My Fair Madeline (2002) Movie Script
Narrator:
IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS
THAT WAS COVERED IN VINES,
LIVED 12 LITTLE GIRLS
IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES.
THE SMALLEST ONE
WAS MADELINE.
( giggles )
ONE MORNING,
THE ENTIRE BUNCH
HAD BEEN INVITED
OUT TO LUNCH.
( gasps )
THEY'D ALL DINE
AT A SPECIAL PLACE
WITH THEIR DEAR FRIEND,
LORD CUCUFACE.
WHOA!
( groans )
( giggles )
( both giggle )
THANK YOU, GENEVIEVE.
( barks, pants )
( girls chattering )
BUT BEFORE THEY WERE ALL
ON THEIR WAY,
MISS CLAVEL HAD MUCH TO SAY.
LITTLE GIRLS, WE ARE GOING
TO A VERY FORMAL EVENT.
IT IS TO BE HELD A THE LOUVRE.
All: THE LOUVRE?
IT IS THE FINES MUSEUM IN ALL THE WORLD,
SO YOU MUST BE
ON YOUR VERY BEST BEHAVIOR.
MISS CLAVEL, WHA EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY "BEST BEHAVIOR"?
NOW THAT YOU ARE
CLEAN AND DRESSED
TRY TO BE
THE PERFECT GUESTS
ALWAYS WEAR
A PLEASANT SMILE
LET YOUR HOST KNOW
YOU HAVE STYLE
BE ON TIME
AND NEVER LATE
SIT UP
ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT
PLACE YOUR NAPKIN
ON YOUR LAP
DO NOT USE YOUR SPOON
TO TAP
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
WE'LL SHOW OFF
SHOW OFF YOUR BES LET'S SHOW OFF
LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
INSIDE AND OUT,
THERE IS NO DOUBT
IF WE SHOW OFF
WHAT YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
PLEASE DO NOT PLAY
WITH YOUR FOOD
THAT IS
MOST EXTREMELY RUDE
KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED
AS YOU CHEW
ELBOWS DON'T BELONG
IN STEW
DO NOT REACH
TO GET THAT DISH
USE A FISH KNIFE
FOR A FISH
KEEP OUR DAINTY
ANKLES CROSSED
FOOD SHOULD NO BE THROWN...
OR TOSSED
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
WORKING OR PLAY
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT YOU CAN BE
INSIDE AND OU INSIDE OR OU THERE CAN BE NO DOUB IF WE SHOW OFF
WHAT WE WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELVES
THAT WE CAN BE
SHOW OFF WHAT WE WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
( giggling )
( horn honks )
THAT MUST BE
THE LIMO.
ALLONS,
LITTLE GIRLS. LET US GO.
( whimpers )
AND REMEMBER,
BEHAVE LIKE LADIES.
DO NOT WORRY,
MISS CLAVEL.
( sighs )
IN AN INSTANT,
THEY WERE THERE.
THEY STEPPED OU IN THE MORNING AIR.
EACH LITTLE GIRL
WAS THERE TO PROVE
HOW GOOD SHE WOULD BE
AT THE LOUVRE.
( creaking )
MADELINE!
OUI,
MISS CLAVEL.
AND THIS, LITTLE GIRLS,
IS THE
MONA LISA.
OOH LA LA!
IT IS MY FAVORITE PAINTING
IN THE LOUVRE.
NO, IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD!
I COULD STAND HERE
FOREVER!
( clears throat )
HOW LOVELY.
OUI,
BUT IT IS TIME FOR LUNCH NOW.
( speaking French )
LORD CUCUFACE IS WAITING.
AND SO THEY ALL
WENT ON THEIR WAY.
BUT MADELINE,
SHE
HAD TO STAY.
HMM!
THERE IT IS.
I CAN SEE IT.
I WILL GO DISTRAC THE GUARD.
HMM.
MONSIEUR, IS
THAT REALLY THE MONA LISA?
MAIS OUI,
MADAME.
AND YOU ARE
THE ONE WHO GUARDS HER!
YOU MUST BE
VERY BRAVE, AND VERY STRONG.
I AM.
( gasps )
NO!
( whistles )
OH, OH!
PHOOEY!
( whistles )
( grunts )
AHA!
HE IS TRYING
TO STEAL THE MONA LISA!
STOP HIM!
( gasps )
( whistles )
AH, SILLY GIRL.
YOU HAVE RUINED
THIS LOVELY DRAPE.
IT IS LOUIS XVIII...
OR XIX.
DEFINITELY ONE OF
THE LATER LOUISES.
STOP!
STOP!
AU SECOURS!
HELP ME!
I NEED BACKUP!
HALT. ATTENTION!
( panting )
( panting )
MADELINE RAN FROM FLOOR...
...TO FLOOR
SHE RAN TILL
SHE COULD RUN NO MORE.
( panting )
AHH!
AHH!
Girl: WHAT IS GOING ON?
MY DRESS!
Man: MY LUNCH!
MY WORD!
PARDON.
QUEL CATASTROPHE!
BUT IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.
YOU SEE, THIS MAN
WAS TRYING TO STEAL THE MONA LISA,
AND I HAD TO STOP HIM,
AND, AND...
YOU DO BELIEVE ME,
DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?
LORD CUCUFACE WAS DOUBTFUL
OF MADELINE'S TALE
OF THE FAMED
SMILING PORTRAIT,
AND THIEVES NEEDING JAIL.
( girls chattering )
FROM A GROWING YOUNG LADY
SHOULD COME
MANNERS AND POISE...
( barking )
TRES BIEN,
GENEVIEVE.
...NOT FANCIFUL STORIES
AND A GREAT DEAL OF NOISE.
"AH, MADELINE," HE SAID,
"I FEAR THAT YOU MUS GO AWAY, MY DEAR."
GO AWAY?
BUT WHY?
YOUR MANNERS ARE NOT,
SHALL WE SAY,
UP TO SNUFF.
I AM SENDING YOU TO
AN EXCELLENT FINISHING SCHOOL IN LONDON.
Girls: FINISHING SCHOOL?
BUT MADELINE
IS ALREADY FINISHED.
WHAT IS MISSING?
MADELINE, FINISHING SCHOOL
IS WHERE ONE LEARNS
GRACE
AND GOOD MANNERS.
BUT WHY MUS I LEARN THEM IN LONDON?
MY FRIENDS
ARE ALL HERE.
TUT, TUT!
IT IS ALL
ARRANGED, MADELINE.
OUI,
LORD CUCUFACE.
I WILL MISS YOU ALL
SO MUCH.
I WISH I DID NO HAVE TO GO.
DO NOT WORRY,
MADELINE.
YOU WILL
BE BACK IN NO TIME.
YOU REALLY
THINK SO, DANIELLE?
OF COURSE!
AND WHILE
YOU ARE GONE,
WE WILL FIND
THOSE THIEVES AND CLEAR YOUR NAME.
YOU WILL, NICOLE?
Girls: WE PROMISE!
DON'T WORRY,
MADELINE.
WE PROMISE.
( barks )
( whimpers )
MADELINE TOOK A BOA AND TRAIN
TO LONDON,
WHERE IT'S KNOWN TO RAIN.
AH, YES, THE CITY'S
GRAY AND WET...
...BUT FINE FOR LEARNING
ETIQUETTE.
OOPS.
OH!
MORE TEA,
MADELINE?
YES, PLEASE.
YES, PLEASE,
HEADMISTRESS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
RIGHT.
OOPS!
OH!
I FEAR MADELINE
IS A BIT OF A CHALLENGE, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
NOT TO WORRY,
LORD CUCUFACE.
I'VE CURED FAR WORSE.
MADELINE, I SHOULD
LIKE YOU TO MEET THE OTHER STUDENTS.
YOUNG LADIES!
MADELINE.
MADELINE!
OUI?
STAND UP!
UH...
THIS IS CASSANDRA,
DAVINA,
LUCINDA,
VICTORIA,
AND EMMA.
Girls: CHARMED.
MADELINE
CAME HERE
ALL THE WAY
FROM FRANCE.
AH, FRANCE.
THEN YOU ARE FRENCH.
HOW LOVELY!
HMM!
WELL, MADELINE?
WHAT NOW?
CURTSY.
( grunting )
( girls gasp )
THAT CURTSY IS
GOING TO NEED WORK.
I WISH I WERE
AT THE OLD HOUSE.
I WONDER WHAT MY FRIENDS
ARE DOING NOW.
WHILE MADELINE
BECAME A LADY...
...HER FRIENDS UNCOVERED
SOMETHING SHADY.
AND YOU SAY YOU SAW
A WELL-DRESSED COUPLE HERE THAT DAY?
AH,
OUI.
THE WOMAN WAS
VERY TALL, FLAXEN-HAIRED,
WEARING A BLACK
SILK DRESS AND PEARL NECKLACE.
AND THE MAN--
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
( barks )
( whimpering )
WHAT IS IT,
GENEVIEVE?
( barks )
( gasps )
DANIELLE, CHLOE!
WE FOUND THEM.
( girls exclaiming )
MADELINE
WAS RIGHT.
WE KNEW IT!
THEY ARE VERY
STRANGE-LOOKING SCISSORS.
I WONDER WHAT THEY ARE FOR.
( girls laughing )
NO, NO, NO,
MADELINE.
ONCE AGAIN--
THE GALES IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY IN THE DALES.
( with French accent )
ZE GALES IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY
IN ZE DELLS.
( girls laughing )
AGAIN.
(straining )
THE GALES... IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY...
IN THE DALES.
BY GEORGE,
SHE'S GOT IT!
YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES,
MADELINE.
I SHALL MAKE A LADY
OF YOU IN NO TIME.
