Morbid (2022) Movie Script
(opening music)
I've got Rex Wolf, Cody Bly, and Echo.
Okay.
I'll trade you two Death
Troopers and I've grown for Rex,
but he's a Comic Con exclusive.
How about my Jango and Boba Fett?
I'll give you my Rex for your
Sand Trooper and Doback.
No way.
And Maddie Quesenberry's phone number.
You don't want Maddie's number.
Yes, I do.
No you don't.
She hates the X-files
and her favorite flavor
of ice cream is rum raisin.
Oh, gross.
Well, I can get past that.
Lucas.
It moved.
No it didn't.
I promise you. It looked right at me.
You are full of crap.
Throw something at it.
You do it.
Just throw an Almond Joy or something.
(ominous music)
That wasn't funny.
Ah, you're so easy.
I hate Halloween.
(refrigerator door clicks)
Don't tell me you've gone sober.
Sure, it's okay that I'm here?
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?
Jessica and Blair,
they hate me.
Bullshit.
You weren't there. (Door bell rings)
They completely ignored me.
You're being paranoid.
Tonight's gonna be just
like high school, both booze.
So just like high school.
(door clicks)
Trigger Treat.
Happy Halloween.
Well, aren't you a cute plumber
and what are you?
A handsome NASCAR driver.
Bullshit.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
I don't give a shit.
I don't have to be nice to her.
As long as she doesn't an act all superior
because she's Miss world traveler,
then I'm fine.
10 bucks. She brings it up right away.
Jesus.
Monica's parents always
go this hard on Halloween.
I'm pretty sure they
have a guy set it up.
And I think they're Len tical.
What is that?
It means they hate Satan and stuff.
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
Oh my gosh.
You look great.
So do you.
Thank you. It's been so long.
Oh my God. How are you guys?
- I love it.
- I love it too.
Hi.
Hi.
Let's go to the kitchen. Come on.
(foot steps clicking)
[Ashley] Hi.
Ashley, oh mt god.
- It's been so long.
- Not long enough.
I just got back from
Japan a few weeks ago.
Oh, really.
Saw you guys at Super
Hot Pizza the other day.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
I waved, but you guys ignored me.
Well, that definitely wasn't us.
Blair's not really eating carbs right now.
It's more of a gluten thing.
How about a drink?
Beer.
I was not.
You threw up in Rebecca's purse.
No, I didn't.
That was me.
That's fucking right.
You were the one who hid the sardines.
What's sardines?
I think you blacked out by then,
but Rebecca's mom put
out sardines for people to eat,
like a psychopath.
Shit, I forgot.
So Monica took a bunch of them
and was hiding them everywhere,
in shoes, pillows, inside books.
It's disgusting.
Ashley saved a rhino in South Africa.
Oh really?
No, definitely did not.
The group that I was traveling with,
we were fighting off poachers
that would use their horns
and sell them to evil
companies like Romero Burten.
My purse is Romero Burten.
Does that make me evil?
Okay. How about we order some food?
How about we order some boys.
Girls night is getting stale.
No, boys.
This is our first Halloween
together in forever.
I want it to be just like old times.
We could invite Nathan.
Nathan. Huh?
Oh my God. You should have seen it.
They were bumping into each other all night
at Sam Overbee's party.
He ended up driving her home.
Monica.
Spill.
There's nothing to spill.
Well, they're going out on Sunday.
Well, there's that.
Let's invite Wesley over.
Blair.
What?
It's fine.
We're still friends.
See.
No problem.
No boys.
We went out a few times,
when you were gone.
I figured you wouldn't mind.
(footsteps fading)
What?
You promised you wouldn't do this.
What am I supposed to do, Monica?
Sit around and just let
them shit on me all night?
They're just jealous.
You got out and did something cool.
It's not even that.
Blair, has it out for me.
Jessica's just following her lead as usual.
Well, I don't know what to do, Ashley.
I'm just trying to keep us together.
I would love that.
But I'm not the one that
you have to convince.
What's that?
(ominous music)
It's just a weird game that I brought.
What? Like a board game?
No, it's more like the
Ouija board kind of thing.
We should play.
I don't think they'll be down for that.
Let me take care of that.
We're gonna play this game
that Ashley brought from Japan.
Apparently, it's really scary.
Fun.
How do we play?
The game's called Morbid.
It was really popular in Japan.
But now it's illegal to own.
Why?
'Cause it's fucking boring?
Blair. You got a problem?
No.
How do we play?
We each answer a series of questions.
Then we burn our answers and
drink some hallucinogenic tea.
Seriously?
I'm down.
Really?
Yeah. Next time lead with
the getting fucked up part.
So what do we do?
Everyone take a pencil and a card.
There's seven questions
that I'll translate.
Write your answers down.
Make sure nobody sees your answers.
(ominous music)
Question one.
What would you rather lose?
Eyes,
hands,
legs
or tongue?
Jesus.
The came is called morbid.
What did you expect?
(pencil scribing)
Everyone write their answers?
Question two.
What would you rather eat?
Cockroach,
spider,
rat
or human.
Human?
Just write one down, Blair.
(ominous music)
Question three.
What scares you the most?
Demons,
clowns,
monsters
or serial killers?
(pencil scribing)
Question four.
Do you have a crush on anyone in this room?
It's okay bitch.
I know you love me.
(ominous music)
Question five.
Pick one person in the room to live.
You can't pick yourself.
(ominous music)
Question six.
Pick one person in the room to die.
(pencil scribing)
Final question.
If you lied about any of your
answers, change them now
or he will know.
Who's he?
I don't know.
It says him,
but it doesn't translate very well.
Everyone done?
Yep.
Hold up your answers.
Put them in this bowl.
(ominous music)
Are you lighting it on fire?
Yeah. It's part of the game.
Is that okay?
