Lizzo: Live in Concert (2022) Movie Script
CROWD CHANTING:
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(CROWD CHANTING "LIZZO"
CONTINUES)
LIZZO:
These are songs about love,
whether it's self-love,
love for your family,
love for your friends
or love for a significant other.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
I really believe that love
for oneself and for others
is what this world needs
to be a better place.
If you can just take the time
to give a little love
to yourself every single day,
treat yourself with respect,
treat yourself the way
you deserve to be treated
and then treat somebody else
with that same level of respect?
That expands.
We're so grateful
to have y'all
part of this family.
- We are winners!
- (WHOOPING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(SINGSONGY)
Did you miss me?
("THE SIGN" PLAYING)
Hi, motherfucker,
did you miss me?
I've been home since 2020
I've been twerkin'
and making smoothies
It's called healing
I feel better
since you seen me last
I been training,
I can flex that ass
So when I shake it,
I can shake it fast
Make that camera flash, LA!
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
If you're looking
for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
- Sing
- Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa
Just a second,
let me fix my wig, yeah
Dealin' with him put me
through some shit, yeah
But I can't forget
I'm still that bitch, yeah
I live inside his head
and pay no rent, yeah
It's lit, yeah
Big rich, big sad,
I'm cute when I'm mad
Bitch, I fell off,
I'm back, you're back
I'm worth my weight,
I'm two hours late
But I'm on my way, ho
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
- You can't get this at
the store - Sing it, y'all!
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
I keep on
writing these songs
'Cause he keep on
doin' me wrong
And my girls keep
singin' along
Sing!
No, no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey
Don't need that energy
Bitch, I'm a Tesla
Hey, hey
F-O-B on the dresser
Don't need that energy
- Bitch, I'm a Tesla
- (VOCALIZING)
Hey, hey,
F-O-B on the dresser
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
- Hell, no, what?
- Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
I keep on
writing these songs
'Cause he keep on
doin' me wrong
And my people
keep singin' along
I guess that
I'm not alone, no
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
("2 BE LOVED" PLAYING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Girl
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Girl, I'm 'bout to
have a panic attack
I did the work,
it didn't work
Ah, ah
That truth, it hurts
Goddamn, it hurts
Ah, ah
That lovey-dovey shit
Was not a fan of it
I'm good with my friends
I don't want a man, girl
I'm in my bed
I'm way too fine
to be here alone
On other hand,
I know my worth
Ah, ah
And now he callin' me
Why do I feel like this?
What's happenin' to me?
Oh, oh, oh
Am I ready?
Girl, there ain't a doubt
Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
How am I supposed
to love somebody else?
When I don't like myself,
like, ooh
Guess I better learn
to like this, ooh
It might take
my whole life just to do
Hey, hey
- He call me Melly
- Ayy
- He squeeze my belly
- Yeah
I'm too embarrassed
To say I like it
- Girl, is this my boo?
- Is this my boo?
That's why I'm asking you
'Cause you know
I've been through
Yeah
Girl, there ain't a doubt
Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Yeah
You found me
I was fed up
with the fantasy
What you wanna do?
Think I'm ready, ooh
Think you like that
Think you like that
When I clap back like that
Clap your hands
You found me
I was fed up
with the fantasy
What you wanna do?
Think I'm ready, ooh
Think you like that
Think you like that
When I clap back like that
Let me know
(VOCALIZING)
Girl, there ain't a doubt
(VOCALIZING)
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it!
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
Yesterday,
I would have run away
And I don't know why
I don't know why
Know why
Yesterday,
I would have run away
And I don't why
I don't why
But I'm ready
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Hello!
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
(MOUTHS) Wow.
My name is Lizzo,
and welcome to the Special tour!
(CHEERING)
We have an incredible show
for you tonight,
but I did not come by myself.
Everybody make some noise
for DJ Sophia Eris!
(CHEERING)
Make some noise for my band
The Lesbians and the Lil' Bigs.
(CHEERING)
And make some noise
for the Big Grrrls!
(CHEERING)
Now, this is the last stop
on the Special tour.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
So I've been a lot of places.
I've been to Canada, bitch.
(CHEERING)
And I've asked every city
this question,
and I'm real curious to see
how y'all are going to respond.
LA, when was the last time
you said something kind
about yourself?
(CHEERING)
Today?
What did you say about yourself?
You a bad fuckin' bitch, period!
(CHEERING)
Y'all are Lizzo fans though
so, you know, you love yourself.
For some people it was today,
for some people
it was yesterday,
for some people,
it's been a very long time.
But it's okay, baby,
'cause tonight
is a self-love fest!
(CHEERING)
We're gonna start off
nice and easy.
Can you sing...
I'm the one
AUDIENCE:
I'm the one
I'm the one, the one
- Oh, I think they're ready.
- (CHEERING)
("SOULMATE" PLAYING)
If you are your own soulmate,
I want you to help me
sing this one.
(LIZZO CHUCKLES)
No glory, let's go
Yeah, the old me
used to love a Gemini
Like a threesome,
fuckin' with him every night
A lotta two-faced people
show your both sides
So I figured out
I gotta be my own type
They used to say to get a man
you had to know how to look
They used to say
to keep a man
You had to know how to cook
But I'm solo in Soho
I'm sippin' Soju in Malibu
It's a me, myself
kinda attitude
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one,
one, one, one
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one
That bitch in the mirror
like, yeah, I'm in love
Love, love, love,
love, love, love
Like, yeah, I'm in love
Love, love, love
Look up in the mirror
like, damn, she the one
And she never tell me
to exercise
We always get extra fries
You know the sex is fire
I've gotta testify
I get flowers every Sunday
Imma marry me one day
True love ain't something
you can buy yourself
True love finally happens
when you by yourself
If you by yourself,
then go and buy yourself
Another round from the bottle
on the high-up shelf
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Always gonna hold me down
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one,
one, one, one
- She the one, she the one
- She the one
She the one,
she the one, she the one
That bitch in the mirror
like, yeah, I'm in love
I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love
I want you to sing,
"I'm the one."
Are you ready?
One, two, thee, sing!
AUDIENCE:
I'm the one
I'm the one
I'm the one, the one
Keep singing, y'all.
I'm the one...
I'm the one
I'm the one...
I can't hear y'all.
A little bit louder!
I'm the one...
I'm the one
I'm the one...
Come on, sing it.
One more time, say...
I'm the one...
- LIZZO: You the one.
- I'm the one
- You not the two.
- I'm the one
- Sing it out, y'all.
- The one
Look up
in the mirror like that
She the one, one, one, one
One, one, one
She the one, one, one, one
Look up
in the mirror like that
She the one, one, one, one
One, one, one
Yeah, she the one,
one, one, one
That bitch
in the mirror like
One, one, one,
one, one, one, one
One, one, one, one
Look up
in the mirror like that
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Sing it, y'all!
Look up in the mirror,
like, damn she the one
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
- Like she the one
- Yeah, she the one
(CHEERING)
("PHONE" PLAYING)
Huh, where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my
Where the hell
my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
Huh, where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my
Where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone?
How I'm 'posed
to get home, huh?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed
to get home
You're holding it
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed
to get home, huh?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
You're holding it
Bitches, um...
Bitches, uh...
Uh-huh
Hold my bag, bitch
Hold my bag
Do you see this shit?
Hold me back
I'm about to knock
somebody out
Yo, where my best friend?
She the only one I know
To talk me off the deep end
- Sing!
- 'Cause that's my girl
We codependent
If she with it,
then I'm with it
Yeah, we tussle,
mind your business
Zu, zu, zu, zu, zu-su-lu
That's my girl, we CEO's
And dancin' like a C-E-ho
We about to throw them bows
Let's fuck it up
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Let me take
these earrings off
And hit the boosie ratchet
with my friends
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Imma go
Lorena Bobbitt on him
So he never fuck again
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Now you can't
fuck again, ho
That's my girl,
we codependent
If she with it,
then I'm with it
Yeah, we tussle,
mind your business
- Zu, zu, zu, zu, zu-su-lu
- LIZZO: Here we go.
That's my girl, we CEO's
And dancin' like a C-E-ho
We about to throw them bows
Let's fuck it up
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
- LA, Where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- Over here
- Where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- Over here
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- In the middle
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
- Where my girls at?
- Sing that shit!
Let's go!
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
Uh, hold me down
Uh, hold me back
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
(CHEERING)
("BOYS" PLAYING)
Girls
Boys
Girls
Boys
Girls
Boys
(ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
Are you ready?
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
I got one question.
Where my boys at?
(MEN CHEERING)
Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy?
You tryin' to play coy
like a Game Boy?
Hit my phone boy,
is you home boy?
Are you alone boy?
Come give me dome, boy
Got a boy with degrees,
a boy in the streets
A boy on his knees,
he a man in the sheets
Sheesh,
it's all Greek to me
I got this boy
speaking Spanish, ay
- Sing!
- Baby, I don't need you
Sing!
I just wanna freak you
Hey!
I heard you a freak, too
What's two plus two?
Four, three, two, one
Boys
Boys
Your turn
Boys make a girl go crazy
- Four, three, two, one
- Sing it y'all!
Boys
Boys
Boys make a girl go crazy
- Four, three, two, one
- Let's go!
AUDIENCE:
Big boys itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys,
inner city boys
I like the pretty boys
with the bow tie
Get your nails did,
let it blow dry
I like a big beard,
I like a clean face
I don't discriminate,
come and get a taste
To the gay boys
(CHEERING)
Baby, I don't need you
I don't need you
I just wanna freak you
Let me love you now
I heard you a freak, too
That's right
What's two plus two?
Four, three, two, one
Boys
(VOCALIZING)
Let me hear you say boys
Four, three, two, one
Boys
Boys
Boys
Four, three, two, one
(CHEERING)
- Hello?
- Oh, hey.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
You fine.
One, two, three, jump!
(CHEERING)
(ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
("TEMPO" PLAYING)
I've been waiting
for this one, baby
Turn it up
Slow songs
They for skinny hos
Can't move all of this here
To one of those
I'm a thick bitch
I need tempo
What?
Fuck it up to the tempo
Pitty-pat, pitty-pat,
pitty-pitty-pat
Look at my ass,
it's fitty-fitty-fat
Kitty cat, kitty cat,
kitty-kitty cat
Prrr me a glass, boy,
I like my water wet
What?
- Throw it back
- Throw it back
- Catch that
- Catch that, catch that
I need a jack
For all of this ass
But it won't go flat
Baby, baby
Come eat some of this cakey
He look like he could
gain a little weight
Lick the icing off,
put the rest in your face
- Slow songs
- Sing it, y'all.
Can't move all of this here
To one of those
She a thick bitch
- I need tempo
- Need it
Fuck it up to the tempo
Sing it, y'all.
Fuck it up to the tempo
Sing it, y'all.
Fuck it up to the tempo
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Fuck it up to the tempo
All my big girls!
You gonna have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives
Call me little buttercup
Whoo
All means necessary
My ass is
not an accessorary
Yeah, I said it,
accessorary
Twerk skills, legendary!
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Can't move all of this here
to one of those
I'm a thick bitch,
I need tempo
- What?
- Need it
Fuck it up
to the tempo
Fuck it up to the tempo
Fuck it up
to the tempo
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Fuck it up to the tempo
Missy
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Ahh!
