Ketchup on Waffles (2024) Movie Script
I was pretty drunk.
I don't remember much about it,
but it was a normal weekend.
We got hungry, so we called it early
and went to the diner that we go to,
like every other Friday night.
My friends were just really drunk,
and we just had to go get food.
I was taking care of Gabby basically
the whole night,
and she really just wanted late-night
pancakes, so We just went there.
Yeah.
Again, it's one of those spots that's just
open super late, and we
were just hanging out.
We were hitting up some bars.
We had a frat house.
That's just where we wound up.
You are so fucking disgusting.
I hear you every single night.
Do you know that?
Listening to my own fucking sister
act like a goddamn whore.
You are such a goddamn prudent.
You know we didn't come to fucking college
so that you could
lay in your room all day.
Oh, but we came so that you could
get fucked by everyone on the corner.
No one knows you other than
that you are a fucking whore.
A whore, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you.
Get out of here.
You are wanting to be up.
Stay the fuck out.
Fuck.
That's right, motherfucker.
That's right, motherfucker.
That's right, motherfucker.
Let's fucking go.
That's crazy.
Shit happened.
Yeah, shit.
We're going to have to go
on the fucking side.
Fucking bitch.
Are you drunk?
You drunk, you drunk, you drunk,
you drunk, you drunk, you drunk.
Shit, fucking happened.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Fucking bitch.
Look, look.
Shit happened.
Shit happened.
Shit, fucking happened.
Fuck, Fucking retort.
This shit happening now?
You let everyone down, you fucking scum.
It's the shit, you fuck.
Oh, he's wimpering.
Fuck you, you loser.
You fucking cock suck, you scum.
I'll have to piss.
Go piss on that guy.
All right.
Hey, who knows?
Maybe if he gives me a blow job,
I don't have any cash.
I'll just run after he's done.
Me so horny.
Me so horny, baby.
I have to cut a fish.
Stay right here, bitch.
Stay right here, don't move.
Don't fuck here.
I'm covering my fish.
Keep your head up like that.
Get your head up like that.
It smells like shit.
This is our camera guy.
Hi.
Let me see.
Nice shoes.
Hey, motherfucker.
Hey, Get me, get me, get me,
get me, get me, get me, get me.
Look at these legs.
Skippy.
Yo, the white.
Let's show him how we do it.
Actually, it's a funny story.
I was in her class, and she
kept on fucking yelling at me.
So I said it.
What did you say?
I said it.
I was like, You stupid,
old, dirty, raggedy cunt.
She didn't take well to that, so she
fucking ran over and met me with a ruler.
No, that was not my best moment.
Why did you say I don't know.
It's just the two of us again.
So it is?
Yeah.
Unfortunately, really.
At least you're handsome.
Thank you.
I want to see you again.
Really?
Yes.
Pretty sure.
Good.
I do, too.
Great.
You look hungry.
Yes.
Really hungry?
Yeah.
Super hungry.
There's a diner a couple of blocks down.
Yes.
Food.
I'm famished hungry.
I want food.
Starving.
That's what I was thinking.
Was it?
Was that really what you were thinking?
Just the usual perverted thing
I was meant to think about.
You guys ever go to Mexico?
I saw this little Spanish girl about nine
years old get raped around the corner.
She was screaming and I didn't.
I didn't do anything.
I just walked past.
Shit.
Fucking metal, dude.
No, that's bad.
It's not good.
What I really mean to say is,
well, now was a weird time.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
But I've heard there's
nothing like the now.
Right.
Nothing like the now.
The now.
When the now was I'm going to stop.
What?
I was trying to be poetic.
What was that?
Oh, wow.
Look at you, Walt.
With guy, I didn't know you were
so poetic.
Yeah.
I try sometimes.
No, it works in a poetic way if
you actually finish that.
You're hungry?
Yeah.
You're hungry?
Yeah.
You want something to eat?
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
You're hungry?
I'll give it for her.
All right, yo.
So Yeah.
What's going on?
Wait a minute.
Follow him, bro.
Yes.
I don't know.
Fuck.
Damn it, man.
He's a fucking asshole.
It's a Friday night.
I don't think happy.
Let's just walk.
Well, what's his name?
Jack DMed me the other day.
Summer?
Yeah.
No shot.
Yeah.
There's this funny...
This is actually this funny
story about him.
When he was in the sixth grade,
he actually hit himself,
and he didn't get rid of the...
Excuse me.
Hi, how are you?
We are very hungry,
and we were curious if you guys knew
somewhere good where we could eat.
I'm about to eat something.
If you just keep on going down that way,
it might have been your bar.
Down that way.
Right down there where
you guys were coming from?
Yeah.
Dark.
Yeah, I don't know about We
wanted to see if there was anything
in this direction, in this area.
We were over there before,
and it's not our vibe.
Like I said, man,
if you just keep on going down that way,
you'll find All right, guys.
Well, what do you think?
He was talking the whole time.
I wanted to know your opinion.
Well, all the good stuff is super.
Okay.
Is this your natural color?
No.
It looks really good.
Thank you.
Very, very good.
What do you think?
You good?
Very good.
All right.
Oh, I'm great.
How are you?
We're just going to get walking around.
All right, yeah.
Get walking, get talking.
He looks stick.
Well, just real quick.
Quick question, guys.
I'm so sorry.
Last day, last day, last day.
Where are you guys going?
We're going to really eat more.
Okay.
No plans for the rest of the night?
That's it?
What do you think about
that diner down there?
You guys know about that place?
We heard a lot about it.
It was perfect.
It's all right.
I like when you talk.
I don't like when this fucking talk.
What the fuck is your problem?
I don't like when fags talk to us.
I don't like when little
twinks are talking.
That's what I like.
I don't like when-Oh, fuck you.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, you want to fuck me.
That's what it is.
You fucking fat twink.
I bet you like it up the ass,
you little fucking twink bitch.
Yeah, that's right.
Come on, Mamacita.
You can come back this way.
Leave your guy.
Just come back.
It's fine.
Come back.
Not with him, though.
Come on, we don't condone, fags.
Get fucked.
You like it?
Yeah, I do.
You're good.
You like it?
Well, you just got to calm
the fuck down, though.
I told you to get on him.
It's Friday night.
I told you.
Take a seat any way you like.
Thank you.
Very nice, man.
I'm not going to let you.
Who's calling me now?
I'm just saying, the last time that
you see him, have you known him?
Obviously, he's got me in trouble.
He's got me in trouble.
He's been fantastic.
I want to watch him.
He's been crazy.
You sit yourself.
You're probably not.
Hold on, listen.
Hi, how are you?
Are you with the Great Bird?
Yes, hi.
We are...
Yes, hi.
We are some...
Hi, how are you?
We are some filmmakers from England.
We're here to shoot a documentary.
We just wanted to let you know because if
you guys got any calls,
we're going to be doing a lot of different
things that we're going to be shooting.
Yes, we're filming a movie.
Yes, we're going to be shooting
a lot of different people.
It's going to be a 24-hour shoot.
Yes, single shots and that.
We just wanted to let you guys know if you
get any calls to not come
around that area, please.
Real autistic in Can you shut the fuck up?
I think this is quite literally
like a house of a man.
Yeah, but I just wanted
to see if it was possible.
Yeah, I just wanted
to see if it was possible.
Yeah,
you want to surround here because
the stars were recording
Sorry, I know this is super awkward.
Can you hear my music theory class?
Yeah.
How are you?
I see you're on a date,
but maybe next class.
I'll catch up with you after.
Okay.
Thank you.
I've never seen her until I
Hey.
You know that we're just drunk, right?
Those assholes.
I'm good.
How's he going to be embarrassed about it?
Come on.
You seem tense since then.
It fucking bugs me.
It's like, why are you going
to try and start something?
What the fuck?
They were just drunk.
That guy was trying to show off
for his friends or something.
Whatever.
Was he trying to start a fight?
It's not even worth thinking about
because they were just drunk.
Yeah, I didn't want to.
He called me a fucking twink.
He made me feel good in the bottom.
