Last Chance Motel (2026) Movie Script
1
Hold on, baby.
We're outta here,
baby, don't worry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Fucking keys.
Fucking keys.
Shit.
Sorry baby.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
Start, you piece of shit.
Fuck.
Come on, stop, slow down.
For fuck sake.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Andi, another foot and a half
and you would've taken the
mirror off with that sign.
Oh, what babe, I can't hear you?
Are we there yet
man, it is hot as balls.
God, damn it.
What is wrong with you?
You know I just got these done?
Fuck sake.
I hope you didn't mess them up.
They're good, they're popping
out like they usually do.
What the fuck does that mean?
You know what it-
Shut the fuck
up and just get us there.
I'm going,
-I'm fucking driving.
-Shit, Cuervo,
you trying to fucking kill us?
Fucking A, bro.
Call Casey back, tell
Andi to slow the fuck down.
I need to turn this thing around?
My bad.
-All right.
-Huh?
Sorry dad.
You okay, Betty?
Well, I was hoping to die
after the wedding, not before,
but hey.
You okay, baby bro?
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Seriously, 45 over is like
a thousand dollar ticket.
How do you know that?
Okay.
Come on.
Seriously. Okay, now you're
over a thousand dollars.
Yeah, well that's only
if I get pulled over.
Oh, just be a little more
conservative with your speed,
I don't want my
brother's van to explode.
Well, he shouldn't have
brought that piece of junk.
And you weren't
conservative with your speed
when you said yes.
Okay.
Boy, it's true.
-Oh.
-There he is again.
Knew it.
You are so predictable, bro.
Yeah, so is your fiance.
I'm serious, Case.
Tell her to slow down
or we're gonna spend your
rehearsal dinner hitchhiking.
Okay, just tell
him that I'm excited
to marry his sister's
sweet little ass.
God.
She just said she's
excited to marry me.
No, tell him the whole
thing, the ass part.
Yeah, no, I heard it,
unfortunately.
Well, hopefully there's a
gas station or something,
because I'm gonna
need to pull over.
Like sooner than later.
Okay?
Hello?
Yeah, just let us know.
Hopefully I won't have to.
You hung up on her?
A little brotherly love.
Well, that was fucking rude.
Well, I guess I'm
-fucking rude then.
-Here we go again.
All right.
Hey, that a new issue?
Yep.
The last part, "Red Tape."
Nice title.
What's it about?
Frank Kane, only remaining member
of The Last Spartans MC.
He's trying to rescue
a kidnapped kid
from a human trafficker
and bring him to Atlanta.
Sounds heavy.
It is.
He's guided by Spartan Maxims.
Gets visions from the gods.
Total Greek tragedy vibes.
No shit.
What's an MC?
Motorcycle Club?
You know, like Sons of Anarchy.
-Oh.
-But with a Greek twist.
Oh, and there's this
agent who's not a fan
-of all the red tape.
-This is not good.
He helps him.
-If that radiator goes up.
-So,
what's all the
Spartan stuff then?
We can't tow it.
-Discipline, courage.
-What do you mean?
-You can't tow it.
-And the world of kick ass.
You guys can't be
related, he's too smart.
Oh for fuck sake.
See, there it is.
We gotta stop.
Yes.
I can already see the steam
coming out from under your hood.
I can see a gas station
up ahead, all right,
hopefully I can make it.
This blows.
Who gets married in the desert?
All right.
I'll get off here.
Okay, here.
You know who gets
married in the desert?
Lesbians.
Fuck.
Well, I hope you're happy.
'Cause here we are.
Here we are with
this stupid thing.
I told you we should
have taken the Porsche.
Well, the Porsche
wouldn't fit everybody.
You know what?
That's fine 'cause I
wish I hadn't come.
I fucking hate this.
Okay, great.
Great.
-That's nice, nice.
-I still have faith.
Okay.
That makes one of us.
Oh, why, you couldn't keep up?
Don't listen to her, baby.
She doesn't mean it.
Baby's older than all of us.
Trouble in paradise?
There's always a
volcano near paradise.
My trouble is I just
keep taking her back.
Maybe it's a sign.
Yeah.
You think I'm ready
to settle down?
I don't know.
I mean, I never saw you
as the white picket fence,
2.5 kids kinda guy, but.
Maybe a white picket
fence around my shop,
tagged with street
art from my kids.
Aw.
Barely a glimmer in your eye
and you're already
condoning vandalism.
If they're gonna tag,
might as well be
under my supervision.
Oh, that sounds familiar.
Well, look, it
worked out for you.
Oh, yeah.
Spray painting garbage cans
in the back of a 7-Eleven.
That's sure the gateway
drug for fashion design.
Remember mom was like,
if we're gonna smoke weed,
we should come to her first.
Too bad she didn't know
we already had been smoking.
And then we smoked with mom.
Yeah.
-Mom was cool, man.
-I'm serious,
if you're thinking
about settling down,
maybe you shouldn't date girls
that you meet at your shop.
And then like give 'em a job?
Yeah, maybe.
It's why you're
my big sis, I guess.
Now to fix you.
Gross.
I'm going to the van.
Hey, you still
gotta pay for that.
Don't worry, we'll
pay for that, okay.
All right.
Keep the change.
Thanks.
Well, you're not from
around here, are you?
What gave it away?
I'm just saying.
If you're headed to Vegas,
you're going the wrong way.
There's nothing for
you folks out here.
Oh, I know, trust me.
I wouldn't be out here if it
wasn't for this little girl
that dragged me here.
-Hi.
-Hi.
So how much for these hats?
Oh, for you?
-Yeah.
-It's on the house.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Oh my God.
Is that any good?
It's frozen on the
inside, just like Betty.
Okay, dude. I am joking.
We're amigos, right?
No, we're your fiance's amigos.
Okay, well, mine all
died in a car accident.
All of them?
Yeah.
What about your family?
Them too.
Must've been a pretty big car.
-Okay, Betty, what the fuck?
-Hey,
hey, hey, what's
going on with you two?
Just trying to make
sure your girl here
doesn't go Michael
Myers this weekend.
Happy Halloween boo.
Trollop.
Stop.
What, I didn't use the B word.
Well, I almost
went for the C word.
Okay.
Are you guys gonna
behave or what?
I'm the bad cousin, remember?
Grounded.
You're all grounded.
Yes, mother.
Mm.
Sorry.
I'm gonna go wait by the car.
Okay.
Ah-ah.
Make it quick, fiance.
I miss that butt.
Hey, do you.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Don't tell me you're
getting cold feet.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
You sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
-Okay.
-I'm good.
So here we go.
Yeah.
Here we go.
You know I am
rooting for you too.
I know you are.
Okay.
Still, it's a small part of me,
that thought it might be me
standing up there with you.
Guess I'm off the hook.
What, with that marriage pact
we made when we were younger.
When we were 15?
Yes.
-Yes.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
But Andi, she seems.
Be nice.
She seems great.
She is great.
She seems great.
Good.
'Cause I'm gonna need
you both in my life.
Of course.
Hey, I'm happy for you.
I'm happy for the both of you.
I know.
We'll always be here for you.
I know you will.
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Let's go get you married.
Do you see it?
Look at this.
I mean, is this cute?
Yeah, cute.
Very cute.
It's cute.
Just, you know what?
I just.
-I don't even know.
-This again,
are you serious
with me right now?
To like make you
-notice me?
-It's always the same stuff.
I'm telling you, I'm sick of it.
What the fuck?
It's always the same with you.
Oh.
We're almost there.
Let's go. Let's get
the show on the road.
I am so over this trip.
-Got places to be.
-And it hasn't even started.
Oh, oh, wait, wait,
I think that's it.
Is that it?
This is it?
Ooh, Last Chance Motel.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Last chance to back out.
