaceship
you big dork.
Well, what is it?
I don't know, probably
a satellite.
How do you know?
I saw this thing on TV once.
Hundreds of them
floating up there
sometimes they stop working
and they crash to Earth.
Think Greg Oropolus knows?
No, looks like he slept
right through it.
Figures.
What do you reckon
we do with it?
I don't know, I guess we
should call the Space Agency
or the Feds or something.
Why?
So we can get full
body cavity searches?
Okay, well what do you want
to do with it?
Sell it.
Satellites are worth
a lot of money.
It's junk, Ethan.
Who's going to want
to buy junk?
(Both): Earl.
I've got a tarp in the back
we can wrap it all up in.
[car engine starting]
What the heck is that?
Beats me.
Maybe it's one of those
giant gorilla things
you put on car wash roofs.
Would you take your car
to a place that had that
on the roof?
I guess not.
What's up guys?
Morning Max.
Can I get you some coffee
or something?
Yeah, coffee would be great,
thanks man.
Damn Earl, what the heck
you making?
Oh, that there, Ethan, is
what you call an Iron Golem.
An Iron what?
An Iron Golem, it's
from Jewish folklore.
Certain rabbis used to create
these giant servants
to protect the townsfolk.
You mean like a scarecrow?
I'm building it for
the town centennial.
Going to be a surprise.
Yeah, it's definitely
going to be that.
Beautiful, ain't it?
Oh, it's definitely unique.
Yeah.
Yup.
Definitely.
Unique.
So, what brings you boys
out yonder?
I've got something I want
to show you.
[chuckles]
[crows cawing]
[dog barking]
Well, what you got here?
A satellite.
It crash landed on Greg
Oropolis's place this morning.
It's Russian.
You don't say?
Old Greg Oropolis,
he don't want it?
Finders keepers.
[chuckles]
I'll give you 200.
I was thinking more
along the lines of 2000.
What are you, nuts?
It's just a pile
of scrap metal!
The heck it is, that's genuine
space debris, Earl.
Yeah, and there's
gold and silver
in some of that metal
too and you know it.
Okay, I'll give you 500.
Well, I tell you what.
It's only because
I like you boys
and that's the only reason.
I'll go to 800.
[Bell tolling]
Well don't look at me
like that.
I mean it's Russian space junk
not even made in America.
I could have gotten
him up to 1000
if you hadn't jumped in!
I would have covered
all the gutters.
Yeah, but whose idea was it
to sell it?
Spare me, Einstein.
Holy cow.
I didn't know she was back.
Neither did I.
You okay, bro?
You look like you just saw
a ghost.
Aren't you going
to go say hi?
What for?
What for?
Are you kidding me?
The love of your life just
walked by!
That was a long time ago,
Ethan.
Exactly, so why are you
still holding a grudge.
Go get the gutters, okay?
[radio music]
Max!
I need a refill!
Alright.
You're out of beer, Grandpa.
You want me to go into town
and get you some?
Do bears crap in the woods?
I'll take that
as a yes.
That boy.
[car engine running]
Lover boy.
Shut up, go.
Just get the gutters,
would ya.
Amanda.
Jake.
Hi.
So, when did you get
back into town?
A few days ago,
staying at my Aunt's.
I've been meaning
to call you.
Okay, sure.
Come on, of course I was
going to call you.
Just getting settled in.
And having a bit of culture
shock coming back to Redeemer.
I can imagine.
So, who is this lovely
young lady?
This is my daughter, Claire.
Hi, Claire.
I'm Jake.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm an old friend
of your moms.
What do you think of
our little town?
It's okay, I guess.
Takes a bit of getting
used to.
I bet it does, it must be a
really big change for you, huh?
Yeah, it's the smallest town
I've ever seen.
[Laughs]
Yeah, it might be but it's also
what makes it so special.
I'm going to go wait
in the car, Mom.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too,
Claire.
Seems like a great kid.
She is.
And things are good for you?
You're still working as
a biology teacher, right?
