King of Painting (2025) Movie Script
[drum roll]
[inspirational music]
[dramatic music]
[ominous tones]
[whooshing]
[dramatic music]
[no audio]
[whooshing]
[dramatic music]
[brush strokes]
Wow, it really does look similar!
80 yuan.
Your painting was sold.
How much was it?
100,000.
Then why did you give me so little?
95,000 is based on my reputation.
You're just a ghostwriterthis
amount is already generous.
Do you have other business here?
Can't I stay a while without a reason?
Is this place yours?
Then I'll leave.
Hey, I want to exchange one too.
I'm off work.
Next time.
Why did you bring me to see him?
To let you know how right your
choice was to be with me back then.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be
sitting in this car right now...
But that one.
[street noise]
(Outstanding Painter: Lei Zhengyi)
[light hearted music]
Dude, your car door fell off! Hey!
Direct shipping to your home.
Order today for free shipping insurance.
If unsatisfied after receiving the goods...
Ke Huan!
Ke Huan, listen to me.
If you don't pay rent today,
you'll get the hell out of here!
How dare you act like this, Ke Huan!
This covers the last two months.
Next month's payment is due tomorrow.
Then talk tomorrow.
You always procrastinate.
Poor people's logic.
Be careful not to bump the corners.
Lower the right side half a centimeter.
OK, that's good.
- Lao Zhou.
- No.
I'll pay.
Ke Huan, are you kidding me?
This isn't even enough
for my property fees.
This is a deposit.
If the exhibition succeeds
and my paintings sell,
I'll pay the rest.
You said that last time.
And what happened?
Did any sell?
No.
Lao Zhou.
Lao Zhou.
Stop messing with me, alright?
Do you know how much
this gallery costs annually?
Even if I let you use it for free,
do you have promotion funds?
Expert fees?
Hospitality expenses?
Don't pretend to be something you're not.
Let me tell you...
One exhibition won't make you a master.
If you were truly skilled,
collectors would be lining up at your door.
- Good wine still fears a deep alley.
- Oh my god.
Have some self-awareness, okay?
Your crappy paintings...
Even if you gave them to me,
I'd use them as floor tiles
and still find them rough!
Look at Lei Zhengyi's work.
This.
This sweet potato is his painting.
See how golden the sweet potato is?
It makes you hungry at first glance.
That's called immersion.
Empathy, understand?
Compare your own paintings to his...
Don't you see the gap?
Lao Zhou.
Huh?
If you think Lei Zhengyi's
work is better than mine...
- Mm-hmm.
- I despise you.
Ke Huan.
If you despise me,
I'll humiliate you.
It's not right that Lei
Zhengyi stole your girlfriend,
but that's his character flaw.
From an artistic perspective,
our only criterion as art
dealers is profitability.
Take my sincere advice:
Stop painting.
Go back home and find a job.
1,800 a monthstable and decent.
Just fine.
Your minor talent
isn't enough for greatness.
That's just your opinion.
Some think my work is genius-level.
What? Who?
Xiaoying from the barbershop.
Oh, right, Xiaoying.
She's blind!
Why would you believe her?
Give my money back.
What about the debts you owe me?
Hey.
Do blind people have
extra-sensitive hearing?
Yes. Sighted people rely on eyes,
we rely on ears.
Really?
[spank]
What are you doing?
Guess what I used to pat you.
- A comb.
- Impressive! Haha!
What did I use this time?
Stop messing around.
It wasn't me!
You can't see.
This angle is awkward for me.
I'd have to pat this side.
Yeah, pat here.
Right, ha ha ha.
I'll get angry if you keep this up.
Why angry? Just joking.
Just teasing.
Let's go!
Comfortable?
What are you doing?
Treat others as you want to be...
Zip it!
Now it's physical assault.
So what if I assaulted you?
Medical fees: At least 500 yuan.
500 yuan?
There's surveillance here!
Say what?
You okay?
Fine.
I can handle punks like them easily.
Did you hear the sound of my punches?
Yeah, terrifying.
The force in those sounds...
Their faces must be swollen.
Accurate guess.
I bought you high heels.
Really? Amazing!
I've always dreamed of wearing heels.
That's why I got them.
What's wrong?
I'm OK.
Try them on.
Because I'm blind,
Mom never let me wear heels.
Try them.
Careful.
Do I look good?
Beautiful.
Dance with me.
I can't dance.
Come on, neither can I.
Promise me
you'll never fight anyone again.
Okay.
You promise me
to stop giving massages.
People keep harassing you.
I'm blind.
What else can I do besides massage?
When you become a famous painter,
will you support me?
Great idea.
Shouldn't you leave us
alone in this atmosphere?
Sure.
Someone's here.
It's Meng Fa.
His landlord kicked him out.
He's crashing here.
Let's continue.
Why didn't you say so earlier?
I'm leaving.
Be careful.
I won't walk you out.
Is watching this stuff every day fun?
Yes.
Then at 1 a.m., I said...
What time did I say?
Waste of emotion.
Spending so much on gifts
but can't even meet her.
Who says?
If I keep gifting her,
she'll eventually be moved and meet me.
With your painting income,
you can't even pay rent.
How will you afford gifts?
I started a side hustle.
Buying lottery tickets.
Holy shit, so many!
Just a small portion.
There are two more!
You're hopeless.
A painter obsessed with lottery tickets
can't create masterpieces.
To hell with that.
I've figured it out...
Becoming a master is a long shot.
It requires ancestral luck.
All I want now is money...
Buy a car, house,
marry a girlfriend,
and shut up those relatives and classmates
who look down on me.
To your success.
[seagulls calling]
[suspenseful music]
Meng Fa.
Meng Fa.
Holy shit!
Scared me!
You scared the hell out of me.
I saw aliens last night.
With heads shaped like eggplants?
Yes!
And a purple UFO...
Three aliens beamed down by a purple light.
Right!
You saw it too?
Sorry.
I shouldn't have put
my painting by your bed.
It's realism
must've messed with your sleep.
Get up.
I'm starting work.
Selling balloons!
Say what you need to say.
I'm working.
Close the door, quick!
Meng Fa, kick me.
Why?
Just kick me!
Ah! That hurts!
Of course it hurts!
Yesterday's swelling hasn't gone down.
This isn't a dream.
I've struck gold!
Delusional.
They must've damaged your brain.
What delusion?
Listen,
after you got drunk last night,
around 2 a.m.,
a UFO landed here.
Aliens came down from it.
I tried taking photos but accidentally
triggered the flash...
They vanished instantly, leaving this pen.
Look!
You know what?
This is a magic brush!
Ma Liang's brush?
Exactly! Like the Legendary Magic Brush!
I'm calling 120.
You need urgent psychiatric care.
You don't believe me?
These were drawn with this brush!
Meng Fa, make a wish.
I'll draw it now.
I want gold bars.
Wait longer.
Stop waitinglet's go to the hospital.
Get professional help.
Ouch!
Who's there?
Who threw bricks from upstairs?!
Who did it?
Was it you two?
No, we were painting.
Yeah, painting.
You dare deny it?
No!
Really not you?
Maybe it wasn't them...
Now do you believe?
Yes! Draw more!
What?
Gold!
Make it this big!
That's a gold pancake.
Gold pancake then!
[inspirational music]
We're... Rich!
Wrong.
I'm rich.
I found the pen.
Wrong!
If I hadn't invited you
to drink on the balcony,
would you have seen aliens?
I paid for the beer and food!
What do you want?
We share the brush.
Are you robbing me?
Yes.
Sure, we're like family.
But we must keep this pen a secret.
No third person can know about it.
Otherwise, it'll bring deadly trouble.
Is it really that serious?
- You think it's not?
- Should I give you an example?
I was just joking.
Then I take back what I said.
You dare!
So we need to keep a low
profile and make a fortune.
If aliens find out, it'll be even worse.
Right, we must stay low-key.
Stay absolutely low-key.
The lower the better.
What are you drawing?
A villa.
What is this?
A villa.
Where did it come from?
Is it real?
How did it fly here?
Real or fake? It's so huge!
What's going on?
It just appeared suddenly.
Is it real?
Who knows?
Dare to touch it? It's terrifying.
It's real!
Not fake.
I thought I was hallucinating, you know.
Why did you draw it here?
When was this villa built?
Five minutes ago.
You're kidding me.
It's true.
I was patrolling here five minutes ago.
There was nothing then.
Right.
It wasn't here earlier.
What's happening?
I was just walking
when suddenly a villa
appeared with a "whoosh" sound.
Exactly!
Suddenly a "whoosh" sound.
Like it fell from the sky.
So strange.
Find out who the owner is.
Yes.
We're screwed!
What do we do?
Do you have an eraser?
Are you going to erase it?
It was drawnlet's try erasing.
Makes sense.
Don't have one.
Anyone inside?
What's this?
Holy crap!
It's a vacuum cleaner.
Vacuum cleaner.
Anyone there? Open the door!
Open up!
The house is gone.
Vanished suddenly.
Disappeared in an instant.
Where's the villa?
What's up?
Mirage.
Mirage?
Friends, did you see a huge house earlier?
Yeah!
I saw it.
Looked so real.
Mirage.
What a spectacle!
Can't draw anymore.
Too risky.
From now on,
we only draw essentials.
Essentials.
But a house is essential.
Where would you put it?
Can't just place it on the street.
City management would
demolish it instantly.
Got itwe'll buy with money.
Right.
How much to draw?
20 million.
Too low, a villa costs 30 million.
Two villas: 60 million.
Each buy a Rolls-Royce.
Hire a butler, two drivers, three maids.
At least 200 million.
Can we spend that much?
Save what's left.
No cost anyway.
Drawing that much would exhaust us.
Must you draw each bill?
Watch this.
[dramatic music]
It turns into numbers?
Let me try.
Enough, enough!
My drawing!
Everyone inside come out!
Out!
Let me reiterate:
Trash must go into bins after use.
Flush after using public toilets.
You call yourselves artists?
What kind of manners are these?
That's just a few individuals.