This is it?
Dude.
Wow, this is what they picked?
Lesbians.
Yeah, Last Chance.
Wow.
What is this?
It's creepy.
This is not good.
Hey, look at this.
What?
Weird, right?
It's just a story.
Where'd they find this place?
I don't know.
You took me here.
Ah.
Welcome to the Great
Basin's, Taj Mahal.
You sure this place isn't
infested with bedbugs?
I hope the memories
come with a black light.
Well, I happen to think
that it is pretty charming.
Yeah, Mad Max chic
is totally in right now.
Yeah, totally.
It's pretty cool.
Kinda like the neighborhood
from, "Edward
Scissorhands," right?
Mm.
Come on, guys, its gonna be fun.
All right, since you
guys hate it so much,
why don't y'all stay by the car?
Casey and I will
just check us in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait, hold on.
Put it on my card, okay.
It's a gift from me
to the newlyweds.
We don't need your charity, Axel.
Hey, come on.
It's been a long drive, okay.
Come on, let's just
go get us checked in.
Sorry.
Nice.
Looks cozy.
They hate it.
I don't care that they hate it.
I love it.
And I love you.
I love you.
After you, babe.
Well, well, well, well, if
it ain't the happy couple.
I've been sitting here
watching the clock tick,
wondering if y'all got cold feet.
So, who do we have here?
Reservation's under Andi Banning.
Andi Banning.
I know who you are.
You got four rooms, two nights.
Let's see.
So.
Okay, and here, let's see.
I remember, you're
in here somewhere.
Banning.
Banning.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, here you are.
Oh, my son must have
taken this reservation.
I can barely read a scribble.
You know, they don't
teach cursive no more.
Can you believe that?
I see, you're not a big
fan of computers either.
Babe.
What in tarnation would
I have a use for a computer?
The only thing
that works out here
is my trusty record player,
my little darling
little record player.
I just love it so much. And
thank God it is more reliable
than any of that tech junk.
All right, looks like you have
the all-inclusive package.
So, let's get this
show on the road.
Yeah.
Well, hi, y'all.
Welcome to the Last Chance Motel,
where the desert meets dreams.
Now, I promise, we might be a
little rough around the edges,
but we got heart
and stories to tell.
So you leave your luggage here,
I'm gonna take you on a tour.
Okay, yeah.
Follow me.
All right.
So, around the corner,
we've got a pool,
but it's dry as a
bone at the moment.
So just imagine an oasis.
Feel free to just pull
up a chair and relax,
'cause sometimes that's all
you need to feel the magic.
Now you've got rooms
one, two, six and eight,
that have all the necessities
and a little more character
than you're probably used to.
But the showers don't gush,
but they get the job done.
And if you find a
little scorpion or two,
just think of them as your
little room guardians.
Now, our chapel, it got
torched a little while back.
Torched?
Yeah.
And so we've planned
something more scenic.
And y'all are lucky, 'cause
marrying out in the open desert,
well, that's just an experience
you can't get nowhere else.
All right.
These are for you.
Okay.
Well, hey, Casey, hold on.
You can't stay in the same room
as Andi before your wedding.
That's bad luck.
Well, pretty boy's got
a little point there.
But I'm afraid with
all the renovation,
we don't have any availability.
But if you want me to lay
out a cot in the lounge,
then you can stick to the rules.
Or Casey, you can
just room with me.
Sleep over.
Yeah.
Room with Betty.
Yeah.
This will be fun.
All right.
Oh, well, that handsome
fella over there.
-Oh fuck.
-Is my son Harold.
And he's gonna help you
with anything you need.
Right, Harold?
Anything heavy or not?
Oh, thank you, Harold.
All right.
Tomorrow, there is
breakfast at 8:00
and the ceremony starts
at 3:00 p.m sharp.
And you guys just have fun
and let the desert
work its magic.
"Let the desert
work it's magic?"
Izzy.
Very good.
Come in.
Hi.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Long drive.
Are you nervous?
Why would I be nervous?
Wait, are you nervous?
You sure you're
still wanna do this?
I'm here, aren't I?
Just wanted to make
sure you're okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just, I don't know,
you just have a lot
of strong connections
with a few people here.
A lot of history.
Seriously, babe.
Didn't think you were
the jealous type.
You do know that he
has a dick and balls.
Yeah.
It's just, you know,
people change their mind.
I love you.
Not gonna change
my mind about that.
We're in this together, right?
Yeah.
As long as you're in it.
I was thinking,
do you have a dick and balls?
Should we go check,
and we'll see.
I don't.
Ignore it, just ignore it.
Fuck.
Sorry.
What?
Compliments of mama.
Thanks.
From mama.
See, even the good Lord
promotes getting drunk
the night before your wedding.
I should go.
Yeah, I guess so.
Hold up.
Leave that.
Yeah.
Might help me with my vows.
Night.
Night.
When will our
hearts be together
Please let me know
That string around
mine won't let go
So many miles from another
You left behind
Until that
I would like to make
an empty pool toast.
Okay.
To my sister.
Ooh.
May she never get divorced
'cause I don't think we can
survive another marriage.
Yeah.
You can say that again.
Another toast.
To my best friend.
'Cause why the hell
else would I be here?
Family.
Hey girl.
I don't know if you
noticed, but the pool's dry.
Oh.
No.
I guess I'll just have to
use my imagination then.
Hey, avert your eyes.
I can't.
Now.
-They're stuck.
-Yeah, I bet.
And then never stray with me
When to return
I'll count the hours
and the minutes
Just passing time
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't ruin the whiskey,
give it some respect.
Like how?
Like this.
-Oh, Betty danger.
-Betty danger.
Betty danger.
Jeez.
See, here you go.
Just don't ruin it
with that plastic shit.
Thanks.
God, I fucking needed that.
Honestly, I'm surprised
we're all here.
Never thought Casey would
settle down for real.
Yeah.
It's funny, Cuervo
says the same thing.
Surprised she's
beating his old ass.
I heard that.
I know.
So, did you and Casey
ever hook up?
What?
You know, like get together.
Define get together.
Like.
Babe, Jesus.
-Come on.
-What?
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Like make love.
No, no.
Really?
Why not?
You know, Sugar,
Casey's about to get
married to a woman,
in case you have a noticed.
Okay, just a question.
Aside from promising
to be her sperm donor,
no, we have never been a couple,
as long as we've
known each other.
Happy?
You know what they would be like?
They would be like a
brother, sister couple.
Different twin beds.
Like, "I Love Lucy."
You could have been
like, "I Love Lucy."
Okay.
It just, you looked
really comfortable
consoling her back there
at the gas station.
Hey, Izzy, let's go.
What?
Past your bedtime.
Come on.
Hey.
Goodnight Case.
Hi.
Goodnight.
The bride-to-be.
We thought you were
down for the count.
No, I wish.
What's with Axel.
Besides my date,
getting fuck face drunk,
and asking stupid questions.
But I didn't do anything.
Yes, you did.
I can practically feel mom
side-eyeing me right now.
She'd be proud of you.
You miss her?
Of course I do.
Me too.
I think about her at least
five minutes every day.
Well, it's a clear night.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe she can see us.
Maybe.
I'm gonna go for a walk.
Get that five minutes in.
You guys behave yourself.
Be safe.
You guys be safe.
Yeah.
Thank you, bye.
Goodnight.
I can be a little dangerous.
Sorry I was being
such a bitch today.
I'm really horny.
And that's my cue to leave.
Goodnight.
You scare Betty away now.
You're scaring everybody away.
I didn't scare them.
Don't say that, I didn't.
