Kill Dolly Kill (2023) Movie Script
(dramatic music)
You will be my friend to the end.
You will be my one
and only only friend. 000.
Many many, many.
Life is but a dream to me.
Merrily.
Oh so.
It's all working out.
Going according to plan.
So they really make me.
Dream. Oh,
that's your new name.
Merrily I'll call you merrily.
Oh, you.
Oh, wait till you see your transformation.
Oh, we are going to be
the best of friends.
Oh, I have so many friends.
O-m-g!
So you see. She.
Thank you for making me beautiful.
Oh, oh. To practice.
It's my honor.
And thank you for all my new friends.
Oh, oh.
I can't believe that you're actually here.
Benji,
when I discovered you,
I heard your story. Oh.
We're the same Benji.
You know, I've
been having a lot of fun,
but I think I should get going.
What do you mean?
You just got here.
And where would you go anyways?
We have everything that we need
right here.
All our friends are here. 000.
First we have Maxine.
Maxine. Say hello to Benji.
Hi, Benji.
I'm Maxine.
I'm your biggest fan.
Can I have your autograph?
No, Maxine.
Don't make our guest feel uncomfortable.
Oh, and here's cowboy Howard.
Randy. Nice to meet you.
You're a strapping young man.
Yeah. How?
Next, we have Kimberly. Oh.
Hi, Benji.
Oh, you're all grown up now.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Can I be your girlfriend
now, Kimberly?
Don't be a hussy.
And introducing the belle of the ball.
Our newest addition to the tea party firm.
Merrily.
Are you all right?
I know Simon.
I was just thinking maybe I could get us
something to eat.
Oh, so you're just hungry?
You're hungry?
Oh. So hungry.
Well, you know,
I do like to cook.
Go ahead,
make some.
I never get sick of this shit.
Oh, well.
Hey, guys.
Come on.
We need your help.
We got to get these people out of here.
Please.
Yes, please.
Please, miss. Wake up.
We can go right now.
Come on.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Follow me.
We're going to go.
Come on. Hey, hey, I need your help.
Hey! Come on, get him.
You okay?
Hey, man.
Yeah.
No no no.
Nobody's. Nobody's leaving.
Well, come
on, I've been a good friend to you all.
Actually, remember,
I used to bake pies together.
I remember Kimberly, Kimberly.
Oh, we had something special.
Not me.
I'm not.
Oh, cowboy.
Oh, cowboy.
Oh, well,
you've always been my favorite. Oh.
Oh, no no no no no no no.
Do you know what
it's like to be so lonely.
That you have to make your own friends?
I'm so lonely.
I'm so lonely.
Love me,
love me,
love me,
love me,
love me. Oh,
Marilyn, are you alive?
Oh. Overall,
I think that worked really well.
Danny, is that any real man?
Yeah.
That's right.
Here, you have that.
Hey, Benji.
I think your face is nothing.
What's so funny?
Life's funny.
And last week,
I quit my job so I can travel the world.
And now I'm wearing a dress
and I'm gonna die.
It's the medicine department.
We need to get you out of
here. Oh, man. I'm gonna die.
Aren't you afraid?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna die.
It's that guy
who did all this stuff to us, right?
But at least
he went after what he wanted most
wanted friends.
He made some.
Obviously,
there are better ways to make friends.
Okay.
You try.
Oh. Have,
I want pancakes for breakfast.
Yeah.
(screams) What the fuck is wrong
with everybody in this place?
There are dolls everywhere,
just fucking dolls (screams).
Duct tape, you tied
me up with duct tape?
Bitch, what the fuck did you expect?
I wasn't in the Boy Scouts.
I don't know how to tie a damn rope.
You're so pretty.
What's your story?
What is my story?
Wouldn't you like to know?
The, what do you want with
us, what's wrong with you?
I will tell you what's wrong with me.
(dramatic music)
I was a burlesque dancer.
I was known as Ella Lugosi.
Dolly Dudley was the new girl.
Most new girls are a little
intimidated at first.
They keep their mouth shut,
at least until they've
been there for a while
and earn respect.
But not Dolly.
She had a natural aura about her.
She was mesmerizing.
The young girls loved
her, wanted to be her,
but not us older girls.
We hated her!
I hated her!
Because she was beautiful,
the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
And everybody wanted her.
I wanted her, too.
Vic, big fucking fat Vic,
the owner of the club, loved her.
He loved all the new girls he would say
but he loved Dolly the most.
Business hasn't been this good in years.
It's over, he said, pack
your shit and get outta here.
(scoffs) I guess I was the old news.
The prick didn't need me
anymore, he had Dolly now.
I looked down on his desk
and saw a letter opener,
(chuckles) a real nice one too.
And suddenly I had an epiphany,
a moment of clarity, like I was reborn.
Ella Lugosi was dead.
And right then my life has changed,
and I became Slasherella.
And now I am back for my revenge.
(captive snores)
[Narrator] No one cares, Slasherella.
You'll find out what
that's all about later.
But right now, let's just focus on me.
Aw, there I am as a little kid hanging out
in the biggest shithole
trailer park on the planet
back when I went by Benji (chuckles).
I landed here after my mom
died, I was just a baby.
So they sent me to live
with my Grandma Mitzi
and her asshole boyfriend Donald.
Ugh, that's him right there.
(frenetic music)
If that wasn't bad enough
I was bullied relentlessly
by the other kids in the trailer park.
I just wanted to fit in, to
be normal, but they hated me.
They teased me because
I played with dolls.
My dolls were the only friends I had.
My favorite was the blue doll (sighs).
She used to come and talk to me.
She always made me feel better.
And when my life turned to shit that day,
it was the blue doll
that helped me kill them.
(frenetic music)
(blows land)
(victim screams)
After I lit the trailer
park on fire, I ran away
and Benji was reborn as
Dolly Motherfucking Deadly.
For the first time in my life, I was cool.
I made friends, real friends,
that loved me for who
I was and welcomed me
with open arms in my new home,
Paradise motherfucking Park.
(frenetic music continues)
Now, here's the good part.
(driving rock music)
- Yes, oh God, yes, go.
(Bones grunts)
- Yes, oh.
(Bones grunts)
Oh yes (grunts).
(couple grunts)
Oh god, yes.
Oh, oh, oh god, yes, oh yes.
Oh fuck, my god, my god, oh (grunts).
(Bones farts)
Ah fuck, Bones, why do you
always fart when you ejaculate?
Oh, when I, when I what?
Oh my God, that stinks, oh God.
Oh, hold on.
I think I might have pooed.
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh fuck.
(sniffs) Uh, don't worry, babe,
just a Milk Dud.
Get outta here, ass napkin.
(visitor knocks)
Pull it out and wipe it
off, we got a show to do.
Shit.
We'll be right there.
We gotta go.
Get out of the way.
(dramatic music)
(leaves rustle)
Hey there, sugar bush.
Where you going, huh, huh?
Lemme get a good look at you.
Calm down, girl.
Don't fight, it makes me feel creepy.
(dress rips)
Yeah.
- Ooh.
- Wait.
This is what you want?
(playful sounds)
Daddy likes those.
Which one of you can handle it?
- I'm first.
- You were first last time.
I put my hand up.
Bubba, you always get the girl first.
It doesn't matter, my hand's up.
People with their hand up go first.
Didn't you go to school?
- No.
- Did you go to school?
- No.
Well, I did for three years
and that's how it works.
Wait a minute, guys, let's ask the lady
who she thinks should go first.
Yeah.
Hey, where'd she go?
Hey, lady, we have a question for you.
(dramatic music)
Hey lady, wait for me.
Oh, geez.
(dramatic music continues)
(corn stalks rustle)
(door opens)
- Hello, boys.
You isn't the girl we was chasing.
Who the fuck are you?
I'll tell you who she
is, boys, dead meat.
Guys, guys, guys, that's Dolly Deadly.
Oh, look, fans.
You're just in time
for the meet and greet.
Huh? (Grunts)
(blood gushes)
(crowd applauds)
Bubba, Bubba, I should
have just let you go first.
[Crowd] Aw.
I should have just let you go first.
That's our Bubba.
What a fucking tearjerker.
(blow lands)
- My eye, my eye.
(crowd applauds)
Zeke!
(blow lands)
- Fucking dolls.
(Dolly laughs)
(blows land)
(frenetic music)
Well, I hope that was good for you boys.
(driving rock music)
(crowd cheers)
It's a Saturday night
and you wanna see a show
Well, I know a place
where we can all go
So come on, baby, and
take a ride with me
We'll dance under the moonlight
and be who we wanna be
Hold your freak flag high
Rock and roll like
you're never gonna die
Hold your freak flag high
Rock and roll like
you're never gonna die
[Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?
[Caller] Yes, I'd like
to report a ho sighting.
[Dispatcher] Ma'am, this line
is for emergency calls only.
[Caller] Don't you ma'am me,
bitch, this is an emergency.
Dolly Deadly is hiding
out in Paradise Park.
[Dispatcher] (gasps)
Did you say Dolly Deadly?
[Caller] Bitch, please.
Get over here and take out the garbage.
(sirens wail)
(helicopter whirs)
(door crashes)
(driving rock music)
Where's she at, where's she at?
- Get outta my house.
- Where's she at?
We know she's here, come on.
- Tell us where she's at.
- Make it easy on yourself.
I curse you.
Looking for me, boys?
- Yeah.
- Let me see your hands.
Let me see your fucking hands.
(sirens wail)
(driving rock music)
You're not taking her anywhere.
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise Park
(audience cheers)
(driving rock music continues)
What are you doing,
you don't have any right
to do this to us, we're not...
- Shut your mouth, punk!
I have all right to do this.
(crowd boos)
Hey, Barney Fife, leave her be, man,
she ain't done nothing.
- Barney Fife?
- Barney Fife.
- That's what he said.
- That's enough.
- Fucking adorable.
(crowd jeers)
(elbow lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd cheers)
(blow lands)
(bell rings)
(crowd cheers)
(lighter clicks)
(dramatic music)
(door opens)
Hello, doesn't anybody
have a TV in here?
I'm missing my show.
Shut your pie hole, Deadly.
You're lucky we don't take
you straight to the chair.
Well, hello, Dick Tracy.
You are here for a conjugal visit?
The name's Detective
Wednesday, Walt Wednesday,
and you're not my type.
Oh?
Well, we could at least talk
about it, right, detective?
No thanks, toots.
I've seen your work.
You do most of your talking with that
little dull knife thingy, whatever.
I don't have time for nonsense.
My job is to get the
facts and only the facts
and send the bad guys to the big house.
Ooh, you're a real straight shooter.
I'd like to see that.
- I'm sure you would.
I'll see you in court.