THE PROPER WAY
TO SIT IS THIS--
BACKS STRAIGHT,
ANKLES CROSSED, KNEES TOGETHER.
MADELINE?
A LADY DOES NO SIT LIKE THAT.
A LADY
DOES NOT REACH.
MADELINE--
YOU HAVE MAIL.
A LADY DOES NOT RUN,
OR JUMP.
A LADY DOES NO WATCH HER FEET.
OH!
( screams )
A LADY DOES NOT SCREAM.
THEN WHAT DOES
A LADY DO?
NOTHING, IF SHE CAN
MANAGE IT.
THEN I PREFER TO BE AN OAF.
MAY I HELP YOU?
OUI,
MONSIEUR.
WE ARE WONDERING
WHAT THESE SCISSORS ARE FOR.
HMM, THEY APPEAR TO BE
SURGICAL SCISSORS.
Girls: SURGICAL?!
EXACTAMENT.
EXACTLY.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,
MONSIEUR,
WHAT IS "SURGICAL"?
THAT MEANS THEY ARE
USED IN OPERATIONS
TO CUT THE BODY OPEN!
Girls: YUCK!
WOOF!
AND WHERE COULD
A PERSON BUY SUCH SCISSORS?
HM, LET ME THINK.
YES, ONLY ONE SHOP
IN ALL OF PARIS HAS THEM.
HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU
THE ADDRESS.
( sniffing )
HUH?
MERCI,
MONSIEUR.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
ONE, TWO, TH...
OOF!
PARDON, MR. HENRY.
MADELINE,
I AM SUPPOSED TO LEAD.
WHY?
DO NOT ASK
FOOLISH QUESTIONS.
OW!
IS THE FINEST FOOD
ON EARTH.
BUT MONSIEUR HENRY...
Miss Higginsbottom:
MADELINE, DO NOT ARGUE.
BESIDES, I AM SURE
MR. HENRY IS RIGHT.
I AM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS.
AND SO, IT IS
GOOD MANNERS
TO ALWAYS AGREE
WITH A GENTLEMAN.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS!
MADELINE, A LADY DOES NO EXPRESS HER OPINION
UNLESS SHE IS
ASKED FOR IT.
POOH-POOH!
YOUNG LADIES,
REPEAT AFTER ME--
( in feminine voice )
I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT, SIR.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
BEING A LADY IS NO FUN!
IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
THEN WHAT IS
THE POINT?
SOMETIMES, I WONDER
WHY I BOTHER.
ME, TOO.
( girls chattering )
THEY ARE USED FOR
CUTTING BANDAGES.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO BOUGHT THEM?
I BELIEVE IT WAS
A COUPLE.
A TALL WOMAN
WITH FLAXEN HAIR, AND A MAN?
C'EST CA.
A DOCTOR AND A NURSE.
SHE WAS IN A CHIC
LITTLE WHITE UNIFORM WITH A STRAND OF PEARLS.
SO ELEGANT--
SO TRES ELEGANTE.
CAN YOU
GIVE US THEIR NAMES?
IT IS
TRES IMPORTANT THAT WE FIND THEM TO RETURN THEIR SCISSORS.
OF COURSE!
VOILA!
HERE IS THE DOCTOR'S
NAME AND THE ADDRESS OF HIS OFFICE.
MERCI,
MONSIEUR.
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PAREE.
BUT CHLOE,
IT IS DINNERTIME.
PERHAPS WE SHOULD GO
ANOTHER DAY.
LET US WRITE MADELINE
AND TELL HER WHAT WE KNOW.
SHE WILL BE
SO HAPPY.
BUT WHAT IF WE
DO NOT FIND THESE THIEVES?
YOU ARE RIGHT,
DANIELLE.
BETTER WAIT UNTIL
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS.
( barks )
IN LONDON,
LATER ON THAT NIGHT...
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM
TURNED OFF THE LIGHT.
AND SO BEGAN
A PILLOW FIGHT.
TAKE THAT, LUCINDA!
DAVINA!
YOU'RE HORRID,
CASSANDRA.
VICTORIA, STOP IT.
YOU HAVE
NO BREEDING,
AND NO MANNERS AT ALL.
EMMA, YOU ARE
HORRIBLE.
OW!
MADELINE!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
( crying )
SHE ATTACKED ME, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM,
FOR NO REASON.
BUT...
NO MORE ARGUMENTS
FROM YOU.
YOU HAVE BROKEN
QUITE ENOUGH RULES.
ONCE MORE, AND YOU
SHALL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MADELINE.
YES, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
GOOD NIGHT,
YOUNG LADIES.
Girls: GOOD NIGHT,
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME?
Miss Higginsbottom:
SERIOUS TROUBLE, MADELINE. SERIOUS TROUBLE.
I WAS SCOLDED,
I WAS WARNED
I WAS SO UNRULY
THEY CAN SEND ME FAR AWAY
NEVER CHANGE YOURS TRULY
SHE WAS CHEEKY,
SHE WAS FRESH
SHE WAS DOWNRIGHT PLUCKY
SO THEY WEN AND SET HER UP
AND NOW
SHE'S NOT SO LUCKY
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED IN
FINISHING SCHOOL
I BROKE A RULE,
BUT I'LL BE FINE
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
WE HOPE
SHE'S NOT IN DANGER
OUR DEAR MADELINE
I WON'T GIVE UP
I'LL BE BACK
I STILL HAVE MY SPIRI I WILL GRIN AND SHOUT,
"POOH-POOH"
FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO HEAR IT
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
SHE BROKE A RULE
AND THAT'S NOT FINE
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
BUT IT WON' BE A PROBLEM
'CAUSE I'M MADELINE
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
SHE BROKE THE RULE
AND THAT'S NOT FINE
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
BUT IT WON' BE A PROBLEM
WE HOPE
SHE'S NOT IN DANGER
DON'T WORRY,
I WILL MAKE IT
'CAUSE I'M MADELINE
INTENT ON
FINDING OUT THE TRUTH,
ELEVEN GIRLS
WENT OUT TO SLEUTH.
IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES...
TO THE EIFFEL TOWER...
THEY SEARCHED,
HOUR AFTER HOUR.
( both gasp )
( barks )
( sniffs )
GENEVIEVE'S
FOUND SOMETHING.
LOOK AT HER.
VOILA!
OVER THERE.
GOOD GIRL,
GENEVIEVE.
GOOD DOGGIE!
( whimpering )
YES! SHE'S FOUND
SOMETHING!
SHE'S
THE PERFECT DOG.
WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU,
GENEVIEVE.
Girls: OOH!
AAH!
( excited barking )
( disappointed sighs )
( panting, barking )
( barks )
( barking )
( barks )
( whimpers )
NICOLE, THIS IS
THE ADDRESS THE CLERK GAVE US.
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
A DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO ME.
A DOCTOR AND HIS NURSE?
NO ONE LIKE THA HAS EVER STAYED HERE.
WHAT ABOU A WELL-DRESSED COUPLE?
THE WOMAN IS TALL
WITH FLAXEN HAIR,
AND A STRAND
OF PEARLS, AND...
AH, BUT OF COURSE.
THIS IS MONSIEUR
MAXIMO RICHARD,
AND HIS LOVELY WIFE,
THE MODEL DUMBELLA.
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND THEM?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
UM, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WHAT ROOM
DID THEY STAY IN?
PERHAPS WE CAN
FIND A CLUE.
( growls )
( screams )
( barks )
WHAT IS THIS,
GENEVIEVE?
REGARDEZ, MES AMIES.
THIS IS A FLIGH SCHEDULE.
MAXIMO AND DUMBELLA
MUST HAVE GONE ON A TRIP.
A TRIP?
WHERE ARE THEY?
LONDON!
( girls gasp )
MADELINE IS THERE!
AND HERE, YOUNG LADIES,
IS ONE OF THE MOS INTERESTING PARTS OF THE TOWER OF LONDON--
THE JEWEL TOWER.
IT IS WHERE THEY KEEP
THE CROWN JEWELS.
( girls exclaim )
MADELINE--
I EXPEC YOU TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
I PROMISE, MONSIEUR HENRY.
AND THESE ARE
THE CROWN JEWELS
WORN IN EVERY
CORONATION SINCE...
OOH LA LA!
Henry: MADELINE.
COME ALONG!
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
NOW HERE IS
THE ROYAL SALT SHAKER.
( all gasps )
EXCUSEZ- MOI.
THAT COUPLE--
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM BEFORE?
THEY'VE BEEN IN
TWICE THIS WEEK.
THEY MUST LOVE
TO LOOK AT THE JEWELS.
THEY TRIED TO STEAL
THE MONA LISA FROM THE LOUVRE.
I SAW THEM!
YOU?!
MADELINE!
COMING.
YOU ARE MADELINE?
YOU KNOW ME?
ALL MUSEUM GUARDS
KNOW YOU.
YOU ARE THA TROUBLEMAKER!
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE THIEVES.
A LIKELY STORY.
BUT IT IS TRUE.
MADELINE, DO TRY
TO KEEP UP.
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
I MUST COME BACK TOMORROW
AND FOLLOW THEM... ALONE.
CHOP, CHOP,
YOUNG LADIES.
WE'LL BE LATE
FOR OUR OUTING
AT THE BOTANICAL
SOCIETY.
WHERE THE DEVIL
IS MADELINE?
SHE HAS THE MEASLES.
( scoffs )
POOR THING.
Henry: PERHAPS WE SHOULD
CALL A DOCTOR.
Miss Higginsbottom:
THE MOMENT WE RETURN.
PERFECT.
( giggles )
NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE ME NOW.
( gasps )
FOLLOW THAT CAB!
