Love Clinic (2015) Movie Script
1
My first love,
and on top of that,
the sweetest
first kiss...
I would have them tonight.
My first kiss tastes
sweeter than anything
no tastes like chilli
...chilli?
What is it?
Are you O.K.?
What is it?
Are you alright?
I'm allergic to capsaicin!
My first kiss
We just kissed!
Only kiss!
tasted like red hot chilli.
I put my tongue inside.
Wait outside.
Yes, he and I were
not meant to be.
Someday, he will come to me.
And also will
the sweetest love of my life.
LOVE CLINIC
I prefer noir to melodrama
and baseball to musical.
OH Ji-ho
Oh, the opera we saw last time
was worst of all.
Also prefer straight to perm hair
and for the lips,
prefer the natural color
to the strong one.
KANG Ye-won
Anything else?
Yes, heels, the kill heels.
I really hate them.
Also very bad for your feet.
It's hard on the spine.
Should I continue?
I have more than hundreds to go.
You should've listened to me
Directed by KIM Arron
when I told you
I'm not interested in you.
I understand how you feel
so I could take the water.
Go ahead.
Hey! I said I could take the water!
Hey, not this.
What's so special with you?
Dumbass.
Dumbass? Gosh, I think
I'm a bit better than that.
Damn it.
Take off your pants, please.
And underwear too?
Of course.
Are you having erection?
I didn't intend to but...
you are a woman, doctor
and female touch
anyway turns me...
Try to imagine other things
and focus on the treatment.
Yes, ma'am.
Let's start.
Going in. Relax.
Wait!
Don't push too hard, please.
It's my first time.
Going in.
100 grand?
Are you kidding?
How could I afford
the sudden raise of 100 grand
for the security deposit?
You're a doctor.
You should have some savings!
Also if you raise 100 grand
who would be able to move in?
He agreed with the amount.
Hey, Mister.
You want that flat
with additional 100 grand?
You shouldn't.
There is market value
and you should follow it.
Is it a problem to pay
additional 100 grand or a million
when the flat is available?
I guess the one who can't afford
should leave the flat.
I just get another one available.
You can move in any time
and it has a better view!
Let me take a look first.
Guess her flat
has a bad luck.
You're quite lucky.
What an asshole!
Will start the operation.
Scalpel.
HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE
Highschooler?
You need to focus on studying...
The size doesn't matter.
Women don't find the size important.
Any potential client you found?
I'm trying hard.
We have an appointment at 5PM.
Has he come yet?
He has but took off right away
when he knew you're a woman.
It's not easy for them
to show theirs to
a strange woman
if not for sex.
You think it's easy for me
to look at theirs?
They should appreciate it
when their doctor is beautiful.
Let's go have some fun.
It's Friday night.
Not today.
Doctors' association meeting.
Are you already done
with the boyfriend?
We lasted for two months,
which was long enough.
If his were this size...
just as big as this,
I would have been faithful.
With all my royalty.
Get out!
You really seem like a crazy pervert girl.
GOOD DOCTORS
- MEDICAL SERVICE OF LOVE
When we went for the
volunteer service last summer,
Dr. Gil truly amazed me.
She did all the tough treatments
by herself...
She was great.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
It's spicy and good.
Try this.
Enjoy yourself.
Does he hate spicy food?
He's more than perfect!
Oh, my!
We are surely meant to be!
- Dr. Gil.
- Yes?
How about a cup of tea
no, dinner sometimes?
Good.
Wait.
You scared me to death!
That's what I want to say.
What brought you here so suddenly?
That's what you can say to your mom
who came from the States in 2 years?
You should've at least called.
Wait.
I can smell something...
You've got a man!
Of course.
A man with a whole
different class.
Wake up, little girl.
Men are all same.
Two balls and one dick.
You should know better.
Isn't this hip puff?
Guys go crazy
if you wear it.
Size 1?
You don't even know
your daughter's size?
Size 1 doesn't fit me.
You should be careful.
If your size
goes bigger than 1,
that's when men leave you.
I don't care.
But actually they do not leave me.
By the way, the guy
with a different class.
What is he like?
Just kind, caring
and smart.
To make it simple,
everything opposite to dad.
When are you going
to divorce him?
Are you going to
take care of me?
Sure. Just leave him.
You can live with me.
I can afford that.
Use that for your wedding.
I know you have almost nothing.
Will call you when I get back.
Way to go, you bitch.
What is it?
At this early morning?
I don't believe this.
Is this a joke or what?
Can't take it anymore!
ON PATROL
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
I came down as
it was too noisy.
Who is it making all the noises
drilling on the wall?
I guess it is #701
as he just moved in.
Please tell him
I can sue him for
the noise complaint issues.
Okay, ma'am.
Oh, there is a package for you.
I see.
Oh, it's wet.
Do you need a plastic bag?
No, thank you.
Great.
Gosh...
It's for the education.
Didn't ask.
But the education must
be quite intensive, I guess?
You said you didn't ask?
I just got curious
as you told me.
Wondering how you can
use all these.
There is an expiry
date for condoms.
- I know that.
- You do?
People usually
don't know about it.
Hello, I just moved in.
Need a parking permit.
I am #701.
I see, please wait a bit.
Hey!
You live on the 7th floor?
Yes.
Gosh.
Wondering what kind of
asshole drills on the wall
in the daytime over weekend.
And it was you!
I should've guessed!
It's my house and
I can do whatever I want.
Then what about my case
interfered by the noise
while taking a rest?
At my own house!
You must be single.
Let me give you an advice
from the professional point of view.
Unbalance of hormones
due to inability of natural actions
is also disease.
Disease?
What inability?
You saw it?
Why are you calling me a patient?
What was I incapable of doing?
Fuck hormones!
Answer my question!
Hey!
Damn it.
I think it must be this big.
What is it?
Maybe a bit bigger than that.
Or is it premature ejaculation?
No, it's erectile dysfunction.
- What dysfunction?
- Impotence it is.
Why are you so embarrassed?
Your arrogant behaviors
and big actions including drilling
to condescend to others are
all packaged and exaggerated.
Because you do not feel confident
when your pants go down.
Where are you looking at?
I am just trying to locate it
as I cannot see it clearly.
Locate what?
This place surely
has a bad luck.
For your healthy sexual life,
our clinic executes medical checkup
and protection.
So please come visit us
in the near future. Okay?
What do you feel
to see it like this?
Mine is a bit bigger than that.
Size is nothing to brag about.
You need to brag your healthy penis.
Got morning glory every day.
Isn't it a sign of healthy penis?
It's one of them...
But erection is not everything.
This part is called prostate
where the semen is created.
Doc!
Cut the crap and
share your first experience!
And you will put
your hands on my banana?
Listen! Doctor here
will not touch yours!
It's me who touches 'em!
I DON'T GET EXCITED
EVEN SEEING HOT GIRLS.
Oh, Mr. Roly Poly,
what should I do with you?
TRY TO FIND PARTNER'S
INNER ATTRACTION
THAN LOOKING FOR
THE PHYSICAL EXCITEMENT.
THANK YOU FOR
LISTENING TO ME, DOC
CALLER ID: HYUN-MIN
Hello.
Our dinner appointment...
How about tonight?
Tonight?
Please hold on,
need to check my schedule.
Sorry to keep you waiting...
I just checked it
and luckily I'm free.
Guess he is going to tell me!
Well...you said you have
something to tell me.
Yes...
Don't know what you would think
if I tell you this...
But I am telling you
because you're very nice
so you could understand me well...
Just say it!
I'm ready
So...
What should I tell him in return?
I would look too cheap
if I say yes right away...
Would you please
circumcise me?
I like that.
Pardon?
Circumcise?
I thought about this a lot
as it would be bad
to get married without doing it.
Cheer up!
At least we have some surgery
to do in a very long time.
It cheers me very much.
The operation would last
about 30 mins.
We'll put you
under anesthesia now.
Make it look good.
We cannot operate
when it is erected.
It's not.
Doc., it just broke the record.
Quiet.
What should I do?
Unbelievable.
Excuse me...
could you please help me?
Pardon?
With parking...
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I just helped because
I didn't want my car gets scratched.
Mister.
You should park the car.
Hey! Take a look.
There is no parking slot!
Not a space for a bike.
I only had a small glass
but called you.
Parking is inclusive in your cost.
Damn it.
You paid me with mileage!
Why did you bother to call us
if you drank so little?
You could've driven yourself.
Why were you so cautious?
Looks like you never get drunk
even if you drink tens of bottle!
I even don't pay
with mileage myself!
Gosh! What's wrong with him?
This is the space for two cars!
What the hell are you?
Okay, I will teach you a lesson.
Not answering?
Pick up the damn phone!
It bugs me!
Answer it!
18 MISSED CALLS
Damn.
#701.
It's your last day on earth.
Hello.
- A package delivery for you.
- Delivery?
Got it.
What delivery
at this late hour?
What is he doing
with the door open?
Hello?
Excuse me.
Hello.
What the hell...
Anybody home?
Answer!
Look at this.
This bastard is well off.
What is it?
It's the cream for your thing.
Try it.
I bought it in Thailand.
Made with elephant's snot!
What?
Like flaring up!
Can you call yourself a doctor
saying those kind of things?
Don't send me
those shits anymore.
That's really expensive...
He's real dumbass.
I almost missed the beginning!
He's the only one
who cares about me.
Let me take a look.
