Monica O My Darling (2022) Movie Script

1
[fireworks bursting]
[children shouting happily]
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali.
[Gaurav] Hey! [laughs]
That was good, Shalu.
It was great! Superb, superb.
[Shalu] Come on, Gaurya.
You're just saying that.
-Let's try again.
-No, Shalu. Really. It was good.
Why would I lie to you?
Come on.
Happy Diwali.
[Gaurav] Even this is nice.
[sighs]
[door opens]
[chuckling] Hey, Gaurya!
Are you watching porn?
[Gaurav] What are you doing here?
I have come
to pick up a file for Faridi sir.
Hey, listen, I have to tell you something.
-[Gaurav] What?
-[louder] I have to tell you something.
Go on.
We went to Pataleshwar temple.
I don't know what hit me.
I got down on one knee
and I just proposed to her.
You did what?
I proposed to her.
To whom?
To Shalu, of course. Who else?
You know, she started crying.
She cried?
-That means she said no?
-Of course not. She said yes!
I'm going to throw a huge party now!
[cell phone ringing]
Look who's calling.
Yes, Mrs. Dev Prakash.
I love you. [kisses]
Hey, I love you, love you,
love you. [kisses]
No, I'm on my way back.
[chuckles] Don't get angry now.
Listen, I have spoken to my parents.
They have already picked a date,
um, for the next week. So be ready.
[machinery whirs, beeps]
Hey, Shalu.
Uh, Shalu,
can I call you back in some time?
Love you, too. Okay, bye.
[gate buzzing]
[whirring stops]
Gaurya!
Is there a problem with the machine?
[grunts]
-[screaming]
-[alarm blaring]
[bones crack]
[alarm blaring]
[woman giggles]
[emcee] Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Mr. Satyanarayan Adhikari.
[cheering and applause]
[upbeat music playing]
[clicks tongue] Look over there!
[cheering subsides]
[Satyanarayan] Ladies and gentlemen,
over the last few years,
our fabulous robotics division
has done some phenomenal work.
In fact, they have broken
and surpassed all the records,
-and they did that
-Hey, look there!
by diligently following
all safety standards and protocols
of the Kyoto-900.
Excuse me, sir.
Sir, excuse me. Over here. Sir!
If I'm, uh, not mistaken,
you are claiming that the machines
at your factory are 100% safe. Am I right?
Yes. That's what I said.
That means
the death of supervisor Dev Prakash
was not caused by a machine, sir?
-Sir, one minute. Let me handle it.
-Is that right, sir?
Listen me, Faridi.
Dev Prakash death
was unfortunate accident.
It have nothing to do
with robotic machinery.
Then, sir, tell me something.
Why was your safety officer,
Faridi Baig, who, by the way is me,
fired for no reason at all?
-Security!
-Sir, I want an answer right now!
-Catch him! Take out him!
-Hey!
-I want an answer right now!
-Hey! Out!
-I want an answer now!
-What a frustrated man he is!
-Take him out fast!
-Tell me!
Dev Prakash family
given good compensation.
[indistinct shouting]
Our company take care fully.
[Faridi shouting indistinctly]
Very frustrated man.
Frustrated.
[Satyanarayan] Dev will always be
in my heart and prayers.
Shalu.
-But now we need to
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
-move on from this tragedy.
So today,
on the 50th anniversary of our company,
I'm announcing a bonus for everyone.
[applause]
And now,
for a seat on the board of directors,
as promised.
He will not only be getting voting rights,
he will also be entitled
to 4% of the company shares.
Which has never been offered
to any other board member till today.
The biggest honor.
Ladies and gentlemen,
let me announce
the future of the Unicorn Group,
Mr. Jayant Arkhedkar.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you, sir.
[Satyanarayan] I met him
at the Indian Institute of Technology
-It's a great surprise!
-three years ago.
But does genius man
made such a presentation
that I understood every word.
That is when I decided
that this robot will be the thing
that will take
the Unicorn Group to the next level.
[Jayant] Sir, thank you so much.
Actually, I am nothing but a workhorse.
I've come this far because of you.
-So--
-Not a horse.
-You're a unicorn.
-Of course, sir.
-Jayant, show us your magic.
-Sure, sir.
[machines whirring]
That is Jayant-- Uh, Johnny.
To me, he is Johnny.
My, uh, friend from childhood, school.
-Yeah. I am also helping him to make a
-Shh.
[whispers] rocket.
And see, now he's flying.
[cheers and applause]
[children giggling]
Wow!
-[exhales]
-[man whoops]
Dadu. Shh!
One sec.
[Jayant] Thank you.
-Thank you. Oh
-Surprise!
-Hi!
-Congratulations, baby.
-Wow.
-[kisses]
Uh Okay. Sir
Dadu, bye.
[Jayant chuckles]
Why didn't you
tell me about your promotion?
-Yeah, let's--
-Why did Dadu have to tell me?
-I didn't know myself.
-Don't lie.
-He tells you everything.
-Why would I?
[in Tamil] Come back before 9:30 p.m.,
and come back sober. Do you understand?
[in English] Come on, kids.
[in Tamil] Go with your mother.
[woman, in English]
Mr. Adhikari's walking your way.
Good for him. He needs the exercise.
Wow. Is this fatherly love or just guilt?
Wow. My own brother is a rockstar.
[chuckles]
I think I'll have to start
calling you "sir" from now, huh?
-No, no, no.
-Hey, Johnny Arkhedkar. Director!
Congratulations.
-Take, take, take.
-What's this?
It was for your birthday,
but when do you have time for us?
-No. It's okay.
-You've forgotten me.
But I am a true friend.
Dada, take it. It's with so much love.
-Uh
-[emcee] Jayant sir.
It's time for the show.
Okay. You guys go and sit.
The show's about to start.
-Come on, let's get a drink.
-Okay? Yeah. One second.
[emcee] Ladies and gentlemen,
get ready for a fabulous performance
by Miss Monica.
["Ek Zindagi" playing]
[giggles]
[laughing]
-You're my Lady Luck as always.
-Yes.
-[chuckles]
-Always. [gasps]
-Hi!
-How are you?
Hi, Nishi.
-Bug off!
-Don't mind him.
[in Hindi] Just this life
Is not enough
Yes, just this life is not enough
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
[imperceptible]
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
No, no, you won't
Yes, just this life is not enough
Tell us where you came from
And where are you off to, oh, Monica
[in English] No, never
[in Hindi] We heard that you've learnt
The art of stealing people's heart
[giggles]
[in Hindi] Is that so?
Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, oh, Monica
[scatting]
The world is a casino
The cards are laid
Everyone's eyes are full of desire
Don't let the game
Remain in your heart
Let it flow out into the ocean
Let it flow, let it flow
[scatting]
But there is no water
For it to flow away
Yes, just this life
Way to go, Dada!
Is not enough
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
No, no, you won't
Yes, just this life is not enough
Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, oh, Monica
[in English] Oh, no, no, no
[in Hindi] We heard that you've learnt
The new art of stealing people's heart
[laughs] Is that so?
Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, oh, Monica
[scatting]
[cheering and applause]
Yes, just this life
Is not enough
[both moaning]
[Monica giggling]
[moaning continues]
[woman sighs]
[sighs]
-[in English] I quit.
-Quit?
Hmm.
Since when?
Since I got the news.
What news?
Congratulations.
You quit smoking because of my promotion?
[chuckles] Sweet.
Jay
you're going to be a father.
[laughing] Oh, fuck!
For a moment, I thought that you
You were being serious. [chuckles]
Come on, Monica.
[sighs]
Have Have you gone mad?
Okay, listen.
I have a doctor friend in Mumbai,
a proper gynec.
We'll go for a consultation,
and you get an abortion. Okay?
You get an abortion. I'm keeping the baby.
But why? Why?
Not "Why, why, why, why?"
"How, how, how, how?"
We fucked and that's how. Hmm?
Look, Monica, you
You know right?
I can't marry you. I can't.
I've been on my own since I was 13.
I'll take care of the baby on my own.
Balls, you'll take care of it.
Don't sit here
and tell me your sob stories.
And And what if
someone at the office finds out?
If Adhikari sir finds out?
Fuck.
Jay.
Jay.
[clicks tongue]
Listen, don't get stressed. Hmm?
You get married to Nikki.
