Looking for a Sponsor (2025) Movie Script

(bright music)
(bright music)
Hey, aye, aye
I don't wanna go, if I go, I go slow
All I hear is swish
even when I try to miss
Better know myself know
that shit is not a risk
Keep a sweet poop 'cause
my chick chocolate
Face on ooh, that's an hippopotamus
The way I do I don't even lose
When I lose with the house so big
It's a pool by the pool
Ain't no news
Nah, she gonna choose who she choose
So if you play then
you stay baby the rules
When you see me up in traffic
Floating like a butterfly
Knowing that I'm going
to where the cash is
We talking about
practice, keep the belt
And I'm giving out lashes
'cause my bitch is the baddest
I'm gonna give it all
No excuses, no excuses
Number one spot, no deuces
They gonna look at
me for the blueprint
I don't want go If I
go, I go stupid, go stupid
Go, go, go stupid
You already know who the truth is
They gonna look at
me for the blueprint
I don't wanna go
If I go, I go stupid
Go stupid, go, go, go stupid
You already know who the truth me
They gonna look at
me for the blueprint
I don't wanna go
If I go, I go stupid
So, lemme get this straight.
Frank ain't answer the phone all night?
No.
Girl, and I called him at least 200 times.
I mean I blew his phone up just like I did
your bathroom that one day.
Yeah I remember that, nasty.
Okay, y'all.
So this is my best friend Raya.
We've been best friends
since the fifth grade.
When I tell y'all I love her to death.
That's what I mean.
But as you can see she's a little crazy.
I mean she's that one friend
who's always in a relationship
and clingy as hell to her man.
But this new one she got,
oh, she does not play about him.
So you ready to apologize now.
I know you weren't running from me.
(upbeat music)
You can try to lock boys.-
Some would she's toxic.
I just say she's passionate.
She's always asking me
for relationship advice
but she rarely ever takes it.
Raya.
You just trying to lock me out?
Raya, I told you I'm
done with the crazy ass.
And I told you that you not.
This is your fault, not mine.
You wasn't answering the phone,
so if anybody gonna be done with anybody
it's gonna be me being done with you.
Ooh, he got me fucked up.
Well, what was his excuse?
Raya, I told you I left for that-
(Raya gasps)
(ominous music)
What happened to your face?
I know.
You did this.
No, I didn't do that.
Raya, what are you doing to my car?
Ta-da.
You like it, Frank?
Is this peanut butter?
Yeah, it's just for you baby.
Because I love you.
I try to do better like
Dr. Thornton told me to do,
but you make me act like this.
I'm allergic to peanuts, Raya.
I got sensitive skin.
Damn.
(claps) It ain't that bad.
You know, Raya, you really
took it too fucking far
with this peanut butter this time.
You are not gonna turn
this all on me, okay, Frank?
This is your fault for
not answering your phone.
Raya, for the last time.
I left my phone in the gas
station and someone stole it.
So you just gonna sit up
here and lie in my face, Frank,
and act like you ain't seen
me calling you all night.
Raya, with all due respect,
get the fuck outta here.
Okay, Frank.
I'm gonna get the fuck out,
(snaps fingers) but before I do.
Snapping your fingers.
Hey, everybody, Frank got the herp.
What?
Written all over your face.
[Frank] What are you doing?
[Amillion] Alright, so what?
You done with Frank now?
Done with Frank?
Girl, hell no.
He's my man.
I love Frank.
I just needed him to you
know, teach him a lesson
and let him beg to have
me back for a few days.
(doorbell dings)
Hold that thought.
[Voicemail] Recording, you may hang on.
Where is she going?
Hmm, so you got you one, huh?
Oh, and you know this,
and you look like you got
something on the flow too, okay?
Hair done, makeup done,
looking real thotish.
You know how I get down.
You about to go and see
sponsor hood rat, ain't you?
And you know this.
He waiting on me to call him right now.
But you already know the rule.
Oh yeah.
[Both] Make him wait until
he calls looking for you.
- Exactly.
- [Shaundra] Yes.
So when he calls me, I
know he pressed to get by me.
And if he don't call
then he think he the prize
and he'll be a problem in the future.
So you do listen when I drop jewels?
Yeah, I love jewels.
And I drop jewels myself.
Okay, y'all, so this are
other best friends Shaundra.
We've been best friends
since we were in high school
'cause we were on the cheerleading team
and we've been Jimmy Jam ever since.
You can't hold a good one down.
And if one goes broke, another one
with money will come around.
I dropped you that jewel though.
She the type that always
used to date the older men
because she would drive they
cars, they would give her money
and she was fly as hell.
But this one right here,
oh she's a me times 10
when it comes to this gold digging shit.
Ooh, I got another match.
Mm, girl, these dating apps
are a gold mine for gold digging.
You need to get with the times.
Girl, I told you I'm
straight on them dating apps.
I like to pick my prey
to old fashioned way.
That way I know something about 'em.
You don't know nothing about them men
except for what they tell you.
To each its own.
- Hey, friend.
- Where you been at?
You about to leave?
Yes, I'm going to Frank's house.
I'm gonna wait for his ass to get home
'cause I know his ass
is ready to apologize.
Hold on, I'm call you later.
Alright now, keep it cool,
and don't call that man now one more time.
[Raya] Call him now.
(Amillion laughs)
Did she tell you
about the peanut butter?
Yes, with her crazy ass.
(car honks)
Oh.
That's my cue.
Wait, who got coming to get you?
You said we was gonna
kick it for a minute.
Listen, we will kick
it like kung fu later
but right now I got a date with Nate
and I ain't gonna be late.
- Oh.
So just use me for your little drop off
and pick up spot, huh?
Girl, you know how this go.
I'll call you later, bye.
Let's go, let's go
(phone buzzing)
Getting to a bag Let's
go, let's go, let's go
Hello.
Daddy, I was just about to call you
and tell you I was on my way.
Okay, bye.
So I know you probably wondering
who this fine thick little
Asian is, so I'll tell you.
It's me Amillion Bucks named
by my daddy, Moe Bucks.
God rest his soul.
I'm straight up outta Detroit, Michigan.
And I was raised to not let
nobody play no games with me.
And to be as hard as a rock when I need to
or soft like a lady when I should.
Let's go
Getting to a bag
Let's go, let's go
Now one thing is I don't
have tolerance for bullshit.
And I like the finer things in life.
My daddy always told me
that that's what I deserve.
He also taught me that I can
get whatever it is I want
outta life as long as I
take the necessary steps
to obtain it.
Some people think I'm a
relationship guru but I'm not.
I just dropped game on these bitches.
Let's go, let's go
Getting to a bag
I'm a woman who knows what she wants
and I use sponsors to get it.
Now if you're unsure what
a sponsor is, I'll explain.
Hold on.
(upbeat music)
Sponsors are men that I hand
picked to sponsor my lifestyle.
See, I research potential sponsors,
and if they meet my
requirements, I attack.
I make them fall in love with
me and become fully invested
and then I drain them of
everything that they have.
And when I can't gain
anymore, I'm on to the next.
Some people will call me a gold digger,
I just say I'm ambitious.
I mean only you can
determine your worth, right?
Come on, I'm gonna show you
better than I can tell you
'cause I'm about to go date
one of my sponsors right now.
(doorbell dings)
Hold on.
Yeah, I got you.
Nah, babe, listen, I'm
gonna call you back.
I love you.
Alright.
Ooh, look what the cat drag in.
- Hey, daddy.
- The fuck you been at?
You know I've been missing your fine ass.
And you know I miss you too
but I just wanted to make sure
that I was foreign before I came up here.
I see you got the new Brandi braids
just like I like it though.
Anything for you, daddy because.
I wanna be down with you
Ey
Are these new Cubans?
Hey, don't gonna touch my jewelry.
- Okay.
- Anyway, though.
Yeah, come back and gimme my hug.
Don't touch my hair.
What about that?
Come on, girl.
Okay, y'all.
So that's my boo, Twan.
Me and my friends call
him Sponsor Hood Rat.
Yes, he's an alcoholic but
he's one hell of a sponsor
as you can see.
We only been dating for six weeks
and he done already pay my
car note and my rent twice.
He bought me that Chanel bag over there
'cause he got it from somebody
who stole it from somebody,
but whatever.
He gives me a thousand
dollars a week for allowance.
And he done took me
shopping several times.
All he wants me to do
is come turn up with him
and his friends so he can
feel like he's the man
'cause he ain't never
had a bad bitch like me.
But one thing for sure is I'm not a hoe.
That's rule number one.
(phone buzzing)
Hello.
Lemme hit that.
- Oh yeah, for sure.
- Now, look at you over there
fucking with that bitch, nigga.
You need you a real one like me.
You know what I'm talking about?
Be careful.
So I tell all my
sponsors that I'm celibate.
(Amillion coughs)
- Alright, bet.
They try their hardest
to do whatever it is
that I want to get the booty.
But no matter what they do.
Never gonna to get it
Never gonna to get it
Never gonna to get it
Okay, daddy, well, I'm about
to go but I will call you.
Aight, bet.
Can't wait to see your fine ass again.
Woo, crewing business.
You feel me?
Girl, what the hell is you doing here?
Milli, thank God.
I used your little spare
key under the rock.
I hope you don't mind.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
No.
Frank dumped me.
Hold on.
I know your ass aint just
almost gave me a heart attack
to tell me something that we
both knew was about to happen.
First of all, we both didn't know shit
because I didn't know he was gonna use
some reverse psychology bullshit on me.
I mean dumping me, me?
I'm the one that's mad at him.
What the fuck?
You didn't even hear his excuse.
You just went full throttle,
and I told you you gave
him the upper hand.
Okay, well, now I wanna
give his ass the upper cut
because who does he
think he is dumping me?
Me?
Relax.
Frank ain't going nowhere,
and we both know this.
I don't know.
I mean I fucked up this time.
I mean he was really mad.
I mean his eyes were
all bugged out and shit.
I messed up.
You should feel bad
'cause that was physical
abuse right there.
If you were mad he
didn't answer the phone,
what you should have did
was played it smooth.
Oh yeah, well how's way?
Oh, well, you shouldn't have
called him back all those times.
You should have waited
for him to call you back.
And when he did, you answer the phone
like nothing even happened.
And then as soon as he goes to talk,
you act like you're
laughing with somebody else.
You tell him you'll call
him back and then you don't.
That would've had him calling you
explaining exactly what happened.
But no, your ass wanted to go act all out
right with this peanut butter shit,
and now he's in control.
Okay, whatever.
I don't wanna hear that.
How do I get my man back back?
What are you even asking me?
And you don't listen to nothing I say.
Okay, I'm going to listen.
How do I get my man back?
Well, first of all, you need
to just give him some time
to clear his mind and his face.
- I don't want to.
- See, I don't got time
for this shit today.
- I miss him.
I got a play on the floor.
What kind of play?
You know my cousin Reek?
Reek the freak?
Stop talking about my cousin like that.
That's nasty.
Yes.
His job is having a company get together
and there's one particular
sponsor that I'm interested in.