I'm getting a divorce.
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
You guys seemed like
the perfect couple.
Well, we were at one time.
That must be pretty hard
for Claire I guess, huh?
She's hanging in there.
Mom, lets go!
You guys moving
back here then?
No, we're just staying
with my Aunt
until I can figure things out.
Right.
I think Claire would go crazy
if we stayed here.
You never know.
She may grow to like
it here.
Well, I should get going,
my Aunt's expecting us back.
Right, okay.
It's good to see you, Jake.
It's good to see you too,
Amanda.
Wait a sec, would you like
to maybe get dinner sometime?
I don't think so, Jake.
I think I really need to spend
some time alone, you know?
I understand.
It's okay.
But if there's anything that
I can help you with,
anything at all,
just let me know.
That's sweet, thanks.
I'm sure we'll bump
into each other again.
I'm sure we will.
[car engine starting]
Bye.
See ya.
[radio music]
[static]
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
Alright, lets get your hand
on you.
[metal clanging sounds]
[metal clanging sounds]
There we go.
[metal clanging sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[buzz from torch]
[clanging metal sounds]
[loud radio frequency]
[buzz from torch]
[loud radio frequency]
[buzz from torch]
Ohhh!!!!
[radio announcer reporting
football game]
Woo hoo!
Yee ha!
[laughs]
There you go baby,
go go go.
[radio static]
What? Oh God, not now!
[radio static]
Oh for the love of God.
Alright.
What did I do this time,
Lord?
[dramatic music]
Aargh!!!!!!
[saw buzzing]
I'm still waiting to hear
how it went with Amanda.
I told you.
I don't want
to talk about it.
Did she say how long
she was here for?
Not very long.
Look I put aside a little money
for Greg Oropolous.
Greg Oropolous?
What for?
As a finders fee.
He didn't find it,
we found it!
Yeah I know we found it,
but we found it on his land.
You're right Jake.
Poor guy's been having
a harder time than us.
That's why you're
the big bro.
Whatever.
Sarcastic.
Don't burn the place down.
I'll just keep working.
I doubt that.
[car engine starting]
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
You okay?
What happened?
I think so.
Somebody knocked me out
and stole my statue.
What?
How could someone have taken
the statue?
Well you can see it's gone,
can't you?
Alright, come on,
let's get you inside,
we'll call the Sheriff.
You alright?
[whistling and singing to himself]
Alright.
About time we got
a little action.
Pow!
Watch out man.
Only in Redeemer.
Sheriff, come in.
Well I hope you've got
something exciting
because this is
turning out to be
one very boring Saturday night.
I just received a call from
Earl up at the scrap yard.
Well, better than nothing.
What is it this time, kids
throwing fire crackers
in his yard?
No sir, someone stole
one of his metal sculptures.
[chuckles]
Who would want to steal
something made of junk?
Did you get a description
of the thief?
No sir.
Says they knocked him out cold
before he could see who it was.
Uh huh.
Really.
What does this sculpture
look like?
He says it's 17 feet tall
and weighs about a ton.
[laughs]
a ton,
you need a tractor trailer
to steal something that big.
I imagine so, Sheriff.
Uh huh.
Well I guess we best keep our
eyes peeled for large vehicles
moving through town, huh?
Copy that sir.
This is a bad idea, Grandpa.
Those thieves couldn't have
gotten very far.
There's only one road
out of this town
and if we move fast
we can catch them.
I just really think you should
let the Sheriff handle it.
That flat foot can't even
handle an old lady.
Now lets go get
the bastards!!!!!!!
No, no, you
need to calm down.
Okay, take a breath,
have a seat,
I'll get you a beer
or something.
Are you chickening out
on me, son?
No, no, I'm not.
I just think we should
wait for the Sheriff.
Alright.
I'll catch the bastards
myself.
Grandpa.
They're long gone.
Hi Ethan.
Amanda Spelling,
I haven't seen you in ages.
You look the same
as when I left.
You haven't aged a bit.