Don't generalize.
Yeah, stop generalizing!
Bijiakai, stirring trouble?
Think you're Picasso's sister?
Haven't scolded you yet.
Always crowding your room with people...
Smoky and noisy!
Disgraceful!
Those I call now...
Must pay rent today.
Or vacate immediately!
Ke Huan!
Ke Huan!
Here.
Aren't you hot in thick clothes?
A bit.
Then take them off.
Poor people logic.
Ah!
Cool now, right?
Rich show-off.
Can you pay the rent...
Fellow artists,
since you're all dreamers,
and struggling far from home,
Mr. Ke and Mr. Meng
will prepay your rent for 100 years.
Bravo! Bravo!
Gentlemen, please.
Mr. Lei, you're looking at the west villa.
But I recommend the east one...
Better location, layout, and lighting
are superior in every aspect.
East villa's price?
15 million.
5 million more?
Unnecessary.
West villa is fine.
Full-height glass windows...
Lighting's sufficient.
Not the same.
East villa has a garden...
Grow flowers,
relax on the lawn.
Let's take the east one.
I love gardens.
Garden
attracts mosquitoes. No good.
How's a garden worth 5 million extra?
Land is pricey here.
Half price?
Non-negotiable.
Welcome.
Step aside.
Buying a villa, Mr. Lei?
Dressed like clownswhy are you here?
here for groceries?
Obviously not groceries.
Greetings.
Any move-in ready villas?
Model homes available.
Imported furniture included...
Slightly pricier.
How pricey?
This way.
Please step aside.
Thank you!
Hahaha.
I love this style.
Model homes are in prime locations...
Oceanfront views.
This one: 30 million.
That one: 40 million.
Both have 200+ sqm gardens.
Plant a lawn
stargaze on it.
Grow flowers...
- Paint outdoors.
- Exactly.
But can you afford it?
Stop pretending.
Can we?
If buying all hundreds here
we're slightly short.
But these two
we can easily afford.
Take both then.
Cash.
Careful.
Xiaoying.
I have a surprise.
Guess what's before you.
Your 40-million villa?
You knew?
All Tang Village knows.
You bought luxury cars and mansions.
Are we too flashy?
No choice.
Wealth is like pregnancy
can't be hidden.
Then let's
be even flashier!
[fireworks exploding]
[dramatic music]
Welcome, Miss Lin.
Honored Miss Lin,
with world-class orchestra music,
and fireworks,
enter your dream mansion.
Southeast Asian architecture
with rose-gold doors worth 1.88 million.
An 8-meter-high lobby,
and limited-edition
golden arched windows
luxurious yet tasteful.
Guests fill the mansion...
Tang Village artists
awaiting this joyous moment.
with heartfelt blessings.
Xiaoying.
Thank you.
You warmed my darkest days.
You believed in me when others didn't.
I wanted to give you the world's best
only to realize you're the best.
So touching.
Make way, everyone.
OK.
Marry me.
I'll always love, cherish, and protect you.
Because my eyes see only you.
Who is this lovely lady?
Tiantian.
My girlfriend.
Even sweeter than on live streams, right?
Hi Brother Kehuan!
Hello.
Continue.
Xiaoying...
Marry me.
Our hero kneels with
999 roses awaiting his beloved's answer.
Thank you...
But we... aren't right for each other.
So, incompatible.
Incompatible?
I'm sorry.
Beneath Miss Lin's feet lies
royal marble flooring at
30,000 per square meter.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Don't mind me.
Miss Lin has left.
Xiaoying!
Wait, Xiaoying!
Wait, Xiaoying!
Xiaoying!
Don't you like me?
No...
Then why embarrass me publicly?
You humiliated me.
Sorry for the embarrassment.
But momentary shame beats lifelong regret.
Meaning?
You're wealthy now.
I'm beneath you.
I don't think so.
Others will mock you.
I won't let them laugh at you.
"A tycoon marrying a blind girl"...
I'm no tycoon.
It's all drawn magic.
Even more impressive!
Your art sells for millions.
Congratulations.
Your dream came true.
Bullshit success.
How to explain...
Listen...
I found an alien pen.
It makes drawings real.
Sounds crazy, right?
I still feel it's a dream.
A UFO hovered above us...
Aliens are real.
Shattered my worldview.
This magic pen
fell from that UFO.
What's that sound?
I'm speaking here.
Don't you believe me?
Touch it.
It's this pen.
Whatever you draw becomes real.
Really?
Really!
Then draw me a pair of eyes.
Is this reliable?
Let's try.
Xiaoying, hold still.
Holy shit!
What's wrong?
The eyes are on your shoulder.
Quick, get them off!
- Too scary!
- How do I remove them?
Erase them! Wipe the eyes off the drawing!
Right, right!
Gone.
You scared me to death.
Where are you going?
Back to work.
You're the richest woman in the world now.
Why bother working?
Are you two having fun messing around?
No!
No, no!
Calm down.
Sit.
You're about to witness a miracle.
You have a solution?
Look.
Last time you only drew two eyeballs.
So naturally, only eyeballs appeared.
This time, draw Xiaoying's
entire facenose, mouth,
earseverything complete.
Then add the eyes.
That would create a
whole head! Even scarier!
Then just draw her entire body!
Done.
Finished.
Oh my god!
You spent five whole hours.
Beautiful!
Wait.
What?
Drawing like this...
What if another Xiaoying appears?
Wouldn't that be awesome?
You'd have two wives!
Identical twins!
I really need to go.
No, don't leave!
I was joking, don't be mad.
[suspenseful music]
Xiaoying?
Where is she?
Viewers,
a bizarre incident just occurred.
Hollywood superstar Maria, known
as the most beautiful woman on Earth,
suddenly lost her vision during filming.
More accurately, her
eyeballs vanished into thin air.
You heard right...
Eyeballs disappeared.
We've immediately
contacted on-site staff
to recount the incident.
I was adjusting the lighting
when the director said her
eye light was insufficient.
As I approached her,
there was a buzzing sound...
And Maria's eyes disappeared.
Vanished completely.
What do you mean "vanished"?
The eyeballs were gone.
We heard they temporarily reappeared?
Yes, briefly, then disappeared again.
Too bizarre.
Recently, multiple similar
incidents have occurred in the city
causing public panic.
Here's another report
from our correspondent.
Mr. Wang, please describe what happened.
Last Friday around 10 AM,
I was watering plants in my yard
when suddenly my villa disappeared.
The villa behind you?
Yes.
Such a large building...
How did it vanish?
I don't know!
Like magic!
After about ten minutes,
it reappeared.
Are you sure you didn't imagine it?
Positive.
The property staff saw it too.
Right, we witnessed it.
We all saw it.
- Exactly the same!
- This...
The news reports
match my experience exactly!
Stay calm. Explain slowly.
Alright,
the day before yesterday afternoon,
I was driving with my girlfriend
on Bohai Road...
Officers,
can you imagine my butt hitting the road
at 80 km/h?
Bleeding nonstop for three days!
We understand.
Focus on the car.
The car vanished!
Disappeared!
It was my boss's car!
How do I explain this?
Did the car reappear?
No! If it did, would I
be here reporting it?
Okay.
Please register the car's details first.
Follow me.
Today's reports sound like fairy tales.
Captain Zheng,
we've retrieved the
bank cash theft footage.
Play it.
Was the footage edited?
I also suspected tampering initially,
but forensics confirmed it's authentic.
Bank technicians also verified
the surveillance system
wasn't compromised.
Captain, amusement park
reported something strange...
What?
A hot air balloon
disappeared mid-air.
Tourists fell into the water from the sky.
Seriously?
Hurry up, everyone!
Handle with care, these are luxury items.
Gently now.
So beautiful!
Cheers!
Xiaoying, I love you.
Thank you.
For letting me see this world
and you.
We should thank the aliens.
Quiet.
Tiantian doesn't know about the pen yet.
Where did we get all this money?
I told her you're a famous painter.
Why not say I'm world-famous?
Exactly!
How to explain Xiaoying's eyes?
I said you paid for her surgery.
She believes that?
Yes.
Isn't she naive?
Wow, so romantic!
Lower the right side.
Stop. Too much, go back slightly.
Okay, hold it.
Mr. Ke, here's the donation list.
Keep donatinghelp those who can't afford
medical care, education, housing,
the elderly, disabled,
especially struggling artists
who can't sell their work,
and actors who can't pay rent.
Give generously.
Understood.
Showing off in front of me now?
You two think
you're hot stuff just because you're rich?
Seems the entire Tangzhuang
can't contain the two of you!
Mind your tone with your benefactor.
Show some respect.
Get lost!
You brat!
Your money means nothing to me.
Escort them out!
After you.
Let's find someone else.
He doesn't want 5 million? His loss.
Pity.
Wait!
What did you say earlier?
I want to spend 5 million
on an art exhibition.
How... how much?
Five million.
Boss, should I escort them out?
Escort your sister!
Where are your manners?
[high energy pop music]
Wow!
I'm finally having my own exhibition!
Honestly,
this is redundant.
Meaning?
Double effort.
Why host an exhibition?
To gain fame?
Fame for what?
To make money!
With that pen...
We can have unlimited wealth!
Why bother with exhibitions?
That's our difference.
You live for money...
And you?
For dreams.
Oh please.
Suddenly you're so noble?
Spending millions on exhibitions...
Where's the money from?
Stop wondering.
His wealth
isn't your concern.
It is!
I've been having nightmares.
A loser who ghost painted for you
now surpasses you completely.
Infuriating!
Unbearable.
You're just jealous.
I am!
Regretful too?
Now that he's rich...
Bought a mansion with a garden...
You regret choosing me?
I know you chose me
but still look down on me.
Think I'm less talented than him.
Less gifted.
Then why be with me?
What's up?
Checked, Ke Huan sold zero paintings.
Could he have won the lottery?
No.
I've checked all lottery shops citywide.
No big winners.
Then only one possibility remains.
Wait, wait!
Friends, hold on!
Wait a moment!