Okay, well, what is the stats,
'cause I know you know the rundown.
(smooth music)
- And you know this.
Okay, so he's best friends with
the owner of Reek's company.
And he has his own tech company.
He's the CEO because he
inherited it from his father.
He's single with no kids.
One brother, lives
downtown, drinks socially.
He loves dogs and he loves,
loves, loves superheroes.
I mean he has like the most expensive
superhero collection in the country.
He's like a big ass kid and
he likes dingy Valley girls
because it makes him
feel like smart, yeah.
Bitch, you need a hobby.
I have a hobby.
And it's finding sponsors.
Yeah.
All right, well, I'm coming
'cause Frank is mad at me,
you need a wing man and I'm trying
to see your cousin Freaky Reeky.
Didn't I tell you stop being
like that with him, alright?
Damn, it's just gross.
I'll let you go but you can't
be doing all that shit, okay?
Fine.
Don't embarrass me.
I'm not.
Alright, well, let me go change
and I got something for you to put on too
because you can't wear this.
Alright.
Come on.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
This right here
This right here
This so fire, fire
Ain't no lie
This so fire, fire
This right here
This right here
This so fire, fire
Ain't no lie
Fire, fire
We look so stupid.
We look like a folkleg Sharon Dionne.
Shut up 'cause you
don't want it to come in.
You knew we was gonna have to play roles.
[Reek] Cousin.
Cuz.
Still got it. (Chuckles)
What's up, Milli?
What up though?
What the fuck y'all got on?
Don't come on me like that
because you know I come
everywhere dressed to impress.
You know how I get down.
- I do.
- Okay.
Damn, what's up Ray?
No, I don't like that.
You look finer and finer every
time I see your ass, damn.
Hey, Freaky Reek.
Stop that.
It's nice in here though.
I like it, cuz.
Appreciate the invite.
- Invite?
- Yeah.
You called and invited yourself.
- Whatever.
- I meant to call you earlier.
How you know my job was
having a party anyway,
but forgot you the coldest gold digger
in the city. (Chuckles)
And you know this. But
I'm not a gold digger.
You know that.
I'm ambitious.
My time is valuable, so I
like to get paid for my time.
I mean, is that too much
to ask a grown ass man for?
You're a gold digger, girl.
Girl, your ass ain't
gonna never change, man.
But I hope you find what
you looking for in here.
I will.
Hopefully a trick that'll
buy you some better clothes.
But till then never talk pretty sexy.
Another van, good hair,
strawberry shortcake ass on
and get some shots going,
LaReek LaRon Johnson.
Boy, you better stop it.
Are you allergic to pea butter?
Ah, but I do like motion.
I got one of those.
He's a minor.
That's my auntie's youngest son.
Whatever.
[Narrator] Target spotted.
Let's make a play.
(smooth music)
Oh, I'll get them.
Like, excuse me.
I'm always dropping stuff or whatever.
These key chains are so cool.
(Amillion chuckles)
You're beautiful.
Do you like superheroes?
Like?
Like I love superheroes.
I have like a humongous
like collection or whatever.
Wait, do you like superheroes?
- Like?
- Yeah.
I love superheroes.
Oh my God.
I have a humongous collection.
Wow.
So wait, you're cool,
and pretty?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
And you like superheroes?
Yeah.
Oh, my heart.
Wait.
What's your name?
Like my name is Starr with two Rs.
Like Star with like two Rs.
What's your name?
Trent.
Trent?
Trent Global.
CEO of Global Enterprise.
That sounds like super
duper like cool, fun,
and like important too.
Like rich.
Well, it kind of is. (Chuckles)
Not to toot my own horn, but honk, honk.
Beep, beep. (Chuckles)
Oh, beep, beep.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Like big?
Oh yeah.
I like stuff like big.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Let's just say I am
kind of big league baby.
Well.
(phone rings)
Like, excuse me for a minute.
My phone's ringing and like when it rings
you're post like answer I think whatever.
So like, yeah, hold on.
Hello.
Listen, I told you I don't
wanna talk that today.
I told you I'm finally out
having fun or at least trying
and the funeral is gonna be at the church
and he's wearing a suit and that's that.
Are you okay? You want to talk about it?
Mm, no.
Mr. Brown, he like died.
Oh my God, Mr. Brown.
Oh my God.
Like who will I cuddle with?
Like who will I sleep with?
Who will I go on walks with?
Like his nose, it was like soft and wet.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
And like, ugh, he was almost
potty trained or whatever.
I just said I was gonna stop beating him
for peeing in the bed.
Wait, your?
Oh, my dog, Mr. Brown.
He like died in a car
driveway or whatever.
Like they splattered
him into the pavement.
There was like a doggy fur everywhere,
guts were like flying.
It was like gross, like yeah.
Oh yeah, my heart.
Mrs. Muffins
I had a fluffy friend too once.
Really?
He got hit in the drive by like.
I'm so sorry that happened.
I love dogs too.
Yeah, like I'm totally
sorry to hear about that.
And thanks, I appreciate that so much.
Hey, hey, we gotta go now.
Raya, calm down.
Like what the fuck is totally
wrong with you and actuality.
Whatever.
What's that?
So like this is my BFF Raya
and she's like had a little bit too much
to drink if you know what I mean.
She's drunk.
Oh yeah.
So I'm like, I should
probably like take her home.
I'll call you.
Oh, oh, okay.
Well, how would I get in contact with you,
'cause I really like you.
And what about maybe
flowers for the funeral?
Flowers?
What funeral?
Like the funeral, remember?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'll call you though, okay?
Just remember then, Trent.
Trent, CEO,
okay?
- Yeah.
[Trent] I'm CEO.
- I'm drunk, I'm drunk.
- Get the fuck up off of me.
Bitch, you told me to do this.
Okay, well, we're done.
Let's go.
- Well, come on.
- Now.
So good to see you.
Come on.
Oh.
Cuz, y'all gone?
Gotta go, cuz, I'll call you later.
Got to move that key from under the rock.
It's too early for this.
What you want?
I just got off the phone with Raya.
She said Frank ain't called her back.
She been up all night.
We need to call her and
talk her off the ledge
because I do not want
her to go crazy again.
There's nothing we can
call and tell that girl
without her jumping off that ledge,
'cause she's crazy and you know this.
Would you believe she came
out with me last night
and almost made me fumble my play?
Girl, almost made me fumble face down.
Yep, but guess who you talking to?
The GOAT.
So I still got sponsored
superhero secure and in his bag.
So you really got him.
And you know this.
See I already done told you
that the old fashioned way
of dating is way better than this new age
dating app shit you be on.
Meanwhile Percy, who
I met on Hook and Reel
just sent me $5,000 for my bills.
And we're going shopping later.
Girl, what?
And meanwhile you had sex with
Percy so as he should, right?
And I sure did and it was good.
Y'all a little freak,
what's wrong with you?
Let's say Percy was
pounding and packing baby.
I shoulda paid him $5,000.
It was like that?
Mm, great.
Oh man.
(doorbell dings)
Who you got coming over here
early in the morning, Ms. Nasty?
Move off the way and shut up.
Mind your business.
What about that?
Your business is my business.
I beg to differ.
(Shaundra chuckles)
All I know.
It better not be your crazy friend Raya.
That's all I know.
I bet it is.
Excuse me, where's my phone?
And get out my bed with
your outside clothes on.
Did it jiggle?
It did.
Damn, red, hot and sexy.
How you doing on this amazing day?
I'm fine, thanks.
Come in, it's cold.
You are fine.
I got a delivery for Amillion Bucks.
Amillion Bucks?
Wow, that's such a super rad name.
Thanks, my daddy named me.
Well, you definitely
look like a million bucks.
Could you sign here with
your very pretty self?
Sure.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Here you go.
- Thanks.
- Here you go.
Well, I appreciate you and thank you
with your fine handsome self.
Handsome me?
Oh wow, that makes my day. (Chuckles)
I'm happy about that.
See you.
Okay, so did y'all see
what I just did right there?
I let him get off.
I could look at him and
tell he never gets any.
He sneaks and watches porn
and jacks off type shit.
No girls ain't never
giving him compliments
because he's so creepy and cringy,
so I gave him a little sex stare,
flirted with him a little bit
and now he's feeling himself.
And I love that for him.
I could take all of his paychecks
until he has nothing left.
But I only drain to gain from
big bosses who can afford it.
I mean, I'm not that shallow.
Lemme see who sent this.
[Trent] Thank you.
I really had fun talking
with you last night.
Just wanted to send you something
for your loss for Mr. Brown.
Alright, I hope you don't mind
that I got your info from LaReek.
Call me.
Okay, Trent, look for me
with your rich ass then.
And here we go for second down.
(phone buzzing)
- [Narrator] Superhero.
Superhero.
Trent Global here.
It's me Starr with like two Rs.
Hi, Starr.
How are you?
I'm so excited because
like I just got this delivery
and the flowers and superhero
stuffy are like so cool.
Oh my God.
Like Mr. Brown is barking happily
from doggy heaven right now
or like wherever dogs
go when they like die.
Oh yeah, like (barks) Mrs. Muffins too.
Look, it is the least I can do
from one dog lover to the next.
Oh my God.
Thanks, Trent.
Like this superhero stuffy
dog is like my favorite ever.
Mine too.
So Miss Blonde Hair I just don't care,
when can I take you out next?
'Cause I am trying to see you again.
Like I totally wanna
see you too, but like-
But what?
You don't like me now or what?
Of course I like you, duh.
But I have to work and
like I have some bills
that I'm behind on, so like
I need some extra hours
to get like extra money.
I'm like so embarrassed
to really tell you this,
but I always wanna keep it real with you.
The I always keep a real
line gets him every time.
A damsel in distress will
make a man do his best.
Remember that.
Don't you ever feel embarrassed
for keeping it real with me.
I am a real deal kind of a guy,
so I'll take you out tomorrow night
and I'll take you out for a nice dinner
at a fancy restaurant.
Trent, like I already
told you I have to work.
I know what you told me.
That's why I am telling you
we're gonna go out tomorrow night, okay?
So dress up pretty
because I don't want a
pretty independent woman
like you getting stressed out.
And look, I'll help you with
some of that bill money
next I see you, okay?
So relax, breathe and I'll call
and check up on you a little later, okay?
Bye.
And just like that.
Got him.
See this shit should be too easy.
I act like I don't want anything from him,
but I'm gonna take everything that he has.
You have to make a man think
that you're working as hard as you can,
so he wants to help you.
You don't want him to feel
like he has to help you.
It's a big difference.
It's like reverse
psychology type of thing.
And I hope y'all taking notes
while I'm dropping these jewels.
It feels good
Yeah
It feels good
It feels good
Why you didn't come back
upstairs and gimme the tea.
I know you ain't rushing
me in my own house.
I was just about to come up there.
So who was at the door?
Well, if you must know, Nosey Rosey.
I had a special delivery
from sponsor superhero.
Alright, so save the tea. I
really need you to go upstairs
and get ready so we can go to Chandelier.
