Lot 24 the Rental (2024) Movie Script
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
Somebody to me
Shoot to my soul
Well, everywhere else is booked.
Looks like we're stuck with
each other for the next week.
That's crap. That's total crap, man.
I don't even know you.
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
What the? There's only two of us.
There has to be one
leader, one follower.
Dude, I'm not an idiot.
Shh. I think
he's finally asleep.
This is an odd one.
Like I was saying, he belongs with us.
Blue pill all day, baby.
Like heck he
does. He's a red pill baby.
He made the wrong choice.
I am getting this one.
He did take my pill,
so he's already technically mine.
Isn't that right, Lance?
All you see me with
is future millionaires
All I see you with, a million squares
They know that we the new team
New money right now,
that's our new theme
And we don't do normal, we do supreme
And I save it all up like a right wing
50 racks, that's a
conversation
Guard to my left and
right, that's a combination
Oh boy, oh boy,
In the seat next to Jerry,
keeping up with the Joneses
Ranch dressing.
At Lot 24
We score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
Yo, there's a war
going on inside my mind
Slide and collide with thoughts
so vivid, they seem alive
Who better? Mall storyteller,
you sit and watch
Dogs then big top on
the court, nice hops
Watch Lot 24 nonstop
Like the lady on the block
Who used to tell the kids
to watch for the cops
No blood, no,
no predictable prize
Just head twist, but shoot
up the scene
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
Yeah, it's about to get creepy
I hope you ain't getting sleepy
TV got different characters within me
Remember me?
Used to rock with
Now you just watch out
Lot 24,
Somebody screams the
late night fight scene
The scene's my dream team
, we bring
the Lot 24
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
It's not fair.
This is not fair.
It's just not fair.
What in life is?
Choosing if I get to choose or not.
That's one way to see it.
Look, you took the pill,
you made the wrong choice.
How can I make the wrong decision
when I don't know what I'm choosing?
Look, no need to
cry now. It is what it is.
What if I chose different?
Then we would have
a different outcome, dear.
Now, wouldn't we?
I'm not so sure.
Hey babe, how are you?
Oh, hi hun. I hear you're out walking?
Yeah, my daily walk.
Would you please be quiet?
- I don't know.
- I can't make any promises.
So how are things?
I'm all right.
Have you been sleeping?
A little. I've had
a lot of distractions.
What type of distractions?
You know, the regular stuff.
Are you hearing voices again?
Will you stop following me?
Who's following you?
How can I stop
when I'm in your head?
Jen? Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's
fine. Everything's fine.
It's just my Instagram.
Some old high school
friend keeps following me
and I can't seem to get rid of him.
Well, if you need me
to send a threatening DM,
you know I can.
I mean, I do have a law degree.
No, I can handle it.
Did you take anything?
You know, you never like to take anything.
I guess you could say that.
Well, did it work?
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
Well, I mean, did you get some sleep?
I think so.
I'm not sure.
I'll be home in a couple days,
so if you need anything, just let me know.
By the way, did you talk to him?
To who?
Come on, Jen. We can't keep doing this.
Oh. Oh, you mean Lance? Of course I did.
He's gonna be staying
at my rental this week.
Mm. Really?
Yeah. It's just a couple
of days. I need a renter.
So he couldn't rent nowhere else, huh?
Not now, Tom.
You just had to help him out.
It's my job.
Just make sure it is a job.
Jen, you don't owe him anything.
I'll talk to you when you get back.
Get rid of me, huh?
That's the plan.
Careful what you wish for.
0-3-0-3.
Huh?
0-3-0-3.
What?
0-3-0-3.
3-0-3-0.
Get out of these wet clothes.
Geez.
All right.
Time to get to work.
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta
You, you, you gotta do
it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, oh,
you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, whatever it takes, oh
You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause you don't wanna be in a rush
You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause all we got is us
You gotta do it
It's Friday, everybody
put your hands up
For me, yeah, be proud and stand up
It's your night, life can be so rough
Just let it go, let it go, go, go
What about you? I've
never seen a rock so tiny.
You sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
And you are pretty dim for a star.
Don't go there. It's
a hereditary condition.
I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.
Well, when you can't
sleep, you might as well eat.
- Dude.
- Yo, what's up, man?
Can I use the restroom?
I've been walking around for 10 minutes
trying to find this address.
Man, who are you?
Bathroom is over-
Wrong with this guy?
Ah, this place is dope.
What do you do for a living?
How did you get here
with my order so fast?
Your restaurant was really close.
Hell, did they cook it?
Look, if you don't
want it, I'll take it.
No man, it's all good.
Just been a little irritable.
Yeah, you look wasted, my boy.
Not wasted in terms of
wasted, just sleep deprived.
I once knew a guy who
didn't sleep for like 15 days.
Now, how'd that turn out?
Oh, he started to
hallucinate. See stuff?
Yeah.
Okay. All right.
How long has it been since you slept?
You know, a few days.
Has it more than four?
I mean, yeah, something like that.
Lance, do you wanna sleep?
Oh, what you just say?
I said do you wanna sleep?
No, you said my name.
How did you know my name?
- Man, I don't know your name.
- No, you said my name.
How did you know my name?
It was on your food order.
Man, you tripping, bro.
Aight. Yo, you know what? You right.
It's been a long, you
know, four or five days.
I'm sorry, man.
Look, I've been there before.
If you want to sleep,
and sleep well,
take this.
Dude,
I'm supposed to take a
pill outta your pocket?
Where they do that at?
My bad, man.
I mean, if you don't need it,
it's your decision.
I mean, what do you call it?
Call it SleepyasF 'cause
that's kinda what it does.
It also cures that thing you do.
- What thing is that?