Hmm.
And once you and Nikki get married,
you will become the CEO's son-in-law,
and me, don't worry,
I'll be fine on my own.
Nobody needs to know. Hmm?
But, baby, you know how everything
is so expensive these days, right?
But thank God
that you are doing really well right now.
You know, there's maternity, delivery.
And keeping all this a secret
means I'd need to take
a few years off, right?
And school, college,
it's become so bloody expensive.
-So you're blackmailing me?
-What?
Fuck--
-Do you know what blackmail is?
-[phone vibrating]
You want me to blackmail you?
Write some anonymous letter?
"Guess Who's Fucking Who
This Week" newsletter. Want that?
Answer the phone! Pick it up!
Who's calling?
Pick it up.
You can't be responsible for me.
At least answer her call.
-Please stay quiet.
-I won't open my mouth! [exclaims]
Hello? Yes, baby.
No, no, no. I had, uh I had come home.
Why are you not here yet?
You know this is important to me, Jay.
Yeah, I'll be there in ten minutes.
I love you. Bye.
"I love you."
["Ek Zindagi" playing]
Hello?
-[thunder rumbling]
-[clears throat]
Nikki, there is something
I want to tell you.
What's up, Jay?
You know, I come from a really small town.
You have probably never even heard of it.
Angola.
Angola?
Sounds exotic.
Um, my father was a mill worker,
and my mother used to do
some small-time tailoring work from home.
We had a simple life, simple family.
I wanted to get out from there,
from that depressing middle class life.
And so I worked really hard.
Studied a lot.
After that,
I got a scholarship and went to IIT.
Then when I met your father,
my life completely
It changed in a heartbeat.
So proud of you, Jay.
Nikki, you know,
this money, this lifestyle,
all this is really sudden for me.
It's very overwhelming.
You know, I'm not used to it.
Because I've never had it.
-You know, when you are young and stupid
-[cell phone ringing]
you try to, uh You try to indulge in
Sorry. Sorry, sorry, Jay.
This is my cousin Vinny.
-I have to take it.
-Yeah, sure.
[whispering] She just found out
her fianc's cheating on her.
Hello, babe, stop it, no crying.
No crying. Stop it!
Dadu knows people. We'll kill him. Okay?
Don't say that.
It's not just cheating. It's disgusting!
He can't get away with it.
We're gonna make sure he rots in jail.
We know what happens
to manicured guys like him in jail.
I have watched the Netflix documentaries.
Okay? Trust me. You're fine?
Okay, cool.
Nothing. I'm with Jay.
He's not like that. He's the best.
Now you take care, okay?
I'm gonna call you. [kisses] Bye.
[sighs] She's a mess.
-Hmm. You were saying something?
-Hmm?
You were saying something.
[chuckling nervously]
Oh, no, I was just blabbering. Forget it.
-Okay. Try some?
-Uh
Ah.
So how do you know What
What happens with manicured guys in jail?
Forget it. He's a dead man. [chuckles]
-I see.
-His next manicure's gonna be in a gutter.
[chuckles]
Hi. Look at this. Right here.
I have a petition. Just sign this
and everything will be okay.
You're a director now. Okay?
So, if you sign,
the board will have to take it serious--
-Come on!
-Please sign it! Don't forget--
We warned you.
When the rich become heartless,
the poor suffer.
You're a good man!
Not corrupt like the top management.
-Do the right thing!
-Come out!
-Come out!
-Do the right thing!
Hey, Johnny, did you like the watch?
-Watch?
-The one I gifted you at the party.
Oh, yeah, that watch. Yeah, that was good.
-You're not wearing it?
-I'll wear it. Thanks.
Morning, sir.
Sir.
Sir. Sir, I'm--
Sir, I I was about--
[scoffs]
Sir
[clapping continues]
[chuckles]
[in Sanskrit] May Lord Indra,
whose glory is great, bless us.
Thank you, guys.
That's enough. Go to work.
-[Shalu] Was it a good surprise, Dada?
-[Jayant] Yeah.
Here. This is from me.
-A frog?
-No, it's a prosperity charm.
Keep it properly. It's for good luck.
And here's all your mail.
Know what we're doing
to your cabin next week?
Putting in a voice automated system.
Blinds, lights, music,
all on voice command.
If you have any issues,
please let me know.
I'll have it sorted.
I've already
got all your stuff and kept it here.
You saw this, Dada?
Your factory jacket? So sweet.
Your friends
from the factory sent it over.
But now your factory days are gone.
You've become a big corporate guy now.
Whose photos are these?
You go and do your work
instead of running your mouth here.
What?
You're not my sister in office.
Go. Stop irritating me.
Sorry, sir!
Shut the door.
["Ek Zindagi" playing]
Fuck.
[thunder rumbling]
[sighs]
Um, 303?
[woman moaning in distance]
Hello.
Hi.
Nishi, it's not
what it looks like, you know?
Nishi, it's just a misunderstanding.
See [chuckles] I don't give a fuck
that you're fucking Monica.
I don't even give a fuck
about my sister, nor my father.
I don't give a fuck
if you're fucking my father.
No. I'm-- I'm not.
Thanks, buddy. Thanks.
I'm not here to fucking blackmail you.
But let me make something clear.
I hate you, Jayant Arkhedkar.
You're a fucking pretender.
A parasite.
All these snazzy fucking clothes,
and these white Keds,
and this bloody pathetic perfume
you fucking showered in.
It's not gonna make you one of us.
You're still that guy,
Prince of Angola. Scum, asshole.
What happened? You want to cry?
Now why am I here
in this fucking shit hole wasting my time?
Hmm? Why?
Why?
'Cause you're gonna kiss my ass.
Because I'm gonna save yours.
How?
That bitch is blackmailing me too.
Same crap. "I'm pregnant with your baby."
Fucking bullshit.
Monica is Monica's blackmailing you?
-Why are you smiling?
-I'm not smiling.
-Is this a joke?
-Monica is blackmailing you?
[toilet flushing]
Uh what is he doing here?
Monica's told him there's
an Arvind Junior swimming in her belly.
Right?
This asshole's also in the same boat.
-He?
-Yeah.
Who sleeps with someone from Accounts?
Hey, Jay! Accounts is a big deal. Okay?
That's not the point.
Point is, I am a family man.
Monica and I went for a conference to Goa,
where I got drunk and I passed out.
I don't want to be blackmailed
for sex I don't even recollect.
You're right, Jay.
Accounts department
cannot be involved in this.
I love only and only M
Savitri.
Who is Savitri?
She's my wife.
See?
Of course. I know her.
-What? How come?
-Shut up!
Just fucking shut up.
[thunder rumbling]
[cell phone chimes]
[cell phone chimes]
[cell phone chimes]
[sighs] Fuck.
Do either of you have
a fucking solution to this problem, huh?
We'll sue her. No problem.
Blackmail is crime.
Let the law deal with her.
-You'll sue her for blackmail?
-Absolutely. Why not? Huh?
I'll give you 30 seconds, huh?
Go into the future, see what happens,
and come back and tell me. Okay?
Okay. Mississippi one
Mississippi two
Mississippi three
-Sorry.
-Uh, what if--
What if we hire someone
to threaten her or something?
Yeah! Tamang! Tamang!
Yeah. Tamang is a good option.
[man] One, two, three, four!
[heavy metal music playing]
That guy has gangster vibes.
As I see it, there's only one way.
Our last option.
Mad or what, Nishi?
Suicide?
Murder.
Murder?
Whose murder?
Fuck. Please tell him whose.
-Whose Jay?
-He's talking about Monica.
What
[shudders]
[winces, coughs]
[man] What the fuck?
What happened to the lights?
If they don't come back,
I'll fuck all you motherfuckers!
[receptionist] Don't worry.
It will come back.
There is a candle in every room!
[Nishikant] You guys
will start living two lives.
Your family, society and office life,
and your Monica life.
Whenever she calls you or messages you,
you'll shell out money from your bank,
your wife will check your phone.
You'll get away a couple of times.
You might even get yourself a new phone.
You'll get your bank statement,
you'll do something to hide it.
You might manage somehow.
Maybe even open a new bank account.
You'll be about to get caught,
but you'll get away with it.
Your wife will definitely doubt you,
and your CA will get suspicious.
Then you'll decide,
cash transactions only.
