Love Is the Monster (2025) Movie Script
1
[raven croaks]
[owl hoots]
[owl hoots]
In a troubled relationship,
we feel drained
because love is energy,
and it needs to flow in us.
Whether your issues
are about connection,
communication,
your sex life,
or you just crave a fresh start,
I have the most exciting news
to tell you.
I created Lempo's
Midsummer Retreat
to help you reclaim that energy.
Lempo is Finland's ancient
goddess of love,
and the summer solstice
amplifies
her transformative influence.
So through old shamanic rituals
and holistic techniques,
I will help you address
your deepest insecurities.
I will restore your
relationship's
earthly and spiritual flow.
So under the warm rays
of the midnight sun,
come surrender to Lempo,
and let her heal your love.
[Tiina] Do I want
to live in fear?
Do I want to live in darkness,
or do I want to choose love?
[Tiina] Free your hearts
in the name of love.
[humming]
[heart beating]
[speaking Finnish]
[waves lapping]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[wings flapping]
[faint bang]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps louder]
[bird chirps faintly]
[bird chirps]
Come on, where are you?
[bird chirping]
[bird chirping]
Come on, birdie.
Go, be free.
Marko?
[Ana] I'm sorry.
Hey. Hey, are you okay?
I love you.
I love you, too.
Not you!
I'll never fucking love you!
Ah!
[gasping]
[Ana whimpering]
[exhales]
Hey.
[gasps]
It's okay.
I guess I'm not the only one
having weird dreams.
[Ana sniffles]
[Justin] Oh, I got a good
feeling about this place.
It's going to be good for us.
Only thing I don't love is that
they took our phones.
So weird, right?
So weird.
Hey, brother, about the phones.
There's a landline in the lobby,
free to use for our guests.
Okay.
[Petri] A key part of Lempo's
Retreat is that we believe
connection starts
from disconnection.
Fair enough.
[birds cawing]
Weird, right?
It's only three days.
[sighs]
[birds cawing]
Everyone!
Please welcome Justin and Ana.
As we wait for Tiina to join us,
I will fetch some
welcoming drinks.
And then there was one.
Oh, excuse me?
[chuckles] Hi, I'm Harper.
Oh hi, I'm Ana.
Where are you from?
L.A. You?
From Texas. But without
the red hats.
[laughing]
So what brings
the two of you here?
Oh, you know, the normal
couple stuff.
Hmm.
I guess. [clears throat]
Like everyone else, right?
Oh, tell me about it.
Come, let's join the others.
[laughing]
Right, right, right?
It was good, good food.
Yeah, for real.
[laughing]
Oh, and this is my wife, Ana.
Ana, everyone.
-[All] Hey.
-Hi, Ana.
Hi.
So you were telling us
about the retreat?
Yeah, well, it's our
second time.
And this retreat is more
than therapy.
But it's definitely
not for everyone.
Hmm, how so?
[Delphine] Well...
Ooh.
[Petri] Made from local berries.
One for you.
Oh, thank you.
Ah, thank you.
Well, you two seem
to really like it here.
Yeah, Tiina's methods
are wonderful.
Yeah, she's a healer.
Max gained so much...
vigor the last time.
[Lance] Baby, you alright?
[Harper] What?
Thought you were
going to jump in.
[crows cawing]
[crows cawing]
[whispering] Welcome back.
Feels so good to be back.
Tiina, hi.
Hi, Justin. And...
Ana.
Yeah.
We wanted to thank you
personally
for inviting us here.
Thank you.
You've come a long way, Ana.
L.A., actually.
Your journey started long before
your flight here.
Oh, right. Right.
Well, you arrived.
Ah, welcome.
Lance.
[Tiina] Welcome.
-[mouthing] What was that?
-[whispers] Wow.
Please, everyone, join me.
[Petri] Please don't
touch Lempo.
Oh, yeah, right. I'm sorry.
I, I'm a sculptor. I was just
admiring the craft.
Hmm.
[chuckles]
[Tiina humming]
[all humming]
[all singing]
[all singing loudly]
[all singing loudly]
[drum beat]
[groans]
[gasping]
[chuckles]
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[Tiina] Everyone!
You are now in Lempo's care.
-Mm-hmm. [giggles]
-Wow.
Your lives are about to change.
A new age of Lempo is upon us,
and by this lake
where she rests,
you will be at the core of it.
[applause and cheering]
Excellent! Now, let's cleanse
our bodies in the sauna.
[giggles]
The steam of our sauna,
the lyly, is very special.
You'll love it.
Okay.
[group murmuring]
[giggling]
Go ahead, I'll,
I'll see you there.
Excuse me, Tiina.
Yes, Justin.
I just wanted to say I'm...
I'm really hopeful
that this will allow me
to reconnect with Ana.
You're being very honest with me
with your intentions.
Are you being honest with her?
She doesn't let me in.
I hope you can help.
[birds cawing]
Looks beautiful.
[gasps]
Hi! Sorry.
You're Ana Swaithe, right?
Oh, yeah.
I'm Blake.
I'm the one that sent you
the invitation.
Oh, thank you.
I go by Chow now, though.
Hi, Justin.
I'm the one who convinced her
we should try this place.
It's so good to have you here.
Tiina said that you're
from Minnesota, right?
I lived there
for a little while,
had a... friend there.
He was also part Finnish.
[chuckles] You lived
in Minnesota?
Are you Finnish too?
Because the name
of your shops, Lintu,
is Finnish for bird, so I
figured maybe...
It's just a word that he taught
me and I liked it.
Speaking of birds, there's
a lot of them here.
[Blake] Makes sense.
Lempo is actually also
goddess of the birds.
It's said that thanks to her,
souls can live on as birds
before they move on.
That's fascinating.
Even learning new things
about you.
Lance?
[annoyed sigh]
Thanks for waiting, asshole!
[breathing heavily]
[moaning]
For Finns, the sauna
is a sacred place.
We wash ourselves in them,
but above all we gather,
we connect.
Sometimes we even
make love in them,
and some even give birth
in them.
[Tiina laughs]
Please enjoy, and I will
see you later.
It's going to be fun.
[chatter]
[Petri] Come in.
[murmuring]
I'll get the towels.
Thank you.
Ooh!
Hmm.
Ooh.
[steam hissing]
[Lance groans]
[Petri] If it's too hot, you can
sit on a lower bench.
Nah, challenge accepted.
[laughs]
Wow.
Those branches you have
are called a vihta.
I want you to whip each other's
backs with it.
[nervous chuckling]
Gently, of course.
It's good for the skin.
[chuckling]
Oh.
[steam hissing]
Easy there, buddy.
Ow!
[steam hissing]
[chatter]
[heavy breathing]
[steam hissing]
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.
Oh.
