Jabberjaw (2025) Movie Script
1
[BEEPING]
[RUMBLING]
Earthlings, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Earthlings, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Brad?
Are you awake yet?
Earthling, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Hey, you guys, welcome
back to my channel.
You may be wondering, what
the heck happened to my eye?
Tried to play softball,
it didn't go over well.
So today, I'm going
to give you a tutorial
of how to cover up a black eye.
[BOOING]
First of all, you need
to be very tender.
So you're going to need a few
different shades of makeup.
So the key here is to...
Morning.
Morning.
My head's killing me.
I hear the dog.
What are you doing?
Just getting ready.
Look, about last night,
I'm working on it.
Yeah, I know you are.
I mean it this time.
I know
OK.
Gotta get ready for work.
Thanks for the tip,
AndyAnaconda95.
Love you.
Soulmat86, you want
to see these feet?
You know what to do.
Don't forget, ladies and gents,
tip menu's in my bio down below.
[ALERT]
Oh, sorry, my ringer
was supposed to be off.
Oh, actually, it's my bestie.
Please hold.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, where should we go?
Wanderland?
What's that?
SoCal, nearby-ish, please.
Gas ain't cheap.
Today, two bad bitches.
$50 a night.
Not bad, but I think we
can do better than that.
Ooh, that's more like it.
Looks like we found a winner.
Sold.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
There she is.
Open the door.
Mm-mm.
You know the rules.
Cha-cha your chauffeur.
What are we, 10?
Cha-cha for your chauffeur.
Don't touch that dial.
We'll be right back with
more of your favorite music.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Drop it low, drop it low.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Normalize giving your
friend a performance
when they pick you up.
I hate you.
I love you too.
Thanks for being down
to the last minute.
You know me.
Oh, actually, could we book
this through my rideshare app.
And then I'll just
send you the money back
in exchange for five stars?
You're doing rideshares now?
I'm trying to get my rating up.
Oh, why is your rating so low?
Because some drunk girl
puked in my back seat.
Eww.
Well, don't worry, it's
actually all clean now.
But I gave her one
star, and then she
retaliated with one
star and claimed
I was lying about the upchuck.
Bitch.
That's why I got
this little dash cam.
It's unequivocal proof
should anything like that
ever happen again.
Wait, so you're
filming me right now?
Well, it's motion detected, so
it's technically always filming.
Oh.
So where are we going?
To the stars.
[DINGS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm turning it on silent.
Oh, would you film a little?
Film what?
For BigRichard69.
Who's BigRichard69?
Oh, one of my clients
is a little clingy.
He asked that I send
some footage of the trip.
That's a little
invasive, you know.
I mean, he's paying me
handsomely, so happy to do it.
Now get to rolling.
OK.
[SHUTTER NOISE]
Wait, that was a picture.
Wait, why am I acting like
I've never used a phone before?
OK.
Happy?
You look so cute.
Thanks.
A little bit of nature.
The LA River, folks.
The term river is
used rather loosely.
Elevated bacteria levels.
Lovely.
First things first, breakfast
burritos and coffee.
God, I'm starving.
OK.
Hey, look.
That's gross.
I must apologize,
the old bluetooth
gave out on me a while back,
so we're stuck with the radio.
Come on, give us something good.
Some, like, good
road trip tunes.
Like, something with soul,
something to get us pumped.
You could have prepared me.
I'm not really dressed for this.
This is barely hiking.
It's more of a scenic walk.
Oh my gosh, I'm going
to try not to fall.
Watch your step.
Here we go.
All righty, BigRichard69,
we drove out a bit further
and the sun came out, so we
had to stop for a little hike.
As you requested, I'm
filming everything,
and your girl is about
to get a little wet.
Love sharing all your
thoughts with the world.
I do not.
OK, socials will say otherwise.
Shall we take a look?
Bitch be calling me out.
Oh, and I still got a
little bit of service.
Happy Valentine's Day.
But really, though, all of you
in relationships and marriages
and stuff, I hope you're
keeping your assets
and your financials and
everything separate.
Because, really,
though, you never
know what's going to happen.
Be safe out there.
Love you.
Bye.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, so people in
LA always complain
about how New York smells
like hot garbage and pee.
But what I can't understand is
how it's so open out here in LA,
and it somehow still
smells like pee.
Like, that's a little
bewildering to me.
Note to self, if anything is
ever going on at the Hollywood
Bowl, don't leave your house.
Don't drive anywhere.
Don't do anything.
Stand corrected, bitch.
All right, let's go this way.
There's a waterfall at
the end of this trail.
We made it.
Nope, that's just a
little bitch version.
Apparently, the gusher
is further up there.
Eww.
I do not like that word, gusher.
Yep.
OK, now we made it.
Ready to go for a little swim?
Yeah, but it's cold.
Ah.
Don't splash me.
Eww.
You're right, it's freezing.
I'll let my phone take
the plunge for us.
Hey, I have a joke.
What can you say
in a job interview
that you can also say in bed?
I learned about this
position online.
Oh my God, bitch, that's great.
I was going to say, are
there any other openings
that I can fill?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, BigRichard69, we just
stopped for a potty break.
[RINGING]
Hey, Bradley.
I'm taking care of
your girl for you.
Jesus, give it back.
I was just playing.
Jesus.
No.
Anyway, like I was saying,
we stopped for a potty break.
But as we've
discussed at length,
pee is not one of my many
kinks, and your girl's gotta
have boundaries.
It's just for a few days.
It's not a big deal.
No.
[SCOFFS]
Yes.
Soon.
Please don't be mad.
What was that about?
What?
That phone call.
You didn't tell
Bradley about the trip?
Why not?
I... I don't want
to talk about it.
OK, well I do, bitch.
You've been acting off all day.
As a matter of fact, you've
been awful a lot lately.
I saw something on
your face back there.
On that call.
I saw an emotion that a man
should never give a woman.
Fear.
Tell me I'm wrong.
You're not wrong.
OK, listen, the place we're
going to is really pretty.
And we're going to have a drink.
You're going to spill
the tea, and we're
going to get through
this together, OK?
As best friends and
soulmates and badass women
that don't need no man.
I'm surprised you
didn't tell me sooner.
I didn't know how to.
I've known you since we
were prepubescent teenagers.
And Brad's always been, like,
controlling, possessive.
But I never imagined this.
So now what?
Well, I'm going to leave.
Of course you are.
This trip, it's impulsive,
but it's, like, my first step.
Oh, I've been recording.
I forgot I had this thing on.
Is that a body cam.
Mm-hmm.
He never noticed that?
Oh, God, no.
Half the time he's too
drunk to even see straight.
But I figure if I have
trouble shaking him
or if he gives me
any problems...
You'll have blackmail?
Right.
Proof?
Mm-hmm.
That's smart.
Turn that shit on.
What?
Why?