But one day, Monica will decide
she wants to move to the US.
Or wants a plot in Goa.
Or by looking at how sincere
and loaded you assholes are,
she might just want to marry you.
Because you might make good husbands
and great fathers.
Because you're nice guys.
So she'll come to you and say,
"Marry me. Divorce Savitri."
Then you'll have to offer her more money.
But now Monica doesn't want money.
She wants your affection, your care.
Because you're nice guys.
And then one day, Savitri will find out.
Even Nikki will.
And so will my father, the Great Adhikari.
His two prized possessions,
the incorruptible middle class boys
have sinned and taken unaccounted money
from the company and broken his trust.
In less than six months,
you'll be fucked, exposed, finished.
Your lives will be flushed down the drain,
and that's the truth.
[whimpering]
Then you guys will come to me,
when everything
has already been fucked up,
and say,
"Bro, you were right. Let's kill Monica."
In six months, when you have nothing.
Or now
when you have everything.
[sighs]
[sighs]
Queen, Monica.
Jack will dispose, King will transport,
and Ace will kill.
Elaborate, please?
[Nishikant] Ever run a relay in school?
The first guy gets the baton,
he runs, passes it to the next guy,
and that guy to the next.
But this time,
we won't be passing any batons.
It'll be Monica's dead body.
Pick.
If I go first,
there's only 33.33% chance
of committing the murder.
Is that okay with you?
Okay?
[exhales]
Since I dealt the chips, I'll go last.
You have a 50-50 probability.
Use it.
[chuckles]
Perfect.
I didn't think
you guys had the balls to kill anyway.
Before we go ahead,
I'll need something from both of you.
A failsafe.
Like what?
I know I'll manage to kill her.
But if you guys chicken out at the end?
I'm not gonna take the fall for it.
"Murderers Agreement"?
"We, Nishikant Adhikari, Jayant Arkhedkar,
and Arvind Manivannan agree to kill
Ms. Monica Mach--"
[gasps]
Do you want Savitri to divorce you?
[whimpers] No.
You know why my father loves you?
Because you've come from nothing.
And you'll do anything to make it.
Just like he did.
And you know why he hates me?
Because I have everything,
and no garbage to get out of.
He considers you his true heir,
Jayant Arkhedkar.
[Jayant exhales]
This guy's just like my father.
And this will stay with me.
[Nishikant] Here's the plan.
Listen to it carefully.
I'm going to call Monica to Mumbai.
And she'll come. You know why?
'Cause I'll tell her
that I want to give her money.
But I'll fucking kill her
and wrap the body
and keep it in a safe place.
Jay, you will take Nikki
to my grandfather's lake in Devlali.
You will put her to sleep there
and catch a train to Mumbai.
From there,
go to the Inaamdar Mills godown,
get the van with Monica's body
and take it straight to Khandala.
Arvind will be
waiting for you in Khandala.
Just hand over the body to Arvind.
Arvind, you'll safely
dispose of the body in Khandala.
Jay, then you get back
to Mumbai from Khandala,
drop the van off at Inaamdar Mills,
catch a train back to Devlali from CSand get back to my grandfather's lake
before Nikki wakes up.
Simple.
["Piya Tu Ab To Aaja" playing]
[woman, in Hindi] Oh, my beloved
-Happy?
-Very.
Come to me now
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
[man] Monica!
[woman] He has come
Look! Look, he's here!
[woman exhaling sensually]
[man] Monica!
Monica!
[train horn blaring]
[woman] Oh, my beloved, come to me now
Extinguish the heat of my love
Hug me and shower me with your love
[woman exhaling sensually]
[Jayant] Mumbai CST.
[man, in English]
Monica! Oh, my darling
Monica! Oh, my darling
[imperceptible]
[men cheering, chattering]
[woman, in Hindi]
Your lips made a thousand promises
To quench my thirsty lips
How can you live
After forgetting your promise
Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes
[woman scatting]
[in English] Throw the key.
[woman scatting]
Oh, my beloved
Come to me now
Extinguish the heat of my love
[in English] Excuse me.
[woman]
Hug me and shower me with your love
Reay Road.
[woman exhaling sensually]
[man, in English]
Monica! Oh, my darling!
[woman, in Hindi]
If you bless me with your favor
My love, I'm willing to accept
Even that one thing
That you begged me for
Yes, yes, yes
[scatting]
[song ends abruptly]
[vehicle alarm chirps]
I love you.
[engine starts]
[tires screech]
Uh, I'm not I'm not drunk, sir.
[exhales] See, I don't drink at all.
Actually, I'm more alert because
because of the coffee.
Relax. We are not the police.
Madam's car has broken down.
That stupid driver
has also lost the toolkit.
-Uh
-We need your toolkit for five minutes.
Should be at the back, huh?
[Jayant] Wait!
Hey, hey, hey! You wait, wait, wait.
You guys want the toolkit, huh?
Tool-- You want a toolkit? [laughing]
You mean, you You want a spanner, right?
And that, uh, what do you call that?
That, uh that wrench and
Toolkit!
[chuckles] Toolkit!
It's okay, guys. You can keep this.
I'll get a new one. No problem.
[man] Wait. Don't go.
-Lovely car. It's a shame it--
-[man] Hmm!
[Jayant] Shit.
[driver] It took two minutes.
-You got angry for no reason.
-Thank God it's fine now. See you.
Okay, go.
-[engine starts]
-Hey, hold on.
Our madam wants to say thank you.
-No, no. It's
-Come on.
-But, sir, it's really getting late, sir.
-Shh, shh.
There's no need to thank me, sir.
Listen. Our madam wants to thank you,
so no more questions.
And madam
might even give you a flying kiss.
If she gives you a flying kiss,
you just blush.
-But sir--
-Come on. Go.
-Hello.
-Hi.
Thank you so much.
[blows kiss]
Aw, are you blushing?
[man, on radio] Monica!
Oops. [laughing]
Didn't you find a better song?
Change the damn station.
-Hey--
-[engine starts]
["Piya Tu Ab To Aaja" continues]
[woman exhaling sensually]
[man] Monica!
Monica!
BEWARE OF LEOPARDS
You're the good guys.
[shrieks]
[winces]
[gulps]
Last night,
Monica's spirit came into my dream.
I am I am so scared, Jay.
-Please come with me to Pune.
-What do you mean you're scared?
No, really? What do you mean?
You think I do this every day?
I have only five hours
to drop the van off and get back to Nikki.
How will I do that? Huh?
Do you think I'm fucking John Abraham?
That I have a superbike
and I'll reach in four hours?
Do you have a superbike?
You have it? No, right?
I'm driving this fucking bullshit van.
I'm a biker, dude. This is not who I am.
I'm a fucking biker, Arvind.
You take it and get lost.
-Come on.
-Sir--
Please, sir. Help me. One last time.
I can't do this by myself. Please.
Don't fuck around, Arvind. Stop.
You've got guts. Please, sir. Save me.
-Uh--
-Shit.
Fuck.
Jay, please help.
[both straining]
[Jayant] Carefully, carefully.
Hold on. One second, hold on.
Wait, wait!
What the fuck? Fucking dickhead!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[Arvind grunts]
Come on, a little further.
-No, wait, hold on. That's enough.
-No, let's go.
[grunts, panting]
[Arvind] Shall we put it into the water?
Put it into the water.
No.
If we do that,
we'll have to make holes in the body
or else it'll float.
Jay.
Basic physics, asshole.
-I'm not a serial killer.
-Shh!
-What?
-Someone's watching us.
-There.
-Who?
-[snarling]
-[Jayant] Turn your light off.
Turn the fucking light off, fucker!
-[leopard growls]
-[Jayant] Head down!
-Don't make any noise.
-Mmm.
Just keep walking towards the road.
-[leopard growls]
-Don't run, okay?
Just don't run. Chill. Just keep walking.
We got this, we got this.
-[Arvind whimpering]
-Just don't look.
[Arvind] Fucker!
["Ek Zindagi" playing]
[woman, in Hindi]
Yes, just this life is not enough
[engine starts]
It is not enough
However innocent you may be
You will not get a pardon
No, you won't, you won't, you won't
[horn honks]
[tires screeching]
[panting]
[horn blares]
-[breathing heavily]
-[heavy heartbeats]
[indistinct PA announcement]
[horns blaring]
Boss, Devlali?
