Laura's Toys (1975) Movie Script
1
(soft acoustic guitar)
- This character is a
direct copy from the stones
at the natural museum.
Vendos period?
No, perhaps a bit later.
Perhaps the Visigoths period.
- You've done a marvelous
job with advanced research.
Are you two still at it?
You dig and poke around all day
and then you dig and
poke around all evening.
Well, I decided to see
what it is that you two do
while I'm busy sunbathing.
- That's the
preliminary research.
A good place for you to start.
Who knows?
It might stimulate some
interest for you in archeology.
Oh, it already has.
Those Bronze Age priestesses
really knew how to live.
Some mighty dirty
passages in this.
I'm going inside
so I can be alone
when I get to the
really horny parts.
Something wrong?
No, no, nothing's wrong.
Oh, I was just thinking.
I wish Laura could get just
that much interest in what I do.
Right from the very
beginning she's been
absolutely bored with
studies of antiquity.
Why did you get married?
We love each other.
We're attracted to
each other physically.
Yes, I know that.
You probably make
love a great deal.
You probably hear us.
I don't exactly hear you.
I hear you.
I do hear you.
Now, where were we?
- Comparing these
runic characters.
(upbeat guitar music)
I'm surprised.
Why are you surprised?
That you're here.
I thought Paul might catch on.
- He's too busy
with his affairs.
Where are the kids?
Party.
That's what fucking does do.
Gets one lots of kids.
Well?
Just what we need.
This has the right feeling.
Just right.
Almost as good as that one
we had in Paris last year.
She is here.
She's here?
(soft vocalized singing)
- Why are you staring
at me like that?
Was I staring at you?
Perhaps because I
wonder about you.
Wonder?
About me?
Yes.
You're pretty.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
Lover?
- I have very
little time for men.
My work...
- Don't you think
Walter is interesting?
Doctor Rockford?
Well, he's very attractive.
Ever make it with a girl?
No, never.
It makes me uneasy.
The idea of a woman
putting her hands on me.
Or her mouth.
I have some questions
about the notes
I was reading this afternoon.
- I'm glad you're taking
an interest in my work.
- Tell me, is it true that
those high priestesses
used to free themselves
with stone phalluses?
- It seems that way,
according to evidence,
but that's hardly the way
I phrased it in my report.
- One time, at Madam
Lapon's school,
after lights out, we all
sat in the dark and watched
while my best friend Hanni
von Elling and Marie Lenroix,
the best athlete in school,
fucked a very large candle.
- My, the things
that do go on at a
fashionable girl's school in
Switzerland after lights out.
- It was the most talked about
event of the entire year.
The candle was that long
and that big around.
- Yeah, were they
able to take it?
Every inch.
Of course, there
were a few doubters.
And some side bets were placed.
That was before the big
penetration was accomplished.
The big penetration?
- That's what it was
called thereafter.
Of course, Hanni was very smart.
She bent the candle
in the middle
by heating it over a flame
so that the angle of entry
was more comfortable.
- A world-wise nymph.
- Nymphette, we were
all 11 at the time.
Unquenchable nymphettes.
- Laura Seastrom-Rockford,
did you take a turn at
one end of that candle?
- I'd be lying if I said
I didn't think about it,
but once they got started,
nothing could've made
Hanni and Marie stop.
No, my entire participation
consisted of trying to keep
my clitoris from twitching out
under the tip of
my index finger.
- Yeah, a regular
spectator sport.
You know something?
You sure turn me on.
I'm glad.
I wonder what Anna does for sex.
Christ, don't stop.
I was just thinking,
we haven't missed a night.
These walls aren't
exactly soundproof.
If I was her, I'd be stewing
in a pool of my own juice.
Well, I know she can hear us.
Turns me on.
It's like doing it with
someone else in the room.
God damn, you are perverted.
I have a delicious idea.
Sit up.
I don't think it's fair we
drive Anna nuts every night.
Tonight, let's drive
each other nuts.
We'll just touch each other,
touch ourselves together
and tease each other,
and feel each other's bodies
until we can't
stand it any longer.
I might explode.
That's the point, darling.
That is the point.
Right there.
Touching.
Kissing.
Oh, beautiful, moist kisses.
Oh, you're throbbing.
And you're vibrating.
Wet and vibrating.
And I've got a point of flesh
jerking up to attention.
Reaching.
- Yes, it's twitching,
it's twitching.
Oh.
Fit it into the
opening, the tip.
Fit it.
(cries of pleasure)
- Gabrielle, how do
you know she's here?
From my aunt.
She's at the university.
She remembered that we
went to school with Laura
and that Laura was married
to Doctor Rockford.
Do you know where?
Where she is?
It reminds me of
the days in school.
(soft moaning)
(heavy panting)
I'm coming.
(loud moaning)
(soft vocalized singing)
(upbeat guitar music)
Oh, hello, darling.
- Sweetheart, take
a little time off.
Come keep me company
up on the rocks.
Maybe get some sun.
You know I'm busy as hell,
but the suggestion sounds
awfully good to me.
- So, let's go get naked
and lay on the rocks.
Oh, Doctor.
Oh, Doctor.
Oh, pardon me, Doctor,
there is a stone.
Part of a cliff.
There seems to be some
scratchings on it.
- Probably something like
Mary Jane loves Peter
and Jennifer Zilch sucks.
They appear to be runes.
It's located on the
other side of the point.
I'll wait for you there.
Yeah, be right there.
- She spends a lot more
time with you than I do.
Every time we undress for
bed I expect her to appear.
Doctor, Doctor, I wanna
show you something.
Now, you are getting vulgar.
- Oh, you know God damn well
she has the hots for you.
- I admit that she admires
me and I admire her.
She's a damn good runeographer.
I'm just lucky that I
have her as an associate.
- I'd like to stick my
fist up her runic passage.
(soft vocalized singing)
Oh, yes, it may be something.
- Yeah, I'll bring down the
camera later and photograph it
and then if I can, I'll just
translate the characters.
- Hey, Anna, I wish you and
Laura could become friends.
You know she's bored to death.
- We have very little
in common, I think.
- Oh, I think you have
one thing in common.
You both like me.
But in different ways.
She's your wife, I admire you.
I have for a long time.
But we only met two weeks ago.
- While I was a student,
I read your papers
of the Dalish bog finds.
Oh, I loved them.
I felt very honored when the
university assigned me to you.
Yeah, always the way.
Pretty young archeologists
always like me
for my papers on bog finds.
Never for myself.
(soft vocalized singing)
- There's no sign that there
was a village here at all.
- Well, some various writings
suggest that they lived
on this side of the island,
on the sheltered side.
Before, when we talked,
I didn't mean to say that
I didn't like your wife.
I'll make a point of
spending more time with her.
- Well, she's over on
the big island right now
fetching the mail and
doing some shopping.
I'm sure she'll appreciate
a little attention from you.
I know that I'll appreciate it.
Laura.
Hanni.
How've you been?
Why didn't you write?
Not even a postcard
in almost four years.
Hanni.
A clean break.
That was the only way.
It's better for both of us
this way, you must see that.
I realized it right
after graduation
when your mother took you
on that Caribbean trip.
How depressed I was.
So lonely.
We'd just become too
reliant on each other.
- But Laura, we had
great times together.
We did everything together.