Ah-ha!
Everybody make some noise
for the fucking icon and legend
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Permission to be
in shock, bitch.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Missy likes the big girls, too.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
The dancing was amazing.
It was a little ho-ish.
Am I turnin' big girls into hos?
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(MOUTHS)
Okay, okay, yeah.
That's cool,
'cause I'm also turning
big girls into
Emmy winners, bitch!
(CHEERING)
("RUMORS" BY LIZZO
FEAT. CARDI B PLAYING)
They don't know, I do it
for the culture, goddamn
They say I should watch
the shit I post, oh, goddamn
Say I'm turning
big girls into
AUDIENCE:
Hos, oh, goddamn
They say I get groupies
at my shows
AUDIENCE:
Oh, goddamn
All the rumors
are true, yeah
What ya heard,
that's true, yeah
Fuck him and you, yeah
If you believe I do that
Had to cut
some hos loose, yeah
NDA, no loose lips
Now them hos
tryin' to sue me
Bitch,
I don't give two shits
All the rumors
are true, yeah
I've been
in the bamboo, yeah
Focused on this music
My ex-nigga, he blew it
Last year
I thought I would lose it
Reading shit
on the Internet
My smoothie cleanse,
my diet
No, I ain't fuck Drake
AUDIENCE:
Yet
Spending all your time
tryin' to break a woman down
Realer shit is going on
Baby, take a look around
If you thought
that I was ratchet
With my ass hanging out
Just wait
until the summer, bitch
One, two, three, here we go.
Talkin', talkin', talkin'
Give 'em
something to talk about
Sick of rumors
But haters do
what they do
Haters do what they do
Cardi B
All the rumors
are true, yeah
Fake ass, fake boobs, yeah
Made a million
at Sue's, yeah
Y'all be runnin'
with fake news, yeah
Cardi ain't poppin',
no, that's a machine
Nobody listen',
they buyin' them streams
They even post it
on blogs overseas
A lie in a language
I can't even read
The fuck does this mean?
Look, I'm a Bronx bitch
With some pop hits
Used to pop off
When they pop shit
But I'm calmed down
And I'm locked in
And my records
Live in the top ten
Lizzo, teach me
About big girl coochie
Last time I got freaky
The FCC sued me
But Imma keep doing
What I wanna do
'Cause all the rumors are
All the rumors
are true, yeah
They hated on me
since school, yeah
I never thought
I was cool, yeah
Me and Cardi,
we cool, yeah
I love hos on poles, yeah
I am body goals
This shit from my soul
Black people made
rock and roll, yeah
While you're
spending all your time
Tryin' to break
a woman down
You're breakin' women down
Just take a look around
Hey
Hands up!
Jump! Put your hands up!
One, two, three, go!
Whoo!
Give 'em
somethin' to talk about
Sick of rumors
But haters do
what they do
Haters do what they do
All the rumors
are true, bitch!
Ooh.
Rumors, yeah-hey
Make some noise for Cardi B!
(CHEERING)
Rumors, yeah-hey
I love you!
(CHEERING)
I'm chasin' that ass.
(CROWD CHEERING)
LIZZO:
My body is strong.
My body is beautiful.
My body is nobody's business.
I put in work for my body.
I take care of my body.
I look good in my body.
Every body deserves love.
(CROWD CHEERING)
You mind if I come
a little closer?
(CHEERING)
("NAKED" PLAYING)
Welcome to my body
I know it's nice to meet it
Fantasies been written
'Bout the beauty
and the sweetness
Can I be discreet with you?
Will you keep
all my secrets?
I just wanna lay it down
and open up the deepness
All the conversations say
I should feel a way
I don't care
what people think
Or spend or sway,
we can run away
- (VOCALIZING)
- (CHEERING)
Let down my guard,
undo my robe
I'm standing here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make this body
feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
can you take it?
Naked
Beauty is a gift, but curses
everyone that chase it
I wish we could live
without no body expectation
I've seen every part of me
and, babe, I can't erase it
If I get on top of you,
you promise to embrace it?
- Let down my guard
- Let down my guard
- Undo my robe
- Undo my robe
I'm standin' here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make
this body feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
can you take it?
Naked
(VOCALIZING)
Let down my guard,
undo my robe
I'm standing here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make this body
feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
don't you waste it
I'm naked
(VOCALIZES)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
No matter what the haters say,
no matter
what the politicians do,
it will always be my body,
my motherfuckin' choice!
(CHEERING)
Now this is the part of the
show that I like to call therapy.
("JEROME" PLAYING)
Y'all tryin' to have
some therapy with me tonight.
(CHEERING)
I want everybody to put
your lights up right now.
This light represents the love
that you have for yourself!
Don't ever let
nobody dim your light.
This song is called "Jerome."
Now if you've ever had
a Jerome in your life
or someone who just simply
needs to take they ass home,
I want you to sing it with me.
Wave your lights.
You ready?
Poor little baby
Who told you that you stood
a chance with this royalty?
You're so sweet,
bless your heart
Can't let a pretty face
distract me from business
And God as my witness,
your ugly ass won't either
(LAUGHS)
2:00 a.m. photos
with smileys and hearts
Ain't the way
to my juicy parts
Boy, thank me later,
looks good on paper
But love isn't easy,
so I'll do the hardest part
Jerome
Jerome
Sing it, y'all.
Take your ass home
And come back
when you're grown
Jerome
Jerome
Jerome
Go on
and take your ass home
Where the peaches have
Thorns
Don't cry for me, baby
Don't cry, no
Oh, don't cry for me, baby
Hey, hey
Ohh!
(CHEERING)
("BREAK UP TWICE" PLAYING)
LA, will you be
my therapist tonight?
(CHEERING)
Better yet, LA, will you
be my bestie tonight?
'Cause I really need
my bestie, bitch.
This song is called
"Break Up Twice."
Uh-huh, 'cause that's
what we not gonna do.
I talked to my
girlfriends yesterday
They reminded me of when you
had me cryin' in my car
Then when you came
to my barbecue
They all gave you attitude
Well, shoot, every reason
they mad at you is true
But we promised to make up
Even if it's gonna take us
All of our lives
I'm willing to
give it another try
We need to do this like
Love's on the line
this time
Boy, you know you better
Ooh, you know you better
Boy, you know
you better watch out
'Cause, boy,
you know me better
You know me so much better
You know that
I don't break up twice
(MOUTHS)
Bitch.
And my love
so good it hurts
You make it work
'cause you know my worth
And I can have
any man I want
But I never had nobody
with a love like you
It would be a shame
not to see this through
Plus, who gonna put up
With your Gemini shit
like I do?
You feel me.
And we promised to make up
Even if it's gonna take us
All of our lives
I'm willing to
give it another try
We need to do this
Like love's on the line
I'm real, loving takes time
Boy, you know you better
Ooh, you know you better
Boy, you know you better
Sing!
Watch out
'Cause, boy,
you know me better
You know me
so much better
You know
that I don't break up
You know that
I don't break up twice
- (VOCALIZING)
- It takes time
Oh, oh-oh
It's a real thing
Boy, you know you better
- Ah, ha
- It takes time
You know that
I don't break up twice
(CHEERING)
I love you, you're beautiful
and you can do anything.
Say it out loud.
ALL:
I love you,
you are beautiful
and you can do anything.
Now close your eyes
and say it to yourself.
(INHALES)
ALL:
I love you, you are beautiful
and you can do anything.
In case nobody told you today,
you're special.
("SPECIAL" PLAYING)
Los Angeles.
Special
Woke up this morning
to somebody in a video
Talking about something
I posted in a video
If it wasn't me then
would you even get offended?
Or is it just because
I'm Black and heavy?
Y'all don't hear her though
I've been the same
Since I've been driving
Slow on Bissonnet
Call up anybody I know
And they would
tell you that
Fame is pretty new
But I've been used to
people judging me
That's why I move
the way I move
And why
I'm so in love with me
I'm used to
feeling alone, oh
So I thought
that I'd let you know
In case nobody
told you today
- You're special
- Special
In case nobody
made you believe
- You're special
- Special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
Perfect
Ladies and gentlemen, SZA!
(CHEERING)
Woke up this morning
to somebody judging me
When somebody judging me
Don't know
who I'm supposed to be
I'm just happy and glad
Just never say you're sorry
All I need to get
I can only do it for me
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Like empathy and you think
And thinking 'bout when
All I know
Only God can judge me
I don't hide my heart
I wear it on me
I'm used to bein' alone
I thought
that I'd let you know
- Sing!
- In case nobody
Told you today
- You're special
- Special
In case nobody
made you believe
In case nobody
- You're special
- Special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
Could you imagine a world
where everybody's the same
You could cancel a girl
'Cause she just
wanted to change
How could you throw
fuckin' stones
If you ain't been
through her pain
That's why we feel so alone
That's why we feel
so much shame, mm!
I'm used to feelin' alone
- Oh
- Alone
So I thought
that I'd let you know
I would let you
- Know
- (VOCALIZING)
In case nobody
told you today
- In case nobody
- You're special
In case nobody
made you believe
Nobody made you believe
You're special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
I'm so glad, I'm so glad,
I'm so glad
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
In case
nobody told you today
You're special
In case nobody
made you believe
Nobody, nobody, no
You're special
Well, I will always
love you the same
- I will always love you
- You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
I'm so glad, so glad
Broken but, damn,
you're still perfect
- I'm so glad
- Special
SZA!
(CHEERING)
This is my fucking fave!
Make some noise
for my fucking fave, Lizzo!
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
A gift to the world.
Thank you so much for even
just being my friend.
I love you. You're special.
(CHEERING)
("I'M EVERY WOMAN" PLAYING)
I know y'all
just met the Little Bigs,
but can I reintroduce y'all
to the Little Bigs?
(CHEERING)
Whatever you want
Whatever you need
Anything you
want done, baby
I'll do it naturally
'Cause I'm every woman
Every woman
It's all in
Me-e-e
It's all in
Me-e-e
Yeah
Clap your hands.
I'm every woman
This is for all my women.
I'm every woman
For my Mom (INDISTINCT)
This is for anybody
who's ever been told no.
I'm telling you yes, bitch!
Ha, ha.
- (VOCALIZING)
- I'm every woman
'Cause you can do anything!
I'm every woman
Absolutely anything.
Keep clappin'.
I'm every woman
I'm every woman
("LIKE A GIRL" PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Woke up feelin' like
I just might
run for President
Even if there ain't
no precedent
Switchin' up the messaging
I'm about to add
a little estrogen
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Only exes that I care about
Are in my
fucking chromosomes
I don't really need you
I'm Macaulay Culkin
"Home Alone"
Bad bitch
diamonds in my collarbone
Yee, yee
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Sugar, spice and I'm nice
Show me what you're made of
Crazy, sexy, cool baby
With or without makeup
Got nothing to prove
But Imma show you how I do
LIZZO:
Let's go!
Find me up in Magic City
Bustin' hundreds
by the bands
- And I throw it
- Like a girl
- Throw it, throw it
- Like a girl
Hangin' out the 750
Feelin' bossy in my city
- 'Cause I run it
- Like a girl
- Run it, run it
- Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
Like a girl, like a girl,
like a girl
Shoot the car
through the fire
Light the kerosene
Lauryn Hill told me
everything is everything
Serena Williams
Put me on a pedestal
Bet on me, bet I will
Sugar, spice and I'm nice
Show me what you're made of
Crazy, sexy, cool baby
With or without makeup
Okay, I got
nothing to prove
But Imma show you how I do
Find me up in Magic City
bustin' hundreds by the bands
- And I throw it
- Like a girl
- What?