He did call you twink.
I'm sorry.
I don't agree with him.
It's just like, That's very gay.
Did you think he was trying to fuck me.
Maybe.
You know, alcohol makes
me feel passionate.
That's true,
but I don't think he was drunk.
I actually believe him.
Dude, he was so hammered.
What are you talking about?
I think his speech wasn't slurred.
His eyes were just super sober.
I don't know.
He seemed all right.
Just getting very gay.
Are you sure you're not gay?
Shut up.
It's okay.
You had a mother gay
encounter with another man.
I'm just making sure that we play
on the same side of the plate.
Okay, but if I was gay and we played
on the same side of the plate, then.
I would make you a lesbian
because I love baseball.
I never cared for baseball.
You know what I'm trying to say.
We got to.
Yeah.
So are we good?
I Do I look like a twerker between you?
Is that a thing?
No.
Okay.
All right.
We're good.
I'm happy, a little drunk,
a little hungry.
I'm going to enjoy the now.
What do you want to talk about?
Enjoy the now.
What's your favorite movie?
Good topic.
I don't know about It's my favorite movie,
but-Hey, can I get you guys anything
to drink while you're waiting?
Yeah.
What about our chocolate?
Of course.
I don't know if that's milk and alcohol.
Why?
How would it work?
Well, the bathroom's all right over there,
and you two aren't the only ones
mixing alcohol and ice cream tonight.
So we figured out together.
Button, man.
I'll have a strawberry.
Oh, nothing more.
I
Wouldn't say that I'm a big read,
but I would say, I'm definitely something
that takes me as a look at this reality.
I'm going to say,
We've just done our study.
That was definitely one of my favorites.
How would you fantasize the block on.
Hey, buddy.
All right, good, good.
Everyone, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, baby.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Good, good.
Everybody, shut your fuck up.
Silencio.
We are a few traveling entertainers,
my friends and I.
We don't want your money.
We don't want your money.
However, the red, he took your phones.
Okay?
So please, no calls, no
text, no ex-tweets, nothing while
we have our show, all right?
So let the show begin.
All right, let's see
what else we could do.
I want to fuck somebody.
They kept telling us to shut up,
but how do you expect
me to shut up when I'm crying?
It just doesn't make sense.
Then one guy came in from one door
and the other guy came in from the other.
And then, and then, and then,
and then, and then, and then, and then,
and then, and I'm
looking to get this fucking dick wet.
Yeah, that's right.
You guys.
I got a whole hot, delicious fucking
cum built up in my nuts right now.
What I'm wondering is who's
going to be so fucking lucky?
What about you?
I got fucking bullet right behind.
Are you like this?
You're walking, guys.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'll cut to you later.
What about you?
What about you?
You can really go for a later night.
Please just go fuck yourself.
Wow.
Well, the plan was I would fuck you.
Don't move.
I mean, we can work something out.
Stop.
Fuck out of your pussy.
Fucking turn around and fucking walk out.
Fucking pussy.
You fucking faggit.
Shut the fuck up.
Wow.
Wow.
You're going to take that.
You're going to take that.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You got a gun pointing in your
fucking the bass, okay?
I'm going to start
from three towards the end of the bass.
Wow.
I love you.
You hear this?
Let's fucking clap.
Come on.
Let's fucking clap.
American Hero.
Congratulations.
Are you happy?
Are you happy your voice is?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
We're hand fucking together.
Oh, my God.
What a hero.
Congratulations.
And then-Spit it out.
You can do it.
And then, and then, and then, and then.
Oh, he's dead.
He's in them guts.
He's in them guts.
That's right.
He's in the fucking stuff.
We don't like the piggy.
Making bacon.
He's goddamn making bacon.
So right, is that your
step cousin in there?
Is that your step cousin in there?
Is that your sister?
Tell me if that's your sister.
I don't know what your step cousin is.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody is.
Oh, they're going
to talk about the #MeToo.
#me too.
#me too.
Oh,
Tiny bear.
Tiny, tiny bear.
All right, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Are you done?
Are you done?
Fucking shit.
You were just laughing.
I was fucking dragging you.
Yeah, but it's done now.
It's done now.
You're fucking dragging it out.
All right, fine.
So let's fucking get over it.
You're dragging it out now.
You think you're fucking overzealous?
Chill the fuck out.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Chill the fuck out.
We're fucking good.
We're fucking great.
Come on.
Second strike, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Second strike.
Second strike.
Yeah?
I'm fucking watching you, bitch.
Keep it together.
Keep it fucking together.
Hey.
Fucking idiot.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Three different colors.
Three different color hair is right here.
The blue, get this.
Bruna, Dirty Wan, and blonde.
Colors of the rainbow.
Colors of the rainbow.
How are you doing, buddy?
How are you?
Please.
You're all right?
Please.
You're okay.
It's okay.
Please.
Come on.
Everything's fine.
Like a little doggy.
You want to be good?
You're a bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, you stupid fuck.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
You're doing something
like a little doggie.
What have you done?
You're a bitch.
Oh, you weak-lung bitch.
Holy, holy, oh.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking dying?
You're fucking Are you dying right now?
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck?
Holy fuck.
Fucking weak.
Are you serious with this right now?
That was fucking great, bro.
Oh, fucking angel.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Too much too soon.
Too much too soon.
Fuck, who fucking cares?
Too much too soon.
You fucking idiot.
Fuck.
Shit.
What the fuck?
You just fucking shot What the fuck?
Who fucking cares about
your stupid father?
Fuck.
Beat his ass.
Fuck the fuck.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah.
The red is...
The red is...
He's disobedient.
He's actually a racist as well,
and I don't tolerate that shit.
I'm not about the racist shit.
I was BLM support
for a few years back then.
No justice, no peace, right?
Oh, my What a racist cocksucker.
You saw it coming, don't you?
Stop your rambling, you fucking pussy.
I never fucking liked you.
I really never liked you.
I never liked you.
You know that?
You know that?
You fucking knew.
You fucking knew.
Fuck you.
I really had no idea who these guys were,
I mean, they looked pretty
young, but they all had masks on.
There was a red one, there was a blue one,
and then there was a white one.
The blue one just seemed to be
following what the white one was saying,
and the red one was just
pissing the white one-off the whole time.
But the white one was
definitely in charge.
Yeah, and then the white one killed the
red one because he was
just annoying him, I think.
I don't Yeah, I'm fucking color blind,
so I couldn't really tell the difference.
But from what it seemed, from an
outsider's perspective,
they just needed therapy.
They were just getting in each
other's faces and shit.
I don't know.
They were just more angry at each other,
more angry at each other than
they were at everybody else.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
They were just really mad at each other.
And yeah, one of them freaking
grabbed my hair.
I couldn't even see the way it was because
I just had my eyes closed and shit.
But he grabbed me by my hair and then
freaking caught me Harry Potter.
He said, Come here, Harry Potter,
because I had my glasses on at the time.
But yeah, it's what I ever doing.
You stupid bitch.
You dumb, dumb bitch with the tins.
We don't like the tins, you stupid bitch.
All right, back with the event.
Now, with the start of the show, me.
You're pointing it, right?
The whole time, retard?
I got you, man.
On me.
Give enough headroom at the top.
You know what I mean?
I just want a good wide shot,
like an anamorphic shot.
That was so good.
Okay, good.
Oh, good.
Or dance.
Oh, my God.
Look at this motherfucker.
I cannot believe that he died like that.
I cannot believe it.
Oh, he's still a little twitchy.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Ladies.
Oh, no.
No.
I'm so sorry.
I've been so busy.
How are you guys doing?
Can I join you?
Can I join you?
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, please.
Please, no, please.
Oh, my God.
Stop on TV.
Oh, you just stopped.
Stop it.
You can't eat the stuff in there.
Don't eat it.
Cheeseburger, later.
Cheeseburger, yes.
What about you, bitch?
I'm going back to 505.
If it's a seven-hour flight or a 45,
do you know if I can
balance on you like this?
My imagination.
Shut up, bitches.
He's trying to sleep.
