Kung Fu Soccer (2026) Movie Script
After 4 years, the Supreme
and Invincibles Cup is back!
The best teams on the
planet have gathered here!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen!
The 16 Strong have officially arrived!
First to take the
stage: Team Gold Dragon!
Fast as lightning.
Fierce and graceful as a dragon.
Team Ganges.
Dubbed the "Army of Abnormals".
Mysterious and unpredictable.
Team Pear Blossom.
Behind their beauty lies a deadly heart.
They are masters of cunning tactics.
Team Coral.
They push the limits
of physical ability.
Absolute power.
And here they are...
The seven-time defending champions...
Team Grand River!
The perfect blend of technique
and physical strength.
They are football royalty.
Team Emei.
Their first time on the big stage.
They are unknown, but maybe
they can do the auntie dance.
Please come in.
Come on forward.
Let's welcome our Chairwoman, Lina Zhao!
I hereby declare...
The Supreme and
Invincible Cup is now open!
KUNG FU SOCCER
Wait, according to our information,
the average age of
Team Emei players is 35.
Most athletes would
have retired by then.
Why start now?
- What's wrong with 35?!
Here's the thing...
Emei internal power
takes years to master.
We are actually at our peak right now.
Emei internal power?
- That's right.
Kung fu combined with football.
Have you seen Shaolin Soccer?
- No.
You're missing out!
Anyway, "lose" is not in my dictionary.
But at least in this week's qualifier,
your team lost to the
lowest-ranked team of all time,
Team Dried Fish.
- They were much weaker back then.
We couldn't bear to hurt them.
- You mean...
you lost because you held back?
- Yes!
No!
Athletes don't hold back. It's just
that our power is extraordinary.
That's right.
When we play against other teams,
we practically kill half the team.
We even knocked down the goalposts,
injuring several spectators.
But they quickly recovered.
I see.
Did you take the wrong medicine?
- Actually, she didn't take any medicine.
Football
is about 2 words...
Be water, my friend!
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend.
That's 5 words.
Be-water,
my-friend,
2 words. -
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend...
What is going on?
- What do you mean 2 words?
Sorry.
We have something to attend to.
Enough!
Excuse us...
Team Emei's rambling just now
has left the press here confused.
Netizens are responding negatively.
What are they even talking about?
Silence the public opinion.
Route one, sir.
Grandmaster!
How much longer will
your seclusion last?
What's your name, sexy?
My seclusion will be a bit longer.
What is it, Chairman?
We're in trouble! The team's rambling
has upset everyone!
Your captain gets easily
angered in front of the media
and it's raising my blood pressure.
This is the girls'
first major tournament.
If they say something wrong,
please be understanding.
Be understanding?
Netizens want to kill my family!
Did they say they really mean it?
Whatever.
Book me a ticket out of town!
- Calm down.
I've already sent an expert
to straighten them out.
Who?
My martial brother...
Their Granduncle.
Uncle Chen. Shut off the
water valve before fixing it.
Or you'll get freezing cold.
- Alright!
Welcome. Granduncle.
I'm Coach Guanghui.
- Hello, Coach.
Actually, I'm just their
cook. Shuang is the real coach.
Long time no see, Granduncle.
Long time no see, Shuang.
Long time no see, Jade.
- Granduncle.
The older you get, the
more handsome you are.
There are some of you I haven't met yet.
My name is Xu Feng, technically
I am your Granduncle,
but let's not worry about seniority.
I just returned from studying
abroad. I don't have much experience,
but I will be your advisor.
- Granduncle.
Remember when you fell into the latrine?
If we hadn't pulled you out, you
would have drowned in a pit of shit.
Clan Rule No. 9!
Don't be disrespectful to your seniors!
You just said not to
worry about seniority.
This isn't about seniority.
It's about manners.
Where are your manners?
Sorry, Granduncle.
We were wrong.
Leave Loony out of it!
I...
Shouting does no good.
You succeed with proper ethics.
Miss, interrupting is rude.
I understand.
- See?
Enough chit-chat. Your
Master is in seclusion.
She gave me an important task.
What is it?
To guide you on the path to victory.
The path to victory! Amazing!
Sisters!
- Let's get to it!
You're amazing.
- No.
Don't mess up my hair...
There's another comb!
Great Grandpa, how
many heads do you have?
Another comb?
Don't be disrespectful to your senior!
Succeed with proper ethics.
Mind your manners.
Let me see...
- Don't be shy.
Why are you blushing?
Are you sick?
88!
Present!
Weak pulse, kidney trauma, weak knees...
Frequent nighttime urination,
lack of energy, no stamina...
Physically frail, weak-willed...
I get it, we can talk in private.
This is our masseuse, 88.
He's blind.
You're wrong again, the
sexy one is on the left.
Enough!
Don't be afraid, Granduncle.
You're married, acting like a virgin!
Have you no shame?
- I'm divorced, mind your own business!
They are fierce and love to bully.
I'll protect you.
We will protect you too!
Such strong internal power!
Let's spar!
- Disciples of Emei, listen to me!
Do you think I'm joking around?
No, sir!
They were just kidding with you.
There's no time for jokes!
I'm being serious now.
I demand your cooperation and obedience!
"Team Emei are shameless braggarts."
"Hope a truck runs them over."
"Team Emei, you are useless."
You're only trending for all the wrong reasons!
- Ignore the netizens!
Just listen to me!
You I'm talking about!
What did that English phrase mean?
"Be-water,
my-friend",
that's Bruce Lee's mantra.
This is a world tournament,
of course I'm speaking English!
What if I said,
"Act like water, my friend."
How's that?
- You're arguing in public.
Have you no shame?
- She started it!
Be-water,
my-friend.
That's 2 words.
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend.
How many words?
- Who cares?
Act normal in front of
reporters. Understand?
Alright.
Of course.
I will speak Chinese...
- I don't want to swear...
Proper Chinese.
- But if she says that again...
With clear pronunciation.
- I swear.
Enough!
Just keep your mouths shut.
(EMEI vs GOLD DRAGON)
Hi.
I must respect my seniors.
Since your team has so many seniors...
if anyone gets injured, I'll
cover the medical expenses.
Very kind of you.
Forgive me.
Grandmaster, luck is not on your side.
You need to focus.
You're right.
But I'm worried about those girls.
Since you mention it...
Team Emei is pretty old.
How can they hold up?
- That's not what I mean.
I'm worried about their opponents.
Don't play too rough today.
Don't hurt the seniors.
Okay, I'll take it easy.
It's raining, this is
going to be exciting.
Are you okay?
Get out of the way!
Fall back to defense!
Cover that side!
Equalize!
You go forward! Come on!
Kill her!
Play hard!
Fight!
Hey!
Quick!
Defensive positions!
Damn it! It's over!
[EMEI 22 : GOLD DRAGON 0]
Emei...
Shuang...
Jade...
Shuang...
- Jade...
Shuang...
Jade...
- Shuang...
Jade...
- Shuang...
First of all...
- Can you move aside?
Shuang, come here.
You move aside!
You crushed your opponents today.
Your power is insane!
You were dominant!
How will you celebrate tonight?
Let's celebrate at my place!
- Yeah!
Do you think you'll win it all?
Team Emei champions!
- World champions!
World champions!
Champions...
Captain Shuang.
We heard you're an orphan.
Do you feel insecure?
I also heard you use old-fashioned
and very harsh methods.
Like a psychopath.
Are you mentally ill? Are
you getting medical treatment?
Damn it!
It's stuck in my eye!
Miss, my car is this way.
I've told you a million
times. I don't need a ride!
Your father's orders.
- Go away!
Jade.
That gum hit right on
target. Do you practice that?
You're an heiress.
Why play football?
Your ex said his biggest regret
was marrying you. How do you respond?
His new girlfriend is 18. You could
be her mother. Aren't you angry?
If you want gossip, go ask her ex.
If anyone asks again,
I've lost my patience!
Okay, thank you! Talk to you later...
Don't leave yet...
Okay, thank you.
- Jade...
Shuang, Jade. You two...
You heard that question!
I'm sick of it!
- That's how paparazzi are!
Listen...
I'm glad you two stood
up for each other.
That's the Emei spirit.
I didn't defend her!
- I didn't defend her!
Jade, wait...
(WOMEN NEVER GIVE UP)
Come on!
One more!
Power comes from the toes.
Imagine how strong Shuang is.
Watching you makes me tired.
What's the point?
What are you doing? Start training!
I am training.
I'm tired.
Be serious!
Jade uses both sides of her feet
to train her curving kick instinct.
It looks like she's mastered it.
Every kick of Shuang's hits
the dead center of the ball.
The ball's trajectory is perfectly straight,
meaning her power is fully concentrated.
That explains it.
Captain.
Watch this.
What do you want to say?
I'm ready to play.
You think you can play just
because you can break sugarcane?
Yes.
If I put you in, can you win?
Definitely.
- I need 100% certainty.
Can you guarantee it?
You can't guarantee it!
Right?
Hey!
I'm talking to you. Don't act so cool.
I can. I can't promise 100%.
But...
- That means you will lose!
Honestly, it's possible.
No need to be that honest.
What she means is...
That's why you can only be a substitute.
It's not about your age or your ability.
It's about your mindset!
Without a definite goal to win,
what's the point of playing?
I've told you a million
times. The word "lose"
is not in my dictionary!
- I heard you.
I'm 1000% sure I will win.
1000%?!
It's okay. It's my fault...
Fine. I'm 10,000% sure!
10,000%?!
Captain.
They can hear you.
- They can't hear me!
They don't understand the
importance of problem-solving.
I'm criticizing you for your own good.
And you!
You've been ignoring me 90% of the time.
You and your flying powers.
Jump higher if you dare!
Calm down. Have a drink.
Where are you going?