Still got your baby face.
You're still just as pretty.
I hear you're some smarty
pants Science teacher.
You could say that.
I came by to see Jake,
is he around?
You just missed him.
He should be back soon,
if you want to wait.
I could get you something
to drink.
I'm sure he'd love
to see you.
No, it's alright, I have
to get back to my Aunts.
You should have seen his
fe when he saw you today.
Like he'd seen a ghost.
Poor guy, I came
to apologize.
Apologize for what?
I could have been nicer.
Seeing your high school
sweetheart after 16 years
when you're going
through a nasty divorce
is not the best timing.
Don't worry about it.
He knows you're going
through a tough time.
Will you tell him that I'll try
to stop by before I leave?
Will do.
Hey, either of you boys
married yet?
Not me, I still got
wild oats to sow,
I don't know what
Jakes problem is.
He hasn't had a
long-term relationship
with anyone but you.
I think you're the only girl
he's ever liked.
Steve!
Steve, it's Jake Hampton,
you around?
I got something for you.
Hey Steve.
Steve?
Steve?
[knocking]
It's Jake Hampton, you home?
[dramatic music]
[crash]
[dramatic music]
Raargh!!
[dramatic music]
Hey Ethan, what's up
with the lights?
Hey!
[dramatic music heightens]
Ethan!
[dramatic music heightens]
Ethan?
Ethan?
Ethan?
Oh no, no, no, no, Ethan?
Ethan?
[dramatic music]
What the?
[dramatic music]
[static radio]
Sheriff, come in.
[whistling]
Sheriff, are you there?
[whistling]
Bill, do you copy?
What's up honey bunny?
I just got a call
from Jake Hampton,
his brother's been killed.
What?
Ethan? How?
Jake says that Ethan was
killed by Earl's statue.
Very funny,
let me guess the Hampton boys
are playing a practical joke?
Those boys and pranks.
It's not a prank, Bill.
Jake swears that he saw
it with his own eyes
and he gave the same
description that Earl did.
Alright, on my way.
I hate this place.
[light knock]
You're still up?
It's not my fault, the internet
here is the worst.
I finally just got my emails
open now.
Okay, come on, shut it down
now sweetie.
You can read them
in the morning.
I want to finish writing
back to Daddy first.
Okay.
it's lights out, deal?
Why can't you and Daddy
just make up?
Because we just can't.
Not this time.
Yeah.
Night Claire.
Good night Mom.
[dramatic music]
Oh come on.
[dramatic music]
Oh my God.
Mom!
Are you okay?
Are we having
an earthquake?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Auntie Beth!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
[sirens wailing]
What's going on, Jake?
My brothers dead.
I'm so sorry.
Woah, Ethan.
Jenny come in.
Jenny come in.
Go ahead Sheriff.
Wake the coroner and tell
him to get his butt
down to Jake's place pronto.
Is it Ethan?
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
Oh my God, who would want
to kill Ethan?
I don't know, I don't
think this is a homicide.
It looks like he got awfully
sick from something.
Okay I'm calling the coroner
right now.
Is she?
How?
What happened?
I don't know.
Looks like some kind of
allergic reaction to something.
[crash]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
What was that thing?
I don't know!
[dramatic music]
[engine attempting to turn over]
The car won't start!
Hurry Mom!
[engine starting]
Oh my God.
[sobbing]
Oh my God,
what was that Mom?
I don't know, you okay?
[sobbing]
I want to go home now!
We will baby, I want to
go to the Sheriff's first.
Okay?
Okay.
[sobbing]
Where's my Golem?
Crazy son of a
bitch that thing -
Take it easy!
Take it easy!!!!
What are you talking about?
That thing!
That thing that you built
just killed my brother!
That's crazy talk!
Ethan's dead.
And it ain't pretty.
Is Ethan really dead?
Yeah Earl.
You better stop that machine
before it kills someone else.
It's not a machine, Jake,
it's a statue
and somebody stole it.
That's a load of crap Earl!
