Jungle Raiders (1985) Movie Script
- Let's move.
- Yeah.
You can always go back, Logan.
It's up to you.
Oh, I'm not gonna bolt
at a little bad weather.
Those aren't clouds, Logan.
They're head hunters.
Help! They got me! Help!
Just keep your shirt on,
I'll cut you out of there.
You don't quit wriggling,
I'll cut your arm off!
Come on, let's get to the village.
Move it, Fizz!
Hey Duke, they stopped.
Why aren't they following us anymore?
They believe this area
is haunted by evil spirits.
You know, Mr. Howard,
I was scared shit less.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
Let's go.
We're okay for now.
Come on.
So far, everything is just what
that lady said it would be.
Look, here are the falls.
If the map's right,
were just about there.
That deserves a drink.
Did I hear the magic word?
Be right with you.
This is the true nectar of the gods.
Only one sip.
Here.
That's straight gin!
Patience is a virtue, look.
Gin Fizz, would you like to try?
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
Here you go.
Let's have something to eat.
No, I'm not hungry.
You gotta relax.
Look, this is the first time
I've ever done anything that matters.
I mean,
my father worked for his billion,
and I just inherited.
Yeah, we get through this,
we'll be alright.
Despite all those damn headhunters?
Give me the map.
Right on target.
Fizz, you stay here and keep an eye out.
If you have to start shooting,
make sure we can hear you in there.
Don't drink anything,
or you won't hear an elephant go by,
all right?
I will, even if he's water skiing.
Ha!
Give me the flashlight.
Follow me.
God dammit!
Wait.
Get your hand off!
Get it out!
Get your hand off!
Take it away.
What is it?
Don't pull the head off
or it will give you a hell of a fever.
What is it?
It's only a leech.
Only? It's sucking my blood!
You're a millionaire,
you ought to be used to that.
It ain't Beverly Hills.
Well, look at there.
Could be a prince, princess.
Maybe even a king. What do you think?
Watch it. There's poison on the end.
Hey, Logan.
Logan, forget the money.
We're looking for the statue, remember?
Hey, Logan.
Well, look it here.
That's it, that's the statue on the map!
What do you think of that?
Oh, Mr. Howard, it's so gorgeous!
Don't touch it.
It hasn't been here
all these years for nothing.
Here, hold this.
I feel like I've finally done something.
I have a story to tell.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Beverly Hills will never be the same.
Thanks to you, Mr. Howard!
If you ever see it again.
Let's get the hell out of here,
come on.
Get going.
Gin! Gin!
Gin!
He must have skirted around the village.
Come down the hill.
I told you to be careful.
Oh, Jesus!
Come on!
Move it!
Get your butt moving! Come on!
What do we do now?
I'm going to hold them off,
you get the hell out of here.
Get!
Give me a hand, will you?
Come on, move your ass.
Move it!
Go!
Come on!
Move it!
Run!
There it is.
I think we can make it. Go on.
Come on, get a move on it!
Hey, my statue!
I'll hold your statue let's go.
I don't hear them anymore.
The boat's down here.
The boss is here.
Will, look over there.
That's him.
Can you make it?
Yes, I hope.
Just keep rowing.
They're closing in!
Come on,
we're getting out of here, quick.
You okay?
Yeah, but I had to leave
two passengers on land.
Get inside.
Hey Phil, we should take off, maybe?
Shut up and let's just
get the hell out of here!
That poor son of a bitch down there
is probably dead already.
And then?
I've done something that matters!"
"Beverly Hills will never be
the same again, thanks to you.
Hey, he wasn't such a bad guy.
He wanted to stay around and help.
I really had to kick his ass
in that boat...
and shove him out of here.
How did we do?
Alain, I'll give you 10.
I'll pick up all that other stuff later,
all right?
The elders are mad as hell.
They don't like you playing
with their legend.
It's only an adaption.
An adaption, yeah.
But the Ruby Of Gloom
is not to be toyed with.
Ah, come on.
Sacred cage, evil spirits?
This is the 20th century,
not the middle ages.
Is the boat ready?
Awaiting your orders, president.
- After you.
- You first.
Hey Captain,
there's a show you ought to see.
Oh, I'll be right back.
Wow, what a pretty vision that is.
Yeah and what's more, what a...
- Don't be vulgar.
- No,
I mean, what a hull.
She must cut through the water
like a dream.
Easy to handle.
What are you talking about?
Uh, time for a drink?
It's not even 5 o'clock.
Well, the sun's been over the yardarm
since noon.
See you later.
Yeah.
How are you doing, Warren?
Can I have a carton of the usual,
please?
I was about to start a search for you.
You don't play fair.
You and Gin Fizz dying,
you don't tell me anything.
I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
From Mr. Logan,
for your widow and Gin Fizz's widow.
I'll be damned.
I didn't expect that.
Not part of the swindle, eh?
Come on, Inspector, you're being unfair.
If it's not a swindle, what is it?
A dream.
I sell dreams, all right?
That Logan guy,
he never accomplished anything
in his whole life.
He was bored.
I made him happy, that's all.
My dreams just may cost him
a little bit more.
I tell you something else,
that statue,
that was real gold and ivory.
One of Alain's best carvers made it.
All right, all right.
I have a dream for you.
Yeah?
The Ruby of Gloom.
The Ruby of Gloom, huh?
That's a great legend.
Pirates and everything, good adventure.
Come on, Inspector.
Why are you trying to con me?
You're talking to a representative
of the United States Government.
Why are you trying to sell me a story
about the Ruby of Gloom?
The curator from the museum
in Columbia just arrived,
with proof that the ruby exists
and a map to find it.
A map?
Somebody in South America
is stealing my pet.
Your pay is $10,000 plus expenses.
And er, well, never mind.
The rest, you find out for yourself.
Whatever it is, I'm not interested.
You afraid?
Of what, the legend?
The ruby? Borneo pirates?
Come on, Inspector,
I'll buy you a drink.
Okay.
We'll have two beers here.
The Los Angeles police department
sent me an inquiry.
About a Duke Howard, ex-Navy.
Something about
taking an oil man to Mexico
to look for Montezuma's
diamond studded toilet bowl.
Warren, that's blackmail.
No. No.
It's a dream.
I'm offering you a dream.
But you're council to the United States.
Nobody's perfect.
Miss Janez?
Who are you?
Friend. Just kidding.
Come with us!
The police! Let's get out of here.
Come on!
The police! We better get out of here.
Get the cuffs on him.
Let's take this truck
before they get us.
Can you drive?
Of course I can.
Is that what you call driving?
Jesus!
No swearing.
Here we go.
Where are you going?
Out!
Faster, come on!
Turn left here! Left!
I said turn left! Left!
She's out of her mind!
I said turn left!
- What?
- Left!
Oh crap!
They're heading to there.
Please, just once, turn left, please?
Okay, left.
Oh my god! I didn't mean right away!
Well, you're the one
who wanted to go left.
You're right, left.
Jesus!
I wanna drive! Move over!
- All right.
- No, no!
What do you think I meant? Jesus!
What's a girl like you
doing in a port like that?
Trying to find my way back
to the Grand Hotel.
Those guys were not just mugging,
you know.
No, they wanted to kidnap me,
but don't ask me why.
You better report this to the police.
Just tell them Duke Howard sent you.
Big hero,
how much did you pay those guys?
Did you really think
I'd swoon at your feet
and tumble into bed with you?
Well, I've heard all about
your phony setups, Mr. Howard.
So, stay away from me.
Who's in distress, the damsel or you?
She's nuts,
I've never seen her in my life.
Ah DaSilva, now that your here,
Gin will be by tomorrow
to pick up some supplies.
Off again?
No, not for a while.
Well, as you know...
Whatever you need,
DaSilva import / export
is the best in the Orient.
Yeah, the most expensive, too.