Why the--
Boss, Devlali?
Come on!
-Devlali.
-No, sir.
-What the hell? Why not?
-No, no. Not now, I'm sleeping.
Yeah, yeah. That's okay.
We can go on my bike.
We'll have fun, bro. Just the two of us.
After college. Yeah.
Awesome. Sounds like a plan, bro. [laughs]
Okay. Cool, cool, cool.
Done, done, done. We'll go on my bike.
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey! Asshole!
Motherfucker.
["Piya Tu Ab To Aaja" playing]
Hey! Hey!
Motherfucker!
[woman, in Hindi] Oh, my beloved
Come to me now
Extinguish the heat of my love
Hug me and shower me
With your cool love
[woman exhaling sensually]
[man, in English]
Oh, Monica! My darling!
Monica, oh, my darling!
[birds chirping]
[grunting]
[panting]
-What the hell are you doing, Jay?
-Hey.
-Those--
-What?
Those locals?
-Locals said that-- [panting]
-What?
Pearl-- Pearls. Pearls inside the water.
What pearls?
-Inside the water. You Pearls.
-So? So?
So I thought that
I'll get some pearls for my baby. Yeah?
-For me?
-Yeah.
Oh, Jay! You're so sweet!
-[giggles]
-[panting]
-Thank you.
-[chuckles]
-Thank you.
-But I didn't find any.
That's okay!
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
[woman, in Hindi] Please come now
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
[man] Monica!
-[gasps]
-Sir, your laces are untied.
Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
It's big day today.
Yes, sir.
Jay. Jay! Jay!
-We have committed a big sin.
-Huh?
We have committed a big sin.
-Are you fucking mad?
-Jay!
-Even in the office, I can see--
-What's wrong with you?
-Good morning.
-Good morning, sir.
Stop stressing. It's all over now.
But I I have started seeing
Monica's spirit even in the office.
Shut up and come inside.
[lock clicks]
[indistinct chatter]
Monica? Monica?
What?
Look, it's very simple.
The office will file
a missing person's complaint now.
-We'll wait and see how it plays out.
-[lock jiggles]
I'll work something out with Nishi.
We'll say she ran away
with the company's money.
So don't get stressed. Relax.
Do you think I can't open it?
You have become what you hate.
You have become Nishi.
[man] Sarika?
Sarika!
-Sarika!
-What do you think?
-She'll come only if you call her?
-Maybe.
Sir. What happened?
Why's the door locked?
Um, Monica hasn't come yet.
We'll need the key to open it.
-Okay.
-I'll go and get it.
Dada.
Arvind locked the door by mistake.
Please come in.
-Come in, sir.
-Sure.
-Kulkarni.
-Yeah.
-Can I try some?
-Yeah, sure.
-Not from yours. In a fresh plate.
-Try it. Come on. It's--
Hello, everyone.
Good morning. Sorry, I was running late.
Jayant. Jayant Arkhedkar.
We all know him as an efficient engineer,
but now he's on
the board of directors of the company,
and he's a very talented lad.
He will do wonders.
Thank you.
The boy I take as my own son is here,
but my flesh and blood isn't. [chuckles]
Gentlemen,
feel free to help yourselves to some food.
-Yes, sir.
-Hey. Where on Earth is Nishi?
He's He's always late.
He should've been on time
for the investors meeting at least.
Yes, you are right, sir.
[Shalu] Nishi sir isn't in his cabin
and Monica hasn't come in.
["Suno Jaanejaan" playing]
[man, in Hindi]
No one has a malevolent glare
Nor is someone disgraced
Everything is the lord's doing
Listen, my sweetheart
The times are evil
The hunter has become the hunted
Listen, my sweetheart, oh
Don't be so disappointed
You will definitely get a new chance
[imperceptible]
Listen, my sweetheart
The times are evil
You will definitely get a new chance
Oh, you also slay with your eyes
You will definitely get a new chance
Listen, my sweetheart
The times are evil
Listen, my sweetheart
If we don't see a leopard today,
I'm gonna slap you.
-Supri didi
-Find one.
Only thing you've shown me
all morning is a damn dog.
Supri didi.
[in Hindi]
Your love beguiled me immensely
We came to hunt
But were hunted instead
Just like this.
A dead body was found today
wrapped in yellow tarpaulin.
It was dumped in the forest
like a burrito for wild animals.
How did Nishikant Adhikari
end up all the way in Khandala
in some random valley?
Who is behind this act of violence?
And what is the dark secret
behind Nishikant Adhikari's death?
Stay tuned for all the updates.
This is a conspiracy.
And I'm a victim of this conspiracy, too.
This wasn't leopard doing.
He was hunted by a human being.
I'm sure about it.
Look, 25 years, I work here.
Everybody I know.
Everyone know me.
Only person I don't know is Jayant.
Please cooperate with us.
And, uh, I need those bank statements.
-Don't forget. Hmm?
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
-Sure.
Shalu.
So, what are they saying?
Do they suspect anyone?
What do you mean?
Did they find any leads,
documents, or anything?
Agreements or documents?
Did they find something?
They didn't find anything
at Nishi sir's house.
But
they're saying that
because he used to love going to casinos,
maybe it's related to some gambling debt.
They've asked me
to organize all his bank statements.
-I'm going to get them.
-Okay.
-Yeah, of course. Go ahead.
-Okay.
-And take care of yourself.
-Bye.
-Don't forget to eat your lunch.
-Okay.
Huh? Call if you need anything.
[Arvind] Police protect and serve us.
I also do service, sir.
Uh, you can call me at any time.
But, uh, not after ten o'clock,
because I am a family man.
[Jayant] What do you think? Who did it?
[Arvind] Who do you think did it?
[Jayant] First you tell me.
[Arvind] No. First you tell me.
[Jayant] Did you do it?
[Arvind] Why? You could have done it.
Monica is the one who killed Nishi.
How could she
have killed him all by herself?
Maybe she had help. [mimics gun firing]
[laughing]
Arvind.
[whimpers]
Arvind!
Murderers Agreement.
What if Monica found it?
[cell phone ringing]
Speak of the devil.
Mr. Jayant Arkhedkar?
Yes, Ms. Machado?
The police is here,
and they're waiting for you.
Come here fast.
Fucking hell.
What's happened?
Monica?
Why are they calling me?
Did you tell them anything? Monica.
-What's happened?
-Mr. Arkhedkar, they're waiting for you.
[door opens]
Sub Inspector Shende.
ACP Naidu.
-[Jayant] Good morning.
-What's written over there?
DON'T DRINK ALONE
DON'T SHIT TOGETHER - V NAIDU
"Never drink alone and never shit toge--"
[chuckles] What's this?
Take me seriously, huh?
Don't go by my face.
I can't help the fact
that I'm so gorgeous.
-I can't help it, can I?
-[Shende laughing]
Don't come crawling to me
on Valentine's Day with a damn rose.
To Koregaon Police Station.
Okay, I won't come.
You won't come?
Where were you on Sunday night?
Nasik, with my fianc.
-Actually, uh, Devlali.
-Full night?
Hmm.
Uh, his fianc means Nishikant's sister.
Yeah.
So that means she would inherit
the entire Unicorn property
after Nishikant's death.
Which would mean, after you're married,
if something were to happen to that girl,
then
Casanova be rolling in money, money
[both laugh]
I developed my own tech for this company.
Made them a lot of money. I worked hard.
Aw, very good, very good.
Hey, I am not accusing you of anything.
I just overheard something
about you and Nishikant not getting along.
Like he was the Tom to your Jerry.
Meaning you both were playing enemy-enemy.
What do you mean?
And who told you all this crap?
Nobody.
Uh, do one thing.
Just leave your passport with me.
-Take his passport, huh?
-Hmm.
Till the investigation is on,
You have to stay here in Pune.
[groans] My back.
On Valentine's Day,
I am going to bring you a rose.
At Yerawada Central Jail.
I promise.
Casanova be rolling in money, money
["Bye Bye Adios" playing]
[woman, in Hindi] Well, you left us
My shameless beloved
Ta-ta
I pray to God to bless your soul
Ta-ta
Some said he was like this
Some said he was like that
Some said he was like water
He kept on flowing, he kept on saying
Always keep me in etched your memories
[in English] Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adio-o-os!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adio-o-os!
