Little Angels (2025) Movie Script
1
- The
give is to Foster,
who breaks free and
walks into the end zone.
That puts this game out of reach
and another national
championship in reach
for coach Jake Rogers and
the Tatum University Tigers,
his second in five years.
It looks like Rogers
are going to let Shipley
kick the extra point.
She's making
history here, folks.
And the kick is off
the upright! Oh!
The first female player
in a collegiate
national championship
and she bounces it
off the upright.
Great effort, but
that's gotta hurt.
- And shank you very much.
You remember that girl?
Unlucky number 13.
That's sophomore soccer
player Joelle Shipley,
you remember her.
She's the one that
missed that PAin the national
championship game
for the Tatum University Tigers,
and she was just cut
from the team this week.
Wait till you hear, my friends,
what Tiger coach Jake the Snake
Rogers had to say about it.
- Look, the game was over.
I thought I'd give her a shot,
but she was terrible. Okay?
She had no business
being out there.
She's a soccer player.
You know, we're in America.
Newsflash, soccer's for girls.
- Are you kidding me?
Open mouth, insert foot.
Insert fist.
Let's set the stage here, now
we're coming off the heels
of the second national
championship in five years.
I get it,
unquestionably talented,
but I guess we'll call him
outspoken coach Jake Rogers,
who I'll remind you,
notably quit playing
professional football
in the prime of his career,
is now in hot water
for those comments.
Standing next to coach and
seen laughing at his comments
is former, former Tiger
Athletic Director Frank Polk,
who is now out of the job.
Tatum University
President Susan Marquee,
had this to say
about Coach Rogers.
- You're an idiot.
- Come on, Susan.
- We fired Frank.
- He's probably on his boat
in the Bahamas. Celebrating.
- Your new athletic
director is Charli Martin.
- Never heard of him.
- Jake, you're a great coach,
but if it was up to me,
you'd be out of a job.
- But it's not up to
you, now is it, Susan?
- The board of
trustees seems to think
winning football games is
more important than equality.
- Well, newsflash, it is.
- Life isn't all
about winning, Jake.
- Of course it is.
- Get out.
- I, I am so sorry.
I apologize.
- No worries. It's my fault.
I'm, I'm not really
sure where I'm going.
- What office are
you looking for?
- The president's office.
- Well, that, that's right here.
- Oh.
- Well, be careful, she's
a little bit militant,
if you know what I mean.
- No, what do you mean?
- Yes. What do you mean?
- And here she is. Look at that.
- Well, I'm glad you two have
met. Saves me the trouble.
- We just sort of
ran into each other.
- Yeah, like, bang.
- Well, I'm Charli Martin,
the new athletic director.
- Your boss.
Charli, I like your bag.
- Oh, thank you. It's vegan.
- Really?
- Seriously?
Charli is a woman?
- Perceptive.
- Charli's not even a
woman's name. It's like Jo.
- Actually, Jo is
gender neutral.
- Gender neutral? What is-
- And it's Charli with an I.
- Of course it is, yeah.
- Charli is very qualified
for this position.
She has a PhD in psychology,
a master's degree
in Women's Studies,
and is an accomplished
athlete in her own right.
- Women's Studies.
And you're an athlete?
- Cross country four years.
- Cross country's not even
a sport. It's like hiking.
- I have a meeting.
Charli, the board and I have
agreed on the sanctions.
Could you please
explain them to coach
- Sanctions? What sanctions?
Susan? What sanctions?
- Let's grab a cup of coffee.
- I've got a medium
chai tea latte,
three pumps skim milk,
light water, no foam.
Extra hot for coach.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- And a black coffee for?
- Charli. Thanks.
- Here you go.
- Coach, your
money's no good here.
Just keep winning
football games.
- Thank you. I will.
Because winning is what I do.
- Excuse me, $3 please.
- Let's go, Coach Jake.
- Hey. Hey.
- Keep it up!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Number one, number one!
- Tatum Tigers, boys,
Tatum Tigers.
- Hey, can I have some coffee?
- Look, girls playing
soccer.
- Coach, I am so
sorry to bother you.
We are huge fans.
Asher says he's gonna
play for you one day.
Would you mind if we just
get a real quick picture?
- Yeah, picture. Go
ahead, go ahead, come on.
Stay right. There you go.
Heisman, right here. Hey,
now you stay right there.
What? Hey!
- Thank you.
So cool. Thank you, coach.
- Dad, that was awesome.
- Kids. Yuck, ick.
- You're not being fired.
- I know that.
- But you're suspended
indefinitely, without pay.
You are to perform 50
hours of community service
and attend 50 hours of a
sensitivity training seminar
before you can be considered
for reinstatement.
- I make $5 million a year.
- Not this year. Unless-
- The university brings
in $50 million a year
as a direct result of
my football program.
- The football program is not
yours, it's the university's.
You represent the university.
And your attitude toward women
is turning this university
into a national joke.
- Lemme think.
No, no, no, no, no.
No way. Forget it.
- In that case,
you're terminated.
Breach of contract, violation
of the code of conduct,
and section 13c
of your contract.
- What are you a lawyer too?
- Yes I am.
Or you can just quit.
- Quit, no. Quit? I never quit.
I don't even know
what quit means.
No, I will not quit.
- What about
professional football?
You quit that, didn't you?
- No, I did not quit.
I walked away on my own terms
on top, when I wanted to.
- Tomato, tomato.
- You know, you
know what you are,
you're like, you're like
a sheep in wolf clothing.
- I, I, I think
what you mean is a-
- No, I know what I mean.
And I know what you are.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, tell me, what am I?
- You are a-
- Knockout.
Coach, you sure you
ain't got a concussion?
- I don't have a concussion.
I might have just blacked out.
It's, ow!
For like one quick second.
But who knew soccer
balls were so hard?
- Maybe Shipley would know.
You know she's back on the team.
The, the girl kicker?
You've gotta be kidding me.
- Nope, full ride scholarship.
- Thank you. What a week.
You, you heard the news, right?
- I heard it. You got suspended.
Talked to your attorney,
she says it's legit too.
Straight from the board.
So now what?
- That new AD is a ballbuster.
- Yeah, but she fine.
See-
- What?
- What?
- If I do this
sensitivity seminar
and this, this community service
stuff, I can be reinstated.
- Okay. We need you to do that
coach, 'cause we need you.
- All right, here's the plan.
- Coach, come on.
- You'll become the
interim head coach.
- I'm sorry? Who?
- I, I'll still be
the real head coach.
- Who me?
- No, I, I'll be in your ear
talking to you on the side,
like I'm standing
right next to you.
- Coach, I'm not ready for that.
- Yes you are. We can do this.
- Come on, D. We have another
national championship to win.
Hit that.
- I got you coach.
- Is this the
sensitivity seminar?
- Who's asking?
- Me.
- And you are?
- Coach Jake Rogers.
- Coach Jake Rogers. Yes,
I know exactly who you are.
- Ah, well then why'd you ask?
- Well, you're early.
The seminar doesn't
start until five.
- Ah, in my world, if
you're 10 minutes early,
you're five minutes late.
- So in your world, you're
always 15 minutes early.
- Yes, I am.
- I don't like that.
I prefer punctuality. I
like people to be on time.
I don't like early.
So come back at five, please.
That's in 15 minutes.
Do you have another
question for me?
- No.
- Then goodbye.
Welcome to the
sensitivity seminar.
My name is Leslie Shannon
and I am your sensitivity
development guide.
- You have two first names.
- Excuse me?
- You have two first
names, Leslie and Shannon.
They're both girls' names.
It's weird.
- What if I were to
fail you right now?
Wouldn't be very sensitive
of me, would it? Yes.
Nor was what you said to me.
So I'll need you to keep
your mouth shut for now.
Ears open, yeah.
You're all faculty here
at Tatum University,
which means you all screwed up,
which means your
future is in my hands.
- What do you teach?
- Don't worry about it.
Gym.
- Let's grab a seat, root
ourselves to the ground,
and get to work on
being more sensitive.
- Double D. Season
opener tomorrow.
How's Jackson?
- He looks sharp, okay?
Team looks great,
coach, Washington won't
know what hit 'em.
- Injuries?
- Nothing, nothing too serious.
- Excellent. I went through
all the practice footage.
Did you get my game plan?
- Yeah, I did. It,
it looks great.
- All right, I'll be
in your headset, D,
Like I'm standing
right next to you.
- You better be, coach.
- Oh yeah.
- Hey!
- All right, I'm at my
community service assignment.
I'll call you after practice.
- Okay,
let's try give and go.
- Coach Rogers?
- No, no.
- Yeah, you are.
I recognize you.
- No, no.
- Yeah.
Richard Dragon, lead
commissioner. I'm a big fan.
I've been following
your coaching career
for a long, long time.
And I have to say, I
think you are the best.
Absolute best, yeah, top man.
- Thank you.
- And now you're our new coach.
- Uh, no. No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
See, I got a call,
I got a call from Charli
Martin at Tatum University
that says you owe us some
community service, coach.
- I'm a football coach.
- Well, where I come
from this is football.
- Well, you're in America, okay?
This isn't football.
This is soccer.
It's girls' soccer
and I'm not doing it.
- Yeah, see, Charli warn
me, you might say that
and she instructed
me to tell you
that if you do not complete
your community service,
you will be terminated.
Or you could just quit.
- I don't quit,
okay. I never quit.
- What about professional
football? Didn't you quit that?
- No, why? Why
does everybody, no.
Okay. You know what, fine.
I'll coach. I'll coach,
is that, who's that?
Is that my team right there?
They look pretty good.
- The best.
League champions
five years running,
been playing together
since they could walk.
- Okay. Easy peasy.
- That's not your team.
See, that is the Dragons.
Your team is,
TBNL.
- TBNL?
- Yeah. To be named later.
New addition to the
league this year.
They don't practice until 10,
so you're 15 minutes early.
Yeah.
- Right.
- South field.
- Great.
Thank you, Richard. Or
should I call you Dick?
- No, Richard's fine.
- Are you guys the
team to be named later?
You guys speak English?
- We're girls, not guys.
And I speak English.
- Well, good for you.
And the rest of you girls,
do you speak English?
- Who are you?
- I'm Jake and I guess
I'm your new coach.
- Yay.
- I guess we don't care.
- Hey, what are
you reading there?
- The Bible.
- Why?
- Eternal salvation. Duh.
- All right, anybody
have a soccer ball?
No? No, soccer, nothing?
All right, here's the deal.
I want you guys to all run
over to that tree over there,
let's run over there
and lemme see what
kinda athletes you are.
Let's go.
Run on over. Go, don't go
at once, but go run now.
Go, go, go, go, go,
go. Chop, chop.
Let's go. You can
do it. You got it.
- You say chop chop
because I'm Asian?
- I, I don't have my whistle.
Are you on the team?
Okay, could you just
go and run over there,
like all the rest of the
team, Asian or not, please.
Or you can walk.
Oh, great.
So I get the reject team. Great.
Where do you kids
keep coming from?
- You don't like kids?
- No.
Want a piece of licorice?
- Stranger danger.
Stranger danger.
I'm the coach!
- It'll be okay.
Just peed his pants a little.
- I didn't, I didn't pee.
I just, I was, I
spilled my water.
- I taught her to be careful
with strangers who offer candy?
- Who is she?
- Frankie, my
little police cadet.
- Is she on the team?
- Yep.
- My bad.
- And she's the goalie.
- Okay, she's the
goalie. You got it.
- Interesting first
day, yeah, coach?
Soccer's tougher than
you thought, yeah?
So, I'll see you at
1:00 PM tomorrow, yeah?
- For what?
- Oh, your first game.
North field against the Dragons.
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah. Is that a problem?
- Well, yeah, it's the
first game of the season.
Washington.
- No, it's against the Dragons.
- Oh, that's right, because
I'm a girls' soccer coach.
It's perfect.
- Perfect.
- That's great.
Thank you so much.
- What?
- That's my chair.
- What?
- Oh, rules and regs.
- Thank you.
Thanks, Dick.
- Richard.
- Hey!
What, what is, what is this?
- Handicap? Next time
it would be towed.
Pick up the litter.
- Yes, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen,
make some noise for your
Tatum University Tigers!
- All right, let's do this.
Great.
It's opening game
for the defending
national champion Tigers,
ranked number five in the polls
after the suspension of their
head coach, Jake Rogers.
They certainly have the talent,
but can they repeat
without their leader?
- Dragons!
Dragons!
- All right, uh, we got
uniforms or anything like that?
- Um, you're the coach.
- Aren't you supposed
to have the uniforms?
- Uh, nobody told me anything.
We have an equipment guy
or anything like that.
- Guess you forgot to
read your rules and regs.
You're supposed to pick
up your gear last night.
- Last night?
Why didn't you tell me?
- Well, it was right there
in the rules and regs.
Probably should have read those.
- I got tased, bro.
So why don't you
open it up right now
so my team can get dressed.
- Ah, sorry. I've
got a game to coach.
Guess you forfeit.
- Why are you wearing
a Dragon shirt,
and why are you doing this?
- Well, I'm the coach, have
been for the last five years.
You know, I know you're the
great American football coach,
but when it comes to soccer,
you're looking at the
very best right here.
I could run circles
round you any day, yeah?
- No, you can't.
- Hey.
- Forfeit, yeah?
You all right, Dragons.
- It's a forfeit.
- Bring it in.
That's another one
for the streak, yeah?
- Okay, great. Sorry,
guys, girls, whatever.
I guess, I'll see you
Tuesday at practice.
- Great
- Coach.
What about a friendly?
- No, not feeling
real friendly today.
- but why not? We've
got everyone here.
- Yeah. Let 'em play.
- Let's scrimmage.
- No, no. I, I have to-
- Scrimmage!
- Okay, we're gonna scrimmage.
Let's scrimmage, guys.
- Prepare for scrimmaging.
- It's a big
opportunity for Darren Davis
to step out from the
shadow of Rogers.
But it's also a lot of
pressure on the young coach.
We'll see if he's up for it.
- All right, let's
huddle up here.
Huddle up, come on.
Huddle up, huddle up.
Huddle up, everybody.
- What's a huddle?
- It's when we all get in
a little circle like this
and we talk.
- That's stupid.
- Well, do it anyway.
Look, we're gonna
forfeit today, all right?
- Embarrassing.
- No, it's the first
game of the season
and we don't have a chance.
So just get out
there and run around
and see what we got, okay?
All right, let's bring
it in. Bring it in.
Everybody, hands in.
Come on. Let's go, team.
Hands in. Hands in.
Let's go, we're gonna go, uh,
what, what's the
name of our team?
- We don't have a name.
