Lonesome Ghosts (1937) Movie Script

Lonesome Ghosts (1937)
- We don't have no fun no more.
- No. Nobody round here's scared.
Huh. We scared 'em all away.
Guess we're too good!
Hey. Here's an idea.
Get a load of this, fellas.
"Notice! We exterminate
all kinds of ghosts.
Day and night service."
Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
- Let's have fun with them.
- We can scare the pants off 'em!
- The telephone!
- The telephone!
The telephone?
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?
Do you chase ghosts?
Do we chase ghosts?
Yes, ma'am! Yes, sir!
I'll say we do.
Well, this house is full of ghosts.
Come quick.
- It's the old McShiver Mansion.
- OK. We'll be right over.
Oh, boy! A customer!
- A customer!
- A customer?
Hey, fellas, here they come!
This'll be a cinch.
Look at 'em!
We're from the Ajax Ghost
Exterminator Company.
Why don't you look
where you're going?
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts?
- We'll separate.
And surround them.
Who did that? Who did that?
Come out and fight like a man.
You can't scare me!
Come out and fight. Come on!
I got him!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
What kind of a place is this?
They can't do that to me.
That's a fine how-do-you-do!
Oh, I'm brave.
But I'm careful.
I ain't scared of no ghosts.
For a moment,
I thought it wasn't me.
Something wrong here.
I know you. You're a ghost.
Get off me!
There's a poltergeist on me!
Help! Mickey!
I got 'em.
I got all three of 'em!
- Look!
- Look!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
So you can't take it,
you big chickens!