Jetlee (2026) Movie Script

Another scam rocks the city!
Protests erupt as allegations of Prajapathi
stealing public money gain momentum.
Welcome to Prajapathi News.
This is me, Simpson Seenu!
'Promises made and promises broken!
The truth of Prajapathi is now in the open'
is such a ridiculous slogan
because Prajapathi is not responsible
for the bank scam, Prajapathi Bank is.
Also, what does Prajapathi
got to do with Prajapathi Bank?
He isn't even an employee
with the bank. He is just the founder.
We thought bank was a temple!
Not whatever this is!
I put all my dowry money
in your bank!
You ate away all our savings
like they are your cravings!
When the same bank gave customers
the highest rate of interest
did any single one of them
hail Prajapathi? No.
But just because they lost
their hard earned money
the same customers
are shamelessly begging
asking for atleast a part
of their money to be returned.
I mean, what nonsense is this!
How selfish are these people.
Shame on you guys!
Prajapathi Bank has set new standards
for all the scams in India.
This is Christopher
with cameraman Nolan.
Oh my God!
O-Oh my God!
Prajapathi?
Seriously? You're having tea?
Why? Is coffee better here?
Do you even understand
the seriousness of the situation?
I perfectly do.
But sadly you don't.
Be seated!
- I don't?
I don't?
What do I not understand?
We're bankrupt!
- What?
Are you deaf?
We lost all our money.
W-We lost all our money?
But how?
We made bad investments!
You badly invested
the people's money?
Making investments is our job.
We're talking about Rs. 15,000 crores!
- I know, I know, I know.
I invested in Crypto.
Too bad it crashed.
I'm Sorry.
You think a sorry would appease them?
- You think they've any other choice?
Prajapathi! You can't escape
from all this!
Unless I can implicate you.
- What?
It says you're
solely responsible for all this.
I need your autograph on it.
I'll sell the lie
and you take the fall.
This letter is
not going to help you escape.
I'll fight!
I'll fight till the end.
You'll be punished
for all your wrong doings.
Mark my words!
- I know you'd say so.
This isn't a confession note
but a suicide note.
You should've read
before signing.
Mark these words!
P-Prajapathi..
- Make it look natural!
Shred all documents!
Leave no trace!
Sensational news coming in!
We've with us the suicide note
of Mr Harish Chandra, the bank's COO.
Gone to soon.
Just 70 years old.
Harish Chandra is the one
behind the scam
while Prajapathi,
like you all, is a victim.
People have realised their mistake
and are apologising to Prajapathi.
'Down down Harish Chandra'
shouts are doing the rounds
aswell as the slogans of
'Marry Me Prajapathi'.
That's so cute!
Oh my God! An assassination
attempt on Prajapathi!
Protests are still fine
but assassination attempts?
This world is going to the dogs!
'Prajapathi has gone missing!'
'People are asking why Prajapathi
is on the run if he's really innocent.'
'Police have resorted to excessive force
against peaceful protesters.'
Prajapathi has said 'Bye-Bye'
to the Indian government
and flew to Dubai
for a hideout.
Prajapathi didn't even say a sorry.
Now, he's fled to Dubai in a hurry.
Costumers who have lost
all their money are in depression
but Prajapathi who stole
all that money is in Dubai.
Around 2 million Indians
visit Dubai each year.
Does that mean they are all
criminals on the run?
Do you even how high
the cost of living in Dubai is?
What are you even saying?
'Pressure is on Home Minister
Melkote to act.'
Quite, now listen to me.
The government shall nab Prajapthi
within the next 24 hours.
Within the next 24 hours?
- Yes! Within the next 24 hours.
This is the gent's washroom, Agent...
Shivani.
- Right! Shivani Roy!
Thank you.
But why do I keep forgetting your name?
There is lot more that you've forgotten.
But don't worry, we'll help you remember it all.
Is this necessary?
- Yes! Scamsters need to be handcuffed.
I did no scam.
It was Harish Chandra!
Then why did you flee India?
- Because they want to kill me.
Who?
Tell me!
Who wants to kill you?
Jazeera Cartel.
- Jazeera?
I never heard of them.
It is a shadow syndicate.
They're highly secretive but extremely dangerous.
They invested their money in my bank
and now all that money is lost.
That's why they want to kill me.
I felt I'd be safer
with you people than them.
That's why I agreed to this plea deal.
- Trying to fool me with this sob story?
Story? Even your government
knows all about this!
I'm sure there is a lot more it doesn't know.
- First, safely take me to India.
Then I'll tell you the whole truth.
- Don't worry. You are in safe hands.
You aren't understanding
the situation. I'm not..
I'm not safe, Shivani.
Don't be so scared.
- Listen to me.
Jazeera Cartel
are the most ruthless criminals.
I'm sure they'll attack me
while we are mid air.
Is this why you insisted
to travel in your own airlines?
Shivani..
- Ma'am!
The boarding has begun.
Don't worry. Nobody else knows
about this operation but for us.
Shivani, my life
is in your hands now.
This isn't going to be an easy ride.
Prajapthi is boarding the flight.
Get ready.
A very good evening to all the ladies,
gentlemen and non binary people.
This is your captain KK,
AKA Kotappa Konda!
And with me in the flight deck
we have our first officer OK, Orry Konda.
And I warmly
welcome you all onboard
Swingfisher 6EB1CH
flying from Dubai to Kochi.
We have a compact economy class,
a cozy business class
a capacious diamond class,
commodious western toilets
and cramped Indian toilets.
It is going to take 4 hours
to fly from Dubai to Kochi.
If all goes well,
we'll land in Kochi within 4 hours
but if not,
we'll crash land in the Arabian Sea.
For more such jokes, follow me
on me Instagram and YouTube at FlyBoyKK.
Also, I've just uploaded my new vlog
on things to do if you pass out
in the bathroom.
Hey! Who are you?
These hands are mine?
So, this face must be mine too!
You are dangerously good looking.
Who are you?
Who put his pen here?
Not as painful as I thought.
Looks like a flesh wound.
Missed the inferior vena cava.
But how do I know all this?
I look good, like a blend of Brad Pitt
and Will Smith
like Sexy Siren Satya.
By the way, am I American?
British?
Korean?
(Groans in Telugu)
Oh! So, I am a Telugu guy?
I wouldn't have guessed.
First aid!
Done!
Vitamin D3?
Do I have some kind of deficiency?
I should walk in the sun
more often.
What's this?
Prabhas!
Is this a ear ring?
A nose ring?
A belly ring?
No way.
It must be a nipple pin.
Who are you, buddy?
Why don't I remember a thing?
Do you know who I am?
Hey! I'm talking to you!
You all look surprised!
This is called the breaking of 4th wall.
This is a technique
used in screenplay writing.
In 18th century, a French philosopher
named Dennis Diderot.. Wait!
How do I know all this?
Why do I care about all this?
There are a lot more important things
that I need to dwell on.
Wow! English!
Did this pen
somehow poke into my stomach?
But looking at the angle of entry
and edge pattern
it seems like I was stabbed.
Looks like someone wants me dead.
Where am I?
This looks a like a bathroom.
But where is this bathroom?
This is too small
to be a home bathroom.
This is too neat
to be a train bathroom.
A bus doesn't even have a bathroom.
Airbus?
Yes!
This is an aeroplane's bathroom
and someone tried to kill me in here.
But who could it be?
Who?
I might find out if I step out.
An earthquake in the skies?
By the way, where are you
watching this movie?
In a single screen, in a multiplex,
on an OTT platform?
Or on iBomma?
Isn't that banned?
Why is he staring at me?
He isn't even smiling.
Hi!
He's got hemorrhoid or something?
Holy mother..
Is it you who attacked me, Father?
I'm scared, son!
'No, it can't be him'.
Stop reading horror stories then, Father.
It is not this book that scares me!
- Then what does?
I can sense some danger!
I feel the presence of an..
Hey, evil spirit, depart from here!
- Father!
This isn't some evil presence.
It is just turbulence.
I don't believe!
- At times like these, one should read this.
Now what is this?
- It'll tell you what to do if the plane crashes.
Will this plane crash?
- Well, every plane is capable of crashing.
Anyways, who am I to speak on this?
I'm just a mere passenger.
Lord of mercy, guide our wings
through the storm! Not by the power..
This is the Nimbus 550, Diamond-Class plane.
Carbontitanium nano alloy build.
Withstands up to 600 knots of shear winds.
Powered by plasma-assisted hybrid turbofans.
Runs on advanced avionics
and a 9-core real-time OS.
For this plane to crash,
either the pilot must be a dud
or some cruise missle
must hit it.
Now keep reading.
Impressive! I think
I'm an aeronautical engineer!
You are wrong.
- What?
Even a fighter jet can't withstand
600 knots of sheer winds.
And how do you know this?
- I'm Noor Jahan, aeronautical engineer.
And your name is?
Damn! Why didn't I
think of my name before?
Sir! My I know your name?
- I'll tell you as soon as I know it.
Mr Vyas!
You didn't tell me your name is Vyas.
- Because it isn't.
Mr Vyas, I'm talking to you.
My name is Vyas?
Isn't it too classy?
I was expecting
something more striking!
How come you're here, sir?
- I'm chilling with Father from another father.