Have a good evening, Ms. Deadly.
(door opens)
Hey, you.
Who, me?
- Yeah, she's talking to you.
- You some kind of queer?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
You got a problem with me?
No, not at all.
Ain't that right, Cakes?
Yeah, yeah, what Baby said,
we were just wondering is all.
You two are hookers, instead
of putting each other down,
we should be having each other's backs.
Sticking together is the only way
we're gonna make it through
this shit fuck of a life.
(dramatic music)
Ladies.
Detective.
Well, sure appreciate
the tip there, Slasherella.
Just doing my part, taking out garbage.
Hmm.
How long you and your ladies
plan on staying in town?
Hmm, I don't know.
I think we're gonna
stick around for a while.
Okay, well, you ladies
take care of yourselves, huh?
Oh, we will.
(group laughs)
Hey, I can hear all of you,
all of you.
(crowd cheers)
(martial music)
Ladies and gentlemen, our
national nightmare is over.
The cold-blooded maniac
known as Dolly Deadly
has been apprehended.
(crowd cheers)
I'd like to thank the
Tromaville Police Department
for helping us take this
freak off our streets
once and for all.
(crowd cheers)
This is Tromaville,
a place where our kids can feel safe
going down the streets alone at night.
This is a place where
our families have raised
their children to know that
mom and dad will read to them
every night and put them to
bed and give them warm milk.
The good citizens of Tromaville,
we do naught to bother
with Paradise Park and all
the vermin that lives there.
We've put up on it long enough
and we're not gonna take it anymore.
It's time we run 'em
all out of town, Mayor.
Well, yeah, we could, well, yes.
They're just a bunch of
pill pushers and dump fiends.
Yes, ma'am, it's time
we run 'em out of town
once and for all.
Bunch of sex fiends.
They're all sex freaks.
That's why they live in Paradise Park.
And that's why we're gonna get rid of 'em.
And it starts with Dolly
deadly, no more freaks.
No more freaks.
[Crowd] No more freaks, no more freaks.
Thank you, thank you,
and God bless America.
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat music)
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
They never even knew her
They never even tried
How could they do this to her
How could they make her cry
They said, we'll burn it down
Burn it down
They said, get outta town
Get outta town.
They took my girl,
took her away from me
(dramatic music)
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
They never even knew her
They never even tried
How could they do this to her
How could they make her cry
They said we'll burn it down
Burn it down
They said get outta town
Get outta town
They took my girl,
took her away from me
(dramatic music continues)
Took my only friend,
took her away from me
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
Oh, my baby's crying
And now I feel like dying
And now my baby's crying
Don't let 'em get you
down, I feel like dying
Oh, my baby's crying
Don't let 'em get you down,
and now I feel like dying
And now my baby's crying,
don't let 'em get you down
I feel like dying
Oh, my baby's crying
(crickets chirp)
(gavel strikes)
Maxwell Weiner, please
approach the bench.
Yes, your honor.
Well, well, this is
very interesting indeed.
- Your honor,
- I see here
that this is your first case,
or should I say your first defendant?
Yes, your honor, it's
true, it's my first case
and it's also my first
defendant, your honor, yes it is.
Well, good luck with that, Mr. Weiner.
Thank you very much,
your Honor, thank you.
(dramatic music)
Dolly Deadly.
Your honor, no, your honor,
can I please have a different
defendant, your honor?
That way, Mr. Weiner,
your client is waiting.
(dramatic music)
It's only your voice
day, don't overreact.
(stomach rumbles)
Everything is under
control, you're doing great.
(Weiner burps and farts)
You're doing just fine, you're
gonna be all right (retches).
Don't have a panic attack over here.
(Weiner coughs)
(stomach rumbles)
(dramatic music continues)
(Weiner retches)
(vomit splashes)
What the fuck?
(vomit splashes)
Goodness.
Good luck.
Hello, Mrs. Deadly, my name is Maxwell,
Maxwell Weiner, I'm your public defender.
Max Weiner you're my lawyer?
Yes, well, it's actually
Maxwell, Mrs. Deadly.
I mean, I don't want any
problems with you, Mrs. Deadly.
Is there a problem, Mrs. Deadly?
Hell yes, there's a problem.
I'm missing an "Out of
This World" marathon.
I'm sorry.
"Out of This World,"
Evie, Maureen Flanagan,
doesn't anybody watch TV anymore?
Well, I'll certainly see
what I can do, Mrs. Deadly.
It's a bit too late to file a continuance.
Oh my goodness, Deadly, you're
making me schvitz over here.
What I could do if, if
you don't mind, I mean,
can we please just discuss
your case, Mrs. Deadly?
I mean, if you don't mind.
I don't want any problems.
Can we please just discuss your case?
My case, you wanna talk about my case?
If you don't mind.
No, I don't mind if you got the time.
No, I don't mind if you got the time
Let's cut to the chase
and talk about my case
It really ain't nothing
'cause they all had it coming
When I was just a boy, they
told me to go out and play
All the other kids, well, they're mean
'Cause they thought I was gay
I only played with my dolls
'Cause I didn't like them anyway
They beat me up, they pushed me down
They beat me up, they pushed me down
What comes around, goes around
And you know I don't feel nothing
No, I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They had it Coming
Oh, oh, they had it coming
They had it coming
Love ya, they had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, and you
know I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(upbeat rock music)
They beat me up, they push me down
They beat me up, they push me down
But here you go, it comes around
And you know I don't feel nothing
No, I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They had it coming, oh yeah
They had it coming
They had it coming, oh yeah
They had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
And now I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they had it coming
Goody fucking gumdrops.
(group cheers)
Hey there, boys and ghouls.
Well, hello there.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
I'm sure you are all as excited
as I am to hear the results
of the upcoming Serial
Killer of the Year contest.
(crowd cheers)
- They want Dolly.
Yes, yes.
As you can see from the
polls, Meat Hook Mike
is still holding strong.
But Ice Pick Pete is hot on
his tail, but without a doubt,
this week's fan favorite,
still holding strong is Dolly Deadly.
(group cheers)
Okay, all you cryptonuts,
keep those votes coming in,
and we'll reveal the
results later in the...
[Mom] Oh, the treasure, dinner's ready.
And we'll reveal the
results later in the...
[Mom] Spooky!
Mom, I'm trying to do my show, cut!
(static hisses)
(dramatic music)
All rise for Judge Flowers.
(dramatic music continues)
(gavel knocks)
- You may be seated.
In defense of Dolly Deadly,
Maxwell Weiner, state your case.
Be, before I get into the
actual evidence of this case,
first, let me tell you a little bit
about my client, Mrs. Deadly.
She attended Central High
School and she was very active
with her family and friends, your honor.
And she also had many
hobbies, such as bicycling,
canoeing, crocheting,
playing volleyball, baking,
and she was also an avid
gardener, your honor.
Are you done?
Nuh uh.
And she's also not guilty, your honor.
Have you reached a decision?
We have, your honor.
We, the jury, find the defendant,
Dolly Deadly, not guilty.
(group gasps)
Thank you, thank you so much.
By reason of insanity.
- What?
- What?
What?
(gavel knocks)
Order in the court.
Dolly Deadly, you have
been found not guilty
by reason of insanity, which
means you are considered
to be criminally insane by
the great people of this state
and have won yourself
an all-expense paid trip
to the Tromaville Psychiatric
Ward until further notice.
(group mutters)
Spooky, Spooky.
(drink pours)
(seductive music)
Finally, I have you all to myself.
(chuckles) You have no idea how long
I've been waiting for this moment.
Would you like some wine?
(water bubbles)
(seductive music continues)
I always loved everything about you,
the way you talk, the way you dance,
that little shake in
your booty when you walk.
Here you go.
Now, would you like to
see me naked (laughs)?
Well, of course you would.
Let's do this. Miss Honey.
I always hoped you felt
the same way about me.
And finally, I have you with me.
We could've been together all this time.
Oh, I love you so much,
Dolly, gimme a kiss.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, let's
have a kai-kai, ooh.
Feel that saucy, ah,
oh, yeah, oh (laughs)!
Yes, Ms. Honey, ooh.
Who are you fucking now?
Wha, what!
(water splashes)
You wanna go around
the park with me, girl?
No, bitch, I'm busy.
Get the fuck outta here.
- Well, fine, fuck you.
(chimes play)
(door slams)
You wish.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
This is bullshit.
It was that gang of bitches
that tipped off the cops about Dolly.
- But why, man?
- Yeah, dude,
she didn't even know those chicks, right?
Yeah, no one knows those chicks.
Who the fuck were they?
So what do they want?
Yeah, why are they missing with us?
- Shit.
- We didn't interrupt
nothing, did we?
- Hi, ladies.
Oh, hey there, kid, let's shake it.
Only four of you,
where's the rest of your dumb gang?
(laughs) That's not very nice, honey.
Last time I checked, I'm
the one holding the knife.
If you hurt one hair on her head.
What are you gonna do?
I best remind you who you talking to.
I run this place now and
I'll do whatever I want.
(upbeat rock music)
Well I'm a bitch
And I'm mean
The craziest girl you've ever seen
You want to try me, well bring it on.
'Cause you won't last very long
I'm a street fighter
and I don't fight clean
I'm a fucked-up mama
and I'll make you scream
It's off with your head
I don't care if you're dead
You know what I mean
'Cause I'm the queen, yes
Of Paradise Park
Baby you know, you know that I'm hot
But my blood, it runs so cold
So either take your best shot
Or you douche your butthole
I'm a street fighter
and I don't fight clean
I'm a fucked-up mama and
I'll make you scream.
It's off with your head, I
don't care if you're dead
You know what I mean
'Cause I'm the queen
Of Paradise Park
(wind blows)
(lightning strikes)
(thunder rumbles)
There's no room for
mistakes on this one.
I will not tolerate any insolence.
Yes, ma'am.
You are to keep two orderlies
with her at all times.
She's a cold-blooded
killer, do you understand?
Yes, ma'am, I understand.
Keep her sedated every four hours.
(psychedelic music)
(Dolly gurgles)
There you go
off to la-la land.
La la land, nice one, Nurse Graves.
- Yeah, very nice.
- You two, button down.
I want you to keep an eye on
Nurse Taylor for me, okay?
Oh yeah.
We can definitely keep an
eye on Nurse Taylor for you.
Can't we, Gino?
- That's right, Bruno.
In fact, we could keep our
eyes on her all the time
and we'll definitely take
care of our little cupcake.
Isn't that right, cupcake?
(orderlies laugh)
We're definitely gonna
take care of you, freak show.
Yeah, just let us
know when you wanna play
with your dolls, doll boy.
(orderlies laugh)
- Doll boy.