Power max? Let me try.
I did nothing wrong.
It's all because of his lousy parking!
What is that dirty bastard doing?
It's good!
Fucking pervert!
Why do I have to hide like a bugler?
What?
- What are you doing here?
- Go away, you pervert!
Answer my question!
Hell no!
What should I do?
Go away, you bastard!
What the hell...
What...
WEEKEND REALITY SHOW:
ONE NIGHT AND TWO DAYS
How's it with Min-jun?
He's just a sex partner.
Will leave him shortly.
As I found a new prey.
A guy at the same apartment.
Handsome...
and seems to be quite rich.
How old is he?
Early or mid 30s?
Is he tall?
Has double eyelid?
Almost 6 feet tall...
and has double eyelid.
How about his hands?
Good hands?
What are you trying to do now?
Don't even think about it.
He's not that kind.
- Please leave it here.
- Yes, sir.
And please...
move that to the end of here.
Gil urologist?
HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE
- GIL UROLOGIS- Let's eat. I'm starving.
- Yes, Doc!
Lovely...
I heard that he's No. 1
in vagina contraction.
Guess he is the one.
- All done? Let's go.
- Yes, sir.
How about a drink?
- Love it!
- Your treat?
Of course!
- Hi, Gong-joo!
- You work here?
Yes.
- You know him?
- Yes, very well.
One night
and two days!
Let's go.
Fuck...
Really?
This place is nice.
Gosh, doc!
Oh!
Damn it.
Great.
Let's join to get closer
as we are neighbors.
- Yes!
- We don't have to.
We can drink separately.
Let's sit.
How do you do?
- One night and two days.
- Hey!
What should we order?
This place is famous
for the spicy seafood noodle.
Our doc cannot eat the spicy food.
If you are treating us,
how about sea cucumbers?
The biggest size?
Here!
The place's spicy noodle rocks!
Soju always goes well with
spicy noodle.
Help yourself.
Told you I can't eat spicy food.
You're a Korean.
It doesn't make any sense.
You look 100/ Korean.
Perfect!
Anyway let's try to get along
as we are on the same floor
even though I don't like you.
Drink up and
give me back the empty glass.
Sharing a glass
is beautiful Korean tradition!
- Don't you think?
- Of course!
Damn dirty bastard.
Drink.
A female urologist...
it's nonsense.
How about a man checking boobs
and putting a hose
into the vagina?
There are tons of male obstetricians.
Then why can't women
be urologists?
If there is lack of female hormones,
there shows the atrophy
of reproductive organs.
I think you belong to that case.
I'll give you
the special hormone treatment
at a half price.
So variety shows give you a hard-on?
Then...
how about Pororo?
Pororo...Porno
sound similar.
That was!
What? I saw everything.
I guess you are not confident
with long-term relationship?
You can't get it up
in the morning?
Shall I prescribe Viagra for you?
Maybe you would watch variety show
all night after taking it.
- For one night and two days?
- No, it was!
Wait.
Kleenex.
Sorry for that.
It's nothing...
Just drink on the sweater.
Sorry.
You son of a bitch!
Wait for me!
Where are you going?
Is a dog barking somewhere?
What are you going to do
with my head?
You owe me an apology!
You forgot who started first?
You owe me an apology!
Watch your mouth!
Crazy pervert.
Stop right there!
Did any girls from our school
choose urology as major?
No.
She is the pervert.
I can see that.
It's hysteria. Spinster hysteria.
And her hip puff was
almost triple of her real size.
Here we go.
Go easy.
Don't make a fuss.
Thank her for not poking your eyes.
Don't say that.
I didn't intend to take off her clothes!
I just slipped...
Damn it.
He has no manners...
He forced me
red pepper powder floating soju
with his dirty hand.
You know what I mean?
Why are you laughing?
It's funny to see you
talking about a woman.
A woman?
No, she's not a woman.
- Do you think it's funny?
- Yes.
I almost sued him.
Should I sue her?
It's over 1 hour already.
What?
You've been talking about that
pervert guy over 1 hour, my friend!
I've been talking about girls...
No, you haven't.
For last seven years
since you became the specialist.
How was it with Young-chul?
Don't even mention it.
I reached multi-orgasm...
and experienced true paradise.
- Really?
- Yes.
What does it feel?
It's too difficult task for me
to explain the multi-orgasm
to the girl who never reached one.
I completely understand.
You have troubles with your erection
as you see too many female genitals.
Ain't I right?
That's just psychological.
You need to overcome.
Or...
You can find another identity
like I did.
Here he comes!
- Darling!
- Young-chul!
This is my bestie, Doctor Gil.
This is my fiance, Kim Young-chul
a son of Taesung Hospital's owner.
You should meet him.
He's a friend of Young-chul's.
As good as Young-chul,
even though a little bit less.
Thank you for your kindness.
But I have things to do
this weekend so maybe later...
- Look.
- Something on my lips?
You know what?
The guy upstairs.
His name is Wang Sung-gi.
What a name!
Took the top
when entered school.
And one of top three
for vagina contraction.
The amount of income tax returns
last year was more than 500 grand.
On top of it!
His hobby is to dump girls!
Beautiful, intelligent, glamorous...
he dumps all.
It's not fun if he's too easy.
You need to grab onions
and choose the sturdy one.
- You remember me?
- Yes...
Cucumbers should have
vivid color and juicy end.
This looks good, doesn't it?
- Are you interested in me?
- Pardon?
Gosh.
Maybe...
we can shop together?
It's too depressing to do it alone
on weekends.
- Is it good?
- Yes.
It's really good.
Wanna try?
Open your mouth.
Isn't it good?
The fun gets double
when you shop together.
I hate that son of a bitch.
It's me.
The blind date
you talked about...
Set as many as possible.
I can meet
at least 2 men a day.
And make sure
you don't set any doctor.
I hate doctor.
There are so many
perverts among them.
Especially no obstetricians.
I'd rather die.
Bye.
Sorry. It must be heavy.
Heavy thing is
the lady's worst enemy.
I want to treat you.
Please wait a bit.
It would be ready shortly.
It's really okay.
I would like to
show my gratitude.
Who was that woman?
You two know each other well?
She runs urology clinic
next to our clinic.
Are you a doctor?
Dentist or dermatologist?
Obstetrician.
I knew it.
You seemed very professional.
I should've done better
if I had a bit more time.
Bon appetit.
Can I just call you sweetie?
Help yourself, sweetie.
Then let's do double
- for the safety.
- No.
I want triple.
No.
I suggest double
as it looks better.
It's the thing I would wear
so make it triple!
This is already quite big!
If you insist that size
we need to think about
the side effects.
Enough.
It's going to be me
who has side effects if any.
Let's decide on this.
We cannot make it that tight.
It's the present for
our 20th anniversary.
When we were newly-weds,
he came to me tens of times a day.
But now he turns his back
even I spread my legs!
From doctor's point of view,
that's not possible.
I heard about you already.
Just make me like a virgin.
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
It's been a while
since we did a surgery!
Good job.
A clinic can't afford
to get behind the rent.
How come ob/gyn doesn't do
the maternity treatment?
I'm sorry but
it's our doctor's policy.
What kind of policy is it?
Is he really obstetrician?
My apology.
We don't have a delivery facility...
What kind of clinic is it?
It's done.
If your husband cheats on you
even after you do this...
- just cut his thing.
- Cut?
You're doing this
only to please his thing,
and if his thing doesn't fulfill
its duties, it shouldn't exist.
Let's schedule the surgery
two weeks from now.
And you should be careful
after the surgery.
Next patient.
Thanks for the hard work, everyone.
- Shall we go dancing tonight?
- Really?
Why don't you join, Gong-joo?
Yes, you should!
No wonder...
for the guy who only cares money
but not expecting mothers.
enjoys going to club,
drinking and hooking up the girls.
Doc. he can hear it!
Can he?
And she needs a blind-date as
she cannot find anyone on her own.
Maybe match making
is already too much for her...
Oh, can you hear it?
I talked to myself.
By the way,
I forgot that I had a date tonight.
Fuck the date.
Elevator is here. Let's go.
Good-bye.
Bye.
Hello, In-young.
I just called...
to keep our promise
to drink wine together.
Yes.
No, it's nothing.
By the way,
I guess you're running now?
Yes.
See you soon, sweetie.
Yes.
What was it?
You were too soft.
It's the guy who made me
want to break up with you.
You are killing me tonight.
Told you
this is good-bye sex.
I have some friends
from that school.
I've got some friends
from your school.
You are class of which year?
Class of 2002?
It means...
- Are you in 30s?
- 30s?
Yes.
Oh, you are.
Okay then...
you studied at medical school.
Yes.
What's your major...
Urology.
Urology?
What's wrong with
a female urologist?
Nothing.
Do you often see...
The thing?
The thing.
Yes, everyday.
Then do you like
thick ones or long ones?
What do women prefer?
I just don't know
what women like.
Please tell me.
- Look.
- Yes?
I can say the long and thick one
is better than
the short and thin one.
Long and thick one.
Long and thick...
Is it the question you can think of?
What a loser!
Shall I kill him?
Don't leave me!
Of course, the thick and long is better.
Don't you think so, ma'am?
Korean men have so small dicks.
I know it all.
Sex is...
not just about moving
forward and backward.
That's not it.
The bastards who know
nothing about women's minds
ask whether we like it or not
after the sex.