Bye, bye, adios!
[in Hindi] Well, you left us
My shameless beloved
[stutters]
-Shalu?
-Dada?
Monica has given strict instructions.
-Not a single candle should go off.
-Hmm.
But the wind is so strong today,
huh, Dada? Looks like a storm is coming.
-Sir.
-[Jayant] Yeah. I have the same feeling.
[slow classical music playing]
-You take care of yourself, huh?
-Uh, yeah.
-Jayant.
-Yes, sir.
Come here, son.
Yes, sir. Hope you are okay, sir.
Jayant, uh I'm okay,
but please take care of Nikki.
-Of course, sir.
-She's taken this very hard.
[Jayant] Don't worry about her.
You please take care of yourself.
[flies buzzing]
Nikki, are you okay?
Do I look sad?
I'm trying my best to look sad, Jay.
Do I look sad?
You just lost your brother.
Of course you're sad. I mean
I want to be honest with you.
Can I be honest with you, Jay?
Yes.
I'm not really sad.
I'm glad the fucker's dead.
He deserved it.
Hmm. Good riddance.
We didn't get along anyway.
He's not even my real brother.
You know that, right?
No.
He was Dadu's son
from some previous marriage.
Dadu left his mom for my mom.
And she hated him for that.
And the fucker hated me.
Now all he ever wanted to do
was mess with Dadu and his reputation.
But Dadu is Dadu, loved him anyway.
Just kept pretending we're a happy family
and everything was rosy--
Listen, how is your cousin Vinny?
She was having some problem, right?
Have you spoken to her?
-I hope she's okay.
-She's fine.
This is why I love you.
So much is happening
and you're still worried
about Vinny's heartbreak.
-I'm gonna call and tell her.
-Yes, call her. I'll be back.
And Jay?
Yeah, okay.
-Arvind sir?
-Hmm?
I'm good, how are you?
Jay was just asking about you.
How are you doing?
Hey, Jay.
What? Shut it. Shut it!
-What did she tell you?
-You first.
She said nothing.
We were lighting candles.
What did she tell you?
That the cutlets are not nice,
but the samosas are great.
-Samosa?
-She's playing with us, Jay.
-She's playing with us!
-You don't get hyper.
You control yourself.
Mmm-hmm. We haven't done murder.
We'll go to the police and surrender.
-And--
-Have you gone mad?
If you talk about the murder again,
I'll bury you right here! You--
-[sobbing]
-Huh?
Hi, Gaurya.
I know, I know, Arvind. It's sad, but
He He's sad about Nishi, yaar.
We need to be strong, okay? For sir.
Come, come, come. Come, it's okay.
Come in, Gaurav. Have you eaten?
Try the samosas, huh? Come, come, come.
-Don't cry, Arvind. Come, come.
-[sobbing] So sad.
They think cops are idiots?
[chuckles softly]
What the hell?
[in Sanskrit]
Worship Govinda, Worship Govinda
Worship Govinda, Worship Govinda
Worship Govinda, O fool
-[children giggling]
-[doorbell rings]
Rules of grammar will not save you
At the time of your death
Rules of grammar will not save you
-Appa, Appa, Appa, dark chocolate!
-Appa, chocolate!
-Appa, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!
-Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!
-[both] Chocolate!
-[Savitri] Hey! Hey!
[in Tamil] Come here, guys!
[in English] "Thank you for attending
the memorial service
of Mr. Nishikant Adhikari."
[in Tamil] Been trying to record
a video since morning!
[in English] I help you do your hair.
I sit and do homework with you.
Mummy is recording a video, no?
-How much noise you're making--
-Savitri! [screams]
Arvind!
[cell phone ringing]
Yeah, Shalu, tell me.
-Dada, please put the news on.
-What happened?
Dada, just please quickly put the news on!
[Shalu crying]
Okay, I'm putting it on.
-Stop crying. I'm doing it.
-I'm not crying.
[man 1 on TV]
There's something about them
[man 2, in Hindi]
Why the fire always keep burning
[news jingle playing]
[newsreader] The Unicorn Group
faces another attack.
Yes, the Unicorn Group
has been attacked again,
and this time,
it is their CFO, Arvind Manivannan.
An anonymous parcel
was dropped at his doorstep.
The children thought
it was a box of chocolates.
But no, what was actually inside
was a poisonous cobra.
[box rattles]
We have with us in the studio
snake specialist Nagesh.
He's going to tell us
how this cobra's poisonous venom
reacts with the human body
and how it kills us. Nagesh ji.
[Nagesh] The venom first attacks
[gasps]
-[grunts]
-[hissing]
[gasps]
and there are a variety of snakes
in Maharashtra like cobra, et cetera.
Some of them are dangerous,
and some of them are not so dangerous.
But, uh, we shouldn't be afraid of snakes.
Which doesn't mean
we should be friendly with them,
feed them milk and biscuits,
take a selfie with them,
sing "Happy Birthday."
That would be too much.
And, uh, if you are ever
walking in a jungle,
you should bang your feet--
[gasps]
Good morning, respected principal,
teachers, and all my dear friends.
Today I am here to present to you all
a Marathi poem written by Kusumagraj.
[in Marathi] Sir, did you identify me
When someone came to you in the rain
Clothes were crumpled
And my hair was wet
Sat for a moment and smiled then spoke
Guest Gangamai came
And left after staying in the nest
[mother, in English] Beta,
it's three o'clock! You need to sleep.
-[in English] No, no. Uh, you sleep.
-But what is this madness?
Sir, did you identify me
When someone came to you in the rain
Clothes were crumpled
And my hair was wet
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
The world has collapsed
But my spine is still intact
Just pat my back and ask me to fight
[man 1 on TV, in Hindi] I made a mistake.
[in English] I'm really sorry.
[man 2, in English] You have gone
on a dark path, my son.
[gunshots on TV]
[man 1 grunts]
[sobbing] I'm not lying, sir.
It's the festival of Nag Panchami.
So I brought six snakes from my village.
And before I could draw out the venom,
all six snakes got stolen.
Even I have suffered a great loss.
[sobbing]
-I swear on Lord Shiva.
-Hmm.
I didn't sell the snakes.
-Madam, please let me go.
-Hey!
Please. Please, sir, let me go.
-Please.
-Madam, I think he's telling us the truth.
I believe everyone on Mondays.
Shall I let him go?
You can go. Take this.
-Go.
-Okay. Thank you, madam.
-Yeah, go.
-Thank you, sir. Thank you, madam.
[Shende] Madam,
like I told you the other day,
I'm sure it's Jayant who killed Arvind.
I heard him threaten Arvind
in the toilet, "I'll kill you."
[Jayant] Sir, you
ARVIND MANIVANNAN
You know that there is nobody else
in the world I respect more than you.
You're You're family to me,
and actually, it's my fault.
I should've told you everything.
I shouldn't have waited.
-Good morning, Mr. Jayant.
-Morning.
[door opens]
Hey, come in, Tamang. Join us.
Sir, did you have
your 11:00 a.m. medicine?
Uh, sorry, I forgot.
I'll take it in a while. No problem.
No, sir. You'll have it right now.
Uh
Sorry.
-Here, sir.
-Oh!
Sir, you know
how important you are to us, right?
And with all that's going on
in this office.
After all, you are like our father.
Don't you agree, Mr. Jayant?
Yeah, of course.
Tea?
No, sir, this one.
Tea?
No. I'm good. Thank you.
Really? It's just tea.
It's not poison.
Have some.
Tea get cold.
[Tamang chuckles]
Go on, Jay. Have some tea.
Drink it.
I have a conference call.
I'll finish that and come.
Jayant?
You wanted to tell me something?
Uh
Yeah, sir.
Just that, please have faith in me.
And that I have nothing
to do with these murders.
I'm innocent.
And I promise you, sir,
I won't let myself or Unicorn
be scarred by any of this.
That's my boy.
What a lovely man.
[cell phone chimes]
I know everything Come to
the terrace if you want the agreement
["Farsh Pe Khade" playing]
[gasps] Holy fuck!
Fuck you, Monica!
[Jayant grunts]
[man, in Hindi]
The heart is very small, but
His dreams are very big
He wants to touch the skies
While standing on the ground
[grunts]
Just the fake coins
-The system's down.
-Oh.