There's a place out
there I should be going
There's a life out
there I should be living
But I'm here instead
Lying in my bed dreaming
of a life I should know
There's a girl out
there I should be loving
On a starry night with
the moonlight glowing
I've got to get out
of my head, wake up
I've got enough
life to share
But I don't want
to be here anymore
I want to run wild and free
And go climb a tree
Or be where it's at
-Oh fuck.
-Fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh yes.
-Oh yes.
-Fuck.
I've been Timbuktu
I'm off to Peru
I hear it's quite nice
No need to think twice
I'm leaving today
There's no need to stay
'Cause I don't want
to be here anymore
One, two, three, four.
Three, four.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna fucking cum.
No wait.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck.
Oh fuck.
-Okay I'm gonna come.
-No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, wait, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh no.
I don't wanna
be here anymore
Baby.
No.
Baby, I was so close.
Why?
You used to last so much longer
with a bottle in your hand.
Really?
Yeah, you did.
-You did.
-You serious?
I'm just saying.
-Baby.
-Nice.
-Baby, baby.
-Nice.
Baby, baby, come
on, don't do, come on.
Baby.
Great.
I'll just finish it up myself.
Like I always do.
Cuervo?
Sugar.
Sugar.
Let's do this.
What the fuck is
wrong with this TV?
Hey, language.
I got it.
What?
How'd you guys survive
back in the day?
Well, we didn't sit in
front of the TV all day,
that's for sure.
No wonder.
Mm-hmm.
Oh wow, you look worse than I do.
Yeah.
You seen Sugar?
Why would I have seen Sugar?
Well, I can't find her.
Oh well, you can ask him.
Sweet prince over there has
a bit of a crush on her.
I do not.
All right.
Have you seen Sugar?
Why would I have seen Sugar?
Sorry.
Come on.
Lies.
You've seen Sugar.
I'm going back in.
Come on.
-Hi.
-Hey, you seen Sugar?
-Shh, she's sleeping, shh.
-She didn't come back
to the room last night.
Have you checked the other rooms?
Yeah.
How about your van?
Yeah.
Maybe she took off
-with Fred Durst lurk.
-Casey,
I'm not fucking around right now.
-Okay.
-Okay,
-I've looked everywhere.
-Okay.
When's the last time you saw her?
We went to the junkyard and yeah,
we may have gotten
in a little argument.
And you just left her there,
drunk and alone, really?
No, I thought that she
would follow me to the room.
Have you talked to the
ex show girl in the lobby?
Have you seen the ex
show girl in the lobby?
Come on.
I won't let her bite you.
Let's go.
What'd you say your name was?
Grant, as in Cary Grant?
You certainly have his charm.
Should I?
Ah, I didn't see
you standing there.
Sorry.
The girl I came with last
night, have you seen her?
Which one was that?
The one with the hat.
The tacky one.
Yeah, you seen her?
I went to bed early.
Beauty sleep.
Do you have cameras?
Oh, well, you guys
just saw my best work.
Oh, security,
-security cameras.
-Oh, of course.
They're all over the place.
But they haven't been reliable
since about the 1990s.
Technology, you know?
They just can't replace film.
Can we take a look?
Well, you can, but they
only work when they want to.
Maybe they worked last night.
Maybe your girl's trying
to tell you something.
Can you just check
the fucking cameras?
Yeah, you guys were partying
pretty hard last night
and maybe she went up to Vegas
to just keep the party going.
Look, I'm sorry, the
wiring, there's a short,
and they just, they haven't
worked in like a month or two.
I could take a look for you.
Maybe I can get them
to work free of charge.
I suggest that you two enjoy
that all-inclusive experience
that you paid for.
Look, you know,
weddings have a way
of making certain
kinds of people crazy.
Mm-hmm.
And I've seen it before.
As soon as the nuptials are over,
they'll come stumbling back.
But just enjoy the show.
Come on.
I'm sure she's fine.
Oh my God, there you are.
You need to get ready.
I know.
Do you know where
Sugar went last night?
No.
Look, man, she had
a lot on her mind.
She probably just.
Fuck, I don't know, remember
your senior prom date?
What was her name, Tanya?
-Oh Taylor.
-Oh yeah.
-Oh God.
-Left the prom
and then came back
before sunrise.
But she'd already been
cheating on you for a month
with Eric Sloan, right.
But she still came back.
The point is I'm sure Sugar
just went up the road
somewhere to sleep it off.
She's probably fine.
Now, let's get you married.
Come on.
Oh my God.
Oh yes
-Oh my God, Axel, get out.
-Hey.
She's changing.
Yep, I can see that.
You nervous?
No.
Why would you say that?
No, she's gonna be beautiful.
You're perfect.
Aw.
-What do you think?
-Full of shit, but.
I mean.
She didn't ask me to do that.
No, Sir.
-All right.
-Makeups done.
-What do you think?
-Fabulous.
Well, don't you look pretty?
Are you ready?
Hey, let's go out and
make the rounds tonight
Let's go out and
give this town a sigh
You don't need reservation
What we plan to do
It's like a celebration
between me and you
This time we're really
putting on a show
Believe me, it's
the only way to go
And when you think it's
over, it's really not the end
So let's go out and
make the rounds tonight
Hey, tone it down.
You're the only thing I need
to make my dreams come true
So I suggest forget the rest
I just, I want you
I just, I want you
It's showtime.
Oh!
You look so beautiful.
Thank you.
Dearly beloveds,
we're all gathered here
at the Last Chance Motel
to witness the wedding
of Andi and Casey.
Now, do you both take
each other as wives?
-I do.
-I do.
I now pronounce
you wifey and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
You're the light of lights
You're the love
that fills my day
When I talk to you, all
my worries melt away
How can I repay all the
wondrous things you do
Everything I am feels
like more because of you
Everything is
you, everything
Everything I see, everything
Everywhere I go, everywhere
You are always
there everywhere
As the time goes by
And my days turn into night
One thing I'll be sure
Loving you was always right
If the hard times come
I'll be strong,
you'll be my guide
I am not afraid
Knowing you are by my side
Everything is
you, everything
Everything I see, everything
Everywhere I go, everywhere
You are always
there, everywhere
And now, a special treat
from one of Vegas's finest.
Grab my pepper.
What?
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
She got drunk and
went to Vegas, huh?
Where's she at?
Oh, the loose looking one?
Wait.
Looks like she got
hit by a meteor shower.
Where is she?
Beats me, I just work here.
Axel, Axel.
-Axel.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Axel.
Help, Axel.
I just love weddings.
Axel.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Get in!
Stay down.
Oh God, Bosser,
don't let 'em get away.
Don't hurt her.
I think she's empty.
Okay.
-All right, stay here.
-No, I'm coming with you.
Okay, stay behind me,
-all right.
-Okay, okay.
All right, come on.
Oh shit.
Get off of her.
Let her go.
-Get off of her.
-Run Casey, run.
Get off of her.
-God. Get off of her.
-Run Casey.
Go, go, go.
Stop, let me go.
Get off of me.
You got her.
Watch out.
Cuervo.
No.
Get off of me.
No.
Get off of me.
Let me go.
Put me down.
No.
Yeah.
Come on.
You come to mama.
Let go of me.
Get off, go.
His hair was white as snow
No, I can't, I can't.
-We can't leave him there.
-I know, I know.
Come on, run, run, come
on, come on, come on.
Shh.
Ah.
Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
Where is the groom
He's in his dressing room
Why is he there
He crapped his underwear
Hey, girls.
Will you be little dolls
and sit up straight
when I shoot you, so I
don't damage those organs?
What?
Oh.
I just heard little
wedding mouse.
What?
Andi.
Okay.
Come on, come on.
Are you hungry tonight?
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry.
Look who came to dinner.
You didn't think
I was gonna let you
have all this fun
yourself, did you?
No.
Help me with this sack of shit.
Come on.
Axel.
No.
Yeah, here's a good one.