That's just it.
We couldn't go to the toilet
without holding hands.
- But why didn't you tell
me anything at school?
At the reunion?
I tried.
I couldn't say the words.
It's good to see you, Hanni.
I'd be lying if I said
I hadn't missed you.
Come on, walk me to my boat.
I don't wanna stay away too
long, Walter will worry.
- We're still
married, technically.
But he's managed to go through
a divorce in the family.
- Thinking like that
went out with the Kaizer.
Why are you here now, Hanni?
- Well, Gabrielle
and I are on holiday.
We have always taken
our holidays together
the past five years.
Thought you would remember that.
You suggested that we always
take our holidays together,
the three of us.
- I was 15, it was
one of my fantasies.
I guess I grew out of it.
This is where we're staying.
You'll be welcome if you
want to come visit us.
- I must make one
thing clear, Hanni.
I'm married now,
to a marvelous man,
we're in love with each other.
Does he fuck you enough?
I remember in school you
never could get enough.
- He was made-to-order for me.
He can't get enough either.
When I met him, he had a
mistress and a girlfriend
on the side.
He kept them both very happy.
In fact, he kept the three
of us very happy for a while.
Then he decided he needed to
spend more time on his work
and since I was very
demanding in bed,
he gave up the other two women.
(soft vocalized singing)
(boat motor roaring)
(heavy panting)
Oh, I'm coming.
Oh I'm coming.
(moaning)
Darling.
Don't you think we
should get dressed now?
(soft vocalized singing)
(distant moaning)
Oh, it's so good.
(heavy panting)
Oh, good.
Oh!
Oh, God!
Oh, I'm coming, oh God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
- Anna--
Don't say anything.
Don't spoil it.
So when I told the doctor
we were coming out
to this island,
he thought we were crazy.
"There's no village out there."
I said, yes of course there is.
Hi, you two.
Well, when did you get back?
Oh, not long ago.
About 20 minutes.
Did you get a lot
done while I was gone?
No no no, not nearly enough.
We still haven't found
that damn village.
Did you have a good trip
to the other island?
Oh, I did the usual things.
Picked up the mail,
shopped for groceries.
All very exciting.
It's a small world.
I ran into an old friend.
I ran into Hanni.
Hanni?
Yes, Hanni von Elling.
I told you about Hanni, I
went to school with her.
- Oh, not Hanni of the
big penetration fame?
The same.
She's on vacation in town
with Gabrielle Devereaux,
another old friend from school.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
spend some time with them.
Oh, you should!
You must!
I mean, well, you should spend
some time with your friends.
- Well, pardon me, I think I
misplaced my magnifying glass.
- Yeah, and I better
get back to my notes.
Did you see Laura?
Yes, I saw her.
Well, damn it.
Tell me, will she,
will she come to us?
I'm sure not.
She wasn't too happy to see me.
Something wrong, sweetheart?
Nothing's wrong.
I noticed tonight at supper,
how really attractive
Anna Rickman is.
I wonder if she's sexy.
Do you think she's hot?
- I don't think that Anna
is into sex that much.
She's so dedicated to her work.
She's a girl.
She has a cunt.
I just wonder if
it's a hot cunt.
- Well, that's rather difficult
for me to think about,
whether or not my
associate has a hot cunt.
(knocking at the door)
May I come in?
Is there anything special
you want to talk
to me about or...
No, nothing special, actually.
What period is this from?
- This one is very ancient,
made about two months ago
in the old town.
Anna,
I need a woman to talk
to every now and again.
I mean, there are some things
that are just too difficult
to talk about with men.
For instance,
today I met a girl I've
been running away from
for four years.
- Why have you been
running away from her?
Because I'm frightened.
Because we were too close.
Closer than sisters.
When we were six, we were
enrolled in boarding school
on the same day.
Mama was busy with
her life, a new lover,
Hanni's mother was busy
with a new husband,
a lover, and a mistress
all at the same time.
Who had time for kids?
- Would you like to
have some iced tea?
- So Hanni von Elling
and Laura Seastrom
were thrown together at Madam
Lapon's School for Girls.
We spent the greater part of
the next 11 years together.
We became inseparable.
We did everything together.
Everything.
You became lovers.
Yes, in a way, perhaps.
Sure, we made it together
lots of times but,
it was more that we got
other people involved
and then we'd share them in bed.
Once we even got Miss
Brenner, the headmistress.
When we were 15, we were
left together at school
for Easter recess.
The other kids had gone home,
our mothers were off with
new lovers or something,
we were left with the
caretakers and Miss Brenner.
Was she a lesbian?
Hardly.
She was having an affair
with the gardener.
We saw them one day
together in the tool shed.
We trapped Miss Brenner.
It wasn't very fair, I'm afraid.
Hanni pretended
to be sick in bed
and I hid in the closet.
When Miss Brenner came
in to check on Hanni,
she complained about a sore spot
in the neighborhood of the cunt.
When I burst from the closet,
Miss Brenner was
between Hanni's thighs
probing with her fingers.
I started yelling,
"What's going on here?"
Very indignantly.
The rest was easy.
Hanni pretended that
Miss Brenner's probing
had turned her on.
Before the poor
woman could protest,
Hanni was in her cunt.
I watched for a while,
acting very disapproving.
Then I unbuttoned her blouse.
She was one of those
flat-chested women with large nipples.
I put my mouth
around one of them
and that drove her bananas.
We spent the rest of
the night together.
After that, Miss Brenner
was in the palm of our hand.
- She kept up the
affair with you?
- Well, she felt a
little funny about it.
She tried to avoid any
situation after that.
We were busy with
other conquests.
I don't think Miss Brenner
ever forgot that night though.
Yes, Hanni and I
were very close.
I can't count the number
of boys we fucked.
- But you said you
were afraid of her.
Maybe I'm afraid of me.
Maybe I'm afraid she'd
come between Walter and me.
I wouldn't want anyone to
come between Walter and me.
But Hanni could always
excite the sexual in anyone.
Anna and I had a lovely talk.
I'm glad.
I'd like you to get to know her.
I like her.
Hey, that's great.
I mean, since I have to
work so closely with her,
it would be nice if you
could become more friendly.
Spend more time with her.
I hope you finished your work.
I have some plans for you.
When I was very small, my
mother made up marvelous tales
about elves and fairies.
There were always good
elves and wicked elves,
good fairies and wicked fairies.
Now she writes trash that young
housewives read and believe.
All about the daughters of
wash women and cleaning ladies
who marry princes and who have
fabulously wealthy Sheikhs
and Greek shipping
magnates for admirers.
Your mother's a writer?
Denice Headgren.
She uses her maiden name.
Her stuff's always on
the bestseller list.
She makes a lot of money.
I've seen her name.
But you've never read her.
You wouldn't.
Her stuff's real garbage.
Popular garbage.
What's your mother like?
I really have no idea.
After I was six, I
don't suppose I saw her
more than three times a year.
She was busy with her own life.
Five years ago, I was
involved with a young Italian.
Arturo.
Very arty, no staying power.
We ran into my
mother in Central Bay
and the next thing I knew,
he was being seen
around town with Mama.
Walter and I were
married by the mayor
of a tiny little village
in the south of France.
When the time came
to kiss the groom,
my mother slipped her
tongue into Walter's mouth.