FASTER!
Madeline: LONDON
IS TRES BELLE!
( horns honking,
brakes screeching )
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
THIS PALACE
IS CALLED BUCKINGHAM
THERE ALWAYS IS A CROWD
TO SEE THE CHANGING
OF THE GUARDS
WHO NEVER SPEAK OUT LOUD
NOW ON THE RIGHT,
THE PARLIAMENT
A NEO-GOTHIC PLACE
AND IF YOU GO
TO CHECK THE TIME
THERE'S BIG BEN'S
FAMOUS FACE
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
HERE IN HYDE PARK
SPEAKERS SAY
WHATEVER'S ON THEIR MIND
AND THERE'S A YUMMY PICNIC
A FINE WAY TO UNWIND
THE RIVER THAMES
THE TOWER BRIDGE
GREEN PARK WHERE HORSES RIDE
AND DRIVER, DID I MENTION
THAT YOU DRIVE ON
THE OTHER SIDE?
( crashing sound )
OH, I SEE LONDON,
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
OOPS.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE.
OH, NO.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
AH!
AH! UH!
POOH-POOH.
OH!
AT THE OLD HOUSE,
ALL WENT WELL
WHEN THE GIRLS TOLD THE TRUTH
TO MISS CLAVEL.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
BUT YOU MUST!
WE FOUND THE SCISSORS
AT THE LOUVRE.
THEY BELONG TO
A COUPLE NAMED MAXIMO AND DUMBELLA.
MADELINE
WAS RIGHT.
I WILL TALK TO
LORD CUCUFACE.
( sighs )
IMMEDIATEMENT.
WHERE, OH, WHERE
COULD THOSE THIEVES BE?
MADELINE COULD JUS NOT SEE...
UNTIL SHE CLIMBED
A NEARBY TREE.
( grunting )
MAXIMO AND HIS DUMBELLA
WERE THERE,
UNDER A BRIGHT UMBRELLA.
( elevator bell dings )
( dinging continues )
TOP FLOOR.
MAY I HELP YOU?
NO, THANK YOU, MONSIEUR.
I AM ONLY GOING UPSTAIRS.
UH, ANY PARTICULAR REASON?
OF COURSE.
I AM...
VISITING A FRIEND--
A VERY, VERY DEAR FRIEND.
AND THE NAME?
UH... I FORGET.
WE ARE SO CLOSE,
I JUST CALL HER "CHERIE."
I AM AFRAID
THAT I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
AND NOW, FOR
THE SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE--
VOILA!
( all gasp )
BONJOUR.
IF I SEE YOU IN HERE
ONE MORE TIME,
I SHALL CALL THE POLICE.
NOW, IS THAT CLEAR?
( coughs )
( classical music plays,
woman sings opera )
( singing continues )
ALORS!
THERE THEY ARE!
( muffled speaking )
( grunts )
I WONDER...
( man coughing )
( woman singing opera )
( singing continues )
Maximo:
THINK OF IT, DARLING.
THIS WILL BE
THE MOST DARING ROBBERY EVER ATTEMPTED--
THE CROWN JEWELS.
Dumbella:
THEN EVERYTHING IS SET?
OUI.
FOR THE ROYAL
RECEPTION AT THE TOWER.
THAT IS ONLY
TWO WEEKS AWAY.
PRECISELY, DUMBELLA.
NOW, LET US GO OVER
THE PLANS AGAIN.
FIRST, WE CAUSE
A DISTRACTION NEAR THE KING,
AND THAT IS WHEN
WE GRAB THE JEWELS.
GOT IT?
OH, I AM COLD.
MAKE A FIRE IN
THE FIREPLACE, CHERIE.
A FIRE?!
Dumbella:
WHAT WAS THAT?
I DID NOT HEAR
ANYTHING.
IT SOUNDED LIKE
THE FIREPLACE WAS TALKING.
NONSENSE, DEAR.
YOU ARE COLD.
I WILL BUILD
A ROARING FIRE.
MADELINE MADE
A QUICK DESCENT.
DOWN...
WHOA!
...AND DOWN...
WHOA!
...AND DOWN SHE WENT.
( groaning )
( gasps )
THERE'S THE LITTLE
RAGAMUFFIN.
MERCI.
COME ALONG, THEN.
YOU MUST HELP.
I HAVE DISCOVERED A PLO TO ROB THE CROWN JEWELS.
THE THIEVES ARE
STAYING HERE IN THIS HOTEL.
STOP!
COME BACK HERE
AT ONCE!
( grunts )
MADELINE MADE IT...
AT A COST.
FOR SOON SHE REALIZED
SHE WAS LOST.
( horn honks )
( horn honks )
WAIT!
AND MONEY--
SHE DID NOT HAVE ANY...
NOT A SINGLE COPPER PENNY.
OH.
SHE KNEW NOT WHERE TO GO,
AND THEN--
( bells tolling )
I CAN SEE THE WHOLE CITY
FROM UP THERE.
SHE SPIED THE WORLD'S
GREATEST CLOCK--BIG BEN.
( Big Ben tolls )
HMM.
I WONDER HOW
I GET UP THERE.
Man: BIG BEN REFERS
NOT TO THE CLOCK TOWER ITSELF,
BUT TO THE VERY
LARGE BELL INSIDE.
THIS WAY, EVERYONE.
THE BELL CAME FROM
THE OLD PALACE OF WESTMINSTER--
A GIFT FROM
KING WILLIAM III.
THE TOWER ITSELF
IS NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
NO ONE IS
ALLOWED UP THERE.
OH!
LET'S GO, MISS.
BUT I MUST KNOW
WHERE I AM.
YOU'RE INSIDE BIG BEN,
WHICH IS AGAINST THE RULES.
BUT...
OH!
THE BBC FIRST BROADCAS THE CHIMES IN 1923.
A MICROPHONE
IN THE TURRE IS CONNECTED TO
BROADCASTING HOUSE.
GO AHEAD, GUV.
HM, SHORT BLOKE.
IT'S TIME
THAT I WAS LEAVING
IT'S TIME
THAT I WENT BACK
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHERE I AM
I TRULY HAVE LOST TRACK
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HURRY
THE BIG HAND'S ON THE TEN
THE MOMENTS
ARE JUST RUSHING BY
I KNOW!
I'LL CLIMB BIG BEN
OH, NO, OH, NO
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
THERE'S A CHIME
ALL THE MINUTES,
ALL THE HOURS
LOST LIKE DROPS
IN LONDON SHOWERS
HICKORY DICKORY,
MILES TO CLIMB
I AM RUNNING
OUT OF TIME
I'LL TURN BACK
THE HANDS OF TIME
THE DAY,
WHERE HAS IT FLOWN?
WHY CAN'T THE TIME
BE ON MY SIDE?
I'M LATE,
AND ALL ALONE
OH, NO, OH, NO
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
THERE'S A CHIME
ALL THE MINUTES,
ALL THE HOURS
LOST LIKE DROPS
IN LONDON SHOWERS
HICKORY DICKORY,
MILES TO CLIMB
I AM RUNNING
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
I AM RUNNING OUT...
OF TIME
WHOA!
AU SECOURS!
HELP!
( Big Ben tolls )
HEY!
( people talking )
WHAT WILL
MONSIEUR HENRY SAY NOW?
OH, MADELINE,
WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE WOULD DO THIS ON PURPOSE.
WHAT SHALL WE DO?
CALL THE POLICE?
MADELINE ARRIVED
LATE THAT NIGHT.
HER CLOTHES WERE TORN.
SHE LOOKED A FRIGHT.
GOOD EVENING.
HER EXPLANATION
WAS PATHETIC.
STILL, THE POLICE
WERE SYMPATHETIC.
SEEMS SHE WAS SO AFRAID,
THEY MENTIONED NO THE SCENE SHE'D MADE.
MADELINE, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?!
YOU HAD US ALL
WORRIED TO DEATH.
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
WELL, SPEAK UP, GIRL.
WHERE WERE YOU?
I... HAD A PROBLEM
WITH THE TIME.
GO ON.
NEVER MIND.
YOU WOULD NO BELIEVE ME.
DO YOU REALIZE
I AM RESPONSIBLE
IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO YOU?
I AM SORRY,
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
"SORRY" DOESN'T DO IT,
MADELINE.
YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED
OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR STAY IN LONDON.
OH, NO!
THAT IS
IMPOSSIBLE.
Miss Higginsbottom:
YES, MISS CLAVEL.
MADELINE DISAPPEARED
FOR HOURS.
WE WERE FRANTIC.
DON'T WORRY.
SHE IS GOING TO STAY
RIGHT HERE SO WE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HER.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MADELINE?
MADELINE? MADELINE!
MADELINE, I AM
VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
BUT, MISS CLAVEL,
I FOUND THE THIEVES.
THEY WILL STRIKE AGAIN
IN TWO WEEKS
AT THE RECEPTION
IN THE TOWER OF LONDON.
I KNOW IT IS
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT...
I BELIEVE YOU,
MADELINE.
WE ALL DO.
IN FACT, WE SHALL
BE THERE WITH LORD CUCUFACE
TO HELP YOU
STOP THEM.
VRAIMENT?!
REALLY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.
NO PROBLEM,
MISS CLAVEL.
IT IS HOPELESS.
AND ONE, AND NOD.
AND CURTSY.
YOUNG LADIES--
I HAVE THE MOS DELIGHTFUL NEWS!
DO FORGIVE
THE INTRUSION, MR. HENRY.
NOT AT ALL.
I AND ONE VERY
SPECIAL STAR PUPIL
HAVE BEEN INVITED
TO THE ROYAL RECEPTION
AT THE TOWER OF LONDON
TO MEET THE KING!
