LIK: Love Insurance Kompany (2026) Movie Script

Greetings to all!
If Love Insurance Kompany
is at its peak of success...
The reason is not just
my brother Suriyan's intelligent brain...
but his pain, too!
An intense pain caused by
a deceiving love.
Using that pain as the source...
to deal with the complications involved
in human relationships...
...he created an app... I'm sorry.
He invented a friend.
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Next.
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Next.
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Next.
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Next!
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Next!
Love Insurance Kompany--
-Next!-Sir, I didn't even start talking.
Next!
Suriyan Sir, it's an ordinary voice.
Why are we toiling ourselves to find one?
-Echa Subbu...
-Sir!
Sir, my name is H.A. Subbu.
When you call out my name quickly...
...everyone hears it as Echa (spit).
-Echa Subbu...
-Sir!
I'm not pronouncing your name
as you mentioned.
I'm intentionally calling you Echa Subbu.
For your personal peace...
you can explain to others
that I've been mispronouncing your name.
Sounds good, sir.
Echa Subbu, the voice I'm looking for...
It's not a random voice.
The voice of my LIK.
My app will be the life...
That lovers will celebrate as God.
A friend...
There's always one friend...
No matter what we ask,
he'll have an answer.
He will speak our mind.
A similar voice is heard--
Heard, Sir.
-Do you und--
-I understand, Sir.
So, you should be sear--
I'll search, Sir.
Hi-Lo, this is Vibe Vassey.
-Is the tone okay?
-Hey, hey, wait!
Hi-Lo? Hi-Lo?
What's Hi-Lo?
I thought of starting with a happy vibe.
So, I mixed Hi and Hello, thus Hi-Lo.
Oh!
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
To take good care of your heart
and your love...
we created a first of its kind app.
-Krish!
-Huh!
-Here you go.
-What is this?
Hereafter,
this will take care of our relationship.
How would it take care?
To set up LIK in your life...
the gadgets you need,
is this projection phone,
a nano crystal ring with 360 degree camera
and finally the invisible in-ear.
Once you've installed the LIK app...
you get connected with your loved ones.
To get connected...
...you must fist bump
so that both your rings touch.
-It says connected now.
-Yeah!
Once you're connected,
you can start dating.
Also, you get to choose
different terms of relationships.
It offers options for a fling
or a casual relationship.
Does it not have a time-pass relationship?
Look closely, it offers monogamy, too.
Once you're sure about the person,
you can get committed.
If you hold your hands like this,
you're committed.
Now we are committed!
Oh!
Hereafter, I can watch you 24/7.
Are you going to watch me... 24/7?
Yes!
Only then will we know who is at fault
during a breakup and claim a penalty.
Are you going to claim a penalty?
Hey!
You can't be watching me all the time.
I will handle it. Don't worry.
He's not answering my calls, LIK.
I'll speak to him.
She doesn't realize how much I love her.
What do I do?
You tell me whatever is on your mind.
I'll handle the rest.
LIK, please play a nice track
to practice belly dance.
Playing your song, love.
Can you please find me a boyfriend
who is lovable and less toxic?
I'll send you a few options.
He should not speak foul language.
He should not have a temper.
Match me with someone
who possess these qualities.
It's my responsibility to find you
a perfect match.
The app that will always have your back,
no matter what you indulge in, is...
Love
Insurance
Kompany
I've been running a flower shop
near this temple for 40 years.
And my husband sells fish in the market.
Now, if you see, he'll be flirting
with the groundnut vendor.
Let me check on him.
LIK, call my husband.
Dear, I'm taking care of my business here.
Okay, dear.
Now, my husband is under my control.
Thank you, LIK.
A new app called LIK has been launched.
Everyone is using it right now.
At present, no one dares to
fall in love without the help of LIK.
However, my brother successfully
developed the app to this point.
All the evil forces are jealous
and have filed a case against him.
But we will easily sort out this matter.
[reporter] Success within a short period.
At the same time
the government has filed a case on you.
How do you feel about it?
Love Insurance Kompany
At present, it's No.1 company in India.
Soon it will beat, Google, Apple, Space X,
and nvidia and be No.1 in the world.
Neither Tamilnadu senate
or anyone could do squat about it.
-Sir, sir, sir!
-What?
LIK is not just an app.
But has become a friend and a companion.
How did you achieve this?
Yeah, well!
In order to make this app friendly
we selected a peculiar voice.
It's Vibe Vassey!
Actually, I want to give Vassey a gift
as a thank-you.
I don't know where he is.
If you can please find him for me.
Our Vibeyy, Vibe Vassey
Hes the love voice of Gen-Z
Hard work over hard work
He has reached the peak
Our Vibeyy, Vibe Vassey
Your friends are Sparrows
Thank you for giving us the place
Without cellphone signal
Hi-Lo.
You've returned after a long time.
The cellphone signals you hate
are not in this region.
So, you could live happily in peace.
My darlings
Your eyes are important
My lovelies
Throw away your phones
Vibe Vassey!
We came to train our kids
to stay off their phones.
However, four people stole
our phones and ran away.
-We got phones after eons!
-We must post something online.
Lets pay close attention.
There are so many jammers installed.
How will the phones work?
Don't you think before doing something?
Hand them to me.
[all] Sorry, brother.
-Where are our phones?
-Patiently take your phones back.
This is mine. Phew!
-Please eat, child.
-No!
Please eat!
-Aren't you my cute panda?
-I'll eat only if you give me the phone.
-Please eat, my child.
-I'll eat only if you give me the phone.
My sweet child.
Please take one bite.
The government has already
punished and sent you all
to the Organic World
for the ruckus you created on social media.
Still, you are determined
to use the mobile phones.
To punish me,
you already turned me into a couch.
Listen!
I hope the kids don't faint
out of hunger.
They are accustomed to watching
random videos on their phones while eating.
What kind of videos?
Coco Melon!
[singing a rhyme]
How about your child?
[singing a rhyme]
Appa, feed me!
Like how you were singing, dancing
and feeding them
follow the same technique, hereafter.
How do kids even know
about phones or videos?
You plop the phone if they cry.
Or you plop the phone if they don't eat.
Did your parents raise you this way?
Kids, are you all done with your meals?
Let's go!
This is organic world.
It's a rehabilitative prison
for people who lost peace
due to phones and social media.
Slaves of phones and selfie morons!
Parasites of social media.
And to the cowards hiding behind fake IDs.
My dear people...
We won't keep locked up in here.
Instead, we'll make you dance.
Because of this phone, you've eaten food
without realizing what it is.
I've eaten for many days
without realizing it.
How long have you been aware that
cricket and football are outdoor sports?
I have known for 5 days.
The phone that made you oblivious
of many things.
Tell me how far you should throw it away?
20 kms.
No! 40 kms.
-Okay!
-Come on! Go!
My darlings
Your eyes are important
My lovelies
Throw away your phones
Let's listen closely.
Vibe Vasan rendered the voice of LIK.
Isn't he your son, Anbu Kadal, sir?
We're supposed to ignore this fact.
We'll ignore it, Sir.
The world now knows
that you're the voice of the app.
Your father, Mr. Anbu Kadal,
is determined to whack your brains out.
Appa, please hear me out.
One
Crab claw!
Two
You guys are counting
as if he's going to strike back.
Since childhood, he's been a fan of
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and MGR.
Only after he takes three hits--
...will he strike back fiercely.
Our Vibeyy...
Three!
Will he not spare
because he's his father?
Not a chance, my boy.
Hes the love voice of Gen-Z
His father is well aware
that he won't spare him.
So he will stop fighting himself.
That's Anbu Kadal family for you.
Come on! Come home!
We're done for the day.
We'll discuss it at home.
At least today,
I thought I would watch you fight.
One day, I will fight.
And everyone will witness it.
Why did you hide this news from me?
Appa, I was not aware myself.
"Please check the number you have dialed."
Does anyone know whose voice it is?
Do you know?
He, too, thought
his voice would be anonymous.
But got exposed!
Hey, I founded this organic world.
If my son were the voice of an app,
no soul would respect me.
Didn't I tell you not to take up any job
associated with mobile phones?
In this era, we can't do anything
without a phone.
Is there another option to make money?
To find a job, use Naukri and LinkedIn.
To do your job right,
we need ChatGPT and Perplexity.
Hey, tell me, one job
that does not require both.
Driver!
You need Ola, Uber, and Tamil Taxi.
Mason, carpenter, plumber...
One must sign up for Urban Company.
Don't I possess any talent?
Don't say I don't!
I have a decent voice.
I speak and sing a bit.
To showcase my talent,
I need Instagram or YouTube.
Fine, I shall make money
without working but gambling.
I still need JungleeRummy,
MyCircle, Lotus 360, and Dream 11.
To sell these grapes...
...you need Instamart,
Zepto, Zomato, and BlinkIT.
Some suggest I become a pimp.
I'm fine with it!
However, I have to compete with the others.
That is Hinger, Cuddle, and Jung-Jung.
Fine, without using any of these apps...
I thought of falling in love.
Remember the app LIK I lent my voice to?
With that in the market,
I can't even fall in love.
Appa, even to earn a rupee,
you need Gpay.
And to even move a step,
we need Google Maps.
I haven't used any of it.
I followed your lead
and lived alongside you.
Yet you find fault in me.
Look! Look at your sister.
Have you forgotten?
I named her Thamizhselvi.
The day she transformed
from Thamizselvi to Thamizhselfie...
...everything changed!
Appa, Thamizhselfie, is my identity.
Do you know how many fans I have
that watch my selfie videos?
Not one soul gave a second look at me
in school or college.
My girl friends
used to get proposed all the time.
Not even one boy considered me.
But now I receive great respect.
Appa, do you know how I feel
whenever I get a like on my post?
Every comment...
that praises or celebrates me...
Do you know how do I feel?
How do you feel, dear?
You wouldn't understand even if I tried.
-Oh, no!
-What happened, dear?
I left my phone.
You were only away
from your phone for a second.
When it isn't in my hands,
it's like I'm dead.
-Why would you say such a thing, my dear?
-I will!
Hey, cake!
Hi! Hi! Hi!
Everyone gather.
The cake is here.
-Muruga!
-Yes, brother.
-Give me a tender coconut.
-Sure!
Hey, Dhivya, the brownie is for you.
So, 20 weeks of cake distribution
comes to an end.
[in unison] Thamizhselfie Rocks!
Brother, here's your tender coconut.
Are you deaf?
Why would you give me a straw?
I'm sorry, brother.
I noticed in my comment section
that I'm doing it all for publicity.
Yes, it's publicity.
Instead of useless simplicity...
...a publicity that benefits a few
is way better.
Appa!
My daughter was struggling for her life...
...I picked her up in my arms
and ran to the hospital.
Many people were taking pictures
than helping me out.
And many criticized and mocked.
Also many expressed their opinions.
I called for an ambulance,
and he was playing games.
Hey, shut the door!
My dear, Thamizhselvi.
Dear! Dear!
Dear, please don't give up.
Didn't you say the phone is your life?
Dear, please wake up.
Dear! Dear!
My dear, Thamizhselvi.
Oh, God, no!
Thamizhselvi!
Didn't you say the phone is your life?
The world is engulfed
by these satanic apps.
I lost my daughter because of a phone.
Similarly, I'm afraid I will lose you, too.
Not once should I see you bow down.
Appa...
My head will never bow but hold high.
Trust me!
I love you, my boy.
I love you too, Pa.
Brother, please buy an umbrella.
It's going to rain.
I don't have money.
-My family is suffering in America.
-If I have the money, I'll buy it.
-Please, buy one!
-Step aside, man.
The days are gone
when we used to work in their country.
Now they're working in our country.
I feel proud!
Keep up the pride.
-Meanwhile, I'll collect the money.
-Okay.
Welcome to the headquarters of LIK.
LIK - I'm your friend.
Welcome to LIK.
We're glad to have you here.
Welcome, Mr. Vibe Vassey.
-Hello, sir.
-It's good that you came down.
Please give me your LIK-id.
-Sir, I don't have a LIK-ID.
-Why?
-Because I don't have a phone.
-Go and get it.
Sir, I meant I don't own a phone.
So, please pay me in cash.
Or else...
Here, this is my passbook.