- Okay, well team on three.
Ready? One, two, three, team!
- Team.
All right, that's, you
guys, that's not great.
Come on, let's go.
Jump out there.
Move, move, move, move, move.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
No wait, other side.
We're on the other side.
Go to the other side.
Everybody, everybody.
Hey, attitude, how many
players on each side?
- 11.
- Mm-hmm.
We have nine. Can
we play with nine?
- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right, let's go.
Get, move, move.
We got this, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
Somebody get in the goal.
Frankie. Frankie,
you get in the goal.
Your dad said you're the goalie
and I'm not gonna
mess with him, so.
- Coach, good luck
hug before the game?
- No, no huggies. No Huggies.
No. You get out there.
Come on, come on.
Come on, let's go.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
That way. All
right, there we go.
Make it happen. Get out there.
Okay.
Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Praying for you.
- Praying for me?
Why?
- Because you need it.
- Would you mind, uh, praying
for me out there on the field?
All right.
Okay, thank you.
There we go.
I gotta get me one
of these chairs.
Sweet. Let's go, let's do this.
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah.
Referee, it's all on you, baby.
Just line up anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
- If coach calls, put
him in the cradle, okay?
Make sure, soon as he calls.
- The
Tigers won the toss
and they're lined
up ready to receive.
- Double D.
- You had me nervous, coach.
- Ha. Perfect.
All right, here we go.
- The
kick is high and deep.
Brennan will return
from the two.
He dances around and, oh,
hit very hard at the 11.
He's lucky he didn't
fumble that one.
- Let's shock 'em.
Yo to bronze dealt,
P fire flood.
Yo to bronze dealt,
P fire flood.
Sell the ball fake.
- Tigers
minus head coach Jake Rogers
line up for their first
play from scrimmage.
All eyes on all American
running back, Steven Foster.
Jackson has a man deep.
Todd all alone.
He's got it! And they're
not gonna catch him.
Just like that, 85
yards and a touchdown.
- Yes!
- The Tigers score
on the first play
from the scrimmage.
- Yes! That's how you do it.
That's how you get it done!
That's six! Yes!
All right. All right.
- Did he just celebrate
a goal against us?
- He did.
- Yeah! Dragons!
- That was good one.
- It was.
- Punt it, pin him deep.
- Did he just tell them to punt?
Oh, it's a nice
kick. Angled for the corner.
And a great play by the Tigers.
Washington is now pinned first
and goal from their own two.
And the Tigers score
again, 34 to nothing.
Wow!
- That's what I'm talking about!
They look every bit
the national champions
from a year ago.
- Yes. Booyah.
- All right, so
here's a question.
You think Tatum University
is missing suspended
head coach Jake Rogers?
Think again.
A 42 nothing thumping
of Washington today.
I said 42 nothing,
they won 42 to squat.
And it begs the question,
are these Tigers just so
good, so loaded, so talented,
that who cares about
the head coach?
Who cares about Rogers?
- I called that game
today, you jerk.
Gracias.
Maria, bunch of ranch
water, por favor?
- Ranch water coming up.
- Thank you.
Coach!
Great job today, man.
- Congratulations,
D, you looked fantastic.
- Man, thank you to you.
Thanks to you, coach.
- Yeah, well tell that
to Sports Network.
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
I'll talk to you tomorrow,
we'll start game
planning for New Mexico.
- Okay, you got it, coach.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Whoo! Yeah!
- Do you think I'm stupid?
- Is that a trick question?
- You're not allowed to
talk to the football team
or the coaching staff for the
duration of your suspension.
- I know.
- Look, I know
you coached today.
If you break the rules,
you will be terminated.
This is my last warning.
- Fine. I won't talk to the
football coaches anymore.
- Well, hello.
Hi, welcome to Adobe Cantina.
I'm Maria, the owner.
You're new. What
can I get for you?
- I'll just have
whatever he's having.
- Ranch water. Good
choice.
- You really
think you're a good coach?
- I know I am.
- Then prove it. Turn your
soccer team into winners.
- They're
really a bunch of losers.
- Yeah, but if you're
such a good coach,
then you could turn
them into winners.
- I could do that.
- Then do it.
- I could
- Then do it.
- I might.
- Do it.
- I will.
- Okay.
- Okay. I'll do it.
- All right.
- Good.
You know what, why
don't you put your money
where your mouth is.
- What?
- I believe in my
coaching ability so much,
I'll bet you your job
that I could turn those
rejects into league champions.
- Rejects?
- That's what they are.
I win, you quit.
- I win, you quit. Bet?
- Bet.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.
- All right.
- Good luck.
- Good luck to you.
- Have fun.
- I'm having fun. This is fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
What just happened?
- Maria, can, can,
can you put the,
that, that soccer
on my TV, please?
- That soccer on
your football TV?
- Yeah, yeah. Please.
- Okay.
- So, what happened?
You scared her off.
- Why do they do
that? That's ridiculous.
He didn't even touch him.
- That is soccer.
- Go, go! Ha! Goal!
- Goal!
- Orders up.
- There you go, there
you go, there you go. Oh!
That's good. Really good.
You look dead.
That's great.
Good job, but don't just
lay there like that.
Move around like you're
like, got electrocuted.
Yeah. Ow. It really hurts.
Like, roll around like
you got shot or something.
- Oh, my leg!
- Yeah. Like that.
See this, guys. See that?
All right, let's try it again.
Jump up. Jump up, Tiny Sharon.
Here we go, everybody.
You're running, you're
running, you're running and.
Oh yeah. Oh, like
you're electrocuted.
Amala, your leg is
broken. Oh my gosh.
All right, that's
good, try it again.
Up we go, up we go.
And we're running and a bad
Dragon gets near you and.
Oh! brilliant job.
That's what I'm talking
about. All right.
You're electrocuted, like
you're electrocuted. Ah!
Yeah, that's good.
- What is he doing?
- Resonate with that sound.
What is your problem
with women, coach?
- I don't have a
problem with women.
- How's that feel?
- I, I don't like it.
- How about that?
- I, I really don't like it.
- It makes you angry, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Burning sensation here.
- Yeah.
- Sit with that
feeling for a while.
A man's man like yourself.
- Sometimes the best
man for the job isn't,
you know what I mean, coach?
- Sister.
- No, do not do that.
- It don't mean a thing if
it ain't got that swing.
Right, Isadorable?
- Yeah.
- Consider this,
nowadays a flight attendant
can get a pilot pregnant.
Think about it.
- What, what does that mean?
What?
- Of course you have
a problem with women.
Who hurt you?
- You did.
When, When you slapped my face.
- Wrong answer.
This is the work,
people. This is the work.
- All right, team.
I've got goodies.
Here we go, got a box
right here for you guys.
Balls.
And, hey, Bertha, I
brought my own chair.
Guess what? It's
bigger than yours.
What's up?
Yeah, that's right.
Uniforms, jerseys, jerseys
with no numbers, nothing.
- Yeah, your sponsor is
supposed to put them on.
- All right, well who's
our sponsor, Dick?
- Um, you don't have one.
- Then I'll sponsor us.
- Doesn't really
work like that, mate.
- Well then how
does it work, mate?
- Find a, a local business.
Unfortunately, without those
numbers on the uniforms,
you're gonna have
to forfeit again.
- Forfeit again?
- Yeah. Rules and regs, mate.
Rules and regs.
See ya later.
- Another forfeit?
This sucks!
- Hey, hey!
- You suck, coach!
- Bertha, easy
with the language.
Go get that ball.
Yeah. Go get that ball.
Look, all we need is
numbers, right guys? Girls?
I got it.
I got it.
- About
time we have numbers.
Probably still gonna get killed.
Let's go.
- Yeah, lovely. Yeah. Well done.
- Time out.
Time out. Time out.
- There's no timeouts in soccer.
Get off the field, coach.
- Get up, get up, team,
get up. Everybody up.
Tevy, Tevy, Tevy, listen to me.
Hey, tell everybody that
someone has to be near them
when they fall down, okay?
- Guys, someone has to be
near you when you fall.
- No, the goalie's not
supposed to fall down.
Hey, how old is that girl?
What is she, like 30?
Come on, ref, who
checks this stuff?
Look at the size
differential. That's a joke.
- Ooh!
- Come on.
- Clipping.
- What was that?
- Seriously? Get up.
- The
Tiger's having a tough time
getting their claws out today.
New Mexico's frustrating
interim head coach Darren Davis
with their blitzing 4-3 defense,
and Davis, not handling
it well, to say the least.
- Come on, double D.
They're daring you.
Go up top, let your
players make plays.
Go up top to Todd. They can't
stop him, not one-on-one.
- That doesn't sound
like soccer speak.
- I'm just listening
to it, okay?
I mean, that's legal, right?
Shouldn't you be at the game?
Aren't you the
athletic director?
- I don't travel to away games
Besides, I'd rather be here.
- Oh, keeping an eye on me.
- Don't flatter yourself.
Go, Tevy!
Use those wheels!
- How do, how do
you know her name?
- Come on!
- Oh, hey, she's fast.
- Tevy, are you okay?
Talk to me.
- Hey, relax, relax, she's fine.
She's our best little actress.
Good job. Good job.
- What? What are
you talking about?
- Hi, mom.
- Hi, baby.
- Why'd she call your mom?
- What, what are you doing?
- What?
I don't know. I saw it on TV.
- That stuff stinks.
- Sorry.
- Is that deodorant? It's
supposed to be cold spray.
- It doesn't matter.
It's ridiculous.
Doesn't do anything anyway.
- That stuff stinks.
- Sorry, why did
she call you mom?
- She's okay. Line it
up, penalty kick, let's go.
- Hold, one second, ref.
She took a tough
foul there, okay?
- You good?
- Of course.
- Good.
- Kick it hard.
Top corner, okay?
- Okay.
- Come on, Tevy.
You got this.
You taught her to take a
dive? To pretend she tripped?
To cheat?
- No, that's not
cheating. That's soccer.
That's what they do all the
time. Why did she call you mom?
- Because I am her mother.
- Come on, Sabrina!
- Let's go, let's go.
Watch her eyes, watch her eyes.
They're gonna tell you
where she's gonna go, okay?
- Come on, Tevy.
Blast it by her.
- Oh.
You gotta work on that.
Who are you?
- High five!
- All right, um, you
guys are doing good.
How about a little less falling
down in this half, okay?
And, and Frankie,
no falling for you,
'cause if you fall,
it's a goal, you know.
Look, in football, it pays
to be aggressive, right?
To get mean and get tough.
To get your mean on.
So in the second half here,
let's get mean and tough.
Let's get our mean on, okay?
Throw some elbows, you know,
mix it up a little bit.
All right? And it
starts right here.
Your eyes and your face,
get your game face on.
Lemme see your game
face, like this.
All right, let's do that.
We'll give 'em the game face.
team on three. One,
two, three, team!
- Team!
- All right, go, go, go, go.
Get mean, get mean.
All right, let's rock and roll.
All right.
Hope that works.
Go team, just like I told
you, get that mean on.
Show it to 'em.
- Get 'em, get 'em!
- That didn't work.
- Nope.
- No.
- Ugh!
Ow, my knee!
Ow, my knee.
Oh, Come on, ref!
- Come on, ref!
You gotta call that.
She tripped her.
Are you kidding me? Why would
you do that, she got tripped.
- It's a yellow card,
they've been flopping.
They've been flopping
the whole game, coach.
- Flopping? No, she
got tripped by the,
What, what is, what
is a yellow card?
- Okay, so yellow
card's a warning.
Second one, they're outta
the game. A red card.
- Like kicked outta the game?
- Yeah, like kicked
outta the game.
- Bertha, go away. Go away.
Can a coach get kicked
outta of the game?
- Yeah.
- All right, then kick me out.
Gimme a red card.
- What?
- Kick me outta the game.
Should I say it slower?
Kick me outta the game.
Give me a red card.
- I, I can't just kick you
outta the game for nothing.
- That's a stupid hat.
This is a stupid patch.
Kicking your stupid
little patch.
- That'll do it.
- Oh, are you kidding me?
- Gone.
- Oh, come on.
- You're outta here, coach.
- Are you kidding me?
- Go.
- What? I'm trying to
protect my players.
I can't believe this.
This is, I have to leave
the pitch now, right?
Okay, I'm leaving the
pitch. I have to go.
I can't coach. Debbie's
mom, you'll coach, okay?
You coach, take over.
Good luck, good luck.
- Great, now what?
- What are we gonna do?
- Okay. Sorry.
- Wow.
- And at halftime,
it's the Tatum Tigers
trailing New Mexico, 24 to 13.
- No, no, no.
Double D, you are
complicating things. Simplify.
You have better
athletes. Use them.
Let your players make plays.
- The Tigers came out
in the second half
and absolutely hammered
the New Mexico secondary
for four touchdowns.
One, two, three, four, four
touchdowns in the second half.
41-27 Tigers. It's a wrap.
- Coach, you were a little
shaky in the first half,
but you really turned it
around in the second half.
What did you change?
- Well, you know, we started
off, I complicated things,
but we simplified it, let
the players, you know,
make some plays
down the stretch.
But the real credit
goes to Coach Rogers.
You know, he's, you
know, that's our coach,
so shout out to coach.
- Thank you, coach.
- Thank you, Maddy.
- That coach wins
because he takes the advice
of a professional.
- A professional.
I am a great football coach,
but I don't know very
much about soccer.
So I got the help
of a professional.
She scored probably
the most famous goal
in US soccer history,
penalty kick.
It won the World Cup in 1999.
She is an icon. She is a legend.
So, team, I want you to
welcome Brandi Chastain.
- Look at this goal.
- Awesome.
Why'd she take her shirt off?
- I think she was hot.
- Makes sense.
- Ladies, it's so great
to be out here on
the field with you.
And I want you to remember,
every time you cross the line,
it's really important, one,
that you have belief and
confidence in yourself.
Because nobody will
give that to you
and nobody can take that away.
So remember to support each
other, encourage each other,
be there for one another.
And know that together
you can do anything.
Believe in yourself.
Compete, challenge, get
dirty, and get it done.
Yes, let's go.
All right, I love it. Excellent.
Yeah! Ooh, that's a good shot.
- Move like you
mean it. Go, go, go!
All right, well that's okay,
sometimes there's
missing pieces.
Yeah, all right.
Hey. Hi, Tevy's mom.
That was quite the surprise.
Hard to see the resemblance
between you and
your daughter there.
- She's adopted.
- You don't say.
- She's also the single
greatest you thing in my life.
- Okay. That's, that's cool.
She's pretty cool.
- Oh, I thought
you didn't my kids.
- I don't. But they grow
on you, like a fungus.