Yeah. As long as it
doesn't set off the fire alarm.
Well, if it does, I'll turn it off.
(dramatic music)
Well, that was freaky.
What now?
Now we drink the tea.
(Kettle whistles)
(ominous music)
[Blair] So what exactly
are we gonna feel?
I don't know.
I've never played before.
I'm sort of freaking out a bit.
Me too, but I'm still gonna do it.
Oh, me too.
Ah, it smells disgusting.
Everyone ready?
(ominous music)
So what now?
I guess we wait.
So we just wait to hallucinate.
I think I'm starting to feel something.
(ominous music)
I don't feel anything.
It might take a minute to take effect.
We don't know what we're waiting for.
For all we know, we just
drank some shitty hot water.
Yeah. I don't think
anything's gonna happen.
Will the two of you
just chill for a second?
It's been an hour.
I've chilled.
I'm not wasting my night
anymore on this fucking bitch.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps clicking)
Jessica.
Monica.
(footsteps clicking)
Guys.
(footsteps clicking)
Guys.
Are you fucking with me?
(door creeks)
(ominous music)
(crickets chirping)
(ominous music)
All right.
I guess we're doing this.
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Hello?
(ominous music)
Make your wish.
Okay.
I wish this fucking acid trip would end.
How about that?
(button clicks)
(dog barking)
(ominous music)
Your wish is granted.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
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I can't put it in a disc
It's my key to the world
Well it's my key to the world
My world
If I got to read this
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(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
Blair.
Blair.
Jessica.
Thank God.
Blair, what the fuck is going on?
Jessica, I need you to untie me quickly
before he comes back before.
Before who comes?
Fuck.
Blair, I can't move.
I think I stepped on something.
Get me the fuck out of here.
But what if I made that happen?
I don't give a fuck.
Help me.
Jessica, don't move.
He's behind you.
Just stand still.
Blair, I'm scared.
It's okay.
It's not fucking okay.
Yes it is.
You just have to take two really big steps
and you're here.
- No.
- It's okay.
I don't wanna hurt you, Blair.
You can do it, Jess.
I promise.
You also promised
tonight was gonna be fun.
Deep breaths.
Ready?
Okay.
Big step.
In three,
two,
one.
Shit.
Blair.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Just get me out of here.
I'm in a tough spot, Blair.
This guy keeps getting closer.
You're fine, Jess.
You can do it.
He has a meat Cleaver in his hand.
Trust me, Jess.
You're fine.
How do you know?
Because I picked you.
What?
I picked you to live.
On my card, I picked you.
I don't think that means anything, Blair.
Well, I picked clown
and there he fucking is.
So I'm putting my money,
on you getting me the out of here.
I have to take a tiny step back.
What?
Why?
I can't take another step
the way that I'm standing.
So your solution is to go backwards.
I have to, I don't know
what'll happen if I fall.
Don't fall.
I don't plan on it.
Blair, I need you to trust me.
Do it.
Ready?
Yes.
Three,
two,
one.
It worked.
Kind of worked.
Just two more steps
and you could untie me.
(clown laughs)
It's more than just a couple steps.
Doesn't matter. Just do it.
Something's not right, Blair.
That can't be it.
I don't care.
Just get me out of here, Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Promise you pick me on that card?
Jess, what are you doing?
Jess don't.
Jessica.
(ominous music)
(Blair screams)
Monica.
(footsteps clicking)
Blair.
(footsteps clicking)
(door clicks)
(crickets chirping)
Where the fuck are you guys?
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
Guys.
This isn't funny anymore.
(car door clicks)
I don't think we should do this.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What if she doesn't wanna see me.
Dude, she had her friend
text to come get some.
So go get some.
I don't want to get some.
I wanna see Ashley
and I don't wanna screw that up
by showing up in a leader hose.
- It's Halloween.
- Stupid.
You know what's fucking stupid is,
the fact that I blue balled myself for you.
When Paige McKenzie could
have been washing my corn dog
in the bathroom.
You guys hook up all the time.
And I skipped out on that tonight.
For you.
So let's get some.
Damn, Monica's parents
go hard on Halloween. Huh.
(door clicks)
Brought the sacrifice.
Fuck.
I forgot I texted you guys.
Is now a bad time?
You seen, Blair and Monica?
What, They're not here?
Everyone's missing.
Ashley too?
We were playing this
weird game that she brought
and now everyone's gone.
Monica.
I tried that dip-shit.
We're not playing hide and seek.
You said she brought a game.
What kind of game?
Some like freaking
question and answer game.
We answered the questions.
Then the bowl lit itself on fire
and we drank some drug tea.
Ashley, brought drugs?
Ah, you got any more?
Will you two just help me look?
Please.
(footsteps clicking)
She's hot.
Did Ashley ask you to text me?
What do you mean?
Like did she actually
wanna see me tonight?
No.
Burn.
Well, I don't know maybe.
Honestly, I was just being a bitch.
So she didn't know that I was coming?
I'm sorry, Wesley.
I honestly don't know why I did that.
You know, we left
Kayla's party to come here.
I'm aware. Hans Gruber.
I don't know what else you want me to say?
I was this close to get my dick sucked.
So a few apologies would be appreciated.
Who's that guy?
Who?
I don't see anyone.
No, no.
There was a guy standing
by that tree two seconds ago.
Which one?
There's like six of them.
The big one right there.
(ominous music)
(door creeks)
(footsteps clicks)
Blair?
It wasn't Blair.
How do you know?
It was a guy.
It was a tall guy with the hat.
Somebody back there?
We're gonna call the cops.
You got three seconds asshole.
I was in the bathroom with Paige Mackenzie.
And now I'm out here yelling to tree.
Jessica.
There's nobody back here.
Hmm? Shocker.
(door clicks)
What the fuck is going on?
Calm down, Nick.
Fuck you.