Lying on your side
with your hands between your thighs.
There.
Stop and wait to say when you look like me
like that, my darling,
what did you expect?
I'm always just a friend still for this.
I'll take it on by.
It's just stripper.
Where you're hining between your sons.
It's like a stripper, boy.
You guys look really, really Really?
See?
So I feel like I shouldn't you.
Father, come here.
Get over here.
Get over here.
Get your fuck out of my face.
I'm going to fucking touch you.
I have her.
I have her.
Get your shit the fuck up.
Yeah, stay on that wall.
Stop it.
Stop it right now.
Shut up.
The fuck up.
The big fish.
Run to the What the fuck are you doing?
Leave her alone.
I will fuck you till you bleed, bitch.
How are you?
I'll kill you, please.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
It's okay.
Come here.
You're actually-I bet you
got a two in your face.
I swear to God, I will open your fucking
mouth and shit in your vagina, bitch.
I would like to see you trapped.
Yo, can you go over there?
Shut her up, bitch.
The blue, go over The blue, go over there.
Stand over here.
You're like a pretty princess.
Really, you are.
Thank you for that.
Question, do you have...
It's okay.
Do you have a favorite princess?
Like a Disney princess?
There's a few.
There's different colors, ethnicities,
different races, religions.
Lots of great stuff there.
Do you have a someone
that you like the most?
You can answer me.
It's okay.
A little mummy.
Look at me.
You're not going to believe this.
I love the little mummy.
She's one of my favorites.
I had a huge crush on her as a kid.
Gorgeous red hair.
They changed me.
I'm the prince,
and you're the little mermaid, right?
So give the prince a kiss.
I swear to God,
I will open you up from the inside,
and I will fucking court you out
your interest, you fucking cunt.
Just leave her alone.
Shut up.
Yeah, you just hit her with a pancake,
you stupid cunt.
Can you kiss the prince?
Can you kiss the prince?
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, please.
He's gone.
He's gone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He told me to go away.
I'm sorry.
He did me.
He did.
I heard you say it.
I did it.
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
After what I just did for you,
now you want me to go away.
Now what's going to happen?
Now what's going to happen?
Oh, what's going to happen now?
You told me to go away after I
gave you that fucking dance, bitch.
I just gave it for you,
you fucking ugly bitch.
What's your fucking problem?
You're scared by me.
You're scared by me, bitch.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I gave you that just now.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Quiet down.
Shut up.
I hate giving Beauty a close casket.
I mean, we lost one of our
best friends, Brooklyn.
She's our sorority sister.
Yeah, she was a unique person.
She's very one of a kind,
and I think we'll miss her a lot.
Her death makes me mad.
We were supposed to stick together,
and she just decided to
go out on her own and save a girl that she
met for five minutes in class
once and leave us all by ourselves.
It really just makes me angry.
She could have been sitting right here
with us, but she cared more about
a project for class than
she did her own safety.
I think she was just making
sure her friend was okay.
But was it really her friend?
They had class together.
The girl didn't even recognize
her, though, and she lost her life.
She just died her hair.
That makes sense.
But it doesn't.
I don't know.
There's a time and place,
and when somebody
has a gun, a lot of three
people have guns, and they're running
around a diner killing everyone,
that's not the time or
place to go buddy up with your classmates.
It might not even be her classmate.
I don't know.
She just took off on her own,
and now we're left here without her.
I just think she was trying to be a hero,
and it just shows her true character.
I get it.
I think that we should remember her
like that instead of being mad at her.
Absolutely.
But she lost her life,
and this is how I'm grieving.
I'm upset.
You're good.
What are you doing?
What the hell?
What?
Where's she going?
Abby.
Abby.
It's me from Music Theory, Abby.
What?
What?
No, you're a fucking animal.
No.
No.
We We know them.
We know them.
Finally.
Finally.
Destiny, huh?
Destiny.
You're a fucking faggot.
You're a fucking scum, bitch.
You're always scum.
You want to get rid?
You want to get rid while you care?
You want your mom to be alive?
Your mommy and daddy?
Yeah?
Here's the mind killer.
Here's the little death I
call the total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will commit it to pass
over me and through me.
Where the fear is gone, will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Fucking do it, cunt.
Get him on top.
Let's get him.
Don't fucking touch this,
all right, cocksuggers?
Do not touch this.
Come on, get him up.
Get him up.
Get him up.
One, two, three.
There you go.
I want you to kiss.
I want you to kiss.
There you go.
Good.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
No.
Are you okay?
Did he hurt you?
No.
Are you all right?
Are you sure?
How's your heart?
I know you had a lot I was going
to have to make a loop early.
I just want to make sure you're okay.
Did you get some of it or no?
No.
All right, buddy.
It's all right.
You're a little bit slow, but that's fine.
We can be fast.
We can be fast about this.
How does it feel, bitch?
How does it feel to be down there?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Fucking water in fact,
it's always hurting me, man.
I'm full I told you I could talk to them.
I told you to not go to the pride parade.
They're dangerous.
I said that.
Yes, I'm like that.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm always twerking and shaking ass
and shaking dick and shaking trans dick.
I don't like that happening, okay?
This is got to be too tough, all right?
You fucking piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
That was fucking close, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Dude, my life just flashed
before my fucking eyes.
No fucking joke.
I swear to God, I saw my grandmother.
Fuckers, man.
I know.
That was fucking close.
All right.
Hey.
So hungry.
I took a bite out of it just
to test it for you.
Thanks, man.
That's golden right there.
Golden ingredients in the kitchen.
It's a kitchen, of course,
I'm not going to be doing it.
Let me know how that is, man.
All right.
And?
And?
Yeah.
I still got it.
You fucks.
It's good.
It's all about the-You treat me like
fucking shit after all the fucking joints.
Not the onions, though.
Too many onions?
I'm coming for your ass.
I get no fucking respect.
Do you want to get me the red?
What do you want?
No, the burger is good.
Fucking listen to me.
I don't like this.
No.
Okay, we'll just be careful.
They're I tried to accommodate for it.
No, the pickles are okay, but...
Did you want mustard?
No.
It's not onions.
I know you don't like the seeds.
I try my best.
That's all I could do, buddy.
Burger, burger, burger.
You could have a burger.
Okay.
Rees just fucking.
You even said, right?
We like be alone.
We don't care who you are.
It shouldn't matter
the color of your skin.
It really should not.
It's the same person inside.
Is it good?
Do you have any more of these?
I mean, I could put it back on the grill,
man, but you
want to go back to work or not?
Five minutes.
Five minutes?
No juice.
Let me burp you.
Here, come in here burp.
No juice.
Come in here, let me burp you.
Burp, burp.
Good, good, good.
The onions, man, they're killing me.
I did my best.
I did...
What?
Okay, come on.
You scrape it off.
Scrape off the onions for you, buddy.
Yes, I'll take off the onions for you.
I don't like the onions.
That's a burger.
Good, buddy.
Good.
I'm happy that when you eat, I'm happy.
You know what I mean?
When you eat, I'm happy because
you had that sting, man.
You can't be bulimic.
It's not the vibe.
If you keep trying to force yourself to
throw up, that's not how you lose weight.
I keep telling you, run.
You got to run.
It's all about the running.
You know what they say
on the health articles?
Everybody runs.
So just keep running.
No, but you're not running enough.
You're throwing up in the bath.
Bathroom and your breath smells.
You know that barf
makes your teeth yellow.
Can't be run around.
How are you going to smile with that
beautiful smile if your teeth are yellow?
You're going to scare everybody off.
Can't be run around.
Do you want some salt?
Yeah, we're going to knock out.
Let me put some salt on it.
Is it too salty?
Is it salty?
It's good.
Let me put a little pepper on it.
A little pepper?
Yeah, got you.
All right, there you go.
Is that all right?
You want some more?
A little more.
A little more.
How's that?
Yeah, it's good.
You sure?
All right, a little more.
Here, this one's on me.
Thank you.
Oh, God.
Is that burger?
I'm No onions.
I made it better.
See, I make it better for you.