See you.
Wait!
What do you mean, wait?
Tiger is in a meeting.
All right, this is the new car trail.
They can go straight through
the Jungle to our camp
near the volcano.
Understand?
There are two ways,
either the trail or the river,
for handy transportation.
Ah, my friend DaSilva.
How are you, Tiger?
Gentlemen.
That will be all, thank you.
This will be the first and last time
that anybody tries to stop me
at the entrance
like they did today.
Listen to me, DaSilva.
In front of my men,
I'm the only leader.
Then, don't use your men.
Use our mercenaries, can't you?
Get him out, too.
He doesn't speak English, but anyway.
Well?
I've engaged Duke Howard as a guide.
He claims he doesn't know the girl,
but he helped her
escape your men tonight.
Pity, I feel she might have told us
who's backing them.
Captain Yankee's a tough customer.
Then, let's hope he guides the girl
and that Professor to the ruby
as quickly as possible.
That way, we can write a proper ending
to Captain Yankee's last adventure.
While we were unloading
your last shipment,
there was a small accident.
A native fishing boat
strayed too near the beach.
It was dark,
but they must have seen us.
That we didn't need.
Those natives are very friendly
with that Howard.
They won't talk.
Don't be so sure.
They cannot talk.
Tighten it up.
That's what I'm doing, schmuck.
Hello, boys.
Making sure your blackmail paid off?
Now, at least you have an honest job.
It's good for your soul.
Look who's talking about honesty!
You shove blackmail
down people's throats
and get them
to do your dirty work for you.
It'll chalked up to your credit
on the day of judgment.
Oh by the way, last night,
we picked up a couple of men
at the hospital, with injuries.
They're the kind of men that don't talk.
But they had tattoos on their arms,
like round blood stains.
The Borneo pirates.
They got a flag
with a blood stain in the center.
And they're famous for those tattoos.
This conversation is getting ridiculous.
Up to the turn of the century,
the Borneo pirates
were a terrifying reality.
I just thought I'd inform you.
What's the matter?
I was just wondering what connection
the girl has with those tattoos.
Why don't you ask her?
I forgot to tell you
but our curator is a woman, Miss Janez.
And this is Miss Janez.
My assistant, Professor Lansky.
His field is primitive art.
How do you do?
Duke is an expert, too.
Listen, I'll...
I'll, I'll put the stuff away.
Hmm.
You'd better get going
before you miss the tide.
Good hunting!
Said the beagle to the duck!
I think we're here.
You do know where this island is,
don't you?
Yeah, I've been there once, I think.
Yes, Warren told me.
You use it as a play pen.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, lady.
It's your play pen now.
Perhaps.
But the man who wrote this diary
really saw the ruby
and I'm doing this for him.
If you survive.
But I'm not paid to make comments,
just get you there.
My dear,
you can't expect the whole world
to believe that diary
as blindly as you do.
Er, I will say this, Mr. Howard.
In our field,
one often spends a lifetime
looking for something
one never expects to find.
Yeah, it's like a new restaurant, huh?
I better check the course.
Can I borrow this?
If you like.
Thanks.
I hate cocky adventurers.
Take him for what he is,
a simple guide
one step above the natives.
Doctor Lansky?
Hey, Fizz!
What gives?
Look, looks like her, huh?
Well, she brings good luck.
Captain Yankee! Captain Yankee!
Captain Yankee is coming.
He'll be here any minute
with new clients.
Do you hear me?
Captain Yankee is coming!
Hurry!
Wait by blue number seven!
Hey, come on, I said!
Alain, put all the war paint stuff away.
This one's official.
Official?
Yeah, big time.
You're beautiful, you know that?
Listen Alain, we're going to
need to spend the night here.
So just find us a couple of your huts,
they'll do.
We'll leave the boat here tomorrow
and do the rest of the trip on foot.
We'll need a couple of your men, too.
We need to get over near the volcano.
Sure. The volcano?
Yeah, volcano.
Can you tell me what your name is,
sweetheart?
It's okay, the lady won't hurt you,
she's nice.
Got that thing tamed
just like a pet, eh?
It's, uh, a little excitement,
never boring.
She'll show you to your hut.
Sleep tight.
See you bright and early.
What happened?
We just found the dugout empty.
Maybe they drowned?
No, when they were found,
they had bullet holes in their heads.
I'll see if I can get Warren
to send someone.
The only good native is a dead native.
Maybe they were smugglers?
Smugglers?
I'm convinced.
No, you're not.
If the smugglers
would've seen the natives,
they would've just bought them off.
They don't care.
Everybody is smuggling something
around here.
I know everything about it.
Look at that.
One of those kids gave it to me.
Found it on the beach.
Pirates, gentlemen.
Borneo pirates, believe me.
You're jumping to conclusions,
aren't you, Fizz?
Am I? Look at his face?
I don't know, Duke.
I just don't know.
Something strange
has been going on here lately.
You moving out tomorrow?
Yes, because we have no sense,
but I guess we have to.
I'll explain the situation to her.
I'll try to convince her,
but I doubt it.
Oh, I'm sorry, Duke.
They ought to name
a hurricane after you.
What are you looking for?
A little common sense
but I can't find any around here,
excuse me.
You see 'em?
They're sure not trying to hide,
are they?
And you're not stopping?
Do we have a choice?
There's something you ought to see.
It's over there.
Look.
What do you think?
I doubt if the guardian spirits
ever shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch.
You can tell where the boots
were made just by the prints?
Very good Sherlock.
Now tell me who's wearing them.
They're military boots.
The soldier's on his own.
He's on us, he's staying hidden.
Why?
They know were after the ruby.
They'll jump us once we get it.
Just tell them I shot the snake.
Right.
You can have this for lunch
if you'd rather.
My god, ugh.
Take it.
You see?
The natives are going to have a feast!
They skin the snake
and they put it on a spit.
A true delicacy.
Is the Captain inside?
Mr. Warren, good of you to drop by,
good of you to drop by.
Haven't seen you around
this part of town in ages.
Please sit.
Thank you, thank you.
As I said Mr. Warren,
it's been quite some time
since I had the pleasure.
And what may I do for you?
I want to arrange
for a prisoner's escape.
I beg your pardon?
Some day, I'm going to kill you.
But for now, we are friends, Carl.
You'll be alright.
Tiger!
Put him down there.
What happened?
A snake bit him.
Trouble is,
they saw him and got his papers.
Doesn't change anything.
Is the unit ready?
Yeah, but there's no hurry.
Captain Yankee set camp for the night.
So you found a receipt
from that son of a bitch DaSilva
in the soldier's pocket, huh?
Hmm, anyway there's the volcano.
She's really acting up.
Let's check out the cave.
Here's a way down.
This way.
A total lack of finesse.
Well, if you find the ruby,
you'll be famous overnight.
You look worried, Duke.
I confess, I envy you.
Between you and me,
it's ridiculous
to talk about who's boss.
We're just two scholars
seeking glory for our tiny museum.
Don't be so modest.
- Gin
- Yeah?
Check out the cave,
see if it's possible
to spend the night in there.
Okay.
Porters! Bring that stuff on down here.
You got the diary and the idea.
I had nothing to do with it.
And I'll have even less
if we're successful.
- May I see the diary?
- Sure.
I have a feeling we're closer
to the sacred caves than we think.
It speaks here of the Devil's Nose.
Funny name.
There's a patch of geysers here
the natives call The Devil's Nostrils.
They believe the steam
is the devil breathing.
Is it asking too much
to give me a little chance to apologize?
I guess there's been enough
of these hurt feelings.
I thought so, too.
Shall we start over?
We can try.
- Hey, Gin.
- Yeah?
How's it look?
You can have a rest, it'll do just fine.
Hey Fizz, I want you to go back
- to the village.
- Yeah?
Tell Alain to send all the men
he can get.