I'm talking to you! Where are you going?
I have a name.
Jade.
Where are you going?
- It's break time, so what?
Captain, don't be angry. Jade, on
behalf of the Captain, I apologize.
On my behalf?
- Sorry, my bad.
I'll kill you right here!
It's fine.
As long as you don't break my heart,
it only feels like a little scratch.
Where is that spirit you once had?
That bastard ruined you!
What are you doing?
You're forcing your qi too hard.
It's not good for your body.
Let me calm you down.
- No need, just leave it.
Relax.
Feel it?
Feel what?
- My vital energy.
Actually, I want to say something.
Say what?
What's in my heart.
I'm leaving!
Captain. What a coincidence
meeting you here.
How coincidental? You're here too.
We were talking about work.
All the way out here?
We really were talking
about work. Right, Jade?
Don't drag me into this.
Excuse me for a moment.
She's angry.
Go after her.
- It looks like you're the one who's angry.
Are you jealous?
Jealous?
I meet jerks like you all the time.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm training.
Punching the tree again?
What's wrong?
Are you practicing your magic
shield when you're upset?
I'm fine.
Talk to me.
I want to make some extra nutrition
for the team, what do you think?
Sounds good.
Do you have the ingredients?
Shuang.
Can we talk?
One moment.
What's up?
I've been waiting for you.
Am I disturbing your training?
What did you say? Your
signal is breaking up.
Hurry up.
Can you hear me now?
- I can hear you.
Loud and clear.
Do I have to be the one to talk?
- No need.
No need.
Personal matters first.
You've got me all wrong.
I'm not a jerk. I'm
very serious about love.
I really like you.
I made pig's feet and peanut soup.
Enough talk.
Shave the hair off the feet first.
Wouldn't that take a long time?
Is leg hair that ugly?
Hair can make you itchy.
Don't leave a single strand.
There's a razor to your right.
Do you see it?
That's a big razor.
Done shaving?
Almost.
Almost.
I've never shaved my
legs with a machete.
But for you.
Burn it, it'll be faster.
Water!
His skin is burning.
Don't pour water on it.
It could damage the skin.
Let it burn.
- But it's hot!
It's really hot.
Stop complaining.
A calm mind cools you down.
No.
It's not working!
Oh yeah, my back hurts.
Does it feel tingly and numb?
It hurts a bit more!
Yes, that's right.
Do you know the auntie dance?
Auntie dance? Why?
Dancing can reduce the pain.
It's magic! Come on, start dancing!
Don't waste time.
- Alright.
Once all the hair is burnt off
boil the pig's feet and
peanuts together in the pot.
I'll call you later.
What the hell?
Are you possessed?
I thought you were...
It's complicated.
I want to explain. I'm not a jerk.
I don't want to hear it.
Unless it's about the team, go away!
This is about the team.
I think you are a problematic leader.
What's my problem?
There are many. Do
you have burn ointment?
Let's sit down and talk.
Have you ever played football?
- I...
haven't.
- Then why act like an expert?
Does only an expert
get to see the problem?
I don't have time to listen to
an outsider's nonsense like you.
Fine.
Then, let's get straight to the point.
I'm giving you an order
as your Granduncle.
How about that?
No.
In this world, if we
respect each other...
Respect my ass!
I've been holding back.
Don't...
- I'm old,
ugly, skinny as a carpet.
You want to pour your heart out to me?
It seems, don't you
know your own purpose?
How do you know?
You came to this team to show off
flirt with girls, and
play politics. Bah!
Disciples of Emei, hear my command!
I'm warning you...
- I'm warning you!
Football is my life.
You want me to follow your orders?
Over my dead body!
Then prepare to die.
We'll see who dies first.
Did you call me useless trash?
No! Who said that?
Jade, let's not talk about it.
It'll make things awkward.
Did he say that?
And you believe him?
- I don't want to get involved in your business.
Blame him for flirting with me.
Don't badmouth me behind my back!
Huh?
You are useless trash.
Don't fight...
Xu Feng...
You backstabbing instigator!
- Calm down.
The match is about
to start. Don't fight!
I'll kill you!
- Hello, Mr. Chen?
The signal here is not good.
I'll step outside.
- Stop!
Captain, let me handle him.
Mr. Chen.
Stop, I'll kill you!
Please, I'm begging you...
don't fight.
Stop it for my sake, okay?
How dare you fight in
front of the sponsor?
Why are you messing with my captain?
What's going on here?
- I don't know.
The match is about to
start, stop fighting!
It's time to enter the field.
They are changing
costumes, almost ready.
What's happening inside?
They are putting on their socks.
Your nose is bleeding.
Dozens of beautiful women
are changing clothes...
You know what I mean?
- I don't understand.
All you do is mock. Just
say what's bothering you!
No way!
You know it yourself!
If they don't come out,
they will be disqualified.
I'll handle it.
Almost ready.
What's going on in there now?
Putting on makeup.
You know, girls...
That's your tooth.
No.
This is a pistachio.
Security, there's a
weirdo eating teeth here.
Come quickly.
I quit. I'm leaving.
Fine!
You leave like you always do!
This time don't bother coming back.
You've been mad at me
ever since I came back.
And you won't tell me why.
Do I have to say it?
We swore
to play together and
conquer the world together.
But you ran away for your
true love and got married.
I warned you that he was a jerk!
And guess what? He didn't love you!
Happy now?
I may not be happy.
At least I have loved and lost.
If that's the case, eat
that love, why come back?
Because I missed you.
I want to come back and
play football with you again.
Yes, I was wrong before.
And I regret it.
If we can't be friends again...
I will leave forever.
Stop.
That's enough.
Do I have to disqualify them?
[EMEI vs GANGES]
Who is he?
- The Chairman.
He injured his head. So I saved him.
This is... because he...
Your injury is severe,
don't talk now, okay?
Attack!
[EMEI 1 : GANGES 0]
Nine-block wall!
Quick!
You go this way! You go that way!
[EMEI 2 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 4 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 9 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 12 : GANGES 0]
Shuang...
Shuang...
Shuang, let's take a selfie!
Okay, I'll be honest.
This was all planned.
I deliberately provoked you
so you two would make up.
Do you think I'm stupid?
You are stupid.
Put down the machete first.
Think about it. We
share the same interest.
I'm only valuable if you win.
Why would I want to hurt you?
- Liar!
You want revenge!
If you wanted us to unite, you
should have told us to talk nicely.
10 years of talking
couldn't erase your grudge.
You need to fight it out
properly to resolve it.
The Art of War says, "When
in danger, one will survive."
So, I created a
life-threatening danger.
You're a coward!
You're wrong. Dying is easy,
but it doesn't solve the problem.
Live to be brave.
This team still has many problems.
You will lose.
Lose to whom?
Team Pear Blossom and Coral are highly skilled.
Team Grand River, seven-time champions!
- Team Pear Blossom and Team Coral?
I could beat them with my spit alone.
I will crush Team Grand
River until their heads spin!
Your lack of confidence
has made you selfish.
What's wrong with lacking confidence?
I lack confidence because I'm an orphan.
It is precisely that lack of
confidence that has driven me this far.
You are amazing.
You are strong. And a great leader.
However, it takes more
than fighting spirit
to make a breakthrough.
You need calmness.
- Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I'll forgive you this time.
But if you mess with me again,
I won't forgive you.
- Understood.
Your next opponent is Pear Blossom
they have many secret tricks.
Watch the pressure points on your toes.
Don't let your weak spot get hit.
- How stupid.
This is football. Why would
I let my foot be my weak spot?
I've already moved my weak point...
Enough, no need to get naked.
Naked?
Just kidding.
I'm an orphan. And
you're a rich heiress.
How could we be
friends? Do you remember?
I remember.
Hold your stances!
Eat this.
No, thanks.
Where are your parents?
I don't have parents. I'm an orphan.
You have many parents.
They are my servants.
Why don't you go to the playground?
Why train here?
Because I like it.
And you?
I want to be strong
so I won't be abandoned.
Let's play together.
I won't leave you.
Hmm.
- Want to eat this?
After we eat, we'll be friends.
Okay, I want to.
You two are idiots.
Apologize now!
- For what?
Throw me the ball!
[FEROCIOUS FOOTBALLERS]
Ferocious Footballers?
[MACHO HAWKS vs FEROCIOUS
FOOTBALLERS] 0 : 0
[MACHO HAWKS vs FEROCIOUS
FOOTBALLERS] 0 : 30
How about a rematch?
The principles of kung fu
can be applied anywhere.
To prove it
we must become the women's
world football champions!
Granduncle is secretly
taking pictures of us!
Stop!
Haha! He fell into the latrine!
Take a bath, Granduncle!
Here's a lollipop, Granduncle.
Granduncle was so silly back then.
Why is he so cunning now?
I don't think even Grandmaster
knows his true nature.
I wanted to kill him yesterday.
And you fell in love with him?
How did he persuade you?
Actually, it's my fault.
To become world champion,
I gave it my all.
Now I'm almost 40.
Looking back, I realize
I've never been in a relationship...
Never held hands with a guy...
But you've never been cheated on...
Never experienced divorce.
Never felt those trivial
yet troublesome problems.
But at least you have loved and lost.
I used to hate you.
But I also admired you.
You can love someone unconditionally.
That is so brave.
You are the brave one.
Being able to bear loneliness...
That is true strength.
You don't need to comfort me.
Anyway...
you still have me.
What's going on here?
You said you've never held
hands. Now you can choose anyone.
Wow, that's a tough choice.
I don't have time, so just pick one.
They are too sexy, I can't handle it.
Don't be shy, you can do
whatever you want with them.
Don't mind if I do.
I'll kill you all!
How many goals do we want?
As many as possible.
Until the scoreboard explodes.
Until it explodes!