Girls: THE KING?!
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!
QUITE.
THE SAME RECEPTION
LORD CUCUFACE,
MISS CLAVEL, AND THE GIRLS WILL BE ATTENDING...
AND THE THIEVES, TOO.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MADELINE?
ONLY THAT...
I HOPE I WILL BE THE STAR PUPIL.
YOU?
( girls laugh )
THEN I SUGGES YOU PRACTICE VERY HARD.
YOU ONLY HAVE
A WEEK.
( gasps )
CARRY ON,
MR. HENRY.
FINE.
WE SHALL ADD
A NEW WRINKLE.
AND ONE, AND NOD,
AND CURTSY, AND KISS HIS HAND...
AND THEN SAY,
"YOUR MAJESTY."
YOUR MAJESTY.
WELL DONE, EMMA.
AND KISS.
YOUR MAJESTY.
A BIT LESS
MOISTURE, MADELINE.
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
MADELINE THOUGHT IT PRUDEN TO BE SELECTED
THE STAR STUDENT.
YOUR MAJESTY.
STILL, SHE HAD
A SMALL DILEMMA.
SHE MUST BE CHOSEN
OVER EMMA.
YOUR MAJESTY.
I MUST BE THE STAR--
THE ONLY STAR.
HMM.
YOU DROPPED
SOMETHING.
( blows raspberry )
THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM.
REMEMBER WHAT WE LEARNED
IN SCHOOL
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"
WERE THE RULE
CURTSY WHEN
WE MEET THE KING
NO SIDE TALK
OR GIGGLING
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
INSIDE AND OU THERE IS NO DOUB SHOW OFF WHAT YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
I WANT TO BE,
I HAVE TO BE
I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
EVERYONE WILL WAN MY AUTOGRAPH
I'M TELLING YOU
I AM THE BEST,
ABOVE THE REST
YOU CAN PUT ME
TO THE TEST
EVERYWHERE YOU HEAR
MY FAMOUS LAUGH
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
I WANT TO BE, I HAVE TO BE
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
FROM LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE EVERYONE WILL WANT...
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
I WILL GO FAR, THE BRIGHTEST STAR
THERE FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO SEE
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT I CAN BE
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
AT LAST,
THE MOMENT HAD ARRIVED
FOR WHICH EACH LITTLE GIRL
HAD STRIVED.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DINNER,
THEIR HEADMISTRESS
ANNOUNCED THE WINNER.
AND THE WINNER IS--
EMMA.
I WON!
Miss Higginsbottom:
AND MADELINE.
I WON!
Both: HUH?
IT IS A TIE.
EACH OF YOU HAS DONE
SUCH EXCEPTIONAL WORK
I'VE DECIDED
YOU SHALL BOTH GO
TO THE ROYAL
RECEPTION...
ON ONE CONDITION.
CONDITION?
YOU MUST STAY TOGETHER
AND WATCH EACH OTHER.
IF EITHER OF
YOU MISBEHAVES,
YOU WILL BE SENT BACK TO
THE SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
HOW CAN I CATCH
THOSE THIEVES WITH HER WATCHING ME?
I HAVE
TO BE THE ONE AND ONLY STAR.
WELL, YOUNG LADIES?
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO EACH OTHER?
I AM SO HAPPY
FOR YOU!
AND I AM EVEN
HAPPIER FOR YOU.
THEN CAME THE DAY
OF THE ROYAL RECEPTION.
TIME FOR THE THIEVES
TO PULL OFF THEIR DECEPTION.
MADELINE CAME IN
A LONG LIMOUSINE...
FOLLOWED BY HER FRIENDS.
AND TWO MORE,
WHO MADE THE CAMERAS SING.
( both laugh )
BUT THEY WERE FORGOTTEN...
WHEN UP ROLLED THE KING.
( crowd applauds )
( crowd chants)
LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!
( cheering, applause continue )
SIR HUMBERT WIGGLESWORTH.
HOW DO YOU DO,
SIR WIGGLESWORTH?
A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, SIR.
CHARMED.
LADY BOVINA RIBSBY.
HOW DO YOU DO,
LADY RIBSBY?
A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.
CHARMED.
Girl: MADELINE!
TRULY CHARMED.
AH, DUKE.
CHLOE!
MADELINE!
WHERE HAVE YOU..?
SH!
I MUST TELL YOU
THE THIEVES' PLAN.
THEN YOU CAN TELL
THE OTHERS.
D'ACCORD.
ALL RIGHT.
IT IS SO EXCITING!
AND TERRIBLE.
OF COURSE.
I HAVE LEARNED
AN AWFUL PLAN
TOGETHER
WE CAN STOP IT
OOH, A DREADFUL,
AWFUL PLAN
BUT YOU AND I
CAN TOP IT
I KNOW WHA THE THIEVES WILL DO
IT IS UP TO
ME AND YOU
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
FIRST THING,
WE'LL APPROACH THE GUARDS
AND CAUSE
A BIG DISTRACTION
OOH, AS THEY
APPROACH THE GUARDS
THE THIEVES
WILL TAKE THEIR ACTION
CUT THE WIRE
ALL AROUND
THEN ALARMS
WILL NEVER SOUND
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN EXPOSE THEM,
OH, YES, WE CAN
WE'LL PUT AN END TO
THE DREADFUL, AWFUL PLAN
THEY'LL SET OFF
A BOMB OF SMOKE
CAUSING COUGHS
AND WHEEZING
OOH, A PLUME OF
THICK, BLACK SMOKE
IT WILL NO BE PLEASING
THAT IS WHEN
THEY'LL GRAB THE GEMS
MAKE THEIR EXI BY THE THAMES
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN STOP
THIS AWFUL PLAN
WITH A LITTLE SCHEMING
OOH, WE'LL STOP
THIS AWFUL PLAN
AND LEAVE
THE ROBBERS STEAMING
WE WILL CATCH THEM
IN THE ACT
WITH THEIR POCKETS
FULLY PACKED
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN EXPOSE THEM
OH, YES, WE CAN
WE'LL PUT AN END TO
THE DREADFUL, AWFUL PLAN
AH, WE CANNOT CU THESE ALARM WIRES.
THEY ARE TOO THICK.
WHAT SHALL WE DO?
WE MUST CHANGE
OUR PLANS COMPLETELY.
A DIFFERENT PLAN
WOULD NOW BRING HARM.
SHE TOOK A YEOMAN
BY THE ARM,
DISTRACTING HIM
WITH EVIL CHARM.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE
A MAN IN UNIFORM,
BUT THIS--
YOU ARE ELEGANT.
WHY, THANK YOU, MISS.
AND THAT HAT.
SO CHIC.
MAY I TRY IT ON?
( both laughing )
WHILE HE SLIPPED PAS GUARDING EYES...
INTO QUITE A NEW DISGUISE.
I WAS MARRIED TO
THE DUKE OF ESSEX--
A COUSIN OF
THE COUNT OF WESSEX,
AND THE DUCHESS
OF LUMMOX,
WHO IS HALF-BROTHER
TO THE EARL OF SUSSEX.
Both: UH-HUH.
HMM.
THEN I RAN OFF
WITH MY BUTLER.
EXCUSE US.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I WOULD LIKE
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS WORLD?
WHAT?
TO SEE
THE SOVEREIGN SCEPTER.
I THINK I CAN
ARRANGE THAT.
( spectators chanting )
LONG LIVE THE KING!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
SHH!
BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP
MY EYES ON YOU.
YOU MUST TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT.
BUT KEEP MOVING.
( panting )
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE
THEY ARE JEWEL THIEVES?
YES!
AND YOU PLAN
TO CATCH THEM BY YOURSELF?
IF I HAVE TO.
NOW BE QUIET.
BUT YOU ARE
SO BRAVE.
I HAVE NEVER
MET ANYONE
LIKE THAT.
CAN I
HELP YOU?
FERMEZ LA BOUCHE!
SHUSH!
ANYTHING YOU SAY,
MADELINE.
Man: IS THE KING ALL RIGHT?
( people screaming, exclaiming )
NOT TO WORRY,
YOUR MAJESTY.
OOH!
( all gasp )
IT IS JUST AS
MADELINE HAS SAID.
WHERE
IS MADELINE?
LA VOILA.
THERE IS MADELINE.
COME ON, EMMA, HURRY.
( panting )
I AM.
WE ARE RIGH BEHIND YOU, MADELINE.
THE THIEF'S ESCAPE
WAS NOT TO BE.
IN FRONT OF HIM,
HE COULD NOT SEE.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
THE KING--
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY.
HMM.
THE SCEPTER!
YOUR MAJESTY.
NO TIME FOR A KISS.
AHA!
NOT YOU AGAIN?!
( all gasp )
OH, NO!
OH, DEAR.
OH, MY!
HOW DARE YOU?
PARDON, YOUR MAJESTY,
BUT THIS MAN IS...
ONE OF MY GUARDS.
ARREST...
THAT LITTLE GIRL.
WHAT?
LOOK! THE ROYAL SCEPTER.
ARREST THAT MAN.
YOU, MY DEAR,
ARE A HERO.
THANK YOU,
YOUR MAJESTY.
SHE'S ONE OF MINE.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
EMMA'S GETTING
ALL THE CREDIT.
MES AMIES,
SUIVEZ-MOI.
FOLLOW ME.
STOP, THIEF.
Girls: STOP!
( gasps )
( speaking French )
I THINK YOU
HAD BETTER GIVE ME THE CROWN.
THE CROWN?
( laughs )
WHAT CROWN?
THE CROWN YOU
ARE HIDING UNDER THIS CLOAK.
( all groaning )
OH, YOU MEAN THAT CROWN?