Damn, I forgot Bravo
had that event today.
Yeah, and I didn't.
And that's why I got here,
so that we could be on time.
You can get ready.
This is an early networking event, okay?
Nothing but business owners
and working men will be in the building.
Well, why you don't
go over to Raya house
and rush her and get her ready before me?
Because she waiting on Frank.
Of course, because she's crazy.
(both laugh)
Alright, let go put some
clothes on so I don't miss it.
But I'm telling you now I'm not
about to stay there all day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm serious.
Okay.
Alright, put those in
the vase for me, please.
Whatever you say, your highness.
Yeah
I hope you don't mind I got your.
Okay, Trent.
Son of Augusta style
You get me
Yeah, new whip outside is different
This is my business
- This is what I'm talking about
Johnny always brings
out potential sponsors.
And that's where you go wrong
at just like them dating apps.
Because how you know any of them
have potential to do anything?
Please believe before I
even give somebody play,
I got the 411 on them.
Okay, do you hear me?
- Yeah, yeah.
- You gotta pick they prey.
And you need to learn how
to be spontaneous, alright?
You may fuck around and find
the best potential sponsor
you ever met.
Or you fuck around and find a Ralph
who live in this mama basement
and is a woman beat with
no car and five baby mamas.
But it's too late because you done
already gave me some booty
before you even find out.
It's a no for me.
Okay, yeah, yeah hold that thought.
Got one.
How you doing?
Hey.
What's going on?
[Amillion] I'm here with her again.
[Bartender] Girl, y'all stay here.
Because of her.
Check made this, check make that.
Best friend, Milli, this is Brice.
Brice, this is Milli.
How you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
What you ladies drinking now?
Casa Azul.
Okay, bartender.
You can come Tiki.
What can I get for y'all?
Go ahead, sexy.
- Oh.
- Tell her what you want.
Okay, we will have two double
shots of Casa Azul, please.
Okay, y'all want that on the rocks,
y'all want it straight up?
Straight up.
Straight up, please.
So what you ladies getting
into after you leave here?
Nothing.
Probably just grab some food.
What about you?
I just gotta run back to my office.
But after that I was hoping
maybe I could see you again.
Here y'all go.
And that's 300 even?
300?
- [Bartender] Yeah.
- For what?
For your two double shots.
Damn, that's expensive.
I could get a fifth at the store for $300.
Man, y'all robbing people up in here.
Look around you. Do it look
like we at the store to you?
We at the bar and it's 300 up in here.
You ain't gotta be smart about it.
Well, you ain't gotta be cheap about it.
Now he ain't got no money.
Now you a need whole
rock like I told you
trying to bargain shop at the bar.
Lemme go to the bathroom.
And watch my drink, so
he don't try to drink it.
I got you.
You know what?
Where your manager at?
Because this some bullshit.
I am the manager.
How can I help you?
You know what?
You could take this damn shot back.
Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
We don't do no refunds at the bar.
Well, then you better
drink or something.
I don't want no $300 shots.
Security.
Security.
You know what?
Take that 40 ball and be happy.
What the fuck I'm
supposed to do with this?
I don't know what to tell you.
This not even enough for one.
[Brice] Well, I work
too hard for my money.
Well, stay out the fucking bar then.
- Oh.
- Damn.
My God.
Is you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
I would've been so embarrassed
if I would've fell.
Shit happens, right?
Right.
Wait, wait.
What?
No need to be embarrassed.
Especially with how pretty you are.
Thank you.
Let's just say you owe me one.
And that's what we not gonna say,
'cause I don't owe nobody shit.
But I do appreciate you
catching me Mr. Nice Teeth.
Okay, so you a little feisty, huh?
I like the little Asian persuasion.
Appreciate that.
What's your name?
Why?
Damn, why you gotta be like that?
I just saved you from falling.
And I just told you thank
you and I appreciate it.
Look, I'm asking so when I call you,
I know how to address you.
Oh, so that's why you don't need my name
because you won't be calling me.
So if you're wondering why
I'm being such a bitch,
it's because I'm just not interested.
I mean he's handsome with some nice teeth,
but looks aren't everything.
Money is.
You have to be able to
sponsor my lifestyle.
And since I don't know if he falls
into that category, I'm straight.
My time is valuable and I value my time.
Some of y'all just ready and
willing to be in whoever face
wasting your time 'cause you're lonely.
But that's why I'm here to
keep your hoes in check.
Anything else?
Nope.
Could tell you're a little means.
Let you going about your business.
Thank you so kindly.
Straight like that?
Girl, so what the hell happened?
Because I just saw your friend
getting drug out by security
and I know it wasn't from them shots.
And it was.
Do you know that he tried
to return your shots?
You lying?
I'm not.
And then he paid with it with the last $40
that was in his pocket.
$40?
Yes.
But Johnny took care of us.
So you telling me that
grown man was in here
offering to buy drinks
he couldn't even afford?
Well, clearly he thought
we were gonna order
some Tito's or Five o'clock.
So you gonna let me take you outta what?
Who is this?
Girl, I don't know.
I just bumped it to him at the bathroom.
- Okay.
- My name's West.
Well, hi, West, I am Shaundra
her best friend and yes,
you can take her out.
The hell he can.
Girl, shut up.
Whatcha talking about?
You need to be quiet.
Fine.
Guess I'm just not a type.
But it was still a pleasure to meet you.
Ooh.
Maybe I'll catch you around.
- Maybe not.
- You will.
You could have at least seen
if you was gonna buy us some Casa Azul.
'Cause I don't care 'cause
I can buy my own Casa Azul.
I told you I don't mingle with
randoms like you do, right?
Well, do you.
You wanna go get something to eat?
No, because I'm about to go
eat with sponsored Muscles.
You know the one who I researched
and I know for a fact he's
balling outta control.
I'm gonna go spend time with him.
Plus I'm ready to go.
My feet hurt.
Let's leave.
Mm-mm, I'm still waiting
on the text from Gerald.
But you can go ahead and go.
I'm gonna stick around
and see if I can find
some more potentials.
What you need to do is
check out their credentials.
But you don't hear me though.
Call you later.
- Alright.
- You little hood girl.
I am so sorry that I'm late,
but I just left from the gym.
I didn't even have time to
go home and take a shower.
I'm sweaty and I parked five blocks away
so I could run and get in
my cardio, so excuse me.
Well, that is fantastic.
You still smell good to me.
Me personally, I had to
go home and take a shower
'cause I had an intense two hour
full body workout at the gym,
followed up with 40 minutes in the sauna.
Wow.
[Grant] I feel amazing.
That's amazing, Grant.
I actually did a light hour and a half.
I was leg and glute day today
and when I left the gym I did 500 squats.
That's awesome.
Hey, next time do a thousand.
Okay, okay.
So this is Grant.
He's OCD.
He's a major health
freak and he's a gym rat.
I heard about him through the grapevine
and everything that I heard
panned out to be true,
so I made a play and it's
been game on ever since.
Hello, welcome to Salads Are Us.
Are you guys ready to order or
do you need a couple minutes?
Oh no, we know exactly what we want.
We just came from the gym.
We gotta get that protein in us ASAP.
You know what you want?
Well, actually I was
thinking about starting with-
You know, as a matter
of fact, never mind,
I'm gonna go ahead and order for her.
I'm gonna start off with
the southwest chicken salad.
We're gonna go with no
dressing with that, no cheese.
We're gonna go extra chicken.
And for the young lady here,
she's going to have the
chicken chopped salad, okay?
We're gonna do that with
no cheese, no dressing.
And we're gonna switch
it up for her today.
Just take the chicken out.
She's not gonna need that at all.
So basically lettuce with no dressing.
[Grant] That's right.
Yeah.
Now I will admit that I probably
shouldn't have took it to the extreme
by telling him I was
vegan because I'm sick
and tired of eating fucking
lettuce every time we go out.
And don't get me started
about having a workout
and pretend like I'm sore every day.
That's a whole nother story.
But when you're trying
to secure a second down,
you gotta play your hardest.
We've only been dating
for about two months now
and he barely has time to date me
and he doesn't buy me gifts.
But as you can see, he's
all about those investments
and man, he's made me some money.
Damn, that salad look good.
So you remember that 10k
I invested for you on your birthday?
Well, it hit.
You made another 30K.
Wow.
Are you serious, Grant?
Yes, I am as serious as the heart attack
that I don't want to have.
That's why I'm trying to make sure
I'm in peak physical condition.
My advice.
Leave in 10, take out the other 30,
'cause in my experience, I don't think
that this thing is quite
reached its peak as of ye, okay?
Okay. (Coughs)
You alright?
Surely.
Ah, you gotta put
some beet juice in you.
It's perfect for that.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Hmm.
This beet juice catching up with me.
I'll be right back.
Sarah, you didn't see
me sitting over there?
- No.
- You was gonna call me.
I was gonna call you?
You said you was gonna
text me. And who is this guy?
My trainer.
Your trainer?
I'm your trainer.
I'm your trainer.
What are you doing?
Ma'am, ma'am?
- Sir.
Crickets.
- Sir.
What is, what the, what
is going, what is going,
what are you doing?
Oh my.
Can I help you?
No, I'm good.
Hey, where's all my chicken?
Okay, let's call Twan.
What up though?
What up?
What up though?
What up though?
What up though?
What up though? (Chuckles)
Nah, hell nah.
Yeah, yeah.
Nah, I'm fucked up.
I ain't gonna lie.
I just type my fly drive.
We was over there drinking
and smoking and talking shit.
Bf, calm down.
What?
Don't go back over to that man's house.
Hello, Trent.
Oh my God.
Like it's me Starr, star with two Rs.
Grant.
No, it's Trent.
You're doing Grant.
Grant.
Hello, Grant.
Hello?
(chuckles) Yeah.
Nah, nah, you still on the block?
Alright, naw, that's cool, Daddy.
Like I'm totally exhausted
because I was like at work all day.
But guess what?
I put those extra hours in,
so like tomorrow I can totally see you.
It's only been a day, good Lord.
Give him a break.
Well, hello, Grant, this is Kelly
and I was just sitting here
eating a lettuce shake salad,
some type of thing, and I know
you're probably working out,
so just gimme a call back as
soon as you get my message.
I would really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Stop crying.
I promise I'm gonna help you
get your man back tomorrow.
Life's a gamble
Gotta roll the dice
I wished a lot of different
things just to live this life
When you down bad, you
gotta pay the price
I've been through hell and
back just to live this life
Ooh, ooh, ooh
(door thuds)
Come, bitch, it's cold.
Girl, why the hell you
beating on my door like this?
Who the hell moved the
key from under the rock?
You know Frank ain't bring
his ass home last night.
Huh? (Claps)
No.
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
And you know this 'cause?
Because I was in that
nigga's bushes all night.
You what?
Yes, I had my black ass
in his black ass bushes,
and he ain't bring his black ass home.
I can't get in a conversation
too much about black things,
but you're a fucking psychopath.
I called him a hundred times.
Bitch, a hundred times.
