Mockingbird (2014) Movie Script
Hello?
Mom?
Dad?
...Is that you?
Who's there?
Hello?
Stay away from me!
Please!
Please!
Just leave!
I did what you said!
I have the camera!
Get out!
Leave!
I never stopped filming!
I didn't call anyone.
Go away!
Go away!
Leave!
I did
everything you said!
I never stopped filming!
What the hell?
Huh!
Hey, handsome.
Would you turn that off?
- I'm not gonna turn it off.
- This was left on our doorstep.
Come on, you guys.
Come on. Help me out.
Why do we have to
get off the bed?
No, this is
their version of helping.
- This is our room...
- Come on.
So, as much as I hate saying
I was wrong and you were right,
- uh, this, I believe is
one of those contests.
Excuse me.
What did you just say?
I said... I said I was
wrong and you were right.
Ah.
Feels good, right?
It feels good.
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
- My kids don't listen to me. It's great.
- And not... That's new.
- Can you please help me? I can
jump. I'm just waiting for Dad.
Um,
why don't I just sit here...
All right, so where did this
kind of camera come from?
Okay. This was a red box sitting
on our doorstep and it had a card.
It said, "Congratulations. "
And I do believe
it was from a...
One of
the contests that you entered.
- Mom won a contest.
- And, uh...
- Mom won a contest.
- And you won.
- No way.
- Yeah. This was free.
- I... You know what?
- Which is my favorite price.
- Did you really?
- I gave you two children.
I am so nice to you. Why
would you mess with me like...
Look at me. I'm not... I'm not lying.
Why would I lie about this?
I've already admitted
to you that I was wrong
and I'm glad that you
filled out that stupid thing.
'Cause I like free stuff
as much as the next guy.
Let me see that. Let me...
Come here. Let me see it.
I told you.
- Look.
- No, it's the one at the mall.
- Yes. Yes.
- I mean I filled one out.
- I mean...
- Yes.
You think this is it?
Wait. More cleaning
and less running around.
- Where's your sister?
- How'd you win? How'd you win?
Your uncle's gonna
be here any second.
Hey,
did you put pajamas in here?
- Did you guys pack?
- Megan.
I did not put my pajamas in here.
- Did you put PJs in here?
You each get to pick one toy
to bring with Gary.
- I did not pick pajamas.
- Okay. Yes you can. Okay.
Get it, get it, get it.
- I can jump from bed to bed.
- If you wanna take it...
I'm not gonna do this by
myself. You guys help me out.
One...
Two...
- Ah! Oh, my God!
- Three...
- If I get to five, I will eat you.
- Okay. Right here.
- What?
- Four...
No!
Five...
Mommy! He's gonna eat you.
...We're on the boat.
We're on the boat.
We can't... You can't get us.
We're on the boat.
Well, luckily
I'm a shark with legs.
...Uh-oh! I'm gonna eat her!
...He's on the boat!
What's this?
Did I win you?
Hmm?
Where did you come from?
Hello.
Shall we take
a tour of the place?
Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're entering the kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
This is the refrigerator.
Hello.
There's my girls.
Mmm.
I remember when I used to have the time
to sit and read books on these couches.
And now...
Now... Not so much.
We refuse to let
the children eat with us.
They're forced to sit in the corner of
this kitchen where we feed them only gruel.
- But that's okay.
It's cheap labor and...
I figure... Oh, crap!
Ah.
Welcome to my
expensive dining room set.
Mmm-hmm.
This is my work.
And this is all the stuff
that keeps me from my work.
I, uh, end up doing all my
children's homework for them,
and yet somehow
they still get B's.
So what does
that say about me?
Tadpole's about 10.
Wow.
She's an old baby.
- He's a big girl.
- Yeah.
He's a big, big girl.
Do you see his soft paws?
He's older
than both of you guys.
You're the best,
best little baby.
He loves that.
Bridge made of diamonds.
And then we go to the queen's,
um, castle.
And then we go to...
Is the queen a nice queen
or is she a mean queen?
A nice.
And then we go over here.
- Yeah?
- To the trees.
- Mmm-hmm.
- And then we get to the "X."
Hello?
Hi, Mom.
I've never won
anything before.
I don't know.
No, I... I don't know.
From one of those millions of
things that I fill out on campus.
You know, for like the...
Credit cards and
water bottles and shit.
Boring. Mmm-hmm.
It says, "Keep filming.
You're a star. "
Yeah.
I don't know.
At least somebody
knows I'm a star.
Mmm-hmm.
Yes, I'm sure I'll make
friends when I start school.
I know.
Thank you.
I think I'm very lovable, too.
No. I'm not gonna call Eric.
You know what, Mom? I don't really
wanna talk about this right now.
Uh...
Tonight I am
most likely doing...
This.
Yeah.
Probably talking on
the phone with you.
And playing with my camera.
Yo, a free camera.
- I got it. I got it.
- Oh, shit. All right.
- Did you see the camera?
- Yeah. I saw the camera.
- It's really weird.
- Hi.
Thanks, Gare, appreciate it.
You won it in a,
a sweepstakes. Sweepstakes?
Yeah. I just signed a...
I signed up for it in a mall.
Did you give 'em your credit
card number or something?
- No!
- No.
If you guys need anything,
you call me, okay.
- Bye, Mommy.
- Bye, sweetie.
We're gonna have fun. We're
gonna go roller-skating tonight.
- Dad told us.
- Yay!
- Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
- Dad...
Get out. Get out. Go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We already know that.
Daddy told us.
- Before I get in trouble.
- Have, have fun with that camera, you freak.
- Oh, we got so busted.
- All right, here we go. Let's go, guys.
- Bye!
- Bye!
- Bye.
- Love you.
Come on. Enough.
All right.
I want you all to myself.
Not covered in Cheerios.
It's so quiet.
Let's make some noise.
Okay.
Put the camera down.
I wanna do
it with the camera.
Look at that butt.
Look at that butt. Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, you know what?
I can make you
a video of my day.
Yeah, of campus and...
And I can show you
the guesthouse and all that.
- No,
they're gone for the week.
Yeah. It's music, Mom.
I hear it, too.
Creepy.
Maybe there's someone there.
I live in their guesthouse.
They don't tell me
what they're doing.
What?
No. It won't turn off.
Oh, man!
I don't know.
It won't turn off.
I think I broke it.
I don't know.
No, it's just not turning off.
- How does that thing turn off?
- I don't know.
- Uh... This button?
- There's usually like a button on the top.
How did you turn it on?
I don't know.
It was already on.
This should turn it off
right here. Is that working?
Look through the viewfinder.
See if you see anything.
- No. Mmm-hmm.
- Is it still on?
No.
It is. Yeah, it's still on.
This button right here
should be turning it off.
Well, it's not.
That's weird.
Are you just gonna
sit there and watch me?
I can think of no
greater subject.
Because I could
give you a job.
A better job than preserving
your beauty for all eternity?
Oh, my God.
Garlic fingers.
That was your name in... Nickname
in high school, wasn't it?
Fuck off.
Garlic fingers.
Mmm-hmm.
Here. Let me help you.
Yeah. Yeah. I gotta lean in,
'cause I don't wanna leave
any stone unturned.
Mmm.
- Let's eat.
- Okay.
Love has no chances
Darling, please take me back
Take me home
Oh, dude.
Hello?
Oh.
Oh.
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Oh, this is...
This is awesome!
- Did you eat that last
piece of cheesecake? Hey, Mom.
Jesus.