(dramatic music)
(visitor emotes)
(trippy rock music)
She came in through the window,
a dull blade in her hand
She'd been drinking the devil's blood
With mother on her mind
Dull blade
(trippy rock music continues)
(door opens)
Morning, Louise, you're
looking beautiful as ever.
Aw, shucks.
I bet you say that to all the girls.
I'll let the mayor know you're here.
That'll be mighty fine, thank you.
Detective Wednesday
is here to see you, sir.
The mayor's ready for you.
Thanks, Louise, always a pleasure.
There you go again making me blush.
Oh, blush away, darling.
(dramatic music)
(door opens)
Well, well, well, what can
I do for Detective Wednesday
on this lovely day?
Now sure how lovely it is today, sir,
with all due respect.
What do you mean, Detective?
What do I mean?
Have you read the paper, sir?
Have you watched any television
in the last 48 hours?
City's been overrun by a
gang of roller skaters,
They call themselves the (chews)
Slaughter Queens.
Well, doesn't sound like anything our
police force can't handle.
Well, yes, if they were allowed to.
So what are you getting at, Detective?
Does the name Ella Lugosi ring a bell?
(dramatic music)
(Mayor stammers)
Or perhaps you know her
by the name Slasherella.
(Mayor stammers)
So is that it, mate?
Is that why this gang's been allowed
to terrorize our streets, blackmail, hmm?
I'm sure those photos wouldn't be good
for a run for the Senate.
Now you listen to me, Wednesday.
Are those the only pictures available?
- Nope.
- Well then.
(upbeat rock music)
For a politic ian,
it ain't always easy
Sometimes you be good guys,
sometimes you're just sleazy
They love you then they
hate you, it's sad but true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
I'm the ringmaster, you work for me
You want a favor,
then get on your knees
It's just the system, so sad but true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Ringmaster, oh, can you please
Give us the money we desperately need
Ringmaster, we're on our knees
Save us a favor,
we'll do as you please
(upbeat rock music continues)
(upbeat rock music continues)
Ringmaster, oh can you please
Give us the money we desperately need
Ringmaster, we're on our knees
Save us a favor,
we'll do as you please
They love you and they hate
you, no matter what you do
It's just the system,
you'll always get screwed
I'm the ringmaster, this much is true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do, ooh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, now
Do as I say, not as I do,
ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do as I say, not as I do
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah now
Do as I say, not as I do
And this gratuitous
dance number has what to do
with being blackmailed?
That's enough outta you, Wednesday.
Get your hands up.
(suspenseful music)
[Vision] Benji (chuckles).
Benji (chuckles)
You and me, Benji, forever and always.
Good morning, Miss Deadly.
As you can see, your
restraints have been removed.
If you'd like to keep it that way,
you're going to have to
be on your best behavior.
(dramatic music)
What the fuck is that?
Where did you get that doll?
I don't know, it was,
Dull blade!
- Bruno, get the knife!
- Hand it over, toots.
I'm going to give you
one chance to tell me
where you got this doll.
I don't know, it was,
it was just in my hand.
There are consequences
for lying, Miss Deadly.
Why don't you take Miss
Deadly to ward three?
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
Oh, boy, did you fuck up?
I'll say, ward three, not good, toots.
Nope.
You're gonna enjoy this.
(crowd applauds)
Welcome back, folks, we have
an exciting update for you.
Meat Hook Mike has lost his
place and has been taken over
by Ice Pick Pete, but don't worry,
fan favorite Dolly Deadly
is still in the lead.
We will see you all
tomorrow for the results.
Take it away, Chubbs.
(crowd applauds)
See, we take therapy
very seriously here.
Are you ready to tell the truth?
Or do you want your treat?
Eat shit!
(driving rock music)
You're a smooth-talking
killer, thought you had it made
Had the boots, fishnets,
and a dull blade
Really stuck it to the man
You were the belle of the
ball, you didn't give a damn
Sp filled up with rage
But look who's sitting in her cage
Poor little Dolly
You'll be sorry
Poor little Dolly
You'll be sorry
Poor little DoLly's doing
to psych ward boogie tonight
(Dolly screams)
But the judge and jury
put a kink in your plans
Sad and all alone
So then Grandma drinks all the eggnog
and rips off her wig
and says, fuck England.
Hey fellas, fellas, fellas,
I know you're all busy
riding the iron ponies,
but you should come on.
Our new queen's got an
announcement to make.
What the fuck does
Raggedy Ann want this time?
(chains clink)
I'm not running for that bitch.
Hello (coughs).
(mic screeches)
Hello everybody, thank
you so much for coming.
I feel as though we have
gotten off on the wrong foot.
So as your new queen,
Not our queen.
Anyway, so as your new queen,
Get off the stage.
- I said,
- You suck.
Ah, the fuck is wrong with you bitches
and these fucking dolls?
I try to be nice, but
that shit ain't happening.
There will be crownings here tonight
and every last one of you
motherfuckers will be here.
Have a good night (screams).
(crowd boos)
Welcome back folks, we have
yet another exciting update
for the serial killer of the year contest.
Ice Pick Pete has stabbed
himself in the leg
and is now limping behind Meat Hook Mike.
This just in, Meat Hook
Mike has lost his meat hook,
but don't worry, Dolly Deadly
still up there holding strong.
Later when the results come in,
we will be revealing
them live from location.
Join us later for the results.
(laid-back music)
Keep an eye on her.
Somebody gave her that doll
and I want to know who.
And I'm holding you responsible for this.
Can you at least take care
of that, Nurse Taylor?
Yes, ma'am, I'll keep you posted.
[Cakes] Didn't know
they let queers in here.
Keep running your mouth, you piece of,
Cakes, what are you doing in here?
(laid-back music)
Judge Flowers, always a pleasure.
[Judge] So how are
you enjoying Ms. Deadly?
(gentle music)
Gum?
(laid-back music)
Looks like Mayor Cox, or
should I say wannabe senator,
is trying to clean up this shithole town.
Senator?
Fuck that.
Where's Baby?
I guess all the undesirables
need to be flushed,
including a two-bit hooker like me.
[Judge] Mayor Cox is
running for Senate tonight.
Ugh, Mayor Cox,
now that's somebody I'd
like to get in here.
[Judge] What would you
do if you had him here?
(gentle music)
Hmm, well, I'd start by plucking
every ball hair one by one.
Ball hair.
Ball hair.
Yes, ball hair.
(Judge pants)
Mmm yeah, uh, uh.
- Ball hair.
- Ball hair.
Special delivery,
one freshly delivered whore.
Bruno and Gino, I knew it,
scumdogs of the fucking universe.
Sit down, cupcake,
don't even fucking try it.
Any more trouble outta
you and you'll end up
right back in ward three,
you got that, toots?
You filthy rapist.
You ever touch her again and
I'll kill the both of you.
Aw, isn't it sweet from the hooker?
No worry, sugar tits.
You're next.
(orderlies laugh)
(driving rock music)
So that's it, huh
It's back to playing checkers
Coloring your coloring books
That have already been colored in
another normal day, is that it
I'm talking to you
Aren't any of you just
a little bit pissed off
You think we deserve this
Is this our valley
We've been beaten
down that this is okay
That's what they want you to believe
Are you listening to me
That's what they want you to believe
That we, we are bad people
That we deserve this
And they, they are the good ones
The bullies and the rapists
The one who will keep torturing you
They are the pillars of society
Ah
We went to school, we
played by the rules
We were the geeks, the
fags, and the pussies
They wouldn't let us
live in their world
And we let them, let them beat us down
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
The time to fight is now
Fuck the system, fuck that world
Stand, stand, stand,
stand up and fight
Stand, stand, stand,
stand up and fight
[Judge] Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
You're my slut.
And what would you do
with that, oh (laughs).
(gavel knocks)
Stand together and take what is ours
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
The time to fight is now
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a judge.
(Judge moans)
[Nurse] What are you doing in here?
Um, the patients, they're rioting.
(driving rock music continues)
(wand vibrates)
Fight
Fight
Fight
(footsteps fall)
(dramatic music)
(nurse snaps)
(guard grunts)
(patients cheer)
(blows land)
(dramatic music continues)
(patients cheer)
(blows land)
(patients cheer)
(triumphant musiC)
What did I do?
(heels click)
(door closes)
Mr. Mayor, to what
do I owe the pleasure?
- We need to talk.
- Well talk.
It's over, we can't do this anymore.
What do you mean it's over?
But I thought that we,
There is no we.
- But what about us?
- There's no us.
There is no us, there is
no we, there's nothing.
(dramatic music)
I'm announcing my run for the senate.
I gave you what you wanted,
I gave you Paradise Park.
Now get out.
(dramatic music continues)
(door closes)
Wait a minute, you believe that?
You really believe that?
Could you, can't, don't
you guys, you do get,
I'm with a patient, what the, stop it.
Now, where were we, ah yes.
Nurse, nurse, come in,
come in, nurse, come in.
(dramatic music)
This man needs some drugs.
He needs some drugs, you got it?
He needs drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs.
See, I went to medical school, right.
Doctors, this is where we make our money.
Oh, so you won't take the
drugs, oh, then I will.
Dr. Kaufman will take
the drugs, yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, I had the drug (chews).
(laughs) I'm feeling better already.
I feel so alive (laughs).
(dramatic music continues)
Drugs, drugs, drugs, I love drugs,
I want some more (laughs).
(dramatic music continues)
(chains clink)
(victims scream)
Well, welcome, little nasty one,
I've come to cure you of
all of your afflictions.
I've read your chart and for a start
we'll focus on the source
of your addictions.
Ugh.
Propensity for masturbation
resulting in ejaculation,
to awaken the prefrontal cortex
of your brain (chuckles).
But with my help, I think you'll find
the sickness dwells within your mind.
Hmm.
And when I'm done, you'll
sure be glad you came.
You're a sick bitch.
(chuckles) You have no
idea how sick I can be.
You.
How did you get out of ward three?
(tense music)
I was too much for Nurse Graves.
Is that right?
Wow.
Sit down, relax.
Don't worry, you'll be next.
Hey, hey, excuse you.
Excuse you, what are you doing?
What the?
(captives laugh)
(nurse moans)
(tense music continues)
Aw.
Bye bye.
You're not dead, I'm so relieved.
I missed you so much.
(dramatic music)
(captives moan)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan and giggle)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan and giggle)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan)
Hey.
Hey guys, you ready?
- For what?
- I'm doing my rounds,
- Stop it!
- It's time
for Dolly's meds and food.
(orderlies laugh)
She ain't going nowhere.
You heard what Nurse Graves said,
two orderlies at all times.
You heard what Nurse Graves said.
Listen, sugar tits, you handle it.
We're on break.
Yeah, so fuck off.