HERE, TAKE IT.
MISS, YOU'D BETTER
GIVE THAT TO ME.
OF COURSE.
NOW COME ALONG.
WAIT! I DID NO STEAL IT.
SHE IS THE THIEF.
MOI?
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
SHE IS THE ONE.
BUT I TOOK IT FROM HER.
ENOUGH!
YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST.
( gasps )
THANK GOODNESS!
AND YOU, AS WELL.
MOI?
COME ALONG, THEN.
YOU HAVE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
TERRIBLE!
LET HER GO,
PLEASE!
WE BEG YOU!
YOU CANNOT ARRES MADELINE.
THIS WAS NO PART OF MY PLAN.
POOR MADELINE
WAS IN DISGRACE,
AND YET,
SHE WORE A SMILING FACE.
THOUGH THOSE AROUND HER
SEEMED TO FROWN,
SHE KNEW THAT SHE
HAD SAVED THE CROWN.
DO NOT WORRY,
MADELINE.
WE WILL
GET YOU OUT.
I KNOW YOU WILL,
NICOLE.
AND TELL THE KING,
"YOU'RE WELCOME!"
( siren wails )
OH, EMMA,
THAT WAS SO EXCITING.
AND YOU WERE SO BRAVE.
HOW DID YOU EVER
DO IT?
HOW?
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
EMMA, MAY I
HAVE A WORD?
AS YOU WISH,
MR. HENRY.
DASH IT ALL, EMMA.
I FIND YOUR STORY
MOST ODD.
MADELINE WOULDN' REALLY STEAL ANYTHING,
WOULD SHE?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, MR. HENRY.
I MEAN, IT'S UP TO YOU...
AND YOUR CONSCIENCE.
BUT SURELY THERE
IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
MADELINE IS INNOCENT.
IS THAT SO?
SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE GIRL.
GOOD LORD, MAN!
MADELINE CAUGHT THAT...
THAT... THAT... THAT DASTARDLY DUO!
FREE HER AT ONCE!
THEY TALKED AND TALKED
TILL THEY WERE BLUE.
( yawns )
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING
THEY COULD DO.
MADELINE STAYS.
ORDERS FROM THE KING.
( speaking French )
( sighs )
WHILE MADELINE
WAS QUITE FORSAKEN...
I NAME YOU
HONORARY MEMBER OF
THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
...EMMA HAD HER PICTURE TAKEN.
SMILE.
I AM FINALLY A STAR!
INDEED, EMMA.
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE SO BRAVE?
IT FEELS...
IT FEELS...
WRONG...
BECAUSE I'M NOT TELLING
ALL THE TRUTH.
WHAT WAS THAT?
MADELINE IS THE BRAVE ONE.
I HAVE NEVER
MET ANYONE AS BRAVE AS HER.
SHE STOPPED
THE THIEVES, NOT ME.
A REAL LADY
DOES NOT LIE.
GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.
IT SHOULD NOT BE "ME,"
IT SHOULD BE "I."
NOT I.
MADELINE IS
THE REAL STAR.
I MUST TELL
THE KING AT ONCE.
HOORAY!
( all talking at once )
MADELINE, I AM
SO GLAD YOU ARE OUT.
ME, TOO, CHLOE.
YOU ARE A TRUE HERO.
WE ARE VERY
PROUD OF YOU.
( gasps )
I'M SORRY, MADELINE.
I WAS WRONG TO TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
I JUST WANTED
TO BE A STAR.
NOW I REALIZE
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
UNLESS YOU EARN IT.
DO YOU THINK
WE CAN BE FRIENDS?
ANYONE WHO CAN
CHARM THE KING LIKE YOU DID
DESERVES TO BE
TREATED LIKE ROYALTY.
FOR THE LITTLE GIRL
WHO WENT TO JAIL TO SAVE MY CROWN,
I DUB THEE
LADY MADELINE.
I AM REALLY A LADY?
IN THE FINEST SENSE
OF THE WORD, MY DEAR.
MADELINE CAME HOME,
THEN TOOK A RIDE,
WHILE ALL OF PARIS
CHEERED WITH PRIDE.
NOW EVERYONE
WAS ON HER SIDE.
( giggling )
FOR COURAGE BEYOND
THE CALL OF DUTY,
I PRESENT YOU
THIS MEDAL.
MERCI, MONSIEUR LE MAIRE.
MADELINE SHOWED THEM ALL
HOW TO BEHAVE.
BEST BEHAVIOR MEANS
BEING TRUE, HONEST, AND BRAVE.
( crowd cheers )
ETIQUETTE IS FINE, YOU SEE
IF YOU HAVE INTEGRITY
DRINKING TEA
WITH PINKIES OUT
IS NOT ALL
THAT IT'S ABOUT
MANNERS COUNT,
BUT NOT AS MUCH
AS THE PEOPLE
THAT YOU TOUCH
IN EVERY SINGLE THING
YOU DO
ALWAYS TO YOURSELF
BE TRUE
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
WHEN WE'RE WORKING
OR PLAY
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT YOU CAN BE
INSIDE AND OU THERE CAN BE NO DOUB WE SHOW OFF
WHAT WE WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
SHOW OFF ALL YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
NOW I KNOW
IT'S BEST TO BE
JUST ME!
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST!
IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS
THAT WAS COVERED IN VINES,
LIVED 12 LITTLE GIRLS
IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES.
THE SMALLEST ONE
WAS MADELINE.
( giggles )
ONE MORNING,
THE ENTIRE BUNCH
HAD BEEN INVITED
OUT TO LUNCH.
( gasps )
THEY'D ALL DINE
AT A SPECIAL PLACE
WITH THEIR DEAR FRIEND,
LORD CUCUFACE.
WHOA!
( groans )
( giggles )
( both giggle )
THANK YOU, GENEVIEVE.
( barks, pants )
( girls chattering )
BUT BEFORE THEY WERE ALL
ON THEIR WAY,
MISS CLAVEL HAD MUCH TO SAY.
LITTLE GIRLS, WE ARE GOING
TO A VERY FORMAL EVENT.
IT IS TO BE HELD A THE LOUVRE.
All: THE LOUVRE?
IT IS THE FINES MUSEUM IN ALL THE WORLD,
SO YOU MUST BE
ON YOUR VERY BEST BEHAVIOR.
MISS CLAVEL, WHA EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY "BEST BEHAVIOR"?
NOW THAT YOU ARE
CLEAN AND DRESSED
TRY TO BE
THE PERFECT GUESTS
ALWAYS WEAR
A PLEASANT SMILE
LET YOUR HOST KNOW
YOU HAVE STYLE
BE ON TIME
AND NEVER LATE
SIT UP
ABSOLUTELY STRAIGHT
PLACE YOUR NAPKIN
ON YOUR LAP
DO NOT USE YOUR SPOON
TO TAP
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
WE'LL SHOW OFF
SHOW OFF YOUR BES LET'S SHOW OFF
LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
INSIDE AND OUT,
THERE IS NO DOUBT
IF WE SHOW OFF
WHAT YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
PLEASE DO NOT PLAY
WITH YOUR FOOD
THAT IS
MOST EXTREMELY RUDE
KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED
AS YOU CHEW
ELBOWS DON'T BELONG
IN STEW
DO NOT REACH
TO GET THAT DISH
USE A FISH KNIFE
FOR A FISH
KEEP OUR DAINTY
ANKLES CROSSED
FOOD SHOULD NO BE THROWN...
OR TOSSED
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
WORKING OR PLAY
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT YOU CAN BE
INSIDE AND OU INSIDE OR OU THERE CAN BE NO DOUB IF WE SHOW OFF
WHAT WE WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELVES
THAT WE CAN BE
SHOW OFF WHAT WE WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
( giggling )
( horn honks )
THAT MUST BE
THE LIMO.
ALLONS,
LITTLE GIRLS. LET US GO.
( whimpers )
AND REMEMBER,
BEHAVE LIKE LADIES.
DO NOT WORRY,
MISS CLAVEL.
( sighs )
IN AN INSTANT,
THEY WERE THERE.
THEY STEPPED OU IN THE MORNING AIR.
EACH LITTLE GIRL
WAS THERE TO PROVE
HOW GOOD SHE WOULD BE
AT THE LOUVRE.
( creaking )
MADELINE!
OUI,
MISS CLAVEL.
AND THIS, LITTLE GIRLS,
IS THE
MONA LISA.
OOH LA LA!
IT IS MY FAVORITE PAINTING
IN THE LOUVRE.
NO, IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD!
I COULD STAND HERE
FOREVER!
( clears throat )
HOW LOVELY.
OUI,
BUT IT IS TIME FOR LUNCH NOW.
( speaking French )
LORD CUCUFACE IS WAITING.
AND SO THEY ALL
WENT ON THEIR WAY.
BUT MADELINE,
SHE
HAD TO STAY.
HMM!
THERE IT IS.
I CAN SEE IT.
I WILL GO DISTRAC THE GUARD.
HMM.
MONSIEUR, IS
THAT REALLY THE MONA LISA?
MAIS OUI,
MADAME.
AND YOU ARE
THE ONE WHO GUARDS HER!
YOU MUST BE
VERY BRAVE, AND VERY STRONG.
I AM.
( gasps )
NO!
( whistles )
OH, OH!
PHOOEY!
( whistles )
( grunts )
AHA!
HE IS TRYING
TO STEAL THE MONA LISA!
STOP HIM!
( gasps )
( whistles )
AH, SILLY GIRL.
YOU HAVE RUINED
THIS LOVELY DRAPE.
IT IS LOUIS XVIII...
OR XIX.