God, what is that? Stop that.
Mmm. This is a giant fuck you.
You know how you're always like,
"Stop signing up for contests"?
Well, look what I won.
What?
An already opened camera?
Do you want this, too?
Or should we save it
for your birthday?
What are you doing?
Hold this.
Jesus, God.
It's heavy.
Yeah, because it's nice.
What? No, higher, Mom. Higher.
No, it's clearly way too high.
Oh, it's clearly way too high.
- You've never seen television?
- Okay. Jesus.
"Congratulations. You've been entered
in a once in a lifetime contest. "
..."One night.
One prize. One game. "
Ooh.
I guess it's
like a scavenger hunt.
- Mom? Mom.
- Oh. Oh, this is bad.
Where are the clippers?
- What clippers?
- Give it to me.
- Why? Why?
- Where are the clippers?
Because it's a contest
and I have to do things.
- Yeah? What kinda things?
- And you know what I win?
A job?
I win $10,000.
- Here! Bathroom.
- The good ones or the bad ones?
- This one.
- No, those are the bad ones.
- What are we clipping?
- Why are your panties everywhere?
What the fuck are we clipping?
Hey. My name is Leonard.
You can't see me. Hold on.
Let's go!
Okay.
Hey, my name is Leonard and I just
wanna say thank you so... Shit!
- Leonard.
- I just... Shut up!
That's my mom.
Normally, uh, I don't know. I
don't normally live with her.
But I owe my mom
some money, so...
I... Okay, so what I'm...
What I'm trying to say is...
- Leonard!
- ... thank you so much. Shut up! Please!
Um, I just want you
guys to know that, um...
I appreciate this. And, I
honestly could use the $10,000.
So, um...
Leonard! Hurry!
Shit.
Uh,
I really feel like this is...
I think this is gonna be
a really good night for me.
So thank you.
- ... fighting me on this.
- It's a bad idea.
- Stop fighting me and help me!
- Are you gonna... Seriously?
Are you... Are you
a little bit retarded?
Just a little bit?
I'm just asking.
You're like the worst mom.
Oh, shit!
You're doing it. Oh, my God!
Oh, God!
Shit! Are you really doing it?
Oh, it's my baby's face
after all these years.
You better get a big old
damn prize for this, huh?
Big old damn prize.
What are you doing?
Oh, there he is.
There's that handsome boy.
Do you have to
cackle right in my face?
Oh. Oh, his sideburns, too?
Damn!
Look at you.
- Do you wanna do my head?
- No.
Hey, it's me.
Um...
Hey, uh, sorry,
I was just calling to, um...
Let you know that I won...
...a camera. One second.
Hello?
- Tom?
- Em.
Are we gonna watch a movie?
Yeah, baby. Just chill out. But
there's something cool first.
What?
Um... More surprises.
- More?
- This was left on the doorstep.
- Just now?
- Yeah. I think it's part two of the contest.
You think so?
Okay.
What is that?
"Tom and Emmy. "
You think that is I...
- That's us.
- That is us.
"Keep filming. "
- Yay! Hence the camera.
- I think we got that.
- We got that one down.
- Yeah. We got that.
"1805 Mockingbird. "
I, uh, that is where we're
going to be given bags of gold.
- That's it?
- I'm assuming.
Oh.
Just give me a second.
- Oh. I missed something.
- Mmm-hmm.
Picture of a car?
Picture of us at the mall.
- What?
- I don't know.
Let me see.
Tom?
- That's weird.
- Where's the rest?
Are you happy?
You're not gonna
give it to me, are you?
I don't have anything.
This was it!
I think it was this camera.
That was it!
- All right.
- What?
Are you seriously disappointed that
all we got was a very expensive camera?
No,
no, it's just that you said,
- "Oh, you... You won another prize. "
- Well, the...
So I thought you like talked
to somebody outside.
- I didn't know what was in that thing.
- Oh.
...Hello?
I don't know.
Just some photos.
Yeah. It looks like
they were taken, um...
On campus or something.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, no. I'm sure it's fine.
I'll call campus tomorrow.
I'm gonna call tomorrow
'cause I don't care tonight.
Why would I call the cops?
No.
Mom...
No.
I'm not gonna do that, okay.
Mom.
Mom?
Mom?
Mom?
- Call Billy.
- Why?
Because maybe
he's heard of a...
"Keep Filming. "
You think there's a business
called "Keep Filming"?
Well, what do you think?
Well, I think that just 'cause
Billy works downtown he doesn't...
All right. I'll call him.
God, you're such a punk!
Oh!
- Tom.
- What?
The phone's not charged.
Is it so hard to like put
the phone back on the charger?
I'll judge. Here. Gimme.
Gimme it. Gimme it. Gimme it.
It's dead.
No, the phone is charged,
sweetheart.
The line is dead.
The storm probably
knocked out the line.
Mom? Ah. Ha-ha!
Oh.
Shocking.
You are of no help to me.
This is why Dad ran off.
What is this?
Oh, my God. Yes. Yes! Yes!
A clown outfit.
Oh.
Oh, I get to wear
clown makeup! Yes!
I am Leonard
This is awesome
I'm gonna put
on big old shoes
Help me get some girlfriends
Yes, it will
Ah!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Look.
Presenting
the coolest clown ever,
"Leonard the Badass Clown. "
This is without a doubt
the coolest moment of my life.
Hey, Mom, I need your keys.
Hello?
Hello?
Babe?
I don't know.
That's kinda weird.
Yep. It's a porno.
This is our lucky night then.
It's bike porn.
Hmm.
- Or art film.
- I know. It's...
- It's really good.
- Really interesting.
That's a pretty house.
Please! Go!
What is that?
Go away!
I don't know.
Go away!
Go away!
Please!
What is this?
- Oh!
- Oh, God!
I did everything you said!
I never stopped filming!
- Shit!
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay.
- Oh.
Okay. This is a hoax.
- Nice.
- Nice.
- Right. You are watching us.
- We are watching you, too. Great.
- What the fuck? Okay.
- All right, can we turn this off?
All right.
What was that?
What?
Is that...
That's our house.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we're right there.
Oh, shit!
What the fuck?
Oh, my God. They were
right fucking there.
This is not funny.
This is not funny.
I'm calling the cops.
We gotta call somebody.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We've gotta get help, Tom.
We have to get out of here.
- Ah!
- Stay calm, Emmy.
- Hey, wait.
- I'm calling the cops.
...Oh!
Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
- Hey, this is Beth.
- I can't get to the phone.
But leave me a message and I
will call you back. Thank you.
Hey there, boys and girls.
Why so down?
I got a game for us to play.
Do you like movies?
What is it?
What are they saying?
They want me to...
They want me to
hold the camera.
Why?
Why?
They wanna see your face.
Pick up the camera.
Film something.
Say cheese.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
That's great.
Isn't this fun?
I'm really scared.
My keys were right here.
My keys were right here.
What's going on?
I don't care. I don't give
a fuck what's going on.
- Just get the spare...
- We're leaving. Baby. Baby.
Look in the drawer.
Tom, they came in our house
and they filmed us.
They filmed my babies.
Check my coat. Check my coat.
Put that down. Put it down.
No. I'm not gonna put it down.
I'm gonna hold it.
They said to keep filming.
- I don't give a fuck what they said.
- Shit!
- They were in our house.
- They are not in my coat.
Maybe they're gone.
Maybe they're gone.
Just... Just stay close
by. Shh! I heard something.
- Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
- Go away!