You're probably in on this too.
Your someone's outside, bullshit.
Now I'm locked out in the cold,
wearing a fucking leader hose in.
I'm wearing the same
thing as you, dumb ass.
It was a two pack.
Shut up.
The front door has a passcode.
(footsteps clicking)
I'm cold.
I'm telling you, I saw someone.
Couldn't get my Dick sucked.
(door clicks)
You should come back
with us to kaiyla's party.
Why do I feel so?
Hopeless?
Yeah.
I know.
Can't help but I feel like
we're stuck in some kind.
Wesley.
Where are my keys?
Dude, I don't have them.
Check your pockets.
I don't have them.
Dude, check your pockets.
Empty. No keys.
Where's your phone and condoms.
You brought condoms?
Do you have a phone?
I can't find it.
Listen.
I know I set my keys down on the counter.
Maybe you dropped them outside.
What, the two seconds
we're out yelling at a tree?
I saw someone standing out there.
Okay.
A lot of crazy shit has happened tonight.
Maybe we just need to calm down.
You know?
I couldn't even get my dick.
- We know.
- We know.
Fuck both of you.
I'm going back to Kayla's.
Nick.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
Fuck you.
(Nick grunts)
(ominous music)
(Nick grunts)
Think you guys will get back together?
I don't know.
I sort of didn't react well,
when she told me she was leaving.
Yeah.
We didn't either.
Can I ask you something?
I just don't wanna make any assumptions.
Yeah, totally.
Why do you let Blair get
away with her whole act?
Is that obvious?
I mean, yeah, kind of.
Blair's got her own issues.
Does she know how you feel about her?
If I said anything or even hinted,
it would ruin everything.
But I mean, you never
know unless you try, right.
It's better to have love than to.
No, you can't say shit like that,
when you're wearing a
costume made for kids.
Should we go find Nick?
Sure.
(ominous music)
Let's go.
The floor's too loud.
(ominous music)
Run.
(ominous music)
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(ominous music)
(Jessica grunts)
(ominous music)
You're such a fucking liar.
As if I give a about your opinion.
This whole thing is your fault.
Hey, what the hell is going on?
This was all a sick joke,
Ashley pulled to get back at us.
Now we're stuck here.
What?
She was taking photos of
us while we were passed out.
Show her.
Ashley.
I thought it would be funny. Okay.
I don't even think she drank the tea.
She drugged us all for a laugh.
I woke up first. You idiot.
I thought maybe you'd wanna see yourselves.
Who else were you gonna show these to?
Monica.
You think you're so much
better than us, don't you?
No Blair. Just you.
Both of you, shut up.
If you can't be nice, just leave.
We can't leave.
And why not?
Will someone please
tell me what's going on.
Something happened when we woke up.
After I caught her taking photos.
There were still kids
outside, when it showed up.
When what showed up?
(dramatic music)
I didn't actually see it.
See what?
Someone's been watching us.
What the fuck are you talking about?
There's something outside, Monica.
Do we need to call the police?
With what?
We can't find our phones.
I would've blamed Ashley for that,
but even she isn't that stupid.
Wow. She can be nice.
My dad's car has OnnStar.
We can call for help.
And say what?
Help. There's a monster outside.
You didn't say anything about a monster.
That's what we've
been trying to tell you.
Yeah.
I thought you were talking
about some creep in a van
or something.
I don't feel comfortable staying here.
I'm not going out there.
You two have any better ideas?
I'll go.
Jess.
We still don't know what's out there.
It's less than 50 feet to the car.
I'll be fine.
I think.
(button clicks)
Blair will keep hitting
the unlock button.
When you get to the car,
make sure you lock the
doors and honk twice,
so we know you're okay.
The call button on
the steering wheel, right.
Right.
Hold it down and say OnnStar.
Got it.
If anything goes wrong
or you feel like you're in danger,
honk three times.
One, two, three.
Got it.
Ready?
I don't want you to go.
I'll be back in a minute.
We still don't know what's out there.
There's nothing outside, Blair.
What if there is?
(ominous music)
Than I don't have to worry
about that being a mistake.
(door clicks)
(footsteps clicking)
(door clicks)
(button clicking)
She should be there by now.
Right?
Should be close.
Can you see her?
Decorations are in the way.
Please honk.
Just honk the horn.
Are you sure you're
pressing the right button?
Yes. She should be there.
I see the lights,
but I don't see the car.
One of us should go out there, right?
Monica.
I'm not letting you leave me here.
Jess is out there.
She didn't just disappear.
(ominous music)
This is my fault.
It's not your fault.
Just shut up.
How about you shut up for once.
All you do is shit on other people.
I didn't wanna be here.
You begged us to come.
And now Jess is dead.
We don't know that.
I just wanted the four of us
to hang out like we used to,
but I missed the memo
that you turned into a bitch.
High school's over, Monica.
People change.
They move away.
Is that why you hate me?
Because I went and did
something with my life.
There it is.
Nothing any of us do is real,
because we didn't
backpack through Malaysia.
What was I supposed to do Blair?
Go to college, have babies and get married,
like you are gonna do.
Excuse me for aiming a little higher.
How's your view up
there on your pedestal?
Just shut the up, Blair.
Me?
Here's a question, Monica.
Who did you pick to live?
You're bringing this up now?
Exactly.
That's what I thought.
Congrats, Ashley.
You get to live.
See you in hell, Monica.
(door clicks)
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
She just needs some space.
No. I'm sorry, if I've ever
made you feel that way too.
No, I mean, I was
upset when you took off.
But I was happy for you.
At least one of us was
gonna get out of here.
Then I came back.
Why?
I don't know.
It's like,
I always thought I hated this place
and the whole time I was gone,
I just wanted to come home.
Miss me too much?
Yeah. I mean all of you guys.
What about, Wesley?
What about him?