DEFINITELY ONE OF
THE LATER LOUISES.
STOP!
STOP!
AU SECOURS!
HELP ME!
I NEED BACKUP!
HALT. ATTENTION!
( panting )
( panting )
MADELINE RAN FROM FLOOR...
...TO FLOOR
SHE RAN TILL
SHE COULD RUN NO MORE.
( panting )
AHH!
AHH!
Girl: WHAT IS GOING ON?
MY DRESS!
Man: MY LUNCH!
MY WORD!
PARDON.
QUEL CATASTROPHE!
BUT IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.
YOU SEE, THIS MAN
WAS TRYING TO STEAL THE MONA LISA,
AND I HAD TO STOP HIM,
AND, AND...
YOU DO BELIEVE ME,
DON'T YOU?
DON'T YOU?
LORD CUCUFACE WAS DOUBTFUL
OF MADELINE'S TALE
OF THE FAMED
SMILING PORTRAIT,
AND THIEVES NEEDING JAIL.
( girls chattering )
FROM A GROWING YOUNG LADY
SHOULD COME
MANNERS AND POISE...
( barking )
TRES BIEN,
GENEVIEVE.
...NOT FANCIFUL STORIES
AND A GREAT DEAL OF NOISE.
"AH, MADELINE," HE SAID,
"I FEAR THAT YOU MUS GO AWAY, MY DEAR."
GO AWAY?
BUT WHY?
YOUR MANNERS ARE NOT,
SHALL WE SAY,
UP TO SNUFF.
I AM SENDING YOU TO
AN EXCELLENT FINISHING SCHOOL IN LONDON.
Girls: FINISHING SCHOOL?
BUT MADELINE
IS ALREADY FINISHED.
WHAT IS MISSING?
MADELINE, FINISHING SCHOOL
IS WHERE ONE LEARNS
GRACE
AND GOOD MANNERS.
BUT WHY MUS I LEARN THEM IN LONDON?
MY FRIENDS
ARE ALL HERE.
TUT, TUT!
IT IS ALL
ARRANGED, MADELINE.
OUI,
LORD CUCUFACE.
I WILL MISS YOU ALL
SO MUCH.
I WISH I DID NO HAVE TO GO.
DO NOT WORRY,
MADELINE.
YOU WILL
BE BACK IN NO TIME.
YOU REALLY
THINK SO, DANIELLE?
OF COURSE!
AND WHILE
YOU ARE GONE,
WE WILL FIND
THOSE THIEVES AND CLEAR YOUR NAME.
YOU WILL, NICOLE?
Girls: WE PROMISE!
DON'T WORRY,
MADELINE.
WE PROMISE.
( barks )
( whimpers )
MADELINE TOOK A BOA AND TRAIN
TO LONDON,
WHERE IT'S KNOWN TO RAIN.
AH, YES, THE CITY'S
GRAY AND WET...
...BUT FINE FOR LEARNING
ETIQUETTE.
OOPS.
OH!
MORE TEA,
MADELINE?
YES, PLEASE.
YES, PLEASE,
HEADMISTRESS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
RIGHT.
OOPS!
OH!
I FEAR MADELINE
IS A BIT OF A CHALLENGE, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
NOT TO WORRY,
LORD CUCUFACE.
I'VE CURED FAR WORSE.
MADELINE, I SHOULD
LIKE YOU TO MEET THE OTHER STUDENTS.
YOUNG LADIES!
MADELINE.
MADELINE!
OUI?
STAND UP!
UH...
THIS IS CASSANDRA,
DAVINA,
LUCINDA,
VICTORIA,
AND EMMA.
Girls: CHARMED.
MADELINE
CAME HERE
ALL THE WAY
FROM FRANCE.
AH, FRANCE.
THEN YOU ARE FRENCH.
HOW LOVELY!
HMM!
WELL, MADELINE?
WHAT NOW?
CURTSY.
( grunting )
( girls gasp )
THAT CURTSY IS
GOING TO NEED WORK.
I WISH I WERE
AT THE OLD HOUSE.
I WONDER WHAT MY FRIENDS
ARE DOING NOW.
WHILE MADELINE
BECAME A LADY...
...HER FRIENDS UNCOVERED
SOMETHING SHADY.
AND YOU SAY YOU SAW
A WELL-DRESSED COUPLE HERE THAT DAY?
AH,
OUI.
THE WOMAN WAS
VERY TALL, FLAXEN-HAIRED,
WEARING A BLACK
SILK DRESS AND PEARL NECKLACE.
AND THE MAN--
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
( barks )
( whimpering )
WHAT IS IT,
GENEVIEVE?
( barks )
( gasps )
DANIELLE, CHLOE!
WE FOUND THEM.
( girls exclaiming )
MADELINE
WAS RIGHT.
WE KNEW IT!
THEY ARE VERY
STRANGE-LOOKING SCISSORS.
I WONDER WHAT THEY ARE FOR.
( girls laughing )
NO, NO, NO,
MADELINE.
ONCE AGAIN--
THE GALES IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY IN THE DALES.
( with French accent )
ZE GALES IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY
IN ZE DELLS.
( girls laughing )
AGAIN.
(straining )
THE GALES... IN WALES
BLOW MAINLY...
IN THE DALES.
BY GEORGE,
SHE'S GOT IT!
YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES,
MADELINE.
I SHALL MAKE A LADY
OF YOU IN NO TIME.
THE PROPER WAY
TO SIT IS THIS--
BACKS STRAIGHT,
ANKLES CROSSED, KNEES TOGETHER.
MADELINE?
A LADY DOES NO SIT LIKE THAT.
A LADY
DOES NOT REACH.
MADELINE--
YOU HAVE MAIL.
A LADY DOES NOT RUN,
OR JUMP.
A LADY DOES NO WATCH HER FEET.
OH!
( screams )
A LADY DOES NOT SCREAM.
THEN WHAT DOES
A LADY DO?
NOTHING, IF SHE CAN
MANAGE IT.
THEN I PREFER TO BE AN OAF.
MAY I HELP YOU?
OUI,
MONSIEUR.
WE ARE WONDERING
WHAT THESE SCISSORS ARE FOR.
HMM, THEY APPEAR TO BE
SURGICAL SCISSORS.
Girls: SURGICAL?!
EXACTAMENT.
EXACTLY.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,
MONSIEUR,
WHAT IS "SURGICAL"?
THAT MEANS THEY ARE
USED IN OPERATIONS
TO CUT THE BODY OPEN!
Girls: YUCK!
WOOF!
AND WHERE COULD
A PERSON BUY SUCH SCISSORS?
HM, LET ME THINK.
YES, ONLY ONE SHOP
IN ALL OF PARIS HAS THEM.
HERE, I WILL GIVE YOU
THE ADDRESS.
( sniffing )
HUH?
MERCI,
MONSIEUR.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
ONE, TWO, TH...
OOF!
PARDON, MR. HENRY.
MADELINE,
I AM SUPPOSED TO LEAD.
WHY?
DO NOT ASK
FOOLISH QUESTIONS.
OW!
IS THE FINEST FOOD
ON EARTH.
BUT MONSIEUR HENRY...
Miss Higginsbottom:
MADELINE, DO NOT ARGUE.
BESIDES, I AM SURE
MR. HENRY IS RIGHT.
I AM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS.
AND SO, IT IS
GOOD MANNERS
TO ALWAYS AGREE
WITH A GENTLEMAN.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS!
MADELINE, A LADY DOES NO EXPRESS HER OPINION
UNLESS SHE IS
ASKED FOR IT.
POOH-POOH!
YOUNG LADIES,
REPEAT AFTER ME--
( in feminine voice )
I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT IT, SIR.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
BEING A LADY IS NO FUN!
IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
THEN WHAT IS
THE POINT?
SOMETIMES, I WONDER
WHY I BOTHER.
ME, TOO.
( girls chattering )
THEY ARE USED FOR
CUTTING BANDAGES.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO BOUGHT THEM?
I BELIEVE IT WAS
A COUPLE.
A TALL WOMAN
WITH FLAXEN HAIR, AND A MAN?
C'EST CA.
A DOCTOR AND A NURSE.
SHE WAS IN A CHIC
LITTLE WHITE UNIFORM WITH A STRAND OF PEARLS.
SO ELEGANT--
SO TRES ELEGANTE.
CAN YOU
GIVE US THEIR NAMES?
IT IS
TRES IMPORTANT THAT WE FIND THEM TO RETURN THEIR SCISSORS.
OF COURSE!
VOILA!
HERE IS THE DOCTOR'S
NAME AND THE ADDRESS OF HIS OFFICE.
MERCI,
MONSIEUR.
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PAREE.
BUT CHLOE,
IT IS DINNERTIME.
PERHAPS WE SHOULD GO
ANOTHER DAY.
LET US WRITE MADELINE
AND TELL HER WHAT WE KNOW.
SHE WILL BE
SO HAPPY.
BUT WHAT IF WE
DO NOT FIND THESE THIEVES?
YOU ARE RIGHT,
DANIELLE.
BETTER WAIT UNTIL
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS.
( barks )
IN LONDON,
LATER ON THAT NIGHT...
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM
TURNED OFF THE LIGHT.
AND SO BEGAN
A PILLOW FIGHT.
TAKE THAT, LUCINDA!
DAVINA!
YOU'RE HORRID,
CASSANDRA.
VICTORIA, STOP IT.
YOU HAVE
NO BREEDING,
AND NO MANNERS AT ALL.
EMMA, YOU ARE
HORRIBLE.
OW!
MADELINE!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
( crying )
SHE ATTACKED ME, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM,
FOR NO REASON.
BUT...
NO MORE ARGUMENTS
FROM YOU.