Hold on!
Captain Zheng.
- Any progress on the case?
- Still investigating.
Is the bank theft related to
recent disappearance cases?
Investigating.
Citizens reported UFO sightings...
Could these be alien activities?
Netizens speculate
about alien invasion.
Your comment?
Media friends,
we're fully committed to solving this case.
We urge media
to report responsibly
and avoid spreading rumors
that cause public panic.
Even if aliens truly invaded,
we have the capability to protect everyone.
That's all.
Dismissed. Updates will follow.
Captain Zheng, more comments?
Current progress remains
focused on possible UFO connections.
Alien invasion?
Too much sci-fi!
Could it be possible?
Well...
Nevermind.
Forget I asked.
Mr. Lei? What's up?
Captain Zheng,
are you investigating
the bank cash theft case?
- Yes.
- I want to report someone.
A person suddenly became
extremely wealthy recently.
I suspect
he might be the bank theft suspect.
Who?
Esteemed experts, collectors,
and media representatives,
welcome to the
once-in-a-millennium exhibition
of the prodigious artist Ke Huan.
Since when am I a
"once-in-a-millennium genius"?
- Starting now.
- It's trending on all news platforms.
Great artists are defined by
their lifelong dedication to realizing
their ideals.
Through self-refinement,
they prove
life isn't just about suffering...
It can be as poetic and magnificent as art.
Please welcome.
The poet and painter Ke
Huan, making a grand entrance!
Great!
Put these over there.
Here, take this.
Don't just watchdrink while you look.
This painting is good.
Teacher Ke, smile a bit.
[cameras clicking]
Teacher Ke, take the
pen and sign your name.
What do people think of my paintings?
Amazing!
Be serioustell me the truth.
Dear journalists,
what do you think of
Teacher Ke Huan's works?
Be honest.
Absolutely fantastic!
Everyone here took 20,000
yuan red envelopes from us.
Of course they won't tell the truth.
I have an idea.
Disguise yourself and blend into the crowd.
That way, you can hear
their real opinions about your work.
But they all know me.
Just wear a disguise.
Makes sense.
Follow me.
Holy shit, you!
You can't pull off this hairstyle.
What are you staring at? Scram!
Go look at the paintings.
Why did you tear off the wig?
Are you trying to escape in disguise?
Go listen for me too.
Okay.
Hello.
What do you two think of these paintings?
Good.
Pretty good.
What's good about them?
What's good about them?
Explain what's good about them.
Well...
They look realistic.
Look at this watermelonit looks so real
I want to take a bite.
You can't judge a
painting by realism alone.
If you want realism, a
camera takes better photos.
We should evaluate based on
composition, color, lighting, brushwork,
and the artist's emotional
experiencesmultiple dimensions.
You're taking such detailed notes.
You must really admire this painting.
No, no, no.
I'm compiling a list
of this painting's bugs.
Baka?
Baka is Japanese.
I meant bug in English...
Flaws, problems.
You're saying this painting is bad?
Bad isn't accurate.
It's garbage.
Garbage.
How can you be so vicious?
I think this painting is great.
Look at this girlso pure and beautiful.
Her eyes look like they're speaking.
Such a lifelike work
shows the painter's skill.
Is the person in this painting me?
Sorry...
I'm not very familiar with your appearance.
Ke Huan's woman
has an IQ bug.
Bidder No. 8 wins at 100,000 yuan...
One of Teacher Ke Huan's
Raccoon Paintings!
Teacher Ke Huan's Nostalgia...
Starting bid at 50,000 yuan!
100,000!
150,000!
200,000!
300,000!
300,000 once...
300,000 twice...
300,000 sold!
Is this real?
- Of course.
- Deal closed...
Cold hard cash.
Last year, no one wanted this for 30 yuan!
When Van Gogh was alive, no
one wanted his paintings either.
Why are they priceless now?
Because he died.
Plenty of dead painters exist.
100,000!
Because masters are
geniuses ahead of their time.
Countless later generations
admire their works...
Out of passion,
investment,
admiration, showing off,
pretending to be cultured,
or flaunting wealth.
But the master is dead...
His surviving works are limited.
Scarcity drives value.
Right.
But I have many paintings.
Who says?
Only five are available on the market.
Where are the others?
I bought them all.
Why?
Because of this clause:
Party A may purchase all works from
Party B at the starting bid price. Haha!
At least you kept five...
Showing some conscience.
Nobuying all would make them worthless!
Shameless profiteer!
Artists die in poverty,
while speculators exploit their works
through manipulation.
Don't say that,
my dear patron.
Without my all-around packaging and hype,
would you be a renowned artist?
Did you hire those two clueless idiots
to pad the crowd?
Who?
Hello?
Captain Zheng, confirmed:
The cash Ke Huan used
to buy his villa matches
the serial numbers from the bank heist.
Copy that.
Do you two have invitations?
Yes.
Why are the police arresting them?
It's nothing...
Just a misunderstanding.
Stay calmit's all a mistake.
A mistake.
Then explain
why the cash you used
matches the stolen bank funds'
serial numbers.
I don't know.
Maybe you're mistaken.
Denying it?
Then tell me:
Where did you get
your sudden wealth?
I found it.
Found it?
You think I'm an idiot?
Do you know how massive
70 million in cash is?
Found it?
If you suspect we stole it,
show us proof.
The stolen cash is proof.
How did someone else's
stolen car end up with you?
You're saying this is a stolen car?
I'm asking you!
If you bought it,
show me the purchase invoice.
Fine.
I admit...
We have superpowers.
What? Superpowers?
Yes.
Tell me what you want right now...
We'll materialize it.
I want a Ferrari.
Get me one.
No problem.
But with you all staring at us like this,
we can't use our powers.
Hmm.
What do you want?
Officer, which Ferrari model do you want?
Any.
Okay.
Ready yet?
Almost, hold on.
Hurry up.
A Ferrari...
Latest model.
Real or fake?
Genuine.
Here it comes!
Are you okay?
Fine.
Just helping the police with their case...
See?
I told you it was nothing.
All a misunderstanding.
Everyone, disperse...
Back to the exhibit.
Yes, move along.
Baby, are you really okay?
Do you know how worried I was?
I'm fine.
We used the alien pen to
draw 200 million yuan here...
And the bank lost 200 million.
We drew a villa here...
And a villa vanished there.
So
this pen doesn't create
things from nothing...
It teleports them
from elsewhere to us.
We draw something here...
It disappears from there.
Matter transfer.
Exactly.
Holy shit.
Unbelievable!
So when you drew eyes for me,
that Hollywood actress lost hers?
Yes.
Her eyes were transferred to you.
This is a real car.
Captain Zheng, what's up?
Breaking news: A Ferrari
vanished from a 4S store.
[suspenseful music]
This is insane.
What do we do?
Take immediate action.
Your action is surveillance?
What else?
Just arrest them!
On what grounds?
What law criminalizes superpowers?
I've reported this to higher-ups.
Awaiting orders.
The police are watching uswhat now?
Let them watch.
Everything we made with the pen
wasn't stolen or robbed.
We have nothing to fear.
Right.
With a clear conscience,
we don't fear midnight knocks.
Who's there?
You're Ke Huan's girlfriend, right?
Who are you?
Ma Shasha.
What happened to you?
He hit me.
Why?
He was upset.
So he just hit you?
I deserved it.
We broke up.
I'm returning to my hometown tomorrow.
I came to see you
to apologize.
I couldn't resist his
temptations back then.
I was wrong.
Stop drinking.
Let me drink!
You're a billionaire now...
Why care about one bottle?
Hollywood star Maria
lost her eyes mid-shoot
under mysterious circumstances.
The devastated actress
attempted suicide multiple times,
making global headlines.
We'll continue tracking this story.
Born September 30, 1979,
Maria was raised in Venice, Italy,
where her father...
How could this happen?
Her eyes were her most striking feature.
Imagine going from global
stardom to blindness overnight...
How could she face her fans?
I'd break down too in her place.
Xiao Yan,
your eyes look exactly like hers!
Really?
Yes.
Stop drinking.
One more bottle.
I was such an idiot back then...
Obsessed with painting,
chasing fame,
disappearing for months
to sketch outdoors...
Ignoring my partner's feelings.
I was wrong.
You weren't.
I was just too poor.
When your father was
hospitalized after the accident,
I couldn't even afford
the 5,000 yuan surgery fee.
If I were you,
I'd have chosen someone who could pay
for my father's treatment too.
Let the past stay buried.
You're famous nowa great painter.
Congratulations.
Great painter?
I'm a fraud...
It's all the alien pen's doing.
Alien pen?
This power...
All of this...
Was drawn with it.
I knew there was more to this!
What now?
How much have you had to drink?
When did Ma Shasha leave?
I don't remember.
Are those two cops still outside?
They're gone.
They're inside.
The coffee's good.
Thanks.
Can we tour your mansion?
Be my guest.
Why are the police in our house?
They said they wanted water.
They probably know about the pen.
What do we do?
Don't act guilty.
Stay calm. Take deep breaths.
Follow my lead. Act natural.
Maybe we should tell the police the truth.
I had nightmares all night.
Because we embezzled bank funds.
We got life sentences.
Mine was different.
I dreamed we got death sentences.
But dreams aren't reality.
The police can't ignore reason, right?
Did we break any laws?
I don't think so.
Exactly.
Then why do I feel so uneasy?
How many get-rich-quick
schemers feel at ease?
You'll get used to it.
If the police knew about our alien pen,
they'd confiscate it.
Obviously.
They'd make us return everything we drew.
Of course.
Then we'd be penniless again.
- You want that?
- No.
Also,
Xiaoying's eyes...
Would you make her blind again?
No.
There you go.
What if we do this:
Return half the money we drew?
What about Xiaoying's eyes?
Return one eye then.
The eyes are already on her face.
Gouging them out isn't right.
Not gouging.
The pen can erase
things back to their origins.
I'll tear up the drawing then.
So they can't erase it.
Then the police would force you
to redraw the actress's eyes.
Right.