Yeah, I keep a lot of distance
between my men and my Mama.
Come on, stop mooning.
Who are you dreaming about?
It's Laura Seastrom.
I must think of her right now.
She must've been a sexy one.
- To begin with, I'll
be in the middle.
I'm going to see Hanni.
I've done a lot of
thinking about her.
I have no reason
to be frightened.
She'd have to rape me.
- Well, she raped the
headmistress, didn't she?
So she did.
But Miss Brenner
wanted to be raped.
I can remember the
first time Hanni applied
her wicked little mouth to
Miss Brenner's private parts.
Those long legs jerked
right up towards the ceiling
and all she could do was
bellow, "Oh God, oh God!"
For an otherwise plain woman,
Miss Brenner had fantastic legs.
I watched them kick and
quiver while I did a number
on her nipples.
By the time I'd finished
nipping and sucking,
they were an inch
and a half long.
Did she, did she touch you?
By the end of the evening,
everyone had done everyone
else, in every possible way.
Oh, I can remember,
when Hanni fastened
her wicked little mouth
on Miss Brenner's private parts.
Those long legs jerked
up towards the ceiling
while I did a number
on her nipples.
By the time I was finished
nipping and sucking,
they were an inch
and a half long.
(fast-paced guitar)
Hi!
- I had to come inside,
it's much too warm outside.
It really is a scorcher.
Even I had to come in.
You going to work in here?
I'm much too warm and sticky.
I just want to get cool.
Good, then we can talk.
Pick a subject.
How about Cuba start?
Bull fighting in Cordova?
My friend Hanni.
She's a good subject.
She could turn anybody on.
Take you for instance.
You become uneasy at
the thought of a woman
putting her hands
or her mouth on you.
20 minutes with her and...
I can remember the first
time Hanni put her mouth
on my breasts.
I was 11 and my breasts
were just two little
swollen points on my chest.
She had a way of
fluttering her tongue
against the nipple while
she was drawing on it.
She had a knack, even at 11.
She improved on it.
I must go outside from here.
It's too hot inside.
I'm sorry.
- Well, I took her to the
main island in the ferry.
She's gonna visit
her nutty friends.
Friends?
She only mentioned Hanni.
- Well, that's because
Gabrielle Devereaux
joined the little group later.
She's probably a lot less
interesting than Hanni.
Do you know why Hanni
and Gabrielle are here?
No.
- Well, once a year, they
pick a different city
and take three weeks vacations
away from their husbands.
And with each other they
fuck themselves silly.
The funny part is,
Laura was the one who
thought of the concept
and she's the first
one to chicken out.
How do you know all this?
- Laura told me the whole
setup when we first met.
Everything?
About them and
about Miss Brenner?
- That's a great
story, isn't it?
Eating the headmistress
until her garter
belts hummed a tune?
- I didn't hear anything
about a garter belt.
- Oh, well maybe Laura
just threw that in
for background
color for my ears.
Oh, Gabbi, I'm coming.
(high pitched moaning)
(knocking at the door)
Hello, Gabrielle.
It's nice to see you.
- I hardly expected
to see you here.
You gave me the address.
I never thought you'd use it.
Aren't I welcome?
Of course you're welcome.
- So, what are the
boys like here?
Good.
Want to try one?
They'll be here
in a little while.
Well, why are you here?
I have a friend.
A girlfriend.
I want to bring her here.
Is she willing to come?
I'll get her here.
Who is she?
I mean, really.
She's Walter's assistant.
Just like the old times.
Have you made it with her?
I never tried her.
- But how do you know she--
I just know.
She's fucking your husband
and you don't like it, right?
How long have you known?
Quite a while.
No, I just found
out the other day
when I saw you.
You are surprised.
You have to play the
role of a queen, or wife?
I can't, Hanni.
But why not, Laura?
It's delicious.
I can't Gabrielle.
Neither one of you
understands, do you?
I'm married now.
I love my husband.
We fuck every night.
I'm happy, he's happy!
- And he's so happy that
he must have an affair
with another woman.
(knocking)
Here are some other guests.
Remember, if you expect us to
do anything with your friend,
you have to get involved.
This is Eric.
Who's she?
- She's the woman who
arranges everything.
- Oh, she deals
and she also plays.
And very effective with them.
Laura, you have to stay.
Gabrielle and I must join
our other guests now.
If um...
Oh, God, that was so good.
Walter, I'm confused, I
don't know what to do.
Oh, come on, now.
Don't start analyzing.
That was nice, let's
leave it at that.
I want more.
I want you when I want you.
- I was once thinking about
living with two women.
You know that.
- You haven't suggested
anything like that to--
To Laura?
No.
I'm glad.
I would have been
angry if you had.
Could be very nice.
- I'm not the type who
could be a concubine.
- Might be nice chemistry,
the three of us.
- Do you know what's
happening in town right now?
She's making love to Hanni.
Or Hanni's making love to her.
Hanni will chase
her wherever you go
until she will one
day go with Hanni
and not return to you.
(loud buzzing)
Oh, God, it's so good.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Oh, oh I'm coming.
Oh!
Oh, you're driving me crazy.
Oh, Jesus, I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
(heavy moaning)
Have a nice day?
How's Hanni of big
penetration fame?
She's alright.
I didn't stay very long.
She and Gabrielle
had some visitors.
I would've been in the
way if I had stayed.
That's nice.
Laura.
Yes, Walker?
Nothing, Laura.
Nothing.
I've been doing a lot
of thinking lately
about Donielle and Geraldine.
- Those two women you were
living with when I met you?
It was a great arrangement.
Donielle did all the cooking,
Geraldine did all the cleaning.
- And they kept each other
amused while you were working.
It wouldn't work, Walter.
That water was great.
- Darling, I'm going
into town tomorrow
to see Hanni and Gabrielle.
I'll probably stay very late.
Perhaps I'll even stay over.
You don't mind?
I mean, you won't worry?
If that's what you want.
- Well, it isn't
exactly what I want,
but I telephoned Hanni today
and she was so depressed.
I said I'd go see her.
I don't wanna let her down.
Not when she needs me.
That's fine with me.
Well, she's off.
I told you she was going.
- Laura, I'm glad
you decided to come.
I'm Chastity.
And I'm Janet, her assistant.
These are ready.
Made all the corrections?
Mmmhmm.
Just about now, Laura
is in bed with somebody.
Doesn't it turn you on
to think about that?
(heavy moaning)
Oh, God!
Come on, Laura.
Tell me how good it is.
It's nice.
Oh, it's so nice, Hanni.
Tell me.
It's good.
How good?
How good is it, Laura?
My insides are melting.
Oh, you cunt.
My insides are melting.
Oh, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
- I know you feel
she won't come back.
- The whole idea of them
being so close as children
and with all of these sexual
fantasies tied to each other,
it was just a matter of time.
Don't go near to that.
If you're right,
I won't be able to say
I'm glad you're right.
- I will be surprised if Laura
Seastrom shows up tomorrow
or the next day or
the day after that.
(soft vocalized singing)
Well, now that's finished.
Anna.
Yes, darling?
Look who's back.
We sure missed you, Laura.
Yes, I'm sure you did.
Laura,
was it nice?
I mean, when you
were with Hanni?
Lovely.
Really lovely.
You'll find out very soon.