Are you good, darling?
One more run.
[steam hissing]
[group moaning]
Oh my god! Whoo!
Yeah!
[cheering and laughing]
[cheering and laughing]
[gasps]
[gasping]
You're okay, you're okay.
I got you.
I don't know what happened.
It's alright, you're okay now.
I swear I thought
I was drowning.
Thank you.
Of course. Come on.
[sighs]
[Justin] Oh hey, there you are.
Enjoyed the lake, huh?
Yeah.
[Justin] Oh, it's so hot.
It's so hot.
[sighs]
[weeping]
[screams]
Fuck this place!
Oh, I'm sorry, Petri?
There's a dead bird in our room.
Oh, did it break
the mosquito net?
I don't think so.
Our window is stuck actually.
Hey, man, doesn't matter
how it got there.
Please, just take care of it.
I'll take care of it. Don't
worry about it one more second.
Tiina is waiting for you
on the deck.
So in ancient times,
Finns understood love
differently than most.
They saw it as a visceral
force of nature,
beyond good and evil.
An energy that flows
through each of us in...
companionship, passion,
and in conflict and feelings
like jealousy.
It can create life, but also
drive us to destruction.
[Tiina] Exactly.
And we're here to understand
how lempi manifests itself in us
in all the different aspects
of love.
[glass shatters]
Come, pick your piece.
Careful not to cut yourself.
It is believed that when one
looks through the mirror
during Midsummer,
their true love is revealed.
With the piece of mirror
you have,
find each other.
What do you see?
What do you feel?
Trust your lempi.
[giggling]
[Delphine speaks French]
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
[all laughing]
Well done.
I see your alignment.
You have passion, sexual energy.
But beware, passion
is a powerful force
if not kept in check.
Thank you, Tiina.
I'm grateful for
Lempo's guidance.
[Lance] Don't you go seek out
one of the other hubbies.
I see you.
Focus, Lance.
[Justin] Here, like this.
No...
We're just not
very good at this.
No.
Hey! Gotcha!
Marko.
Ah!
Babe!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just clumsy.
[Justin sighs]
Hey, focus, huh?
Does anyone have
a first aid kit?
I'm fine, it's nothing.
This leaf heals wounds
really well.
Thank you.
Who's Marko?
Justin.
You've been unfaithful.
[Ana] That's...
That's not appropriate.
You blame yourself
for his death.
Maybe you believe you could've
done something more.
You didn't see the signs.
Hey, Ana, what's she
talking about?
[whimpers]
No.
[gasping]
[Blake] Ana, wait up.
Blake, I'm fine, I just...
What happened? Who did you see?
What? What did you say?
[Harper] Ana!
Look, I just, I need
some time alone.
Please don't leave.
Stay, for me, please.
I really need this,
and if you leave
then Lance will use it
as an excuse to bail.
You know, who here
hasn't been cheated on?
We're all in this together.
No, but...
[Harper] You'll be okay.
Just stay the night, okay?
Oh, please, I beg you.
You won't regret it.
Oh, god.
I guess it's too late
to leave now, right?
[Ana] Thank you.
[gasps]
Yes.
Yes.
[whispering] Thank you.
Yes.
I think that with what
we just experienced...
We?
Shh.
And the power of the
solstice upon us,
we should take it up a notch.
Oh!
Starting tonight.
Yes!
Don't you just feel it?
Wow.
That's not blood, is it?
[whispering] I hope not.
Let go of it all.
Head into the weightlessness
of lake's waters.
Let Lempo envelope you in her,
in her embrace.
Well, I'm following
the Frenchies.
Ah, fuck it.
[chuckling]
Fuck it.
Okay.
Here we go.
[drum beating] [Petri chanting]
[cheering]
[Harper] It tingles.
[cheering and laughter]
I wish this lasted forever.
You know I'm here because
I really love you, right?
[giggling]
[speaking French]
Take me upstairs.
[laughing]
[speaking French]
[groans]
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
[laughs]
[speaking French]
[Delphine speaking French]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[speaking French]
[Maxime and Delphine moaning
in the distance]
[laughs]
I wish I could join them.
I wouldn't share you
with anyone.
[moaning]
[grunt]
[speaking French]
[grunt]
[gasping]
[grunting and moaning]
[laughing maniacally]
[breathing heavily]
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[choking]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[choking]
[breathing heavily]
[choking]
[breathing heavily]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
Hmm.
[chuckles]
Hi.
[chuckles]
Morning, beautiful.
[sighs]
Want to talk about yesterday?
No, I'm good.
Hmm.
[sighs]
Well, I want you to know
that I forgive you.
Forgive me?
Yes.
Whoever Marko is, or was.
I forgive you.
Justin, you cheated on me.
You have nothing
to forgive me for.
I didn't...
[door slams]
I thought honesty
and understanding
was how we're going to fix this!
Ana!
Talk to me.
Please.
[gasping]
[gasping]
[faint moaning]
[Petri talking faintly]
[laughs]
[Lance] And I hoped for bacon.
Don't start. It's too early.
Where are Maxime and Delphine?
Oh, already, huh?
They're probably still sleeping
after all that action.
[Margaret laughs]
You're so funny. I love you.
Are you okay, dear?
Maybe you need more coffee.
[Justin] Morning!
[Caroline] Morning.
Good morning.
Well, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Ana still recovering?
Ana went for a run.
Honeymoon's over, I guess.
Isn't it weird for you
to be here?
No.
It's cool. I'm learning a lot.
[Lance] Cool?
I mean, you chose to hang out
with troubled couples.
I mean, what's wrong with you?
Don't talk to her that way,
you cunt!
Margaret!
Whoa! Okay!
[Caroline] What is wrong
with you?
Let's all calm down, yeah?
Are we good?
Lance, are we good?
I've never felt calmer
in my life. [chuckles]
[gasping]
Oh!
[chuckles] Okay.
[bird chirps]
[gasps]
[bird chirps]
Shoo! Shoo!
[bird chirps]
Ah!
Fuck you!
The fuck do you want from me?
Leave me alone!
[bird squawks]
[bird chirping]
I'm talking to a bird now.
[bird squawks]
[screams]
[screams]
[gasping]
What the fuck?
Morning.
-[Lance] Hey, what's up?
-Morning.
Hey, babe.
What's up?
Oh, nothing.
The Frenchies are sleeping.
The rest of us are on edge.
[Caroline] Enough!
Did you find some sherry
and get pissed this morning?
Sit down!
I'm going to go shower.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Justin.
Babe?
I'm sorry.
I was an asshole.
I don't know how to help you.
Who said that I need help?
Clearly, you're the one
who needs help.
That's why we're here!
It's part of the process.
I'm done.
I'm leaving.
So you're just giving up?