Look Jake, I'm sorry,
I'm truly sorry about Ethan.
You know I love him but
I'm not a rocket scientist,
I couldn't build a machine,
I don't even have a
high school diploma.
You're lying!
I know you're lying because
I know what I saw!
You're seriously telling me
that you saw my Golem
walking around on its
own two feet all by itself?
Yes, I saw your thing
walking around
on its legs by itself.
It shook the freaking
building.
And he ain't been
drinking Earl,
and it's a fact that something
very strange killed Ethan.
But where did it go?
I don't know where
it went Earl,
maybe it went back
to the scrap yard.
Alright fellas, settle down.
Here's the coroner.
We'll get to the bottom
of this.
I haven't seen anything
like this.
Every artery in his body
is distended.
Distended, what does
that mean, distended?
It's when an internal pressure
causes an artery to swell.
Caused by what?
It would have to be some kind of
an extreme bacterial infection.
Like that ecoli?
Yeah, I need
to do blood work.
You're saying poor Ethan
died from eating bad meat?
Are you kidding me?
Are you trying to blame Ethan's
death on a bad hamburger?
I saw what killed him, I saw
it with my own two eyes,
it wasn't a piece of meat.
Jake believes that his
brother was killed
by some kind of machine.
I see no external
injuries or bruises,
this man died of
internal causes.
Only a severe bacterial
infection could have done this.
This is ridiculous.
Jake, where you going?
I need to do an autopsy
right away.
If this man died of ecoli
we need to trace the source.
Alright then do it.
[dramatic music]
[knocking]
Hello?
[knocking]
Lets go check the bar,
come on.
[dramatic music]
Oh no no.
Jake.
What do you think
you're doing Jake?
What does it look like
I'm doing?
You think you're going to
hunt down some machine
you think you saw?
I'm not crazy Bill,
I know what I saw.
Alright then.
Do me a favour and leave
that rifle behind.
I have a permit.
I'm not breaking any laws.
But I just hate to see you doing
something you might regret.
Are you done?
[car engine starting]
[country music]
Alright, that's it,
last call.
It's closing time.
It ain't closing time.
Look around you Harry,
you see what I see?
A freaking empty bar
that's what.
No offense but
you're not exactly
the biggest spender in town.
I remember when your Pa used to
pack them in here every night
no matter what day
of the week it was.
Yes well, when times are
hard small towns like ours
that often get shafted.
Does anyone know where
the Sheriff is?
She can't come in here,
Amanda.
I need to use your phone.
Okay, but she can't be
in here.
If the Sheriff comes
by he'll shut me down
for having a minor.
No, she's staying in here,
it's not safe out there.
What are you
talking about?
Something just killed
my Aunt.
What?
What do you mean
something?
I don't know, it was
like a thing.
It looked like scrap metal,
it was a machine.
Me thinks the lady
has been in Hollywood
just a little too long.
[laughter]
I'm serious Tony!
What's wrong
with the phone?
I don't know, what?
It was working earlier.
The wire must be down
or something.
That thing did it, tore
down the phone lines.
[laughter]
It's not funny,
my Aunt's dead.
Was this thing like
was it built out
of old car parts?
Yeah.
Yes.
Have you seen it?
Yeah.
It's not a machine though,
it's a statue.
My grandfather built it.
The thing wasn't a statue
it moved, it chased us.
It was stolen tonight, okay,
so someone must be using it
to try to scare you guys.
Well whatever it is
it just killed my Aunt.
[dramatic music]
Hello?
Hey, anybody here?
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music heightens]
You okay?
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
It's okay, I'm just going
to look out the window
and see if the Sheriff's back.
Don't get too close.
It's okay sweetie.
Hey, I brought you
some water.
Thank you.
Listen, I'm sorry
about your Aunt.
Thank you.
He's here.
Come on hon.
The Sheriff's back.
Hey Max, so your grandfather's
in the monster making
business now is he?
It's not a monster Tony,
it's a statue, a Golem.