I've never liked it. Never.
I just pretended.
You have done that too, right?
Right?
Fucking morons
think I liked it a lot.
I guess I walked too much today.
My legs are swollen.
Let's toast.
By the way,
do you work-out?
Look, In-young...
I think we should drink
some other time.
Wait.
I must be crazy.
Men don't know their exact sizes.
You think your things are big?
But truth is all yours are tiny.
Just come to our clinic.
Koreans' dick size is small.
I know what's eating you.
I can turn them
into magic sticks!
I can make five times bigger
than your size now.
When it's erected!
Have you seen mine?
Why you talk that shit
even without seeing it?
I can tell just by looking at you.
I can enlarge them.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Damn... is she nuts or what?
- Wait!
- Why am I nuts?
I apologize, it seems
my friend is already wasted.
Who the hell are you?
I'm her boyfriend.
I am sorry.
- Boyfriend?
- Let's go.
What are you doing here,
sweetie?
You'd better keep her
in good custody.
She has a slutty tongue.
You called me a slut?
You son of a bitch!
You called me that?
Your banana is thick but short.
And yours?
It's long but thin.
Ain't I right? Right?
'Cause I'm a damn smart urologist.
- She drives me crazy.
- I make your dick like this.
- What's that bitch, fuck.
- How about that?
I will kill that bitch!
You sons of bitches!
Be quiet!
When I am telling you that
I can make yours this big.
Why do you yell at me?
You goddamn bitch!
Please.
Would you just stop?
Quiet!
Shush!
You damn freak!
What did you do to me
last night?
- What?
- What did you do?
Tell me what you did to me!
Do you ask me that?
It's nonsense.
Shush!
I am sorry.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Are you close to Sung-gi?
Who?
Dr. Wang on 7th floor.
Never in my life!
Great then!
What's great?
I'm quite into him.
So what?
- Could you help me, ma'am?
- Why should I?
And why do you call me ma'am?
I'm 28.
Are you younger than me?
I'm not finished...
That restless bitch...
She always makes my day, damn.
Here you go.
It's quite neat
for a bachelor's place.
- Here's the place!
- People say he's the best!
- The leaflet?
- Here it is.
Only this kind of promotion
WE EMPOWER YOUR MAN!
can get us
that kind of success.
Listen.
What does it mean
if nothing happens
when a man and a woman
spend the night together?
He must be a dickhead.
Or she's such a bummer.
Hello.
But why are you asking that?
Nothing.
Damn it.
What the heck.
You morons.
I'm a doctor, you hear me?
I am a fucking doctor!
You should listen to me!
Damn morons!
What a mess she is!
You can't even call her a woman.
Such an ominous thing.
- Doctor!
- What?
Why?
It's...
- The patients are...
- What about them?
Think you should come out and see
- unless you're busy.
- Of course not.
It's nothing.
What about the patients?
Is it women's fault
if it got loosened?
No!
You made kids
looking like your husbands.
And that's what made it
loosened like this.
That's right!
We women are not always
satisfied with their job, right?
Then why don't they get
the enlargement surgery?
Let them get it done!
- Not us?
- That's what I'm talking about!
It's medically explicable
where to suck it
to turn your woman on.
I can provide it, ma'am.
Do you all understand?
First book a session with me.
Confidentiality guaranteed.
Phone consulting is possible,
so call me anytime.
Anyone who doesn't have this?
Only hyenas steal
the meat others got.
So you call your patients 'meat'?
What do you know about them?
They feel guilty and victimized
when their husbands cheat on them.
Do you understand them?
Why do they should feel that?
They want to be young again
at all costs because of that,
and it requires a big courage
to finally come to me.
Do you understand any of this?
Well...
How can a spinster
understand their feeling?
What? Spin...
Say it to me again!
Hey!
You rude bastard.
I will have you pay for this.
Why do you come here?
What are you doing?
I can't stop thinking about you.
Don't.
You crazy?
The operation went well.
Nothing to worry about.
And don't forget abstinence
for 2 weeks no matter what.
Oh my, you're naughty.
Thank you, doctor.
- Take care.
- Good bye.
Please don't do it!
Let go of her!
- You're that bitch doctor!
- You might kill her!
Don't you have to help?
Why should I?
Doc!
Please let go!
Why did you make
my husband's dick so big?
He asked for it!
You deserve this, bitch!
Can you call yourself a doctor?
What are you doing?
He was already cheating on me,
now what should I do?
What are you doing at the clinic?
Who the fuck are you?
- Are you a doctor?
- My hair!
Don't pull it!
Hands off!
Don't be so depressed.
I've been through
several of this fuss.
Can you call yourself a man
beaten up by a woman like that?
My motto is to safeguard women.
So you saw me as a woman?
You're not?
Then why did you do that
the other night?
Why about then?
- I wanted to protect you.
- What?
It's not right thing to do.
To do a girl who's drunk
only because I'm turned on.
I am not that kind of man.
But does it mean...
you saw me that kind of man?
What did you take me for?
I'm not a beast!
She shouldn't misunderstand
about 'protect'.
Could you hold...
hold that, please?
Damn it.
I wanted to protect you.
Protect you.
What?
You just said 'damn it.'
Did I?
I did not!
Good morning.
What do women think
when they hear from a man,
'I want to protect you'?
What?
What does a girl think
when a man tells her
that he wants to protect her?
Well...she should think
he has feelings for her.
Why is that?
Listen to me.
I don't have feelings for her.
I think she's irritating.
And I don't want to protect her.
I don't need to.
It just came out of my lips.
Out of blue.
She won't misunderstand, will she?
I'm not sure.
CALLER ID: IN-YOUNG
You got to have a man at home.
Don't you think?
You have something to eat
for breakfast tomorrow?
I have some beef bone soup.
No, thank you.
I can prepare it quick.
Ouch!
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
Let me take a look.
Do you have a first-aid kit?
I just wanted to make sure
that you have breakfast.
You didn't have to.
Look, In-young.
Why don't we cut it here?
Don't take me as a slutty girl.
Wait!
You look like that!
I mean...
What I mean is that...
I want to protect you.
You don't have to.
Listen to me, In-young!
The truth is...
Impotence?
That's what he said.
Poor thing.
It must've been an agony
as his body didn't react
while his mind wanted me so badly.
Why do you laugh?
Don't you realize
that you're dumped?
He said he's impotent!
Fuck impotence.
Even these mushrooms
laugh at you, darling.
You are right.
There's no way that
he can't get it up at all.
CAN YOU TELL
ME ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT, ROLY-POLY?
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR LONG.
ARE YOU CURED?
HELLO, DOCTOR
- ROLY-POLY
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
WAS WORRIED! ? GIL UROLOGISI GOT IT UP RECENTLY
FOR A GIRL.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU BODY DOESN'T LIE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU MUST LIKE HER A LOT. LOL
Next patient is ready.
Let her in, please.
This way, please.
I think I felt the lump
in my boob recently.
- Where?
- Right here.
I see.
There's none.
None at all.
Wait, In-young!
What are you doing?
I am all set.
I don't need to see there.
Nurse Kim!
It was right after
I became a specialist.
so I was not really used to
that kind of emergency.
Since that medical malpractice...
Have the other girls bought
that kind of lie?
It's hot in here.
I think it's fine.
In-young, enough is enough!
You don't really get horny?
This doesn't turn you on?
At all?
Listen, In-young...
Shut your mouth,
you damn eunuch!
Son of a bitch.
Damn fucker!
Good, keep going!
It really turns me on!
I tried real hard!
I will make you pay for it!
Definitely!
Why don't you just
go out with him?
You never know if he's the one
that you've been looking for.
No way.
He can never be.
He really likes spicy food.
I don't like how he looks like.
Those cloying double eyelid...
Just hate that.
Zero respect for women.
But...
But what?
I can't get off
that one sentence from my mind.
What's that?
I wanted to protect you.
Protect you.
What is that one sentence?
I can guarantee,
he is the man...
For what?
For your orgasm.
No, thank you.
It's sooner or later,
believe me.
- Doctor Gil.
- Hello.
What brought you here?
It's the wedding of the son
of Taesung Hospital owner.
How about you?
The bride is a close friend.
Who's this?
Oh, I told you the other time.
The urologist from the clinic
next to my last clinic.
This is my fiancee.
- How do you do?
- Hello.
He bragged about a girl
who has the serious crush on him.
I shouldn't have bothered at all.
You didn't mention that
she's a withered woman.
Darling...
Doctor Gil,
don't get it wrong, please.
What are you doing here?
I've been looking for you, honey.
Hyun-min, it's a surprise to see you.
How's your clinic?
Going really well as I inherited
the place from you.
You surely can sense
where to find money.
I was never good at it.
Don't be so modest.
Don't you remember?
The daughter of our professor at faculty.
You went after her for her fortune.
You've been so good at
finding rich girls from back then,
- voila, you finally made it.
- Hey, watch your mouth!
It's alright.
You shouldn't be ashamed of
your ambition.
She would value that.
Don't you?
I see my darling got the bouquet.
Then... I will see you later.
Just keep walking as
they're still watching.
Don't look back.
Keep walking like this.
But what brought you here?
I went to the same school as groom.
By the way, you've got
quite a taste for man.
- What?
- Keep walking.
Gosh.
You shouldn't believe what he said!
I've been quite a jerk so far.
Things have not been smooth
between us from the beginning.
But you were pretty charming today.