I love you, man.
I love you, too.
I love you, blue.
I love you, too.
I love you, Blue.
I love you, blue.
Sing it.
I love you, Blue.
I love I love you, Blue.
I love you, Blue.
I love you, Blue.
You're my heart in tune.
I wear it in tune.
And the shoulders.
Through the shoulders.
And the shoulders come through.
Now eat, eat, eat.
I can't See people
without just having this really heavy
feeling that something
awful is going to happen.
I tend to just lock myself in my room
and keep my headphones
in just to try to avoid Everything.
Yeah, it's been hard.
Yeah.
For me, it's just like,
like Gabby said, we can't go out.
We haven't been to a frat
party since that night.
Every time I drive past a diner,
I just keep my head down
because I can't look at it.
I can't go out to eat.
I just sit in my room and I eat because
after seeing what I saw in that diner,
I just can't look at food when I go out.
The same, but yeah,
it's been pretty tough.
For me, over the past few weeks, I've
actually been blowing up on Instagram.
Got about 20,000 followers,
which is pretty dandy.
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All right.
Shot that bitch in the back.
She thinks she's sneaky.
That was weird.
Dead.
Oh, shit.
Alive.
Alive.
Not for long, they do that.
Let me see.
Come here.
Let me see.
Stop.
Oh, he's four-Eyes.
Oh, he does have four-Eyes.
All right, go back.
You're okay.
Harry Potter.
Asthma attack.
That one was crazy.
Shot in the face.
Boyfriend.
Yeah.
She has one?
Yes.
Fucking tired, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sorry.
It was fake.
It was fake.
It was fake.
I'm honest.
It was fake.
I was sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
That was a wet one.
It's okay.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
That's all right.
You all right?
Yeah.
She's okay.
Let's get her some time.
Come here, come here.
Let me see.
Let me see her face.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you.
I just shot your fucking friend.
What's all that about, brother fucker?
I don't know why.
Why are you trying to attack us?
You got to plan, motherfucker.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
I don't know.
Who are you with?
Who are you with?
No one.
All right.
I believe him.
Wow, you seem like a pussy.
You seem like a real big pussy.
You've seen this lady?
Oh, my gosh.
You are a little bitch.
Why are you putting your
knees towards the chair?
What are you hiding?
What are you hiding?
You're hiding something
in your pants or something?
Stand up, bitch.
Get him up, get him up.
Get him up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
He pissed his stance.
He pissed his stance.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh my God.
You coward, pussy, little piece of shit.
You fucking coward.
You peed yourself.
Oh, my God.
You are so ashamed.
The babies are honest.
Look at me, look at me, bitch.
Look at me.
That is so sad.
That is so sad.
What do you want?
What do I want?
I don't know.
What do you want?
Why are you pissing on these girls?
The trail almost got over here.
You got to bust me.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Here, what are you guys doing?
Come back, come back, come back.
That's okay.
Come back or I'm going to kill you.
All right, there you go.
See, look, they learned.
Look, the blue.
They know now.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they're in trouble.
See, I like that.
I like I like this.
All right.
You guys seeing this?
When we kill you
and your parents see your dead body,
do you think your daddy is going
to be upset when he sees that you're
pissed your fucking parents like a pussy?
I'm a good person.
Oh, you're a good person?
I shit my off.
Big pussy.
Wow, man.
Take him off.
Take him off.
Take off your pants.
Take off your fucking pants.
Show the girls what you're packing.
Let's see.
Come on, bitch.
Show the girls what you're packing.
I want them to see.
I want them both to see.
I want them both to see.
Come on, come on.
Take them off, buddy.
Oh, my God.
I think they went to a shoe.
Oh, they went to a shoe.
Oh, God.
I think it sucks.
Oh, my God, it's in his socks.
Oh my God, have you seen this?
It's in his fucking sucks.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
The big reveal.
It's small.
It's a tiny, tiny cock from the England.
It's tiny, and it's literally not tiny.
It's so small.
It's cold.
You got to shave those legs.
Shave those fucking legs.
You got to at least
match your personality.
Match your personality or something.
I don't know if that is going to happen.
Nice one at least.
Come on.
Oh,
Hey, fuck her.
Hey, on me, okay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shit.
Just kill me already.
What'd you say?
The fuck did you just say?
I just wanted to die.
Say it again.
Say it again.
I just want to die.
Magic work.
Wow.
What got you to this point?
I got nothing else to lose.
Wait, the fuck did you just say?
I got nothing else to lose.
Good.
Smart.
You're smart.
Well, I've never been in this
situation before.
Are you sure this is your moment?
You guys are really upset.
I'm really disappointed by it.
Look at me, Brink.
Look at me.
You want this?
You sure?
Okay.
We'll go step by step.
We'll go step by step.
How's that?
I'll go nice and slow.
Ladies, you're watching?
You're going nice and slow.
All right.
Is it too slow for you or faster?
All right.
Good.
You're the only power.
You're the only power.
If you're meant, you're done.
Shut you, I'm going to
break down.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
Oh, yeah.
She's special.
She's the one she is.
Go get it, Tiger.
I love you.
I love you too, man.
Watch me.
Okay.
Everybody, close your fucking eyes.
Shut your eyes.
Don't fucking look at me.
If you look up, I'm going
to shoot you in the fucking face.
Close your eyes.
Close your fucking eyes.
Close them.
Have you ever tried ketchup on waffles?
Just the thought of that may disturb you.
It doesn't belong, does it?
Sure, you can go on the internet,
you can find a million results of people
putting ketchup on their waffles.
But I'm sure most
of everyone rejects the idea.
The idea of it disturves the comfort.
If your boyfriend put ketchup
on his waffles, how would you react?
Would he turn you off to him?
Would he?
All because he's untraditional,
and to you, that'd be gross, right?
How do you comfort the disturbed?
By disturbing the comfort.
To say, Fuck the tradition,
and fuck it in the ass.
You know?
The diner.
The diner.
A comfortable dining experience.
How American.
When things like this happen, there's
sometimes a hero that saves the day.
It's like It's a hero that saves the day.
I don't know.
Look at me.
I'm vandalizing the tunnel.
I'm flooding it.
I do feel sorry for you, though.
The life you live will be
tormented by this land.
Things can be different, though.
Get out of here, the blue.
It's over.
All right.
See you, man.
You killed your boyfriend.
Do you want a redemption?
Will you stop the flight?
If you do, the cars will
soon begin to pass through.
But if you don't,
I'll continue to flip the tunnel.
And then I'll be on to the next tunnel.
And what will become of you
if you stop the flooding?
You'll be a hero
who preserved the structure.
Everyone will know your face.
They'll make It's a movie.
I thought it would be
an honest film, but who cares?
They'll make their money
at the end of the day.
You'll make your money
at the end of the day.
Just make sure you got
a tissue box close by.
At least for the first year, I
didn't think about that.
Maybe they'll see me as the hero.
Maybe from the attention of the movie,
I'll be looked at as a hero.
Maybe the movie will write me as some
deep character and they'll
write me with a lot of depth.
With all that depth, there's something
I empathize with.
Great villains always
have good motivations.
Society Society is my enemy.
The flaws of society have wronged me.
Oh, no.
Society is my enemy.
The enemy, the enemy.
Oh, God.
Honestly, you could take that.
Tell the producers and writers
that it was society.
Who knows?
Maybe they'll have some Hollywood
Squarejawn playing me, or they'll have a
French scawny indie actor with
a pretentious following who likes girls
with fake lips and BBLs and looks like
a kindergarten her compared to her.
I don't know.
I mean, look, I don't know.
I don't know how to make
money in Hollywood.
I'm not that guy.
What's on your mind, though?
Can I ask you something?
Did you say goodbye to your parents
before you left this evening?
No.
You go to that college nearby, right?
Yes.
Did you say goodbye to anyone?
Because that's a big part of your story,
if you think about it.
That's a big part of your story.
Do you have a roommate or roommate
or something, like roommates?
It was.
Goodbye.
I don't remember much about it,
but it was a normal weekend.