Think you guys are
gonna get back together?
I mean, that kind of
goes against everything
that I just said to Blair.
I know she just hates being right.
Yeah.
I'll go.
Where?
I can go to the car and call for help.
Ashley, no.
I mean, you picked me to live,
so I should be fine, right.
You're basing this
off of something I wrote
on a piece of paper.
Look, Fuck OnnStar.
I know exactly where the car is.
I can pull it up to the house
and get us out of here.
I didn't pick you.
What?
I picked, Jess.
I don't know why.
So Jess could still be alive.
We don't know what's out there.
I don't want anything to happen to you.
Your dad has a gun, right.
Have you ever shot a gun before?
I shot an AK in South Africa.
I think I can handle this.
There's a safety on the side
and one you have to squeeze on the grip.
Be sure to pull the hammer
back, before you shoot.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
I can come with you.
I don't think, Blair
would appreciate that.
You're going out there?
I wanna help.
(ominous music)
If you see what happened
to Jess, I wanna know.
Ready?
Yep.
Twice in the horns, we
know you got there safe.
Three for you in danger.
Got it.
If something happens to you,
we're stuck here.
I'll be back in a sec.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(car horn honks)
Yes.
Ready?
(door clicks)
No.
Blair, help.
(door thudding)
(ominous music)
What is she doing?
(dog barking)
Monica.
She's still out there, Blair.
Jess too.
I saw it, Monica.
It looked right at me.
I'm not just gonna sit here
and wait to see if they're okay.
I don't, I don't wanna
be left alone here.
We'll play Marco polo, okay.
Marco polo.
Yes. Like when we were kids.
You'll call my name
and I'll say here.
And as long as we
can still hear each other,
you'll know I'm safe.
But what if it hears us.
Blair, it's gonna be okay.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(crickets chirping)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
[Blair] Monica.
Here.
(ominous music)
[Blair] Monica.
Here.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(car door clicks)
(car horn honks)
Come on, Blair.
(car horn honks)
(car door clicks)
Keys.
(ominous music)
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
(Monica screams)
(ominous music)
(car door clicks)
(car engine cranking)
No, no, no.
OnnStar.
[AI Voice] Call OnnStar.
Yes.
[Woman] It's OnnStar.
How may we assist you?
I need help.
[Woman] Hello, Ma'am?
I need help. I need the police.
Hello?
[Woman] Ma'am I can't hear you.
(ominous music)
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Monica, Let me in.
Let me in, Monica.
It's not working.
It's out here.
It won't open.
Hold the handle.
Try that one.
It won't open.
(Monica panting)
I don't know
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(ominous music)
(camera clicks)
(ominous music)
(camera clicks)
(ominous music)
There's someone under the bed.
What?
There's someone under the bed.
(ominous music)
Monica?
Monica?
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
Blair.
Monica.
(ominous music)
Wesley.
Come on.
No.
Wesley.
Come on.
(Ashley snobs)
(door clicks)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
Wesley.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(door clicks)
You lied.
The game warned you about lying.
I'm hallucinating.
You never drink the tea.
One lie of many.
It's a lie.
Ink doesn't lie.
It's just a game.
For them it was.
What was it for you?
Just wanted friends again.
Lie.
(footsteps thudding)
Why did you play the game?
Answer.
They never cared about me.
No one cared when I left.
Is that why you chose Monica to die?
She was only friends with
me when it was convenient.
You even lie to yourself.
(button clicks)
Where are you?
Show me your face.
(ominous music)
[Wesley] Ashley.
Wesley.
[Monica] Ashley.
Monica.
[Monica] They're just jealous,
You got out and did something cool.
[Blair] You think you're
so much better than us?
Don't you.
[Monica] Who else were
you gonna show these to?
[Wesley] So she didn't
know that I was coming.
[Monica] Alexa, play music.
[Blair] Does that make me evil?
[Monica] Just write one down, Blair.
[Blair] Get me the fuck out of here.
[Monica] You honestly wouldn't do this.
[Blair] We went out a few times,
when you were gone.
[Monica] Just trying to keep us together.
[Blair] I figured you wouldn't mind.
[Monica] Promise,
you could be on that car?
[Monica] Who's he?
[Jessica] Blair, I'm scared.
[Blair] We don't know
what we're waiting for.
[Monica] I didn't pick you.
[Monica] I don't know what to do, Ashley.
[Blair] You're such a fucking liar.
[Jessica] You got a problem?
[Blair] I think, I'm
starting to feel something.
[Jessica] Something's not right, Blair.
[Blair] Your wish is granted.
[Jessica] I don't
want to hurt you, Blair.
[Monica] You turned into a bitch.
[Jessica] Thank god.
[Monica] All you do
is shit on other people.
[Blair] People change.
[Monica] I just wanted the
four of us to fucking hang out
like we used to.
[Wesley] Hopeless.
[Blair] They move away.
[Monica] It's not fucking okay.
[Blair] What exactly are we gonna feel?
[Wesley] Run.
[Blair] I'm not wasting my night anymore
on this fucking bitch.
(ominous music)
(Ashley snobs)
(ominous music)
Thanks for playing.
(ominous music)
I didn't get any king size.
I did.
Where?
At the old people's house.
How come I didn't get any?
Holly, look.
What about it?
Let's go up.
We have enough candy.
Let's just go home and eat it.
You just said you wanted a king size.
Yeah.
So look at the place, they went all out.
They probably have good candy.
It's scary.
I'm pretty sure that's
what they were going for.
Let's just go home and watch Hocus Pocus.
Last one.
Fine.
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
Last house.
Promise.
(footsteps clicking)
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
I've got Rex Wolf, Cody Bly, and Echo.
Okay.
I'll trade you two Death
Troopers and I've grown for Rex,
but he's a Comic Con exclusive.
How about my Jango and Boba Fett?