It's your funeral.
No, it's your funeral, you little bitch.
You've caused me enough
of a fucking headache.
Now you handle it or you're on your ass.
Yes, ma'am.
- Goodbye, sugar tits.
- Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
Stop banging your head.
(captive grunts)
(gentle music)
How you doing, Dolly?
It's time for your dinner
and medication, hun.
You don't need this.
(gentle music continues)
(revs) Coming in for the landing.
Oh, come on, Dolly, you
have to eat something,
even if it is just a few bites.
Okay, well, I'll just leave this here.
But I do have to give you your medication.
(nurse gasps)
Listen, I like you, I
really do, but I gotta go.
(nurse screams)
(tense music)
Where the fuck is he?
He'll be here, man.
We're running out of time.
Look, there he is.
(tires screech)
Hey babe, get in, quick, get in.
I don't blow you so you'll be late.
(driving rock music)
(car passes)
(water splashes)
(gentle music)
[Vision] Benji.
Benji (giggles).
Benji (giggles).
Kill them, Benji.
Kill them all (giggles).
(suspenseful music)
(giggles) Well, hello beautiful.
Looks like it's just you and
your Uncle Bruno tonight.
Oh, look at these.
(inhales) Mmm, yeah, we're
gonna have a very good time,
very, very nice.
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back, don't
go anywhere (kisses).
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh, mm, baby, you are
gonna love every inch.
What the fuck?
- Well, hello Uncle Bruno.
- What?
Well, I must admit your
size is quite shocking.
I'm in the mood for a little ass play.
(Bruno grunts)
(electricity sizzles)
(Dolly and patient laugh)
(Dolly and patient laugh)
(Bruno grunts)
(electricity sizzles)
(patient cheers)
Kill them, Benji, kill them all.
(patient laughs)
No.
Hey, who the hell's
creeping around in here?
Come on out, fucking dingleberry.
Ow, what the fuck?
Remember me, fuck face?
Oh, I remember you, you fucking freak.
You got about two seconds to let me go.
Hey, pal, let's talk about this, huh?
Oh, are we pals now?
I don't think so, but I
got something to tell you.
What?
It's about these
dangleberries (cackles).
(orderly screams)
(frenetic music)
Spooky, finally.
Come on guys, let's go,
we gotta get Dolly out.
I swear to God, Carl,
yell at me one more time
and I'm never sleeping with you again.
(frenetic music)
Please, take me with you.
What?
Get me outta here.
Okay, let's go.
I've got you now, you little bitch.
(Dolly grunts)
(nurse gasps)
(upbeat music)
Before I bid you, say adieu
I've got some things to say to you
You're mean and nasty
and I hate your guts
You make me sick and no
one cares for you much
So before I leave this place
I'm gonna tap dance,
I'm gonna tap dance
I'm gonna tap dance,
I'm gonna tap dance
I'm gonna tap dance, I'm
gonna tap dance on your face
(shoes tap)
(upbeat music continues)
So mean and nasty,
hey, look at your guts
You make me sick, I
never cared for you much
Here are my final words to you
I'm happy to tap dance,
thanks for the last chance
Love to tap dance on your face
You better bring your A game today.
I don't want any problems
with those freaks
at Paradise Park, you understand?
Yes, sir.
(crowd cheers)
Hey, how do I look, Doris?
Fat and sweaty, Mr. Mayor.
Did you take your blood pressure pills?
Of course.
How much pork did you eat?
What, my pork, what?
What are you, my campaign
manager or my mother?
Pork sandwiches?
- I didn't have any pork.
- Pork sandwich, really?
- I didn't have, I hadn't.
- Pork sandwiches.
You had four.
I don't remember.
Ah, ah, ah, stay focused.
What's the message?
It's time to take this town,
our country back and give
it to normal Americans.
It's time to clean it up once and for all.
Okay, very good.
Good luck, Mr. Mayor.
Pull, pull!
Hurry up!
- Shut up, you asshole.
Come on, hurry up, pull, pull!
Don't see you doing anything.
Pull, pull harder!
Pull!
I'm sick of this shit
Not gonna take it no more
My friends are coming
And we're busting through these doors
Yes thought you could break me
But you were wrong
So go on and hate me
I don't care, 'cause
I'm singing this song
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
I'm sick of your rules
You ain't got the right
So kiss it all goodbye
We're gonna stand and fight
You wanted to break
me, but I was strong
Don't care if you hate me
I'm leaving here and
I'm signing this song
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
(sirens blare)
(upbeat electronic music)
Spooky, Spooky, I'm in
here, I can't get out.
Can you hear me?
Spooky, Spooky, Spooky, I'm in here.
- Get me out of here.
- Open this, Dolly,
we're right outside.
- They're here right now.
One more pull, guys.
Oh my God, Dolly, Dolly.
Okay, bitch, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, get her in the car.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, get in the car.
Everybody in?
- No.
(car revs)
Woo!
(crowd cheers)
Thank you, thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen,
thank you, thank you.
People of Tromaville,
I ask you, who wants to
take our country back?
(crowd cheers)
I'm talking about America,
folks, our America,
land of the rich and home
of the American dream.
I'm gonna take our town
back from the freaks,
the weirdos, and the sexual deviants.
(crowd cheers)
I'm gonna make our town American again,
a new drum Tromaville,
a wholesome community
that understands morality
and family values.
If this sounds like the America you want,
then vote for me, Harry Cox,
and let's send a message of Washington
and run that bum Senator
Kaufman out of town
once and for all.
[Crowd] Harry Cox, Harry Cox, Harry Cox.
I have a dream, ladies and gentlemen,
we can move forward to the past.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
the new Tromaville USA.
(crowd cheers)
Thank you, thank you very much,
and God bless America.
(crowd cheers)
(dramatic music)
And done.
Yes, excellent,
love you too, Mr. Senator.
(crowd cheers)
- Oh yes.
- What?
Oh yes, oh yes, ahh, I'm a bad man.
(crowd jeers)
(Cox grunts)
(dramatic music)
(bomb explodes)
(dramatic music continues)
Cue the music.
Oh.
Sucks to be you, honey.
Hold her.
Ladies and gentlemen,
your new queen, Slasherella.
(crowd boos)
Oh, shut the fuck up!
(crowd jeers)
(gentle music)
Yeah, that's mine.
Who are you?
I'm the owner of that gun
there, Detective Walt Wednesday.
What are you doing here?
Mayor Cox took me hostage,
brought me here to Slasherella's hideout,
so I wouldn't expose him and
ruin his political career.
There's no time for small talk,
gotta stop Slasherella before she blows
us all to smithereens.
What?
Slasherella, she's gonna
blow up the entire park
during Mayor Cox's speech.
The coronation was just a ruse
to get everybody together.
Oh my God.
Let's go.
(Wednesday gasps)
Obviously, obviously
they can know this is fake,
this is fake, this was
put out by my opponent,
that rat fink Senator Kaufman.
He's the one that put that out.
(crowd jeers)
(crowd boos)
(car revs)
(horn blows)
(crowd cheers)
Well, well, well, look
what the cat dragged in.
[Crowd] Kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her.
- You ain't even worth it.
(laughs) I'm not worth it.
I'm not worth it!
What do you mean I'm not worth,
I fucking loved you, you bitch.
I'm not worth it, I'm not worth it.
Hey, bitch, aren't you
forgetting about something?
- What?
- Yeah,
what the fuck about us?
Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, that's all you
ever fucking talk about.
Fuck you, Slasherella.
You can take your fucking Paradise Park
and shove it up your ass.
Wait, what, where are y'all going?
Well, fine, fuck you, I
don't need you either.
I never needed you.
And you people, you know what?
I got something to say.
So do I.
(upbeat rock music)
Slasherella, you're as
rotten as an apple can be
Slasherella, I hear the
devil needs some company
The big house is where you're going
And I'm the one that's
throwing away the key
Mr. Detective, I hear
you're playing the fool
Mr. Detective, you need
to head on back to school
I don't care what you're saying
I ain't ever playing by the rules
You'll never get away with it
Oh, yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll ever get away with it
Never, never, never, never, never
You're a real tough cookie
But I'm gonna cut you down to size
You're a little too late,
get ready for a big surprise
Yeah, bitch, yeah
(upbeat rock music continues)
You'll never get away with it
Oh, yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I, never, never,
never, never, never, never
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Never, never, never, never, never
Never, never, never,
never, never, never
Yes, I am
Dolly Deadly, it always ends the same,
you always get everything,
and everybody loves you.
Nobody loves me.
Well, if I can't have you, nobody will.
(detonator beeps)
(explosion blasts)
(Cox screams)
(blood splashes)
The fuck, why is this not
working, I don't understand.
Place your hands behind
your back, Slasherella.
You're under arrest.
- For what?
You're gonna to the big house
and then you'll have plenty of
time to think about it there.
(dramatic music)
Now do we have some Meat Hook Mike fans
in the crowd today?
Surely, there's some
love for Ice Pick Pete.
Well, I think I know who everybody's
favorite serial killer is.
Hocus Pocus, what do I see in the mirror?
I think it's everybody's
favorite serial killer.
Ladies and gentlemen,
serial killer of the year,
Dolly Deadly!
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat rock music)
Serial killer, back again
Serial killer, oh, yeah, yeah
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(dramatic music)
Hey Benji, let's do this one more time
Kill, Dolly, kill
One step forward and 12 steps back
Gonna do it up and
I'll never look back
I don't have time for shit
I never confess, I've seen the sin
I'm the man in black you
sniff on your judgment day
You can run from the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't hold out tonight
You can run from the madness
You can run all night
Just know we all are killing time
You only kill
(upbeat rock music continues)
Kill, Dolly, kill
We're one step forward
and 12 steps back
Gonna do what I want
but I'll never look back
Well I don't trust anyone
And I'll do this shot for fun
I'm gonna kill, kill, kill
'Cause I'm sick, sick, sick
You can run for the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't hold out tonight
You can run form the madness
You can run all night
Just know we all are killing time
Kill, Dolly, kill
(upbeat rock music continues)
Kill, Dolly, kill
You can run
But you can't hide
You can run
But you're gonna die
You can run from the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Yay!
Oh, it's just you, me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
(speaker cackles)
We are gonna die
(upbeat rock music)
Hey baby, just remember, mom loves you
(spooky music)
You will be my friend to the end.
You will be my one
and only only friend. 000.
Many many, many.
Life is but a dream to me.
Merrily.
Oh so.
It's all working out.
Going according to plan.
So they really make me.
Dream. Oh,
that's your new name.
Merrily I'll call you merrily.
Oh, you.
Oh, wait till you see your transformation.
Oh, we are going to be
the best of friends.
Oh, I have so many friends.
