My Bloody Galentine (2024) Movie Script

There's blood on my hands
I'll wash them
But they'll just get
Stained again
Monsters in my bed
Won't let me shake the voices
In my head
When trouble comes near
I can taste my own fear
And the sky turns
A deep red
Blood, rage
Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take you
Down
My foolish Va-len-tine!
My darlin', my darlin', you let
[bell rings]
It fly -[woman screams]
Stepped off a cloud, just
like an Angel speaking aloud
You think you can handle?
Wherever I go, everyone's staring
You know what they
think, I just stopped caring
[indistinct lyrics]
[bling]
[keys clacking]
[video call ring chimes]
-Hi, mom.
-Hi, sweetie.
I'm just checking in. How's the apartment?
[Gloria] Or should I say flat? [Laughs]
[Jadyn] I finished my
last box this morning.
Ray helped me with my
bed and stuff last weekend.
-I'm sure he did.
-Oh, come on, mom.
Give him a break, would you?
My daughter moving halfway
across the world for a man?
I moved halfway across the world for a job.
My man just happens to be here too.
-Mm-hmm.
-I'm in my dream city.
About to start my dream job,
and my very handsome boyfriend
is taking me to Otis tonight
for a celebratory dinner.
-Just be happy for me, mom.
-I'll try.
I'll call you tomorrow. I love you.
Bye, mom.
[giggles]
["Look At Me Now" playing]
[exhales sharply]
Baby, look at me now
Oh, look at me
Baby, look at me
Oh, look at me
Baby, look at me now
Oh, look at me, baby, look at me
Oh, look at me
Whoa. Sorry I'm late.
I was just spottin' some
newbies at the gym.
-[Jadyn] You smell good.
-Yeah, Burberry all day, babes.
[chuckles] I ordered for us.
-The ribeye, rare and...
-Uh, no potatoes, right?
Like, I'm four days away from launch.
I just can't...
-Do carbs.
-Yeah, I know.
-Mmm.
-I got you.
-Thank you.
[glasses clank]
-[Jadyn] What is this for?
-[Ray] Um.
-[Ice rattles]
I wanted this to come at the end...
[pops]
-Um, of the meal.
[awkwardly laughing] Um, it's just
a little something, something to show you
how much I appreciate the time we've spent
together the last six months.
Oh, my God. You remembered
our six month anniversary?
[Ray] Oh, no, no. Um.
No, definitely not the,
um, anniversary thing.
[Jadyn] You don't have
to be embarrassed, Ray.
I think it's sweet.
[both laugh]
Okay, look, I'm just gonna dive in. Um.
-Jadyn...
-Mmm.
I've asked you to dinner
because I've been
thinking about us and where we're headed...
-Ray...
-What?
You don't have to say anything else.
[Jadyn] I know where this is going.
I agree.
-You agree?
-Yeah, of course.
I mean, I've been wanting to
have this conversation with you
for a while because this
has been fun and everything,
but at the end of the day, if neither of us
see this going anywhere,
then what are we doing?
Yes! Exactly!
[chuckles] Wow. So, so you get it.
-Of course I do. Yeah.
-[Ray laughing]
That's... such a relief.
I mean, look, these talks usually
are hard to have because you never know...
What the other person's thinking.
-Exactly.
-[Jadyn] Yeah, I know.
-Yeah.
-[Ray laughs]
Excuse me. I have two
sizzling steaks, medium rare.
-Amazing.
-Thank you.
Wow. Thank you.
[server] Bon appetit!
[Jadyn] Thank you.
[Jadyn sighs]
Okay. I suppose it's alright.
This is just amazing, you know,
when two people are on the same page,
everything just flows naturally.
Yeah, I go-guess so. [Chuckles]
You know, this is the first, but...
-Cheers...
-Cheers...
-To breaking up!
-To movin' in!
-What did you just say?
-Did you say moving in?
-Are you breaking up with me?
-Yeah.
[Jadyn] But I just moved
to London to be with you.
And Valentine's Day, my favorite holiday
is in two weeks and...
I let you come on my
boobs and I never do that.
-I do-I do not do that, Ray!
-Look, look...
Look, Jadyn, it's not you. It's me.
You know, um...
Like, right now I'm just focused
on my career and I'm about to blow.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I'm about to be big.
You know what I'm saying? Like I-I...
[Ray] If I had to be honest with you
I don't know if love is
like, a coming between...
[Ryan's talking fades]
Decisions I made
My sins I made
Left me in the shadows all night
Time only decides what it is
Letting me last time I
checked, I'm still running
Running, running, running, oh
[indistinct singing]
[singer vocalizing]
[stabs]
[blood splatting]
[Ryan distorted voice] Jayden, hello?
[Ray snapping fingers]
-Huh?
You okay?
[chuckling]
[Ray] Well, I'm just gonna go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[Jadyn] Why did you order champagne?
I mean, girls usually get
emotional during a breakup.
You know, alcohol's supposed to help.
Look, it was supposed to come at the end.
[Jadyn sobbing]
[birds chirping]
Don't know who's
Standing right next to me
And all I see are shadows
[alarm ringing]
In the corner of my eyes
Telling me pretty lies about you
[screaming]
It's pretty, pretty plain to see
[sighs]
Let you stand right next to me
And I can't even trust you
It's pretty, pretty plain to see
Let you stand right next to me
And I can't even trust you
And I
Join you...
[host] On the journey towards
acceptance of your break up,
I encourage you to utilize a daily mantra.
Repeat after me
"I am enough."
-I am enough.
-[Host] I am whole.
[Jadyn] I am whole.
[phone ringtone chimes]
Hi, mom.
[Gloria] Honey, are you okay?
Yeah, sort of. Um...
I am on my way to Glow.
[Gloria] Maybe you should call in sick.
No, I can't call in sick,
mom, you don't call in sick
on your first day because
you're heartbroken.
[Gloria] Do you want me
to fly out? I'll make you
grilled cheese and tomato soup,
and we can watch The Price is Right...
-No.
-[Gloria] Just like old times.
Thanks, but no thanks.
[man on speaker] Next stop, Morgan Station.
Um. Mom, I've gotta
go. I'll call you later.
That's how I glow
OMG you're like really pretty
And you shine so
bright you light up the city
Mandy Penny with the
girls in the club all night
In the morning gym
she keep the body tight
She got five a day,
five carets on the wrist
And the hair is wavy,
pretty smart, pretty face
Pretty, pretty well...
Yeah, thank you.
[song continues in the background]
Hi. Hey.
-[Gizelle] Hi.
-Hi.
-You must be Jay-deen.
-Um... Yeah.
It's actually pronounced like Jay-dinn.
Oh, good.
-That's way cuter.
-[Jadyn chuckles]
Jay-deen kinda reminds
me of my Aunt Nadine.
She had nine cats that
were all named Snickers
because she was blind in the left eye
and couldn't tell them apart.
She's dead now.
Oh, okay.
[awkwardly chuckling]
[Dominique] My, my, my...
What is this vision I see before me?
Oh.
There she is.
Our newest Glow girl.
Dominique, it is so good to
finally meet you in person.
Honestly, I am just thrilled to come here.
I've been counting on the days.
Well, aren't you
just a treasure!
You know, when I saw
those nearly invisible pores,
I knew I had to have you.
Let's get you settled.
-Bye!
-Now, firstly
I want to show you our gorgeous...
[Alex] Hey, don't look now. Don't look now.
Looks like the new girl just landed.
Oh, oh, oh, cute as a button.
Who's gonna tell her that
berets went out last season?
Be nice.
Come on.
[scoffs]
Okay.
[both deeply breathe]
Get your Glow face on in 3... 2... 1...
-Good morning, Dominique!
-Good morning, Dominique!
Good morning, divas.
This is our new girl, Jadyn.
Jadyn's from the States, and
she's going to be working on
elevating Glow's social media
presence. [Dominique laughs]
Welcome. I love that hat.
Really? You do?
[Brandi chuckles]
-Thank you.
It's so good to meet you guys.
I've, um, never done socials
for a company this cool before.
Well, you can thank Brandi for that.
[Dominique] She's the queen of branding.
[all laughing]
[laughingly] Sick.
Brandi... queen of branding...
No? Yeah?
-[Dominique] Good one, Jay.
[Dominique] Can I call you Jay?
I'm really feeling that nickname for you.
-[Jadyn] Sure.
-Perf. Now, this is Alex.
Alex here is our copyright extraordinaire.
And the three of you...
Oh. [Alex chuckles]
-Oh.
Will be working together
to really nail down that Glow image.
[Dominique laughs]
Maybe we could do a team lunch?
Ooh, boss is invited?