Then just redraw them.
If my sight comes from others' darkness,
I'd rather stay blind.
Brother Kehuan.
My biggest dream was to see the world.
To see you.
Now my dream is fulfilled.
I'm already grateful.
I don't want to live my life
with lifelong guilt toward others.
Hear that?
A grown man has less
integrity than a blind girl!
This "weak girl" was blind for 20 years,
never seeing the world's splendor.
But we with sight
covet everything we see.
Want to possess everything.
Turning ourselves into bundles of desire.
Unmet desires bring pain.
Satisfied desires breed greater ones.
Endless insatiability.
Actually,
all we really need is a glass of water.
What's this?
Goji-deer penis soup.
I've been feeling kidney-deficient.
Lust is just another form of desire.
It's all this evil pen's fault.
Let's vote:
Should we give it to the police?
Raise hands if yes.
I agree.
Two to one - it's fate!
I agree too.
Why are you here?
I told you to avoid the police.
I'm avoiding here.
You heard everything we said?
I did.
Tiantian.
I also think we should surrender the pen.
Xiaoying's right.
We can't live our lives
in constant anxiety.
But if we clear our conscience,
we'll be penniless again.
You'll lose the luxury car,
the mansion.
You think I chose you for material things?
Aren't you?
My looks then?
Handsome is just part of your charm.
What's the other part?
Devotion.
You're different from other admirers.
I feel your genuine heart.
You truly love me.
Sweetie.
Honey.
Are we that nauseating?
I'm disgusted with myself.
I was an artist pursuing truth and beauty.
This pen corrupted my soul.
Made me a fraudulent so-called genius
who bought fame with fake money.
Whenever I think about it,
I just...
Now we have three votes.
You decide.
Can you guarantee we won't be punished?
I guarantee. Your case is sci-fi material.
Future laws might criminalize your actions,
but not now.
In that case,
can we keep a few million?
What do you think?
No.
- Correct.
- Then can we...
No.
Keep bargaining,
and I'll make you vomit
everything you've consumed.
Officers, prepare for
worldview-shattering revelations.
Shocking, eh?
When I first saw it,
my jaw dropped further than yours.
Where's the pen?
Officers, tough night shift?
She's drunk. Taking her home.
[dramatic music]
It's the legendary magic pen!
Boss Lei,
with this pen,
we can have anything we want.
Unlimited power!
I love unlimited power!
Why are you laughing?
Fly the plane!
Give me paper.
Boss Lei,
what will you draw?
My dream is to be the
world's greatest art dealer.
I'll draw an ultra-modern
exhibition center!
Perfect!
This will become the
world's premier art hub.
Top artists worldwide will exhibit here.
Then I'll strike it rich!
You built this just for money?
Nonsense!
I'm
fulfilling dreams!
But my dream is getting rich.
Then just draw money directly!
Right!
Why not draw money?
Paper!
What's money for anyway?
Obviously
for luxury cars and mansions
living extravagantly!
Not for charity!
Then why not draw those directly?
Exactly!
I'll draw a mansion surpassing Ke Huan's!
Yes!
My ideal mansion
is beyond your imagination.
You drew a palace?
My true dream
is owning my own kingdom.
You want to be emperor?
With this, why not?
Absolutely possible!
When you're emperor,
what about us?
Eunuchs, naturally.
Your Majesty,
don't treat us this way!
You'll get a ton of gold monthly.
Acceptable treatment?
Deal!
Absurd.
Confine this woman to the cold palace!
As commanded.
Are you sure?
She's the empress!
With her looks? She's just a concubine.
My queen must be the
world's most beautiful woman.
Like this.
Oops, upside down.
This one.
The winner of this beauty
pageant is contestant 18
Miss Alice!
Beautiful.
Crown's already placed.
I wanted to win so badly.
Just a dream.
Not a dream.
Not a dream.
Impossible.
No lunatics dress like
you three in real life!
Pinch your cheek to check.
Ow! It hurts!
Liar.
It's real.
Where am I?
Who are you?
I'm your master.
From now on, you belong to me.
Kiss me,
and I'll forgive you.
Her punches are fierce.
Looks painful.
You two idiots, stop gawking!
Restrain her now!
I want her tonight!
Help! Someone help!
Lei Zhengyi, release the girl!
Erase these illegal structures immediately!
Why should I?
This is an airport runway.
Your illegal construction
endangers public safety!
My apologies,
we'll relocate elsewhere.
You'll build nowhere!
Everything created by this pen
isn't conjured from nothing
it's stolen from others!
You're stealing others' property!
This is wealth appropriation!
Who doesn't seize others' wealth?
This is how the world works
I profit from you, you profit from me.
For every million earned,
someone loses a million.
Global wealth is finite,
just shifting between hands.
Survival of the fittest!
He makes sense...
Sophistry!
Paper!
I'll draw 100 million for you officers!
Lei Zhengyi!
I've explained the consequences.
Continue this theft,
and I'll arrest you for grand larceny!
Understood?
Hand over the pen!
Options?
According to their logic,
everything on Earth is owned.
We'll get arrested anywhere.
Then maybe...
We draw on the moon!
Moon has no oxygen!
You want us dead?
I know paradise
blossoms and warmth.
Where?
Pandora's planet.
Transportation?
This!
Lei! What are you drawing?
Drop the pen!
Back off or I kill him!
Stay back!
Put the knife down!
Stay away!
Lower your weapons!
We must retrieve the cosmic stabilizer
before returning.
But prolonged search
risks violating Galactic Accord.
Would you rather breach protocol
or face imprisonment for losing equipment?
Let's break some rules then.
Incredible!
But how
do we board it?
Draw stairs!
Who'll pilot it?
You fly planes!
Your job!
I'm not certified for spacecraft!
This license I don't have!
This is the UFO spaceship.
The pen fell from it.
This is truly mind-blowing.
- Xiao Lin.
- Here.
Try to contain the information.
To avoid public panic.
Too late.
Don't blink.
The aliens are coming down.
Do these aliens have leg problems?
Did you move our spacecraft here?
I don't understand alien language, dude.
He's greeting you.
Pleasure to meet you.
Welcome to the earth.
Ke Huan! Ke Huan!
Don't move!
Put him down!
Alien friends,
let's talk peacefully instead of fighting.
Yes, yes.
Put him down.
Right, right.
Where's the obstacle clearer?
Bomb them.
Then the pen will be ours.
How to bomb?
You can fly planes.
Why ask me?
I don't have that kind of license either.
- Where are they?
- Scatter now, quick!
Hurry, disperse!
Boss Lei.
Shut up.
Don't be so despicable.
Stealing others' possessions
is already shameless,
and you even want to kill them?
Are you still human?
Why are you still standing?
Go out and apologize!
Three alien friends,
please move aside.
We need to exit.
We surrender...
We surrender...
Why damage it?
Kill him!
Wait.
Alien friends, it's not his fault.
I'm the one who damaged your device.
[suspenseful music]
I'm a painter.
I carved it into a paintbrush.
I carved it.
He's innocent.
It seems this planet is like ours.
Not only filled with evil and greed,
but also justice and kindness.
It is precisely because
of justice and kindness
that this planet has
such a vibrant civilization.
Let's go.
Three friends,
stay for dinner?
No,
all these were drawn using your device.
Could you help return
everything to its original place?
I'll treat you to a meal.
Let everything return to where it belongs.
They really vanished.
Disappeared.
Xiao Ying.
Xiao Ying, Xiao Ying.
Xiao Ying, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Though I've lost my eyes,
I still have you.
Wrong person, I'm here.
We were awarding prizes
and announcing the champion when
she suddenly disappeared.
She's back.
This gold brick was given
by my great-grandfather.
He was a royal painter in the palace.
[whoosh]
[playful music]
It was here just now, did you see it?
The clothes returned!
What's happening?
What occurred?
Isn't it obvious?
Thankfully our underwear wasn't drawn,
or it'd be awkward.
It's already awkward.
Please gather closer for a group photo.
We shouldn't disturb this planet anymore.
Time to leave.
Can't leave now.
What do you mean?
Our spaceship was "returned
to its original place" by you.
How do we leave?
Dammit, I pressed too hard earlier!
What now?
Either get captured for zoo exhibitions
or chase immediately.
Then why aren't we chasing?
Let's go.
Stop!
Please move aside.
Wait... I...
I drew things without stealing or robbing.
Why arrest me?
For illegal confinement,
attempted rape,
and endangering public
safety. Take him away.
No, we...
They did it!
Not us, you did!
Move! Quickly!
Hurry up.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know he planted a camera on me.
It's over.
Those drawn things
never truly belonged to me.
Now everything's reset.
All returned. It's better this way.
If only that pen could
reverse human emotions too.
Jealous?
Not at all.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Wait, let me support you.
Come on.
Why didn't your clothes revert?
Our clothes weren't drawn
they were bought with money.
Can you return the spent money
to its original owners?
That's a complicated question.
Let me think.
[dramatic music]
Audience members,
Hollywood superstar Maria,
known as Earth's Flower,
experienced a mysterious eye disappearance
during her new film shoot in China.
Today marks her first public
appearance post-recovery.
Our station will provide full coverage.
[applause]
Thank you all!
[humorous music]
This artwork is based on
my personal experience.
I aim to express that
human desires are insatiable
and must be restrained by kindness.
What do you think?
Seems clichd.
Wrong extreme mundanity
becomes sophistication.
If I painted like this,
would you understand?
No.
Exactly.
Making art comprehensible to the public
is an artist's fundamental duty.
Here, 300 yuan and it's yours.
Hang it in your bedroom.
Hey, 300 yuan doesn't even cover the cost!
30 yuan take it!
Not interested in art? Want the pen?
Tch.
Philistine.
Ke Huan, the shop's overwhelmed
and you're chatting nonsense?
I'm promoting my work.
Promote what?
Always slacking off.
I must've been blind to
choose someone like you.
Go wash customers' hair now
they're waiting!
[street noise]
What are you staring at?
Don't you have a family to support?