- Like a girl
Hangin' out the 750
Feelin' bossy in my city
- 'Cause I run it
- Like a girl
- Yes, I run it
- Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
Like a girl, like a girl
Like a girl, like a girl
If you fight like a girl
Cry like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
If you feel like a girl
then you real like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
If you fight like a girl,
cry like a girl
Do your thing
Run the whole damn world
If you feel like a girl
then you real like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
Find me up in Magic City
bustin' hundreds by the bands
- Sing that shit.
- Like a girl
- Sing it!
- Like a girl
Okay, I'm hangin' out
the 750, baby
Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
(CHEERING)
Is it your birthday, girl?
("BIRTHDAY GIRL" PLAYING)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
- Happy birthday
- Is it your birthday, girl?
Where the party place at?
- Lookin' like a present
- Happy birthday
Is it your birthday, girl?
Happy birthday
Whoo, it's on me, ladies
Come and get it if you
want it, it's free, ladies
Feel good when you
rollin' with me, don't it?
We here, we just
had to believe on it
So glad we never worried
'bout the shit they say
My biggest flex
is that my team the same
I started from the bottom
with my hos
Love y'all
so fucking much
Don't mean to get emot'
You know me and Patron
When you been
through the most
You gotta do the most
So take it to the head
and touch your t-t-toes
Yeah, bitch, we 'bout to
Let's go
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Clap, clap, clap,
do it with no hands
Brand new wig,
better change your plans
When we get together,
we don't got no man
We don't want no man,
we don't need no man
Hey, we can block
these calls like all day
We ain't stalking nobody
on a fake page
Better make way, shit
I started from the bottom
with my hos
Love y'all so fucking much
Don't mean to get emot'
You know me and Patron
When you been
through the most
You gotta do the most
So take it to the head
and touch your t-t-toes
One, two, three, what?
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
- (VOCALIZING)
- Let's celebrate it
It's a very special
birthday tonight.
Everybody make some noise.
I'm surprising my sister Vanessa
'cause it's her birthday!
Everyone say,
"Happy Birthday, Vanessa!"
ALL:
Happy Birthday, Vanessa!
LIZZO:
Now you know the rules.
We gonna sing "Happy Birthday."
But you gotta turn up right now.
One, two, one, two, three.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday,
dear Vanessa
Happy Birthday to you
Sing it one more time!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday,
dear Vanessa
Happy birthday to you
Sing! One, two, three, go!
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Ah, shit,
is it your birthday, girl?
What you want
on that cake, bitch?
- (LAUGHTER)
- (BLOWS)
(CHEERING)
My sister Vanessa, y'all.
Don't get it twisted,
she a diva, too.
(WHOOPS)
This is the part of the show
where I put on gloves.
(CHEERING)
Woke up feelin' like
I just might run
for President
(CHEERING)
Would y'all vote for me
if I ran for President?
(CHEERING)
First thing I'm doing
as President,
the national anthem is
"Back That Azz Up."
(CHEERING)
And I'm twerkin' on the
Declaration of Independence.
Just like they said I would.
Oh, gosh, they gonna
come at me, y'all.
Let 'em come at me.
They come at me
for everything I do, man.
People gonna come at you
for everything you do,
so be yourself.
(CHEERING)
In a world where you can
be anything, be yourself!
They tried to come at me
for being Black.
I don't see the insult
'cause I love being Black.
What's the... I love it here.
They come at me for being
fat and beautiful, what?
I'm fat and beautiful.
And to my LGBTQIA+ community,
make some noise!
(CHEERING)
Everybody's gay!
("EVERYBODY'S GAY" PLAYING)
1:00 A.M. and the night
just keeps on calling, ooh
We on demon time
until tomorrow morning
- Ooh, wee
- Say less
Bitch, say less,
express yourself
Bitch, get dressed,
unstress yourself
It's cold outside,
so what, let's take a walk
Let's go.
Tonight I wanna be
Nobody else
Nobody else
This costume feels so real
Almost scared myself
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
We can take our mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m. my freak
come out the cage
My freak's out, grr
Mm, yeah
There's a Mona Lisa
moaning in the room
Mm!
Tell a sexy nurse
to meet me in the loo
Ooh, yeah
Sisters drinkin'
bitches brew
The mister got
a monster, too
Big dick
It's getting' freaky,
do you wanna leave the ball?
Sing it, y'all.
Hell, nah
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
We can take our mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m.
my freak com out the cage
You ready?
Purr, bitch
Freaky nights
Crazy times
Let's play dress up, baby
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
You can take your mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m.
my freak com out the cage
Uh, bitch
(CHEERING)
AUDIENCE (CHANTING):
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
(SIGHS)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
I'm cryin'
'Cause I love you, yeah
("CUZ I LOVE YOU" PLAYING)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah
Never been in love before
What the fuck are
fucking feelings, yo?
Once upon a time,
I was a ho
I don't even wanna
ho no mo'
Got you something
from the liquor store
Little bit of Lizzo
and some Mo
Tryin' to open up
a little more
Sorry if my heart
a little slow
I thought
that I didn't care
I thought I was
love-impaired
Baby, ooh, baby
I don't know
what I'm gonna do
Sing!
AUDIENCE:
I'm crying
'Cause I love you
Yes, you
Yeah, yeah
Got me standing in the rain
Gotta get my hair
pressed again
I would do it for you all,
my friend
You ready, baby?
Will you be my man?
Wanna put you on a plane
Fly you out
to wherever I am
Catch you on the low,
I was ashamed
I'm crazy, about to
tat your name
Thought that I didn't care
I thought I was
love-impaired
Baby
Baby
I don't know
what I'm gonna do
(VOCALIZING)
(CHEERING)
I'm cryin'
AUDIENCE:
'Cause I love you
Everybody, put your lights up.
This song is called
"If You Love Me."
("IF YOU LOVE ME" PLAYING)
Ooh-ooh
I've learned
to love me as myself
But when
I'm with somebody else
I question
everything I know
How can you say
I'm beautiful
When the world can't love me
to my face?
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid
'Cause if you love me,
you love all of me
Or none of me at all
I love all of you, LA!
I accept the things
that I can't change about you
But can't accept the fact
That I can't
change myself, too
Wish I could fall in love
With me so easily
like you did
Being good to me
like I am someone else
Seems so backhanded
When the world
can't love me to my face
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid, no-oh
If you love me,
you love all of me
Or none of me at all, oh
Everything
the light touches
Oh, baby,
give me light touches
When the world
can't love me to my face
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't let me run away
Oh, yes
Look me in my eyes
Takes over my mind
Don't you be afraid,
no, no, no, no, no
(VOCALIZES)
Will you be there
standin' by my side?
Standin' by my side
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid, no, no
'Cause if you love me,
you love all of me, yeah
And if you love me,
you love all of me, yeah
Or none of me at all
If you love me
If you love me
If you love me
(VOCALIZING)
(CHEERING)
I'm wanna give you
your roses tonight.
(CHEERING)
("COLDPLAY" PLAYING)
This song is called "Coldplay."
If you know it,
I want you to sing it.
And if I see you singing it,
Imma give you this rose.
Ha, ha!
And everything you do
In Tulum,
we pretended we're married
And that little tiny house
was our home
It was so freeing to know
that we made it
To know that I
never ever will be alone
All we had
Was time
And at the front of my mind
I was so close to leavin'
the world behind with you
Ooh-ooh
And I just know it
That in this life
My love is you-ooh-ooh
Going to sleep,
holding hands at the sunrise
Waking up,
holding hands in the rain
I feel so goofy,
I don't really do this
But with you,
it's healing how I feel pain
It made me sad
I cried
Singing Coldplay
in the night
Dancing to no music
just feels right with you
Ooh, ooh
- And I just know it
- Hey
I just know it
In this life
My love is you-ooh-ooh
And I just know it
I just know it
Oh, my love is you
It's you, you, you
It's you, you, oh
- And I just know it
- And I just know it
That in this life
my love is you
You, you-oh-oh
(GENTLE FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLAYING RAPIDLY)
(SONG ENDS)
(CHEERING)
Makes some noise
for Sasha Flute!
The most famous flute
owned by a Black woman!
She'll be back,
but for now say bye, bitch.
AUDIENCE:
Bye, bitch.
(LAUGHS) Bye, bitch, down.
Y'all havin' a good time?
(CHEERING)
I'm having a great time.
Family in the building.
(CHEERING)
I'm not just talkin'
about my sister.
I said I got family
in the building.
You guys sound really unsure.
Did you... Did you
take your DNA test earlier?
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
Oh, guys, did you take
your DNA test at the door?
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
And what were the results?
AUDIENCE:
A hundred percent that bitch!
You're 100 percent that what?
AUDIENCE:
Bitch!
Let's go!
("TRUTH HURTS" PLAYING)
Y'all ready for this one?
I want everybody
to sing this song right here.
Let's go.
Bounce with me, bounce with me.
Bounce with me, bounce with me.
Bounce with me,
bounce with me. Whoo!
Why men great till
they gotta be great?
Whoo
- I just took a
- DNA test
Turns out
I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
I got boy problems,
that's the human in me
Bling, bling,
then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me
You coulda had a bad bitch
Non-committal
Help you with
your career, just a little
You're supposed to
hold me down
But you're holding me back
And that's the sound
of me not calling you back
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
Don't text me,
tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed
something more exciting
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
You tried to break my heart
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought
you ever had it
No, you ain't
from the start
Hey, I'm glad you're back
with your bitch
Who would wanna hide this?
- I will
- Never ever
Be your side chick
I put the sing in single
Ain't worried 'bout
a ring on my finger
So you can
tell your friends
Shoot your shot
What?
It's okay
He already in my DMs
Let's go!
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
- Let's go!
- Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed
something more exciting
You gotta
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
Imma hit you back
in a minute
I don't play tag,
bitch I been it
Bitch, I been it,
bitch, I been it
Bitch, I been it,
bitch, I been it
Let's go!
(FAST-PACED FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
Bitch
Bitch, I been it
We just keep it pushing
like aye, aye, aye
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
Don't text me,
tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
- Whoa!
- Something more exciting
You better, you better
Bom bi dum dum, ay
Let's go!
Minnesota Vikings
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
(CHEERING)
Turn the house lights on.
I wanna see y'all.
How ya doin'?
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hi.
I like your pink outfit.
Where's the baby?
How's the baby doin'? Hi, baby.
Somebody said, "Lizzo I got
nosebleed tickets to your show."
No such thing as nosebleeds
at a Lizzo show, bitch!
How y'all doin'?
(MOUTHS)
Lizzo!
I see the Lizzo merch section
right there.
Baby pink shirts
with my booty on 'em.
How you doin'? Yeah.
Y'all just looked at each other.
How you doin'?
Can you FaceTime my mom?
Sure.
(CHEERING)
Why though, what's the story?
Why am I FaceTiming Mom?
My mom loves you! Oh, my God!
But why isn't yo mama
at the show?
Because she's in Arizona!