-Yeah.
-I mean...
[Dominique chuckles] I'm kidding.
I mean, I'm so busy. Got no time.
[Brandi awkwardly laughing] Right. So busy.
Um, I-I would, I would
actually love to do lunch.
It'd be nice to get to know you guys.
All right, let's keep it moving.
Um, I-I'll find you later? Yeah.
-[Jadyn] Okay.
-Right, chop-chop.
Bye, oh, sorry.
Oh, girl, she looks
like a golden retriever.
She's gonna get eaten alive. I mean...
Maybe we should help her.
-I do love a project.
-Mmm.
All right, my Glow angels.
As you can see, we have a gorgeous
new face to add to the firm.
Make sure you introduce
yourselves to our lovely Jay.
Maybe Dominique will start
pestering her for happy hour
invitations instead of us.
[Dominique] Glow Valentine's Day party.
But first, I have some big news.
As previously stated,
I will be waiting until
after the party to make a decision
about the COO position.
The news is...
the very first batch of our hot new product
from the Spring Collection
has been completed
and it arrived this morning.
[excitedly laughs]
Drum roll, please.
[tapping on table]
Introducing, The Glow Love Mask.
[door opens]
[Alex] Ooh.
[woman] Wow!
It uses LED light to fight aging
and promote collagen.
OMG, it's so cute. I'm obsessed.
[Brandi] Hey, Tristan, remind me what color
is the inside of Dominique's ass?
Okay, relax.
-[clanks] Oh.
-Oh, goodness.
Oh, Gizelle sweetie,
you can take it off now.
-[Gizelle chuckles] Okay.
-[Dominique] Now...
according to marketing, the best strategy
is to send them out after
the Valentine's Day party.
So we're going to send every single
person on that guest list
one of these masks, and hopefully
it'll blow up on the socials.
But for now, strictly PR boxes.
-Mmm, smart. Very smart.
-[Dominique] Okay.
[Dominique] All right,
let's talk about the party.
I've been looking at the
vendors and activities,
-and it just feels a little meh.
-Meh.
[Dominique] You know, I don't mean to be
offensive at all, Tristan.
I just think we need to brainstorm.
Brandi...
Tell me, have you had any
gorgeous ideas about Love Day?
[Brandi chuckles]
I'm actually not feeling
very lovey dovey this year,
so I... am going to pass.
[Dominique] Oh, okay.
Alex, my beautiful wordsmith, thoughts?
Oh... I don't believe in Valentine's Day.
-Oh.
-It's a consumer driven holiday
that preys upon vulnerable
women in a patriarchal society.
Dominique, I've actually thought
of a bunch of super great...
Don't be thirsty, Tristan.
Parched.
Jadyn. That beautiful,
new, fresh mind of yours...
Any thoughts on Love Day?
Valentine's Day?
[Jadyn] Um.
I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going through
a break up and Valentine's
Day is really hard.
-Oh.
-[Door opens]
[door closes] -Let's
pick this up later, guys.
Okay.
Stop doing this...
-Hello, gorgeous.
-Hi.
Girls, could you find Jadyn
and come to my office in five?
Thanks, girly-pops!
Yeah, I'm a bar
Oh.
Yeah
I'm setting the bar You know the boss
I'm setting the pace
I'm really sorry about earlier. Um...
[Jadyn] My boyfriend
and I broke up last night
and it's still kind of fresh.
[Dominique clicks lips] Oh, honey...
I mean this sympathetically...
If you don't stop crying,
your zygomatic hallows
will fill up with fluid and
then on top of being sad,
you'll also be puffy.
And also, Dominique's office
has a strict no-shoe policy, so.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[Dominique] Don't you
apologize about a thing.
I'm single for a reason. None of the worst.
Ugh. Dislike. Unsubscribe.
Am I right, ladies?
-Mm-hmm.
-Absolutely.
[Dominique] Oh.
I know Jadyn's been dumped,
but you two seem a little down
about Love Day, too.
Oh...
Do I smell the sad scent
of universal heartbreak?
-You caught us.
-Yeah, we are broken.
[Jadyn crying]
-I knew it.
[Dominique] Well, you know what?
Your girl has got your back.
I've decided we're going to nix this whole
Valentine's Day theme.
Love. Who needs it?
Oh God, that is actually
perfect, 'cause I was invited
to a white party at Idris
Elba's mansion that night, so...
-Get it.
-Oh.
Yeah, I'd rather watch slasher movies
and burn Sonny's T-shirts.
No, I-I could just use
the extra time to cry.
No, no, no, we're still
going to do the party.
Look, this is a company by women for women.
Why on earth are we celebrating men?
New plan. Glow Galentine's Day Gala!
Oh! This is going to be about self-love
and female friendship.
And the best thing about it
is you three can take the lead.
You can make it your own.
Isn't the party Tristan's thing though...
Oh, Tristan Shmistan.
But...
-Oh! [Excitedly laughs]
[Brandi] Forget him!
[laughter]
Okay, okay.
[sighs] This one's for the ladies,
and I get to spend Galentine's Day
with my fave gals!
Okay.
Yeah, I'm a boss!
Is there anything more bleak than spending
Valentine's Day with your boss?
[Alex laughs] No.
[Alex laughs]
-Sad.
Oh, whatever's happening over
there is pretty concerning.
[Brandi] She's killing that sandwich.
[clanks]
Come on.
[laughs]
-Oh, that hurt.
-Don't you dare.
[Brandi clears throat]
[Brandi] Rule number one.
Never stalk your ex on social media
the day after a breakup.
Okay.
[Brandi and Alex chuckle]
-[Brandi] Oh.
-[Alex] Is that him?
Okay, come on, muscles. [Laughs]
He's probably got roid rage.
And, uh, you could do better.
-May we?
-Eeee!
Guys, I swear I'm not
normally this much of a mess.
It's just that things were going so well
and I thought that we were on
the same page, and now I don't
even think we were in the same book.
Oh, what book was he in?
The one where you break up with
your girlfriend two weeks after
she just moved to another
country to be with you.
Ooh. Brutal.
Did you guys really get dumped too
or are you just being nice?
-Three days ago.
-Seven.
-Really?
-Mmm.
Must be something in the air.
It's kind of weird that
we all got broken up
at the exact same time.
-She doesn't know.
-Oh.
Know what?
-[Alex chuckles]
It's the pre-Valentine's
Day clean out, babe.
-[Jadyn] What?
-Happens every year.
What are you talking about?
How long have you been in the
dating world, Jadyn?
-I don't know like, three years?
-Aw.
-[Brandi] That it?
-What?
Have you ever
Dated a guy around October the first
and had it last through Valentine's Day?
Maybe for the next
girl you can't think...
This just isn't working.
I think I just wanna
cultivate on work right now.
What?!
I think I'm still in love with my ex.
You're my toxic
Oh, my God, you're right.
[Jadyn] Wait, but how
did I not see this before?
But you guys aren't heartbroken.
-What's your secret?
-We don't get sad.
No, no, no.
We just get revenge.
What kind of revenge?
[laughing]
Babe, she is just kidding.
-I'm kidding!
-Okay. Okay.
It's a completely
harmless annual tradition.
Planning starts this week.
We can help you if you want.
Thank you, but, um, no thank you.
Um, my sorority actually gave me
the "least likely to hurt a
fly" superlative, senior year.
So, yeah, being mean just
isn't in my genetic makeup.
Trust us, a little innocent
revenge is good for the soul.
Well, I-I guess the little
moral support won't hurt.
[chuckling]
Sorry, I just...
This outfit does not need a hat!
Trust me.
-I was trying to be European.
-Just...
Just trying to keep me calm
'Cause you're just being a dick!
[Brandi] Let the planning begin!
[Alex squeals]
[Alex] Uh-oh, Brandi.
Looks like your boy toy
has eyes on the new girl.
[Brett] Hello, gorgeous,
I didn't get to introduce
myself earlier. I'm Brett, head of HR.
So if anyone's causing you any problems,
you come straight to me.
Is that a, is that a British thing?
[Brett] We kiss to say hello.
Are you serious?
You talk too much
Make me feel like I'm in a dream
Where I've got you fighting me
What a sweet rush
Look into the mirror
[distorted screaming]
Don't you know I'm bad for ya
Bad for ya
See a little clearer
[screams]
Bad for ya
Don't you know I'm
Bad, bad
Bad for ya
[gasps]
[choking]
[cheers and applause]
And killing you
Take down on my own
in my soul on my own
In my hell!
Can it, Triscuit.
We broke up like three days
ago. I'm literally not bothered.
I've repeatedly asked you
to stop calling me Triscuit.
I demand respect.