What do we need those savages for?
Lansky, they're not savages.
We need all the people he can send.
There's a group out there
that's trying to kill us.
They want the ruby.
They're just waiting for us to find it.
Go on, Gin.
Okay.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Good luck.
Said the guy from the 8th floor
as the guy from the 10th flew by.
You know, Miss,
if you weren't so accident prone,
you'd be a nice lady.
Fizz!
Take it easy, partner.
Time is money, Fizz.
There he goes.
Don't turn your lights on.
He's heading for the port.
Right.
We'd better get there before he does.
We might lose him.
Go!
Everyone on board?
That is DaSilva's ship.
And this is his merchandise.
Might as well have a peek.
We'll need a crowbar.
You like peas?
Be careful how you cook them.
How obvious can you be?
Alain!
Captain Yankee needs your help.
Get some of your best men
and come along with me.
And I mean right now.
- Okay!
- Hurry!
I'll get busy setting up the ambush.
You stay here
and take care of the women.
We can't be too far.
The entrance could be hard to find.
In storybook adventures,
there's always a map
with so many paces to count off.
So many towards the East,
so many towards the West.
Ah, ahh!
- Duke, I swear.
- Yeah, I know.
You're sorry, you're sorry.
Are you alright?
Yeah, thank god.
Throw down a rope.
Get a rope.
It looks like this
is an entrance to a cavern.
Do you think we could have fallen
into the right place just like that?
I'm usually lucky with parking places.
Let's have a look around.
Okay.
What have you found?
It's blocked off this way.
Have the porters bring down a light.
You're doing very well professor,
very well.
I feel a current of warm air.
We'll try down there.
Okay, I'll take a look over here.
The temperature is rising.
Here, give me that.
Let's go.
Come on, come on.
Watch it, it's slippery.
Stay close to the edge.
It's too hot, I can't stand it.
Must be 130.
You better hold on to something.
Don't get much nearer.
This isn't a volcano.
It's an underground oil reserve.
Maybe that's why they say
the guardian spirit
started the fire many years ago.
That way he created a legend.
Maybe that's why those men
are following us.
Come on,
stick as close to the wall as you can.
Close it up, close it up.
Come on!
I know a lot of countries
that would like to get
their hands on that oil.
By the way, before leaving Bogota,
I received a visit
from the US state department.
They were a bit vague,
but they did mention something
about somebody wanting to destabilize
this corner of the world.
Why didn't you tell me all this?
Well, they asked me to keep quiet.
They asked me not to tell
anyone else on the expedition.
But there was no need,
everybody knows about it.
Captain.
Captain!
Look! Over there!
Someone keep fire lit next to statue,
maybe guardians of tomb!
My god.
Well, you're the specialist.
I'm afraid we found it.
That isn't a ruby.
A figure of speech.
Kind of looks like one.
Roomy enough, isn't it?
Talk about con games,
It's a good place for the local natives
to store their god.
I know we're on the right track.
I'm sure we're on it.
Professor Janez,
I believe your dreams of glory
are all shattered.
Poof!
Herbert all I wanted...
Look out!
Go away.
They'll kill you all!
Leave this place.
Go on now, go.
They're waiting to kill you.
Don't you understand?
Tukpah. I'm from your village
don't you know me?
No.
Who are you?
They took me away when I was a child.
Who took you?
Who did this to you?
The guardians gone mad.
They want you to go mad.
I tried to escape.
They caught me and tortured me.
The guardians? They tortured you?
Yes the guardians.
Here they come.
There's no one here.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They were waiting to kill you
at the entrance.
They're here now.
Stay together.
Watch your back.
Get the torch.
Hey!
- Gun's stuck!
- Jesus.
Duke!
I can't stop this damn thing
from turning.
Help me, hurry.
Duke please!
I don't know what you did.
There's a way out. Give me your hand.
Everyone this way, come on!
Lansky, cover me!
Are you alright?
Yes, I guess so.
How is he?
Down here.
This way.
I'm sure of it.
I left them right here,
they were making camp for the night.
Do something, Alain.
Take cover.
- Get up there!
- Cover me!
Move it!
Fire back!
Go on! Get those troops.
Look out!
Down here.
Keep it up, we gotta make sure.
Okay, lay off.
They're cooked to a crisp by now.
And you know the boss's orders,
they're no more than medium rare.
You guys never get anything right.
Come on let's move.
Okay, we're heading back.
Let's go.
Thank god for this opening,
it saved our lives.
Yeah.
Over there.
We'll never get across that.
There's gotta be a way.
The fact is, we can't turn back.
Give me the map. Hold this.
According to this,
it's gotta be right there
on the other side of this lava field.
They're true.
Let's go.
What the hell do you think you're up to?
There's no way to get across,
so we're going to have to invent one.
Give me the rope.
Stay back.
Just try and do what I do,
if I make it.
Here you go, sunshine.
Way to go.
You're next, professor.
Send it back.
Way to go.
I'll tie it up.
McCain.
Check up there.
Okay.
Be careful.
Captain Yankee, come.
This is the place.
Damn, that's hot.
Crap! Enough of this.
Hold it.
Now I've got it.
Watch it!
I want that ruby, Howard.
Put it on the ledge over there
and step back.
Move.
Your gun is unloaded, my dear.
Stay right where you are.
Now put the ruby down.
You're foul, Lansky.
You think it matters?
Move away.
The Ruby of Gloom.
Don't you two realize
you've been nothing but puppets?
Glory of our little museum, ha!
Too small for the Ruby of Gloom.
It needs someone like me
to present it to the world.
I have the proper ego.
So large!
All science will be at my feet.
And will weep when I unveil
the plaque in your memory.
Maria, starry eyed researcher.
Son of a bitch!
Eaten by savages.
So close to her goal.
Put the gun down, or I'll kill the girl.
You put yours down
and I'll knock your stupid teeth in.
Drop it.
Put it down.
Poor Captain Yankee.
Well, now what?
Any suggestions?
We'll wait a minute,
and then go after him.
He is not worth the tears.
He was a worm.
A traitor!
Come on you two, get moving.
Half a century.
Do you know what this means?
Yeah, you're trying
to get the Borneo pirates
out of the cellar.
But you're a little out of date,
aren't you?
Your governments,
your powerful countries,
are about to tear each other apart.
And when they do, we will stand by
and pick up the pieces.
And then, this won't happen anymore,
this kind of slavery.
I'll kick all the whites out.
Your greed is going to kill you Tiger.
I think you know
that a lot of governments are on to you.
They'll step in.
You haven't got a chance.
Pick up that body, and the head.
Get them out of this sacred place.
Come on!
After them!
Hurry! They're escaping.
This is going down!
Let's get out of here!
- Move backward.
- What the hell!
The whole place is coming down.
Not that way, let's follow the bat.
Why for god's sake?
Because he knows more than we do,
come on.
Watch your step this time,
damn it, watch it.
We'll be buried alive!
It's going to cave in, hurry!
Hold it.
I got you.
- Ahh!
- It's a bat.
Just a bat.
Let's move out of here, hey!
That's it, it's happened.
Bye, Captain Yankee.
Come on, there's a canoe.
Let's take it.
We have difficulty 5.5.
Let's make that 6.5.
Ready?
Let's go.
Holy shit!
Listen, if we don't make this meeting,
we gotta stay here another 48 hours.
And remember Warren is our only hope.
What about you?
I'll pick my nose or something.
I'll stay here.
If I run into any of my men,
I'll send them along.
Forget about it.
Our boats will be there
in a couple of hours.
Come on let's go.
Lay off.
You're not going to get me
in the that rickety little canoe.
Leave me alone.
You know, I live my life in alcohol.
I don't want to be killed in the water.
Go on boy, leave me alone here.
Go! Go!
- You're the boss.
- Move!
- Be quiet.
- What?
Circle the wagon.
Boil some water,
get out the clean sheets.
I don't believe my eyes, by god.
How you doing, Gin?
What happened?
I sent Alain to Warren for his help.
And I know all about Tiger, man.
He set out to another camp
near the river.
It's his ammunition depot.
If it isn't far, we can make it.
Come on.
Where have you been,
the fucking volcano, man?
No we, uh, it's an explosion.
We are all right.
We made it, we made it.
Come on, Gin.
You scared me sober,
do you realize that, Duke?
Is that a nice thing to do to a friend?
You're having fun in the volcano!
- It's no fun!
- I still say that's no way
to treat a friend,
and you do it all the time.
- No!
- The hell you say.
You're worse than prohibition.
Very soon,
this plant will be able to pump.
Raising the oil to a level.
So it will be as easy
as opening a water faucet.
And out it will gush.
All that you need.
Hey Tiger!
Tiger!
Look what I got.
Some pretty chicks.
What's this?
They're prisoners
from the camp of Alain.
Excellent,
and a little diversion for the men
is highly desirable at times.
You're right.
Little boys sometimes grow up
to make great pirates, don't they?
Well, I don't know
if they'll make great pirates,
but I'm sure these little chicks will.
Take them to the stockade.
And they're not to be touched
until I get back.
Okay, right.
We'll divide our prisoners
the way it used to be done.
And now I'll be King of Borneo!
Bye.
Yahoo! Bring them inside, boys.
It's going to be fun time
in the jungle pretty soon.
Come on, move little chickens!
That's it, go!
Into the coop, go.
Hold it!
What have you got in that basket, you?
Give it to me. Give it to me!
Let go!
- What happened?
- Something bit me.
Something bit me!
What the hell?
Give me that basket.
There's nothing in there.
What the hell's happening here?
What's going on?
Why are we stopping?
I told you this tub couldn't take it.
Bloody engine's packed up.
How long do you think?
I'm afraid three hours, at least.
30 minutes,
or I'll certainly remember
you sell liquor to the mayor.
Yes, sir.
Hi, cobra.
What did you say?
Oh no! I keep telling you,
you mustn't do things like that.
Really? Where?
You sure?
What you got?
Bring it here, let's see.
If any soldier eats this,
big tummy ache, eh?
Wait there.
Hold it.
Look over there.
Tiger and DaSilva built all this.
Oh, man.
What's that?
It looks like a monster.
No, it's just a caterpillar.
They use it to carry
around the flame thrower.
And burn away the underbrush with it.
I know that.
They tried to kill me
with it during the ambush.
I think we have a chance.
- You know how to drive?
- Uh huh.
I think we have a chance.
- Give me a cold one.
- Sure.
- Warm out there, huh?
- Yeah.
Got dust growing out of my ears.
What the hell!
That's better, eh.
Hey come back here!
- Joy ride time!
- Yeah.
Step on it, chum.
Where are you going! Get down!
Greatest show on earth!
Good shot.
Keep an eye out and try to keep away.
I saw in a movie once
they used a fire extinguisher like this.
What in the hell are you doing?
- Give me that.
- It's supposed to extinguish.
You'll get us extinguished.
We've gotta stop them.
Get on to DaSilva in a hurry
tell him what's happening here.
Right.
Come on, all of you.
Look out!
Come on you, come with me.
The people from the village.
They'll massacre them.
This ought to help.
- This way.
- Hurry up.
- Hurry up!
- The rest of you...
You two, by the reservoir.
The rest of you, across the camp.
Where's he going?
Stop! Stop!
Oh, step on the brakes.
Climb up, hurry.
That's it.
- Come on.
- Give me your hand.
Would you quit playing with that cobra,
for god's sake.
If they go that way, block them!
You men, with me!
Don't just sit there, blow something up.
Thought you'd never ask.
Hold on to me.
It worked!
Get out there and cut the rope.
I can't make it through this hole.
Looks like they're heading
for the oil tanks.
Get the hell out of there.
That was for DaSilva!
You must have run out of gas.
Better start walking.
I know the way.
Already been there with Alain.
The river's that way.
- Okay.
- Come on.
What happened?
Over a years' work gone up in smoke!
Who did this?
Somebody came with a caterpillar
and destroyed everything
before we could stop them.
- And they...
- Argh!
It's time to stop you! White Bastard!
Over to DaSilva's.
We'll get new materials and rebuild.
Go ahead, it's alright.
We have to go now. Go get him.
Can't now.
Girl cobra.
They want to be together.
Like you and Duke.
How long do you think it'll take
before we hit the channel?
About an hour.
Somebody might trip on this.
Oh my god.
Oh, Duke, believe me,
I swear I didn't do it on purpose.
12 hours now.
Can we make it?
If she doesn't make more trouble, yes.
Well, now we strike out on foot.
Don't take it so serious.
Could happen to anyone.
Anyone like you.
Well, he's got it turning over.
Look, a canoe.
That's Alain, a friend of Howard.
Duke is in trouble
at DaSilva's mercenary camp up river.
We can get them out.
Let's just be on time.
Go!
DaSilva!
Have your men stay back.
I don't want them up here.
Stop.
Leave your boat there and come up alone.
My friend.
Why all these precautions?
What are you scared of?
Smile, it's a beautiful day.
Don't you think?
You let them destroy the camp.
So, you plant spies among my men, eh?
Good Morning, Carl.
We've got millions riding on you, Tiger.
We'd be fools if we didn't protect
our investment.
Look! The Ruby of Gloom.
Nothing can stop me now.
Well? Didn't you hear what I said,
you stupid moron?
Nothing can stop me now.
You've already been stopped.
You're through.
You're not getting the shipment.
Give me that ruby.
My friend DaSilva.
I'm not kidding, Tiger.
Neither am I.
Faster!
Hit the tower!
Aras! Ramone!
Come on! Come on!
Well, DaSilva got what he deserved.
Yes, but with all those supplies,
it'll take an army to stop Tiger.
Pick up those crates.
Get them loaded on the boats.
I want everything you can move.
All that stuff.
This is what we need.
This is building merchandise.
Take that one, too.
That's right.
As soon as you've got one boat loaded,
get it off and tell them
to unload at the camp
and get back here on the double.
We're going to need to make
three or four round trips.
Well?
Don't keep us waiting.
I know that look, Mr. Howard.
Well, we are heroes, aren't we?
We gotta stop Tiger.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
I Said we had to stop Tiger, right?
You going to do it all alone?
Take this lighter.
Make a torch.
As soon as I'm down, throw it in.
Get down.
What's going on?
Turn back!
What are you waiting for?
Come back here.
You stay here. Keep your eyes peeled.
Hurry up with those crates.
Quickly, that way.
We've got to put the fire out
before it spreads.
Hurry!
Quickly! That way! Go!
Go this way, hurry!
Hurry! Get everything down to the boat.
No!
Let go of me!
- Were you there at the port?
- Yeah.
They're blowing up those supplies.
No, that was my job.
We planted the time bomb.
That was five.
We planted six,
so there's still one in the port.
Oh, Christ!
As Judas said, counting his silver.
Get to the launch!
Hurry! All of you move!
Go on.
Everyone to the bay, now!
Get moving.
Mr. Howard.
Yep, it's you and me, Tiger.
Hold your fire!
Jump dummy, jump.
Take them back to town.
You go too, Miss Janez.
I'm sorry about this.
You were close friends, weren't you?
You don't seem very upset.
You don't think this is the end, do you?
Up you go.
Come on, young'un.
Yeehaw! Going my way?
- Captain Yankee!
- Hey!
- Hey, Fizz.
- Yeah.
Hi, kid.
Do you think this boat
could get us to Amsterdam?
- Amsterdam?
- Yes, Amsterdam in Holland.
That's the place they cut rubies
isn't it?
What about your museum?
What museum?
- Yeah.
You can always go back, Logan.
It's up to you.
Oh, I'm not gonna bolt
at a little bad weather.
Those aren't clouds, Logan.
They're head hunters.
Help! They got me! Help!
Just keep your shirt on,
I'll cut you out of there.
You don't quit wriggling,
I'll cut your arm off!
Come on, let's get to the village.
Move it, Fizz!
Hey Duke, they stopped.
Why aren't they following us anymore?
They believe this area
is haunted by evil spirits.
You know, Mr. Howard,
I was scared shit less.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
Let's go.
We're okay for now.
Come on.
So far, everything is just what
that lady said it would be.
Look, here are the falls.
If the map's right,
were just about there.
That deserves a drink.
Did I hear the magic word?
Be right with you.
This is the true nectar of the gods.
Only one sip.
Here.
That's straight gin!
Patience is a virtue, look.
Gin Fizz, would you like to try?
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
Here you go.
Let's have something to eat.
No, I'm not hungry.
You gotta relax.
Look, this is the first time
I've ever done anything that matters.
I mean,
my father worked for his billion,
and I just inherited.
Yeah, we get through this,
we'll be alright.
Despite all those damn headhunters?
Give me the map.
Right on target.
Fizz, you stay here and keep an eye out.
If you have to start shooting,
make sure we can hear you in there.
Don't drink anything,
or you won't hear an elephant go by,
all right?
I will, even if he's water skiing.
Ha!
Give me the flashlight.
Follow me.
God dammit!
Wait.
Get your hand off!
Get it out!
Get your hand off!
Take it away.
What is it?
Don't pull the head off
or it will give you a hell of a fever.
What is it?
It's only a leech.
Only? It's sucking my blood!
You're a millionaire,
you ought to be used to that.
It ain't Beverly Hills.
Well, look at there.
Could be a prince, princess.
Maybe even a king. What do you think?
Watch it. There's poison on the end.
Hey, Logan.
Logan, forget the money.
We're looking for the statue, remember?
Hey, Logan.
Well, look it here.
That's it, that's the statue on the map!
What do you think of that?
Oh, Mr. Howard, it's so gorgeous!
Don't touch it.
It hasn't been here
all these years for nothing.
Here, hold this.
I feel like I've finally done something.
I have a story to tell.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Beverly Hills will never be the same.
Thanks to you, Mr. Howard!
If you ever see it again.
Let's get the hell out of here,
come on.
Get going.
Gin! Gin!
Gin!
He must have skirted around the village.
Come down the hill.
I told you to be careful.
Oh, Jesus!
Come on!
Move it!
Get your butt moving! Come on!
What do we do now?
I'm going to hold them off,
you get the hell out of here.
Get!
Give me a hand, will you?
Come on, move your ass.
Move it!
Go!
Come on!
Move it!
Run!
There it is.
I think we can make it. Go on.
Come on, get a move on it!
Hey, my statue!
I'll hold your statue let's go.
I don't hear them anymore.
The boat's down here.
The boss is here.
Will, look over there.
That's him.
Can you make it?
Yes, I hope.
Just keep rowing.
They're closing in!
Come on,
we're getting out of here, quick.
You okay?
Yeah, but I had to leave
two passengers on land.
Get inside.
Hey Phil, we should take off, maybe?
Shut up and let's just
get the hell out of here!
That poor son of a bitch down there
is probably dead already.
And then?
I've done something that matters!"
"Beverly Hills will never be
the same again, thanks to you.
Hey, he wasn't such a bad guy.
He wanted to stay around and help.
I really had to kick his ass
in that boat...
and shove him out of here.
How did we do?
Alain, I'll give you 10.
I'll pick up all that other stuff later,
all right?
The elders are mad as hell.
They don't like you playing
with their legend.
It's only an adaption.
An adaption, yeah.
But the Ruby Of Gloom
is not to be toyed with.
Ah, come on.
Sacred cage, evil spirits?
This is the 20th century,
not the middle ages.
Is the boat ready?
Awaiting your orders, president.
- After you.
- You first.
Hey Captain,
there's a show you ought to see.
Oh, I'll be right back.
Wow, what a pretty vision that is.
Yeah and what's more, what a...
- Don't be vulgar.
- No,
I mean, what a hull.
She must cut through the water
like a dream.
Easy to handle.
What are you talking about?
Uh, time for a drink?
It's not even 5 o'clock.
Well, the sun's been over the yardarm
since noon.
See you later.
Yeah.
How are you doing, Warren?
Can I have a carton of the usual,
please?
I was about to start a search for you.
You don't play fair.
You and Gin Fizz dying,
you don't tell me anything.
I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
From Mr. Logan,
for your widow and Gin Fizz's widow.
I'll be damned.
I didn't expect that.
Not part of the swindle, eh?
Come on, Inspector, you're being unfair.
If it's not a swindle, what is it?
A dream.
I sell dreams, all right?
That Logan guy,
he never accomplished anything
in his whole life.
He was bored.
I made him happy, that's all.
My dreams just may cost him
a little bit more.
I tell you something else,
that statue,
that was real gold and ivory.
One of Alain's best carvers made it.
All right, all right.
I have a dream for you.
Yeah?
The Ruby of Gloom.
The Ruby of Gloom, huh?
That's a great legend.
Pirates and everything, good adventure.
Come on, Inspector.
Why are you trying to con me?
You're talking to a representative
of the United States Government.
Why are you trying to sell me a story
about the Ruby of Gloom?
The curator from the museum
in Columbia just arrived,
with proof that the ruby exists
and a map to find it.
A map?
Somebody in South America
is stealing my pet.
Your pay is $10,000 plus expenses.
And er, well, never mind.
The rest, you find out for yourself.
Whatever it is, I'm not interested.
You afraid?
Of what, the legend?
The ruby? Borneo pirates?
Come on, Inspector,
I'll buy you a drink.
Okay.
We'll have two beers here.
The Los Angeles police department
sent me an inquiry.
About a Duke Howard, ex-Navy.
Something about
taking an oil man to Mexico
to look for Montezuma's
diamond studded toilet bowl.
Warren, that's blackmail.
No. No.
It's a dream.
I'm offering you a dream.
But you're council to the United States.
Nobody's perfect.
Miss Janez?
Who are you?
Friend. Just kidding.
Come with us!
The police! Let's get out of here.
Come on!
The police! We better get out of here.
Get the cuffs on him.
Let's take this truck
before they get us.
Can you drive?
Of course I can.
Is that what you call driving?
Jesus!
No swearing.
Here we go.
Where are you going?
Out!
Faster, come on!
Turn left here! Left!
I said turn left! Left!
She's out of her mind!
I said turn left!
- What?
- Left!
Oh crap!
They're heading to there.
Please, just once, turn left, please?
Okay, left.
Oh my god! I didn't mean right away!
Well, you're the one
who wanted to go left.
You're right, left.
Jesus!
I wanna drive! Move over!
- All right.
- No, no!
What do you think I meant? Jesus!
What's a girl like you
doing in a port like that?
Trying to find my way back
to the Grand Hotel.
Those guys were not just mugging,
you know.
No, they wanted to kidnap me,
but don't ask me why.
You better report this to the police.
Just tell them Duke Howard sent you.
Big hero,
how much did you pay those guys?
Did you really think
I'd swoon at your feet
and tumble into bed with you?
Well, I've heard all about
your phony setups, Mr. Howard.
So, stay away from me.
Who's in distress, the damsel or you?
She's nuts,
I've never seen her in my life.
Ah DaSilva, now that your here,
Gin will be by tomorrow
to pick up some supplies.
Off again?
No, not for a while.
Well, as you know...
Whatever you need,
DaSilva import / export
is the best in the Orient.
Yeah, the most expensive, too.
See you.
Wait!
What do you mean, wait?