I'll give you my Rex for your
Sand Trooper and Doback.
No way.
And Maddie Quesenberry's phone number.
You don't want Maddie's number.
Yes, I do.
No you don't.
She hates the X-files
and her favorite flavor
of ice cream is rum raisin.
Oh, gross.
Well, I can get past that.
Lucas.
It moved.
No it didn't.
I promise you. It looked right at me.
You are full of crap.
Throw something at it.
You do it.
Just throw an Almond Joy or something.
(ominous music)
That wasn't funny.
Ah, you're so easy.
I hate Halloween.
(refrigerator door clicks)
Don't tell me you've gone sober.
Sure, it's okay that I'm here?
Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?
Jessica and Blair,
they hate me.
Bullshit.
You weren't there. (Door bell rings)
They completely ignored me.
You're being paranoid.
Tonight's gonna be just
like high school, both booze.
So just like high school.
(door clicks)
Trigger Treat.
Happy Halloween.
Well, aren't you a cute plumber
and what are you?
A handsome NASCAR driver.
Bullshit.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
I don't give a shit.
I don't have to be nice to her.
As long as she doesn't an act all superior
because she's Miss world traveler,
then I'm fine.
10 bucks. She brings it up right away.
Jesus.
Monica's parents always
go this hard on Halloween.
I'm pretty sure they
have a guy set it up.
And I think they're Len tical.
What is that?
It means they hate Satan and stuff.
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
Oh my gosh.
You look great.
So do you.
Thank you. It's been so long.
Oh my God. How are you guys?
- I love it.
- I love it too.
Hi.
Hi.
Let's go to the kitchen. Come on.
(foot steps clicking)
[Ashley] Hi.
Ashley, oh mt god.
- It's been so long.
- Not long enough.
I just got back from
Japan a few weeks ago.
Oh, really.
Saw you guys at Super
Hot Pizza the other day.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
I waved, but you guys ignored me.
Well, that definitely wasn't us.
Blair's not really eating carbs right now.
It's more of a gluten thing.
How about a drink?
Beer.
I was not.
You threw up in Rebecca's purse.
No, I didn't.
That was me.
That's fucking right.
You were the one who hid the sardines.
What's sardines?
I think you blacked out by then,
but Rebecca's mom put
out sardines for people to eat,
like a psychopath.
Shit, I forgot.
So Monica took a bunch of them
and was hiding them everywhere,
in shoes, pillows, inside books.
It's disgusting.
Ashley saved a rhino in South Africa.
Oh really?
No, definitely did not.
The group that I was traveling with,
we were fighting off poachers
that would use their horns
and sell them to evil
companies like Romero Burten.
My purse is Romero Burten.
Does that make me evil?
Okay. How about we order some food?
How about we order some boys.
Girls night is getting stale.
No, boys.
This is our first Halloween
together in forever.
I want it to be just like old times.
We could invite Nathan.
Nathan. Huh?
Oh my God. You should have seen it.
They were bumping into each other all night
at Sam Overbee's party.
He ended up driving her home.
Monica.
Spill.
There's nothing to spill.
Well, they're going out on Sunday.
Well, there's that.
Let's invite Wesley over.
Blair.
What?
It's fine.
We're still friends.
See.
No problem.
No boys.
We went out a few times,
when you were gone.
I figured you wouldn't mind.
(footsteps fading)
What?
You promised you wouldn't do this.
What am I supposed to do, Monica?
Sit around and just let
them shit on me all night?
They're just jealous.
You got out and did something cool.
It's not even that.
Blair, has it out for me.
Jessica's just following her lead as usual.
Well, I don't know what to do, Ashley.
I'm just trying to keep us together.
I would love that.
But I'm not the one that
you have to convince.
What's that?
(ominous music)
It's just a weird game that I brought.
What? Like a board game?
No, it's more like the
Ouija board kind of thing.
We should play.
I don't think they'll be down for that.
Let me take care of that.
We're gonna play this game
that Ashley brought from Japan.
Apparently, it's really scary.
Fun.
How do we play?
The game's called Morbid.
It was really popular in Japan.
But now it's illegal to own.
Why?
'Cause it's fucking boring?
Blair. You got a problem?
No.
How do we play?
We each answer a series of questions.
Then we burn our answers and
drink some hallucinogenic tea.
Seriously?
I'm down.
Really?
Yeah. Next time lead with
the getting fucked up part.
So what do we do?
Everyone take a pencil and a card.
There's seven questions
that I'll translate.
Write your answers down.
Make sure nobody sees your answers.
(ominous music)
Question one.
What would you rather lose?
Eyes,
hands,
legs
or tongue?
Jesus.
The came is called morbid.
What did you expect?
(pencil scribing)
Everyone write their answers?
Question two.
What would you rather eat?
Cockroach,
spider,
rat
or human.
Human?
Just write one down, Blair.
(ominous music)
Question three.
What scares you the most?
Demons,
clowns,
monsters
or serial killers?
(pencil scribing)
Question four.
Do you have a crush on anyone in this room?
It's okay bitch.
I know you love me.
(ominous music)
Question five.
Pick one person in the room to live.
You can't pick yourself.
(ominous music)
Question six.
Pick one person in the room to die.
(pencil scribing)
Final question.
If you lied about any of your
answers, change them now
or he will know.
Who's he?
I don't know.
It says him,
but it doesn't translate very well.
Everyone done?
Yep.
Hold up your answers.
Put them in this bowl.
(ominous music)
Are you lighting it on fire?
Yeah. It's part of the game.
Is that okay?
Yeah. As long as it
doesn't set off the fire alarm.
Well, if it does, I'll turn it off.
(dramatic music)
Well, that was freaky.
What now?
Now we drink the tea.
(Kettle whistles)
(ominous music)
[Blair] So what exactly
are we gonna feel?