Did you hear that?
Yes!
Until the scoreboard explodes.
No, it's fighting spirit! You idiot.
I'm not playing to win.
What did you say? Say that again?
I said, I'm not playing to win.
Then why are you playing?
I play just to play.
You play just to play?
That's total nonsense!
Annoying!
- Come on, let it go...
No!
This girl, either stays
silent or talks back.
Take off your uniform.
Notify the organizers
of the roster change.
Remove her name!
Take off your uniform, you're fired.
How dare you! Come fight me.
I'll beat you to death.
Enough, enough...
Come on. Let's go onto the field.
[EMEI vs PEAR BLOSSOM]
Watch out for your weak points,
they might launch a surprise attack.
What are you doing?
What is wrong with you?
What are you doing?
She's too close.
Too close, she even sniffed my hair.
That's not funny.
- She didn't mean it.
I'm okay.
- Are you okay?
Yes.
- Alright.
Don't do it again.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Watch your back.
You too.
What kind of referee are you?
- Stop it!
She's diving!
- Stop it!
Emei's internal power is strong.
But every player has a weak point.
Hit it, and their qi will reverse.
They will lose their power.
You're amazing!
Xu Feng, you bastard!
I should have let you
drown in the shit pit!
Hey, come here!
No.
I can't hold this in anymore.
What kind of referee are you?
Can't you see she's in pain?
A yellow card, huh?
I like yellow cards.
Come on, give me one!
Give me a red card if you dare.
Come on, give it!
- My weak point was hit.
The team is counting on you, hold on!
Understand?
Promise me.
Are you okay, Captain?
Oh no, your weak point is hurting.
I'll heal you!
The bruise is gone.
She will recover after
taking the medicine.
But for today she won't
be able to use her power.
Hey, hurry up! My
lunchbox is getting cold.
You fucking bitch.
What did you say?
- Bitch.
Say it again.
- Slut.
Jade.
What happened?
An unwanted whore.
"D" stands for dumb.
Do you hear me?
Speak properly!
One kick per mistake!
Don't...
Hey, give me a red card!
Calm down...
[EMEI NO. 1]
You think you can get past me?
Yay!
My face...
It hurts...
It hurts...
It hurts...
The pain...
Everything hurts...
It hurts...
Yeah!
No, I have to play.
No, you're done.
- Captain, let us play.
You're not ready.
Push forward!
Come on, quick...
Loony, stop her!
Team Emei is getting thrashed.
Your Granduncle became a traitor.
How will you handle it?
Look at that sly smile.
Sorry.
I have to focus on playing mahjong.
Stop bothering me.
East.
I won! 3 points.
You said you wanted to
focus, yet you still lost.
A small loss is a win.
I could have had a pure flush all by myself!
- I know.
Grandmaster, how did you know?
- Impressive.
This is the strategy
of "retreat to advance".
Lose the battle to win the war.
Right?
- Smart.
Great move!
- 3 points, right?
Hey, why are you locking yourself away?
We can still advance even if
we lose once in the group stage.
Why are you beating yourself up?
We might face Pear
Blossom in the semifinals.
We can avenge our defeat.
Hey!
Come out.
I know you didn't mean
to leak our secrets.
If we lose, we lose together.
It's my fault
He set a trap, and I fell into it.
Actually, I'm also at fault.
Exactly, how are you
going to make it up?
I'll finish this whole bottle of herbal wine.
- I still need that!
Forgive me. I don't know why.
Seeing their gaze makes me lose focus.
It feels like being under a spell!
- I felt it too.
I felt it too.
- Me too.
Maybe we're cursed.
Let's do a ritual to
remove the negative energy.
The Chairman is very forward-thinking.
He already put on a
Taoist robe. Let's begin.
You're exaggerating, this is not a robe.
This is this season's Giogio Piano.
You may not know fashion.
But that's no excuse to lose!
That's not an excuse.
We lost because Xu Feng
tricked our captain.
That bastard is the culprit.
I'll cut him into 18 pieces!
Who are you going to cut up?
Sorry, I was just talking nonsense.
I came to see the captain.
How dare you come here?
Xu Feng, I'll kill you!
Why did you betray our captain?
88, calm down.
You're here? Then who is this?
That's the Chairman.
You haven't recovered.
You think you can fight me?
When it comes to kung fu, even
your Grandmaster calls me master.
You think you can beat me?
I have an idea.
- Let me try.
Here it comes!
Did it break?
- Not yet.
How about now, did it break?
Not yet, but...
Did the vase break?
- Not yet.
But the Chairman has...
The vase is broken. I'm okay.
I saved the Chairman!
Chairman!
You traitor! You betrayed Emei!
They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Your Grandmaster can't afford me.
When she comes out of
seclusion, she will kick you out!
Why wait?
I've already kicked myself out.
Granduncle.
Forgive him.
You are from the same sect.
That is why I came here
to teach him a lesson.
Respect your seniors.
Succeed with proper ethics.
- You used dirty tricks to beat me.
What kind of ethics is that?
What "dirty tricks"?
A trick that works is a good trick.
This is your dictionary!
(LOSE)
(LOSE)
Do you dare to bet with me?
If I win the next match,
you kneel before me, and take 3 slaps!
And if you lose again?
If I lose again, I will never
touch snacks and candy again.
No, Captain!
That's brutal.
Deal.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Dream on!
If you lose again, I'm
the one who will slap you!
Fine!
Just so you know, I practice Iron Palm.
And I have mastered Buddha's Palm.
Not afraid.
You better watch out.
Everyone, as your captain,
I'm sorry for worrying you.
We will crush Xu Feng,
and become champions!
Champions!
Champions!
If they meet Pear Blossom
again, can you win the rematch?
No.
Are their dirty tricks
really that effective?
It's not just dirty tricks.
It's also high-level
psychological warfare.
Controlling Shuang's mentality,
it's like a double-edged sword.
When she's down, it
becomes crushing pressure.
Emei's weakness is not in
their body's pressure points.
But in their emotional intelligence.
Are they destined to lose?
May God help them.
I hope they take the first step.
What is their first step?
To defeat Team Coral.
I won! Pong!
Win by 1 point!
What do you think about
Team Emei for the next match?
Our main target is Grand River.
Emei does have potential.
So we look forward to playing them.
Compared to you, their
strength is far behind.
Obviously.
- Actually, Team Emei
does not rely on physical strength.
- Right.
They use qi. That's a higher level.
Qi?
I don't care
Human strength is based
on science. Anyway...
Let me send a message to them.
They are at the training camp now.
What do you want to say to them?
I don't need to say anything.
What was that just now?
- I don't know.
Looks like a football.
Holy dragon!
Team Coral kicked a ball
towards us on live TV!
No way.
It's kilometers away.
It would take a long time
to get there by subway.
What the...?
Is that it?
That is the ball! It's
over 1,000 meters high.
Gravity accelerates the ball's fall.
A ball that weighs almost 1 pound
will hit with the force of 1 ton!
Wow!
I'm not afraid. I'll
kick that ball back!
Great! Jade!
It's your turn.
I didn't say that.
- Then who said it?
Don't point fingers.
Someone has to kick it back!
Shut up and run!
The Captain is devising a new
formation. She will be ready soon.
Without a definite goal to win,
what's the point of playing football?
The word "lose" is not in my dictionary!
I play just to play.
Play just to play?
That's total nonsense! Annoying!
It seems you've found a solution.
I'll play in the reserve team.
How many of them?
- All of them.
And the starting players?
On the bench.
Including you and me.
I know. It's a big risk.
Who cares? We have to try it.
We have to get Snowy back.
She is our main striker.
There's no team without her.
Snowy might have left you.
If she insults you, can you endure it?
That's too much!
I won't accept it.
You yourself often criticize.
That's ridiculous.
I am the captain and coach,
is it wrong to criticize?
Do you want Snowy back or not?
- Yes!
Then forget about right or wrong.
Prepare to receive the biggest
humiliation of your life.
Hi Snowy, have you eaten?
Um...
I mean...
Oh yeah?
We need to talk. Right?
Maybe there's a chance.
I mean...
How should I put it?
You know?
Uh...
Do you understand?
For example...
- Captain.
Can I rejoin?
Please?
Of course.
Thank you, Captain.
Maybe later, I can play in one match.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
Really?
That's great. Forgive me, Captain.
I'm not good with sweet talk.
But your words cut deep into my heart.
Well then, I'm off to training.
Why?
Um...
Snowy,
I...
I treated you badly.
I...
really...
am so sorry.
No, Captain. You've
been very good to me.
Don't say that.
You must seize this opportunity.
Definitely.
But, I think I'll be nervous
on my first appearance.
That's natural.
- But I vomit when I'm nervous.
You're joking.
She is serious.
She choked.
Maybe food poisoning.
Choking can cause emotional distress.
Like Chusan?
- It's okay, don't cry...
But for her, those are tears of joy.
Not emotional.
What about Hao? Is that emotional?
Don't be nervous...
She was just swatting a mosquito.
See.
I don't see anything.
They didn't field their starters.
Just these useless players.
This is not exciting at all.
The quarter-finals are
elimination matches.
It's hard to believe they
are using the useless players.
Today is going to be exciting.
We still have to cheer for them.
We must,
Calm yourselves!
I'm going to kill you all!
QUARTER-FINALS
[CORAL vs EMEI]
Move forward.
Damn it!
Should we help them?
Look at the captain who kicked her.
Hao is okay.
Look at Snowy and Chusan's gaze.
They are about to explode.
Chusan is moving so fast!
Is she running on jet fuel?
So fast!
Stop her!
Hao's Golden Bell Shield
can even stop an atomic bomb!
After our defeat, I realized
the whole team, including me
couldn't handle the pressure.
When we fall behind, we crumble.
We have to reset ourselves.
I plan to field our reserve players.
But they have no experience.
You said their mindset
about winning is lacking.
A winning mindset is a combination
of motivation and pressure.
Losing is not scary.
I have to lose to know my weakness.
Snowy also reminded me
that we should play just
for the sake of playing.
We will face real professional players.
We have to learn one
thing: to stay calm.
What?
Hey! You can't do that!
The Flying Fairy move is insane!
No one can stop it! No one!
Unstoppable!
FIRST HALF [EMEI 1 : CORAL 0]
Again?!
Stop her!
SECOND HALF [EMEI 5 : CORAL 0]
Oh my God!
We won...
Grandmaster. Your
reserves are ferocious.
Team Pear Blossom lost.
This is your chance for revenge!
Grand River is already in the finals!
If you beat them, it will
be a great victory for Emei!
Dinner is on you if you win.
That goes without saying.
But what I want to know is...
what if they lose?
I told you not to mess with me! Kneel!
Now you'll see who dies first.
SEMI-FINALS .
SEMI-FINALS [EMEI vs PEAR BLOSSOM]
Their new lineup is strong.
No wonder their captain
is just sitting there.
So what?
We don't compete in terms of skill.
That's right!
Referee! She hit me!
You...
Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
I'm fine...
Wait, no...
Are you okay?
What the hell!
They are attacking our players,
where is the sportsmanship?
Oh, my back hurts!
My wrist too!
Is the referee blind?!
That acting is so bad!
To fake being in pain...
internalize the external,
then externalize it.
(PREPARING TO BE AN ACTOR)
Repeat the action again.
Again.
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Don't smile.
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Perfect!
Great!
These contact lenses are great!
Send me the link.
What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?
Here, take them back!
Even contact lenses didn't work!
They're not falling for the bait!
It seems they have no
mental pressure today.
Then we have no other choice.
We have to show our real skills.
From now on...
we play for real.
Damn it!
Don't be afraid!
- Let's go!
Ouch, it hurts!
Take that!
Take that!
- Get them back!
I'm impressed. Good game.
Thank you.
Keep it up.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
Don't...
2 more slaps left.
Wait.
Kneel down.
Go ahead, slap here.
One more slap.
We made it to the finals!
Captain, why didn't
you give the third slap?
If I slapped him again, he
might die, and I'd go to jail.
I'm not that stupid.
So wise!
- Cheers!
Cheers, Captain!
It's spicy.
You could have killed him,
but you didn't. That is true strength.
You understand.
Think about it...
when he was playing tricks
on us, we became stronger,
as if unintentionally he was helping us.
That's quite a coincidence.
Maybe I'm wrong...
but could it have been intentional?
Captain, your meat is cooked.
Is that possible?
It was planned.
I deliberately provoked you
so you would unite.
Do you think I'm stupid?
This team still has many
problems. You will lose.
However, it takes more than fighting
spirit to make a breakthrough.
You need calmness.
- Shut up!
Sorry.
He wanted to help,
but I wouldn't listen.
He had to make me lose
so I could see my own weakness.
Ha!
I'm truly touched, Shuang.
You've finally grown up.
So, you two were in cahoots?
I don't want to lie.
But to help you change,
he said it was the only way.
And it proved to work.
Granduncle, you...
- Don't touch it.
Shuang...
your Iron Palm strike
is quite impressive.
Oh...
That's a compliment...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
But to carry out Grandmaster's orders,
I've caused you all a lot of trouble.
Sorry, Granduncle.
That slap means I have completed...
my mission.
I feel no pain. I feel proud.
Ah.
Excuse me for a moment.
But, Shuang...
What kind of Iron Palm did you learn?
Why do I keep drooling?
Drooling?
Normally, you don't...
drool...
Sorry, I need to go to the toilet.
Me too.
Me too...
Grandmaster!
You laugh at others' misfortune.
Is that appropriate?
No!
I'm sorry.
It's my fault. I made you worry.
I feel ashamed.
All great people grow through adversity.
Tell me, Shuang...
what does it take to be great?
Claim victory, accept defeat.
20 years of training
have led to tomorrow.
However, a word of wise advice...
Grand River's strength is unimaginable.
What is your plan to face them?
I will start by having a good meal.
Then go to karaoke.
Take a hot bath and have a good sleep.
- Good.
Very good.
Grandmaster.
This process has taught me a lot.
There is pain.
But with pain comes growth.
I still have a long way to go,
but I believe, in the days ahead...
Wait, I need to go to the toilet.
I'll take you.
- Let me help.
Me too...
Grandmaster's medicine
is very effective.
My swelling has almost gone.
I should have used it from the start.
Actually, the swelling
gives you character.
Really?
Slap me again to make it swell again.
I have a question.
Why didn't you deliver the third slap?
Do you like me?
No way!
- But, I like you.
For the past 10 years, I've
been carrying your photo.
Granduncle is secretly
taking pictures of us!
Stop!
He fell into the latrine!
I've liked you since I was little.
I'm leaving!
[FINAL ROUND]
[GRAND RIVER vs EMEI]
I saw something.
Me too.
- It must be because we drank too much last night.
I didn't drink.
Grand River's strength is unimaginable.
What is your plan to deal with them?
That power is excessive.
They are just warming up.
Should we take it easy?
We don't want to kill anyone.
Don't underestimate them.
5,000 years of Chinese
martial arts is unpredictable.
They are too fast.
- Like a cheetah.
As fast as the wind.
As calm as the forest.
As fierce as fire.
As immovable as a mountain.
They have reached the
pinnacle of invincibility.
Soaring high, diving sharply!
- Watch out!
Watch out for their corner kick tactics!
Watch the far side.
Watch for the cannon shot.
There is no tactic.
They are just trying to score.
Tiger Kick!
Can you handle it?
Yes!
The legendary Golden Bell Shield.
Hao can handle it.
That Tiger Kick is very powerful,
but the Golden Bell can withstand it.
Come on.
Are you okay?
No problem.
The tiger kick penetrated her body.
The second explosion
directly penetrated the core.
It broke through the shield's power.
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 1ST HALF GRAND RIVER 1 : EMEI 0
Grandmaster.
It seems they have met their match.
Indeed.
Then how can we win?
With determination and mindset.
They are like rabbits
being chased by a tiger.
They must be terrified.
I wonder what a
frightened rabbit will do.
I can't wait to see.
(Team Emei Locker Room)
In martial arts, nothing
is more powerful than speed.
How can you win if you
are not fast enough?
We are not trying to be fast.
We will slow down.
That will disrupt their
rhythm and their confidence.
Let's go!
It didn't work!
We're doomed.
- Calm down.
We still have Sisi.
Eight Trigrams & Five
Elements has a soft palm
and a hard one. It can
counter the Tiger Kick.
That's not the Tiger Kick!
We have more than one trick.
An animal freezes when it is terrified.
Its body tenses up, its mind goes blank.
Facing the Phantom Ghost Kick.
No one is immune.
Look at them!
- Stay calm.
She's just stiff.
It won't kill her.
But we are losing 2-0.
They haven't been
completely defeated yet.
Let her in.
Wrong way, it's that direction.
Sorry.
- What the hell!
We've arrived.
Their goalkeeper seems to
have a visual impairment.
She's blind as a bat!
Nice catch!
What a save!
Team Emei really is...
a team with hidden talent.
What the eyes see is just an illusion.
Their deadly moves
are just paper tigers.
It's time for a counterattack!
Yes!
Goal! We can fight back!
They blocked the Tiger Kick head-on
and returned the ball
with double the power.
Goal!
- 2-1!
What's wrong with you all?
It was expected.
You're overreacting.
Time is almost up.
Their 3 strikers are already down.
How can they turn it around?
We still have 1 ace left.
Loony, our Thunder Leg.
She has a dual personality.
There is a Mr. Hyde residing in her body
who masters the Thunder Leg.
She is stronger than Shuang.
But when her bastard ex dumped her,
her wild side no longer appeared.
We have to bring back that Thunder Leg.
I can't imagine losing you.
Let me take care of you.
I'm broke, I've given you everything.
Then go make more money!
You promised to take care of me!
I can't take care of
you if you have no money!
Wow, 2-2! We're tied!
Wow, we did it!
We hit the jackpot! Amazing!
Don't overreact.
- It was expected.
What's wrong with you?
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 2ND HALF GRAND RIVER 2 : EMEI 2
Loony collapsed.
That move drains everything.
She can only use it once.
- Can we still win?
Of course.
Their goalkeeper is also down.
Captain's leg is broken.
Jade's neck is sprained.
3 minutes left.
We need to score 1 more goal to win.
But all our strikers are already down.
We can only rely on
the rest of the team.
As long as the opposing
goalkeeper can't get up,
we still have a chance.
You are so cute.
What is your name?
My name is Aman.
Please hang in there.
Definitely.
Aman!
Stop them with your life!
Don't go down again!
Alright! I will not go down!
Gather up!
Come at me!
Come on!
Stop them!
Come on, quick!
Stop him!
Don't let her break through!
Come on!
Captain!
Is that...?
It's just a trap!
Aman!
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 2ND HALF GRAND RIVER 2 : EMEI 3
We won!
We won!
Good game.
- Likewise.
I'm truly impressed.
We won!
Emei...
CHAMPIONS SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
You are all amazing!
- Thank you.
Chinese kung fu is the best
thing we must achieve
to become the women's
world football champions.
We will be champions!
We will be champions!
Shuang and Jade invite
others to play football.
They join the tournament.
Aren't they crossing the line?
That's also good.
Let them play.
Come on!
1, 2, 3!
Let's take a team photo!
They are pretty good.
Yeah, they have some tricks.
Bro, what do you think?
Let's have a match against them.
THE END
and Invincibles Cup is back!
The best teams on the
planet have gathered here!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen!
The 16 Strong have officially arrived!
First to take the
stage: Team Gold Dragon!
Fast as lightning.
Fierce and graceful as a dragon.
Team Ganges.
Dubbed the "Army of Abnormals".
Mysterious and unpredictable.
Team Pear Blossom.
Behind their beauty lies a deadly heart.
They are masters of cunning tactics.
Team Coral.
They push the limits
of physical ability.
Absolute power.
And here they are...
The seven-time defending champions...
Team Grand River!
The perfect blend of technique
and physical strength.
They are football royalty.
Team Emei.
Their first time on the big stage.
They are unknown, but maybe
they can do the auntie dance.
Please come in.
Come on forward.
Let's welcome our Chairwoman, Lina Zhao!
I hereby declare...
The Supreme and
Invincible Cup is now open!
KUNG FU SOCCER
Wait, according to our information,
the average age of
Team Emei players is 35.
Most athletes would
have retired by then.
Why start now?
- What's wrong with 35?!
Here's the thing...
Emei internal power
takes years to master.
We are actually at our peak right now.
Emei internal power?
- That's right.
Kung fu combined with football.
Have you seen Shaolin Soccer?
- No.
You're missing out!
Anyway, "lose" is not in my dictionary.
But at least in this week's qualifier,
your team lost to the
lowest-ranked team of all time,
Team Dried Fish.
- They were much weaker back then.
We couldn't bear to hurt them.
- You mean...
you lost because you held back?
- Yes!
No!
Athletes don't hold back. It's just
that our power is extraordinary.
That's right.
When we play against other teams,
we practically kill half the team.
We even knocked down the goalposts,
injuring several spectators.
But they quickly recovered.
I see.
Did you take the wrong medicine?
- Actually, she didn't take any medicine.
Football
is about 2 words...
Be water, my friend!
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend.
That's 5 words.
Be-water,
my-friend,
2 words. -
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend...
What is going on?
- What do you mean 2 words?
Sorry.
We have something to attend to.
Enough!
Excuse us...
Team Emei's rambling just now
has left the press here confused.
Netizens are responding negatively.
What are they even talking about?
Silence the public opinion.
Route one, sir.
Grandmaster!
How much longer will
your seclusion last?
What's your name, sexy?
My seclusion will be a bit longer.
What is it, Chairman?
We're in trouble! The team's rambling
has upset everyone!
Your captain gets easily
angered in front of the media
and it's raising my blood pressure.
This is the girls'
first major tournament.
If they say something wrong,
please be understanding.
Be understanding?
Netizens want to kill my family!
Did they say they really mean it?
Whatever.
Book me a ticket out of town!
- Calm down.
I've already sent an expert
to straighten them out.
Who?
My martial brother...
Their Granduncle.
Uncle Chen. Shut off the
water valve before fixing it.
Or you'll get freezing cold.
- Alright!
Welcome. Granduncle.
I'm Coach Guanghui.
- Hello, Coach.
Actually, I'm just their
cook. Shuang is the real coach.
Long time no see, Granduncle.
Long time no see, Shuang.
Long time no see, Jade.
- Granduncle.
The older you get, the
more handsome you are.
There are some of you I haven't met yet.
My name is Xu Feng, technically
I am your Granduncle,
but let's not worry about seniority.
I just returned from studying
abroad. I don't have much experience,
but I will be your advisor.
- Granduncle.
Remember when you fell into the latrine?
If we hadn't pulled you out, you
would have drowned in a pit of shit.
Clan Rule No. 9!
Don't be disrespectful to your seniors!
You just said not to
worry about seniority.
This isn't about seniority.
It's about manners.
Where are your manners?
Sorry, Granduncle.
We were wrong.
Leave Loony out of it!
I...
Shouting does no good.
You succeed with proper ethics.
Miss, interrupting is rude.
I understand.
- See?
Enough chit-chat. Your
Master is in seclusion.
She gave me an important task.
What is it?
To guide you on the path to victory.
The path to victory! Amazing!
Sisters!
- Let's get to it!
You're amazing.
- No.
Don't mess up my hair...
There's another comb!
Great Grandpa, how
many heads do you have?
Another comb?
Don't be disrespectful to your senior!
Succeed with proper ethics.
Mind your manners.
Let me see...
- Don't be shy.
Why are you blushing?
Are you sick?
88!
Present!
Weak pulse, kidney trauma, weak knees...
Frequent nighttime urination,
lack of energy, no stamina...
Physically frail, weak-willed...
I get it, we can talk in private.
This is our masseuse, 88.
He's blind.
You're wrong again, the
sexy one is on the left.
Enough!
Don't be afraid, Granduncle.
You're married, acting like a virgin!
Have you no shame?
- I'm divorced, mind your own business!
They are fierce and love to bully.
I'll protect you.
We will protect you too!
Such strong internal power!
Let's spar!
- Disciples of Emei, listen to me!
Do you think I'm joking around?
No, sir!
They were just kidding with you.
There's no time for jokes!
I'm being serious now.
I demand your cooperation and obedience!
"Team Emei are shameless braggarts."
"Hope a truck runs them over."
"Team Emei, you are useless."
You're only trending for all the wrong reasons!
- Ignore the netizens!
Just listen to me!
You I'm talking about!
What did that English phrase mean?
"Be-water,
my-friend",
that's Bruce Lee's mantra.
This is a world tournament,
of course I'm speaking English!
What if I said,
"Act like water, my friend."
How's that?
- You're arguing in public.
Have you no shame?
- She started it!
Be-water,
my-friend.
That's 2 words.
Be-Wa-ter-My-friend.
How many words?
- Who cares?
Act normal in front of
reporters. Understand?
Alright.
Of course.
I will speak Chinese...
- I don't want to swear...
Proper Chinese.
- But if she says that again...
With clear pronunciation.
- I swear.
Enough!
Just keep your mouths shut.
(EMEI vs GOLD DRAGON)
Hi.
I must respect my seniors.
Since your team has so many seniors...
if anyone gets injured, I'll
cover the medical expenses.
Very kind of you.
Forgive me.
Grandmaster, luck is not on your side.
You need to focus.
You're right.
But I'm worried about those girls.
Since you mention it...
Team Emei is pretty old.
How can they hold up?
- That's not what I mean.
I'm worried about their opponents.
Don't play too rough today.
Don't hurt the seniors.
Okay, I'll take it easy.
It's raining, this is
going to be exciting.
Are you okay?
Get out of the way!
Fall back to defense!
Cover that side!
Equalize!
You go forward! Come on!
Kill her!
Play hard!
Fight!
Hey!
Quick!
Defensive positions!
Damn it! It's over!
[EMEI 22 : GOLD DRAGON 0]
Emei...
Shuang...
Jade...
Shuang...
- Jade...
Shuang...
Jade...
- Shuang...
Jade...
- Shuang...
First of all...
- Can you move aside?
Shuang, come here.
You move aside!
You crushed your opponents today.
Your power is insane!
You were dominant!
How will you celebrate tonight?
Let's celebrate at my place!
- Yeah!
Do you think you'll win it all?
Team Emei champions!
- World champions!
World champions!
Champions...
Captain Shuang.
We heard you're an orphan.
Do you feel insecure?
I also heard you use old-fashioned
and very harsh methods.
Like a psychopath.
Are you mentally ill? Are
you getting medical treatment?
Damn it!
It's stuck in my eye!
Miss, my car is this way.
I've told you a million
times. I don't need a ride!
Your father's orders.
- Go away!
Jade.
That gum hit right on
target. Do you practice that?
You're an heiress.
Why play football?
Your ex said his biggest regret
was marrying you. How do you respond?
His new girlfriend is 18. You could
be her mother. Aren't you angry?
If you want gossip, go ask her ex.
If anyone asks again,
I've lost my patience!
Okay, thank you! Talk to you later...
Don't leave yet...
Okay, thank you.
- Jade...
Shuang, Jade. You two...
You heard that question!
I'm sick of it!
- That's how paparazzi are!
Listen...
I'm glad you two stood
up for each other.
That's the Emei spirit.
I didn't defend her!
- I didn't defend her!
Jade, wait...
(WOMEN NEVER GIVE UP)
Come on!
One more!
Power comes from the toes.
Imagine how strong Shuang is.
Watching you makes me tired.
What's the point?
What are you doing? Start training!
I am training.
I'm tired.
Be serious!
Jade uses both sides of her feet
to train her curving kick instinct.
It looks like she's mastered it.
Every kick of Shuang's hits
the dead center of the ball.
The ball's trajectory is perfectly straight,
meaning her power is fully concentrated.
That explains it.
Captain.
Watch this.
What do you want to say?
I'm ready to play.
You think you can play just
because you can break sugarcane?
Yes.
If I put you in, can you win?
Definitely.
- I need 100% certainty.
Can you guarantee it?
You can't guarantee it!
Right?
Hey!
I'm talking to you. Don't act so cool.
I can. I can't promise 100%.
But...
- That means you will lose!
Honestly, it's possible.
No need to be that honest.
What she means is...
That's why you can only be a substitute.
It's not about your age or your ability.
It's about your mindset!
Without a definite goal to win,
what's the point of playing?
I've told you a million
times. The word "lose"
is not in my dictionary!
- I heard you.
I'm 1000% sure I will win.
1000%?!
It's okay. It's my fault...
Fine. I'm 10,000% sure!
10,000%?!
Captain.
They can hear you.
- They can't hear me!
They don't understand the
importance of problem-solving.
I'm criticizing you for your own good.
And you!
You've been ignoring me 90% of the time.
You and your flying powers.
Jump higher if you dare!
Calm down. Have a drink.
Where are you going?
I'm talking to you! Where are you going?
I have a name.
Jade.
Where are you going?
- It's break time, so what?