Listen, Justin. I fucking
almost drowned,
I'm being attacked by birds,
I'm being haunted by my dead ex
who killed himself
because of me.
And I just saw Tiina jerking off
Petri in the woods.
I want to go home.
[laughing]
Are you actually listening
to yourself?
[snickers]
I mean, maybe this is
all just in your head.
Listen, I'm sorry.
Will you ever let me in?
All you do is push me away.
And now, now you hit me with
the small fucking detail
of your dead ex?
I mean, come on.
You're right, Justin.
I guess we're even now.
Ana, I'm telling you that this
is working for me!
And I need you to
at least respect that!
And to respect me!
[telephone ringing]
[Man speaking Finnish]
Hi! Do you speak English? I need
a taxi to go to Helsinki...
[Man speaking Finnish]
Can I help you?
Yes, I need a taxi.
You can't leave.
[scoffs]
I have to. I'm sorry, but this
isn't working for me, so...
It's Midsummer,
there are no cars.
You can't leave.
Why don't we join the rest and
discuss the day ahead?
Shall we?
[sighs]
Everyone.
While we prepare the ceremony
tonight,
I need you each
to fetch something
that represents your
relationship, your bond.
This clarity will have you
prepared
to receive Lempo's
gifts tonight.
Where's Max and Delphine?
Oh, their journey
culminated last night.
They are no longer with us.
I thought you said there
was no way to leave.
No cars, right?
We had a delivery
of supplies this morning
and they headed out
with the truck.
Jeez, five star all the way.
[bird cawing outside]
This doesn't make any sense.
Well, I'm going for a walk
to collect my thoughts.
Great! Let's go.
No, Mar.
The whole point is we need time
to do this on our own.
I am not going alone.
Ana, care to join me?
[Ana] Okay, fine.
[Lance] I think I'll hang back.
Fine, hang with her.
[Lance] Oh, wait, wait! Wait up!
[whispering] Cunt.
I got it, I got it!
Rock.
Right, 'cause I'm like a rock?
Bro, put this back, man.
This is...
Fucking dumb.
How are you feeling?
I thought last night went well.
Hmm? [giggles]
No, I don't vibe
with this place,
and I don't trust Tiina.
Fern!
Fern, did you know that ferns
are actually the oldest
plants on Earth?
Listen to me.
Yeah.
I'm going to head back.
So you do you, alright?
Hey, hey, not my place
to say anything,
so you know, I won't.
But you probably want
to do something,
you probably want to put
a little effort into this.
Just saying, you know.
No, you're right, right.
It's not your place.
Have fun, man.
Yeah, cool, cool.
[squeals]
[Harper screams]
Yes!
This is exactly how
he makes me feel.
You like?
[Ana] Uh-huh.
Maybe there's something
in here for you.
I think it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Ana! Wait, wait, wait!
[Harper] Where's Justin?
He's out there, still.
At least he's trying.
Did you go out there?
What did you get?
The fuck?
Fuck you!
-Valuable.
-Fucking asshole.
Valuable.
I thought it symbolized how
valuable you are to me.
Okay, you guys, I'm done
with this shit.
I need alcohol like right now.
[sighs] Yeah.
Yeah, girl!
I mean, this is Finland.
There's got to be booze
somewhere, right?
True.
[footstep behind]
Oh! Oh my god, you scared me.
I was longing for you.
[Lance] Oh, there you go.
Whoo!
-Oh, jackpot.
-Perfect.
[Harper cheers]
Ah!
You found the fun!
Pour me a drink, good lady.
Okay.
Cheers.
Cheers. [giggles]
Ooh!
Wow-wow!
[grunts]
[sighs]
I miss the Frenchies.
You're obsessed.
[groaning]
[crows cawing]
Oh!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Man, fuck this shit.
These are fucking dead.
[stereo playing]
Hey, Blake, join us.
[stereo playing]
Sorry I was a dick earlier.
Oh, it's alright.
We're all going through
a hard time.
-Cheers.
-Bottom's up.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
[stereo playing]
Hmm! Whoo!
[Harper sighing loudly]
[Harper] I feel alive!
[laughing]
Whoo! I feel good!
Okay, baby.
You wanna dance?
I'm good. I'm alright.
-[laughs] Okay.
-I'm chilling.
[Lance] Okay!
[Harper] Ooh! Ow!
[laughing]
I think that there should be
term limits on marriage, right,
with reelections
every four years.
And no kids! [laughing]
[door opens]
Hey!
[stereo playing faintly]
Is that poisonous?
No.
Mushrooms show the grounds
are healthy.
[laughing]
That sounds wonderfully made up.
[laughing]
Oh, it does sound so sweet.
Look what we found!
[Harper] Ana, where are you
going, girl?
Babe?
Well, when you gotta go...
You gotta go.
Give her space, brother.
I mean, I don't know
what else to do.
I mean...
I know.
Do you, though?
No.
Do you guys like fight
all the time?
Yeah, but it's...
[thud]
[thudding]
[crows cawing] [thudding]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
I'm so sorry, Marko.
I didn't know you were
in so much pain.
You're where I wanted you to be.
What?
[gasps]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[screams]
[bird cawing]
[Ana] Let go of me!
Ow!
Justin? What the fuck
is wrong with you?
Help me!
Lempo!
[speaking Finnish]
I called for help.
They're coming.
No one is coming.
[Tiina speaks Finnish]
[speaking Finish]
[gasps] Yes.
[speaking Finnish]
[whimpers]
This blood...
is filled with Lempo's benefits.
We are so lucky
to have you here.
Your presence...
changes everything.
You're fucking crazy!
Justin! Help me!
Why are you doing this?
Justin? Why not Marko?
After all, you're here
because of his sacrifice.
It is said that Lempo
lost her lover,
just like you lost Marko.
Doused in his blood,
she grew more powerful, stronger.
Just like you.
And now your heart
is strong enough
to hold her full power,
to be a true vessel for her.
Fuck you!
[Tiina laughs]
[spitting]
[groaning]
[gagging]
You will believe!
[gagging]
You will believe.
[retching]
[groans]
Let's begin our celebration
of lempi!
[laughing]
I won't help you.
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
I love you.
[sobbing]
Stop it.
I love you.
[sobbing]
I'm so glad to have found you.
[Tiina cackles]
[groans]
Stop!
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
[speaking Finnish]
[sobs]
You see, Ana.
[sobbing]
Marko wasn't in control.
You're not in control.
No one is. [laughing]
[laughing]
[struggling]
Bring them back to me.
[growling]
[crows cawing]
Ana, come here.
[groaning]
[vomits]
Get the fuck away from me!
You're part of this!
No, wait, listen.
I'm Marko's half sister.
What the fuck?
They lied to me.