Hanni's very
anxious to meet you.
- Well, girls, looks like you're
gonna have to do without me
for tonight and tomorrow.
I've gotta take the afternoon
ferry back into town.
Sundgren is questioning
some of our findings.
Oh, shit.
Couldn't that wait
'til next week?
- To begin with, he's positive
that the village was here
but we haven't
found a trace of it.
So I'll go in and humor him.
Bye bye.
(soft knocking)
Oh, come in, Anna.
Would you like a little wine?
No thanks.
There's something I
must tell you, Laura.
Walter is in love with me.
- You mean he's having
an affair with you.
There's a difference.
I've known for a long time
that you've been fucking him.
- And he knows that you
still go to bed with Hanni.
I assumed he knew.
I'm not going to Hanni's.
You don't need to go.
I'm afraid.
You see, I know that you can't
ever get away from Hanni.
So many things that has
happened between you
and you're not good for Walter.
You have no interest in his work
and his work is his life.
Go to Hanni.
You belong with Hanni.
I don't want to happen to
me what happened to you.
(loud buzzing and moaning)
(heavy breathing)
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Laura.
(soft buzzing)
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
(soft vocalized singing)
You okay?
Should we go up there?
Sure.
I was so hurt the other night.
To be honest about it.
Seeing you with my husband.
I meant to take you,
and I meant to--
You were sure I would do it?
- Then I was going to throw
the whole thing in his face
and go to Hanni.
And now?
Now I don't know what to do.
I really don't.
(soft vocalized singing)
Gammon!
- Oh, no, not again,
you're too good for me.
- Well, that's one of
the things you learn
in a Swiss girl's
school, Backgammon.
What else did you learn?
- Oh, how two young girls
can use a sizable sausage
or a cucumber for moments
of mutual pleasure.
You don't think I thought
of that myself, do you?
No, they don't teach that
in class, my naive one.
Such practices are
born out of horniness.
- I guess Walter
won't show up tonight.
Terribly disappointed?
No, I'm not disappointed.
I don't want to admit it, but
I really don't care
when Walter comes back.
Why not?
Don't you love him?
I love him.
So do I.
Just becomes another person
all of a sudden, my
life seems so crowded.
Take off your shirt.
Come here.
Sit down right here.
Meditation
and concentration.
There was a time
when my whole life
was woven into the
fabric of meditation.
When we were 12,
Hanni and I discovered
that we could do this and
come off innumerable times
in a short span of time.
Do you know anything
about meditation?
Yes.
I was into that the
last year in university.
- Good, then let's meditate
for a few moments first.
(loud buzzing and moaning)
Put your left hand on my nipple,
and the other...
Now,
concentrate
on what my left hand is doing.
Concentrate on your nipple.
Feel it erect against my touch.
Now feel my right hand.
Concentrate.
My finger,
touching your little tip.
Concentrate.
Concentrate.
(buzzing and moaning)
Oh.
Oh, Laura.
Oh, Laura.
Oh, Laura.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
(ecstatic moaning)
Oh, that was good.
- Hanni and I used
to get into that.
Everyone else was an outsider.
We'd rather have done
that than go to films
and dances.
Or if we did go,
we'd rush home again,
throw off our clothes and sit
in the middle of the floor
opposite each other.
Sounds crazy, but fun.
It was.
Crazy.
Too good.
Oh, I'm tired.
But in a good way.
It does that.
(soft vocalized singing)
Laura.
Laura?
Where's Laura?
She left.
She just picked up and left.
Left?
Well why?
Well, she did leave a note.
Darling, Anna.
I have to go
someplace to meditate.
Really meditate.
There's a great deal
I must think about.
Love, Laura.
What is she saying?
Of course.
You and Laura have been...
What a jerk.
How long have you two
been up each other's--
Don't be vulgar.
- No wonder you got so upset
when I mentioned a threesome.
- We hadn't even thought
about being together
when we talked about that.
And she knows about us.
She saw us that day.
The first time.
She never said a word.
- Anyway, do you know
where this Hanni,
or whatever her name is lives?
I'm sure Laura's there.
- No, I have no idea
where she lives.
Walter.
I know you must hate me.
I will leave in the morning.
What do we do now?
I guess we leave for town.
What about Laura?
I know Laura.
She'll come to us
when she wants to.
If she wants to.
We'll leave for
town in the morning.
- I'll just stick around
in the hills for more work.
I know I left my
magnifying glass somewhere.
- Where the hell
did you come from?
From the sea.
Can't you tell when
you see a sea nymph?
Oh, you're a nymph, huh?
A naughty nymph.
You didn't swim.
- How the hell else could
a sea nymph get around?
You're a pretty good
looking guy for a mortal.
It's cold out here.
Don't you have a place where
a sea nymph can get warm?
- Yeah, I think that
could be arranged.
(soft vocalized singing)
Who in the hell is she?
She said she was a sea nymph.
A naughty sea nymph.
Darling, hurry
and get undressed.
A sea nymph should be
eaten while still hot.
Oh, God damn it.
It's Hanni.
(breathy moaning)
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm coming.
(guttural moaning)
Oh, it's so good.
(heavy panting)
So good.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, it's so good.
- I see you've
finally met Hanni.
- Now that we've all
been properly introduced,
why don't we go
home to my place?
It's much more comfortable.
How about it, Laura?
Hanni,
I love you.
You know that, I always will.
And Walter, I love you so much.
And Anna, you know
what I feel for you.
So what are we waiting for?
Let's go to my place.
It will be like the
old days, Laura.
- Yeah, it'd be
like the old days.
It'd be Madam Lapon's
school all over again.
Oh, there'd be Anna
and Walter this time.
And Gabrielle once a year.
But it would end up you and me.
Hanni von Elling
and Laura Seastrom,
kissing each other and hanging
onto each other for dear life
because Hanni, we're the
only two little girls
whose mother's consistently
failed to show up
to collect their kids
while all of the other children
are off on their holidays.
It wasn't too bad.
We kept ourselves amused.
We sure did.
We did things that would
make a high-priced whore
go into shock.
So, let's go to my place.
Hanni,
I love you.
But you're like Peter Pan.
A naughty little 12 year old,
surrounded by bewitched adults
and you want me to be your Wendy
and dance forever with you
in the enchanted forest
and I can't.
I wanna be one of
those bewitched adults.
Let's get dressed.
She knows where I live.
She'll show up there.
- So what's wrong with
being like Peter Pan?
- Well, Peter Pan, he
refused to grow up.
She'll show up again.
Shit.
I do look like Peter Pan.
Oh, Laura!
Laura, Anna, wait a minute!
Okay.
If anybody cares to take
the boat, it leaves at 7.
- Where do you wanna go
when we get back to town?
I don't know.
Hey, I've got an idea.
You girls ever been to
the Yucatan Peninsula?
Oh, great, that's a good idea!
- Oh, no, let's
go to Monte Carlo!
Monte Carlo?
- When are we going, or
wherever we're going,
we must catch the ferry.
Well, let's go then!
Come on!
Why in the world do you
want to go to Monte Carlo?
- We could drive
down to Central Bay.
What's in Central Bay?
We could go see my mother.
I hate your mother!
So do I.
Well, let's go to Peru.
Peru!
Oh, Peru is great!