I don't know.
I've never played before.
I'm sort of freaking out a bit.
Me too, but I'm still gonna do it.
Oh, me too.
Ah, it smells disgusting.
Everyone ready?
(ominous music)
So what now?
I guess we wait.
So we just wait to hallucinate.
I think I'm starting to feel something.
(ominous music)
I don't feel anything.
It might take a minute to take effect.
We don't know what we're waiting for.
For all we know, we just
drank some shitty hot water.
Yeah. I don't think
anything's gonna happen.
Will the two of you
just chill for a second?
It's been an hour.
I've chilled.
I'm not wasting my night
anymore on this fucking bitch.
(dramatic music)
(footsteps clicking)
Jessica.
Monica.
(footsteps clicking)
Guys.
(footsteps clicking)
Guys.
Are you fucking with me?
(door creeks)
(ominous music)
(crickets chirping)
(ominous music)
All right.
I guess we're doing this.
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Hello?
(ominous music)
Make your wish.
Okay.
I wish this fucking acid trip would end.
How about that?
(button clicks)
(dog barking)
(ominous music)
Your wish is granted.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
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I don't know
How you convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
Well I say
How do you convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
Nobody can convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
Let's borrow desert document
I can't put it in a disc
It's my key to the world
Well it's my key to the world
My world
If I got to read this
I can't put it in a disc
It's my key to the world
Well it's my key to the world
Well how do you convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
Nobody can convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
Blair.
Blair.
Jessica.
Thank God.
Blair, what the fuck is going on?
Jessica, I need you to untie me quickly
before he comes back before.
Before who comes?
Fuck.
Blair, I can't move.
I think I stepped on something.
Get me the fuck out of here.
But what if I made that happen?
I don't give a fuck.
Help me.
Jessica, don't move.
He's behind you.
Just stand still.
Blair, I'm scared.
It's okay.
It's not fucking okay.
Yes it is.
You just have to take two really big steps
and you're here.
- No.
- It's okay.
I don't wanna hurt you, Blair.
You can do it, Jess.
I promise.
You also promised
tonight was gonna be fun.
Deep breaths.
Ready?
Okay.
Big step.
In three,
two,
one.
Shit.
Blair.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Just get me out of here.
I'm in a tough spot, Blair.
This guy keeps getting closer.
You're fine, Jess.
You can do it.
He has a meat Cleaver in his hand.
Trust me, Jess.
You're fine.
How do you know?
Because I picked you.
What?
I picked you to live.
On my card, I picked you.
I don't think that means anything, Blair.
Well, I picked clown
and there he fucking is.
So I'm putting my money,
on you getting me the out of here.
I have to take a tiny step back.
What?
Why?
I can't take another step
the way that I'm standing.
So your solution is to go backwards.
I have to, I don't know
what'll happen if I fall.
Don't fall.
I don't plan on it.
Blair, I need you to trust me.
Do it.
Ready?
Yes.
Three,
two,
one.
It worked.
Kind of worked.
Just two more steps
and you could untie me.
(clown laughs)
It's more than just a couple steps.
Doesn't matter. Just do it.
Something's not right, Blair.
That can't be it.
I don't care.
Just get me out of here, Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Promise you pick me on that card?
Jess, what are you doing?
Jess don't.
Jessica.
(ominous music)
(Blair screams)
Monica.
(footsteps clicking)
Blair.
(footsteps clicking)
(door clicks)
(crickets chirping)
Where the fuck are you guys?
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
Guys.
This isn't funny anymore.
(car door clicks)
I don't think we should do this.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What if she doesn't wanna see me.
Dude, she had her friend
text to come get some.
So go get some.
I don't want to get some.
I wanna see Ashley
and I don't wanna screw that up
by showing up in a leader hose.
- It's Halloween.
- Stupid.
You know what's fucking stupid is,
the fact that I blue balled myself for you.
When Paige McKenzie could
have been washing my corn dog
in the bathroom.
You guys hook up all the time.
And I skipped out on that tonight.
For you.
So let's get some.
Damn, Monica's parents
go hard on Halloween. Huh.
(door clicks)
Brought the sacrifice.
Fuck.
I forgot I texted you guys.
Is now a bad time?
You seen, Blair and Monica?
What, They're not here?
Everyone's missing.
Ashley too?
We were playing this
weird game that she brought
and now everyone's gone.
Monica.
I tried that dip-shit.
We're not playing hide and seek.
You said she brought a game.
What kind of game?
Some like freaking
question and answer game.
We answered the questions.
Then the bowl lit itself on fire
and we drank some drug tea.
Ashley, brought drugs?
Ah, you got any more?
Will you two just help me look?
Please.
(footsteps clicking)
She's hot.
Did Ashley ask you to text me?
What do you mean?
Like did she actually
wanna see me tonight?
No.
Burn.
Well, I don't know maybe.
Honestly, I was just being a bitch.
So she didn't know that I was coming?
I'm sorry, Wesley.
I honestly don't know why I did that.
You know, we left
Kayla's party to come here.
I'm aware. Hans Gruber.
I don't know what else you want me to say?
I was this close to get my dick sucked.
So a few apologies would be appreciated.
Who's that guy?
Who?
I don't see anyone.
No, no.
There was a guy standing
by that tree two seconds ago.
Which one?
There's like six of them.
The big one right there.
(ominous music)
(door creeks)
(footsteps clicks)
Blair?
It wasn't Blair.
How do you know?
It was a guy.
It was a tall guy with the hat.
Somebody back there?
We're gonna call the cops.
You got three seconds asshole.
I was in the bathroom with Paige Mackenzie.
And now I'm out here yelling to tree.
Jessica.
There's nobody back here.
Hmm? Shocker.
(door clicks)
What the fuck is going on?
Calm down, Nick.
Fuck you.
You're probably in on this too.