[street noise]
[fade to silence]
[inspirational music]
[dramatic music]
[ominous tones]
[whooshing]
[dramatic music]
[no audio]
[whooshing]
[dramatic music]
[brush strokes]
Wow, it really does look similar!
80 yuan.
Your painting was sold.
How much was it?
100,000.
Then why did you give me so little?
95,000 is based on my reputation.
You're just a ghostwriterthis
amount is already generous.
Do you have other business here?
Can't I stay a while without a reason?
Is this place yours?
Then I'll leave.
Hey, I want to exchange one too.
I'm off work.
Next time.
Why did you bring me to see him?
To let you know how right your
choice was to be with me back then.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be
sitting in this car right now...
But that one.
[street noise]
(Outstanding Painter: Lei Zhengyi)
[light hearted music]
Dude, your car door fell off! Hey!
Direct shipping to your home.
Order today for free shipping insurance.
If unsatisfied after receiving the goods...
Ke Huan!
Ke Huan, listen to me.
If you don't pay rent today,
you'll get the hell out of here!
How dare you act like this, Ke Huan!
This covers the last two months.
Next month's payment is due tomorrow.
Then talk tomorrow.
You always procrastinate.
Poor people's logic.
Be careful not to bump the corners.
Lower the right side half a centimeter.
OK, that's good.
- Lao Zhou.
- No.
I'll pay.
Ke Huan, are you kidding me?
This isn't even enough
for my property fees.
This is a deposit.
If the exhibition succeeds
and my paintings sell,
I'll pay the rest.
You said that last time.
And what happened?
Did any sell?
No.
Lao Zhou.
Lao Zhou.
Stop messing with me, alright?
Do you know how much
this gallery costs annually?
Even if I let you use it for free,
do you have promotion funds?
Expert fees?
Hospitality expenses?
Don't pretend to be something you're not.
Let me tell you...
One exhibition won't make you a master.
If you were truly skilled,
collectors would be lining up at your door.
- Good wine still fears a deep alley.
- Oh my god.
Have some self-awareness, okay?
Your crappy paintings...
Even if you gave them to me,
I'd use them as floor tiles
and still find them rough!
Look at Lei Zhengyi's work.
This.
This sweet potato is his painting.
See how golden the sweet potato is?
It makes you hungry at first glance.
That's called immersion.
Empathy, understand?
Compare your own paintings to his...
Don't you see the gap?
Lao Zhou.
Huh?
If you think Lei Zhengyi's
work is better than mine...
- Mm-hmm.
- I despise you.
Ke Huan.
If you despise me,
I'll humiliate you.
It's not right that Lei
Zhengyi stole your girlfriend,
but that's his character flaw.
From an artistic perspective,
our only criterion as art
dealers is profitability.
Take my sincere advice:
Stop painting.
Go back home and find a job.
1,800 a monthstable and decent.
Just fine.
Your minor talent
isn't enough for greatness.
That's just your opinion.
Some think my work is genius-level.
What? Who?
Xiaoying from the barbershop.
Oh, right, Xiaoying.
She's blind!
Why would you believe her?
Give my money back.
What about the debts you owe me?
Hey.
Do blind people have
extra-sensitive hearing?
Yes. Sighted people rely on eyes,
we rely on ears.
Really?
[spank]
What are you doing?
Guess what I used to pat you.
- A comb.
- Impressive! Haha!
What did I use this time?
Stop messing around.
It wasn't me!
You can't see.
This angle is awkward for me.
I'd have to pat this side.
Yeah, pat here.
Right, ha ha ha.
I'll get angry if you keep this up.
Why angry? Just joking.
Just teasing.
Let's go!
Comfortable?
What are you doing?
Treat others as you want to be...
Zip it!
Now it's physical assault.
So what if I assaulted you?
Medical fees: At least 500 yuan.
500 yuan?
There's surveillance here!
Say what?
You okay?
Fine.
I can handle punks like them easily.
Did you hear the sound of my punches?
Yeah, terrifying.
The force in those sounds...
Their faces must be swollen.
Accurate guess.
I bought you high heels.
Really? Amazing!
I've always dreamed of wearing heels.
That's why I got them.
What's wrong?
I'm OK.
Try them on.
Because I'm blind,
Mom never let me wear heels.
Try them.
Careful.
Do I look good?
Beautiful.
Dance with me.
I can't dance.
Come on, neither can I.
Promise me
you'll never fight anyone again.
Okay.
You promise me
to stop giving massages.
People keep harassing you.
I'm blind.
What else can I do besides massage?
When you become a famous painter,
will you support me?
Great idea.
Shouldn't you leave us
alone in this atmosphere?
Sure.
Someone's here.
It's Meng Fa.
His landlord kicked him out.
He's crashing here.
Let's continue.
Why didn't you say so earlier?
I'm leaving.
Be careful.
I won't walk you out.
Is watching this stuff every day fun?
Yes.
Then at 1 a.m., I said...
What time did I say?
Waste of emotion.
Spending so much on gifts
but can't even meet her.
Who says?
If I keep gifting her,
she'll eventually be moved and meet me.
With your painting income,
you can't even pay rent.
How will you afford gifts?
I started a side hustle.
Buying lottery tickets.
Holy shit, so many!
Just a small portion.
There are two more!
You're hopeless.
A painter obsessed with lottery tickets
can't create masterpieces.
To hell with that.
I've figured it out...
Becoming a master is a long shot.
It requires ancestral luck.
All I want now is money...
Buy a car, house,
marry a girlfriend,
and shut up those relatives and classmates
who look down on me.
To your success.
[seagulls calling]
[suspenseful music]
Meng Fa.
Meng Fa.
Holy shit!
Scared me!
You scared the hell out of me.
I saw aliens last night.
With heads shaped like eggplants?
Yes!
And a purple UFO...
Three aliens beamed down by a purple light.
Right!
You saw it too?
Sorry.
I shouldn't have put
my painting by your bed.
It's realism
must've messed with your sleep.
Get up.
I'm starting work.
Selling balloons!
Say what you need to say.
I'm working.
Close the door, quick!
Meng Fa, kick me.
Why?
Just kick me!
Ah! That hurts!
Of course it hurts!
Yesterday's swelling hasn't gone down.
This isn't a dream.
I've struck gold!
Delusional.
They must've damaged your brain.
What delusion?
Listen,
after you got drunk last night,
around 2 a.m.,
a UFO landed here.
Aliens came down from it.
I tried taking photos but accidentally
triggered the flash...
They vanished instantly, leaving this pen.
Look!
You know what?
This is a magic brush!
Ma Liang's brush?
Exactly! Like the Legendary Magic Brush!
I'm calling 120.
You need urgent psychiatric care.
You don't believe me?
These were drawn with this brush!
Meng Fa, make a wish.
I'll draw it now.
I want gold bars.
Wait longer.
Stop waitinglet's go to the hospital.
Get professional help.
Ouch!
Who's there?
Who threw bricks from upstairs?!
Who did it?
Was it you two?
No, we were painting.
Yeah, painting.
You dare deny it?
No!
Really not you?
Maybe it wasn't them...
Now do you believe?
Yes! Draw more!
What?
Gold!
Make it this big!
That's a gold pancake.
Gold pancake then!
[inspirational music]
We're... Rich!
Wrong.
I'm rich.
I found the pen.
Wrong!
If I hadn't invited you
to drink on the balcony,
would you have seen aliens?
I paid for the beer and food!
What do you want?
We share the brush.
Are you robbing me?
Yes.
Sure, we're like family.
But we must keep this pen a secret.
No third person can know about it.
Otherwise, it'll bring deadly trouble.
Is it really that serious?
- You think it's not?
- Should I give you an example?
I was just joking.
Then I take back what I said.
You dare!
So we need to keep a low
profile and make a fortune.
If aliens find out, it'll be even worse.
Right, we must stay low-key.
Stay absolutely low-key.
The lower the better.
What are you drawing?
A villa.
What is this?
A villa.
Where did it come from?
Is it real?
How did it fly here?
Real or fake? It's so huge!
What's going on?
It just appeared suddenly.
Is it real?
Who knows?
Dare to touch it? It's terrifying.
It's real!
Not fake.
I thought I was hallucinating, you know.
Why did you draw it here?
When was this villa built?
Five minutes ago.
You're kidding me.
It's true.
I was patrolling here five minutes ago.
There was nothing then.
Right.
It wasn't here earlier.
What's happening?
I was just walking
when suddenly a villa
appeared with a "whoosh" sound.
Exactly!
Suddenly a "whoosh" sound.
Like it fell from the sky.
So strange.
Find out who the owner is.
Yes.
We're screwed!
What do we do?
Do you have an eraser?
Are you going to erase it?
It was drawnlet's try erasing.
Makes sense.
Don't have one.
Anyone inside?
What's this?
Holy crap!
It's a vacuum cleaner.
Vacuum cleaner.
Anyone there? Open the door!
Open up!
The house is gone.
Vanished suddenly.
Disappeared in an instant.
Where's the villa?
What's up?
Mirage.
Mirage?
Friends, did you see a huge house earlier?
Yeah!
I saw it.
Looked so real.
Mirage.
What a spectacle!
Can't draw anymore.
Too risky.
From now on,
we only draw essentials.
Essentials.
But a house is essential.
Where would you put it?
Can't just place it on the street.
City management would
demolish it instantly.
Got itwe'll buy with money.
Right.
How much to draw?
20 million.
Too low, a villa costs 30 million.
Two villas: 60 million.
Each buy a Rolls-Royce.
Hire a butler, two drivers, three maids.
At least 200 million.
Can we spend that much?
Save what's left.
No cost anyway.
Drawing that much would exhaust us.
Must you draw each bill?
Watch this.
[dramatic music]
It turns into numbers?
Let me try.
Enough, enough!
My drawing!
Everyone inside come out!
Out!
Let me reiterate:
Trash must go into bins after use.
Flush after using public toilets.
You call yourselves artists?
What kind of manners are these?
That's just a few individuals.
Don't generalize.