- Who hires Brandi Chastain
to coach a community
soccer league.
- Someone who wants to win.
- Someone who cheats to win.
- Oh no, that's not cheating.
That's, it's resourceful.
And it's expensive, by the way.
But you know what, her
Bossy Girls program,
it does a lot of good for girls.
- You have to be the coach.
- I am the coach. This
is a, it's a workshop.
No, this is a seminar.
- Having your players
taking dives is cheating.
- No, no, no. That is soccer.
I saw that on television.
That's what they
do, they fall down.
No one touches 'em
and they roll around
like they broke their leg.
What does it matter,
are you getting,
are you getting nervous?
- No.
- Maybe a little nervous?
- No.
- Okay, here
we go, here we go.
- What?
- Okay, here we go. There
we go, follow your path.
Good, follow your path.
Good. Hard dribble, go!
That's it, girls. Keep it up.
That's it, keep the
ball outside the cones.
Good job. That's well done.
- Brandi, this is awesome.
The girls are loving this
and I'm learning a ton.
And I have a little something
for the Bossy Girls.
Is that enough zeros there?
- Oh, man, that is huge.
That's gonna make a massive
impact for our girls.
Thank you so much.
- You're making a huge impact
for my girls right now.
You think we got a shot?
- No. No.
They're great girls.
They are great with team,
they have a great attitude
and their spirit is awesome.
But you're missing a couple
pieces, so good luck, coach.
See ya.
- Hey, what's the matter, Jake?
- Nothing, just bet my job
on a terrible girl's
soccer team, that's all.
You wouldn't have to know
any 12-year-old female superstar
soccer players, would you?
- Actually, I would miss.
- What?
- Gina and Trina.
You see them here every day.
, my daughters.
- You have kids?
- Ah, geez.
Come on.
- Oh!
- Look at that power.
- That's nothing,
Gina's the finesse.
Trina's the power.
Yeah!
- Sorry.
- No, no, no, no.
Keep kicking. Don't be sorry.
Oh! Ow.
We got a team. We got a team.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're not playing soccer.
- Look at this.
Are you kidding me?
- No. Hey, I need them at
the restaurant right now,
and when they're not there,
they need to be home studying,
'cause, Jake, school is
the most important thing
for their future.
And their grades
are not good enough,
so until they're better,
no soccer, come on.
- Maria.
- Okay. You know what?
There is a way,
but you're not gonna like it.
And that's the reason
the United States
is a constitutional
federal republic
and not a pure democracy,
because pure democracy
is just mob rule.
It's like two wolves and a lamb
deciding what's for dinner.
It's always gonna be the lamb.
- Yeah. Nice.s
- Hey, coach. What
is for dinner?
- Okay, come on.
- Here's a question.
Who are the better
athletes, men or women?
- Men.
- Coach?
- You're, you're not gonna
hit me again, are you?
- All things being equal,
women are the better athletes.
- Things aren't equal. Men
and women are different.
- Right.
- Agreed.
- Because they are
stronger and faster,
we have to work
harder, be better.
And we have to look
damn good doing it.
- Exactly.
- Are you kidding me?
- You may have a point.
- Do I look like
I'm kidding you?
Ginger Rogers did
everything Fred Astaire did,
but backwards and in high heels.
- Yeah, sister.
- Whoa, dude, you
guys aren't sisters.
- Dudes? Man, will
you just shut up?
- I think, therefore I'm single.
Do you wanna know what
I do when I'm alone?
- You know, sometimes you
gotta shoot a hostage.
- What?
- What?
- Man, you are
straight up crazy.
- Okay, team, here we go.
I want y'all to meet Gina and
Trina, your new teammates.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- They are very good. And
this is their mom, Maria.
She's also our new sponsor.
- We got a sponsor? Sweet.
- And new uniforms.
Come and get 'em.
- Here you go.
All right, dig in, dig in.
- Thank you so much
for bringing the girls.
- Oh, well, you know, don't
thank me. I, I said no.
It was all Jake.
- How did he convince
you to let them play?
- Oh, he's been waiting tables
for them at the restaurant
and tutoring them
for their classes.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go. Gina,
Trina, let's see what you got.
Let's go, let's go, team!
- Way to go, Gina and
Trina, way to go, team!
We got a team! We got a team!
- All right, All right.
Not bad, not bad.
- Let's go. Go.
Oh yes! Yes!
That's how do it!
That's how easy it is.
- Finally stepping
it up, yeah, coach?
- All right, that's
what I'm talkin' about!
Whoo! Good job.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Ooh!
No, no. She's all right.
She's all right,
she's totally fine.
- Penalty kick,
let's go. Line it up.
- She's our best
actor. Look at that.
She's up. She's fine.
- Don't choke this one.
I can see where you're
going right now.
I could block you from here.
I am so in your head. I own you!
- Way to go, Tevy!
- Come on!
- Drill this! Drill it!
Coach.
- Hold on a sec.
Hey, you all right?
- Why don't you have Gina
or Trina take the shot?
- Can I do that?
- Yeah.
- Anybody can take the shot?
- Yeah.
- Sweet!
Gina, you take the shot.
Good job. All right!
She's fine. She's totally,
no, she's totally fine.
She didn't wanna take the shot.
Did you know that any
player can take the shot,
not just the person
who was fouled?
I just learned that right now.
Let's go, Gina!
- Booyah, that's how we do
it! That's what we do best!
- Yes! That's what
I'm talkin' about!
- Great job! Yes!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, we won.
- Why didn't you
wanna take the shot?
- She's way better.
I just wanted to win.
- Okay, sweetie.
Next time.
- That's game.
- All right, great job
today. Well done, well done.
We need a name for
this team, okay?
So come up with some
suggestions and just,
just shout 'em out.
What do we got?
- The Winners.
- The Chili Peppers.
- The Bumblebees.
- Flaming Hot Tacos.
- No.
- Eh, no.
- Nah.
- Too long.
- The Cops.
- The Snakes.
- The Beans.
- The what?
- They Jumping Beans.
- That seems problematic.
- I got it, I got
it, I got it, ready?
The Farts.
- Yeah. No, no, no.
- How about the Whales?
- I can't call the Whale,
you guys are a bunch of little
devils, that's what you are.
- Hey. That's it.
- That's what?
- The Devils!
We're the Little Devils.
- Devils! Devils!
Devils! Devils! Devils!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know sometimes you can
act like little devils,
but mostly you girls
are little angels.
- Ooh, I like that. That's good.
Little Angels.
We're the Angels.
Let's celebrate.
Let's go, Angels on
three. One, two, three!
- Angels!
- Marco.
- Marco!
- Marco!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
- Why don't we try one of
the smaller slides first?
- What's the matter?
Are you scared?
- I, I don't like heights.
- Coach, go big or go home.
- I don't know.
- Coach, we go together. Team.
- Ah!
- All right, we play
these games one at a time.
Trust your teammates, it's
all about team. You got it?
Team on three. Let's go.
One, two, three, team!
- Team!
- All right, get out there.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
- Yes!
- Got your back.
- Come on, Frankie!
- Come on, Frankie! Whoo!
Good! Look at that.
Come on, Frankie! Fantastic!
- Nice job, girls.
- That's good defense!
- This place is awesome!
- Okay. Pizza, pizza!
- Pizza again.
- Yes.
- Pizza is the perfect food.
Every food group is
represented.
- Every food group
represented. Who knew that?
- Well.
- Wow, this place is incredible.
- Right?
- So, who are all
these happy people?
- I have no idea.
- Isn't this your place?
- No.
- What? It's not?
- It, It's a Vrbo.
- A what?
- Vrbo. I, I rented this
house for the weekend.
For, for the team for everybody.
- Oh, wow.
- My house is, is
big and everything,
but it's not cozy and
homey like this one.
Maybe 'cause all
you guys are here.
- Hey, coach,
we need you over here.
- Again? Okay.
- Thank you, Mikayla.
- You're welcome.
- Like, sit
down on your bottom.
- Never seen a
rainbow fire in general.
It looks so good
and it's so pretty.
- We had fun today. Did
anybody have fun today?
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
- I have a coffee, black,
for a Charli with an I.
- Thank you.
- Aw.
- That's beautiful.
- Very.
You know, when I first met you,
I thought you were
just some kind of a,
a man hater sent here
to bust my coconuts.
- Ouch.
- But you're not, you're,
you're a wonderful mom.
Very hardworking,
strong, beautiful woman.
A total professional who I
have a lot of respect for.
- Thank you.
- You're also an egg.
- An egg?
- And according
to your daughter,
you have a very hard
shell on the outside,
but on the inside
you're a big softie.
- Oh.
Really? An egg.
- Mm-hmm. An egg.
Or maybe a turtle,
'cause a turtle has a
hard shell on the outside.
- Mm, no, no, no.
I'm not a turtle.
- That's, you do look a
little bit like a turtle.
- No.
- Would you like to have
dinner with me sometime?
- What, like a date?
- Yeah. Like a date.
- I don't think that's
such a good idea.
- No, why would I even say date.
What am I even talking? Not
a date, of course not a date.
Let's just have like a,
something to eat and
just talk to each other.
Like at a, not a date.
Like just adults,
but not a, you know.
Nothing, nothing like
that. Just, or a, a picnic.
Just normal people
talking to each other.
Definitely not a
date. How about this?
I get these girls into
the championship game.
You have a picnic with me?
That's not a date.
Championship game. Picnic.
That was not me.
- Aw, come on, Bertha!
- It wasn't me.
- Smells like bacon.
- It was me.
- Um, yeah, I'm gonna go
feed the monsters out there.
- Yep.
- Get some breakfast.
Who wants breakfast?
- Sorry.
- Watch out.
See her streaking up the
sidelines like that, yeah?
- Penalty kick,
let's go. Line it up.
- Don't wanna take that
kick, do you, pipsqueak?
You scared? Wah!
- Gina,
you take the shot.
- Up top.
- You were so fast today.
- Thank you.
Yeah, and Gina and Trina
were super fast today too.
And Trina scored a goal.
- Yes. I know.
That was so fun.
- Your dinner is served.
- Oh, wow.
Thank you so much.
- Good game today.
- Oh, this looks good.
- Mm-hmm.
- Kind words for minimum
interim head coach Darren Davis.
He's all class.
But let's remember, folks,
it was Davis who made
those halftime adjustments.
Unless he's got head coach
Jake Rogers on speed dial,
and with Rogers,
who the hell knows.
It is another win
for the Tatum Tigers,
but it was a squeaker.
Elijah O'Quinn
clutching up big time
and knocking down the
ball in the end zone
to preserve the narrow victory.
The Tigers are still undefeated,
but man, are they looking
beatable these days?
- Double D, glad
you pulled it off.
Let's game plan for
Northern Florida,
like, I'm standing
right next to you.
- What does ready look like?
No. Yeah, we're ready.
We're just on the
balls of our feet.
We don't have to be running,
we're just bouncing.
We're kind of like this.
We're in what we're gonna
call an athletic position.
- Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Yep.
- You guys are doing great.
- Hustle! Go, fast,
like you mean it.
- Presents.
- Oh, lemme get
this outta the way.
We'll start presents.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, there we go.
There we go. All right.
Hey, Jake, you're
missing the cake.
- Just checkin' the
scores real quick.
- How can you be so stupid
and so smart at the same time?
- What?
- Life is about more
than just winning?
Look, I, I got a beautiful
restaurant, beautiful daughters.
I have a great life because
of my beautiful family.
Not because of a bunch of stuff.
Hey, how many cars you got?
- I don't know, six, seven.
- And how many houses?
- Three.
- Okay, so then why
are you always here?
- I like it here.
- Don't, don't,
don't get me wrong.
I mean, we, we love
having you here.
You're, you're my best customer.
But life and, and
all your success,
it's just empty if you don't
have someone to share it with.
- All right. Good hustle,
ladies, yes! Keep going.
- That's how it's done!
- Yes! Yes!
- Hey, ow!
- Sorry.
- Ref?
- All right, that's
a strong play, yeah.
- You stink. Is
that all you got?
Seriously, I could
block all of your shots
with one hand behind my back.
- Dragons are a
bunch of bullies.
- Seriously.
I wanna kick their butts.
- Yeah, like hashtag
kicked their backside.
- They're pretty good.
But they play like a
bunch of individuals.
We play like a team.
That's our strength.
- Crush them! Crush them!
Crush!
- Hi, mom, we won.
We crushed 'em.
- Way to go sweetie.
I'm so sorry I missed a game.
Got called into a big
emergency meeting.
I'm gonna be a little bit
late picking you up, okay?
- I know, I got your texts.
I'm gonna watch the games
with my other teammates.
And coach is here too.
Meet you at the
Adobe Cantina later.
Love you, mom.
- I love you too.
- That's what we love.
You gonna call that one?
Right. Thank you.
Thank you, ref, for
doing such a wonderful-
- What's our strength?
- Team.
- What?
- Team!
- That's right.
- We're going to...
- All right, we'll talk.
Charli, come in. Have a seat.
- Yo, let's go, we got
this, let's go. Let's go!
- Double D, these are the
drives that win football games.
- Ah, Angels are starting
to look like a real team.
- Thank you.
- Did you enjoy
watching the Dragons?
- Interesting.
- Yeah.
Yeah, you learn anything?
- You have some good players.
We'll see you in the playoffs.
- You'd
have to go undefeated
just to make the playoffs.
- Well, that is the plan.
- Not a chance.
- Come on, Dick. Aren't
you rooting for us?
- No.
- Double D, close
football games require
a good running game,
run the football.
- Hey, that hurt.
- Aw, wah. What are you
gonna do about it, huh, cry?
Do something, pipsqueak.
Do something.
That's what I thought.
You're nothing
without those twins.
Bunch of rejects.
Goal!
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah. Just working on my PKs.
- Want some help?
- Sure.
- You know, they're
only picking on you
because you got 'em worried.
- I always get picked on,
because I'm different.
- Well, being different's good.
Who wants to be just like
everybody else? Boring.
You're perfect, just
the way you are.
- That's what my
mom always says.
- Well, she's right.
- Are you gonna do this or are
you gonna talk me to death?
- Like everything in life,
penalty kicks start right here.
It's all about
having confidence.
Just like field goal
kicking in football.
Ready?
- I can read you
like a book, sucker.
- Lemme try it again.
Oh!
Yes!
It's over here,
I know where you're going.
Whoo!
Come on
Nice shot.
- Ugh, Tevy, honey,
I am so sorry.
The board called an
emergency meeting
and there was nothing
I can do, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, mom,
chill. You got my texts?
- Is that a margarita?
- Oh yeah. It's
a strawberry one.