A what?
Sheriff!
Sheriff!
Good evening Amanda.
My Aunt's been killed.
When?
Just an hour ago.
Where?
At her house.
What happened?
Something infected her,
some kind of machine.
A huge robot!
What did it look like?
[loud static sounds]
Piece of junk!
Place needs a bit
of fixing Tony.
Oh what now?
[dramatic music]
Maybe it's the monster.
Hey, you be nice okay.
It's not a monster,
it's a Golem.
Isn't that right Max?
[laughter]
Yeah right, you're
very funny.
[dramatic music heightens]
What the heck?
Oh my God.
It's here.
What is?
The monster!
[dramatic music]
Where is it now?
[dramatic music]
You need a bigger gun!
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[gunfire]
Did you hear that?
It sounded like shooting.
[dramatic music]
[gun firing]
Holy!
Harry!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Claire!!!!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
[gun firing]
Claire!
[dramatic music]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where's Max?
Did he make it in?
Earl, what is going on?
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[tires screeching]
Run Amanda, run!
[loud crash]
Amanda!
Amanda, you alright?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on.
Watch out!
[loud clang]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
[dramatic music heightens]
[loud clang sounds]
Oh God, come on
lets get out of here.
Go go!
[dramatic music]
Holy crap!
What was that thing?
A killer robot?
How do we stop
that thing Earl?
What in Gods name
did you create Earl?
You answer me!
Okay?
How do we kill that thing?
I don't know,
it's just a statue.
A statue!
A statue?!
It killed my brother,
that statue killed the Sheriff.
I'm so sorry!
Where's my daughter?
Amanda she's not here.
I have to find her.
She didn't come back.
Move, let me out Tony.
Are you nuts, you saw what those
things did to the Sheriff.
That's right and my daughter
is out there!
I have to find her!
Those things
will kill you!
[dramatic music]
A little help please!
[dramatic music]
Don't let it touch you!
Move!
Woah woah it's okay,
I saw Claire go
with Max.
She's in good hands,
trust me.
At least they're not in here
with us, right?
I mean they probably went
to go get help, right Jake?
Hey! Hey!
Would you slow down!
We have to get help!
I know, I know, the next town
is like 20 miles away.
I told you it was a machine!
It's not a machine.
Then what is it?
It's a Golem.
What's a Golem?
It's supposed to be
for protection.
So your grandfather is
some kind of a wizard then?
No, he's not a wizard.
He runs a junk yard.
Alright, he built a sculpture
of a Golem
for the town centennial,
I just I have no idea how it's
able to move around like that.
Well obviously whatever
he made is a machine.
It's impossible, okay,
I helped him build the thing.
There's no motors in it,
there's no computers,
it's just scrap metal,
it's all just junk.
This can't be happening.
What are those things?
What do they want?
The phones are dead.
I have to find Claire.
No way, it's too dangerous
out there.
Well I can't just sit here.
Look, we got to figure
out what it is
that we're up against, okay?
Oh my God.
Holy crap what do
we do?
What we do with
any big bug.
No, don't touch it.
Why not?
Hey back up, back up.
It's got some kind of
poisonous mold on it,
that's what just
killed the Sheriff.
We've got to get rid of
that thing, man.
Are you sure that it's
a mold
and not some kind of bacteria?
Bacteria are microscopic, can't
be seen with the naked eye.
Woah!!
Who cares what it is guys, that
thing just killed the Sheriff
we've got to get rid of it!
Because the coroner said Ethan
died from an extreme form
of bacteria and he died
the exact same way
the Sheriff just did.
I guess a rare non-microscopic
species of bacteria
found in ocean sediment
but never on land.
[loud clanging sounds]
Woah!!!
Holy crap it's after me!
Somebody do something!
Quick!
Quick!
Do something!!!!!!!!
Nice one Jake!
You killed it, man!
Way to go!
Well if it's that easy to kill
we should get our asses outside
and chomp up the rest of
it before it gets away.
It's not dead.
Oh man.