Yeah, stop generalizing!
Bijiakai, stirring trouble?
Think you're Picasso's sister?
Haven't scolded you yet.
Always crowding your room with people...
Smoky and noisy!
Disgraceful!
Those I call now...
Must pay rent today.
Or vacate immediately!
Ke Huan!
Ke Huan!
Here.
Aren't you hot in thick clothes?
A bit.
Then take them off.
Poor people logic.
Ah!
Cool now, right?
Rich show-off.
Can you pay the rent...
Fellow artists,
since you're all dreamers,
and struggling far from home,
Mr. Ke and Mr. Meng
will prepay your rent for 100 years.
Bravo! Bravo!
Gentlemen, please.
Mr. Lei, you're looking at the west villa.
But I recommend the east one...
Better location, layout, and lighting
are superior in every aspect.
East villa's price?
15 million.
5 million more?
Unnecessary.
West villa is fine.
Full-height glass windows...
Lighting's sufficient.
Not the same.
East villa has a garden...
Grow flowers,
relax on the lawn.
Let's take the east one.
I love gardens.
Garden
attracts mosquitoes. No good.
How's a garden worth 5 million extra?
Land is pricey here.
Half price?
Non-negotiable.
Welcome.
Step aside.
Buying a villa, Mr. Lei?
Dressed like clownswhy are you here?
here for groceries?
Obviously not groceries.
Greetings.
Any move-in ready villas?
Model homes available.
Imported furniture included...
Slightly pricier.
How pricey?
This way.
Please step aside.
Thank you!
Hahaha.
I love this style.
Model homes are in prime locations...
Oceanfront views.
This one: 30 million.
That one: 40 million.
Both have 200+ sqm gardens.
Plant a lawn
stargaze on it.
Grow flowers...
- Paint outdoors.
- Exactly.
But can you afford it?
Stop pretending.
Can we?
If buying all hundreds here
we're slightly short.
But these two
we can easily afford.
Take both then.
Cash.
Careful.
Xiaoying.
I have a surprise.
Guess what's before you.
Your 40-million villa?
You knew?
All Tang Village knows.
You bought luxury cars and mansions.
Are we too flashy?
No choice.
Wealth is like pregnancy
can't be hidden.
Then let's
be even flashier!
[fireworks exploding]
[dramatic music]
Welcome, Miss Lin.
Honored Miss Lin,
with world-class orchestra music,
and fireworks,
enter your dream mansion.
Southeast Asian architecture
with rose-gold doors worth 1.88 million.
An 8-meter-high lobby,
and limited-edition
golden arched windows
luxurious yet tasteful.
Guests fill the mansion...
Tang Village artists
awaiting this joyous moment.
with heartfelt blessings.
Xiaoying.
Thank you.
You warmed my darkest days.
You believed in me when others didn't.
I wanted to give you the world's best
only to realize you're the best.
So touching.
Make way, everyone.
OK.
Marry me.
I'll always love, cherish, and protect you.
Because my eyes see only you.
Who is this lovely lady?
Tiantian.
My girlfriend.
Even sweeter than on live streams, right?
Hi Brother Kehuan!
Hello.
Continue.
Xiaoying...
Marry me.
Our hero kneels with
999 roses awaiting his beloved's answer.
Thank you...
But we... aren't right for each other.
So, incompatible.
Incompatible?
I'm sorry.
Beneath Miss Lin's feet lies
royal marble flooring at
30,000 per square meter.
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Don't mind me.
Miss Lin has left.
Xiaoying!
Wait, Xiaoying!
Wait, Xiaoying!
Xiaoying!
Don't you like me?
No...
Then why embarrass me publicly?
You humiliated me.
Sorry for the embarrassment.
But momentary shame beats lifelong regret.
Meaning?
You're wealthy now.
I'm beneath you.
I don't think so.
Others will mock you.
I won't let them laugh at you.
"A tycoon marrying a blind girl"...
I'm no tycoon.
It's all drawn magic.
Even more impressive!
Your art sells for millions.
Congratulations.
Your dream came true.
Bullshit success.
How to explain...
Listen...
I found an alien pen.
It makes drawings real.
Sounds crazy, right?
I still feel it's a dream.
A UFO hovered above us...
Aliens are real.
Shattered my worldview.
This magic pen
fell from that UFO.
What's that sound?
I'm speaking here.
Don't you believe me?
Touch it.
It's this pen.
Whatever you draw becomes real.
Really?
Really!
Then draw me a pair of eyes.
Is this reliable?
Let's try.
Xiaoying, hold still.
Holy shit!
What's wrong?
The eyes are on your shoulder.
Quick, get them off!
- Too scary!
- How do I remove them?
Erase them! Wipe the eyes off the drawing!
Right, right!
Gone.
You scared me to death.
Where are you going?
Back to work.
You're the richest woman in the world now.
Why bother working?
Are you two having fun messing around?
No!
No, no!
Calm down.
Sit.
You're about to witness a miracle.
You have a solution?
Look.
Last time you only drew two eyeballs.
So naturally, only eyeballs appeared.
This time, draw Xiaoying's
entire facenose, mouth,
earseverything complete.
Then add the eyes.
That would create a
whole head! Even scarier!
Then just draw her entire body!
Done.
Finished.
Oh my god!
You spent five whole hours.
Beautiful!
Wait.
What?
Drawing like this...
What if another Xiaoying appears?
Wouldn't that be awesome?
You'd have two wives!
Identical twins!
I really need to go.
No, don't leave!
I was joking, don't be mad.
[suspenseful music]
Xiaoying?
Where is she?
Viewers,
a bizarre incident just occurred.
Hollywood superstar Maria, known
as the most beautiful woman on Earth,
suddenly lost her vision during filming.
More accurately, her
eyeballs vanished into thin air.
You heard right...
Eyeballs disappeared.
We've immediately
contacted on-site staff
to recount the incident.
I was adjusting the lighting
when the director said her
eye light was insufficient.
As I approached her,
there was a buzzing sound...
And Maria's eyes disappeared.
Vanished completely.
What do you mean "vanished"?
The eyeballs were gone.
We heard they temporarily reappeared?
Yes, briefly, then disappeared again.
Too bizarre.
Recently, multiple similar
incidents have occurred in the city
causing public panic.
Here's another report
from our correspondent.
Mr. Wang, please describe what happened.
Last Friday around 10 AM,
I was watering plants in my yard
when suddenly my villa disappeared.
The villa behind you?
Yes.
Such a large building...
How did it vanish?
I don't know!
Like magic!
After about ten minutes,
it reappeared.
Are you sure you didn't imagine it?
Positive.
The property staff saw it too.
Right, we witnessed it.
We all saw it.
- Exactly the same!
- This...
The news reports
match my experience exactly!
Stay calm. Explain slowly.
Alright,
the day before yesterday afternoon,
I was driving with my girlfriend
on Bohai Road...
Officers,
can you imagine my butt hitting the road
at 80 km/h?
Bleeding nonstop for three days!
We understand.
Focus on the car.
The car vanished!
Disappeared!
It was my boss's car!
How do I explain this?
Did the car reappear?
No! If it did, would I
be here reporting it?
Okay.
Please register the car's details first.
Follow me.
Today's reports sound like fairy tales.
Captain Zheng,
we've retrieved the
bank cash theft footage.
Play it.
Was the footage edited?
I also suspected tampering initially,
but forensics confirmed it's authentic.
Bank technicians also verified
the surveillance system
wasn't compromised.
Captain, amusement park
reported something strange...
What?
A hot air balloon
disappeared mid-air.
Tourists fell into the water from the sky.
Seriously?
Hurry up, everyone!
Handle with care, these are luxury items.
Gently now.
So beautiful!
Cheers!
Xiaoying, I love you.
Thank you.
For letting me see this world
and you.
We should thank the aliens.
Quiet.
Tiantian doesn't know about the pen yet.
Where did we get all this money?
I told her you're a famous painter.
Why not say I'm world-famous?
Exactly!
How to explain Xiaoying's eyes?
I said you paid for her surgery.
She believes that?
Yes.
Isn't she naive?
Wow, so romantic!
Lower the right side.
Stop. Too much, go back slightly.
Okay, hold it.
Mr. Ke, here's the donation list.
Keep donatinghelp those who can't afford
medical care, education, housing,
the elderly, disabled,
especially struggling artists
who can't sell their work,
and actors who can't pay rent.
Give generously.
Understood.
Showing off in front of me now?
You two think
you're hot stuff just because you're rich?
Seems the entire Tangzhuang
can't contain the two of you!
Mind your tone with your benefactor.
Show some respect.
Get lost!
You brat!
Your money means nothing to me.
Escort them out!
After you.
Let's find someone else.
He doesn't want 5 million? His loss.
Pity.
Wait!
What did you say earlier?
I want to spend 5 million
on an art exhibition.
How... how much?
Five million.
Boss, should I escort them out?
Escort your sister!
Where are your manners?
[high energy pop music]
Wow!
I'm finally having my own exhibition!
Honestly,
this is redundant.
Meaning?
Double effort.
Why host an exhibition?
To gain fame?
Fame for what?
To make money!
With that pen...
We can have unlimited wealth!
Why bother with exhibitions?
That's our difference.
You live for money...
And you?
For dreams.
Oh please.
Suddenly you're so noble?
Spending millions on exhibitions...
Where's the money from?
Stop wondering.
His wealth
isn't your concern.
It is!
I've been having nightmares.
A loser who ghost painted for you
now surpasses you completely.
Infuriating!
Unbearable.
You're just jealous.
I am!
Regretful too?
Now that he's rich...
Bought a mansion with a garden...
You regret choosing me?
I know you chose me
but still look down on me.
Think I'm less talented than him.
Less gifted.
Then why be with me?
What's up?
Checked, Ke Huan sold zero paintings.
Could he have won the lottery?
No.
I've checked all lottery shops citywide.
No big winners.
Then only one possibility remains.
Wait, wait!
Friends, hold on!
Wait a moment!
Hold on!
Captain Zheng.