You ain't gonna answer the phone.
Why would you call him a hundred times
I guess any better than
calling him 200 times?
What you mean?
Because why you not
answering the phone, huh?
I mean, bitch, I put my pride to the side.
Me, Raya beat that ass James
put her pride to the side and apologized.
Bitch, I don't apologize to nobody.
You know that shit.
I know, I know.
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
So I called.
No, no, no, I ain't called.
Did I call?
Yeah, I called.
So no, I text, I text him to apologize.
He didn't say shit.
He didn't even respond, bitch.
And I said I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Frank.
I'm fucking sorry, Frank.
My bad.
Come on, grab your lighter.
We'll get the gas on the way.
I don't wanna go.
Yes, you're going.
Get a grip, please.
You're scaring me.
You're scaring him.
Frank's a good man, Savannah.
You're gonna run him away being toxic.
What the fuck you mean toxic?
Okay, not toxic.
I meant passionate.
Passionate.
- Passionate,
I'm passionate.
No, no. This is his fault, okay?
Right.
- 'Cause I text him,
I called him.
- You called him.
- I was in his bushes.
- You was in the bushes.
- I'm at job.
- You was at the job.
Behind it, the side of the house,
the back of the house,
the front of the house.
I don't know what else to do.
What the fuck else am I supposed to do?
I don't got the answers no more.
What am I supposed to do?
You tell me.
Tell me what to.
You gonna help me.
Tell me, what we gonna do?
Come on.
Okay, I got a plan, I got a plan,
I got a plan.
- You got a plan, okay.
- 24 hours.
- 24 hours.
24 hours no Frank, nothing about Frank.
No calling, no texting,
no popping up, nothing.
- No, no.
- Without Frank for 24 Hours.
No, I can't leave
him alone for 24 hours.
What the fuck am I supposed
to do for 24 hours, Milli?
I can't do it.
You know I can't do it.
I can't survive.
I can't survive.
You can survive.
Just go 24 hours nothing about Frank.
Then after that I'll give you step two.
No, no, no.
You tell me step two now.
Get through that first
and then come back.
(doorbell dings)
Somebody's at the door.
Okay.
Are you safe to be
alone here by yourself?
I'm alright.
You sure?
Don't touch anything and don't move.
Woo, woo.
Come on because she acting crazy.
- Ooh.
- Look at her.
What happened to you?
I had a long night.
You know Frank has been acting up,
so don't you come in here
talking to me about that.
My bad.
(cat meows)
Oh, you got your noose knuckle out?
Where y'all going?
We ain't going nowhere.
Yes, her is noose is knuckling.
Okay, both of y'all need
to get with the program.
I told you last night that
I met this nice ass sponsor
at Chandelier before you left me, okay?
And we're going to one
of his little events.
I never told you I was going
and I definitely ain't
know it was this early.
Okay, but you know now.
And there will be plenty
of sponsors to choose from.
Yeah, so why you ain't tell me?
You bitches know I love Chandelier.
It's not Chandelier.
We're going to Charlene's.
Okay, but you've been
so focused on Frank
I didn't-
Fuck Frank.
Don't say that name.
[Shaundra] Okay.
Plus she told me I had
to lay off Frank 24 hours.
I told you that you
need to go home, lay down
and go get some rest with your crazy
psychotic lunatic psychopath ass.
Well, I'm gonna do
that, but I'm not taking
my crazy self tunic down
to my house by myself.
I'm going to the party.
Okay, cool.
That's great. Both of
y'all can go and get ready
because it's gonna be a
chill type of event, okay?
You can wear whatever you wanna wear.
Well, why don't you just go on.
We'll meet you there later.
No, we go together, we ride together,
we do everything together.
We're bad girls for life.
No, we're not. She's
not going to the party.
- [Shaundra] Yeah, she is.
- Look at her.
- [Shaundra] What?
- She's unstable.
Okay, well, you should
have sent better signals
because I couldn't understand.
Hey, hey. (Claps)
I'm psychotic, not deaf.
Bitch, I'm going to the party.
Yeah, I can clean up nice, alright?
I'm gonna go to the beauty supply.
I'm gonna grab an outfit.
I'm gonna come back.
I'm showering your shit.
I'm coming to that
fucking party, yeah, yeah.
You ain't putting all that
rubbish and twigs and sticks
and mud in my shower
Yeah, the fuck I am.
I'm going to the party.
I'm gonna get a sponsor.
(claps) My coat, yes.
We're all gonna get sponsors, yeah.
Bitches is gonna have new mens, you know?
Fuck Frank.
You better help me find a new Frank.
You know why?
'Cause you're my friend.
You are my friend too.
It's game time.
(claps) Let's go.
See, why the fuck would you tell her
we was going to the party?
Didn't you see me over here talking about-
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
She was here. I was afraid for my life.
I told her the good things.
- She's a liability.
I didn't know, she's gone, I'm not.
You got some food?
Whoopty fucking doo.
(upbeat music)
On another level taking, yeah, yeah
Bougie and I'm bossy
and I get 'em jaws low
Hurry up, it's cold.
Milli, put 60 in my tank
and get me a pack of gum.
The strong kind, right?
The good kind.
Gimme two Switchers, gimme 10 five.
Let me get.
Here you go.
I'm in a rush.
You know you seem like
the hot puff kind of chick.
Not you at the gas station.
Look at God.
See I knew we was meant to be.
That's cute.
Milli, who is this?
Milli.
At least I know your name now.
- Oh, it's Amillion.
- Right.
Amillion, I like that.
I like that a lot.
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry, I'm West.
Nice to meet you, West.
Oh, he is cute.
How you know him?
I don't know him.
I bumped into him yesterday with Shaundra.
That's all y'all getting?
Oh no, we gotta get gas.
Let me go ahead and get
they stuff and they gas too.
I would ask you for your number,
but I just remembered I'm not your type.
You got a good memory.
It was definitely good
to see you again though.
Ladies have a blessed day.
- Thank you.
- You too.
You too.
Oh, and he got the new Wagoner truck.
You should have gave him your number.
He's too short and he's not my type.
Can I get this and then 60 on pump one?
[Cashier] But that guy, he
already paid for your stuff.
Oh, he is your type.
Why?
Because he paid for some
gas with cheap ass snacks.
See you.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
I don't know why you acting
like you don't like him.
Well, damn, it took y'all long enough.
Were you entertained?
Yes, well, this Ro, this my new boo.
He offered to pay my gas for me.
These my girls.
Girls.
Should have offered to pay for it.
Hey, bubble coat.
Oh, you paid for my gas?
- No.
- No.
Some fine man named Wes paid for your gas.
Wes from yesterday?
Yes, girl.
I can't believe he was just in there.
Did you give him some play?
- No.
- No.
Alright, let's go then.
Yeah, it's cold.
Alright. Ro, I'll call you, okay?
Alright, for sure, hit me up.
Alright.
See you facial hair.
Alright, I'll see you at the shop.
Only time I'm ever cap
is when the show sell out
Most of y'all cannot
imagine being a ghost clap
Not respecting it or
connected when the-
Real balling.
What's this event even for?
Girl, I don't know.
I just got invited for free food
and free drink with rich people.
Free drinks?
Yes.
Girl, where?
- Oh. So you made it, huh?
- [Raya] Not your business.
Damn, you looking good too.
Thank you.
That's for me?
Well, you know I had to
come and get close to you.
Oh, sorry.
These are my friends.
This is Amillion and Raya.
- Hey, nice to meet y'all.
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet y'all.
- Nice to meet you.
So yeah, listen,
it's open bar of course.
Free food over there, whatever you need.
Just lemme know if you
need something, okay?
But if y'all don't mind, I kind of want
to steal your girl away for a second.
Oh.
Don't mind at all.
Okay, excuse us.
Coming through.
Lemme know if don't need something.
Bye, hoe.
He's like shorter than what she said.
And I thought she wouldn't
date no more baldies.
Whatever.
Alright, look, let's
get something to drink
and something to eat.
Girl, I ain't eat in three days.
Why?
What you think Frank doing?
24 hours, Raya.
No, Frank, nothing about Frank.
I don't wanna hear Frank's name.
What about West?
What about West?
You gots to be kidding me.
Come on.
Ayo, West, ayo, West.
Hey, stop playing.
What the fuck?
- Come over here.
No
You again.
Me again.
Hey, whatcha you doing up here?
You stalking my girl.
Seems like it.
Well, she stalking me.
Never
I'm doing a little networking.
What y'all doing it here?
Same.
We with Shaundra.
She's a guest of Ronalds.
No shit.
Me too.
- Oh.
- That's my dog.
Of course he is.
My, my, my, Miss Amillion.
Johnny Gill.
(chuckles) Look, I mean three
times in less than 24 hours.
You gotta admit this got to be destiny.
That's what I wanted, man.
Well, while y'all two discuss destiny,
I'ma see if they got some
casa freakos up in here.
Excuse me.
Raya, stop.
Girl, stay with Johnny.
So what's up?
What is it?
Why you so tough?
You just not my type and I'm
not about to waste your time,
and I'm definitely not
about to waste mine.
And how do you know I'm not your type?
Is it the way I dress?
Think I'm ugly or something?
I'm not tall enough.
I don't have enough money.
What is it?
But just let me know so I
know what I need to work on
so that one day a woman as fine
as you will gimme a chance.
I just don't date random
mean that I know nothing about.
That's it.
How do you expect to learn anything
about a man if you don't date him?
I mean, you gotta kick it with somebody
to get to know him, right?
Listen, I'm not a bad guy.
Hell, you might actually like me.
A pretty cool cat if you asked me.
I didn't ask you.
You got a boyfriend, huh?
Actually, no, I'm single.
I just don't like to mingle.
Yo, what's up, boy?
Hey.
I didn't even see you walk in man.
Just snuck in on you.
Yo, babe, this is my brother.
West, West.
Yeah, West.
Y'all know each other?
- Yeah, I met her yesterday.
She was with my new girlfriend, Amillion.
I'm not your girlfriend.
I'm not his girlfriend.
Not your girlfriend.
[West] Yet
- Yet
- [Amillion] Ever.
Okay, so wait, y'all's brother?
Basically. (Laughs)
We've been best friends
for over 20 years.
Okay.
So yeah, that's my brother right there.
Hey, y'all.
What I miss?
Oh, nothing.
It's just Ronald and
West, they're brothers.
Okay.
I don't know what you said, but, babe,
I'm thinking y'all
trying to go to the VIP.
Absolutely.
No, should probably stay down here.
[Ronald] Come on, lets go.
(West chuckles)
Great.
You and I
Ooh, ooh
We're not too alike
If opposites attract then by now
I would have you wrapped up so tight
You and me
We're not meant to be
It was like the moons and the stars
Didn't fit into place on their own
On their own
It all goes
That's something we all know
We all try to follow
Aight, y'all already
know what time it is, girl?
Okay, you need a shot.
Take a shot.
Take a shot for you.
So that's one, that's two, three.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
That's yours.
Thank you.
- Bro.
- Ronald.
Hey, listen.