We got hungry, so we called it early
and went to the diner that we go to,
like every other Friday night.
My friends were just really drunk,
and we just had to go get food.
I was taking care of Gabby basically
the whole night,
and she really just wanted late-night
pancakes, so We just went there.
Yeah.
Again, it's one of those spots that's just
open super late, and we
were just hanging out.
We were hitting up some bars.
We had a frat house.
That's just where we wound up.
You are so fucking disgusting.
I hear you every single night.
Do you know that?
Listening to my own fucking sister
act like a goddamn whore.
You are such a goddamn prudent.
You know we didn't come to fucking college
so that you could
lay in your room all day.
Oh, but we came so that you could
get fucked by everyone on the corner.
No one knows you other than
that you are a fucking whore.
A whore, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you.
Get out of here.
You are wanting to be up.
Stay the fuck out.
Fuck.
That's right, motherfucker.
That's right, motherfucker.
That's right, motherfucker.
Let's fucking go.
That's crazy.
Shit happened.
Yeah, shit.
We're going to have to go
on the fucking side.
Fucking bitch.
Are you drunk?
You drunk, you drunk, you drunk,
you drunk, you drunk, you drunk.
Shit, fucking happened.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Fucking bitch.
Look, look.
Shit happened.
Shit happened.
Shit, fucking happened.
Fuck, Fucking retort.
This shit happening now?
You let everyone down, you fucking scum.
It's the shit, you fuck.
Oh, he's wimpering.
Fuck you, you loser.
You fucking cock suck, you scum.
I'll have to piss.
Go piss on that guy.
All right.
Hey, who knows?
Maybe if he gives me a blow job,
I don't have any cash.
I'll just run after he's done.
Me so horny.
Me so horny, baby.
I have to cut a fish.
Stay right here, bitch.
Stay right here, don't move.
Don't fuck here.
I'm covering my fish.
Keep your head up like that.
Get your head up like that.
It smells like shit.
This is our camera guy.
Hi.
Let me see.
Nice shoes.
Hey, motherfucker.
Hey, Get me, get me, get me,
get me, get me, get me, get me.
Look at these legs.
Skippy.
Yo, the white.
Let's show him how we do it.
Actually, it's a funny story.
I was in her class, and she
kept on fucking yelling at me.
So I said it.
What did you say?
I said it.
I was like, You stupid,
old, dirty, raggedy cunt.
She didn't take well to that, so she
fucking ran over and met me with a ruler.
No, that was not my best moment.
Why did you say I don't know.
It's just the two of us again.
So it is?
Yeah.
Unfortunately, really.
At least you're handsome.
Thank you.
I want to see you again.
Really?
Yes.
Pretty sure.
Good.
I do, too.
Great.
You look hungry.
Yes.
Really hungry?
Yeah.
Super hungry.
There's a diner a couple of blocks down.
Yes.
Food.
I'm famished hungry.
I want food.
Starving.
That's what I was thinking.
Was it?
Was that really what you were thinking?
Just the usual perverted thing
I was meant to think about.
You guys ever go to Mexico?
I saw this little Spanish girl about nine
years old get raped around the corner.
She was screaming and I didn't.
I didn't do anything.
I just walked past.
Shit.
Fucking metal, dude.
No, that's bad.
It's not good.
What I really mean to say is,
well, now was a weird time.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
But I've heard there's
nothing like the now.
Right.
Nothing like the now.
The now.
When the now was I'm going to stop.
What?
I was trying to be poetic.
What was that?
Oh, wow.
Look at you, Walt.
With guy, I didn't know you were
so poetic.
Yeah.
I try sometimes.
No, it works in a poetic way if
you actually finish that.
You're hungry?
Yeah.
You're hungry?
Yeah.
You want something to eat?
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
You're hungry?
I'll give it for her.
All right, yo.
So Yeah.
What's going on?
Wait a minute.
Follow him, bro.
Yes.
I don't know.
Fuck.
Damn it, man.
He's a fucking asshole.
It's a Friday night.
I don't think happy.
Let's just walk.
Well, what's his name?
Jack DMed me the other day.
Summer?
Yeah.
No shot.
Yeah.
There's this funny...
This is actually this funny
story about him.
When he was in the sixth grade,
he actually hit himself,
and he didn't get rid of the...
Excuse me.
Hi, how are you?
We are very hungry,
and we were curious if you guys knew
somewhere good where we could eat.
I'm about to eat something.
If you just keep on going down that way,
it might have been your bar.
Down that way.
Right down there where
you guys were coming from?
Yeah.
Dark.
Yeah, I don't know about We
wanted to see if there was anything
in this direction, in this area.
We were over there before,
and it's not our vibe.
Like I said, man,
if you just keep on going down that way,
you'll find All right, guys.
Well, what do you think?
He was talking the whole time.
I wanted to know your opinion.
Well, all the good stuff is super.
Okay.
Is this your natural color?
No.
It looks really good.
Thank you.
Very, very good.
What do you think?
You good?
Very good.
All right.
Oh, I'm great.
How are you?
We're just going to get walking around.
All right, yeah.
Get walking, get talking.
He looks stick.
Well, just real quick.
Quick question, guys.
I'm so sorry.
Last day, last day, last day.
Where are you guys going?
We're going to really eat more.
Okay.
No plans for the rest of the night?
That's it?
What do you think about
that diner down there?
You guys know about that place?
We heard a lot about it.
It was perfect.
It's all right.
I like when you talk.
I don't like when this fucking talk.
What the fuck is your problem?
I don't like when fags talk to us.
I don't like when little
twinks are talking.
That's what I like.
I don't like when-Oh, fuck you.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, you want to fuck me.
That's what it is.
You fucking fat twink.
I bet you like it up the ass,
you little fucking twink bitch.
Yeah, that's right.
Come on, Mamacita.
You can come back this way.
Leave your guy.
Just come back.
It's fine.
Come back.
Not with him, though.
Come on, we don't condone, fags.
Get fucked.
You like it?
Yeah, I do.
You're good.
You like it?
Well, you just got to calm
the fuck down, though.
I told you to get on him.
It's Friday night.
I told you.
Take a seat any way you like.
Thank you.
Very nice, man.
I'm not going to let you.
Who's calling me now?
I'm just saying, the last time that
you see him, have you known him?
Obviously, he's got me in trouble.
He's got me in trouble.
He's been fantastic.
I want to watch him.
He's been crazy.
You sit yourself.
You're probably not.
Hold on, listen.
Hi, how are you?
Are you with the Great Bird?
Yes, hi.
We are...
Yes, hi.
We are some...
Hi, how are you?
We are some filmmakers from England.
We're here to shoot a documentary.
We just wanted to let you know because if
you guys got any calls,
we're going to be doing a lot of different
things that we're going to be shooting.
Yes, we're filming a movie.
Yes, we're going to be shooting
a lot of different people.
It's going to be a 24-hour shoot.
Yes, single shots and that.
We just wanted to let you guys know if you
get any calls to not come
around that area, please.
Real autistic in Can you shut the fuck up?
I think this is quite literally
like a house of a man.
Yeah, but I just wanted
to see if it was possible.
Yeah, I just wanted
to see if it was possible.
Yeah,
you want to surround here because
the stars were recording
Sorry, I know this is super awkward.
Can you hear my music theory class?
Yeah.
How are you?
I see you're on a date,
but maybe next class.
I'll catch up with you after.
Okay.
Thank you.
I've never seen her until I
Hey.
You know that we're just drunk, right?
Those assholes.
I'm good.
How's he going to be embarrassed about it?
Come on.
You seem tense since then.
It fucking bugs me.
It's like, why are you going
to try and start something?
What the fuck?
They were just drunk.
That guy was trying to show off
for his friends or something.
Whatever.
Was he trying to start a fight?
It's not even worth thinking about
because they were just drunk.
Yeah, I didn't want to.
He called me a fucking twink.
He made me feel good in the bottom.
He did call you twink.
I'm sorry.
I don't agree with him.
It's just like, That's very gay.
Did you think he was trying to fuck me.