Tiger is in a meeting.
All right, this is the new car trail.
They can go straight through
the Jungle to our camp
near the volcano.
Understand?
There are two ways,
either the trail or the river,
for handy transportation.
Ah, my friend DaSilva.
How are you, Tiger?
Gentlemen.
That will be all, thank you.
This will be the first and last time
that anybody tries to stop me
at the entrance
like they did today.
Listen to me, DaSilva.
In front of my men,
I'm the only leader.
Then, don't use your men.
Use our mercenaries, can't you?
Get him out, too.
He doesn't speak English, but anyway.
Well?
I've engaged Duke Howard as a guide.
He claims he doesn't know the girl,
but he helped her
escape your men tonight.
Pity, I feel she might have told us
who's backing them.
Captain Yankee's a tough customer.
Then, let's hope he guides the girl
and that Professor to the ruby
as quickly as possible.
That way, we can write a proper ending
to Captain Yankee's last adventure.
While we were unloading
your last shipment,
there was a small accident.
A native fishing boat
strayed too near the beach.
It was dark,
but they must have seen us.
That we didn't need.
Those natives are very friendly
with that Howard.
They won't talk.
Don't be so sure.
They cannot talk.
Tighten it up.
That's what I'm doing, schmuck.
Hello, boys.
Making sure your blackmail paid off?
Now, at least you have an honest job.
It's good for your soul.
Look who's talking about honesty!
You shove blackmail
down people's throats
and get them
to do your dirty work for you.
It'll chalked up to your credit
on the day of judgment.
Oh by the way, last night,
we picked up a couple of men
at the hospital, with injuries.
They're the kind of men that don't talk.
But they had tattoos on their arms,
like round blood stains.
The Borneo pirates.
They got a flag
with a blood stain in the center.
And they're famous for those tattoos.
This conversation is getting ridiculous.
Up to the turn of the century,
the Borneo pirates
were a terrifying reality.
I just thought I'd inform you.
What's the matter?
I was just wondering what connection
the girl has with those tattoos.
Why don't you ask her?
I forgot to tell you
but our curator is a woman, Miss Janez.
And this is Miss Janez.
My assistant, Professor Lansky.
His field is primitive art.
How do you do?
Duke is an expert, too.
Listen, I'll...
I'll, I'll put the stuff away.
Hmm.
You'd better get going
before you miss the tide.
Good hunting!
Said the beagle to the duck!
I think we're here.
You do know where this island is,
don't you?
Yeah, I've been there once, I think.
Yes, Warren told me.
You use it as a play pen.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, lady.
It's your play pen now.
Perhaps.
But the man who wrote this diary
really saw the ruby
and I'm doing this for him.
If you survive.
But I'm not paid to make comments,
just get you there.
My dear,
you can't expect the whole world
to believe that diary
as blindly as you do.
Er, I will say this, Mr. Howard.
In our field,
one often spends a lifetime
looking for something
one never expects to find.
Yeah, it's like a new restaurant, huh?
I better check the course.
Can I borrow this?
If you like.
Thanks.
I hate cocky adventurers.
Take him for what he is,
a simple guide
one step above the natives.
Doctor Lansky?
Hey, Fizz!
What gives?
Look, looks like her, huh?
Well, she brings good luck.
Captain Yankee! Captain Yankee!
Captain Yankee is coming.
He'll be here any minute
with new clients.
Do you hear me?
Captain Yankee is coming!
Hurry!
Wait by blue number seven!
Hey, come on, I said!
Alain, put all the war paint stuff away.
This one's official.
Official?
Yeah, big time.
You're beautiful, you know that?
Listen Alain, we're going to
need to spend the night here.
So just find us a couple of your huts,
they'll do.
We'll leave the boat here tomorrow
and do the rest of the trip on foot.
We'll need a couple of your men, too.
We need to get over near the volcano.
Sure. The volcano?
Yeah, volcano.
Can you tell me what your name is,
sweetheart?
It's okay, the lady won't hurt you,
she's nice.
Got that thing tamed
just like a pet, eh?
It's, uh, a little excitement,
never boring.
She'll show you to your hut.
Sleep tight.
See you bright and early.
What happened?
We just found the dugout empty.
Maybe they drowned?
No, when they were found,
they had bullet holes in their heads.
I'll see if I can get Warren
to send someone.
The only good native is a dead native.
Maybe they were smugglers?
Smugglers?
I'm convinced.
No, you're not.
If the smugglers
would've seen the natives,
they would've just bought them off.
They don't care.
Everybody is smuggling something
around here.
I know everything about it.
Look at that.
One of those kids gave it to me.
Found it on the beach.
Pirates, gentlemen.
Borneo pirates, believe me.
You're jumping to conclusions,
aren't you, Fizz?
Am I? Look at his face?
I don't know, Duke.
I just don't know.
Something strange
has been going on here lately.
You moving out tomorrow?
Yes, because we have no sense,
but I guess we have to.
I'll explain the situation to her.
I'll try to convince her,
but I doubt it.
Oh, I'm sorry, Duke.
They ought to name
a hurricane after you.
What are you looking for?
A little common sense
but I can't find any around here,
excuse me.
You see 'em?
They're sure not trying to hide,
are they?
And you're not stopping?
Do we have a choice?
There's something you ought to see.
It's over there.
Look.
What do you think?
I doubt if the guardian spirits
ever shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch.
You can tell where the boots
were made just by the prints?
Very good Sherlock.
Now tell me who's wearing them.
They're military boots.
The soldier's on his own.
He's on us, he's staying hidden.
Why?
They know were after the ruby.
They'll jump us once we get it.
Just tell them I shot the snake.
Right.
You can have this for lunch
if you'd rather.
My god, ugh.
Take it.
You see?
The natives are going to have a feast!
They skin the snake
and they put it on a spit.
A true delicacy.
Is the Captain inside?
Mr. Warren, good of you to drop by,
good of you to drop by.
Haven't seen you around
this part of town in ages.
Please sit.
Thank you, thank you.
As I said Mr. Warren,
it's been quite some time
since I had the pleasure.
And what may I do for you?
I want to arrange
for a prisoner's escape.
I beg your pardon?
Some day, I'm going to kill you.
But for now, we are friends, Carl.
You'll be alright.
Tiger!
Put him down there.
What happened?
A snake bit him.
Trouble is,
they saw him and got his papers.
Doesn't change anything.
Is the unit ready?
Yeah, but there's no hurry.
Captain Yankee set camp for the night.
So you found a receipt
from that son of a bitch DaSilva
in the soldier's pocket, huh?
Hmm, anyway there's the volcano.
She's really acting up.
Let's check out the cave.
Here's a way down.
This way.
A total lack of finesse.
Well, if you find the ruby,
you'll be famous overnight.
You look worried, Duke.
I confess, I envy you.
Between you and me,
it's ridiculous
to talk about who's boss.
We're just two scholars
seeking glory for our tiny museum.
Don't be so modest.
- Gin
- Yeah?
Check out the cave,
see if it's possible
to spend the night in there.
Okay.
Porters! Bring that stuff on down here.
You got the diary and the idea.
I had nothing to do with it.
And I'll have even less
if we're successful.
- May I see the diary?
- Sure.
I have a feeling we're closer
to the sacred caves than we think.
It speaks here of the Devil's Nose.
Funny name.
There's a patch of geysers here
the natives call The Devil's Nostrils.
They believe the steam
is the devil breathing.
Is it asking too much
to give me a little chance to apologize?
I guess there's been enough
of these hurt feelings.
I thought so, too.
Shall we start over?
We can try.
- Hey, Gin.
- Yeah?
How's it look?
You can have a rest, it'll do just fine.
Hey Fizz, I want you to go back
- to the village.
- Yeah?
Tell Alain to send all the men
he can get.
What do we need those savages for?