(soft guitar music)
(soft acoustic guitar)
- This character is a
direct copy from the stones
at the natural museum.
Vendos period?
No, perhaps a bit later.
Perhaps the Visigoths period.
- You've done a marvelous
job with advanced research.
Are you two still at it?
You dig and poke around all day
and then you dig and
poke around all evening.
Well, I decided to see
what it is that you two do
while I'm busy sunbathing.
- That's the
preliminary research.
A good place for you to start.
Who knows?
It might stimulate some
interest for you in archeology.
Oh, it already has.
Those Bronze Age priestesses
really knew how to live.
Some mighty dirty
passages in this.
I'm going inside
so I can be alone
when I get to the
really horny parts.
Something wrong?
No, no, nothing's wrong.
Oh, I was just thinking.
I wish Laura could get just
that much interest in what I do.
Right from the very
beginning she's been
absolutely bored with
studies of antiquity.
Why did you get married?
We love each other.
We're attracted to
each other physically.
Yes, I know that.
You probably make
love a great deal.
You probably hear us.
I don't exactly hear you.
I hear you.
I do hear you.
Now, where were we?
- Comparing these
runic characters.
(upbeat guitar music)
I'm surprised.
Why are you surprised?
That you're here.
I thought Paul might catch on.
- He's too busy
with his affairs.
Where are the kids?
Party.
That's what fucking does do.
Gets one lots of kids.
Well?
Just what we need.
This has the right feeling.
Just right.
Almost as good as that one
we had in Paris last year.
She is here.
She's here?
(soft vocalized singing)
- Why are you staring
at me like that?
Was I staring at you?
Perhaps because I
wonder about you.
Wonder?
About me?
Yes.
You're pretty.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
Lover?
- I have very
little time for men.
My work...
- Don't you think
Walter is interesting?
Doctor Rockford?
Well, he's very attractive.
Ever make it with a girl?
No, never.
It makes me uneasy.
The idea of a woman
putting her hands on me.
Or her mouth.
I have some questions
about the notes
I was reading this afternoon.
- I'm glad you're taking
an interest in my work.
- Tell me, is it true that
those high priestesses
used to free themselves
with stone phalluses?
- It seems that way,
according to evidence,
but that's hardly the way
I phrased it in my report.
- One time, at Madam
Lapon's school,
after lights out, we all
sat in the dark and watched
while my best friend Hanni
von Elling and Marie Lenroix,
the best athlete in school,
fucked a very large candle.
- My, the things
that do go on at a
fashionable girl's school in
Switzerland after lights out.
- It was the most talked about
event of the entire year.
The candle was that long
and that big around.
- Yeah, were they
able to take it?
Every inch.
Of course, there
were a few doubters.
And some side bets were placed.
That was before the big
penetration was accomplished.
The big penetration?
- That's what it was
called thereafter.
Of course, Hanni was very smart.
She bent the candle
in the middle
by heating it over a flame
so that the angle of entry
was more comfortable.
- A world-wise nymph.
- Nymphette, we were
all 11 at the time.
Unquenchable nymphettes.
- Laura Seastrom-Rockford,
did you take a turn at
one end of that candle?
- I'd be lying if I said
I didn't think about it,
but once they got started,
nothing could've made
Hanni and Marie stop.
No, my entire participation
consisted of trying to keep
my clitoris from twitching out
under the tip of
my index finger.
- Yeah, a regular
spectator sport.
You know something?
You sure turn me on.
I'm glad.
I wonder what Anna does for sex.
Christ, don't stop.
I was just thinking,
we haven't missed a night.
These walls aren't
exactly soundproof.
If I was her, I'd be stewing
in a pool of my own juice.
Well, I know she can hear us.
Turns me on.
It's like doing it with
someone else in the room.
God damn, you are perverted.
I have a delicious idea.
Sit up.
I don't think it's fair we
drive Anna nuts every night.
Tonight, let's drive
each other nuts.
We'll just touch each other,
touch ourselves together
and tease each other,
and feel each other's bodies
until we can't
stand it any longer.
I might explode.
That's the point, darling.
That is the point.
Right there.
Touching.
Kissing.
Oh, beautiful, moist kisses.
Oh, you're throbbing.
And you're vibrating.
Wet and vibrating.
And I've got a point of flesh
jerking up to attention.
Reaching.
- Yes, it's twitching,
it's twitching.
Oh.
Fit it into the
opening, the tip.
Fit it.
(cries of pleasure)
- Gabrielle, how do
you know she's here?
From my aunt.
She's at the university.
She remembered that we
went to school with Laura
and that Laura was married
to Doctor Rockford.
Do you know where?
Where she is?
It reminds me of
the days in school.
(soft moaning)
(heavy panting)
I'm coming.
(loud moaning)
(soft vocalized singing)
(upbeat guitar music)
Oh, hello, darling.
- Sweetheart, take
a little time off.
Come keep me company
up on the rocks.
Maybe get some sun.
You know I'm busy as hell,
but the suggestion sounds
awfully good to me.
- So, let's go get naked
and lay on the rocks.
Oh, Doctor.
Oh, Doctor.
Oh, pardon me, Doctor,
there is a stone.
Part of a cliff.
There seems to be some
scratchings on it.
- Probably something like
Mary Jane loves Peter
and Jennifer Zilch sucks.
They appear to be runes.
It's located on the
other side of the point.
I'll wait for you there.
Yeah, be right there.
- She spends a lot more
time with you than I do.
Every time we undress for
bed I expect her to appear.
Doctor, Doctor, I wanna
show you something.
Now, you are getting vulgar.
- Oh, you know God damn well
she has the hots for you.
- I admit that she admires
me and I admire her.
She's a damn good runeographer.
I'm just lucky that I
have her as an associate.
- I'd like to stick my
fist up her runic passage.
(soft vocalized singing)
Oh, yes, it may be something.
- Yeah, I'll bring down the
camera later and photograph it
and then if I can, I'll just
translate the characters.
- Hey, Anna, I wish you and
Laura could become friends.
You know she's bored to death.
- We have very little
in common, I think.
- Oh, I think you have
one thing in common.
You both like me.
But in different ways.
She's your wife, I admire you.
I have for a long time.
But we only met two weeks ago.
- While I was a student,
I read your papers
of the Dalish bog finds.
Oh, I loved them.
I felt very honored when the
university assigned me to you.
Yeah, always the way.
Pretty young archeologists
always like me
for my papers on bog finds.
Never for myself.
(soft vocalized singing)
- There's no sign that there
was a village here at all.
- Well, some various writings
suggest that they lived
on this side of the island,
on the sheltered side.
Before, when we talked,
I didn't mean to say that
I didn't like your wife.
I'll make a point of
spending more time with her.
- Well, she's over on
the big island right now
fetching the mail and
doing some shopping.
I'm sure she'll appreciate
a little attention from you.
I know that I'll appreciate it.
Laura.
Hanni.
How've you been?
Why didn't you write?
Not even a postcard
in almost four years.
Hanni.
A clean break.
That was the only way.
It's better for both of us
this way, you must see that.
I realized it right
after graduation
when your mother took you
on that Caribbean trip.
How depressed I was.
So lonely.
We'd just become too
reliant on each other.
- But Laura, we had
great times together.
We did everything together.
That's just it.