We are so screwed.
[dramatic music]
Sheriff, do you copy?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm getting some kind of
weird squealing on my radio.
Hey!
Help!
Help!
What's going on!
Look Jen, something terrible is
happening in town right now.
You need to call the army
or something.
What are you guys
talking about?
It's my grandfather's
sculpture.
You found it.
No, it's alive.
Alive?
Well, maybe, maybe,
I don't know,
but it is attacking
the town right now.
Get in the back.
You're going to call
for help?
Not until I see what the heck it
is you kids are talking about.
We're telling the truth because
you've got to call the army
or something right now.
Get in the back!
If this is some kind
of deadly bacteria
we need to start figuring
a way to exterminate it.
You're the biology teacher.
It does look like some kind
of bacterial cell structure.
Come on guys, we don't have
time for Science class.
Hey Tony, you want to
figure this out or not?
Well we should be figuring
a way out of here
before that stuff spreads all
over the place and kills us.
I don't think it can spread
in here.
It seems to only
thrive on metal.
Lo, it's not
spreading to the wooden handle.
Or the floor.
Yeah you're right.
It's staying
on the axe head.
The question is,
if this is some new
species of bacteria,
where did it come from?
The satellite.
What satellite?
Ethan and I found a crashed
satellite this morning
and then we sold it
to Earl and you put
some of the satellite
pieces on your statue.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
I recognize some
of the Russian writing on it.
No, I didn't.
Jake, those pieces they must
have put themselves on
just like they're
moving around outside
by themselves right now.
Did you say Russian?
Those commie
sons of bitches!!!!!!
It's a biological attack!!!!
Could that be what this is,
some kind of biological weapon?
I don't think so I mean
it's not a toxin or anthrax.
It's not airborne
or we'd all be dead.
I've never seen
bacteria strong enough
to propel its host.
Host?
You mean it's some
sort of parasite?
Well, it's using the metal
surface to colonize.
Which means the metal
is providing it
with basic nutritional needs.
Ear's statue gave it a home.
That's great.
Everybody else in town is
having their homes foreclosed
and you give this thing
a place to live.
Tony, it's not his fault.
Oh God I hope Claire's okay.
Hey, I'm sure that she and Max
are long gone by now, okay?
I don't see anyone.
Do you think
that thing's gone?
I don't know, I don't see
it anywhere.
I want to look for my Mom!
Where did all this happen,
Max?
It was down the street,
by the Sheriff's office.
Hey, woah, woah, woah,
what are you doing?
It's okay, I'm not going
to touch it.
Wow, why is it doing that?
It's attracted to something
in our bodies.
You mean it's one of them
flesh eating bacteria?
No.
Given how its victims
veins enlarge
it might be that it's extracting
something from our blood.
Oh that's great.
It's vampire bacteria.
Next thing you know we'll
need silver bullets
to stop this thing.
What's it extracting?
Well, human blood is
loaded with metals,
iron, copper, zinc.
So given that this bacteria
thrives on metal surfaces
it's probably consuming
the metal in our blood.
So then it is alien.
If it came
from the satellite.
What's this alien
invader want?
Probably what all
bacteria want;
to reproduce, and feed.
Hey guys, it's Deputy Jenny.
We should escape now
while we can.
No way, not with those
things out there swimming
around like sharks.
They don't seem to be
moving right now.
They will, once
they sense blood.
[siren]
Hey, look at that car,
it died, just like mine.
Mine too.
That's weird.
The car went dead.
It means that things
still here.
Is that the bacteria
that's doing that?
It's nerve impulses
are giving off
an electromagnetic field.
Damn!!
Talk about a super bug.
As long as she stays in the car
and can radio for help
she'll be fine.
Okay, come on.
I'm telling you Jenny, you need
to call the army or something
right now.
How am I going to do that,
Max, everything's dead.
Oh no.
You shouldn't go
out there!
Oh no.
Jenny!
Jenny no!
Get back in the car!
Jenny!
