Michael Saints (2010) Movie Script
1
Shit.
Mister Laroni...
Good afternoon
Sister Margareta...
Come on.
(Who is like God?)
What was that?
Quiet!
Get of me!
Oh God.
Hey easy!
You are wrecking my hand.
Clean that up!
Guys...
I'm sure I'm having
a very bad feeling about this...
Shut up Dumps!
Saints, why
can't we just buy it?
I already told you
it is 25 bucks.
Well...
I got 1 buck 73!
I can see you Franky.
I don't see shit.
You guys,
you got to focus.
Dumps
you are front door watch.
No rigids pass you.
You got it?
Come on Lloyd.
Yeah Dumps
we need you.
Okay.
They always let me do stuff.
I don't wanna do it.
Take the money.
It isn't enough anyway.
We will get it.
Hale Mary
full of grace.
Emergency!
Oh shit.
- Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What was that
mister Dumpling?
Wait till your mother
hears about this!
Got it.
Disgusting.
I will never hit him again.
My shirt!
Oh my shirt!
Hello?
Hello Father.
But I locked this door.
Take a seat mister Laroni.
Well mister Laroni...
In trouble again I presume?
Actually euh...
I came to confess.
Confess?
Oh Father...
What have you done
this time Frank?
Well...
I'm a terrible boy,
I...
I'm listening.
Well...
I have committed sloth...
yesterday
and gluttony.
Oh Dear Lord.
Together
in the same day.
I'm so slothful.
Are you?
I'm a lustful boy.
Full of envy
and pride...
look at this hair.
That takes,
that takes effort!
I have wrath.
Yeah wrath,
lots of it.
And greed.
Okay...
And vanity!
Closed mister Laroni.
But euh...
vanity is not
one of the seven
cardinal since.
It is not?
No,
it is not.
Look out Father!
Mother fu...
Frank!
Bye.
Hand over the water Michael
or I turn him in.
Saints
run!
Where you want
the water for anyway?
Probably
to heal is limpy leg.
Just take the water boy
unless you will like
the sound of expulsion.
Leave me Michael
I have got grown hair!
I will be able to get a job.
I'm not leaving you Franky.
Oh isn't that nice.
Brothers in love.
Just hand the water at me boy.
No way you lunatic
I wont say anymore.
You little brad.
Hey limpy!
Dumps!
Miracles don't work on arseholes.
Yeah arsehole!
Please.
I see you boys in school.
Come on.
Mum.
Mum.
You okay?
Yea.
Mum,
we have something for you.
It is religious water
from religion of Adam.
Father Andrew says
he sack me mum.
If you have faith it works.
Where did you get it?
I sent away for it.
Many thanks.
Thank you.
Welcome to church.
I can see you Franky.
That sucks.
Hey you only
have to do it for 2 weeks
remember I just got 10.
Well I think...
Nice girlfriend Dumps.
Thank you.
Tomorrow
our water touched
by our lady of infallible
will make its way
to other congregations
to work its miracles.
This is the last day that you
can order your own personal bottle.
Shit.
Mister Laroni...
Good afternoon
Sister Margareta...
Come on.
(Who is like God?)
What was that?
Quiet!
Get of me!
Oh God.
Hey easy!
You are wrecking my hand.
Clean that up!
Guys...
I'm sure I'm having
a very bad feeling about this...
Shut up Dumps!
Saints, why
can't we just buy it?
I already told you
it is 25 bucks.
Well...
I got 1 buck 73!
I can see you Franky.
I don't see shit.
You guys,
you got to focus.
Dumps
you are front door watch.
No rigids pass you.
You got it?
Come on Lloyd.
Yeah Dumps
we need you.
Okay.
They always let me do stuff.
I don't wanna do it.
Take the money.
It isn't enough anyway.
We will get it.
Hale Mary
full of grace.
Emergency!
Oh shit.
- Oh shit.
Oh shit.
What was that
mister Dumpling?
Wait till your mother
hears about this!
Got it.
Disgusting.
I will never hit him again.
My shirt!
Oh my shirt!
Hello?
Hello Father.
But I locked this door.
Take a seat mister Laroni.
Well mister Laroni...
In trouble again I presume?
Actually euh...
I came to confess.
Confess?
Oh Father...
What have you done
this time Frank?
Well...
I'm a terrible boy,
I...
I'm listening.
Well...
I have committed sloth...
yesterday
and gluttony.
Oh Dear Lord.
Together
in the same day.
I'm so slothful.
Are you?
I'm a lustful boy.
Full of envy
and pride...
look at this hair.
That takes,
that takes effort!
I have wrath.
Yeah wrath,
lots of it.
And greed.
Okay...
And vanity!
Closed mister Laroni.
But euh...
vanity is not
one of the seven
cardinal since.
It is not?
No,
it is not.
Look out Father!
Mother fu...
Frank!
Bye.
Hand over the water Michael
or I turn him in.
Saints
run!
Where you want
the water for anyway?
Probably
to heal is limpy leg.
Just take the water boy
unless you will like
the sound of expulsion.
Leave me Michael
I have got grown hair!
I will be able to get a job.
I'm not leaving you Franky.
Oh isn't that nice.
Brothers in love.
Just hand the water at me boy.
No way you lunatic
I wont say anymore.
You little brad.
Hey limpy!
Dumps!
Miracles don't work on arseholes.
Yeah arsehole!
Please.
I see you boys in school.
Come on.
Mum.
Mum.
You okay?
Yea.
Mum,
we have something for you.
It is religious water
from religion of Adam.
Father Andrew says
he sack me mum.
If you have faith it works.
Where did you get it?
I sent away for it.
Many thanks.
Thank you.
Welcome to church.
I can see you Franky.
That sucks.
Hey you only
have to do it for 2 weeks
remember I just got 10.
Well I think...
Nice girlfriend Dumps.
Thank you.
Tomorrow
our water touched
by our lady of infallible
will make its way
to other congregations
to work its miracles.
This is the last day that you
can order your own personal bottle.