To more money, more money,
more money.
- Say it again, say it again.
[All] More money, more money.
Cheers.
(glasses clink)
Hey, take it all.
Let's go.
Salute.
Put a lil' hair on my chest.
- That was stiff.
- Yeah.
Yo, yo, yo, West.
Yo, Wes, lemme holler at you real quick.
Lemme holler at you real quick.
Come here, come here, come on.
So I see you you feeling Mr. Random guy.
Just 'cause I'm laughing and talking
and stuff does not mean
I'm feeling him, alright?
Girl, please.
Yes, you are.
You ain't talking about nobody like this
since TJ from 10th grade, okay?
Remember him?
Yeah, he was.
I know you ain't talking
'cause Billy was even uglier.
Ugh.
And you remember that.
Okay, what about Ralph?
Okay, yeah.
What about Rufus?
Anyway, he alright,
but I don't think he rich
enough to sponsor my lifestyle.
And y'all know how I like to live.
Oh you never know 'cause
his brother is very well off.
No, Frank ain't calling
me or text me all day.
Girl, fuck Frank.
- Right.
- See how many businessmen
in here you can choose from?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
(phone buzzes)
Catch a sponsor by his toe.
Oh, I got a notification.
Lemme see.
I got another match.
Raya, I'm telling you,
you need to get this app
'cause it ain't nothing but
men that wanna wine and dine.
Oh no.
Don't forget they wanna fuck too though.
I want Frank back.
- Fuck you.
- No, no, no, I want Frank.
I don't even know why
I came out with y'all.
I gotta go home.
- Okay.
You need to relax and stop crashing out
about that man, okay?
Go home, go to sleep and take a nap.
But I am ready to go 'cause my feet hurts,
so when we leaving?
Not right now.
Dang, you ready to leave me already?
Hey, that's what we doing, ladies?
We already been here
for two hours. I'm tired.
Yeah, well, time flies
when you having fun, right?
- It do.
- Whoopty do.
Okay, so what we about to do next
because let's keep the fun rolling.
We're about to go home
because I'm ready to go.
Yeah, me too.
Well, okay, okay.
Let's relax, ladies.
Listen.
Babe?
- Hmm?
- You still wanna hang out?
- I do.
Okay, well, look me and you can hang out
and I can get them black cards.
Y'all can get your home.
No, no, no need for that.
I mean I was getting
ready to head out myself.
I can.
No, 'cause she already said
that she was going to take-
No, no, that's perfect.
No, no, no.
West can take y'all home
and then I can go around.
Yeah, let me be your designated driver,
so I can spend a little bit more time
with my new girlfriend.
You are gonna have to do a lot more
than smile in my face to make
me your girlfriend, alright?
(West chuckles)
Girl, relax and come on,
and let your boyfriend take us home, okay?
He's not my boyfriend for the last time.
- Hey, hey.
- He's not my boyfriend.
- Hey.
- You're not my boyfriend.
Yet, yet.
Whatever.
Let your man take us home.
Come on.
Come on.
- Fine.
[Raya] I'm ready to go.
Why do y'all peer pressure somebody?
[Raya] So, West, you single?
Yes, I'm single.
Are you single?
Stop, stop, stop.
- [West] What, what?
- What the fuck?
[West] What?
Girl, I just seen
Frank in the restaurant.
- Who the fuck is Frank?
- [Amillion] Her friend.
Girl, that is my man.
Go, West, go, go, go.
- [West] Okay.
How did you even see him?
Hurry up, West.
Please just go over there, please.
[West] Okay.
Frank?
Frank?
Friend, I told you give him 24 hours.
What are you doing over here?
Boy, I have been calling you.
I know.
I don't want to talk.
Who you with?
Hey, Frank, it's me.
Milli, could you get your girl, please?
Ain't nobody gotta get me, Frank, okay?
I got me.
I just wanna talk.
- I don't wanna talk.
- But you gonna talk to me.
- No I'm not.
- Yes you are.
No I'm not.
What?
Where you going?
Talk to him tomorrow, come on.
No, tomorrow's not promised.
We only have today.
Boy, get your butt up in this car.
- Get outta my car.
- Get in the car.
Hey, girl.
You can go ahead.
I'm gonna ride with my man.
Call you later.
Tell Frank, I said sorry.
Pull off.
Hey, what happened to homie face?
You don't wanna know.
Yeah, you right.
I'm just glad that it's finally just me.
And my girlfriend
Me and my girlfriend
That's cute, but I'm
not your girlfriend.
Make a left when you get to Maple.
Yeah, well, this our first date.
This is not a date.
You are just dropping me off.
Oh yes, it is.
No, it's not.
See, a date is when two people
who are interested in each other hang out.
So yeah, we dating.
Now tell me what you wanna do.
You hungry, 'cause I know
this cool little low key spot
and I'm starving.
You gots to give credit
when credit is due.
And this mother fucker got some game.
I'm not easily impressed nor interested,
but baby, he got my attention.
And that's something.
I don't even know his stats,
but his demeanor is
giving well put together.
Okay, Mr. Straight Teeth.
Lord knows I wanna hang out with him,
so I can learn a little more.
But duty calls and work comes first.
Gotta go get this manion from Trent.
Who said I was interested?
Baby, stop playing.
Me and you both know you've
been feeling the boy.
Maybe a little bit,
but I got a meeting at eight,
so I have to pass this time.
What?
My girlfriend got a job.
Look at you, Miss Independent.
I thought all grownups
were supposed to have a job.
Yeah, well, not all grownups
do what they supposed to do.
You're right.
So what's your job, girlfriend?
My house right here on the right.
Okay.
And I'm a consultant but
we'll talk about that later,
'cause I gotta go and
I don't wanna be late.
But thank you very much for the ride.
I appreciate it.
Anytime.
You ain't even gimme your number.
I'll get yours.
Don't even worry about it.
I'm gonna be back tomorrow
at eight for our second date.
So put something nice on, alright?
You hear me?
Trent?
Oh my God, you're here.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
Hmm.
Ow.
Oh my God, that would hurt or whatever.
Plaid twin.
Plaid twin.
We're twinsies?
Plaidy baddies.
That's like me.
Ah, okay.
Okay, I have something for you.
For me?
For you.
Oh gosh, like let me see.
But I need you to do something for me.
Don't look, close your eyes.
Okay, ready?
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, ready?
- Yeah.
- And on the count of three.
Don't peek.
- Like hurry up.
It's like dark in here.
Oh, I know, I know.
I'm scared of the dark too.
Got to sleep in the night light.
I want you to open your eyes. You ready?
Yeah.
One, two, two and a half, three.
Open your eyes.
Like now?
Like now.
Look.
(Amillion gasps)
Wow.
(Trent chuckles)
Ah. (Claps)
Trent, oh my gosh.
Like I didn't know you knew
I like superhero key chains.
Uh-huh.
I like superheroes, you like superheroes.
I got us superhero key chains.
I'm glad you like them.
We're like superhero lovers.
I know, we're both superhero lovers.
I'm glad you like 'em.
And I'm glad that you made it.
Like, duh.
Why wouldn't I have made it?
You like asked me to come eat
with you and I love to eat.
And then it's like free.
And like if you don't eat, you die, duh.
Right, you die. (Chuckles)
But I have something else for you too.
You don't have to close
your eyes this time.
If you wanna look up.
Okay.
Are you ready?
(claps) Let me see.
Alright, alright,
aright, aright, aright.
Ooh, woohoo.
There's that.
And are you ready?
And when you are ready,
look down at the table.
Like now?
Right meow.
(Trent chuckles)
(gasps) Chopsticks.
Yeah, chopsticks.
Bro, look what they do.
They light up?
Yeah, they light up.
And en garde.
(chopsticks clacking)
My hand, Luke.
Did I hurt you for real?
No, I'm just kidding. (Chuckles)
You're like so funny.
Oh my Gosh.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
Thank you.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
and totally like wash my
hands, so I can sanitize.
Oh, okay.
Well, I have some sanitizer
in my pocket if you want it.
Like I want to like
walk over there though,
so like you can watch me walk
and I'm gonna like switch a little bit
and then I'm gonna go to the
bathroom, look in the mirror
and make sure I'm like extra,
extra pretty or whatever.
So like, I'll-
Okay, oh, okay.
I'll be here waiting when you get back.
Like make sure like you watch me though,
like when I walk, okay?
Okay, I will.
Whew, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Oh, what's up, man?
How you been?
Chilling, man.
Had to run a little
errand after work today.
Oh, I understand it man.
What about this game?
You got your money ready?
Oh, always, bet's on.
Yeah, okay.
Your boyfriend a flake today.
Oh my God, Trent.
Like my stomach really, really hurts
and I have to like go like literally.
Oh, oh really?
[Amillion] Yeah.
Do you think it's a food or what?
I don't think so because like
we didn't even eat any food,
but like maybe, or whatever.
Well, I have some Tums in
my pocket if you want some.
I'm actually allergic to Tums,
so that'd be like a no, I'll just leave.
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
I told you I would help you
with some of the rent money
because you took work off
the other night, right?
Right.
So here.
Hey, are you safe to drive?
Totally like yeah, of course I am.
Okay.
Okay.
Like I probably shouldn't
accept this from you,
but like I will and I'll call you.
It's fine, no problem.
Thanks, Trent.
- Okay, okay.
- It's not me.
Hope you feel better.
- West?
- Amillion?
(mischievous music)
- What you doing here?
- I told you I was hungry.
I'm here to eat.
What are you doing here?
And what the hell do you have on?
I mean it's kind of sexy, but.
I told you I had a meeting.
A meeting with whom?
Sharon from Clueless.
Actually, yes.
The management team called me.
They want me to do some
consulting work for them.
They like when you dress in character.
I do feel a little weird
with you looking at me like that.
No, I'm sorry I'm doing that.
Respect your job.
I just was not expecting to
see you here dressed like this.
Me either.
Yeah, well.
Here I am
And there you go with
that singing shit you do.
I gotta go.
Oh, hold on.
Wait, you don't wanna just stay
and kick it for a little bit?
I got a early morning
meeting so I can't,
but I'll call you.
You don't even have my number.
I'll get it.
(mischievous music)
I know you seen me
calling and texting you.
Yes I do.
But I am working.
This better be important.
You think it's not?
When was the last time I called your phone
back to back to back to back like this?
I got a problem.
So I like West.
I mean like I really,
really, really like Wes
and I know that I shouldn't
because I don't know any of his stats.
But it's something about him
that just is turning me on, girl.
My God.
Alright, so what happened?
You gave him some coochie, didn't you?
Oh, I knew you was a freak like me.
Girl, girl, what?
Get your dog ass up here.
Who you talking to?
Anyway I need you to do me a favor.
I need you to talk to his brother Ronald.
Ask him a couple questions about him
and then I'm gonna call some people
and try to get the 411 on him.
Okay, detective.
Well, listen, if you like 'em, date 'em,
and if you don't, then don't.
I mean you don't have
to know everything about
somebody in order to date them.
Right, right.