I'm the assistant to the...
-CEO! Yes, we know.
All right, you two, that's enough.
Can we put a lid on it?
You're a week late for the needle, babe.
Your elevens are showing.
-No!
-I told you they're not.
-Look.
-No.
I'm not being funny.
We broke up 72 hours ago
and look at him rubbing it in my face.
I think...
-This...
Wow, [laughs] amazing.
-I spend a lot of time on this.
-Yeah.
Being attracted to the male species
is a lifelong curse.
[inhales] Okay.
[Brandi sighs] Well...
[gasps] I spoke to Devon.
-Well?
-He's up for that article.
Yes!
[laughing]
[keys clacking]
Okay.
New venue is confirmed
and we have an all-female catering staff.
[both] Obviously.
[laughter]
You know, I think ros
makes us more productive.
-Duh.
-[Glass clanks]
Are you guys sure that no one minds
that we're in here drinking on the job?
[Alex and Brandi chuckle]
Dominique's main pride in life
is that Glow is an open office.
[Brandi laughingly] That was a good one.
You know, I think she started
this company just so she would
have an excuse to drink
wine with her girly-pops.
[Alex] Yes. [Laughs]
-It's so good.
-[Brandi] That was good, right?
[laughing]
-You gonna get...
[Jadyn] Wait, wait. So...
Are you guys actual
real life friends with her?
Oh, no, babes. We just
make her think we are.
[Alex] It's a symbiotic relationship,
like whales and barnacles in the ocean.
-Okay, wordsmith.
-[Alex laughs]
You know... I don't
think she has any friends.
That's kind of sad.
Mmm. I know, right?
[Tristan sighs]
Each PR box gets how many masks?
Three.
[Tristan claps] Very good.
Remind me again why
we're voluntarily working late?
Because when I get promoted to COO,
my assistant position is going to open up.
-Mm.
-And if you help me...
But what about Brandi?
What if you don't get it?
Less talking, more packing.
[Tristan] I'm going to my desk.
[claps] Pick up the pace, princess.
[Brandi humming]
[Brandi laughs]
[sketch squeaking]
[Jadyn] Just do like a
little list of social posts...
"Back."
All right, ladies.
Let's get to the good stuff.
[Alex] Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
[Brandi chuckles]
[Alex] Okay, Jadyn...
[Brandi clears throat]
[Alex] Meet our first victim.
-My ex, Sonny.
-Ew!
Boo. [Laughs]
-[Brandi claps]
[Alex] He's the head chef
at Michelin star restaurant.
-Oui.
-[Scoffs]
This is kind of exciting.
[Alex] Sonny went to the top French
culinary school in the world and, ugh...
he makes sure everyone knows it.
[Alex] He is a nightmare to work with,
but the real scandal is
his one-of-a-kind dishes
are completely fraudulent.
His Google search bar is
a treasure trove of stolen
recipes and I've got
the receipts to prove it.
The day after we broke up, he is in France
with a 19 year old nepo baby.
[Sonny laughing]
Sudden death, ten seconds on the clock
Gonna win it back,
ain't losing this bet, guys
No locking us, no locking us down
God, I won, check mate, yeah
Gonna put you to the test, yeah
Keep the foot on the gas, yeah
Ain't looking back
'Cause we're back!
[splat]
[singer vocalizing]
New ground
We're breaking new grounds!
Anyway... [laptop slaps shut]
Do you think he was...
-[Alex] Cheating?
Oh, 100%. [Laughter]
But Brandi
came up with a brilliant payback idea.
[Alex] You know, I think it
might be the best one yet!
Best one yet
Ever, best one yet
[indistinct chatter]
[Alex] Let's go!
-[Brandi] Yeah.
Ta-da-da-da
[Brandi] My personal trainer's girlfriend
is a publicist, right?
And I introduced her dying aunt
to Harry Styles last year. Mm-hmm...
So obviously she owed
me a favor. [Chuckles]
By this time tomorrow,
every foodie in London
will be reading an article
about Sonny's stolen
Michelin star recipes.
[chuckling]
But won't he, like, lose his job?
[Brandi scoffs] Oh, God, no. I wish.
It's just a little scandal.
And we all know when you're
a man, it takes at least three
to get properly cancelled. Am I right?
-That's the truth.
-Okay, my turn.
Oh, my God. Is that...?
[Brandi] Mm-hmm, Brett!
He's a womanizer with a
penchant for a spray tan.
[Brandi] He's not the
brightest crayon in the box.
But by God, did he know
what to do in the bed.
-Oh, you, devil.
-Stop it. I'm not.
Okay, but Brandi, you're
way cooler than him.
Did you actually like him or...
[Brandi] God, no babes,
not that office bicycle.
But he broke up with me three
days before I could break up
with him, and I refuse to let
him think that he's superior.
And one thing about Brandi,
she can make a competition out of anything.
[Alex laughs]
[door opens]
Well, well, enjoying your wine night
on the company dime, ladies?
We're working, trust fund. What is it?
I didn't see any tasks on the calendar.
Actually, Dominique asked us to help
with the Galentine's Day...
-Uh-uh.
The Gala? But I always host that.
-It's my thing.
-[Brandi] Yes.
Well, it looks like
this year, it's our thing.
[mockingly chuckles]
You know, I'd be careful
of who you attach yourself
to here, new girl.
Not everyone's your work bestie.
[Alex] Tripod, get out!
[Brandi] Oh, here he goes.
[Brandi clapping] Oh, oh, mystic.
That's right. Get out.
[message tone chimes]
-Oh, sorry. One sec.
[Alex laughs]
Why am I such a good friend?
What? What?
-What?
-Come, come, come.
Look at it. Look at it.
Devon confirmed.
Sonny's expos comes out tomorrow!
[chuckles]
-[Alex] Seriously?
-Yeah, baby.
-Yeah.
[Brandi] We got him!
[glass clanks]
-Boop.
You guys are crazy.
He's goin' down, all the way down.
[clanks]
[message tone chimes]
[indistinct chatter]
[Brandi] Rub in face.
Natural. Really nice.
Oh, my God. Love it, Yolanda.
Yes! Give it from the side.
[Brandi chuckles] So cute. I love these!
Some with the mask on,
some with the mask off.
-Mask off.
-Broken doll, oh.
Broken doll!
Love. Love that, actually.
Oh, we got it. Everyone, take five.
We've got it. Let's take five.
Only one of us is in charge here, tricycle
and it's not you!
Ladies, oh, my...
Let's swap out the 85 for
a 50 on the next one, okay?
-Yeah, no problem.
-Cheers, mate.
-Hello, there.
-Oh, sorry.
Hey, um, sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt your process.
I'm just doing some BTS.
Have we met yet?
I don't think so, um.
I'm Jadyn. It's my first week.
-Welcome. I'm Luca.
-Thanks.
Photographer. Obviously.
[both chuckle]
It's nice to meet you.
Did you get some good stuff?
Oh, no, no, this is nothing
compared to what you were doing.
I mean, I should probably learn to use
an actual camera one of these days.
Well, if you ever want
any pointers, I'm your guy.
Sorry, Jadyn, can I just
steal you for a second?
-Um.
-[Brandi chuckles]
-Now.
-Sure. I'll see you later.
-[Jadyn] Um, nice to meet you.
-Sure.
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Brandi celebratory humming]
[Jadyn] Okay. What's up? What...
Behold!
[Alex clears throat]
"I regret that my culinary integrity
has been called into question.
I'll be revamping the entire
menu over the next few weeks
to maintain my deserved
Michelin star ranking."
Oo-la-la!
-[Alex chuckling]
Happy Friday, Alex.
-Friday. Friday.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You guys work fast.
It's, it's impressive, but
it's also a little bit scary.
-I take that as a compliment.
-[Alex laughs]
You know, I'm excited to
keep going now. [Chuckles]
Shall we get together tonight?
-[Gasps]
-Yes, please.
-Jadyn...
Mr. Sixpack is next
Mr. Sixpack is next
Oh, yes, he gonna get
it Mr. Sixpack...
I appreciate it.
I don't want you to think that
I don't appreciate it, but, um...
I've been thinking it
over, and... I don't know.
I just don't think the
revenge thing is very me.
And Ray texted me last night.
-Oh, I knew it! Bacawk!
-No!
-[Alex] We're not doing that.
-[Brandi] Stand your ground!
Excuse me, ladies, we should get rolling.
-We're losing light.
-Oh, Luca.
Thank you so much, darling.
We're back in five, everyone.
And that's the last looks
on Sarah and Jasmine.
Last looks on Sarah and Jasmine.
You wait till I tell Dominique.
-You wouldn't.