LIZZO:
Aw!
Listen, if Mama don't answer...
My phone's at one percent!
(LAUGHTER)
- LIZZO: Womp, womp.
- It's ringing, it's ringing.
Mom!
Wait, give me the phone.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Did Mama answer?
Hey, Mom!
(CHEERING)
You can say one thing
to 20,000 people.
Whatcha gonna say?
MOM (OVER PHONE):
I love you!
(LAUGHTER)
How's everybody
in the back doin'?
(CHEERING)
Oh, goodness gracious.
I'm not gonna be
able to read that.
I've been on TikTok too much,
my eyes don't work.
(CHEERING)
"Help me come out."
(CHUCKLES)
Wait, what's your name?
Chloe?
What do you identify as?
I'm gay, I'm gay.
LIZZO:
You gay!
(CHEERING)
Well, that, there you go.
- You gay! (LAUGHS)
- Thank...
You don't need my help, baby.
You've always been who you are.
And remember to stay true
to that person.
Don't it feel good?
(SCREAMS)
Oh, you want me to sign this?
I'll sign it.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
I love you.
("I LOVE YOU, BITCH" PLAYING)
(VOCALIZING)
I'm under pressure
and it's all on me
Don't wanna stress ya,
but you're all I need
I wanna text ya
these fire nudies
This ass on your screen,
I feel so complete
Ooh, let me make a list
'Cause you're
beautiful and smart
And fuckin' talented
You're by my side,
I don't need no wish
Sing it, y'all.
I love you, bitch
I love you,
bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
I love you, bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
- I see y'all.
- I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
Yes, you are
the most specialist
Not just that bitch
but you, my bitch
You water all your plants
and eat your veggies
I'm obsessed with it
I was at my lowest
Your girl
was goin' through it
Remember, remember?
Ooh
I said, give me
your heart, no repo
Figured me out,
no cheat code
Give me your hoody
when I'm cold
Bless your heart,
it's too small
Why don't you try?
And do a little slow dance
Sing it to me.
One, two, three!
I love you
I love you
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
I love you, bitch
I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
Sing it to me, y'all.
I love you, bitch
Your turn.
AUDIENCE:
I love you, bitch
I love you, bitch
I never thought
I'd say this
(CHEERING)
("GOOD AS HELL" PLAYING)
Are you ready
to do your hair toss?
And are you ready
to check your nails?
I need y'all
to help me out and sing.
You ready?
One, two, three.
I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Good as hell
Hair toss, check my nails
One more time,
how you feelin'?
Whoo, child,
tired of the bullshit
Go on dust your
shoulders off
Keep it moving
Yes, Lord
Tryin' to get some new shit
In there, swimwear
Going to the pool shit
Come now,
come dry your eyes
You know you a star,
you can touch the sky
I know that it's hard
but you have to try
If you need advice,
let me simplify
If he don't
love you anymore
What'd you do?
Walk your fine ass
out the door
One, two, three.
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
One more time,
how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Whoo, girl,
need to kick off your shoes
You gotta take
a deep breath
It's time to focus on you
All the big fights,
long nights
That you been through
I got a bottle of Tequila
I been saving for you,
girl
Boss up
and change your life
You can have it all,
no sacrifice
I know he did you wrong,
we can make it right
So go and let it all
hang out tonight
'Cause he don't
love you anymore
So what?
So walk your fine ass
out the door
Yeah, and do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Stomp your feet
and clap your hands.
I want everybody in the city
to feel us stompin' our feet
and clappin' our hands.
I want you to take
all the negativity,
all the bullshit of the day,
stomp it out through your feet,
clap it out through your hands.
Release it. You don't need it.
Let it go!
'Cause he don't
love you anymore
Walk your fine ass
out the door
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- (VOCALIZING)
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
- Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
Say, "Good as hell."
Feeling good as hell
Say, "Good as hell!"
Feeling good as hell
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
I love you!
Feeling good as hell
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
(CHEERING)
AUDIENCE (CHANTING):
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
LIZZO:
Can't believe we did it!
TEAM MEMBER:
Almost done.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
(EXHALES)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I gotta go.
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- TEAM MEMBER: Let's go!
("JUICE" PLAYING)
Say you love it.
You thought it was over.
It ain't ever over.
We ain't gonna leave
without the juice!
(CHEERING)
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Don't say it,
'cause I know I'm cute
Ooh, baby
Louis down to my drawers
- LV all on my shoes
- Ooh, baby
I be dripping so much sauce
Gotta been
looking like Ragu
Ooh, baby
Lit up like a crystal ball
That's cool, baby,
so is you
That's how I roll
If I'm shining,
everybody gonna shine
Yeah, I'm goals
I was born like this,
don't even gotta try
Now you know
I'm like Chardonnay
Better over time
So you know
Heard you say
I'm not the baddest
Bitch, be quiet
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
No, I'm not a snack at all
Look, baby,
I'm the whole damn meal
Baby, you ain't being slick
Don't dare try
to cop a feel
If the juice ain't
worth the squeeze
If the juice don't
look like this
Like this,
like this, like this
Hold up, nigga, please
Don't make me have
to take your bitch, shit
- How I roll
- If I'm shining
Everybody gonna shine
- Yeah, I'm goals
- I was born like this
Don't even gotta try
- Now you know
- I'm like Chardonnay
- Get better over time
- So you know
Heard you say I'm not
the baddest bitch
Sing!
It ain't my fault
That I'm out here
getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
- Sing!
- Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
- Ya-ya-ee
- Blame it on my juice
Blame it,
blame it on my juice
Somebody come get this man
I think he got lost
in my DMs
AUDIENCE:
What?
My DMs
AUDIENCE:
What?
You better come
and get your man
I think he wanna be
way more than friends, what?
- More than friends
- Put your hands together now!
(FAST-PACED FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
- Ya-ya-ee
- Yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, baby
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
- Ya-ya-ee
- (VOCALIZING)
Blame it
on my juice, baby
- Blame it on my juice
- Oh, yeah!
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Thank you.
So... (CLEARS THROAT)
I got back from the road
and the next day
when I woke up...
I was nominated
for six Grammy Awards.
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
Six!
I wanna say thank you so much
for supporting
my album "Special."
The way that I feel right now,
I already have the album
of the fucking year.
I'm already a winner
'cause of this moment
right here.
Thank you so much.
(CHEERING)
And another nomination
for a song that I put out,
got nominated,
and, bitch,
for record and song of the year.
(CHEERING)
And don't tell nobody
but I freestyled that bitch.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(MUMBLING SINGING)
Freestyle bitch off the dome!
Let me be a testimony,
you can really do anything,
when you're your
motherfucking self, bitch!
In a world where you can
be anything, be yourself!
(SCOFFS) Speaking of,
it's about that time, huh?
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
It's about damn time, huh?
What time is it?
AUDIENCE:
It's about damn time!
What time is it?
AUDIENCE:
It's about damn time!
Can I get an "Anyway"?
AUDIENCE:
Anyway!
("ABOUT DAMN TIME" PLAYING)
It's bad bitch o'clock,
yeah, it's thick-thirty
I've been through a lot
but I'm still flirty
- Okay
- Is everybody back up
In the buildin'?
It's been a minute
Tell me how you're healin'
'Cause I'm about to get
Into my feelings
How you feelin'?
How you feel, y'all?
Oh
I've been so down
and under pressure
I'm way too fine
to be this stressed, yeah
Oh
I'm not the girl
I was or used to be
Uh, bitch,
I might be better
Turn up the music
Turn down the lights
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be alright
- Okay
- Okay
- Alright
- What?
It's about damn time
Turn up the music,
let's celebrate
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be okay
- Okay
- Are you ready?
- Alright
- Sing!
It's about damn time
In a minute,
Imma need a sentimental
Man or woman to pump me up
Feeling fussy, walkin' in
my Balenci-ussy's
Tryin' to bring out
the fabulous
'Cause I give a fuck
way too much
Imma need like
two shots in my cup
One to get up,
one to get down, mm
How you feel? Sing!
Oh
I've been so down
and under pressure
I'm way too fine
to be this stressed, yeah
Oh, I'm not the girl
I was or used to be
Sing it for me one last time.
Turn up the music
Turn down the lights
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be alright, okay
- Okay, alright
- LIZZO: What?
It's about damn time
Turn up the music
Let's celebrate
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be okay, okay
Okay, alright
It's about damn time
(SOFT FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
It's about damn time
I'm comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out
tonight
Comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out
tonight
- (VOCALIZING)
- I'm comin' out tonight
- Oh, yeah
- I'm comin' out tonight
Comin' out tonight
- Alright, it's about damn
- (VOCALIZING)
It's about damn time
It's about damn time
On tour!
(CHEERING)
Thank you so much
for a wonderful evening.
This is my favorite part
of the show.
Make some noise for the band!
Everybody make some noise
for DJ Sophia Eris.
Everybody make some noise
one more time for SZA!
Now put your hands together
and make some noise for Cardi B,
Missy Elliott
and the Big Grrrls!
(CHEERING)
My name is Lizzo.
I love you, bitch.
I love you.
You are beautiful.
You can do anything.
Be kind to one another.
But most importantly,
be kind to yourself!
Good night!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- (WHISTLING)
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
Me coming to the show
tonight and seeing, like,
what, 17,000 people,
here for someone
that looks like me
and they're here to praise her
and love her?
That is insane.
The relationship between
Lizzo and her fans
is like the warmest hug
I have ever experienced.
Lizzo fights for us,
like, always.
She fights for us to be seen,
she fights for us to be heard,
and she fights for us
to feel loved.
She came to me at a really,
really dark time in my life.
I needed her. I needed her.
It feels like a big pep talk.
Love yourself.
Love the body that you're in.
Love the body that we were given
and just celebrate yourself.
In case nobody
told you today
You're special
You're still here?
Thanks, babes.
I guess you're waiting for this.
Bye, bitch!
(LAUGHS)
(CACKLING LAUGHTER)
(INHALES)
Ha.
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(CROWD CHANTING "LIZZO"
CONTINUES)
LIZZO:
These are songs about love,
whether it's self-love,
love for your family,
love for your friends
or love for a significant other.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
I really believe that love
for oneself and for others
is what this world needs
to be a better place.
If you can just take the time
to give a little love
to yourself every single day,
treat yourself with respect,
treat yourself the way
you deserve to be treated
and then treat somebody else
with that same level of respect?
That expands.
We're so grateful
to have y'all
part of this family.
- We are winners!
- (WHOOPING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(SINGSONGY)
Did you miss me?
("THE SIGN" PLAYING)
Hi, motherfucker,
did you miss me?
I've been home since 2020
I've been twerkin'
and making smoothies
It's called healing
I feel better
since you seen me last
I been training,
I can flex that ass
So when I shake it,
I can shake it fast
Make that camera flash, LA!
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
If you're looking
for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
- Sing
- Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa
Just a second,
let me fix my wig, yeah
Dealin' with him put me
through some shit, yeah
But I can't forget
I'm still that bitch, yeah
I live inside his head
and pay no rent, yeah
It's lit, yeah
Big rich, big sad,
I'm cute when I'm mad
Bitch, I fell off,
I'm back, you're back
I'm worth my weight,
I'm two hours late
But I'm on my way, ho
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
- You can't get this at
the store - Sing it, y'all!