(butt thuds)
(Ronald moans)
And then if you decide
that you don't like him, cut him off.
(butt thuds)
(Ronald moans)
Girl, what are you watching?
I told you that I was at work.
I'm gonna call you back.
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
See, because you know I don't even date
these random men but
man, he just different.
[Shaundra] Yeah, yeah.
Hello?
Yes. (Laughs)
You're my bitch now. (Laughs)
Hello?
Shaundra?
(Shaundra laughs)
(phone honks)
None of this did come easy, yeah
I boss so hard, Chris Breezy, yeah
Wanna stand out yet it's cheesy, yeah
(phone honks)
Racks on racks, I got all of that
I'ma scout up, count the zeros
Good morning, yeah, everybody.
I'm just letting you know right now
that it's gonna be a
very fast paced day today
because it's Saturday.
And Saturday is the day
where all my sponsors
want to hang out because
they're off of work.
They want to get out here in
the world, drink and talk shit.
I make these men fall in love
just by being who they want me to be.
- Dude.
- Man,
I just had so much fun.
Ride on.
Me too, Tuesday.
- I'll call you.
- I got to go back.
Hey, hey, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Take that with you.
I gotta go back.
I got to, Tuesday.
I got to.
Rock on.
[Sponsor] Rock on, dude.
They basically pay me for my time,
so I hang out with them in public.
I'm social with them, so that
they feel like they fit in.
Now don't judge me because I play my role
to get what I need out of these men.
But like any job, you gotta work.
And this is my job.
And I got something for you.
See this why I fuck with you.
Damn.
(phone rings)
Hello?
[West] What's up, girlfriend?
West?
[West] Yeah, you know your man voice.
I got your number from Ronald
who got it from your girl.
I just was making sure you was ready.
Ready for what?
[West] Baby, stop playing.
I told you I was picking you
up at eight for our date.
Ain't nobody even tell
you I was going on a date.
It's already seven o'clock
and I'm not even home yet.
[West] Exactly.
So hurry up, beautiful.
I'm about 40 minutes out.
How I'm gonna be ready in 40 minutes.
Hello?
Now I know his slick ass
ain't just plan a date
without my consent.
I mean I'm dead dog ass tired.
Why am I even considering going?
Who am I kidding?
I ain't got nothing to do and
I like him, so I'm gonna go.
Damn, I gotta get ready.
I put my mind to it, to it
Then I got my pen and
put my grind to it, to it
Never easy, it was hard from the get go
Storm of obstacles Jazzy
been through it, through it
I put my mind to it
Then I got my pen
And put my grind to it
Neva easy it was hard from the get go
Storm of obstacles
Jazzy been through it
Girlfriend, you look gorgeous.
Thank you.
You don't look too bad yourself, handsome,
but lemme get this straight.
When did we discuss the dating thing?
Yesterday.
Now come on so we can hurry up
and start dating since apparently
yesterday didn't count.
Hold this for me while
I put my jacket on.
(smooth music)
It's cold out there.
I could warm you up.
Man, I cannot wait for my food to come.
Checkmate has the best steaks.
You picked the good spot
today. Yeah, I know.
[Waitress] Your food
will be out shortly.
- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you.
I still can't believe that
you tricked me into this date.
Ain't nobody trick you.
You ain't never say no.
I never say yes.
Okay, look.
What?
I told you I like you.
And I'm adamant about getting to know you
and I'm willing to put forth the effort
to let you know that.
Why?
You don't even know anything about me.
Well, I know you cool as hell
and I know you fine as hell.
I know you take pride in self
care and you're not easy.
You're particular.
And I can respect that.
And I can also tell you
got your stuff together.
Can you?
Yep.
You know the only thing
that I can't figure out
is what it is you do for work.
I know you mentioned
something about consulting.
So I'm a consultant
and I consult for a few important people.
Do things to help make their lives better.
I need you to start consulting for me.
I would love for you
to make my life better.
It's not that easy.
It's actually kind of difficult.
Alright, well lay it on me.
I comprehend pretty well.
Before we get into all that
about me, what about you?
I don't know anything about
you and kind of interested.
What do you do?
Yeah, I'm a pretty interesting guy.
I'm a VC.
- A VC?
- Yeah.
And what's that?
A venture capitalist.
I love investing in other people's ideas.
It's like I get a real life satisfaction
in watching people turn
their dreams to reality.
Sometimes the only thing
holding an entrepreneur back
is the lack of funds,
which is where I step in.
So you partner with them?
Not necessarily.
See, so I invest money to
own a portion of the company
and then I receive a portion
of the profits every single month.
But they run it themselves.
So, you don't do any of the work?
Nope.
And that's the beauty of it.
Unless of course the
company don't do shit,
then I take the loss.
So do you do well for yourself?
Yeah, I will...
I'll say I do pretty
well for myself as a VC.
I mean just like everything
it has its ups and downs,
but it always seems to work out.
Oh, I've been waiting on this.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
[Waitress] Is there anything
else I can get for you?
No, I'm good, thank you.
So what else you wanna know about me?
Well, what about your family?
You got any siblings?
Yeah, I got three
sisters and four brothers.
Dang, you got a big family?
Yeah, something like that.
What about your parents?
You cool with them?
Yeah, I was.
Why you say was?
Y'all fell out?
Nah, my parents died in a car wreck
when I was in high school.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
I didn't know.
Don't be.
I know they're together
and they're up there
looking down on me making sure I'm okay,
so I can live with that.
That's a good way to look at it.
Yeah, so what about you?
Close with your parents?
Well, my mother died
when she gave birth to me,
so I never met her but my dad,
yes, we were really close.
He was my best friend.
Okay.
You and your dad still besties?
We would've been but he passed away too.
Damn, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize we both lost our parents.
That's deep.
We got something in common.
I'm alright though.
I learned to cope with it.
It was over 10 years ago.
It's all we can do, right?
Yeah.
Alright, let's change the subject
before I cry on our first date.
Please, 'cause I don't wanna see you cry
and then I'll start crying
and then it's gonna be real awkward.
So why ain't you got a boyfriend?
I mean you way too pretty
not to have men beaten down your door.
Who said I didn't?
(chuckles) Okay.
Yeah, I forgot.
You do got a boyfriend.
It's me.
(chuckles) Boy, you
are not my boyfriend.
And the real question is how
many girlfriends you got?
Oh, just one.
You got a girlfriend?
Yeah, it's you.
(chuckles) Boy, you better
get out here with that.
I am not your girlfriend.
- Hey.
You are not my boyfriend.
We are just two people eating.
Okay, if you say though.
I see you over there blushing.
It's the wine got me blushing.
I'm not blushing.
- I bet.
You're not that charming, okay?
Okay, okay.
Stay good though.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Johnny got this shit on lock.
- No, for real.
- Stupid.
So wait, wait.
What?
You really went on a
real date with this man?
Yes, I mean I can't believe it myself
and he better not be broke as hell
'cause I was all up in his
face laughing and liking him.
And see, that's y'all problem.
What?
Y'all two too hung up on money.
If you like him, then you like him.
And plus I don't think
you can be attracted
to them broke men anyways.
You got a point.
I definitely can't but I don't know.
I think he got it like that
'cause his brother Ronald
definitely cashes out on me.
I don't know, bro.
It's just something about this girl.
I mean she's so cool in her energy, bro.
Her energy's everything.
I mean the way she walk, how she talk,
it's the way she carries
herself turns me on
and we can actually have
real deep conversation.
It ain't none of that material shit
like it be with them other girls.
I don't think I ever met
another woman like her.
Hmm, okay.
So brother to brother scary
like just a little bit.
You scaring me a little bit, okay,
because you've not talked about a woman
like this since high school, bro.
I know, I know, but she different bro.
And she stand on business.
I done had to ask this girl
three times for her number
before she even gave me a chance.
But you wanna know the
best part about all this?
Tell me.
She don't even know
nothing about me for real.
She don't know about
my finances or nothing.
[Ronald] Yes, so you
know what that mean, bro.
What that mean?
Panties is dropping
as soon as you find out.
- No.
- That wasn't even.
She not on that, but she
just got a standard about her.
Y'all, I really hope Wets
got it like that for real
because I like him like like him.
- Okay, check her out.
- Oh.
Girl, lemme see you
got some little feelings
in that little icebox heart of yours?
Yeah. You got this ice break
Girl, shut up.
Of course I got feelings
Bro, I know you're not
stupid but you are stupid
if you think that a woman that fine
and that paid ain't dating
somebody else or two
or three somebody else's.
Look, I know it sounds
crazy but she's genuine.
Oh okay.
Well as long as she's genuine,
you should be good then.
But before you go to that,
lemme remind you that while she's genuine,
her best friends a freak.
No, no, no, listen.
Freak, okay?
I'm talking about toss
her a couple of dollars
and yes she be making
me let her holler, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
And you know what they say, right?
Birds of a feather-
No.
Just hear.
Birds of a feather, say the rest with me.
No, hell no.
Amillion ain't nothing like that girl.
I could see that shit from a mile away.
Look, they probably just been friends
for a long time like me and you.
But I'm telling you she
stand on business, okay?
Look, think about this.
It took me this long to get her attention.
West, baby, he's attentive.
- [Shaundra] Okay.
- His conversation is good.
He smell good.
I like the way he walk
with his little swag and stuff like that.
And he make me feel like I'm
the only woman in the room.
Plus he fine.
- [Shaundra] Hmm, yeah.
- [Raya] He is cute.
See, I'm scared right now
'cause I feel like this is the part
when you start cashing out on
her, you know spoiling her,
sending her on trips, getting her bags.
You know that stuff you do
when you start liking somebody,
'cause that's what you do.
- [West] You right.
- That is what you do, right?
You right.
I know I'm right.
But I'm gonna approach
this one different.
Hmm.
See I don't want her to think
I'm just spending to get in her draws.
I want her to like me organically.
You know we gonna kick it.
She gonna get to know me.
Then when she tighten up and
she ready to be my girlfriend,
show her who her boyfriend really is.
West, do me a favor and
don't ever use the word
organically again when you're
talking to me, alright?
That's for one.
For two, good luck, alright?
If that's what you wanna do, good luck.
But what I'm saying is, this
is what I know, okay, bro?
Women high maintenance like
her, they only want one thing.
And that's for men like us
to pay for their lifestyle.
Can you just be happy for me, bro?
- I'm not not happy for you.
- Goddamn.
I'm just saying I'm
trying to look out for you.
Look, she different, okay?
- Okay, she different.
- Different.
Okay, she kind, West.
I get it, she different.
- Goddamn.
It's cool.
Look, I'm holler at you, bro.
Holler then.
Hey, real quick. (Imitates whip cracking)
You know what that sound is?
That's the whip.
She got you whipped and
you ain't even hit it yet.
You ain't even raging her first.
Okay, so you going?
I don't know because all
these sponsors is on my head
trying to see me and he
trying to take all my time up
and I don't know how that's gonna work.
See, see.
See, you tripping, okay?
Like him or not, you still
have to secure the coin.