But don't worry, it's virgin.
- How do you even
know that word?
- More chips?
- What?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- This was amazing,
Maria. Thank you.
- Yeah, the kids are
ahead in their homework
at least three days
and everything's done
for tonight, I promise.
- Thank you.
- What did she say?
- She said she's glad
that you liked the meal.
- Oh, that's not
what I said.
Oh, goodnight.
- Thank you. Yes.
- Keeper!
- Goalkeeper.
- Nothing makes me happier than
to see my daughter's smile.
- There I go.
- There we go.
You just did it.
- She's wonderful.
- Thank you for taking
care of her today.
- No, no problem at
all. She's an Angel.
I take care of my Angels.
- Yeah, my dad left
when I was five.
Kind of messed up my
ability to trust men.
- I'm sorry that happened.
- What about you?
Ever married?
- Once.
To football.
Yeah, not a good, not conducive
to a relationship at all.
Plus I found out also
that I'm very selfish
and self-absorbed and egocentric
and a whole bunch of
other words like that.
- Well.
The board of
directors called me in
for an emergency meeting.
- On a Saturday?
- The football team
almost lost today
- To an unranked opponent.
- LM and I are getting nervous.
- And that's why
you have to have
a strong running game like
that, a strong offensive line.
You wanna close out
games that are close.
I saw the highlights
on the sports.
Can I get you another drink?
I'll get, I'll get us
both somewhere else.
- Remember, Tevy, don't
look at the goalkeeper.
Look right into the
corner. You got this.
- That's a hold, sir.
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Why do you even
bother? You suck.
- What is wrong with you?
Don't you have some
puppies to go kick?
- You're my puppy, and
I'm gonna kick you.
- I don't think so.
- You mess with one Angel,
you mess with us all.
- We're a team.
- Not so tough now, are you?
- We'll see you on the field.
- Game face.
- Dragons? We ought to
call you the chickens.
- Okay, this is it. Final
game of the regular season.
We win and we're in.
Win or go home. Do or die.
- We get it, coach.
We gotta win.
- Well, the truth is,
you're already winners.
I mean, do you remember what
a bunch of losers you were
when I first met you?
I'm kidding.
I was the loser,
because I couldn't see
in each and every one of
you all of the passion,
all of the drive, all of
the grit, all of the heart
that each one of you has.
I'm so proud of you.
You've become a team.
Team is something you belong
to, it's something you feel.
It's something you earn,
and you have earned it.
It's one of the greatest things
you could ever be part of.
So let's go out there
and win this as a team.
Come on, Angels on three.
One, two, three, Angels!
- Angels!
- Let's go! Let's go, let's go.
- One, two, three, Angels!
- Good game, good
game, good game, good game.
Good game, good game,
good game, good game.
Good game, good game,
good game, good game.
- Good game, coach,
we'll get you next time.
- No, you won't.
- Nice game, coach.
- Ah, well thanks, Richard.
- Yeah, it's too bad you
didn't make the playoffs, yeah?
- What are
you talking about?
- Well, per the rules and regs,
which you obviously
never bothered to read,
only four teams can make
the playoffs this year.
Your record has you
tied with the Dolphins,
which means it falls to
the goals against category,
and, well, you've had
more goals scored on you
than the Dolphins.
It's a technicality,
but you're out.
- My girls work their tails
off to make the playoffs.
You'd really cheat
them outta this
just to protect
your little streak?
- Well, what can I say, coach?
Whatever it takes to win.
- Yeah, I used to feel that way.
- Where do you think
I learned it from?
You were the best coach I knew.
- I am a better coach now.
You're scared.
You know we can beat you
and you don't want to
play against the best.
- We are the best.
- Then prove it.
- I just did.
- Jake, what's going on?
- Angels are outta the
playoffs. Season's over.
- What are you
talking about? We won.
- That park administrator,
Dick, rules and regs.
- Why are they so dirty?
- It's a long story,
but he changed the
rules for the playoffs.
Now the Angels are out.
- He can't do that.
- Apparently he can.
The girls worked so
hard, now it's just over
and they're gonna be crushed.
And it's on my fault.
- Jake, you're an idiot.
- I know.
- Did you even read
these rules and regs?
- I skimmed them, but.
- Your first game was a forfeit,
so those goals don't count.
A forfeit goes down
as a one to zero.
- What?
- Those other goals don't count.
So the Angels are in.
- We're in?
- We are in.
- You are so smart!
I love you.
I, I mean, I know-
- Okay. Bye, Jake.
- We're in! Whoo!
- Yes!
Okay, this game puts
us in the championship.
You girls have worked
your tails off for this,
so let's do it.
- Team on three.
- one, two, three, Team!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Great play. Great play.
- Whoo! Go, Angels!
- All right, let's go,
Angels. Keep it up.
That's it, that's the
way to play. Nice play.
- Go, Tevy! Come on.
- They're playing so well.
Get outta there!
What a team.
- Yes. Amazing.
- Okay, watch her on the side.
Watch her on the side.
- That's game!
- Yes!
- Angels win!
- Yes.
- Yay!
- Yes! And you owe me a picnic.
- Nice job, girls!
- I just felt I had
to say something.
- Well, we appreciate
your honesty,
but our decision is final.
- I understand. I'll
tell him myself.
Thank you.
- Wow, you look great.
Welcome to the picnic.
I love seeing the
field like this.
- Empty?
- It's, it's never empty to me.
I mean, I can see all the
practices, all the plays,
all the blood, sweat and
tears that have gone on here.
It, it's never empty.
When I first got here,
the football team
was three and nine.
Two years later
I had 'em playing for the
national championship.
It feels really good to be a
part of building something.
- Like the Angels.
- Exactly like the Angels.
Have a seat.
- You lied to me.
- What?
- You lied to me.
You told me you wouldn't
speak to the football coaches,
that you wouldn't
have any contact.
I saw a text on your
phone from Coach Darren.
You're still coaching,
probably have been all along.
- I, I can explain.
- Don't lie to me.
- You're right. I was still
coaching the football team.
I'm sorry. I, I wasn't
technically talking to them.
I was texting 'em and
I, and I know that's,
doesn't make it any better,
but football has always been,
it's the only thing in my life
I've ever really been good at.
It's, it's been my whole life.
I guess you told the board,
and I guess now I'm fired.
- I didn't tell the board.
- What?
- I didn't tell the board.
You're in the clear.
This national championship
football game has them worried.
They want you reinstated
as head coach.
- Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
You got your job back.
You should be happy.
- I mean, I, I am.
But I, I can still
coach the Angels, right?
- No.
- But I want to coach them.
- The soccer championship
is at the same time
as the football championship.
Same time, same day.
You can't coach both.
I'll tell the girls.
Hello, everybody,
and welcome to
football Saturday.
It's the Florida Black Bears
versus the Tatum Tigers
for the national championship.
The big story here
tonight is the return
of Tiger's head
coach Jake Rogers.
Coach Rogers was suspended
for the regular season,
but cleared the return for
the national championship.
- That's a nice kick, Shipley.
- The question
is, is this still his team
and can he bring home
the championship again?
- One, two,
three, four, five, six.
- Right foot in.
- One, two,
three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10.
- Hi. Where's Jake?
- Listen up girls, bring it in.
So, Coach Jake won't
be here tonight.
He had to go coach the national
championship football game.
- But he's our coach.
- Yeah.
What about us?
- That game is a
really big deal.
- This game is a
really big deal.
- Well, you have Coach Maria.
Look, girls, you have
to understand this-
- Oh, we understand.
He bailed on us.
Had a better offer.
- So much for team.
- What a jerk
- Coach, ready for
the pre-game speech?
- Darren, this is
a huge game. Huge.
I don't have to tell you that.
These players have worked
so hard to get here.
They'll never, ever forget it.
Biggest moment of
their entire lives.
- You're right, coach.
- As coaches, we
should lead by example.
But sometimes we get so
caught up in the whole mess,
we lose sight of
what's most important.
- Coach, I'm a little con-
- Team.
- Okay.
- It's all about team.
- Yes.
- I'm not gonna let
the team down, Darren,
and neither are you.
- No. No, we're not.
- This is your team, Darren.
You coach your team.
Okay.
I'm gonna go coach mine.
- Coach, where you going?
- You got this, Darren.
- You know this is
the championship though, right?
- All right, girls, come on.
This is the championship!
Let's go, bring it in, come on!
One, two, three.
- Team.
- All right, go. Go.
- What kind of cheer was that?
I thought I taught you
girls to work as a team.
- What do you know about team?
- Don't you have a
football game to coach?
- Football? This is football.
And you girls, you are my
team and I'm your coach.
If you'll have me.
- One,
two, three, Dragons!
- Let's go.
- Hey!
- Great to have you back.
Angels, come on!
- Let's do this. Let's do this.
All right, here we go.
- Now let's go
teach those chickens
not to mess with
the Little Angels!
- Yeah!
- Angels on three.
- One, two, three.
- Angels!
- Go get 'em, go
get 'em, Angels!
You got this!
Let's go, girls!
- Good hustle, good hustle.
Keep on the pressure!
- Run it out, run it out,
run it out! Get there!
- Shoot that, shoot that!
- Yes!
- Dragons score.
- It's okay, we'll get it
back, we'll get it back.
- What do you think
of that, coach?
- Have a short memory, Frankie,
you're the best in the league.
Have a short memory,
forget about it.
You got her, you got
her, you got her.
- Shoot that, shoot that!
Just like we drew it
up, yeah.
- Mikayla, ball.
- Dragons
two, Angels zero.
- Get off me.
Stop doing that!
- All right, call
that, ref! Call it!
How do you not call that?
What? What is going on?
- That's good, clean
play. Good, clean play.
- She's all over
her. Watch number 13.
- Hey, ref. Stop fouling me.
- It's a contact sport.
- Little rough stuff
never hurt anybody.
- Ugh! Ref!
- Oh, come on ref, she
just steamrolled her.
You have to make that call.
It's ridiculous, terrible.
No more from you, coach.
Are you kidding me? What?
Seriously!
- Coach, stop.
- That's right. Yes.
- What?
- They aren't gonna
give us any calls.
Don't get thrown out.
We need you. We need our coach.
- All right, you're right.
Get back out there.
- All right, fine.
- Can't take the heat, coach?
- Trina, you got her,
you gotta get there. Come on.
Come on, get on her, get on
her, get on her, get on her.
- Dragons three, Angels zero.
- Half time.
- Hey, listen up.
You girls have had an incredible
season. Incredible season.
Remember when we first met,
you guys were the reject team.
You were the team
to be named later.
TBNL, you didn't
even have a name.
Now you are in the
championship game
and the Dragons are having
to cheat to beat you.
That's how afraid
of you they are.
Now they have a few
good individuals, sure.
But we are stronger.
Why are we stronger?
- Team.
- Team. That's right.
Being part of a team is the
greatest thing in the world.
It's like being
part of a family,
and being part of a family means
that someone always
has your back.
I've never really been
part of a family before.
Everything in my life has
always been about me first.
Coaching you girls has been
the greatest honor
of my entire life.
I've learned so much from you.
You have so much strength
and so much heart.
I would stand with you girls
against anyone on this planet
because win or lose, I wanna
be part of this family.
- All right, guys.
Family on three.
- One,
two, three, family!
Ew!
- It's about
time!
- Oh my god.
- Ew.
- Put this on.
Coach.
- Okay.
- The second half
begins in three minutes.
- Tevy.
- Good pass.
- Listen, that girl
is all over you
and they're not
gonna call it, okay,
so this is what I wanna do.
- Coach, God sent me a play.
- Well, I don't wanna argue
with God. What do you got?
Yes! Great job!
- Goal by number nine.
Mikayla Christiansen.
Dragons three, Angels one.
- All right, yeah, all right.
- Angels goal
by number four, Gina Torres.
Dragon three, Angels two.
- Ow!
- Direct free kick.
- What?
Hey, ref, ref!
- Hey, hey, hey.
You got the penalty,
all right, stop acting.
- No, my ankle, it really hurts.
- Why would you call that?
I thought we had a deal.
- I had to. It was so obvious.
- Well, you will not
be here next year.
- I sold my company,
I'm retired.
You paying me 12 bucks a game.
- Yeah, well that's 12
bucks you don't have.
- All right, let's get
you to the sideline.
- It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
Here we go. Here you
go, you're all right.
Here you go.
Hey. Hey, hey, you played
a great game tonight.
- Don't worry about me, coach.
Win this one for the family.
- Coach, what are we gonna do?
- I have an idea.
- All right!
- Get off me.
- What are you doing?
- Yes! Yes!
- Goal!
- Goal!
- That's game.
- Dragon three, Angels three.
We now move to a
penalty shootout.
- Okay. Penalty kicks.
They get five. We get five.
Here are our five.
Trina.
- Yes.
- Bertha.
- Yes.
- Frankie, Mikayla,
Tevy.
- Me? I can't.
- No. Yes you can.
You can do this.
Okay, believe in yourself.
- Yeah. You got this.
- You got this.
- Let's go.
- Number
13, Claire Little.
- You got this, Frankie.
- Let's go, Frankie!
- Wait for the whistle.
- You've got this,
Yeah, you've got this.
- Goalkeeper's ready.
- Dragons
one, Angels zero.
- Come on, Trina.
- Number 11, Trina Torres.
Yes. Great shot!
- Dragons
one, Angels one.
- You got this, Frankie.
- You got this.
- Go, Frankie!
- You can do it.
Go, Frankie!
- Dragons
two, Angels one.
Number eight, Bertha.
- Game face!
- You got this, Bertha!
- Dragons
two, Angels two.
- Yes! Great shot!
Great shot, Bertha!
- You got this, Frankie.
You gotta block this.
- Dragons
three, Angels two.
Number one, Frankie Ferruchio.
Dragons three, Angels three.
- Good job, Frankie!
- Ugh, my heart!
- Dragons
four, Angels three.
Number nine, Mikayla
Christiansen.
- You got this, Mikayla!
- Dragons
four, Angels four.
- Come on, Frankie!
Yeah!
- Dragons
four, Angels four.
- You got it.
- Wait.
- Mikayla, make it a good one.
- Let's win this.
- Number
six, Tevy Martin.
- Come on, Tevy!
If she makes this, we win.
- Come on, Tevy.
- Wait for the whistle.
- Okay.
- You gotta be kidding me.
I know where you're
going already.
I own you. I own you!
- Angels
win! Angels win!
- So, do I have to
quit my job now?
- No way.
- All right, enough
kissing already.
- Let me see
your game faces.
- I could do that.
- You should.
You should.
- Nailed it.
- Crush!
- Can we help anything we do?
Act better?