O-m-g!
So you see. She.
Thank you for making me beautiful.
Oh, oh. To practice.
It's my honor.
And thank you for all my new friends.
Oh, oh.
I can't believe that you're actually here.
Benji,
when I discovered you,
I heard your story. Oh.
We're the same Benji.
You know, I've
been having a lot of fun,
but I think I should get going.
What do you mean?
You just got here.
And where would you go anyways?
We have everything that we need
right here.
All our friends are here. 000.
First we have Maxine.
Maxine. Say hello to Benji.
Hi, Benji.
I'm Maxine.
I'm your biggest fan.
Can I have your autograph?
No, Maxine.
Don't make our guest feel uncomfortable.
Oh, and here's cowboy Howard.
Randy. Nice to meet you.
You're a strapping young man.
Yeah. How?
Next, we have Kimberly. Oh.
Hi, Benji.
Oh, you're all grown up now.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Can I be your girlfriend
now, Kimberly?
Don't be a hussy.
And introducing the belle of the ball.
Our newest addition to the tea party firm.
Merrily.
Are you all right?
I know Simon.
I was just thinking maybe I could get us
something to eat.
Oh, so you're just hungry?
You're hungry?
Oh. So hungry.
Well, you know,
I do like to cook.
Go ahead,
make some.
I never get sick of this shit.
Oh, well.
Hey, guys.
Come on.
We need your help.
We got to get these people out of here.
Please.
Yes, please.
Please, miss. Wake up.
We can go right now.
Come on.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. Follow me.
We're going to go.
Come on. Hey, hey, I need your help.
Hey! Come on, get him.
You okay?
Hey, man.
Yeah.
No no no.
Nobody's. Nobody's leaving.
Well, come
on, I've been a good friend to you all.
Actually, remember,
I used to bake pies together.
I remember Kimberly, Kimberly.
Oh, we had something special.
Not me.
I'm not.
Oh, cowboy.
Oh, cowboy.
Oh, well,
you've always been my favorite. Oh.
Oh, no no no no no no no.
Do you know what
it's like to be so lonely.
That you have to make your own friends?
I'm so lonely.
I'm so lonely.
Love me,
love me,
love me,
love me,
love me. Oh,
Marilyn, are you alive?
Oh. Overall,
I think that worked really well.
Danny, is that any real man?
Yeah.
That's right.
Here, you have that.
Hey, Benji.
I think your face is nothing.
What's so funny?
Life's funny.
And last week,
I quit my job so I can travel the world.
And now I'm wearing a dress
and I'm gonna die.
It's the medicine department.
We need to get you out of
here. Oh, man. I'm gonna die.
Aren't you afraid?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna die.
It's that guy
who did all this stuff to us, right?
But at least
he went after what he wanted most
wanted friends.
He made some.
Obviously,
there are better ways to make friends.
Okay.
You try.
Oh. Have,
I want pancakes for breakfast.
Yeah.
(screams) What the fuck is wrong
with everybody in this place?
There are dolls everywhere,
just fucking dolls (screams).
Duct tape, you tied
me up with duct tape?
Bitch, what the fuck did you expect?
I wasn't in the Boy Scouts.
I don't know how to tie a damn rope.
You're so pretty.
What's your story?
What is my story?
Wouldn't you like to know?
The, what do you want with
us, what's wrong with you?
I will tell you what's wrong with me.
(dramatic music)
I was a burlesque dancer.
I was known as Ella Lugosi.
Dolly Dudley was the new girl.
Most new girls are a little
intimidated at first.
They keep their mouth shut,
at least until they've
been there for a while
and earn respect.
But not Dolly.
She had a natural aura about her.
She was mesmerizing.
The young girls loved
her, wanted to be her,
but not us older girls.
We hated her!
I hated her!
Because she was beautiful,
the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
And everybody wanted her.
I wanted her, too.
Vic, big fucking fat Vic,
the owner of the club, loved her.
He loved all the new girls he would say
but he loved Dolly the most.
Business hasn't been this good in years.
It's over, he said, pack
your shit and get outta here.
(scoffs) I guess I was the old news.
The prick didn't need me
anymore, he had Dolly now.
I looked down on his desk
and saw a letter opener,
(chuckles) a real nice one too.
And suddenly I had an epiphany,
a moment of clarity, like I was reborn.
Ella Lugosi was dead.
And right then my life has changed,
and I became Slasherella.
And now I am back for my revenge.
(captive snores)
[Narrator] No one cares, Slasherella.
You'll find out what
that's all about later.
But right now, let's just focus on me.
Aw, there I am as a little kid hanging out
in the biggest shithole
trailer park on the planet
back when I went by Benji (chuckles).
I landed here after my mom
died, I was just a baby.
So they sent me to live
with my Grandma Mitzi
and her asshole boyfriend Donald.
Ugh, that's him right there.
(frenetic music)
If that wasn't bad enough
I was bullied relentlessly
by the other kids in the trailer park.
I just wanted to fit in, to
be normal, but they hated me.
They teased me because
I played with dolls.
My dolls were the only friends I had.
My favorite was the blue doll (sighs).
She used to come and talk to me.
She always made me feel better.
And when my life turned to shit that day,
it was the blue doll
that helped me kill them.
(frenetic music)
(blows land)
(victim screams)
After I lit the trailer
park on fire, I ran away
and Benji was reborn as
Dolly Motherfucking Deadly.
For the first time in my life, I was cool.
I made friends, real friends,
that loved me for who
I was and welcomed me
with open arms in my new home,
Paradise motherfucking Park.
(frenetic music continues)
Now, here's the good part.
(driving rock music)
- Yes, oh God, yes, go.
(Bones grunts)
- Yes, oh.
(Bones grunts)
Oh yes (grunts).
(couple grunts)
Oh god, yes.
Oh, oh, oh god, yes, oh yes.
Oh fuck, my god, my god, oh (grunts).
(Bones farts)
Ah fuck, Bones, why do you
always fart when you ejaculate?
Oh, when I, when I what?
Oh my God, that stinks, oh God.
Oh, hold on.
I think I might have pooed.
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh fuck.
(sniffs) Uh, don't worry, babe,
just a Milk Dud.
Get outta here, ass napkin.
(visitor knocks)
Pull it out and wipe it
off, we got a show to do.
Shit.
We'll be right there.
We gotta go.
Get out of the way.
(dramatic music)
(leaves rustle)
Hey there, sugar bush.
Where you going, huh, huh?
Lemme get a good look at you.
Calm down, girl.
Don't fight, it makes me feel creepy.
(dress rips)
Yeah.
- Ooh.
- Wait.
This is what you want?
(playful sounds)
Daddy likes those.
Which one of you can handle it?
- I'm first.
- You were first last time.
I put my hand up.
Bubba, you always get the girl first.
It doesn't matter, my hand's up.
People with their hand up go first.
Didn't you go to school?
- No.
- Did you go to school?
- No.
Well, I did for three years
and that's how it works.
Wait a minute, guys, let's ask the lady
who she thinks should go first.
Yeah.
Hey, where'd she go?
Hey, lady, we have a question for you.
(dramatic music)
Hey lady, wait for me.
Oh, geez.
(dramatic music continues)
(corn stalks rustle)
(door opens)
- Hello, boys.
You isn't the girl we was chasing.
Who the fuck are you?
I'll tell you who she
is, boys, dead meat.
Guys, guys, guys, that's Dolly Deadly.
Oh, look, fans.
You're just in time
for the meet and greet.
Huh? (Grunts)
(blood gushes)
(crowd applauds)
Bubba, Bubba, I should
have just let you go first.
[Crowd] Aw.
I should have just let you go first.
That's our Bubba.
What a fucking tearjerker.
(blow lands)
- My eye, my eye.
(crowd applauds)
Zeke!
(blow lands)
- Fucking dolls.
(Dolly laughs)
(blows land)
(frenetic music)
Well, I hope that was good for you boys.
(driving rock music)
(crowd cheers)
It's a Saturday night
and you wanna see a show
Well, I know a place
where we can all go
So come on, baby, and
take a ride with me
We'll dance under the moonlight
and be who we wanna be
Hold your freak flag high
Rock and roll like
you're never gonna die
Hold your freak flag high
Rock and roll like
you're never gonna die
[Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?
[Caller] Yes, I'd like
to report a ho sighting.
[Dispatcher] Ma'am, this line
is for emergency calls only.
[Caller] Don't you ma'am me,
bitch, this is an emergency.
Dolly Deadly is hiding
out in Paradise Park.
[Dispatcher] (gasps)
Did you say Dolly Deadly?
[Caller] Bitch, please.
Get over here and take out the garbage.
(sirens wail)
(helicopter whirs)
(door crashes)
(driving rock music)
Where's she at, where's she at?
- Get outta my house.
- Where's she at?
We know she's here, come on.
- Tell us where she's at.
- Make it easy on yourself.
I curse you.
Looking for me, boys?
- Yeah.
- Let me see your hands.
Let me see your fucking hands.
(sirens wail)
(driving rock music)
You're not taking her anywhere.
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise Park
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise
Welcome to Paradise,
welcome to Paradise Park
(audience cheers)
(driving rock music continues)
What are you doing,
you don't have any right
to do this to us, we're not...
- Shut your mouth, punk!
I have all right to do this.
(crowd boos)
Hey, Barney Fife, leave her be, man,
she ain't done nothing.
- Barney Fife?
- Barney Fife.
- That's what he said.
- That's enough.
- Fucking adorable.
(crowd jeers)
(elbow lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd jeers)
(kick lands)
(crowd cheers)
(blow lands)
(bell rings)
(crowd cheers)
(lighter clicks)
(dramatic music)
(door opens)
Hello, doesn't anybody
have a TV in here?
I'm missing my show.
Shut your pie hole, Deadly.
You're lucky we don't take
you straight to the chair.
Well, hello, Dick Tracy.
You are here for a conjugal visit?
The name's Detective
Wednesday, Walt Wednesday,
and you're not my type.
Oh?
Well, we could at least talk
about it, right, detective?
No thanks, toots.
I've seen your work.
You do most of your talking with that
little dull knife thingy, whatever.
I don't have time for nonsense.
My job is to get the
facts and only the facts
and send the bad guys to the big house.
Ooh, you're a real straight shooter.
I'd like to see that.
- I'm sure you would.
I'll see you in court.
Have a good evening, Ms. Deadly.
(door opens)
Hey, you.
Who, me?
- Yeah, she's talking to you.
- You some kind of queer?
What the fuck kind of question is that?
You got a problem with me?
No, not at all.
Ain't that right, Cakes?
Yeah, yeah, what Baby said,
we were just wondering is all.
You two are hookers, instead
of putting each other down,
we should be having each other's backs.