What?
It's me.
I'm coming to Korea with your dad.
Meet us tomorrow.
Anyway, see you tomorrow at dinner.
Mom, wait!
What's wrong?
My dad is coming to Korea.
Have you dreamed of being a doctor
since you were little?
No.
I wanted to be a doctor
since as far as I remember.
Is it fun living as urologist?
Female urologist...
Doesn't it sound intense already?
All these prejudice and contempt...
But there's no one with no wound.
You mean like a trauma?
How is it going with
the girl at #602?
What?
Be nice to her.
You two make a good couple.
Fuck good couple.
It must be fireworks festival!
Indeed.
Excuse me, but
we have to close now.
Alright.
Shall we go?
Yes.
Your purse...
What's wrong?
Are you hurt?
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Let me see.
See what?
I'm the urologist,
give me some credit!
I just need a moment.
Let me see...holy cow!
What shall I do?
Are you crazy? Don't!
I just need a minute!
What an embarrassment!
It does feel good.
Where's dad?
He really wanted to come
together this time,
but something important
came up in the States.
Aren't you fed up with all this?
He's all about working,
never caring about his family!
Or the money compensates all?
Can you forgive the husband
who has never cared about you?
Don't make a scene.
Are you crazy?
Crazy? Hell yes I am.
I'm crazy because of the way
people look at the female urologist,
and because my dad never loved me
since I was not born as boy.
Don't you know why I chose
the urology as my specialty?
You really don't know why
I worked my ass off to be urologist!
Just to be loved
by my almighty father!
Do you get it now?
CALLER ID: SUNG-GI
GIL SHIN-SEOL / UROLOGY
FAILED
What happened?
It's the professor's decision.
I was the best intern and
I passed all the tests.
Why did he fail me?
I heard you failed me
because I chose the urology.
Why did you do that?
Because I'm a girl?
I'm not a girl,
I am a doctor.
You'd better watch out, sir.
I will definitely make the urologist.
I will be a much better urologist
than you, father.
Keep your eyes wide open, understand?
Touche.
I chose ob/gyn to make money.
He didn't show up today either.
I almost forget how he looks like.
Listen, Dr. Gil.
Your father didn't get in your way.
He must have worried
about you a lot.
How could he have done that
if he was worried about me?
But eventually
he will give you credit
for who you are.
Shall we order another dish?
Something not spicy...
Don't you have any
traumatic experiences as a doctor?
Nothing special.
Don't be like that!
I told you everything!
Did you?
How about...
Cheers!
I heard a lot about you, Sung-gi.
It's finally good to meet you.
The sauce is made of Thai chilli.
- Try it, it's really good.
- It's alright.
Please.
You should try it, ma'am.
I'm allergic to the spicy food.
Made in heaven of two
not putting up with the spicy?
I have a question.
What do you think of
dating a doctor?
It won't do harm
as we have same profession.
- And what if he's a doctor with flaw?
- What kind of flaw?
Well...
- How about...
- Let's change the subject.
Either for marriage or
for just a relationship...
love is important but
sex is equally is important, isn't it?
Sure, it is.
That's right.
But what if the man is impotent?
Can you go out with him?
Well...I'll have to think about that.
You're not dating a guy
only in a platonic way.
And impotence is curable
if the cause is renovascular.
But most of cases,
it is psychological.
And it makes it very difficult
to be cured.
I will have to pray desperately
if he were not mine.
And concealing impotence
between a couple is wrong, right?
Sure, it can be a ground for divorce.
Did you know it then?
That he's impotent.
Sung-gi! Wait!
Sung-gi!
I am sorry.
I truly am. I didn't know.
Are you telling the same shit
to your own patients?
I didn't mean any harm saying that.
I know you're a real catch.
And I do have feelings for you.
So please don't be so mad.
Please?
The night when you were drunk
and spent together.
I didn't do you simply because
I couldn't get it up, you see?
There's no reason for you
to have feelings for me now.
What did you say?
I didn't want to protect you,
I just couldn't get it up!
What's wrong with you, Doctor Gil!
Please wake up!
Are you okay?
Didn't you know
she's allergic to capsaicin?
And you did CPR to her?
Are you insane?
How the hell could I know?
What are you doing?
I am fine now.
Stay in bed a bit longer.
I am a doctor.
I know about my conditions.
I didn't say you wouldn't know.
I just said to take rest.
Why are you doing this to me?
I didn't do you because
I couldn't get it up!
I didn't protect you.
TEMPORARILY CLOSED
FOR PERSONAL REASONS
I thought you were in
a deadly condition
to close the clinic.
What brought you here?
You heartless thing.
Does a mom need a reason
to come to her daughter's?
Turn the TV on.
Today we have Doctor
Gil Joon-won
who won the best scholarship award
at the World Urology Academy.
He became the winner
for his achievement
in innovating the laparoscope operation.
Congratulations again, doctor.
You're the first Korean
to receive this award.
Yes, thank you.
I am most pleased that
I could complete the research
that my late father had begun.
I heard that
it took 15 long years
to complete this study.
But you won't stop here.
What's your next project?
I will get my new research begun.
If I got too old
before I could finish this study,
my daughter might inherit it
and would finish it.
That is what I sincerely wish.
If your daughter is the urologist,
you're a urologist family
for three generations.
That is right.
When she first told me
to become the urologist,
I was worried if she gets hurt
by the prejudices of others.
But it now seems that
she has made an excellent doctor.
Congratulations again for winning.
And thank you for your time today.
Next news...
The world ratings agency,
Moody's announced today...
You came to show me this?
I hope you will have a daughter
exactly like you.
Then you'll understand
what is to be parents.
I'd get going.
Stay. I will make you dinner.
91 1? There's a car accident
and the driver is expecting mother.
It's emergency.
Please hurry.
Are you okay?
Hello, open your eyes!
Can you hear me?
Wake up!
Damn...
The waters already broke!
The baby is soon coming.
Anyone...
Please help her, doctor.
You will be alright,
the doctor's here.
Please hold.
What are you doing?
I said to help us!
- Please hold a bit!
- Looks like it's coming out!
Is it?
What are you doing?
- You're an obstetrician!
- I can't deliver!
I already see the head!
I will do that.
- Check on the mother, please.
- Yes.
Come here and help, please!
The pulse is falling.
We will have to do
the cesarean operation.
It's too risky.
She can go into shock.
We could lose both
if we don't get the timing right.
Give her the injection
for induced labor.
Doctor!
Check out the contractions.
It stopped now.
Ma'am, please don't lose it.
You should wake up!
Stay with me!
Please take two deep breaths.
Exhale deeply and slowly...
Then push!
FETAL DEATH AT 23:26
How did it go?
Are they both okay?
Yes.
- It is a boy.
- What?
Why don't you see him yourself?
Thank you so much for help.
Don't mention it.
The baby we had together
is a healthy boy.
What have you lost?
- You really have to go now?
- I am a busy person, too.
Shin-seol!
Open the door.
I know you're in there.
Shin-seol!
Shin-seol!
- You think I left in your house?
- It must be there.
Found it!
I forget things too much lately.
Look, Shin-seol,
I know you're in there!
Listen...
I have thought about it a lot.
And it seems like I love you.
Me, Wang Sung-gi
loves you, Gil Sin-seol.
But you know what?
There's another thing
I couldn't tell you
as I felt a bit ashamed.
- I am the Roly Poly, in fact.
- Roly Poly?
You know what I mean.
I am that Roly Poly.
You do listen to me, right?
You see...
My heart here is beating, Sin-seol.
You make my heart beat so bad.
And I couldn't get it up,
not once for 7 years.
But the night
we spent together,
it got up real hard.
I'm telling the truth!
You got mine up!
To get him the first erection
in 7 years? Impressive!
It's not like that.
He must be crazy.
I will wrap up
real soon, please.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it.
Give me that.
And go back inside!
You know what?
The chilli power was not
originally from Korea.
So there's nothing wrong
about a Korean
who cannot eat spicy food.
In fact, I don't like it either.
I hate spicy food.
I will never eat it.
What are you doing?
So embarrassing.
What's so proud about
not being able to get it up!
I got it up, I told you!
At the night we spent together.
Ease your temper a bit.
Hold on.
How do you like me?
If you don't dislike me too much,
how about going out with me?
No, you should go out with me.
Answer me!
- Hold on, wait.
- Now what?
Wait...
It's alright.
I haven't eaten it since.
I haven't eaten that
quite a while!
So please...
I don't want to go to hospital!
It's all clear, I said.
So please open your mouth!
Wait, there are eyes watching.
How about going inside?
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
I'm late, let's go.
Let me help you with the tie.
- Good.
- Let's go! We're already late.
What?
I am really late!
Didn't you lie about impotence?
I don't envy the princess
who met her prince charming anymore.
I've met my own prince charming.
Our love is sweeter than ever.
And on top of that...
this fabulous man
gets it up only for me!
Damn.
Oh my god!
I am so sorry.
Are you okay?
It doesn't look so bad.
- It hurts like hell, you bastard!
- Why are you cursing at me?
- Three, two, one!
- One more time!
I thought you'd miss this, too.
Father!
- I see the head, doctor!
- Head, right, head!
It's coming out!
Push one more time.
Three
Two... One!
One last time!
Three, Two... One!
Honey, there she is.
It's princess!
Honey, I made it!
My first love,
and on top of that,
the sweetest
first kiss...