Because it's time you
captured some good memories
with that thing.
It's symbolic.
Here.
Penis.
Penis.
Stop.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis!
There could be families around.
Not until you yell it.
Penis!
Penis!
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Penis!
There's my girl.
Just like when we were kids?
Yeah, it really
worked back then.
And apparently, it
still works now.
You're smiling.
That I am.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Are you sure you're OK to drive?
I took, like, two sips.
I'm fine.
Come on.
I still can't believe you
busted out the old penis game.
Remember the kid in school
who would always play it?
Bust out with it right
in the middle of class.
God, he was so annoying.
Remember he'd always
mimic everyone too?
Do that annoying thing where
he repeats everything you say?
He was the worst.
What did we call him again?
Jabberjaw.
Jabberjaw, that's it.
Oh my God, I hated him.
What is that?
What?
Pull over.
Why?
Just pull over
Oh, hell no, bears?
Bears, Minnie?
Where are you taking me?
[LAUGHING]
Refill.
Woodpecker.
Oh, God.
Hurts my head just
looking at him.
He must have a headache.
Lock me up and
throw away the key.
I love this little weird town.
Get me with this squirrel.
How do you like these nuts?
Show the nuts.
How you like these nuts?
Me and my pilgrim wife.
Me and my pilgrim wife.
Fresh off the Mayflower.
Yes, we are pilgrims.
What's that accent?
Do your Bigfoot call.
[GROANING]
Woo.
Watch, our missing
persons posters
are going to show up
on that notice board.
Oh, girl, actually,
give me one sec.
That vino went right through me.
Voice mail.
Great.
I've texted and called
you a dozen times, Dylan.
Look, I checked your location.
I'm on the road right now.
If you won't answer your phone,
I'll make you talk to me,
face to face.
I got a shirt.
You paid for that thing?
No, free merch.
The guy that works in
there was such a weirdo.
He was totally hitting on me.
And he told me to check out his
website, which is right here.
Weird World.
What do you think
this site is for?
I'm going to assume
conspiracy theories.
In the 30 or so seconds
that we interacted,
he told me that the
moon landing was fake.
Oh, and he asked my opinion
on if there was a werewolf
astronaut on the moon,
would he only transform
during a full moon as
seen from planet Earth?
Or would he be a
werewolf the entire time?
Needless to say, I'm
ecstatic to take a look.
Ooh, this one's about SoCal.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey there, folklore
fanatics, welcome back
to Weird World,
your ultimate guide
to the supernatural
and the sensational.
I love that sexy voice.
It's definitely AI.
That guy didn't seem
like on camera type.
Not much of a looker.
Deep in the ancient forests
of the Golden State,
some say a towering furry
figure known as Sasquatch roams.
Not human.
More beast than man.
A monster of evolution.
One of the biggest
errors a man might make
is to disbelieve
what he hasn't seen.
Next, we're talking
about aliens.
With so many UFO sightings, it
seems like Southern California
might be the go-to spot
for extraterrestrials
looking for a quick vacation.
You're not from
this world, are you?
Dude's kind of hot.
Look at that smolder.
Would you please just
let me watch the video?
Creepy clerk guy put a
lot of effort into this.
Sorry.
Let the bologna resume.
You're so much like us.
After all, who wouldn't
want to kick back
in quaint little towns full
of small cabins, cozy bars,
local art galleries, and maybe
even a new age bookstore?
OK.
I saw a flying saucer.
All right, I get the point.
Yeah.
Oh, gross.
What?
Like, guy already
slid into my DMs.
No.
Here, let me see.
[GASPS]
Oh, gross.
Apparently, your DMs
are not the only thing
he'd like to slide into.
Men are the real monsters.
Yeah, I second that sentiment.
But we're not here for that.
We are here to keep
it light and have fun.
Mm-hmm.
Doctor's orders.
And the sun's setting, so let's
get to our accommodations.
Do you think that
people really believe
in that stuff from the video?
Like, local monsters
and legends?
These little towns, ones
off the beaten path,
they breed myths like that.
It's total bullshit.
Yeah.
People have nothing better
to do with their lives.
[STATIC NOISE]
And there goes the
radio reception.
Ugh, same with my phone.
Cute cabin.
OK, rich.
Don't get too excited.
That's not where we're staying.
What the?
What is that?
A tent, bitch.
I meant like a girls
getaway weekend.
Not a weekend of
pretending to be homeless.
It's a girls'
weekend camping trip.
But I was talking about
something relaxing,
like a winery in Santa Barbara.
Well, it's not like you gave
me very much of a heads up,
and your girl's on a budget.
OK, I guess it could be fun.
That's the spirit.
But what are we doing here?
Have you ever heard
of Wanderland?
Wanderland?
Wander, like W-A-N-D-E-R.
Nope.
It's kind of like those
housing rental apps.
But instead of renting
out their pads,
people can rent to campers, or
RVers, and outdoor enthusiast
to stay on their private land.
All right, let's have
an adventure, bitch.
Look at that sunset.
You don't see that
in Los Angeles.
Looks like she's mad at
me, ladies and gents.
I'm not mad.
I'm just taking a bath.
Looks like a good spot, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
Are you going to help
me, or are you just going
to take videos of me?
Just take videos of you.
Lazy bitch.
Yeah, good job.
Full moon.
Spooky.
Watch out for werewolves.
I feel like I need a
harmonica out here.
Or a bottle of whiskey.
I brought cowboy hats.
Ooh, cute.
Have you ever heard the tall
tale of Hansel and Gretel?
And they wandered
through the forest
to the witch's
house made of candy.
But it's not gluten-free.
What?
And Hansel has celiac's disease.
Wow.
That would really frightened
the masses of Los Angeles.
Mm-hmm.
I am impressed that you
remembered to bring firewood.
So how are you going to
get BigRichard69 rock's off
if your phone is not
getting any service?
Well, I'm just going
to edit everything
all together once we're home.
Because half the time,
when my mouth is running,
I'm not even processing
what's going on in my brain.
So I just have to pick
all the good stuff
and worry about it later before
I send anything to the perv.
What about Brad?
It's nice not to have to
worry about him for a change.
Mmm.
So what you mean is that I made
a good call by bringing us out
here to rough it?
Yeah, you made a good call.
Hi, BigRichard.
These cowgirls are in
the tent, and we are
getting ready for sleepy time.
And look what I brought,
powered by a battery pack.
Magical.
OK, let's go to sleep.
I'm tired, you're drunk.
You're drunk too.
Better not snore.
I would never.
Oh.
I'm the big spoon.
Oh, the tent is spinning.
You're right, I am drunk.
[BEEPING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Can't get comfortable.
I'm like, sleeping on
a rock or something.
I have to pee.
What time is it?
Hey, your phone is
still recording.
Oh, shit.
It's gonna drain all my battery.
I think this is far enough.
Good a spot as any.
It's creepy out here.