They told me you drove him
to kill himself,
and I thought you
deserved to pay.
But it wasn't my fault.
We got in a fight
that night and...
I woke up covered in his blood.
They cursed you.
Who's they?
Lempo's followers.
The cult my family is a part of.
[vomits]
Ana, stay with me.
Please, we have to go.
Hey, I'll try to get you out.
I can't leave Justin.
Justin is under Tiina's
influence.
She's going to use him
against you.
He's too far gone.
I can't live with another
person...
[weeps] Please?
[gasping]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[grunts]
[birds cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
The keys. Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, Ana!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Come on, hurry.
We need to find her.
Oh, Ana!
Okay, keys, keys, keys, keys.
Okay. Where are the keys?
Fucking birds.
Inside.
Ooh, this is going to
be so much fun.
Ana!
What the fuck, Lance?
-What... Ow!
-Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Oh, you okay, baby?
What happened?
The fucking stove.
Oh, that must hurt.
They keep it burning.
No, I'm fine! I'm fine.
[laughs] Frankly, I can't
feel a thing.
[laughing]
Remember what, what Tiina said
that couples do in here?
Yeah, no.
We must uphold the customs.
Lance, we have a job to do, okay?
Our goddess needs us.
No, no. We are what matters.
I'm your only priority.
Lance!
I promise, if you
find Ana for me...
Yes.
And I will fuck your brains out.
[faint talking]
[Margaret] We are almost done.
[humming from above]
[laughter]
[Margaret] You dramatize
everything.
You're so funny!
[Margaret laughs]
Margaret?
Ooh! Hello, dear.
Look who's here, darling.
Oh, do you think Ana
would like it?
Who?
[Margaret laughs]
You've come to see my new work?
Caroline couldn't wait either.
Nosey cow!
[Ana screams]
No, no, it's not ready yet.
Caroline loves it, though,
don't you, dear?
Margaret, what did you do?
I made it for Lempo.
I need to hurry, she's
going to be here soon.
-[laughs]
-Move! She's dying!
What are, what are you doing?
You're ruining it!
Listen to me, you're
killing her, okay?
You're killing her!
Killing who? What is
she talking about?
Get out of the way!
Go on, go on!
[groans weakly]
[gasps]
What did you do, you witch?!
You witch!
You put her here, you witch!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
[grunt]
What is wrong with you?
[angry grunt]
Ah!
Get off me! Get off of me!
I want you to see me!
I want you to see me.
I want you to be there for me.
I want you to be mine!
Get your fucking hands
off of me!
Let go of me!
[screams]
[Lance screaming]
[screaming]
Fuck you, you possessive fuck!
[Lance screaming]
Oh, my love, wake up.
Oh.
[grunt]
You did this, you witch!
[screams]
Ah!
[screams]
[screams]
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh god! Oh god!
Oh no, Margaret!
Oh, Margaret, I'm sorry.
Margaret, please!
Oh!
Stay with me, stay with me,
Margaret, please.
Oh, Margaret. Oh no, I'm sorry.
Oh!
[gasping]
Stay with me.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Please, stay with me!
Stay with me, Margaret.
Oh, please.
Oh, no!
[weeping]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
[screams]
[whimpers]
[Harper] Ana!
Fuck.
[Harper] Ana!
Ana!
Are you in here?
Ana!
There you are.
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
You should leave.
Ana, what are you doing?
Please, I'm so sorry.
I was not in control.
I didn't mean anything I did.
Harper, get out of here.
I don't want to hurt you.
Shh.
It's for you.
It's the life you so fucking
desperately need to get.
[laughs]
[telephone jingles]
What are you gonna do, huh?
You wouldn't make my
daughter an orphan,
now would you?
No, no, you're not like that.
She already, she already
lost her daddy.
It's just, it's just too much.
Where's Lance?
Lance stayed a little
too long in the sauna.
A bit overcooked.
You know this is all
your fault, right?
Stay back!
[grunt]
Ah!
[choking]
I really didn't like you
when I first met you
and I still don't
fucking like you.
No wonder Justin made
such sweet love to me.
The faces you and Lance
did was all worth it.
[grunts]
Oh!
You're still a weak
fucking bitch.
Fuck you!
[telephone jingles]
[telephone clatters]
Fuck! Fuck!
[crows cawing]
[crows cawing]
[groans]
Ana! Ana!
Ana, don't leave me!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry! I promise
I will be faithful!
Can't trust you.
You're all fucked up!
Ana, please!
Please, I will change!
Ana, you can trust me.
Ana! Ana, don't leave me!
Please!
I love you! Please!
Oh, baby!
I'll be back with help!
Ana! Ana! No! No!
Ana, please! They're
going to kill me!
They're going to
fucking kill me!
Fuck!
Oh, my god, baby, please!
[Justin] God, I love you.
Oh god, please!
Oh my god!
[laughing]
-[roaring]
-Ah!
[struggling]
That was too fucking easy.
[Tiina speaking Finnish]
[Tiina speaking Finnish]
It's time.
[laughs]
[Tiina laughs]
Thank you.
[whimpers]
Now offer her to Lempo!
Justin?
Yes! It's time!
It's time!
Snap out of it, Justin.
[Ana] Justin!
She will be a worthy vessel.
Now, do it!
I know you'e still in there
somewhere, Justin.
I know you are.
-[whimpers]
-[Tiina laughs]
I love you.
I love you.
She doesn't love you,
and she weakens you.
It's okay. I know this
is not your fault.
[whimpering]
It's okay.
[sobs]
Okay, that's enough.
[whimpering]
You are fucking pathetic.
[grunt]
[struggling]
Stop it!
Do it!
[screaming]
[gasps]
[screaming]
[speaking Finnish]
[grunt]
Justin!
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[roars]
[Petri speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[groans]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[screaming]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
[heart beating]
[crows cawing]
Babe?
Please, babe.
Justin, wake up.
Stay back, Tiina!
That's it, Justin. No!
[screams]
This heart is ready.
No!
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[choking]
Justin!
[exhales]
[growls]
Blake!
Blake! I need you!
Please.
[crows cawing]
You cannot win.
Fuck you.
[grunt]
[screaming]
Your heart is strong.
I look forward to claim it.
And then I will feed you
as a pittance to my pirut.
[screams]
[crow squawks]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[speaking Finnish]
[screaming]
[groans]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[speaking Finnish]
[screams]
[gasping]
Help.
[speaking Finnish]
Lempo?
Lempo!
Lempo. Lem -
[gasps]
-Oh, baby.
-Oh.
Come on.
I got you.
What happened?
[Justin mumbling]
Where is Lance?
[sobbing]
Wait! Wait for me!
[crows cawing]
[raven croaks]
[owl hoots]
[owl hoots]
In a troubled relationship,
we feel drained
because love is energy,
and it needs to flow in us.