-Yes, I would!
-You're not the boss here.
-Yes, I am!
[Alex laughs]
Are those two always on the verge
of killing each other or?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, Alex, you've got to
tell me what I'm missing.
[chuckles] Okay, well,
Tristan and Brandi both started
as assistants at the same time.
[Alex] They actually
used to be work besties,
but Tristan was up for
a branding promotion.
And at the last second,
Dominique gave it to Brandi.
Something about girl code.
I don't know. Tristan was pissed.
So at last year's Valentine's Day party,
he made out with Brandi's
work crush as payback,
and she caught him.
And they've been fighting ever since.
I take it you get the role
as glamorous referee?
Guilty as charged.
[laughing]
Oh, shoot, I'm on a deadline.
Listen, I gotta run, but I will
text you about this weekend, okay?
-Okay.
-Bye!
[laughs]
[cellphone ringtone chiming]
[Jadyn] Hi, mom.
[Gloria] Hey, sweetie.
How's it going over at Glow?
Everyone has been really nice.
[Gloria] And what about, um,
everything else? Are you okay?
You can say the word "break up," mom.
You don't have to be cryptic... [gasps]
-[Gloria] Honey?
-Oh-oh-oh, you're home.
-[Gloria] Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm gonna call you back.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I just came to get my good shakers.
[laughs]
[door shuts] Hi!
[Raquel giggles]
Hi.
This is Raquel.
Uh, we were in the neighborhood
and we had your spare key, so...
So you just thought you
would let yourself in with
little Ms. protein princess
to get your shaker cups?
Wait, is that-is that my sweatshirt?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I let her borrow it.
Yeah, well, my body fat is
like less than seven percent
and you... you keep it really cold in here.
Get out! Now!
God.
Uh, you didn't put any
dairy in these cups, right?
I mean, you know my
lactose thing. Just one...
Shut up! God!
[door slams]
[frame thuds]
[sighs]
[light flickering]
If you don't know how to flamb,
I guess you don't belong in my kitchen!
[door slams]
[lighter clicks]
No.
No.
[grunting]
[thuds]
[choking]
[blood dripping]
[Ray laughs]
Observe.
The meat heads in their
natural habitat.
[Brandi laughing] Clown.
-So you've got your binoculars?
-[Alex] Yes. Do you...
Guys, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
[Brandi] Are you kidding?
Slipping your douche bag,
lactose intolerant ex, dairy?
[kisses] Brilliant!
[Alex] Agreed. [Alex laughs]
I mean, it's deeply juvenile,
but wildly entertaining.
-I know that's right.
-[Alex laughs]
[Brandi gasps] Right. So let's recap.
-Jadyn, you're on milk duty.
-[Alex] Yes, you are.
[Alex] Come on now, you go girl.
[Brandi] Alex, you go with Jadyn
to help navigate and distract.
I'll be on the lookout on the live stream.
-Mm-mm.
-[Line ringing]
[Dominique sighs on call] -Dominique...
-Hie...
-[Dominique laughs on call]
So the girls need help
with something for the party
and I've got to go save
the day as per usual.
[Dominique] Sure,
Tristan, do what you want.
I'm very busy. Got to go!
[Dominique moans]
[line buzzing]
-Dominique?
[Alex] You said it takes how long from
the consumption of dairy until...?
Twelve and a half minutes.
-Oh, wow.
-[Brandi] Wow.
[Brandi] Never memorized an ex's
bowel movements before.
-It's grotesque.
-Mmm.
-But also endearing.
-No!
Okay, so live stream starts at noon,
which means we need Ray
consuming that dairy like, now.
Okay.
Operation Chico de Leche...
-Commence.
-All right.
Come on, girl.
-Okay, let's do this.
-You ready?
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-It's go time, Ray.
-Okay!
-You can do it!
-[Jadyn] Yeah, I can!
-[Alex] Get him, Jadyn!
Yeah
So fly they wanna swat me
But I go hard they can't stop me
Sweeter than the pocky
When I rather beat like a jockey
Fierce with the flow too foxy
From head to toe, my glow hits harder
Than Rocky, blocking,
y'all haters can't drop me
Gotta let them know I
am not the run-of-the-mill
This is real extraordinary
skill, what the deal?
You know, I got it,
uh-huh, yeah, I got it
Every time I drop it,
they like, "Yeah she got it!"
Give the heads rockin'
'cause they know I poppin'
Yo, without a doubt,
you know I got it, I got it
No, no. I don't want...
[Raquel] Amazing. Look
forward to seeing you. Okay, bye.
We're just here to lift
heavy stuff and flex.
[Jadyn grunts]
I'm really sorry.
But we have a private
workout until one o'clock today.
Wait.
Are you the Raquel? Fit & Fab Raquel?
[Raquel] Oh, yes, I am.
[Raquel] I mean...
-[Alex] I knew it!
Honestly, your abs are goals!
Okay? I love you so much.
Your work is honestly amazing.
I feel like there's just
something about you.
You get it and you speak to the people,
-which is just so amazing.
-Oh.
[sighs]
Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
Whoo!
[Ray clapping]
You're just such an inspiration.
-Oh, stop it.
-Can I take a selfie?
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, you have to tag me.
[Alex and Raquel chatting inside]
There it is and you know,
when the light's good,
the light's good. You know what I'm saying?
Whoo! Okay. Gotta go.
Thank you so much, Raquel.
-Thank you for the selfie!
-Anytime.
Odd.
[Alex laughing]
How did it go?
Turns out I'm pretty good
at fitness improv.
-Ooh.
-Stop it guys.
Guys, guys!
He's cheating on Raquel!
[Jadyn] I saw him making out with
some chick in the corner.
Let's watch him burn.
Yeah!
[clapping] All right,
everyone, stream starts in five!
Let's get settled!
-[Raquel singing]
-[Ray sighs] All right.
-I see you are.
Come on. [Ray farts]
-You good?
Oh, my God.
[farting] Ooh, uh, just some
pre-stream jitters, you know?
Mmm. Mmm.
[Ray sighs]
-Okay.
-Well, you look good.
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
-Come on, Ray. [Ray farts]
-[Raquel awkwardly laughs]
No. Are you sure you're all right?
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine, I'm
fine. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool.
I'm fine. I'm good. It's just, I just...
I just worked out too
close to cardio you know?
-[Raquel] Yeah, I get it.
-[Ray farts] Ooh!
[Ray farting]
Are you sure my smoothie was oat milk?
Yeah, positive, babe.
[chuckles]
-Oh, dammit.
Wait, do we need to, do
we need to delay the stream?
No, I'm supposed to have
100,000 people tuned in.
-Okay? I can't!
-Okay.
-Ooh.
-Okay, good.
[producer] Here we go.
Live stream starts in 10...
-[Raquel] You got this.
-[Ray] Yeah, yeah, I got this.
-You got this, Ray.
-[Raquel clapping]
[producer] Six, five,
four, three, two, one...
Go!
What's up, everybody? I'm Ray. [Ray farts]
And this is Raquel!
[Ray] And, uh, for today's
Sweetheart Workout,
we've come up with ten... [Ray farting]
Oh.
Oh.
[Ray] We've come up with ten exercises.
[Raquel] Exercises...
[Ray farting]
-Yeah.
[gasping]
Ten exercises that are gonna target...
your core! [Laughs]
[farting continues] Oh, God.
[in unison] Ho-ly...
[splatter]
-[Raquel] I think...
-[Ray] No, no.
-No.
[in unison] Shit!
[indistinct cheering and chatting]
-Ooh!
-Yeah!
[squealing]
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
[clapping]
[laughter]
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Whoa! Hit it, hit it, hit it.
[squealing]
Yeah, give it something, something.
[laughing]
[Brandi] I'm sorry.
It was too good.
But did you see when she
was running behind him?
I know. What does she
think she was gonna do?
Catch it with her hands?
That was a professional level of payback.
-I know.
-Okay, we can start a business.
[laughter]
Okay, here's to planning an amazing event
and still finding time
for a little feminist rage.
-Okay.
-[Jadyn] Yeah. Yeah.
[laughing]
I meant to say I like your
outfit today, by the way.
-You do?
-Uh-huh.
[phone chiming]
-I mean...
I was gonna wear a hat, but...
[Brandi laughingly] Stop!
Hey Jenny, what's up?
[Jadyn] But also like...
[Brandi] Oh, who's she talking to?
[news reporter] Sonny Rogan,
acclaimed executive chef,
has been missing since February sixth
and was last seen leaving his...
Went missing?
[news reporter] at 23:00.
Yeah. I don't think this
makes us look very good.
What's it got to do with us?