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
I keep on
writing these songs
'Cause he keep on
doin' me wrong
And my girls keep
singin' along
Sing!
No, no, no, no
Hey, hey, hey
Don't need that energy
Bitch, I'm a Tesla
Hey, hey
F-O-B on the dresser
Don't need that energy
- Bitch, I'm a Tesla
- (VOCALIZING)
Hey, hey,
F-O-B on the dresser
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you see me comin'
'cause I'm thick
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
- Hell, no, what?
- Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
If you're
looking for the sign
- Bitch, I'm it
- Ooh-ooh
And I know you wanna
fuck with me again
- Ooh-ooh
- I got that, oh, hell, no
You can't get
this at the store
Whoa, oh
Now you know-ow
I keep on
writing these songs
'Cause he keep on
doin' me wrong
And my people
keep singin' along
I guess that
I'm not alone, no
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
("2 BE LOVED" PLAYING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Girl
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Girl, I'm 'bout to
have a panic attack
I did the work,
it didn't work
Ah, ah
That truth, it hurts
Goddamn, it hurts
Ah, ah
That lovey-dovey shit
Was not a fan of it
I'm good with my friends
I don't want a man, girl
I'm in my bed
I'm way too fine
to be here alone
On other hand,
I know my worth
Ah, ah
And now he callin' me
Why do I feel like this?
What's happenin' to me?
Oh, oh, oh
Am I ready?
Girl, there ain't a doubt
Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
How am I supposed
to love somebody else?
When I don't like myself,
like, ooh
Guess I better learn
to like this, ooh
It might take
my whole life just to do
Hey, hey
- He call me Melly
- Ayy
- He squeeze my belly
- Yeah
I'm too embarrassed
To say I like it
- Girl, is this my boo?
- Is this my boo?
That's why I'm asking you
'Cause you know
I've been through
Yeah
Girl, there ain't a doubt
Am I ready?
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
To be loved, to be loved
Yeah
You found me
I was fed up
with the fantasy
What you wanna do?
Think I'm ready, ooh
Think you like that
Think you like that
When I clap back like that
Clap your hands
You found me
I was fed up
with the fantasy
What you wanna do?
Think I'm ready, ooh
Think you like that
Think you like that
When I clap back like that
Let me know
(VOCALIZING)
Girl, there ain't a doubt
(VOCALIZING)
What you talkin' 'bout?
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
Am I ready?
You deserve it now
'Cause I want it!
That's what
I'm talkin' about
Am I ready?
You gonna figure it out
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
- To be loved
Yesterday,
I would have run away
And I don't know why
I don't know why
Know why
Yesterday,
I would have run away
And I don't why
I don't why
But I'm ready
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Hello!
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
(MOUTHS) Wow.
My name is Lizzo,
and welcome to the Special tour!
(CHEERING)
We have an incredible show
for you tonight,
but I did not come by myself.
Everybody make some noise
for DJ Sophia Eris!
(CHEERING)
Make some noise for my band
The Lesbians and the Lil' Bigs.
(CHEERING)
And make some noise
for the Big Grrrls!
(CHEERING)
Now, this is the last stop
on the Special tour.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
So I've been a lot of places.
I've been to Canada, bitch.
(CHEERING)
And I've asked every city
this question,
and I'm real curious to see
how y'all are going to respond.
LA, when was the last time
you said something kind
about yourself?
(CHEERING)
Today?
What did you say about yourself?
You a bad fuckin' bitch, period!
(CHEERING)
Y'all are Lizzo fans though
so, you know, you love yourself.
For some people it was today,
for some people
it was yesterday,
for some people,
it's been a very long time.
But it's okay, baby,
'cause tonight
is a self-love fest!
(CHEERING)
We're gonna start off
nice and easy.
Can you sing...
I'm the one
AUDIENCE:
I'm the one
I'm the one, the one
- Oh, I think they're ready.
- (CHEERING)
("SOULMATE" PLAYING)
If you are your own soulmate,
I want you to help me
sing this one.
(LIZZO CHUCKLES)
No glory, let's go
Yeah, the old me
used to love a Gemini
Like a threesome,
fuckin' with him every night
A lotta two-faced people
show your both sides
So I figured out
I gotta be my own type
They used to say to get a man
you had to know how to look
They used to say
to keep a man
You had to know how to cook
But I'm solo in Soho
I'm sippin' Soju in Malibu
It's a me, myself
kinda attitude
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one,
one, one, one
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one
That bitch in the mirror
like, yeah, I'm in love
Love, love, love,
love, love, love
Like, yeah, I'm in love
Love, love, love
Look up in the mirror
like, damn, she the one
And she never tell me
to exercise
We always get extra fries
You know the sex is fire
I've gotta testify
I get flowers every Sunday
Imma marry me one day
True love ain't something
you can buy yourself
True love finally happens
when you by yourself
If you by yourself,
then go and buy yourself
Another round from the bottle
on the high-up shelf
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Always gonna hold me down
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
Like, damn, she the one
One, one, one,
one, one, one
- She the one, she the one
- She the one
She the one,
she the one, she the one
That bitch in the mirror
like, yeah, I'm in love
I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love
I want you to sing,
"I'm the one."
Are you ready?
One, two, thee, sing!
AUDIENCE:
I'm the one
I'm the one
I'm the one, the one
Keep singing, y'all.
I'm the one...
I'm the one
I'm the one...
I can't hear y'all.
A little bit louder!
I'm the one...
I'm the one
I'm the one...
Come on, sing it.
One more time, say...
I'm the one...
- LIZZO: You the one.
- I'm the one
- You not the two.
- I'm the one
- Sing it out, y'all.
- The one
Look up
in the mirror like that
She the one, one, one, one
One, one, one
She the one, one, one, one
Look up
in the mirror like that
She the one, one, one, one
One, one, one
Yeah, she the one,
one, one, one
That bitch
in the mirror like
One, one, one,
one, one, one, one
One, one, one, one
Look up
in the mirror like that
'Cause I'm my own soulmate
I know how to love me
I know that I'm always
gonna hold me down
Sing it, y'all!
Look up in the mirror,
like, damn she the one
Yeah, I'm my own soulmate
No, I'm never lonely
I know I'm a queen, yeah
But I don't need no crown
Look up in the mirror
- Like she the one
- Yeah, she the one
(CHEERING)
("PHONE" PLAYING)
Huh, where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my
Where the hell
my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
Huh, where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my
Where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone?
How I'm 'posed
to get home, huh?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed
to get home
You're holding it
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed
to get home, huh?
Where the hell my phone?
Where the hell
my phone?
Where the hell my,
where the hell my phone, huh?
How I'm 'posed to get home?
You're holding it
Bitches, um...
Bitches, uh...
Uh-huh
Hold my bag, bitch
Hold my bag
Do you see this shit?
Hold me back
I'm about to knock
somebody out
Yo, where my best friend?
She the only one I know
To talk me off the deep end
- Sing!
- 'Cause that's my girl
We codependent
If she with it,
then I'm with it
Yeah, we tussle,
mind your business
Zu, zu, zu, zu, zu-su-lu
That's my girl, we CEO's
And dancin' like a C-E-ho
We about to throw them bows
Let's fuck it up
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Let me take
these earrings off
And hit the boosie ratchet
with my friends
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Imma go
Lorena Bobbitt on him
So he never fuck again
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Now you can't
fuck again, ho
That's my girl,
we codependent
If she with it,
then I'm with it
Yeah, we tussle,
mind your business
- Zu, zu, zu, zu, zu-su-lu
- LIZZO: Here we go.
That's my girl, we CEO's
And dancin' like a C-E-ho
We about to throw them bows
Let's fuck it up
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
- LA, Where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- Over here
- Where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- Over here
Where my girls,
where my girls at?
- Woo-hoo, woo-hoo
- In the middle
Yeah, this the type of fight
I'm lookin' for
- Where my girls at?
- Sing that shit!
Let's go!
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
Uh, hold me down
Uh, hold me back
Uh-huh, okay
Where my ladies at?
(CHEERING)
("BOYS" PLAYING)
Girls
Boys
Girls
Boys
Girls
Boys
(ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
Are you ready?
Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
I got one question.
Where my boys at?
(MEN CHEERING)
Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy?
You tryin' to play coy
like a Game Boy?
Hit my phone boy,
is you home boy?
Are you alone boy?
Come give me dome, boy
Got a boy with degrees,
a boy in the streets
A boy on his knees,
he a man in the sheets
Sheesh,
it's all Greek to me
I got this boy
speaking Spanish, ay
- Sing!
- Baby, I don't need you
Sing!
I just wanna freak you
Hey!
I heard you a freak, too
What's two plus two?
Four, three, two, one
Boys
Boys
Your turn
Boys make a girl go crazy
- Four, three, two, one
- Sing it y'all!
Boys
Boys
Boys make a girl go crazy
- Four, three, two, one
- Let's go!
AUDIENCE:
Big boys itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys,
inner city boys
I like the pretty boys
with the bow tie
Get your nails did,
let it blow dry
I like a big beard,
I like a clean face
I don't discriminate,
come and get a taste
To the gay boys
(CHEERING)
Baby, I don't need you
I don't need you
I just wanna freak you
Let me love you now
I heard you a freak, too
That's right
What's two plus two?
Four, three, two, one
Boys
(VOCALIZING)
Let me hear you say boys
Four, three, two, one
Boys
Boys
Boys
Four, three, two, one
(CHEERING)
- Hello?
- Oh, hey.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
You fine.
One, two, three, jump!
(CHEERING)
(ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
("TEMPO" PLAYING)
I've been waiting
for this one, baby
Turn it up
Slow songs
They for skinny hos
Can't move all of this here
To one of those
I'm a thick bitch
I need tempo
What?
Fuck it up to the tempo
Pitty-pat, pitty-pat,
pitty-pitty-pat
Look at my ass,
it's fitty-fitty-fat
Kitty cat, kitty cat,
kitty-kitty cat
Prrr me a glass, boy,
I like my water wet
What?
- Throw it back
- Throw it back
- Catch that
- Catch that, catch that
I need a jack
For all of this ass
But it won't go flat
Baby, baby
Come eat some of this cakey
He look like he could
gain a little weight
Lick the icing off,
put the rest in your face
- Slow songs
- Sing it, y'all.
Can't move all of this here
To one of those
She a thick bitch
- I need tempo
- Need it
Fuck it up to the tempo
Sing it, y'all.
Fuck it up to the tempo
Sing it, y'all.
Fuck it up to the tempo
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Fuck it up to the tempo
All my big girls!
You gonna have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives
Call me little buttercup
Whoo
All means necessary
My ass is
not an accessorary
Yeah, I said it,
accessorary
Twerk skills, legendary!
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Can't move all of this here
to one of those
I'm a thick bitch,
I need tempo
- What?
- Need it
Fuck it up
to the tempo
Fuck it up to the tempo
Fuck it up
to the tempo
Slow songs,
they for skinny hos
Fuck it up to the tempo
Missy
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Ahh!
Ah-ha!
Everybody make some noise
for the fucking icon and legend
Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott!
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Permission to be
in shock, bitch.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Missy likes the big girls, too.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
The dancing was amazing.
It was a little ho-ish.
Am I turnin' big girls into hos?
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(MOUTHS)
Okay, okay, yeah.