- Any progress on the case?
- Still investigating.
Is the bank theft related to
recent disappearance cases?
Investigating.
Citizens reported UFO sightings...
Could these be alien activities?
Netizens speculate
about alien invasion.
Your comment?
Media friends,
we're fully committed to solving this case.
We urge media
to report responsibly
and avoid spreading rumors
that cause public panic.
Even if aliens truly invaded,
we have the capability to protect everyone.
That's all.
Dismissed. Updates will follow.
Captain Zheng, more comments?
Current progress remains
focused on possible UFO connections.
Alien invasion?
Too much sci-fi!
Could it be possible?
Well...
Nevermind.
Forget I asked.
Mr. Lei? What's up?
Captain Zheng,
are you investigating
the bank cash theft case?
- Yes.
- I want to report someone.
A person suddenly became
extremely wealthy recently.
I suspect
he might be the bank theft suspect.
Who?
Esteemed experts, collectors,
and media representatives,
welcome to the
once-in-a-millennium exhibition
of the prodigious artist Ke Huan.
Since when am I a
"once-in-a-millennium genius"?
- Starting now.
- It's trending on all news platforms.
Great artists are defined by
their lifelong dedication to realizing
their ideals.
Through self-refinement,
they prove
life isn't just about suffering...
It can be as poetic and magnificent as art.
Please welcome.
The poet and painter Ke
Huan, making a grand entrance!
Great!
Put these over there.
Here, take this.
Don't just watchdrink while you look.
This painting is good.
Teacher Ke, smile a bit.
[cameras clicking]
Teacher Ke, take the
pen and sign your name.
What do people think of my paintings?
Amazing!
Be serioustell me the truth.
Dear journalists,
what do you think of
Teacher Ke Huan's works?
Be honest.
Absolutely fantastic!
Everyone here took 20,000
yuan red envelopes from us.
Of course they won't tell the truth.
I have an idea.
Disguise yourself and blend into the crowd.
That way, you can hear
their real opinions about your work.
But they all know me.
Just wear a disguise.
Makes sense.
Follow me.
Holy shit, you!
You can't pull off this hairstyle.
What are you staring at? Scram!
Go look at the paintings.
Why did you tear off the wig?
Are you trying to escape in disguise?
Go listen for me too.
Okay.
Hello.
What do you two think of these paintings?
Good.
Pretty good.
What's good about them?
What's good about them?
Explain what's good about them.
Well...
They look realistic.
Look at this watermelonit looks so real
I want to take a bite.
You can't judge a
painting by realism alone.
If you want realism, a
camera takes better photos.
We should evaluate based on
composition, color, lighting, brushwork,
and the artist's emotional
experiencesmultiple dimensions.
You're taking such detailed notes.
You must really admire this painting.
No, no, no.
I'm compiling a list
of this painting's bugs.
Baka?
Baka is Japanese.
I meant bug in English...
Flaws, problems.
You're saying this painting is bad?
Bad isn't accurate.
It's garbage.
Garbage.
How can you be so vicious?
I think this painting is great.
Look at this girlso pure and beautiful.
Her eyes look like they're speaking.
Such a lifelike work
shows the painter's skill.
Is the person in this painting me?
Sorry...
I'm not very familiar with your appearance.
Ke Huan's woman
has an IQ bug.
Bidder No. 8 wins at 100,000 yuan...
One of Teacher Ke Huan's
Raccoon Paintings!
Teacher Ke Huan's Nostalgia...
Starting bid at 50,000 yuan!
100,000!
150,000!
200,000!
300,000!
300,000 once...
300,000 twice...
300,000 sold!
Is this real?
- Of course.
- Deal closed...
Cold hard cash.
Last year, no one wanted this for 30 yuan!
When Van Gogh was alive, no
one wanted his paintings either.
Why are they priceless now?
Because he died.
Plenty of dead painters exist.
100,000!
Because masters are
geniuses ahead of their time.
Countless later generations
admire their works...
Out of passion,
investment,
admiration, showing off,
pretending to be cultured,
or flaunting wealth.
But the master is dead...
His surviving works are limited.
Scarcity drives value.
Right.
But I have many paintings.
Who says?
Only five are available on the market.
Where are the others?
I bought them all.
Why?
Because of this clause:
Party A may purchase all works from
Party B at the starting bid price. Haha!
At least you kept five...
Showing some conscience.
Nobuying all would make them worthless!
Shameless profiteer!
Artists die in poverty,
while speculators exploit their works
through manipulation.
Don't say that,
my dear patron.
Without my all-around packaging and hype,
would you be a renowned artist?
Did you hire those two clueless idiots
to pad the crowd?
Who?
Hello?
Captain Zheng, confirmed:
The cash Ke Huan used
to buy his villa matches
the serial numbers from the bank heist.
Copy that.
Do you two have invitations?
Yes.
Why are the police arresting them?
It's nothing...
Just a misunderstanding.
Stay calmit's all a mistake.
A mistake.
Then explain
why the cash you used
matches the stolen bank funds'
serial numbers.
I don't know.
Maybe you're mistaken.
Denying it?
Then tell me:
Where did you get
your sudden wealth?
I found it.
Found it?
You think I'm an idiot?
Do you know how massive
70 million in cash is?
Found it?
If you suspect we stole it,
show us proof.
The stolen cash is proof.
How did someone else's
stolen car end up with you?
You're saying this is a stolen car?
I'm asking you!
If you bought it,
show me the purchase invoice.
Fine.
I admit...
We have superpowers.
What? Superpowers?
Yes.
Tell me what you want right now...
We'll materialize it.
I want a Ferrari.
Get me one.
No problem.
But with you all staring at us like this,
we can't use our powers.
Hmm.
What do you want?
Officer, which Ferrari model do you want?
Any.
Okay.
Ready yet?
Almost, hold on.
Hurry up.
A Ferrari...
Latest model.
Real or fake?
Genuine.
Here it comes!
Are you okay?
Fine.
Just helping the police with their case...
See?
I told you it was nothing.
All a misunderstanding.
Everyone, disperse...
Back to the exhibit.
Yes, move along.
Baby, are you really okay?
Do you know how worried I was?
I'm fine.
We used the alien pen to
draw 200 million yuan here...
And the bank lost 200 million.
We drew a villa here...
And a villa vanished there.
So
this pen doesn't create
things from nothing...
It teleports them
from elsewhere to us.
We draw something here...
It disappears from there.
Matter transfer.
Exactly.
Holy shit.
Unbelievable!
So when you drew eyes for me,
that Hollywood actress lost hers?
Yes.
Her eyes were transferred to you.
This is a real car.
Captain Zheng, what's up?
Breaking news: A Ferrari
vanished from a 4S store.
[suspenseful music]
This is insane.
What do we do?
Take immediate action.
Your action is surveillance?
What else?
Just arrest them!
On what grounds?
What law criminalizes superpowers?
I've reported this to higher-ups.
Awaiting orders.
The police are watching uswhat now?
Let them watch.
Everything we made with the pen
wasn't stolen or robbed.
We have nothing to fear.
Right.
With a clear conscience,
we don't fear midnight knocks.
Who's there?
You're Ke Huan's girlfriend, right?
Who are you?
Ma Shasha.
What happened to you?
He hit me.
Why?
He was upset.
So he just hit you?
I deserved it.
We broke up.
I'm returning to my hometown tomorrow.
I came to see you
to apologize.
I couldn't resist his
temptations back then.
I was wrong.
Stop drinking.
Let me drink!
You're a billionaire now...
Why care about one bottle?
Hollywood star Maria
lost her eyes mid-shoot
under mysterious circumstances.
The devastated actress
attempted suicide multiple times,
making global headlines.
We'll continue tracking this story.
Born September 30, 1979,
Maria was raised in Venice, Italy,
where her father...
How could this happen?
Her eyes were her most striking feature.
Imagine going from global
stardom to blindness overnight...
How could she face her fans?
I'd break down too in her place.
Xiao Yan,
your eyes look exactly like hers!
Really?
Yes.
Stop drinking.
One more bottle.
I was such an idiot back then...
Obsessed with painting,
chasing fame,
disappearing for months
to sketch outdoors...
Ignoring my partner's feelings.
I was wrong.
You weren't.
I was just too poor.
When your father was
hospitalized after the accident,
I couldn't even afford
the 5,000 yuan surgery fee.
If I were you,
I'd have chosen someone who could pay
for my father's treatment too.
Let the past stay buried.
You're famous nowa great painter.
Congratulations.
Great painter?
I'm a fraud...
It's all the alien pen's doing.
Alien pen?
This power...
All of this...
Was drawn with it.
I knew there was more to this!
What now?
How much have you had to drink?
When did Ma Shasha leave?
I don't remember.
Are those two cops still outside?
They're gone.
They're inside.
The coffee's good.
Thanks.
Can we tour your mansion?
Be my guest.
Why are the police in our house?
They said they wanted water.
They probably know about the pen.
What do we do?
Don't act guilty.
Stay calm. Take deep breaths.
Follow my lead. Act natural.
Maybe we should tell the police the truth.
I had nightmares all night.
Because we embezzled bank funds.
We got life sentences.
Mine was different.
I dreamed we got death sentences.
But dreams aren't reality.
The police can't ignore reason, right?
Did we break any laws?
I don't think so.
Exactly.
Then why do I feel so uneasy?
How many get-rich-quick
schemers feel at ease?
You'll get used to it.
If the police knew about our alien pen,
they'd confiscate it.
Obviously.
They'd make us return everything we drew.
Of course.
Then we'd be penniless again.
- You want that?
- No.
Also,
Xiaoying's eyes...
Would you make her blind again?
No.
There you go.
What if we do this:
Return half the money we drew?
What about Xiaoying's eyes?
Return one eye then.
The eyes are already on her face.
Gouging them out isn't right.
Not gouging.
The pen can erase
things back to their origins.
I'll tear up the drawing then.
So they can't erase it.
Then the police would force you
to redraw the actress's eyes.
Right.
Then just redraw them.