Please, allow me
to escort you to your seat, sir!
This isn't my seat?
- No, sir! Please!
Spiritus Malignos..
Father, the next time you're stressed,
follow the 478 breathing technique.
What's that?
- Four seconds inhale
seven seconds hold
and eight seconds exhale!
'Wow! I think I'm a doctor too!'
- Mr Vyas!
Not you, father!
- Then who?
Now get back to reading.
Spiritus malignos..
King size pleasure, only on Swigfisher!
The best airlines of India.
And yet you wanted to sell it away?
The only reason you couldn't
is because no one wants to buy from a criminal.
A hard working business man like
me is a criminal
but politicians who make us
do their bidding are what? Spiritual?
Who are you talking about?
- Mr Melkote.
What does Melkote
got to do with all this?
He has got everything
to do with all this.
What are you even saying?
'Massage mode'
There you go, sir.
(Gibberish)
Sorry, sir?
- It's alright!
Business class and all?
I'm pretty rich! What say?
'Mathu Vadhalara'!
- What?
'Mathu Vadhalara'!
Part two.
- Oh, right!
I was about to put an extra 'A'
in the empty box. My bad.
Wait! How did you know?
- It is clear there is one empty box.
Yeah but how did you notice it?
I noticed it because I saw it.
- Yeah but how did you see it?
How else? With my own eyes.
- Are you sure?
What do you mean?
- You have no eyes!
Come on! I don't mean it literally.
You said you are blind, remember?
I am blind?
But I can see everything crystal clear
like it is a Dual Barco DP4K-60L Laser Projector!
There is a lot more I need to know
about myself. Let's find out.
What else did I tell you?
- Why did you roll your eyes up?
Because I'm blind. You told me so.
- No, you told me so!
Also, you didn't roll your eyes up
when you told me that.
I'm not rolling my eyes up.
I'm just looking up.
You are looking up?
- I mean I'm trying to.
But I can't see a thing.
- Yeah, sad!
But hats off!
It isn't easy being a blind doctor.
What did you say? I'm a..
- Doctor! Again, it is you who said so.
Frankly, I didn't believe you.
But then I looked up in Wikipedia.
It is actually true.
I am really a doctor?
What are you looking at?
- I'm not looking, I'm reading.
It isn't in Braille
for you to read.
Isn't this the new iPhone?
- No, it is the advanced Lava phone.
'He too is blind or something?
It clearly is an iPhone.'
What else did I tell you?
You told me to not bother you
and mind my own business.
I must've said it in a friendly way.
- No, you said so in a very rude way.
Infact, I was visibly upset when you said it
but too bad you can't see.
Keep your hand off me!
- How did you know?
My bad! I thought it was my hand.
- That's my face.
"Why don't you look me
in the eye no more?"
Which song is this movie from?
- 'Nuvve Kavali'.
Your answer for 7-Horizontal.
- Oh, right!
That is so smart of you.
'He is neither Bruce Lee nor Atlee.'
Must be Jet Lee.
This is the same pen.
Is he the guy who attacked me?
'He must've bought two
in a Buy One Get One offer.'
I think he hurt his hand in the fight.
Do you have a pen on you?
He is now trying to hide the pen
which can be used as evidence. Smartass!
Where did you buy that pen from?
- I didn't. The flight attendant gave it to me.
Who?
- Natasha!
You mean that girl with big eyes?
- How did you know she has big eyes?
Who knows about eyes better than me?
- Yeah, true!
'Eyes Wide Shut'!
'But why would
Natasha want to kill me?'
Do you have a pen on you?
Excuse me, sir.
Are you okay?
Did you give him that pen?
- Yes, sir.
And who gave it to you?
- You gave it to me.
What?
- You gave it to me and I gave it to him.
And why did I give you my pen?
- Because I asked if I could borrow yours.
Does that mean
I tried to kill myself?
Die, you fool!
Why did I want to commit suicide?
Yes! Luggage!
Excuse me! What are you doing?
- Can't you see? I'm checking the bag.
I can see but that is my bag.
- This is your bag?
Don't you see the name tag?
- SA?
I'm too blind to see. I'm sorry.
- Right! My Bad!
I won't repeat this mistake again.
Busted!
Why are you staring?
Is this your bag too?
No.
- Is this my bag?
How would I know?
- True. I should be knowing.
'But I don't remember a thing.'
'Ved Vyas. This is indeed my name.'
'Parachute? I must've
confused this for the hair oil.'
'Where is this flight even headed?'
Kochi!
"Even thunders learn to shiver,
wherever I stand and deliver!"
Where is this guy?
Natasha!
- Here I am! Just to be with you.
This is like a dream!
This is the dream
that has just come true!
This was a wet dream!
How could this guy sleep
in this turbulence? Hey! OK!
Are you okay?
Now inform all the passengers
to put on their seat belts.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Wear seat belts....
Thank you!
Evil dead!
Spiritus malignus,
ubicumque es, exi hinc!
Let's check the flight manual.
'We all are gonna die anyway'?
The 478 technique!
Oh my God!
Somebody help!
What has happened?
- It is too crowded to see a thing.
I mean, I'm blind to see.
Is there a doctor here!
Looks like a medical emergency.
- Damn! I hope there is a doctor onboard.
Why are you staring at me?
- How do you know that I'm staring?
You wouldn't get it
as you aren't blind.
There is a medical emergency and
instead of checking, you're checking me out?
What's the point of seeing the patient
when I can't even see him?
Alright, let's go and see the patient,
you and me.
'Now You See Me'!
- Did you get the spelling right?
Not now, we've an emergency.
"Clear the way!
The doctor is going to save the day!"
"Clear the way.."
Hey, step aside!
Are you bloody blind or what!
Hell with you
and your white robe!
I mean I smelt the color.
- You can smell the colors?
'Color Photo'!
- By the way, where is the body?
Right here.
Is it a heart attack?
Is it paralysis?
- I think it is demonic possession.
Yeah, keep thinking.
He is suffering from seizures.
His pulse is down aswell.
Everybody, move!
I don't have Moov.
Would Burnol work?
'Dumb and Dumber'.
478 technique!
Oh, shit!
I need a nurse! Quick!
- This isn't a multi speciality hospital
for you to get a nurse.
- Also, what do you need a nurse for?
'Because atleast he would know
how to treat.'
Excuse me!
Doctor, I'm a nurse.
Don't be confused.
That is a male nurse.
Yeah, I know.
- But how? You smelt this too?
No, I heard his voice.
What do you want me to do?
- 'Doesn't he know either?'
'I should think of something quick.
I've an idea.'
Hey, you! Remove your dress!
- Oh, no!
What?
- I mean your coat.
Piss off! It is Balenciaga, you perv!
I need a pillow! Get me one, quick!
- Why? Do you want to take a nap?
'Dumb and Dumber 2'.
If it is a seizure, give him keys.
Why would I give him a kiss?
He might bite his tongue off.
Put a cloth in his mouth.
What if he suffocates and dies?
What do we do then?
- We've to wait.
For how long?
- For five minutes.
Any seizure would last about 5 minutes.
- What if it lasts longer?
'How would I know?'
'I've no clue
how I even know this much.'
Are you even really a doctor?
Is there a real doctor here?
Such an idiot!
We've to wait for 5 minutes?
Are you a waiter or something?
This guy knows nothing.
This guy isn't a doctor
but a compounder.
Stop it!
How annoying you guys are!
Do you even know who he is?
The world's top most doctor, Ved Vyas!
Who? Me?
People stand in mile long queues
to be treated by him.
His consultation fees
is more than your flight fares.
Such a great man has decided
to treat him for free
and here you people
are doubting him?
You heard him, girl?
Shame on you guys!
Don't worry, doctor.
I'm with you.
This guy seems to know
so much about me.
Either he must be a fan
or he must be the killer!
You traitor!
What happened?
- You had seizures but the doctor saved you.
Yes. I'm a doctor.
Mr Vyas..
No, you're not a doctor.
- 'Shit! How does he know?'
You are God's blessing!
Oh, that!
In the name of the Father,
the son and the Holy spirit..
May the almighty..
Oh my God!
You're.. You're..
- You need some rest, Father.
Who are you?
- I'm trying to find that out.
You aren't God's blessings.
You are the devil's henchman.
You are going to
put us all in danger.
I shouldn't have saved you,
you holy hypocrite!
Rest in peace!
Spiritus malignus..
I apologise for misunderstanding, doctor.
You aren't blind, we people are.
I think I've gone blind too!
- Oh! Sorry, sorry!
You are like a seven layer burrito!
You are blind?
Why didn't you say that before?
It is not him but we people are blind
with all our prejudices.
He might be blind
but he is kind.
A doctor who can't love his patient
is a patient himself.
'Shankar Dada MBBS'.
- Doctor, doctor..
So you finally believe
that I'm a doctor?
You saved that man before my eyes.
How can I still not believe you?
Because you're stupid.
Doctor, my belly becomes tight when I wake up
each morning. What do I do about it?
Don't wake up at all.
- Oh, stop it will you.
Please, sir! Do something.
- There is only one thing to do.
And what's that?
- Naabhi Visarjana treatment.
Thank you, sir!
- Washroom is that way.
It is like that scene from Indian 2.