I would have them tonight.
My first kiss tastes
sweeter than anything
no tastes like chilli
...chilli?
What is it?
Are you O.K.?
What is it?
Are you alright?
I'm allergic to capsaicin!
My first kiss
We just kissed!
Only kiss!
tasted like red hot chilli.
I put my tongue inside.
Wait outside.
Yes, he and I were
not meant to be.
Someday, he will come to me.
And also will
the sweetest love of my life.
LOVE CLINIC
I prefer noir to melodrama
and baseball to musical.
OH Ji-ho
Oh, the opera we saw last time
was worst of all.
Also prefer straight to perm hair
and for the lips,
prefer the natural color
to the strong one.
KANG Ye-won
Anything else?
Yes, heels, the kill heels.
I really hate them.
Also very bad for your feet.
It's hard on the spine.
Should I continue?
I have more than hundreds to go.
You should've listened to me
Directed by KIM Arron
when I told you
I'm not interested in you.
I understand how you feel
so I could take the water.
Go ahead.
Hey! I said I could take the water!
Hey, not this.
What's so special with you?
Dumbass.
Dumbass? Gosh, I think
I'm a bit better than that.
Damn it.
Take off your pants, please.
And underwear too?
Of course.
Are you having erection?
I didn't intend to but...
you are a woman, doctor
and female touch
anyway turns me...
Try to imagine other things
and focus on the treatment.
Yes, ma'am.
Let's start.
Going in. Relax.
Wait!
Don't push too hard, please.
It's my first time.
Going in.
100 grand?
Are you kidding?
How could I afford
the sudden raise of 100 grand
for the security deposit?
You're a doctor.
You should have some savings!
Also if you raise 100 grand
who would be able to move in?
He agreed with the amount.
Hey, Mister.
You want that flat
with additional 100 grand?
You shouldn't.
There is market value
and you should follow it.
Is it a problem to pay
additional 100 grand or a million
when the flat is available?
I guess the one who can't afford
should leave the flat.
I just get another one available.
You can move in any time
and it has a better view!
Let me take a look first.
Guess her flat
has a bad luck.
You're quite lucky.
What an asshole!
Will start the operation.
Scalpel.
HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE
Highschooler?
You need to focus on studying...
The size doesn't matter.
Women don't find the size important.
Any potential client you found?
I'm trying hard.
We have an appointment at 5PM.
Has he come yet?
He has but took off right away
when he knew you're a woman.
It's not easy for them
to show theirs to
a strange woman
if not for sex.
You think it's easy for me
to look at theirs?
They should appreciate it
when their doctor is beautiful.
Let's go have some fun.
It's Friday night.
Not today.
Doctors' association meeting.
Are you already done
with the boyfriend?
We lasted for two months,
which was long enough.
If his were this size...
just as big as this,
I would have been faithful.
With all my royalty.
Get out!
You really seem like a crazy pervert girl.
GOOD DOCTORS
- MEDICAL SERVICE OF LOVE
When we went for the
volunteer service last summer,
Dr. Gil truly amazed me.
She did all the tough treatments
by herself...
She was great.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
It's spicy and good.
Try this.
Enjoy yourself.
Does he hate spicy food?
He's more than perfect!
Oh, my!
We are surely meant to be!
- Dr. Gil.
- Yes?
How about a cup of tea
no, dinner sometimes?
Good.
Wait.
You scared me to death!
That's what I want to say.
What brought you here so suddenly?
That's what you can say to your mom
who came from the States in 2 years?
You should've at least called.
Wait.
I can smell something...
You've got a man!
Of course.
A man with a whole
different class.
Wake up, little girl.
Men are all same.
Two balls and one dick.
You should know better.
Isn't this hip puff?
Guys go crazy
if you wear it.
Size 1?
You don't even know
your daughter's size?
Size 1 doesn't fit me.
You should be careful.
If your size
goes bigger than 1,
that's when men leave you.
I don't care.
But actually they do not leave me.
By the way, the guy
with a different class.
What is he like?
Just kind, caring
and smart.
To make it simple,
everything opposite to dad.
When are you going
to divorce him?
Are you going to
take care of me?
Sure. Just leave him.
You can live with me.
I can afford that.
Use that for your wedding.
I know you have almost nothing.
Will call you when I get back.
Way to go, you bitch.
What is it?
At this early morning?
I don't believe this.
Is this a joke or what?
Can't take it anymore!
ON PATROL
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
I came down as
it was too noisy.
Who is it making all the noises
drilling on the wall?
I guess it is #701
as he just moved in.
Please tell him
I can sue him for
the noise complaint issues.
Okay, ma'am.
Oh, there is a package for you.
I see.
Oh, it's wet.
Do you need a plastic bag?
No, thank you.
Great.
Gosh...
It's for the education.
Didn't ask.
But the education must
be quite intensive, I guess?
You said you didn't ask?
I just got curious
as you told me.
Wondering how you can
use all these.
There is an expiry
date for condoms.
- I know that.
- You do?
People usually
don't know about it.
Hello, I just moved in.
Need a parking permit.
I am #701.
I see, please wait a bit.
Hey!
You live on the 7th floor?
Yes.
Gosh.
Wondering what kind of
asshole drills on the wall
in the daytime over weekend.
And it was you!
I should've guessed!
It's my house and
I can do whatever I want.
Then what about my case
interfered by the noise
while taking a rest?
At my own house!
You must be single.
Let me give you an advice
from the professional point of view.
Unbalance of hormones
due to inability of natural actions
is also disease.
Disease?
What inability?
You saw it?
Why are you calling me a patient?
What was I incapable of doing?
Fuck hormones!
Answer my question!
Hey!
Damn it.
I think it must be this big.
What is it?
Maybe a bit bigger than that.
Or is it premature ejaculation?
No, it's erectile dysfunction.
- What dysfunction?
- Impotence it is.
Why are you so embarrassed?
Your arrogant behaviors
and big actions including drilling
to condescend to others are
all packaged and exaggerated.
Because you do not feel confident
when your pants go down.
Where are you looking at?
I am just trying to locate it
as I cannot see it clearly.
Locate what?
This place surely
has a bad luck.
For your healthy sexual life,
our clinic executes medical checkup
and protection.
So please come visit us
in the near future. Okay?
What do you feel
to see it like this?
Mine is a bit bigger than that.
Size is nothing to brag about.
You need to brag your healthy penis.
Got morning glory every day.
Isn't it a sign of healthy penis?
It's one of them...
But erection is not everything.
This part is called prostate
where the semen is created.
Doc!
Cut the crap and
share your first experience!
And you will put
your hands on my banana?
Listen! Doctor here
will not touch yours!
It's me who touches 'em!
I DON'T GET EXCITED
EVEN SEEING HOT GIRLS.
Oh, Mr. Roly Poly,
what should I do with you?
TRY TO FIND PARTNER'S
INNER ATTRACTION
THAN LOOKING FOR
THE PHYSICAL EXCITEMENT.
THANK YOU FOR
LISTENING TO ME, DOC
CALLER ID: HYUN-MIN
Hello.
Our dinner appointment...
How about tonight?
Tonight?
Please hold on,
need to check my schedule.
Sorry to keep you waiting...
I just checked it
and luckily I'm free.
Guess he is going to tell me!
Well...you said you have
something to tell me.
Yes...
Don't know what you would think
if I tell you this...
But I am telling you
because you're very nice
so you could understand me well...
Just say it!
I'm ready
So...
What should I tell him in return?
I would look too cheap
if I say yes right away...
Would you please
circumcise me?
I like that.
Pardon?
Circumcise?
I thought about this a lot
as it would be bad
to get married without doing it.
Cheer up!
At least we have some surgery
to do in a very long time.
It cheers me very much.
The operation would last
about 30 mins.
We'll put you
under anesthesia now.
Make it look good.
We cannot operate
when it is erected.
It's not.
Doc., it just broke the record.
Quiet.
What should I do?
Unbelievable.
Excuse me...
could you please help me?
Pardon?
With parking...
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I just helped because
I didn't want my car gets scratched.
Mister.
You should park the car.
Hey! Take a look.
There is no parking slot!
Not a space for a bike.
I only had a small glass
but called you.
Parking is inclusive in your cost.
Damn it.
You paid me with mileage!
Why did you bother to call us
if you drank so little?
You could've driven yourself.
Why were you so cautious?
Looks like you never get drunk
even if you drink tens of bottle!
I even don't pay
with mileage myself!
Gosh! What's wrong with him?
This is the space for two cars!
What the hell are you?
Okay, I will teach you a lesson.
Not answering?
Pick up the damn phone!
It bugs me!
Answer it!
18 MISSED CALLS
Damn.
#701.
It's your last day on earth.
Hello.
- A package delivery for you.
- Delivery?
Got it.
What delivery
at this late hour?
What is he doing
with the door open?
Hello?
Excuse me.
Hello.
What the hell...
Anybody home?
Answer!
Look at this.
This bastard is well off.
What is it?
It's the cream for your thing.
Try it.
I bought it in Thailand.
Made with elephant's snot!
What?
Like flaring up!
Can you call yourself a doctor
saying those kind of things?
Don't send me
those shits anymore.
That's really expensive...
He's real dumbass.
I almost missed the beginning!
He's the only one
who cares about me.
Let me take a look.
Power max? Let me try.
I did nothing wrong.
It's all because of his lousy parking!
What is that dirty bastard doing?
