LEGO Disney Princess: Villains Unite (2025) Movie Script

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Let's do this!
Hmm?
Oh!
I knew I was
forgetting something.
We'll buy pears, then our care baskets
for the villagers will be complete.
Now, remember
No apples!
Random ground apples
are a big no-no!
Stay close. The marketplace
is busy this time of day.
Or not.
Where is everyone?
Hello? Fruit purveyor?
Huh?
Hmm.
Oh? What's this?
"Inn closed due to bog monster"?
Bog monster?
-Boggling, isn't it?
-Quite.
I don't know the bog monster,
but from what I hear,
he's the whole package.
Ruthless. Destructive.
Terrifyingly large!
If we can convince him to join our team,
we'll finally take down those princesses
and get my castle back.
A team.
There I was, sitting in
the stomach of a dragon.
Half digested, wondering,
"How did the princesses
manage to defeat me? Gaston!"
Then I realized they
had something I didn't.
Wits? Bravery?
A team!
So I gathered the meanest,
most dastardly group of evildoers
the world has ever seen.
Once we get the bog
monster to join us,
those pampered petticoats
won't stand a chance.
The castle will be
mine once again.
I do like villainous
comradery.
Tell me, when will they arrive?
Well, here's my punctual
bunch! Right on time.
Sir Hiss, allow me to introduce
Jafar
Ursula
And last, but
certainly not least
The Evil Queen.
Yeah. I'd call
that an entrance.
Evil Queen.
I'd call that an entrance.
Yummy! Look at all
this delicious fruit.
-Once Snow White returns, we'll add
-Mmm.
-the final touch to the baskets.
-Mmm. Mmm.
Pears. Still no
apples allowed here.
I can't wait to pass these
out to the villagers.
Thanks for letting us use your frying
pan to cook these delicious snacks.
No problem.
I've upgraded to a deadlier weapon.
Can't wait to see this bad boy in action.
Well that's disappointing.
Lock the doors! Batten
down the hatches!
Evil is here.
-But we have baskets...
-Baskets must wait.
There's a bog monster.
Everyone's fled the marketplace.
Oh, no! We have to
help the villagers.
I'm afraid that's
not all, Rapunzel.
Gaston is back! With a team of
villains to take over the castle.
They're at the marketplace
trying to recruit the aforementioned
bog monster right now!
They were out of
pears, by the way.
We can't let that happen. This
castle is a place for doing good.
And Gaston is up to no
good. Who's with him?
A truly terrible group.
Jafar
Ursula
-Sir Hiss
-Wait, who is Sir Hiss again?
And Oh, hold me.
The Evil Queen!
It took a pointy ship to
take down Ursula before.
The five of us are strong, but
this might be bigger than us.
Literally.
Then maybe we need
a bigger team.
Oh! I know just who can help us.
Magic Mirror.
Snow White, what can I do?
I am but a lowly mirror.
Powerless against
the Evil Queen.
You're right.
And if she storms this castle and
sees you hanging out here with me?
Sorry. Just trying
something new.
Uh, I have an idea after all.
I thought you might.
Three princesses come to mind.
Ooh. Here he goes.
When banded in
unity you will find.
Make your team stronger still
to defeat the
villains at their will.
Her name means beauty,
but her mind most of
all will defeat Gaston
-when villains come to call.
-Hmm. Which name means beauty?
Belle.
-Oh.
-Wow. This is some book.
Freshly awakened from
years of slumber,
her unbridled energy
will bring the thunder.
Aurora.
A room full of princesses.
Tell me this isn't a dream.
Resourceful and compassionate
are two of the clues
that suit this princess
and her glass-soled shoes.
Shoes? Anyone? No?
Cinderella.
Oh, dear.
No, no, no, no. You
don't need that here.
Oh, I don't use
this broom to sweep.
After all, why tidy
when you can do this?
You are exactly what we need
to clean the situation up.
You should see what I
can do with a bucket.
Is that why you brought me here?
Because I'll need that bucket.
The domesticated defense
drills will have to wait.
You have all been called
Nay, summoned on official
royal princess duty.
The evil villain Gaston and a group of
no-good nasties are coming this way,
and we need your help.
Gaston? Of course I'll help you.
I'll help too.
Cinderella, will you help us?
Let's bibbidi-bobbidi-do this!
We'll work on a catchphrase.