Excuse me? What's the matter?
I heard some noise.
There was a small emergency.
A person had a seizure.
Is everything okay?
- Yeah! A doctor on board treated him.
Hey! Can't you see?
- Can't you see?
No, he can't. He is blind.
- He is blind? Really?
But he doesn't look blind.
- That's because you aren't blind.
Had you been blind,
you would've seen that he is blind.
What?
- The Folks!
I'm sorry.
- Whatever.
You heard that?
His name is Sorry.
'Dear passengers..
The tall cop..'
'Can't sleep..
Pilot is sleeping.. Thank you.'
One curry puff with coconut chutney.
- Anything else, sir?
Hurry up, buddy!
Watch out!
Where are you going?
- Going in.
Why?
This toilet's only for the business class.
Go use the one over there.
But the one over there
is already full.
So? This isn't your home
to do it wherever you want.
You might do it wherever you want.
I only do it in the toilet.
What! You know what,
I'm not dealing with this.
Excuse me! Can someone take care of this!
- Step aside! Or it'll go off!
What?
- Move or I'll explode.
W-What explode?
- Explode like a bomb!
You have a bomb?
Oh my God! Help! He has bomb!
Bomb!
He has a bomb!
Such nuisance.
Somebody help!
This habibi has got a bomb!
This Arab midget has a bomb!
- A bomb?
Where is the bomb?
Looks like another emergency!
- There is some bomb on flight I think.
It isn't a medical emergency.
- A bomb?
There is no bomb, sir!
- Who are you?
Al Qaeda? ISIS?
Mujahideen?
All I know is Green Bawarchi
and Mehfil!
What is the problem?
- This guy has a bomb! He's got a bomb!
A bomb? This guy?
I doubt it.
She's got me wrong.
I was talking about gas bomb.
Gas bomb?
You mean a chemical weapon?
Stand down! I said stand down!
Hey, don't touch me!
Yo, that's business class again!
Is there really a bomb?
Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor, please help me!
You alone can save me.
- How did you sneak in a bomb?
This is all because of you
and your Visarjana technique!
Who is he?
Your partner?
I've said it a dozen times already.
He is a blind doctor!
What's going on?
- Ma'am, they have a bomb.
Bomb!
This guy has a bomb!
Who are you people?
How did you sneak guns into the flight?
Are you hijackers?
- Oh my God! Hijack!
I'm too rich to die!
Hijack!
H-H-Hijack!
It is a hijack! It is a hijack!
H-Hijack!
Stand down!
I said stand down!
I already sat down.
How to stand down, doctor?
How to stand down?
Tell me, how to stand down?
Wow!
Turn around, you mook!
Stop, or I'll shoot!
- Let's all sit and talk.
Dear passengers..
5 minutes later.
You know how much
trouble you caused?
Switch her to the economy class.
- She is from the economy class.
'Busted!'
Ma'am, may I go to the washroom?
Thank you, ma'am!
So, you are a doctor?
- Yeah! The world's finest blind doctor.
Seriously? You are blind?
She's asking if you're blind.
- Stop yelling. I'm only blind, not deaf.
Yes, very much.
I thought you're a pervert when you kept
staring at me like that. I'm so sorry.
Same!
For someone so well read,
I don't know the meaning of pervert!
It must be
some sort of a compliment.
I'm just a doctor.
You're the bigger pervert here.
Oh! I didn't know.
I respect you though.
'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
Are you into martial arts?
I'm a doctor. How can I be
an arts student? I am a science student.
You know, sine and cosine.
Anyway, it is nice meeting you.
Nice gold chain you got.
- She has put her hand out!
What for?
- For a shake hand!
Sheik has gone to the bathroom.
- I mean she wants to shake your hand.
Oh, my bad.
Not a high five!
Shivani! Shivani Roy!
So beautiful.
This way.
I'm also a pervert, ma'am.
- Shivani Roy!
Do you think
she is Sidhu Sidhartha Roy's cousin?
Where is my seat?
- It is right here!
Don't sit down! You're a doctor,
riding in the business class.
I'm sorry, I'm blind.
- That is no excuse for you to sit down.
I know, my bad.
Is it..
Is it true what I'm hearing?
Answer me!
You can hear without this?
- Is the bomb threat real?
It was just
a minor miscommunication.
You couldn't even handle a normal passenger.
How in the world would you handle Jazeera?
I'm sure it'll be easier
to handle them than handle you.
Hell with you!
This guy is eating away my peace.
Get him something to eat instead.
Jazeera!
What would you like to have, sir?
- Jazeera!
Jaljeera? Sure, sir.
This guy is such a pain, I say.
- You are fired! Fired!
Dear passengers... Seat belts...
Turbulence... Thank you...
Let's make a suspect list.
Why would any of these people
want to kill me?
What is my past?
Who am I even?
Here you go, sir.
Your Jaljeera with no Jeera.
Sorry for the dried up
slice of lemon.
Prajapathi?
What happened? Prajapathi?
Dileep, call the doctor.
Doctor? Who?
- The blind doctor!
O-Okay!
What have you done!
- Nothing! I served him as you told.
Damn it!
Doctor! Doctor!
Is there a doctor here?
Man, this flight has more patients
than a hospital does.
Doctor, it is an emergency. Please come!
- An emergency? Let's go! Oh my God.
Over here, doctor.
- He is down there.
Prajapathi?
How do you know he is Prajapathi?
- How do you know he is Prajapathi?
You are asking me the same question.
- Do you now know how easy it is to question?
I'm not convinced.
- Doctor, come see the patient.
Ma'am, this man can't see.
- Oh, right! Thank you.
It is alright.
- How is his condition now?
His body is shaking!
- How? - Uncontrollably!
I think he is having a seizure.
- Seizure? Wait for 5 minutes. It'll pass.
I think he is having a stroke!
- Stroke? Wait for 5 minutes. He'll pass away.
Doctor! He is frothing
at the mouth.
Then wipe it clean.
- Okay.
He is still froathing.
What did you serve him?
- I served him Jaljeera as ma'am ordered.
You said you're out of stock when I asked.
- You asked for Shah jeera!
Why did you ask for Shah Jeera?
- I've some digestion issues.
If indigestion is not treated, it'll lead to
constipation and irritable bowel syndrome
and maybe even colon cancer.
- Is it treatable?
All you need is Shah Jeera.
- That's exactly what I asked for.
Restock Shah Jeera immediately.
- Doctor, he is sweating. What do we do?
Yeah, it is kind of hot in here.
- Doctor, he is perspiring heavily.
Then wipe him clean..
I need a nurse!
There's a nurse in the economy class.
How does he look like?
- Like that villain from Marco.
I haven't seen Marco.
- Watch it. It's a nice family movie.
You saw Marco?
How do you know
what the villain looks like?
I need an emergency kit!
- Yes, sir. - Get some Shah Jeera for me
For my indigestion..
'Movie in which family dances together.'
- Brahmotsavam.
What's the matter, doctor?
- You tell me.
A case of tonic clonic seizure.
Likely to be idiopathic epilepsy.
'Is he abusing me?'
- Yeah, I think he is.
Oxymeter!
Give me
the sphygmo-manometer, fast!
'Is that the BP machine?'
- Yeah, I think it is.
Doctor, his heart rate
and BP are really high.
Then what do we do?
- We can try Anulom Vilom.
Please answer, Mr Vyas!
- 'Ah, hell with this lady!'
'I'll just act like I'm thinking.'
- Yeah, you better.
Can you treat him?
Ma'am, it is better if we make
an emergency landing. We need him alive.
Don't forget we're flying over Arabian Sea.
- We can land in Maldives which is nearby.
Why not just land in Kochi?
- We can't wait until Kochi.
Go and consult the pilot.
- Okay, ma'am.
Oh my God! Heart rate is rising.
We can control it by giving him Beta Blocker.
What do you say, Vyas?
Doctor, she is asking you.
- I heard her.
I'm, sorry.
Go ahead.
Give me.
What?
- The Beta Blocker.
Why would I have it?
He says it is in your pocket.
Can't you see he can't see?
Use words next time.
Do better.
'So, this isn't Vitamin D3.'
'If Prajapathi dies after giving him
a shot of this, I'll be hanged."
'What do I do?'
Doctor, the vial!
Beta Blocker is not what he needs.
He needs Lorazapem!
His heart rate is too high.
Beta blocker is the best option!
Giving beta Blocker during seizure
might lead to cardiac arrest.
First, we should control the seizure.
- He'll die if his heart rate remains high.
Death is the greatest leveler.
Death separates the brave from the rest.
What?
- "Is love? Baby, don't hurt me!"
Give him Lorazapem immediately.
Doctor, you are wrong!
- He'll make it God damn right!
Miss Jaljeera! Give me the medical kit.
- Y-Yes, sir.
Looks more like a make up kit.
- Exactly!
Here is Lorazapem.
- This is Dettol.
This is Lorazapem!
- Damn!
Ma'am, the pilot says
Maldives is much closer than Kochi.
Ask them to reroute.
- Ma'am? - Vyas? - Doctor?
Ma'am, this isn't the right procedure.
It is better to land the plane.
Ma'am, we can't take any risks.
We need Prajapathi alive.
It is better to inform
the captain right away.