That's cool,
'cause I'm also turning
big girls into
Emmy winners, bitch!
(CHEERING)
("RUMORS" BY LIZZO
FEAT. CARDI B PLAYING)
They don't know, I do it
for the culture, goddamn
They say I should watch
the shit I post, oh, goddamn
Say I'm turning
big girls into
AUDIENCE:
Hos, oh, goddamn
They say I get groupies
at my shows
AUDIENCE:
Oh, goddamn
All the rumors
are true, yeah
What ya heard,
that's true, yeah
Fuck him and you, yeah
If you believe I do that
Had to cut
some hos loose, yeah
NDA, no loose lips
Now them hos
tryin' to sue me
Bitch,
I don't give two shits
All the rumors
are true, yeah
I've been
in the bamboo, yeah
Focused on this music
My ex-nigga, he blew it
Last year
I thought I would lose it
Reading shit
on the Internet
My smoothie cleanse,
my diet
No, I ain't fuck Drake
AUDIENCE:
Yet
Spending all your time
tryin' to break a woman down
Realer shit is going on
Baby, take a look around
If you thought
that I was ratchet
With my ass hanging out
Just wait
until the summer, bitch
One, two, three, here we go.
Talkin', talkin', talkin'
Give 'em
something to talk about
Sick of rumors
But haters do
what they do
Haters do what they do
Cardi B
All the rumors
are true, yeah
Fake ass, fake boobs, yeah
Made a million
at Sue's, yeah
Y'all be runnin'
with fake news, yeah
Cardi ain't poppin',
no, that's a machine
Nobody listen',
they buyin' them streams
They even post it
on blogs overseas
A lie in a language
I can't even read
The fuck does this mean?
Look, I'm a Bronx bitch
With some pop hits
Used to pop off
When they pop shit
But I'm calmed down
And I'm locked in
And my records
Live in the top ten
Lizzo, teach me
About big girl coochie
Last time I got freaky
The FCC sued me
But Imma keep doing
What I wanna do
'Cause all the rumors are
All the rumors
are true, yeah
They hated on me
since school, yeah
I never thought
I was cool, yeah
Me and Cardi,
we cool, yeah
I love hos on poles, yeah
I am body goals
This shit from my soul
Black people made
rock and roll, yeah
While you're
spending all your time
Tryin' to break
a woman down
You're breakin' women down
Just take a look around
Hey
Hands up!
Jump! Put your hands up!
One, two, three, go!
Whoo!
Give 'em
somethin' to talk about
Sick of rumors
But haters do
what they do
Haters do what they do
All the rumors
are true, bitch!
Ooh.
Rumors, yeah-hey
Make some noise for Cardi B!
(CHEERING)
Rumors, yeah-hey
I love you!
(CHEERING)
I'm chasin' that ass.
(CROWD CHEERING)
LIZZO:
My body is strong.
My body is beautiful.
My body is nobody's business.
I put in work for my body.
I take care of my body.
I look good in my body.
Every body deserves love.
(CROWD CHEERING)
You mind if I come
a little closer?
(CHEERING)
("NAKED" PLAYING)
Welcome to my body
I know it's nice to meet it
Fantasies been written
'Bout the beauty
and the sweetness
Can I be discreet with you?
Will you keep
all my secrets?
I just wanna lay it down
and open up the deepness
All the conversations say
I should feel a way
I don't care
what people think
Or spend or sway,
we can run away
- (VOCALIZING)
- (CHEERING)
Let down my guard,
undo my robe
I'm standing here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make this body
feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
can you take it?
Naked
Beauty is a gift, but curses
everyone that chase it
I wish we could live
without no body expectation
I've seen every part of me
and, babe, I can't erase it
If I get on top of you,
you promise to embrace it?
- Let down my guard
- Let down my guard
- Undo my robe
- Undo my robe
I'm standin' here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make
this body feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
can you take it?
Naked
(VOCALIZING)
Let down my guard,
undo my robe
I'm standing here,
I don't need no clothes
I'm naked
Love how you
look at me naked
Come make this body
feel sacred
I'm a big girl,
don't you waste it
I'm naked
(VOCALIZES)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
No matter what the haters say,
no matter
what the politicians do,
it will always be my body,
my motherfuckin' choice!
(CHEERING)
Now this is the part of the
show that I like to call therapy.
("JEROME" PLAYING)
Y'all tryin' to have
some therapy with me tonight.
(CHEERING)
I want everybody to put
your lights up right now.
This light represents the love
that you have for yourself!
Don't ever let
nobody dim your light.
This song is called "Jerome."
Now if you've ever had
a Jerome in your life
or someone who just simply
needs to take they ass home,
I want you to sing it with me.
Wave your lights.
You ready?
Poor little baby
Who told you that you stood
a chance with this royalty?
You're so sweet,
bless your heart
Can't let a pretty face
distract me from business
And God as my witness,
your ugly ass won't either
(LAUGHS)
2:00 a.m. photos
with smileys and hearts
Ain't the way
to my juicy parts
Boy, thank me later,
looks good on paper
But love isn't easy,
so I'll do the hardest part
Jerome
Jerome
Sing it, y'all.
Take your ass home
And come back
when you're grown
Jerome
Jerome
Jerome
Go on
and take your ass home
Where the peaches have
Thorns
Don't cry for me, baby
Don't cry, no
Oh, don't cry for me, baby
Hey, hey
Ohh!
(CHEERING)
("BREAK UP TWICE" PLAYING)
LA, will you be
my therapist tonight?
(CHEERING)
Better yet, LA, will you
be my bestie tonight?
'Cause I really need
my bestie, bitch.
This song is called
"Break Up Twice."
Uh-huh, 'cause that's
what we not gonna do.
I talked to my
girlfriends yesterday
They reminded me of when you
had me cryin' in my car
Then when you came
to my barbecue
They all gave you attitude
Well, shoot, every reason
they mad at you is true
But we promised to make up
Even if it's gonna take us
All of our lives
I'm willing to
give it another try
We need to do this like
Love's on the line
this time
Boy, you know you better
Ooh, you know you better
Boy, you know
you better watch out
'Cause, boy,
you know me better
You know me so much better
You know that
I don't break up twice
(MOUTHS)
Bitch.
And my love
so good it hurts
You make it work
'cause you know my worth
And I can have
any man I want
But I never had nobody
with a love like you
It would be a shame
not to see this through
Plus, who gonna put up
With your Gemini shit
like I do?
You feel me.
And we promised to make up
Even if it's gonna take us
All of our lives
I'm willing to
give it another try
We need to do this
Like love's on the line
I'm real, loving takes time
Boy, you know you better
Ooh, you know you better
Boy, you know you better
Sing!
Watch out
'Cause, boy,
you know me better
You know me
so much better
You know
that I don't break up
You know that
I don't break up twice
- (VOCALIZING)
- It takes time
Oh, oh-oh
It's a real thing
Boy, you know you better
- Ah, ha
- It takes time
You know that
I don't break up twice
(CHEERING)
I love you, you're beautiful
and you can do anything.
Say it out loud.
ALL:
I love you,
you are beautiful
and you can do anything.
Now close your eyes
and say it to yourself.
(INHALES)
ALL:
I love you, you are beautiful
and you can do anything.
In case nobody told you today,
you're special.
("SPECIAL" PLAYING)
Los Angeles.
Special
Woke up this morning
to somebody in a video
Talking about something
I posted in a video
If it wasn't me then
would you even get offended?
Or is it just because
I'm Black and heavy?
Y'all don't hear her though
I've been the same
Since I've been driving
Slow on Bissonnet
Call up anybody I know
And they would
tell you that
Fame is pretty new
But I've been used to
people judging me
That's why I move
the way I move
And why
I'm so in love with me
I'm used to
feeling alone, oh
So I thought
that I'd let you know
In case nobody
told you today
- You're special
- Special
In case nobody
made you believe
- You're special
- Special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
Perfect
Ladies and gentlemen, SZA!
(CHEERING)
Woke up this morning
to somebody judging me
When somebody judging me
Don't know
who I'm supposed to be
I'm just happy and glad
Just never say you're sorry
All I need to get
I can only do it for me
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Like empathy and you think
And thinking 'bout when
All I know
Only God can judge me
I don't hide my heart
I wear it on me
I'm used to bein' alone
I thought
that I'd let you know
- Sing!
- In case nobody
Told you today
- You're special
- Special
In case nobody
made you believe
In case nobody
- You're special
- Special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
Could you imagine a world
where everybody's the same
You could cancel a girl
'Cause she just
wanted to change
How could you throw
fuckin' stones
If you ain't been
through her pain
That's why we feel so alone
That's why we feel
so much shame, mm!
I'm used to feelin' alone
- Oh
- Alone
So I thought
that I'd let you know
I would let you
- Know
- (VOCALIZING)
In case nobody
told you today
- In case nobody
- You're special
In case nobody
made you believe
Nobody made you believe
You're special
Well, I will always
love you the same
You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
I'm so glad, I'm so glad,
I'm so glad
Broken, but, damn,
you're still perfect
In case
nobody told you today
You're special
In case nobody
made you believe
Nobody, nobody, no
You're special
Well, I will always
love you the same
- I will always love you
- You're special
I'm so glad
that you're still with us
I'm so glad, so glad
Broken but, damn,
you're still perfect
- I'm so glad
- Special
SZA!
(CHEERING)
This is my fucking fave!
Make some noise
for my fucking fave, Lizzo!
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
A gift to the world.
Thank you so much for even
just being my friend.
I love you. You're special.
(CHEERING)
("I'M EVERY WOMAN" PLAYING)
I know y'all
just met the Little Bigs,
but can I reintroduce y'all
to the Little Bigs?
(CHEERING)
Whatever you want
Whatever you need
Anything you
want done, baby
I'll do it naturally
'Cause I'm every woman
Every woman
It's all in
Me-e-e
It's all in
Me-e-e
Yeah
Clap your hands.
I'm every woman
This is for all my women.
I'm every woman
For my Mom (INDISTINCT)
This is for anybody
who's ever been told no.
I'm telling you yes, bitch!
Ha, ha.
- (VOCALIZING)
- I'm every woman
'Cause you can do anything!
I'm every woman
Absolutely anything.
Keep clappin'.
I'm every woman
I'm every woman
("LIKE A GIRL" PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Woke up feelin' like
I just might
run for President
Even if there ain't
no precedent
Switchin' up the messaging
I'm about to add
a little estrogen
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Only exes that I care about
Are in my
fucking chromosomes
I don't really need you
I'm Macaulay Culkin
"Home Alone"
Bad bitch
diamonds in my collarbone
Yee, yee
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Sugar, spice and I'm nice
Show me what you're made of
Crazy, sexy, cool baby
With or without makeup
Got nothing to prove
But Imma show you how I do
LIZZO:
Let's go!
Find me up in Magic City
Bustin' hundreds
by the bands
- And I throw it
- Like a girl
- Throw it, throw it
- Like a girl
Hangin' out the 750
Feelin' bossy in my city
- 'Cause I run it
- Like a girl
- Run it, run it
- Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
Like a girl, like a girl,
like a girl
Shoot the car
through the fire
Light the kerosene
Lauryn Hill told me
everything is everything
Serena Williams
Put me on a pedestal
Bet on me, bet I will
Sugar, spice and I'm nice
Show me what you're made of
Crazy, sexy, cool baby
With or without makeup
Okay, I got
nothing to prove
But Imma show you how I do
Find me up in Magic City
bustin' hundreds by the bands
- And I throw it
- Like a girl
- What?