- Oh, Lance.
If we're gonna be friends, you
gotta stop with those games.
No, man. I'm not trying to be friends.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't. Just trying to figure out
what thing you talking about.
That twice thing, repeat
thing, thing you do.
You ordered just in time.
We were gonna close in five minutes.
I hope you enjoy those wings.
Ranch up, mother sucker.
Five to four to three to two to one
When my DJ go off, it's like a gun
Turntable to clip
when he spins bullets
What up? What up? What up, son?
Okay.
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Traveling is killing me.
Man, let me get my.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Mm. Oh, this is pretty nice. Wow.
And impressive.
What's this?
"Conclusion is simply the place
where you got tired of thinking."
Must be tripping.
What's all this stuff?
"Make the right choice
every time if you can."
Something going on. That's crazy.
Ugh. "And the winner is...
choose one."
It's a lot of crazy stuff in here.
Impressed.
- Hello?
- Hey babe. How's your day?
Eh. It is what it is.
Yeah, well, I just
wanted to let you know
that you're the best.
- I know.
- You know, huh?
Yeah. Well, let's just say
your ex didn't necessarily raise the bar.
Plus I don't understand
why you gotta be his therapist anyway.
I mean, how can you help his mental health
when you guys can't even
make it as a couple?
I'm not having this
discussion right now, Tom.
I told you, he has two more
treatments and then it's over.
I promise.
Okay. Well, I miss you.
I miss you too. We'll talk soon.
What's up?
So, did you get settled in okay?
After a few obstacles,
I was able to accomplish the mission.
The mission? Really Lance?
It's a rental. It's not that difficult.
You know how I'm feeling.
Why are you always minimizing shit?
I'm not minimizing anything.
Sometimes you make things more difficult
than they need to be.
Really? That's how you see this?
Look, I'm not talking the voices.
I'm just saying in general.
Sometimes you make things more difficult.
You see the worst in everything.
The worst, huh?
Did I see the negative in you?
Listen, just because you don't
have a voice in your head
, don't hate.
Look, have you been sleeping?
Nope.
And what kind of pill is it anyway?
I told you, it's a pill
that'll help you sleep
and stay asleep.
Yeah. Well, have you ever took one?
No,
but I've heard wonderful
things from my clients.
They say it takes you to another world.
Another world, huh?
Why is it blue?
Lance, the pill is blue.
Yeah. Well, I'm not
really into taking pills.
Well, you have to take something.
If you don't, you might collapse.
Collapsing might not be a bad thing.
Are you still hearing the conversations?
What you call a conversation?
Are you still hearing
your inner thoughts?
Listen, I know we only
have, like, two sessions left.
I'm good if you are. We can end this now.
Lance, I care about your
mental health and well being.
Just because we failed
in our relationship,
doesn't mean we will fail at
overcoming your struggles.
Struggles?
Is that the technical term?
Hell. Thought I was just shit-faced
because I couldn't sleep.
And yes, I still do hear my inner mother.
Well, is it getting better?
Listen, I'm just not feeling this.
It's starting to feel like it's charity.
You know you've moved on. It's all good.
Our personal life has nothing to do
with my commitment to
you as your therapist.
We were patient and doctor first.
See, this is exactly what
I don't need, charity talk.
Not feeling it.
Lance, are you still there? Lance?
I'm sorry. I was in deep thought.
No, I'm not doing okay.
It's the same wash, repeat,
wash and keep it going.
Look, if it ever gets to be too much,
you can always call me.
So what? You and Tom can
come over and rub my back
and say it's gonna be better.
This has nothing to do with Tom.
This has everything to do with you and me.
Now, when was the last time you slept?
I don't know. About five days.
Five days. My God, Lance,
this is worse than I thought.
You need to get some sleep. Take the pill.
If you don't, you know
what happened last time.
Well, I just don't like the feeling.
But you like the
feeling of being a zombie?
Take the pill.
Yeah. Well, I'll think about it.
Listen, can we just meet for
our last session tomorrow
and just kind of get it over with?
I just want it to be over.
Sure. I'll stop by the rental tomorrow.
We can do it in person.
No, I prefer it over the phone.
Sure. I'll call you.
Just take the pill, get some sleep,
and I'll check on you
tomorrow for our last session.
Yeah. Well, I just can't wait.
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Oh my goodness.
For God sakes, Lance,
where have you been?
Ah, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
You look like you haven't slept in days.
You don't even remember
we were supposed to meet
this morning, do you?
I can't keep covering for you.
This is the fourth meeting
you've missed this month.
Four?
Really? Four?
Look, I like you, but
you're putting me on the line.
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
Yeah. So I wanted to talk
to you about that last exam.
Oh, Cincinnati? Yeah. I
thought that was a good exam.
Yeah, you thought so.
Well, the firm president told me
you fell asleep in your own presentation.
Oh, that. I was just a
little jet lagged. That's all.
Lance, the exam was on Monday
and you showed up on Wednesday.
See what had happened was-
Take a look at yourself.
You're falling apart.
You need some sleep.
I can't have you out here
representing the company
and you missing meetings.
Yeah. Yeah, you right. I'm sorry.
It will never happen again.
I'm gonna get some sleep
tonight. I promise.
I know you'll get some sleep
because as of right now,
you are on short-term leave.
So get yourself some rest
and come back ready to work.
No, we don't need to do all of that.
I'm good. You know, I'm good.
This is not a joint decision.
Are we on the same page?
Yeah, we're on the same page.
Get yourself some sleep please, sir,
before I have to fire you.
I know what you thinking.
I don't always move on,
but when I do, I don't.
You looking to get some
good sleep, try SleepyasF.
I use it every day.
When I haven't slept in four days,
I take SleepyasF.