Your someone's outside, bullshit.
Now I'm locked out in the cold,
wearing a fucking leader hose in.
I'm wearing the same
thing as you, dumb ass.
It was a two pack.
Shut up.
The front door has a passcode.
(footsteps clicking)
I'm cold.
I'm telling you, I saw someone.
Couldn't get my Dick sucked.
(door clicks)
You should come back
with us to kaiyla's party.
Why do I feel so?
Hopeless?
Yeah.
I know.
Can't help but I feel like
we're stuck in some kind.
Wesley.
Where are my keys?
Dude, I don't have them.
Check your pockets.
I don't have them.
Dude, check your pockets.
Empty. No keys.
Where's your phone and condoms.
You brought condoms?
Do you have a phone?
I can't find it.
Listen.
I know I set my keys down on the counter.
Maybe you dropped them outside.
What, the two seconds
we're out yelling at a tree?
I saw someone standing out there.
Okay.
A lot of crazy shit has happened tonight.
Maybe we just need to calm down.
You know?
I couldn't even get my dick.
- We know.
- We know.
Fuck both of you.
I'm going back to Kayla's.
Nick.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
Fuck you.
(Nick grunts)
(ominous music)
(Nick grunts)
Think you guys will get back together?
I don't know.
I sort of didn't react well,
when she told me she was leaving.
Yeah.
We didn't either.
Can I ask you something?
I just don't wanna make any assumptions.
Yeah, totally.
Why do you let Blair get
away with her whole act?
Is that obvious?
I mean, yeah, kind of.
Blair's got her own issues.
Does she know how you feel about her?
If I said anything or even hinted,
it would ruin everything.
But I mean, you never
know unless you try, right.
It's better to have love than to.
No, you can't say shit like that,
when you're wearing a
costume made for kids.
Should we go find Nick?
Sure.
(ominous music)
Let's go.
The floor's too loud.
(ominous music)
Run.
(ominous music)
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(ominous music)
(Jessica grunts)
(ominous music)
You're such a fucking liar.
As if I give a about your opinion.
This whole thing is your fault.
Hey, what the hell is going on?
This was all a sick joke,
Ashley pulled to get back at us.
Now we're stuck here.
What?
She was taking photos of
us while we were passed out.
Show her.
Ashley.
I thought it would be funny. Okay.
I don't even think she drank the tea.
She drugged us all for a laugh.
I woke up first. You idiot.
I thought maybe you'd wanna see yourselves.
Who else were you gonna show these to?
Monica.
You think you're so much
better than us, don't you?
No Blair. Just you.
Both of you, shut up.
If you can't be nice, just leave.
We can't leave.
And why not?
Will someone please
tell me what's going on.
Something happened when we woke up.
After I caught her taking photos.
There were still kids
outside, when it showed up.
When what showed up?
(dramatic music)
I didn't actually see it.
See what?
Someone's been watching us.
What the fuck are you talking about?
There's something outside, Monica.
Do we need to call the police?
With what?
We can't find our phones.
I would've blamed Ashley for that,
but even she isn't that stupid.
Wow. She can be nice.
My dad's car has OnnStar.
We can call for help.
And say what?
Help. There's a monster outside.
You didn't say anything about a monster.
That's what we've
been trying to tell you.
Yeah.
I thought you were talking
about some creep in a van
or something.
I don't feel comfortable staying here.
I'm not going out there.
You two have any better ideas?
I'll go.
Jess.
We still don't know what's out there.
It's less than 50 feet to the car.
I'll be fine.
I think.
(button clicks)
Blair will keep hitting
the unlock button.
When you get to the car,
make sure you lock the
doors and honk twice,
so we know you're okay.
The call button on
the steering wheel, right.
Right.
Hold it down and say OnnStar.
Got it.
If anything goes wrong
or you feel like you're in danger,
honk three times.
One, two, three.
Got it.
Ready?
I don't want you to go.
I'll be back in a minute.
We still don't know what's out there.
There's nothing outside, Blair.
What if there is?
(ominous music)
Than I don't have to worry
about that being a mistake.
(door clicks)
(footsteps clicking)
(door clicks)
(button clicking)
She should be there by now.
Right?
Should be close.
Can you see her?
Decorations are in the way.
Please honk.
Just honk the horn.
Are you sure you're
pressing the right button?
Yes. She should be there.
I see the lights,
but I don't see the car.
One of us should go out there, right?
Monica.
I'm not letting you leave me here.
Jess is out there.
She didn't just disappear.
(ominous music)
This is my fault.
It's not your fault.
Just shut up.
How about you shut up for once.
All you do is shit on other people.
I didn't wanna be here.
You begged us to come.
And now Jess is dead.
We don't know that.
I just wanted the four of us
to hang out like we used to,
but I missed the memo
that you turned into a bitch.
High school's over, Monica.
People change.
They move away.
Is that why you hate me?
Because I went and did
something with my life.
There it is.
Nothing any of us do is real,
because we didn't
backpack through Malaysia.
What was I supposed to do Blair?
Go to college, have babies and get married,
like you are gonna do.
Excuse me for aiming a little higher.
How's your view up
there on your pedestal?
Just shut the up, Blair.
Me?
Here's a question, Monica.
Who did you pick to live?
You're bringing this up now?
Exactly.
That's what I thought.
Congrats, Ashley.
You get to live.
See you in hell, Monica.
(door clicks)
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
She just needs some space.
No. I'm sorry, if I've ever
made you feel that way too.
No, I mean, I was
upset when you took off.
But I was happy for you.
At least one of us was
gonna get out of here.
Then I came back.
Why?
I don't know.
It's like,
I always thought I hated this place
and the whole time I was gone,
I just wanted to come home.
Miss me too much?
Yeah. I mean all of you guys.
What about, Wesley?
What about him?