- Like a girl
Hangin' out the 750
Feelin' bossy in my city
- 'Cause I run it
- Like a girl
- Yes, I run it
- Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
Like a girl, like a girl
Like a girl, like a girl
If you fight like a girl
Cry like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
If you feel like a girl
then you real like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
If you fight like a girl,
cry like a girl
Do your thing
Run the whole damn world
If you feel like a girl
then you real like a girl
Do your thing,
run the whole damn world
Find me up in Magic City
bustin' hundreds by the bands
- Sing that shit.
- Like a girl
- Sing it!
- Like a girl
Okay, I'm hangin' out
the 750, baby
Like a girl
I work my femininity
I make these boys
get on their knees
Now watch me do it,
watch me do it
Look it, look it,
Imma do it
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
- Like a girl
(CHEERING)
Is it your birthday, girl?
("BIRTHDAY GIRL" PLAYING)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
- Happy birthday
- Is it your birthday, girl?
Where the party place at?
- Lookin' like a present
- Happy birthday
Is it your birthday, girl?
Happy birthday
Whoo, it's on me, ladies
Come and get it if you
want it, it's free, ladies
Feel good when you
rollin' with me, don't it?
We here, we just
had to believe on it
So glad we never worried
'bout the shit they say
My biggest flex
is that my team the same
I started from the bottom
with my hos
Love y'all
so fucking much
Don't mean to get emot'
You know me and Patron
When you been
through the most
You gotta do the most
So take it to the head
and touch your t-t-toes
Yeah, bitch, we 'bout to
Let's go
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Clap, clap, clap,
do it with no hands
Brand new wig,
better change your plans
When we get together,
we don't got no man
We don't want no man,
we don't need no man
Hey, we can block
these calls like all day
We ain't stalking nobody
on a fake page
Better make way, shit
I started from the bottom
with my hos
Love y'all so fucking much
Don't mean to get emot'
You know me and Patron
When you been
through the most
You gotta do the most
So take it to the head
and touch your t-t-toes
One, two, three, what?
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
- (VOCALIZING)
- Let's celebrate it
It's a very special
birthday tonight.
Everybody make some noise.
I'm surprising my sister Vanessa
'cause it's her birthday!
Everyone say,
"Happy Birthday, Vanessa!"
ALL:
Happy Birthday, Vanessa!
LIZZO:
Now you know the rules.
We gonna sing "Happy Birthday."
But you gotta turn up right now.
One, two, one, two, three.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday,
dear Vanessa
Happy Birthday to you
Sing it one more time!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday,
dear Vanessa
Happy birthday to you
Sing! One, two, three, go!
Is it your birthday, girl?
'Cause you lookin'
like a present
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Is it your birthday, girl?
Make a wish, 11:11
Is it your birthday, girl?
Let's celebrate it
Ah, shit,
is it your birthday, girl?
What you want
on that cake, bitch?
- (LAUGHTER)
- (BLOWS)
(CHEERING)
My sister Vanessa, y'all.
Don't get it twisted,
she a diva, too.
(WHOOPS)
This is the part of the show
where I put on gloves.
(CHEERING)
Woke up feelin' like
I just might run
for President
(CHEERING)
Would y'all vote for me
if I ran for President?
(CHEERING)
First thing I'm doing
as President,
the national anthem is
"Back That Azz Up."
(CHEERING)
And I'm twerkin' on the
Declaration of Independence.
Just like they said I would.
Oh, gosh, they gonna
come at me, y'all.
Let 'em come at me.
They come at me
for everything I do, man.
People gonna come at you
for everything you do,
so be yourself.
(CHEERING)
In a world where you can
be anything, be yourself!
They tried to come at me
for being Black.
I don't see the insult
'cause I love being Black.
What's the... I love it here.
They come at me for being
fat and beautiful, what?
I'm fat and beautiful.
And to my LGBTQIA+ community,
make some noise!
(CHEERING)
Everybody's gay!
("EVERYBODY'S GAY" PLAYING)
1:00 A.M. and the night
just keeps on calling, ooh
We on demon time
until tomorrow morning
- Ooh, wee
- Say less
Bitch, say less,
express yourself
Bitch, get dressed,
unstress yourself
It's cold outside,
so what, let's take a walk
Let's go.
Tonight I wanna be
Nobody else
Nobody else
This costume feels so real
Almost scared myself
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
We can take our mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m. my freak
come out the cage
My freak's out, grr
Mm, yeah
There's a Mona Lisa
moaning in the room
Mm!
Tell a sexy nurse
to meet me in the loo
Ooh, yeah
Sisters drinkin'
bitches brew
The mister got
a monster, too
Big dick
It's getting' freaky,
do you wanna leave the ball?
Sing it, y'all.
Hell, nah
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
We can take our mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m.
my freak com out the cage
You ready?
Purr, bitch
Freaky nights
Crazy times
Let's play dress up, baby
(CONTINUES SINGING)
Dance the night away
Keep your pussy popping,
pop those percolates
Everybody's gay, yeah
It's a happy place in here,
baby, you're safe
You can take your mask off
We can all ball and parlay
I can hardly wait
At 3:00 a.m.
my freak com out the cage
Uh, bitch
(CHEERING)
AUDIENCE (CHANTING):
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
(SIGHS)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
I'm cryin'
'Cause I love you, yeah
("CUZ I LOVE YOU" PLAYING)
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah
Never been in love before
What the fuck are
fucking feelings, yo?
Once upon a time,
I was a ho
I don't even wanna
ho no mo'
Got you something
from the liquor store
Little bit of Lizzo
and some Mo
Tryin' to open up
a little more
Sorry if my heart
a little slow
I thought
that I didn't care
I thought I was
love-impaired
Baby, ooh, baby
I don't know
what I'm gonna do
Sing!
AUDIENCE:
I'm crying
'Cause I love you
Yes, you
Yeah, yeah
Got me standing in the rain
Gotta get my hair
pressed again
I would do it for you all,
my friend
You ready, baby?
Will you be my man?
Wanna put you on a plane
Fly you out
to wherever I am
Catch you on the low,
I was ashamed
I'm crazy, about to
tat your name
Thought that I didn't care
I thought I was
love-impaired
Baby
Baby
I don't know
what I'm gonna do
(VOCALIZING)
(CHEERING)
I'm cryin'
AUDIENCE:
'Cause I love you
Everybody, put your lights up.
This song is called
"If You Love Me."
("IF YOU LOVE ME" PLAYING)
Ooh-ooh
I've learned
to love me as myself
But when
I'm with somebody else
I question
everything I know
How can you say
I'm beautiful
When the world can't love me
to my face?
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid
'Cause if you love me,
you love all of me
Or none of me at all
I love all of you, LA!
I accept the things
that I can't change about you
But can't accept the fact
That I can't
change myself, too
Wish I could fall in love
With me so easily
like you did
Being good to me
like I am someone else
Seems so backhanded
When the world
can't love me to my face
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid, no-oh
If you love me,
you love all of me
Or none of me at all, oh
Everything
the light touches
Oh, baby,
give me light touches
When the world
can't love me to my face
When the mirror lies
and starts to break
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't let me run away
Oh, yes
Look me in my eyes
Takes over my mind
Don't you be afraid,
no, no, no, no, no
(VOCALIZES)
Will you be there
standin' by my side?
Standin' by my side
Hold me close,
don't let me run away
Don't be afraid, no, no
'Cause if you love me,
you love all of me, yeah
And if you love me,
you love all of me, yeah
Or none of me at all
If you love me
If you love me
If you love me
(VOCALIZING)
(CHEERING)
I'm wanna give you
your roses tonight.
(CHEERING)
("COLDPLAY" PLAYING)
This song is called "Coldplay."
If you know it,
I want you to sing it.
And if I see you singing it,
Imma give you this rose.
Ha, ha!
And everything you do
In Tulum,
we pretended we're married
And that little tiny house
was our home
It was so freeing to know
that we made it
To know that I
never ever will be alone
All we had
Was time
And at the front of my mind
I was so close to leavin'
the world behind with you
Ooh-ooh
And I just know it
That in this life
My love is you-ooh-ooh
Going to sleep,
holding hands at the sunrise
Waking up,
holding hands in the rain
I feel so goofy,
I don't really do this
But with you,
it's healing how I feel pain
It made me sad
I cried
Singing Coldplay
in the night
Dancing to no music
just feels right with you
Ooh, ooh
- And I just know it
- Hey
I just know it
In this life
My love is you-ooh-ooh
And I just know it
I just know it
Oh, my love is you
It's you, you, you
It's you, you, oh
- And I just know it
- And I just know it
That in this life
my love is you
You, you-oh-oh
(GENTLE FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PLAYING RAPIDLY)
(SONG ENDS)
(CHEERING)
Makes some noise
for Sasha Flute!
The most famous flute
owned by a Black woman!
She'll be back,
but for now say bye, bitch.
AUDIENCE:
Bye, bitch.
(LAUGHS) Bye, bitch, down.
Y'all havin' a good time?
(CHEERING)
I'm having a great time.
Family in the building.
(CHEERING)
I'm not just talkin'
about my sister.
I said I got family
in the building.
You guys sound really unsure.
Did you... Did you
take your DNA test earlier?
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
Oh, guys, did you take
your DNA test at the door?
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
And what were the results?
AUDIENCE:
A hundred percent that bitch!
You're 100 percent that what?
AUDIENCE:
Bitch!
Let's go!
("TRUTH HURTS" PLAYING)
Y'all ready for this one?
I want everybody
to sing this song right here.
Let's go.
Bounce with me, bounce with me.
Bounce with me, bounce with me.
Bounce with me,
bounce with me. Whoo!
Why men great till
they gotta be great?
Whoo
- I just took a
- DNA test
Turns out
I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
I got boy problems,
that's the human in me
Bling, bling,
then I solve 'em
That's the goddess in me
You coulda had a bad bitch
Non-committal
Help you with
your career, just a little
You're supposed to
hold me down
But you're holding me back
And that's the sound
of me not calling you back
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
Don't text me,
tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed
something more exciting
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
You tried to break my heart
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought
you ever had it
No, you ain't
from the start
Hey, I'm glad you're back
with your bitch
Who would wanna hide this?
- I will
- Never ever
Be your side chick
I put the sing in single
Ain't worried 'bout
a ring on my finger
So you can
tell your friends
Shoot your shot
What?
It's okay
He already in my DMs
Let's go!
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
- Let's go!
- Don't text me
Tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed
something more exciting
You gotta
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
Imma hit you back
in a minute
I don't play tag,
bitch I been it
Bitch, I been it,
bitch, I been it
Bitch, I been it,
bitch, I been it
Let's go!
(FAST-PACED FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
Bitch
Bitch, I been it
We just keep it pushing
like aye, aye, aye
Why men great
till they gotta be great?
Don't text me,
tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down
in the salon chair
Shampoo press,
get you out of my hair
Fresh photos
with the bomb lighting
New man
on the Minnesota Vikings
- Whoa!
- Something more exciting
You better, you better
Bom bi dum dum, ay
Let's go!