The blue pill is the deal.
Whenever I need a good night's sleep,
there's only one thing for me, SleepyasF.
Never in a million years
How did we both get here?
I thought that you went away
But in front of me you stand today
Never in a million years
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
Just a little confused.
In a galaxy far away
You look awful.
There you go.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did you take the pill?
I did.
And?
Well, I'm sitting here talking
to you instead of sleeping.
Well, I tried to call you
earlier, but you didn't answer.
Yeah, I think I was sleeping.
Asleep? You finally fell asleep?
Well, after the pill,
it was kind of weird.
What do you mean?
Well, I took the pill
at 8:00 PM last night
and I'm just getting up.
So yeah, I was somewhere.
Lance, I worry about you
with the voices in your head
and the sleep deprivation.
It's all too much.
So much you had to leave
me in my time of need?
You left me with no
choice. You were losing it.
I told you I could control the voices.
You just didn't believe me.
You made me choose.
Yeah. Well, you made the wrong choice.
Fine. For our last session,
why don't you just tell
me how you're feeling
since you finally got some sleep?
That's crap! That's total
crap! I don't even know you!
What do you mean you
don't know me? Lance?
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
Did you take the pill?
That's right.
One leader, one follower.
And what about you? I
never seen a rock so tiny.
Are you sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
Oh!
- Oh!
My goodness, you look a mess.
I've been better.
Yo, I gotta tell you something.
Can you tell me from right here?
Nah, man. Let me in.
So what's going on? What's the problem?
Did you take the pill
I gave you yesterday?
The sleeping pill? Of course I did.
I mean, you said it was okay to take.
What's the problem?
Oh, it's nothing.
What do you mean it's nothing?
Nothing.
Trust me, I hate anxiety so much.
Get to the point.
I gave you a trial anxiety pill
a friend of mine got off Amazon.
- You did what?
- Oh, I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
It's just I didn't know how you felt
and I just wanted to help.
Why does everybody
keep saying how I feel?
He bought it for me offline and
I felt like you could use it more.
So what's the big deal?
It's a natural anxiety pill, right?
Have you seen strange stuff?
Define strange.
Well, have you seen Rock and Star?
They're not real. It's a cartoon.
Lance,
poor Lance.
Have you made a choice?
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
The middle realm is in high demand.
So all other rentals have bingo.
What I think is happening is
they're inside of our heads.
Rock and Star, the cartoon?
Yeah. Like they're fighting over us.
Fighting for what?
They're not real. It's a cartoon.
Did it feel real?
It did.
Well, then it was real.
Anyways, if I had to pick
between the small one
or the tall one, I'd pick the
tall one. He's more refined.
I mean, the small rock seems cool.
I think he's shady though.
Personally, I think the star is better.
Better at what?
His delivery, of course
- Delivery of what?
- His lines.
Think about it.
All the rock wants to do
is eat ranch dressing in his bedroom.
The star? Oh, that's the real star.
What are you talking about?
Ranch up, bitch.
Lance!
Good day, sir. I don't mean to intrude,
but I have some wonderful
news to share with you
about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Listen man, it's been a long
night. Maybe some other time.
Our Lord believes there is
no better time than now, sir.
I'm just getting up.
I'm in no condition to talk.
Please, sir. I just need one minute.
Thank you so much, sir.
What is it that you do for a living?
Yeah. Yeah. It's a rental.
I work remote or was working remote.
So what happened? You couldn't cut it?
Well, doesn't take a
saint to see a failure,
but worry not, my son.
For through Him you can be saved
by the power of Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah?
Yes. In fact, it is Rock who recommended
that I stop by and check on you.
Rock? The cartoon character, Rock?
Roca pequea, the one and the only.
How did you know about this?
We had a lengthy conversation.
He was understandably very concerned.
He told me about your
struggles with sleeping,
how they're affecting your judgment.
And it seems now it's affecting
your ability to choose.
What do you mean 'choose'?
Don't you remember?
And the winner is...
you have to choose one.
Choose one of what?
One of one.
What do you mean?
You obviously don't have a clue.
You just don't seem to get it.
They've been living in your
head rent free for years.
Are you okay?
I've been calling for two straight hours.
What's wrong? I'm coming to see you.
I'm losing it!
I'm losing it.
I'm losing it.
- It will be okay.
- I'll be there soon.
No.
I'm not your responsibility.
I will always be there for you.
Now take the pill and wait for Rock.
Wait, wait for who?
I've already took the pill.
I don't have another one.
Just wait for me. I'll
be there. I'll be there soon.
Just take the pill.
Listen, I don't have another
pill. I already took it.
Lance, take the damn pill.
Excuse me?
You heard me, you
pathetic piece of shit.
Take the pill.
I've already took the pill.
I don't have another one!
Well, this time
it won't work. He's mine.
Look, the red pill is the deal.
He's mine.
He's mine.
He's mine, I said.
He's always been mine.
Lance,
meeting's in five minutes.
Where you at?
Hello? Hello? Are you
still with me, Lance? Lance?
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Ow. Goddamn, I finally got some sleep.
Really?
Yeah. Why do you care?
Caring's my job.
Get yourself together.
Jen,
thank you for coming to check up on me.
Sure.
Then what do you suggest that we do?
- We could just leave.
- And then what?
Maybe they'll go away.
They won't go away.
They're in our heads.
No, no.
We need to get Lance to take the red pill.
So you think if he takes both pills,
he'll be choosing both Rock and Star?
Right.
And then they'll have to decide.
You really think he can end this?
It's worth a shot.
What's worth a shot?
Hey, buddy. How's it going?
How are you feeling?
What shot?
Oh, you must be so tired.