No.
Welcome to your dream.
No.
Betty?
No.
Don't you fucking touch her?
Axel.
Fuck.
No.
Shut up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna call.
Move.
Okay.
Find the keys.
Find it.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I can't find it.
Don't you fucking touch me.
Stop, stop.
Help.
Hello.
Okay, we need help,
somebody's trying to kill us.
Please send someone.
They're killing all of our
fucking friends, please.
Don't fucking touch me.
-No.
-No.
-Just let go.
-You fucking psychos.
Hammer meet the knee.
Be quiet.
Don't you fucking touch her.
Wait your turn, pretty boy.
Yeah.
Here's a freebie for you.
Yeah.
No.
No, no.
Please, can you
send help, please?
Yes, we're in the lobby.
I don't know the fucking address.
Hey.
You know what?
Watch this.
Watch this.
You crazy bitch.
Yeah.
Don't say shit, gag
this fucking bitch.
Yeah.
We're at Last Chance Motel
off of Highway 15.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
I don't know the
fucking address, please.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give him another.
Yeah.
You fuckers.
Stop.
God damn that hurts, don't it?
Guess what?
Yeah.
Let's get the fucking tongue.
Yeah.
Tongue.
-Tongue, tongue.
-No.
-Tongue, tongue.
-No.
Tongue, tongue, tongue.
-No.
-Be quiet.
-Tongue, tongue, tongue.
-No, no, no.
Get ready for
something in your mouth.
Now squeal little pig.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
What's it gonna land on.
Kidney.
Let me do it.
Yay.
Watch it.
-Oh it's gonna hurt.
-Watch it.
What's the matter,
your booboo hurt?
Hello.
What?
Hello.
Fuck, fuck.
Come on, come on.
The line went dead.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Okay.
We may not have the keys, okay.
But we have this.
Oh God.
I know.
-I know.
-Oh God.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got you, I got you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, look at me, look at me.
Casey, Casey, look at me.
I have you, okay.
Okay.
Look at me, you're
fine, you're fine.
You're gonna lock
yourself in that room
and you are not
gonna open that door
unless it's me or the cops, okay.
I got you,
I'm not gonna let anything
bad happen to you, okay.
I love you okay.
I love you.
Lock yourself in there, okay.
Lock the door, Casey.
Hey, don't eat that?
You work too much.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, perfect timing, mama.
We just spun your favorite.
Baby maker?
Hey, wait, where's
that other one?
Already put him on ice, mama.
Good boy.
All right.
Woo-hoo.
Oh, decisions, decisions.
Well, oh, baby boy.
We got cock and balls, huh?
Cock or balls?
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
Catch a ball sack by the toe.
If I rub it, then it grows
Mommy, that's the
size of a Tic Tac.
You fucking whore.
Oh baby I hit gold.
Let's go get them bitches.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Come here you little frisky.
Oh.
Hey.
Andi.
Oh, Andi.
Oh no.
Hey, hey.
Go run, run, run.
-Ow.
-That's for earlier.
Let's take her to mama.
Here we go.
Oh baby.
Looks like the
after party started.
Surprise!
So what, you just brought
us here to slaughter us all?
Well, what can I say,
it's a family business.
Family?
Wait, you know these fuckers?
Wow.
You really haven't
figured it out?
This right here is my mama.
And these other idiots are
my other family members.
So what has the last
year of my life been?
Just some sick fucking ploy
to get me here?
Yeah.
I thought we were gonna spend
the rest of our lives together.
I really do love you, Andi.
Hey, stop.
Aren't you a little bit curious?
Aren't you gonna ask me why?
Ask me why.
I don't give a fuck.
Andi's baby daddy, he
came to me with this idea,
way back when.
He said we can live
for a whole year
off the organs from one body.
Well, now with inflation, it's
more like five bodies, but.
Is that true?
I really did love you.
Oh, honey,
love don't keep the lights on.
You bitch.
You just killed my
fucking brother.
Oh my baby.
Why won't you fucking stop?
You don't even have enough
bullets for us anyways.
You don't even know
how many bullets
are in that thing, do you?
Give up already.
You don't have to stay here.
Why don't you just
come home with me?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go home, Case.
What does that even fucking
mean to you, huh, home?
This is my fucking home.
Oh God.
Look what you did to
my beautiful babies.
Look what you did to my babies.
You never stood a chance.
My little Andi was always
gonna pick her family.
Fuck your family.
I guess now I don't have to deal
with a shitty mother-in-law.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
You shot me.
You fucking shot my face.
God damn!
You made me kill
my brother, again!
Oh fuck.
Really, a fucking cake?
Surprise.
Yeah.
Choke on that bitch, choke.
Andi, what the fuck?
Sugar.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Here comes the bride.
Fucking bitch.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
What, you don't want me no more?
Huh, huh?
Hello.
Hi, I need help.
I need you to send
someone right now.
I'm at The Last Chance Motel.
Please, she's coming.
Stop.
I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
I,
They made me do it.
I'm sorry, okay?
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Morning, princess.
Fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Where am I?
It ain't that bad.
Maybe I should have
left your friends here,
so you could have seen
what my family did to them.
Now that?
That was scary.
I mean, you saw the videos?
I thought you would have
figured it out by now.
You know, I like the old saying,
love what you do and you'll
never work a day in your life.
You're fucking sick.
Oh, that's the spirit, Case.
Yeah, I got to admit,
after everyone I brought here,
I never thought it would be you
who would put up
a fight like this.
Aren't we all full of
surprises this weekend?
Yeah, well, I guess
it's time to finish
what my family started.
Now being the fighter you are,
I think you're gonna
set me up nicely
with the prices I'm gonna get
from your pretty little parts.
Fuck you.
I think we're past that part
of our relationship, wifey.
Now usually I like to
take my sweet little time,
but I am tired and you just
killed my entire fucking family.
I guess we're even, bitch.
You little fucking cunt.
Crude.
But like I said, I'm beat.
Do I get a last request?
Sure, Case.
Consider it my
wedding gift to you.
Why me?
Why you?
I noticed the xannies
on your nightstand,
the first night we hooked up.
Once I got a glimpse of how
fucked up you really are,
it was a slam dunk.
Oh, poor little Casey.
So misunderstood,
so much anxiety.
Bullshit.
You're just as fucked up as me.
I mean, you think
you're better than me
because you pop pills
to numb yourself.
But me,
I took charge.
We took charge of our
shitty circumstances,
unlike your pathetic little ass.
Last request fulfilled, Casey.
Consider this our divorce.
Casey.
Why won't you fucking die?
You first.
Stop and put your hands up.
Freeze, drop your weapon now.
Drop your weapon and put
your hands above your head
where I can see them.
Please help me, she's
trying to kill me.
Drop it, now.
Ma'am, put your hands
behind your head now.
Last chance.
I never thought I'd find someone
who truly saw me, all the pieces.
Good, bad, scared, stubborn.
But you do.
And I promise to never
stop choosing you,
no matter how hard life gets.
You know, I used to think
love was supposed to feel safe,
but you, you make me feel alive,
and I would take that any day.
I promise to fight for
you, to bleed for you,
if I have to.
When will our
hearts be together
Please let me know
Fill her up?
Must be why my
Right to the edge, please.
Let go, let go
So many smiles from another
You left behind
You, you seen her before?
She comes in same
time every week.
Orders the same thing every time.
Cries her eyes out, tips well.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
You know what's wrong with her?
No.
She keeps to herself.
You need more creamer?
No, I'm good.
I think I might go try
to crack that shell.
Good luck with that one.
Hey there.
Looks like maybe you need
a shoulder to cry on.
This was a bad joke, I'm sorry.
Well,
offer still stands.
Hold on, baby.
We're outta here,
baby, don't worry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Fucking keys.