Jenny, get back
in the car!
Get back in the car!
No!
Get back in the car!
My mom's in the bar!
No Jenny!
Jenny!
Lets go.
How do we get
out of here?
There's no door handles.
Mom! Mom!!!!!!
No!
Get back in the car!
Get in the car!
Jenny!
They can't see us.
They're trying
to warn Jenny.
About what?
Those pieces
from the statue.
Jenny!
Behind you!
It's going for her.
[pounding]
Deputy!!
Get back in the car!
No, get back in the car!!!
[pounding]
What are you doing?
No!!!!!
Jenny!!!!!!!!!!
Deputy!
No!
[dramatic music]
[loud clanging sounds]
[dramatic music]
Oh my God!
This is crazy!
I don't understand
what's happening right now.
Whatever it is, we need
to get out of here.
Mom!!!!!!!!!!
[loud clanging sounds]
Oh my God, look.
[loud clanging sounds]
Is that thing putting
itself back together?
It sure looks that way.
[loud clanging sounds]
Oh man, this just gets
better and better.
I don't understand!
How can a statue
put itself together?
We should have chopped
up the son of a bitch
when we had the chance.
No doubt.
[loud clanging sounds]
That thing is coming together!
I want out of the car,
get me out of the car!!
Mom!!!!!!!!
Get me out!
No!
Someone's in the cruiser.
It's Max, he's trapped in
the back seat!
[pounding]
And Claire's there too.
We need to get them out.
How are we going to do that?
That thing is putting
itself together
right in front of the car.
I've got to get
to my truck.
Wait, wait, wait.
Out there right now?
I was going to blow that
thing up earlier okay?
So I loaded a propane tank
and a rifle in my truck.
Now, are you sure that that
thing is attracted to blood?
As much as sharks.
What are you thinking?
We cover the propane tank
in blood, we use it as bait.
When that thing goes for
it we shoot the tank,
blows the whole thing
to Kingdom Come.
Sounds good.
It's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where are you going?
To get my daughter.
Okay but you stay behind me,
we go to the drivers side
so we don't wet that
things appetite, okay?
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah.
[dramatic music]
Holy crap!
It's alive!
[dramatic music]
I wouldn't get too close
if I were you!
Well, you're not me,
are you?
Aaah!!!
[pounding]
[screams]
Aaah!!!
This is nuts!
Holy crap!
Mom!
[dramatic music]
Don't get out!
Get back in the car!
Stay in the car!
We're going to blow it up!
[dramatic music heightens]
Okay.
[dramatic music heightens]
Sweet.
[suspense music]
What's it doing?
Just sitting there.
You got any spray cleaner?
Spray cleaner?
Yeah, something
that kills germs!
[suspense music]
Look out!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Dear God in heaven!
[screams of agony]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Wait.
That's not a vein.
Okay you do it.
Yeah, okay, alright.
No, no, no, I mean
you cut me.
No, it's better I do this,
you have to shoot the tank.
[loud clanging sounds]
This is a nightmare.
What are you doing
with the soap?
I'm going to find a way
to kill this thing
before anyone else does.
Do you think soap is strong
enough to kill something
as dangerous as this?
It says antibacterial.
You okay?
Yeah.
You really never had another
girlfriend after me?
Nothing serious, no.
You're crazy.
Half the girls in town
want you.
Peggy.
Soap didn't do crap.
Maybe not but
it's something.
Trust me, we've
just got to think.
What else kills bacteria?
[loud clanging sounds]
[dramatic music heightens]
This spray cleaner says
it kills germs.
It's coming!
[screams]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey!
Smell this you hunk of junk!
Come on!
Come on, over here!
Max, lets get
out of here!
Come on!
Hey!
It's coming!
It's coming back!
Oh my God!
[screaming]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't touch it!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on!
Look what I got!
Hey!
Hey!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
Suck on this!
She's got more balls
than both of us put together.
Look what I got.
That's it.
Come on.
That's it.
Come on.
Come on!
Get in the bar.