Captain, don't be angry. Jade, on
behalf of the Captain, I apologize.
On my behalf?
- Sorry, my bad.
I'll kill you right here!
It's fine.
As long as you don't break my heart,
it only feels like a little scratch.
Where is that spirit you once had?
That bastard ruined you!
What are you doing?
You're forcing your qi too hard.
It's not good for your body.
Let me calm you down.
- No need, just leave it.
Relax.
Feel it?
Feel what?
- My vital energy.
Actually, I want to say something.
Say what?
What's in my heart.
I'm leaving!
Captain. What a coincidence
meeting you here.
How coincidental? You're here too.
We were talking about work.
All the way out here?
We really were talking
about work. Right, Jade?
Don't drag me into this.
Excuse me for a moment.
She's angry.
Go after her.
- It looks like you're the one who's angry.
Are you jealous?
Jealous?
I meet jerks like you all the time.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm training.
Punching the tree again?
What's wrong?
Are you practicing your magic
shield when you're upset?
I'm fine.
Talk to me.
I want to make some extra nutrition
for the team, what do you think?
Sounds good.
Do you have the ingredients?
Shuang.
Can we talk?
One moment.
What's up?
I've been waiting for you.
Am I disturbing your training?
What did you say? Your
signal is breaking up.
Hurry up.
Can you hear me now?
- I can hear you.
Loud and clear.
Do I have to be the one to talk?
- No need.
No need.
Personal matters first.
You've got me all wrong.
I'm not a jerk. I'm
very serious about love.
I really like you.
I made pig's feet and peanut soup.
Enough talk.
Shave the hair off the feet first.
Wouldn't that take a long time?
Is leg hair that ugly?
Hair can make you itchy.
Don't leave a single strand.
There's a razor to your right.
Do you see it?
That's a big razor.
Done shaving?
Almost.
Almost.
I've never shaved my
legs with a machete.
But for you.
Burn it, it'll be faster.
Water!
His skin is burning.
Don't pour water on it.
It could damage the skin.
Let it burn.
- But it's hot!
It's really hot.
Stop complaining.
A calm mind cools you down.
No.
It's not working!
Oh yeah, my back hurts.
Does it feel tingly and numb?
It hurts a bit more!
Yes, that's right.
Do you know the auntie dance?
Auntie dance? Why?
Dancing can reduce the pain.
It's magic! Come on, start dancing!
Don't waste time.
- Alright.
Once all the hair is burnt off
boil the pig's feet and
peanuts together in the pot.
I'll call you later.
What the hell?
Are you possessed?
I thought you were...
It's complicated.
I want to explain. I'm not a jerk.
I don't want to hear it.
Unless it's about the team, go away!
This is about the team.
I think you are a problematic leader.
What's my problem?
There are many. Do
you have burn ointment?
Let's sit down and talk.
Have you ever played football?
- I...
haven't.
- Then why act like an expert?
Does only an expert
get to see the problem?
I don't have time to listen to
an outsider's nonsense like you.
Fine.
Then, let's get straight to the point.
I'm giving you an order
as your Granduncle.
How about that?
No.
In this world, if we
respect each other...
Respect my ass!
I've been holding back.
Don't...
- I'm old,
ugly, skinny as a carpet.
You want to pour your heart out to me?
It seems, don't you
know your own purpose?
How do you know?
You came to this team to show off
flirt with girls, and
play politics. Bah!
Disciples of Emei, hear my command!
I'm warning you...
- I'm warning you!
Football is my life.
You want me to follow your orders?
Over my dead body!
Then prepare to die.
We'll see who dies first.
Did you call me useless trash?
No! Who said that?
Jade, let's not talk about it.
It'll make things awkward.
Did he say that?
And you believe him?
- I don't want to get involved in your business.
Blame him for flirting with me.
Don't badmouth me behind my back!
Huh?
You are useless trash.
Don't fight...
Xu Feng...
You backstabbing instigator!
- Calm down.
The match is about
to start. Don't fight!
I'll kill you!
- Hello, Mr. Chen?
The signal here is not good.
I'll step outside.
- Stop!
Captain, let me handle him.
Mr. Chen.
Stop, I'll kill you!
Please, I'm begging you...
don't fight.
Stop it for my sake, okay?
How dare you fight in
front of the sponsor?
Why are you messing with my captain?
What's going on here?
- I don't know.
The match is about to
start, stop fighting!
It's time to enter the field.
They are changing
costumes, almost ready.
What's happening inside?
They are putting on their socks.
Your nose is bleeding.
Dozens of beautiful women
are changing clothes...
You know what I mean?
- I don't understand.
All you do is mock. Just
say what's bothering you!
No way!
You know it yourself!
If they don't come out,
they will be disqualified.
I'll handle it.
Almost ready.
What's going on in there now?
Putting on makeup.
You know, girls...
That's your tooth.
No.
This is a pistachio.
Security, there's a
weirdo eating teeth here.
Come quickly.
I quit. I'm leaving.
Fine!
You leave like you always do!
This time don't bother coming back.
You've been mad at me
ever since I came back.
And you won't tell me why.
Do I have to say it?
We swore
to play together and
conquer the world together.
But you ran away for your
true love and got married.
I warned you that he was a jerk!
And guess what? He didn't love you!
Happy now?
I may not be happy.
At least I have loved and lost.
If that's the case, eat
that love, why come back?
Because I missed you.
I want to come back and
play football with you again.
Yes, I was wrong before.
And I regret it.
If we can't be friends again...
I will leave forever.
Stop.
That's enough.
Do I have to disqualify them?
[EMEI vs GANGES]
Who is he?
- The Chairman.
He injured his head. So I saved him.
This is... because he...
Your injury is severe,
don't talk now, okay?
Attack!
[EMEI 1 : GANGES 0]
Nine-block wall!
Quick!
You go this way! You go that way!
[EMEI 2 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 4 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 9 : GANGES 0]
[EMEI 12 : GANGES 0]
Shuang...
Shuang...
Shuang, let's take a selfie!
Okay, I'll be honest.
This was all planned.
I deliberately provoked you
so you two would make up.
Do you think I'm stupid?
You are stupid.
Put down the machete first.
Think about it. We
share the same interest.
I'm only valuable if you win.
Why would I want to hurt you?
- Liar!
You want revenge!
If you wanted us to unite, you
should have told us to talk nicely.
10 years of talking
couldn't erase your grudge.
You need to fight it out
properly to resolve it.
The Art of War says, "When
in danger, one will survive."
So, I created a
life-threatening danger.
You're a coward!
You're wrong. Dying is easy,
but it doesn't solve the problem.
Live to be brave.
This team still has many problems.
You will lose.
Lose to whom?
Team Pear Blossom and Coral are highly skilled.
Team Grand River, seven-time champions!
- Team Pear Blossom and Team Coral?
I could beat them with my spit alone.
I will crush Team Grand
River until their heads spin!
Your lack of confidence
has made you selfish.
What's wrong with lacking confidence?
I lack confidence because I'm an orphan.
It is precisely that lack of
confidence that has driven me this far.
You are amazing.
You are strong. And a great leader.
However, it takes more
than fighting spirit
to make a breakthrough.
You need calmness.
- Shut up!
I'm sorry.
I'll forgive you this time.
But if you mess with me again,
I won't forgive you.
- Understood.
Your next opponent is Pear Blossom
they have many secret tricks.
Watch the pressure points on your toes.
Don't let your weak spot get hit.
- How stupid.
This is football. Why would
I let my foot be my weak spot?
I've already moved my weak point...
Enough, no need to get naked.
Naked?
Just kidding.
I'm an orphan. And
you're a rich heiress.
How could we be
friends? Do you remember?
I remember.
Hold your stances!
Eat this.
No, thanks.
Where are your parents?
I don't have parents. I'm an orphan.
You have many parents.
They are my servants.
Why don't you go to the playground?
Why train here?
Because I like it.
And you?
I want to be strong
so I won't be abandoned.
Let's play together.
I won't leave you.
Hmm.
- Want to eat this?
After we eat, we'll be friends.
Okay, I want to.
You two are idiots.
Apologize now!
- For what?
Throw me the ball!
[FEROCIOUS FOOTBALLERS]
Ferocious Footballers?
[MACHO HAWKS vs FEROCIOUS
FOOTBALLERS] 0 : 0
[MACHO HAWKS vs FEROCIOUS
FOOTBALLERS] 0 : 30
How about a rematch?
The principles of kung fu
can be applied anywhere.
To prove it
we must become the women's
world football champions!
Granduncle is secretly
taking pictures of us!
Stop!
Haha! He fell into the latrine!
Take a bath, Granduncle!
Here's a lollipop, Granduncle.
Granduncle was so silly back then.
Why is he so cunning now?
I don't think even Grandmaster
knows his true nature.
I wanted to kill him yesterday.
And you fell in love with him?
How did he persuade you?
Actually, it's my fault.
To become world champion,
I gave it my all.
Now I'm almost 40.
Looking back, I realize
I've never been in a relationship...
Never held hands with a guy...
But you've never been cheated on...
Never experienced divorce.
Never felt those trivial
yet troublesome problems.
But at least you have loved and lost.
I used to hate you.
But I also admired you.
You can love someone unconditionally.
That is so brave.
You are the brave one.
Being able to bear loneliness...
That is true strength.
You don't need to comfort me.
Anyway...
you still have me.
What's going on here?
You said you've never held
hands. Now you can choose anyone.
Wow, that's a tough choice.
I don't have time, so just pick one.
They are too sexy, I can't handle it.
Don't be shy, you can do
whatever you want with them.
Don't mind if I do.
I'll kill you all!
How many goals do we want?
As many as possible.
Until the scoreboard explodes.
Until it explodes!
Did you hear that?
Yes!
Until the scoreboard explodes.