Think you guys are
gonna get back together?
I mean, that kind of
goes against everything
that I just said to Blair.
I know she just hates being right.
Yeah.
I'll go.
Where?
I can go to the car and call for help.
Ashley, no.
I mean, you picked me to live,
so I should be fine, right.
You're basing this
off of something I wrote
on a piece of paper.
Look, Fuck OnnStar.
I know exactly where the car is.
I can pull it up to the house
and get us out of here.
I didn't pick you.
What?
I picked, Jess.
I don't know why.
So Jess could still be alive.
We don't know what's out there.
I don't want anything to happen to you.
Your dad has a gun, right.
Have you ever shot a gun before?
I shot an AK in South Africa.
I think I can handle this.
There's a safety on the side
and one you have to squeeze on the grip.
Be sure to pull the hammer
back, before you shoot.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
I can come with you.
I don't think, Blair
would appreciate that.
You're going out there?
I wanna help.
(ominous music)
If you see what happened
to Jess, I wanna know.
Ready?
Yep.
Twice in the horns, we
know you got there safe.
Three for you in danger.
Got it.
If something happens to you,
we're stuck here.
I'll be back in a sec.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(car horn honks)
Yes.
Ready?
(door clicks)
No.
Blair, help.
(door thudding)
(ominous music)
What is she doing?
(dog barking)
Monica.
She's still out there, Blair.
Jess too.
I saw it, Monica.
It looked right at me.
I'm not just gonna sit here
and wait to see if they're okay.
I don't, I don't wanna
be left alone here.
We'll play Marco polo, okay.
Marco polo.
Yes. Like when we were kids.
You'll call my name
and I'll say here.
And as long as we
can still hear each other,
you'll know I'm safe.
But what if it hears us.
Blair, it's gonna be okay.
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
(crickets chirping)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
[Blair] Monica.
Here.
(ominous music)
[Blair] Monica.
Here.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(car door clicks)
(car horn honks)
Come on, Blair.
(car horn honks)
(car door clicks)
Keys.
(ominous music)
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
(Monica screams)
(ominous music)
(car door clicks)
(car engine cranking)
No, no, no.
OnnStar.
[AI Voice] Call OnnStar.
Yes.
[Woman] It's OnnStar.
How may we assist you?
I need help.
[Woman] Hello, Ma'am?
I need help. I need the police.
Hello?
[Woman] Ma'am I can't hear you.
(ominous music)
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I don't know
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I don't know
Monica, Let me in.
Let me in, Monica.
It's not working.
It's out here.
It won't open.
Hold the handle.
Try that one.
It won't open.
(Monica panting)
I don't know
Well, how do you convert PDF to JPG
I don't know
(ominous music)
(camera clicks)
(ominous music)
(camera clicks)
(ominous music)
There's someone under the bed.
What?
There's someone under the bed.
(ominous music)
Monica?
Monica?
(door clicks)
(ominous music)
Blair.
Monica.
(ominous music)
Wesley.
Come on.
No.
Wesley.
Come on.
(Ashley snobs)
(door clicks)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
Wesley.
(ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)
(ominous music)
(door clicks)
(door clicks)
You lied.
The game warned you about lying.
I'm hallucinating.
You never drink the tea.
One lie of many.
It's a lie.
Ink doesn't lie.
It's just a game.
For them it was.
What was it for you?
Just wanted friends again.
Lie.
(footsteps thudding)
Why did you play the game?
Answer.
They never cared about me.
No one cared when I left.
Is that why you chose Monica to die?
She was only friends with
me when it was convenient.
You even lie to yourself.
(button clicks)
Where are you?
Show me your face.
(ominous music)
[Wesley] Ashley.
Wesley.
[Monica] Ashley.
Monica.
[Monica] They're just jealous,
You got out and did something cool.
[Blair] You think you're
so much better than us?
Don't you.
[Monica] Who else were
you gonna show these to?
[Wesley] So she didn't
know that I was coming.
[Monica] Alexa, play music.
[Blair] Does that make me evil?
[Monica] Just write one down, Blair.
[Blair] Get me the fuck out of here.
[Monica] You honestly wouldn't do this.
[Blair] We went out a few times,
when you were gone.
[Monica] Just trying to keep us together.
[Blair] I figured you wouldn't mind.
[Monica] Promise,
you could be on that car?
[Monica] Who's he?
[Jessica] Blair, I'm scared.
[Blair] We don't know
what we're waiting for.
[Monica] I didn't pick you.
[Monica] I don't know what to do, Ashley.
[Blair] You're such a fucking liar.
[Jessica] You got a problem?
[Blair] I think, I'm
starting to feel something.
[Jessica] Something's not right, Blair.
[Blair] Your wish is granted.
[Jessica] I don't
want to hurt you, Blair.
[Monica] You turned into a bitch.
[Jessica] Thank god.
[Monica] All you do
is shit on other people.
[Blair] People change.
[Monica] I just wanted the
four of us to fucking hang out
like we used to.
[Wesley] Hopeless.
[Blair] They move away.
[Monica] It's not fucking okay.
[Blair] What exactly are we gonna feel?
[Wesley] Run.
[Blair] I'm not wasting my night anymore
on this fucking bitch.
(ominous music)
(Ashley snobs)
(ominous music)
Thanks for playing.
(ominous music)
I didn't get any king size.
I did.
Where?
At the old people's house.
How come I didn't get any?
Holly, look.
What about it?
Let's go up.
We have enough candy.
Let's just go home and eat it.
You just said you wanted a king size.
Yeah.
So look at the place, they went all out.
They probably have good candy.
It's scary.
I'm pretty sure that's
what they were going for.
Let's just go home and watch Hocus Pocus.
Last one.
Fine.
(footsteps clicking)
(ominous music)
Last house.
Promise.
(footsteps clicking)
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
(ominous music)