It's good!
Fucking pervert!
Why do I have to hide like a bugler?
What?
- What are you doing here?
- Go away, you pervert!
Answer my question!
Hell no!
What should I do?
Go away, you bastard!
What the hell...
What...
WEEKEND REALITY SHOW:
ONE NIGHT AND TWO DAYS
How's it with Min-jun?
He's just a sex partner.
Will leave him shortly.
As I found a new prey.
A guy at the same apartment.
Handsome...
and seems to be quite rich.
How old is he?
Early or mid 30s?
Is he tall?
Has double eyelid?
Almost 6 feet tall...
and has double eyelid.
How about his hands?
Good hands?
What are you trying to do now?
Don't even think about it.
He's not that kind.
- Please leave it here.
- Yes, sir.
And please...
move that to the end of here.
Gil urologist?
HEALTHY SEX FOR EVERYONE
- GIL UROLOGIS- Let's eat. I'm starving.
- Yes, Doc!
Lovely...
I heard that he's No. 1
in vagina contraction.
Guess he is the one.
- All done? Let's go.
- Yes, sir.
How about a drink?
- Love it!
- Your treat?
Of course!
- Hi, Gong-joo!
- You work here?
Yes.
- You know him?
- Yes, very well.
One night
and two days!
Let's go.
Fuck...
Really?
This place is nice.
Gosh, doc!
Oh!
Damn it.
Great.
Let's join to get closer
as we are neighbors.
- Yes!
- We don't have to.
We can drink separately.
Let's sit.
How do you do?
- One night and two days.
- Hey!
What should we order?
This place is famous
for the spicy seafood noodle.
Our doc cannot eat the spicy food.
If you are treating us,
how about sea cucumbers?
The biggest size?
Here!
The place's spicy noodle rocks!
Soju always goes well with
spicy noodle.
Help yourself.
Told you I can't eat spicy food.
You're a Korean.
It doesn't make any sense.
You look 100/ Korean.
Perfect!
Anyway let's try to get along
as we are on the same floor
even though I don't like you.
Drink up and
give me back the empty glass.
Sharing a glass
is beautiful Korean tradition!
- Don't you think?
- Of course!
Damn dirty bastard.
Drink.
A female urologist...
it's nonsense.
How about a man checking boobs
and putting a hose
into the vagina?
There are tons of male obstetricians.
Then why can't women
be urologists?
If there is lack of female hormones,
there shows the atrophy
of reproductive organs.
I think you belong to that case.
I'll give you
the special hormone treatment
at a half price.
So variety shows give you a hard-on?
Then...
how about Pororo?
Pororo...Porno
sound similar.
That was!
What? I saw everything.
I guess you are not confident
with long-term relationship?
You can't get it up
in the morning?
Shall I prescribe Viagra for you?
Maybe you would watch variety show
all night after taking it.
- For one night and two days?
- No, it was!
Wait.
Kleenex.
Sorry for that.
It's nothing...
Just drink on the sweater.
Sorry.
You son of a bitch!
Wait for me!
Where are you going?
Is a dog barking somewhere?
What are you going to do
with my head?
You owe me an apology!
You forgot who started first?
You owe me an apology!
Watch your mouth!
Crazy pervert.
Stop right there!
Did any girls from our school
choose urology as major?
No.
She is the pervert.
I can see that.
It's hysteria. Spinster hysteria.
And her hip puff was
almost triple of her real size.
Here we go.
Go easy.
Don't make a fuss.
Thank her for not poking your eyes.
Don't say that.
I didn't intend to take off her clothes!
I just slipped...
Damn it.
He has no manners...
He forced me
red pepper powder floating soju
with his dirty hand.
You know what I mean?
Why are you laughing?
It's funny to see you
talking about a woman.
A woman?
No, she's not a woman.
- Do you think it's funny?
- Yes.
I almost sued him.
Should I sue her?
It's over 1 hour already.
What?
You've been talking about that
pervert guy over 1 hour, my friend!
I've been talking about girls...
No, you haven't.
For last seven years
since you became the specialist.
How was it with Young-chul?
Don't even mention it.
I reached multi-orgasm...
and experienced true paradise.
- Really?
- Yes.
What does it feel?
It's too difficult task for me
to explain the multi-orgasm
to the girl who never reached one.
I completely understand.
You have troubles with your erection
as you see too many female genitals.
Ain't I right?
That's just psychological.
You need to overcome.
Or...
You can find another identity
like I did.
Here he comes!
- Darling!
- Young-chul!
This is my bestie, Doctor Gil.
This is my fiance, Kim Young-chul
a son of Taesung Hospital's owner.
You should meet him.
He's a friend of Young-chul's.
As good as Young-chul,
even though a little bit less.
Thank you for your kindness.
But I have things to do
this weekend so maybe later...
- Look.
- Something on my lips?
You know what?
The guy upstairs.
His name is Wang Sung-gi.
What a name!
Took the top
when entered school.
And one of top three
for vagina contraction.
The amount of income tax returns
last year was more than 500 grand.
On top of it!
His hobby is to dump girls!
Beautiful, intelligent, glamorous...
he dumps all.
It's not fun if he's too easy.
You need to grab onions
and choose the sturdy one.
- You remember me?
- Yes...
Cucumbers should have
vivid color and juicy end.
This looks good, doesn't it?
- Are you interested in me?
- Pardon?
Gosh.
Maybe...
we can shop together?
It's too depressing to do it alone
on weekends.
- Is it good?
- Yes.
It's really good.
Wanna try?
Open your mouth.
Isn't it good?
The fun gets double
when you shop together.
I hate that son of a bitch.
It's me.
The blind date
you talked about...
Set as many as possible.
I can meet
at least 2 men a day.
And make sure
you don't set any doctor.
I hate doctor.
There are so many
perverts among them.
Especially no obstetricians.
I'd rather die.
Bye.
Sorry. It must be heavy.
Heavy thing is
the lady's worst enemy.
I want to treat you.
Please wait a bit.
It would be ready shortly.
It's really okay.
I would like to
show my gratitude.
Who was that woman?
You two know each other well?
She runs urology clinic
next to our clinic.
Are you a doctor?
Dentist or dermatologist?
Obstetrician.
I knew it.
You seemed very professional.
I should've done better
if I had a bit more time.
Bon appetit.
Can I just call you sweetie?
Help yourself, sweetie.
Then let's do double
- for the safety.
- No.
I want triple.
No.
I suggest double
as it looks better.
It's the thing I would wear
so make it triple!
This is already quite big!
If you insist that size
we need to think about
the side effects.
Enough.
It's going to be me
who has side effects if any.
Let's decide on this.
We cannot make it that tight.
It's the present for
our 20th anniversary.
When we were newly-weds,
he came to me tens of times a day.
But now he turns his back
even I spread my legs!
From doctor's point of view,
that's not possible.
I heard about you already.
Just make me like a virgin.
- Good-bye.
- Bye.
It's been a while
since we did a surgery!
Good job.
A clinic can't afford
to get behind the rent.
How come ob/gyn doesn't do
the maternity treatment?
I'm sorry but
it's our doctor's policy.
What kind of policy is it?
Is he really obstetrician?
My apology.
We don't have a delivery facility...
What kind of clinic is it?
It's done.
If your husband cheats on you
even after you do this...
- just cut his thing.
- Cut?
You're doing this
only to please his thing,
and if his thing doesn't fulfill
its duties, it shouldn't exist.
Let's schedule the surgery
two weeks from now.
And you should be careful
after the surgery.
Next patient.
Thanks for the hard work, everyone.
- Shall we go dancing tonight?
- Really?
Why don't you join, Gong-joo?
Yes, you should!
No wonder...
for the guy who only cares money
but not expecting mothers.
enjoys going to club,
drinking and hooking up the girls.
Doc. he can hear it!
Can he?
And she needs a blind-date as
she cannot find anyone on her own.
Maybe match making
is already too much for her...
Oh, can you hear it?
I talked to myself.
By the way,
I forgot that I had a date tonight.
Fuck the date.
Elevator is here. Let's go.
Good-bye.
Bye.
Hello, In-young.
I just called...
to keep our promise
to drink wine together.
Yes.
No, it's nothing.
By the way,
I guess you're running now?
Yes.
See you soon, sweetie.
Yes.
What was it?
You were too soft.
It's the guy who made me
want to break up with you.
You are killing me tonight.
Told you
this is good-bye sex.
I have some friends
from that school.
I've got some friends
from your school.
You are class of which year?
Class of 2002?
It means...
- Are you in 30s?
- 30s?
Yes.
Oh, you are.
Okay then...
you studied at medical school.
Yes.
What's your major...
Urology.
Urology?
What's wrong with
a female urologist?
Nothing.
Do you often see...
The thing?
The thing.
Yes, everyday.
Then do you like
thick ones or long ones?
What do women prefer?
I just don't know
what women like.
Please tell me.
- Look.
- Yes?
I can say the long and thick one
is better than
the short and thin one.
Long and thick one.
Long and thick...
Is it the question you can think of?
What a loser!
Shall I kill him?
Don't leave me!
Of course, the thick and long is better.
Don't you think so, ma'am?
Korean men have so small dicks.
I know it all.
Sex is...
not just about moving
forward and backward.
That's not it.
The bastards who know
nothing about women's minds
ask whether we like it or not
after the sex.
I've never liked it. Never.
I just pretended.