Fucking keys.
Shit.
Sorry baby.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
Start, you piece of shit.
Fuck.
Come on, stop, slow down.
For fuck sake.
Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
Andi, another foot and a half
and you would've taken the
mirror off with that sign.
Oh, what babe, I can't hear you?
Are we there yet
man, it is hot as balls.
God, damn it.
What is wrong with you?
You know I just got these done?
Fuck sake.
I hope you didn't mess them up.
They're good, they're popping
out like they usually do.
What the fuck does that mean?
You know what it-
Shut the fuck
up and just get us there.
I'm going,
-I'm fucking driving.
-Shit, Cuervo,
you trying to fucking kill us?
Fucking A, bro.
Call Casey back, tell
Andi to slow the fuck down.
I need to turn this thing around?
My bad.
-All right.
-Huh?
Sorry dad.
You okay, Betty?
Well, I was hoping to die
after the wedding, not before,
but hey.
You okay, baby bro?
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Seriously, 45 over is like
a thousand dollar ticket.
How do you know that?
Okay.
Come on.
Seriously. Okay, now you're
over a thousand dollars.
Yeah, well that's only
if I get pulled over.
Oh, just be a little more
conservative with your speed,
I don't want my
brother's van to explode.
Well, he shouldn't have
brought that piece of junk.
And you weren't
conservative with your speed
when you said yes.
Okay.
Boy, it's true.
-Oh.
-There he is again.
Knew it.
You are so predictable, bro.
Yeah, so is your fiance.
I'm serious, Case.
Tell her to slow down
or we're gonna spend your
rehearsal dinner hitchhiking.
Okay, just tell
him that I'm excited
to marry his sister's
sweet little ass.
God.
She just said she's
excited to marry me.
No, tell him the whole
thing, the ass part.
Yeah, no, I heard it,
unfortunately.
Well, hopefully there's a
gas station or something,
because I'm gonna
need to pull over.
Like sooner than later.
Okay?
Hello?
Yeah, just let us know.
Hopefully I won't have to.
You hung up on her?
A little brotherly love.
Well, that was fucking rude.
Well, I guess I'm
-fucking rude then.
-Here we go again.
All right.
Hey, that a new issue?
Yep.
The last part, "Red Tape."
Nice title.
What's it about?
Frank Kane, only remaining member
of The Last Spartans MC.
He's trying to rescue
a kidnapped kid
from a human trafficker
and bring him to Atlanta.
Sounds heavy.
It is.
He's guided by Spartan Maxims.
Gets visions from the gods.
Total Greek tragedy vibes.
No shit.
What's an MC?
Motorcycle Club?
You know, like Sons of Anarchy.
-Oh.
-But with a Greek twist.
Oh, and there's this
agent who's not a fan
-of all the red tape.
-This is not good.
He helps him.
-If that radiator goes up.
-So,
what's all the
Spartan stuff then?
We can't tow it.
-Discipline, courage.
-What do you mean?
-You can't tow it.
-And the world of kick ass.
You guys can't be
related, he's too smart.
Oh for fuck sake.
See, there it is.
We gotta stop.
Yes.
I can already see the steam
coming out from under your hood.
I can see a gas station
up ahead, all right,
hopefully I can make it.
This blows.
Who gets married in the desert?
All right.
I'll get off here.
Okay, here.
You know who gets
married in the desert?
Lesbians.
Fuck.
Well, I hope you're happy.
'Cause here we are.
Here we are with
this stupid thing.
I told you we should
have taken the Porsche.
Well, the Porsche
wouldn't fit everybody.
You know what?
That's fine 'cause I
wish I hadn't come.
I fucking hate this.
Okay, great.
Great.
-That's nice, nice.
-I still have faith.
Okay.
That makes one of us.
Oh, why, you couldn't keep up?
Don't listen to her, baby.
She doesn't mean it.
Baby's older than all of us.
Trouble in paradise?
There's always a
volcano near paradise.
My trouble is I just
keep taking her back.
Maybe it's a sign.
Yeah.
You think I'm ready
to settle down?
I don't know.
I mean, I never saw you
as the white picket fence,
2.5 kids kinda guy, but.
Maybe a white picket
fence around my shop,
tagged with street
art from my kids.
Aw.
Barely a glimmer in your eye
and you're already
condoning vandalism.
If they're gonna tag,
might as well be
under my supervision.
Oh, that sounds familiar.
Well, look, it
worked out for you.
Oh, yeah.
Spray painting garbage cans
in the back of a 7-Eleven.
That's sure the gateway
drug for fashion design.
Remember mom was like,
if we're gonna smoke weed,
we should come to her first.
Too bad she didn't know
we already had been smoking.
And then we smoked with mom.
Yeah.
-Mom was cool, man.
-I'm serious,
if you're thinking
about settling down,
maybe you shouldn't date girls
that you meet at your shop.
And then like give 'em a job?
Yeah, maybe.
It's why you're
my big sis, I guess.
Now to fix you.
Gross.
I'm going to the van.
Hey, you still
gotta pay for that.
Don't worry, we'll
pay for that, okay.
All right.
Keep the change.
Thanks.
Well, you're not from
around here, are you?
What gave it away?
I'm just saying.
If you're headed to Vegas,
you're going the wrong way.
There's nothing for
you folks out here.
Oh, I know, trust me.
I wouldn't be out here if it
wasn't for this little girl
that dragged me here.
-Hi.
-Hi.
So how much for these hats?
Oh, for you?
-Yeah.
-It's on the house.
-Really?
-Yeah.
Oh my God.
Is that any good?
It's frozen on the
inside, just like Betty.
Okay, dude. I am joking.
We're amigos, right?
No, we're your fiance's amigos.
Okay, well, mine all
died in a car accident.
All of them?
Yeah.
What about your family?
Them too.
Must've been a pretty big car.
-Okay, Betty, what the fuck?
-Hey,
hey, hey, what's
going on with you two?
Just trying to make
sure your girl here
doesn't go Michael
Myers this weekend.
Happy Halloween boo.
Trollop.
Stop.
What, I didn't use the B word.
Well, I almost
went for the C word.
Okay.
Are you guys gonna
behave or what?
I'm the bad cousin, remember?
Grounded.
You're all grounded.
Yes, mother.
Mm.
Sorry.
I'm gonna go wait by the car.
Okay.
Ah-ah.
Make it quick, fiance.
I miss that butt.
Hey, do you.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Don't tell me you're
getting cold feet.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good.
You sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
-Okay.
-I'm good.
So here we go.
Yeah.
Here we go.
You know I am
rooting for you too.
I know you are.
Okay.
Still, it's a small part of me,
that thought it might be me
standing up there with you.
Guess I'm off the hook.
What, with that marriage pact
we made when we were younger.
When we were 15?
Yes.
-Yes.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
But Andi, she seems.
Be nice.
She seems great.
She is great.
She seems great.
Good.
'Cause I'm gonna need
you both in my life.
Of course.
Hey, I'm happy for you.
I'm happy for the both of you.
I know.
We'll always be here for you.
I know you will.
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Let's go get you married.
Do you see it?
Look at this.
I mean, is this cute?
Yeah, cute.
Very cute.
It's cute.
Just, you know what?
I just.
-I don't even know.
-This again,
are you serious
with me right now?
To like make you
-notice me?
-It's always the same stuff.
I'm telling you, I'm sick of it.
What the fuck?
It's always the same with you.
Oh.
We're almost there.
Let's go. Let's get
the show on the road.
I am so over this trip.
-Got places to be.
-And it hasn't even started.
Oh, oh, wait, wait,
I think that's it.
Is that it?
This is it?
Ooh, Last Chance Motel.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Last chance to back out.
This is it?
Dude.
Wow, this is what they picked?