- The
give is to Foster,
who breaks free and
walks into the end zone.
That puts this game out of reach
and another national
championship in reach
for coach Jake Rogers and
the Tatum University Tigers,
his second in five years.
It looks like Rogers
are going to let Shipley
kick the extra point.
She's making
history here, folks.
And the kick is off
the upright! Oh!
The first female player
in a collegiate
national championship
and she bounces it
off the upright.
Great effort, but
that's gotta hurt.
- And shank you very much.
You remember that girl?
Unlucky number 13.
That's sophomore soccer
player Joelle Shipley,
you remember her.
She's the one that
missed that PAin the national
championship game
for the Tatum University Tigers,
and she was just cut
from the team this week.
Wait till you hear, my friends,
what Tiger coach Jake the Snake
Rogers had to say about it.
- Look, the game was over.
I thought I'd give her a shot,
but she was terrible. Okay?
She had no business
being out there.
She's a soccer player.
You know, we're in America.
Newsflash, soccer's for girls.
- Are you kidding me?
Open mouth, insert foot.
Insert fist.
Let's set the stage here, now
we're coming off the heels
of the second national
championship in five years.
I get it,
unquestionably talented,
but I guess we'll call him
outspoken coach Jake Rogers,
who I'll remind you,
notably quit playing
professional football
in the prime of his career,
is now in hot water
for those comments.
Standing next to coach and
seen laughing at his comments
is former, former Tiger
Athletic Director Frank Polk,
who is now out of the job.
Tatum University
President Susan Marquee,
had this to say
about Coach Rogers.
- You're an idiot.
- Come on, Susan.
- We fired Frank.
- He's probably on his boat
in the Bahamas. Celebrating.
- Your new athletic
director is Charli Martin.
- Never heard of him.
- Jake, you're a great coach,
but if it was up to me,
you'd be out of a job.
- But it's not up to
you, now is it, Susan?
- The board of
trustees seems to think
winning football games is
more important than equality.
- Well, newsflash, it is.
- Life isn't all
about winning, Jake.
- Of course it is.
- Get out.
- I, I am so sorry.
I apologize.
- No worries. It's my fault.
I'm, I'm not really
sure where I'm going.
- What office are
you looking for?
- The president's office.
- Well, that, that's right here.
- Oh.
- Well, be careful, she's
a little bit militant,
if you know what I mean.
- No, what do you mean?
- Yes. What do you mean?
- And here she is. Look at that.
- Well, I'm glad you two have
met. Saves me the trouble.
- We just sort of
ran into each other.
- Yeah, like, bang.
- Well, I'm Charli Martin,
the new athletic director.
- Your boss.
Charli, I like your bag.
- Oh, thank you. It's vegan.
- Really?
- Seriously?
Charli is a woman?
- Perceptive.
- Charli's not even a
woman's name. It's like Jo.
- Actually, Jo is
gender neutral.
- Gender neutral? What is-
- And it's Charli with an I.
- Of course it is, yeah.
- Charli is very qualified
for this position.
She has a PhD in psychology,
a master's degree
in Women's Studies,
and is an accomplished
athlete in her own right.
- Women's Studies.
And you're an athlete?
- Cross country four years.
- Cross country's not even
a sport. It's like hiking.
- I have a meeting.
Charli, the board and I have
agreed on the sanctions.
Could you please
explain them to coach
- Sanctions? What sanctions?
Susan? What sanctions?
- Let's grab a cup of coffee.
- I've got a medium
chai tea latte,
three pumps skim milk,
light water, no foam.
Extra hot for coach.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- And a black coffee for?
- Charli. Thanks.
- Here you go.
- Coach, your
money's no good here.
Just keep winning
football games.
- Thank you. I will.
Because winning is what I do.
- Excuse me, $3 please.
- Let's go, Coach Jake.
- Hey. Hey.
- Keep it up!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Number one, number one!
- Tatum Tigers, boys,
Tatum Tigers.
- Hey, can I have some coffee?
- Look, girls playing
soccer.
- Coach, I am so
sorry to bother you.
We are huge fans.
Asher says he's gonna
play for you one day.
Would you mind if we just
get a real quick picture?
- Yeah, picture. Go
ahead, go ahead, come on.
Stay right. There you go.
Heisman, right here. Hey,
now you stay right there.
What? Hey!
- Thank you.
So cool. Thank you, coach.
- Dad, that was awesome.
- Kids. Yuck, ick.
- You're not being fired.
- I know that.
- But you're suspended
indefinitely, without pay.
You are to perform 50
hours of community service
and attend 50 hours of a
sensitivity training seminar
before you can be considered
for reinstatement.
- I make $5 million a year.
- Not this year. Unless-
- The university brings
in $50 million a year
as a direct result of
my football program.
- The football program is not
yours, it's the university's.
You represent the university.
And your attitude toward women
is turning this university
into a national joke.
- Lemme think.
No, no, no, no, no.
No way. Forget it.
- In that case,
you're terminated.
Breach of contract, violation
of the code of conduct,
and section 13c
of your contract.
- What are you a lawyer too?
- Yes I am.
Or you can just quit.
- Quit, no. Quit? I never quit.
I don't even know
what quit means.
No, I will not quit.
- What about
professional football?
You quit that, didn't you?
- No, I did not quit.
I walked away on my own terms
on top, when I wanted to.
- Tomato, tomato.
- You know, you
know what you are,
you're like, you're like
a sheep in wolf clothing.
- I, I, I think
what you mean is a-
- No, I know what I mean.
And I know what you are.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, tell me, what am I?
- You are a-
- Knockout.
Coach, you sure you
ain't got a concussion?
- I don't have a concussion.
I might have just blacked out.
It's, ow!
For like one quick second.
But who knew soccer
balls were so hard?
- Maybe Shipley would know.
You know she's back on the team.
The, the girl kicker?
You've gotta be kidding me.
- Nope, full ride scholarship.
- Thank you. What a week.
You, you heard the news, right?
- I heard it. You got suspended.
Talked to your attorney,
she says it's legit too.
Straight from the board.
So now what?
- That new AD is a ballbuster.
- Yeah, but she fine.
See-
- What?
- What?
- If I do this
sensitivity seminar
and this, this community service
stuff, I can be reinstated.
- Okay. We need you to do that
coach, 'cause we need you.
- All right, here's the plan.
- Coach, come on.
- You'll become the
interim head coach.
- I'm sorry? Who?
- I, I'll still be
the real head coach.
- Who me?
- No, I, I'll be in your ear
talking to you on the side,
like I'm standing
right next to you.
- Coach, I'm not ready for that.
- Yes you are. We can do this.
- Come on, D. We have another
national championship to win.
Hit that.
- I got you coach.
- Is this the
sensitivity seminar?
- Who's asking?
- Me.
- And you are?
- Coach Jake Rogers.
- Coach Jake Rogers. Yes,
I know exactly who you are.
- Ah, well then why'd you ask?
- Well, you're early.
The seminar doesn't
start until five.
- Ah, in my world, if
you're 10 minutes early,
you're five minutes late.
- So in your world, you're
always 15 minutes early.
- Yes, I am.
- I don't like that.
I prefer punctuality. I
like people to be on time.
I don't like early.
So come back at five, please.
That's in 15 minutes.
Do you have another
question for me?
- No.
- Then goodbye.
Welcome to the
sensitivity seminar.
My name is Leslie Shannon
and I am your sensitivity
development guide.
- You have two first names.
- Excuse me?
- You have two first
names, Leslie and Shannon.
They're both girls' names.
It's weird.
- What if I were to
fail you right now?
Wouldn't be very sensitive
of me, would it? Yes.
Nor was what you said to me.
So I'll need you to keep
your mouth shut for now.
Ears open, yeah.
You're all faculty here
at Tatum University,
which means you all screwed up,
which means your
future is in my hands.
- What do you teach?
- Don't worry about it.
Gym.
- Let's grab a seat, root
ourselves to the ground,
and get to work on
being more sensitive.
- Double D. Season
opener tomorrow.
How's Jackson?
- He looks sharp, okay?
Team looks great,
coach, Washington won't
know what hit 'em.
- Injuries?
- Nothing, nothing too serious.
- Excellent. I went through
all the practice footage.
Did you get my game plan?
- Yeah, I did. It,
it looks great.
- All right, I'll be
in your headset, D,
Like I'm standing
right next to you.
- You better be, coach.
- Oh yeah.
- Hey!
- All right, I'm at my
community service assignment.
I'll call you after practice.
- Okay,
let's try give and go.
- Coach Rogers?
- No, no.
- Yeah, you are.
I recognize you.
- No, no.
- Yeah.
Richard Dragon, lead
commissioner. I'm a big fan.
I've been following
your coaching career
for a long, long time.
And I have to say, I
think you are the best.
Absolute best, yeah, top man.
- Thank you.
- And now you're our new coach.
- Uh, no. No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
See, I got a call,
I got a call from Charli
Martin at Tatum University
that says you owe us some
community service, coach.
- I'm a football coach.
- Well, where I come
from this is football.
- Well, you're in America, okay?
This isn't football.
This is soccer.
It's girls' soccer
and I'm not doing it.
- Yeah, see, Charli warn
me, you might say that
and she instructed
me to tell you
that if you do not complete
your community service,
you will be terminated.
Or you could just quit.
- I don't quit,
okay. I never quit.
- What about professional
football? Didn't you quit that?
- No, why? Why
does everybody, no.
Okay. You know what, fine.
I'll coach. I'll coach,
is that, who's that?
Is that my team right there?
They look pretty good.
- The best.
League champions
five years running,
been playing together
since they could walk.
- Okay. Easy peasy.
- That's not your team.
See, that is the Dragons.
Your team is,
TBNL.
- TBNL?
- Yeah. To be named later.
New addition to the
league this year.
They don't practice until 10,
so you're 15 minutes early.
Yeah.
- Right.
- South field.
- Great.
Thank you, Richard. Or
should I call you Dick?
- No, Richard's fine.
- Are you guys the
team to be named later?
You guys speak English?
- We're girls, not guys.
And I speak English.
- Well, good for you.
And the rest of you girls,
do you speak English?
- Who are you?
- I'm Jake and I guess
I'm your new coach.
- Yay.
- I guess we don't care.
- Hey, what are
you reading there?
- The Bible.
- Why?
- Eternal salvation. Duh.
- All right, anybody
have a soccer ball?
No? No, soccer, nothing?
All right, here's the deal.
I want you guys to all run
over to that tree over there,
let's run over there
and lemme see what
kinda athletes you are.
Let's go.
Run on over. Go, don't go
at once, but go run now.
Go, go, go, go, go,
go. Chop, chop.
Let's go. You can
do it. You got it.
- You say chop chop
because I'm Asian?
- I, I don't have my whistle.
Are you on the team?
Okay, could you just
go and run over there,
like all the rest of the
team, Asian or not, please.
Or you can walk.
Oh, great.
So I get the reject team. Great.
Where do you kids
keep coming from?
- You don't like kids?
- No.
Want a piece of licorice?
- Stranger danger.
Stranger danger.
I'm the coach!
- It'll be okay.
Just peed his pants a little.
- I didn't, I didn't pee.
I just, I was, I
spilled my water.
- I taught her to be careful
with strangers who offer candy?
- Who is she?
- Frankie, my
little police cadet.
- Is she on the team?
- Yep.
- My bad.
- And she's the goalie.
- Okay, she's the
goalie. You got it.
- Interesting first
day, yeah, coach?
Soccer's tougher than
you thought, yeah?
So, I'll see you at
1:00 PM tomorrow, yeah?
- For what?
- Oh, your first game.
North field against the Dragons.
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah. Is that a problem?
- Well, yeah, it's the
first game of the season.
Washington.
- No, it's against the Dragons.
- Oh, that's right, because
I'm a girls' soccer coach.
It's perfect.
- Perfect.
- That's great.
Thank you so much.
- What?
- That's my chair.
- What?
- Oh, rules and regs.
- Thank you.
Thanks, Dick.
- Richard.
- Hey!
What, what is, what is this?
- Handicap? Next time
it would be towed.
Pick up the litter.
- Yes, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen,
make some noise for your
Tatum University Tigers!
- All right, let's do this.
Great.
It's opening game
for the defending
national champion Tigers,
ranked number five in the polls
after the suspension of their
head coach, Jake Rogers.
They certainly have the talent,
but can they repeat
without their leader?
- Dragons!
Dragons!
- All right, uh, we got
uniforms or anything like that?
- Um, you're the coach.
- Aren't you supposed
to have the uniforms?
- Uh, nobody told me anything.
We have an equipment guy
or anything like that.
- Guess you forgot to
read your rules and regs.
You're supposed to pick
up your gear last night.
- Last night?
Why didn't you tell me?
- Well, it was right there
in the rules and regs.
Probably should have read those.
- I got tased, bro.
So why don't you
open it up right now
so my team can get dressed.
- Ah, sorry. I've
got a game to coach.
Guess you forfeit.
- Why are you wearing
a Dragon shirt,
and why are you doing this?
- Well, I'm the coach, have
been for the last five years.
You know, I know you're the
great American football coach,
but when it comes to soccer,
you're looking at the
very best right here.
I could run circles
round you any day, yeah?
- No, you can't.
- Hey.
- Forfeit, yeah?
You all right, Dragons.
- It's a forfeit.
- Bring it in.
That's another one
for the streak, yeah?
- Okay, great. Sorry,
guys, girls, whatever.
I guess, I'll see you
Tuesday at practice.
- Great
- Coach.
What about a friendly?
- No, not feeling
real friendly today.
- but why not? We've
got everyone here.
- Yeah. Let 'em play.
- Let's scrimmage.
- No, no. I, I have to-
- Scrimmage!
- Okay, we're gonna scrimmage.
Let's scrimmage, guys.
- Prepare for scrimmaging.
- It's a big
opportunity for Darren Davis
to step out from the
shadow of Rogers.
But it's also a lot of
pressure on the young coach.
We'll see if he's up for it.
- All right, let's
huddle up here.
Huddle up, come on.
Huddle up, huddle up.
Huddle up, everybody.
- What's a huddle?
- It's when we all get in
a little circle like this
and we talk.
- That's stupid.
- Well, do it anyway.
Look, we're gonna
forfeit today, all right?
- Embarrassing.
- No, it's the first
game of the season
and we don't have a chance.
So just get out
there and run around
and see what we got, okay?
All right, let's bring
it in. Bring it in.
Everybody, hands in.
Come on. Let's go, team.
Hands in. Hands in.
Let's go, we're gonna go, uh,
what, what's the
name of our team?
- We don't have a name.
- Okay, well team on three.
Ready? One, two, three, team!