Sticking together is the only way
we're gonna make it through
this shit fuck of a life.
(dramatic music)
Ladies.
Detective.
Well, sure appreciate
the tip there, Slasherella.
Just doing my part, taking out garbage.
Hmm.
How long you and your ladies
plan on staying in town?
Hmm, I don't know.
I think we're gonna
stick around for a while.
Okay, well, you ladies
take care of yourselves, huh?
Oh, we will.
(group laughs)
Hey, I can hear all of you,
all of you.
(crowd cheers)
(martial music)
Ladies and gentlemen, our
national nightmare is over.
The cold-blooded maniac
known as Dolly Deadly
has been apprehended.
(crowd cheers)
I'd like to thank the
Tromaville Police Department
for helping us take this
freak off our streets
once and for all.
(crowd cheers)
This is Tromaville,
a place where our kids can feel safe
going down the streets alone at night.
This is a place where
our families have raised
their children to know that
mom and dad will read to them
every night and put them to
bed and give them warm milk.
The good citizens of Tromaville,
we do naught to bother
with Paradise Park and all
the vermin that lives there.
We've put up on it long enough
and we're not gonna take it anymore.
It's time we run 'em
all out of town, Mayor.
Well, yeah, we could, well, yes.
They're just a bunch of
pill pushers and dump fiends.
Yes, ma'am, it's time
we run 'em out of town
once and for all.
Bunch of sex fiends.
They're all sex freaks.
That's why they live in Paradise Park.
And that's why we're gonna get rid of 'em.
And it starts with Dolly
deadly, no more freaks.
No more freaks.
[Crowd] No more freaks, no more freaks.
Thank you, thank you,
and God bless America.
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat music)
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
They never even knew her
They never even tried
How could they do this to her
How could they make her cry
They said, we'll burn it down
Burn it down
They said, get outta town
Get outta town.
They took my girl,
took her away from me
(dramatic music)
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
They never even knew her
They never even tried
How could they do this to her
How could they make her cry
They said we'll burn it down
Burn it down
They said get outta town
Get outta town
They took my girl,
took her away from me
(dramatic music continues)
Took my only friend,
took her away from me
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em get you down
Oh Spooky, don't let 'em see you frown
Don't wanna see you frown
Oh, my baby's crying
And now I feel like dying
And now my baby's crying
Don't let 'em get you
down, I feel like dying
Oh, my baby's crying
Don't let 'em get you down,
and now I feel like dying
And now my baby's crying,
don't let 'em get you down
I feel like dying
Oh, my baby's crying
(crickets chirp)
(gavel strikes)
Maxwell Weiner, please
approach the bench.
Yes, your honor.
Well, well, this is
very interesting indeed.
- Your honor,
- I see here
that this is your first case,
or should I say your first defendant?
Yes, your honor, it's
true, it's my first case
and it's also my first
defendant, your honor, yes it is.
Well, good luck with that, Mr. Weiner.
Thank you very much,
your Honor, thank you.
(dramatic music)
Dolly Deadly.
Your honor, no, your honor,
can I please have a different
defendant, your honor?
That way, Mr. Weiner,
your client is waiting.
(dramatic music)
It's only your voice
day, don't overreact.
(stomach rumbles)
Everything is under
control, you're doing great.
(Weiner burps and farts)
You're doing just fine, you're
gonna be all right (retches).
Don't have a panic attack over here.
(Weiner coughs)
(stomach rumbles)
(dramatic music continues)
(Weiner retches)
(vomit splashes)
What the fuck?
(vomit splashes)
Goodness.
Good luck.
Hello, Mrs. Deadly, my name is Maxwell,
Maxwell Weiner, I'm your public defender.
Max Weiner you're my lawyer?
Yes, well, it's actually
Maxwell, Mrs. Deadly.
I mean, I don't want any
problems with you, Mrs. Deadly.
Is there a problem, Mrs. Deadly?
Hell yes, there's a problem.
I'm missing an "Out of
This World" marathon.
I'm sorry.
"Out of This World,"
Evie, Maureen Flanagan,
doesn't anybody watch TV anymore?
Well, I'll certainly see
what I can do, Mrs. Deadly.
It's a bit too late to file a continuance.
Oh my goodness, Deadly, you're
making me schvitz over here.
What I could do if, if
you don't mind, I mean,
can we please just discuss
your case, Mrs. Deadly?
I mean, if you don't mind.
I don't want any problems.
Can we please just discuss your case?
My case, you wanna talk about my case?
If you don't mind.
No, I don't mind if you got the time.
No, I don't mind if you got the time
Let's cut to the chase
and talk about my case
It really ain't nothing
'cause they all had it coming
When I was just a boy, they
told me to go out and play
All the other kids, well, they're mean
'Cause they thought I was gay
I only played with my dolls
'Cause I didn't like them anyway
They beat me up, they pushed me down
They beat me up, they pushed me down
What comes around, goes around
And you know I don't feel nothing
No, I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They had it Coming
Oh, oh, they had it coming
They had it coming
Love ya, they had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, and you
know I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(upbeat rock music)
They beat me up, they push me down
They beat me up, they push me down
But here you go, it comes around
And you know I don't feel nothing
No, I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They had it coming, oh yeah
They had it coming
They had it coming, oh yeah
They had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it
coming, had it coming
Had it coming, had it coming
And now I don't feel nothing
Everybody's got a little something
Everybody's got a little something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they had it coming
Goody fucking gumdrops.
(group cheers)
Hey there, boys and ghouls.
Well, hello there.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
I'm sure you are all as excited
as I am to hear the results
of the upcoming Serial
Killer of the Year contest.
(crowd cheers)
- They want Dolly.
Yes, yes.
As you can see from the
polls, Meat Hook Mike
is still holding strong.
But Ice Pick Pete is hot on
his tail, but without a doubt,
this week's fan favorite,
still holding strong is Dolly Deadly.
(group cheers)
Okay, all you cryptonuts,
keep those votes coming in,
and we'll reveal the
results later in the...
[Mom] Oh, the treasure, dinner's ready.
And we'll reveal the
results later in the...
[Mom] Spooky!
Mom, I'm trying to do my show, cut!
(static hisses)
(dramatic music)
All rise for Judge Flowers.
(dramatic music continues)
(gavel knocks)
- You may be seated.
In defense of Dolly Deadly,
Maxwell Weiner, state your case.
Be, before I get into the
actual evidence of this case,
first, let me tell you a little bit
about my client, Mrs. Deadly.
She attended Central High
School and she was very active
with her family and friends, your honor.
And she also had many
hobbies, such as bicycling,
canoeing, crocheting,
playing volleyball, baking,
and she was also an avid
gardener, your honor.
Are you done?
Nuh uh.
And she's also not guilty, your honor.
Have you reached a decision?
We have, your honor.
We, the jury, find the defendant,
Dolly Deadly, not guilty.
(group gasps)
Thank you, thank you so much.
By reason of insanity.
- What?
- What?
What?
(gavel knocks)
Order in the court.
Dolly Deadly, you have
been found not guilty
by reason of insanity, which
means you are considered
to be criminally insane by
the great people of this state
and have won yourself
an all-expense paid trip
to the Tromaville Psychiatric
Ward until further notice.
(group mutters)
Spooky, Spooky.
(drink pours)
(seductive music)
Finally, I have you all to myself.
(chuckles) You have no idea how long
I've been waiting for this moment.
Would you like some wine?
(water bubbles)
(seductive music continues)
I always loved everything about you,
the way you talk, the way you dance,
that little shake in
your booty when you walk.
Here you go.
Now, would you like to
see me naked (laughs)?
Well, of course you would.
Let's do this. Miss Honey.
I always hoped you felt
the same way about me.
And finally, I have you with me.
We could've been together all this time.
Oh, I love you so much,
Dolly, gimme a kiss.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh, let's
have a kai-kai, ooh.
Feel that saucy, ah,
oh, yeah, oh (laughs)!
Yes, Ms. Honey, ooh.
Who are you fucking now?
Wha, what!
(water splashes)
You wanna go around
the park with me, girl?
No, bitch, I'm busy.
Get the fuck outta here.
- Well, fine, fuck you.
(chimes play)
(door slams)
You wish.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(upbeat music continues)
This is bullshit.
It was that gang of bitches
that tipped off the cops about Dolly.
- But why, man?
- Yeah, dude,
she didn't even know those chicks, right?
Yeah, no one knows those chicks.
Who the fuck were they?
So what do they want?
Yeah, why are they missing with us?
- Shit.
- We didn't interrupt
nothing, did we?
- Hi, ladies.
Oh, hey there, kid, let's shake it.
Only four of you,
where's the rest of your dumb gang?
(laughs) That's not very nice, honey.
Last time I checked, I'm
the one holding the knife.
If you hurt one hair on her head.
What are you gonna do?
I best remind you who you talking to.
I run this place now and
I'll do whatever I want.
(upbeat rock music)
Well I'm a bitch
And I'm mean
The craziest girl you've ever seen
You want to try me, well bring it on.
'Cause you won't last very long
I'm a street fighter
and I don't fight clean
I'm a fucked-up mama
and I'll make you scream
It's off with your head
I don't care if you're dead
You know what I mean
'Cause I'm the queen, yes
Of Paradise Park
Baby you know, you know that I'm hot
But my blood, it runs so cold
So either take your best shot
Or you douche your butthole
I'm a street fighter
and I don't fight clean
I'm a fucked-up mama and
I'll make you scream.
It's off with your head, I
don't care if you're dead
You know what I mean
'Cause I'm the queen
Of Paradise Park
(wind blows)
(lightning strikes)
(thunder rumbles)
There's no room for
mistakes on this one.
I will not tolerate any insolence.
Yes, ma'am.
You are to keep two orderlies
with her at all times.
She's a cold-blooded
killer, do you understand?
Yes, ma'am, I understand.
Keep her sedated every four hours.
(psychedelic music)
(Dolly gurgles)
There you go
off to la-la land.
La la land, nice one, Nurse Graves.
- Yeah, very nice.
- You two, button down.
I want you to keep an eye on
Nurse Taylor for me, okay?
Oh yeah.
We can definitely keep an
eye on Nurse Taylor for you.
Can't we, Gino?
- That's right, Bruno.
In fact, we could keep our
eyes on her all the time
and we'll definitely take
care of our little cupcake.
Isn't that right, cupcake?
(orderlies laugh)
We're definitely gonna
take care of you, freak show.
Yeah, just let us
know when you wanna play
with your dolls, doll boy.
(orderlies laugh)
- Doll boy.