I'll ask him to reroute.
Doctor, the patient is dying.
It is high time, doctor! Listen to me..
Everyone, shut up!
Tell the captain to remain
on the same path. We will land in Kochi!
Thank you, doctor!
I don't know what we'd have done
Not necessary! It is his job
and he is getting God damn paid for it.
Shivani..
Fights like these
are common in flights like these.
Don't worry, you did good.
Good job.
What are you searching for?
This means..
- Prajapathi was poisoned.
Who could've done it?
Where did you get this drink from?
- Mr Prajapathi has a separate meal tray.
I got it from there.
- Take me there.
Any CCTV cameras?
- No, ma'am.
You planned it all perfectly, didn't you?
- Excuse me, ma'am!
With all due respect, I've been flying
for the past 8 years, over 3000 hours.
I have won
the Sky Grace Excellence award twice.
Then explain how his drink got spiked?
- How'd I know? I was at the commotion too.
I need the passenger's manifest.
- Sure.
'Chill out, Sherlock.'
Where are you going?
- To take a leak.
Let me make you take a piss.
Why did you ruin the plan?
- What plan?
The plan of giving this
to Prajapathi.
Everything was perfectly planned.
I'd spike the bottle of juice
Prajapathi would get a seizure attack.
Shivani would call you.
Call the doctor!
You'd give him a shot of Beta Blocker
which would lower his heart rate.
We'd then make an emergency landing
move Prajapathi to an ambulance
and then..
Why do you want to kill Prajapathi?
- Kill Prajapathi?
Are you out of your damn mind?
We aren't here to kill Prajapathi.
We work for Prajapathi!
It was an extraction plan.
That's it!
You forgot your own plan?
My plan?
We'll move Prajapathi to our ambulance
and there we'll give him the antidote.
We'll then make him board our sea plane
waiting in the Maldivian sea terminal.
From there, he'll vanish
into thin air.
Prajapathi will be very pissed!
Why am I still here?
Where else would you be?
I always doubted you.
Now, I shall commence the Plan B.
Excuse me, sir!
- H-Hello, ma'am.
You are not supposed to be here, sir.
- I'm sorry. We're just leaving.
Don't screw up the next plan.
What other plan?
'Scheduled message delivered'
'Message received'
Sagar, give me
the satellite phone.
Hurry up!
Now who is this guy?
Attempt on Prajapathi's life
and now this message.
Sir, the situation
is going out of hands.
Anticipating an emergency like this,
we assigned a secret agent.
He is in the plane right now!
Who is it?
- Agent John Seena.
'Does this mean
that extraction plan was really mine?'
'Did I kill this guy
as a part of the plan?'
How to identify this man?
Do even I have a secret pocket?
'So who is the real agent,
him or me?'
'Going by the looks and skills,
it has to be me!'
What do you guys say? If I'm the agent,
why would I plan Prajapathi's extraction?
Does that mean he is the agent
and I'm the fake? Or is it the other way round?
How is it now?
It is occupied!
- I know.
Then go!
- What? - Then go.
Open the door, this is Shivani.
- 'Shivani?'
If she seems me with a dead body,
I'm sure she'll arrest me.
Mr Vyas, I know about you.
All seem to know
everything about me, but me.
It is an emergency,
please come out!
Mr Vyas, I know
you are Agent John Seena.
How do you know?
- That Dino lapel pin.
I've just been told that the one
who wears that pin is the secret agent.
'This lapel pin? Is this his or mine?
I can't recollect.'
We are under threat
and I need your help.
I'm coming!
It sinks in there.
Hi, agent. Nice to meet you.
Just call me John.
- Stop pretending.
I know you are not blind. I knew
something was off when you stared at me.
Well, I stared at you like that
because I knew my heart
would want to stare at you like that.
It was a good cover.
- A cover?
You said there is some threat.
- There is a bomb on this plane.
Why is she saying this so casually?
What?
'There is a bomb in the plane.'
Who sent you this message?
- No idea.
If you just received this message,
it means someone sent it using the in-flight wifi.
So, all we got to do is make a list
of all those who accessed in-flight wifi.
Y-Yeah.
- You are awesome, John!
This phone looks so stolen.
Sir! Check this.
'Face ID detected'
I need the details
of all those who accessed in-flight WiFi.
I'm sorry, ma'am! We've to contact
ground control for those details.
Then, please do!
- Captain alone can do it.
Also, we'd land by the time
we get those details.
Any other option?
- No.
Answer me! Where is the bomb?
- Ah, hell with this!
All you guys are mad
for thinking I'm carrying a bomb!
Oh, is that so? Then how are you
going to answer this!
This isn't even mine!
I found it lying here.
Then whose is this?
- How would I know?
And by the way, didn't your face
unlock this phone?
'He has a point'.
What a horrible day I'm having!
Blind doctor? Secret agent?
Extraction member? Terrorist?
Who am I?
Agent, no luck.
Do you think
there really is a bomb in the flight?
I feel I know where the bomb is.
Let's move.
Careful!
Did you find anything?
- What are we exactly looking for?
A yellow color box.
- Okay.
Doll! My baby doll!
Quiet!
'UI Metashield eyewear ready for use'.
'UI Metashield eyewear ready for use'.
'Zip your jacket'?
What is that?
A VR bomb detector?
Some count down has begun.
I think the bomb got activated.
What!
- Oh shit!
I found the bomb.
How long do we got?
'Ten..
Nine..'
'Eight..
Seven..'
'Six..
Five..'
'Four..
Three..'
'Two..
One..'
'Cargo door breached'
Mumbai ATC, this is
Swingfisher 6EB1CH, do you copy?
There's been
a situation with the cargo.
Requesting permission
to fly at a lower altitude!
Where is this guy?
This joker of a guy
is the bomb expert?
What kind of comedy is this?
I'm not a comedian any more.
I'm done with comedy.
We need a bomb
to blast an entire plane.
Say it in Telugu.
We need a bomb to..
- To blast an entire plane.
Is that right?
- So you do understand Hindi?
"Just a little, just a little".
But if you mess anything up..
- Yeah? What then?
Trust me, you don't want to know.
- Many want to know the weight of the crown
but few have the heart to be the king.
- Wait, what?
You are the clown
but I'm the king!
What a moron..
What is this?
- The ingredients list.
To make the bomb?
- No.
To make a tasty meal.
You're quite theatrical!
Give him the cash.
'Litre of oil, kilo of flour'.
What a fool!
"Sister! Your brother-in-law is crazy!"
"Oh Lord! What a flirt he is!"
"All it takes is a mere glimpse
for him to fall in love"
Hey, joker!
What is your name?
Hero!
Voice automated.
It turns on with your voice.
Say the code into the watch
and the bomb gets activated.
What is the code word?
- Vishwak Sen's son Takshak..
W-What?
- I'm just joking.
Oh! Just joking is the code word?
You are a douche!
What did you say?
- The code word.
You are a douche.
Yeah, really.
You are a douche!
What is that sound?
It is on.
- What? - The bomb is activated!
Are you crazy!
Turn it off! Hurry up, turn it off!
Well, I need 4 hands
to disarm the bomb.
Fine! Just turn it off!
"Bomb shall be turned off!
With four hands, bomb shall be turned off!"
'The money has been sent to you.'
'Do what you got to do,
but Prajapathi must be dead.'
'Done!'
Everybody, listen.
Pretending to be the Jazeera Cartel,
we'll hijack the flight and land it in Maldives.
We'll sneak Prajapathi from there
and activate the bomb.
And then, boom!
Perfect!
- Yeah!
How is the plan?
- Stupid as hell.
What?
- Your plan is high on risk.
After we hijack the flight,
what if special forces intercept and kill us all?
Let me know
if you have a better plan than this.
First, we all will board the plane.
When the flight is over the Arabian Sea,
Prajapathi will order his drink.
By that point,
we'll have his drink spiked.
Insulin?
- No, Compound X.
It is a mix of pseudoephedrine
and phenolphthalein and fexofenadine.
Forget the details.
I'll put it in simple words for you.
Prajapthi will have a seizure attack
after having the drink.
His heart rate and blood pressure
will increase as well.
That is when we give him
the Beta Blocker.
It'll bring down the heart rate
while causing symptoms of cardiac arrest.
Calling it a medical emergency,
we'll make the flight land in Maldives.
Here, we'll shift Prajapathi
into our ambulance and give him the antidote.
We'll then board our private flight
in the Maldivian sea plane terminal
and vanish into thin air!
Did you study medicine or something?
I studied Biology in high school.
- Who's coming in as the doctor?
Ved Vyas!
- Who is he?
It'll be me.
The world renowned blind doctor.
But why blind?
- Firstly, I'll gain sympathy.
Secondly, none will suspect me.
Thirdly, I can move wherever I want.
What if this plan of yours
doesn't work out?
We'll still have your plan
as well as the bomb in the cargo.
But trust me,
it won't be needed
because mine is a fool proof plan.
Prajapathi is boarding the flight.
It goes here, sir.
You are?
- Hi! I'm blind doctor Ved Vyas.
Blind? How do you manage?
- How about you mind your darn business?
It is occupied!
- I know. Still, open the door.
'Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!
Deploy! Deploy! Deploy!'