Fill my pockets
[engine starts]
-Ma'am, system's up.
-Oh, yes!
But the dough you find on the road
They will be the real ones
A little bit of attraction
More of a fantasy
[gasps, grunts]
[panting]
A little bit of attraction
More of a fantasy, more of a fantasy
[vocalizing]
You cheat yourselves sometimes
The heart fights with itself
Oh! Oh!
He wants to touch the skies
While standing on the ground
A little bit of attraction
More of a fantasy
A little bit of attraction
More of a fantasy, more of a fantasy
[vocalizing]
The heart is very small, but
Its dreams are very big
He wants to touch the skies
While standing on the ground
While standing on the ground
What is it? Kulfi?
While standing on the ground
While standing on the ground
Hey! Jay!
Hey. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
-You have a tissue?
-We haven't come here to meet you.
Oh, okay.
But now it looks like maybe we should.
Yeah, we can meet.
Coffee?
Oh, kulfi. [chuckles]
Bird shit, huh?
It's your lucky day.
[panting]
Why are you panting?
Panting?
Oh! 10,000 steps.
Five hundred more to go. [chuckles]
Let's go.
See you.
[Gaurav scatting]
["Farsh Pe Khade" playing]
You What are you doing here?
Sh-- Shalu.
[in Marathi] Cilantro fritters.
Go to the factory! [scoffs] Go.
[man] While standing on the ground
While standing
On the ground
[Jayant] Fuck, it's a photocopy.
Fuck you, Monica!
[Jayant on phone] Hi, Monica.
I'm nearby. Can we meet?
[Monica] Wow, that's really formal.
You need an appointment to meet me now?
What can I say, Monica?
That's how our relationship has become.
Hmm. That's true. Come.
[doorbell rings]
[Monica] Coming.
You're hungry, right?
I've ordered food from Saleem's.
You like Saleem's?
Yeah, I love Saleem's.
You like Monica?
Say, "Monica, oh, my darling."
Say it!
"Monica, my love."
Shut up.
[laughing]
Okay, come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Ta-da!
Nice, right?
What do you think?
[musical nursery rhyme playing]
Come in.
I bought it all on credit.
I'll forward the bill to you.
You can pay it off.
So cute.
Why are you playing these games, Monica?
Games?
Hey, Jayant Arkhedkar!
I'm not playing any games, okay?
I'm just fed up.
"Monica, do this. Monica, do that."
"Yes, sir. Of course, sir."
I can't take this bullshit anymore!
Listen to me, I'm talking to you.
You don't think I also want a life
where I can do whatever I want?
Buy whatever I want?
I want these things for me.
-But not everyone is as lucky as you.
-I'm not fucking lucky, okay?
-I worked hard for it.
-You worked hard for it?
Want to know something?
At your college festival,
the boss offered
16 other people the same job.
You were the 17th person.
You got lucky because
the other 16 had better job offers.
Those 16 fuckers just wanted
to sit in an MNC and stare at a screen.
-I wanted to build an empire.
-[laughs]
Jay, what do you think of yourself?
You think you're talented?
[clicks tongue] You're not talented.
Your story's just really good. That's it.
Just like how Adhikari had a good story?
He met BD Inaamdar.
And then what?
Father-in-law fund keeps you happy.
I don't get anything for free.
I got my tech to this company.
Hey, believe whatever you want, okay?
But the truth is, Jay, on the inside,
you're still the same
poor little boy from Angola.
[clicks tongue] Belonging nowhere.
Desperately
ass-licking your way to the top.
I'm just hopping along for the ride, baby.
-Fuck you, Monica. Fuck you, man!
-[laughs]
"Fuck you"?
You said "Fuck you" to me?
Is that what you said to me? Huh?
You said "Fuck you" to me?
Asshole. What are you doing?
-[sobbing] Fuck you, bitch!
-What's going on? Why're you stripping?
You're gonna hit me, huh?
You're gonna hit me?
Come on, hit!
[struggling]
Enough is enough, Monica!
["Love You So Much
(I Want To Kill You)" playing]
[both screaming]
[man, in English]
He say he was a biker
He say he take me home
He say he was a rider
But he leave me all alone
He say he was a lover
Who never let me down
He say he was Thalaivar
Turn out to be a clown
Love you so much I wanna kill you
You know
I love you so much I wanna kill you
Love you so much I want to kill you
Love you so much I wanna
Fully, fully
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Fully, fully
Hey, hey, fully, fully
[Monica grunting]
Ahhh!
[Jayant grunting]
[Monica grunting]
He have a fancy job
And his wallet is fat
He wear the fancy perfume
But still he smell like rat
He like my Insta story
He like all my post
But when I come in front of him
He treat me like a ghost
Love you so much I wanna kill you
You know
I love you so much I wanna kill you
You know
I love you so much I want to kill you
-[choking]
-[grunting]
[wheezing, coughing]
[grunting]
[Monica choking]
[Jayant gasps]
Monica?
Monica? Monica?
Monica?
[inhales deeply]
[grunts]
Sorry.
[grunting]
[Jayant whimpering]
-[shrieking]
-[sobbing]
[panting]
[coughing]
[crying]
Why are you crying?
Fuck Unicorn and all the money.
It can go to hell.
I don't want anything.
I'm going to go to the police
and tell them everything.
That Tamang
was also involved in this, right?
I won't let him get away with this.
Just stop fucking crying!
Stop crying!
Murder, murder, my ass!
Huh? Whose murder? [coughing]
Nishi's and Arvind's.
And you have
tried to kill me twice, haven't you?
You're mad or what?
Why would I kill you?
[coughing]
Or Arvind or Nishi for that matter?
If you die, who pays me?
You you didn't kill Nishi?
[Monica] The day Nishi was murdered,
he had called me to meet him in Mumbai.
And I went to meet him.
But he didn't show up.
He wasn't answering any of my calls
or replying to my messages.
So I came back to Pune.
Jay, I didn't kill anyone.
[sobbing] So So
Sorry, Monica.
I've made a really big mistake.
-Shh. Stop crying.
-If you want to hit me, hit me.
Shh. Please stop crying.
I forgive you.
Hey, Jay.
I've dealt with
much bigger assholes than you in my life.
And listen,
I have never, ever
blackmailed you or anyone else.
I'm just collecting my Ah, fuck!
GST, excise,
and service tax from the world.
[winces] I think I deserve it.
But you don't have to agree with me.
No, no, you're right, Monica.
[Monica] Hmm.
Thank you.
[exhales]
Actually, now I know who's done this.
[snaps fingers]
Who's done it?
[cell phone vibrating]
Someone's calling.
Pick it up. It's Nikki.
That's okay. Who is it?
Never miss Nikki's call.
She's very important for us. Take it.
I'll call her back.
We have the whole night. I'll tell you.
Now we're in this together.
Do you really know?
Yeah, baby.
[Nikki] Where are you?
Why aren't you home yet?
I'm so worried. Every day
someone or the other ends up dying.
You are not dead, right?
Jay, are you even fucking alive?
Tell me where you are. I'm coming to you.
Sorry, sorry. I was coming to see you.
I can't wait. I'm coming right now.
-Tell me where you are.
-Give me half an hour.
I can't wait. I had a dream.
I had a dream that someone killed you!
She took a knife and put it through
your head like you're a pumpkin.
Just tell me where you are.
-Nikki, are you tripping?
-No, Jay.
-You know you can't handle it, then--
-I want to come to you.
Are you fucking driving?
Nikki, stop the car.
-Car's flying, Jay.
-[engine revving]
It's fucking flying
like in Back to the Future.
[Jayant] Tell me where you are.
-Where we're going--
-Nikki, what the-- Nikki?
[Nikki] My dream is to fly
Over the rain--
[man, in English]
I left my love in the morning
Just as the day, it was dawning
I left my heart
I left it all
I left my love in the morning
[gasps] Shit.
Now what am I to do?
I'm so in love with you
I left my love in the morning
Maybe I'm a fool
For walking out on you
Wish there were some things
I could undo
Now looking at the stars
From the hills of Malabar
It's just another day I think of you
Ooh
[thunder rumbles]
Ooh
Okay, baby, now give me a kiss.
Come on, baby.
No, baby. You know how much I love you.
Don't say that.
[indistinct conversation]
No, baby,
I'll pick you up tomorrow, I promise.