Lansky, they're not savages.
We need all the people he can send.
There's a group out there
that's trying to kill us.
They want the ruby.
They're just waiting for us to find it.
Go on, Gin.
Okay.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Good luck.
Said the guy from the 8th floor
as the guy from the 10th flew by.
You know, Miss,
if you weren't so accident prone,
you'd be a nice lady.
Fizz!
Take it easy, partner.
Time is money, Fizz.
There he goes.
Don't turn your lights on.
He's heading for the port.
Right.
We'd better get there before he does.
We might lose him.
Go!
Everyone on board?
That is DaSilva's ship.
And this is his merchandise.
Might as well have a peek.
We'll need a crowbar.
You like peas?
Be careful how you cook them.
How obvious can you be?
Alain!
Captain Yankee needs your help.
Get some of your best men
and come along with me.
And I mean right now.
- Okay!
- Hurry!
I'll get busy setting up the ambush.
You stay here
and take care of the women.
We can't be too far.
The entrance could be hard to find.
In storybook adventures,
there's always a map
with so many paces to count off.
So many towards the East,
so many towards the West.
Ah, ahh!
- Duke, I swear.
- Yeah, I know.
You're sorry, you're sorry.
Are you alright?
Yeah, thank god.
Throw down a rope.
Get a rope.
It looks like this
is an entrance to a cavern.
Do you think we could have fallen
into the right place just like that?
I'm usually lucky with parking places.
Let's have a look around.
Okay.
What have you found?
It's blocked off this way.
Have the porters bring down a light.
You're doing very well professor,
very well.
I feel a current of warm air.
We'll try down there.
Okay, I'll take a look over here.
The temperature is rising.
Here, give me that.
Let's go.
Come on, come on.
Watch it, it's slippery.
Stay close to the edge.
It's too hot, I can't stand it.
Must be 130.
You better hold on to something.
Don't get much nearer.
This isn't a volcano.
It's an underground oil reserve.
Maybe that's why they say
the guardian spirit
started the fire many years ago.
That way he created a legend.
Maybe that's why those men
are following us.
Come on,
stick as close to the wall as you can.
Close it up, close it up.
Come on!
I know a lot of countries
that would like to get
their hands on that oil.
By the way, before leaving Bogota,
I received a visit
from the US state department.
They were a bit vague,
but they did mention something
about somebody wanting to destabilize
this corner of the world.
Why didn't you tell me all this?
Well, they asked me to keep quiet.
They asked me not to tell
anyone else on the expedition.
But there was no need,
everybody knows about it.
Captain.
Captain!
Look! Over there!
Someone keep fire lit next to statue,
maybe guardians of tomb!
My god.
Well, you're the specialist.
I'm afraid we found it.
That isn't a ruby.
A figure of speech.
Kind of looks like one.
Roomy enough, isn't it?
Talk about con games,
It's a good place for the local natives
to store their god.
I know we're on the right track.
I'm sure we're on it.
Professor Janez,
I believe your dreams of glory
are all shattered.
Poof!
Herbert all I wanted...
Look out!
Go away.
They'll kill you all!
Leave this place.
Go on now, go.
They're waiting to kill you.
Don't you understand?
Tukpah. I'm from your village
don't you know me?
No.
Who are you?
They took me away when I was a child.
Who took you?
Who did this to you?
The guardians gone mad.
They want you to go mad.
I tried to escape.
They caught me and tortured me.
The guardians? They tortured you?
Yes the guardians.
Here they come.
There's no one here.
They're coming.
They're coming.
They were waiting to kill you
at the entrance.
They're here now.
Stay together.
Watch your back.
Get the torch.
Hey!
- Gun's stuck!
- Jesus.
Duke!
I can't stop this damn thing
from turning.
Help me, hurry.
Duke please!
I don't know what you did.
There's a way out. Give me your hand.
Everyone this way, come on!
Lansky, cover me!
Are you alright?
Yes, I guess so.
How is he?
Down here.
This way.
I'm sure of it.
I left them right here,
they were making camp for the night.
Do something, Alain.
Take cover.
- Get up there!
- Cover me!
Move it!
Fire back!
Go on! Get those troops.
Look out!
Down here.
Keep it up, we gotta make sure.
Okay, lay off.
They're cooked to a crisp by now.
And you know the boss's orders,
they're no more than medium rare.
You guys never get anything right.
Come on let's move.
Okay, we're heading back.
Let's go.
Thank god for this opening,
it saved our lives.
Yeah.
Over there.
We'll never get across that.
There's gotta be a way.
The fact is, we can't turn back.
Give me the map. Hold this.
According to this,
it's gotta be right there
on the other side of this lava field.
They're true.
Let's go.
What the hell do you think you're up to?
There's no way to get across,
so we're going to have to invent one.
Give me the rope.
Stay back.
Just try and do what I do,
if I make it.
Here you go, sunshine.
Way to go.
You're next, professor.
Send it back.
Way to go.
I'll tie it up.
McCain.
Check up there.
Okay.
Be careful.
Captain Yankee, come.
This is the place.
Damn, that's hot.
Crap! Enough of this.
Hold it.
Now I've got it.
Watch it!
I want that ruby, Howard.
Put it on the ledge over there
and step back.
Move.
Your gun is unloaded, my dear.
Stay right where you are.
Now put the ruby down.
You're foul, Lansky.
You think it matters?
Move away.
The Ruby of Gloom.
Don't you two realize
you've been nothing but puppets?
Glory of our little museum, ha!
Too small for the Ruby of Gloom.
It needs someone like me
to present it to the world.
I have the proper ego.
So large!
All science will be at my feet.
And will weep when I unveil
the plaque in your memory.
Maria, starry eyed researcher.
Son of a bitch!
Eaten by savages.
So close to her goal.
Put the gun down, or I'll kill the girl.
You put yours down
and I'll knock your stupid teeth in.
Drop it.
Put it down.
Poor Captain Yankee.
Well, now what?
Any suggestions?
We'll wait a minute,
and then go after him.
He is not worth the tears.
He was a worm.
A traitor!
Come on you two, get moving.
Half a century.
Do you know what this means?
Yeah, you're trying
to get the Borneo pirates
out of the cellar.
But you're a little out of date,
aren't you?
Your governments,
your powerful countries,
are about to tear each other apart.
And when they do, we will stand by
and pick up the pieces.
And then, this won't happen anymore,
this kind of slavery.
I'll kick all the whites out.
Your greed is going to kill you Tiger.
I think you know
that a lot of governments are on to you.
They'll step in.
You haven't got a chance.
Pick up that body, and the head.
Get them out of this sacred place.
Come on!
After them!
Hurry! They're escaping.
This is going down!
Let's get out of here!
- Move backward.
- What the hell!
The whole place is coming down.
Not that way, let's follow the bat.
Why for god's sake?
Because he knows more than we do,
come on.
Watch your step this time,
damn it, watch it.
We'll be buried alive!
It's going to cave in, hurry!
Hold it.
I got you.
- Ahh!
- It's a bat.
Just a bat.
Let's move out of here, hey!
That's it, it's happened.
Bye, Captain Yankee.
Come on, there's a canoe.
Let's take it.
We have difficulty 5.5.
Let's make that 6.5.
Ready?
Let's go.
Holy shit!
Listen, if we don't make this meeting,
we gotta stay here another 48 hours.
And remember Warren is our only hope.
What about you?
I'll pick my nose or something.
I'll stay here.
If I run into any of my men,
I'll send them along.
Forget about it.
Our boats will be there
in a couple of hours.
Come on let's go.
Lay off.
You're not going to get me
in the that rickety little canoe.
Leave me alone.
You know, I live my life in alcohol.
I don't want to be killed in the water.
Go on boy, leave me alone here.
Go! Go!
- You're the boss.
- Move!
- Be quiet.
- What?
Circle the wagon.