Now that I've done this
Mission Impossible-ish stunt
I've recollected everything.
My name is..
Wake up!
Hey, doctor!
Get up!
Vyas! Get up!
Vyas! Stop it!
Get a hold of yourself, Vyas!
Leave him, Vyas! Stop it!
Are you okay?
Vyas, how are you now?
I'm okay.
- You fell out of the flight.
How did you get back in?
- 'You wouldn't believe even if I told you'.
Answer me, Vyas!
- Not me but it is you who fell out of the plane.
No! I saw you fall out of the flight.
- No, you're just disoriented
and are hallucinating stuff.
In medical terms
we call this
sarcoma lymphoma of the intestine.
Ma'am!
The captain wants to speak with you.
Not now. We aren't in the mood.
- He wants to speak with her, not you.
I speak for both of us.
We're in a deep conversation about..
Hey, clown!
Yes, captain! What's the status?
- Hey there, I'm using WhatsApp!
Blast in the cargo isn't a funny thing.
What did you tell the passengers?
Ladies and gentlemen..
Miss Universe India..
Will you please marry me.
Thank you!
The blast had no impact on the flight?
- It had.
Explain it!
- Oh, you want an explanation? Sure.
Confirmed structural damage
to the cargo side wall
which we covered with cargo.
Cargo floor is intact.
Rear bulk pressure head
seems uncompromised.
Cabin pressure seems normal,
no signs of decompression.
All systems are funtional
and all controls are responsive.
The damage is very minimal.
Almost like it was a very calculated blast.
So, as a precaution
we'll be flying at altitude of 10000 feet.
Are we safe now?
Unless someone opens the emergency exit
for fresh air, we'll be safe.
What about the landing?
We already declared emergeny landing
with the ATC Kochi. They have responded.
It has given us priority landing.
We'll be landing in Kochi in the next 50 minutes.
Thank you, captain.
- Let me give you snacks and free subscription..
Everything is under control.
We'll land in Kochi in about 50 minutes.
Unless there is
another attack on me.
This neck!
Ma'am, we have a problem!
Every problem has a solution.
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Who is he?
- His name is Baby John, seat 13B.
Is he alive?
Didn't you use
the same restroom earlier?
I'm talking to you.
- Yeah, I did!
Didn't you see him then..
- No, I didn't. I'd have told you if I did.
Also, why'd I go in
if he was already in there?
What do you think happened to him?
- After he finished taking a leak
a sudden nose dive must've
made him hit the roof and then the sink
killing him instantaneously.
- What about his belongings?
This is his cabin luggage, ma'am.
Wait! I found something.
Wow! An angel's hand
in a dead man's bag.
Beautiful nails!
Need some manicure.
'Man, how unromantic this girl is!'
"Hey, Dasu! Come to me!
Hey, Dasu! Run to me!"
Nice song!
Play next.
You shouldn't hear this.
'Do what you got to do,
but Prajapathi must be dead.'
Do you know whose voice this is?
'Of course!'
'But I'll pretend like I don't.'
It is home minister Melkote.
- What do we do now, ma'am?
Lock this area.
Don't allow anyone.
- What do we do with him?
You can do anything with him
as he is now dead.
I mean what do we do with his body?
- I'll take care of it.
You better get back to your job
of serving the passengers.
Excuse me!
- Doctor! Where have you been?
I thought you got down.
I need your help.
- A man like you who helps all needs help?
It must be a really helpless situation.
How may I help you?
Why is he wearing your coat?
- It isn't mine. It is only similar to mine.
His coat is extra large in size.
- Aren't you blind? How do you know?
Why do you start acting blind
each time I mention you are blind?
Well, I keep forgetting I'm blind.
- Yeah, understandable.
Who is this guy?
- A terrorist.
Sleeper cell?
- No, a dead cell.
He is dead?
But how?
I killed him!
But why?
- It is part of my job.
Isn't your job to save people?
- That is my part time job.
Then what is your full time job?
- A secret agent.
But how did they make a blind man
a secret agent?
They made me one when I wasn't blind.
- And how did you fight him?
Like a Daredevil!
I mean how can you fight
without eye sight?
A man with eyes sees what's in front of him.
But a man with a mind sees the whole world.
Isn't this line from 'Dookudu'?
- Now get to work!
You need my help or not?
If you do, don't push me around!
Where should we move his body..
I get it. I'm all by myself.
Ah, right!
'Me, Myself & Irene'!
"Let's move your body, baby!"
What are your ties with Melkote?
I don't like wearing ties.
'Switched on'
What are your ties with Melkote?
- He is the Home Minister is all.
Don't forget that you've to safely
take me to India!
But Melkote has different ideas.
- What?
I heard you alright!
I'm just shocked is all!
He hired an assassin to kill you.
'Do what you got to do,
but Prajapathi must be dead.'
That freaking mustard!
How dare he plan all this?
Like this guy didn't plan out
the whole extraction thing.
Isn't Ajay a good actor?
My drink getting spiked,
me having a seizure
is this all part of his plan?
My bad, Ajay does tend to overact.
I can't take this anymore.
Please save me, Shivani!
For that, I need solid reasons.
- You think I wanted all of this?
I was just
a Financial Fixer for Melkote.
Listen to me.
- Yes, sir.
Laundering his black money
was my job.
I'll provide all the support you need.
That's when I got the idea
for this bank module.
No other bank in India got
as popular as mine did in such short time.
All thanks to
Melkote's influence.
Also thanks
to my hard work, of course!
To expand the bank,
I took out huge loans from Jazeera cartel.
After this, I began giving away
huge interest rates to costumers.
People went berserk!
Everyone wants easy money.
So did I. All with the costumers' money,
I also deposited Melkote's money
in crypto currency
via fraudulent shell companies.
It was like a bolt
from the blue.
Market was booming!
Forget five percent and ten percent
the return on investment
was 10,000 percent.
That kind of money
just blew my mind.
The money was so much
that I became numb.
But then, the market crashed.
Let alone the profits,
even the initial capital got wiped out.
Melkote was pissed.
He started to blackmail me.
I retorted by threatening to spill the beans
on all his illegal activities.
I'll kill you!
But in the meanwhile,
depositors began withdrawing their money.
I didn't have enough money
to pay them all.
I was hounded down by
ED, ITD, RBI and CBI all at once.
Look here! Tell me!
That's when Melkote tried killing me.
I did run away to Dubai
but in Dubai,
Jazeera was after me.
It was getting
all too much for me.
In order to stay live, I felt I had no option
but to surrender to the authorities
so I agreed to this plea deal.
I've all the information regarding
Melkote's and Jazeera's illegal activities.
That's why they want to kill me.
Isn't this reason enough
to save me?
I thought he'd mention
about his extraction plan aswell.
But anyway, a great visual flashback.
Absolute cinema.
Where is the information?
In a safe place.
'Dear passengers, this is your captain, KK,
speaking from the flight deck.'
'Please, fasten your seat belts.
We'll be landing in Kochi in the next 10 minutes.'
Welcome to Kochi!
Njan Prakashan, Empuraan, Aavesham
Manjumel Boys, Premam,
Aadujeevitham, Kumbalangi Nights, Thudarum
Hridayapoorvam!
- You don't watch Telugu movies, do you?
Illai!
- That is Tamil.
Not to the loo again!
It's a hijack!
- Hijack! Get up!
Everybody, this is a hijack!
Shut up and sit down!
Everybody quiet!
What hijack?
Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up, you losers!
Shivani, there is something
I want to tell you.
What is it?
- Take care of yourself. I think I lov..
I ordered you to be quiet!
Now move it!
Hey, you cheapos!
Excuse you!
Rude!
Phones in the bag!
Now! Go, go, go!
Drop your phone in it!
Are you shocked?
Now you're dead!
- The plane is about to land.
Hey, you! Make sure
the plane doesn't land. Move it!
6EB1CH stabilizing at 1000ft.
Final checks complete.
Cabin crew to your seats for landing.
'Captain, there is an emergency.'
Natasha, I know! I miss you too
but please get back to your seat.
'Captain, there is a problem
with the landing gear.'
What!
Everything seems normal.
What is the problem?
Pilot! This flight shouldn't land.
Is this some prank? You want me
to upload it to my YouTube channel?
I said, don't land the plane.
Are you out of your mind?
We're already 1000ft inside.
Full flaps, gear down!
How do we not land now?
Oh my Lord! They shot me!
- KK, please, do something!
I'll pry your head open
if you land the plane.
And what exactly is your plan?
Who'll fly after I'm dead?
Natasha! No, no, no!
- KK! Please, no! Do something!
I'll do as you say. Please, don't hurt her!
- He'll kill me, KK! Do something!
Kochi Tower? This is Swingfisher 6EB1CH!
Nose gear failure indication.
Requesting climb to 5000ft.
'6EB1CH! Roger! Go Around!
Climb and maintain 5000ft.'
'Turn right heading 090!
Contact Kochi departure round 124.2'
Kochi Departure, SwingFisher 6EB1CH.
Executing missed approach due to nose gear fault.
'Maintain 5000.
Are you declaring an emergency?'
Negative, not right now.
Need time for troubleshooting.
'Copy. Let us know if assistance is required.
You can hold as needed. Advise intentions.'
It is okay.
