Morkt vatten (2012) Movie Script
ESTATE AGEN Daniel... The new prospect.
Make sure there's a deal, okay?
- Have they fixed the house, Magnus?
- Yes. Lechkov and his guys are ready.
It's me.
Where are you now?
Good.
Do you visit her afterwards?
I was just wondering.
May I not wonder where my wife
spends the weekend?
Shit... The tree.
What's wrong with it?
Welcome to the family... Wennerstedt.
- Come in.
- Thank you.
Welcome.
- What are you doing?
- So I don't forget. Look.
Are you crazy?
So I have something nice
to look at.
- Okay. But if Magnus finds it?
- So what?
He'll kill us.
Take it easy. Hey.
Hi...
- Do you love him?
- That was right ahead.
I've seen you together.
You seem pretty... Yeah, you know.
- I know what I have.
- What's that?
Safety.
- Safety?
- Yes, safety.
- Do you want children?
- Maybe.
With you?
I'm hot now. Shall we?
- The door.
- I'll fix it.
No kidding,
I don't like that. Stop it!
Sorry. I panicked.
- So cool you are.
- I get very hot quickly.
It tickles!
- Take it easy.
- OK.
- It's delicious.
- Come here.
What have you got there?
What is it?
I'll have a look.
- No...
- I'll be right back.
I really needed that!
- "That" or me?
- What?
- Reply.
- Cut it.
Look.
"Why do you shoot me?
What have I done?"
Who are you?
Who are you?
Daniel Sjstrm.
So scared I was.
So funny. You in your underpants
try to be authoritative.
- I thought I did well.
- Yeah. Well maybe...
- Then I bid on it.
- Do you?
You know what? I think it is
time for me to get dressed.
No, I don't agree.
Fuck...
What in hell...
Polish motherfucker...
Is he gonna tear down the house?
Fire him.
He's almost done,
then you can sell your gorgeous house.
let's hope it.
I'll go and talk to him.
So it's not gonna be a man thing.
Can you Call me back please?
I got it. Okay. Hey.
Yes, it was Magnus.
The presentation is moved
to Monday.
I can't find Lechkov.
These craftsmen just disappear.
Oi.
What?
- What is it?
- This George, he hugged a tree.
Then he disappeared
into the forest.
He asked if I would join him
and regain some energy.
So nice. Then you can hugg trees
in the woods with George.
Maybe so.
- Are you flirting with him?
- Yes. He's funny.
You like seedy low-incomers?
I like the seedy... men.
Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Nice.
- Very.
- What the hell is this?
- I know, it's his.
He certainly means strawberries.
Well... Seriously?
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
- No.
- But come on!
I do it myself, then.
Love!
Tomorrow morning he must leave.
- He's a bit eccentric.
- And very demanding.
That was a new side of you...
hard and angry.
I hard?
He is actually a fucking idiot!
- He can hear you.
- He doesn't understand Swedish.
Stop it.
Happy rabbit in the forests.
Happy rabbit.
- I called you.
- I didn't hear it.
- Where's George?
- Dunno. Maybe he left.
So great.
But he didn't cut down the tree.
Cut it down yourself then.
I'll run. Are you coming?
- How long will you go on working?
- At most two years more.
I started five years ago.
It's bloody well paid.
C'mon!
So your parents are divorced?
Happily divorced?
Well yeah, my mom
is happily divorced.
- Father is an "If not man".
- What's that?
Like "If mom hadn't travelled and
met the other man..."
If not Magnus had hired
the new broker.
Do we have to talk about Magnus
every ten minutes?
It's cute when you get jealous.
If not Jenny
had let go of his girlfriend...
What... Who is Jenny?
No... Do you have a woman?
Have you?
Can you see how
your dream woman is looking?
Yes, I can.
- Yes!
- So much hate!
-This is bad. -What?
-A Spanish slug.
The lawn is full! "The bastard sold
us a place full of them."
- It's just take them away.
- OK. Away, away.
Shit.
Okay.
Continue to work, fucking idiot.
- Hello?
- Hi, it's me. What're you doing?
Nothing. I...
just hang around.
- Yes. Is Sofia there too?
- No, she's...
she's out on an errand.