Especially when you not
asking him for nothing.
Don't be stupid.
Girl, I got my own bag.
That's what you fail to realize,
so you don't have to tell me
nothing. I invented the game.
(phone buzzes)
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, baby.
No, I just stopped at Milli's real quick.
No, I just stopped at Milli's.
You want me to come home? (Chuckles)
(Amillion and Shaundra laugh)
What you trying to do?
Okay, I'm on my way.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
So what, let me guess?
You got your man back?
First of all, I ain't never lose my man.
[Amillion] Oh okay.
Y'all know Frank can't live without me.
Nah, he know that you
can't live without him
with your crazy ass
Exactly.
Oh, I'm crazy?
I got a man.
You two hoes is single.
- Oh wow.
- Sit on that.
Not for long.
What about that?
'Cause I got one in the running.
Well, you keep listening to her,
you ain't gonna have nothing, boop.
Oh, that's bold.
Girl, you could barely
even keep your man.
She crazy.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
That's what I thought.
She is crazy.
What is wrong with your friend, seriously?
She's a psychopath. (Chuckles)
I'm for real, friend.
You still gotta use these
men for what they got,
'cause his brother is a big trick.
And tricks hang with tricks.
Friend, he is not a trick.
He's nothing like his brother.
I'm telling you.
He's too reserved.
Not like that.
And if he was, he would've
been shot the shot.
Yeah, alright.
Don't forget about rule number 12.
If he got it.
[Both] Make him spend it.
It he don't, he ain't got it.
I know because I made up the rules.
Okay, but you're not
following them. (Phone buzzes)
Don't let that man turn you into a simp.
Not you googly eye over this man
that ain't even spent a dollar.
It's alright to date a random
but don't forget he still need to sponsor.
What'd you say? I think you my style
Write it down and make it
work while I figure it out
'Cause right now it's just your smile
That's taking me out
I'm stuck and when you're not around
At the top of my list since
you I'm thinking about a kiss
I'll be there anytime
You just tell me you wish
I got your back no matter what
We're gonna last 'cause you're
Hashtag just what I like
Like new shoes that fit just right
Even on the best day
there's nothing like you
I can be your boyfriend
I'll be there 'til the world end
We can sit right smack
dab in the middle
Figure it out little by little
We're already best friends
'Cause you and I just make sense
All you gotta do is give me the signal
Nothing to lose,
let's make it official
Tag me like your best
friend, best friend
Baby?
Boyfriend, boyfriend
Ooh, Mr. Hampton, you know
you look good in a suit, damn.
You keep rubbing on me like
that, it's gonna come off.
Now, you know we
ain't got time for that.
Look, I got a black truck
coming for you at 8:00 PM.
Okay.
So please do not be
in here taking all day
to get ready, Ms. Hampton.
I will never be late
for your special night.
I'm so proud of you, baby.
Thank you.
I just can't wait for you
to see everything and meet everybody.
They have no idea that I'm bringing
the baddest girlfriend in the world.
Stop it, stop.
No, I'm serious.
And I wish you could ride with me,
but I don't want you to be there all early
while we getting things set up.
And I appreciate that
because you know my feet
got a time limit when they in heels.
Yeah, and you can get on my back.
We gonna say them little piggies.
And I know you would do
that for me, but I'm good.
I'll see you there.
Alright, I'll be looking for you.
Bye.
(sexy music)
Yeah, same shit, different day
If I'm getting paid then
you know I'm on the way
Pushing-
- Oh, hi.
This is cute.
Y'all know my man do it big.
Where is he?
Oh.
God.
Baby, you look amazing.
You don't look too bad
yourself, boyfriend.
Come here.
- Gimme my shit.
Okay, damn, get a room.
Stop hating 'cause I don't act like that
with you and Frank.
What up, West?
What's up, y'all?
Thanks for coming.
Y'all go ahead, mix and mingle
and let me know if you
need something, alright?
And my section is right over
there if y'all wanna sit down.
Okay.
Shaundra, come on,
'cause I need a drink.
Baby, this is nice.
I'm so proud of you.
When you making a big announcement?
As soon as the rest of my
business partners get here.
Some are here already.
The rest will probably be
here in like 30 minutes.
Okay.
But for now, come with me.
I want you to meet some of my colleagues.
Okay.
Well, well, well, if it is
the man himself, West Hampton.
- Mark Coop.
- Good to see you, man.
Good to see you.
- Hey, Wes, my guy.
- Kirk.
Hey, so who do we have here?
Everybody, I would love for you
to meet my girlfriend Amillion.
- [Kirk] Hey.
- Hi.
Your dress is so beautiful.
Thank you
Wes, this is amazing.
This is gonna be big.
- Real big.
- Thank you.
And I'm glad you all can
make it, but excuse us.
I think I see Ronald over over here.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
- Nice seeing you.
Bro.
Yo.
Ah.
Milli.
- Ronald.
A pleasure as always.
I mean, I know I don't
gotta say this, man.
I'm so damn proud of you, boy.
Stop.
- I am.
- I'm already emotional.
You got me blushing in
front of my girl and shit.
I just told him the same thing.
I don't even know what
news he's about to tell us,
but I'm just so happy for him.
So both of y'all want me to cry today?
Yes, absolutely I want you to cry.
I see Raya and Shaundra,
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Y'all ain't gonna believe this.
What?
I just saw sponsor Muscles here.
Oh, I believe it.
'Cause we, that white boy, he's here.
Starr, I have been trying
to contact you for weeks.
What is up with that?
Trent, like I like
lost my phone or whatever
and like got a new one, so yeah.
Okay, well, last time I saw you,
I gave you a whole bunch of money.
You just ran out of the restaurant
and you never called me back.
Like family emergency stuff,
but like I'll be right back.
Yeah.
Greasy, baby?
What up do?
Alright.
Kelly?
Grant.
Grant
The hell you doing here?
I've been calling you for weeks.
I actually lost my phone
and all of my contact
and I have a new number as well.
Hadn't heard from you in so long.
I was starting to worry about you.
That's wonderful.
But if you could just
excuse me for one moment.
I have to go take my friend
a tampon. She's bleeding out.
But I'll be back. (Chuckles)
Take care.
No, no, no, we leaving.
No, no, lay down.
Why are you looking like that?
I'm trying to go up here
and see some new potential.
Because two mother
fucking sponsors are here.
I saw that.
That shit is crazy.
- Okay.
- Insane.
Relax, okay?
You haven't even been seeing anyone
since you've been seeing
West, which is crazy to me.
But what's the problem?
Everything.
He doesn't know that I drained the game
and if he finds out, he's
not gonna understand.
See and that's why you
supposed stick to the script.
Rule number 22, don't
get in your feelings.
And if you do, you just keep it real.
That's what you taught me.
And now you slipping on your pimping.
Fuck them rules.
Right now I need help.
Okay, I wanna leave.
Let's just go.
Chill out.
Okay, look, me and
Shaundra will stay by you.
We'll stay by you and
if somebody comes up,
we'll distraction 'em, so you can leave.
Okay, that might work.
- Yes.
- If we all sit together
and we stay like right in this area.
No, no, no, no, no.
See, Ronald is gonna be
looking for me to sit with him
and West is gonna be looking for you.
So what is your suggestion
there, Miss Know-it-all?
Yeah, 'cause you acting
like you got a backup plan.
Alright, gimme a second, gimme a second.
Good evening.
And thank you for coming out tonight
for such a special night-
Where'd you go?
[Ronald] But tonight is
the night that we honor.
- There goes the plan.
- Come on, let's just go.
- No, girl, no.
- What?
Look, we just sneak up there., alright?
Stay by me, alright?
- Alright, stay low.
- Don't leave.
Just stay low.
For tonight is the night that we honor
my brother Mr. West Hampton.
(audience cheer and applaud)
My guy, this one right here.
What can I say about this man?
I mean, he's honestly
one of the best humans
that God has ever created.
And I'm not just saying that
'cause you're standing right here.
I'm saying that 'cause I mean it.
I mean this man right here
is one of the most genuine, kind, hearted,
humble entrepreneur is
that not only am I proud
to say he's my brother,
but I'm proud to say he's my partner too.
And he has changed so
much in the community
and changed so many people's
lives, including my own.
So without further ado,
everybody, my brother,
my partner, my guy, Mr.
West Hampton, everybody.
(audience cheer and applaud)
First and foremost, thank
you all for coming tonight.
I promise I'm not going
to talk you to death.
But before we get into the more
glamorous part of the night,
I just wanted to share a
little bit of my back story.
Some of you already know.
But for those of you who don't,
just wanna share a
little bit about my past,
so you can kind of understand
how grateful I am for everything.
I grew up in and outta
foster homes my whole life.
The last family that took me in
stayed in the projects off 75
and had seven other kids of their own.
So I dropped outta high
school the 10th grade.
- He had a really sad life.
- I know.
Aw, you look like you in love.
I love that for you, girl.
I love that for me too.
I can't believe how he got me acting.
I love it for you too.
I can't believe you cut
off all your active sponsors.
That's just crazy.
- Girl.
- Shut up.
So eventually I started
studying with 'em.
After about a year we decided
to put everything we had
in all at the right time.
And here we are.
- Starr.
- Trent, my man.
Come on up.
I'll be right back so we can talk, okay?
Ooh, that's messy.
Everybody give it up for
Trent at Global team.
(audience cheer and applaud)
Wait a minute, Trent
and West know each other.
Are you fucked.
This man right here is
like my brother, right?
His father asked me seven years ago
to invest in this company but Trent here
can run the company
just as well as his dad
before he passed, if not better.
Alright, now with that being said,
I am solely leaving the company to Trent
and taking out a $3.5 million buyout.
- [Trent] He's way too nice.
- $3.5 million.
This guy right here-
Did he just say 3.5 million?
[Trent] He's like a
brother from another mother.
You know what I mean?
And my father loves you.
I wonder what his brother Ronald makes.
[Trent] I'm pretty sure
that he loves you more
than he loved his own son.
- Ronald, Ronald.
[Trent] I'm pretty sure.
Shaundra, Shaundra.
[Trent] My father used to tell me
that loved you more.
- Oh gosh.
We hate to see you leave
but love to see you go.
So congratulations.
I gotta go, gotta go.
Where?
(tummy rumbles)
I shouldn't have ate those eggs.
[West] And y'all get back to the party,
so I can get back to my girl.
Raya, you said you
wasn't gonna leave me.
My guy, my guy.
Amillion, Amillion, babe.
Huh?
Get up.
What is you doing?
I was looking for something.
Babe, I just wanted to
introduce you to the man
that just made me $3.5 million richer.
Trent, Amillion.
Amillion, Trent.
Baby, I just wanted to
say, I am so proud of you.
I didn't even know you were a millionaire.
I know.
That's why I love you.
Well wait, you love me?
Yes.
Grant.
- What's up?
My dog?
How you doing?
Congratulations on everything, man.
Appreciate it, man.
Looking good.
- Thank you.
You remember Trent, huh?
Yeah, what's up?