Nothing to worry, darling.
B positive!
My Barbie doll!
His sure is
the Bombay blood group.
I never landed
and took off so quickly in my career!
Tell me where I should fly this plane to.
The cargo is already damaged.
We can't fly forever
with the remaining fuel.
Yeah, thanks.
Fool, those are the new coordinates.
Land the plane at this location.
But there is nothing there.
- You'll see when we get there.
45 minutes to reach.
We also have a buffer of 15 minutes.
Natasha! There is something
I want to confess to you before I die.
You've hijacked my heart long ago.
I love you!
'Verify heading 090. You appear
to be drifting south bound.'
Yeah? What do you want me
to do about it?
7600!
Punch in
the radio communication failure code
and sit tight.
Natasha! Are you
a part of this tamasha?
Lover boy, huh!
Kill him if he's up to any mischief.
Rest in peace!
Om shanti..
'Om Shanti Om'
Are they playing Jenga
with luggage?
'Gaalodu'.
Some one seems to have checked in
their cabin baggage.
What is this sound!
Let's play Jenga.
Damn! That was lot of wind!
Hey, posh guy!
Take off those damn glasses!
Take it!
Pick it up!
Read it, now!
If you.. And I..
Get together..
We'll raise hell!
Please, lady!
Let's give it a try!
What a mad woman!
We'll land in those coordinates
in 45 minutes.
Plan B going as per schedule.
- Schedule, my foot!
Why did Plan A even fail?
What the hell is going on?
Because of him!
This guy screwed over the plan!
Now, he's dead meat!
Firing a gun isn't as easy as yelling.
You can't even handle a gun,
let alone the plan.
Hey, you!
- Yeah? - Who are you?
I'm Hero!
Also, a bomb expert.
The mastermind behind this plan.
- Tell me what happened.
Sir, everything was going
according to plan until Agent John.
He is here to kill you.
So, I killed him before he could get to you.
Why did you change
the seizure plan after killing him?
Sagar, my crazy flower! Your curiosity
is as exhausting as it is premature.
John knew about our plan.
And, and, and..
He quietly set up a team
to shoot us all dead upon landing in Maldives.
I'm just making things up.
John knew nothing.
Then why did you set off the bomb?
- I didn't set off any bomb.
Yes, you did.
That wasn't even my bomb.
- Then whose is it?
Agent John did.
No, he didn't.
I'm making things up again.
Utter rubbish he is speaking.
He is taking the piss out of us.
Chandu's uncle fed Chandu's aunt chutney
with a silver spoon in Chandni Chowk
on a moonlit night.
What?
- How can I activate the bomb
when I set up the bomb activation
to your voice, you nincompoop?
Really, you are a douche.
You are a douche.
- 'Activated'
W-What just happened?
- The bomb got activated.
What is that sound?
W-What bomb?
- The bomb which I planted.
T-Turn it off!
Turn it off now!
This isn't a ceiling fan which you can
turn on and off whenever you like.
What do we do now?
- Ask him.
He set off the bomb
by saying 'You are a douche'.
I've had enough of your crap!
How dare you call me a nincompoop?
You screwed up the entire plan.
Now watch how I'll shoot your brains out..
You really are a douche!
Rest in peace, brother.
It was a simple freaking plan.
Posing as the Jazeera cartel,
you guys will kidnap and kill me. That's it!
I kept chanting the name Jazeera
Jazeera Cartel!
to make our fake cartel believable to her.
But you? You ruined the whole thing.
The entire thing!
You mean there is no cartel
called the Jazeera Cartel?
Why? You too can't hear properly?
You too need this?
Are you serious!
I solved your problem.
Now, you solve my problem.
I never told you he was a problem.
Also, I can solve my problems
and he can solve his problems
and you can solve..
- Flight will land in 45 minutes.
How long before the bomb blasts?
28 minutes and 30 seconds.
29 seconds, 28 seconds..
Hurry up and diffuse the bomb.
- Okay, I will
but I have some demands.
- How dare you!
Only I know where the bomb is.
What are your demands?
I need additional Rs. 20 crores.
- Alright!
I need it in cash.
- Alright!
I want it tax free.
- Alright.
I need Shivani's help to diffuse the bomb.
- Alrigh.. What? Why?
I need four arms to diffuse the bomb.
I got only two.
Why particularly Shivani?
- Because she is an expert in bomb diffusal.
Alright, your call.
Now go and diffuse the bomb.
But first, transfer my money.
- I will as soon as you diffuse the bomb.
It is a deal.
"Ameena, katta meena,
sing a song, ding a dong"
Hey, you! Get going!
- Alright!
Sagar, my pookie!
Soft nose, huh!
Kill as soon as he diffuses the bomb.
- Okay, sir.
I forgot to take
the extra pair of arms.
My teeth are strong!
Now, they are broken.
So, you too are a part of their team?
- You are awake?
Good. Now I don't have to
repeat to you what I told them.
Who are you?
Ved Vyas?
Agent John?
Hero?
I've multiple personality disorder.
I change my personality according to the situation.
All this to protect a criminal
like Prajapathi?
No! To protect efficient officers like you!
- Didn't you just shoot me?
Didn't I also save you
from falling off the flight?
What do you mean?
- I mean what I say!
I could've put a bullet
right in here if I wanted to kill you.
It is a superficial tangential
gun shot abrasion. It'll heal in two weeks.
Then why didn't you kill me?
- Because I love..
This fool again!
Sagar, my mountain red flower!
Let's go.
What are you doing..
Tell me, who are you?
- I'm a double agent.
Now is this a new character?
- No! This is the original character.
I don't have the time to tell you
all about it. Instead, I'll give a brief recap.
Prajapathi planned to fake
his own death and escape forever.
The intelligence wing caught wind of it
and sent me to infiltrate the extraction team.
And I'm doing my job. That's it!
- So, you are agent John?
No. Agent John was sent by
Melkote to kill Prajapathi.
In order to keep Prajapathi alive,
I had to kill John.
Why didn't you tell me this before?
- Because there is a mole in your team.
Until I found out who the mole is,
I had to save my cover. And voila, it is Sagar!
That crazy secret flower!
So, you shot at me
to protect your cover?
No, I shot at you to save you.
Is this another made up story like Jazeera?
- My heart aches when you are in pain!
I'll stay right here,
until you smile again.
What bullshit!
- What else do you want me to say?
You can start with your name.
- Ved Vya.. - Your real name!
Satya.
Satya Akkala.
How do I believe you?
Harish Chandra?
I heard this name before!
He's the COO of The Prajapathi Bank.
The one behind the scam!
He did no scam!
He was framed!
If he was innocent,
why did he commit suicide?
That was not a suicide..
That was a planned murder by Prajapathi.
- I don't believe it.
In that long monologue of his,
did he once mention about Harish Chandra?
No. Because he was
blurting out the truth.
So, you're doing all this
out of vengeance?
Prajapathi's scam took not just my dad's life
but the lives of so many more.
I'm not going to give him
an easy death.
Instead, I'm going to make him
die every living moment of his.
I don't care if you
believe me or not
but there is a ticking bomb
and I need your help.
Where is it?
This guy again!
Shit!
Sagar, always remember one thing.
- What's that?
One thing.
Come on.
Yeah, you can come on.
Careful! Are you okay?
- Bro, I'm scared of heights.
Help me, please.
- Take the help of this ladder.
Stop it!
Enough!
Hey!
Hey you!
What are you doing here?
- How do you know it's me that is here?
We can see you.
- But he can't see.
But she can see.
- But it is you who noticed me here.
No, I'm noticing her.
- But you were looking at me.
How can I? I'm blind.
- Yeah, my bad!
Where is the bomb?
- Bomb? What bomb?
It is a military grade dual circuit
C4 with mirrored triggers and..
Save that for you podcast
and tell me who planted it!
I did.
- You? Why did you?
It is part of the plan.
- What plan?
Prajapathi's extraction plan.
- When did this plan go into action?
Right before the hijack.
- Oh, I see..
The flight has been hijacked? When?
- Right after the bomb blast.
Where did the bomb go off?
- Right here.
So that's why they piled up the bags?
- Yeah. - But is it safe though?
Yeah, it is safe! Because we're flying
at an altitude of 10000 feet...
But what about the gravitational pull?
- What is that sound?
Oh! That's nothing.
Just an alarm that needs to be snoozed.
Don't worry. I'll find
the yellow box and the bomb in it.
Wake up, sleepy head..
- That's the bomb, you idiot!
How does he know that's the bomb?
- Because he planted it in that box.
But how did he see that box
was my question.
We only have 15 minutes left.
My name is Noorjahan!
If you're watching this back up video,
it means I've had my pack up.
Our flight has been hijacked.
But don't worry.
Those hijackers
can't even lay a glove on me.
I may not save
every single passenger but I swear
I'll kill atleast one hijacker
before laying down my life.
Also, if you want to give me an award
for this bravery of mine posthumously
please give it to my wife.
If you want to make
a Bollywood biopic on me
please cast John Abraham.
But if you want to
troll this video, then..
I dare you to face me, bloody terrorists!
Who's in there?
Open the door!
Open the door!
This guy is really a douche!
Shouldn't have hired him.
Sir! We have a problem.
How are you sorting through the wires
so easily despite being blind?
Captain, what is the problem?
- Good evening, sir!
Are you here
for a surprise inspection?
Sir, I've a request. It's been 4 months
since we received full salaries.
If you could kindly do the needful..
We've got EMIs to pay.
He says he has put
all his savings in an FD in your bank.
But now all of it
got fudged up.
What?
- Sir, this plan has been hijacked.
I feel the man who hijacked the plane
wants to kidnap you.
I suggest you hide in the bathroom.
- He isn't around now. - What?
I killed him.
You look like an anti hero
but you're actually the real hero.
So, the hijack is now over?
- No.
I'm continuing it.
Continuing it?
You think this is some web series?
'Unidentified aircraft, this is military control.
You are entering restricted airspace.'
'Turn immediately to heading 090
and exit the zone.'
No communication until the flight lands!
- Sir, you don't seem to understand.
We're in restricted air space.
We need to respond.
I said no communication!
- Sir, I think he is right.
If we don't respond inside
the restricted air space it'd be a problem.
Why is there a restricted air space
in the middle of the ocean?
To know that, you should first
know the story of Devara.
Oh, you're now pissed?
So am I!
'Unidentified aircraft, you're not responding.
Squawk IDENT and state your intentions.'
'Deviate from current heading
or you will be intercepted.'
Shit!
- What happened?
Did you pull the wrong wire?
No. You keep going.
- Where are you going?
I need to go. If I don't, we'll be dead.
- But I can't do this alone.
You're not alone!
India needs him. Please go, sir.
You have to do this.
- She can do it.
Sir, this way!
I can't believe he is blind.
Sir, let's atleast tell them
that this is a civilian aircraft.
Can't you hear me?
I said, no communication!
Natasha, you don't interfere.
It is all a ruse to land the plane.
The plane has to land at some point.
- Don't even talk to me?
Should I text you instead?
- You're just an employee!
I'm a freelancer.
- Shut up! Don't argue with me.
No, you don't argue with me!
- Do you want me to fire you?
Do you want me to quit this job?
- Shut your mouth!
Good Lord! I'm shot again!
I kept pleading with you not to do it!
Served you right for trying be a hero.
Shut up!
Go and get some first aid. Take rest.
- Okay.
Get out!
- Okay, KK.
One last time, no communication.
- This guy seems even more dangerous.
What happened to you?
- I got shot! Twice!
Sit tight, Spider Man.
Why are you even sitting here?
This isn't a toilet seat.
Forget about me.
Why is this guy not in the cockpit?
Excuse me, sir!
If you're here, who is flying in your stead?
Your phony accent is way better
than whatever this guy says.
What is the situation?
- What are you doing here?
Is the bomb diffused?
- A bomb?
Shivani is diffusing it.
- Why plant a bomb if you're gonna diffuse it?
'You're in violation
of restricted US military air space.'
'Turn away now
or you will be shot down.'
US air space?
Over Arabian sea?
Diego Garcia Island.
It is an US military base.
It is a restriced area.
Why haven't you responded to them?
Ask that idiot, not me!
- I said no communication!
You don't understand the situation.
If we don't respond, they'll react in ways
you can't imagine. Come on, respond to them!
Swingfisher 6EB1CH air..
Shit! Shit! Shit!
What's wrong?
- Our comms are dead! We can't communicate.
Where is the avionics bay hatch?
Answer me!
Down there!
What now?
- We've to repair the comms.
Who'll do it?
Turn this way when I'm speaking.
That guy with a scarf
over his bald head.
Is that clear?
- No.
Follow this manual
and repair the comms.
You make it sound
like assembling furniture from Ikea.
Hey, egghead! Do you want to do it
or do you want to die?
Prajapathi, with our limited resources,
we can't go around killing people.
He is right.
- I'll pay you how much ever you want.
You can't buy me with money.
- How about 10 million?
Dollars?
- Stay in your lane, cue ball!
Fine! I need a torch.
- Here you go.
Is a bomb
really this complicated?
What did you think? That there'll just be
a red wire and a blue wire like in the movies?
No, I thought it is
one of those hand grenades.
Where is this guy?
Who?
- Baby John!
Shit! We need to stop him. Sagar!
- Orders. I can't leave you.
He is going to kill Prajapathi?
- No, it is my duty to kill him.
'Line of Duty'.
I'll go and stop him. You've to
do this alone. India needs me now.
"Mother India, I bow down to you.."
"Got my eyes on you!
And I like what I see!"
You want me to say, please?
Is it working now?
- Is it?
6EB1CH, do you copy?
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
- The bullet damaged the comm 1 supply.
What about comm 2?
- Relay board is fine but signal is weak.
I'll connect it to back up power.
He's rerouting power to comm 2.
Contact ATC as soon as the power is back.
'Unauthorized aircraft,
this is your final call.'
'If you do not respond,
military engagement will be authorized.'
If you so much as whisper
about this hijack
I'll shoot your entire family dead
in front of your eyes and..
First of all, I'm an orphan.
Second of all, I'm a bachelor.
Listen up, you dimwit!
Who'll fly the plane if you kill me?
You've no grey matter
in that big head of yours?
You dolt!
'Comms activated'
You...
'Comms Deactivated'
Shit! That wasn't for you.
I was talking to my ex.
'Unidentified aircraft,
hostile intent confirmed.'
'You have violated restricted airspace
and issued verbal threat.'
'Activating protocol Alpha Red.'
What has happened?
Everybody! Get back to your seats
and put on your seat belts. Come on, go!
What does Alpha Red mean?
Red wire or blue wire?
How about the yellow wire?
You've to first cross me
before you can get to Prajapathi, Baby John.
Who are you?
Is he really asking me that?
And yeah, even I can break
the fourth wall, not just Satya!
So we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
'The Way of Water - Avatar'.
This is my way!
Let's do this!
May all people
be prosperous and happy.
'Bomb Deactivated'
Attention to all the passengers,
please fasten your seat belts
and pray to the Gods of your choice.
The storm is coming.
Turn off the auto pilot.
I'm flying.
This isn't some auto rickshaw.
You aren't some Tom Cruise.
It takes years to even know
the functionality of each button in here
and you think you can fly just like that?
Get up! Get out..
I subscribed to FlyBoyKK.
Just hold the lever and..
- Vlog number 57.
When auto pilot is off, co-pilot is on.
Hands on the yoke!
Not you!
She is mine!
Nevermind.
Jet, set, go!
"O Lord Hanuman! Lord Shiva!"
"Goddess Sammakka!
Goddess Sarakka! Shirdi Sai!"
"Lord Rama! Lord Ganesha!
O Lord Narasimha!"
"Praise be to Allah!"
"Hallelujah!"
"O Merciful Lord!
I have sinned!"
"I shouldn't have questioned
your existence."
"Lord Shiva or Jesus or Allah,
I don't know who watches us from up there."
"But whoever it is,
please show some mercy."
"Give me another chance
to redeem myself."
"Lord, please forgive me!"
"Lord, please save me!"
"If you make me
land safely in Kochi"
"I'll straight away
come to your prayer."
"You know how much
I love meat."
"But for you,
I'll turn vegan for one day."
"I've learnt my lesson, O good Lord.
Now please save me."
"Don't shove me into after life
because of the sins I've committed."
"Don't execute me
for eating Shawarma that wasn't Halal."
"List of my sins is long,
but please forgive me!"
"I'll offer
100 coconuts to you, Lord!"
"I'll circumambulate
your temple 108 times."
"I'll offer
100 coconuts to you, Lord!"
"I'll circumambulate
your temple 108 times."
"Land me safely in Kochi."
"Please excuse me this one time."
"If I commit these sins
ever again, kill me!"
"Jet Lee is on board."
"The hair that I've been growing
for so long"
"I swear I'll offer it to you."
"I've never visited a Dargah before"
"but I swear I will
and place the Chadar on the tomb."
Deploying speed brakes!
- Disturbed airflow confuses the missile trail.
Smart!
- To the 15 degrees!
Dump the fuel!
- We'll fade into heavens if we do that.
That exactly is my plan.
Just do as I say, Boy!
"Had I shared your photo
to atleast 10 people on Whatsapp"
"I wouldn't have
had to face this ordeal."
"Had I observed my fast
as promised"
"I wouldn't have
had to face this ordeal."
"Save me this one time and I'll build
a church and visit it every Sunday."
"And I'll offer Mass."
"Save me this one time and I'll come
to Vatican and make my confession."
"Praise the Lord!"
TOGA to the 15.
We're punching through the ceiling!
Let's bring it on!
We're running out of fuel.
Where are we even going?
Shutting down the engines.
- What?
"God, you got to be kidding.
This is Skibidi Delulu!"
"Don't end my movie
while I'm still at intermission."
"I'll sacrifice a bird for you
but sacrificng my life is a little too much!"
"The hair that I've been growing
for so long"
"I swear I'll offer it to you."
What is your plan now?
- Plan A. - And what's Plan A?
Thumbs Up?
- Taste the thunder!
I think I just saw the Lord!
Well, this is the climax.
Long live my India!
We're falling, we're falling!
Switch on the APU.
Turning on fuel pump!
- Provided any fuel is left.
Just enough to land!
But I can see no land here.
My grandfather had acres of land!