An errand? But...
what're you doing?
Taking it easy.
Relax, walk, drink a little wine.
- Little wine?
- Yes, little wine.
- I... was about...
to eat a sandwich.
Listen, I'll call you back.
Bye.
- What is it?
- Hold me.
- What happened?
- George is so uncomfortable.
Damn, so cold!
No, I won't tell.
Yes, I'll come home on Monday.
Promise. Bye. Kiss.
- Does he suspect something?
- No, don't be afraid.
He has no idea that his
partner's screwing his wife.
Are you okay?
Sorry.
- Is he here?
- Fuck him.
Thanks.
- Come on!
- It's too cold.
I'm jumping in now.
- Where'd you put the beer?
- Come on! Coward!
Oi. Does it hurt?
- Sorry.
- Yes.
Sorry.
Slight.
I'm getting well.
I want you... No, wait.
I mean seriously.
I want you, for real.
Do you understand?
I... I wanna be with you.
And Magnus?
No.
No.
- It is nonsense.
- It's all nonsense.
Wait...
Come.
Yeah!
I'll exercise a bit.
He's here!
We want to talk with you!
No. Come, let's go.
Come!
Stop it!
Come!
I want you to take me away now.
If you really care for me, you...
Postpone that fucking viewing.
You don't understand.
Magnus wants me as part owner.
- What about us?
- Not now, later.
- When then?
- I need to fix the tree.
- Sorry.
- No, it was my idea to go.
I should have checked
if someone was here.
But we must be more cautious.
We may get busted.
It's so tiring to pretend.
Are you hungry?
Me too.
I want to go now!
Where's your mobile phone?
I don't know.
I'm sure I had put it...
Damn it.
Sorry.
- We have to go back.
- No. I won't go back!
What the hell do you think Magnus
says if he sees the film?
We go back. We'll get the phone
and leave again.
Maybe he's not here.
Call your phone.
- Have you found it?
- He...
How long...
Come!
We must get away from here.
The...
Congratulations on a great buy.
- What are you doing?
- So we won't forget it.
So I have something
nice to look at.
But if Magnus finds it?
Then he'll kill us.
Make sure there's a deal, okay?
- Have they fixed the house, Magnus?
- Yes. Lechkov and his guys are ready.
It's me.
Where are you now?
Good.
Do you visit her afterwards?
I was just wondering.
May I not wonder where my wife
spends the weekend?
Shit... The tree.
What's wrong with it?
Welcome to the family... Wennerstedt.
- Come in.
- Thank you.
Welcome.
- What are you doing?
- So I don't forget. Look.
Are you crazy?
So I have something nice
to look at.
- Okay. But if Magnus finds it?
- So what?
He'll kill us.
Take it easy. Hey.
Hi...
- Do you love him?
- That was right ahead.
I've seen you together.
You seem pretty... Yeah, you know.
- I know what I have.
- What's that?
Safety.
- Safety?
- Yes, safety.
- Do you want children?
- Maybe.
With you?
I'm hot now. Shall we?
- The door.
- I'll fix it.
No kidding,
I don't like that. Stop it!
Sorry. I panicked.
- So cool you are.
- I get very hot quickly.
It tickles!
- Take it easy.
- OK.
- It's delicious.
- Come here.
What have you got there?
What is it?
I'll have a look.
- No...
- I'll be right back.
I really needed that!
- "That" or me?
- What?
- Reply.
- Cut it.
Look.
"Why do you shoot me?
What have I done?"
Who are you?
Who are you?
Daniel Sjstrm.
So scared I was.
So funny. You in your underpants
try to be authoritative.
- I thought I did well.
- Yeah. Well maybe...
- Then I bid on it.
- Do you?
You know what? I think it is
time for me to get dressed.
No, I don't agree.
Fuck...
What in hell...
Polish motherfucker...
Is he gonna tear down the house?
Fire him.
He's almost done,
then you can sell your gorgeous house.
let's hope it.
I'll go and talk to him.
So it's not gonna be a man thing.
Can you Call me back please?
I got it. Okay. Hey.
Yes, it was Magnus.
The presentation is moved
to Monday.
I can't find Lechkov.
These craftsmen just disappear.