(dramatic music)
(visitor emotes)
(trippy rock music)
She came in through the window,
a dull blade in her hand
She'd been drinking the devil's blood
With mother on her mind
Dull blade
(trippy rock music continues)
(door opens)
Morning, Louise, you're
looking beautiful as ever.
Aw, shucks.
I bet you say that to all the girls.
I'll let the mayor know you're here.
That'll be mighty fine, thank you.
Detective Wednesday
is here to see you, sir.
The mayor's ready for you.
Thanks, Louise, always a pleasure.
There you go again making me blush.
Oh, blush away, darling.
(dramatic music)
(door opens)
Well, well, well, what can
I do for Detective Wednesday
on this lovely day?
Now sure how lovely it is today, sir,
with all due respect.
What do you mean, Detective?
What do I mean?
Have you read the paper, sir?
Have you watched any television
in the last 48 hours?
City's been overrun by a
gang of roller skaters,
They call themselves the (chews)
Slaughter Queens.
Well, doesn't sound like anything our
police force can't handle.
Well, yes, if they were allowed to.
So what are you getting at, Detective?
Does the name Ella Lugosi ring a bell?
(dramatic music)
(Mayor stammers)
Or perhaps you know her
by the name Slasherella.
(Mayor stammers)
So is that it, mate?
Is that why this gang's been allowed
to terrorize our streets, blackmail, hmm?
I'm sure those photos wouldn't be good
for a run for the Senate.
Now you listen to me, Wednesday.
Are those the only pictures available?
- Nope.
- Well then.
(upbeat rock music)
For a politic ian,
it ain't always easy
Sometimes you be good guys,
sometimes you're just sleazy
They love you then they
hate you, it's sad but true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
I'm the ringmaster, you work for me
You want a favor,
then get on your knees
It's just the system, so sad but true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do
Ringmaster, oh, can you please
Give us the money we desperately need
Ringmaster, we're on our knees
Save us a favor,
we'll do as you please
(upbeat rock music continues)
(upbeat rock music continues)
Ringmaster, oh can you please
Give us the money we desperately need
Ringmaster, we're on our knees
Save us a favor,
we'll do as you please
They love you and they hate
you, no matter what you do
It's just the system,
you'll always get screwed
I'm the ringmaster, this much is true
Do as I say, not as I do
Do as I say, not as I do, ooh
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, now
Do as I say, not as I do,
ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do as I say, not as I do
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah now
Do as I say, not as I do
And this gratuitous
dance number has what to do
with being blackmailed?
That's enough outta you, Wednesday.
Get your hands up.
(suspenseful music)
[Vision] Benji (chuckles).
Benji (chuckles)
You and me, Benji, forever and always.
Good morning, Miss Deadly.
As you can see, your
restraints have been removed.
If you'd like to keep it that way,
you're going to have to
be on your best behavior.
(dramatic music)
What the fuck is that?
Where did you get that doll?
I don't know, it was,
Dull blade!
- Bruno, get the knife!
- Hand it over, toots.
I'm going to give you
one chance to tell me
where you got this doll.
I don't know, it was,
it was just in my hand.
There are consequences
for lying, Miss Deadly.
Why don't you take Miss
Deadly to ward three?
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
Oh, boy, did you fuck up?
I'll say, ward three, not good, toots.
Nope.
You're gonna enjoy this.
(crowd applauds)
Welcome back, folks, we have
an exciting update for you.
Meat Hook Mike has lost his
place and has been taken over
by Ice Pick Pete, but don't worry,
fan favorite Dolly Deadly
is still in the lead.
We will see you all
tomorrow for the results.
Take it away, Chubbs.
(crowd applauds)
See, we take therapy
very seriously here.
Are you ready to tell the truth?
Or do you want your treat?
Eat shit!
(driving rock music)
You're a smooth-talking
killer, thought you had it made
Had the boots, fishnets,
and a dull blade
Really stuck it to the man
You were the belle of the
ball, you didn't give a damn
Sp filled up with rage
But look who's sitting in her cage
Poor little Dolly
You'll be sorry
Poor little Dolly
You'll be sorry
Poor little DoLly's doing
to psych ward boogie tonight
(Dolly screams)
But the judge and jury
put a kink in your plans
Sad and all alone
So then Grandma drinks all the eggnog
and rips off her wig
and says, fuck England.
Hey fellas, fellas, fellas,
I know you're all busy
riding the iron ponies,
but you should come on.
Our new queen's got an
announcement to make.
What the fuck does
Raggedy Ann want this time?
(chains clink)
I'm not running for that bitch.
Hello (coughs).
(mic screeches)
Hello everybody, thank
you so much for coming.
I feel as though we have
gotten off on the wrong foot.
So as your new queen,
Not our queen.
Anyway, so as your new queen,
Get off the stage.
- I said,
- You suck.
Ah, the fuck is wrong with you bitches
and these fucking dolls?
I try to be nice, but
that shit ain't happening.
There will be crownings here tonight
and every last one of you
motherfuckers will be here.
Have a good night (screams).
(crowd boos)
Welcome back folks, we have
yet another exciting update
for the serial killer of the year contest.
Ice Pick Pete has stabbed
himself in the leg
and is now limping behind Meat Hook Mike.
This just in, Meat Hook
Mike has lost his meat hook,
but don't worry, Dolly Deadly
still up there holding strong.
Later when the results come in,
we will be revealing
them live from location.
Join us later for the results.
(laid-back music)
Keep an eye on her.
Somebody gave her that doll
and I want to know who.
And I'm holding you responsible for this.
Can you at least take care
of that, Nurse Taylor?
Yes, ma'am, I'll keep you posted.
[Cakes] Didn't know
they let queers in here.
Keep running your mouth, you piece of,
Cakes, what are you doing in here?
(laid-back music)
Judge Flowers, always a pleasure.
[Judge] So how are
you enjoying Ms. Deadly?
(gentle music)
Gum?
(laid-back music)
Looks like Mayor Cox, or
should I say wannabe senator,
is trying to clean up this shithole town.
Senator?
Fuck that.
Where's Baby?
I guess all the undesirables
need to be flushed,
including a two-bit hooker like me.
[Judge] Mayor Cox is
running for Senate tonight.
Ugh, Mayor Cox,
now that's somebody I'd
like to get in here.
[Judge] What would you
do if you had him here?
(gentle music)
Hmm, well, I'd start by plucking
every ball hair one by one.
Ball hair.
Ball hair.
Yes, ball hair.
(Judge pants)
Mmm yeah, uh, uh.
- Ball hair.
- Ball hair.
Special delivery,
one freshly delivered whore.
Bruno and Gino, I knew it,
scumdogs of the fucking universe.
Sit down, cupcake,
don't even fucking try it.
Any more trouble outta
you and you'll end up
right back in ward three,
you got that, toots?
You filthy rapist.
You ever touch her again and
I'll kill the both of you.
Aw, isn't it sweet from the hooker?
No worry, sugar tits.
You're next.
(orderlies laugh)
(driving rock music)
So that's it, huh
It's back to playing checkers
Coloring your coloring books
That have already been colored in
another normal day, is that it
I'm talking to you
Aren't any of you just
a little bit pissed off
You think we deserve this
Is this our valley
We've been beaten
down that this is okay
That's what they want you to believe
Are you listening to me
That's what they want you to believe
That we, we are bad people
That we deserve this
And they, they are the good ones
The bullies and the rapists
The one who will keep torturing you
They are the pillars of society
Ah
We went to school, we
played by the rules
We were the geeks, the
fags, and the pussies
They wouldn't let us
live in their world
And we let them, let them beat us down
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
The time to fight is now
Fuck the system, fuck that world
Stand, stand, stand,
stand up and fight
Stand, stand, stand,
stand up and fight
[Judge] Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
You're my slut.
And what would you do
with that, oh (laughs).
(gavel knocks)
Stand together and take what is ours
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
Are we gonna take it
anymore, fuck that
The time to fight is now
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a judge.
(Judge moans)
[Nurse] What are you doing in here?
Um, the patients, they're rioting.
(driving rock music continues)
(wand vibrates)
Fight
Fight
Fight
(footsteps fall)
(dramatic music)
(nurse snaps)
(guard grunts)
(patients cheer)
(blows land)
(dramatic music continues)
(patients cheer)
(blows land)
(patients cheer)
(triumphant musiC)
What did I do?
(heels click)
(door closes)
Mr. Mayor, to what
do I owe the pleasure?
- We need to talk.
- Well talk.
It's over, we can't do this anymore.
What do you mean it's over?
But I thought that we,
There is no we.
- But what about us?
- There's no us.
There is no us, there is
no we, there's nothing.
(dramatic music)
I'm announcing my run for the senate.
I gave you what you wanted,
I gave you Paradise Park.
Now get out.
(dramatic music continues)
(door closes)
Wait a minute, you believe that?
You really believe that?
Could you, can't, don't
you guys, you do get,
I'm with a patient, what the, stop it.
Now, where were we, ah yes.
Nurse, nurse, come in,
come in, nurse, come in.
(dramatic music)
This man needs some drugs.
He needs some drugs, you got it?
He needs drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs.
See, I went to medical school, right.
Doctors, this is where we make our money.
Oh, so you won't take the
drugs, oh, then I will.
Dr. Kaufman will take
the drugs, yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, I had the drug (chews).
(laughs) I'm feeling better already.
I feel so alive (laughs).
(dramatic music continues)
Drugs, drugs, drugs, I love drugs,
I want some more (laughs).
(dramatic music continues)
(chains clink)
(victims scream)
Well, welcome, little nasty one,
I've come to cure you of
all of your afflictions.
I've read your chart and for a start
we'll focus on the source
of your addictions.
Ugh.
Propensity for masturbation
resulting in ejaculation,
to awaken the prefrontal cortex
of your brain (chuckles).
But with my help, I think you'll find
the sickness dwells within your mind.
Hmm.
And when I'm done, you'll
sure be glad you came.
You're a sick bitch.
(chuckles) You have no
idea how sick I can be.
You.
How did you get out of ward three?
(tense music)
I was too much for Nurse Graves.
Is that right?
Wow.
Sit down, relax.
Don't worry, you'll be next.
Hey, hey, excuse you.
Excuse you, what are you doing?
What the?
(captives laugh)
(nurse moans)
(tense music continues)
Aw.
Bye bye.
You're not dead, I'm so relieved.
I missed you so much.
(dramatic music)
(captives moan)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan and giggle)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan and giggle)
(dramatic music continues)
(captives moan)
Hey.
Hey guys, you ready?
- For what?
- I'm doing my rounds,
- Stop it!
- It's time
for Dolly's meds and food.
(orderlies laugh)
She ain't going nowhere.
You heard what Nurse Graves said,
two orderlies at all times.
You heard what Nurse Graves said.
Listen, sugar tits, you handle it.