Minnie?
Is that you?
OK.
[RUSTLING]
Holy shit.
Hey, were you just out there?
No, I dozed off again.
Are you messing with me?
No, dude, I swear.
Check my camera recording
if you don't believe me.
I haven't budged from the tent.
What's wrong?
No, I just... there's
someone out there.
Are you messing with me?
I'm serious.
You sure?
It's probably just campers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I gave them a free show.
I've taught you well.
OK, can we go back to bed now?
Yeah.
[RUSTLING]
Did you hear that?
[INAUDIBLE] just
keep [INAUDIBLE].
[FOOTSTEPS]
Hey.
Stop it.
Who is it?
[FOOTSTEPS]
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck?
I said, who's out there?
Who's out there?
This is not funny.
Do you think it could be Brad?
I don't know.
I'm messing with you
No.
I don't know.
Brad, is that you, asshole?
If it is him, don't
antagonize him.
No.
I don't think that's Brad.
Film him.
You were filming him
before we got here.
And now if it's him outside,
you can keep filming him.
OK.
Oh.
It's actually recording.
OK.
OK.
Good.
Oh, this is so stupid.
Minnie, what are you doing?
Why don't you come out?
I don't want them to come out.
[RUSTLING]
I didn't see anyone out there.
Yeah, but we know
someone is out there.
No, I know.
I think we should go.
OK.
Yeah.
Let's go to the car.
What about all of our stuff?
No, we'll come back
for it tomorrow.
Let's go.
Ready?
Ready.
If you try anything, we're
filming you, asshole.
Do you see anything?
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
Watch out.
This way.
[PANTING]
You see that?
What is that?
Is that a foundation?
Like an old house?
[POPPING]
Did you hear that?
Let's go.
I think somebody is in there.
Then that's exactly
where we shouldn't be.
If someone's screwing with
us, I want to face this guy.
Just a quick peek.
Hello?
Are you crazy, Minnie?
No.
Not mimicking us now, huh?
Get back here.
Minnie.
Please, let's go.
I know you're there.
I can hear you.
OK, you're right,
I chickened out.
Thank God.
What are you doing?
Don't look back.
Oh my God.
What was that?
[BEEPING]
Oh, shit, I forgot
the keys in the tent.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I was just freaking
out a little bit.
We're not going
to go back there.
No, I know.
So what are we going to do?
They rent out the cabin, too.
I just didn't want
to pay for it.
What are you doing?
I'm looking for a way to get in.
Is it empty?
It looks like it.
So you're just
going to break in?
Do you have a better idea?
I'll look around the back.
Uh, OK, I'll just
wait here, I guess.
[RUSTLING]
I do not like this.
Someone out there?
Is there someone out there?
Someone out there?
Is there someone out there?
I found an open window.
They're doing that
mimicking thing again.
Oh, look.
Do you see a
landline or anything?
No, not yet.
And actually, now that I think
about it, once we find one,
what are we going to do?
Like you said, we're
breaking and entering,
so are we going to
call the police?
It would be nice
to have the option.
True.
OK, let's keep looking.
This place is nice.
Ooh, they got tunes.
Not many options.
No, thanks.
Brussels sprouts and corn?
Even less inspiring.
That's not a pantry.
Bleak.
Very bleak.
Spooking yourself.
Hey.
Jesus, you scared me.
Sorry.
No landline?
No landline.
How about Wi-Fi?
Well, I didn't
pay for the cabin,
so they didn't send
us the password.
Oh, shit.
What now?
Well, it's wooded, but
it's not super remote,
so we could make it to the
neighbor's house in the next 10
minutes.
It's nothing.
Yeah, it's nothing if
someone isn't stalking us
from the tree lines.
OK.
So we just wait until morning.
We'll lock up all the
windows and doors,
and it'll be light in
a few hours anyways.
What if whoever's out
there gets in here?
Let's hope they don't.
Hey, what's your passcode?
What?
Are you stealing their food?
Well, we left all of our snacks
behind in the tent and all
that running made me hungry.
And they don't have any
booze, I already checked.
Let's lighten up
the vibe in here.
Why were you asking
about my phone?
Well, because you were filming
out there by the foundation,
right?
Yeah.
So maybe you got whoever
was out there on your phone.
Smart thinking.
Let me do it.
Maybe a little dangerous for you
to look through my camera roll.
Relax, I've seen
your tits before.
Don't look back.
Is that a mask?
What?
Well, it's pretty blurry.
Why would someone
be wearing a mask?
To fuck with us.
All right, it's
my turn to go pee.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Brad?
If that's you, this isn't cool.
I heard you yelling.
What did I miss?
Someone's shining a
light to the door.
Like spying on us?
I don't know.
What the hell?
[MUSIC SKIPPING]
What the fuck?
This is not funny.
Holy shit.
And now they what,
cut the power?
Where are you?
I'm here.
Holy shit, I can't see anything.
Where are the flashlights?
I'm looking.
Me too.
I think I left mine
in the kitchen.
Why are we whispering?
I don't know.
I just... I feel exposed.
Shh.
Quiet.
Listen.
Can you hear anything?
Anyone?
Like someone mocking us?
No, nothing.
Just silence.
I ran into something.
I think it was a lamp.
[CLINKING]
Shit.
The wine glasses.
I can't see my hand in front
of my face, it's so dark.
And quiet.
No hum of the refrigerator,
no buzzing lights.
I don't like it.
Oh, flashlight, I found one.
Thank God.
Oh, fucking thing.
This thing's not even working.
Oh, there it goes.
I got mine, too.
What the hell is that?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
The car headlights.
Did it stop?
This is so stupid.
Minnie, you don't
know who's out there.
Well, I'm going to find out.
Hey, don't.
It looks like
there's no one there.
I'm going to go
check around back.
Yo, you find this
amusing, sneaking around,
spooking a few chicks?
Whoever's out there, come out.
This isn't funny, asshole.
Do you see anyone out there?
No, it's really dark.
OK, well, just come back inside.
All right.
[PANTING]
What?
There was just
somebody out there.
You must have seen them.
I didn't see anyone.
What?
He must have walked
right by you.
Me?
Yeah.
Was it Brad?
I don't know.
I couldn't tell.
No, no, it couldn't
have been him.
I turned my phone off
earlier, and there's
no way he could have
known where I was.
No, it wasn't him.
OK, then who?
I don't know, maybe it was
one of your crazy fans.
What?
No.
I never share personal
information or post my location.
OK.
Maybe we just chalk it up to the
horror movie cliche, local kids?
Yeah, it's possible.
And it's a boring Friday night.
So if those little shits
are anything like us,
they're probably lit up
like the 4th of July.
The biggest errors
a man might make.
Do you hear that?
Is that [INAUDIBLE]?
With so many UFO sightings, it
seems like Southern California
might be the go-to spot
for extraterrestrials
looking for a quick vacation.