Maybe.
You know, alcohol makes
me feel passionate.
That's true,
but I don't think he was drunk.
I actually believe him.
Dude, he was so hammered.
What are you talking about?
I think his speech wasn't slurred.
His eyes were just super sober.
I don't know.
He seemed all right.
Just getting very gay.
Are you sure you're not gay?
Shut up.
It's okay.
You had a mother gay
encounter with another man.
I'm just making sure that we play
on the same side of the plate.
Okay, but if I was gay and we played
on the same side of the plate, then.
I would make you a lesbian
because I love baseball.
I never cared for baseball.
You know what I'm trying to say.
We got to.
Yeah.
So are we good?
I Do I look like a twerker between you?
Is that a thing?
No.
Okay.
All right.
We're good.
I'm happy, a little drunk,
a little hungry.
I'm going to enjoy the now.
What do you want to talk about?
Enjoy the now.
What's your favorite movie?
Good topic.
I don't know about It's my favorite movie,
but-Hey, can I get you guys anything
to drink while you're waiting?
Yeah.
What about our chocolate?
Of course.
I don't know if that's milk and alcohol.
Why?
How would it work?
Well, the bathroom's all right over there,
and you two aren't the only ones
mixing alcohol and ice cream tonight.
So we figured out together.
Button, man.
I'll have a strawberry.
Oh, nothing more.
I
Wouldn't say that I'm a big read,
but I would say, I'm definitely something
that takes me as a look at this reality.
I'm going to say,
We've just done our study.
That was definitely one of my favorites.
How would you fantasize the block on.
Hey, buddy.
All right, good, good.
Everyone, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up, baby.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Good, good.
Everybody, shut your fuck up.
Silencio.
We are a few traveling entertainers,
my friends and I.
We don't want your money.
We don't want your money.
However, the red, he took your phones.
Okay?
So please, no calls, no
text, no ex-tweets, nothing while
we have our show, all right?
So let the show begin.
All right, let's see
what else we could do.
I want to fuck somebody.
They kept telling us to shut up,
but how do you expect
me to shut up when I'm crying?
It just doesn't make sense.
Then one guy came in from one door
and the other guy came in from the other.
And then, and then, and then,
and then, and then, and then, and then,
and then, and I'm
looking to get this fucking dick wet.
Yeah, that's right.
You guys.
I got a whole hot, delicious fucking
cum built up in my nuts right now.
What I'm wondering is who's
going to be so fucking lucky?
What about you?
I got fucking bullet right behind.
Are you like this?
You're walking, guys.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
I'll cut to you later.
What about you?
What about you?
You can really go for a later night.
Please just go fuck yourself.
Wow.
Well, the plan was I would fuck you.
Don't move.
I mean, we can work something out.
Stop.
Fuck out of your pussy.
Fucking turn around and fucking walk out.
Fucking pussy.
You fucking faggit.
Shut the fuck up.
Wow.
Wow.
You're going to take that.
You're going to take that.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You got a gun pointing in your
fucking the bass, okay?
I'm going to start
from three towards the end of the bass.
Wow.
I love you.
You hear this?
Let's fucking clap.
Come on.
Let's fucking clap.
American Hero.
Congratulations.
Are you happy?
Are you happy your voice is?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
We're hand fucking together.
Oh, my God.
What a hero.
Congratulations.
And then-Spit it out.
You can do it.
And then, and then, and then, and then.
Oh, he's dead.
He's in them guts.
He's in them guts.
That's right.
He's in the fucking stuff.
We don't like the piggy.
Making bacon.
He's goddamn making bacon.
So right, is that your
step cousin in there?
Is that your step cousin in there?
Is that your sister?
Tell me if that's your sister.
I don't know what your step cousin is.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody is.
Oh, they're going
to talk about the #MeToo.
#me too.
#me too.
Oh,
Tiny bear.
Tiny, tiny bear.
All right, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Are you done?
Are you done?
Fucking shit.
You were just laughing.
I was fucking dragging you.
Yeah, but it's done now.
It's done now.
You're fucking dragging it out.
All right, fine.
So let's fucking get over it.
You're dragging it out now.
You think you're fucking overzealous?
Chill the fuck out.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Chill the fuck out.
We're fucking good.
We're fucking great.
Come on.
Second strike, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Second strike.
Second strike.
Yeah?
I'm fucking watching you, bitch.
Keep it together.
Keep it fucking together.
Hey.
Fucking idiot.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Three different colors.
Three different color hair is right here.
The blue, get this.
Bruna, Dirty Wan, and blonde.
Colors of the rainbow.
Colors of the rainbow.
How are you doing, buddy?
How are you?
Please.
You're all right?
Please.
You're okay.
It's okay.
Please.
Come on.
Everything's fine.
Like a little doggy.
You want to be good?
You're a bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, you stupid fuck.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
You're doing something
like a little doggie.
What have you done?
You're a bitch.
Oh, you weak-lung bitch.
Holy, holy, oh.
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking dying?
You're fucking Are you dying right now?
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck?
Holy fuck.
Fucking weak.
Are you serious with this right now?
That was fucking great, bro.
Oh, fucking angel.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Too much too soon.
Too much too soon.
Fuck, who fucking cares?
Too much too soon.
You fucking idiot.
Fuck.
Shit.
What the fuck?
You just fucking shot What the fuck?
Who fucking cares about
your stupid father?
Fuck.
Beat his ass.
Fuck the fuck.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah.
The red is...
The red is...
He's disobedient.
He's actually a racist as well,
and I don't tolerate that shit.
I'm not about the racist shit.
I was BLM support
for a few years back then.
No justice, no peace, right?
Oh, my What a racist cocksucker.
You saw it coming, don't you?
Stop your rambling, you fucking pussy.
I never fucking liked you.
I really never liked you.
I never liked you.
You know that?
You know that?
You fucking knew.
You fucking knew.
Fuck you.
I really had no idea who these guys were,
I mean, they looked pretty
young, but they all had masks on.
There was a red one, there was a blue one,
and then there was a white one.
The blue one just seemed to be
following what the white one was saying,
and the red one was just
pissing the white one-off the whole time.
But the white one was
definitely in charge.
Yeah, and then the white one killed the
red one because he was
just annoying him, I think.
I don't Yeah, I'm fucking color blind,
so I couldn't really tell the difference.
But from what it seemed, from an
outsider's perspective,
they just needed therapy.
They were just getting in each
other's faces and shit.
I don't know.
They were just more angry at each other,
more angry at each other than
they were at everybody else.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
They were just really mad at each other.
And yeah, one of them freaking
grabbed my hair.
I couldn't even see the way it was because
I just had my eyes closed and shit.
But he grabbed me by my hair and then
freaking caught me Harry Potter.
He said, Come here, Harry Potter,
because I had my glasses on at the time.
But yeah, it's what I ever doing.
You stupid bitch.
You dumb, dumb bitch with the tins.
We don't like the tins, you stupid bitch.
All right, back with the event.
Now, with the start of the show, me.
You're pointing it, right?
The whole time, retard?
I got you, man.
On me.
Give enough headroom at the top.
You know what I mean?
I just want a good wide shot,
like an anamorphic shot.
That was so good.
Okay, good.
Oh, good.
Or dance.
Oh, my God.
Look at this motherfucker.
I cannot believe that he died like that.
I cannot believe it.
Oh, he's still a little twitchy.
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Ladies.
Oh, no.
No.
I'm so sorry.
I've been so busy.
How are you guys doing?
Can I join you?
Can I join you?
No, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No, please.
Please, no, please.
Oh, my God.
Stop on TV.
Oh, you just stopped.
Stop it.
You can't eat the stuff in there.
Don't eat it.
Cheeseburger, later.
Cheeseburger, yes.
What about you, bitch?
I'm going back to 505.
If it's a seven-hour flight or a 45,
do you know if I can
balance on you like this?
My imagination.
Shut up, bitches.
He's trying to sleep.
Lying on your side
with your hands between your thighs.
There.
Stop and wait to say when you look like me
like that, my darling,
what did you expect?