We couldn't go to the toilet
without holding hands.
- But why didn't you tell
me anything at school?
At the reunion?
I tried.
I couldn't say the words.
It's good to see you, Hanni.
I'd be lying if I said
I hadn't missed you.
Come on, walk me to my boat.
I don't wanna stay away too
long, Walter will worry.
- We're still
married, technically.
But he's managed to go through
a divorce in the family.
- Thinking like that
went out with the Kaizer.
Why are you here now, Hanni?
- Well, Gabrielle
and I are on holiday.
We have always taken
our holidays together
the past five years.
Thought you would remember that.
You suggested that we always
take our holidays together,
the three of us.
- I was 15, it was
one of my fantasies.
I guess I grew out of it.
This is where we're staying.
You'll be welcome if you
want to come visit us.
- I must make one
thing clear, Hanni.
I'm married now,
to a marvelous man,
we're in love with each other.
Does he fuck you enough?
I remember in school you
never could get enough.
- He was made-to-order for me.
He can't get enough either.
When I met him, he had a
mistress and a girlfriend
on the side.
He kept them both very happy.
In fact, he kept the three
of us very happy for a while.
Then he decided he needed to
spend more time on his work
and since I was very
demanding in bed,
he gave up the other two women.
(soft vocalized singing)
(boat motor roaring)
(heavy panting)
Oh, I'm coming.
Oh I'm coming.
(moaning)
Darling.
Don't you think we
should get dressed now?
(soft vocalized singing)
(distant moaning)
Oh, it's so good.
(heavy panting)
Oh, good.
Oh!
Oh, God!
Oh, I'm coming, oh God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
- Anna--
Don't say anything.
Don't spoil it.
So when I told the doctor
we were coming out
to this island,
he thought we were crazy.
"There's no village out there."
I said, yes of course there is.
Hi, you two.
Well, when did you get back?
Oh, not long ago.
About 20 minutes.
Did you get a lot
done while I was gone?
No no no, not nearly enough.
We still haven't found
that damn village.
Did you have a good trip
to the other island?
Oh, I did the usual things.
Picked up the mail,
shopped for groceries.
All very exciting.
It's a small world.
I ran into an old friend.
I ran into Hanni.
Hanni?
Yes, Hanni von Elling.
I told you about Hanni, I
went to school with her.
- Oh, not Hanni of the
big penetration fame?
The same.
She's on vacation in town
with Gabrielle Devereaux,
another old friend from school.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
spend some time with them.
Oh, you should!
You must!
I mean, well, you should spend
some time with your friends.
- Well, pardon me, I think I
misplaced my magnifying glass.
- Yeah, and I better
get back to my notes.
Did you see Laura?
Yes, I saw her.
Well, damn it.
Tell me, will she,
will she come to us?
I'm sure not.
She wasn't too happy to see me.
Something wrong, sweetheart?
Nothing's wrong.
I noticed tonight at supper,
how really attractive
Anna Rickman is.
I wonder if she's sexy.
Do you think she's hot?
- I don't think that Anna
is into sex that much.
She's so dedicated to her work.
She's a girl.
She has a cunt.
I just wonder if
it's a hot cunt.
- Well, that's rather difficult
for me to think about,
whether or not my
associate has a hot cunt.
(knocking at the door)
May I come in?
Is there anything special
you want to talk
to me about or...
No, nothing special, actually.
What period is this from?
- This one is very ancient,
made about two months ago
in the old town.
Anna,
I need a woman to talk
to every now and again.
I mean, there are some things
that are just too difficult
to talk about with men.
For instance,
today I met a girl I've
been running away from
for four years.
- Why have you been
running away from her?
Because I'm frightened.
Because we were too close.
Closer than sisters.
When we were six, we were
enrolled in boarding school
on the same day.
Mama was busy with
her life, a new lover,
Hanni's mother was busy
with a new husband,
a lover, and a mistress
all at the same time.
Who had time for kids?
- Would you like to
have some iced tea?
- So Hanni von Elling
and Laura Seastrom
were thrown together at Madam
Lapon's School for Girls.
We spent the greater part of
the next 11 years together.
We became inseparable.
We did everything together.
Everything.
You became lovers.
Yes, in a way, perhaps.
Sure, we made it together
lots of times but,
it was more that we got
other people involved
and then we'd share them in bed.
Once we even got Miss
Brenner, the headmistress.
When we were 15, we were
left together at school
for Easter recess.
The other kids had gone home,
our mothers were off with
new lovers or something,
we were left with the
caretakers and Miss Brenner.
Was she a lesbian?
Hardly.
She was having an affair
with the gardener.
We saw them one day
together in the tool shed.
We trapped Miss Brenner.
It wasn't very fair, I'm afraid.
Hanni pretended
to be sick in bed
and I hid in the closet.
When Miss Brenner came
in to check on Hanni,
she complained about a sore spot
in the neighborhood of the cunt.
When I burst from the closet,
Miss Brenner was
between Hanni's thighs
probing with her fingers.
I started yelling,
"What's going on here?"
Very indignantly.
The rest was easy.
Hanni pretended that
Miss Brenner's probing
had turned her on.
Before the poor
woman could protest,
Hanni was in her cunt.
I watched for a while,
acting very disapproving.
Then I unbuttoned her blouse.
She was one of those
flat-chested women with large nipples.
I put my mouth
around one of them
and that drove her bananas.
We spent the rest of
the night together.
After that, Miss Brenner
was in the palm of our hand.
- She kept up the
affair with you?
- Well, she felt a
little funny about it.
She tried to avoid any
situation after that.
We were busy with
other conquests.
I don't think Miss Brenner
ever forgot that night though.
Yes, Hanni and I
were very close.
I can't count the number
of boys we fucked.
- But you said you
were afraid of her.
Maybe I'm afraid of me.
Maybe I'm afraid she'd
come between Walter and me.
I wouldn't want anyone to
come between Walter and me.
But Hanni could always
excite the sexual in anyone.
Anna and I had a lovely talk.
I'm glad.
I'd like you to get to know her.
I like her.
Hey, that's great.
I mean, since I have to
work so closely with her,
it would be nice if you
could become more friendly.
Spend more time with her.
I hope you finished your work.
I have some plans for you.
When I was very small, my
mother made up marvelous tales
about elves and fairies.
There were always good
elves and wicked elves,
good fairies and wicked fairies.
Now she writes trash that young
housewives read and believe.
All about the daughters of
wash women and cleaning ladies
who marry princes and who have
fabulously wealthy Sheikhs
and Greek shipping
magnates for admirers.
Your mother's a writer?
Denice Headgren.
She uses her maiden name.
Her stuff's always on
the bestseller list.
She makes a lot of money.
I've seen her name.
But you've never read her.
You wouldn't.
Her stuff's real garbage.
Popular garbage.
What's your mother like?
I really have no idea.
After I was six, I
don't suppose I saw her
more than three times a year.
She was busy with her own life.
Five years ago, I was
involved with a young Italian.
Arturo.
Very arty, no staying power.
We ran into my
mother in Central Bay
and the next thing I knew,
he was being seen
around town with Mama.
Walter and I were
married by the mayor
of a tiny little village
in the south of France.
When the time came
to kiss the groom,
my mother slipped her
tongue into Walter's mouth.
Yeah, I keep a lot of distance
between my men and my Mama.