Lesbians.
Yeah, Last Chance.
Wow.
What is this?
It's creepy.
This is not good.
Hey, look at this.
What?
Weird, right?
It's just a story.
Where'd they find this place?
I don't know.
You took me here.
Ah.
Welcome to the Great
Basin's, Taj Mahal.
You sure this place isn't
infested with bedbugs?
I hope the memories
come with a black light.
Well, I happen to think
that it is pretty charming.
Yeah, Mad Max chic
is totally in right now.
Yeah, totally.
It's pretty cool.
Kinda like the neighborhood
from, "Edward
Scissorhands," right?
Mm.
Come on, guys, its gonna be fun.
All right, since you
guys hate it so much,
why don't y'all stay by the car?
Casey and I will
just check us in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait, hold on.
Put it on my card, okay.
It's a gift from me
to the newlyweds.
We don't need your charity, Axel.
Hey, come on.
It's been a long drive, okay.
Come on, let's just
go get us checked in.
Sorry.
Nice.
Looks cozy.
They hate it.
I don't care that they hate it.
I love it.
And I love you.
I love you.
After you, babe.
Well, well, well, well, if
it ain't the happy couple.
I've been sitting here
watching the clock tick,
wondering if y'all got cold feet.
So, who do we have here?
Reservation's under Andi Banning.
Andi Banning.
I know who you are.
You got four rooms, two nights.
Let's see.
So.
Okay, and here, let's see.
I remember, you're
in here somewhere.
Banning.
Banning.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, here you are.
Oh, my son must have
taken this reservation.
I can barely read a scribble.
You know, they don't
teach cursive no more.
Can you believe that?
I see, you're not a big
fan of computers either.
Babe.
What in tarnation would
I have a use for a computer?
The only thing
that works out here
is my trusty record player,
my little darling
little record player.
I just love it so much. And
thank God it is more reliable
than any of that tech junk.
All right, looks like you have
the all-inclusive package.
So, let's get this
show on the road.
Yeah.
Well, hi, y'all.
Welcome to the Last Chance Motel,
where the desert meets dreams.
Now, I promise, we might be a
little rough around the edges,
but we got heart
and stories to tell.
So you leave your luggage here,
I'm gonna take you on a tour.
Okay, yeah.
Follow me.
All right.
So, around the corner,
we've got a pool,
but it's dry as a
bone at the moment.
So just imagine an oasis.
Feel free to just pull
up a chair and relax,
'cause sometimes that's all
you need to feel the magic.
Now you've got rooms
one, two, six and eight,
that have all the necessities
and a little more character
than you're probably used to.
But the showers don't gush,
but they get the job done.
And if you find a
little scorpion or two,
just think of them as your
little room guardians.
Now, our chapel, it got
torched a little while back.
Torched?
Yeah.
And so we've planned
something more scenic.
And y'all are lucky, 'cause
marrying out in the open desert,
well, that's just an experience
you can't get nowhere else.
All right.
These are for you.
Okay.
Well, hey, Casey, hold on.
You can't stay in the same room
as Andi before your wedding.
That's bad luck.
Well, pretty boy's got
a little point there.
But I'm afraid with
all the renovation,
we don't have any availability.
But if you want me to lay
out a cot in the lounge,
then you can stick to the rules.
Or Casey, you can
just room with me.
Sleep over.
Yeah.
Room with Betty.
Yeah.
This will be fun.
All right.
Oh, well, that handsome
fella over there.
-Oh fuck.
-Is my son Harold.
And he's gonna help you
with anything you need.
Right, Harold?
Anything heavy or not?
Oh, thank you, Harold.
All right.
Tomorrow, there is
breakfast at 8:00
and the ceremony starts
at 3:00 p.m sharp.
And you guys just have fun
and let the desert
work its magic.
"Let the desert
work it's magic?"
Izzy.
Very good.
Come in.
Hi.
Hey.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Long drive.
Are you nervous?
Why would I be nervous?
Wait, are you nervous?
You sure you're
still wanna do this?
I'm here, aren't I?
Just wanted to make
sure you're okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just, I don't know,
you just have a lot
of strong connections
with a few people here.
A lot of history.
Seriously, babe.
Didn't think you were
the jealous type.
You do know that he
has a dick and balls.
Yeah.
It's just, you know,
people change their mind.
I love you.
Not gonna change
my mind about that.
We're in this together, right?
Yeah.
As long as you're in it.
I was thinking,
do you have a dick and balls?
Should we go check,
and we'll see.
I don't.
Ignore it, just ignore it.
Fuck.
Sorry.
What?
Compliments of mama.
Thanks.
From mama.
See, even the good Lord
promotes getting drunk
the night before your wedding.
I should go.
Yeah, I guess so.
Hold up.
Leave that.
Yeah.
Might help me with my vows.
Night.
Night.
When will our
hearts be together
Please let me know
That string around
mine won't let go
So many miles from another
You left behind
Until that
I would like to make
an empty pool toast.
Okay.
To my sister.
Ooh.
May she never get divorced
'cause I don't think we can
survive another marriage.
Yeah.
You can say that again.
Another toast.
To my best friend.
'Cause why the hell
else would I be here?
Family.
Hey girl.
I don't know if you
noticed, but the pool's dry.
Oh.
No.
I guess I'll just have to
use my imagination then.
Hey, avert your eyes.
I can't.
Now.
-They're stuck.
-Yeah, I bet.
And then never stray with me
When to return
I'll count the hours
and the minutes
Just passing time
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't ruin the whiskey,
give it some respect.
Like how?
Like this.
-Oh, Betty danger.
-Betty danger.
Betty danger.
Jeez.
See, here you go.
Just don't ruin it
with that plastic shit.
Thanks.
God, I fucking needed that.
Honestly, I'm surprised
we're all here.
Never thought Casey would
settle down for real.
Yeah.
It's funny, Cuervo
says the same thing.
Surprised she's
beating his old ass.
I heard that.
I know.
So, did you and Casey
ever hook up?
What?
You know, like get together.
Define get together.
Like.
Babe, Jesus.
-Come on.
-What?
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Like make love.
No, no.
Really?
Why not?
You know, Sugar,
Casey's about to get
married to a woman,
in case you have a noticed.
Okay, just a question.
Aside from promising
to be her sperm donor,
no, we have never been a couple,
as long as we've
known each other.
Happy?
You know what they would be like?
They would be like a
brother, sister couple.
Different twin beds.
Like, "I Love Lucy."
You could have been
like, "I Love Lucy."
Okay.
It just, you looked
really comfortable
consoling her back there
at the gas station.
Hey, Izzy, let's go.
What?
Past your bedtime.
Come on.
Hey.
Goodnight Case.
Hi.
Goodnight.
The bride-to-be.
We thought you were
down for the count.
No, I wish.
What's with Axel.
Besides my date,
getting fuck face drunk,
and asking stupid questions.
But I didn't do anything.
Yes, you did.
I can practically feel mom
side-eyeing me right now.
She'd be proud of you.
You miss her?
Of course I do.
Me too.
I think about her at least
five minutes every day.
Well, it's a clear night.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe she can see us.
Maybe.
I'm gonna go for a walk.
Get that five minutes in.
You guys behave yourself.
Be safe.
You guys be safe.
Yeah.
Thank you, bye.
Goodnight.
I can be a little dangerous.
Sorry I was being
such a bitch today.
I'm really horny.
And that's my cue to leave.
Goodnight.
You scare Betty away now.
You're scaring everybody away.
I didn't scare them.
Don't say that, I didn't.
There's a place out
there I should be going
There's a life out
there I should be living
But I'm here instead
Lying in my bed dreaming
of a life I should know
There's a girl out
there I should be loving
On a starry night with
the moonlight glowing
I've got to get out
of my head, wake up
I've got enough
life to share
But I don't want
to be here anymore
I want to run wild and free
And go climb a tree
Or be where it's at
-Oh fuck.
-Fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh yes.
-Oh yes.
-Fuck.
I've been Timbuktu
I'm off to Peru
I hear it's quite nice
No need to think twice
I'm leaving today
There's no need to stay
'Cause I don't want
to be here anymore
One, two, three, four.
Three, four.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna fucking cum.
No wait.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck.
Oh fuck.
-Okay I'm gonna come.
-No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, wait, no.
No, no, no, no.
Oh no.
I don't wanna
be here anymore
Baby.
No.
Baby, I was so close.
Why?
You used to last so much longer
with a bottle in your hand.
Really?
Yeah, you did.
-You did.
-You serious?
I'm just saying.
-Baby.
-Nice.
-Baby, baby.
-Nice.
Baby, baby, come
on, don't do, come on.
Baby.
Great.
I'll just finish it up myself.
Like I always do.
Cuervo?
Sugar.
Sugar.
Let's do this.
What the fuck is
wrong with this TV?
Hey, language.
I got it.
What?
How'd you guys survive
back in the day?
Well, we didn't sit in
front of the TV all day,
that's for sure.
No wonder.
Mm-hmm.
Oh wow, you look worse than I do.
Yeah.
You seen Sugar?
Why would I have seen Sugar?
Well, I can't find her.
Oh well, you can ask him.
Sweet prince over there has
a bit of a crush on her.
I do not.
All right.
Have you seen Sugar?
Why would I have seen Sugar?
Sorry.
Come on.
Lies.
You've seen Sugar.
I'm going back in.
Come on.
-Hi.
-Hey, you seen Sugar?
-Shh, she's sleeping, shh.
-She didn't come back
to the room last night.
Have you checked the other rooms?
Yeah.
How about your van?
Yeah.
Maybe she took off
-with Fred Durst lurk.
-Casey,
I'm not fucking around right now.
-Okay.
-Okay,
-I've looked everywhere.
-Okay.
When's the last time you saw her?
We went to the junkyard and yeah,
we may have gotten
in a little argument.
And you just left her there,
drunk and alone, really?
No, I thought that she
would follow me to the room.
Have you talked to the
ex show girl in the lobby?
Have you seen the ex
show girl in the lobby?
Come on.
I won't let her bite you.
Let's go.
What'd you say your name was?
Grant, as in Cary Grant?
You certainly have his charm.
Should I?
Ah, I didn't see
you standing there.
Sorry.
The girl I came with last
night, have you seen her?
Which one was that?
The one with the hat.
The tacky one.
Yeah, you seen her?
I went to bed early.
Beauty sleep.
Do you have cameras?
Oh, well, you guys
just saw my best work.
Oh, security,
-security cameras.
-Oh, of course.
They're all over the place.
But they haven't been reliable
since about the 1990s.
Technology, you know?
They just can't replace film.
Can we take a look?
Well, you can, but they
only work when they want to.
Maybe they worked last night.
Maybe your girl's trying
to tell you something.
Can you just check
the fucking cameras?
Yeah, you guys were partying
pretty hard last night
and maybe she went up to Vegas
to just keep the party going.
Look, I'm sorry, the
wiring, there's a short,
and they just, they haven't
worked in like a month or two.
I could take a look for you.
Maybe I can get them
to work free of charge.
I suggest that you two enjoy
that all-inclusive experience
that you paid for.
Look, you know,
weddings have a way
of making certain
kinds of people crazy.
Mm-hmm.
And I've seen it before.
As soon as the nuptials are over,
they'll come stumbling back.
But just enjoy the show.
Come on.
I'm sure she's fine.
Oh my God, there you are.
You need to get ready.
I know.
Do you know where
Sugar went last night?
No.
Look, man, she had
a lot on her mind.
She probably just.
Fuck, I don't know, remember
your senior prom date?
What was her name, Tanya?
-Oh Taylor.
-Oh yeah.
-Oh God.
-Left the prom
and then came back
before sunrise.
But she'd already been
cheating on you for a month
with Eric Sloan, right.
But she still came back.
The point is I'm sure Sugar
just went up the road
somewhere to sleep it off.
She's probably fine.
Now, let's get you married.
Come on.
Oh my God.
Oh yes
-Oh my God, Axel, get out.
-Hey.
She's changing.
Yep, I can see that.
You nervous?
No.
Why would you say that?
No, she's gonna be beautiful.
You're perfect.
Aw.
-What do you think?
-Full of shit, but.
I mean.
She didn't ask me to do that.
No, Sir.
-All right.
-Makeups done.
-What do you think?
-Fabulous.
Well, don't you look pretty?
Are you ready?
Hey, let's go out and
make the rounds tonight
Let's go out and
give this town a sigh
You don't need reservation
What we plan to do
It's like a celebration
between me and you
This time we're really
putting on a show
Believe me, it's
the only way to go
And when you think it's
over, it's really not the end
So let's go out and
make the rounds tonight
Hey, tone it down.
You're the only thing I need
to make my dreams come true
So I suggest forget the rest
I just, I want you
I just, I want you
It's showtime.
Oh!
You look so beautiful.
Thank you.
Dearly beloveds,
we're all gathered here
at the Last Chance Motel
to witness the wedding
of Andi and Casey.
Now, do you both take
each other as wives?
-I do.
-I do.
I now pronounce
you wifey and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
You're the light of lights
You're the love
that fills my day
When I talk to you, all
my worries melt away
How can I repay all the
wondrous things you do
Everything I am feels
like more because of you
Everything is
you, everything
Everything I see, everything
Everywhere I go, everywhere
You are always
there everywhere
As the time goes by
And my days turn into night
One thing I'll be sure
Loving you was always right
If the hard times come
I'll be strong,
you'll be my guide
I am not afraid
Knowing you are by my side
Everything is
you, everything
Everything I see, everything
Everywhere I go, everywhere
You are always
there, everywhere
And now, a special treat
from one of Vegas's finest.
Grab my pepper.
What?
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
She got drunk and
went to Vegas, huh?
Where's she at?
Oh, the loose looking one?
Wait.
Looks like she got
hit by a meteor shower.
Where is she?
Beats me, I just work here.
Axel, Axel.
-Axel.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Axel.
Help, Axel.
I just love weddings.
Axel.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Get in!
Stay down.
Oh God, Bosser,
don't let 'em get away.
Don't hurt her.
I think she's empty.
Okay.
-All right, stay here.
-No, I'm coming with you.
Okay, stay behind me,
-all right.
-Okay, okay.
All right, come on.
Oh shit.
Get off of her.
Let her go.
-Get off of her.
-Run Casey, run.
Get off of her.
-God. Get off of her.
-Run Casey.
Go, go, go.
Stop, let me go.
Get off of me.
You got her.
Watch out.
Cuervo.
No.
Get off of me.
No.
Get off of me.
Let me go.
Put me down.
No.
Yeah.
Come on.
You come to mama.
Let go of me.
Get off, go.
His hair was white as snow
No, I can't, I can't.
-We can't leave him there.
-I know, I know.
Come on, run, run, come
on, come on, come on.
Shh.
Ah.
Here comes the bride
Big fat and wide
Where is the groom
He's in his dressing room
Why is he there
He crapped his underwear
Hey, girls.
Will you be little dolls
and sit up straight
when I shoot you, so I
don't damage those organs?
What?
Oh.
I just heard little
wedding mouse.
What?
Andi.
Okay.
Come on, come on.
Are you hungry tonight?
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry.
Look who came to dinner.
You didn't think
I was gonna let you
have all this fun
yourself, did you?
No.
Help me with this sack of shit.
Come on.
Axel.
No.
Yeah, here's a good one.