No, it's fighting spirit! You idiot.
I'm not playing to win.
What did you say? Say that again?
I said, I'm not playing to win.
Then why are you playing?
I play just to play.
You play just to play?
That's total nonsense!
Annoying!
- Come on, let it go...
No!
This girl, either stays
silent or talks back.
Take off your uniform.
Notify the organizers
of the roster change.
Remove her name!
Take off your uniform, you're fired.
How dare you! Come fight me.
I'll beat you to death.
Enough, enough...
Come on. Let's go onto the field.
[EMEI vs PEAR BLOSSOM]
Watch out for your weak points,
they might launch a surprise attack.
What are you doing?
What is wrong with you?
What are you doing?
She's too close.
Too close, she even sniffed my hair.
That's not funny.
- She didn't mean it.
I'm okay.
- Are you okay?
Yes.
- Alright.
Don't do it again.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Watch your back.
You too.
What kind of referee are you?
- Stop it!
She's diving!
- Stop it!
Emei's internal power is strong.
But every player has a weak point.
Hit it, and their qi will reverse.
They will lose their power.
You're amazing!
Xu Feng, you bastard!
I should have let you
drown in the shit pit!
Hey, come here!
No.
I can't hold this in anymore.
What kind of referee are you?
Can't you see she's in pain?
A yellow card, huh?
I like yellow cards.
Come on, give me one!
Give me a red card if you dare.
Come on, give it!
- My weak point was hit.
The team is counting on you, hold on!
Understand?
Promise me.
Are you okay, Captain?
Oh no, your weak point is hurting.
I'll heal you!
The bruise is gone.
She will recover after
taking the medicine.
But for today she won't
be able to use her power.
Hey, hurry up! My
lunchbox is getting cold.
You fucking bitch.
What did you say?
- Bitch.
Say it again.
- Slut.
Jade.
What happened?
An unwanted whore.
"D" stands for dumb.
Do you hear me?
Speak properly!
One kick per mistake!
Don't...
Hey, give me a red card!
Calm down...
[EMEI NO. 1]
You think you can get past me?
Yay!
My face...
It hurts...
It hurts...
It hurts...
The pain...
Everything hurts...
It hurts...
Yeah!
No, I have to play.
No, you're done.
- Captain, let us play.
You're not ready.
Push forward!
Come on, quick...
Loony, stop her!
Team Emei is getting thrashed.
Your Granduncle became a traitor.
How will you handle it?
Look at that sly smile.
Sorry.
I have to focus on playing mahjong.
Stop bothering me.
East.
I won! 3 points.
You said you wanted to
focus, yet you still lost.
A small loss is a win.
I could have had a pure flush all by myself!
- I know.
Grandmaster, how did you know?
- Impressive.
This is the strategy
of "retreat to advance".
Lose the battle to win the war.
Right?
- Smart.
Great move!
- 3 points, right?
Hey, why are you locking yourself away?
We can still advance even if
we lose once in the group stage.
Why are you beating yourself up?
We might face Pear
Blossom in the semifinals.
We can avenge our defeat.
Hey!
Come out.
I know you didn't mean
to leak our secrets.
If we lose, we lose together.
It's my fault
He set a trap, and I fell into it.
Actually, I'm also at fault.
Exactly, how are you
going to make it up?
I'll finish this whole bottle of herbal wine.
- I still need that!
Forgive me. I don't know why.
Seeing their gaze makes me lose focus.
It feels like being under a spell!
- I felt it too.
I felt it too.
- Me too.
Maybe we're cursed.
Let's do a ritual to
remove the negative energy.
The Chairman is very forward-thinking.
He already put on a
Taoist robe. Let's begin.
You're exaggerating, this is not a robe.
This is this season's Giogio Piano.
You may not know fashion.
But that's no excuse to lose!
That's not an excuse.
We lost because Xu Feng
tricked our captain.
That bastard is the culprit.
I'll cut him into 18 pieces!
Who are you going to cut up?
Sorry, I was just talking nonsense.
I came to see the captain.
How dare you come here?
Xu Feng, I'll kill you!
Why did you betray our captain?
88, calm down.
You're here? Then who is this?
That's the Chairman.
You haven't recovered.
You think you can fight me?
When it comes to kung fu, even
your Grandmaster calls me master.
You think you can beat me?
I have an idea.
- Let me try.
Here it comes!
Did it break?
- Not yet.
How about now, did it break?
Not yet, but...
Did the vase break?
- Not yet.
But the Chairman has...
The vase is broken. I'm okay.
I saved the Chairman!
Chairman!
You traitor! You betrayed Emei!
They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
Your Grandmaster can't afford me.
When she comes out of
seclusion, she will kick you out!
Why wait?
I've already kicked myself out.
Granduncle.
Forgive him.
You are from the same sect.
That is why I came here
to teach him a lesson.
Respect your seniors.
Succeed with proper ethics.
- You used dirty tricks to beat me.
What kind of ethics is that?
What "dirty tricks"?
A trick that works is a good trick.
This is your dictionary!
(LOSE)
(LOSE)
Do you dare to bet with me?
If I win the next match,
you kneel before me, and take 3 slaps!
And if you lose again?
If I lose again, I will never
touch snacks and candy again.
No, Captain!
That's brutal.
Deal.
Do you think I'm stupid?
Dream on!
If you lose again, I'm
the one who will slap you!
Fine!
Just so you know, I practice Iron Palm.
And I have mastered Buddha's Palm.
Not afraid.
You better watch out.
Everyone, as your captain,
I'm sorry for worrying you.
We will crush Xu Feng,
and become champions!
Champions!
Champions!
If they meet Pear Blossom
again, can you win the rematch?
No.
Are their dirty tricks
really that effective?
It's not just dirty tricks.
It's also high-level
psychological warfare.
Controlling Shuang's mentality,
it's like a double-edged sword.
When she's down, it
becomes crushing pressure.
Emei's weakness is not in
their body's pressure points.
But in their emotional intelligence.
Are they destined to lose?
May God help them.
I hope they take the first step.
What is their first step?
To defeat Team Coral.
I won! Pong!
Win by 1 point!
What do you think about
Team Emei for the next match?
Our main target is Grand River.
Emei does have potential.
So we look forward to playing them.
Compared to you, their
strength is far behind.
Obviously.
- Actually, Team Emei
does not rely on physical strength.
- Right.
They use qi. That's a higher level.
Qi?
I don't care
Human strength is based
on science. Anyway...
Let me send a message to them.
They are at the training camp now.
What do you want to say to them?
I don't need to say anything.
What was that just now?
- I don't know.
Looks like a football.
Holy dragon!
Team Coral kicked a ball
towards us on live TV!
No way.
It's kilometers away.
It would take a long time
to get there by subway.
What the...?
Is that it?
That is the ball! It's
over 1,000 meters high.
Gravity accelerates the ball's fall.
A ball that weighs almost 1 pound
will hit with the force of 1 ton!
Wow!
I'm not afraid. I'll
kick that ball back!
Great! Jade!
It's your turn.
I didn't say that.
- Then who said it?
Don't point fingers.
Someone has to kick it back!
Shut up and run!
The Captain is devising a new
formation. She will be ready soon.
Without a definite goal to win,
what's the point of playing football?
The word "lose" is not in my dictionary!
I play just to play.
Play just to play?
That's total nonsense! Annoying!
It seems you've found a solution.
I'll play in the reserve team.
How many of them?
- All of them.
And the starting players?
On the bench.
Including you and me.
I know. It's a big risk.
Who cares? We have to try it.
We have to get Snowy back.
She is our main striker.
There's no team without her.
Snowy might have left you.
If she insults you, can you endure it?
That's too much!
I won't accept it.
You yourself often criticize.
That's ridiculous.
I am the captain and coach,
is it wrong to criticize?
Do you want Snowy back or not?
- Yes!
Then forget about right or wrong.
Prepare to receive the biggest
humiliation of your life.
Hi Snowy, have you eaten?
Um...
I mean...
Oh yeah?
We need to talk. Right?
Maybe there's a chance.
I mean...
How should I put it?
You know?
Uh...
Do you understand?
For example...
- Captain.
Can I rejoin?
Please?
Of course.
Thank you, Captain.
Maybe later, I can play in one match.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
Really?
That's great. Forgive me, Captain.
I'm not good with sweet talk.
But your words cut deep into my heart.
Well then, I'm off to training.
Why?
Um...
Snowy,
I...
I treated you badly.
I...
really...
am so sorry.
No, Captain. You've
been very good to me.
Don't say that.
You must seize this opportunity.
Definitely.
But, I think I'll be nervous
on my first appearance.
That's natural.
- But I vomit when I'm nervous.
You're joking.
She is serious.
She choked.
Maybe food poisoning.
Choking can cause emotional distress.
Like Chusan?
- It's okay, don't cry...
But for her, those are tears of joy.
Not emotional.
What about Hao? Is that emotional?
Don't be nervous...
She was just swatting a mosquito.
See.
I don't see anything.
They didn't field their starters.
Just these useless players.
This is not exciting at all.
The quarter-finals are
elimination matches.
It's hard to believe they
are using the useless players.
Today is going to be exciting.
We still have to cheer for them.
We must,
Calm yourselves!
I'm going to kill you all!
QUARTER-FINALS
[CORAL vs EMEI]
Move forward.
Damn it!
Should we help them?
Look at the captain who kicked her.
Hao is okay.
Look at Snowy and Chusan's gaze.
They are about to explode.
Chusan is moving so fast!
Is she running on jet fuel?
So fast!
Stop her!
Hao's Golden Bell Shield
can even stop an atomic bomb!
After our defeat, I realized
the whole team, including me
couldn't handle the pressure.
When we fall behind, we crumble.
We have to reset ourselves.
I plan to field our reserve players.