If you could please transfer
to this account number...
I'll walk to the bank and make an entry.
Hey, guys, he doesn't have a phone.
-How do you contact someone?
-How do you eat?
I will cook hot and tasty food.
Do you have a kitchen?
Can you cook?
Of course, kitchen is to cook food.
Are people still cooking?
-People still own stoves?
-I can't believe fire still exists.
-I can't believe these things still exist.
-Bloody humans!
Wasting time
gossiping during working hours.
That's why humans should not be employed.
What do you say, Bro?
But you never listen to me, Suriyan.
-No, Sir, he is...
-Hush!
He is our Boss!
He does not like humans.
Everyone around him is a robot.
The one on his right is like a human.
That's not a human.
It's an abomination to call him human.
Who's that girl on the other side?
-Isn't she hot?
-Yeah!
She's a robot too.
Her name is Dear.
Our Boss's girlfriend.
Sir, how can a robot
be considered a girlfriend?
Later, I'll explain in detail.
-That's his father.
-Bless me, Dad.
He has installed his father's memories
and his conscience.
Did you charge yourself?
The one following him is, Bro.
A brother created by our Boss.
Nothing happens out here
without his permission.
Dear! Please step aside.
-Bro!
-Yes, Suriyan, tell me.
-Scan these humans.
-ASA Team.
-HR, I don't know who this is, Coo...
-Cut their 2-day salaries.
-Okay.
-Sir, sir, sir. Come with me.
Sir, he's the voice of LIK.
Hi-Lo!
Hi-Lo!
I'm glad you still remember me.
How can I forget your voice?
I never met you before.
I'm very happy to meet you, Sir.
And thanks for the prize money.
This is a token of appreciation.
Did you get it?
Sir, he's not on LIK.
-Why?
-'Cause he does not have a phone.
Go and get it.
Sir, I come from the Organic World.
You must've heard it.
Oh, yeah!
They put people in prison
for committing online crimes.
Oh, you come from that stupid place.
People do live there.
We've not used phones in our lives.
So, I will not have anything you ask.
Phone?
Everyone laugh.
How is it possible without a phone?
Pho-- Pho--
How do you people live without phones?
Pho-- Pho--
How do you live in peace
using phones?
-Echa Subbu!
-Sir!
Pay him in cash.
Okay. Thank you.
Dad, I love that voice.
For the first time,
it spoke about something I did not like.
-Bro!
-Yes, Suriyan.
One day,
he will eventually buy a phone.
And he will join LIK.
On that day, please notify me.
-Done!
-Point!
-Hey, man, you want an umbrella?
-Yeah.
Really? Is one enough?
Here you go!
Thank you so much, Bro.
You have no idea
how much it means to me.
You have a good heart.
Good things will happen to you.
You're going to have a special day.
Thank you.
Tamil Taxi, it's raining heavily.
Please let me wait inside for 5 minutes.
Sorry, passenger.
My next customer is waiting.
My next pickup is in 6 minutes.
It's my friend's engagement.
Many would like to take selfies.
Moreover, this is a holographic silk saree.
Rainwater might damage it.
The door will open in 10 seconds.
[Dheema, Dheema cues in]
During the 2019 World Cup,
India Vs New Zealand cricket match...
-MS Dhoni, run out.
-I don't know.
A 27-year-old boy got a heart attack
after watching that match.
After watching a cricket match...
...if someone could get a heart attack.
I don't have an answer for it.
-Doctor, heart attack?
-What are you saying?
Son, the human heart is like...
an organ proportionate to hand size.
It can't bear extreme emotions.
It will stop beating
if it experiences a shock.
In poetry...
"My heart skipped a beat," they say.
I wonder what happened to him
and why was he shocked.
His heart skipped 4 beats
and stopped beating.
-Heart stopped beating, you say?
-Are you serious?
Please inform the relatives.
It's tough!
-What?
-Sorry, sir.
Are you serious?
-Doctor, please take a second look.
-Not this bed.
Not this bed it seems.
-Doctor.
-Is he okay?
Yes, sir.
He's alright!
Vas, are you okay?
Son?
How do you feel?
I'm okay, Doctor.
Good! Steth, please.
-He's perfectly alright.
-Thank God!
Be careful.
You had a heart attack
just looking at a girl.
What's wrong with you?
It might sound cringe
but let me speak my heart.
It may be 2040 now.
The world may have
progressed significantly.
Love at first sight still exists, Sir.
I realized it only after I met her.
Right from my head to my toes...
...I felt something!
I have no clue what it was.
Did you pass out
after getting her name and number?
I passed out
without getting any information.
Sad, man.
Report, please.
Here's your first heart attack report.
Mostly, many don't live to see this report.
You're a lucky, blessed fellow.
You must take good care of your heart.
Now, get up.
-And go home.
-Okay, Doctor. Thank you.
Without any information,
how are you planning to find her?
If the universe could conjure that wonder,
it surely holds the grace
to craft this too.
Hi, my sweeties!
It's TWM with Dheema Puppyma.
So, are you ready to travel with me today?
Let's go!
Hey, where are you looking at?
Oh, you're looking at this.
But you haven't seen this yet.
Ta-da!
You can find these products under my bio.
Please subscribe for special updates.
And...
Protect your energy!
LIK, call Amma.
10,000
10,100
10,200
Amma, I hit 8 million.
Only 2 million to go.
You're yet to hit 10 million.
Why are you disturbing me
while making a reel?
Mom, I was just saying.
Mom, a film made by humans
has released in PVR.
If I post a review of it,
I'll gain a lot of views.
Post a negative review.
Only then will you get a lot of views.
Okay, Ma.
Vazha Meenu
Banned?!
What is the problem?
My online gaming reels
caused a huge loss to one person.
He mentioned my name in his suicide note.
That's why they banned my account.
Oh, damn!
What will happen to an influencer's life
without the internet?
Oh, no!
What are you going to do now?
Are you going to ride a share auto?
Or are you going to sell briyani?
Oh, no!
Or are you going to
dance on the road for money?
It's very upsetting that I became
a reason for someone's death.
So, you will be sentenced for 6 months
without a mobile phone...
Only if Anbu Kadal signs
will you be able to use your phone.
-Are you okay with it?
-I'm okay with it!
I will go to the prison.
Not a... Not a...
Not chance, my boy.
This is the Organic World.
She suggested everyone
to play rummy online to become rich
and destroyed one too many lives.
To cyber criminals like you...
this is the first punishment.
Place your phone inside it.
All your saved memories on the phone
will be stored on it.
When you're released
you can take it with you.
Now, please take this garbage
and go inside.
Dude, shall we leave?
-Ma'am, no phones allowed for visitors.
-Kapoor, please guide her.
Please surrender your phone.
You can take it when you're leaving.
Son, are you heading outside?
No, I'm heading inside.
Our family's sense of humor is great.
Dude, she's the girl I saw yesterday.
Somehow, please bring her inside.
Okay.
Watch your step.
Come on, Come on!
Welcome, welcome!
You cannot create reels here.
Throw away your phone.
Throw it away.
Why are you guys so evil?
I don't know how I'll survive a month
without the phone.
It won't be an issue.
Come to Exit 2.
Puppyma!
Please don't eat on time.
Because if you put on belly fat...
your belly dance fans will diminish.
Don't sleep on time.
Because, while we're asleep...
the other will create new posts
and hijack our followers.
Also, please inform my followers
that I'm in the prison...
Oh, no, what happened?
Why are you crying?
Nothing, Ma!
Fine, make a reel with this emotion intact.
Speak to the fans with teary eyes.
Because emotions are the biggest promotion.
Take care of your health
so it appears presentable to viewers.
-Okay? Fine, bye!
-Okay, Ma.
Phew! TG!
Hi Vaazha Meenu fans!
My Mom is admitted to the Organic Wold
because she uploaded a wrong post.
That's why I'm very sad.
She won't be active for 180 days.
During this tough time
I'll create content for you guys.
Please pray for my mother.
We will take good care of your mother.
So, you can go home without any worries.
So, you recognized me.
Please keep talking.
Didn't you recognize me?
On that day during rain
and I had an umbrella...
And you took cover.
-LIK.
-Yes, dear!
-How long does it take to reach home?-10 minutes if you go by the monorail.
8 minutes by Tamil Taxi.
Your voice is very similar to it.
Shall I book it?
It's my voice, indeed.
What?
I'm Vibe Vassey. Voice of LIK.
OMG! WTH!
All my life
I've been talking to this voice.
May I make a reel with you?
Hi, my little rice cakes.
What are the odds?
Look here!
I'm with the voice of LIK.
This is Mr. Vibe Vassey.
-Vibe, please say, hi.
-Hi!
Shall I give them a punchline?
Do good and good things will follow.
Wow! Amazing!
May I take a selfie with you?
Look here. Look here.
Look here.
Look here. Look here.
Thank you.
Please wait a minute.
The other day, after I saw you,
do you know what happened?
I want to discuss everything with you.
How do I meet you?
Any means--
Give me you LIK Id
or your phone--
Give me your LIK Id.
You see... I can't use a phone
for the rest of my life.
If you share the details,
I'll be there sharp on time.
I'm way better
than people who use phones.
Actually, it's a risk to even talk
to people who doesn't use LIK.
And you don't even own a phone.
Bye!
Sorry, bye!
Hey, in case, YCYM--
I mean, you change your mind...
send me a request on LIK.
Your name, please.
Dheema.
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Please repeat your name.
Dhee... Ma...
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Hey, wait, wait!
Please repeat your name
one more time.
Why are you asking for my name
and closing your eyes?
Whenever I close my eyes
I can hear a tune and a song.
Is it?
Isn't it unfair that only you can hear it?
Please sing.
I'm going live now.
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Youre the one who cracked open
My guarded heart
Youre the daughter-in-law
My parents would adore
Show me the way
To lie right by your side
Will destiny let me
Belong to you so deeply?
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
In the middle of the town,
On a street so still
Under the gentle sun,
In this warm, golden light
If the skies can bring the rain,
Will they bring you to ease my pain?
What cosmic plans
Pull our hearts again?
Inside the home where you softly breathe,
I wish to outshine every flower beneath
May the heavens bless you
With two sons of curly grace
And may your eyes brim with joy
Like verses rumbling
Softly through the tale
She blossomed gently
Awakened by destinys trail
Again and again
Let every rebirth lead me back to you
May God bless them, too,
With daughters fair, just like you
So everyone can click
Their perfect little selfies
Show me the way
To lie right by your side
Will destiny let me
Belong to you so deeply?
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dhee...
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema
Dheema Dheema
[reporters clamoring]
Testifying before the Senate
is Mr. Suriyan.
Founder of the Super-app,
Love Insurance Kompany.
-Mr. Suriyan!
-Sir.
What's the purpose of
Love Insurance Kompany?
Sir, whatever we consider important
and precious in our lives...
like, our life, health, car, house etc.
we insure it all.
Famous football players like Messi,
and Ronaldo...
...have insured their legs.
My friends, Kim Kardashian,
and JLo, have insured their bums.
People insure strangest things
in this world.
This... Love.
Is there a means to insure it?
No.
But now there's an option.
That's the purpose
of Love Insurance Kompany.
To provide this service...
do you realize how much
you've violated people's privacy?
Imagine there's an accident
between a car and a bike...
the CCTVs around the spot
will help them claim insurance.
Similarly, if there's an issue in a
relationship and you decide to break up...
How do you expect us
to find out whose fault it is?
So, we need the camera in this ring
to monitor people 24/7.
Based on the data collected,
a penalty is calculated.
LIK will claim a penalty from the
disloyal partner in that relationship.
People sign up only after
reading the terms and conditions.
By agreeing to this, we gather...
Take it, my wife and I are showering
in the bathroom...
during that time,
your LIK app will continue to monitor us.
Am I right?
You and your wife showering together
won't be an issue.
Instead, if you're showering
with someone else's wife...
your wife can monitor you through LIK.
-Mr. Suriyan!
-Madam.
You did not get his point.
He wants to know
if watching him and his wife showering
through your app is possible.
I'm trying to explain the same to you.
The point to be noted
is not who's bathing with whom.
But everyone should bathe
only with their wives.
Mister, you're going off topic.