YOU HAVE BROKEN
QUITE ENOUGH RULES.
ONCE MORE, AND YOU
SHALL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MADELINE.
YES, MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
GOOD NIGHT,
YOUNG LADIES.
Girls: GOOD NIGHT,
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME?
Miss Higginsbottom:
SERIOUS TROUBLE, MADELINE. SERIOUS TROUBLE.
I WAS SCOLDED,
I WAS WARNED
I WAS SO UNRULY
THEY CAN SEND ME FAR AWAY
NEVER CHANGE YOURS TRULY
SHE WAS CHEEKY,
SHE WAS FRESH
SHE WAS DOWNRIGHT PLUCKY
SO THEY WEN AND SET HER UP
AND NOW
SHE'S NOT SO LUCKY
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED IN
FINISHING SCHOOL
I BROKE A RULE,
BUT I'LL BE FINE
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
WE HOPE
SHE'S NOT IN DANGER
OUR DEAR MADELINE
I WON'T GIVE UP
I'LL BE BACK
I STILL HAVE MY SPIRI I WILL GRIN AND SHOUT,
"POOH-POOH"
FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO HEAR IT
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
SHE BROKE A RULE
AND THAT'S NOT FINE
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
BUT IT WON' BE A PROBLEM
'CAUSE I'M MADELINE
SHE'S FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
SHE BROKE THE RULE
AND THAT'S NOT FINE
I'M FINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
DIMINISHED
IN FINISHING SCHOOL
BUT IT WON' BE A PROBLEM
WE HOPE
SHE'S NOT IN DANGER
DON'T WORRY,
I WILL MAKE IT
'CAUSE I'M MADELINE
INTENT ON
FINDING OUT THE TRUTH,
ELEVEN GIRLS
WENT OUT TO SLEUTH.
IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES...
TO THE EIFFEL TOWER...
THEY SEARCHED,
HOUR AFTER HOUR.
( both gasp )
( barks )
( sniffs )
GENEVIEVE'S
FOUND SOMETHING.
LOOK AT HER.
VOILA!
OVER THERE.
GOOD GIRL,
GENEVIEVE.
GOOD DOGGIE!
( whimpering )
YES! SHE'S FOUND
SOMETHING!
SHE'S
THE PERFECT DOG.
WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU,
GENEVIEVE.
Girls: OOH!
AAH!
( excited barking )
( disappointed sighs )
( panting, barking )
( barks )
( barking )
( barks )
( whimpers )
NICOLE, THIS IS
THE ADDRESS THE CLERK GAVE US.
IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
A DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO ME.
A DOCTOR AND HIS NURSE?
NO ONE LIKE THA HAS EVER STAYED HERE.
WHAT ABOU A WELL-DRESSED COUPLE?
THE WOMAN IS TALL
WITH FLAXEN HAIR,
AND A STRAND
OF PEARLS, AND...
AH, BUT OF COURSE.
THIS IS MONSIEUR
MAXIMO RICHARD,
AND HIS LOVELY WIFE,
THE MODEL DUMBELLA.
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND THEM?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
UM, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
WHAT ROOM
DID THEY STAY IN?
PERHAPS WE CAN
FIND A CLUE.
( growls )
( screams )
( barks )
WHAT IS THIS,
GENEVIEVE?
REGARDEZ, MES AMIES.
THIS IS A FLIGH SCHEDULE.
MAXIMO AND DUMBELLA
MUST HAVE GONE ON A TRIP.
A TRIP?
WHERE ARE THEY?
LONDON!
( girls gasp )
MADELINE IS THERE!
AND HERE, YOUNG LADIES,
IS ONE OF THE MOS INTERESTING PARTS OF THE TOWER OF LONDON--
THE JEWEL TOWER.
IT IS WHERE THEY KEEP
THE CROWN JEWELS.
( girls exclaim )
MADELINE--
I EXPEC YOU TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
I PROMISE, MONSIEUR HENRY.
AND THESE ARE
THE CROWN JEWELS
WORN IN EVERY
CORONATION SINCE...
OOH LA LA!
Henry: MADELINE.
COME ALONG!
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
NOW HERE IS
THE ROYAL SALT SHAKER.
( all gasps )
EXCUSEZ- MOI.
THAT COUPLE--
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM BEFORE?
THEY'VE BEEN IN
TWICE THIS WEEK.
THEY MUST LOVE
TO LOOK AT THE JEWELS.
THEY TRIED TO STEAL
THE MONA LISA FROM THE LOUVRE.
I SAW THEM!
YOU?!
MADELINE!
COMING.
YOU ARE MADELINE?
YOU KNOW ME?
ALL MUSEUM GUARDS
KNOW YOU.
YOU ARE THA TROUBLEMAKER!
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE THIEVES.
A LIKELY STORY.
BUT IT IS TRUE.
MADELINE, DO TRY
TO KEEP UP.
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
I MUST COME BACK TOMORROW
AND FOLLOW THEM... ALONE.
CHOP, CHOP,
YOUNG LADIES.
WE'LL BE LATE
FOR OUR OUTING
AT THE BOTANICAL
SOCIETY.
WHERE THE DEVIL
IS MADELINE?
SHE HAS THE MEASLES.
( scoffs )
POOR THING.
Henry: PERHAPS WE SHOULD
CALL A DOCTOR.
Miss Higginsbottom:
THE MOMENT WE RETURN.
PERFECT.
( giggles )
NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE ME NOW.
( gasps )
FOLLOW THAT CAB!
FASTER!
Madeline: LONDON
IS TRES BELLE!
( horns honking,
brakes screeching )
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
THIS PALACE
IS CALLED BUCKINGHAM
THERE ALWAYS IS A CROWD
TO SEE THE CHANGING
OF THE GUARDS
WHO NEVER SPEAK OUT LOUD
NOW ON THE RIGHT,
THE PARLIAMENT
A NEO-GOTHIC PLACE
AND IF YOU GO
TO CHECK THE TIME
THERE'S BIG BEN'S
FAMOUS FACE
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
HERE IN HYDE PARK
SPEAKERS SAY
WHATEVER'S ON THEIR MIND
AND THERE'S A YUMMY PICNIC
A FINE WAY TO UNWIND
THE RIVER THAMES
THE TOWER BRIDGE
GREEN PARK WHERE HORSES RIDE
AND DRIVER, DID I MENTION
THAT YOU DRIVE ON
THE OTHER SIDE?
( crashing sound )
OH, I SEE LONDON,
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
I SEE LONDON
I SEE LONDON
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS
HURRY UP
AND CATCH THAT CAB
BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS
WHAT A GREAT TOWN
CHEERS!
OOPS.
THAT'S ALL I HAVE.
OH, NO.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
AH!
AH! UH!
POOH-POOH.
OH!
AT THE OLD HOUSE,
ALL WENT WELL
WHEN THE GIRLS TOLD THE TRUTH
TO MISS CLAVEL.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
BUT YOU MUST!
WE FOUND THE SCISSORS
AT THE LOUVRE.
THEY BELONG TO
A COUPLE NAMED MAXIMO AND DUMBELLA.
MADELINE
WAS RIGHT.
I WILL TALK TO
LORD CUCUFACE.
( sighs )
IMMEDIATEMENT.
WHERE, OH, WHERE
COULD THOSE THIEVES BE?
MADELINE COULD JUS NOT SEE...
UNTIL SHE CLIMBED
A NEARBY TREE.
( grunting )
MAXIMO AND HIS DUMBELLA
WERE THERE,
UNDER A BRIGHT UMBRELLA.
( elevator bell dings )
( dinging continues )
TOP FLOOR.
MAY I HELP YOU?
NO, THANK YOU, MONSIEUR.
I AM ONLY GOING UPSTAIRS.
UH, ANY PARTICULAR REASON?
OF COURSE.
I AM...
VISITING A FRIEND--
A VERY, VERY DEAR FRIEND.
AND THE NAME?
UH... I FORGET.
WE ARE SO CLOSE,
I JUST CALL HER "CHERIE."
I AM AFRAID
THAT I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
AND NOW, FOR
THE SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE--
VOILA!
( all gasp )
BONJOUR.
IF I SEE YOU IN HERE
ONE MORE TIME,
I SHALL CALL THE POLICE.
NOW, IS THAT CLEAR?
( coughs )
( classical music plays,
woman sings opera )
( singing continues )
ALORS!
THERE THEY ARE!
( muffled speaking )
( grunts )
I WONDER...
( man coughing )
( woman singing opera )
( singing continues )
Maximo:
THINK OF IT, DARLING.
THIS WILL BE
THE MOST DARING ROBBERY EVER ATTEMPTED--
THE CROWN JEWELS.
Dumbella:
THEN EVERYTHING IS SET?
OUI.
FOR THE ROYAL
RECEPTION AT THE TOWER.
THAT IS ONLY
TWO WEEKS AWAY.
PRECISELY, DUMBELLA.
NOW, LET US GO OVER
THE PLANS AGAIN.
FIRST, WE CAUSE
A DISTRACTION NEAR THE KING,
AND THAT IS WHEN
WE GRAB THE JEWELS.
GOT IT?
OH, I AM COLD.
MAKE A FIRE IN
THE FIREPLACE, CHERIE.
A FIRE?!
Dumbella:
WHAT WAS THAT?
I DID NOT HEAR
ANYTHING.
IT SOUNDED LIKE
THE FIREPLACE WAS TALKING.
NONSENSE, DEAR.
YOU ARE COLD.
I WILL BUILD
A ROARING FIRE.
MADELINE MADE
A QUICK DESCENT.
DOWN...
WHOA!
...AND DOWN...
WHOA!
...AND DOWN SHE WENT.