- Team.
All right, that's, you
guys, that's not great.
Come on, let's go.
Jump out there.
Move, move, move, move, move.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
No wait, other side.
We're on the other side.
Go to the other side.
Everybody, everybody.
Hey, attitude, how many
players on each side?
- 11.
- Mm-hmm.
We have nine. Can
we play with nine?
- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right, let's go.
Get, move, move.
We got this, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
Somebody get in the goal.
Frankie. Frankie,
you get in the goal.
Your dad said you're the goalie
and I'm not gonna
mess with him, so.
- Coach, good luck
hug before the game?
- No, no huggies. No Huggies.
No. You get out there.
Come on, come on.
Come on, let's go.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
That way. All
right, there we go.
Make it happen. Get out there.
Okay.
Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Praying for you.
- Praying for me?
Why?
- Because you need it.
- Would you mind, uh, praying
for me out there on the field?
All right.
Okay, thank you.
There we go.
I gotta get me one
of these chairs.
Sweet. Let's go, let's do this.
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah.
Referee, it's all on you, baby.
Just line up anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
- If coach calls, put
him in the cradle, okay?
Make sure, soon as he calls.
- The
Tigers won the toss
and they're lined
up ready to receive.
- Double D.
- You had me nervous, coach.
- Ha. Perfect.
All right, here we go.
- The
kick is high and deep.
Brennan will return
from the two.
He dances around and, oh,
hit very hard at the 11.
He's lucky he didn't
fumble that one.
- Let's shock 'em.
Yo to bronze dealt,
P fire flood.
Yo to bronze dealt,
P fire flood.
Sell the ball fake.
- Tigers
minus head coach Jake Rogers
line up for their first
play from scrimmage.
All eyes on all American
running back, Steven Foster.
Jackson has a man deep.
Todd all alone.
He's got it! And they're
not gonna catch him.
Just like that, 85
yards and a touchdown.
- Yes!
- The Tigers score
on the first play
from the scrimmage.
- Yes! That's how you do it.
That's how you get it done!
That's six! Yes!
All right. All right.
- Did he just celebrate
a goal against us?
- He did.
- Yeah! Dragons!
- That was good one.
- It was.
- Punt it, pin him deep.
- Did he just tell them to punt?
Oh, it's a nice
kick. Angled for the corner.
And a great play by the Tigers.
Washington is now pinned first
and goal from their own two.
And the Tigers score
again, 34 to nothing.
Wow!
- That's what I'm talking about!
They look every bit
the national champions
from a year ago.
- Yes. Booyah.
- All right, so
here's a question.
You think Tatum University
is missing suspended
head coach Jake Rogers?
Think again.
A 42 nothing thumping
of Washington today.
I said 42 nothing,
they won 42 to squat.
And it begs the question,
are these Tigers just so
good, so loaded, so talented,
that who cares about
the head coach?
Who cares about Rogers?
- I called that game
today, you jerk.
Gracias.
Maria, bunch of ranch
water, por favor?
- Ranch water coming up.
- Thank you.
Coach!
Great job today, man.
- Congratulations,
D, you looked fantastic.
- Man, thank you to you.
Thanks to you, coach.
- Yeah, well tell that
to Sports Network.
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.
I'll talk to you tomorrow,
we'll start game
planning for New Mexico.
- Okay, you got it, coach.
Thanks.
- Okay.
- Whoo! Yeah!
- Do you think I'm stupid?
- Is that a trick question?
- You're not allowed to
talk to the football team
or the coaching staff for the
duration of your suspension.
- I know.
- Look, I know
you coached today.
If you break the rules,
you will be terminated.
This is my last warning.
- Fine. I won't talk to the
football coaches anymore.
- Well, hello.
Hi, welcome to Adobe Cantina.
I'm Maria, the owner.
You're new. What
can I get for you?
- I'll just have
whatever he's having.
- Ranch water. Good
choice.
- You really
think you're a good coach?
- I know I am.
- Then prove it. Turn your
soccer team into winners.
- They're
really a bunch of losers.
- Yeah, but if you're
such a good coach,
then you could turn
them into winners.
- I could do that.
- Then do it.
- I could
- Then do it.
- I might.
- Do it.
- I will.
- Okay.
- Okay. I'll do it.
- All right.
- Good.
You know what, why
don't you put your money
where your mouth is.
- What?
- I believe in my
coaching ability so much,
I'll bet you your job
that I could turn those
rejects into league champions.
- Rejects?
- That's what they are.
I win, you quit.
- I win, you quit. Bet?
- Bet.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.
- All right.
- Good luck.
- Good luck to you.
- Have fun.
- I'm having fun. This is fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
What just happened?
- Maria, can, can,
can you put the,
that, that soccer
on my TV, please?
- That soccer on
your football TV?
- Yeah, yeah. Please.
- Okay.
- So, what happened?
You scared her off.
- Why do they do
that? That's ridiculous.
He didn't even touch him.
- That is soccer.
- Go, go! Ha! Goal!
- Goal!
- Orders up.
- There you go, there
you go, there you go. Oh!
That's good. Really good.
You look dead.
That's great.
Good job, but don't just
lay there like that.
Move around like you're
like, got electrocuted.
Yeah. Ow. It really hurts.
Like, roll around like
you got shot or something.
- Oh, my leg!
- Yeah. Like that.
See this, guys. See that?
All right, let's try it again.
Jump up. Jump up, Tiny Sharon.
Here we go, everybody.
You're running, you're
running, you're running and.
Oh yeah. Oh, like
you're electrocuted.
Amala, your leg is
broken. Oh my gosh.
All right, that's
good, try it again.
Up we go, up we go.
And we're running and a bad
Dragon gets near you and.
Oh! brilliant job.
That's what I'm talking
about. All right.
You're electrocuted, like
you're electrocuted. Ah!
Yeah, that's good.
- What is he doing?
- Resonate with that sound.
What is your problem
with women, coach?
- I don't have a
problem with women.
- How's that feel?
- I, I don't like it.
- How about that?
- I, I really don't like it.
- It makes you angry, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Burning sensation here.
- Yeah.
- Sit with that
feeling for a while.
A man's man like yourself.
- Sometimes the best
man for the job isn't,
you know what I mean, coach?
- Sister.
- No, do not do that.
- It don't mean a thing if
it ain't got that swing.
Right, Isadorable?
- Yeah.
- Consider this,
nowadays a flight attendant
can get a pilot pregnant.
Think about it.
- What, what does that mean?
What?
- Of course you have
a problem with women.
Who hurt you?
- You did.
When, When you slapped my face.
- Wrong answer.
This is the work,
people. This is the work.
- All right, team.
I've got goodies.
Here we go, got a box
right here for you guys.
Balls.
And, hey, Bertha, I
brought my own chair.
Guess what? It's
bigger than yours.
What's up?
Yeah, that's right.
Uniforms, jerseys, jerseys
with no numbers, nothing.
- Yeah, your sponsor is
supposed to put them on.
- All right, well who's
our sponsor, Dick?
- Um, you don't have one.
- Then I'll sponsor us.
- Doesn't really
work like that, mate.
- Well then how
does it work, mate?
- Find a, a local business.
Unfortunately, without those
numbers on the uniforms,
you're gonna have
to forfeit again.
- Forfeit again?
- Yeah. Rules and regs, mate.
Rules and regs.
See ya later.
- Another forfeit?
This sucks!
- Hey, hey!
- You suck, coach!
- Bertha, easy
with the language.
Go get that ball.
Yeah. Go get that ball.
Look, all we need is
numbers, right guys? Girls?
I got it.
I got it.
- About
time we have numbers.
Probably still gonna get killed.
Let's go.
- Yeah, lovely. Yeah. Well done.
- Time out.
Time out. Time out.
- There's no timeouts in soccer.
Get off the field, coach.
- Get up, get up, team,
get up. Everybody up.
Tevy, Tevy, Tevy, listen to me.
Hey, tell everybody that
someone has to be near them
when they fall down, okay?
- Guys, someone has to be
near you when you fall.
- No, the goalie's not
supposed to fall down.
Hey, how old is that girl?
What is she, like 30?
Come on, ref, who
checks this stuff?
Look at the size
differential. That's a joke.
- Ooh!
- Come on.
- Clipping.
- What was that?
- Seriously? Get up.
- The
Tiger's having a tough time
getting their claws out today.
New Mexico's frustrating
interim head coach Darren Davis
with their blitzing 4-3 defense,
and Davis, not handling
it well, to say the least.
- Come on, double D.
They're daring you.
Go up top, let your
players make plays.
Go up top to Todd. They can't
stop him, not one-on-one.
- That doesn't sound
like soccer speak.
- I'm just listening
to it, okay?
I mean, that's legal, right?
Shouldn't you be at the game?
Aren't you the
athletic director?
- I don't travel to away games
Besides, I'd rather be here.
- Oh, keeping an eye on me.
- Don't flatter yourself.
Go, Tevy!
Use those wheels!
- How do, how do
you know her name?
- Come on!
- Oh, hey, she's fast.
- Tevy, are you okay?
Talk to me.
- Hey, relax, relax, she's fine.
She's our best little actress.
Good job. Good job.
- What? What are
you talking about?
- Hi, mom.
- Hi, baby.
- Why'd she call your mom?
- What, what are you doing?
- What?
I don't know. I saw it on TV.
- That stuff stinks.
- Sorry.
- Is that deodorant? It's
supposed to be cold spray.
- It doesn't matter.
It's ridiculous.
Doesn't do anything anyway.
- That stuff stinks.
- Sorry, why did
she call you mom?
- She's okay. Line it
up, penalty kick, let's go.
- Hold, one second, ref.
She took a tough
foul there, okay?
- You good?
- Of course.
- Good.
- Kick it hard.
Top corner, okay?
- Okay.
- Come on, Tevy.
You got this.
You taught her to take a
dive? To pretend she tripped?
To cheat?
- No, that's not
cheating. That's soccer.
That's what they do all the
time. Why did she call you mom?
- Because I am her mother.
- Come on, Sabrina!
- Let's go, let's go.
Watch her eyes, watch her eyes.
They're gonna tell you
where she's gonna go, okay?
- Come on, Tevy.
Blast it by her.
- Oh.
You gotta work on that.
Who are you?
- High five!
- All right, um, you
guys are doing good.
How about a little less falling
down in this half, okay?
And, and Frankie,
no falling for you,
'cause if you fall,
it's a goal, you know.
Look, in football, it pays
to be aggressive, right?
To get mean and get tough.
To get your mean on.
So in the second half here,
let's get mean and tough.
Let's get our mean on, okay?
Throw some elbows, you know,
mix it up a little bit.
All right? And it
starts right here.
Your eyes and your face,
get your game face on.
Lemme see your game
face, like this.
All right, let's do that.
We'll give 'em the game face.
team on three. One,
two, three, team!
- Team!
- All right, go, go, go, go.
Get mean, get mean.
All right, let's rock and roll.
All right.
Hope that works.
Go team, just like I told
you, get that mean on.
Show it to 'em.
- Get 'em, get 'em!
- That didn't work.
- Nope.
- No.
- Ugh!
Ow, my knee!
Ow, my knee.
Oh, Come on, ref!
- Come on, ref!
You gotta call that.
She tripped her.
Are you kidding me? Why would
you do that, she got tripped.
- It's a yellow card,
they've been flopping.
They've been flopping
the whole game, coach.
- Flopping? No, she
got tripped by the,
What, what is, what
is a yellow card?
- Okay, so yellow
card's a warning.
Second one, they're outta
the game. A red card.
- Like kicked outta the game?
- Yeah, like kicked
outta the game.
- Bertha, go away. Go away.
Can a coach get kicked
outta of the game?
- Yeah.
- All right, then kick me out.
Gimme a red card.
- What?
- Kick me outta the game.
Should I say it slower?
Kick me outta the game.
Give me a red card.
- I, I can't just kick you
outta the game for nothing.
- That's a stupid hat.
This is a stupid patch.
Kicking your stupid
little patch.
- That'll do it.
- Oh, are you kidding me?
- Gone.
- Oh, come on.
- You're outta here, coach.
- Are you kidding me?
- Go.
- What? I'm trying to
protect my players.
I can't believe this.
This is, I have to leave
the pitch now, right?
Okay, I'm leaving the
pitch. I have to go.
I can't coach. Debbie's
mom, you'll coach, okay?
You coach, take over.
Good luck, good luck.
- Great, now what?
- What are we gonna do?
- Okay. Sorry.
- Wow.
- And at halftime,
it's the Tatum Tigers
trailing New Mexico, 24 to 13.
- No, no, no.
Double D, you are
complicating things. Simplify.
You have better
athletes. Use them.
Let your players make plays.
- The Tigers came out
in the second half
and absolutely hammered
the New Mexico secondary
for four touchdowns.
One, two, three, four, four
touchdowns in the second half.
41-27 Tigers. It's a wrap.
- Coach, you were a little
shaky in the first half,
but you really turned it
around in the second half.
What did you change?
- Well, you know, we started
off, I complicated things,
but we simplified it, let
the players, you know,
make some plays
down the stretch.
But the real credit
goes to Coach Rogers.
You know, he's, you
know, that's our coach,
so shout out to coach.
- Thank you, coach.
- Thank you, Maddy.
- That coach wins
because he takes the advice
of a professional.
- A professional.
I am a great football coach,
but I don't know very
much about soccer.
So I got the help
of a professional.
She scored probably
the most famous goal
in US soccer history,
penalty kick.
It won the World Cup in 1999.
She is an icon. She is a legend.
So, team, I want you to
welcome Brandi Chastain.
- Look at this goal.
- Awesome.
Why'd she take her shirt off?
- I think she was hot.
- Makes sense.
- Ladies, it's so great
to be out here on
the field with you.
And I want you to remember,
every time you cross the line,
it's really important, one,
that you have belief and
confidence in yourself.
Because nobody will
give that to you
and nobody can take that away.
So remember to support each
other, encourage each other,
be there for one another.
And know that together
you can do anything.
Believe in yourself.
Compete, challenge, get
dirty, and get it done.
Yes, let's go.
All right, I love it. Excellent.
Yeah! Ooh, that's a good shot.
- Move like you
mean it. Go, go, go!
All right, well that's okay,
sometimes there's
missing pieces.
Yeah, all right.
Hey. Hi, Tevy's mom.
That was quite the surprise.
Hard to see the resemblance
between you and
your daughter there.
- She's adopted.
- You don't say.
- She's also the single
greatest you thing in my life.
- Okay. That's, that's cool.
She's pretty cool.
- Oh, I thought
you didn't my kids.
- I don't. But they grow
on you, like a fungus.