You're not from
this world, are you?
You're so much like us.
After all, who wouldn't
want to kick back
in quaint little towns full
of small cabins, cozy bars,
local art galleries,
and maybe even a...
And why that specific clip
out of any other clip?
No, stop.
Don't even finish that thought.
Do not let your imagination
run away from you.
My imagination?
No.
How do you explain that?
And how do you explain
the lights too?
A power surge.
A power surge?
And what caused it, exactly?
Look, see, the
lights are back on.
OK.
Maybe it's not a
person out there.
What do you mean?
Maybe it's something else.
Something?
[SCOFFS]
Oh my God, Dylan,
don't crack on me now.
But, OK, it's not just
the lights and the phone,
but what about that face?
It's mask.
No, something...
something feels off.
How are you just
acting so normal?
How are you not freaking out?
Of course I'm freaking out.
OK?
It's called being strong,
which apparently you
don't know how to do.
I'm sorry.
I went too far.
No, it's fine.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry You are strong.
You wouldn't be
here if you weren't.
You wouldn't have asked to
take this trip if you weren't.
And I just...
I don't like showing weakness.
And this whole trip has
just been really weird.
No, you're right.
Even if it's Brad,
or if it's some kid,
or if it's someone
else with something
more in mind than
just fucking with us,
we have to be ready to
stick up for ourselves.
There's my girl.
[RUSTLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Why are you recording?
This isn't for
BigRichard 69, is it?
I don't know, I
guess it just makes
me feel like somebody
else is here.
Yeah.
Are we going to sleep
with all the lights on?
I wasn't going to sleep at all.
Oh, true.
I don't know why I said that.
Sun's almost up.
Why do you think
they're mimicking us?
Oh, like freaking Jabberjaw.
Yeah, but instead of annoying...
It's really creepy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis!
I love you.
I love you too.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHIRPING]
Can't believe we fell asleep.
OK.
You're OK.
The sun's up.
We're fine.
Just get to the keys, get to
the car, and get home to Brad
and turn right
back around again.
Once and for all.
Hello, pinetop,
what are you doing
sitting around here with your
head hung down, looking so sad?
I just think about all these
piano players going around here,
making big money playing
on these records.
Well, why don't you play
on some of these records?
That's a good idea.
Boy, I believe I can start
[INAUDIBLE] right now.
Hey, Minnie.
I managed to rustle
up some coffee.
Are you ready...
Minnie?
Where'd you go?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Did she go outside?
Minnie?
Still locked.
Of course.
Minnie?
Must have gone for the keys.
Are you out here?
Now, if I could only
remember where the tent is.
Found the road, but
there's no one around.
OK.
OK, I'm not going
to lie, I'm starting
to get a little worried.
Minnie?
Minnie?
Are you in there?
Oh, what is that smell?
Keys.
Keys, keys, keys,
keys, keys, keys, keys.
Oh my God, Minnie.
Minnie, what happened to you?
Can't believe we fell asleep.
Minnie, wake up.
Come outside.
Minnie.
Dylan?
Where are you?
Outside.
Oh my God, I can't
believe that's been
recording the whole time.
My memory's going to run out.
Hey, I'm ready to
get the keys and go.
Coming.
Dylan.
Dylan?
Go, Dylan.
Where'd you go?
Well, there's a trail.
That's a good sign.
Trails mean people.
Another one of those
abandoned houses.
Picnic area, cabin, more
things that mean people.
But at the moment, I'm looking
for one person in particular.
So weird.
I heard Dylan calling me
out here, but now I'm here
and I don't see her anywhere.
[SQUAWKING]
Shit.
Started by a stupid bird.
Butts.
Wait, what is that sound?
[RUMBLING]
Holy shit.
What the hell are those?
[RUMBLING]
Just like that,
they're already gone.
What the?
Fuck this.
I'm peacing out.
Tell me you didn't
just see that.
Starting to think a girl's
weekend camping trip
was a mistake.
[FOOTSTEPS]
The fuck.
OK, Minnie, I guess
coming alone in the forest
wasn't such a good idea.
Thank God.
[GASPS]
I'm out of here.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
I was looking for the keys.
I went out for the tent
and got turned around.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Are you ready to go home?
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
I was looking for the keys.
I went out for the tent
and got turned around.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Are you ready to go home?
Hi.
Hello.
Hi there.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
[FOOTSTEPS]
OK, it's been
silent long enough.
You gotta look.
You gotta look, you gotta look.
Looks like I'm alone now.
I just got to make a run for it.
[GRUNTS]
Jesus, did you just
seriously fall?
Now which way to the cabin?
Which way?
[PANTING]
Hi there.
Minnie, where have you been?
I was getting the keys.
I went looking for the tent
and I got turned around.
Oh.
Well, I was worried when I
woke up and you weren't there.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Yeah, sure.
I'll drive.
I thought you wanted to go home?
Soon.
Let me show you something.
Where are you?
Did you go upstairs?
Thank God.
Wi-Fi.
You tried to leave.
There's more than one of you.
Who are you?
What are you?
It's me, Dylan.
It's me.
No, you're not.
You're mimicking Minnie,
but you're not Minnie.
What makes you say that?
Because I saw her body.
You killed her.
[INAUDIBLE]
[PANTING]
Go away.
We're not going to do that.
What do you want?
To observe.
And to do that,
we must blend in.
We must kill to copy.
You murdered Minnie
to become her.
I waited for you to separate.
That's why you
imitated our voices.
Your language.
It's new to you.
We communicate differently.
You've seen our true form.
We draw unwanted attention.
And your friend out
there, what does he want?
To copy you.
I'd like to have a say in that.
Go away.
Sooner or later,
we'll get in there.
He needs a host.
A car.
Dylan, I know you're in there.
Brad?
How did he find me?
Minnie, are you still there?
Dylan.
[KNOCKING]
I know you're in there.
Who is that?
He's no one.
Who the hell is in this cabin?
You said you needed a host.
What about him?
Come on.
Turning on your own kind.
Humans are fascinating.
He hurt me.
He hurt you?
Open up.
I just want to talk,
work things out.
So hurt him.
I could tell you were nearby
when you turned your phone off
yesterday.
I've been driving around
in fucking circles.
20 minutes ago, your
location popped up again.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is fucking bullshit, Dylan.
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic, really.
Running off, too
afraid to face me?
You don't... you don't want me
to bust this fucking door down,
OK?
So do us both a favor
and let me the fuck in.
(SINGING) I can the man that
made me what I am today.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Following reports of what
appeared to be meteors.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Streaking through the atmosphere
before landing in various areas.
Shortly after the event...
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Numerous locals have reported
unusual behavior in their loved
ones, acting differently,
exhibiting strange moods
and erratic actions, and
in some cases, violence.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[BEEPING]
[RUMBLING]
Earthlings, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Earthlings, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Brad?
Are you awake yet?
Earthling, prepare to fight.
The enemy is among us.
Hey, you guys, welcome
back to my channel.
You may be wondering, what
the heck happened to my eye?
Tried to play softball,
it didn't go over well.
So today, I'm going
to give you a tutorial
of how to cover up a black eye.
[BOOING]
First of all, you need
to be very tender.
So you're going to need a few
different shades of makeup.
So the key here is to...
Morning.
Morning.
My head's killing me.
I hear the dog.
What are you doing?
Just getting ready.
Look, about last night,
I'm working on it.
Yeah, I know you are.
I mean it this time.
I know
OK.
Gotta get ready for work.
Thanks for the tip,
AndyAnaconda95.
Love you.
Soulmat86, you want
to see these feet?
You know what to do.
Don't forget, ladies and gents,
tip menu's in my bio down below.
[ALERT]
Oh, sorry, my ringer
was supposed to be off.
Oh, actually, it's my bestie.
Please hold.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, where should we go?
Wanderland?
What's that?
SoCal, nearby-ish, please.
Gas ain't cheap.
Today, two bad bitches.
$50 a night.
Not bad, but I think we
can do better than that.
Ooh, that's more like it.
Looks like we found a winner.
Sold.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
There she is.
Open the door.
Mm-mm.
You know the rules.
Cha-cha your chauffeur.
What are we, 10?
Cha-cha for your chauffeur.
Don't touch that dial.
We'll be right back with
more of your favorite music.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Drop it low, drop it low.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Normalize giving your
friend a performance
when they pick you up.
I hate you.
I love you too.
Thanks for being down
to the last minute.
You know me.
Oh, actually, could we book
this through my rideshare app.
And then I'll just
send you the money back
in exchange for five stars?
You're doing rideshares now?
I'm trying to get my rating up.
Oh, why is your rating so low?
Because some drunk girl
puked in my back seat.
Eww.
Well, don't worry, it's
actually all clean now.
But I gave her one
star, and then she
retaliated with one
star and claimed
I was lying about the upchuck.
Bitch.
That's why I got
this little dash cam.
It's unequivocal proof
should anything like that
ever happen again.
Wait, so you're
filming me right now?
Well, it's motion detected, so
it's technically always filming.
Oh.
So where are we going?
To the stars.
[DINGS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm turning it on silent.
Oh, would you film a little?
Film what?
For BigRichard69.
Who's BigRichard69?
Oh, one of my clients
is a little clingy.
He asked that I send
some footage of the trip.
That's a little
invasive, you know.
I mean, he's paying me
handsomely, so happy to do it.
Now get to rolling.
OK.
[SHUTTER NOISE]
Wait, that was a picture.
Wait, why am I acting like
I've never used a phone before?
OK.
Happy?
You look so cute.
Thanks.
A little bit of nature.
The LA River, folks.
The term river is
used rather loosely.
Elevated bacteria levels.
Lovely.
First things first, breakfast
burritos and coffee.
God, I'm starving.
OK.
Hey, look.
That's gross.
I must apologize,
the old bluetooth
gave out on me a while back,
so we're stuck with the radio.
Come on, give us something good.
Some, like, good
road trip tunes.
Like, something with soul,
something to get us pumped.
You could have prepared me.
I'm not really dressed for this.
This is barely hiking.
It's more of a scenic walk.
Oh my gosh, I'm going
to try not to fall.
Watch your step.
Here we go.
All righty, BigRichard69,
we drove out a bit further
and the sun came out, so we
had to stop for a little hike.
As you requested, I'm
filming everything,
and your girl is about
to get a little wet.
Love sharing all your
thoughts with the world.
I do not.
OK, socials will say otherwise.
Shall we take a look?
Bitch be calling me out.
Oh, and I still got a
little bit of service.
Happy Valentine's Day.
But really, though, all of you
in relationships and marriages
and stuff, I hope you're
keeping your assets
and your financials and
everything separate.
Because, really,
though, you never
know what's going to happen.
Be safe out there.
Love you.
Bye.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, so people in
LA always complain
about how New York smells
like hot garbage and pee.
But what I can't understand is
how it's so open out here in LA,
and it somehow still
smells like pee.
Like, that's a little
bewildering to me.
Note to self, if anything is
ever going on at the Hollywood
Bowl, don't leave your house.
Don't drive anywhere.
Don't do anything.
Stand corrected, bitch.
All right, let's go this way.
There's a waterfall at
the end of this trail.
We made it.
Nope, that's just a
little bitch version.
Apparently, the gusher
is further up there.
Eww.
I do not like that word, gusher.
Yep.
OK, now we made it.
Ready to go for a little swim?
Yeah, but it's cold.
Ah.
Don't splash me.
Eww.
You're right, it's freezing.
I'll let my phone take
the plunge for us.
Hey, I have a joke.
What can you say
in a job interview
that you can also say in bed?
I learned about this
position online.
Oh my God, bitch, that's great.
I was going to say, are
there any other openings
that I can fill?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, BigRichard69, we just
stopped for a potty break.
[RINGING]
Hey, Bradley.
I'm taking care of
your girl for you.
Jesus, give it back.
I was just playing.
Jesus.
No.
Anyway, like I was saying,
we stopped for a potty break.
But as we've
discussed at length,
pee is not one of my many
kinks, and your girl's gotta
have boundaries.
It's just for a few days.
It's not a big deal.
No.
[SCOFFS]
Yes.
Soon.
Please don't be mad.
What was that about?
What?
That phone call.
You didn't tell
Bradley about the trip?
Why not?
I... I don't want
to talk about it.
OK, well I do, bitch.
You've been acting off all day.
As a matter of fact, you've
been awful a lot lately.
I saw something on
your face back there.
On that call.
I saw an emotion that a man
should never give a woman.
Fear.
Tell me I'm wrong.
You're not wrong.
OK, listen, the place we're
going to is really pretty.
And we're going to have a drink.
You're going to spill
the tea, and we're
going to get through
this together, OK?
As best friends and
soulmates and badass women
that don't need no man.
I'm surprised you
didn't tell me sooner.
I didn't know how to.
I've known you since we
were prepubescent teenagers.
And Brad's always been, like,
controlling, possessive.
But I never imagined this.
So now what?
Well, I'm going to leave.
Of course you are.
This trip, it's impulsive,
but it's, like, my first step.
Oh, I've been recording.
I forgot I had this thing on.
Is that a body cam.
Mm-hmm.
He never noticed that?
Oh, God, no.
Half the time he's too
drunk to even see straight.
But I figure if I have
trouble shaking him
or if he gives me
any problems...
You'll have blackmail?
Right.
Proof?
Mm-hmm.
That's smart.
Turn that shit on.
What?
Why?
Because it's time you
captured some good memories
with that thing.
It's symbolic.
Here.
Penis.
Penis.
Stop.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis!
There could be families around.
Not until you yell it.
Penis!
Penis!
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Penis!
There's my girl.
Just like when we were kids?
Yeah, it really
worked back then.
And apparently, it
still works now.
You're smiling.
That I am.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Are you sure you're OK to drive?
I took, like, two sips.
I'm fine.
Come on.
I still can't believe you
busted out the old penis game.
Remember the kid in school
who would always play it?
Bust out with it right
in the middle of class.
God, he was so annoying.
Remember he'd always
mimic everyone too?
Do that annoying thing where
he repeats everything you say?
He was the worst.
What did we call him again?
Jabberjaw.
Jabberjaw, that's it.
Oh my God, I hated him.
What is that?
What?
Pull over.
Why?
Just pull over
Oh, hell no, bears?
Bears, Minnie?
Where are you taking me?
[LAUGHING]
Refill.
Woodpecker.
Oh, God.
Hurts my head just
looking at him.
He must have a headache.
Lock me up and
throw away the key.
I love this little weird town.
Get me with this squirrel.
How do you like these nuts?
Show the nuts.
How you like these nuts?
Me and my pilgrim wife.
Me and my pilgrim wife.
Fresh off the Mayflower.
Yes, we are pilgrims.
What's that accent?
Do your Bigfoot call.
[GROANING]
Woo.
Watch, our missing
persons posters
are going to show up
on that notice board.
Oh, girl, actually,
give me one sec.
That vino went right through me.
Voice mail.
Great.
I've texted and called
you a dozen times, Dylan.
Look, I checked your location.
I'm on the road right now.
If you won't answer your phone,
I'll make you talk to me,
face to face.
I got a shirt.
You paid for that thing?
No, free merch.
The guy that works in
there was such a weirdo.
He was totally hitting on me.
And he told me to check out his
website, which is right here.
Weird World.
What do you think
this site is for?
I'm going to assume
conspiracy theories.
In the 30 or so seconds
that we interacted,
he told me that the
moon landing was fake.
Oh, and he asked my opinion
on if there was a werewolf
astronaut on the moon,
would he only transform
during a full moon as
seen from planet Earth?
Or would he be a
werewolf the entire time?
Needless to say, I'm
ecstatic to take a look.
Ooh, this one's about SoCal.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey there, folklore
fanatics, welcome back
to Weird World,
your ultimate guide
to the supernatural
and the sensational.
I love that sexy voice.
It's definitely AI.
That guy didn't seem
like on camera type.
Not much of a looker.
Deep in the ancient forests
of the Golden State,
some say a towering furry
figure known as Sasquatch roams.
Not human.
More beast than man.
A monster of evolution.
One of the biggest
errors a man might make
is to disbelieve
what he hasn't seen.
Next, we're talking
about aliens.
With so many UFO sightings, it
seems like Southern California
might be the go-to spot
for extraterrestrials
looking for a quick vacation.
You're not from
this world, are you?
Dude's kind of hot.
Look at that smolder.
Would you please just
let me watch the video?
Creepy clerk guy put a
lot of effort into this.
Sorry.
Let the bologna resume.
You're so much like us.
After all, who wouldn't
want to kick back
in quaint little towns full
of small cabins, cozy bars,
local art galleries, and maybe
even a new age bookstore?
OK.
I saw a flying saucer.
All right, I get the point.
Yeah.
Oh, gross.
What?
Like, guy already
slid into my DMs.
No.
Here, let me see.
[GASPS]
Oh, gross.
Apparently, your DMs
are not the only thing
he'd like to slide into.
Men are the real monsters.
Yeah, I second that sentiment.
But we're not here for that.
We are here to keep
it light and have fun.
Mm-hmm.
Doctor's orders.
And the sun's setting, so let's
get to our accommodations.
Do you think that
people really believe
in that stuff from the video?
Like, local monsters
and legends?
These little towns, ones
off the beaten path,
they breed myths like that.
It's total bullshit.
Yeah.
People have nothing better
to do with their lives.
[STATIC NOISE]
And there goes the
radio reception.
Ugh, same with my phone.
Cute cabin.
OK, rich.
Don't get too excited.
That's not where we're staying.
What the?
What is that?
A tent, bitch.
I meant like a girls
getaway weekend.
Not a weekend of
pretending to be homeless.
It's a girls'
weekend camping trip.
But I was talking about
something relaxing,
like a winery in Santa Barbara.
Well, it's not like you gave
me very much of a heads up,
and your girl's on a budget.
OK, I guess it could be fun.
That's the spirit.
But what are we doing here?
Have you ever heard
of Wanderland?
Wanderland?
Wander, like W-A-N-D-E-R.
Nope.
It's kind of like those
housing rental apps.
But instead of renting
out their pads,
people can rent to campers, or
RVers, and outdoor enthusiast
to stay on their private land.
All right, let's have
an adventure, bitch.
Look at that sunset.
You don't see that
in Los Angeles.
Looks like she's mad at
me, ladies and gents.
I'm not mad.
I'm just taking a bath.
Looks like a good spot, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
Are you going to help
me, or are you just going
to take videos of me?
Just take videos of you.
Lazy bitch.
Yeah, good job.
Full moon.
Spooky.
Watch out for werewolves.
I feel like I need a
harmonica out here.
Or a bottle of whiskey.
I brought cowboy hats.
Ooh, cute.
Have you ever heard the tall
tale of Hansel and Gretel?
And they wandered
through the forest
to the witch's
house made of candy.
But it's not gluten-free.
What?
And Hansel has celiac's disease.
Wow.
That would really frightened
the masses of Los Angeles.
Mm-hmm.
I am impressed that you
remembered to bring firewood.
So how are you going to
get BigRichard69 rock's off
if your phone is not
getting any service?
Well, I'm just going
to edit everything
all together once we're home.
Because half the time,
when my mouth is running,
I'm not even processing
what's going on in my brain.
So I just have to pick
all the good stuff
and worry about it later before
I send anything to the perv.
What about Brad?
It's nice not to have to
worry about him for a change.
Mmm.
So what you mean is that I made
a good call by bringing us out
here to rough it?
Yeah, you made a good call.
Hi, BigRichard.
These cowgirls are in
the tent, and we are
getting ready for sleepy time.
And look what I brought,
powered by a battery pack.
Magical.
OK, let's go to sleep.
I'm tired, you're drunk.
You're drunk too.
Better not snore.
I would never.
Oh.
I'm the big spoon.
Oh, the tent is spinning.
You're right, I am drunk.
[BEEPING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Can't get comfortable.
I'm like, sleeping on
a rock or something.
I have to pee.
What time is it?
Hey, your phone is
still recording.
Oh, shit.
It's gonna drain all my battery.
I think this is far enough.
Good a spot as any.
It's creepy out here.
Minnie?
Is that you?
OK.
[RUSTLING]
Holy shit.