I'm always just a friend still for this.
I'll take it on by.
It's just stripper.
Where you're hining between your sons.
It's like a stripper, boy.
You guys look really, really Really?
See?
So I feel like I shouldn't you.
Father, come here.
Get over here.
Get over here.
Get your fuck out of my face.
I'm going to fucking touch you.
I have her.
I have her.
Get your shit the fuck up.
Yeah, stay on that wall.
Stop it.
Stop it right now.
Shut up.
The fuck up.
The big fish.
Run to the What the fuck are you doing?
Leave her alone.
I will fuck you till you bleed, bitch.
How are you?
I'll kill you, please.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
It's okay.
Come here.
You're actually-I bet you
got a two in your face.
I swear to God, I will open your fucking
mouth and shit in your vagina, bitch.
I would like to see you trapped.
Yo, can you go over there?
Shut her up, bitch.
The blue, go over The blue, go over there.
Stand over here.
You're like a pretty princess.
Really, you are.
Thank you for that.
Question, do you have...
It's okay.
Do you have a favorite princess?
Like a Disney princess?
There's a few.
There's different colors, ethnicities,
different races, religions.
Lots of great stuff there.
Do you have a someone
that you like the most?
You can answer me.
It's okay.
A little mummy.
Look at me.
You're not going to believe this.
I love the little mummy.
She's one of my favorites.
I had a huge crush on her as a kid.
Gorgeous red hair.
They changed me.
I'm the prince,
and you're the little mermaid, right?
So give the prince a kiss.
I swear to God,
I will open you up from the inside,
and I will fucking court you out
your interest, you fucking cunt.
Just leave her alone.
Shut up.
Yeah, you just hit her with a pancake,
you stupid cunt.
Can you kiss the prince?
Can you kiss the prince?
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, please.
He's gone.
He's gone.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He told me to go away.
I'm sorry.
He did me.
He did.
I heard you say it.
I did it.
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
After what I just did for you,
now you want me to go away.
Now what's going to happen?
Now what's going to happen?
Oh, what's going to happen now?
You told me to go away after I
gave you that fucking dance, bitch.
I just gave it for you,
you fucking ugly bitch.
What's your fucking problem?
You're scared by me.
You're scared by me, bitch.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I gave you that just now.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Quiet down.
Shut up.
I hate giving Beauty a close casket.
I mean, we lost one of our
best friends, Brooklyn.
She's our sorority sister.
Yeah, she was a unique person.
She's very one of a kind,
and I think we'll miss her a lot.
Her death makes me mad.
We were supposed to stick together,
and she just decided to
go out on her own and save a girl that she
met for five minutes in class
once and leave us all by ourselves.
It really just makes me angry.
She could have been sitting right here
with us, but she cared more about
a project for class than
she did her own safety.
I think she was just making
sure her friend was okay.
But was it really her friend?
They had class together.
The girl didn't even recognize
her, though, and she lost her life.
She just died her hair.
That makes sense.
But it doesn't.
I don't know.
There's a time and place,
and when somebody
has a gun, a lot of three
people have guns, and they're running
around a diner killing everyone,
that's not the time or
place to go buddy up with your classmates.
It might not even be her classmate.
I don't know.
She just took off on her own,
and now we're left here without her.
I just think she was trying to be a hero,
and it just shows her true character.
I get it.
I think that we should remember her
like that instead of being mad at her.
Absolutely.
But she lost her life,
and this is how I'm grieving.
I'm upset.
You're good.
What are you doing?
What the hell?
What?
Where's she going?
Abby.
Abby.
It's me from Music Theory, Abby.
What?
What?
No, you're a fucking animal.
No.
No.
We We know them.
We know them.
Finally.
Finally.
Destiny, huh?
Destiny.
You're a fucking faggot.
You're a fucking scum, bitch.
You're always scum.
You want to get rid?
You want to get rid while you care?
You want your mom to be alive?
Your mommy and daddy?
Yeah?
Here's the mind killer.
Here's the little death I
call the total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will commit it to pass
over me and through me.
Where the fear is gone, will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
Fucking do it, cunt.
Get him on top.
Let's get him.
Don't fucking touch this,
all right, cocksuggers?
Do not touch this.
Come on, get him up.
Get him up.
Get him up.
One, two, three.
There you go.
I want you to kiss.
I want you to kiss.
There you go.
Good.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
No.
Are you okay?
Did he hurt you?
No.
Are you all right?
Are you sure?
How's your heart?
I know you had a lot I was going
to have to make a loop early.
I just want to make sure you're okay.
Did you get some of it or no?
No.
All right, buddy.
It's all right.
You're a little bit slow, but that's fine.
We can be fast.
We can be fast about this.
How does it feel, bitch?
How does it feel to be down there?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Fucking water in fact,
it's always hurting me, man.
I'm full I told you I could talk to them.
I told you to not go to the pride parade.
They're dangerous.
I said that.
Yes, I'm like that.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm always twerking and shaking ass
and shaking dick and shaking trans dick.
I don't like that happening, okay?
This is got to be too tough, all right?
You fucking piece of shit.
Oh, my God.
That was fucking close, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Dude, my life just flashed
before my fucking eyes.
No fucking joke.
I swear to God, I saw my grandmother.
Fuckers, man.
I know.
That was fucking close.
All right.
Hey.
So hungry.
I took a bite out of it just
to test it for you.
Thanks, man.
That's golden right there.
Golden ingredients in the kitchen.
It's a kitchen, of course,
I'm not going to be doing it.
Let me know how that is, man.
All right.
And?
And?
Yeah.
I still got it.
You fucks.
It's good.
It's all about the-You treat me like
fucking shit after all the fucking joints.
Not the onions, though.
Too many onions?
I'm coming for your ass.
I get no fucking respect.
Do you want to get me the red?
What do you want?
No, the burger is good.
Fucking listen to me.
I don't like this.
No.
Okay, we'll just be careful.
They're I tried to accommodate for it.
No, the pickles are okay, but...
Did you want mustard?
No.
It's not onions.
I know you don't like the seeds.
I try my best.
That's all I could do, buddy.
Burger, burger, burger.
You could have a burger.
Okay.
Rees just fucking.
You even said, right?
We like be alone.
We don't care who you are.
It shouldn't matter
the color of your skin.
It really should not.
It's the same person inside.
Is it good?
Do you have any more of these?
I mean, I could put it back on the grill,
man, but you
want to go back to work or not?
Five minutes.
Five minutes?
No juice.
Let me burp you.
Here, come in here burp.
No juice.
Come in here, let me burp you.
Burp, burp.
Good, good, good.
The onions, man, they're killing me.
I did my best.
I did...
What?
Okay, come on.
You scrape it off.
Scrape off the onions for you, buddy.
Yes, I'll take off the onions for you.
I don't like the onions.
That's a burger.
Good, buddy.
Good.
I'm happy that when you eat, I'm happy.
You know what I mean?
When you eat, I'm happy because
you had that sting, man.
You can't be bulimic.
It's not the vibe.
If you keep trying to force yourself to
throw up, that's not how you lose weight.
I keep telling you, run.
You got to run.
It's all about the running.
You know what they say
on the health articles?
Everybody runs.
So just keep running.
No, but you're not running enough.
You're throwing up in the bath.
Bathroom and your breath smells.
You know that barf
makes your teeth yellow.
Can't be run around.
How are you going to smile with that
beautiful smile if your teeth are yellow?
You're going to scare everybody off.
Can't be run around.
Do you want some salt?
Yeah, we're going to knock out.
Let me put some salt on it.
Is it too salty?
Is it salty?
It's good.
Let me put a little pepper on it.
A little pepper?
Yeah, got you.
All right, there you go.
Is that all right?
You want some more?
A little more.
A little more.
How's that?
Yeah, it's good.
You sure?
All right, a little more.
Here, this one's on me.
Thank you.
Oh, God.
Is that burger?
I'm No onions.
I made it better.
See, I make it better for you.
I love you, man.
I love you, too.
I love you, blue.
I love you, too.