Come on, stop mooning.
Who are you dreaming about?
It's Laura Seastrom.
I must think of her right now.
She must've been a sexy one.
- To begin with, I'll
be in the middle.
I'm going to see Hanni.
I've done a lot of
thinking about her.
I have no reason
to be frightened.
She'd have to rape me.
- Well, she raped the
headmistress, didn't she?
So she did.
But Miss Brenner
wanted to be raped.
I can remember the
first time Hanni applied
her wicked little mouth to
Miss Brenner's private parts.
Those long legs jerked
right up towards the ceiling
and all she could do was
bellow, "Oh God, oh God!"
For an otherwise plain woman,
Miss Brenner had fantastic legs.
I watched them kick and
quiver while I did a number
on her nipples.
By the time I'd finished
nipping and sucking,
they were an inch
and a half long.
Did she, did she touch you?
By the end of the evening,
everyone had done everyone
else, in every possible way.
Oh, I can remember,
when Hanni fastened
her wicked little mouth
on Miss Brenner's private parts.
Those long legs jerked
up towards the ceiling
while I did a number
on her nipples.
By the time I was finished
nipping and sucking,
they were an inch
and a half long.
(fast-paced guitar)
Hi!
- I had to come inside,
it's much too warm outside.
It really is a scorcher.
Even I had to come in.
You going to work in here?
I'm much too warm and sticky.
I just want to get cool.
Good, then we can talk.
Pick a subject.
How about Cuba start?
Bull fighting in Cordova?
My friend Hanni.
She's a good subject.
She could turn anybody on.
Take you for instance.
You become uneasy at
the thought of a woman
putting her hands
or her mouth on you.
20 minutes with her and...
I can remember the first
time Hanni put her mouth
on my breasts.
I was 11 and my breasts
were just two little
swollen points on my chest.
She had a way of
fluttering her tongue
against the nipple while
she was drawing on it.
She had a knack, even at 11.
She improved on it.
I must go outside from here.
It's too hot inside.
I'm sorry.
- Well, I took her to the
main island in the ferry.
She's gonna visit
her nutty friends.
Friends?
She only mentioned Hanni.
- Well, that's because
Gabrielle Devereaux
joined the little group later.
She's probably a lot less
interesting than Hanni.
Do you know why Hanni
and Gabrielle are here?
No.
- Well, once a year, they
pick a different city
and take three weeks vacations
away from their husbands.
And with each other they
fuck themselves silly.
The funny part is,
Laura was the one who
thought of the concept
and she's the first
one to chicken out.
How do you know all this?
- Laura told me the whole
setup when we first met.
Everything?
About them and
about Miss Brenner?
- That's a great
story, isn't it?
Eating the headmistress
until her garter
belts hummed a tune?
- I didn't hear anything
about a garter belt.
- Oh, well maybe Laura
just threw that in
for background
color for my ears.
Oh, Gabbi, I'm coming.
(high pitched moaning)
(knocking at the door)
Hello, Gabrielle.
It's nice to see you.
- I hardly expected
to see you here.
You gave me the address.
I never thought you'd use it.
Aren't I welcome?
Of course you're welcome.
- So, what are the
boys like here?
Good.
Want to try one?
They'll be here
in a little while.
Well, why are you here?
I have a friend.
A girlfriend.
I want to bring her here.
Is she willing to come?
I'll get her here.
Who is she?
I mean, really.
She's Walter's assistant.
Just like the old times.
Have you made it with her?
I never tried her.
- But how do you know she--
I just know.
She's fucking your husband
and you don't like it, right?
How long have you known?
Quite a while.
No, I just found
out the other day
when I saw you.
You are surprised.
You have to play the
role of a queen, or wife?
I can't, Hanni.
But why not, Laura?
It's delicious.
I can't Gabrielle.
Neither one of you
understands, do you?
I'm married now.
I love my husband.
We fuck every night.
I'm happy, he's happy!
- And he's so happy that
he must have an affair
with another woman.
(knocking)
Here are some other guests.
Remember, if you expect us to
do anything with your friend,
you have to get involved.
This is Eric.
Who's she?
- She's the woman who
arranges everything.
- Oh, she deals
and she also plays.
And very effective with them.
Laura, you have to stay.
Gabrielle and I must join
our other guests now.
If um...
Oh, God, that was so good.
Walter, I'm confused, I
don't know what to do.
Oh, come on, now.
Don't start analyzing.
That was nice, let's
leave it at that.
I want more.
I want you when I want you.
- I was once thinking about
living with two women.
You know that.
- You haven't suggested
anything like that to--
To Laura?
No.
I'm glad.
I would have been
angry if you had.
Could be very nice.
- I'm not the type who
could be a concubine.
- Might be nice chemistry,
the three of us.
- Do you know what's
happening in town right now?
She's making love to Hanni.
Or Hanni's making love to her.
Hanni will chase
her wherever you go
until she will one
day go with Hanni
and not return to you.
(loud buzzing)
Oh, God, it's so good.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Oh, oh I'm coming.
Oh!
Oh, you're driving me crazy.
Oh, Jesus, I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
(heavy moaning)
Have a nice day?
How's Hanni of big
penetration fame?
She's alright.
I didn't stay very long.
She and Gabrielle
had some visitors.
I would've been in the
way if I had stayed.
That's nice.
Laura.
Yes, Walker?
Nothing, Laura.
Nothing.
I've been doing a lot
of thinking lately
about Donielle and Geraldine.
- Those two women you were
living with when I met you?
It was a great arrangement.
Donielle did all the cooking,
Geraldine did all the cleaning.
- And they kept each other
amused while you were working.
It wouldn't work, Walter.
That water was great.
- Darling, I'm going
into town tomorrow
to see Hanni and Gabrielle.
I'll probably stay very late.
Perhaps I'll even stay over.
You don't mind?
I mean, you won't worry?
If that's what you want.
- Well, it isn't
exactly what I want,
but I telephoned Hanni today
and she was so depressed.
I said I'd go see her.
I don't wanna let her down.
Not when she needs me.
That's fine with me.
Well, she's off.
I told you she was going.
- Laura, I'm glad
you decided to come.
I'm Chastity.
And I'm Janet, her assistant.
These are ready.
Made all the corrections?
Mmmhmm.
Just about now, Laura
is in bed with somebody.
Doesn't it turn you on
to think about that?
(heavy moaning)
Oh, God!
Come on, Laura.
Tell me how good it is.
It's nice.
Oh, it's so nice, Hanni.
Tell me.
It's good.
How good?
How good is it, Laura?
My insides are melting.
Oh, you cunt.
My insides are melting.
Oh, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
- I know you feel
she won't come back.
- The whole idea of them
being so close as children
and with all of these sexual
fantasies tied to each other,
it was just a matter of time.
Don't go near to that.
If you're right,
I won't be able to say
I'm glad you're right.
- I will be surprised if Laura
Seastrom shows up tomorrow
or the next day or
the day after that.
(soft vocalized singing)
Well, now that's finished.
Anna.
Yes, darling?
Look who's back.
We sure missed you, Laura.
Yes, I'm sure you did.
Laura,
was it nice?
I mean, when you
were with Hanni?
Lovely.
Really lovely.
You'll find out very soon.
Hanni's very
anxious to meet you.