Imagine a husband and wife showering.
Can you or cannot watch them
through the LIK app?
Answer that!
Sir, please let me explain.
-Answer my question.
-Sir, only they can view it.
Does the LIK back end have access to it?
Can they watch or not?
Say yes or no!
Technically, yes!
-But ethically, we don't do it, sir.
-That's it! Banned!
Respected Tamil Nadu Senate.
CCTV is now installed
in our living rooms and bedrooms.
Why?
It's for the safety.
What is important?
Privacy or safety?
What is important?
Privacy or trust?
What is important?
Privacy or love?
You're questioning something
that people have been celebrating.
Let's watch what the public
has to say about it live.
-Are you okay?
-Please!
Go on!
I'll watch with joy to see what the
people have to say about my app.
Let's watch live
as they say what they have to say.
As dinosaurs are extinct these days,
even love is extinct.
Since the inception of LIK,
love and trust have returned.
There are a lot of goons in my area.
I can't even walk in peace.
It's terrifying.
However, since I started using LIK
I feel very safe.
Why would you ban such a good app?
"It's an emergency," she said
and called me right away.
On my way
I met with an accident.
I incurred head injury and was
admitted in the ICU for 6 months.
I was struggling for my life in the ICU.
And she'll have fun with her ex-boyfriend
in the same corridor.
If men like me don't have LIK...
I would blindly believe her...
If not for LIK
I wouldn't have known.
Men like me need LIK.
If you don't have LIK,
then don't even talk to me.
If an Indian app is successful
and popular worldwide...
Isn't that something to be proud of?
We are proud of LIK.
As I'm disabled...
I don't know what my husband is up to.
Even when I'm present,
he's flirting with customers in our store.
Imagine what he would do
when I'm not around.
But now...
LIK - Where are you?
I'm right behind you, my dear.
Why should our lives decide
who we should fall in love with?
For someone like me who takes
relationships seriously, LIK is a gift.
TG I'm safe because of LIK.
We love you, LIK.
We love you, LIK.
Any industry that has
the public's best interest in mind...
will have the Government's support.
For the time being,
we're not going to ban your app.
From now until a year
if there's no harm caused to the public
by your LIK super-app
Also, if your 20 million subscribers
increase to 50 million...
is when your app
will be considered suitable.
Likewise, if public support diminishes
along with your subscribers...
we will take a decision.
Your 1-year starts now.
Thank you, Senate, for your support.
Sir, sir, 50 million subscribers
is not an easy job.
Friends!
Once LIK's new feature is out,
50 million subscribers are easy to achieve.
Sir, one last question.
Please, sir.
Hey, she already has a boyfriend.
And he's handsome!
-They're a cute couple.
-Yeah.
Moreover,
they're connected for a long time.
Vasu, your chance looks bleak.
Who the hell is he?
He's always with her like a shadow.
He looks educated, though.
I'll make an appointment.
-What, man?
-I'm Vibe Vassey.
I'm Jolly Prabhu!
Kiss me.
Oh, good body.
-Seems like a good man.
-You sit!
You, stand!
Tell me!
Sir, please don't take me wrong.
-You're always with her.
-That's my job!
Who are you?
I'm her open friend!
Open friend, as in?
Open friend, as in I will propose to her.
They will reject us.
Then we'll request to be friends.
And they will agree to it.
We will always be around them.
We will always have a vested interest.
We will constantly look for an opportunity.
The women know it, too.
Still, they will keep us around.
They get a kick out of it.
And so do we!
On a fortunate day...
when the groom leaves the bride
at the altar...
And when they panic in despair,
they turn around and look...
Turn around!
Hey!
There...
There I will be waiting for her.
For a golden moment like this...
...men dedicate their lives.
The infamous martyrs are none but...
...the Open Friends!
Jolly groups!
-Is he an open friend too?
-No, no!
His father was an open friend
to her mother.
As he did not want them to get together,
he remained in the family.
-Do you still need him?
-Yes I do!
Sweet!
Forget about it.
Dheema is behaving strangely.
She's always looking at the phone.
She doesn't look when she's speaking.
I wonder what's happening.
She's a Nomophobic girl.
She'll be always on the phone.
We were brought up by our mothers.
But she was brought up by the phone.
Amma!
Amma, please bake me a cake.
Please, Ma. I want only one cake.
Amma, my friend's mother,
bakes delicious cakes.
Can you please make one like it?
Amma, did you hear what I just said?
Order one on Zomato.
-Yayy! Cheese!
-Yayy! Cheese!
Amma, please tell me a story.
Ask Alexa to tell you a story.
Alexa, please tell me a story.
I'll sleep listening to the story.
Alexa!
What's the latest news?
What's the trending song?
Hey! Why do you do this?
Bloody hell! You have no idea
how hard it is to gain followers.
To hell with you, internet maniac.
What's this nonsense?
This is too much!
Amma!
Ma!
What is it?
What?!
LIK, I want my life to be happier
than my parents' lives.
For that to happen,
you must find me a perfect match.
Dheema, don't cry.
Please wipe your tears.
Protect your energies!
If you don't own a phone,
that phone maniac will slip away from you.
Listen, you buy a phone
without your father's knowledge.
And give it to me.
You can use the phone during the day.
And I'll handle it on your behalf
during the nights.
We'll manage not to get caught.
Okay?
-He agreed!
-Super!
-Quickly, arrange for a phone.
-Okay?
Why is he nodding is head again?
Hey, forget about her.
I'll find you a suitable girl.
Okay?
Okay?
Good boy.
Are you okay with it?
Hey!
Bloody psycho!
It's your Dad, right?
[singing lullaby]
-Hey!
-I'm sorry.
He's annoying!
-Kalki?
-What bro?
-Hey, where's Kalki?
-I'm over here.
What's up, Vibe Vassey?
I bought it.
I couldn't sleep all night, Kalki.
Kalki, please teach me
how to use this one.
Soon, I want to speak to Dheema.
Hope you like, LIK.
LIK
Love Insurance Kompany
welcomes you with love.
Suriyan!
Yeah!
Congrats on 30 million.
It's not 50 yet.
Do you know who's the
lucky 30th million follower?
Who?
The boy who was sarcastically mentioned
that he would never buy a phone.
It's the same Vibe Vassey.
Oh! Bro, follow him.
And keep me posted about
his activities in life.
Okay!
Point!
No, you please have it.
Dheema?
Here you go.
This is for you.
Thanks!
-LIK.-Yes, please.
-Send a request to Dheema.-Okay.
Please accept it.
Request sent.
To find out my daily routine,
you can follow me...
@dheemapuppyma
Kalki, why did she not accept my request?
Didn't you just send it?
How long does it take?
And when will she accept it?
Will I receive a notification
if she accepts or rejects it?
Did she reject it?
Maybe she lied to get away from me.
How long did you take
to accept Pundareegan?
Kalki, please look over here.
What if she forgot about me?
Hey, have patience.
Like you always say...
"If the universe could conjure that wonder,
it surely holds the grace
to craft this too."
Just 7 notes.
But millions of tunes and songs
are made from it.
When a few notes come together,
it's pleasant to listen.
See...
Similarly, when a few unwanted notes
come together...
Listen...
It's hard to listen.
It'll sound awful!
Dad we should segregate humans into
seven characters like the musical notes.
I've created a feature that shows which
couples are nice and which cause noise.
Sir, every human being is distinctive.
How could we analyze them all?
Hey, idiot! You still don't get me.
We're going to categorize humans
into 7 notes, as in musical notes.
With the substantial data
our subscribers provide us...
we will use quantum computing
to achieve it.
What if she forgot about me?
Universe!
Even if she doesn't accept, would I be
able to watch what she's doing?
What do you think we're doing,
24/7 monitoring everyone?
We do the Police job
to find out who's cheating?
But we're not the Police.
We're God!
What are you going to name this feature?
Compatibility test.
That sounds complicated.
No one will understand.
Let me suggest a simple term.
Okay, you tell me.
The love score.
The love score.
-Sir, it's very promising.
-Sounds great!
LIK, are there any new requests?
Dheema, you have 2050 pending requests.
The last request was from Vibe Vassey.
Remember, you took a selfie reel with him?
"Do good and good things will follow."
He has only one follower.
-Are you okay?
-He's okay, though.
Accept!
Dheema accepted the request.
She accepted and liked my photo.
She remembers me.
Dheema when and where shall I meet you?
-Location!
-Nice!
Yeah! This is the place.
Dude, I ogled at your girl.
It's morally wrong.
Khan, Kapoor Khan, how can you ogle at her?
Turn away!
-Hey!
-Ah!
It's best to admit
you're pretending to be good.
Don't overdo it to convince.
It's explicit!
Your honest opinion?
She's got buck teeth.
You're not eligible to talk about teeth.
It suits her!
I don't think so.
-LIK.-Yes, Vassey!
How would Monalisa look
with buck teeth?
A strange imagination.
How would Monica Bellucci look
with buck teeth?
An unwanted imagination.
Even the most beautiful in the world
look yuck with buck teeth.
But my girl with buck teeth
is freaking gorgeous.
She's the most beautiful girl in the world.
-Beauty!
-Dude, let me see, too.
Hey, Vas!
Why is he turning around?
I'm not welcome.
I'm leaving!
[Pattuma cues in]
Love success!
Dheema did this to me.
This action mean you're only connected.
You can connect with as many you like.
But this action means you're committed.
Congrats!
Do you want to get committed to Kalki?
Ah! No!
Why are you doing this?
Hey, this is my seat.
I didn't ask you to get up.
Did I?
Let's both sit in the same seat.
This is called open friends.
Vas, can you pin this for me?
Okay.
-What's this?
-Style!
Looks awesome!
Sister, hereafter, only you accompany her.
Don't let the other guy accompany her.
He's too much.
He never let me go near her.
I still haven't done anything.
Shall I do it?
I'll squish you!
Dheema, let's go.
Yeah!
Rascals start hovering
the second they see the strap.
Hey, it's been five minutes,
and you're all asleep.
Hey, Cringin! Hey, Pundareegan!
-It's not 5 minutes but 5 AM.
-Is it morning already?
-Yeah, Bro, it's 5 AM.
-Dude, what the hell?
Hey, get home early.
Dad will be looking for you.
Dad, you say?
My dad is a fool...
How could he hide
such a beautiful thing from me?
Millennial mindset.
Appa, good morning.
Why are you up so early?
Does that mean you never slept?
Haven't you eaten, as well?
-Why would you, Appa?
-You were suppose to return.
One meal a day with you is enough
to make me feel full and happy.
It's okay!
As you don't use a phone,
you manage to spend some time with me.
Who did you find
interesting to talk to than me?
Hey, have I not told you
not to bow your head?
Eat!
When people drink imported cold drinks,
they tend to bow down to drink.
But when we drink tender coconut,
we raise our heads.
If we use a straw to drink tender coconut,
we would have to bow down and drink.
Similarly, we can drink cold drinks
by raising our heads.
-You're too much!
-Stop the back talk.
Sir, I brought boys and girls
as you requested.
That's great! Hi, all!
[in unison] Hi, Sir!
Please update the new feature,
Love Score.
-Updated?
-Yes, Sir!
Good!
I'm not going to look
and don't know anything about anyone.
-Who are they?
-They're long-time friends, Sir.
Friends!
They should have a 60-65% love score.
Check now.
Guys, check your love score.
Checking love score
for Diwakar and Sangeetha.
Sir, it's 60%.
Super, Sir.
-Friends, sir.
-Enough. They're friends, too.
They should have a 60-65% love score.
-Check your love score.
-Check your love score.
Rashmika and Ajay Devarakonda,
love score is 85%.
It's wrong, Sir.
Their score is 85%.
85% and friends?
Hey, tell me the truth.
Are you guys friends?
I'll kill you!
Sorry, Sir. We're in a relationship
without our families' consent.
Damn you!
Super, Sir.
Sir, next...
Why is this old lady here alone?
Sir, she's my wife.
We've been a happy couple for 25 years.
-Hi!
-Hi, sir.
Hi! Please check your love score.
Checking love score
for Sridhar and Vanathi.
13%
I thought you guys were a happy couple,
but it's showing 13%.
I only scored 13%.
We're very happy.
-We're made for each other.
-Sir, he's lying.
-He's not giving me a divorce.
-Please listen, dear.
-She's lying, sir.
-He's torturing me.
I don't like to live.
Take your hand off me.
Love score is always right.
OMG, this movie slaps.
I mean it was so amaz--
Yes! What?
Oh my God!
Is the Halloween party tomorrow?
We forgot about Halloween party.
What the boiled egg?
Oh, my God!
How could I forget the Halloween party?
What an epic blunder?
What can we do now?
It's fine! It's fine.
We'll figure it out.
What is a Halloween party?
Drinking until dawn and dancing
like ghosts, that's a normal party.
But if you dress up like ghosts
and drink until dawn
That is the Halloween party!
Seems like he's going to
join the party. Avoid him!
Wait, Jolly. I'll share the location
with you. And you come over.
But you must dress very scary.
Because our group always
gets a lot of likes.
So you have to be really scary.
-Understand?
-Sure! Sure!
-Got it?
-Okay, I got it.
If you turn up, I'll shoo you away.
Get ready! Halloween party!
Dheema!
Wow! So, this is a Halloween party.
Dude!
Why is he coming here
without wearing makeup?
Hey, this dangerous animal...
I've seen it before.
Malak... Malak...
Jolly Prabhu.
Oh, yeah!
Vibe Vasu.
Didn't I tell you not to come over?
What kind of attire is this?
Everyone out!
Dheema invited us.
Where's Dheema?
Dheema has been crying in that corner.
I got upset seeing her cry,
so I'm on my 8th drink.
-Yet I'm not high.
-Why is Dheema crying?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, what happened?
No one took a selfie with me.
Why not?
You look amazing and beautiful.
You're looking beautiful!
I should not be looking beautiful, Vas.
People must be scared looking at my face.
Oh, I'm scared!
Stop kidding, Vas.
To get one like,
one share,
one follower,
is a very difficult job.
You don't know, Vas.
As an influencer,
my mother struggled a lot
slowly she motivated from childhood
and elevated me to silver status.
As a daughter, I should at least
take it to 10 million Gold level.
Do you even know how important it is to
do something unique and gain followers?
We'll do everything now
to increase your followers.
Give me two minutes.
Hey, come on!
Please don't cry.
I'll sort it out.
Hereafter, horror mood!
How's it?
Okay?
I'll cover it with blood.
-Hey, bring me ketchup.
-How would ketchup look real?
It's not looking real.
Give me two minutes.
Try this, Puppyma!
Oh! So sweet.
This looks like real blood.
For my ears, if you get me two nails.
-It'll look like earrings.
-Wait a minute.
-Let's go dude.
-What is it? What is it?
Dheema, the nails you asked for.
-You got it!
-Love!
It does not look good.
-How about teeth?
-No, Dheema, it looks scary enough.
To become viral,
we must do something bizarre.
Do you see the glass table?
I will plop that into the water.
You add dry ice,
and it should look smoky.
I will be under the glass.
You stand above it.
I'll slide from under,
and it'll look like you're floating.
Everyone will be stunned
and record videos of it.
Likes, shares,
and comments will rain on you.
Followers will increase.
There are high chances
of you moving to Gold status.
Look here, Dheema.
You should keep rising in your life.
And I'll always be your support.
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Even there I'll be present.
Hey, you cannot outsmart an open friend.
You and I think alike.
I'll be going under water to support her.
Why are you torturing me like this?
You've been hindering my efforts.
That's how we are.
You will have to overcome the open friends.
I'll overcome!
Okay, I'm not after points
I want Dheema to get Gold status.
I'll do anything for it.
Then go ahead and add ice to the pool.
Get lost!
Come on, let's go and add ice.
Hey, break the ice. Break it.
Dheema, you stand on the plank.
I will be underwater.
I'll swim like a dolphin
from one corner to another.
Whenever you feel tired...
I'll drop you off.
Okay?
Okay.
-What's your name?
-My name is Jolly Mehta Prabhu.
-Your name?
-Komal Mehta.
Mehta, please kiss me.
-Sure!
-Yeah!
Hey, she's going to get in the water
and he's been flirting.
How come she's walking on water?
Is it AI?
Dude, it's a live stream!
Where is Vas?
He gave an amazing idea.
Where is he?
Did he go home?
I'm going to kill him!
If we delay more
he's as good as dead.
It's him underwater.
Clear the crowd.
Aah! Guys, let's go take a selfie there.
Congratulations, Dheema!
You've been upgraded to Gold Status.
Oh, my, God!
10 million followers.
You're rocking, Dheema.
Oh, my, God!
Oh, my, God! Gold status!
LIK, I want to meet Vibe Vassey right away.
Message sent.
Yes!
Get the neem leaves
and boil it in water.
Dheema wants to meet you.
Meet her at the KOLLYWOOD sign
at St. Thomas Mount.
You walked on the water.
Next, you will have to
show you're flying in the sky.
-Okay, Puppyma?
-We can do it, right?
Now you've moved up to Gold status.
Why do you have to?
You don't get it, Vasu.
We have to keep engaging the followers.
Come closer.
Only then will the algorithm
take good care of me.
More than the algorithm...
I will take good care of you.
I thought you were love bombing me.
But when I noticed everything
you did for me...
there's an Evolutionship.
Beyond, situationship, textationship,
cuffing, delusionship,
breadcrumbing, benching, nanoship
I want a pure relationship.
I hope you understand.
Vas?
To be honest,
I don't get what you're saying.
I just want to see you happy all the time.
I want to keep looking at you.
That's enough.
I will do whatever it takes.
Hey, Dheema,
can I take a selfie with you?
Dheema, please say your opening line.
My precious one,
I wish to raise you with loving hands
And hold you high above my head
My whole lip should swell
Get bruised
...brushing softly
Against your own crooked tooth
I have an overwhelming desire for you
All bundled inside my heart
I dont know what you did to me
In some forgotten lifetime...
...but the leftover ache
Still follows me
You are my God
You are my Key
You are my curse
You are my peace
You wrecked me instantly, Pattuma
Youve messed me up completely, PuppyMa
Youve shot me in a split second,
Buchima
Im stuck in you and I cant get out
Poor little me
You broke me completely
You shook me up
You dismantled and rearranged me
My dear girl
You climbed all over me
Youve pulled my leg, teasingly
You tore open my heart
Poor me
Hey, Cringin! Vas, bye!
Sorry, bye.
Usually, she gives a peck on the cheek.
-Accidentally, she kissed elsewhere.
-It's fine!
Youre an unblemished beauty
You crazy girl
Raised by your phone
Let's make silly reels
That will fetch millions of views
In your hands,
If I were your phone...
...I'd stay so clean
Im the crazy beast built to bleed
Only for you
This is my crying basket.
When I feel I'm useless,
I sit inside it and cry.
One day,
I wish to sit inside it and smile.
You are my God
You are my Key
You are my curse
You are my peace
You wrecked me instantly, Pattuma
Youve messed me up completely, PuppyMa
Youve shot me in a split second,
Buchima
Im stuck in you and I cant get out
Poor little me
You broke me completely
You shook me up
You dismantled and rearranged me
My dear girl
You climbed all over me
Youve pulled my leg, teasingly
You tore open my heart
Poor me
Happy launch day to our Love Score.
Only if LIK says yes to one's love
it's considered yes.
-If LIK says no.
-No!
-If LIK says no.
-No!
Always hogging.
Show me your hand properly.
Parthiban and Diya, love score, 80%.
Look, that's a good score.
Hey, if I can score 80% with her...
Show me your hand.
Parthiban's love score...
Hey!
Break up with Parthiban.
They released a new update,
LIK - Love Score.
Of course!
That's it!
Now, everyone is addicted to it.
Have you checked your Love Score?
Have you checked your Love Score?
Have you checked your Love Score?
Hey!
Have you checked your love score?
You never listen to me.
Come on, tell me.
We must never fight like that couple.
We should be loving
and cuddling all the time.
I agree!
But nothing has happened yet.
LIK!
Yes, dear.
Without checking the love score,
can I kiss him?
No way, Dheema.
-First, check your love score.
-Hey, it does not know anything.
We can kiss or do anything we want.
What do you want to do?
We can do anything we want.
Shall we go to your house?
Sure, we can!
But for safety...
we would need protection, right?
We can order it online.
Let's order!
Hold on! Please wait.
What would happen
if we don't use protection?
A baby will be born.
What if we have a baby?
It will pee all over.
So what diapers can prevent it.
Fine, we'll order both.
Why do we need both?
Anyway, we can use only one.
Smooth talker, you are!
-LIK!-Yes, Dheema.
One packet of...
and a packet of diapers.
Deliver it right here.
Okay.
Why don't we go to your house?
But we can't use phone.
-It'll be tough for you.
-Yeah, we can't use a phone.
Have you checked your love score?
If we go to your house,
we can't even use a phone.
Have you checked your love score?
Where is he?
He's upstairs!
Did he buy a phone?
Phone? No, he didn't!
No, right? No, Appa!
Tell me the truth!
Did his love for me diminish?
Appa, the truth is
he's in love with a girl.
So, he listens to everything she says.
Where's he now?
Have you checked your love score?
Let's check our love score once!
Please!
Why are you harping on love score?
It will be 90% for sure.
Why should we even check?
If it shows 90%, we can be at peace
and do whatever we want.
Checking love score
for Dheema and Vibe Vassey.
I reckon the app has got an issue.
We'll delete it, reinstall,
and check tomorrow. It'll be 100%
There's no issue with the app, Vas.
With us?
If it drops below 40%,
it's as confirmed failure.
3% means it's unsafe and dangerous.
Danger?
Please give me your hand.
Let's break up.
-Hey, Dheema... are you kidding?
-Give me your hand!
LIK has said it.
I won't work out between us.
-Hey, Dheema, stop kidding with me.
-That's how you will feel now.
-LIK knows everything.
-Dheema, we can't break up.
Let go of my hand, Dheema.
It'll hurt at first,
but later you'll be fine.
Stop it! Give me your hand.
Hey! What the hell?
What the hell?
Earlier, it was caste, faith,
family or clan.
Or it's the parents or the relatives.
Now, you're using an app
as an excuse to break up.
Do you women come up
with new ways to break up?
I don't like foul language.
And LIK knows it well.
That's why it showed 3% precisely.
Let's break up, Vas.
Give me your hand.
A while ago we were holding hands,
hugging, and...
we were about to kiss.
Suddenly, when you say let's break up...
Will I swear or recite poetry?
Oh, my God!
You have a bad temper!
I never knew about your temper.
This is your true color and nature.
Thank you for saving me
from a swearing and ill-tempered guy.
-TYSM LIK.
-Hey, Dheema, look at this.
Please, let go of me.
Let me go.
-LIK is right. Let's break up...
-It was going to be a surprise.
Look here.
When I saw you for the first time,
my heart stopped beating.
I was dead!
-When you say you want to break up...
-Please, let's break up.
instead of tears in pain
out of anger I swore.
Stop guilt tripping me.
What the hell are you doing?
Dheema...
I'm sorry, Vas. I can't imagine myself
in a bad relationship.
That's why I safeguard myself with LIK.
Please, Vas.
I won't even claim a penalty.
Please give me your hand.
I believe in the LIK app,
and I diligently follow it.
That's best for both of us.
Dheema, LIK knows nothing.
Dheema, LIK knows nothing.
LIK knows everything, Vas!
Are you sure you want to break up
with Vibe Vassey?
Confirm again.
Yes!
Break up with Vibe Vas.
No penalty.
Break up with Vibe Vassey.
No penalty.
Bye!
Oh girl,
Who gave me your half-hearted love
I yearn for the rest
Without you
Ill be consumed by loneliness
Suriyan, an interesting incident
is happening
in your favorite subscriber's life.
You guys left without having dessert.
Why do you look like you got dumped?
She came...
...held my hand.
-Then it buffered.-Kalki and Vibe Vassey, love score, 93%.
93%
Perfect match!
Congratulations!
-I thought you left already.-Vibe Vassey and Kalki.
-They are made for each other.
-Dheema...
...look at this.
She's my friend but it shows 93%.
But for us it was 3%.
It's a stupid app.
-And you're believing it.
-You're being oblivious!
See, LIK knows everything.
You think you're in love with me.
One day, if we get into a fight.
You'll lean on her shoulder
and bitch about me.
She will console you.
Then you'll realize you're
in love with her and you will hate me.
And LIK knew it!
LIK, thank you so much.
Bye!
Hey!
Have you checked your love score?
Shit!
Dheema is not the girl for me...
How do you know it?
That is LIK's specialty and victory.
Hey!
No bloody app can suggest
who's a good match.
We analyze humans in every manner.
Like their wish, choices, and thoughts.
His own voice is haunting him now.
Poor thing!
Education, family background,
common sense, talent.
Faith, belief in caste, and astrology.
-After analyzing everything.
-Hey, hey, LIK!
Shut up!
You don't know anything.
Taking good care of the individual's life
is the duty of LIK.
Not once should I see you bow down.
Trust me, Appa.
Hey, LIK!
Hey, LIK, are you listening?
Mark this date on your calendar.
Okay, what should I remind you of?
I will prove to the world that an app
can't work like a human heart.
I will expose that you're a stupid
and an useless app.
I will make sure everyone
uninstalls you from the phones.
I will prove you're trash.
I will make everyone despise you.
I will!
Okay! Reminder noted.
For all your endeavors to go well...
we will be always there for you.
Love Insurance Kompany.
Sing it
You are the buzz from my drink,
Making me tipsy as I move
I'm singing!
There is no need for lust,
For, all I need is your love
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
-Excuse me, Madam.
-Okay, do what I say.
-One sec... hold on.
-Sir asked me to give this to you.
To keep track of your health.
-What?
-It's supposed to be a nano-crystal ring.
-I'm wearing it.
-Thank you, Madam.
Lakshmi, I trusted you and married you.
If you can't stay loyal,
then why get married at all?
And lie in the name of love.
Had someone warned me on time,
"That this girl isn't
the right match for you."
"This girl will cheat on you."
That would've been great.
Now, LIK will do that for people.
For people, it's Love Insurance Kompany.
But for Suriyan,
L- Lakshmi
I - I
K - Know... what you did to me.
Sir!
Finally, you achieved what you envisioned.
Appa!
Like how this phone's signal
is jammed in this area...
Similarly, I'm jammed, too.
I agree that I did not listen to you.
Every father has his moment...
Where they will attack you with advice
and motivate you endlessly.
Now that precious moment
has arrived in your life.
Give me advice.
Motivate me.
After that, "I'm your Father, damn it."
Say it out loud and be proud.
Hey!
A fathers no often carries the weight
of a thousand experiences
you havent lived yet.
Good sons do listen.
I, too, believed
my son would listen to me.
But he deceived me.
He trusted a girl who placed her faith
in a gadget over a human heart.
I always say, I never want to
see my son bow before anyone.
But there he was
right before my eyes on his knees,
broken, weeping harder
than the crawling worms beneath him.
Appa, please forgive me.
Appa, Appa, Appa.
Appa, Appa, Appa.
He is not supposed to see or speak to me.
Appa, please don't do this.
-Let go of me!
-Dude, what's wrong with you?
Vas!
"Guardian of Love."
Dear lovers,
and lovers of my Love Insurance Kompany.
Hi! Hi!
Whoever followed Love Score,
break up parties have diminished.
And proposal parties have increased.
Cheating has diminished.
Loyalty has risen.
Divorce has disappeared
like it didn't exist at all.
In fact, the number of marriages
has increased substantially.
To appreciate this achievement...
I have selected couples who scored
more than 90% in Love Score...
I will sponsor their marriage,
and honeymoon package from GT Holidays!
Enough! Enough!
-Suriyan, sir, you're the greatest!
-Okay! Okay!
I humbly accept the title
"Guardian of Love" given by you people.
If even one person says
they're not happy with LIK...
Even if one person raises their hand...
Hi-Lo, Sir!
Hey, he's the voice of LIK.
I'm not happy with LIK's Love Score.
It ruined it all.
What do you even know about LIK?
Get out!
Hey, how could you disrespect
Suriyan, sir? Get out!
Buddy, why would he fight with Suriyan?
Sir...
How can a simple app on a phone
dictate a relationship?
God help me!
Regardless of millions in population,
only 7 characters exist.
Regardless of millions of songs,
only 7 notes exist.
I will discover which note belongs to you.
My app will analyze
and pick a perfect match for you.
Because my app...
is similar to God!
It makes a decisive decision
in selecting a perfect match.
-Dheema!-How does it know?
LIK is monitoring you all for 24/7.
So?
-Data!
-So, what?
Data is like diamonds.
Mr. Vaibhav Vasudeva.
A small err from you...
will go into analyzing where it all began
and how it's processing...
and what will be your next move?
What would make you fat?
What would lure you to shop?
I can find out your likes and dislikes
from the comfort of a device.
That's the power of Data
and AGI (Artificial General Intelligence).
My boy, a small err is enough
to find you a perfect match.
You do what floats your boat.
Also you could read the heart rate.
But you can't read one's emotions.
How will you measure love?
Love can't be measured, Sir.
Because love...
Because love has no limits.
When I saw her for the first time,
my heart stopped beating.
Sir, for the sake of it people say that
they died at the first sight of a girl.
I truly died at her first sight.
But your useless app gave it a score of 3%.
Sir, my love is 100%.
I'm 100%
100%
Who said that you're love is not 100%?
If you and that girl are committed,
your Love Score is...
3%
That's how your app is confusing people.
Instead of rewarding you the title,
Guardian of Love...
...you should be rewarded
as a Confuser of love.
You're out of line!
I'll whack you out of your mind!
Hey! How dare you?
What is this?
Sorry, Sir.
You're finding fault with my app
because of your love failure.
My app gave you a score of 3%.
I challenge you to succeed in love.
I'll accept my app is a failure.
-Can you do it?
-Sir, people are looking.
Hey, confuser of love.
I will prove to you...
...that no app can do
what a human heart can.
Also, I will make my Pattuma Dheema
fall in love with me.
Then 30!
30' days!
If you fail to succeed in your challenge...
For maligning LIK...
you should fall on all our feet
and seek forgiveness...
East or West, LIK is the best!
...and keep posting it day and night.
Challenge?
Challenge!
LIK's voice is against LIK.
This is going to be fun.
Record!
Did LIK app mess up only my love life?
Or has it messed up others' lives too?
I want to know.
How many lives were affected
by the app to which I rendered my voice?
Everyone who wants to shut down this app,
please gather here.
Bro, my girlfriend dumped me
just like Dheema did.
We must shut down this app.
I'll stand with you.
Bro, what do we do?
We shouldn't let his childish behavior
lead us to make a big mistake.
He's always outside our office on purpose.
Or he's roaming
wherever he could find a camera.
He will organically make a mistake.
Then we'll finish him.
I want to go viral.
What should I do?
Hey, couch potato.
You must let go of shame and dignity...
...and post a video
that would touch everyone's hearts...
Instead of chatting with her,
ask what she wants to buy.
You're useless!
Always, I have to step in.
-Why are you yelling at me?
-I will!
-Aren't I doing all the work here?
-As if you did it.
-Useless! Useless!
-Shut up!
You shut up!
There he goes to relax.
How do you endure it, sir?
She was an excellent volleyball player.
During a crucial match
she had a freak accident.
It's her insecurity that I might leave her.
The issue with women is insecurity.
You don't believe me, right?
Try yelling at me for the sake of it.
Hey, what the hell?
You're speaking like a fool!
Hey, how dare you yell at him?
I'm warning you!
Don't make me come for you!
Do you think
there's no one to question you?
How dare you yell at my husband?
Susi, stop it, I say.
They're my friends!
Did you notice?
Her love language is yelling at me.
Sir, have you checked your love score?
Susi and Sasi
Love Score, 29%
29%, are you kidding me?
How?
Maybe she can't walk, and he can.
Moreover, she's always yelling at him.
As per the data,
they're not a good match.
But their feelings and love
are beyond an app's ability to gauge.
What Bro? Suriyan Bro!
How Bro?
Very wrong, Bro!
Very wrong, Bro!
When I ordered diamond studs for
my girlfriend, the love score went up.
And it went down
when I canceled the order.
It's all business.
What Bro?
Suriyan, Bro!
Very wrong Bro?
It showed a wrong score to me,
like Vibe Vasu's score.
If you upload an obscene video,
you will go viral.
Earlier, phones used to be in booths
but now in our hands.
Then it moved near our hearts.
Later, it came to the lower pockets.
At present, it's ruling us.
Once we talked through the phone
to each other now we just talk to it.
Are you all with the ones
who you fell in love?
Or are you with ones
that the phone suggested?
Just close your eyes for a second
and think about it.
Thank you. They watched this video
'cause you're in it.
The least I could do to help.
After watching this video,
I feel we were hasty in breaking up.
I don't know anything.
Don't lie!
Posting videos on negativity
will make it viral.
Negative!
Hey, Vibe Vassey uploaded
an intimate video with a girl.
Hi, I'm Vandhana.
And he's Vibe Vassey.
A few days ago,
my boyfriend met with an accident
and was admitted to the hospital,
then he slipped into a coma.
Yes!
During that time
I texted everyone on my contact list.
It's because I was begging
to everyone to save his life.
And my ex-boyfriend was the one
who responded with help.
He hugged me to console.
And LIK captured it.
After Abhishek recovered from coma
he saw the video.
After seeing the picture...
According to LIK
that photo was Vandana's data.
But for Vandana...
Does LIK know about Vandana's feelings?
What Bro?
Suriyan, Bro! Wrong Bro!
What have you been doing
with our data?
Hereafter, I don't need this.
-What, Bro?
-Suriyan, Bro!
Very wrong, Bro!
How do you think
people will take this Suriyan?
You said he's a young boy,
and it's a small issue.
Now it's blown into a big issue.
Sir, your Scorpio horoscope
suggests a difficult week ahead.
Sir, I don't think we should indulge him.
Damn!
Throw it away!
What Bro?
Suriyan, Bro! How Bro?
Sir, please don't get worked up.
I'll whack him out of his mind.
Just say the word.
Do I look like a goon to you?
Shall I chew paan and spit on you?
Sir, please don't.
You will get mouth cancer.
I have dignity and decorum.
Suggesting stupid ideas like humans.
Get lost!
Only 20 days left.
How are you planning to convince Dheema?
Dude, we don't have to go through so much.
I want to look into her eyes
and have a conversation.
Find out where she is right now.
We're going to post a video together
and shut down this app.
Why go through so much?
An elbow and a knee would do the job.
When the time is right,
I'll use the elbow and the knee.
-First, let's find Dheema.
-How long should I wait to see you fight?
Hey, Dheema, slowly.
I'll handle him.
Are you trying to create content using us?
Don't you fear me?
No!
First, I'll convince her
then I'll take you out.
You may be able carry me like this.
But you can't take me away
from Dheema.
Dheema, end it.
Come on!
LIK, block Vasu.
Also, change my status to single.
Then, pick an old photo and post it,
as I'm on vacation.
This is when you went to Mauritius.
Is this okay?
Okay.
Also, I captioned it,
"Dheema on vacay mode."
I posted it.
You can check.
How many heartbroken lovers
have gathered here?
[in unison] We all are, Bro!
-I am bro!
-Me, too, bro.
Everybody!
You too?
I can't take it anymore.
What do we do?
Bro!
For the past decade,
only one song has captured heartache.
Let's play it and sulk.
Shall I?
Shall we sing together?
-[all] Yes, Bro!
-It would pacify our broken hearts.
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
Going across the seas, my soul mate
Slipping through my hands, is my fate
As my life stalls and stops
In a standstill state
Going across the seas, my soul mate
Slipping through my hands, is my fate
As my life stalls and stops
In a standstill state
Oh girl,
Who gave me your half-hearted love
I yearn for the rest
Without you
Ill be consumed by loneliness
Ask me to wait for you and leave,
And that is all I need to persist
Ask me to forget you
And my life shall cease to exist
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
Sing it
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I'm singing
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Everybody sing it
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Let's play a game.
Player one, Kalki.
Friendship will only turn into love.
Engage her with MEMEs and messages
about it.
Which movie is it
where friendship turns into love?
Ajith's son is the lead
directed by Vijay's son.
Badri 2.
Yeah, that sequel.
Then the lead in Thiruchitrambalam 2.
Engage and swarm her with such movies
that preach friendship is love...
cloud her mind and convince her.
Sing it
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I'm singing
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Everybody sing it
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Going across the seas, my soul mate
Slipping through my hands, is my fate
As my life stalls and stops
In a standstill state
Going across the seas, my soul mate
Slipping through my hands, is my fate
As my life stalls and stops
In a standstill state
Oh girl,
Who gave me your half-hearted love
I yearn for the rest
Without you
Ill be consumed by loneliness
Ask me to wait for you and leave,
And that is all I need to persist
Ask me to forget you
And my life shall cease to exist
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
I got no one for myself, but you
Player 2 is Dheema.
Whenever she unlocks her phone, she should
get a message LIK is 100% successful.
To change Dheema's golden status
to diamond status...
get 4 celebrities to send her requests.
She should keep meeting people.
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I'm singing
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Everybody sing it
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
Youre the enchantment
I'm the restless heart
I dont need anything of yours
Your love alone is enough
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
I got no one for myself, but you
This never occurred to you
I got no one for myself, but you
Player 3, Vibe Vassey.
No matter how much he pleads or tries.
His posts should never reach anywhere.
Filter and block them.
Only LIK's commands will be followed.
Regardless of the circumstances,
Vibe Vassey and Dheema must not reunite.
Sir, his group is the President of
Tamil Nadu MEMES association.
They're sharp boys!
But I explained everything to him
about Vibe Vasu.
Hey, I'm Parimal!
Oh, my, who is she?
She is my girlfriend.
Robot! A humanoid.
So, she's not a real woman.
No, she isn't!
What packages do you offer
in negative MEMEs?
Akram, Vakram, Ukkram.
What are they?
Levels of damage through MEMEs.
Explain, Akram.
Whatever you create beautifully...
-We turn them into ugly MEMEs.
-Wife!
-And change the narrative.
-Miss you.
Vakram?
Do you want me to work for you?
You're a human form of divine beauty.
Whatever you create with purity...
We turn them into obscene MEMEs.
Ukram?
I can't believe robots could be so hot.
Explain, Ukram!
In this package we get involved
personally dig up dirt and destroy them.
I need that one.
You don't want that buddy.
It's too dangerous.
Just--
Ukram! You got it Buddy!
Boys, Vibe Vasu, Ukram!
Kapoor!
Uncle!
She's the right match for him.
In the process of winning the challenge,
he might lose in life.
At least, you guys make him understand.
Vasu, as your Dad mentioned,
Kalki is your match...
-Hey!
-Please don't embarrass me.
She's ignoring you,
yet you're shamelessly pursuing her.
-Hey, what do you even know?
-I know, damn it!
That I'm the right match for you.
That day, with a score of 93%,
I realized we were a perfect match.
-Don't consider it...
-You don't understand.
It's because I'm always around you.
I'll go away!
I don't have low self-esteem
to plead for love.
Hey!
Why is she talking like a fool?
Dude, she's not a fool.
Kalki is the right match for you.
Come on, everyone.
-Hurry up!
-You guys go ahead.
Hurry up!
-I'll return it at the same time tomorrow.
-Okay, sir.
As I mentioned,
he got caught organically.
Use this opportunity to bring him down.
Dude, you're a great artist.
Crazy! Mental, Bro!
What?
Vibe Vasu is kissing a girl.
Look, as there's no camera in
the organic world, he's having fun.
You claimed she's your friend...
But you're passionately kissing her.
-LIK...-Yes, Dheema.
Are you lying to me?
Dheema, LIK will suggest
only what's good for you.
Then why does it hurt
when I look at this video?
It's because Vibe Vasu lied to everyone...
and enjoying with his love,
whom he claims to be a friend.
But it's you who is sulking over here.
You're right. I must not sulk.
-You should not, Dheema.
-I should not.
That's right.
I should get angry instead.
Yes, you must get angry.
But why am I still crying?
Why am I hurting?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why is it hurting?
Tell me, LIK.
It's because you're a fool.
A fool!
I suggested many eligible profiles.
But you're sulking over him.
Fool!
-LIK?
-What?
-Why are you being rude?
-What else do you expect?
What else do you expect?
Sir!
Oh, no!
Dheema, I'm very sorry.
Dheema, don't doubt!
Sorry, dear.
-Sir, you jumped the gun.
-You leave.
Okay, sir.
Dh-- Dh-- Dheema!
-I'm sorry.
-Don't talk to me.
-Dheema!
-Sir, sir.
-Sir, she hung up.
-Pattumaa! Pattumaa!
-Pattuma!
-Sir, I pity you.
Pattuma.
Sir, now you realize it
after yelling at her.
Puppyma...
LIK
Dheema! Dheema, Dheema.
Go into DND mode.
No, no, no.
Please hear me out.
D N D
Silent mode activated.
Get lost!
You keep losing!
Don't believe everything you see.
I am telling the truth.
I was pleading them to support us.
They're brutally attacking us
with no conscience.
History is proof, anyone who
decided to fight on social media...
or who digs up comments to read
has never been happy.
They're stooping so low to humiliate us.
The comments are from
who really care for us.
Now they'll yell at us.
But when they learn the truth
they'll be the ones who will support us.
So, don't be too upset
that they're yelling at us.
-One day, they'll love you.
-When?
Then don't get too excited
and love them back.
We know the truth!
Why should we fear about anything?
Dude, take my word. There's no way
Dheema and he will get back together.
He's been fooling us
by posting negative videos.
Dheema proved it in one video
that LIK is important in love.
Bro, what happened
during the last 10 days?
Five million followers
have been increased.
We've gone from 39 million
to 44 million, Suriyan.
Bravo humans! Very well done!
Negativity! Speed of negativity.
Publicly stirred controversy
has a good reach.
Yes, sir.
Kalki, one minute.
-Please stop for a minute.
-What is it?
What are you doing?
I understand what's happening.
Please stop.
-Shall I kiss you?
-Stop it, Vas.
-What are you doing?
-Do you think you can kiss me?
She's following that brainless app.
Why are you torturing me, too?
People have compromised
the true meaning of friendship.
Best friend, bestie, friends.
They have destroyed
the meaning of these words.
We're not them!
We're true friends, Kalki.
Lovers, break up.
Husband and wife, get divorced.
Because friends are for life
there's no term available.
I am certain that you won't leave me
even if others do.
It's because we are friends.
Friends!
Please understand.
Hey, it's Kalki!
Guys, guys, Kalki is here.
Vibe Vasu and I are friends forever.
But this App confused me as well.
This is how it confused you all.
This is not 2025, when we can get
fooled by these AI photos and videos.
What, Bro, Suriyan, Bro?
Why, Bro?
It's because of people like this
that technology is being abused.
Suriya, this is unnecessary.
Play fair, Suriyan. Very wrong.
Hi, folks, you must know something.
I did not create Vibe Vasu's video.
I did not create it.
He must've created using AI--
If you don't stop,
I'll repeat it.
-Random Ramesh!
-Don't call my name.
-I won't call.
-Why would you do this?
-Why would you create such an app?
-Kutty Kuyil.
-Please speak like a girl, dear.
-Hey, Suriyan!
-Kunjacko!
-Do you even know what honesty is?
Kunjacko, please understand.
Kunjack, I did not do it.
He did it in real and blamed it on me,
created through AI.
You got it wrong.
-I'm telling the truth.
-You're lying!
Please understand.
I'm telling the truth.
-Hi, my little rice cakes...-Not enough energy. One more take.
-Hi, my cute savories...-Why do you look dull?
Shall I play you a song?
LIK, is there a way to change your voice?
It's the official voice of LIK.
No one can change it.
Why, Dheema? What happened?
Don't you like my voice?
Dude!
I need to have a conversation with her.
In fact, I need one good conversation.
What did you say?
One good conversation
You do know, right,
she does not listen to humans.
No matter how trivial the issue is...
if we sit face to face,
looking into each other's eyes
and if we speak the truth
without manipulating
straight from our heart
Even if the other person is unsure,
one good conversation will fix everything.
For that to happen...
...she should be next to me.
Only then
she can't hear my enemy.
Suriyan, you mean?
No, my voice.
My voice that's embedded in the phone.
She can hear me
only when she doesn't hear my phone-voice.
If she has to hear my true voice...
she must be next to me
and enter the organic world.
Please do something.
Only one person can make this happen.
-Hey, don't let anyone come through.
-Okay, Vibe.
Your gracious heart
will always keep you happy.
Wait for the plot twist.
Hi!
He explained it to me.
She has to make a post
of the Ganjan chocolate.
-Yes, Bro.
-Get her arrested.
-Then bring her here.
-Yep!
-Try and change her heart.
-Correct!
After that,
you'll hoist your flag of love.
Finally, you'll turn me into a loser.
How can you succeed
when an open friend like me exists?
-Dude, he's flipping now.
-Shut up, you moron!
-There's no point talking--
-Hey, grumpy face!
Come here.
-Come on!
-What is it?
I reckon you sincerely love her.
I'll help you.
Just for you, I'll bring her here.
Okay?
We are open friends, dude.
-Not your enemy.
-Thank you.
My pleasure.
-Be happy.
-Sure thing.
How long can you be happy?
Anyway, you'll quarrel and break up.
Then, I'll swoop in.
You may get married and also get divorced.
Then, I'll swoop in.
In case, if your marital life
send you to grave...
That is if you die!
It's not like you're an immortal.
Then, I'll swoop in.
Don't worry, Dude.
You're not able
to grasp my thinking, right?
That's what we call Open Friends.
She's not looking.
Gan--
Ganjan Chocolates.
Good health chocolates.
Look here, Dheema.
They're asking for just one reel.
Shall we do it?
I'm taking another bite.
One...
One...
Jolly?
Why are you buffering?
Jolly!
Hey, they're not asking for much.
Just one reel.
Isn't that what they're asking?
Are you going to make a reel,
or shall I give this to your mother?
Hi, my little sweet treats.
Today, I have with me Ganjan Chocolate.
They are made from handpicked cocoa
sourced from the forests of Idukki.
Next we have Ganjan Incense Sticks.
Its fragrance is intoxicating.
Madam, please be serious.
Go and feed the fishes.
Spicy snacks, you mean?
You don't do it.
Instead, you clean the bird droppings.
-Sign this.
-Shit! Toilet work.
Place your phone inside it.
I'll miss you.
Ma!
I got arrested, Ma.
Sorry, Ma.
Rest assured,
I am carefully managing your followers.
Forget about it. How are you?
What happened?
You don't look so well.
Are you not eating on time?
Sleep on time.
Your eyes have become droopy.
I missed you a lot, Dheema.
Me too.
Love you, Puppyma!
Missed you so much!
You sent in an old spy cam.
"Confuser of love."
I gave you a beautiful title.
But that isn't enough for you.
Someone who plays fair earns more respect
than someone who just wins the trophy.
Understood!
What Bro? Why Bro?
If Dheema and Vibe Vasu reconcile...
who would believe in LIK?
Very wrong, Bro!
Sir, let's beat him up.
-Let's go inside the Organic World.
-Wait!
Sir, please hear me out.
-I'll speak to him.-Don't believe in women.
-Go! Speak to him.-I warned you enough, Suriyan.
Hey, please hear me out.
Suriyan wants to talk with you.
-Please hear him out once.
-I can't do it.
Dude! Sir, you go ahead.
I'll bring him to the meeting.
Are you sure?
Please come to the meeting.
Bye!
Dude, he's calling us to plead.
If we record it and upload it,
it'll go viral.
I will record it. Don't worry.
Hey, Subbu, there is no CCTV over here.
But this genius here
has decked himself with 30 cameras.
-Rip off all the cameras.
-Two on the chest.
One on the belt.
And-- Why would you put a camera here?
One is installed in your spectacles.
One in the ears.
Oh, contact lenses.
Let me check.
No cameras. Sir, all clear.
That's good!
It's safe.
You can discuss anything you want.
-Hi-Lo, sir.
-Hi!
-Are you here to beg to me?
-Hey!
Disrespectful.
-Beg, beg, beg.
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Beg, beg, beg.
-Shut up!
Sorry, sir!
-Subbu, have you seen Jesus?
-Yes, sir.
-Have you seen his brother?
-No, sir.
Today, that's going to be me.
No tension.
Amen!
Today you must know
about an important thing.
What is it?
Love Economics.
Please listen carefully.
Vasu, the day someone falls in love
is when he starts loving his life.
Do you understand?
He'll top up data plan.
Perhaps will buy a new phone
to take good pictures.
Once the girl decides to meet him...
is when he'll shower.
The hair and body products he uses.
Deodorants and perfumes.
Then clothes and underwear.
Later a bike to go on a date.
Petrol for bike.
Sunglasses for his face.
Flowers to please her.
-Hey, hey!
-Your seat is missing!
Then hanging out at the coffee shop,
or at the beach or a movie theatre.
If the date goes well
then book a Lola to go out.
Then, Podo to rest well.
Later to spruce up things...
dry fruits, Red Bull,
A speaker to listen to the music.
Then Spotify to download songs.
Then to avoid mindless ads
you'll purchase premium pack.
If love succeeds
a lavish wedding at a wedding hall.
If break up getting sloshed at TASMAC.
To meet another girl
he should again shower.
One shower to another is a vicious cycle.
LIK plays a vital role
in this love cycle...
many lives and businesses
make their living.
Still, if you're adamant
to be with Dheema...
it will cripple everyone.
Isn't it wrong?
-It's wrong, sir.
-Yes, please pity them.
What should I do, sir?
I don't want Dheema.
LIK is always right.
By Vibe Vassey.
Please upload a post.
LIK.
Instead, shall I say it
like you suggested before?
How?
East or West, LIK is the best.
That one!
Sir, I genuinely mean it.
It sounded cute and nice.
Is it?
Shall I say it?
-Shall I? Shall I?
-Say it!
Say it!
Sir, I don't want this logic.
I only want Dheema.
Brother of Jesus.
I'll take my leave.
Vasu!
They're India's all temples association.
We'll pray for you in all the temples.
-Sponsors for all your clothes...
-We request you, sir, please.
Please do this for us.
They're from the Lola and Podo teams.
Meet the beach fritters organization.
-GT Holidays.
-Greetings!
-SKORE personal wellness.
-Excuse me, sir.
Sir, we're wedding planners.
We'll offer you the best
honeymoon and wedding packages.
-Please accept it--
-Damn you!
Son, we're from beach fritters association.
Yes, son!
For the next 5 years
we have a contract with LIK.
We invested our hard earned money
in this business.
If we lose this we'll lose our lives.
Please consider and help us.
Please be gracious and let go, son.
He did not fold to young girls.
But he might fold to old women.
Please understand and let it go.
So, do you agree, son?
I'll agree for your sake.
Suriyan, Sir, he agreed to it.
He's like my grandson,
that's why he agreed to it.
Granny, Dheema and I
will buy fritters from you.
Hey, get back inside.
Hey, get back inside.
Vasu!
Let me make you an offer...
which you can't refuse.
Sit down.
-Do you recognize her?
-Of course, who wouldn't.
Miss Europe.
Say hello.
Hello!
Say hello over there.
Onlyfans Numero Uno...
Isabella D'Costa!
Hi!
Sit!
He looks so eager
that he might rip off his pants.
Look at me, Hermano.
Isabella, this is my boy.
And I want to see only
tears of happiness in his eyes.
Please take care of him like a baby.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
-Okay.
-No, Dheema, okay?
Okay. Okay. Only, Isabella, okay?
Why?
I not interested in all this, sir.
I want only Dheema.
Did you even look at her?
I did look at her.
Did you look at her up close?
Sir, he'll notice everything perfectly.
He noticed her, sir.
Sorry, sister.
Sister?
-Better luck next time.
-Hey! He doesn't realize it!
-Bye, Sridharan.
-Sorry, sir.
Hey!
-Do you know what it is?
-I don't want her number.
Hey!
If you Dheema get back together
this number will be my loss.
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
This is my love score.
But LIK did not calculate this score...
and gave me 3%.
So, isn't that makes it a dumb app?
-Hey!
-I will shut down this app.
This will cost you, my boy.
If this one square feet
is in right place...
everything else will function properly.
I know that you're the reason
I'm in prison.
I, too, am aware that you knew,
yet you came in.
I rejected you, yet you don't leave.
What if I want you?
What should I do to get you?
You and I are not a match, Vas.
Look me in the eye and say it,
and I'll leave.
Fine!
-You and I are not a...
-We're a match!
-We're not a match.
-We're a match.
-We're not a match.
-We're a match.
Even if we are a match,
how long would we last?
Relationship is a serious matter to me.
For me as well.
My mother and I are dealing with the
consequences of a toxic relationship.
I will fall in love only once,
and I will be sincere.
I, too, will only fall in love once
and be sincere, and I only love you.
Dheema, there's no one else but me
who can take good care of you.
It's okay,
I'll find someone in the neighboring city.
Bloody--
Come on, say it. Say it.
Come on, say what you were going to say.
-Say it now.
-My, my, my...
My, my, my, my love!
My love!
What is it? What is it?
I'll show you the power of my love.
Yeah, right! Step aside.
To make my voice heard by her.
For that,
she should be next to me.
There's nothing more than friendship
between me and Vasu.
-I did not mean that.
-I just wanted to make it clear.
We're good, right?
Okay, I'm leaving, Dheema.
Bye!
Let blossoms bloom
Around your gentle feet
May the birds, crow, sparrow, cuckoo,
And parrot, sing into your ears
Let it surround us
Let love surround you
Let them tell you tiny little stories
In baby voices
Let it soak in deep within you
The nature of nature itself
Let it drizzle
So that love, may soak into you
Within your little world
Every single thing that lives there,
May it all unite as one
On the swing, beside me
With your eyes gently closed,
To lose yourself completely
Fly away, you
Fly away
Just for yourself,
For a little while, fly away
Fly away Fly away
My love, for a moment,
Dissolve and flow
Melt away too...
Let blossoms bloom
Around your gentle feet
I'm bored, Vas!
Why? What would you do
if you were outside?
If I'm outside
I'll watch reels or shorts.
I won't feel the drag of time.
It's boring out here.
Come with me.
You wanted to watch reels, right?
Sit down.
In reel life how you would swipe
when you're bored...
Similarly, you can swipe in real life, too.
How?
Swipe and check.
Here you can find the Himalayas
you can climb and sit on it.
Also, you can bathe in the waterfall.
There are fruits to eat.
Also, you can take a resting nap.
And then go home.
Is it possible to touch and feel anything
when you watch reels?
Don't you feel like eating the cake?
I baked it. Do you like it?
Since childhood,
you've been asking me to bake a cake.
Now I know how to bake.
He opened my eyes to a sacred love
I had never known until that very moment
Love, and affection, both are truly one,
I realised, today
Let love swirl
let love surround
In the blink of an eye,
He painted so many pictures of me
Unknown, many poems, he handpicked them,
And made me understood
Let love soak us
let love soak us deep
In my beautiful little world
He breathed a new life into it
I finally see you
For what you are
We are born only to fly
Yet somehow
We remain inside our own cages
We long to be drenched
But we forget when it finally rains
-Sister, that was fantastic.
-Thank you.
A genuine like.
Sister, you were amazing.
-Comment.
-Thank you.
Paru, did you see her dance?
Dheema, you were amazing.
Hey, did you see my girl--
I meant, my friend's girl dance?
Super!
Share!
Followers!
Thank you.
-Thank you so much.
-Dheema, you were amazing.
-Is it?
-Your dance was amazing.
Why are you staring at me?
This is new.
Only now I'm noticing you.
I've spoke a lot.
But only now I hear you talking.
Actually, more than you...
the love you have for me
I really love it.
I've never experienced it before.
I've never felt anything like this before.
Hey, wait a minute.
No! I don't want our first kiss
to be like this.
I can't believe that stupid app gave us 3%.
Once I get released in the morning...
I'll upload a post of our first kiss.
And if I caption it LIK is wrong.
No one will believe that app anymore.
3, 2, 1
Hey, this looks nice man.
What's happening?
Is the news about Vibe Vassey true?
Sir, they're here to inquire
about Vibe Vassey's news.
Tell me humans!
Sir, didn't develop this app
for the welfare of people in love?
Vibe Vasu is innocent, sir.
Let's get him off the hook.
Sir, we realize we're doing this
for the wrong reasons.
Please, spare him, sir.
-Humanity?
-Yes, sir.
-Bloody, COO!
-Sir, sir, sir, sir!
This is why
I didn't want to hire humans for the job.
Sir! We are requesting you.
-Bloody, HR!
-Oh, no!
When I command,
machines will work without question asked.
If I import four machines...
...no one will have a job.
How will you all survive?
I take pity and hire humans for the job.
And you're giving me suggestions.
If they both reunite...
Love Insurance Kompany will go under.
Sorry, sir.
This is my forever dream.
And you're being silly.
As I mentioned before, you go
inside the Organic World and kill him.
It's safe out there.
He already has a heart condition.
That's why LIK gave him a low score.
We'll use Parimal's team to run PR.
Echa Subbu.
Do I look like a goon to you?
Shall I chew the pan
and spit on you?
Yeah, how can I help you?
-I understand...
-Sir, sir!
I will handle it, Sir.
You gather the goons!
Okay.
Good news, Dude.
Suriyan is coming here to attack you.
Two elbows and one knee...
He'll die.
You're feeding me wrong motivation...
and will turn me into a murderer
and send me to prison.
Then random morons will marry Dheema.
-No!
-Yes, I'm waiting happily.
Dude, that wasn't my intention.
Dude, you've been asking me
for a viral content for long.
It's time for one now.
Let Suriyan come here and beat me.
We'll go live online
so that the people can watch him.
How do we live stream here?
Jammers, right?
We'll switch off the jammers
without my father's knowledge.
Kalki bring as my phones you can.
We'll fix them at appropriate positions
and go live.
Hey, who is going to turn off the jammers
without your father finding out?
You're the smartest person out here.
So, you should handle the jammers.
You're the first person to call me Smart.
-I'll handle it.
-Thank you, Jolly Prabhu.
Mission Impossible 14.
It looks like a spice grinder.
Mission... yes... possible...
I am a Rockstar! Yes!
Hi, Suriyan, what brings you
to the Organic World?
Are you going to beg to me again?
Shut up!
Guys!
Hey, as it is,
his heart stopped beating once.
Whoever stops his heart beating again...
...will be given Gold status!
Only now you're negotiating.
Don't you know to pre-plan?
-Come on, beat me, sir.
-Sir, I'll stop his heartbeat.
I don't want the Gold status, Sir.
Sir, I was named H.A. Subbu
when I was a child.
If you could
please stop calling me Echa Subbu.
-I'll stop his heartbeat.
-Okay, Echa Subbu.
Go!
When he arrives...
He will beat me.
Dude, please watch out.
Don't panic or get excited;
come forward to my rescue.
I will bear the beatings for a while.
How are they live-streaming
from the Organic World?
Hey, Suriyan, went in
and beat up Vibe Vassey.
Once the public has seen enough
of me being beaten up...
switch on the jammers!
After that, the beatings I rain on him
will be a spectacle for you guys.
To watch the fight,
load yourselves with savories...
and mixed fruit juice.
Dude, shall I order a sweet lime juice
without sugar for me?
Order two!
Because I'll be tired after the fight.
Go!
Hey, he's going to beat him!
Damn! The live feed cut out
at a crucial moment.
Why are they beating him up?
One
Echa Subbu!
Boss, the jammers are on.
Please go back and switch it off.
I put a lot of effort
into switching it off.
Who switched it on?
It's me you moron!
Sir,
I'm here to check with you
about the Yoga positions
you taught me earlier.
The position is correct.
But your approach is not correct.
Okay, sir.
I will go back the same way I came in.
-Go back!
-Thank you, sir!
He has mentioned
that he can fight 100 people.
Viral! Viral!
This is going to rock the internet.
Hey, who's beating my son?
-Hey, stop him!
-Come over here.
-Hey, what's happening?
-It's all an act.
We set it all up.
We switched off the jammers,
set up cameras, and are streaming live.
We're going to expose Suriyan.
The jammers are not switched off.
Look! I switched it back on.
Why daddy?
-Uncle!
-Hey!
Who are you people?
How dare you beat up my son?
-Shut up!
-Vas, are you okay?
Shut up!
Dude, I thought you were acting.
Do you know the magnitude of the problem
Bloody, your son has created
for my flourishing business.
And the damage it cost...
my sleep, my peace, and my mental health.
Don't you understand?
Don't you understand?
[Recites literature]
[Recites Kural]
Don't you understand?
You don't understand, either
the magnitude of the problem
that you're creating for my son.
And for relationships across the world.
Dheema, do you really want this?
Think about it.
They'll kill you with their philosophy.
Cutie, just listen to me.
Are you okay
if Vibe Vassey dies because of you?
His Dad won't mind
because he already lost a daughter.
So, he's okay to lose another child.
He's used to it now.
But are you?
I'll give you 4 days time.
Find someone and get married.
Then make a post saying,
"LIK is always right."
I will like and share the post.
If you don't, then on the 5th day
Vibe Vassey died of a heart attack...
And I'll post saying
that's why LIK gave a score of 3%.
You can neither like or share that post.
Dheema!
You both can never unite in this life.
Neither will I let it happen.
Understand?
LIK is always right.
Here you go.
-Doctor, this tablet.
-Follow this prescription.
-Okay, sir.
-Where's the next patient?
Give me that file.
What is this Dude?
They caught me off guard.
I started to feel dizzy.
Why is there no sugar in it?
Didn't you ask for
sugar-free sweet lime juice?
-You did, right?
-Yes, I did.
Anyway, we got a viral content to post.
Your father...
Switched on the jammer
and messed it up.
Operation disaster!
My father?
Also, Dheema left in the morning.
Oh, her 7 days are up.
I forgot due to the beatings to my head.
That's not why she left.
She left you for good.
She left, dude.
Your love...
They destroyed your love, dude.
It seems like Vassey and I
will never get together.
Perhaps LIK's love score was correct, Amma.
But Suriyan is threatening to kill him.
He's a poor thing.
It's always running on my mind...
How can I live happily with the fear
that he will harm Vasu anytime?
If I want to keep him safe...
I must find someone soon to marry.
I don't care who I marry.
Let's just upload a post
that Suriyan asked for.
Please, Ma.
Please!
I don't care who I marry.
Suddenly if you choose to
marry someone else...
All I know is...
When they panic and turn around
to see who would marry them...
And I'll be standing right there.
Jolly, step aside.
Ashwin!
-Bro, excuse me.
-Who's this?
Ashwin, this is Dheema.
-Hi, Dheema.
-Hi!
Do you both wish to talk in private?
Sure!
Jolly, shut the door and leave.
Someone who seemed strong
and unshakable has collapsed.
This is not fair.
I should have been
putting the ring on her finger.
I am supposed to hug her.
Those blessings should've been mine.
Neither me, a gym freak, got the girl.
Nor did the skinny Dude got the girl.
I miss you, Dheema.
Dheema!
Do you even realize what you're doing?
Unnecessarily,
why are you doing random things?
Vas, I can't bear the thought of it,
even if it's just a minor scratch.
I cannot live my life in fear.
What will you do
if a bunch of people come and threaten you?
You'll either get beaten up
or fall on their feet.
That day you flew away
for just one punch.
And you woke up the next day.
I feel sorry when I look at you.
Do you call this love?
30 days with 20 bottles of liquor.
15 songs. 10 movies.
Then you'll yell and cry to a few friends.
After you meet the next one...
Everything would've changed.
You will move on!
You always ask me to...
look into your eyes and speak.
I'm looking into your eyes, Vas...
Go away!
Please.
[Enakena cues in]
I'm looking into your eyes as I say this.
Go away.
Hi, my cute little rice cakes.
What are the odds?
I just got engaged to Ashwin.
You know what our love score is?
It's 91%.
You can blindly trust LIK.
Because LIK is always right.
Dheema.
Dheema.
Dheema, one last time, let's go to Suriyan,
like you mentioned
I'll plead to him to spare us alone.
Dheema, what's all this?
Later you can decide what you want to do.
Bro, can I take away Dheema today?
Taking her where?
Anyway, you're getting married to her.
-I have a few things I must do.
-Bro!
I hope you understand.
-What?
-Please, brother.
-I don't get it.
-Only if you permit, can I take her.
Dheema, I already told you.
Bro, you see...
Hey!
I've known her for 10 years.
And he has known her for a year.
Damn you!
You've known her for a minute
yet you're thinking about it.
I'm a senior, yet I don't mind.
Damn it, say okay.
-Are you going to or shall I curse you?
-No, I will--
Okay.
You know what our love score is?
It's 91%.
You blindly trust what LIK says.
Because LIK is always right.
Subbu, they're here.
Shall I bring them in?
Sir!
Who's disturbing?
He wanted to fall on your feet
and seek forgiveness.
That's why I brought them in.
If you're not okay with it.
I'll send them away.
How come you've come here
with your ex-girlfriend?
Sir, she's not my Ex yet.
That day, you caught me off guard.
Also, you threatened her.
She got scared as well.
Sister, please make some space.
Sit down.
Suriyan is not as dangerous as you think.
So, if I beat him up once
in your presence...
...you'll overcome your fear.
Then you can decide
if you wish to be my Ex or my wife.
That's what I told her
and brought her here.
But I feel bad about beating you
in front of so many people
I'll give you 2 minutes.
Ask everyone to leave.
I'll wait.
Mister, what I like about you
is you do everything with confidence.
Sir, I'm not in the mood to wait.
Hey, everyone leave.
I wanna beat him.
I ought to!
Vas!
Don't worry.
One!
Sit down.
Spicy snacks for a spicy fight.
Fiery treats for fiery fight.
Finally, mixed fruit juice to quench.
Eat your snacks and watch the fight.
Two!
Eat.
Hear me now...
Gonnna gonna gonna...
Take you down...
Never never never...
Whack you down...
Wanna wanna wanna...
Watch me just...
Burn you down...
Is it burning
Blazing Blazing
Is it blazing
Splitting, splitting, splitting
Im a big shot
Ill lift you up and smash you down.
My whole vibe is
Full of attitude and swagger
-Suriyan, sir!
-Hold him back!
-You didn't say, three.
-We're running out of time.
A blackened beast
Will crush you ruthlessly
Sir, please spare them for us.
Without even knowing whos who
This guy
Hes thrown a power challenge,
Brother
Ill hit and wipe you out
Tear you apart
Youll get stuck and scream
Say "Ah" for a bold, rowdy strike
"Thee" for a turning counter-hit
"So" for a spinning smack
"Ma" for a folding, crushing blow
Bro! Kill him!
You will have to go through me
to hit my brother.
If I strike you hard...
...no one could gauge the impact of it.
Hey!
You won't return alive.
Boys, come on!
Bring it on!
Oh, trying a new trick?
Here you go, Vibe!
Knock him down!
Say "Ah" for a bold, rowdy strike
"Thee" for a turning counter-hit
"So" for a spinning smack
"Ma" for a folding, crushing blow
Say "Eh" for a leaping attack
"Ee" for a pulling strike
"Ko" for a burning, explosive hit
"Na" for a knockout punch
Say "Ah" for a bold, rowdy strike
"Thee" for a turning counter-hit
"So" for a spinning smack
"Ma" for a folding, crushing blow
Say "Eh" for a leaping attack
"Ee" for a pulling strike
"Ko" for a burning, explosive hit
"Na" for a knockout punch
Vassey, no!
No Vassey!
I ought to!
Hey, humans!
Can't you see your Boss is stuck?
Hey, humans!
COO! HR! PR!
Hey, help me.
Call us by our names.
Hey, Ramesh, Raja, Arun, Suresh, Rahul!
Address us correctly
by our respective names.
We'll help!
You don't even know our names.
Hey!
I warned you not to make this iron hand.
You never listened, Brother!
No, no, no!
Bro!
Bro!
Hey, Vasu! Vasu, don't!
Vassey!
Hey!
I'm not a robot.
Have you gone mad?
-Didn't I tell you before?
-She's human!
That she's not a robot.
Bloody rascal,
I did not get paid to fight.
-Hey, Dear, don't go!
-Damn you!
Dear! Selena!
Hey, Selena!
Get lost!
Yeah! So, what?
I cannot have a robot for every need.
He never mentioned it to me either.
What if you had done something mischievous?
That's why he did not tell you.
I got the drive, I got the moves
Am gonna blast you up
I break the cage, I never lose
Am gonna tear you down
I got the style, I got the grooves
Am gonna wipe you out
I'm gonna chase you down
Without even knowing whos who
This guy
Hes thrown a power challenge,
Brother
Subbu!
H.A. Subbu!
Sir!
I'm coming, sir!
Subbu, don't go.
Subbu, don't do it!
I'll handle it, Sir.
-Subbu!
-I'll handle it, Sir.
Sir! Sir!
I'll handle it, Sir.
I'll handle it, Sir.
Sir, why are you bleeding?
-I ought to.
-I'll handle it, Sir.
I'll handle it, Sir.
I'll handle it, Sir.
I'll handle it, Sir.
Two elbows.
One knee!
Deadly blow
Hey, lift him.
Call for the air ambulance.
I'm sparing you 'cause you're old.
Please leave.
Dude, sweet lime juice without sugar.
Dheema you can reject me
and marry anyone you like.
That's your wish.
After a few years if someone asks
why did we break up?
The app rejected it.
It did not suit you.
You're afraid.
You can give any reason
why you rejected me.
But don't say it's for my sake.
Don't take pity and disrespect
my love for you.
It's because I...
I can take good care of my beloved ones.
Hey, please drop her home.
Dheema, to forget in 30 days...
and delete everything inside me...
I'm not a phone, Dheema.
Vas! Please hear me out.
Sir, umbrella, sir.
It all began because of it.
Ma'am, thank you.
Ma'am, hey!
I'll take good care of your heart.
Sorry, Vas!
You can't use phone at my place.
It's okay. It's there at my house.
That's enough.
When I'm angry I swear a lot.
I don't like it when you use foul language.
Fine, I won't swear anymore.
Okay?
Hi, my little savories.
What are the odds?
I'm going to spend my live with
the voice I spoke to all my life.
He is my 100% match.
Say something, Vibe.
Think positive.
Positive things will follow.
This is going to be my last post.
Protect your energies!
Show me the way
To lie right by your side
Will destiny let me
Belong to you so deeply?
The world may have progressed rapidly.
What a heart could do
can't be done by a machine.
As humans one thing we diligently do is...
Love!
Why should we hand that to a machine?
Another important thing.
It doesn't matter
which generation we belong to.
No one is allowed to watch
someone else's wife bathing.
It goes for the app or the God itself.
Mr. Suriyan, your app subscription
dropped by 30,000.
This shows the people are enlightened
So, Love Insurance Kompany, app...
...is indefinitely suspended.
Senate adjourned!
Hi-Lo, my LIK family.
Hereafter, I won't be available
to answer your questions.
Because they've banned me.
But before I shut down
I wanted to share a few things.
In these 5 years, one thing
that I could not comprehend is
Why does one fall in love?
Despite everything matches why do
they not fall in love with each other?
Even though you avoid someone
why do they always be around you?
Why do you fight?
Why do you get back together?
After getting back together
why do you again fight?
Despite getting hurt why do
they forgive and love you back?
Even though you love a person
why do you keep hurting them?
An ordinary employee
is extremely loyal.
But why can't you stay loyal to the person
who loves you unconditionally?
Anger, jealousy, greed, angst, violence,
You all know these are futile emotions.
Yet you feel them and waste your time.
I realised that humans' depth of love
and its reasons
can't be measured by any app.
To cut it short
I'm not able to understand humans.
However, I will learn and
understand it well and return.
And when I return...
What a heart could do...
Humans!
I will do a better job than you all.
Hey, AI, it's fine
that you want to help us in life.
But it's not fine for you
to live our lives.
For all your endeavors to go well...
we will be always there for you.
Love Insurance Kompany.
Hey, LIK?
LIK?
LIK?
LIK?
-LIK?
-LIK?
LIK?