Minnesota Vikings
Bom bom bi bom
bi dum dum, ay
(CHEERING)
Turn the house lights on.
I wanna see y'all.
How ya doin'?
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hi.
I like your pink outfit.
Where's the baby?
How's the baby doin'? Hi, baby.
Somebody said, "Lizzo I got
nosebleed tickets to your show."
No such thing as nosebleeds
at a Lizzo show, bitch!
How y'all doin'?
(MOUTHS)
Lizzo!
I see the Lizzo merch section
right there.
Baby pink shirts
with my booty on 'em.
How you doin'? Yeah.
Y'all just looked at each other.
How you doin'?
Can you FaceTime my mom?
Sure.
(CHEERING)
Why though, what's the story?
Why am I FaceTiming Mom?
My mom loves you! Oh, my God!
But why isn't yo mama
at the show?
Because she's in Arizona!
LIZZO:
Aw!
Listen, if Mama don't answer...
My phone's at one percent!
(LAUGHTER)
- LIZZO: Womp, womp.
- It's ringing, it's ringing.
Mom!
Wait, give me the phone.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Did Mama answer?
Hey, Mom!
(CHEERING)
You can say one thing
to 20,000 people.
Whatcha gonna say?
MOM (OVER PHONE):
I love you!
(LAUGHTER)
How's everybody
in the back doin'?
(CHEERING)
Oh, goodness gracious.
I'm not gonna be
able to read that.
I've been on TikTok too much,
my eyes don't work.
(CHEERING)
"Help me come out."
(CHUCKLES)
Wait, what's your name?
Chloe?
What do you identify as?
I'm gay, I'm gay.
LIZZO:
You gay!
(CHEERING)
Well, that, there you go.
- You gay! (LAUGHS)
- Thank...
You don't need my help, baby.
You've always been who you are.
And remember to stay true
to that person.
Don't it feel good?
(SCREAMS)
Oh, you want me to sign this?
I'll sign it.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
I love you.
("I LOVE YOU, BITCH" PLAYING)
(VOCALIZING)
I'm under pressure
and it's all on me
Don't wanna stress ya,
but you're all I need
I wanna text ya
these fire nudies
This ass on your screen,
I feel so complete
Ooh, let me make a list
'Cause you're
beautiful and smart
And fuckin' talented
You're by my side,
I don't need no wish
Sing it, y'all.
I love you, bitch
I love you,
bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
I love you, bitch
- I love you
- I love you, bitch
- I see y'all.
- I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
Yes, you are
the most specialist
Not just that bitch
but you, my bitch
You water all your plants
and eat your veggies
I'm obsessed with it
I was at my lowest
Your girl
was goin' through it
Remember, remember?
Ooh
I said, give me
your heart, no repo
Figured me out,
no cheat code
Give me your hoody
when I'm cold
Bless your heart,
it's too small
Why don't you try?
And do a little slow dance
Sing it to me.
One, two, three!
I love you
I love you
I love you
I never thought
I'd say this
I love you, bitch
I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I love you, bitch
I love you
I never thought
Sing it to me, y'all.
I love you, bitch
Your turn.
AUDIENCE:
I love you, bitch
I love you, bitch
I never thought
I'd say this
(CHEERING)
("GOOD AS HELL" PLAYING)
Are you ready
to do your hair toss?
And are you ready
to check your nails?
I need y'all
to help me out and sing.
You ready?
One, two, three.
I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Good as hell
Hair toss, check my nails
One more time,
how you feelin'?
Whoo, child,
tired of the bullshit
Go on dust your
shoulders off
Keep it moving
Yes, Lord
Tryin' to get some new shit
In there, swimwear
Going to the pool shit
Come now,
come dry your eyes
You know you a star,
you can touch the sky
I know that it's hard
but you have to try
If you need advice,
let me simplify
If he don't
love you anymore
What'd you do?
Walk your fine ass
out the door
One, two, three.
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
One more time,
how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Whoo, girl,
need to kick off your shoes
You gotta take
a deep breath
It's time to focus on you
All the big fights,
long nights
That you been through
I got a bottle of Tequila
I been saving for you,
girl
Boss up
and change your life
You can have it all,
no sacrifice
I know he did you wrong,
we can make it right
So go and let it all
hang out tonight
'Cause he don't
love you anymore
So what?
So walk your fine ass
out the door
Yeah, and do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Stomp your feet
and clap your hands.
I want everybody in the city
to feel us stompin' our feet
and clappin' our hands.
I want you to take
all the negativity,
all the bullshit of the day,
stomp it out through your feet,
clap it out through your hands.
Release it. You don't need it.
Let it go!
'Cause he don't
love you anymore
Walk your fine ass
out the door
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- (VOCALIZING)
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
- Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
- Baby, how you feelin'?
- Feeling good as hell
Say, "Good as hell."
Feeling good as hell
Say, "Good as hell!"
Feeling good as hell
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
And do your hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
Hair toss
Check my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
I love you!
Feeling good as hell
Baby, how you feelin'?
Feeling good as hell
(CHEERING)
AUDIENCE (CHANTING):
Lizzo! Lizzo! Lizzo!
LIZZO:
Can't believe we did it!
TEAM MEMBER:
Almost done.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
(EXHALES)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
I gotta go.
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- TEAM MEMBER: Let's go!
("JUICE" PLAYING)
Say you love it.
You thought it was over.
It ain't ever over.
We ain't gonna leave
without the juice!
(CHEERING)
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Don't say it,
'cause I know I'm cute
Ooh, baby
Louis down to my drawers
- LV all on my shoes
- Ooh, baby
I be dripping so much sauce
Gotta been
looking like Ragu
Ooh, baby
Lit up like a crystal ball
That's cool, baby,
so is you
That's how I roll
If I'm shining,
everybody gonna shine
Yeah, I'm goals
I was born like this,
don't even gotta try
Now you know
I'm like Chardonnay
Better over time
So you know
Heard you say
I'm not the baddest
Bitch, be quiet
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
No, I'm not a snack at all
Look, baby,
I'm the whole damn meal
Baby, you ain't being slick
Don't dare try
to cop a feel
If the juice ain't
worth the squeeze
If the juice don't
look like this
Like this,
like this, like this
Hold up, nigga, please
Don't make me have
to take your bitch, shit
- How I roll
- If I'm shining
Everybody gonna shine
- Yeah, I'm goals
- I was born like this
Don't even gotta try
- Now you know
- I'm like Chardonnay
- Get better over time
- So you know
Heard you say I'm not
the baddest bitch
Sing!
It ain't my fault
That I'm out here
getting loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
- Sing!
- Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice,
blame it
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
- Ya-ya-ee
- Blame it on my juice
Blame it,
blame it on my juice
Somebody come get this man
I think he got lost
in my DMs
AUDIENCE:
What?
My DMs
AUDIENCE:
What?
You better come
and get your man
I think he wanna be
way more than friends, what?
- More than friends
- Put your hands together now!
(FAST-PACED FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm
out here making news
I'm the pudding
in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
- Ya-ya-ee
- Yeah
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee,
ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, baby
Blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
- Ya-ya-ee
- (VOCALIZING)
Blame it
on my juice, baby
- Blame it on my juice
- Oh, yeah!
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Thank you.
So... (CLEARS THROAT)
I got back from the road
and the next day
when I woke up...
I was nominated
for six Grammy Awards.
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
Six!
I wanna say thank you so much
for supporting
my album "Special."
The way that I feel right now,
I already have the album
of the fucking year.
I'm already a winner
'cause of this moment
right here.
Thank you so much.
(CHEERING)
And another nomination
for a song that I put out,
got nominated,
and, bitch,
for record and song of the year.
(CHEERING)
And don't tell nobody
but I freestyled that bitch.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
(MUMBLING SINGING)
Freestyle bitch off the dome!
Let me be a testimony,
you can really do anything,
when you're your
motherfucking self, bitch!
In a world where you can
be anything, be yourself!
(SCOFFS) Speaking of,
it's about that time, huh?
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
It's about damn time, huh?
What time is it?
AUDIENCE:
It's about damn time!
What time is it?
AUDIENCE:
It's about damn time!
Can I get an "Anyway"?
AUDIENCE:
Anyway!
("ABOUT DAMN TIME" PLAYING)
It's bad bitch o'clock,
yeah, it's thick-thirty
I've been through a lot
but I'm still flirty
- Okay
- Is everybody back up
In the buildin'?
It's been a minute
Tell me how you're healin'
'Cause I'm about to get
Into my feelings
How you feelin'?
How you feel, y'all?
Oh
I've been so down
and under pressure
I'm way too fine
to be this stressed, yeah
Oh
I'm not the girl
I was or used to be
Uh, bitch,
I might be better
Turn up the music
Turn down the lights
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be alright
- Okay
- Okay
- Alright
- What?
It's about damn time
Turn up the music,
let's celebrate
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be okay
- Okay
- Are you ready?
- Alright
- Sing!
It's about damn time
In a minute,
Imma need a sentimental
Man or woman to pump me up
Feeling fussy, walkin' in
my Balenci-ussy's
Tryin' to bring out
the fabulous
'Cause I give a fuck
way too much
Imma need like
two shots in my cup
One to get up,
one to get down, mm
How you feel? Sing!
Oh
I've been so down
and under pressure
I'm way too fine
to be this stressed, yeah
Oh, I'm not the girl
I was or used to be
Sing it for me one last time.
Turn up the music
Turn down the lights
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be alright, okay
- Okay, alright
- LIZZO: What?
It's about damn time
Turn up the music
Let's celebrate
I got a feelin'
I'm gonna be okay, okay
Okay, alright
It's about damn time
(SOFT FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
It's about damn time
I'm comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out
tonight
Comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out tonight
I'm comin' out
tonight
- (VOCALIZING)
- I'm comin' out tonight
- Oh, yeah
- I'm comin' out tonight
Comin' out tonight
- Alright, it's about damn
- (VOCALIZING)
It's about damn time
It's about damn time
On tour!
(CHEERING)
Thank you so much
for a wonderful evening.
This is my favorite part
of the show.
Make some noise for the band!
Everybody make some noise
for DJ Sophia Eris.
Everybody make some noise
one more time for SZA!
Now put your hands together
and make some noise for Cardi B,
Missy Elliott
and the Big Grrrls!
(CHEERING)
My name is Lizzo.
I love you, bitch.
I love you.
You are beautiful.
You can do anything.
Be kind to one another.
But most importantly,
be kind to yourself!
Good night!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- (WHISTLING)
- (CHEERING CONTINUES)
Me coming to the show
tonight and seeing, like,
what, 17,000 people,
here for someone
that looks like me
and they're here to praise her
and love her?
That is insane.
The relationship between
Lizzo and her fans
is like the warmest hug
I have ever experienced.
Lizzo fights for us,
like, always.
She fights for us to be seen,
she fights for us to be heard,
and she fights for us
to feel loved.
She came to me at a really,
really dark time in my life.
I needed her. I needed her.
It feels like a big pep talk.
Love yourself.
Love the body that you're in.
Love the body that we were given
and just celebrate yourself.
In case nobody
told you today
You're special
You're still here?
Thanks, babes.
I guess you're waiting for this.
Bye, bitch!
(LAUGHS)
(CACKLING LAUGHTER)
(INHALES)
Ha.