Friends. Baddies. Lousy
men. Lend me your s...
All right, where is this castle?
I'm ready to fillet some princesses.
That's the energy
we need, Ursula.
The invitation also mentioned
an all-powerful bog monster.
And lunch.
Boggie will be
along momentarily.
So we're meant to wait?
Of course not, Your Majesty.
I thought we'd start with a
few team-building exercises.
Not my bag.
Dibs on the inn.
Got to love your enthusiasm!
Jafar!
Who is this cut-rate cobra?
-I'm Sir Hiss.
-Sir Hiss!
An excellent second-in-command.
Right-hand man. Assistant.
Sidekick. Accomplice.
Errand boy
Wingman. Fall guy.
Shoulder to cry on, despite
his lack of shoulders.
Whatever you need.
Oh. This is awkward.
These days I work alone.
Incompetent fools.
Meet at the dress shop in
an hour for mistrust falls!
Magic mirror on the wall,
who's the most ravishing...
-Don't.
-Tough crowd.
I have a cozy tea set up just
for you in the caf, Evil Queen.
With some tarts. Apple tarts.
I am rather fond of apples.
And I thought I'd join you.
A proper high tea could use a strong
man at the helm, pouring the leaf juice.
Well, that went splendidly.
Stay close, snake. You're my
eyes and ears in this operation.
I don't want anything
to sully my plan.
-Wow, Aurora. You're fast.
-Oh, sorry.
Ever since I woke from the sleeping
spell, I've had an extra pep in my step.
The best defense is a good
offense. That's what I always say.
Hold still. There's
a loose thread.
Where did those come from?
I also keep a collection of
sharp implements in my skirt.
I knew I liked you.
Did you take that
from the castle?
With this many villains,
I need to step up my game.
He did all that because
you wouldn't marry him?
Gaston doesn't take
rejection well.
Clearly. Look at the lengths
he's gone to get the castle back.
Who gathers this many villains?
The villains may be the
least of our concerns.
"Beware of bog monster."
But we can defeat it.
-Right?
-Hmm.
-Um.
-Hmm.
Perhaps it's just a legend.
That didn't sound
like a legend to me.
Bog monster!
Oh! Goodness.
I don't usually swing from danger,
but that thing was terrifying.
-Is it gone?
-I think so.
Did anyone get a
good look at it?
All I saw were wings.
Oh, it definitely had
claws. Big ones too.
The monster flew toward the
village. It must be meeting Gaston.
If we're scared now, how
are we going to defeat it
when it's joined forces with
Gaston and the other villains?
-Maybe we won't.
-Should we turn back?
What?
We cannot let Gaston win. And
we cannot give in to our fear.
-Do you know who we are?
-Hmm.
We are the princesses!
We have battled more
monsters than most.
And we did it in dresses!
We've got skills. We've got
smarts. And I... I've got an axe!
Our shrub friend is right.
Huh? Oh.
I'm not going to give
up without a fight.
And I wanna show that
pigheaded lunk, Gaston,
who the true strong ones are.
That's what I'm talking about.
Now let's go show that winged
monster who has the real claws.
I dare anyone to try
and pull us apart.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah!
Yes, that is a little
dated. Shall we go get them?
Let's go!
-Uh
-Um
Dear.
-We'll be linked in spirit.
-Oh, hooray!
I got one.
If you've ever owned a
pet, stand in the center.
No pets? I took
you for a dog guy.
Oh, oh. There's got to be something
I share with you. Let's see.
If you've ever donned a disguise to get
something you wanted, stand in the center.
Wow. You all have
a lot in common.
Makes me wonder why you
are the one in charge.
Well, one thing I do know is
that we are all great villains.
And that's why I chose all of
you to be part of my evil plan
to take back my castle.
Voil! Do you have any idea how long
it took to build these tentacles?
You said I was
getting the castle.
You're not getting
the castle. I am.
A cave is no dwelling
for a man of my stature.
The castle is mine.
Get that flashing
stick out of my face!
How dare you call
my staff a stick!
Friends, no need to squabble.
Let's sing a rousing villain song.
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around
Wearing boots like Gaston
Now's our chance. While Gaston
is singing about his muscles.
Everyone know what to do?
I use antlers in
all of my decorating
Come on. Join in.
You know the words.
Not the face.
How dare you?
Huh?
My build!