Hey, were you just out there?
No, I dozed off again.
Are you messing with me?
No, dude, I swear.
Check my camera recording
if you don't believe me.
I haven't budged from the tent.
What's wrong?
No, I just... there's
someone out there.
Are you messing with me?
I'm serious.
You sure?
It's probably just campers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I gave them a free show.
I've taught you well.
OK, can we go back to bed now?
Yeah.
[RUSTLING]
Did you hear that?
[INAUDIBLE] just
keep [INAUDIBLE].
[FOOTSTEPS]
Hey.
Stop it.
Who is it?
[FOOTSTEPS]
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck?
I said, who's out there?
Who's out there?
This is not funny.
Do you think it could be Brad?
I don't know.
I'm messing with you
No.
I don't know.
Brad, is that you, asshole?
If it is him, don't
antagonize him.
No.
I don't think that's Brad.
Film him.
You were filming him
before we got here.
And now if it's him outside,
you can keep filming him.
OK.
Oh.
It's actually recording.
OK.
OK.
Good.
Oh, this is so stupid.
Minnie, what are you doing?
Why don't you come out?
I don't want them to come out.
[RUSTLING]
I didn't see anyone out there.
Yeah, but we know
someone is out there.
No, I know.
I think we should go.
OK.
Yeah.
Let's go to the car.
What about all of our stuff?
No, we'll come back
for it tomorrow.
Let's go.
Ready?
Ready.
If you try anything, we're
filming you, asshole.
Do you see anything?
Oh my God.
Oh, God.
Watch out.
This way.
[PANTING]
You see that?
What is that?
Is that a foundation?
Like an old house?
[POPPING]
Did you hear that?
Let's go.
I think somebody is in there.
Then that's exactly
where we shouldn't be.
If someone's screwing with
us, I want to face this guy.
Just a quick peek.
Hello?
Are you crazy, Minnie?
No.
Not mimicking us now, huh?
Get back here.
Minnie.
Please, let's go.
I know you're there.
I can hear you.
OK, you're right,
I chickened out.
Thank God.
What are you doing?
Don't look back.
Oh my God.
What was that?
[BEEPING]
Oh, shit, I forgot
the keys in the tent.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I was just freaking
out a little bit.
We're not going
to go back there.
No, I know.
So what are we going to do?
They rent out the cabin, too.
I just didn't want
to pay for it.
What are you doing?
I'm looking for a way to get in.
Is it empty?
It looks like it.
So you're just
going to break in?
Do you have a better idea?
I'll look around the back.
Uh, OK, I'll just
wait here, I guess.
[RUSTLING]
I do not like this.
Someone out there?
Is there someone out there?
Someone out there?
Is there someone out there?
I found an open window.
They're doing that
mimicking thing again.
Oh, look.
Do you see a
landline or anything?
No, not yet.
And actually, now that I think
about it, once we find one,
what are we going to do?
Like you said, we're
breaking and entering,
so are we going to
call the police?
It would be nice
to have the option.
True.
OK, let's keep looking.
This place is nice.
Ooh, they got tunes.
Not many options.
No, thanks.
Brussels sprouts and corn?
Even less inspiring.
That's not a pantry.
Bleak.
Very bleak.
Spooking yourself.
Hey.
Jesus, you scared me.
Sorry.
No landline?
No landline.
How about Wi-Fi?
Well, I didn't
pay for the cabin,
so they didn't send
us the password.
Oh, shit.
What now?
Well, it's wooded, but
it's not super remote,
so we could make it to the
neighbor's house in the next 10
minutes.
It's nothing.
Yeah, it's nothing if
someone isn't stalking us
from the tree lines.
OK.
So we just wait until morning.
We'll lock up all the
windows and doors,
and it'll be light in
a few hours anyways.
What if whoever's out
there gets in here?
Let's hope they don't.
Hey, what's your passcode?
What?
Are you stealing their food?
Well, we left all of our snacks
behind in the tent and all
that running made me hungry.
And they don't have any
booze, I already checked.
Let's lighten up
the vibe in here.
Why were you asking
about my phone?
Well, because you were filming
out there by the foundation,
right?
Yeah.
So maybe you got whoever
was out there on your phone.
Smart thinking.
Let me do it.
Maybe a little dangerous for you
to look through my camera roll.
Relax, I've seen
your tits before.
Don't look back.
Is that a mask?
What?
Well, it's pretty blurry.
Why would someone
be wearing a mask?
To fuck with us.
All right, it's
my turn to go pee.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Brad?
If that's you, this isn't cool.
I heard you yelling.
What did I miss?
Someone's shining a
light to the door.
Like spying on us?
I don't know.
What the hell?
[MUSIC SKIPPING]
What the fuck?
This is not funny.
Holy shit.
And now they what,
cut the power?
Where are you?
I'm here.
Holy shit, I can't see anything.
Where are the flashlights?
I'm looking.
Me too.
I think I left mine
in the kitchen.
Why are we whispering?
I don't know.
I just... I feel exposed.
Shh.
Quiet.
Listen.
Can you hear anything?
Anyone?
Like someone mocking us?
No, nothing.
Just silence.
I ran into something.
I think it was a lamp.
[CLINKING]
Shit.
The wine glasses.
I can't see my hand in front
of my face, it's so dark.
And quiet.
No hum of the refrigerator,
no buzzing lights.
I don't like it.
Oh, flashlight, I found one.
Thank God.
Oh, fucking thing.
This thing's not even working.
Oh, there it goes.
I got mine, too.
What the hell is that?
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
The car headlights.
Did it stop?
This is so stupid.
Minnie, you don't
know who's out there.
Well, I'm going to find out.
Hey, don't.
It looks like
there's no one there.
I'm going to go
check around back.
Yo, you find this
amusing, sneaking around,
spooking a few chicks?
Whoever's out there, come out.
This isn't funny, asshole.
Do you see anyone out there?
No, it's really dark.
OK, well, just come back inside.
All right.
[PANTING]
What?
There was just
somebody out there.
You must have seen them.
I didn't see anyone.
What?
He must have walked
right by you.
Me?
Yeah.
Was it Brad?
I don't know.
I couldn't tell.
No, no, it couldn't
have been him.
I turned my phone off
earlier, and there's
no way he could have
known where I was.
No, it wasn't him.
OK, then who?
I don't know, maybe it was
one of your crazy fans.
What?
No.
I never share personal
information or post my location.
OK.
Maybe we just chalk it up to the
horror movie cliche, local kids?
Yeah, it's possible.
And it's a boring Friday night.
So if those little shits
are anything like us,
they're probably lit up
like the 4th of July.
The biggest errors
a man might make.
Do you hear that?
Is that [INAUDIBLE]?
With so many UFO sightings, it
seems like Southern California
might be the go-to spot
for extraterrestrials
looking for a quick vacation.