No.
Welcome to your dream.
No.
Betty?
No.
Don't you fucking touch her?
Axel.
Fuck.
No.
Shut up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm gonna call.
Move.
Okay.
Find the keys.
Find it.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I can't find it.
Don't you fucking touch me.
Stop, stop.
Help.
Hello.
Okay, we need help,
somebody's trying to kill us.
Please send someone.
They're killing all of our
fucking friends, please.
Don't fucking touch me.
-No.
-No.
-Just let go.
-You fucking psychos.
Hammer meet the knee.
Be quiet.
Don't you fucking touch her.
Wait your turn, pretty boy.
Yeah.
Here's a freebie for you.
Yeah.
No.
No, no.
Please, can you
send help, please?
Yes, we're in the lobby.
I don't know the fucking address.
Hey.
You know what?
Watch this.
Watch this.
You crazy bitch.
Yeah.
Don't say shit, gag
this fucking bitch.
Yeah.
We're at Last Chance Motel
off of Highway 15.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
I don't know the
fucking address, please.
Come on, come on, come on.
Give him another.
Yeah.
You fuckers.
Stop.
God damn that hurts, don't it?
Guess what?
Yeah.
Let's get the fucking tongue.
Yeah.
Tongue.
-Tongue, tongue.
-No.
-Tongue, tongue.
-No.
Tongue, tongue, tongue.
-No.
-Be quiet.
-Tongue, tongue, tongue.
-No, no, no.
Get ready for
something in your mouth.
Now squeal little pig.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
What's it gonna land on.
Kidney.
Let me do it.
Yay.
Watch it.
-Oh it's gonna hurt.
-Watch it.
What's the matter,
your booboo hurt?
Hello.
What?
Hello.
Fuck, fuck.
Come on, come on.
The line went dead.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Okay.
We may not have the keys, okay.
But we have this.
Oh God.
I know.
-I know.
-Oh God.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I got you, I got you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, look at me, look at me.
Casey, Casey, look at me.
I have you, okay.
Okay.
Look at me, you're
fine, you're fine.
You're gonna lock
yourself in that room
and you are not
gonna open that door
unless it's me or the cops, okay.
I got you,
I'm not gonna let anything
bad happen to you, okay.
I love you okay.
I love you.
Lock yourself in there, okay.
Lock the door, Casey.
Hey, don't eat that?
You work too much.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey, perfect timing, mama.
We just spun your favorite.
Baby maker?
Hey, wait, where's
that other one?
Already put him on ice, mama.
Good boy.
All right.
Woo-hoo.
Oh, decisions, decisions.
Well, oh, baby boy.
We got cock and balls, huh?
Cock or balls?
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
Catch a ball sack by the toe.
If I rub it, then it grows
Mommy, that's the
size of a Tic Tac.
You fucking whore.
Oh baby I hit gold.
Let's go get them bitches.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
Come here you little frisky.
Oh.
Hey.
Andi.
Oh, Andi.
Oh no.
Hey, hey.
Go run, run, run.
-Ow.
-That's for earlier.
Let's take her to mama.
Here we go.
Oh baby.
Looks like the
after party started.
Surprise!
So what, you just brought
us here to slaughter us all?
Well, what can I say,
it's a family business.
Family?
Wait, you know these fuckers?
Wow.
You really haven't
figured it out?
This right here is my mama.
And these other idiots are
my other family members.
So what has the last
year of my life been?
Just some sick fucking ploy
to get me here?
Yeah.
I thought we were gonna spend
the rest of our lives together.
I really do love you, Andi.
Hey, stop.
Aren't you a little bit curious?
Aren't you gonna ask me why?
Ask me why.
I don't give a fuck.
Andi's baby daddy, he
came to me with this idea,
way back when.
He said we can live
for a whole year
off the organs from one body.
Well, now with inflation, it's
more like five bodies, but.
Is that true?
I really did love you.
Oh, honey,
love don't keep the lights on.
You bitch.
You just killed my
fucking brother.
Oh my baby.
Why won't you fucking stop?
You don't even have enough
bullets for us anyways.
You don't even know
how many bullets
are in that thing, do you?
Give up already.
You don't have to stay here.
Why don't you just
come home with me?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go home, Case.
What does that even fucking
mean to you, huh, home?
This is my fucking home.
Oh God.
Look what you did to
my beautiful babies.
Look what you did to my babies.
You never stood a chance.
My little Andi was always
gonna pick her family.
Fuck your family.
I guess now I don't have to deal
with a shitty mother-in-law.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
You shot me.
You fucking shot my face.
God damn!
You made me kill
my brother, again!
Oh fuck.
Really, a fucking cake?
Surprise.
Yeah.
Choke on that bitch, choke.
Andi, what the fuck?
Sugar.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Here comes the bride.
Fucking bitch.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
What, you don't want me no more?
Huh, huh?
Hello.
Hi, I need help.
I need you to send
someone right now.
I'm at The Last Chance Motel.
Please, she's coming.
Stop.
I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I am sorry.
I,
They made me do it.
I'm sorry, okay?
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Morning, princess.
Fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Where am I?
It ain't that bad.
Maybe I should have
left your friends here,
so you could have seen
what my family did to them.
Now that?
That was scary.
I mean, you saw the videos?
I thought you would have
figured it out by now.
You know, I like the old saying,
love what you do and you'll
never work a day in your life.
You're fucking sick.
Oh, that's the spirit, Case.
Yeah, I got to admit,
after everyone I brought here,
I never thought it would be you
who would put up
a fight like this.
Aren't we all full of
surprises this weekend?
Yeah, well, I guess
it's time to finish
what my family started.
Now being the fighter you are,
I think you're gonna
set me up nicely
with the prices I'm gonna get
from your pretty little parts.
Fuck you.
I think we're past that part
of our relationship, wifey.
Now usually I like to
take my sweet little time,
but I am tired and you just
killed my entire fucking family.
I guess we're even, bitch.
You little fucking cunt.
Crude.
But like I said, I'm beat.
Do I get a last request?
Sure, Case.
Consider it my
wedding gift to you.
Why me?
Why you?
I noticed the xannies
on your nightstand,
the first night we hooked up.
Once I got a glimpse of how
fucked up you really are,
it was a slam dunk.
Oh, poor little Casey.
So misunderstood,
so much anxiety.
Bullshit.
You're just as fucked up as me.
I mean, you think
you're better than me
because you pop pills
to numb yourself.
But me,
I took charge.
We took charge of our
shitty circumstances,
unlike your pathetic little ass.
Last request fulfilled, Casey.
Consider this our divorce.
Casey.
Why won't you fucking die?
You first.
Stop and put your hands up.
Freeze, drop your weapon now.
Drop your weapon and put
your hands above your head
where I can see them.
Please help me, she's
trying to kill me.
Drop it, now.
Ma'am, put your hands
behind your head now.
Last chance.
I never thought I'd find someone
who truly saw me, all the pieces.
Good, bad, scared, stubborn.
But you do.
And I promise to never
stop choosing you,
no matter how hard life gets.
You know, I used to think
love was supposed to feel safe,
but you, you make me feel alive,
and I would take that any day.
I promise to fight for
you, to bleed for you,
if I have to.
When will our
hearts be together
Please let me know
Fill her up?
Must be why my
Right to the edge, please.
Let go, let go
So many smiles from another
You left behind
You, you seen her before?
She comes in same
time every week.
Orders the same thing every time.
Cries her eyes out, tips well.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
You know what's wrong with her?
No.
She keeps to herself.
You need more creamer?
No, I'm good.
I think I might go try
to crack that shell.
Good luck with that one.
Hey there.
Looks like maybe you need
a shoulder to cry on.
This was a bad joke, I'm sorry.
Well,
offer still stands.