I love you, Blue.
I love you, blue.
Sing it.
I love you, Blue.
I love I love you, Blue.
I love you, Blue.
I love you, Blue.
You're my heart in tune.
I wear it in tune.
And the shoulders.
Through the shoulders.
And the shoulders come through.
Now eat, eat, eat.
I can't See people
without just having this really heavy
feeling that something
awful is going to happen.
I tend to just lock myself in my room
and keep my headphones
in just to try to avoid Everything.
Yeah, it's been hard.
Yeah.
For me, it's just like,
like Gabby said, we can't go out.
We haven't been to a frat
party since that night.
Every time I drive past a diner,
I just keep my head down
because I can't look at it.
I can't go out to eat.
I just sit in my room and I eat because
after seeing what I saw in that diner,
I just can't look at food when I go out.
The same, but yeah,
it's been pretty tough.
For me, over the past few weeks, I've
actually been blowing up on Instagram.
Got about 20,000 followers,
which is pretty dandy.
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All right.
Shot that bitch in the back.
She thinks she's sneaky.
That was weird.
Dead.
Oh, shit.
Alive.
Alive.
Not for long, they do that.
Let me see.
Come here.
Let me see.
Stop.
Oh, he's four-Eyes.
Oh, he does have four-Eyes.
All right, go back.
You're okay.
Harry Potter.
Asthma attack.
That one was crazy.
Shot in the face.
Boyfriend.
Yeah.
She has one?
Yes.
Fucking tired, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sorry.
It was fake.
It was fake.
It was fake.
I'm honest.
It was fake.
I was sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
My bad.
That was a wet one.
It's okay.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
That's all right.
You all right?
Yeah.
She's okay.
Let's get her some time.
Come here, come here.
Let me see.
Let me see her face.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you.
I just shot your fucking friend.
What's all that about, brother fucker?
I don't know why.
Why are you trying to attack us?
You got to plan, motherfucker.
Where are you at?
Where are you at?
I don't know.
Who are you with?
Who are you with?
No one.
All right.
I believe him.
Wow, you seem like a pussy.
You seem like a real big pussy.
You've seen this lady?
Oh, my gosh.
You are a little bitch.
Why are you putting your
knees towards the chair?
What are you hiding?
What are you hiding?
You're hiding something
in your pants or something?
Stand up, bitch.
Get him up, get him up.
Get him up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you seeing this?
Are you seeing this?
He pissed his stance.
He pissed his stance.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh my God.
You coward, pussy, little piece of shit.
You fucking coward.
You peed yourself.
Oh, my God.
You are so ashamed.
The babies are honest.
Look at me, look at me, bitch.
Look at me.
That is so sad.
That is so sad.
What do you want?
What do I want?
I don't know.
What do you want?
Why are you pissing on these girls?
The trail almost got over here.
You got to bust me.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Here, what are you guys doing?
Come back, come back, come back.
That's okay.
Come back or I'm going to kill you.
All right, there you go.
See, look, they learned.
Look, the blue.
They know now.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they know.
Now they're in trouble.
See, I like that.
I like I like this.
All right.
You guys seeing this?
When we kill you
and your parents see your dead body,
do you think your daddy is going
to be upset when he sees that you're
pissed your fucking parents like a pussy?
I'm a good person.
Oh, you're a good person?
I shit my off.
Big pussy.
Wow, man.
Take him off.
Take him off.
Take off your pants.
Take off your fucking pants.
Show the girls what you're packing.
Let's see.
Come on, bitch.
Show the girls what you're packing.
I want them to see.
I want them both to see.
I want them both to see.
Come on, come on.
Take them off, buddy.
Oh, my God.
I think they went to a shoe.
Oh, they went to a shoe.
Oh, God.
I think it sucks.
Oh, my God, it's in his socks.
Oh my God, have you seen this?
It's in his fucking sucks.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
The big reveal.
It's small.
It's a tiny, tiny cock from the England.
It's tiny, and it's literally not tiny.
It's so small.
It's cold.
You got to shave those legs.
Shave those fucking legs.
You got to at least
match your personality.
Match your personality or something.
I don't know if that is going to happen.
Nice one at least.
Come on.
Oh,
Hey, fuck her.
Hey, on me, okay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Shit.
Just kill me already.
What'd you say?
The fuck did you just say?
I just wanted to die.
Say it again.
Say it again.
I just want to die.
Magic work.
Wow.
What got you to this point?
I got nothing else to lose.
Wait, the fuck did you just say?
I got nothing else to lose.
Good.
Smart.
You're smart.
Well, I've never been in this
situation before.
Are you sure this is your moment?
You guys are really upset.
I'm really disappointed by it.
Look at me, Brink.
Look at me.
You want this?
You sure?
Okay.
We'll go step by step.
We'll go step by step.
How's that?
I'll go nice and slow.
Ladies, you're watching?
You're going nice and slow.
All right.
Is it too slow for you or faster?
All right.
Good.
You're the only power.
You're the only power.
If you're meant, you're done.
Shut you, I'm going to
break down.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
I'm getting so fucked up.
Oh, yeah.
She's special.
She's the one she is.
Go get it, Tiger.
I love you.
I love you too, man.
Watch me.
Okay.
Everybody, close your fucking eyes.
Shut your eyes.
Don't fucking look at me.
If you look up, I'm going
to shoot you in the fucking face.
Close your eyes.
Close your fucking eyes.
Close them.
Have you ever tried ketchup on waffles?
Just the thought of that may disturb you.
It doesn't belong, does it?
Sure, you can go on the internet,
you can find a million results of people
putting ketchup on their waffles.
But I'm sure most
of everyone rejects the idea.
The idea of it disturves the comfort.
If your boyfriend put ketchup
on his waffles, how would you react?
Would he turn you off to him?
Would he?
All because he's untraditional,
and to you, that'd be gross, right?
How do you comfort the disturbed?
By disturbing the comfort.
To say, Fuck the tradition,
and fuck it in the ass.
You know?
The diner.
The diner.
A comfortable dining experience.
How American.
When things like this happen, there's
sometimes a hero that saves the day.
It's like It's a hero that saves the day.
I don't know.
Look at me.
I'm vandalizing the tunnel.
I'm flooding it.
I do feel sorry for you, though.
The life you live will be
tormented by this land.
Things can be different, though.
Get out of here, the blue.
It's over.
All right.
See you, man.
You killed your boyfriend.
Do you want a redemption?
Will you stop the flight?
If you do, the cars will
soon begin to pass through.
But if you don't,
I'll continue to flip the tunnel.
And then I'll be on to the next tunnel.
And what will become of you
if you stop the flooding?
You'll be a hero
who preserved the structure.
Everyone will know your face.
They'll make It's a movie.
I thought it would be
an honest film, but who cares?
They'll make their money
at the end of the day.
You'll make your money
at the end of the day.
Just make sure you got
a tissue box close by.
At least for the first year, I
didn't think about that.
Maybe they'll see me as the hero.
Maybe from the attention of the movie,
I'll be looked at as a hero.
Maybe the movie will write me as some
deep character and they'll
write me with a lot of depth.
With all that depth, there's something
I empathize with.
Great villains always
have good motivations.
Society Society is my enemy.
The flaws of society have wronged me.
Oh, no.
Society is my enemy.
The enemy, the enemy.
Oh, God.
Honestly, you could take that.
Tell the producers and writers
that it was society.
Who knows?
Maybe they'll have some Hollywood
Squarejawn playing me, or they'll have a
French scawny indie actor with
a pretentious following who likes girls
with fake lips and BBLs and looks like
a kindergarten her compared to her.
I don't know.
I mean, look, I don't know.
I don't know how to make
money in Hollywood.
I'm not that guy.
What's on your mind, though?
Can I ask you something?
Did you say goodbye to your parents
before you left this evening?
No.
You go to that college nearby, right?
Yes.
Did you say goodbye to anyone?
Because that's a big part of your story,
if you think about it.
That's a big part of your story.
Do you have a roommate or roommate
or something, like roommates?
It was.
Goodbye.