You have done that too, right?
Right?
Fucking morons
think I liked it a lot.
I guess I walked too much today.
My legs are swollen.
Let's toast.
By the way,
do you work-out?
Look, In-young...
I think we should drink
some other time.
Wait.
I must be crazy.
Men don't know their exact sizes.
You think your things are big?
But truth is all yours are tiny.
Just come to our clinic.
Koreans' dick size is small.
I know what's eating you.
I can turn them
into magic sticks!
I can make five times bigger
than your size now.
When it's erected!
Have you seen mine?
Why you talk that shit
even without seeing it?
I can tell just by looking at you.
I can enlarge them.
Satisfaction guaranteed!
Damn... is she nuts or what?
- Wait!
- Why am I nuts?
I apologize, it seems
my friend is already wasted.
Who the hell are you?
I'm her boyfriend.
I am sorry.
- Boyfriend?
- Let's go.
What are you doing here,
sweetie?
You'd better keep her
in good custody.
She has a slutty tongue.
You called me a slut?
You son of a bitch!
You called me that?
Your banana is thick but short.
And yours?
It's long but thin.
Ain't I right? Right?
'Cause I'm a damn smart urologist.
- She drives me crazy.
- I make your dick like this.
- What's that bitch, fuck.
- How about that?
I will kill that bitch!
You sons of bitches!
Be quiet!
When I am telling you that
I can make yours this big.
Why do you yell at me?
You goddamn bitch!
Please.
Would you just stop?
Quiet!
Shush!
You damn freak!
What did you do to me
last night?
- What?
- What did you do?
Tell me what you did to me!
Do you ask me that?
It's nonsense.
Shush!
I am sorry.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
Are you close to Sung-gi?
Who?
Dr. Wang on 7th floor.
Never in my life!
Great then!
What's great?
I'm quite into him.
So what?
- Could you help me, ma'am?
- Why should I?
And why do you call me ma'am?
I'm 28.
Are you younger than me?
I'm not finished...
That restless bitch...
She always makes my day, damn.
Here you go.
It's quite neat
for a bachelor's place.
- Here's the place!
- People say he's the best!
- The leaflet?
- Here it is.
Only this kind of promotion
WE EMPOWER YOUR MAN!
can get us
that kind of success.
Listen.
What does it mean
if nothing happens
when a man and a woman
spend the night together?
He must be a dickhead.
Or she's such a bummer.
Hello.
But why are you asking that?
Nothing.
Damn it.
What the heck.
You morons.
I'm a doctor, you hear me?
I am a fucking doctor!
You should listen to me!
Damn morons!
What a mess she is!
You can't even call her a woman.
Such an ominous thing.
- Doctor!
- What?
Why?
It's...
- The patients are...
- What about them?
Think you should come out and see
- unless you're busy.
- Of course not.
It's nothing.
What about the patients?
Is it women's fault
if it got loosened?
No!
You made kids
looking like your husbands.
And that's what made it
loosened like this.
That's right!
We women are not always
satisfied with their job, right?
Then why don't they get
the enlargement surgery?
Let them get it done!
- Not us?
- That's what I'm talking about!
It's medically explicable
where to suck it
to turn your woman on.
I can provide it, ma'am.
Do you all understand?
First book a session with me.
Confidentiality guaranteed.
Phone consulting is possible,
so call me anytime.
Anyone who doesn't have this?
Only hyenas steal
the meat others got.
So you call your patients 'meat'?
What do you know about them?
They feel guilty and victimized
when their husbands cheat on them.
Do you understand them?
Why do they should feel that?
They want to be young again
at all costs because of that,
and it requires a big courage
to finally come to me.
Do you understand any of this?
Well...
How can a spinster
understand their feeling?
What? Spin...
Say it to me again!
Hey!
You rude bastard.
I will have you pay for this.
Why do you come here?
What are you doing?
I can't stop thinking about you.
Don't.
You crazy?
The operation went well.
Nothing to worry about.
And don't forget abstinence
for 2 weeks no matter what.
Oh my, you're naughty.
Thank you, doctor.
- Take care.
- Good bye.
Please don't do it!
Let go of her!
- You're that bitch doctor!
- You might kill her!
Don't you have to help?
Why should I?
Doc!
Please let go!
Why did you make
my husband's dick so big?
He asked for it!
You deserve this, bitch!
Can you call yourself a doctor?
What are you doing?
He was already cheating on me,
now what should I do?
What are you doing at the clinic?
Who the fuck are you?
- Are you a doctor?
- My hair!
Don't pull it!
Hands off!
Don't be so depressed.
I've been through
several of this fuss.
Can you call yourself a man
beaten up by a woman like that?
My motto is to safeguard women.
So you saw me as a woman?
You're not?
Then why did you do that
the other night?
Why about then?
- I wanted to protect you.
- What?
It's not right thing to do.
To do a girl who's drunk
only because I'm turned on.
I am not that kind of man.
But does it mean...
you saw me that kind of man?
What did you take me for?
I'm not a beast!
She shouldn't misunderstand
about 'protect'.
Could you hold...
hold that, please?
Damn it.
I wanted to protect you.
Protect you.
What?
You just said 'damn it.'
Did I?
I did not!
Good morning.
What do women think
when they hear from a man,
'I want to protect you'?
What?
What does a girl think
when a man tells her
that he wants to protect her?
Well...she should think
he has feelings for her.
Why is that?
Listen to me.
I don't have feelings for her.
I think she's irritating.
And I don't want to protect her.
I don't need to.
It just came out of my lips.
Out of blue.
She won't misunderstand, will she?
I'm not sure.
CALLER ID: IN-YOUNG
You got to have a man at home.
Don't you think?
You have something to eat
for breakfast tomorrow?
I have some beef bone soup.
No, thank you.
I can prepare it quick.
Ouch!
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
Let me take a look.
Do you have a first-aid kit?
I just wanted to make sure
that you have breakfast.
You didn't have to.
Look, In-young.
Why don't we cut it here?
Don't take me as a slutty girl.
Wait!
You look like that!
I mean...
What I mean is that...
I want to protect you.
You don't have to.
Listen to me, In-young!
The truth is...
Impotence?
That's what he said.
Poor thing.
It must've been an agony
as his body didn't react
while his mind wanted me so badly.
Why do you laugh?
Don't you realize
that you're dumped?
He said he's impotent!
Fuck impotence.
Even these mushrooms
laugh at you, darling.
You are right.
There's no way that
he can't get it up at all.
CAN YOU TELL
ME ABOUT YOUR ACCIDENT, ROLY-POLY?
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR LONG.
ARE YOU CURED?
HELLO, DOCTOR
- ROLY-POLY
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
WAS WORRIED! ? GIL UROLOGISI GOT IT UP RECENTLY
FOR A GIRL.
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU BODY DOESN'T LIE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU MUST LIKE HER A LOT. LOL
Next patient is ready.
Let her in, please.
This way, please.
I think I felt the lump
in my boob recently.
- Where?
- Right here.
I see.
There's none.
None at all.
Wait, In-young!
What are you doing?
I am all set.
I don't need to see there.
Nurse Kim!
It was right after
I became a specialist.
so I was not really used to
that kind of emergency.
Since that medical malpractice...
Have the other girls bought
that kind of lie?
It's hot in here.
I think it's fine.
In-young, enough is enough!
You don't really get horny?
This doesn't turn you on?
At all?
Listen, In-young...
Shut your mouth,
you damn eunuch!
Son of a bitch.
Damn fucker!
Good, keep going!
It really turns me on!
I tried real hard!
I will make you pay for it!
Definitely!
Why don't you just
go out with him?
You never know if he's the one
that you've been looking for.
No way.
He can never be.
He really likes spicy food.
I don't like how he looks like.
Those cloying double eyelid...
Just hate that.
Zero respect for women.
But...
But what?
I can't get off
that one sentence from my mind.
What's that?
I wanted to protect you.
Protect you.
What is that one sentence?
I can guarantee,
he is the man...
For what?
For your orgasm.
No, thank you.
It's sooner or later,
believe me.
- Doctor Gil.
- Hello.
What brought you here?
It's the wedding of the son
of Taesung Hospital owner.
How about you?
The bride is a close friend.
Who's this?
Oh, I told you the other time.
The urologist from the clinic
next to my last clinic.
This is my fiancee.
- How do you do?
- Hello.
He bragged about a girl
who has the serious crush on him.
I shouldn't have bothered at all.
You didn't mention that
she's a withered woman.
Darling...
Doctor Gil,
don't get it wrong, please.
What are you doing here?
I've been looking for you, honey.
Hyun-min, it's a surprise to see you.
How's your clinic?
Going really well as I inherited
the place from you.
You surely can sense
where to find money.
I was never good at it.
Don't be so modest.
Don't you remember?
The daughter of our professor at faculty.
You went after her for her fortune.
You've been so good at
finding rich girls from back then,
- voila, you finally made it.
- Hey, watch your mouth!
It's alright.
You shouldn't be ashamed of
your ambition.
She would value that.
Don't you?
I see my darling got the bouquet.
Then... I will see you later.
Just keep walking as
they're still watching.
Don't look back.
Keep walking like this.
But what brought you here?
I went to the same school as groom.
By the way, you've got
quite a taste for man.
- What?
- Keep walking.
Gosh.
You shouldn't believe what he said!
I've been quite a jerk so far.
Things have not been smooth
between us from the beginning.