Whether your issues
are about connection,
communication,
your sex life,
or you just crave a fresh start,
I have the most exciting news
to tell you.
I created Lempo's
Midsummer Retreat
to help you reclaim that energy.
Lempo is Finland's ancient
goddess of love,
and the summer solstice
amplifies
her transformative influence.
So through old shamanic rituals
and holistic techniques,
I will help you address
your deepest insecurities.
I will restore your
relationship's
earthly and spiritual flow.
So under the warm rays
of the midnight sun,
come surrender to Lempo,
and let her heal your love.
[Tiina] Do I want
to live in fear?
Do I want to live in darkness,
or do I want to choose love?
[Tiina] Free your hearts
in the name of love.
[humming]
[heart beating]
[speaking Finnish]
[waves lapping]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[wings flapping]
[faint bang]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps]
[bird chirps louder]
[bird chirps faintly]
[bird chirps]
Come on, where are you?
[bird chirping]
[bird chirping]
Come on, birdie.
Go, be free.
Marko?
[Ana] I'm sorry.
Hey. Hey, are you okay?
I love you.
I love you, too.
Not you!
I'll never fucking love you!
Ah!
[gasping]
[Ana whimpering]
[exhales]
Hey.
[gasps]
It's okay.
I guess I'm not the only one
having weird dreams.
[Ana sniffles]
[Justin] Oh, I got a good
feeling about this place.
It's going to be good for us.
Only thing I don't love is that
they took our phones.
So weird, right?
So weird.
Hey, brother, about the phones.
There's a landline in the lobby,
free to use for our guests.
Okay.
[Petri] A key part of Lempo's
Retreat is that we believe
connection starts
from disconnection.
Fair enough.
[birds cawing]
Weird, right?
It's only three days.
[sighs]
[birds cawing]
Everyone!
Please welcome Justin and Ana.
As we wait for Tiina to join us,
I will fetch some
welcoming drinks.
And then there was one.
Oh, excuse me?
[chuckles] Hi, I'm Harper.
Oh hi, I'm Ana.
Where are you from?
L.A. You?
From Texas. But without
the red hats.
[laughing]
So what brings
the two of you here?
Oh, you know, the normal
couple stuff.
Hmm.
I guess. [clears throat]
Like everyone else, right?
Oh, tell me about it.
Come, let's join the others.
[laughing]
Right, right, right?
It was good, good food.
Yeah, for real.
[laughing]
Oh, and this is my wife, Ana.
Ana, everyone.
-[All] Hey.
-Hi, Ana.
Hi.
So you were telling us
about the retreat?
Yeah, well, it's our
second time.
And this retreat is more
than therapy.
But it's definitely
not for everyone.
Hmm, how so?
[Delphine] Well...
Ooh.
[Petri] Made from local berries.
One for you.
Oh, thank you.
Ah, thank you.
Well, you two seem
to really like it here.
Yeah, Tiina's methods
are wonderful.
Yeah, she's a healer.
Max gained so much...
vigor the last time.
[Lance] Baby, you alright?
[Harper] What?
Thought you were
going to jump in.
[crows cawing]
[crows cawing]
[whispering] Welcome back.
Feels so good to be back.
Tiina, hi.
Hi, Justin. And...
Ana.
Yeah.
We wanted to thank you
personally
for inviting us here.
Thank you.
You've come a long way, Ana.
L.A., actually.
Your journey started long before
your flight here.
Oh, right. Right.
Well, you arrived.
Ah, welcome.
Lance.
[Tiina] Welcome.
-[mouthing] What was that?
-[whispers] Wow.
Please, everyone, join me.
[Petri] Please don't
touch Lempo.
Oh, yeah, right. I'm sorry.
I, I'm a sculptor. I was just
admiring the craft.
Hmm.
[chuckles]
[Tiina humming]
[all humming]
[all singing]
[all singing loudly]
[all singing loudly]
[drum beat]
[groans]
[gasping]
[chuckles]
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[Tiina] Everyone!
You are now in Lempo's care.
-Mm-hmm. [giggles]
-Wow.
Your lives are about to change.
A new age of Lempo is upon us,
and by this lake
where she rests,
you will be at the core of it.
[applause and cheering]
Excellent! Now, let's cleanse
our bodies in the sauna.
[giggles]
The steam of our sauna,
the lyly, is very special.
You'll love it.
Okay.
[group murmuring]
[giggling]
Go ahead, I'll,
I'll see you there.
Excuse me, Tiina.
Yes, Justin.
I just wanted to say I'm...
I'm really hopeful
that this will allow me
to reconnect with Ana.
You're being very honest with me
with your intentions.
Are you being honest with her?
She doesn't let me in.
I hope you can help.
[birds cawing]
Looks beautiful.
[gasps]
Hi! Sorry.
You're Ana Swaithe, right?
Oh, yeah.
I'm Blake.
I'm the one that sent you
the invitation.
Oh, thank you.
I go by Chow now, though.
Hi, Justin.
I'm the one who convinced her
we should try this place.
It's so good to have you here.
Tiina said that you're
from Minnesota, right?
I lived there
for a little while,
had a... friend there.
He was also part Finnish.
[chuckles] You lived
in Minnesota?
Are you Finnish too?
Because the name
of your shops, Lintu,
is Finnish for bird, so I
figured maybe...
It's just a word that he taught
me and I liked it.
Speaking of birds, there's
a lot of them here.
[Blake] Makes sense.
Lempo is actually also
goddess of the birds.
It's said that thanks to her,
souls can live on as birds
before they move on.
That's fascinating.
Even learning new things
about you.
Lance?
[annoyed sigh]
Thanks for waiting, asshole!
[breathing heavily]
[moaning]
For Finns, the sauna
is a sacred place.
We wash ourselves in them,
but above all we gather,
we connect.
Sometimes we even
make love in them,
and some even give birth
in them.
[Tiina laughs]
Please enjoy, and I will
see you later.
It's going to be fun.
[chatter]
[Petri] Come in.
[murmuring]
I'll get the towels.
Thank you.
Ooh!
Hmm.
Ooh.
[steam hissing]
[Lance groans]
[Petri] If it's too hot, you can
sit on a lower bench.
Nah, challenge accepted.
[laughs]
Wow.
Those branches you have
are called a vihta.
I want you to whip each other's
backs with it.
[nervous chuckling]
Gently, of course.
It's good for the skin.
[chuckling]
Oh.
[steam hissing]
Easy there, buddy.
Ow!
[steam hissing]
[chatter]
[heavy breathing]
[steam hissing]
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.
Oh.
Are you good, darling?
One more run.
[steam hissing]
[group moaning]
Oh my god! Whoo!
Yeah!
[cheering and laughing]
[cheering and laughing]
[gasps]
[gasping]
You're okay, you're okay.
I got you.
I don't know what happened.
It's alright, you're okay now.
I swear I thought
I was drowning.
Thank you.
Of course. Come on.
[sighs]
[Justin] Oh hey, there you are.
Enjoyed the lake, huh?
Yeah.
[Justin] Oh, it's so hot.
It's so hot.
[sighs]
[weeping]
[screams]
Fuck this place!
Oh, I'm sorry, Petri?
There's a dead bird in our room.
Oh, did it break
the mosquito net?
I don't think so.
Our window is stuck actually.
Hey, man, doesn't matter
how it got there.
Please, just take care of it.
I'll take care of it. Don't
worry about it one more second.
Tiina is waiting for you
on the deck.
So in ancient times,
Finns understood love
differently than most.
They saw it as a visceral
force of nature,
beyond good and evil.
An energy that flows
through each of us in...
companionship, passion,
and in conflict and feelings
like jealousy.
It can create life, but also
drive us to destruction.
[Tiina] Exactly.
And we're here to understand
how lempi manifests itself in us
in all the different aspects
of love.
[glass shatters]
Come, pick your piece.
Careful not to cut yourself.
It is believed that when one
looks through the mirror
during Midsummer,
their true love is revealed.
With the piece of mirror
you have,
find each other.
What do you see?
What do you feel?
Trust your lempi.
[giggling]
[Delphine speaks French]
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
[all laughing]
Well done.
I see your alignment.
You have passion, sexual energy.
But beware, passion
is a powerful force
if not kept in check.
Thank you, Tiina.
I'm grateful for
Lempo's guidance.
[Lance] Don't you go seek out
one of the other hubbies.
I see you.
Focus, Lance.
[Justin] Here, like this.
No...
We're just not
very good at this.
No.
Hey! Gotcha!
Marko.
Ah!
Babe!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just clumsy.
[Justin sighs]
Hey, focus, huh?
Does anyone have
a first aid kit?
I'm fine, it's nothing.
This leaf heals wounds
really well.
Thank you.
Who's Marko?
Justin.
You've been unfaithful.
[Ana] That's...
That's not appropriate.
You blame yourself
for his death.
Maybe you believe you could've
done something more.
You didn't see the signs.
Hey, Ana, what's she
talking about?
[whimpers]
No.
[gasping]
[Blake] Ana, wait up.
Blake, I'm fine, I just...
What happened? Who did you see?
What? What did you say?
[Harper] Ana!
Look, I just, I need
some time alone.
Please don't leave.
Stay, for me, please.
I really need this,
and if you leave
then Lance will use it
as an excuse to bail.
You know, who here
hasn't been cheated on?
We're all in this together.
No, but...
[Harper] You'll be okay.
Just stay the night, okay?
Oh, please, I beg you.
You won't regret it.
Oh, god.
I guess it's too late
to leave now, right?
[Ana] Thank you.
[gasps]
Yes.
Yes.
[whispering] Thank you.
Yes.
I think that with what
we just experienced...
We?
Shh.
And the power of the
solstice upon us,
we should take it up a notch.
Oh!
Starting tonight.
Yes!
Don't you just feel it?
Wow.
That's not blood, is it?
[whispering] I hope not.
Let go of it all.
Head into the weightlessness
of lake's waters.
Let Lempo envelope you in her,
in her embrace.
Well, I'm following
the Frenchies.
Ah, fuck it.
[chuckling]
Fuck it.
Okay.
Here we go.
[drum beating] [Petri chanting]
[cheering]
[Harper] It tingles.
[cheering and laughter]
I wish this lasted forever.
You know I'm here because
I really love you, right?
[giggling]
[speaking French]
Take me upstairs.
[laughing]
[speaking French]
[groans]
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
[laughs]
[speaking French]
[Delphine speaking French]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[speaking French]
[Maxime and Delphine moaning
in the distance]
[laughs]
I wish I could join them.
I wouldn't share you
with anyone.
[moaning]
[grunt]
[speaking French]
[grunt]
[gasping]
[grunting and moaning]
[laughing maniacally]
[breathing heavily]
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[choking]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[moaning]
[choking]
[breathing heavily]
[choking]
[breathing heavily]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
Hmm.
[chuckles]
Hi.
[chuckles]
Morning, beautiful.
[sighs]
Want to talk about yesterday?
No, I'm good.
Hmm.
[sighs]
Well, I want you to know
that I forgive you.
Forgive me?
Yes.
Whoever Marko is, or was.
I forgive you.
Justin, you cheated on me.
You have nothing
to forgive me for.
I didn't...
[door slams]
I thought honesty
and understanding
was how we're going to fix this!
Ana!
Talk to me.
Please.
[gasping]
[gasping]
[faint moaning]
[Petri talking faintly]
[laughs]
[Lance] And I hoped for bacon.
Don't start. It's too early.
Where are Maxime and Delphine?
Oh, already, huh?
They're probably still sleeping
after all that action.
[Margaret laughs]
You're so funny. I love you.
Are you okay, dear?
Maybe you need more coffee.
[Justin] Morning!
[Caroline] Morning.
Good morning.
Well, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Ana still recovering?
Ana went for a run.
Honeymoon's over, I guess.
Isn't it weird for you
to be here?
No.
It's cool. I'm learning a lot.
[Lance] Cool?
I mean, you chose to hang out
with troubled couples.
I mean, what's wrong with you?
Don't talk to her that way,
you cunt!
Margaret!
Whoa! Okay!
[Caroline] What is wrong
with you?
Let's all calm down, yeah?
Are we good?
Lance, are we good?
I've never felt calmer
in my life. [chuckles]
[gasping]
Oh!
[chuckles] Okay.
[bird chirps]
[gasps]
[bird chirps]
Shoo! Shoo!
[bird chirps]
Ah!
Fuck you!
The fuck do you want from me?
Leave me alone!
[bird squawks]
[bird chirping]
I'm talking to a bird now.
[bird squawks]
[screams]
[screams]
[gasping]
What the fuck?
Morning.
-[Lance] Hey, what's up?
-Morning.
Hey, babe.
What's up?
Oh, nothing.
The Frenchies are sleeping.
The rest of us are on edge.
[Caroline] Enough!
Did you find some sherry
and get pissed this morning?
Sit down!
I'm going to go shower.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Justin.
Babe?
I'm sorry.
I was an asshole.
I don't know how to help you.
Who said that I need help?
Clearly, you're the one
who needs help.
That's why we're here!
It's part of the process.
I'm done.
I'm leaving.
So you're just giving up?
Listen, Justin. I fucking
almost drowned,
I'm being attacked by birds,
I'm being haunted by my dead ex
who killed himself
because of me.