Oi.
What?
- What is it?
- This George, he hugged a tree.
Then he disappeared
into the forest.
He asked if I would join him
and regain some energy.
So nice. Then you can hugg trees
in the woods with George.
Maybe so.
- Are you flirting with him?
- Yes. He's funny.
You like seedy low-incomers?
I like the seedy... men.
Thank you.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Nice.
- Very.
- What the hell is this?
- I know, it's his.
He certainly means strawberries.
Well... Seriously?
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
- No.
- But come on!
I do it myself, then.
Love!
Tomorrow morning he must leave.
- He's a bit eccentric.
- And very demanding.
That was a new side of you...
hard and angry.
I hard?
He is actually a fucking idiot!
- He can hear you.
- He doesn't understand Swedish.
Stop it.
Happy rabbit in the forests.
Happy rabbit.
- I called you.
- I didn't hear it.
- Where's George?
- Dunno. Maybe he left.
So great.
But he didn't cut down the tree.
Cut it down yourself then.
I'll run. Are you coming?
- How long will you go on working?
- At most two years more.
I started five years ago.
It's bloody well paid.
C'mon!
So your parents are divorced?
Happily divorced?
Well yeah, my mom
is happily divorced.
- Father is an "If not man".
- What's that?
Like "If mom hadn't travelled and
met the other man..."
If not Magnus had hired
the new broker.
Do we have to talk about Magnus
every ten minutes?
It's cute when you get jealous.
If not Jenny
had let go of his girlfriend...
What... Who is Jenny?
No... Do you have a woman?
Have you?
Can you see how
your dream woman is looking?
Yes, I can.
- Yes!
- So much hate!
-This is bad. -What?
-A Spanish slug.
The lawn is full! "The bastard sold
us a place full of them."
- It's just take them away.
- OK. Away, away.
Shit.
Okay.
Continue to work, fucking idiot.
- Hello?
- Hi, it's me. What're you doing?
Nothing. I...
just hang around.
- Yes. Is Sofia there too?
- No, she's...
she's out on an errand.
An errand? But...
what're you doing?
Taking it easy.
Relax, walk, drink a little wine.
- Little wine?
- Yes, little wine.
- I... was about...
to eat a sandwich.
Listen, I'll call you back.
Bye.
- What is it?
- Hold me.
- What happened?
- George is so uncomfortable.
Damn, so cold!
No, I won't tell.
Yes, I'll come home on Monday.
Promise. Bye. Kiss.
- Does he suspect something?
- No, don't be afraid.
He has no idea that his
partner's screwing his wife.
Are you okay?
Sorry.
- Is he here?
- Fuck him.
Thanks.
- Come on!
- It's too cold.
I'm jumping in now.
- Where'd you put the beer?
- Come on! Coward!
Oi. Does it hurt?
- Sorry.
- Yes.
Sorry.
Slight.
I'm getting well.
I want you... No, wait.
I mean seriously.
I want you, for real.
Do you understand?
I... I wanna be with you.
And Magnus?
No.
No.
- It is nonsense.
- It's all nonsense.
Wait...
Come.
Yeah!
I'll exercise a bit.
He's here!
We want to talk with you!
No. Come, let's go.
Come!
Stop it!
Come!
I want you to take me away now.
If you really care for me, you...
Postpone that fucking viewing.
You don't understand.
Magnus wants me as part owner.
- What about us?
- Not now, later.
- When then?
- I need to fix the tree.
- Sorry.
- No, it was my idea to go.
I should have checked
if someone was here.
But we must be more cautious.
We may get busted.
It's so tiring to pretend.
Are you hungry?
Me too.
I want to go now!
Where's your mobile phone?
I don't know.
I'm sure I had put it...
Damn it.
Sorry.
- We have to go back.
- No. I won't go back!
What the hell do you think Magnus
says if he sees the film?
We go back. We'll get the phone
and leave again.
Maybe he's not here.
Call your phone.
- Have you found it?
- He...
How long...
Come!
We must get away from here.
The...
Congratulations on a great buy.
- What are you doing?
- So we won't forget it.
So I have something
nice to look at.
But if Magnus finds it?
Then he'll kill us.