We just did this really shitty thing
to him and then he disappears?
Did you kidnap Sonny, Alex?
-Obviously not.
-Right.
So what are you worried about? Hmm?
No one knows what we did.
Besides, he's a chef.
He's probably on a bender.
He's a missing person, Brandi.
Hmm.
Maybe he did just get overwhelmed
by the restaurant and decided to...
Uh, Jadyn's right. Look, hmm?
He's probably sipping a Mai Tai in Cancun
with his child bride right now.
-You really think so?
-Yeah.
It's either that or he's
pissed off the wrong person.
Brandi!
Okay, sorry. I'm kidding.
Wow, you guys are really serious.
Who wants more wine?
[keys clacking]
[scoffs]
[slams]
[door bell chimes]
[door bell chimes]
[Jadyn] Hello?
Is there anyone there?
[knocking on door]
[door bell chimes rapidly]
[door bell chimes]
[Jadyn breathing heavily]
[Jadyn] Hello?
[knife clanks on counter]
[Casie] Hi, you've reached
Glow beauty, this is Casie.
-[Jadyn] What the?
-Good morning, Jadyn.
Good morning, Gizelle.
How are you?
Oh, hello again.
It's Jadyn, right?
Yeah, um... good memory.
Do you know what's going on here?
[Luca] I guess you haven't experienced
one of Dominique's employee R&R days yet.
No, not yet. Um. [Chuckles]
Around here, we take the
work hard, play hard rule
very seriously.
Was that not the case in, uh...
-Atlanta?
-Yeah.
-Oh, no, no.
R&R at my last job was
Taco Tuesday every quarter.
[Jadyn laughs] -Well,
Ms. Jadyn from Georgia
I must say, I'm glad you're here.
[Alex and Brandi laughing]
Um... Excuse me.
-Um, I'll-I'll see you later.
-Why am I laughing?
-Hey. Hey. Come with me now!
-Okay.
[Jadyn] Now!
-[Brandi] Okay!
-Oh, my goodness.
-Ow!
Close the door.
I called you guys like
three times last night.
-Why didn't you answer?
-Uh, I am a millennial.
Phone calls give me anxiety.
Do not disturb mode after 9:00 p.m.
-Boundaries.
-Facts.
Oh my, that is a cute bag.
-Don't.
-[Brandi chuckles]
Yeah?
Gonna need more context
than this.
[sighs]
Last night, somebody
left this box of chocolates
on my doorstep and when I open it up...
This was inside.
[chuckles] -Who would write that?
[Jadyn] I don't know,
that's why I called you.
[Alex] Well, okay, we're
the only ones who know
what we're doing, right?
[Jadyn] I didn't tell anyone.
You two are literally the only
people I know here.
Wait.
What?
Sonny?
Sonny could know, right?
I mean, what if we figured
out what we did to him?
[Alex] Holy shit. She could be right.
Alex...
Why are you lot taking this so seriously?
We've spoken about this already.
Sonny is probably in another country.
Everybody calm down.
Because it was me.
What-what-what was you?
The silly, creepy chocolate note-y thing.
Why are you sending me
creepy chocolate notes?
[Brandi] A poorly timed gift.
A congratulations for finally
getting your payback. For finally doing it.
But obviously that was
before Sonny went missing.
And in retrospect, I probably should have
cancelled the order, but... [chuckles]
[Alex] Brandi, why didn't you just say
that from the beginning?
[Brandi] Oh, babes, she was going all
Nancy Drew on me.
It was entertaining.
Anyway! Can we focus?
I've been brainstorming
Brett's revenge and I found
a semi-permanent tanning
spray from a country ca...
What is it Tristiana Aguilera?!
[chuckles]
I hate to break up yet
another meeting that has absolutely
nothing to do with your actual job,
but Dominique wants to see everyone. Now.
[scoffs]
[Dominique sighs]
Welcome to your well-deserved R&R Day.
[all applauding]
[Dominique laughing]
I wanted to reward you
all for such hard work
on the "Love Mask" photo shoot.
It went incredibly well.
And I especially wanted to...
Gizelle, sweetie, that was last week.
Oh...
[sobbing shrilly]
Oh, dear.
And I especially wanted to thank
my party planning dream team.
Come on up, girls.
-Oh, um...
-Us?
Oh, come on. Yes. Yes, you, J.
Come on, You too.
All of you.
[all giggling and cheering]
[all applauding]
[Dominique] Now, I have a sneaky feeling
that this Galentine's day bash
is going to be the
biggest one yet. [Chuckles]
[all applauding]
Now, ladies, only four
days until the party.
Have we chosen our matching outfits yet?
-I would ask you.
-We're actually going to..
I'm joking! [Laughs]
-Dominique.
[all laugh]
But of course, if you
wanted to, I'd totally be down.
Right, let's get to work.
And this is for you.
-Wow. Thank you.
-No worries.
[chuckling] Oh, look who it is.
-Hey, stranger.
-Where you been?
I was getting used to seeing
you around here every Friday.
I was on a surf trip in Indonesia.
Of course. [Chuckling]
Still a sunrise special?
Extra carrot, extra turmeric.
Um, that's me.
-No worries. I've got you.
-[Alex chuckling]
[giggles, whispers] Thank you.
[both giggle]
I get the feelin' it's
good to be me, be me
Oh, yeah, I get the feels
when you see me, see me
Feels good to be me,
feels good to be me
[vocalizing]
[knocking on door]
[gasps]
Hi!
-[Gasps] Oh!
Tristan.
I told you I was having a hydro-facial
from 12:00 till 1:00.
It's an emergency.
[clears throat]
[gasps]
Dominique, I am here
because if I were the CEO
of a skincare company that
Gwyneth Paltrow has called
her greatest competitor yet.
I would want to know if...
[thudding]
-[man groaning]
-Oh. Is there someone...?
-No! Don't be silly.
But I am rather busy.
Can we hurry this along?
[Tristan] Absolutely.
[door closes]
[Tristan] As you know,
the Valentine's Day...
Galentine's Day party.
It's four days away, and I have evidence
that the girls are using
Glow planning time to execute
childish revenge on their ex boyfriends.
[thuds]
-[male 1] Ow...
-And?
-And?!
It's an egregious use of
company funds and time
that I thought you'd want to know about.
[clears throat] Tristan!
[man chuckling]
Do you think I don't know
what's going on in my own office?
Do you think I'm dumb, Tristan?
No. I, uh...
One of the things I'm looking
for in a COO is the ability
to differentiate between important matters
and frivolous matters.
What would you say this is?
[Tristan] I overheard them the
other night in the meeting room,
and they weren't speaking
very kindly about you,
my skincare queen.
Is tattle-tailing the main
reason for your visit, Tristan?
Or did you want something else?
No, that's all.
[door creaking]
[door closes]
Oh, get up.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
Finally. [Chuckles]
Thought he was never gonna leave.
Thought he might join us.
[chuckles]
Was he saying something
about revenge on ex boyfriends?
Why?
[blows] No reason.
Can't have an ex if you
never commit. [Chuckles]
Can I get a water? It's
just bit hot under there.
Get out of my office!
[whispering] Yes, right away.
Uh, Same time tomorrow?
Yes, fine.
[tapping]
[indistinct chatter]
[chuckling] Excuse me, gentlemen.
I just need to borrow these two!
-Woah! What are you doing?!
-Zip it.
-What are you doing?!
-Guys...
Okay.
What?
Well, this party sucks!
Let's go to Vevo for happy hour.
Plan Brett's revenge, come on.
Um, actually, I can't.
Luca kinda asked me out for dinner.
[chuckles]
Okay, well, Alex and I will just go. Hmm?
What seriously?
He wants to make me a smoothie.
[shrilly] Oh, gross.
Have you forgotten why we started this?!
It wasn't to find new boyfriends.
It was to say "F you" to
the ones we already had.
-You're right. You're right.
-Hmm.
[Jadyn] Um...
He's kind of waiting
for me, so I'm gonna...
-But I'll-I'll see you tomorrow.
-Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Good.
She would.
Oh, whatever, just go.
[squealing] Thank you.
[exhales]
[both laugh]
[chuckles forcefully]
[grunting]
Come on, Ray.
Come on, Ray.
Four hundred seventy seven.
Four hundred seventy eight.
Whoo!
Yes.
Come on, that's right. Come on.
[grunting] Come on, Ray. Yes!
Oh!
Whoo!
Oh, Jesus.
[sighs]
[gagging]
[straining]
[indistinct soft chatter]
[cell phone vibrating]
Where are you guys? It
started at twelve o' clock.
I'm sat here by myself
looking like an alcoholic.
What?