...Go away!
Hey, hey.
Ah!
Yes!
Come on!
You guys put a...
How did you put this in here?
Oh!
That is cool.
This is cool.
Okay. Okay. Wait.
"Wow. You look great. "
Thank you.
"But what will
the ladies think?"
Um, I don't know. They're
probably gonna love it.
"Go to the women's restroom
at the Magnolia Hotel. "
Awesome!
I've never been in
a women's bathroom.
I'm not... I'm not sure I wanna
break through that mystery.
Let mysteries exist.
I don't need to
know all the answers.
I don't need to see
what women do in there.
I assume they just go in the
bathroom to gossip and do cocaine.
I have
an announcement to make.
I'm farting.
I'm farting and I'm peeing
in the women's room.
I'm pooping in
the women's room.
Sorry. It's part of a contest.
I don't even know if I'm supposed
to tell you that. Oh, shit!
Did you guys see a card
anywhere? It looks like this card?
I thought there'd be like, uh,
chairs or couches in here.
Here. Got it.
Got it, got it, got it!
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Is somebody there?
Hello?
Hello?
Hold it, Tom.
Just hold it for a minute.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What is that? What is that?
I don't know.
- Try the phone again.
- I just did.
- They're still here.
What?
Shit. There are fucking murderers
outside of our fucking house.
We have to go, Tommy.
We have to get outta here.
Emmy, put the camera down.
And we're gonna leave.
Put it down!
Let's just talk
about this for a second.
Just what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Tom,
I'm really fucking scared.
I'm really
fucking freaked out.
Sweetheart. Sweetheart,
sweetheart, sweetheart.
Okay, we're gonna get outta here.
It's fine. They haven't done anything.
They're just... They're
just fucking tormenting us.
Tom. Tell me the plan.
That's a gun.
Yeah, Emmy. It's a gun.
What are we gonna do?
Just walk out the front door?
What else are we gonna do?
We need to think about this.
I just wanna get
you across the street.
I just wanna get
to a fucking phone.
- I just wanna call the cops.
- What if they're out there.
I'm not gonna shoot anybody.
They told us not
to tell anybody.
- This is a bad idea.
- No. It's a...
Bad. Bad. Bad.
The whole evening.
It's a fucking game.
And we're just gonna leave.
- Put the fucking camera down.
- No.
- And we are going.
- No.
- Just put the camera down.
- I'm not going out there.
- Put the camera down.
- No, Tom.
- Emmy. Emmy. Emmy. I'm...
- No!
I wanna get outta here.
- Jesus.
Shit. Fuck.
What the fuck?
...Oh, God.
Tom.
What do we do?
I don't know.
They turned
the phone back on.
I'm gonna answer it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's see what they want.
Clown Town population,
Leonard.
Mayor of Clown Town, Leonard.
Over here is the car
dealership I got fired for.
I used to wash cars there.
Um, my boss told me,
"You don't do a good job.
You do a good enough job. "
And,
uh, I was literally the...
The best I could do for her.
- You look like a retard.
- Eat a dick, Gary.
I'm not gonna eat a dick.
I don't wanna eat a dick.
So I'm not going to.
- Okay. Dude, do you really
wanna do this? Yes, I wanna do it.
- All right. I'm gonna go. All
right. All right. Do you really?
I gotta do it. Ready?
- All right.
- All right, please. Just...
Make sure you get it all.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.
- It's gonna be good.
Hey.
Dude. It's not my... Okay.
- All right, you ready?
- Yeah, sure thing, man.
- All right. Go ahead.
- Let me take my glasses off.
Oh, my!
Oh, he just had to spit.
Are you... How does that feel?
Um, but we didn't get it.
We... We didn't get it.
We didn't get it.
- We're gonna get it this time.
- Just go wide or something.
- Yep. Yeah. Going wide.
- You ready for this?
Yeah. Thanks for helping.
Okay.
I can't believe I just fucking
kicked you in the nuts, dude.
Here.
- Lay down, lay down, lay down.
- What do you...
Hey, Chuckles. Hey, hey.
- I gotta get the...
Hey, Leonard. Hey.
What do you call a fucking idiot
who just got kicked in his nuts?
- Which one...
- You, fuck-o!
I'm gonna be rich,
you asshole!
Count to three, you dick!
All right.
All right.
Now if the king
and the queen were smart,
they would understand that the
monster outside the castle sees all.
- But you have to realize, boys
and girls. They're watching us.
Just because they're grownups
doesn't mean they know everything.
How is that possible?
Even mommies and daddies...
How can they
see what we're doing?
Fuck.
So the monster reached down
with his scaly hand...
...and pulled them up.
Do you know why, children?
Because they didn't listen.
What?
There's a transmitter.
What? A what?
The red light
is a transmitter.
...What?
I didn't leave.
I am so sorry.
We're sorry.
Okay,
I know you're watching me.
Please leave me alone.
Please leave me alone.
I'm sorry if I
did anything to you.
I'm very sorry.
I
don't have any money.
I... I have some jewelry.
You can have that.
You can have that.
Okay?
I'll leave the camera on the front step.
And
you can take it.
I won't tell anyone.
Okay?
I promise.
Just leave me alone.
Just
leave me alone.
Leave me alone!
Go away!
Please go away!
It's a roller skating rink.
Filled with children.
This is your new present.
I am not what you
would call a risk taker.
In any form of the word.
I...
I sleep in. I'm a sleep-inner.
But I
don't take risks.
I take risks with my diet.
This is
an unusual night for me.
I mainly eat.
Uh, I complain.
Uh, I put up with my mother.
And, um, masturbate.
So, those four
things are my life.
So this is unexpected.
We're gonna do this. We're
doing it! We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
This car sucks so bad.
We're doing it!
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, can you help me
film some kids?
- No.
- No, it's not a weird thing.
I just need to take
photos with, uh, children.
No. Get away from me.
Get away from my family.
No, all you have to do
is hold the camera.
- Fine. Fine. Fine.
- Yeah. Here you go. You got it. You got it.
- Here. You got it?
- Yeah.
Okay. So just make sure like
this is... This is in there.
Are you getting this?
We're good.
Okay. You got everything?
Ah!
Do the rapper pose.
Be a rapper.
- Big smile. Cheese!
- Cheese.
How many are out there?
I have no idea.
Do you see anything?
No.
- What do we do?
- We stay in the kitchen.
Tom.
I'm gonna check in the back.
- I'm scared.
- I'm gonna check out back.
...Stay here.
What about the computer?
A.O.L.
No, you need
a phone for that to work.
- What do they want?
- I don't know.
- Tom.
- Stay here.
- Oh, my God.
- Stay here.
Be careful.
Tom?
Tom?
Answer me.
- Don't come in here.
- What?
Don't come in here.
Stay back, Emmy.
- What is it?
- Just don't.
What is it? What is it?
Oh, God! Oh, no. No.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
...They killed him.
Oh, no.
Oh! Oh!
Jesus Christ. They threw
him through the window.
Oh.
Oh. What is going on?
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
Let's go. Let's just go.
Let's get outta here.
They left us a tape.
Beth, listen to your mother.
Sweetheart,
I think you'll do great.
People are gonna love you.
You'll see.
How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Daddy on the phone?
I just wish you wouldn't
have moved so far away.
Beth, you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
Listen to your mother.
Sweetheart,
I think you'll do great.
People are gonna love you.
You'll see.
- -How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Dad on the phone?
You're so far away.
Beth,
you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
Listen to me.
If you call Eric, it'll just
start everything all over again.
You can do better than him.
- -How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Dad on the phone?
I just wish you wouldn't
have moved so far away.
Beth,
you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
I don't wanna watch this.
I can't watch this, Tom.
He was just a boy.
Emmy, just... They're
just fucking tormenting us.
That's it. They're just
trying to freak us out.
What is this?
I don't know.
Oh, God.
Who does this?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
No. No.
Did you see them?
What clues?
What is he talking about?
I don't know, Emmy.
He'll never find... There's
gotta be a clue somewhere.
I mean...
Should I answer it?
I don't know.
What if it's a clue?
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
You forgot your
fucking pictures.
Work.
Come on!
Huh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
One,
two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Go away. Please go away.
What do you want me to do?
What? I'm filming! Do you see?
I'm doing what you say.
Please.
Why are you doing this to me?
Happy Birthday.
Are you excited?
I have a present all for you.
I can't wait for
you to open it.
Who are you?
I picked it out special.
Reach out your hand
and close your eyes.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm so excited.
I love presents.
Don't you, boys and girls?
I wish it was my
birthday every day.
I wish it was
everyone's birthday every day.
Then we can open
presents all year long.
Why don't we open this one
and see what we get?
Careful, careful.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No.
No. Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
The girls.
- It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
Ah.
What the fuck?
What?
It's a key. It's a car key.
Please don't make me do this.
Please don't make me do this.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I don't wanna do this.
Please don't make me do this.
I don't wanna open the box.
I don't
wanna open the box.
Please.
Please. Can we stop now?
Can we stop now, please?
Just stop. Please.
Stop.
Okay, stop.
Okay, stop. It's okay.
Stop.
Please stop.
Please stop. Please stop.
Please stop.
Stop, please.
Leave a message at the tone
and we'll call you back.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
- Bye!
Now the king and
the queen best hurry.
They better solve the puzzle.
They only have ten minutes.
Ten minutes?
Or the evil monster will
gobble their daughters right up.
What? What does he want?
Do you know the answer,
boys and girls?
- Shit.
- What do you want?
Have you been following along?
Ten minutes.
Ten minutes. Ten minutes.
Think, Tom!
What do they want? Think!
Shit.
The card, the card, the card.
- What?
- Upstairs!
- Gobble their daughters
right up. Shit. Shit.
- Do you know the answer,
boys and girls? Hurry!
Have you been following along?
Grab your card.
Read the clue.
Hurry.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Emmy, let's go!
- I'm coming!
Is he here?
What was the address?
Um, Mockingbird. Mockingbird.
Um... The address?
- What?
- 1805, Mockingbird.
Leave me a message and
I will call you back.
Thank you.
- Hey there, boys and girls.
- Guess who?
I'm glad you decided
to join us this morning.
Hope you had a good time.
I know I did.
What are you doing now?
Me and the rest of the boys
are going to go out and play.
Why don't you come, too?
You heard me.
Get up. Grab your mail
and come out and play.
It'll be fun.
Hey there, boys and girls.
Guess who?
What are you doing now?
Me and the rest of the boys
are going to go out and play.
Why don't you come, too?
You heard me.
Get up. Grab your mail
and come out and play.
It'll be fun.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Whoo-hoo!
How's it going?
Beautiful day, huh?
Hey!
Winner,
winner, chicken dinner.
Good evening, bakery lady.
Yeah. Can I help
you with something?
Yeah. I would like one of
your finest cakes, please.
Okay. Well, they're
all fine. Just pick one.
All right. Um, um, let's see.
Uh, white cake, red icing,
and then a word in the middle.
Okay. What word you want?
Surprise.
- I don't know where we are.
- I don't know where we are.
- I can't see anything.
- I can't see a goddamn thing.
Move! Go! Move!
Honk your fucking horn.
How much time do we have?
Like seven minutes.
We're good. We're okay.
- We're gonna be fine.
- Can you see?
- God damn it, Tom.
- What?
You don't know
where you're going.
I'm going this way.
We're gonna turn... We're
gonna turn right up here.
Watch out.
There's a car right there.
Well. I know,
I know, I know!
This is right.
This is right.
Okay.
"Your presence is requested
as the guest of honor
"at 1805, Mockingbird Drive. "
Wherever that is.
I don't know
where this address is.
I am not a happy
clown right now!
I am not a happy clown.
Okay. Great. Thanks!
"Our Father
who art in heaven,
"hallowed be Thy name.
"Thy kingdom come.
"Thy will be done.
"On earth as it is in heaven.
"Give us this day
our daily bread.
"And forgive us our trespasses
"as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
"And lead us not
into temptation.
"But deliver us from evil.
"For Thine is the kingdom, and
the power, and the glory forever...
"... and ever.
"Amen. "
All right. All right!
- Shit. Oh, my God.
- What?
There it is.
There it is. There it is.
Look. Look, look.
No, wait here, okay.
I want you to wait right here.
Okay. Hang on.
Let me make sure
everything's okay.
- Be careful.
- I will. I will.
What is this place?
What the hell?
What the hell? Who's that?
Stay close.
Wait. Wait.
Creepy.
Megan?
Megan?
Hello?
Hello?
Is somebody there?
Oh!
Okay.
Just promise me that you guys
aren't just making fun of me.
Just please be real.
One clown cake delivery
coming up.
- Tom! Tom!
- It's okay.
Let me help.
It's okay. It's okay.
Shit.
Tom. Tom, where are you?
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
What was that?
Oh, God.
That must be for me.
Okay.
Amazing.
Oh, where do you buy
a billion balloons?
Help me.
I'm a white blood cell.
Ah-ha. It's pathogens.
That must be
the beginning of the party.
Ah!
- What's that?
- Come on.
Abby!
- Mom, look at us!
- Ah!
Mom, look at us!
Mom, look at us!
- Megan.
- Mom, look at us!
Hello?
Hello?
Who's there?
Is anybody there?
Oh, shit!
What do you want?
Stop.
- Girls!
- Can you hear us?
Honey!
Mommy and Daddy are here.
- Abby?
- Where are you?
Girls!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Tom!
- Shh. Shh.
- Who are you?
What do you want?
- Give us our girls back.
- Stay away from me.
- Stay away from me!
- Where are they?
We stopped filming.
And we came here.
And we did
everything that you asked.
What are you talking about?
Just please.
Just give us the girls back.
- Please.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes, you do.
Where are they?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You took our girls.
- Now just release
them, please. Please.
They told me to come here.
What?
I won a prize.
- I signed a waiver.
- Huh?
- Did you do this?
- No.
- No.
- No. Let's put our guns down.
- No, of course not.
- Let's just put our guns down.
- Who did this?
- I don't know.
- We don't know.
- We don't know.
They have our babies.
19, 18, 17, 16...
- You're lying to me.
- What?
- No, put your gun down.
- It could be you.
- Put your gun down.
- You're lying to me.
- No!
- How did you get in here?
- Stay back!
- How did you get in here?
- Stay back! Don't do this!
- How did you get in?
We came in the front door.
They're not home.
How did you get in here?
We know...
Eleven, ten, nine...
We know!
They're not home!
- Back off!
- Don't fucking lie to me!
Back off!
Five, four, three...
- You're fucking lying to me!
- Drop the gun!
Just drop it! Drop the gun!
One!
Did it work?
Are they dead?
Yeah.
Did you get the tapes?
Mom?
Dad?
...Is that you?
Who's there?
Hello?
Stay away from me!
Please!
Please!
Just leave!
I did what you said!
I have the camera!
Get out!
Leave!
I never stopped filming!
I didn't call anyone.
Go away!
Go away!
Leave!
I did
everything you said!
I never stopped filming!
What the hell?
Huh!
Hey, handsome.
Would you turn that off?
- I'm not gonna turn it off.
- This was left on our doorstep.
Come on, you guys.
Come on. Help me out.
Why do we have to
get off the bed?
No, this is
their version of helping.
- This is our room...
- Come on.
So, as much as I hate saying
I was wrong and you were right,
- uh, this, I believe is
one of those contests.
Excuse me.
What did you just say?
I said... I said I was
wrong and you were right.
Ah.
Feels good, right?
It feels good.
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
- My kids don't listen to me. It's great.
- And not... That's new.
- Can you please help me? I can
jump. I'm just waiting for Dad.
Um,
why don't I just sit here...
All right, so where did this
kind of camera come from?
Okay. This was a red box sitting
on our doorstep and it had a card.
It said, "Congratulations. "
And I do believe
it was from a...
One of
the contests that you entered.
- Mom won a contest.
- And, uh...
- Mom won a contest.
- And you won.
- No way.
- Yeah. This was free.
- I... You know what?
- Which is my favorite price.
- Did you really?
- I gave you two children.
I am so nice to you. Why
would you mess with me like...
Look at me. I'm not... I'm not lying.
Why would I lie about this?
I've already admitted
to you that I was wrong
and I'm glad that you
filled out that stupid thing.
'Cause I like free stuff
as much as the next guy.
Let me see that. Let me...
Come here. Let me see it.
I told you.
- Look.
- No, it's the one at the mall.
- Yes. Yes.
- I mean I filled one out.
- I mean...
- Yes.
You think this is it?
Wait. More cleaning
and less running around.
- Where's your sister?
- How'd you win? How'd you win?
Your uncle's gonna
be here any second.
Hey,
did you put pajamas in here?
- Did you guys pack?
- Megan.
I did not put my pajamas in here.
- Did you put PJs in here?
You each get to pick one toy
to bring with Gary.
- I did not pick pajamas.
- Okay. Yes you can. Okay.
Get it, get it, get it.
- I can jump from bed to bed.
- If you wanna take it...
I'm not gonna do this by
myself. You guys help me out.
One...
Two...
- Ah! Oh, my God!
- Three...
- If I get to five, I will eat you.
- Okay. Right here.
- What?
- Four...
No!
Five...
Mommy! He's gonna eat you.
...We're on the boat.
We're on the boat.
We can't... You can't get us.
We're on the boat.
Well, luckily
I'm a shark with legs.
...Uh-oh! I'm gonna eat her!
...He's on the boat!
What's this?
Did I win you?
Hmm?
Where did you come from?
Hello.
Shall we take
a tour of the place?
Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're entering the kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
This is the refrigerator.
Hello.
There's my girls.
Mmm.
I remember when I used to have the time
to sit and read books on these couches.
And now...
Now... Not so much.
We refuse to let
the children eat with us.
They're forced to sit in the corner of
this kitchen where we feed them only gruel.
- But that's okay.
It's cheap labor and...
I figure... Oh, crap!
Ah.
Welcome to my
expensive dining room set.
Mmm-hmm.
This is my work.
And this is all the stuff
that keeps me from my work.
I, uh, end up doing all my
children's homework for them,
and yet somehow
they still get B's.
So what does
that say about me?
Tadpole's about 10.
Wow.
She's an old baby.
- He's a big girl.
- Yeah.
He's a big, big girl.
Do you see his soft paws?
He's older
than both of you guys.
You're the best,
best little baby.
He loves that.
Bridge made of diamonds.
And then we go to the queen's,
um, castle.
And then we go to...
Is the queen a nice queen
or is she a mean queen?
A nice.
And then we go over here.
- Yeah?
- To the trees.
- Mmm-hmm.
- And then we get to the "X."
Hello?
Hi, Mom.
I've never won
anything before.
I don't know.
No, I... I don't know.
From one of those millions of
things that I fill out on campus.
You know, for like the...
Credit cards and
water bottles and shit.
Boring. Mmm-hmm.
It says, "Keep filming.
You're a star. "
Yeah.
I don't know.
At least somebody
knows I'm a star.
Mmm-hmm.
Yes, I'm sure I'll make
friends when I start school.
I know.
Thank you.
I think I'm very lovable, too.
No. I'm not gonna call Eric.
You know what, Mom? I don't really
wanna talk about this right now.
Uh...
Tonight I am
most likely doing...
This.
Yeah.
Probably talking on
the phone with you.
And playing with my camera.
Yo, a free camera.
- I got it. I got it.
- Oh, shit. All right.
- Did you see the camera?
- Yeah. I saw the camera.
- It's really weird.
- Hi.
Thanks, Gare, appreciate it.
You won it in a,
a sweepstakes. Sweepstakes?
Yeah. I just signed a...
I signed up for it in a mall.
Did you give 'em your credit
card number or something?
- No!
- No.
If you guys need anything,
you call me, okay.
- Bye, Mommy.
- Bye, sweetie.
We're gonna have fun. We're
gonna go roller-skating tonight.
- Dad told us.
- Yay!
- Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
- Dad...
Get out. Get out. Go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We already know that.
Daddy told us.
- Before I get in trouble.
- Have, have fun with that camera, you freak.
- Oh, we got so busted.
- All right, here we go. Let's go, guys.
- Bye!
- Bye!
- Bye.
- Love you.
Come on. Enough.
All right.
I want you all to myself.
Not covered in Cheerios.
It's so quiet.
Let's make some noise.
Okay.
Put the camera down.
I wanna do
it with the camera.
Look at that butt.
Look at that butt. Oh, yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, you know what?
I can make you
a video of my day.
Yeah, of campus and...
And I can show you
the guesthouse and all that.
- No,
they're gone for the week.
Yeah. It's music, Mom.
I hear it, too.
Creepy.
Maybe there's someone there.
I live in their guesthouse.
They don't tell me
what they're doing.
What?
No. It won't turn off.
Oh, man!
I don't know.
It won't turn off.
I think I broke it.
I don't know.
No, it's just not turning off.
- How does that thing turn off?
- I don't know.
- Uh... This button?
- There's usually like a button on the top.
How did you turn it on?
I don't know.
It was already on.
This should turn it off
right here. Is that working?
Look through the viewfinder.
See if you see anything.
- No. Mmm-hmm.
- Is it still on?
No.
It is. Yeah, it's still on.
This button right here
should be turning it off.
Well, it's not.
That's weird.
Are you just gonna
sit there and watch me?
I can think of no
greater subject.
Because I could
give you a job.
A better job than preserving
your beauty for all eternity?
Oh, my God.
Garlic fingers.
That was your name in... Nickname
in high school, wasn't it?
Fuck off.
Garlic fingers.
Mmm-hmm.
Here. Let me help you.
Yeah. Yeah. I gotta lean in,
'cause I don't wanna leave
any stone unturned.
Mmm.
- Let's eat.
- Okay.
Love has no chances
Darling, please take me back
Take me home
Oh, dude.
Hello?
Oh.
Oh.
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Oh, this is...
This is awesome!
- Did you eat that last
piece of cheesecake? Hey, Mom.
Jesus.
God, what is that? Stop that.
Mmm. This is a giant fuck you.
You know how you're always like,
"Stop signing up for contests"?
Well, look what I won.
What?
An already opened camera?
Do you want this, too?
Or should we save it
for your birthday?
What are you doing?
Hold this.
Jesus, God.
It's heavy.
Yeah, because it's nice.
What? No, higher, Mom. Higher.
No, it's clearly way too high.
Oh, it's clearly way too high.
- You've never seen television?
- Okay. Jesus.
"Congratulations. You've been entered
in a once in a lifetime contest. "
..."One night.
One prize. One game. "
Ooh.
I guess it's
like a scavenger hunt.
- Mom? Mom.
- Oh. Oh, this is bad.
Where are the clippers?
- What clippers?
- Give it to me.
- Why? Why?
- Where are the clippers?
Because it's a contest
and I have to do things.
- Yeah? What kinda things?
- And you know what I win?
A job?
I win $10,000.
- Here! Bathroom.
- The good ones or the bad ones?
- This one.
- No, those are the bad ones.
- What are we clipping?
- Why are your panties everywhere?
What the fuck are we clipping?
Hey. My name is Leonard.
You can't see me. Hold on.
Let's go!
Okay.
Hey, my name is Leonard and I just
wanna say thank you so... Shit!
- Leonard.
- I just... Shut up!
That's my mom.
Normally, uh, I don't know. I
don't normally live with her.
But I owe my mom
some money, so...
I... Okay, so what I'm...
What I'm trying to say is...
- Leonard!
- ... thank you so much. Shut up! Please!
Um, I just want you
guys to know that, um...
I appreciate this. And, I
honestly could use the $10,000.
So, um...
Leonard! Hurry!
Shit.
Uh,
I really feel like this is...
I think this is gonna be
a really good night for me.
So thank you.
- ... fighting me on this.
- It's a bad idea.
- Stop fighting me and help me!
- Are you gonna... Seriously?
Are you... Are you
a little bit retarded?
Just a little bit?
I'm just asking.
You're like the worst mom.
Oh, shit!
You're doing it. Oh, my God!
Oh, God!
Shit! Are you really doing it?
Oh, it's my baby's face
after all these years.
You better get a big old
damn prize for this, huh?
Big old damn prize.
What are you doing?
Oh, there he is.
There's that handsome boy.
Do you have to
cackle right in my face?
Oh. Oh, his sideburns, too?
Damn!
Look at you.
- Do you wanna do my head?
- No.
Hey, it's me.
Um...
Hey, uh, sorry,
I was just calling to, um...
Let you know that I won...
...a camera. One second.
Hello?
- Tom?
- Em.
Are we gonna watch a movie?
Yeah, baby. Just chill out. But
there's something cool first.
What?
Um... More surprises.
- More?
- This was left on the doorstep.
- Just now?
- Yeah. I think it's part two of the contest.
You think so?
Okay.
What is that?
"Tom and Emmy. "
You think that is I...
- That's us.
- That is us.
"Keep filming. "
- Yay! Hence the camera.
- I think we got that.
- We got that one down.
- Yeah. We got that.
"1805 Mockingbird. "
I, uh, that is where we're
going to be given bags of gold.
- That's it?
- I'm assuming.
Oh.
Just give me a second.
- Oh. I missed something.
- Mmm-hmm.
Picture of a car?
Picture of us at the mall.
- What?
- I don't know.
Let me see.
Tom?
- That's weird.
- Where's the rest?
Are you happy?
You're not gonna
give it to me, are you?
I don't have anything.
This was it!
I think it was this camera.
That was it!
- All right.
- What?
Are you seriously disappointed that
all we got was a very expensive camera?
No,
no, it's just that you said,
- "Oh, you... You won another prize. "
- Well, the...
So I thought you like talked
to somebody outside.
- I didn't know what was in that thing.
- Oh.
...Hello?
I don't know.
Just some photos.
Yeah. It looks like
they were taken, um...
On campus or something.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, no. I'm sure it's fine.
I'll call campus tomorrow.
I'm gonna call tomorrow
'cause I don't care tonight.
Why would I call the cops?
No.
Mom...
No.
I'm not gonna do that, okay.
Mom.
Mom?
Mom?
Mom?
- Call Billy.
- Why?
Because maybe
he's heard of a...
"Keep Filming. "
You think there's a business
called "Keep Filming"?
Well, what do you think?
Well, I think that just 'cause
Billy works downtown he doesn't...
All right. I'll call him.
God, you're such a punk!
Oh!
- Tom.
- What?
The phone's not charged.
Is it so hard to like put
the phone back on the charger?
I'll judge. Here. Gimme.
Gimme it. Gimme it. Gimme it.
It's dead.
No, the phone is charged,
sweetheart.
The line is dead.
The storm probably
knocked out the line.
Mom? Ah. Ha-ha!
Oh.
Shocking.
You are of no help to me.
This is why Dad ran off.
What is this?
Oh, my God. Yes. Yes! Yes!
A clown outfit.
Oh.
Oh, I get to wear
clown makeup! Yes!
I am Leonard
This is awesome
I'm gonna put
on big old shoes
Help me get some girlfriends
Yes, it will
Ah!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Look.
Presenting
the coolest clown ever,
"Leonard the Badass Clown. "
This is without a doubt
the coolest moment of my life.
Hey, Mom, I need your keys.
Hello?
Hello?
Babe?
I don't know.
That's kinda weird.
Yep. It's a porno.
This is our lucky night then.
It's bike porn.
Hmm.
- Or art film.
- I know. It's...
- It's really good.
- Really interesting.
That's a pretty house.
Please! Go!
What is that?
Go away!
I don't know.
Go away!
Go away!
Please!
What is this?
- Oh!
- Oh, God!
I did everything you said!
I never stopped filming!
- Shit!
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay.
- Oh.
Okay. This is a hoax.
- Nice.
- Nice.
- Right. You are watching us.
- We are watching you, too. Great.
- What the fuck? Okay.
- All right, can we turn this off?
All right.
What was that?
What?
Is that...
That's our house.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we're right there.
Oh, shit!
What the fuck?
Oh, my God. They were
right fucking there.
This is not funny.
This is not funny.
I'm calling the cops.
We gotta call somebody.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We've gotta get help, Tom.
We have to get out of here.
- Ah!
- Stay calm, Emmy.
- Hey, wait.
- I'm calling the cops.
...Oh!
Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
- Hey, this is Beth.
- I can't get to the phone.
But leave me a message and I
will call you back. Thank you.
Hey there, boys and girls.
Why so down?
I got a game for us to play.
Do you like movies?
What is it?
What are they saying?
They want me to...
They want me to
hold the camera.
Why?
Why?
They wanna see your face.
Pick up the camera.
Film something.
Say cheese.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
Pick up the camera.
That's great.
Isn't this fun?
I'm really scared.
My keys were right here.
My keys were right here.
What's going on?
I don't care. I don't give
a fuck what's going on.
- Just get the spare...
- We're leaving. Baby. Baby.
Look in the drawer.
Tom, they came in our house
and they filmed us.
They filmed my babies.
Check my coat. Check my coat.
Put that down. Put it down.
No. I'm not gonna put it down.
I'm gonna hold it.
They said to keep filming.
- I don't give a fuck what they said.
- Shit!
- They were in our house.
- They are not in my coat.
Maybe they're gone.
Maybe they're gone.
Just... Just stay close
by. Shh! I heard something.
- Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
- Go away!
...Go away!
Hey, hey.
Ah!
Yes!
Come on!
You guys put a...
How did you put this in here?
Oh!
That is cool.
This is cool.
Okay. Okay. Wait.
"Wow. You look great. "
Thank you.
"But what will
the ladies think?"
Um, I don't know. They're
probably gonna love it.
"Go to the women's restroom
at the Magnolia Hotel. "
Awesome!
I've never been in
a women's bathroom.
I'm not... I'm not sure I wanna
break through that mystery.
Let mysteries exist.
I don't need to
know all the answers.
I don't need to see
what women do in there.
I assume they just go in the
bathroom to gossip and do cocaine.
I have
an announcement to make.
I'm farting.
I'm farting and I'm peeing
in the women's room.
I'm pooping in
the women's room.
Sorry. It's part of a contest.
I don't even know if I'm supposed
to tell you that. Oh, shit!
Did you guys see a card
anywhere? It looks like this card?
I thought there'd be like, uh,
chairs or couches in here.
Here. Got it.
Got it, got it, got it!
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Is somebody there?
Hello?
Hello?
Hold it, Tom.
Just hold it for a minute.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What is that? What is that?
I don't know.
- Try the phone again.
- I just did.
- They're still here.
What?
Shit. There are fucking murderers
outside of our fucking house.
We have to go, Tommy.
We have to get outta here.
Emmy, put the camera down.
And we're gonna leave.
Put it down!
Let's just talk
about this for a second.
Just what are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Tom,
I'm really fucking scared.
I'm really
fucking freaked out.
Sweetheart. Sweetheart,
sweetheart, sweetheart.
Okay, we're gonna get outta here.
It's fine. They haven't done anything.
They're just... They're
just fucking tormenting us.
Tom. Tell me the plan.
That's a gun.
Yeah, Emmy. It's a gun.
What are we gonna do?
Just walk out the front door?
What else are we gonna do?
We need to think about this.
I just wanna get
you across the street.
I just wanna get
to a fucking phone.
- I just wanna call the cops.
- What if they're out there.
I'm not gonna shoot anybody.
They told us not
to tell anybody.
- This is a bad idea.
- No. It's a...
Bad. Bad. Bad.
The whole evening.
It's a fucking game.
And we're just gonna leave.
- Put the fucking camera down.
- No.
- And we are going.
- No.
- Just put the camera down.
- I'm not going out there.
- Put the camera down.
- No, Tom.
- Emmy. Emmy. Emmy. I'm...
- No!
I wanna get outta here.
- Jesus.
Shit. Fuck.
What the fuck?
...Oh, God.
Tom.
What do we do?
I don't know.
They turned
the phone back on.
I'm gonna answer it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's see what they want.
Clown Town population,
Leonard.
Mayor of Clown Town, Leonard.
Over here is the car
dealership I got fired for.
I used to wash cars there.
Um, my boss told me,
"You don't do a good job.
You do a good enough job. "
And,
uh, I was literally the...
The best I could do for her.
- You look like a retard.
- Eat a dick, Gary.
I'm not gonna eat a dick.
I don't wanna eat a dick.
So I'm not going to.
- Okay. Dude, do you really
wanna do this? Yes, I wanna do it.
- All right. I'm gonna go. All
right. All right. Do you really?
I gotta do it. Ready?
- All right.
- All right, please. Just...
Make sure you get it all.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.
- It's gonna be good.
Hey.
Dude. It's not my... Okay.
- All right, you ready?
- Yeah, sure thing, man.
- All right. Go ahead.
- Let me take my glasses off.
Oh, my!
Oh, he just had to spit.
Are you... How does that feel?
Um, but we didn't get it.
We... We didn't get it.
We didn't get it.
- We're gonna get it this time.
- Just go wide or something.
- Yep. Yeah. Going wide.
- You ready for this?
Yeah. Thanks for helping.
Okay.
I can't believe I just fucking
kicked you in the nuts, dude.
Here.
- Lay down, lay down, lay down.
- What do you...
Hey, Chuckles. Hey, hey.
- I gotta get the...
Hey, Leonard. Hey.
What do you call a fucking idiot
who just got kicked in his nuts?
- Which one...
- You, fuck-o!
I'm gonna be rich,
you asshole!
Count to three, you dick!
All right.
All right.
Now if the king
and the queen were smart,
they would understand that the
monster outside the castle sees all.
- But you have to realize, boys
and girls. They're watching us.
Just because they're grownups
doesn't mean they know everything.
How is that possible?
Even mommies and daddies...
How can they
see what we're doing?
Fuck.
So the monster reached down
with his scaly hand...
...and pulled them up.
Do you know why, children?
Because they didn't listen.
What?
There's a transmitter.
What? A what?
The red light
is a transmitter.
...What?
I didn't leave.
I am so sorry.
We're sorry.
Okay,
I know you're watching me.
Please leave me alone.
Please leave me alone.
I'm sorry if I
did anything to you.
I'm very sorry.
I
don't have any money.
I... I have some jewelry.
You can have that.
You can have that.
Okay?
I'll leave the camera on the front step.
And
you can take it.
I won't tell anyone.
Okay?
I promise.
Just leave me alone.
Just
leave me alone.
Leave me alone!
Go away!
Please go away!
It's a roller skating rink.
Filled with children.
This is your new present.
I am not what you
would call a risk taker.
In any form of the word.
I...
I sleep in. I'm a sleep-inner.
But I
don't take risks.
I take risks with my diet.
This is
an unusual night for me.
I mainly eat.
Uh, I complain.
Uh, I put up with my mother.
And, um, masturbate.
So, those four
things are my life.
So this is unexpected.
We're gonna do this. We're
doing it! We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
This car sucks so bad.
We're doing it!
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, can you help me
film some kids?
- No.
- No, it's not a weird thing.
I just need to take
photos with, uh, children.
No. Get away from me.
Get away from my family.
No, all you have to do
is hold the camera.
- Fine. Fine. Fine.
- Yeah. Here you go. You got it. You got it.
- Here. You got it?
- Yeah.
Okay. So just make sure like
this is... This is in there.
Are you getting this?
We're good.
Okay. You got everything?
Ah!
Do the rapper pose.
Be a rapper.
- Big smile. Cheese!
- Cheese.
How many are out there?
I have no idea.
Do you see anything?
No.
- What do we do?
- We stay in the kitchen.
Tom.
I'm gonna check in the back.
- I'm scared.
- I'm gonna check out back.
...Stay here.
What about the computer?
A.O.L.
No, you need
a phone for that to work.
- What do they want?
- I don't know.
- Tom.
- Stay here.
- Oh, my God.
- Stay here.
Be careful.
Tom?
Tom?
Answer me.
- Don't come in here.
- What?
Don't come in here.
Stay back, Emmy.
- What is it?
- Just don't.
What is it? What is it?
Oh, God! Oh, no. No.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
...They killed him.
Oh, no.
Oh! Oh!
Jesus Christ. They threw
him through the window.
Oh.
Oh. What is going on?
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
Let's go. Let's just go.
Let's get outta here.
They left us a tape.
Beth, listen to your mother.
Sweetheart,
I think you'll do great.
People are gonna love you.
You'll see.
How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Daddy on the phone?
I just wish you wouldn't
have moved so far away.
Beth, you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
Listen to your mother.
Sweetheart,
I think you'll do great.
People are gonna love you.
You'll see.
- -How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Dad on the phone?
You're so far away.
Beth,
you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
Listen to me.
If you call Eric, it'll just
start everything all over again.
You can do better than him.
- -How can you be worried?