I'm sorry.
And tell her to mind her own business.
Bye, I have to go.
[chatter continues]
Sir, your pizza.
Yogesh? Can you look for my glasses?
They must be here.
[chatter continues]
Yogesh, uh, my walking stick.
[sniffs]
Ms. Monica Machado.
I'm shocked.
I am shocked.
What the hell is going on at Unicorn?
If anybody understands, tell me!
Because this is beyond me.
The way things are going,
I could be the next to go.
Not at all, sir.
Please don't say that.
Nothing will happen to you.
You will long live. Surely.
Right, sir.
[breathing heavily]
Shalu, please cancel all my meetings for--
What happened?
Dada, you're a murderer.
You're going to rot in hell.
[door slams]
You had wine last night?
No.
Oh!
[laughing] Thank God.
Otherwise
You know, we found snake poison
in Monica's wine.
Someone injected it like this
directly into the bottle.
Snake venom.
I think I was about six
when some asshole
put a snake into my schoolbag.
On my way home,
it slithered out of my bag
and it was facing me.
Since then, I've had ophidiophobia.
Phobia of snakes?
I'm scared, sir, of snakes.
Hey, sorry.
Shende, did I actually say
that he's the one who did it?
No.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Um, never give your back story
so many minute details.
The more perfect the story,
the more it creates
doubt.
Yeah, doubt.
Always leave the story vague.
With feeling.
Because the beauty of a human being
is in the small mistakes they make.
A professional criminal would know this.
But an amateur will try and hold
everything tight until
[imitates explosion]
[Shende and Naidu laughing]
they get busted!
[both laughing]
Anyway, where were you
when Monica got murdered?
When did the murder happen?
Between, uh, 12:30 and 1:30.
I was at home sleeping.
What?
Make a wish. Ah! But later!
Here, take this eyelash.
Now we have your DNA sample.
Monica was pregnant, right?
We are going to see
if yours and the baby's DNA matches.
Shende, um
Did Nishikant or Arvind's DNA match?
-No.
-No?
[laughing]
You're gonna hit the jackpot.
[Jayant] Sir, I didn't murder Monica.
I hope at least you believe me.
Now even Shalu
thinks that I murdered Monica.
[Satyanarayan] Look, Jay,
Shalu happened to come upon a file.
[exhales sharply] Sorry.
[Satyanarayan] And I'm sure
after reading it,
she must be pretty upset.
[Jayant] What file, sir?
The investigation report
of Dev Prakash's death.
A report that was made by Nishi,
where it was written
that all the robots malfunctions
happened because of you
and your negligence.
All the directors had immediately decided
that you should be the one fired.
It's possible, Jayant.
They are machines. They can malfunction.
This is going to end my career, sir.
[Satyanarayan] I was very sure
you had nothing to do with any of this.
And so
I decided to put this issue to rest.
Don't worry, I'm here for you.
[Jayant] But what about Faridi?
It was either you or him,
and you know
I will always choose to save you.
I'll tell you what?
Take a break.
For a couple of days.
I'm only putting you on the bench for now.
Not firing you from the team.
Faridi
I'm so sorry, man.
Look, whatever has happened to you
is all because of me.
The robots that I had made malfunctioned.
-And then to save my ass, you got fucked.
-Are you fucking crazy?
Maybe.
You don't trust the robots
that you worked so hard to make?
This is a conspiracy, and I've been
saying this from the beginning.
That Dev Prakash
was not killed in some accident.
That man was bloody murdered.
Someone clearly killed him on purpose.
It is possible that someone
did all this just to frame you, Jayant.
And I got caught in the crossfire.
Tamang.
Hmm.
[Gaurav] Our own Johnny?
I'm so sorry, Shalu.
I never imagined
that Johnny was capable of this.
I'm glad
you didn't give the file to the police
since they are all controlled
by the management.
I have a friend who has media contacts,
we'll give this file to him.
-And then we'll see how--
-[Jayant] Shalu.
Shalu.
Get the hell out of here.
-Get out!
-Shalu--
What the hell are you doing here, huh?
And why did you
leave the door open? Get lost.
You really think it was me?
Huh?
You really think it was me? Then kill me.
Kill me.
If Dev died because of me,
then I would have killed myself.
Don't lie to me.
I'm not lying to you, Shalu.
It's a conspiracy to To destroy me.
Everyone's coming after me.
But I've figured it out, Shalu.
I have figured out who killed Dev.
Who?
Tamang.
Tam-- Tamang?
Captain Zattack?
He took manual control of the robot
and he killed Dev.
And then he and Nishi together
prepared this false report
so that they could frame me.
I'm sure he killed Monica and Arvind also.
[clicks tongue]
But, uh, Johnny, the police, uh,
didn't find
any manual control entries at all.
I showed them all the ledgers myself.
Maybe he deleted them.
But that fucker doesn't realize
those robots are mine.
I can hack into them at any time
and retrieve all deleted entries.
[groans]
[dry heaving]
[men chanting prayers]
[in Marathi] Hari om
Praise Vithhal Vitthal
We won't live this life again
Hari om
Praise Vithhal Vitthal
We won't live this life again
Hari om
Praise Vithhal Vitthal
We won't live this life again
Loading.
Gaurav, what have you done?
You calling Shalu?
[struggling]
[both grunting]
[heavy thuds]
[Gaurav] Johnny? Hey!
I know that you can hear me, all right?
So listen. I'm the one who killed Nishi.
And Arvind, too!
-[hisses]
-Ah!
Hey, but I didn't kill Monica.
You know, that job also came to me,
but I refused it.
Don't get confused, Johnny.
You understand the chronology.
That was the day Dev broke my heart.
So I took the manual control of the robot
and I broke Dev's neck.
I had to kill him.
Don't get me wrong. I did feel bad.
But I thought what's done is done.
I should get out of here.
But I wasn't
the only one there that night.
Sir
Nishi saw what I had done.
[Nishikant laughing] Well, I came
to burn this place down myself.
[crying] I love Shalu, sir.
[laughing] Yeah, I can see that.
[Gaurav] Nishi made me sit next to him.
Like an equal, huh?
We both laughed together,
drank imported whiskey.
It felt nice. I thought he was a nice guy.
[imperceptible]
In the beginning,
because of all the respect he gave me,
I did everything he asked me to do.
But one night, he crossed the line.
He said, "Kill Monica."
I told him I'm not going to kill anyone.
I also have self-respect.
And anyway, I was really happy with Shalu.
But after that,
the way he started talking,
I didn't like it.
Then he said,
"I am going to tell Shalu everything."
Fucker.
He pressed the wrong button.
And died.
[grunts]
After that, I found your agreement
lying in Nishi's pocket.
I thought if I let you guys go,
one day you'll also blackmail me.
"We'll tell Shalu. We'll tell Shalu."
But then I realized that you guys
had absolutely no idea about me.
Because I'm just invisible to all of you.
I don't exist! I felt like a fucking god.
I could get away with anything
and everything, anytime.
Kill anyone
and nobody would find out. [laughs]
[thunder rumbles]
But there is some power,
ah, beyond me, Johnny.
[sighs] The one that killed Monica.
Finally.
I'm trying to find out who did it.
I'm going to kill him after I kill you.
Then me, my Shalu,
and our small world
-Say goodbye, Johnny.
-[beeping]
[machines whirring]
Hey, Gaurya! What's wrong with you?
Gaurya, please don't do this.
Have you lost your fucking mind?
Stop this!
[grunts]
[beeping]
Gaurya! Stop this, Gaurya!
Gaurya!
[whimpering]
Hey, Gaurya!
[grunting] Gaurya!
Hey, Gaurya!
Gaurya, please stop!
Gaurya, please don't-- [grunts]
-[alarm blaring]
-[beeping]
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
[chuckling] What a piece of junk, Johnny!
Huh?
[chuckles]
Total crap.
[chuckles]
Johnny, look at this crap.
This is your tech?
[imitates machines whirring]
[chuckles softly]
Laughing? [grunts]
What? What is-- Johnny!
Let me go, please!
-This is my tech.
-Let me go--
[Shalu] Dada,
I don't want to live here anymore.
I'm quitting my job and going back home.
[Jayant] It's not your fault, Shalu.
Everything is going to be fine.
Look, whatever happened has happened.