But splurged all of it on his vices.
My dad finally inherited half an acre
and I inherited half of that half.
Well, no, actually I can see the land.
- Good boy, KK.
Deploying spoilers manually.
Switching to full trim.
I can see little patch over there.
Is that land or water?
We'll soon find out.
Land gear is jammed.
What do we do now?
Belly landing
is the only option left.
I never knew my vlogs
were this informative.
Blank left 10 degrees!
I can see the clearing!
Are you okay?
- Yes
but only after I kill you.
Throttle idle!
Descent should be slow!
The speed is too high! We'll be up in flames
if we crash into the trees.
Hold the nose up! Just 2 degrees!
- Okay!
Passengers, brace for the impact!
Get ready to have
your testicles in the throat!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
- No bro, this is June!
If I survive this,
I'll make a movie about this whole thing.
And I'll be the hero in it
and Mr Cherry will be the producer.
Let's name the film,
'Cries in the Skies'.
This is the grandfather's land
I was talking about.
'In what many are calling
nothing short of a miracle'
'a passenger aircraft
that has crash landed'
'earlier today has reported
with zero casualties.'
'Even a mere bike accident
causes severe injuries'
'but here we've a plane which crash landed
without a single loss of life.'
'What do you call this?
A miracle? Or convenient writing?'
'When the flight was plummeting to the ground,
one man put his life at stake to save the rest.'
'That man is Prajapathi.'
'Shame that we accused
such an angel of a bank scam.'
How are you doing, Shivani?
S-Sir, Prajapathi?
- He's in the next room. He's doing fine.
It's okay!
I've been fully briefed
on what happened. You did a great job.
I'm proud of you.
- But what about Satya?
He's in custody.
He says he only wants to
speak with you.
So, whenever you are ready.
I'm ready, sir.
Not you!
Surprised?
- You're Satya?
Yes. A. T. Y. A.
Satya, son of Harish Chandra,
cousin of Naveen Chandra.
What?
- Ever!
He's right, ma'am.
He is Harish Chandra's son.
She doesn't speak English?
'Kill Prajapathi'?
If you're Satya, who in the world is he?
- Who is he?
Ved Vyas!
- Why care about that nobody?
His character is purely meant
for gags and punchlines.
Care about me, I'm the real hero!
This is my movie, this is my motive!
I made up my mind to kill Prajapathi
the day he killed my father.
Many others also wanted to kill Prajapathi
but I killed them all first.
"I wanna kill, kill, kill, kill,
kill, kill, kill alright!"
Anyways, I planned to killed Prajapathi.
So, I boarded the flight.
I had many chances to kill Prajapathi
but something nor the other came up each time!
It was a chaos!
But because I'm the hero,
I put my revenge on hold
and helped whoever was in need,
including you.
But when the moment
to kill Prajapathi finally arrived..
Shit! Shit! Shit!
My Glock gun got blocked.
"What goes around,
comes all the way back around."
Justin Timberlake! Destiny!
Cry Me A River!
But his fate is sealed.
His end will be in my hands!
Look here!
If you're mad, I'm your dad!
What?
- Dad!
Pops! Father!
"Father, no words
could ever do justice"
"to how much
you mean to me."
"I shall not hesitate
to shed blood for you."
"This is my promise."
Where is Ved Vyas?
- He is missing, ma'am!
Hey, woman! Listen to this hero's sob story.
Forget about that comedian!
You're a bigger comedian than him.
- And what are you? Miss Universe?
"Father, no words
could even do justice"
Prajapathi, wake up!
Get up!
Where is Ved Vyas?
- Who is he?
Your extraction team member.
Hero?
After the crash, I went blank.
- Where did you hide all the evidence?
I'll answer only if you
provide me with immunity.
Answer me!
You can hear me now!
All the evidence
is in my hearing aid.
Shit!
She didn't guess.
She couldn't guess,
that bloody witch!
Hello?
- 'Hello, Miss Shivani!'
You are looking for something?
Yeah. You.
- Oops! I don't fit in the locker.
Yeah, it's hacked.
And you look hot!
Where are you, Satya!
Wait! That isn't your name either.
But I think it suits me more.
The evidence is with you, isn't it?
- Straight to the point, yes.
Hand them over to me.
- What would you then do?
I'll see that justice is done.
That's what I did too.
Check the news.
According to the leaked files,
Home Minister Melkote
and National Secutity Chief Varghese
are involved in the Prajapathi Bank scam.
'It has come as a huge shocker
that Home Minister Melkote'
'and National Security Chief Varghese
have played such huge roles in the scam.'
Alright! Fine!
Harish Chandra isn't responsible
for the scam. Prajapathi is the culprit.
So what?
How does it even matter?
Despite being caught
he was brave enough
to expose all others in the scam.
Dharmesh Prajapathi
always stands by Dharma.
Hats off, sir!
Hats off!
Now you know
why I didn't give you the evidence?
Who are you?
Why are you doing this?
- I'll answer that in Part 2.
Wait!
I'm not sure if there'll be a part 2.
So, it is better I say it now.
Melkote is the reason
behind all this.
When Prajapathi
started blackmailing him
"Come what may, kill him"
were his orders to John.
John heard this and replied,
"Leave it to me".
He contacted me via the dark web
and I accepted the contract.
So, to kill Prajapathi, I set myself up
on this terrace with my sniper.
I saw all that happened.
Just as I pulled the trigger
I sneezed.
Before I could shoot again
John?
To remove all evidence
they planned to kill me
after I killed Prajapathi.
'Fury'! 'Rage'!
'Raging Bull'!
These aren't just movie titles,
these are the emotions I felt then.
I decided
to take revenge on them all.
So I came up
with a brilliant plan.
I joined the extraction team
as a member.
I learnt that Prajapathi
hid all the evidence in the hearing aid.
So, I chalked out this plan.
I board the flight.
I kill John.
I meet Prajapathi.
I steal his hearing aid.
I put on my parachute.
I go to the cargo.
Bye!
Nothing worked out
as per plan.
Had it worked out,
this movie would've been long over.
Nice hair style.
- Thank you.
But there is more.
Along with all the evidence,
the hearing had something else in it.
And that something
is why I'm hear.
Before the crypto crash,
Prajapathi saved ten percent of it.
And no, this is just the one percent.
These other nine shutters
hold the remaining nine percent.
You think I'll keep
all this money to myself?
You see, I'm not bad.
I wish to see the people happy.
Hurry up, lads!
Work on this load here!
People are my deities!
And this is my honorarium.
'It is good to know that our society
not only has scamsters but also Robinhoods.'
'Not only has this unknown man
leaked evidence implicating Prajapathi'
'the man has transferred..'
'No! The man has bestowed all the victims
of the Prajapathi Bank with Rs. 1116'.
'Customers lost in lakhs
but got back a thousand.'
'It's like dressing up a fracture with Band-Aid.
Nonetheless, people are happy.'
I didn't tell you my name, did I?
Well, I am..
I'm not one for self praise.
I'll let someone else
do it for me.
Who the hell are you!
Ma'am, a person is here
with his details.
Who?
Hello..
Miss Shivani Roy.
You are?
- I'll tell you about myself later.
But first, let me tell you
about the man you are after.
I fear not the man who has practiced
ten thousand kicks once
but I fear the man who has practiced
one kick ten thousand times.
And that man is me.
He is a ghost in day light.
A storm in silence.
He is the fear that enemies pray
they never hear.
A man who can fly anything,
shoot anything
and fight like it is nothing.
When he moves,
the end is clear
because death knows
its master is here.
In short, he is that bolt of fire
which ends long spells of darkness.
He is that primordial force
which manipulates time.
He is the cosmic catalyst!
The inexorable will! The temporal velocity!
To the shackled,
he is the unbound Lord.
To the weak,
he is the absolute might.
He is the hand
that feeds the hungry.
He is the phantom
which no cage can hold.
History doesn't record him
because history itself
is written by him.
For anyone bad,
he is the baddie.
For death,
he is the daddy.
What is his name?
I don't know.
"He's a man of mystery.
You can't read him so easily."
"But one thing is for sure,
Satya is not Jet Lee."
"Dig up his entire history,
there'll still be no clarity"
"But one thing is for sure,
Satya is not Jet Lee."
"He's the secret vault
no one can unlock."
"He's the master key
who unlocks all vaults."
"There is no one
of his pedigree."
"He is the light
that dwells in darkness"
"and the shadow
that resides in the day."
"Man, we can never figure him out."
"Jet Lee.. Jet Lee.. Jet Lee.."
"Jet Lee.. Jet Lee.. Jet Lee.."
"Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Mo!
Is he our friend or foe?"
"Can't really say for sure."
"Things he does, you never know.
What's within, he'll never show."
"He's a man of mastery"
"and the ultimate anamoly."
"But if you think about it"
"Satya maybe Jet Lee!"
"He's like an encrypted code."
"He's the master of disguise."
"He looks like a fool
but he is so wise."
"Satya is Jet Lee!"
"Satya maybe Jet Lee!"
"Satya can't be Jet Lee."
"Satya is not Jet Lee."
"Satya is Jet Lee!"
"Satya maybe Jet Lee!"
"Satya can't be Jet Lee."
"Satya is not Jet Lee."