You're lovable.
Do you want me to
put Dad on the phone?
I just wish you wouldn't
have moved so far away.
Beth,
you didn't just win anything.
You should call the police.
I don't wanna watch this.
I can't watch this, Tom.
He was just a boy.
Emmy, just... They're
just fucking tormenting us.
That's it. They're just
trying to freak us out.
What is this?
I don't know.
Oh, God.
Who does this?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
No. No.
Did you see them?
What clues?
What is he talking about?
I don't know, Emmy.
He'll never find... There's
gotta be a clue somewhere.
I mean...
Should I answer it?
I don't know.
What if it's a clue?
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
You forgot your
fucking pictures.
Work.
Come on!
Huh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
One,
two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Go away. Please go away.
What do you want me to do?
What? I'm filming! Do you see?
I'm doing what you say.
Please.
Why are you doing this to me?
Happy Birthday.
Are you excited?
I have a present all for you.
I can't wait for
you to open it.
Who are you?
I picked it out special.
Reach out your hand
and close your eyes.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Pick it up.
Pick up the box.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm so excited.
I love presents.
Don't you, boys and girls?
I wish it was my
birthday every day.
I wish it was
everyone's birthday every day.
Then we can open
presents all year long.
Why don't we open this one
and see what we get?
Careful, careful.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No.
No. Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
The girls.
- It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
Ah.
What the fuck?
What?
It's a key. It's a car key.
Please don't make me do this.
Please don't make me do this.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
I don't wanna do this.
Please don't make me do this.
I don't wanna open the box.
I don't
wanna open the box.
Please.
Please. Can we stop now?
Can we stop now, please?
Just stop. Please.
Stop.
Okay, stop.
Okay, stop. It's okay.
Stop.
Please stop.
Please stop. Please stop.
Please stop.
Stop, please.
Leave a message at the tone
and we'll call you back.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
- Bye!
Now the king and
the queen best hurry.
They better solve the puzzle.
They only have ten minutes.
Ten minutes?
Or the evil monster will
gobble their daughters right up.
What? What does he want?
Do you know the answer,
boys and girls?
- Shit.
- What do you want?
Have you been following along?
Ten minutes.
Ten minutes. Ten minutes.
Think, Tom!
What do they want? Think!
Shit.
The card, the card, the card.
- What?
- Upstairs!
- Gobble their daughters
right up. Shit. Shit.
- Do you know the answer,
boys and girls? Hurry!
Have you been following along?
Grab your card.
Read the clue.
Hurry.
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Emmy, let's go!
- I'm coming!
Is he here?
What was the address?
Um, Mockingbird. Mockingbird.
Um... The address?
- What?
- 1805, Mockingbird.
Leave me a message and
I will call you back.
Thank you.
- Hey there, boys and girls.
- Guess who?
I'm glad you decided
to join us this morning.
Hope you had a good time.
I know I did.
What are you doing now?
Me and the rest of the boys
are going to go out and play.
Why don't you come, too?
You heard me.
Get up. Grab your mail
and come out and play.
It'll be fun.
Hey there, boys and girls.
Guess who?
What are you doing now?
Me and the rest of the boys
are going to go out and play.
Why don't you come, too?
You heard me.
Get up. Grab your mail
and come out and play.
It'll be fun.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Come out and play.
Whoo-hoo!
How's it going?
Beautiful day, huh?
Hey!
Winner,
winner, chicken dinner.
Good evening, bakery lady.
Yeah. Can I help
you with something?
Yeah. I would like one of
your finest cakes, please.
Okay. Well, they're
all fine. Just pick one.
All right. Um, um, let's see.
Uh, white cake, red icing,
and then a word in the middle.
Okay. What word you want?
Surprise.
- I don't know where we are.
- I don't know where we are.
- I can't see anything.
- I can't see a goddamn thing.
Move! Go! Move!
Honk your fucking horn.
How much time do we have?
Like seven minutes.
We're good. We're okay.
- We're gonna be fine.
- Can you see?
- God damn it, Tom.
- What?
You don't know
where you're going.
I'm going this way.
We're gonna turn... We're
gonna turn right up here.
Watch out.
There's a car right there.
Well. I know,
I know, I know!
This is right.
This is right.
Okay.
"Your presence is requested
as the guest of honor
"at 1805, Mockingbird Drive. "
Wherever that is.
I don't know
where this address is.
I am not a happy
clown right now!
I am not a happy clown.
Okay. Great. Thanks!
"Our Father
who art in heaven,
"hallowed be Thy name.
"Thy kingdom come.
"Thy will be done.
"On earth as it is in heaven.
"Give us this day
our daily bread.
"And forgive us our trespasses
"as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
"And lead us not
into temptation.
"But deliver us from evil.
"For Thine is the kingdom, and
the power, and the glory forever...
"... and ever.
"Amen. "
All right. All right!
- Shit. Oh, my God.
- What?
There it is.
There it is. There it is.
Look. Look, look.
No, wait here, okay.
I want you to wait right here.
Okay. Hang on.
Let me make sure
everything's okay.
- Be careful.
- I will. I will.
What is this place?
What the hell?
What the hell? Who's that?
Stay close.
Wait. Wait.
Creepy.
Megan?
Megan?
Hello?
Hello?
Is somebody there?
Oh!
Okay.
Just promise me that you guys
aren't just making fun of me.
Just please be real.
One clown cake delivery
coming up.
- Tom! Tom!
- It's okay.
Let me help.
It's okay. It's okay.
Shit.
Tom. Tom, where are you?
Wait. Wait. Wait a second.
What was that?
Oh, God.
That must be for me.
Okay.
Amazing.
Oh, where do you buy
a billion balloons?
Help me.
I'm a white blood cell.
Ah-ha. It's pathogens.
That must be
the beginning of the party.
Ah!
- What's that?
- Come on.
Abby!
- Mom, look at us!
- Ah!
Mom, look at us!
Mom, look at us!
- Megan.
- Mom, look at us!
Hello?
Hello?
Who's there?
Is anybody there?
Oh, shit!
What do you want?
Stop.
- Girls!
- Can you hear us?
Honey!
Mommy and Daddy are here.
- Abby?
- Where are you?
Girls!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Tom!
- Shh. Shh.
- Who are you?
What do you want?
- Give us our girls back.
- Stay away from me.
- Stay away from me!
- Where are they?
We stopped filming.
And we came here.
And we did
everything that you asked.
What are you talking about?
Just please.
Just give us the girls back.
- Please.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes, you do.
Where are they?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You took our girls.
- Now just release
them, please. Please.
They told me to come here.
What?
I won a prize.
- I signed a waiver.
- Huh?
- Did you do this?
- No.
- No.
- No. Let's put our guns down.
- No, of course not.
- Let's just put our guns down.
- Who did this?
- I don't know.
- We don't know.
- We don't know.
They have our babies.
19, 18, 17, 16...
- You're lying to me.
- What?
- No, put your gun down.
- It could be you.
- Put your gun down.
- You're lying to me.
- No!
- How did you get in here?
- Stay back!
- How did you get in here?
- Stay back! Don't do this!
- How did you get in?
We came in the front door.
They're not home.
How did you get in here?
We know...
Eleven, ten, nine...
We know!
They're not home!
- Back off!
- Don't fucking lie to me!
Back off!
Five, four, three...
- You're fucking lying to me!
- Drop the gun!
Just drop it! Drop the gun!
One!
Did it work?
Are they dead?
Yeah.
Did you get the tapes?