From now on, I'll take care of you.
[groans]
[sniffles] Sorry.
I've packed everything for you.
Shampoo, soap, towel, perfume.
[Naidu] Hey, Shende, I'm telling you,
Jayant Arkhedkar cannot murder anyone.
-[Shende] Hmm.
-Ah, look at him! How could he do it?
This was self-defense, right?
-Yeah.
-So tell me what happened.
Uh, Gaurav had completely lost his mind.
He wanted Shalu, so-- Shalu, my sister.
He wanted her, so he killed Dev.
Then murder became an addiction.
He he kept saying how the top management
was responsible for his poverty.
I told him that wasn't true.
But then he started killing people.
Nishi, Arvind, Monica.
He he almost killed me.
And then he told me
that the CEO was his next target.
He had gone completely psycho, that fuck--
Sorry.
Thank God she's safe.
See? Again.
Why do you hold on
to your stories so tightly, huh?
Keep it a little loose.
It's not a story.
I'm not I'm not playing games with you.
Darling, even I'm not
playing any games with you.
Monica's murder, it's not Gaurav.
Then who?
Whoever it was,
it was not Gaurav.
-Really?
-[Naidu] Mmm-hmm.
How can you be so sure?
I'm not. She is.
Who?
[drumming helmet]
A nice old lady
Who lives in Monica's building
[chuckles]
Witness!
I see.
Did this aunty see who it was?
But isn't she--
I mean, did she see anything?
Who Who killed her?
Huh?
[chuckling]
No.
Aunty can't see anything, right?
She is blind in both eyes.
But for the last 30 years,
Aunty's been
selling perfumes at the airport.
And in just one second
she recognized the killer's perfume.
[sniffs]
That was not Yogesh.
[Naidu] Notorious Noir Extreme.
Amazing, Aunty.
Why?
Because I could not see anything.
But you could smell everything.
[laughing]
A lot of people use this.
It's very popular.
So many people in our office use it.
[laughing]
You have turned this into
an episode of a crime thriller. Perfume!
[Shende] Crime thriller.
So, that Aunty,
she heard the killer's voice
and she felt his face as well.
I am going to have
a Notorious Noir Extreme-users parade.
Let's go.
[keys clacking]
[Jayant sighs]
[cell phone ringing]
-[Shalu] Dada.
-Shalu, I'll call you in two minutes.
Dada, Tamang murdered Monica.
Dada, you have no idea
the crazy thoughts I was having.
Dada, you did nothing wrong.
Please forgive me.
I-- I'm just sending you a link.
-Send it. Yeah.
-Yeah, one minute.
[sniffles]
[sighs]
Mr. Tamang Rana used Gaurav More's murders
as an opportunity
to silence Ms. Monica Machado.
Monica was pregnant with Tamang's child
which Tamang didn't want
the world to know.
So he poisoned
Ms. Machado's wine with snake venom.
But guilt got the better of him
and he committed suicide
by consuming the same poison.
[reporter] Mr. Adhikari,
would you like to say something?
[Satyanarayan] Inspector Naidu
has done a fabulous job solving this case.
And we are already cooperating with her
in every way we can.
These are very unfortunate events,
and I hope the company will be able
to put this behind us and start afresh.
My sincere condolences
to the families of the dead.
May they all rest in peace.
[priest chanting in Sanskrit]
May peace be upon you.
I thought that I had lost you.
But Dadu promised me
that that would never happen.
Can we give Faridi his job back?
Absolutely.
And, sir, I--
There will always be questions.
But my advice to you is to move forward.
The more you keep dwelling on past issues,
the more you get stuck in the past.
Just be a part of my family.
As a Unicorn.
And as my son.
What he said is true.
Stop thinking so much.
[imperceptible]
Tamang killed Monica
and Gaurav killed Nishi and Arvind.
So case closed.
May I ask you a question?
But please tell me the truth.
Was Monica really pregnant?
[sighs]
You want the truth?
Okay, tell me something.
If Monica did have a baby,
what would it be to you?
-My son or daughter.
-A brother or a sister-in-law.
[imperceptible]
[Satyanarayan] We have to do something
about Monica, Tamang.
She's threatening
to tell Nikki about the baby.
[Tamang] Don't worry, sir.
I'll take care.
Sir, you know we talk about me
joining the board of directors.
And, uh, my shares, too.
Sir, I think it is, uh, now
long due, don't you agree?
Hello.
We have to do something
about Tamang, Naidu.
He hasn't even finished high school,
and he's already talking about
joining the board of directors.
[laughing]
Oh, why am I not surprised?
-Do what you have to do.
-All right.
-And get this case done with.
-Okay, then. Thank you. Okay.
[imperceptible]
[Naidu] Hey. Hey!
Don't let the story flow this time.
You better hold on to it really tight.
Because if it comes out later,
it might create havoc.
And you know, there's no one left
to murder or kill except for you.
But you don't die.
You are Unicorn's future.
And my potentially most valuable customer.
It will be
my pleasure to do business with you.
One day.
Hello.
-Jay.
-Oh!
Remember Vinny? My cousin?
Hi!
Who Vinny?
What you mean, "Who Vinny?"
Vinny, my cousin?
Oh, Vinny, your cousin.
-Yeah, hi. How are you?
-Yeah, hi. I'm fine.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Isn't she glowing?
[both giggle]
I'll just come.
[ringing]
-Yeah?
-[Nikki] Where are you, Jay?
-You disappeared all of a sudden.
-I'm just, um I came to Angola.
-Angola?
-You know how stressed I've been.
-But now everything is fine.
-Oh, okay.
So I came to the temple to say thank you.
Okay. Coming home for dinner?
-Dadu's waiting.
-Yeah, sure. Of course. I'll be there.
-Okay. Love you.
-I love you.
-[chuckles] Bye.
-Bye.
ANGOLA
Gaurya.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[cell phone ringing]
-Hi.
-[Nikki] Hi. When are you back?
-Done saying thank you?
-Yeah. I'll just leave.
-Dadu wants to talk to you.
-I'll be there.
Son, it's not Nikki.
It's me, Satyanarayan.
Sir, I'll be there in ten minutes.
-I'm waiting for you at the dinner table.
-Okay.
-I love you.
-Love you?
-Sorry, sir. Bye.
-I love you too.
[sighs]
[sighs]
[hissing]
[dramatic version of "Ek Zindagi" playing]
[Monica, in Hindi]
Just this life is not enough
Yes, just this life is not enough
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
No, no, you won't
Yes, just this life is not enough
[men] Tell us where you came from
And where are you off to, oh, Monica
[Monica, in English] No, never
[men, in Hindi]
We heard that you've learnt
The art of stealing people's heart
[Monica giggles]
[in Hindi] Is that so?
[men] Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, oh, Monica
[Monica scatting]
The world is a casino
The cards are laid
Everyone's eyes are full of desire
Don't let the game
Remain in your heart
Let it flow out into the ocean
Let it flow, let it flow
[scatting]
But there is no water
For it to flow away
Yes, just this life is not enough
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
You may be innocent
But you won't be forgiven
No, no, you won't
Yes, just this life is not enough
[men] Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, oh, Monica
[Monica chuckles, in English]
Oh, no, no, no
[men] We heard that you've learnt
The new art of stealing people's heart
[Monica laughs, in English]
Is that so?
[men] Tell us where you came from
And where will you go, Oh Monica
[Monica scatting]
Just this life
Is not enough
[Monica laughing]
["Bye Bye Adios" playing]
[woman, in Hindi] Well, you left us
My shameless beloved
Ta-ta
I pray to God
To bless your soul
Ta-ta
Some said he was like this
Some said he was like that
Some said he was like water
He kept on flowing, he kept on saying
Always keep me in etched your memories
[in English] Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adio-o-os!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adios!
Bye, bye, adio-o-os!
Bye, bye, adios!
[in Hindi] Well, you left us
My shameless beloved
Ta-ta
["Hills of Malabar" playing]
[woman] Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
[in English]
I left my love in the morning
Just as the day, it was dawning
I left my heart
I left it all
I left my love in the morning
Now what am I to do?
I'm so in love with you
I left my love in the morning
Maybe I'm a fool
For walking out on you
Wish there were some things
I could undo
Now looking at the stars
From the hills of Malabar
It's just another day I think of you
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh