Marcus James: The Movie (2025) Movie Script
PERSON: Come on, brother. Just press
the button.
PERSON'S BROTHER: I will not.
- Come on, just do it, please?
- Fine!
(BEEPING)
(DOG MAN SCORE SOUNDTRACK PLAYS)
POLICE CAR: Whoa!
I just need to find Evil
Marcus James.
- Huh?!
- (LAUGHING) So long, suckas.
I need to catch him! I need to stop this!
So long, suckers! You'll never be catching me!
Wait a minute, what's he talking
abou...?
It's a... It's a bomb!
You see, Butler. The police car sees
the bomb so it could blow up.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Don't whatever me!
Soon, it will blow up,
And I will rule the world!
(LAUGHING)
Um...?
What?!
Can I have tomorrow off?
- It's my mother's birthday and...
- You're fired!
Oh no! This is bad! What am I going to do?
What am I going to do? What am I going to do?!
Wait a minute, I don't see a timer on there.
It's just a regular bomb.
This is so cool!
(EXPLODES)
MAY 16, 2015
(GROANING)
Sir, I have a compulsions.
That, we have to replace you with
an orange cube.
Why an orange cube though?!
Because it's my own duty, now if you'll
excuse me, I'll have to get the cube ready.
Okay.
- MARCUS JAMES: I'm right here!
- Whoa!
Marcus James The...
Movie
OCTOBER 26, 2021
BUGS BUNNY: Ah, what a lovely day,
peace and quiet, and...
Oh, Marcus James!
I brought something for ya!
Oh crud! I'm getting out of here
(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)
Make the hole appear. Now that's
more like it.
Wait, what?!
(YELLING)
Now that's what I'm doing about, baby!
- CORRIN: Hi, Evil Marcus James. (CHUCKLES)
- Shut up, Corrin! Leave me alone!
Corrin, sorry I was being
mean, and you know since,
uh, many of that stuff.
Hey! You wanna play?
Okay!
Cannonball!
So long, suckas!
Why is he chasing me again?!
THEN EVIL MARCUS JAMES GOT ARRESTED.
AGAIN...
IN THE PRESENT...
(SNORING)
Yoo-hoo. Come on.
You gotta wake up, Very
important day.
Come on, wake up.
- Wake up, Marcus! Wake up!
- (YELLING AND SCREAMING)
Pizza Chunk! Don't ever do that again!
Sorry.
Now I need to get ready for my
party.
Good morning everybody!
ALL:
Good morning, Marcus!
So who's ready for the party?
ALL:
Yay!
KIERAN: Wait! I gotta walk down the
street and talk to Marcy. I'll be right back!
- Hey, Marcy. How are you?
- It's doing great since I, um, uh
seen you, Kieran. By the way, when is
our new show coming out?
So glad you asked!
MAY 2, 2025
Eeeee! Can't wait!
Same! I gotta go back to Marcus' party.
We'll hang later today, okay?
- Okay, see ya.
- See ya.
Okay. I'm back.
Good! Now, UltraBox, can you do
the honors for me?
- Sure thing, Marcus!
- Let's get this party started!
- CORN: Hey!
- So long, suckas!
Ah, I'm having a good day,
peace and quiet, and...
(DISCORD RINGTONE RINGING)
Huh? Who's calling me?
Hello? Oh, it's Orangie! What's up?
Evil Marcus James has escaped!
Wait! He got out of prison?!
Don't worry, I'll be right back.
(MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC PLAYS)
Let's go.
- There it is.
- I can see it.
Alright, let's get this car started.
(YELLING)
(LAUGHING) I finally
got myself out of jail!
Now let's see what I
can do about this place.
- ELLA AND LONG LEGS: Papa?
- Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...?
I am not your Papa. I will never always be your papa!
(CRYING)
(ECHOING): I want my Butler back, I want my
money back...
(YELLING): I want my life back!!!
Okay, first we're going to Pizza Chunk's house,
so.
His studio production, yeah. So let's go get him.
Pizza Chunk and Kieran Kalamity! We need your help!
Who the heck are you and why the
heck are you doing here?
Are you just not going to answer?
Green one. I'm gonna call you Ella. And
Yellow one. I'm gonna call you Long Legs.
You know what? You people are acting
weird to me. I'm just going to go upstairs.
There's Evil Marcus James' Evil Lab!
Let's go get him!
I had to do this clip like that because it took me a long of time to make this
movie, but meanwhile when they got in...
Okay. I just need to find Evil Marcus James.
Wait a minute, what the sigma?
LONG LEGS: Are you the nice clone of
Marcus James?
- Of course I am, why wouldn't I?
- Hey! What is all of that ruckus!
Oh no, he's here.
Well, well, well. If it isn't Marcus James himself.
I should stomp so I can, uh, destroy your friends, so yeah!
Boom!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Guys!
You monster!
Now your gonna pay!
Wait, what the sigma?
(GLASS BREAKING)
(SCREAMING)
You know what? I have been trapped for 50 years,
and you still don't get it!
- I'm nothing like you!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
Wait, what the?
(BOTH GROWLING)
(PANTING)
(YELLING)
(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)
Show yourself, coward! Where are you?
Huh?
On second thought, this ends now!
You know? You were right about one thing.
But this ends now for you!
What do you mean by that?
Ow! Okay, that's it!
No! My powers! Okay, fine, finish it!
(MARCUS JAMES PANTING)
I know your inside my heart right here!
(SAD MUSIC PLAYS)
Well? What are you waiting for?
Go on and defeat me!
It's not just the same as always. Nothing is about
to defeat us. Just look at the Earth.
- I think you did a very good job.
- Well, thank you. Now I need to get back
to Earth, so, bye.
Bye. So long, my friend.
(SCREAMING)
- Ugh! Where am I?
- Are you okay, Marcus?
Guys! No time to waste! We gotta go back
to the house immediately! Now, let's go!
- There, good as n-.
- (SCREAMING)
Marcus! Pizza Chunk, where in the heck have
you two been?
So let me get this straight. Evil Marcus James becomes a
good guy. So that's it.
- Do you think we should, um... party?
- I think we should.
Let's party!
Wait a minute, why are we showing this? Oh,
it's just a dream sequence ending. Huh.
It's time to jump in this portal!
I'm gonna jump it! Weeeee!
("HIGH HOPES" BY
PANIC! AT THE DISCO PLAYS)
Yeah! I win for another dimenstion.
Uh, hello? Guys?
Where is everybody?
Okay, now I'm just recasting myself.
Okay, so how do I get back?
Uh, pro tip. If you got the fastest orange cube in the works, then,
yeah. And also, why are you trying to shoot me? Also, no cosmic
display but you gotta few details wrong, I can't blame you though.
It's hard to copy perfection. And yes! I said it! In a whole thing!
(SCREAMING)
Wait a minute, what?! Who are you?
("MARCUS JAMES THE MOVIE THEME" BY
MARCUS JAMES)
These beats are the purest
Do it, do it
If you have trouble with ideas
I got something that might you watch
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
I'm having a theme right now
And I got to do my streams
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha!
Watch out!
His evilest clone
Is coming to him
He's gonna stop him
And... yeah, that's all
Marcus saves the world
with a Calamity Stone
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
I'm having a theme right now
And I got to do my thing
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
(CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Hey! Where is the music?
Ruff, ruff!
Hello? What's this?
the button.
PERSON'S BROTHER: I will not.
- Come on, just do it, please?
- Fine!
(BEEPING)
(DOG MAN SCORE SOUNDTRACK PLAYS)
POLICE CAR: Whoa!
I just need to find Evil
Marcus James.
- Huh?!
- (LAUGHING) So long, suckas.
I need to catch him! I need to stop this!
So long, suckers! You'll never be catching me!
Wait a minute, what's he talking
abou...?
It's a... It's a bomb!
You see, Butler. The police car sees
the bomb so it could blow up.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Don't whatever me!
Soon, it will blow up,
And I will rule the world!
(LAUGHING)
Um...?
What?!
Can I have tomorrow off?
- It's my mother's birthday and...
- You're fired!
Oh no! This is bad! What am I going to do?
What am I going to do? What am I going to do?!
Wait a minute, I don't see a timer on there.
It's just a regular bomb.
This is so cool!
(EXPLODES)
MAY 16, 2015
(GROANING)
Sir, I have a compulsions.
That, we have to replace you with
an orange cube.
Why an orange cube though?!
Because it's my own duty, now if you'll
excuse me, I'll have to get the cube ready.
Okay.
- MARCUS JAMES: I'm right here!
- Whoa!
Marcus James The...
Movie
OCTOBER 26, 2021
BUGS BUNNY: Ah, what a lovely day,
peace and quiet, and...
Oh, Marcus James!
I brought something for ya!
Oh crud! I'm getting out of here
(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)
Make the hole appear. Now that's
more like it.
Wait, what?!
(YELLING)
Now that's what I'm doing about, baby!
- CORRIN: Hi, Evil Marcus James. (CHUCKLES)
- Shut up, Corrin! Leave me alone!
Corrin, sorry I was being
mean, and you know since,
uh, many of that stuff.
Hey! You wanna play?
Okay!
Cannonball!
So long, suckas!
Why is he chasing me again?!
THEN EVIL MARCUS JAMES GOT ARRESTED.
AGAIN...
IN THE PRESENT...
(SNORING)
Yoo-hoo. Come on.
You gotta wake up, Very
important day.
Come on, wake up.
- Wake up, Marcus! Wake up!
- (YELLING AND SCREAMING)
Pizza Chunk! Don't ever do that again!
Sorry.
Now I need to get ready for my
party.
Good morning everybody!
ALL:
Good morning, Marcus!
So who's ready for the party?
ALL:
Yay!
KIERAN: Wait! I gotta walk down the
street and talk to Marcy. I'll be right back!
- Hey, Marcy. How are you?
- It's doing great since I, um, uh
seen you, Kieran. By the way, when is
our new show coming out?
So glad you asked!
MAY 2, 2025
Eeeee! Can't wait!
Same! I gotta go back to Marcus' party.
We'll hang later today, okay?
- Okay, see ya.
- See ya.
Okay. I'm back.
Good! Now, UltraBox, can you do
the honors for me?
- Sure thing, Marcus!
- Let's get this party started!
- CORN: Hey!
- So long, suckas!
Ah, I'm having a good day,
peace and quiet, and...
(DISCORD RINGTONE RINGING)
Huh? Who's calling me?
Hello? Oh, it's Orangie! What's up?
Evil Marcus James has escaped!
Wait! He got out of prison?!
Don't worry, I'll be right back.
(MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC PLAYS)
Let's go.
- There it is.
- I can see it.
Alright, let's get this car started.
(YELLING)
(LAUGHING) I finally
got myself out of jail!
Now let's see what I
can do about this place.
- ELLA AND LONG LEGS: Papa?
- Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...?
I am not your Papa. I will never always be your papa!
(CRYING)
(ECHOING): I want my Butler back, I want my
money back...
(YELLING): I want my life back!!!
Okay, first we're going to Pizza Chunk's house,
so.
His studio production, yeah. So let's go get him.
Pizza Chunk and Kieran Kalamity! We need your help!
Who the heck are you and why the
heck are you doing here?
Are you just not going to answer?
Green one. I'm gonna call you Ella. And
Yellow one. I'm gonna call you Long Legs.
You know what? You people are acting
weird to me. I'm just going to go upstairs.
There's Evil Marcus James' Evil Lab!
Let's go get him!
I had to do this clip like that because it took me a long of time to make this
movie, but meanwhile when they got in...
Okay. I just need to find Evil Marcus James.
Wait a minute, what the sigma?
LONG LEGS: Are you the nice clone of
Marcus James?
- Of course I am, why wouldn't I?
- Hey! What is all of that ruckus!
Oh no, he's here.
Well, well, well. If it isn't Marcus James himself.
I should stomp so I can, uh, destroy your friends, so yeah!
Boom!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Guys!
You monster!
Now your gonna pay!
Wait, what the sigma?
(GLASS BREAKING)
(SCREAMING)
You know what? I have been trapped for 50 years,
and you still don't get it!
- I'm nothing like you!
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
Wait, what the?
(BOTH GROWLING)
(PANTING)
(YELLING)
(MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING)
Show yourself, coward! Where are you?
Huh?
On second thought, this ends now!
You know? You were right about one thing.
But this ends now for you!
What do you mean by that?
Ow! Okay, that's it!
No! My powers! Okay, fine, finish it!
(MARCUS JAMES PANTING)
I know your inside my heart right here!
(SAD MUSIC PLAYS)
Well? What are you waiting for?
Go on and defeat me!
It's not just the same as always. Nothing is about
to defeat us. Just look at the Earth.
- I think you did a very good job.
- Well, thank you. Now I need to get back
to Earth, so, bye.
Bye. So long, my friend.
(SCREAMING)
- Ugh! Where am I?
- Are you okay, Marcus?
Guys! No time to waste! We gotta go back
to the house immediately! Now, let's go!
- There, good as n-.
- (SCREAMING)
Marcus! Pizza Chunk, where in the heck have
you two been?
So let me get this straight. Evil Marcus James becomes a
good guy. So that's it.
- Do you think we should, um... party?
- I think we should.
Let's party!
Wait a minute, why are we showing this? Oh,
it's just a dream sequence ending. Huh.
It's time to jump in this portal!
I'm gonna jump it! Weeeee!
("HIGH HOPES" BY
PANIC! AT THE DISCO PLAYS)
Yeah! I win for another dimenstion.
Uh, hello? Guys?
Where is everybody?
Okay, now I'm just recasting myself.
Okay, so how do I get back?
Uh, pro tip. If you got the fastest orange cube in the works, then,
yeah. And also, why are you trying to shoot me? Also, no cosmic
display but you gotta few details wrong, I can't blame you though.
It's hard to copy perfection. And yes! I said it! In a whole thing!
(SCREAMING)
Wait a minute, what?! Who are you?
("MARCUS JAMES THE MOVIE THEME" BY
MARCUS JAMES)
These beats are the purest
Do it, do it
If you have trouble with ideas
I got something that might you watch
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
I'm having a theme right now
And I got to do my streams
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha!
Watch out!
His evilest clone
Is coming to him
He's gonna stop him
And... yeah, that's all
Marcus saves the world
with a Calamity Stone
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
I'm having a theme right now
And I got to do my thing
Watch, this is so fun to see
Ha! Marcus James: The Movie
(CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Hey! Where is the music?
Ruff, ruff!
Hello? What's this?