LEGO Marvel Avengers: Time Twisted (2022) Movie Script
Ooh! Sorry. Excuse me.
Pardon me, coming through.
How am I always the one
that ends up on the food runs?
Hey! Look out!
Whoa! Okay, that's it.
Now, that's more like it.
Scott, can you take
Thor's cape to the cleaners?
Scott, can you give Tony a ride
to the award ceremony?
Scott, can you drop off
Black Widow's spare stingers?
It's a lot of responsibility
being the Ant-Man with a van.
Wait.
You've gotta be kidding me!
Someone stole my van?
Why does it continue
to make that infernal noise?
Thanos, I was flattered
when you
and your Chitauri guests
requested a three-night stay
at my secret Hydra base
and tropical resort.
But that alarm
on that van you brought
is extremely annoying.
Make it stop!
The Quantum Tunnel.
With it, we shall travel
into the past,
acquiring everything I need
to defeat the Avengers.
Brilliant.
We shall increase our numbers,
strengthening our army,
and then we will retake
the infinity stones.
Activate the Quantum Tunnel
and prepare it for time travel.
Where, or should I say when,
do we start?
To defeat Iron Man,
we must fight iron with iron.
- Tony, are you okay?
- I'm fine, Pepper.
Listen, you've got
to get out of there.
Hello, Pepper Potts.
Tony, be careful!
No, you don't!
Pepper!
The bigger they come,
the harder they fall.
Right, Iron Monger?
Put them down.
Oh! Might be time
for some upgrades.
I've made a few upgrades
of my own, Tony.
Nice knowing you.
What am I saying?
It wasn't nice
knowing you at all.
Who invited these guys?
- What?
- Hey!
Where are you taking him?
Weird.
I mean, Iron Monger's gone,
that's good.
But who were those...? Ah!
Ah, right.
I should probably
get out of the street.
Obadiah.
Did you have a nice trip?
Who are you?
I'm the one who will upgrade
Iron Monger,
giving you ultimate power.
Power which I will
ask you to use
to get rid of Iron Man.
I was just about to destroy him!
No. No, no, no.
Iron Man was about to humiliate
and defeat you.
I offer you otherworldly power.
Power that will
enhance your armor,
giving you everything you need
to eliminate Tony Stark.
Now, do you want to be upgraded
into the ultimate
battle armor or not?
It was stolen?
Thanks again for going
on the snack run, Scott.
- I feel terrible about your van.
- It's shocking, right?
Who would do such a thing?
Yeah, who in their right mind
would steal that van?
Whoa. It's no Hulkbuster, Tony,
but that van is a sweet ride.
Hey, Scott, you didn't happen
to have the Quantum Tunnel
in the back of the van, did you?
Yeah, so, about that.
Wait, someone stole
the Quantum Tunnel?
Can't they use that to...?
Travel through time
causing trouble?
Yep.
This is bad news, Scott.
We've gotta find the van
before it's too late.
Of course with time travel,
it may already be too late.
Or too early? I'm so confused.
We've got to find
that quantum tunnel.
Maybe there's a way
we can do a search
for quantum fluctuations
or Pym particles
in the atmosphere.
Or we use the X-Con Security
FIND-MY-CAR Recovery App
I installed in the van.
Why didn't you just use the app
to begin with?
You can search for it
on your phone?
Yeah. Neat, huh?
Oh, wrong app.
You took a selfie
with the Statue of Liberty?
- Oh, like you wouldn't.
- Yeah, you got me there.
How did my van end up
on a deserted island
in the middle of the ocean?
A better question is,
who took your van
to a deserted island?
And for what purpose?
Now is the time.
Go and retake the Tesseract.
I will do so
with great pleasure.
Do not let your desire
for revenge
distract you from your task.
Yes, well,
by taking the Tesseract
from Captain America,
I will have my revenge, won't I?
And so will you.
Now, to go back in time
and claim my victor...
Ah!
You will not stop me, Captain!
- Wait, what?
- What is the meaning of this?
Greetings, my clever young self.
Hello, Captain America.
Who are you?
I am you from the future.
And I have come back to help you
defeat Captain America
and reclaim the Tesseract.
You cannot be me. I am me.
I assure you,
I am you from the future.
Can you two figure this out?
We kind of have a battle going.
Yes, yes, yes,
we will get to you in a moment.
May I suggest we defeat
Captain America together,
after which I will tell you how
to take over the entire world.
Maybe even the entire universe.
Agreed.
- Attack!
- Attack!
Uh-oh.
Captain America is done for!
The future awaits me
and the Tesseract!
Wait! What about me?
I am saving you by saving me.
Wherever you came from,
you won't be going back
with the Tesseract.
Ow!
No!
I take it from the lack
of the Tesseract in your hands
that you have failed me,
Red Skull.
Uh, on the contrary, Thanos.
I have brought you
assured victory.
I have brought you
a ruthless warrior,
a brilliant tactician,
a cunning commander.
I've brought you myself.
What better than two Red Skulls
as you march into battle?
Oh, stop! What are you... Ah!
I would have preferred
the Tesseract.
How did I not see that coming?
Wow.
If it weren't
for mysterious forces
potentially using my van
and the Quantum Tunnel for evil,
I'd say
this reconnaissance mission
is like a total vacation.
I mean, look at that beach.
Looks like a postcard.
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?
This island's a Hydra resort?
Hydra base? Hydra resort base?
These guys not only
stole my van,
but then they find time
to relax?
- What gives?
- Hydra?
All the way out there?
- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, Ant-Man?
Tons of Chitauri soldiers.
Wait, aren't these guys
from outer space?
Why are they relaxing
at the beach?
Ant-Man, keep looking around.
We need to know who's in charge.
Gotcha. Oof! Ohh!
I'm totally like a spy
in a secret agent movie,
sneaking into a secret base.
Whoa! Oof!
How cool is that?
Focus on the mission, Ant-Man.
Of course, Iron Man. I'm on it.
Agent Ant-Man ready and... Uh-oh.
Why "uh-oh" now, Scott?
- I found my van.
-That's a good thing, right?
Yeah, but I also found out
who stole it.
Red Skull?
- Iron Monger?
- Uh...
Thanos?
Mmm.
One final addition remains
to complete our forces,
after which
I will crush the Avengers,
destroying their tower,
their city.
I will take over
this entire world,
and then I shall take over
and rule the entire universe!
Uh-oh.
Is this the best you can do?
This is only a small sample
of what I can do.
You just had to ask.
How can you possibly hope
to stop me?
Together.
You know, on second thought...
Who are you?
I am Thanos,
and you're coming with me.
Where are we going?
To a future that will soon
be free of the Avengers.
What's this?
A little something
I've been working on.
I figure with Thanos, Hydra
and Iron Monger back,
we're gonna need
some extra armored muscle.
If you're using this,
who's using the Hulkbuster?
- You are.
- Fun.
- I hope you can keep up.
- I'll do my best.
Uh, I'm starting to feel
a little left out.
Don't worry, Steve.
We're not finished
with our little
Tony Stark tour of armors.
Come on.
- Where are we?
- Storage.
I got a few things
tucked away down here,
including something
my father made.
Something Howard made?
Yeah.
It's a charming antique.
Not unlike yourself, Cap.
After all these years,
are you sure
this thing will work?
Oh, yeah, this armor
packs a punch.
Want to try it on,
see how it fits?
Nobody makes 'em
like Howard Stark.
Not even me.
You can say that again.
Okay, Avengers,
let's save the world.
Oh, and get Ant-Man's van back.
You have been gathered here
for a moment of greatness.
- Yeah!
- All right!
A moment where we will right
the course of history.
Oh! My baby.
And destroy the Avengers
once and for all!
Hey, so, not to panic anyone,
but now there's an army
of sentries.
Thanos is giving, if I may say,
a very rousing speech.
We're almost there.
Do something to stall them.
Me? Stall all of them?
Okay.
I was saving this for a snack.
The combined Chitauri,
Ultron and Hydra forces
will attack Avengers Tower
precisely at...
What is that?
That, Thanos,
is a giant strawberry donut.
With sprinkles, no?
We have an intruder!
You don't think I know that?
Hey, don't be so greedy.
That was for everyone to share.
You're outnumbered.
Oh boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
- Find him!
- Hey, Thanos.
You've got way more to worry
about then finding Ant-Man.
I mean, if you ask me.
Avengers,
am I late to the party?
T'Challa,
glad you could make it.
You guys. I mean, seriously?
You all came to help me
get my van?
I'm...
Oh, I'm just so moved.
You really are
Earth's mightiest...
- Oh!
- Hydra! Attack!
Incoming!
Watch out. Incoming Chitauri,
eleven o'clock.
Could use some help down here.
Copy that, Ant-Man.
Widow smash!
Always wanted to say that.
Got a little surprise for you.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
Didn't see that coming, did you?
- How about some help, Iron Man?
- Thanks, Wanda.
I can do this all day.
Fire!
Thanks, buddy.
Captain America
called me "buddy."
Oh, that is so...
There are too many.
Abandoning ship.
- How about a lift, T'Challa?
- Thank you, Hawkeye.
It's not having an effect.
He's too powerful.
Look out!
Come on, Scott.
Come on, think of something.
Your friends need you.
What do I have?
One shrink disc left.
I can't do much with that.
Or can I?
Hey, Avengers,
I need everyone to retreat.
I have a really,
really cool idea.
Are you sure?
I feel like
we're doing pretty good.
Yeah, trust me, I've got this.
Avengers Disassemble.
Get to safety.
Disassemble?
He got my line wrong.
Come on, Steve.
Iron Man.
Wanda. Go.
Get out of here, Thor.
I got this.
I cannot let you
face Thanos on your own.
Sorry, Thor. No time to argue.
My friend! Ho!
You have the grip
of a frost giant.
Aw, my baby.
Ant-Man missed his van.
Now, how about we all have
a little stress reduction?
You'll all suffer the wrath
of the great Thanos!
You know, from up here,
all our problems
suddenly seem so small.
You did not just make that joke.
What? It's all in the delivery.
Hilarious, if you ask me.
We did it, everybody!
Why didn't
you shrink the island
in the first place?
I don't know.
I never thought about shrinking
an entire island before.
Fair enough.
I wanted to thank everyone again
for helping me get my van back.
And for, you know,
saving the world and everything.
So I went on another donut run.
A victor's feast, Ant-Man.
So, what did you do
with the island?
Well, Iron Man helped me out
with a little something,
and it turns out
I totally have a new hobby.
Who knew one day I would own
an entire island resort?
Yeah.
A resort packed
with little, tiny, angry guests.
Yeah.
How dare you imprison me?
- Who's a little tyke?
- I am the mighty Thanos!
Pardon me, coming through.
How am I always the one
that ends up on the food runs?
Hey! Look out!
Whoa! Okay, that's it.
Now, that's more like it.
Scott, can you take
Thor's cape to the cleaners?
Scott, can you give Tony a ride
to the award ceremony?
Scott, can you drop off
Black Widow's spare stingers?
It's a lot of responsibility
being the Ant-Man with a van.
Wait.
You've gotta be kidding me!
Someone stole my van?
Why does it continue
to make that infernal noise?
Thanos, I was flattered
when you
and your Chitauri guests
requested a three-night stay
at my secret Hydra base
and tropical resort.
But that alarm
on that van you brought
is extremely annoying.
Make it stop!
The Quantum Tunnel.
With it, we shall travel
into the past,
acquiring everything I need
to defeat the Avengers.
Brilliant.
We shall increase our numbers,
strengthening our army,
and then we will retake
the infinity stones.
Activate the Quantum Tunnel
and prepare it for time travel.
Where, or should I say when,
do we start?
To defeat Iron Man,
we must fight iron with iron.
- Tony, are you okay?
- I'm fine, Pepper.
Listen, you've got
to get out of there.
Hello, Pepper Potts.
Tony, be careful!
No, you don't!
Pepper!
The bigger they come,
the harder they fall.
Right, Iron Monger?
Put them down.
Oh! Might be time
for some upgrades.
I've made a few upgrades
of my own, Tony.
Nice knowing you.
What am I saying?
It wasn't nice
knowing you at all.
Who invited these guys?
- What?
- Hey!
Where are you taking him?
Weird.
I mean, Iron Monger's gone,
that's good.
But who were those...? Ah!
Ah, right.
I should probably
get out of the street.
Obadiah.
Did you have a nice trip?
Who are you?
I'm the one who will upgrade
Iron Monger,
giving you ultimate power.
Power which I will
ask you to use
to get rid of Iron Man.
I was just about to destroy him!
No. No, no, no.
Iron Man was about to humiliate
and defeat you.
I offer you otherworldly power.
Power that will
enhance your armor,
giving you everything you need
to eliminate Tony Stark.
Now, do you want to be upgraded
into the ultimate
battle armor or not?
It was stolen?
Thanks again for going
on the snack run, Scott.
- I feel terrible about your van.
- It's shocking, right?
Who would do such a thing?
Yeah, who in their right mind
would steal that van?
Whoa. It's no Hulkbuster, Tony,
but that van is a sweet ride.
Hey, Scott, you didn't happen
to have the Quantum Tunnel
in the back of the van, did you?
Yeah, so, about that.
Wait, someone stole
the Quantum Tunnel?
Can't they use that to...?
Travel through time
causing trouble?
Yep.
This is bad news, Scott.
We've gotta find the van
before it's too late.
Of course with time travel,
it may already be too late.
Or too early? I'm so confused.
We've got to find
that quantum tunnel.
Maybe there's a way
we can do a search
for quantum fluctuations
or Pym particles
in the atmosphere.
Or we use the X-Con Security
FIND-MY-CAR Recovery App
I installed in the van.
Why didn't you just use the app
to begin with?
You can search for it
on your phone?
Yeah. Neat, huh?
Oh, wrong app.
You took a selfie
with the Statue of Liberty?
- Oh, like you wouldn't.
- Yeah, you got me there.
How did my van end up
on a deserted island
in the middle of the ocean?
A better question is,
who took your van
to a deserted island?
And for what purpose?
Now is the time.
Go and retake the Tesseract.
I will do so
with great pleasure.
Do not let your desire
for revenge
distract you from your task.
Yes, well,
by taking the Tesseract
from Captain America,
I will have my revenge, won't I?
And so will you.
Now, to go back in time
and claim my victor...
Ah!
You will not stop me, Captain!
- Wait, what?
- What is the meaning of this?
Greetings, my clever young self.
Hello, Captain America.
Who are you?
I am you from the future.
And I have come back to help you
defeat Captain America
and reclaim the Tesseract.
You cannot be me. I am me.
I assure you,
I am you from the future.
Can you two figure this out?
We kind of have a battle going.
Yes, yes, yes,
we will get to you in a moment.
May I suggest we defeat
Captain America together,
after which I will tell you how
to take over the entire world.
Maybe even the entire universe.
Agreed.
- Attack!
- Attack!
Uh-oh.
Captain America is done for!
The future awaits me
and the Tesseract!
Wait! What about me?
I am saving you by saving me.
Wherever you came from,
you won't be going back
with the Tesseract.
Ow!
No!
I take it from the lack
of the Tesseract in your hands
that you have failed me,
Red Skull.
Uh, on the contrary, Thanos.
I have brought you
assured victory.
I have brought you
a ruthless warrior,
a brilliant tactician,
a cunning commander.
I've brought you myself.
What better than two Red Skulls
as you march into battle?
Oh, stop! What are you... Ah!
I would have preferred
the Tesseract.
How did I not see that coming?
Wow.
If it weren't
for mysterious forces
potentially using my van
and the Quantum Tunnel for evil,
I'd say
this reconnaissance mission
is like a total vacation.
I mean, look at that beach.
Looks like a postcard.
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?
This island's a Hydra resort?
Hydra base? Hydra resort base?
These guys not only
stole my van,
but then they find time
to relax?
- What gives?
- Hydra?
All the way out there?
- Uh-oh.
- What's wrong, Ant-Man?
Tons of Chitauri soldiers.
Wait, aren't these guys
from outer space?
Why are they relaxing
at the beach?
Ant-Man, keep looking around.
We need to know who's in charge.
Gotcha. Oof! Ohh!
I'm totally like a spy
in a secret agent movie,
sneaking into a secret base.
Whoa! Oof!
How cool is that?
Focus on the mission, Ant-Man.
Of course, Iron Man. I'm on it.
Agent Ant-Man ready and... Uh-oh.
Why "uh-oh" now, Scott?
- I found my van.
-That's a good thing, right?
Yeah, but I also found out
who stole it.
Red Skull?
- Iron Monger?
- Uh...
Thanos?
Mmm.
One final addition remains
to complete our forces,
after which
I will crush the Avengers,
destroying their tower,
their city.
I will take over
this entire world,
and then I shall take over
and rule the entire universe!
Uh-oh.
Is this the best you can do?
This is only a small sample
of what I can do.
You just had to ask.
How can you possibly hope
to stop me?
Together.