Boil some water,
get out the clean sheets.
I don't believe my eyes, by god.
How you doing, Gin?
What happened?
I sent Alain to Warren for his help.
And I know all about Tiger, man.
He set out to another camp
near the river.
It's his ammunition depot.
If it isn't far, we can make it.
Come on.
Where have you been,
the fucking volcano, man?
No we, uh, it's an explosion.
We are all right.
We made it, we made it.
Come on, Gin.
You scared me sober,
do you realize that, Duke?
Is that a nice thing to do to a friend?
You're having fun in the volcano!
- It's no fun!
- I still say that's no way
to treat a friend,
and you do it all the time.
- No!
- The hell you say.
You're worse than prohibition.
Very soon,
this plant will be able to pump.
Raising the oil to a level.
So it will be as easy
as opening a water faucet.
And out it will gush.
All that you need.
Hey Tiger!
Tiger!
Look what I got.
Some pretty chicks.
What's this?
They're prisoners
from the camp of Alain.
Excellent,
and a little diversion for the men
is highly desirable at times.
You're right.
Little boys sometimes grow up
to make great pirates, don't they?
Well, I don't know
if they'll make great pirates,
but I'm sure these little chicks will.
Take them to the stockade.
And they're not to be touched
until I get back.
Okay, right.
We'll divide our prisoners
the way it used to be done.
And now I'll be King of Borneo!
Bye.
Yahoo! Bring them inside, boys.
It's going to be fun time
in the jungle pretty soon.
Come on, move little chickens!
That's it, go!
Into the coop, go.
Hold it!
What have you got in that basket, you?
Give it to me. Give it to me!
Let go!
- What happened?
- Something bit me.
Something bit me!
What the hell?
Give me that basket.
There's nothing in there.
What the hell's happening here?
What's going on?
Why are we stopping?
I told you this tub couldn't take it.
Bloody engine's packed up.
How long do you think?
I'm afraid three hours, at least.
30 minutes,
or I'll certainly remember
you sell liquor to the mayor.
Yes, sir.
Hi, cobra.
What did you say?
Oh no! I keep telling you,
you mustn't do things like that.
Really? Where?
You sure?
What you got?
Bring it here, let's see.
If any soldier eats this,
big tummy ache, eh?
Wait there.
Hold it.
Look over there.
Tiger and DaSilva built all this.
Oh, man.
What's that?
It looks like a monster.
No, it's just a caterpillar.
They use it to carry
around the flame thrower.
And burn away the underbrush with it.
I know that.
They tried to kill me
with it during the ambush.
I think we have a chance.
- You know how to drive?
- Uh huh.
I think we have a chance.
- Give me a cold one.
- Sure.
- Warm out there, huh?
- Yeah.
Got dust growing out of my ears.
What the hell!
That's better, eh.
Hey come back here!
- Joy ride time!
- Yeah.
Step on it, chum.
Where are you going! Get down!
Greatest show on earth!
Good shot.
Keep an eye out and try to keep away.
I saw in a movie once
they used a fire extinguisher like this.
What in the hell are you doing?
- Give me that.
- It's supposed to extinguish.
You'll get us extinguished.
We've gotta stop them.
Get on to DaSilva in a hurry
tell him what's happening here.
Right.
Come on, all of you.
Look out!
Come on you, come with me.
The people from the village.
They'll massacre them.
This ought to help.
- This way.
- Hurry up.
- Hurry up!
- The rest of you...
You two, by the reservoir.
The rest of you, across the camp.
Where's he going?
Stop! Stop!
Oh, step on the brakes.
Climb up, hurry.
That's it.
- Come on.
- Give me your hand.
Would you quit playing with that cobra,
for god's sake.
If they go that way, block them!
You men, with me!
Don't just sit there, blow something up.
Thought you'd never ask.
Hold on to me.
It worked!
Get out there and cut the rope.
I can't make it through this hole.
Looks like they're heading
for the oil tanks.
Get the hell out of there.
That was for DaSilva!
You must have run out of gas.
Better start walking.
I know the way.
Already been there with Alain.
The river's that way.
- Okay.
- Come on.
What happened?
Over a years' work gone up in smoke!
Who did this?
Somebody came with a caterpillar
and destroyed everything
before we could stop them.
- And they...
- Argh!
It's time to stop you! White Bastard!
Over to DaSilva's.
We'll get new materials and rebuild.
Go ahead, it's alright.
We have to go now. Go get him.
Can't now.
Girl cobra.
They want to be together.
Like you and Duke.
How long do you think it'll take
before we hit the channel?
About an hour.
Somebody might trip on this.
Oh my god.
Oh, Duke, believe me,
I swear I didn't do it on purpose.
12 hours now.
Can we make it?
If she doesn't make more trouble, yes.
Well, now we strike out on foot.
Don't take it so serious.
Could happen to anyone.
Anyone like you.
Well, he's got it turning over.
Look, a canoe.
That's Alain, a friend of Howard.
Duke is in trouble
at DaSilva's mercenary camp up river.
We can get them out.
Let's just be on time.
Go!
DaSilva!
Have your men stay back.
I don't want them up here.
Stop.
Leave your boat there and come up alone.
My friend.
Why all these precautions?
What are you scared of?
Smile, it's a beautiful day.
Don't you think?
You let them destroy the camp.
So, you plant spies among my men, eh?
Good Morning, Carl.
We've got millions riding on you, Tiger.
We'd be fools if we didn't protect
our investment.
Look! The Ruby of Gloom.
Nothing can stop me now.
Well? Didn't you hear what I said,
you stupid moron?
Nothing can stop me now.
You've already been stopped.
You're through.
You're not getting the shipment.
Give me that ruby.
My friend DaSilva.
I'm not kidding, Tiger.
Neither am I.
Faster!
Hit the tower!
Aras! Ramone!
Come on! Come on!
Well, DaSilva got what he deserved.
Yes, but with all those supplies,
it'll take an army to stop Tiger.
Pick up those crates.
Get them loaded on the boats.
I want everything you can move.
All that stuff.
This is what we need.
This is building merchandise.
Take that one, too.
That's right.
As soon as you've got one boat loaded,
get it off and tell them
to unload at the camp
and get back here on the double.
We're going to need to make
three or four round trips.
Well?
Don't keep us waiting.
I know that look, Mr. Howard.
Well, we are heroes, aren't we?
We gotta stop Tiger.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
I Said we had to stop Tiger, right?
You going to do it all alone?
Take this lighter.
Make a torch.
As soon as I'm down, throw it in.
Get down.
What's going on?
Turn back!
What are you waiting for?
Come back here.
You stay here. Keep your eyes peeled.
Hurry up with those crates.
Quickly, that way.
We've got to put the fire out
before it spreads.
Hurry!
Quickly! That way! Go!
Go this way, hurry!
Hurry! Get everything down to the boat.
No!
Let go of me!
- Were you there at the port?
- Yeah.
They're blowing up those supplies.
No, that was my job.
We planted the time bomb.
That was five.
We planted six,
so there's still one in the port.
Oh, Christ!
As Judas said, counting his silver.
Get to the launch!
Hurry! All of you move!
Go on.
Everyone to the bay, now!
Get moving.
Mr. Howard.
Yep, it's you and me, Tiger.
Hold your fire!
Jump dummy, jump.
Take them back to town.
You go too, Miss Janez.
I'm sorry about this.
You were close friends, weren't you?
You don't seem very upset.
You don't think this is the end, do you?
Up you go.
Come on, young'un.
Yeehaw! Going my way?
- Captain Yankee!
- Hey!
- Hey, Fizz.
- Yeah.
Hi, kid.
Do you think this boat
could get us to Amsterdam?
- Amsterdam?
- Yes, Amsterdam in Holland.
That's the place they cut rubies
isn't it?
What about your museum?
What museum?