And I just saw Tiina jerking off
Petri in the woods.
I want to go home.
[laughing]
Are you actually listening
to yourself?
[snickers]
I mean, maybe this is
all just in your head.
Listen, I'm sorry.
Will you ever let me in?
All you do is push me away.
And now, now you hit me with
the small fucking detail
of your dead ex?
I mean, come on.
You're right, Justin.
I guess we're even now.
Ana, I'm telling you that this
is working for me!
And I need you to
at least respect that!
And to respect me!
[telephone ringing]
[Man speaking Finnish]
Hi! Do you speak English? I need
a taxi to go to Helsinki...
[Man speaking Finnish]
Can I help you?
Yes, I need a taxi.
You can't leave.
[scoffs]
I have to. I'm sorry, but this
isn't working for me, so...
It's Midsummer,
there are no cars.
You can't leave.
Why don't we join the rest and
discuss the day ahead?
Shall we?
[sighs]
Everyone.
While we prepare the ceremony
tonight,
I need you each
to fetch something
that represents your
relationship, your bond.
This clarity will have you
prepared
to receive Lempo's
gifts tonight.
Where's Max and Delphine?
Oh, their journey
culminated last night.
They are no longer with us.
I thought you said there
was no way to leave.
No cars, right?
We had a delivery
of supplies this morning
and they headed out
with the truck.
Jeez, five star all the way.
[bird cawing outside]
This doesn't make any sense.
Well, I'm going for a walk
to collect my thoughts.
Great! Let's go.
No, Mar.
The whole point is we need time
to do this on our own.
I am not going alone.
Ana, care to join me?
[Ana] Okay, fine.
[Lance] I think I'll hang back.
Fine, hang with her.
[Lance] Oh, wait, wait! Wait up!
[whispering] Cunt.
I got it, I got it!
Rock.
Right, 'cause I'm like a rock?
Bro, put this back, man.
This is...
Fucking dumb.
How are you feeling?
I thought last night went well.
Hmm? [giggles]
No, I don't vibe
with this place,
and I don't trust Tiina.
Fern!
Fern, did you know that ferns
are actually the oldest
plants on Earth?
Listen to me.
Yeah.
I'm going to head back.
So you do you, alright?
Hey, hey, not my place
to say anything,
so you know, I won't.
But you probably want
to do something,
you probably want to put
a little effort into this.
Just saying, you know.
No, you're right, right.
It's not your place.
Have fun, man.
Yeah, cool, cool.
[squeals]
[Harper screams]
Yes!
This is exactly how
he makes me feel.
You like?
[Ana] Uh-huh.
Maybe there's something
in here for you.
I think it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Ana! Wait, wait, wait!
[Harper] Where's Justin?
He's out there, still.
At least he's trying.
Did you go out there?
What did you get?
The fuck?
Fuck you!
-Valuable.
-Fucking asshole.
Valuable.
I thought it symbolized how
valuable you are to me.
Okay, you guys, I'm done
with this shit.
I need alcohol like right now.
[sighs] Yeah.
Yeah, girl!
I mean, this is Finland.
There's got to be booze
somewhere, right?
True.
[footstep behind]
Oh! Oh my god, you scared me.
I was longing for you.
[Lance] Oh, there you go.
Whoo!
-Oh, jackpot.
-Perfect.
[Harper cheers]
Ah!
You found the fun!
Pour me a drink, good lady.
Okay.
Cheers.
Cheers. [giggles]
Ooh!
Wow-wow!
[grunts]
[sighs]
I miss the Frenchies.
You're obsessed.
[groaning]
[crows cawing]
Oh!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Man, fuck this shit.
These are fucking dead.
[stereo playing]
Hey, Blake, join us.
[stereo playing]
Sorry I was a dick earlier.
Oh, it's alright.
We're all going through
a hard time.
-Cheers.
-Bottom's up.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
[stereo playing]
Hmm! Whoo!
[Harper sighing loudly]
[Harper] I feel alive!
[laughing]
Whoo! I feel good!
Okay, baby.
You wanna dance?
I'm good. I'm alright.
-[laughs] Okay.
-I'm chilling.
[Lance] Okay!
[Harper] Ooh! Ow!
[laughing]
I think that there should be
term limits on marriage, right,
with reelections
every four years.
And no kids! [laughing]
[door opens]
Hey!
[stereo playing faintly]
Is that poisonous?
No.
Mushrooms show the grounds
are healthy.
[laughing]
That sounds wonderfully made up.
[laughing]
Oh, it does sound so sweet.
Look what we found!
[Harper] Ana, where are you
going, girl?
Babe?
Well, when you gotta go...
You gotta go.
Give her space, brother.
I mean, I don't know
what else to do.
I mean...
I know.
Do you, though?
No.
Do you guys like fight
all the time?
Yeah, but it's...
[thud]
[thudding]
[crows cawing] [thudding]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
I'm so sorry, Marko.
I didn't know you were
in so much pain.
You're where I wanted you to be.
What?
[gasps]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[screams]
[bird cawing]
[Ana] Let go of me!
Ow!
Justin? What the fuck
is wrong with you?
Help me!
Lempo!
[speaking Finnish]
I called for help.
They're coming.
No one is coming.
[Tiina speaks Finnish]
[speaking Finish]
[gasps] Yes.
[speaking Finnish]
[whimpers]
This blood...
is filled with Lempo's benefits.
We are so lucky
to have you here.
Your presence...
changes everything.
You're fucking crazy!
Justin! Help me!
Why are you doing this?
Justin? Why not Marko?
After all, you're here
because of his sacrifice.
It is said that Lempo
lost her lover,
just like you lost Marko.
Doused in his blood,
she grew more powerful, stronger.
Just like you.
And now your heart
is strong enough
to hold her full power,
to be a true vessel for her.
Fuck you!
[Tiina laughs]
[spitting]
[groaning]
[gagging]
You will believe!
[gagging]
You will believe.
[retching]
[groans]
Let's begin our celebration
of lempi!
[laughing]
I won't help you.
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
[chanting in Finnish]
I love you.
[sobbing]
Stop it.
I love you.
[sobbing]
I'm so glad to have found you.
[Tiina cackles]
[groans]
Stop!
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
[speaking Finnish]
[sobs]
You see, Ana.
[sobbing]
Marko wasn't in control.
You're not in control.
No one is. [laughing]
[laughing]
[struggling]
Bring them back to me.
[growling]
[crows cawing]
Ana, come here.
[groaning]
[vomits]
Get the fuck away from me!
You're part of this!
No, wait, listen.
I'm Marko's half sister.
What the fuck?
They lied to me.
They told me you drove him
to kill himself,
and I thought you
deserved to pay.
But it wasn't my fault.