We're on break.
Yeah, so fuck off.
It's your funeral.
No, it's your funeral, you little bitch.
You've caused me enough
of a fucking headache.
Now you handle it or you're on your ass.
Yes, ma'am.
- Goodbye, sugar tits.
- Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
Stop banging your head.
(captive grunts)
(gentle music)
How you doing, Dolly?
It's time for your dinner
and medication, hun.
You don't need this.
(gentle music continues)
(revs) Coming in for the landing.
Oh, come on, Dolly, you
have to eat something,
even if it is just a few bites.
Okay, well, I'll just leave this here.
But I do have to give you your medication.
(nurse gasps)
Listen, I like you, I
really do, but I gotta go.
(nurse screams)
(tense music)
Where the fuck is he?
He'll be here, man.
We're running out of time.
Look, there he is.
(tires screech)
Hey babe, get in, quick, get in.
I don't blow you so you'll be late.
(driving rock music)
(car passes)
(water splashes)
(gentle music)
[Vision] Benji.
Benji (giggles).
Benji (giggles).
Kill them, Benji.
Kill them all (giggles).
(suspenseful music)
(giggles) Well, hello beautiful.
Looks like it's just you and
your Uncle Bruno tonight.
Oh, look at these.
(inhales) Mmm, yeah, we're
gonna have a very good time,
very, very nice.
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back, don't
go anywhere (kisses).
(suspenseful music continues)
Oh, mm, baby, you are
gonna love every inch.
What the fuck?
- Well, hello Uncle Bruno.
- What?
Well, I must admit your
size is quite shocking.
I'm in the mood for a little ass play.
(Bruno grunts)
(electricity sizzles)
(Dolly and patient laugh)
(Dolly and patient laugh)
(Bruno grunts)
(electricity sizzles)
(patient cheers)
Kill them, Benji, kill them all.
(patient laughs)
No.
Hey, who the hell's
creeping around in here?
Come on out, fucking dingleberry.
Ow, what the fuck?
Remember me, fuck face?
Oh, I remember you, you fucking freak.
You got about two seconds to let me go.
Hey, pal, let's talk about this, huh?
Oh, are we pals now?
I don't think so, but I
got something to tell you.
What?
It's about these
dangleberries (cackles).
(orderly screams)
(frenetic music)
Spooky, finally.
Come on guys, let's go,
we gotta get Dolly out.
I swear to God, Carl,
yell at me one more time
and I'm never sleeping with you again.
(frenetic music)
Please, take me with you.
What?
Get me outta here.
Okay, let's go.
I've got you now, you little bitch.
(Dolly grunts)
(nurse gasps)
(upbeat music)
Before I bid you, say adieu
I've got some things to say to you
You're mean and nasty
and I hate your guts
You make me sick and no
one cares for you much
So before I leave this place
I'm gonna tap dance,
I'm gonna tap dance
I'm gonna tap dance,
I'm gonna tap dance
I'm gonna tap dance, I'm
gonna tap dance on your face
(shoes tap)
(upbeat music continues)
So mean and nasty,
hey, look at your guts
You make me sick, I
never cared for you much
Here are my final words to you
I'm happy to tap dance,
thanks for the last chance
Love to tap dance on your face
You better bring your A game today.
I don't want any problems
with those freaks
at Paradise Park, you understand?
Yes, sir.
(crowd cheers)
Hey, how do I look, Doris?
Fat and sweaty, Mr. Mayor.
Did you take your blood pressure pills?
Of course.
How much pork did you eat?
What, my pork, what?
What are you, my campaign
manager or my mother?
Pork sandwiches?
- I didn't have any pork.
- Pork sandwich, really?
- I didn't have, I hadn't.
- Pork sandwiches.
You had four.
I don't remember.
Ah, ah, ah, stay focused.
What's the message?
It's time to take this town,
our country back and give
it to normal Americans.
It's time to clean it up once and for all.
Okay, very good.
Good luck, Mr. Mayor.
Pull, pull!
Hurry up!
- Shut up, you asshole.
Come on, hurry up, pull, pull!
Don't see you doing anything.
Pull, pull harder!
Pull!
I'm sick of this shit
Not gonna take it no more
My friends are coming
And we're busting through these doors
Yes thought you could break me
But you were wrong
So go on and hate me
I don't care, 'cause
I'm singing this song
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
I'm sick of your rules
You ain't got the right
So kiss it all goodbye
We're gonna stand and fight
You wanted to break
me, but I was strong
Don't care if you hate me
I'm leaving here and
I'm signing this song
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
Psych ward, psych ward
Psych ward, break out
(sirens blare)
(upbeat electronic music)
Spooky, Spooky, I'm in
here, I can't get out.
Can you hear me?
Spooky, Spooky, Spooky, I'm in here.
- Get me out of here.
- Open this, Dolly,
we're right outside.
- They're here right now.
One more pull, guys.
Oh my God, Dolly, Dolly.
Okay, bitch, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, get her in the car.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, get in the car.
Everybody in?
- No.
(car revs)
Woo!
(crowd cheers)
Thank you, thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen,
thank you, thank you.
People of Tromaville,
I ask you, who wants to
take our country back?
(crowd cheers)
I'm talking about America,
folks, our America,
land of the rich and home
of the American dream.
I'm gonna take our town
back from the freaks,
the weirdos, and the sexual deviants.
(crowd cheers)
I'm gonna make our town American again,
a new drum Tromaville,
a wholesome community
that understands morality
and family values.
If this sounds like the America you want,
then vote for me, Harry Cox,
and let's send a message of Washington
and run that bum Senator
Kaufman out of town
once and for all.
[Crowd] Harry Cox, Harry Cox, Harry Cox.
I have a dream, ladies and gentlemen,
we can move forward to the past.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you,
the new Tromaville USA.
(crowd cheers)
Thank you, thank you very much,
and God bless America.
(crowd cheers)
(dramatic music)
And done.
Yes, excellent,
love you too, Mr. Senator.
(crowd cheers)
- Oh yes.
- What?
Oh yes, oh yes, ahh, I'm a bad man.
(crowd jeers)
(Cox grunts)
(dramatic music)
(bomb explodes)
(dramatic music continues)
Cue the music.
Oh.
Sucks to be you, honey.
Hold her.
Ladies and gentlemen,
your new queen, Slasherella.
(crowd boos)
Oh, shut the fuck up!
(crowd jeers)
(gentle music)
Yeah, that's mine.
Who are you?
I'm the owner of that gun
there, Detective Walt Wednesday.
What are you doing here?
Mayor Cox took me hostage,
brought me here to Slasherella's hideout,
so I wouldn't expose him and
ruin his political career.
There's no time for small talk,
gotta stop Slasherella before she blows
us all to smithereens.
What?
Slasherella, she's gonna
blow up the entire park
during Mayor Cox's speech.
The coronation was just a ruse
to get everybody together.
Oh my God.
Let's go.
(Wednesday gasps)
Obviously, obviously
they can know this is fake,
this is fake, this was
put out by my opponent,
that rat fink Senator Kaufman.
He's the one that put that out.
(crowd jeers)
(crowd boos)
(car revs)
(horn blows)
(crowd cheers)
Well, well, well, look
what the cat dragged in.
[Crowd] Kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her, kill her,
kill her, kill her.
- You ain't even worth it.
(laughs) I'm not worth it.
I'm not worth it!
What do you mean I'm not worth,
I fucking loved you, you bitch.
I'm not worth it, I'm not worth it.
Hey, bitch, aren't you
forgetting about something?
- What?
- Yeah,
what the fuck about us?
Dolly, Dolly, Dolly, that's all you
ever fucking talk about.
Fuck you, Slasherella.
You can take your fucking Paradise Park
and shove it up your ass.
Wait, what, where are y'all going?
Well, fine, fuck you, I
don't need you either.
I never needed you.
And you people, you know what?
I got something to say.
So do I.
(upbeat rock music)
Slasherella, you're as
rotten as an apple can be
Slasherella, I hear the
devil needs some company
The big house is where you're going
And I'm the one that's
throwing away the key
Mr. Detective, I hear
you're playing the fool
Mr. Detective, you need
to head on back to school
I don't care what you're saying
I ain't ever playing by the rules
You'll never get away with it
Oh, yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll ever get away with it
Never, never, never, never, never
You're a real tough cookie
But I'm gonna cut you down to size
You're a little too late,
get ready for a big surprise
Yeah, bitch, yeah
(upbeat rock music continues)
You'll never get away with it
Oh, yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I, never, never,
never, never, never, never
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Yes, I am
You'll never get away with it
Never, never, never, never, never
Never, never, never,
never, never, never
Yes, I am
Dolly Deadly, it always ends the same,
you always get everything,
and everybody loves you.
Nobody loves me.
Well, if I can't have you, nobody will.
(detonator beeps)
(explosion blasts)
(Cox screams)
(blood splashes)
The fuck, why is this not
working, I don't understand.
Place your hands behind
your back, Slasherella.
You're under arrest.
- For what?
You're gonna to the big house
and then you'll have plenty of
time to think about it there.
(dramatic music)
Now do we have some Meat Hook Mike fans
in the crowd today?
Surely, there's some
love for Ice Pick Pete.
Well, I think I know who everybody's
favorite serial killer is.
Hocus Pocus, what do I see in the mirror?
I think it's everybody's
favorite serial killer.
Ladies and gentlemen,
serial killer of the year,
Dolly Deadly!
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat rock music)
Serial killer, back again
Serial killer, oh, yeah, yeah
(crowd cheers)
(upbeat rock music continues)
(dramatic music)
Hey Benji, let's do this one more time
Kill, Dolly, kill
One step forward and 12 steps back
Gonna do it up and
I'll never look back
I don't have time for shit
I never confess, I've seen the sin
I'm the man in black you
sniff on your judgment day
You can run from the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't hold out tonight
You can run from the madness
You can run all night
Just know we all are killing time
You only kill
(upbeat rock music continues)
Kill, Dolly, kill
We're one step forward
and 12 steps back
Gonna do what I want
but I'll never look back
Well I don't trust anyone
And I'll do this shot for fun
I'm gonna kill, kill, kill
'Cause I'm sick, sick, sick
You can run for the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't hold out tonight
You can run form the madness
You can run all night
Just know we all are killing time
Kill, Dolly, kill
(upbeat rock music continues)
Kill, Dolly, kill
You can run
But you can't hide
You can run
But you're gonna die
You can run from the horror
You can run all night
Just know you can't
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Serial killer of the year.
Yay!
Oh, it's just you, me, and our dolls.
We don't need nobody else.
(speaker cackles)
We are gonna die
(upbeat rock music)
Hey baby, just remember, mom loves you
(spooky music)