I am not leaving
without a castle, you...
You'll have to battle me for it.
You pathetic creatures are no
match for my phenomenal, cosmic...
Oh, pipe down, snake boy.
-Snake boy? Why, you...
-Everyone, stop!
Can we please remember the
thing we do have in common?
Our goal to defeat
the princesses.
Look at us. We're terrifying.
They'll be shaking in their pantaloons
at the sight of us joining forces.
Take a seat, Gaston.
Belle? Princesses?
Daddy's little girl
has hopped the tank.
You're going back to the depths
where you belong, Ursula.
Goody.
A battlefield's no place for
your delicate sensibilities.
I see your heart's still as
ugly as ever, Your Majesty.
You'll be wishing you had a magic
carpet Oh, is Jasmine not here?
Let's finish this
once and for all!
Ariel, now!
What's the matter,
Ursula, lost your voice?
-Get me out!
-Oh, don't be such a guppy.
Get away, you despicable cretin.
Sticks and stones may break my
bones, but words will never hurt me.
My bones.
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
All alone, my pet?
Have a bite.
Oh, you poor, misguided bird.
Perhaps you'd like some dessert.
Order up!
Hey, Rapunzel!
Now, this just feels right.
We did it, ladies!
Did what? Failed? You sure did.
He's got a cape.
-I didn't notice the cape.
-And he's got a little hat too.
Aw, he's just the cutest.
Oh, dear.
Chernabog.
Chernabog.
Chernabog?
Oh. Chernabog.
-Ooh.
-Hmm.
The demon of darkness,
the master of shadows,
whose evil can only be
thwarted by sunlight.
Oh, this Chernabog fellow is a
little bigger than I expected.
Oh, look who's a scaredy-sultan.
Well, I'm just disappointed that he
looks nothing like the invitation.
I mean, the ears are way off.
Bog monster, finally!
Way to keep a guy waiting.
I don't need this.
Wait! Come back!
Ursula, I thought
we had a plan.
I just remembered, I need
to take my eels for a swim.
I'm coming, my little poopsies.
Jafar, I wish you'd stay!
Wish I could, but I'm, uh,
pretty sure I left my lamp on.
Who needs you chickens anyway?
Me and my new friend Boggie
are gonna rule the world.
I get it, I get it.
You're a solo act.
But my plan was foolproof.
Chernabog doesn't just get to
come in here and wreck everything.
This marketplace belongs
to the villagers.
The sun is setting and
he's only getting stronger.
What will happen
when night falls?
That's it.
If this monster gets
strength from the night,
then we need to rise up.
I have a plan, but it requires
some unconventional methods.
What you thinking? Killer bees?
Killer wasps? Another killer bug?
Hmm.
Oh. Did not see that coming.
Gaston, we can defeat Chernabog,
but we all have to work together.
Will you help us?
Me, team up with
princesses? Please.
I may be handsome, but I'm
not as gullible as I look.
Yes, he is.
Once night falls, Chernabog
will become stronger.
That means we have
to stop him now.
Don't tell me how
to defeat a beast.
I don't need you or
this scaly scalawag.
I'm Gaston and I shoot
the shots around here!
Chernabog, glad
you grabbed me.
Let's talk plans.
Since you've got the wings,
you could be in charge.
Is that a flying snake?
Pardon me, sir.
Perhaps you and I
can work out a deal.
You seem very reasonable.
I have a title, you know.
Ow!
Please don't pop my head.
It's not all hot air in here.
Good aim, Cindy!
Goodness. Ooh!
How dare you, Boggie!
I thought we were
in this together.
You've always been a bit
pigheaded, haven't you?
Oh, enough, Hiss.
Remember, ladies,
we can do this!
Together.
And scatter!
Over here.
Come and get us!
Here we go.
Muscle up, buttercup.
Try to catch me!
Cinderella, now!
-Yeah!
-Oh, hooray.
Looks like Chernabog wasn't
that tough after all.
More like Chernabat.
Chernabat?
And he's just the cutest
little woodland creature.
Aren't you?
Now the villagers can return.
I think these villagers
are onto something.
Ladies, what do you say?
I say, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
I truly could not have
said it better myself.
After all, why mess
with a classic?
-Let's go get 'em.
-Wonderful!
I say, I don't mind the change.
Enough, Hiss!
Wait. Where's Aurora?