[dramatic music heightens]
Am I okay?
Yeah, you're fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Why didn't it kill me?
I touched it.
Agh!
Son of a bitch!
Oh no!
Shoot the tank!
I can't, it's too far away,
I won't do anything.
[gunfire]
Run mom!
We've got to get
out of here,
we've got
to get inside.
We'll figure it out.
Claire, stay in the car!
We'll be right back,
baby!
Oh God.
Oh no.
What happened to Tony?
What do you think?
[loud banging]
I've got to help them.
What are you going
to do?
I'm going to get
the tank.
[loud banging]
What are you doing?
I'm going to chop that son
of a bitch to pieces.
Max, be careful!
Are you crazy?
That's suicide!
That thing is going to bust
in the door any second.
[loud banging]
Bullets are bouncining off it o
unless you got a better idea.
Hey! Hey!!!!
You want a taste of this!
Damn it!
Well we'd better
do something!
Hey!
You want a taste of this!
[loud bangs]
Jake!
Jake! Jake, get ready!!
Jake!
Jake!
It's Max.
Alright, everybody
stay here.
Open the door.
Jake!
Jake, get ready!
Drop the tank!!
Get outta there!!
Run Max!!
Max, watch out!
Shoot it!
Move now, get out!
[dramatic music intensifies]
[gun fire]
[explosion]
Max!
Max!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
[screams]
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be damned.
[dramatic music]
Help!
Amanda, look!
What?
The chink in the armour!
[sobbing]
Help!!! Help!!!!!!
[dramatic music]
Earl!
Earl!
[sobbing]
Max!
Get up!
[sobbing]
Move!
[sobbing]
Help! Help!!!!!!
Come on!
Are you okay, Max?
Max!
It don't like booze.
Earl, you alright?
Let's get you up.
Lets get out of here.
[sobbing]
Get up, get up!
Grab some bottles!
What is that?
What are you doing?
It doesn't like alcohol.
Have a drink you alien
son of a bitch.
[sobbing]
Baby.
Are you okay?
[sobbing]
Yeah, but I
touched it.
Why didn't it kill me?
The metal was infected
with a bacteria
that feeds on blood iron.
Thank God you're anemic.
I'd say we got every
single one of them
small fry alien bastards.
What are we going to do
with all this scrap metal?
Well I can tell you what
we're not going to do with it.
Don't worry, I'm retiring
from the Golum business.
This stuffs all going in
the compacter just to be sure.
Yeah, well we're going
to take this with us,
just to be sure.
I'll go get the loader.
Yes!
Yes!
I know it's illegal to call
in a false report.
This is not a hoax.
What are you
looking for Earl?
My baby, she's
in here someplace.
Baby?
No, no, no, the Sheriff
and the deputy are dead,
do you understand that?
They're dead,
there is no law enforcement
in Redeemer right now.
Aha!! Here she is!
Look I just...
All that for a bottle
of liquor?
It's no ordinary
bottle of liquor,
this is Special Reserve.
This is worth more
than my damn truck.
I've been saving her
for a special occasion.
Well surviving last night
certainly qualifies.
I'll go find some glasses.
Okay, that's fine, you know
where to find me okay?
Yeah, you too.
Well, I just talked
to the State Police.
Do they believe you?
Not a word, they didn't
believe the kids either.
The good news is they're on
the way to arrest me.
What? What for?
Calling in a hoax.
That's the good news.
At least they are
coming, right?
You okay?
I will be.
We need to work on getting
you a girlfriend.
I told you, I'm picky.
How picky?
Very picky.
Well, nice to see
something good
came out of this
horror show.
Good timing.
Oh thank you.
Thank you.
[dramatic music]
Oh man, you've got
to be kidding me.
[dramatic music]
That bacteria really
doesn't want to die.
I sure hope they
appreciate fine liquor.
Well, we're going to have
to douse the entire yard,
just to be sure.
You got any more of that
Special Reserve stashed away?
Do bears crap in the woods?