You know, on second thought...
Who are you?
I am Thanos,
and you're coming with me.
Where are we going?
To a future that will soon
be free of the Avengers.
What's this?
A little something
I've been working on.
I figure with Thanos, Hydra
and Iron Monger back,
we're gonna need
some extra armored muscle.
If you're using this,
who's using the Hulkbuster?
- You are.
- Fun.
- I hope you can keep up.
- I'll do my best.
Uh, I'm starting to feel
a little left out.
Don't worry, Steve.
We're not finished
with our little
Tony Stark tour of armors.
Come on.
- Where are we?
- Storage.
I got a few things
tucked away down here,
including something
my father made.
Something Howard made?
Yeah.
It's a charming antique.
Not unlike yourself, Cap.
After all these years,
are you sure
this thing will work?
Oh, yeah, this armor
packs a punch.
Want to try it on,
see how it fits?
Nobody makes 'em
like Howard Stark.
Not even me.
You can say that again.
Okay, Avengers,
let's save the world.
Oh, and get Ant-Man's van back.
You have been gathered here
for a moment of greatness.
- Yeah!
- All right!
A moment where we will right
the course of history.
Oh! My baby.
And destroy the Avengers
once and for all!
Hey, so, not to panic anyone,
but now there's an army
of sentries.
Thanos is giving, if I may say,
a very rousing speech.
We're almost there.
Do something to stall them.
Me? Stall all of them?
Okay.
I was saving this for a snack.
The combined Chitauri,
Ultron and Hydra forces
will attack Avengers Tower
precisely at...
What is that?
That, Thanos,
is a giant strawberry donut.
With sprinkles, no?
We have an intruder!
You don't think I know that?
Hey, don't be so greedy.
That was for everyone to share.
You're outnumbered.
Oh boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
- Find him!
- Hey, Thanos.
You've got way more to worry
about then finding Ant-Man.
I mean, if you ask me.
Avengers,
am I late to the party?
T'Challa,
glad you could make it.
You guys. I mean, seriously?
You all came to help me
get my van?
I'm...
Oh, I'm just so moved.
You really are
Earth's mightiest...
- Oh!
- Hydra! Attack!
Incoming!
Watch out. Incoming Chitauri,
eleven o'clock.
Could use some help down here.
Copy that, Ant-Man.
Widow smash!
Always wanted to say that.
Got a little surprise for you.
Didn't see that coming, did you?
Didn't see that coming, did you?
- How about some help, Iron Man?
- Thanks, Wanda.
I can do this all day.
Fire!
Thanks, buddy.
Captain America
called me "buddy."
Oh, that is so...
There are too many.
Abandoning ship.
- How about a lift, T'Challa?
- Thank you, Hawkeye.
It's not having an effect.
He's too powerful.
Look out!
Come on, Scott.
Come on, think of something.
Your friends need you.
What do I have?
One shrink disc left.
I can't do much with that.
Or can I?
Hey, Avengers,
I need everyone to retreat.
I have a really,
really cool idea.
Are you sure?
I feel like
we're doing pretty good.
Yeah, trust me, I've got this.
Avengers Disassemble.
Get to safety.
Disassemble?
He got my line wrong.
Come on, Steve.
Iron Man.
Wanda. Go.
Get out of here, Thor.
I got this.
I cannot let you
face Thanos on your own.
Sorry, Thor. No time to argue.
My friend! Ho!
You have the grip
of a frost giant.
Aw, my baby.
Ant-Man missed his van.
Now, how about we all have
a little stress reduction?
You'll all suffer the wrath
of the great Thanos!
You know, from up here,
all our problems
suddenly seem so small.
You did not just make that joke.
What? It's all in the delivery.
Hilarious, if you ask me.
We did it, everybody!
Why didn't
you shrink the island
in the first place?
I don't know.
I never thought about shrinking
an entire island before.
Fair enough.
I wanted to thank everyone again
for helping me get my van back.
And for, you know,
saving the world and everything.
So I went on another donut run.
A victor's feast, Ant-Man.
So, what did you do
with the island?
Well, Iron Man helped me out
with a little something,
and it turns out
I totally have a new hobby.
Who knew one day I would own
an entire island resort?
Yeah.
A resort packed
with little, tiny, angry guests.
Yeah.
How dare you imprison me?
- Who's a little tyke?
- I am the mighty Thanos!