You're hearing voices again.
Let's get you outta here.
No, I'm not really in
the mood for all of that.
What do you mean?
You've been cooped up
in here for 48 hours,
seeing things, hearing
voices, talking to cartoons.
I never told you about the cartoon.
Of course you did, silly.
You told me in our last session.
I don't recall us
having our last session.
Huh.
Well, you did.
You told me all about the
decision that you have to make.
- What decision?
- Just drink your water.
Let's go talk.
So is somebody going to
tell me what's going on, or?
What do you mean?
I overheard you two talking.
Look, do you wanna know the truth?
Yeah.
Seeing that
you're the responsible one,
I think you should tell the story.
So a while back I bought the rental
and there was something weird about it.
Like, something else was
living inside the house.
Tell him everything.
There's just one other small detail.
You see, during that time,
I was having problems, well, sleeping.
I didn't want you to think
that I wasn't capable of my job
just because of some sleep deprivation.
So it wasn't just me?
I mean, if you counting not sleeping
for four days a little thing.
What, four days? That's
crazy. What happened?
You know, anxiety. It just
doesn't let the mind slow down.
And?
And?
I just needed something
to quiet the noise.
Quiet the voices?
I just needed something
to distract my mind
so that I could sleep.
So I ordered some food and
along came delivery guy
with a pill.
Just to be clear, I was just
hired to deliver the pill,
so I didn't know at first.
So I was driving Uber. I picked
up these two strange dudes.
One super small guy, the
other one, super tall guy.
Wait, from the airport?
No, from the rental.
And they wanted to go to this diner.
And so?
So they noticed how tired I was
and offered me a strange
pill to help me sleep.
So I took the pill,
but I don't really remember
anything after that.
And then what happened?
What happened to all of us
when we took the pill.
I started to experience
the life of Rock and Star,
the cartoon.
And man, I got caught up just like you.
But I only took the blue pill.
Actually, I'm sorry Lance,
but you... I gave you the
red pill back at the house.
Why would you do that?
It's our only chance
of getting rid of them.
All right,
so the blue one is Rock's
and the red one is Star's,
and you took 'em both.
So you know how crazy
this sounds? Special pills.
We must all be sleepy as eff.
Not me. I had
some good sleep last night.
Well, I did.
So why are we here at this diner?
You seen them, right?
Who?
The animated characters?
Yeah.
They're not real.
I just been super tired. They're not real.
They are real. And you have to choose.
What am I choosing?
Well, like he said, we're not sure,
but we do know their back story.
- All right.
- It's gonna sound crazy,
but here it is.
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
So now we're in the middle realm?
Look, we're just trying to help you out.
Oh. Oh yeah, you
helping me out, all right.
Look, they attach themselves
to people who are really
tired, with high anxiety,
and then they get into their mind.
So let me get this straight.
These pills that I took
allowed these so-called cartoon characters
access to my head?
Now he gets it.
But there's one twist.
Lemme guess, my head's
gonna explode in 15 minutes.
How'd you know?
No. Rock and Star are in the diner.
They wanna speak with you.
It's time to choose.
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
Somebody to me
Shoot
All we got left is ranch dressing.
You're somebody to me
Jen?
Hi Lance.
Ranch up!
- Only ranch?
- What do you think, Lance?
Is only ranch good enough?
Who is that? Is that you, Rock?
You are animated characters.
What was in the pill?
Everything is in your mind.
What do you mean?
Now, let's not be hasty..
You can't have it
your way. You have to pick one.
I don't know what to do.
You don't have
all night. Choose one.
Choose or lose. I'm
giving you one last time.
- .
- You better do something.
I don't have to choose!
Lance, meeting's in five
minutes. Where you at?
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
The middle realm is in high demand.
So all other rentals have bingo.
Well, everywhere else is booked.
Looks like we are stuck with
each other for the next week.
That's crap. That's total crap, man.
I don't even know you.
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
What the? There's only two of us.
That's right. One leader, one follower.
Dude, I'm not an idiot.
Your unchecked rage
indicates you are no leader.
What about you? I've
never seen a rock so tiny.
You sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
And you are pretty dim for a star.
Don't go there. It's
a hereditary condition.
I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.
Tell 'em we close in five minutes,
and all we've got left is ranch dressing.
Hi guys. You heard the man.
It's ranch dressing,
then gets to steppin'.
You at least have some
veggies for dipping?
Carrots, celery?
Cut them into large pieces, please.
My friend here has a size complex.
Mm-hmm. All right,
what's the issue here?
We are stuck on a
vacation rental together.
One rock leader and a star follower
who is so dim.
- How dim is he?
- He is so dim,
I call him Uranus.
Ranch is up.
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the price, you lucky
when your
feet are on the ground
Dreamin' like you Micheal
and you gonna paint the town
Sign on my door that
says "No scrubs allowed"
Don't clown and mess around
I know that I'm that bitch
and I will get what I deserve
I can show you
Just in case you haven't heard
Yes, I fell from heaven
and no, it didn't hurt
I'm diamonds, I got
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
Uh, uh, no I'm lucky,
to tell you the truth
Did some things I regret in the past
But you know from the jump,
I was with you
To be honest, you lucky
I found
'Cause I promise if
you think I'm lucky
I'll show you some reasons
on why that ain't true
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
Somebody to me
Shoot to my soul
Well, everywhere else is booked.
Looks like we're stuck with
each other for the next week.
That's crap. That's total crap, man.
I don't even know you.
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
What the? There's only two of us.
There has to be one
leader, one follower.
Dude, I'm not an idiot.
Shh. I think
he's finally asleep.
This is an odd one.
Like I was saying, he belongs with us.
Blue pill all day, baby.
Like heck he
does. He's a red pill baby.
He made the wrong choice.
I am getting this one.
He did take my pill,
so he's already technically mine.
Isn't that right, Lance?
All you see me with
is future millionaires
All I see you with, a million squares
They know that we the new team
New money right now,
that's our new theme
And we don't do normal, we do supreme
And I save it all up like a right wing
50 racks, that's a
conversation
Guard to my left and
right, that's a combination
Oh boy, oh boy,
In the seat next to Jerry,
keeping up with the Joneses
Ranch dressing.
At Lot 24
We score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
Yo, there's a war
going on inside my mind
Slide and collide with thoughts
so vivid, they seem alive
Who better? Mall storyteller,
you sit and watch
Dogs then big top on
the court, nice hops
Watch Lot 24 nonstop
Like the lady on the block
Who used to tell the kids
to watch for the cops
No blood, no,
no predictable prize
Just head twist, but shoot
up the scene
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
Yeah, it's about to get creepy
I hope you ain't getting sleepy
TV got different characters within me
Remember me?
Used to rock with
Now you just watch out
Lot 24,
Somebody screams the
late night fight scene
The scene's my dream team
, we bring
the Lot 24
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we scared more
At Lot 24, we score to go to war
The one thing we know for
sure is hardcore
What's that coming down the corridor?
You scared less, we
scared more at Lot 24
It's not fair.
This is not fair.
It's just not fair.
What in life is?
Choosing if I get to choose or not.
That's one way to see it.
Look, you took the pill,
you made the wrong choice.
How can I make the wrong decision
when I don't know what I'm choosing?
Look, no need to
cry now. It is what it is.
What if I chose different?
Then we would have
a different outcome, dear.
Now, wouldn't we?
I'm not so sure.
Hey babe, how are you?
Oh, hi hun. I hear you're out walking?
Yeah, my daily walk.
Would you please be quiet?
- I don't know.
- I can't make any promises.
So how are things?
I'm all right.
Have you been sleeping?
A little. I've had
a lot of distractions.
What type of distractions?
You know, the regular stuff.
Are you hearing voices again?
Will you stop following me?
Who's following you?
How can I stop
when I'm in your head?
Jen? Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's
fine. Everything's fine.
It's just my Instagram.
Some old high school
friend keeps following me
and I can't seem to get rid of him.
Well, if you need me
to send a threatening DM,
you know I can.
I mean, I do have a law degree.
No, I can handle it.
Did you take anything?
You know, you never like to take anything.
I guess you could say that.
Well, did it work?
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
Well, I mean, did you get some sleep?
I think so.
I'm not sure.
I'll be home in a couple days,
so if you need anything, just let me know.
By the way, did you talk to him?
To who?
Come on, Jen. We can't keep doing this.
Oh. Oh, you mean Lance? Of course I did.
He's gonna be staying
at my rental this week.
Mm. Really?
Yeah. It's just a couple
of days. I need a renter.
So he couldn't rent nowhere else, huh?
Not now, Tom.
You just had to help him out.
It's my job.
Just make sure it is a job.
Jen, you don't owe him anything.
I'll talk to you when you get back.
Get rid of me, huh?
That's the plan.
Careful what you wish for.
0-3-0-3.
Huh?
0-3-0-3.
What?
0-3-0-3.
3-0-3-0.
Get out of these wet clothes.
Geez.
All right.
Time to get to work.
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta
You, you, you gotta do
it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, oh,
you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, you just gotta do it
You gotta do it, whatever it takes, oh
You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause you don't wanna be in a rush
You gotta do it, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause all we got is us
You gotta do it
It's Friday, everybody
put your hands up
For me, yeah, be proud and stand up
It's your night, life can be so rough
Just let it go, let it go, go, go
What about you? I've
never seen a rock so tiny.
You sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
And you are pretty dim for a star.
Don't go there. It's
a hereditary condition.
I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.
Well, when you can't
sleep, you might as well eat.
- Dude.
- Yo, what's up, man?
Can I use the restroom?
I've been walking around for 10 minutes
trying to find this address.
Man, who are you?
Bathroom is over-
Wrong with this guy?
Ah, this place is dope.
What do you do for a living?
How did you get here
with my order so fast?
Your restaurant was really close.
Hell, did they cook it?
Look, if you don't
want it, I'll take it.
No man, it's all good.
Just been a little irritable.
Yeah, you look wasted, my boy.
Not wasted in terms of
wasted, just sleep deprived.
I once knew a guy who
didn't sleep for like 15 days.
Now, how'd that turn out?
Oh, he started to
hallucinate. See stuff?
Yeah.
Okay. All right.
How long has it been since you slept?
You know, a few days.
Has it more than four?
I mean, yeah, something like that.
Lance, do you wanna sleep?
Oh, what you just say?
I said do you wanna sleep?
No, you said my name.
How did you know my name?
- Man, I don't know your name.
- No, you said my name.
How did you know my name?
It was on your food order.
Man, you tripping, bro.
Aight. Yo, you know what? You right.
It's been a long, you
know, four or five days.
I'm sorry, man.
Look, I've been there before.
If you want to sleep,
and sleep well,
take this.
Dude,
I'm supposed to take a
pill outta your pocket?
Where they do that at?
My bad, man.
I mean, if you don't need it,
it's your decision.
I mean, what do you call it?
Call it SleepyasF 'cause
that's kinda what it does.
It also cures that thing you do.
- What thing is that?
- Oh, Lance.
If we're gonna be friends, you
gotta stop with those games.
No, man. I'm not trying to be friends.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't. Just trying to figure out
what thing you talking about.
That twice thing, repeat
thing, thing you do.
You ordered just in time.
We were gonna close in five minutes.
I hope you enjoy those wings.
Ranch up, mother sucker.
Five to four to three to two to one
When my DJ go off, it's like a gun
Turntable to clip
when he spins bullets
What up? What up? What up, son?
Okay.
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Traveling is killing me.
Man, let me get my.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Please Mr. Man, don't,
don't take my life
Don't take my life
Don't, don't take my life
Mm. Oh, this is pretty nice. Wow.
And impressive.
What's this?
"Conclusion is simply the place
where you got tired of thinking."
Must be tripping.
What's all this stuff?
"Make the right choice
every time if you can."
Something going on. That's crazy.
Ugh. "And the winner is...
choose one."
It's a lot of crazy stuff in here.
Impressed.
- Hello?
- Hey babe. How's your day?
Eh. It is what it is.
Yeah, well, I just
wanted to let you know
that you're the best.
- I know.
- You know, huh?
Yeah. Well, let's just say
your ex didn't necessarily raise the bar.
Plus I don't understand
why you gotta be his therapist anyway.
I mean, how can you help his mental health
when you guys can't even
make it as a couple?
I'm not having this
discussion right now, Tom.
I told you, he has two more
treatments and then it's over.
I promise.
Okay. Well, I miss you.
I miss you too. We'll talk soon.
What's up?
So, did you get settled in okay?
After a few obstacles,
I was able to accomplish the mission.
The mission? Really Lance?
It's a rental. It's not that difficult.
You know how I'm feeling.
Why are you always minimizing shit?
I'm not minimizing anything.
Sometimes you make things more difficult
than they need to be.
Really? That's how you see this?
Look, I'm not talking the voices.
I'm just saying in general.
Sometimes you make things more difficult.
You see the worst in everything.
The worst, huh?
Did I see the negative in you?
Listen, just because you don't
have a voice in your head
, don't hate.
Look, have you been sleeping?
Nope.
And what kind of pill is it anyway?
I told you, it's a pill
that'll help you sleep
and stay asleep.
Yeah. Well, have you ever took one?
No,
but I've heard wonderful
things from my clients.
They say it takes you to another world.
Another world, huh?
Why is it blue?
Lance, the pill is blue.
Yeah. Well, I'm not
really into taking pills.
Well, you have to take something.
If you don't, you might collapse.
Collapsing might not be a bad thing.
Are you still hearing the conversations?
What you call a conversation?
Are you still hearing
your inner thoughts?
Listen, I know we only
have, like, two sessions left.
I'm good if you are. We can end this now.
Lance, I care about your
mental health and well being.
Just because we failed
in our relationship,
doesn't mean we will fail at
overcoming your struggles.
Struggles?
Is that the technical term?
Hell. Thought I was just shit-faced
because I couldn't sleep.
And yes, I still do hear my inner mother.
Well, is it getting better?
Listen, I'm just not feeling this.
It's starting to feel like it's charity.
You know you've moved on. It's all good.
Our personal life has nothing to do
with my commitment to
you as your therapist.
We were patient and doctor first.
See, this is exactly what
I don't need, charity talk.
Not feeling it.
Lance, are you still there? Lance?
I'm sorry. I was in deep thought.
No, I'm not doing okay.
It's the same wash, repeat,
wash and keep it going.
Look, if it ever gets to be too much,
you can always call me.
So what? You and Tom can
come over and rub my back
and say it's gonna be better.
This has nothing to do with Tom.
This has everything to do with you and me.
Now, when was the last time you slept?
I don't know. About five days.
Five days. My God, Lance,
this is worse than I thought.
You need to get some sleep. Take the pill.
If you don't, you know
what happened last time.
Well, I just don't like the feeling.
But you like the
feeling of being a zombie?
Take the pill.
Yeah. Well, I'll think about it.
Listen, can we just meet for
our last session tomorrow
and just kind of get it over with?
I just want it to be over.
Sure. I'll stop by the rental tomorrow.
We can do it in person.
No, I prefer it over the phone.
Sure. I'll call you.
Just take the pill, get some sleep,
and I'll check on you
tomorrow for our last session.
Yeah. Well, I just can't wait.
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Oh my goodness.
For God sakes, Lance,
where have you been?
Ah, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
You look like you haven't slept in days.
You don't even remember
we were supposed to meet
this morning, do you?
I can't keep covering for you.
This is the fourth meeting
you've missed this month.
Four?
Really? Four?
Look, I like you, but
you're putting me on the line.
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
Yeah. So I wanted to talk
to you about that last exam.
Oh, Cincinnati? Yeah. I
thought that was a good exam.
Yeah, you thought so.
Well, the firm president told me
you fell asleep in your own presentation.
Oh, that. I was just a
little jet lagged. That's all.
Lance, the exam was on Monday
and you showed up on Wednesday.
See what had happened was-
Take a look at yourself.
You're falling apart.
You need some sleep.
I can't have you out here
representing the company
and you missing meetings.
Yeah. Yeah, you right. I'm sorry.
It will never happen again.
I'm gonna get some sleep
tonight. I promise.
I know you'll get some sleep
because as of right now,
you are on short-term leave.
So get yourself some rest
and come back ready to work.
No, we don't need to do all of that.
I'm good. You know, I'm good.
This is not a joint decision.
Are we on the same page?
Yeah, we're on the same page.
Get yourself some sleep please, sir,
before I have to fire you.
I know what you thinking.
I don't always move on,
but when I do, I don't.
You looking to get some
good sleep, try SleepyasF.
I use it every day.
When I haven't slept in four days,
I take SleepyasF.
The blue pill is the deal.
Whenever I need a good night's sleep,
there's only one thing for me, SleepyasF.
Never in a million years
How did we both get here?
I thought that you went away
But in front of me you stand today
Never in a million years
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
Just a little confused.
In a galaxy far away
You look awful.
There you go.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did you take the pill?
I did.
And?
Well, I'm sitting here talking
to you instead of sleeping.
Well, I tried to call you
earlier, but you didn't answer.
Yeah, I think I was sleeping.
Asleep? You finally fell asleep?
Well, after the pill,
it was kind of weird.
What do you mean?
Well, I took the pill
at 8:00 PM last night
and I'm just getting up.
So yeah, I was somewhere.
Lance, I worry about you
with the voices in your head
and the sleep deprivation.
It's all too much.
So much you had to leave
me in my time of need?
You left me with no
choice. You were losing it.
I told you I could control the voices.
You just didn't believe me.
You made me choose.
Yeah. Well, you made the wrong choice.
Fine. For our last session,
why don't you just tell
me how you're feeling
since you finally got some sleep?
That's crap! That's total
crap! I don't even know you!
What do you mean you
don't know me? Lance?
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
Did you take the pill?
That's right.
One leader, one follower.
And what about you? I
never seen a rock so tiny.
Are you sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
Oh!
- Oh!
My goodness, you look a mess.
I've been better.
Yo, I gotta tell you something.
Can you tell me from right here?
Nah, man. Let me in.
So what's going on? What's the problem?
Did you take the pill
I gave you yesterday?
The sleeping pill? Of course I did.
I mean, you said it was okay to take.
What's the problem?
Oh, it's nothing.
What do you mean it's nothing?
Nothing.
Trust me, I hate anxiety so much.
Get to the point.
I gave you a trial anxiety pill
a friend of mine got off Amazon.
- You did what?
- Oh, I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
It's just I didn't know how you felt
and I just wanted to help.
Why does everybody
keep saying how I feel?
He bought it for me offline and
I felt like you could use it more.
So what's the big deal?
It's a natural anxiety pill, right?
Have you seen strange stuff?
Define strange.
Well, have you seen Rock and Star?
They're not real. It's a cartoon.
Lance,
poor Lance.
Have you made a choice?
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
The middle realm is in high demand.
So all other rentals have bingo.
What I think is happening is
they're inside of our heads.
Rock and Star, the cartoon?
Yeah. Like they're fighting over us.
Fighting for what?
They're not real. It's a cartoon.
Did it feel real?
It did.
Well, then it was real.
Anyways, if I had to pick
between the small one
or the tall one, I'd pick the
tall one. He's more refined.
I mean, the small rock seems cool.
I think he's shady though.
Personally, I think the star is better.
Better at what?
His delivery, of course
- Delivery of what?
- His lines.
Think about it.
All the rock wants to do
is eat ranch dressing in his bedroom.
The star? Oh, that's the real star.
What are you talking about?
Ranch up, bitch.
Lance!
Good day, sir. I don't mean to intrude,
but I have some wonderful
news to share with you
about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Listen man, it's been a long
night. Maybe some other time.
Our Lord believes there is
no better time than now, sir.
I'm just getting up.
I'm in no condition to talk.
Please, sir. I just need one minute.
Thank you so much, sir.
What is it that you do for a living?
Yeah. Yeah. It's a rental.
I work remote or was working remote.
So what happened? You couldn't cut it?
Well, doesn't take a
saint to see a failure,
but worry not, my son.
For through Him you can be saved
by the power of Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah?
Yes. In fact, it is Rock who recommended
that I stop by and check on you.
Rock? The cartoon character, Rock?
Roca pequea, the one and the only.
How did you know about this?
We had a lengthy conversation.
He was understandably very concerned.
He told me about your
struggles with sleeping,
how they're affecting your judgment.
And it seems now it's affecting
your ability to choose.
What do you mean 'choose'?
Don't you remember?
And the winner is...
you have to choose one.
Choose one of what?
One of one.
What do you mean?
You obviously don't have a clue.
You just don't seem to get it.
They've been living in your
head rent free for years.
Are you okay?
I've been calling for two straight hours.
What's wrong? I'm coming to see you.
I'm losing it!
I'm losing it.
I'm losing it.
- It will be okay.
- I'll be there soon.
No.
I'm not your responsibility.
I will always be there for you.
Now take the pill and wait for Rock.
Wait, wait for who?
I've already took the pill.
I don't have another one.
Just wait for me. I'll
be there. I'll be there soon.
Just take the pill.
Listen, I don't have another
pill. I already took it.
Lance, take the damn pill.
Excuse me?
You heard me, you
pathetic piece of shit.
Take the pill.
I've already took the pill.
I don't have another one!
Well, this time
it won't work. He's mine.
Look, the red pill is the deal.
He's mine.
He's mine.
He's mine, I said.
He's always been mine.
Lance,
meeting's in five minutes.
Where you at?
Hello? Hello? Are you
still with me, Lance? Lance?
Close my eyes, fall to sleep
You should see what I dream
I'm a pirate, tall and strong
I can daydream all day long
I can be anything
When I sleep
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Ow. Goddamn, I finally got some sleep.
Really?
Yeah. Why do you care?
Caring's my job.
Get yourself together.
Jen,
thank you for coming to check up on me.
Sure.
Then what do you suggest that we do?
- We could just leave.
- And then what?
Maybe they'll go away.
They won't go away.
They're in our heads.
No, no.
We need to get Lance to take the red pill.
So you think if he takes both pills,
he'll be choosing both Rock and Star?
Right.
And then they'll have to decide.
You really think he can end this?
It's worth a shot.
What's worth a shot?
Hey, buddy. How's it going?
How are you feeling?
What shot?
Oh, you must be so tired.
You're hearing voices again.
Let's get you outta here.
No, I'm not really in
the mood for all of that.
What do you mean?
You've been cooped up
in here for 48 hours,
seeing things, hearing
voices, talking to cartoons.
I never told you about the cartoon.
Of course you did, silly.
You told me in our last session.
I don't recall us
having our last session.
Huh.
Well, you did.
You told me all about the
decision that you have to make.
- What decision?
- Just drink your water.
Let's go talk.
So is somebody going to
tell me what's going on, or?
What do you mean?
I overheard you two talking.
Look, do you wanna know the truth?
Yeah.
Seeing that
you're the responsible one,
I think you should tell the story.
So a while back I bought the rental
and there was something weird about it.
Like, something else was
living inside the house.
Tell him everything.
There's just one other small detail.
You see, during that time,
I was having problems, well, sleeping.
I didn't want you to think
that I wasn't capable of my job
just because of some sleep deprivation.
So it wasn't just me?
I mean, if you counting not sleeping
for four days a little thing.
What, four days? That's
crazy. What happened?
You know, anxiety. It just
doesn't let the mind slow down.
And?
And?
I just needed something
to quiet the noise.
Quiet the voices?
I just needed something
to distract my mind
so that I could sleep.
So I ordered some food and
along came delivery guy
with a pill.
Just to be clear, I was just
hired to deliver the pill,
so I didn't know at first.
So I was driving Uber. I picked
up these two strange dudes.
One super small guy, the
other one, super tall guy.
Wait, from the airport?
No, from the rental.
And they wanted to go to this diner.
And so?
So they noticed how tired I was
and offered me a strange
pill to help me sleep.
So I took the pill,
but I don't really remember
anything after that.
And then what happened?
What happened to all of us
when we took the pill.
I started to experience
the life of Rock and Star,
the cartoon.
And man, I got caught up just like you.
But I only took the blue pill.
Actually, I'm sorry Lance,
but you... I gave you the
red pill back at the house.
Why would you do that?
It's our only chance
of getting rid of them.
All right,
so the blue one is Rock's
and the red one is Star's,
and you took 'em both.
So you know how crazy
this sounds? Special pills.
We must all be sleepy as eff.
Not me. I had
some good sleep last night.
Well, I did.
So why are we here at this diner?
You seen them, right?
Who?
The animated characters?
Yeah.
They're not real.
I just been super tired. They're not real.
They are real. And you have to choose.
What am I choosing?
Well, like he said, we're not sure,
but we do know their back story.
- All right.
- It's gonna sound crazy,
but here it is.
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
So now we're in the middle realm?
Look, we're just trying to help you out.
Oh. Oh yeah, you
helping me out, all right.
Look, they attach themselves
to people who are really
tired, with high anxiety,
and then they get into their mind.
So let me get this straight.
These pills that I took
allowed these so-called cartoon characters
access to my head?
Now he gets it.
But there's one twist.
Lemme guess, my head's
gonna explode in 15 minutes.
How'd you know?
No. Rock and Star are in the diner.
They wanna speak with you.
It's time to choose.
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
I am, I am somebody
Somebody to me
Shoot
All we got left is ranch dressing.
You're somebody to me
Jen?
Hi Lance.
Ranch up!
- Only ranch?
- What do you think, Lance?
Is only ranch good enough?
Who is that? Is that you, Rock?
You are animated characters.
What was in the pill?
Everything is in your mind.
What do you mean?
Now, let's not be hasty..
You can't have it
your way. You have to pick one.
I don't know what to do.
You don't have
all night. Choose one.
Choose or lose. I'm
giving you one last time.
- .
- You better do something.
I don't have to choose!
Lance, meeting's in five
minutes. Where you at?
A small rock from the earth
and a dim star from the galaxies
book the same vacation
rental in the middle realm,
the midpoint between their homes.
The middle realm is in high demand.
So all other rentals have bingo.
Well, everywhere else is booked.
Looks like we are stuck with
each other for the next week.
That's crap. That's total crap, man.
I don't even know you.
For this arrangement to work,
we need to assign a leader and a follower.
What the? There's only two of us.
That's right. One leader, one follower.
Dude, I'm not an idiot.
Your unchecked rage
indicates you are no leader.
What about you? I've
never seen a rock so tiny.
You sure you're not a pebble?
I am a small rock. Say
it with me, roca pequea.
And you are pretty dim for a star.
Don't go there. It's
a hereditary condition.
I'm exceptionally bright on the inside.
Tell 'em we close in five minutes,
and all we've got left is ranch dressing.
Hi guys. You heard the man.
It's ranch dressing,
then gets to steppin'.
You at least have some
veggies for dipping?
Carrots, celery?
Cut them into large pieces, please.
My friend here has a size complex.
Mm-hmm. All right,
what's the issue here?
We are stuck on a
vacation rental together.
One rock leader and a star follower
who is so dim.
- How dim is he?
- He is so dim,
I call him Uranus.
Ranch is up.
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the price, you lucky
when your
feet are on the ground
Dreamin' like you Micheal
and you gonna paint the town
Sign on my door that
says "No scrubs allowed"
Don't clown and mess around
I know that I'm that bitch
and I will get what I deserve
I can show you
Just in case you haven't heard
Yes, I fell from heaven
and no, it didn't hurt
I'm diamonds, I got
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky
Uh, uh, no I'm lucky,
to tell you the truth
Did some things I regret in the past
But you know from the jump,
I was with you
To be honest, you lucky
I found
'Cause I promise if
you think I'm lucky
I'll show you some reasons
on why that ain't true
If you were my guy, you lucky
Thought you took a star
from the sky, you lucky
How you hit a home run
twice, don't touch me
Hope you understand I'm
the prize, you lucky