[crying]
[blows nose]
[sobbing]
[mouthing]
You said it was with a jump rope?
[man on TV] I'm standing
outside of Ray's gym,
where, as you can see,
mourners have gathered to honor
Ray Jordan, the gym
owner who was found dead
by strangulation just last night.
Now, Raquel, what can
you tell us about Ray?
[Raquel sobbing] Oh, God. He...
He taught me how to intermittent fast.
Yeah.
I will never forget him.
[sobbing]
[chuckles]
[male reporter on TV] Now,
Ray Jordan was an absolutely
beloved member of the...
Are you laughing?!
Oh, come on, babes.
I mean, imagine dying and your only legacy
is that you helped
people starve themselves.
[laughing] I mean, come on.
Okay, sorry. Too soon.
You are not gonna be laughing
when we are in jail as
accessories to a crime, Brandi!
What crime? We didn't do anything.
She's right, Brandi, think about it.
First Sonny goes missing, now Ray is dead.
Think about it, we're the only thing
that connects the two dots.
[sobbing] My mom told me
not to move here.
She told me not to move here,
and I didn't listen to her.
Okay, everybody calm down.
I can't calm down, Brandi, okay?
I've had a 4.0 GPA since seventh grade.
I have never quit a job,
I've never got a traffic ticket,
and now I'm an accidental murderer.
Okay, I hear you, I hear you.
But we really have to be careful
about screaming the word murderer.
-Okay?
-I'm sorry.
Um, okay, uh, everybody just...
take a deep breath and let's
talk about this rationally. Hmm?
Yes, please.
[inhales and exhales loudly]
Look, this is all very scary,
but we're not accidental murderers.
We don't actually know
what happened to Sonny.
This could all just be one big mistake.
The body of Sonny Rogan
has just been recovered
in a nearby park by a hiker. Hmm.
Authorities are making
their way to the scene.
More at 5:00.
Hmm.
-Okay. Well, that's not great.
-Oh, my God.
-I didn't want him to die.
-Oh, my God!
-What...
-Oh, my God!
Okay, okay, let's not panic.
Says the only one who
hasn't got a dead ex boyfriend!
Do you know what I think?
I think the only thing that
will make us feel better
is turning Brett orange
with this highly illegal
tanning spray shipped
from a country called Izibut
in a questionably short amount of time.
Everything we touch turns
to death and the only thing
you can think about is
getting revenge on Brett?
Seriously? I know you think going a decade
without crying is a point of pride,
but this is a little cold! Even for you!
Oh, come on. These guys
screwed us over. They lie, they cheat.
They lure highly impressionable
women into moving
across the world only
to break up with them.
Maybe the universe
is just doing us a favor.
You know, if this was a dateline episode,
you would be the killer. Hands down.
Oh, and is it so wrong for
me to still want my payback?
I helped you guys, and now what?
You're just ditching the plan?!
Where are you going?!
We didn't do anything!
I know we didn't. But this is too much.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Alex!
Well, I guess happy
hour is a no-go. [Scoffs]
Yeah, I think I just need to be alone.
[Brandi] Okay.
Well, call me if you need me.
[groans]
Wind, sit back, wind relax
Now is not the time for calm
I deserve some action,
this is now a call to arms...
[thudding]
Evening, gorgeous. Sorry I'm late.
Thanks for waiting.
Have you done something new with your hair?
Hmm.
You're lucky you're so cute.
I was just about to close.
So, you think you can...
squeeze me in?
Come on.
Been dying to get a spray tan.
Have to repay the favor sometime.
[sighs]
[thuds]
[sighs]
[rattles]
[rattling]
Ooh. [Chuckling]
Thought you forgot about me in here.
[rattling]
What the fuck?
[knocking] Help. Help!
Well, should we spray
now or spray later? Ooh.
[chuckling] All right.
I usually save that sort
of energy for the bedroom.
That's if you play your
cards right. [Chuckles]
[knocks, rattles]
Oh, shit.
[knocking] Hello!
[spray hissing]
Ooh. Ah. Ooh. [Chuckles]
It stings a little. You naughty...
Why you...
[spray hissing]
[screaming]
[screaming] Why don't you open?!
Fuck this!
[Brett screaming]
[sizzling]
[gasping]
[engine rumbling]
[male reporter] I'm standing
in front of Emmerdale
Tanning salon, where just last night,
an apparent error in tanning solution
resulted in the ghastly death
of Glow beauty employee
Brett Walters.
[employees exclaim]
I am so sorry
to start your morning off
with such horrific news.
I just felt that it was important
that you heard it from a
member of the Glow family.
We have lost a dear and
treasured team member.
And, of course, we're
all completely devastated.
[sobbing]
Tristan.
[sobbing subtly]
[sniffling]
[Gizelle sobbing]
Now, we will begin
preparations for Brett's memorial
as soon as the media frenzy has subsided.
But, of course, if there
is anyone that needs
somebody to talk to or
needs somebody to cry with...
[loud sobbing]
My door is always open.
Sweetheart, why don't you
go give yourself a moment?
[shrill crying]
[Tristan clears throat]
I don't mean to be
insensitive, but does this mean
that we're canceling the gala?
I've thought long and hard about canceling.
But the show must go on.
What we need to do is band together
and push on in Brett's honor.
We must use our grief,
channel it to make the show
even more spectacular
than it ever could have been.
We don't want people to
associate the Glow brand...
with death.
It's what Brett would have wanted.
[applauding]
[sighs]
[all applauding]
-What the hell is going on?!
-I know right.
-I was asking you, Brandi!
-Wait, why are you asking me?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you wanted
to get tanning solution revenge on Brett.
And now he is dead via tanning solution!
Yeah, I wanted to turn him
a heinous shade of orange
for three to six months,
not kill him, babes.
Okay, maybe you just
didn't know. Just tell us.
I didn't do anything.
Believe me, I wanted to, but I didn't.
Go on, Alex, help me out.
Okay.
Look, I know the tanning
coincidence doesn't look
great for me. I'll admit it, but...
[Jadyn] No, babes, it's
sketchy is what it looks like.
Listen, there's lots of
things that I can handle,
but being blamed for
things that I haven't done isn't
one of them.
Maybe we should call the police.
[Brandi] And why would we ever do that?
We're the only ones who
know that the three men
who mysteriously turned
up dead are all connected.
[Alex] Don't you think the
authorities should know that?
[Jadyn] You have a point.
[Brandi] If we tell them that,
they'll think we did something.
Why do we need to worry about that
if we haven't done anything?
Sweetie, I've watched Making a Murderer
three times! If they wanna
make you a murderer,
-they can make you a murderer!
-We really...
We really have to stop
screaming the word murder.
Look, pretending we have no
idea what's going on is weird.
I strongly feel that we
should call the police.
And I strongly feel that we shouldn't.
No, I'm not good under pressure.
Please don't make me choose.
[Brandi] Do you know what, screw this.
Every micro influencer in
London is gonna be here
in less than 24 hours,
and I've got things to do.
So if you wanna go to the police, go.
Don't call me when you
want me to bail you out.
-Brandi, wait.
-Brandi, wait.
[overlapping chatter]
[Jadyn] Brandi!
[Alex grumbling]
[keys clacking]
[sighs]
[dishes clattering]
[cell phone vibrating]
[thuds]
[Brandi sighs]
[wind howling]
[balloon pump hissing]
[balloon popping]
-[Alex] Ah!
[chuckles]
[clatter]
[door creaking open]
Jesus!
[laughing] Gizelle! Oh, my God.
You scared me!
Okay, babe. You can
take that thing off now.
Okay, now it's getting a bit creepy.
Can you please take it off?
Gizelle, I'm serious! Stop!
Gizelle, stop! Stop!
[Alex screaming]
[keypad clicking]
[dog barking in distance]
[notification beeping]
Ugh.
[sighs]
[notification beeping]
[knock on door]
[banging on door]
[clicking]
[gasps]
Do you always answer
the door with a weapon?
-Or is that a new thing?
-Okay.
Because I am definitely
the weird one in this scenario.
-[scoffs] Step aside.
-What?
[scoffs]
[door slams]
Why are you here, Brandi?
I have something to tell you.
But you have to promise not to get mad.
If you're gonna tell me
something that will require
me to lie under oath, can you please not?
[jingling, clattering]
[sharp tapping]
What is that?
It's the unopened tube of tanning spray
that I didn't use to kill Brett.
[sighs]
-Right.
Look...
I know my reactions to death
haven't exactly been... normal.
My grandpa died when I was
eight and I had to leave the funeral
'cause I couldn't stop laughing.
It's, it's not that I don't care.
I just...
I just don't like to
talk about my feelings.
But... I did lie to you.
I didn't send those chocolates.
-You-you didn't?
-No.
Why would you lie about that?
I don't know, I panicked.
S-so desperate to get
revenge back on Brett, I thought
you guys would bail if you
got scared, so I said it was me.
-Brandi!
-Big deal.
That was an insane thing to lie about.
I mean, we could, we could...
We could still all be in real danger.
What you on about?
I got this right before you showed up.
Hence the knife, and...
Wait, what-what does this
mean? Two more what?
Well, I would assume two more murders.
-Well, are we the two?!
-I don't know! God!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait! No, it can't be us.
Because with Alex, there's three of us.
-Hmm?
-Yeah.
-That's true.
-Wait.
Sonny, Ray, Brett...
Three men down, two to go.
Luca.
Colby?
Okay, now I agree with Alex.
We really need to call the police.
And say what?
Hi, we've got revenge on our exes,
and they've all
mysteriously turned up dead.
But I swear, we didn't
have anything to do with it.
And now we've got a
threatening text message?
Yes, Brandi, that is
literally exactly what we say.
Oh, come on, if we go down
there now with that story,
we'll be questioned for God knows how long,
and then Alex is gonna
be alone at the event.
Do you think it was someone at Glow?
It kind of has to be, right? Like...
'Cause who else would have a mask?
We dropped PR boxes
to every spa in the city.
-It could be anyone.
-Sure, but nobody at a spa
would know about our revenge plans.
We've only talked about them at work.
Someone's been listening.
We need to call Alex.
Well, I mean, obviously,
I went to her place first,
but she didn't answer,
so you try calling her.
[dial tone ringing]
[cell phone buzzing]
[water dripping]
[Alex] Why are you doing this?
[creaking]
[ticking]
[bell ringing]
[screaming]
[crashing]
It's like never
[women laughing]
So fantastic
It was cozy
It's like magic
[gasps]
[instrumental music over stereo]
[thudding]
[footsteps approaching]
[sighs]
You know, if you'd have said yes
to morning yoga, Miss Alex
might have afforded you
the flexibility to reach that.
-You look... so beautiful.
-[Dominique] Don't bother.
I don't need your faux flattery.
Why are you doing this?
[mocking] "Why are you doing this?"
Has anyone ever told
you you look like Bambi
when you're scared?
You know, no one ever thinks
about their dear sweet boss,
when they're planning
all of these fun activities.
Going out to dinner.
Rounding up the girlies for happy hour.
Plotting revenge on their ex boyfriends.
You know about that?
[scoffs]
Darling... I know everything.
[Jadyn on laptop] Wait,
wait, so are you guys
actual real life friends with her?
[Alex on laptop] Uh, no, babes,
we just make her think we are.
It's a symbiotic relationship
like whales and barnacles in the ocean.
Dominique...
That was all just...
innocent banter.
Please! Nobody is innocent!
We all make our choices,
Alex and you made yours.
And it landed you here with me...
where you belong.
You know... mummy always said to me...
"Money can't buy you happiness, Dom-Dom."
But she was wrong.
You see, it bought me this company.
And it bought me you three.
And we... are meant...
to be friends.
You and me, and Brandi, and Jay.
Of course.
We would love to be
friends with you, Dominique.
Good.
Because I did it all for you.
And tonight, with a little
help, we finish the job.
[footsteps fading]
Too sides to the coin
Pay the price with the twist of a knife
What bad thing come for good?
What I'd do just to save a life
[all whooping]
I'll be your nightmare
[dial tone ringing]
[Alec on voicemail] Hey, hey! It's Alex...
Listen, I can't take
a call right now, but...
No. It's been 24 hours.
Either she's quit and run for the hills...
Okay, stop. We need to stay focused.
We have to not let anyone
know that we're onto anything
and our eyes will say everything.
Aye-aye, captain.
[indistinct chatter]
[music blaring]
We need to find Alex now.
Okay. Yeah. I'll take a lap on this side.
You take a lap on that side.
Meet me in the bathroom, five minutes.
-Got it.
-Okay, good luck.
You, too.
-Hi, Colby.
-Hey.
I didn't know you were working this party.
Oh, no, it's a last minute
thing, you know, these
influencers love their juice. It's crazy.
-Wait, who asked you to come?
-Dominique.
Okay, I need to speak to
you privately. It's important.
-Like life or death.
-No, no, no. No.
I'm under strict instructions to flirt with
all these chicks and try
and bag future collabs.
-Huh?
-You know I'm joking.
You know, I'm kidding. [Laughs]
[camera shutter clicking]
Hey.
Somebody watching me
[vocalizing]
Somebody watching me
Somebody watching me
[both] It's Dominique!
Oh, my God! We are all gonna die!
We're all gonna die right here, tonight.
My mom is gonna be so mad at me.
This is the end of my
life. The end of my whole...
[slaps]
[gasps feebly]
-Why did you do that?
-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. They always do it in the movies.
I just wanted to know
if it worked in real life.
Okay?
-Yeah, well, it does.
-What?
-All right, I'm back!
-What? You're back?!
I'm back! What are we gonna do?
Well, now we're gonna call the police.
And we need to go get our girl.
[all cheering and applauding]
Look at all your glowing faces. [Laughs]
I am so thrilled to have London's
most influential people at our very first
Glow Galentine's day party.
[all cheering and applauding]
[dial tone ringing]
[Brandi] Pick up!
She's not pick up the phone.
-[Jadyn] Alex!
-Alex!
[grunting]
[cell phone vibrating]
[Lily] Tristan? I have the extra masks...
Hey!
-Alex!
-Oh, thank God.
[laughs] Hi, um...
My name is Lily. I've worked here a year.
Yeah, I knew that. Can
you please help me, Lily?
I have to get out of here.
And I need you to get help.
Mm, I'm meant to be helping
with the champagne toast.
Are you kidding?!
Look at me.
Okay?
You have to get me out of here, please.
I'm begging.
I'm begging you.
[clattering]
[breathing heavily]
[banging on door]
Everything's locked. Alex!
[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, thank God.
Alex, where are you?
[Alex] I'm here. In the
back hallway. Hurry!
Back hallway, very specific.
No, I think I know where that is.
-Yeah? Okay.
-Yeah.
-Back down!
-Yeah.
[Jadyn] Come on!
Alex!
-[Jadyn] Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
-Are you okay?
Physically, yes. Mentally, not so much.
How long has Dominique had down here for?
-Wait, you figured out.
-Yeah, eventually.
Yeah, it turns out listening
to every "True Crime" podcast
that ever existed doesn't
exactly make you a detective.
No, but it helps.
Well, I've been down
here for the last 12 hours
getting the whole bloody story.
We need to get to that stage.
I'll explain on the way.
But how do I get you out of here?
I need a file or an, an axe.
No, that only worked in Titanic.
Actually, Rose almost chopped
his hand off, so it's not.
[Jadyn muttering]
-What are you looking for?!
-The key!
[Brandi] God...
-It's locked in.
-So tight.
Bingo. Bingo.
Key in the chocolate box.
That's a little on the nose, innit?
[sighs]
-Okay. Sorry.
Open this..
Ah-ha!
[gasps]
Okay, you're all right.
-You're okay.
-So, are you gonna tell us what
we're supposed to be doing up there?
Yes! Run!
-Go!
-Oh!
Run! Run! Run!
Now, I know
it's a Galentine's day party,
but I was thinking to myself last night,
after my masseuse left,
"What better gift to give a gorgeous crowd
of girlies than two handsome men?"
[all whooping and cheering]
Come on out, boys!
[up-tempo music playing]
Now, we are going to be auctioning off
dates with these hunks
in the name of charity.
So, ladies, get those
bidding paddles ready!
Yes. [Laughs]
First up for grabs, pun intended,
is our very handsome
photographer, Luca. Ooh...
[audience whooping]
We need to get backstage.
Or we could just shout,
"There's a murderer in here.
"-Everybody run!"
-No!
I worked at a Kylie Jenner
makeup pop up once.
A stampede of influencers is
the last thing we need right now.
Ladies, well, that's worth something.
Even better, he's going to
need a lot of love tonight, I think.
-Follow me.
-[Dominique] All right, ladies.
Now what? Where are we going?
-Alex!
-Come, let's start the bidding.
Do I see, 500?
[all cheering]
-[Dominique] Yes!
Five hundred over here,
I love this. Okay.
[panting]
Running in heels!
[Dominique speaking in background]
How did you know where it would lead?
Four years of high school theater crew.
[Dominique] We've got
to have a battle, come on!
There we go! Thousand going once.
Going twice.
Sold to the beautiful
lady on the second row.