- What's up my guy?
- What's up, Trent?
You alright?
Kelly?
Kelly?
No man, this is my girlfriend, Amillion.
Babe, this is another one of
my business partners, Grant.
Me and Grant just invested
in a stock called Metro Coin.
Made us what?
Little under a million
dollars in eight months.
Cousin.
- [West] Couzo.
Man, you made it.
- Yes, sir.
Just ain't robbed nobody
on the way over here, huh?
Not yet.
(West chuckles)
Lulu, what's up looking
like a pink star burst, man?
Who the fuck is Lulu?
I don't know.
That's Lulu.
That's baby right there.
What? No, that's Starr, man.
That's Kelly.
That's Amillion.
(body thuds)
(Amillion crying)
He didn't wanna, you know,
throw those tissues away.
No, I haven't talked
to him since the party.
It's okay.
He's gonna call, alright?
Stop giving her false hope, okay?
- Ew.
- It's been two weeks.
That man is not gonna call her.
He just found out that his girl
was dating all of his friends.
But I stopped dating 'em.
Y'all know that.
I stopped dating him when
I started dating him.
Exactly.
Look, just give him some time,
so you can tell 'em
your side of the story.
So what you were dating
men, a bunch of men, right?
And lying to them and
draining out all their money,
their 401k, and their social security.
And they just so happened
to be his friends,
his best friends, his
cousins, sorority brothers,
and damn, his business partners.
You make it seem like I was a whore.
Which is crazy to me
because you're not not, right?
I'm not a whore.
- Oh God.
- Not yet.
I still can't believe
that West is a millionaire.
And you didn't even tell us.
I didn't know.
I didn't know. I told y'all I didn't know.
Stop saying that.
You just need to calm
the fuck down, alright?
He's going to call.
(phone beeps)
Damn.
Oh.
I gotta go.
Wait.
Where you about to go?
With your man?
Yeah.
Frank's cooking in.
West used to cook for me.
I'm a hungry and I'm getting skinny.
You're not that skinny.
Look.
Take care of her, okay?
West will be back.
I'm sure he'll make you
another bowl of ramen.
I gotta go.
Love you.
You're not a real friend.
[Raya] Yes, I am.
I gotta go to my man.
I hate her.
I gotta do better
Gotta speak better, gotta live better
I gotta do better
Gotta love better, gotta live better
I gotta do better
So much better than what I am doing
I gotta do better
Better, better, better,
better, better, better
Get outta here.
I don't wanna wear that.
[Narrator] To be just who you are.
Be just who you are, girl.
Don't let nobody try to
tell you who you are.
Just be you.
Look at Frank.
Aint he cute?
- No.
- [Amillion] Fuck Frank.
Fuck y'all.
But you like him-
What's up?
We still on for 11 o'clock, right?
Yeah.
My chocolate, my dingle.
Baby, don't start none of that.
Don't you start, okay.
Well, y'all ladies
enjoy y'all night, right?
Yeah, you too.
Jeez, bitch, I know
you need an antibiotic.
Mind your business.
And he was funny just for me.
Alright, anyways.
Alright, what we drinking tonight?
Strawberry lemon drops.
Oh yeah, with Don Repo.
- Yep.
- Yes
I just want a bottle of water,
'cause one drink might make me crash out
and get in my feelings.
Stay the fuck out your feelings
and stay the fuck in your bag.
Rule number 11 from our favorite movie.
[Raya and Shaundra] "Get Paid."
Me and West used to watch, "Get Paid."
Oh boy.
My God.
- I can't.
- Just tell her
Well, you tell her.
No, you tell her.
No, you tell her.
- Tell her.
- You tell me.
Tell her.
Y'all tell me
I'm sitting right here.
What?
Oh my God, Wes.
Why y'all ain't tell me he was coming?
- Relax.
- How's my hair look like?
It's good.
What about my lip?
- Good.
- Good.
- My titties sitting up?
- Sitting.
[Amillion] What about my ass?
- Fat.
- Fat.
For real.
What?
Bro, you set me up.
I didn't set you.
I didn't set you up.
But look, bro, I mean you've
been talking about her 24/7
and I just thought maybe
y'all should just talk-
I don't talk about her 24/7.
You kind of have man,
and you've been miserable
and you've kind of be
getting on my nerves.
So we are here now, let's just do it.
Come on.
Sit us straight.
Yeah, yeah, chest up.
Just like that.
Ladies.
Wes, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, Wes, she's sorry.
She is.
Yeah, and I told you she's not the hoe
for real, for real.
- No, no, she's the hoe.
- I'm not.
She's the hoe.
She's the hoe.
Wait, what?
You better not be the hoe.
She's my hoe?
- I'm your hoe.
- Okay.
Let's go get some drinks, ladies.
How about that?
I don't like that.
Babe, I had so much to say
in my own lost for words.
Nervous.
I had so much to say in my
own lost for words. Nervous.
Yeah, I miss you too.
Then I asked myself if
I even know who you are.
I mean Kelly, Starr, Lulu, which one?
I'm Amillion.
I'm Am Million.
I was just playing roles
with them other guys.
I didn't want nothing to do with them.
And how am I supposed to know that, huh?
I mean, you had a pretty
good game from what I hear,
using really good men for
your own personal game,
playing with niggas feelings and emotions.
With feelings and emotions.
I just happen to know about
Grant, Trent and Twan.
But how many were there really?
Nope, I don't even want to, I don't even,
I don't even want to, I don't even,
Explain what?
How you was playing in my face.
It's not like that.
Then what is it like?
I'm here now thanks to Ronald,
so please tell me what it's like.
Well, I already told you that my mother
died when she gave birth to me.
So my father raised me
and he was a street guy
and he always told me
that I had to have games
so that these men couldn't get over on me
and take advantage of me.
He taught me I was too pretty
and too smart to just be basic
in that if a man wanted my time
that he should pay for it
because it was valuable.
I saw him and my uncles date
woman after woman after woman.
And they would finesse
them and do bare minimum
to get what they wanted out of them.
So when he died, I had
nothing except for the game
that he taught me, which was to finesse
and play roles to get what I
needed to live the lifestyle
that I was accustomed to.
Wow.
So basically he taught
you how to be a hoe?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, Wes.
The number one rule he taught
me was to never be a hoe.
And I stuck by that.
You can judge me all you want,
but one thing you're not
about to do is disrespect me.
Yes, I dated men and they
paid me for they time,
but all that stopped when I fell for you.
And I know you ain't over here acting
like you just Mr. Perfect,
Mr. Regular Degular job
and you a millionaire.
- And I know you not trying
to turn this shit around on me.
I ain't never played no role with you.
Finances never even got
brought up in conversation.
Exactly.
Because I didn't care what you had.
I never even asked you for a dime.
I just enjoy spending time with you.
I never felt this way about
nobody in my whole life.
West, I'm in love with you.
I felt the same way about you two.
I still do.
You do?
Yes, Amillion.
When you fall in love with somebody,
you don't just fall outta love with 'em.
If you do, then never really
was in love to begin with.
I talked to the guys after you passed out
and they all said the same thing.
Wow.
I did not even know if
she was your girlfriend.
I was wondering why she stopped
taking my money and my calls.
Yeah, same here.
Even after I told her I had
money for her to pick up
after investments went after for,
she still didn't return none of my calls.
Yeah, I used to break her off too.
She knew I wanted that rice in my life.
You feel me?
Yeah.
She disappear outta nowhere.
I don't know what happened.
So y'all never had sex?
No.
I think she drinks Celsius, right?
Celsius, she practiced selfish.
Well, the fact of the matter remains
that I was quite turned on
by the fact that she was celibate.
Celibate.
And I just figured,
hey, if I treat all right
and it was good to her that
you know, she would want
to gimme something, but
she just cut me off too.
See, this shit just not adding up.
So you mean to tell me
all y'all dated her,
spent money on her and none
of you mother fuckers hit?
All I did was take her to the gym.
Oh yeah.
For me it was just a good time.
We laughed and we talked
about whatever I wanted
to talk about and I was even
willing to pay for whatever
just to be back around her.
But snap, she ghosted to me.
Yeah.
She like chill niggas.
So when you talk to
them and they told you
that I didn't have sex with them,
why you stop taking my calls?
Because I couldn't stop thinking about
how you played them.
And I start thinking maybe
you was playing me too.
You know, maybe you knew I had money.
Just was playing a role.
I mean, I didn't have plenty
of women playing my face
just to see what they can get outta me.
And it just hurt me to find
out you just like them.
I'm nothing like them.
Not when it came to you.
I never even knew you were rich.
Baby, please, can we start over?
I promise I will be 100%
transparent with you from now on.
Please.
Baby, I love you.
I love you too.
So that means we gonna work it out?
I can't.
I can't make a decision right now.
I just need some more
time to think about it.
Time?
I understand.
Damn.
So I guess that's how I feel to fuck up
with someone you care about.
I never cared about nobody
feelings but my own.
But this shit right here is different.
I guess that's why my daddy told me
catch flights and not feelings.
I finally opened up my heart
and show someone the real me
and it turned out that the real me
was a liar, a finesser and a fraud.
Love made me change, but
it couldn't change my past.
I guess this is my payback.
It is coming.
- Milli, Milli.
- Milli.
[Raya] Milli, girl.
Milli.
Girl, stop.
I fucked up and he don't want me back.
What did he say?
He said he needs some
time to think about it.
He's not ready.
Hey, hey, hey, babe.
I thought about it and I'm ready.
What?
Amillion, I love you.
Baby, I am in love with
you and I can't let you go.
I know shit is fucked up,
but your past is your past.
I can't judge you off that.
I'm more interested in
looking towards my future.
And, baby, when I think about my future,
it's not as bright unless you are in it.
So I wanna start over.
I wanna start a new life with you,
so will you please take
me back, Ms. Hampton?
Yes, yes, she'll take you back, yes.
I don't know.
I need some time to think about it.
It's just the ending to
a beautiful love story.
Okay, I see y'all, I see y'all.
Shit, this just the beginning.
[Shaundra] Ooh.
What can I say?
I finally got my man back.
My player days are done and I'm
a one man woman from now on.
To all the men that I drained
again, I sincerely apologize.
But your efforts were greatly appreciated.
Thank you for being a sponsor.
Two fingers to the side like a player do.
Come on.
Woo.
You still not answering this phone, boy.
Answer this phone, boy.
Could it be love
Could it be, could it be
Thought it didn't exist
but I guess I was wrong
Guess I was wrong
Could it be love, love
Could it be, could it be love
Won't let him go
Remember the time when I
fell asleep in your condo?
It's when I realized that
we're alone, I got overwhelmed
I got shy, self aware and
clumsy, can't ignore that
Can't forget the night,
we were getting tight
Something's so alive between us, yeah
Voulez-vous stay with me
Is this real or fantasy
You got me writing melodies
Just you and me in this galaxy
Could it be love
Could it be, could it be
Thought it didn't exist
but I guess I was wrong
Guess I was wrong
Could it be love
Could it be, could it be love
Won't let him go