But you were pretty charming today.
What?
It's me.
I'm coming to Korea with your dad.
Meet us tomorrow.
Anyway, see you tomorrow at dinner.
Mom, wait!
What's wrong?
My dad is coming to Korea.
Have you dreamed of being a doctor
since you were little?
No.
I wanted to be a doctor
since as far as I remember.
Is it fun living as urologist?
Female urologist...
Doesn't it sound intense already?
All these prejudice and contempt...
But there's no one with no wound.
You mean like a trauma?
How is it going with
the girl at #602?
What?
Be nice to her.
You two make a good couple.
Fuck good couple.
It must be fireworks festival!
Indeed.
Excuse me, but
we have to close now.
Alright.
Shall we go?
Yes.
Your purse...
What's wrong?
Are you hurt?
Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Let me see.
See what?
I'm the urologist,
give me some credit!
I just need a moment.
Let me see...holy cow!
What shall I do?
Are you crazy? Don't!
I just need a minute!
What an embarrassment!
It does feel good.
Where's dad?
He really wanted to come
together this time,
but something important
came up in the States.
Aren't you fed up with all this?
He's all about working,
never caring about his family!
Or the money compensates all?
Can you forgive the husband
who has never cared about you?
Don't make a scene.
Are you crazy?
Crazy? Hell yes I am.
I'm crazy because of the way
people look at the female urologist,
and because my dad never loved me
since I was not born as boy.
Don't you know why I chose
the urology as my specialty?
You really don't know why
I worked my ass off to be urologist!
Just to be loved
by my almighty father!
Do you get it now?
CALLER ID: SUNG-GI
GIL SHIN-SEOL / UROLOGY
FAILED
What happened?
It's the professor's decision.
I was the best intern and
I passed all the tests.
Why did he fail me?
I heard you failed me
because I chose the urology.
Why did you do that?
Because I'm a girl?
I'm not a girl,
I am a doctor.
You'd better watch out, sir.
I will definitely make the urologist.
I will be a much better urologist
than you, father.
Keep your eyes wide open, understand?
Touche.
I chose ob/gyn to make money.
He didn't show up today either.
I almost forget how he looks like.
Listen, Dr. Gil.
Your father didn't get in your way.
He must have worried
about you a lot.
How could he have done that
if he was worried about me?
But eventually
he will give you credit
for who you are.
Shall we order another dish?
Something not spicy...
Don't you have any
traumatic experiences as a doctor?
Nothing special.
Don't be like that!
I told you everything!
Did you?
How about...
Cheers!
I heard a lot about you, Sung-gi.
It's finally good to meet you.
The sauce is made of Thai chilli.
- Try it, it's really good.
- It's alright.
Please.
You should try it, ma'am.
I'm allergic to the spicy food.
Made in heaven of two
not putting up with the spicy?
I have a question.
What do you think of
dating a doctor?
It won't do harm
as we have same profession.
- And what if he's a doctor with flaw?
- What kind of flaw?
Well...
- How about...
- Let's change the subject.
Either for marriage or
for just a relationship...
love is important but
sex is equally is important, isn't it?
Sure, it is.
That's right.
But what if the man is impotent?
Can you go out with him?
Well...I'll have to think about that.
You're not dating a guy
only in a platonic way.
And impotence is curable
if the cause is renovascular.
But most of cases,
it is psychological.
And it makes it very difficult
to be cured.
I will have to pray desperately
if he were not mine.
And concealing impotence
between a couple is wrong, right?
Sure, it can be a ground for divorce.
Did you know it then?
That he's impotent.
Sung-gi! Wait!
Sung-gi!
I am sorry.
I truly am. I didn't know.
Are you telling the same shit
to your own patients?
I didn't mean any harm saying that.
I know you're a real catch.
And I do have feelings for you.
So please don't be so mad.
Please?
The night when you were drunk
and spent together.
I didn't do you simply because
I couldn't get it up, you see?
There's no reason for you
to have feelings for me now.
What did you say?
I didn't want to protect you,
I just couldn't get it up!
What's wrong with you, Doctor Gil!
Please wake up!
Are you okay?
Didn't you know
she's allergic to capsaicin?
And you did CPR to her?
Are you insane?
How the hell could I know?
What are you doing?
I am fine now.
Stay in bed a bit longer.
I am a doctor.
I know about my conditions.
I didn't say you wouldn't know.
I just said to take rest.
Why are you doing this to me?
I didn't do you because
I couldn't get it up!
I didn't protect you.
TEMPORARILY CLOSED
FOR PERSONAL REASONS
I thought you were in
a deadly condition
to close the clinic.
What brought you here?
You heartless thing.
Does a mom need a reason
to come to her daughter's?
Turn the TV on.
Today we have Doctor
Gil Joon-won
who won the best scholarship award
at the World Urology Academy.
He became the winner
for his achievement
in innovating the laparoscope operation.
Congratulations again, doctor.
You're the first Korean
to receive this award.
Yes, thank you.
I am most pleased that
I could complete the research
that my late father had begun.
I heard that
it took 15 long years
to complete this study.
But you won't stop here.
What's your next project?
I will get my new research begun.
If I got too old
before I could finish this study,
my daughter might inherit it
and would finish it.
That is what I sincerely wish.
If your daughter is the urologist,
you're a urologist family
for three generations.
That is right.
When she first told me
to become the urologist,
I was worried if she gets hurt
by the prejudices of others.
But it now seems that
she has made an excellent doctor.
Congratulations again for winning.
And thank you for your time today.
Next news...
The world ratings agency,
Moody's announced today...
You came to show me this?
I hope you will have a daughter
exactly like you.
Then you'll understand
what is to be parents.
I'd get going.
Stay. I will make you dinner.
91 1? There's a car accident
and the driver is expecting mother.
It's emergency.
Please hurry.
Are you okay?
Hello, open your eyes!
Can you hear me?
Wake up!
Damn...
The waters already broke!
The baby is soon coming.
Anyone...
Please help her, doctor.
You will be alright,
the doctor's here.
Please hold.
What are you doing?
I said to help us!
- Please hold a bit!
- Looks like it's coming out!
Is it?
What are you doing?
- You're an obstetrician!
- I can't deliver!
I already see the head!
I will do that.
- Check on the mother, please.
- Yes.
Come here and help, please!
The pulse is falling.
We will have to do
the cesarean operation.
It's too risky.
She can go into shock.
We could lose both
if we don't get the timing right.
Give her the injection
for induced labor.
Doctor!
Check out the contractions.
It stopped now.
Ma'am, please don't lose it.
You should wake up!
Stay with me!
Please take two deep breaths.
Exhale deeply and slowly...
Then push!
FETAL DEATH AT 23:26
How did it go?
Are they both okay?
Yes.
- It is a boy.
- What?
Why don't you see him yourself?
Thank you so much for help.
Don't mention it.
The baby we had together
is a healthy boy.
What have you lost?
- You really have to go now?
- I am a busy person, too.
Shin-seol!
Open the door.
I know you're in there.
Shin-seol!
Shin-seol!
- You think I left in your house?
- It must be there.
Found it!
I forget things too much lately.
Look, Shin-seol,
I know you're in there!
Listen...
I have thought about it a lot.
And it seems like I love you.
Me, Wang Sung-gi
loves you, Gil Sin-seol.
But you know what?
There's another thing
I couldn't tell you
as I felt a bit ashamed.
- I am the Roly Poly, in fact.
- Roly Poly?
You know what I mean.
I am that Roly Poly.
You do listen to me, right?
You see...
My heart here is beating, Sin-seol.
You make my heart beat so bad.
And I couldn't get it up,
not once for 7 years.
But the night
we spent together,
it got up real hard.
I'm telling the truth!
You got mine up!
To get him the first erection
in 7 years? Impressive!
It's not like that.
He must be crazy.
I will wrap up
real soon, please.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it.
Give me that.
And go back inside!
You know what?
The chilli power was not
originally from Korea.
So there's nothing wrong
about a Korean
who cannot eat spicy food.
In fact, I don't like it either.
I hate spicy food.
I will never eat it.
What are you doing?
So embarrassing.
What's so proud about
not being able to get it up!
I got it up, I told you!
At the night we spent together.
Ease your temper a bit.
Hold on.
How do you like me?
If you don't dislike me too much,
how about going out with me?
No, you should go out with me.
Answer me!
- Hold on, wait.
- Now what?
Wait...
It's alright.
I haven't eaten it since.
I haven't eaten that
quite a while!
So please...
I don't want to go to hospital!
It's all clear, I said.
So please open your mouth!
Wait, there are eyes watching.
How about going inside?
- Are you ready?
- Yes.
I'm late, let's go.
Let me help you with the tie.
- Good.
- Let's go! We're already late.
What?
I am really late!
Didn't you lie about impotence?
I don't envy the princess
who met her prince charming anymore.
I've met my own prince charming.
Our love is sweeter than ever.
And on top of that...
this fabulous man
gets it up only for me!
Damn.
Oh my god!
I am so sorry.
Are you okay?
It doesn't look so bad.
- It hurts like hell, you bastard!
- Why are you cursing at me?
- Three, two, one!
- One more time!
I thought you'd miss this, too.
Father!
- I see the head, doctor!
- Head, right, head!
It's coming out!
Push one more time.
Three
Two... One!
One last time!
Three, Two... One!
Honey, there she is.
It's princess!
Honey, I made it!