You're not from
this world, are you?
You're so much like us.
After all, who wouldn't
want to kick back
in quaint little towns full
of small cabins, cozy bars,
local art galleries,
and maybe even a...
And why that specific clip
out of any other clip?
No, stop.
Don't even finish that thought.
Do not let your imagination
run away from you.
My imagination?
No.
How do you explain that?
And how do you explain
the lights too?
A power surge.
A power surge?
And what caused it, exactly?
Look, see, the
lights are back on.
OK.
Maybe it's not a
person out there.
What do you mean?
Maybe it's something else.
Something?
[SCOFFS]
Oh my God, Dylan,
don't crack on me now.
But, OK, it's not just
the lights and the phone,
but what about that face?
It's mask.
No, something...
something feels off.
How are you just
acting so normal?
How are you not freaking out?
Of course I'm freaking out.
OK?
It's called being strong,
which apparently you
don't know how to do.
I'm sorry.
I went too far.
No, it's fine.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry You are strong.
You wouldn't be
here if you weren't.
You wouldn't have asked to
take this trip if you weren't.
And I just...
I don't like showing weakness.
And this whole trip has
just been really weird.
No, you're right.
Even if it's Brad,
or if it's some kid,
or if it's someone
else with something
more in mind than
just fucking with us,
we have to be ready to
stick up for ourselves.
There's my girl.
[RUSTLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Why are you recording?
This isn't for
BigRichard 69, is it?
I don't know, I
guess it just makes
me feel like somebody
else is here.
Yeah.
Are we going to sleep
with all the lights on?
I wasn't going to sleep at all.
Oh, true.
I don't know why I said that.
Sun's almost up.
Why do you think
they're mimicking us?
Oh, like freaking Jabberjaw.
Yeah, but instead of annoying...
It's really creepy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis!
I love you.
I love you too.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHIRPING]
Can't believe we fell asleep.
OK.
You're OK.
The sun's up.
We're fine.
Just get to the keys, get to
the car, and get home to Brad
and turn right
back around again.
Once and for all.
Hello, pinetop,
what are you doing
sitting around here with your
head hung down, looking so sad?
I just think about all these
piano players going around here,
making big money playing
on these records.
Well, why don't you play
on some of these records?
That's a good idea.
Boy, I believe I can start
[INAUDIBLE] right now.
Hey, Minnie.
I managed to rustle
up some coffee.
Are you ready...
Minnie?
Where'd you go?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Did she go outside?
Minnie?
Still locked.
Of course.
Minnie?
Must have gone for the keys.
Are you out here?
Now, if I could only
remember where the tent is.
Found the road, but
there's no one around.
OK.
OK, I'm not going
to lie, I'm starting
to get a little worried.
Minnie?
Minnie?
Are you in there?
Oh, what is that smell?
Keys.
Keys, keys, keys,
keys, keys, keys, keys.
Oh my God, Minnie.
Minnie, what happened to you?
Can't believe we fell asleep.
Minnie, wake up.
Come outside.
Minnie.
Dylan?
Where are you?
Outside.
Oh my God, I can't
believe that's been
recording the whole time.
My memory's going to run out.
Hey, I'm ready to
get the keys and go.
Coming.
Dylan.
Dylan?
Go, Dylan.
Where'd you go?
Well, there's a trail.
That's a good sign.
Trails mean people.
Another one of those
abandoned houses.
Picnic area, cabin, more
things that mean people.
But at the moment, I'm looking
for one person in particular.
So weird.
I heard Dylan calling me
out here, but now I'm here
and I don't see her anywhere.
[SQUAWKING]
Shit.
Started by a stupid bird.
Butts.
Wait, what is that sound?
[RUMBLING]
Holy shit.
What the hell are those?
[RUMBLING]
Just like that,
they're already gone.
What the?
Fuck this.
I'm peacing out.
Tell me you didn't
just see that.
Starting to think a girl's
weekend camping trip
was a mistake.
[FOOTSTEPS]
The fuck.
OK, Minnie, I guess
coming alone in the forest
wasn't such a good idea.
Thank God.
[GASPS]
I'm out of here.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
I was looking for the keys.
I went out for the tent
and got turned around.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Are you ready to go home?
Hi there.
Hi there.
Hi there.
I was looking for the keys.
I went out for the tent
and got turned around.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Are you ready to go home?
Hi.
Hello.
Hi there.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
[FOOTSTEPS]
OK, it's been
silent long enough.
You gotta look.
You gotta look, you gotta look.
Looks like I'm alone now.
I just got to make a run for it.
[GRUNTS]
Jesus, did you just
seriously fall?
Now which way to the cabin?
Which way?
[PANTING]
Hi there.
Minnie, where have you been?
I was getting the keys.
I went looking for the tent
and I got turned around.
Oh.
Well, I was worried when I
woke up and you weren't there.
I think I've had enough
of the fresh air.
Are you ready to go home?
Yeah, sure.
I'll drive.
I thought you wanted to go home?
Soon.
Let me show you something.
Where are you?
Did you go upstairs?
Thank God.
Wi-Fi.
You tried to leave.
There's more than one of you.
Who are you?
What are you?
It's me, Dylan.
It's me.
No, you're not.
You're mimicking Minnie,
but you're not Minnie.
What makes you say that?
Because I saw her body.
You killed her.
[INAUDIBLE]
[PANTING]
Go away.
We're not going to do that.
What do you want?
To observe.
And to do that,
we must blend in.
We must kill to copy.
You murdered Minnie
to become her.
I waited for you to separate.
That's why you
imitated our voices.
Your language.
It's new to you.
We communicate differently.
You've seen our true form.
We draw unwanted attention.
And your friend out
there, what does he want?
To copy you.
I'd like to have a say in that.
Go away.
Sooner or later,
we'll get in there.
He needs a host.
A car.
Dylan, I know you're in there.
Brad?
How did he find me?
Minnie, are you still there?
Dylan.
[KNOCKING]
I know you're in there.
Who is that?
He's no one.
Who the hell is in this cabin?
You said you needed a host.
What about him?
Come on.
Turning on your own kind.
Humans are fascinating.
He hurt me.
He hurt you?
Open up.
I just want to talk,
work things out.
So hurt him.
I could tell you were nearby
when you turned your phone off
yesterday.
I've been driving around
in fucking circles.
20 minutes ago, your
location popped up again.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is fucking bullshit, Dylan.
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic, really.
Running off, too
afraid to face me?
You don't... you don't want me
to bust this fucking door down,
OK?
So do us both a favor
and let me the fuck in.
(SINGING) I can the man that
made me what I am today.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Following reports of what
appeared to be meteors.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Streaking through the atmosphere
before landing in various areas.
Shortly after the event...
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Numerous locals have reported
unusual behavior in their loved
ones, acting differently,
exhibiting strange moods
and erratic actions, and
in some cases, violence.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]