He's all yours. She'll be happy tonight.
-[Dominique chuckles] Okay.
-Oh, my God.
[Dominique laughing]
-[Dominique] Now...
-There's someone over there.
Oh, shit! One of us should go.
-[Brandi] What?
-Yes.
I can do it.
Alone? Are you sure?
Yeah.
I got this.
[Dominique] For thousand. Do I see 1000...
[thud]
[knife screeching]
[creaking]
Don't.
Stay here. Keep an eye on Dom.
-I'm goin' in.
-No, no, no.
It's finished! Two
thousand! Oh, my goodness!
[audience cheering]
Okay, ladies.
I think we can get even further.
We're so close to the end.
Do we have...
[grunting]
Three thousand! Fantastic!
Oh! Oh!
[Jadyn grunting]
Tough enough to kill, but not tough enough
to show your face, huh?
Tristan?
Oh, my goodness, 3000 going once.
[audience cheering and applauding]
This is low.
Even for you, Tristan.
I'm upgrading. COO, babes.
COO of what? Prison?
[chuckling] Oh, sorry.
You're bidding so wonderfully,
I almost lost my breath.
Three thousand going once.
Technically, I've operated
in self defense only.
Worst case scenario, the
guy who started Fyre fest
got a book deal from
his jail cell. [Chuckles]
-I'll be fine.
-How could you?
Whoa! Ladies, we have a problem.
Sold to the beautiful lady on the...
[yelps] -[grunting and screaming]
Tristan!
-[Brandi] We're still in heels.
-We're doing no shoes?! Okay.
-Yes!
[gasps] Bidding's over, ladies.
[Dominique laughs]
[cheering and applauding]
[bell ringing]
[audience shouting]
[creaking]
[screaming]
[crash]
[all screaming]
I should have never asked
Tristan for help tonight.
[clicking]
[banging on door]
[grunts angrily]
[panting]
Well, round of applause
to my three best girlies.
You know, all I ever
wanted was your friendship.
I did everything for you girls!
[Dominique] I gave you everything.
I gave you jobs.
Each other.
I killed for you, damn it.
Oh, what's wrong?
You didn't want your ex boyfriends to die?
[scoffs] Well, excuse me
for misreading the room.
And just when I was
about to finish the whole job.
Get rid of the men so that
we could be best friends...
you go and spoil it.
Oh, feel like I'm back
in high school again.
Last to be picked for volleyball.
[whimpering]
Nobody to go to prom with.
This is supposed to be different.
[whispering] This was supposed to be...
-Come back!
- Dominique, please!
Don't please. Please,
you don't have to do this.
Please. Please. Because
we can be friends, okay?
We'll be your friends. We can hang...
Lies!
-[All three whimpering]
-We'll go for brunch.
-I don't know about brun...
[screaming]
[Jadyn, Alex, Brandi] Gizelle?!
Hi. [Chuckling]
I was just in the alleyway because...
Uh, long story.
[Brandi chuckles]
Oh, okay.
[Alex] You alright?
-[Gizelle] Yeah, Yeah.
[Jadyn stuttering]
Should-should... What-what...
What do I do with this?
[Alex] We should call the police.
Is she dead?
-[Jadyn] Let's go.
-[Alex] Oh.
[man 1] Glitter and fun.
Two most accurate words...
[Gizelle] It was so
scary, and I'm so fortunate
that I'm, like, blessed, yeah.
Like, I have a purple belt
in karate, but I wasn't like...
Don't you let that dress drop on the floor.
[woman 1 chuckling] You mean...
[indistinct chatter]
Do... Dominique.
Who would have thought it, huh?
-Gizelle, saving the day.
-[Both chuckle]
It's always the ones who least
expected pull it off in the end.
I include you in that sentiment.
[chuckling] -Yeah, you killed it, Jadyn.
-No pun intended.
-I don't know about that.
When we first started here,
you were scared to take
a sip of wine after office hours.
[laughing]
And today...
you really came into your
own, even without your heels.
Well, thank you.
But I couldn't have
done it without you two.
Oh, I think you mean you
wouldn't be in this mess
if it wasn't for us too?
No. I knew what I was
signing myself up for.
Mm.
-Sort of.
-[Both chuckles]
Honestly, my only regret
in the last few weeks
is that all three of us
spent a colossal amount of time
and energy crying over
and-and planning revenge on
and obsessing over these stupid men!
Not even men. They're boys.
-And for what? Why?
-Now, that's true.
Okay, so next year, no Valentine's day.
-Okay.
-No Galentine's day.
Hmm...
I just want a quiet night
and with my friends.
-My real friends, you know.
-Yeah?
-Ull...
-Okay, ull...
[all three laughing]
You know, I kind of feel like...
that's what Dom was trying to show us.
I mean, she did not go
about it the right way.
[Jadyn] I really liked her... at the start.
At the start, I really liked her.
And then this happened
and now, now obviously not.
-So we didn't drive you out?
-Well, somehow, no.
[Jadyn, Alex, Brandi chuckling]
Been a wild night, huh, ladies?
-Yeah.
-[Colby] Ladies.
Luca and I, we were gonna
go for a few, uh, celebratory
"Yay-we-didn't-get-murdered" drinks.
Fancy coming along?
[Jadyn, Alex, Brandi] Um...
-We...
-No...
No?
Bye then.
-Don't call me again, Luca.
-[Brandi] Keep walking, yeah.
-[Brandi] Uh-huh, that's it.
-[Jadyn] Serious.
[all laughing]
Sometimes when the world is my stage
And I'm seconds away
from being your top dog
[Gizelle] All right, everyone,
I know it's been a long
few months of anticipation,
but as your new communication director...
[yelps]
-Whoo!
[all applauding]
I like to introduce, our
new Glow Beauty CEO...
Renee Fletcher!
Fletcher?
[all applauding]
[woman whooping]
Hello, everyone.
[Renee] I am just thrilled to be here.
And no, you're not seeing double.
Dominique is my sister.
And on behalf of the Fletcher family,
it's an honor to be turning over a new leaf
with you all here at Glow.
But for now, please know...
I am not just your leader... [chuckling]
I am your friend.
Yeah, glamorous
life the fandom is right
Said I might give my
number by the end of the night
They do one double take
camera flashing the light
Hands and nails tight
the crowd hyped we on site
With my girls in the rope doll section
Flex and toast up success is a blessing
This morning woke
up from beauty resting
To remain fabulous there's no question
High fashion step and repeat
I hear my name left
and right my team deep
They're on my way to
catch a flight and still sleep
Grind it and do it all again next week
Ain't no shame to style on 'em
Ain't no, ain't no, ain't
no shame to style on 'em
Ain't no, ain't no, ain't
no shame to style on 'em
Hey! They know that
I'm gon' shine on it
I'm gon' shine on it
Sophisticated queen
just a little bit of rachet
My whole aura was
fly though I'm classic
Fine china in a room full with plastic
Every level up Super Mario plastic
I work hard for this
so many late nights
Then live it large
as if it's the late night
But now it's date night
they rip the stage mike
Yeah, I'mma have a
ant eat my cake right
Feelin' like I earned it, the weekend
Said it negativity we did it
'Cause look at where we headed
Lavish views in the pools
Gang said "Yes, this is how we do"
Or was it Michael Jordan's too
And I think was Slick Rick's too
Common thread with all these dudes
Shameless hotties style on you
Ain't no shame to style on 'em
Ain't no, ain't no, ain't
no shame to style on 'em
Ain't no, ain't no
shame to style on 'em
Hey! They know that
I'm gon' shine on it
I'm gon' shine on it
You're like a drug
All it took was one
big hit of your love
Ah, now I'm so messed up
I just can't control
myself and it sucks
I don't think you realize
The kind of damage that you've caused
I'm just sitting here
with my best friend
Who's trying to keep me calm 'cause
I'd love to hate you La la la la la
Can't seem to shake
you La la la la la
You're always on my mind
Yeah, your love it keeps me blind
Why did I date you? La la la la la
Tried to replace you La la la la la
It's such a waste of time
When you're my toxic valentine
I rest my case
Genuinely you're the worst for me
And you look stupid when you vape
I don't think you realize
The kind of damage that you've caused
I'm just sitting here
with my best friend
Who's trying to keep me calm
'Cause you're just being a dick
I'd love to hate you La la la la la
Can't seem to shake
you La la la la la
You're always on my mind
Yeah, your love it keeps me blind
Why did I date you? La la la la la
Tried to replace you La la la la la
It's such a waste of time
You're my toxic valentine!
Oh oh oh
Yeah, your love it keeps me blind
It's such a waste of time
When you're my toxic valentine