- Who hires Brandi Chastain
to coach a community
soccer league.
- Someone who wants to win.
- Someone who cheats to win.
- Oh no, that's not cheating.
That's, it's resourceful.
And it's expensive, by the way.
But you know what, her
Bossy Girls program,
it does a lot of good for girls.
- You have to be the coach.
- I am the coach. This
is a, it's a workshop.
No, this is a seminar.
- Having your players
taking dives is cheating.
- No, no, no. That is soccer.
I saw that on television.
That's what they
do, they fall down.
No one touches 'em
and they roll around
like they broke their leg.
What does it matter,
are you getting,
are you getting nervous?
- No.
- Maybe a little nervous?
- No.
- Okay, here
we go, here we go.
- What?
- Okay, here we go. There
we go, follow your path.
Good, follow your path.
Good. Hard dribble, go!
That's it, girls. Keep it up.
That's it, keep the
ball outside the cones.
Good job. That's well done.
- Brandi, this is awesome.
The girls are loving this
and I'm learning a ton.
And I have a little something
for the Bossy Girls.
Is that enough zeros there?
- Oh, man, that is huge.
That's gonna make a massive
impact for our girls.
Thank you so much.
- You're making a huge impact
for my girls right now.
You think we got a shot?
- No. No.
They're great girls.
They are great with team,
they have a great attitude
and their spirit is awesome.
But you're missing a couple
pieces, so good luck, coach.
See ya.
- Hey, what's the matter, Jake?
- Nothing, just bet my job
on a terrible girl's
soccer team, that's all.
You wouldn't have to know
any 12-year-old female superstar
soccer players, would you?
- Actually, I would miss.
- What?
- Gina and Trina.
You see them here every day.
, my daughters.
- You have kids?
- Ah, geez.
Come on.
- Oh!
- Look at that power.
- That's nothing,
Gina's the finesse.
Trina's the power.
Yeah!
- Sorry.
- No, no, no, no.
Keep kicking. Don't be sorry.
Oh! Ow.
We got a team. We got a team.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're not playing soccer.
- Look at this.
Are you kidding me?
- No. Hey, I need them at
the restaurant right now,
and when they're not there,
they need to be home studying,
'cause, Jake, school is
the most important thing
for their future.
And their grades
are not good enough,
so until they're better,
no soccer, come on.
- Maria.
- Okay. You know what?
There is a way,
but you're not gonna like it.
And that's the reason
the United States
is a constitutional
federal republic
and not a pure democracy,
because pure democracy
is just mob rule.
It's like two wolves and a lamb
deciding what's for dinner.
It's always gonna be the lamb.
- Yeah. Nice.s
- Hey, coach. What
is for dinner?
- Okay, come on.
- Here's a question.
Who are the better
athletes, men or women?
- Men.
- Coach?
- You're, you're not gonna
hit me again, are you?
- All things being equal,
women are the better athletes.
- Things aren't equal. Men
and women are different.
- Right.
- Agreed.
- Because they are
stronger and faster,
we have to work
harder, be better.
And we have to look
damn good doing it.
- Exactly.
- Are you kidding me?
- You may have a point.
- Do I look like
I'm kidding you?
Ginger Rogers did
everything Fred Astaire did,
but backwards and in high heels.
- Yeah, sister.
- Whoa, dude, you
guys aren't sisters.
- Dudes? Man, will
you just shut up?
- I think, therefore I'm single.
Do you wanna know what
I do when I'm alone?
- You know, sometimes you
gotta shoot a hostage.
- What?
- What?
- Man, you are
straight up crazy.
- Okay, team, here we go.
I want y'all to meet Gina and
Trina, your new teammates.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- They are very good. And
this is their mom, Maria.
She's also our new sponsor.
- We got a sponsor? Sweet.
- And new uniforms.
Come and get 'em.
- Here you go.
All right, dig in, dig in.
- Thank you so much
for bringing the girls.
- Oh, well, you know, don't
thank me. I, I said no.
It was all Jake.
- How did he convince
you to let them play?
- Oh, he's been waiting tables
for them at the restaurant
and tutoring them
for their classes.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go. Gina,
Trina, let's see what you got.
Let's go, let's go, team!
- Way to go, Gina and
Trina, way to go, team!
We got a team! We got a team!
- All right, All right.
Not bad, not bad.
- Let's go. Go.
Oh yes! Yes!
That's how do it!
That's how easy it is.
- Finally stepping
it up, yeah, coach?
- All right, that's
what I'm talkin' about!
Whoo! Good job.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Ooh!
No, no. She's all right.
She's all right,
she's totally fine.
- Penalty kick,
let's go. Line it up.
- She's our best
actor. Look at that.
She's up. She's fine.
- Don't choke this one.
I can see where you're
going right now.
I could block you from here.
I am so in your head. I own you!
- Way to go, Tevy!
- Come on!
- Drill this! Drill it!
Coach.
- Hold on a sec.
Hey, you all right?
- Why don't you have Gina
or Trina take the shot?
- Can I do that?
- Yeah.
- Anybody can take the shot?
- Yeah.
- Sweet!
Gina, you take the shot.
Good job. All right!
She's fine. She's totally,
no, she's totally fine.
She didn't wanna take the shot.
Did you know that any
player can take the shot,
not just the person
who was fouled?
I just learned that right now.
Let's go, Gina!
- Booyah, that's how we do
it! That's what we do best!
- Yes! That's what
I'm talkin' about!
- Great job! Yes!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, we won.
- Why didn't you
wanna take the shot?
- She's way better.
I just wanted to win.
- Okay, sweetie.
Next time.
- That's game.
- All right, great job
today. Well done, well done.
We need a name for
this team, okay?
So come up with some
suggestions and just,
just shout 'em out.
What do we got?
- The Winners.
- The Chili Peppers.
- The Bumblebees.
- Flaming Hot Tacos.
- No.
- Eh, no.
- Nah.
- Too long.
- The Cops.
- The Snakes.
- The Beans.
- The what?
- They Jumping Beans.
- That seems problematic.
- I got it, I got
it, I got it, ready?
The Farts.
- Yeah. No, no, no.
- How about the Whales?
- I can't call the Whale,
you guys are a bunch of little
devils, that's what you are.
- Hey. That's it.
- That's what?
- The Devils!
We're the Little Devils.
- Devils! Devils!
Devils! Devils! Devils!
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know sometimes you can
act like little devils,
but mostly you girls
are little angels.
- Ooh, I like that. That's good.
Little Angels.
We're the Angels.
Let's celebrate.
Let's go, Angels on
three. One, two, three!
- Angels!
- Marco.
- Marco!
- Marco!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
- Why don't we try one of
the smaller slides first?
- What's the matter?
Are you scared?
- I, I don't like heights.
- Coach, go big or go home.
- I don't know.
- Coach, we go together. Team.
- Ah!
- All right, we play
these games one at a time.
Trust your teammates, it's
all about team. You got it?
Team on three. Let's go.
One, two, three, team!
- Team!
- All right, get out there.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
- Yes!
- Got your back.
- Come on, Frankie!
- Come on, Frankie! Whoo!
Good! Look at that.
Come on, Frankie! Fantastic!
- Nice job, girls.
- That's good defense!
- This place is awesome!
- Okay. Pizza, pizza!
- Pizza again.
- Yes.
- Pizza is the perfect food.
Every food group is
represented.
- Every food group
represented. Who knew that?
- Well.
- Wow, this place is incredible.
- Right?
- So, who are all
these happy people?
- I have no idea.
- Isn't this your place?
- No.
- What? It's not?
- It, It's a Vrbo.
- A what?
- Vrbo. I, I rented this
house for the weekend.
For, for the team for everybody.
- Oh, wow.
- My house is, is
big and everything,
but it's not cozy and
homey like this one.
Maybe 'cause all
you guys are here.
- Hey, coach,
we need you over here.
- Again? Okay.
- Thank you, Mikayla.
- You're welcome.
- Like, sit
down on your bottom.
- Never seen a
rainbow fire in general.
It looks so good
and it's so pretty.
- We had fun today. Did
anybody have fun today?
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
- I have a coffee, black,
for a Charli with an I.
- Thank you.
- Aw.
- That's beautiful.
- Very.
You know, when I first met you,
I thought you were
just some kind of a,
a man hater sent here
to bust my coconuts.
- Ouch.
- But you're not, you're,
you're a wonderful mom.
Very hardworking,
strong, beautiful woman.
A total professional who I
have a lot of respect for.
- Thank you.
- You're also an egg.
- An egg?
- And according
to your daughter,
you have a very hard
shell on the outside,
but on the inside
you're a big softie.
- Oh.
Really? An egg.
- Mm-hmm. An egg.
Or maybe a turtle,
'cause a turtle has a
hard shell on the outside.
- Mm, no, no, no.
I'm not a turtle.
- That's, you do look a
little bit like a turtle.
- No.
- Would you like to have
dinner with me sometime?
- What, like a date?
- Yeah. Like a date.
- I don't think that's
such a good idea.
- No, why would I even say date.
What am I even talking? Not
a date, of course not a date.
Let's just have like a,
something to eat and
just talk to each other.
Like at a, not a date.
Like just adults,
but not a, you know.
Nothing, nothing like
that. Just, or a, a picnic.
Just normal people
talking to each other.
Definitely not a
date. How about this?
I get these girls into
the championship game.
You have a picnic with me?
That's not a date.
Championship game. Picnic.
That was not me.
- Aw, come on, Bertha!
- It wasn't me.
- Smells like bacon.
- It was me.
- Um, yeah, I'm gonna go
feed the monsters out there.
- Yep.
- Get some breakfast.
Who wants breakfast?
- Sorry.
- Watch out.
See her streaking up the
sidelines like that, yeah?
- Penalty kick,
let's go. Line it up.
- Don't wanna take that
kick, do you, pipsqueak?
You scared? Wah!
- Gina,
you take the shot.
- Up top.
- You were so fast today.
- Thank you.
Yeah, and Gina and Trina
were super fast today too.
And Trina scored a goal.
- Yes. I know.
That was so fun.
- Your dinner is served.
- Oh, wow.
Thank you so much.
- Good game today.
- Oh, this looks good.
- Mm-hmm.
- Kind words for minimum
interim head coach Darren Davis.
He's all class.
But let's remember, folks,
it was Davis who made
those halftime adjustments.
Unless he's got head coach
Jake Rogers on speed dial,
and with Rogers,
who the hell knows.
It is another win
for the Tatum Tigers,
but it was a squeaker.
Elijah O'Quinn
clutching up big time
and knocking down the
ball in the end zone
to preserve the narrow victory.
The Tigers are still undefeated,
but man, are they looking
beatable these days?
- Double D, glad
you pulled it off.
Let's game plan for
Northern Florida,
like, I'm standing
right next to you.
- What does ready look like?
No. Yeah, we're ready.
We're just on the
balls of our feet.
We don't have to be running,
we're just bouncing.
We're kind of like this.
We're in what we're gonna
call an athletic position.
- Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Yep.
- You guys are doing great.
- Hustle! Go, fast,
like you mean it.
- Presents.
- Oh, lemme get
this outta the way.
We'll start presents.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, there we go.
There we go. All right.
Hey, Jake, you're
missing the cake.
- Just checkin' the
scores real quick.
- How can you be so stupid
and so smart at the same time?
- What?
- Life is about more
than just winning?
Look, I, I got a beautiful
restaurant, beautiful daughters.
I have a great life because
of my beautiful family.
Not because of a bunch of stuff.
Hey, how many cars you got?
- I don't know, six, seven.
- And how many houses?
- Three.
- Okay, so then why
are you always here?
- I like it here.
- Don't, don't,
don't get me wrong.
I mean, we, we love
having you here.
You're, you're my best customer.
But life and, and
all your success,
it's just empty if you don't
have someone to share it with.
- All right. Good hustle,
ladies, yes! Keep going.
- That's how it's done!
- Yes! Yes!
- Hey, ow!
- Sorry.
- Ref?
- All right, that's
a strong play, yeah.
- You stink. Is
that all you got?
Seriously, I could
block all of your shots
with one hand behind my back.
- Dragons are a
bunch of bullies.
- Seriously.
I wanna kick their butts.
- Yeah, like hashtag
kicked their backside.
- They're pretty good.
But they play like a
bunch of individuals.
We play like a team.
That's our strength.
- Crush them! Crush them!
Crush!
- Hi, mom, we won.
We crushed 'em.
- Way to go sweetie.
I'm so sorry I missed a game.
Got called into a big
emergency meeting.
I'm gonna be a little bit
late picking you up, okay?
- I know, I got your texts.
I'm gonna watch the games
with my other teammates.
And coach is here too.
Meet you at the
Adobe Cantina later.
Love you, mom.
- I love you too.
- That's what we love.
You gonna call that one?
Right. Thank you.
Thank you, ref, for
doing such a wonderful-
- What's our strength?
- Team.
- What?
- Team!
- That's right.
- We're going to...
- All right, we'll talk.
Charli, come in. Have a seat.
- Yo, let's go, we got
this, let's go. Let's go!
- Double D, these are the
drives that win football games.
- Ah, Angels are starting
to look like a real team.
- Thank you.
- Did you enjoy
watching the Dragons?
- Interesting.
- Yeah.
Yeah, you learn anything?
- You have some good players.
We'll see you in the playoffs.
- You'd
have to go undefeated
just to make the playoffs.
- Well, that is the plan.
- Not a chance.
- Come on, Dick. Aren't
you rooting for us?
- No.
- Double D, close
football games require
a good running game,
run the football.
- Hey, that hurt.
- Aw, wah. What are you
gonna do about it, huh, cry?
Do something, pipsqueak.
Do something.
That's what I thought.
You're nothing
without those twins.
Bunch of rejects.
Goal!
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah. Just working on my PKs.
- Want some help?
- Sure.
- You know, they're
only picking on you
because you got 'em worried.
- I always get picked on,
because I'm different.
- Well, being different's good.
Who wants to be just like
everybody else? Boring.
You're perfect, just
the way you are.
- That's what my
mom always says.
- Well, she's right.
- Are you gonna do this or are
you gonna talk me to death?
- Like everything in life,
penalty kicks start right here.
It's all about
having confidence.
Just like field goal
kicking in football.
Ready?
- I can read you
like a book, sucker.
- Lemme try it again.
Oh!
Yes!
It's over here,
I know where you're going.
Whoo!
Come on
Nice shot.
- Ugh, Tevy, honey,
I am so sorry.
The board called an
emergency meeting
and there was nothing
I can do, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, mom,
chill. You got my texts?
- Is that a margarita?
- Oh yeah. It's
a strawberry one.
But don't worry, it's virgin.