If my sight comes from others' darkness,
I'd rather stay blind.
Brother Kehuan.
My biggest dream was to see the world.
To see you.
Now my dream is fulfilled.
I'm already grateful.
I don't want to live my life
with lifelong guilt toward others.
Hear that?
A grown man has less
integrity than a blind girl!
This "weak girl" was blind for 20 years,
never seeing the world's splendor.
But we with sight
covet everything we see.
Want to possess everything.
Turning ourselves into bundles of desire.
Unmet desires bring pain.
Satisfied desires breed greater ones.
Endless insatiability.
Actually,
all we really need is a glass of water.
What's this?
Goji-deer penis soup.
I've been feeling kidney-deficient.
Lust is just another form of desire.
It's all this evil pen's fault.
Let's vote:
Should we give it to the police?
Raise hands if yes.
I agree.
Two to one - it's fate!
I agree too.
Why are you here?
I told you to avoid the police.
I'm avoiding here.
You heard everything we said?
I did.
Tiantian.
I also think we should surrender the pen.
Xiaoying's right.
We can't live our lives
in constant anxiety.
But if we clear our conscience,
we'll be penniless again.
You'll lose the luxury car,
the mansion.
You think I chose you for material things?
Aren't you?
My looks then?
Handsome is just part of your charm.
What's the other part?
Devotion.
You're different from other admirers.
I feel your genuine heart.
You truly love me.
Sweetie.
Honey.
Are we that nauseating?
I'm disgusted with myself.
I was an artist pursuing truth and beauty.
This pen corrupted my soul.
Made me a fraudulent so-called genius
who bought fame with fake money.
Whenever I think about it,
I just...
Now we have three votes.
You decide.
Can you guarantee we won't be punished?
I guarantee. Your case is sci-fi material.
Future laws might criminalize your actions,
but not now.
In that case,
can we keep a few million?
What do you think?
No.
- Correct.
- Then can we...
No.
Keep bargaining,
and I'll make you vomit
everything you've consumed.
Officers, prepare for
worldview-shattering revelations.
Shocking, eh?
When I first saw it,
my jaw dropped further than yours.
Where's the pen?
Officers, tough night shift?
She's drunk. Taking her home.
[dramatic music]
It's the legendary magic pen!
Boss Lei,
with this pen,
we can have anything we want.
Unlimited power!
I love unlimited power!
Why are you laughing?
Fly the plane!
Give me paper.
Boss Lei,
what will you draw?
My dream is to be the
world's greatest art dealer.
I'll draw an ultra-modern
exhibition center!
Perfect!
This will become the
world's premier art hub.
Top artists worldwide will exhibit here.
Then I'll strike it rich!
You built this just for money?
Nonsense!
I'm
fulfilling dreams!
But my dream is getting rich.
Then just draw money directly!
Right!
Why not draw money?
Paper!
What's money for anyway?
Obviously
for luxury cars and mansions
living extravagantly!
Not for charity!
Then why not draw those directly?
Exactly!
I'll draw a mansion surpassing Ke Huan's!
Yes!
My ideal mansion
is beyond your imagination.
You drew a palace?
My true dream
is owning my own kingdom.
You want to be emperor?
With this, why not?
Absolutely possible!
When you're emperor,
what about us?
Eunuchs, naturally.
Your Majesty,
don't treat us this way!
You'll get a ton of gold monthly.
Acceptable treatment?
Deal!
Absurd.
Confine this woman to the cold palace!
As commanded.
Are you sure?
She's the empress!
With her looks? She's just a concubine.
My queen must be the
world's most beautiful woman.
Like this.
Oops, upside down.
This one.
The winner of this beauty
pageant is contestant 18
Miss Alice!
Beautiful.
Crown's already placed.
I wanted to win so badly.
Just a dream.
Not a dream.
Not a dream.
Impossible.
No lunatics dress like
you three in real life!
Pinch your cheek to check.
Ow! It hurts!
Liar.
It's real.
Where am I?
Who are you?
I'm your master.
From now on, you belong to me.
Kiss me,
and I'll forgive you.
Her punches are fierce.
Looks painful.
You two idiots, stop gawking!
Restrain her now!
I want her tonight!
Help! Someone help!
Lei Zhengyi, release the girl!
Erase these illegal structures immediately!
Why should I?
This is an airport runway.
Your illegal construction
endangers public safety!
My apologies,
we'll relocate elsewhere.
You'll build nowhere!
Everything created by this pen
isn't conjured from nothing
it's stolen from others!
You're stealing others' property!
This is wealth appropriation!
Who doesn't seize others' wealth?
This is how the world works
I profit from you, you profit from me.
For every million earned,
someone loses a million.
Global wealth is finite,
just shifting between hands.
Survival of the fittest!
He makes sense...
Sophistry!
Paper!
I'll draw 100 million for you officers!
Lei Zhengyi!
I've explained the consequences.
Continue this theft,
and I'll arrest you for grand larceny!
Understood?
Hand over the pen!
Options?
According to their logic,
everything on Earth is owned.
We'll get arrested anywhere.
Then maybe...
We draw on the moon!
Moon has no oxygen!
You want us dead?
I know paradise
blossoms and warmth.
Where?
Pandora's planet.
Transportation?
This!
Lei! What are you drawing?
Drop the pen!
Back off or I kill him!
Stay back!
Put the knife down!
Stay away!
Lower your weapons!
We must retrieve the cosmic stabilizer
before returning.
But prolonged search
risks violating Galactic Accord.
Would you rather breach protocol
or face imprisonment for losing equipment?
Let's break some rules then.
Incredible!
But how
do we board it?
Draw stairs!
Who'll pilot it?
You fly planes!
Your job!
I'm not certified for spacecraft!
This license I don't have!
This is the UFO spaceship.
The pen fell from it.
This is truly mind-blowing.
- Xiao Lin.
- Here.
Try to contain the information.
To avoid public panic.
Too late.
Don't blink.
The aliens are coming down.
Do these aliens have leg problems?
Did you move our spacecraft here?
I don't understand alien language, dude.
He's greeting you.
Pleasure to meet you.
Welcome to the earth.
Ke Huan! Ke Huan!
Don't move!
Put him down!
Alien friends,
let's talk peacefully instead of fighting.
Yes, yes.
Put him down.
Right, right.
Where's the obstacle clearer?
Bomb them.
Then the pen will be ours.
How to bomb?
You can fly planes.
Why ask me?
I don't have that kind of license either.
- Where are they?
- Scatter now, quick!
Hurry, disperse!
Boss Lei.
Shut up.
Don't be so despicable.
Stealing others' possessions
is already shameless,
and you even want to kill them?
Are you still human?
Why are you still standing?
Go out and apologize!
Three alien friends,
please move aside.
We need to exit.
We surrender...
We surrender...
Why damage it?
Kill him!
Wait.
Alien friends, it's not his fault.
I'm the one who damaged your device.
[suspenseful music]
I'm a painter.
I carved it into a paintbrush.
I carved it.
He's innocent.
It seems this planet is like ours.
Not only filled with evil and greed,
but also justice and kindness.
It is precisely because
of justice and kindness
that this planet has
such a vibrant civilization.
Let's go.
Three friends,
stay for dinner?
No,
all these were drawn using your device.
Could you help return
everything to its original place?
I'll treat you to a meal.
Let everything return to where it belongs.
They really vanished.
Disappeared.
Xiao Ying.
Xiao Ying, Xiao Ying.
Xiao Ying, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Though I've lost my eyes,
I still have you.
Wrong person, I'm here.
We were awarding prizes
and announcing the champion when
she suddenly disappeared.
She's back.
This gold brick was given
by my great-grandfather.
He was a royal painter in the palace.
[whoosh]
[playful music]
It was here just now, did you see it?
The clothes returned!
What's happening?
What occurred?
Isn't it obvious?
Thankfully our underwear wasn't drawn,
or it'd be awkward.
It's already awkward.
Please gather closer for a group photo.
We shouldn't disturb this planet anymore.
Time to leave.
Can't leave now.
What do you mean?
Our spaceship was "returned
to its original place" by you.
How do we leave?
Dammit, I pressed too hard earlier!
What now?
Either get captured for zoo exhibitions
or chase immediately.
Then why aren't we chasing?
Let's go.
Stop!
Please move aside.
Wait... I...
I drew things without stealing or robbing.
Why arrest me?
For illegal confinement,
attempted rape,
and endangering public
safety. Take him away.
No, we...
They did it!
Not us, you did!
Move! Quickly!
Hurry up.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know he planted a camera on me.
It's over.
Those drawn things
never truly belonged to me.
Now everything's reset.
All returned. It's better this way.
If only that pen could
reverse human emotions too.
Jealous?
Not at all.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Wait, let me support you.
Come on.
Why didn't your clothes revert?
Our clothes weren't drawn
they were bought with money.
Can you return the spent money
to its original owners?
That's a complicated question.
Let me think.
[dramatic music]
Audience members,
Hollywood superstar Maria,
known as Earth's Flower,
experienced a mysterious eye disappearance
during her new film shoot in China.
Today marks her first public
appearance post-recovery.
Our station will provide full coverage.
[applause]
Thank you all!
[humorous music]
This artwork is based on
my personal experience.
I aim to express that
human desires are insatiable
and must be restrained by kindness.
What do you think?
Seems clichd.
Wrong extreme mundanity
becomes sophistication.
If I painted like this,
would you understand?
No.
Exactly.
Making art comprehensible to the public
is an artist's fundamental duty.
Here, 300 yuan and it's yours.
Hang it in your bedroom.
Hey, 300 yuan doesn't even cover the cost!
30 yuan take it!
Not interested in art? Want the pen?
Tch.
Philistine.
Ke Huan, the shop's overwhelmed
and you're chatting nonsense?
I'm promoting my work.
Promote what?
Always slacking off.
I must've been blind to
choose someone like you.
Go wash customers' hair now
they're waiting!
[street noise]
What are you staring at?
Don't you have a family to support?
[street noise]
[fade to silence]