- Well, girls, looks like you're
gonna have to do without me
for tonight and tomorrow.
I've gotta take the afternoon
ferry back into town.
Sundgren is questioning
some of our findings.
Oh, shit.
Couldn't that wait
'til next week?
- To begin with, he's positive
that the village was here
but we haven't
found a trace of it.
So I'll go in and humor him.
Bye bye.
(soft knocking)
Oh, come in, Anna.
Would you like a little wine?
No thanks.
There's something I
must tell you, Laura.
Walter is in love with me.
- You mean he's having
an affair with you.
There's a difference.
I've known for a long time
that you've been fucking him.
- And he knows that you
still go to bed with Hanni.
I assumed he knew.
I'm not going to Hanni's.
You don't need to go.
I'm afraid.
You see, I know that you can't
ever get away from Hanni.
So many things that has
happened between you
and you're not good for Walter.
You have no interest in his work
and his work is his life.
Go to Hanni.
You belong with Hanni.
I don't want to happen to
me what happened to you.
(loud buzzing and moaning)
(heavy breathing)
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, Laura.
(soft buzzing)
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming.
(soft vocalized singing)
You okay?
Should we go up there?
Sure.
I was so hurt the other night.
To be honest about it.
Seeing you with my husband.
I meant to take you,
and I meant to--
You were sure I would do it?
- Then I was going to throw
the whole thing in his face
and go to Hanni.
And now?
Now I don't know what to do.
I really don't.
(soft vocalized singing)
Gammon!
- Oh, no, not again,
you're too good for me.
- Well, that's one of
the things you learn
in a Swiss girl's
school, Backgammon.
What else did you learn?
- Oh, how two young girls
can use a sizable sausage
or a cucumber for moments
of mutual pleasure.
You don't think I thought
of that myself, do you?
No, they don't teach that
in class, my naive one.
Such practices are
born out of horniness.
- I guess Walter
won't show up tonight.
Terribly disappointed?
No, I'm not disappointed.
I don't want to admit it, but
I really don't care
when Walter comes back.
Why not?
Don't you love him?
I love him.
So do I.
Just becomes another person
all of a sudden, my
life seems so crowded.
Take off your shirt.
Come here.
Sit down right here.
Meditation
and concentration.
There was a time
when my whole life
was woven into the
fabric of meditation.
When we were 12,
Hanni and I discovered
that we could do this and
come off innumerable times
in a short span of time.
Do you know anything
about meditation?
Yes.
I was into that the
last year in university.
- Good, then let's meditate
for a few moments first.
(loud buzzing and moaning)
Put your left hand on my nipple,
and the other...
Now,
concentrate
on what my left hand is doing.
Concentrate on your nipple.
Feel it erect against my touch.
Now feel my right hand.
Concentrate.
My finger,
touching your little tip.
Concentrate.
Concentrate.
(buzzing and moaning)
Oh.
Oh, Laura.
Oh, Laura.
Oh, Laura.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
(ecstatic moaning)
Oh, that was good.
- Hanni and I used
to get into that.
Everyone else was an outsider.
We'd rather have done
that than go to films
and dances.
Or if we did go,
we'd rush home again,
throw off our clothes and sit
in the middle of the floor
opposite each other.
Sounds crazy, but fun.
It was.
Crazy.
Too good.
Oh, I'm tired.
But in a good way.
It does that.
(soft vocalized singing)
Laura.
Laura?
Where's Laura?
She left.
She just picked up and left.
Left?
Well why?
Well, she did leave a note.
Darling, Anna.
I have to go
someplace to meditate.
Really meditate.
There's a great deal
I must think about.
Love, Laura.
What is she saying?
Of course.
You and Laura have been...
What a jerk.
How long have you two
been up each other's--
Don't be vulgar.
- No wonder you got so upset
when I mentioned a threesome.
- We hadn't even thought
about being together
when we talked about that.
And she knows about us.
She saw us that day.
The first time.
She never said a word.
- Anyway, do you know
where this Hanni,
or whatever her name is lives?
I'm sure Laura's there.
- No, I have no idea
where she lives.
Walter.
I know you must hate me.
I will leave in the morning.
What do we do now?
I guess we leave for town.
What about Laura?
I know Laura.
She'll come to us
when she wants to.
If she wants to.
We'll leave for
town in the morning.
- I'll just stick around
in the hills for more work.
I know I left my
magnifying glass somewhere.
- Where the hell
did you come from?
From the sea.
Can't you tell when
you see a sea nymph?
Oh, you're a nymph, huh?
A naughty nymph.
You didn't swim.
- How the hell else could
a sea nymph get around?
You're a pretty good
looking guy for a mortal.
It's cold out here.
Don't you have a place where
a sea nymph can get warm?
- Yeah, I think that
could be arranged.
(soft vocalized singing)
Who in the hell is she?
She said she was a sea nymph.
A naughty sea nymph.
Darling, hurry
and get undressed.
A sea nymph should be
eaten while still hot.
Oh, God damn it.
It's Hanni.
(breathy moaning)
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm coming.
(guttural moaning)
Oh, it's so good.
(heavy panting)
So good.
Oh, it's good.
Oh, it's so good.
- I see you've
finally met Hanni.
- Now that we've all
been properly introduced,
why don't we go
home to my place?
It's much more comfortable.
How about it, Laura?
Hanni,
I love you.
You know that, I always will.
And Walter, I love you so much.
And Anna, you know
what I feel for you.
So what are we waiting for?
Let's go to my place.
It will be like the
old days, Laura.
- Yeah, it'd be
like the old days.
It'd be Madam Lapon's
school all over again.
Oh, there'd be Anna
and Walter this time.
And Gabrielle once a year.
But it would end up you and me.
Hanni von Elling
and Laura Seastrom,
kissing each other and hanging
onto each other for dear life
because Hanni, we're the
only two little girls
whose mother's consistently
failed to show up
to collect their kids
while all of the other children
are off on their holidays.
It wasn't too bad.
We kept ourselves amused.
We sure did.
We did things that would
make a high-priced whore
go into shock.
So, let's go to my place.
Hanni,
I love you.
But you're like Peter Pan.
A naughty little 12 year old,
surrounded by bewitched adults
and you want me to be your Wendy
and dance forever with you
in the enchanted forest
and I can't.
I wanna be one of
those bewitched adults.
Let's get dressed.
She knows where I live.
She'll show up there.
- So what's wrong with
being like Peter Pan?
- Well, Peter Pan, he
refused to grow up.
She'll show up again.
Shit.
I do look like Peter Pan.
Oh, Laura!
Laura, Anna, wait a minute!
Okay.
If anybody cares to take
the boat, it leaves at 7.
- Where do you wanna go
when we get back to town?
I don't know.
Hey, I've got an idea.
You girls ever been to
the Yucatan Peninsula?
Oh, great, that's a good idea!
- Oh, no, let's
go to Monte Carlo!
Monte Carlo?
- When are we going, or
wherever we're going,
we must catch the ferry.
Well, let's go then!
Come on!
Why in the world do you
want to go to Monte Carlo?
- We could drive
down to Central Bay.
What's in Central Bay?
We could go see my mother.
I hate your mother!
So do I.
Well, let's go to Peru.
Peru!
Oh, Peru is great!
(soft guitar music)