But they have no experience.
You said their mindset
about winning is lacking.
A winning mindset is a combination
of motivation and pressure.
Losing is not scary.
I have to lose to know my weakness.
Snowy also reminded me
that we should play just
for the sake of playing.
We will face real professional players.
We have to learn one
thing: to stay calm.
What?
Hey! You can't do that!
The Flying Fairy move is insane!
No one can stop it! No one!
Unstoppable!
FIRST HALF [EMEI 1 : CORAL 0]
Again?!
Stop her!
SECOND HALF [EMEI 5 : CORAL 0]
Oh my God!
We won...
Grandmaster. Your
reserves are ferocious.
Team Pear Blossom lost.
This is your chance for revenge!
Grand River is already in the finals!
If you beat them, it will
be a great victory for Emei!
Dinner is on you if you win.
That goes without saying.
But what I want to know is...
what if they lose?
I told you not to mess with me! Kneel!
Now you'll see who dies first.
SEMI-FINALS .
SEMI-FINALS [EMEI vs PEAR BLOSSOM]
Their new lineup is strong.
No wonder their captain
is just sitting there.
So what?
We don't compete in terms of skill.
That's right!
Referee! She hit me!
You...
Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
I'm fine...
Wait, no...
Are you okay?
What the hell!
They are attacking our players,
where is the sportsmanship?
Oh, my back hurts!
My wrist too!
Is the referee blind?!
That acting is so bad!
To fake being in pain...
internalize the external,
then externalize it.
(PREPARING TO BE AN ACTOR)
Repeat the action again.
Again.
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Don't smile.
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Perfect!
Great!
These contact lenses are great!
Send me the link.
What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?
Here, take them back!
Even contact lenses didn't work!
They're not falling for the bait!
It seems they have no
mental pressure today.
Then we have no other choice.
We have to show our real skills.
From now on...
we play for real.
Damn it!
Don't be afraid!
- Let's go!
Ouch, it hurts!
Take that!
Take that!
- Get them back!
I'm impressed. Good game.
Thank you.
Keep it up.
Hi.
Hi.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
Don't...
2 more slaps left.
Wait.
Kneel down.
Go ahead, slap here.
One more slap.
We made it to the finals!
Captain, why didn't
you give the third slap?
If I slapped him again, he
might die, and I'd go to jail.
I'm not that stupid.
So wise!
- Cheers!
Cheers, Captain!
It's spicy.
You could have killed him,
but you didn't. That is true strength.
You understand.
Think about it...
when he was playing tricks
on us, we became stronger,
as if unintentionally he was helping us.
That's quite a coincidence.
Maybe I'm wrong...
but could it have been intentional?
Captain, your meat is cooked.
Is that possible?
It was planned.
I deliberately provoked you
so you would unite.
Do you think I'm stupid?
This team still has many
problems. You will lose.
However, it takes more than fighting
spirit to make a breakthrough.
You need calmness.
- Shut up!
Sorry.
He wanted to help,
but I wouldn't listen.
He had to make me lose
so I could see my own weakness.
Ha!
I'm truly touched, Shuang.
You've finally grown up.
So, you two were in cahoots?
I don't want to lie.
But to help you change,
he said it was the only way.
And it proved to work.
Granduncle, you...
- Don't touch it.
Shuang...
your Iron Palm strike
is quite impressive.
Oh...
That's a compliment...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too.
But to carry out Grandmaster's orders,
I've caused you all a lot of trouble.
Sorry, Granduncle.
That slap means I have completed...
my mission.
I feel no pain. I feel proud.
Ah.
Excuse me for a moment.
But, Shuang...
What kind of Iron Palm did you learn?
Why do I keep drooling?
Drooling?
Normally, you don't...
drool...
Sorry, I need to go to the toilet.
Me too.
Me too...
Grandmaster!
You laugh at others' misfortune.
Is that appropriate?
No!
I'm sorry.
It's my fault. I made you worry.
I feel ashamed.
All great people grow through adversity.
Tell me, Shuang...
what does it take to be great?
Claim victory, accept defeat.
20 years of training
have led to tomorrow.
However, a word of wise advice...
Grand River's strength is unimaginable.
What is your plan to face them?
I will start by having a good meal.
Then go to karaoke.
Take a hot bath and have a good sleep.
- Good.
Very good.
Grandmaster.
This process has taught me a lot.
There is pain.
But with pain comes growth.
I still have a long way to go,
but I believe, in the days ahead...
Wait, I need to go to the toilet.
I'll take you.
- Let me help.
Me too...
Grandmaster's medicine
is very effective.
My swelling has almost gone.
I should have used it from the start.
Actually, the swelling
gives you character.
Really?
Slap me again to make it swell again.
I have a question.
Why didn't you deliver the third slap?
Do you like me?
No way!
- But, I like you.
For the past 10 years, I've
been carrying your photo.
Granduncle is secretly
taking pictures of us!
Stop!
He fell into the latrine!
I've liked you since I was little.
I'm leaving!
[FINAL ROUND]
[GRAND RIVER vs EMEI]
I saw something.
Me too.
- It must be because we drank too much last night.
I didn't drink.
Grand River's strength is unimaginable.
What is your plan to deal with them?
That power is excessive.
They are just warming up.
Should we take it easy?
We don't want to kill anyone.
Don't underestimate them.
5,000 years of Chinese
martial arts is unpredictable.
They are too fast.
- Like a cheetah.
As fast as the wind.
As calm as the forest.
As fierce as fire.
As immovable as a mountain.
They have reached the
pinnacle of invincibility.
Soaring high, diving sharply!
- Watch out!
Watch out for their corner kick tactics!
Watch the far side.
Watch for the cannon shot.
There is no tactic.
They are just trying to score.
Tiger Kick!
Can you handle it?
Yes!
The legendary Golden Bell Shield.
Hao can handle it.
That Tiger Kick is very powerful,
but the Golden Bell can withstand it.
Come on.
Are you okay?
No problem.
The tiger kick penetrated her body.
The second explosion
directly penetrated the core.
It broke through the shield's power.
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 1ST HALF GRAND RIVER 1 : EMEI 0
Grandmaster.
It seems they have met their match.
Indeed.
Then how can we win?
With determination and mindset.
They are like rabbits
being chased by a tiger.
They must be terrified.
I wonder what a
frightened rabbit will do.
I can't wait to see.
(Team Emei Locker Room)
In martial arts, nothing
is more powerful than speed.
How can you win if you
are not fast enough?
We are not trying to be fast.
We will slow down.
That will disrupt their
rhythm and their confidence.
Let's go!
It didn't work!
We're doomed.
- Calm down.
We still have Sisi.
Eight Trigrams & Five
Elements has a soft palm
and a hard one. It can
counter the Tiger Kick.
That's not the Tiger Kick!
We have more than one trick.
An animal freezes when it is terrified.
Its body tenses up, its mind goes blank.
Facing the Phantom Ghost Kick.
No one is immune.
Look at them!
- Stay calm.
She's just stiff.
It won't kill her.
But we are losing 2-0.
They haven't been
completely defeated yet.
Let her in.
Wrong way, it's that direction.
Sorry.
- What the hell!
We've arrived.
Their goalkeeper seems to
have a visual impairment.
She's blind as a bat!
Nice catch!
What a save!
Team Emei really is...
a team with hidden talent.
What the eyes see is just an illusion.
Their deadly moves
are just paper tigers.
It's time for a counterattack!
Yes!
Goal! We can fight back!
They blocked the Tiger Kick head-on
and returned the ball
with double the power.
Goal!
- 2-1!
What's wrong with you all?
It was expected.
You're overreacting.
Time is almost up.
Their 3 strikers are already down.
How can they turn it around?
We still have 1 ace left.
Loony, our Thunder Leg.
She has a dual personality.
There is a Mr. Hyde residing in her body
who masters the Thunder Leg.
She is stronger than Shuang.
But when her bastard ex dumped her,
her wild side no longer appeared.
We have to bring back that Thunder Leg.
I can't imagine losing you.
Let me take care of you.
I'm broke, I've given you everything.
Then go make more money!
You promised to take care of me!
I can't take care of
you if you have no money!
Wow, 2-2! We're tied!
Wow, we did it!
We hit the jackpot! Amazing!
Don't overreact.
- It was expected.
What's wrong with you?
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 2ND HALF GRAND RIVER 2 : EMEI 2
Loony collapsed.
That move drains everything.
She can only use it once.
- Can we still win?
Of course.
Their goalkeeper is also down.
Captain's leg is broken.
Jade's neck is sprained.
3 minutes left.
We need to score 1 more goal to win.
But all our strikers are already down.
We can only rely on
the rest of the team.
As long as the opposing
goalkeeper can't get up,
we still have a chance.
You are so cute.
What is your name?
My name is Aman.
Please hang in there.
Definitely.
Aman!
Stop them with your life!
Don't go down again!
Alright! I will not go down!
Gather up!
Come at me!
Come on!
Stop them!
Come on, quick!
Stop him!
Don't let her break through!
Come on!
Captain!
Is that...?
It's just a trap!
Aman!
SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP FINAL
- 2ND HALF GRAND RIVER 2 : EMEI 3
We won!
We won!
Good game.
- Likewise.
I'm truly impressed.
We won!
Emei...
CHAMPIONS SUPREME & INVINCIBLE CUP
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
You are all amazing!
- Thank you.
Chinese kung fu is the best
thing we must achieve
to become the women's
world football champions.
We will be champions!
We will be champions!
Shuang and Jade invite
others to play football.
They join the tournament.
Aren't they crossing the line?
That's also good.
Let them play.
Come on!
1, 2, 3!
Let's take a team photo!
They are pretty good.
Yeah, they have some tricks.
Bro, what do you think?
Let's have a match against them.
THE END