We got in a fight
that night and...
I woke up covered in his blood.
They cursed you.
Who's they?
Lempo's followers.
The cult my family is a part of.
[vomits]
Ana, stay with me.
Please, we have to go.
Hey, I'll try to get you out.
I can't leave Justin.
Justin is under Tiina's
influence.
She's going to use him
against you.
He's too far gone.
I can't live with another
person...
[weeps] Please?
[gasping]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[grunts]
[birds cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
The keys. Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, Ana!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Come on, hurry.
We need to find her.
Oh, Ana!
Okay, keys, keys, keys, keys.
Okay. Where are the keys?
Fucking birds.
Inside.
Ooh, this is going to
be so much fun.
Ana!
What the fuck, Lance?
-What... Ow!
-Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Oh, you okay, baby?
What happened?
The fucking stove.
Oh, that must hurt.
They keep it burning.
No, I'm fine! I'm fine.
[laughs] Frankly, I can't
feel a thing.
[laughing]
Remember what, what Tiina said
that couples do in here?
Yeah, no.
We must uphold the customs.
Lance, we have a job to do, okay?
Our goddess needs us.
No, no. We are what matters.
I'm your only priority.
Lance!
I promise, if you
find Ana for me...
Yes.
And I will fuck your brains out.
[faint talking]
[Margaret] We are almost done.
[humming from above]
[laughter]
[Margaret] You dramatize
everything.
You're so funny!
[Margaret laughs]
Margaret?
Ooh! Hello, dear.
Look who's here, darling.
Oh, do you think Ana
would like it?
Who?
[Margaret laughs]
You've come to see my new work?
Caroline couldn't wait either.
Nosey cow!
[Ana screams]
No, no, it's not ready yet.
Caroline loves it, though,
don't you, dear?
Margaret, what did you do?
I made it for Lempo.
I need to hurry, she's
going to be here soon.
-[laughs]
-Move! She's dying!
What are, what are you doing?
You're ruining it!
Listen to me, you're
killing her, okay?
You're killing her!
Killing who? What is
she talking about?
Get out of the way!
Go on, go on!
[groans weakly]
[gasps]
What did you do, you witch?!
You witch!
You put her here, you witch!
Witch! Witch! Witch!
[grunt]
What is wrong with you?
[angry grunt]
Ah!
Get off me! Get off of me!
I want you to see me!
I want you to see me.
I want you to be there for me.
I want you to be mine!
Get your fucking hands
off of me!
Let go of me!
[screams]
[Lance screaming]
[screaming]
Fuck you, you possessive fuck!
[Lance screaming]
Oh, my love, wake up.
Oh.
[grunt]
You did this, you witch!
[screams]
Ah!
[screams]
[screams]
Oh!
Oh no!
Oh god! Oh god!
Oh no, Margaret!
Oh, Margaret, I'm sorry.
Margaret, please!
Oh!
Stay with me, stay with me,
Margaret, please.
Oh, Margaret. Oh no, I'm sorry.
Oh!
[gasping]
Stay with me.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
Please, stay with me!
Stay with me, Margaret.
Oh, please.
Oh, no!
[weeping]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
[screams]
[whimpers]
[Harper] Ana!
Fuck.
[Harper] Ana!
Ana!
Are you in here?
Ana!
There you are.
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
You should leave.
Ana, what are you doing?
Please, I'm so sorry.
I was not in control.
I didn't mean anything I did.
Harper, get out of here.
I don't want to hurt you.
Shh.
It's for you.
It's the life you so fucking
desperately need to get.
[laughs]
[telephone jingles]
What are you gonna do, huh?
You wouldn't make my
daughter an orphan,
now would you?
No, no, you're not like that.
She already, she already
lost her daddy.
It's just, it's just too much.
Where's Lance?
Lance stayed a little
too long in the sauna.
A bit overcooked.
You know this is all
your fault, right?
Stay back!
[grunt]
Ah!
[choking]
I really didn't like you
when I first met you
and I still don't
fucking like you.
No wonder Justin made
such sweet love to me.
The faces you and Lance
did was all worth it.
[grunts]
Oh!
You're still a weak
fucking bitch.
Fuck you!
[telephone jingles]
[telephone clatters]
Fuck! Fuck!
[crows cawing]
[crows cawing]
[groans]
Ana! Ana!
Ana, don't leave me!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry! I promise
I will be faithful!
Can't trust you.
You're all fucked up!
Ana, please!
Please, I will change!
Ana, you can trust me.
Ana! Ana, don't leave me!
Please!
I love you! Please!
Oh, baby!
I'll be back with help!
Ana! Ana! No! No!
Ana, please! They're
going to kill me!
They're going to
fucking kill me!
Fuck!
Oh, my god, baby, please!
[Justin] God, I love you.
Oh god, please!
Oh my god!
[laughing]
-[roaring]
-Ah!
[struggling]
That was too fucking easy.
[Tiina speaking Finnish]
[Tiina speaking Finnish]
It's time.
[laughs]
[Tiina laughs]
Thank you.
[whimpers]
Now offer her to Lempo!
Justin?
Yes! It's time!
It's time!
Snap out of it, Justin.
[Ana] Justin!
She will be a worthy vessel.
Now, do it!
I know you'e still in there
somewhere, Justin.
I know you are.
-[whimpers]
-[Tiina laughs]
I love you.
I love you.
She doesn't love you,
and she weakens you.
It's okay. I know this
is not your fault.
[whimpering]
It's okay.
[sobs]
Okay, that's enough.
[whimpering]
You are fucking pathetic.
[grunt]
[struggling]
Stop it!
Do it!
[screaming]
[gasps]
[screaming]
[speaking Finnish]
[grunt]
Justin!
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[roars]
[Petri speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[groans]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[screaming]
[screams]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[crows cawing]
[speaking Finnish]
[heart beating]
[crows cawing]
Babe?
Please, babe.
Justin, wake up.
Stay back, Tiina!
That's it, Justin. No!
[screams]
This heart is ready.
No!
[speaking Finnish]
[speaking Finnish]
[choking]
Justin!
[exhales]
[growls]
Blake!
Blake! I need you!
Please.
[crows cawing]
You cannot win.
Fuck you.
[grunt]
[screaming]
Your heart is strong.
I look forward to claim it.
And then I will feed you
as a pittance to my pirut.
[screams]
[crow squawks]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[speaking Finnish]
[screaming]
[groans]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[groaning]
[speaking Finnish]
[screams]
[gasping]
Help.
[speaking Finnish]
Lempo?
Lempo!
Lempo. Lem -
[gasps]
-Oh, baby.
-Oh.
Come on.
I got you.
What happened?
[Justin mumbling]
Where is Lance?
[sobbing]
Wait! Wait for me!
[crows cawing]