- How do you even
know that word?
- More chips?
- What?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- This was amazing,
Maria. Thank you.
- Yeah, the kids are
ahead in their homework
at least three days
and everything's done
for tonight, I promise.
- Thank you.
- What did she say?
- She said she's glad
that you liked the meal.
- Oh, that's not
what I said.
Oh, goodnight.
- Thank you. Yes.
- Keeper!
- Goalkeeper.
- Nothing makes me happier than
to see my daughter's smile.
- There I go.
- There we go.
You just did it.
- She's wonderful.
- Thank you for taking
care of her today.
- No, no problem at
all. She's an Angel.
I take care of my Angels.
- Yeah, my dad left
when I was five.
Kind of messed up my
ability to trust men.
- I'm sorry that happened.
- What about you?
Ever married?
- Once.
To football.
Yeah, not a good, not conducive
to a relationship at all.
Plus I found out also
that I'm very selfish
and self-absorbed and egocentric
and a whole bunch of
other words like that.
- Well.
The board of
directors called me in
for an emergency meeting.
- On a Saturday?
- The football team
almost lost today
- To an unranked opponent.
- LM and I are getting nervous.
- And that's why
you have to have
a strong running game like
that, a strong offensive line.
You wanna close out
games that are close.
I saw the highlights
on the sports.
Can I get you another drink?
I'll get, I'll get us
both somewhere else.
- Remember, Tevy, don't
look at the goalkeeper.
Look right into the
corner. You got this.
- That's a hold, sir.
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Why do you even
bother? You suck.
- What is wrong with you?
Don't you have some
puppies to go kick?
- You're my puppy, and
I'm gonna kick you.
- I don't think so.
- You mess with one Angel,
you mess with us all.
- We're a team.
- Not so tough now, are you?
- We'll see you on the field.
- Game face.
- Dragons? We ought to
call you the chickens.
- Okay, this is it. Final
game of the regular season.
We win and we're in.
Win or go home. Do or die.
- We get it, coach.
We gotta win.
- Well, the truth is,
you're already winners.
I mean, do you remember what
a bunch of losers you were
when I first met you?
I'm kidding.
I was the loser,
because I couldn't see
in each and every one of
you all of the passion,
all of the drive, all of
the grit, all of the heart
that each one of you has.
I'm so proud of you.
You've become a team.
Team is something you belong
to, it's something you feel.
It's something you earn,
and you have earned it.
It's one of the greatest things
you could ever be part of.
So let's go out there
and win this as a team.
Come on, Angels on three.
One, two, three, Angels!
- Angels!
- Let's go! Let's go, let's go.
- One, two, three, Angels!
- Good game, good
game, good game, good game.
Good game, good game,
good game, good game.
Good game, good game,
good game, good game.
- Good game, coach,
we'll get you next time.
- No, you won't.
- Nice game, coach.
- Ah, well thanks, Richard.
- Yeah, it's too bad you
didn't make the playoffs, yeah?
- What are
you talking about?
- Well, per the rules and regs,
which you obviously
never bothered to read,
only four teams can make
the playoffs this year.
Your record has you
tied with the Dolphins,
which means it falls to
the goals against category,
and, well, you've had
more goals scored on you
than the Dolphins.
It's a technicality,
but you're out.
- My girls work their tails
off to make the playoffs.
You'd really cheat
them outta this
just to protect
your little streak?
- Well, what can I say, coach?
Whatever it takes to win.
- Yeah, I used to feel that way.
- Where do you think
I learned it from?
You were the best coach I knew.
- I am a better coach now.
You're scared.
You know we can beat you
and you don't want to
play against the best.
- We are the best.
- Then prove it.
- I just did.
- Jake, what's going on?
- Angels are outta the
playoffs. Season's over.
- What are you
talking about? We won.
- That park administrator,
Dick, rules and regs.
- Why are they so dirty?
- It's a long story,
but he changed the
rules for the playoffs.
Now the Angels are out.
- He can't do that.
- Apparently he can.
The girls worked so
hard, now it's just over
and they're gonna be crushed.
And it's on my fault.
- Jake, you're an idiot.
- I know.
- Did you even read
these rules and regs?
- I skimmed them, but.
- Your first game was a forfeit,
so those goals don't count.
A forfeit goes down
as a one to zero.
- What?
- Those other goals don't count.
So the Angels are in.
- We're in?
- We are in.
- You are so smart!
I love you.
I, I mean, I know-
- Okay. Bye, Jake.
- We're in! Whoo!
- Yes!
Okay, this game puts
us in the championship.
You girls have worked
your tails off for this,
so let's do it.
- Team on three.
- one, two, three, Team!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Great play. Great play.
- Whoo! Go, Angels!
- All right, let's go,
Angels. Keep it up.
That's it, that's the
way to play. Nice play.
- Go, Tevy! Come on.
- They're playing so well.
Get outta there!
What a team.
- Yes. Amazing.
- Okay, watch her on the side.
Watch her on the side.
- That's game!
- Yes!
- Angels win!
- Yes.
- Yay!
- Yes! And you owe me a picnic.
- Nice job, girls!
- I just felt I had
to say something.
- Well, we appreciate
your honesty,
but our decision is final.
- I understand. I'll
tell him myself.
Thank you.
- Wow, you look great.
Welcome to the picnic.
I love seeing the
field like this.
- Empty?
- It's, it's never empty to me.
I mean, I can see all the
practices, all the plays,
all the blood, sweat and
tears that have gone on here.
It, it's never empty.
When I first got here,
the football team
was three and nine.
Two years later
I had 'em playing for the
national championship.
It feels really good to be a
part of building something.
- Like the Angels.
- Exactly like the Angels.
Have a seat.
- You lied to me.
- What?
- You lied to me.
You told me you wouldn't
speak to the football coaches,
that you wouldn't
have any contact.
I saw a text on your
phone from Coach Darren.
You're still coaching,
probably have been all along.
- I, I can explain.
- Don't lie to me.
- You're right. I was still
coaching the football team.
I'm sorry. I, I wasn't
technically talking to them.
I was texting 'em and
I, and I know that's,
doesn't make it any better,
but football has always been,
it's the only thing in my life
I've ever really been good at.
It's, it's been my whole life.
I guess you told the board,
and I guess now I'm fired.
- I didn't tell the board.
- What?
- I didn't tell the board.
You're in the clear.
This national championship
football game has them worried.
They want you reinstated
as head coach.
- Are you serious?
- I'm serious.
You got your job back.
You should be happy.
- I mean, I, I am.
But I, I can still
coach the Angels, right?
- No.
- But I want to coach them.
- The soccer championship
is at the same time
as the football championship.
Same time, same day.
You can't coach both.
I'll tell the girls.
Hello, everybody,
and welcome to
football Saturday.
It's the Florida Black Bears
versus the Tatum Tigers
for the national championship.
The big story here
tonight is the return
of Tiger's head
coach Jake Rogers.
Coach Rogers was suspended
for the regular season,
but cleared the return for
the national championship.
- That's a nice kick, Shipley.
- The question
is, is this still his team
and can he bring home
the championship again?
- One, two,
three, four, five, six.
- Right foot in.
- One, two,
three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10.
- Hi. Where's Jake?
- Listen up girls, bring it in.
So, Coach Jake won't
be here tonight.
He had to go coach the national
championship football game.
- But he's our coach.
- Yeah.
What about us?
- That game is a
really big deal.
- This game is a
really big deal.
- Well, you have Coach Maria.
Look, girls, you have
to understand this-
- Oh, we understand.
He bailed on us.
Had a better offer.
- So much for team.
- What a jerk
- Coach, ready for
the pre-game speech?
- Darren, this is
a huge game. Huge.
I don't have to tell you that.
These players have worked
so hard to get here.
They'll never, ever forget it.
Biggest moment of
their entire lives.
- You're right, coach.
- As coaches, we
should lead by example.
But sometimes we get so
caught up in the whole mess,
we lose sight of
what's most important.
- Coach, I'm a little con-
- Team.
- Okay.
- It's all about team.
- Yes.
- I'm not gonna let
the team down, Darren,
and neither are you.
- No. No, we're not.
- This is your team, Darren.
You coach your team.
Okay.
I'm gonna go coach mine.
- Coach, where you going?
- You got this, Darren.
- You know this is
the championship though, right?
- All right, girls, come on.
This is the championship!
Let's go, bring it in, come on!
One, two, three.
- Team.
- All right, go. Go.
- What kind of cheer was that?
I thought I taught you
girls to work as a team.
- What do you know about team?
- Don't you have a
football game to coach?
- Football? This is football.
And you girls, you are my
team and I'm your coach.
If you'll have me.
- One,
two, three, Dragons!
- Let's go.
- Hey!
- Great to have you back.
Angels, come on!
- Let's do this. Let's do this.
All right, here we go.
- Now let's go
teach those chickens
not to mess with
the Little Angels!
- Yeah!
- Angels on three.
- One, two, three.
- Angels!
- Go get 'em, go
get 'em, Angels!
You got this!
Let's go, girls!
- Good hustle, good hustle.
Keep on the pressure!
- Run it out, run it out,
run it out! Get there!
- Shoot that, shoot that!
- Yes!
- Dragons score.
- It's okay, we'll get it
back, we'll get it back.
- What do you think
of that, coach?
- Have a short memory, Frankie,
you're the best in the league.
Have a short memory,
forget about it.
You got her, you got
her, you got her.
- Shoot that, shoot that!
Just like we drew it
up, yeah.
- Mikayla, ball.
- Dragons
two, Angels zero.
- Get off me.
Stop doing that!
- All right, call
that, ref! Call it!
How do you not call that?
What? What is going on?
- That's good, clean
play. Good, clean play.
- She's all over
her. Watch number 13.
- Hey, ref. Stop fouling me.
- It's a contact sport.
- Little rough stuff
never hurt anybody.
- Ugh! Ref!
- Oh, come on ref, she
just steamrolled her.
You have to make that call.
It's ridiculous, terrible.
No more from you, coach.
Are you kidding me? What?
Seriously!
- Coach, stop.
- That's right. Yes.
- What?
- They aren't gonna
give us any calls.
Don't get thrown out.
We need you. We need our coach.
- All right, you're right.
Get back out there.
- All right, fine.
- Can't take the heat, coach?
- Trina, you got her,
you gotta get there. Come on.
Come on, get on her, get on
her, get on her, get on her.
- Dragons three, Angels zero.
- Half time.
- Hey, listen up.
You girls have had an incredible
season. Incredible season.
Remember when we first met,
you guys were the reject team.
You were the team
to be named later.
TBNL, you didn't
even have a name.
Now you are in the
championship game
and the Dragons are having
to cheat to beat you.
That's how afraid
of you they are.
Now they have a few
good individuals, sure.
But we are stronger.
Why are we stronger?
- Team.
- Team. That's right.
Being part of a team is the
greatest thing in the world.
It's like being
part of a family,
and being part of a family means
that someone always
has your back.
I've never really been
part of a family before.
Everything in my life has
always been about me first.
Coaching you girls has been
the greatest honor
of my entire life.
I've learned so much from you.
You have so much strength
and so much heart.
I would stand with you girls
against anyone on this planet
because win or lose, I wanna
be part of this family.
- All right, guys.
Family on three.
- One,
two, three, family!
Ew!
- It's about
time!
- Oh my god.
- Ew.
- Put this on.
Coach.
- Okay.
- The second half
begins in three minutes.
- Tevy.
- Good pass.
- Listen, that girl
is all over you
and they're not
gonna call it, okay,
so this is what I wanna do.
- Coach, God sent me a play.
- Well, I don't wanna argue
with God. What do you got?
Yes! Great job!
- Goal by number nine.
Mikayla Christiansen.
Dragons three, Angels one.
- All right, yeah, all right.
- Angels goal
by number four, Gina Torres.
Dragon three, Angels two.
- Ow!
- Direct free kick.
- What?
Hey, ref, ref!
- Hey, hey, hey.
You got the penalty,
all right, stop acting.
- No, my ankle, it really hurts.
- Why would you call that?
I thought we had a deal.
- I had to. It was so obvious.
- Well, you will not
be here next year.
- I sold my company,
I'm retired.
You paying me 12 bucks a game.
- Yeah, well that's 12
bucks you don't have.
- All right, let's get
you to the sideline.
- It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
Here we go. Here you
go, you're all right.
Here you go.
Hey. Hey, hey, you played
a great game tonight.
- Don't worry about me, coach.
Win this one for the family.
- Coach, what are we gonna do?
- I have an idea.
- All right!
- Get off me.
- What are you doing?
- Yes! Yes!
- Goal!
- Goal!
- That's game.
- Dragon three, Angels three.
We now move to a
penalty shootout.
- Okay. Penalty kicks.
They get five. We get five.
Here are our five.
Trina.
- Yes.
- Bertha.
- Yes.
- Frankie, Mikayla,
Tevy.
- Me? I can't.
- No. Yes you can.
You can do this.
Okay, believe in yourself.
- Yeah. You got this.
- You got this.
- Let's go.
- Number
13, Claire Little.
- You got this, Frankie.
- Let's go, Frankie!
- Wait for the whistle.
- You've got this,
Yeah, you've got this.
- Goalkeeper's ready.
- Dragons
one, Angels zero.
- Come on, Trina.
- Number 11, Trina Torres.
Yes. Great shot!
- Dragons
one, Angels one.
- You got this, Frankie.
- You got this.
- Go, Frankie!
- You can do it.
Go, Frankie!
- Dragons
two, Angels one.
Number eight, Bertha.
- Game face!
- You got this, Bertha!
- Dragons
two, Angels two.
- Yes! Great shot!
Great shot, Bertha!
- You got this, Frankie.
You gotta block this.
- Dragons
three, Angels two.
Number one, Frankie Ferruchio.
Dragons three, Angels three.
- Good job, Frankie!
- Ugh, my heart!
- Dragons
four, Angels three.
Number nine, Mikayla
Christiansen.
- You got this, Mikayla!
- Dragons
four, Angels four.
- Come on, Frankie!
Yeah!
- Dragons
four, Angels four.
- You got it.
- Wait.
- Mikayla, make it a good one.
- Let's win this.
- Number
six, Tevy Martin.
- Come on, Tevy!
If she makes this, we win.
- Come on, Tevy.
- Wait for the whistle.
- Okay.
- You gotta be kidding me.
I know where you're
going already.
I own you. I own you!
- Angels
win! Angels win!
- So, do I have to
quit my job now?
- No way.
- All right, enough
kissing already.
- Let me see
your game faces.
- I could do that.
- You should.
You should.
- Nailed it.
- Crush!
- Can we help anything we do?
Act better?