( groaning )
( gasps )
THERE'S THE LITTLE
RAGAMUFFIN.
MERCI.
COME ALONG, THEN.
YOU MUST HELP.
I HAVE DISCOVERED A PLO TO ROB THE CROWN JEWELS.
THE THIEVES ARE
STAYING HERE IN THIS HOTEL.
STOP!
COME BACK HERE
AT ONCE!
( grunts )
MADELINE MADE IT...
AT A COST.
FOR SOON SHE REALIZED
SHE WAS LOST.
( horn honks )
( horn honks )
WAIT!
AND MONEY--
SHE DID NOT HAVE ANY...
NOT A SINGLE COPPER PENNY.
OH.
SHE KNEW NOT WHERE TO GO,
AND THEN--
( bells tolling )
I CAN SEE THE WHOLE CITY
FROM UP THERE.
SHE SPIED THE WORLD'S
GREATEST CLOCK--BIG BEN.
( Big Ben tolls )
HMM.
I WONDER HOW
I GET UP THERE.
Man: BIG BEN REFERS
NOT TO THE CLOCK TOWER ITSELF,
BUT TO THE VERY
LARGE BELL INSIDE.
THIS WAY, EVERYONE.
THE BELL CAME FROM
THE OLD PALACE OF WESTMINSTER--
A GIFT FROM
KING WILLIAM III.
THE TOWER ITSELF
IS NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
NO ONE IS
ALLOWED UP THERE.
OH!
LET'S GO, MISS.
BUT I MUST KNOW
WHERE I AM.
YOU'RE INSIDE BIG BEN,
WHICH IS AGAINST THE RULES.
BUT...
OH!
THE BBC FIRST BROADCAS THE CHIMES IN 1923.
A MICROPHONE
IN THE TURRE IS CONNECTED TO
BROADCASTING HOUSE.
GO AHEAD, GUV.
HM, SHORT BLOKE.
IT'S TIME
THAT I WAS LEAVING
IT'S TIME
THAT I WENT BACK
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHERE I AM
I TRULY HAVE LOST TRACK
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO HURRY
THE BIG HAND'S ON THE TEN
THE MOMENTS
ARE JUST RUSHING BY
I KNOW!
I'LL CLIMB BIG BEN
OH, NO, OH, NO
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
THERE'S A CHIME
ALL THE MINUTES,
ALL THE HOURS
LOST LIKE DROPS
IN LONDON SHOWERS
HICKORY DICKORY,
MILES TO CLIMB
I AM RUNNING
OUT OF TIME
I'LL TURN BACK
THE HANDS OF TIME
THE DAY,
WHERE HAS IT FLOWN?
WHY CAN'T THE TIME
BE ON MY SIDE?
I'M LATE,
AND ALL ALONE
OH, NO, OH, NO
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
THERE'S A CHIME
ALL THE MINUTES,
ALL THE HOURS
LOST LIKE DROPS
IN LONDON SHOWERS
HICKORY DICKORY,
MILES TO CLIMB
I AM RUNNING
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
HICKORY DICKORY,
OUT OF TIME
I AM RUNNING OUT...
OF TIME
WHOA!
AU SECOURS!
HELP!
( Big Ben tolls )
HEY!
( people talking )
WHAT WILL
MONSIEUR HENRY SAY NOW?
OH, MADELINE,
WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE WOULD DO THIS ON PURPOSE.
WHAT SHALL WE DO?
CALL THE POLICE?
MADELINE ARRIVED
LATE THAT NIGHT.
HER CLOTHES WERE TORN.
SHE LOOKED A FRIGHT.
GOOD EVENING.
HER EXPLANATION
WAS PATHETIC.
STILL, THE POLICE
WERE SYMPATHETIC.
SEEMS SHE WAS SO AFRAID,
THEY MENTIONED NO THE SCENE SHE'D MADE.
MADELINE, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?!
YOU HAD US ALL
WORRIED TO DEATH.
YOU CERTAINLY DID.
WELL, SPEAK UP, GIRL.
WHERE WERE YOU?
I... HAD A PROBLEM
WITH THE TIME.
GO ON.
NEVER MIND.
YOU WOULD NO BELIEVE ME.
DO YOU REALIZE
I AM RESPONSIBLE
IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO YOU?
I AM SORRY,
MISS HIGGINSBOTTOM.
"SORRY" DOESN'T DO IT,
MADELINE.
YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED
OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL
FOR THE REST OF
YOUR STAY IN LONDON.
OH, NO!
THAT IS
IMPOSSIBLE.
Miss Higginsbottom:
YES, MISS CLAVEL.
MADELINE DISAPPEARED
FOR HOURS.
WE WERE FRANTIC.
DON'T WORRY.
SHE IS GOING TO STAY
RIGHT HERE SO WE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HER.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MADELINE?
MADELINE? MADELINE!
MADELINE, I AM
VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
BUT, MISS CLAVEL,
I FOUND THE THIEVES.
THEY WILL STRIKE AGAIN
IN TWO WEEKS
AT THE RECEPTION
IN THE TOWER OF LONDON.
I KNOW IT IS
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT...
I BELIEVE YOU,
MADELINE.
WE ALL DO.
IN FACT, WE SHALL
BE THERE WITH LORD CUCUFACE
TO HELP YOU
STOP THEM.
VRAIMENT?!
REALLY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.
NO PROBLEM,
MISS CLAVEL.
IT IS HOPELESS.
AND ONE, AND NOD.
AND CURTSY.
YOUNG LADIES--
I HAVE THE MOS DELIGHTFUL NEWS!
DO FORGIVE
THE INTRUSION, MR. HENRY.
NOT AT ALL.
I AND ONE VERY
SPECIAL STAR PUPIL
HAVE BEEN INVITED
TO THE ROYAL RECEPTION
AT THE TOWER OF LONDON
TO MEET THE KING!
Girls: THE KING?!
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?!
QUITE.
THE SAME RECEPTION
LORD CUCUFACE,
MISS CLAVEL, AND THE GIRLS WILL BE ATTENDING...
AND THE THIEVES, TOO.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING,
MADELINE?
ONLY THAT...
I HOPE I WILL BE THE STAR PUPIL.
YOU?
( girls laugh )
THEN I SUGGES YOU PRACTICE VERY HARD.
YOU ONLY HAVE
A WEEK.
( gasps )
CARRY ON,
MR. HENRY.
FINE.
WE SHALL ADD
A NEW WRINKLE.
AND ONE, AND NOD,
AND CURTSY, AND KISS HIS HAND...
AND THEN SAY,
"YOUR MAJESTY."
YOUR MAJESTY.
WELL DONE, EMMA.
AND KISS.
YOUR MAJESTY.
A BIT LESS
MOISTURE, MADELINE.
OUI,
MONSIEUR HENRY.
LET ME TRY AGAIN.
MADELINE THOUGHT IT PRUDEN TO BE SELECTED
THE STAR STUDENT.
YOUR MAJESTY.
STILL, SHE HAD
A SMALL DILEMMA.
SHE MUST BE CHOSEN
OVER EMMA.
YOUR MAJESTY.
I MUST BE THE STAR--
THE ONLY STAR.
HMM.
YOU DROPPED
SOMETHING.
( blows raspberry )
THIS COULD BE A PROBLEM.
REMEMBER WHAT WE LEARNED
IN SCHOOL
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU"
WERE THE RULE
CURTSY WHEN
WE MEET THE KING
NO SIDE TALK
OR GIGGLING
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
INSIDE AND OU THERE IS NO DOUB SHOW OFF WHAT YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
I WANT TO BE,
I HAVE TO BE
I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
EVERYONE WILL WAN MY AUTOGRAPH
I'M TELLING YOU
I AM THE BEST,
ABOVE THE REST
YOU CAN PUT ME
TO THE TEST
EVERYWHERE YOU HEAR
MY FAMOUS LAUGH
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
I WANT TO BE, I HAVE TO BE
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST
I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
FROM LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE EVERYONE WILL WANT...
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
I WILL GO FAR, THE BRIGHTEST STAR
THERE FOR ALL THE WORLD
TO SEE
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT I CAN BE
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
AT LAST,
THE MOMENT HAD ARRIVED
FOR WHICH EACH LITTLE GIRL
HAD STRIVED.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER DINNER,
THEIR HEADMISTRESS
ANNOUNCED THE WINNER.
AND THE WINNER IS--
EMMA.
I WON!
Miss Higginsbottom:
AND MADELINE.
I WON!
Both: HUH?
IT IS A TIE.
EACH OF YOU HAS DONE
SUCH EXCEPTIONAL WORK
I'VE DECIDED
YOU SHALL BOTH GO
TO THE ROYAL
RECEPTION...
ON ONE CONDITION.
CONDITION?
YOU MUST STAY TOGETHER
AND WATCH EACH OTHER.
IF EITHER OF
YOU MISBEHAVES,
YOU WILL BE SENT BACK TO
THE SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
HOW CAN I CATCH
THOSE THIEVES WITH HER WATCHING ME?
I HAVE
TO BE THE ONE AND ONLY STAR.
WELL, YOUNG LADIES?
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO EACH OTHER?
I AM SO HAPPY
FOR YOU!
AND I AM EVEN
HAPPIER FOR YOU.
THEN CAME THE DAY
OF THE ROYAL RECEPTION.
TIME FOR THE THIEVES
TO PULL OFF THEIR DECEPTION.
MADELINE CAME IN
A LONG LIMOUSINE...
FOLLOWED BY HER FRIENDS.
AND TWO MORE,
WHO MADE THE CAMERAS SING.
( both laugh )
BUT THEY WERE FORGOTTEN...
WHEN UP ROLLED THE KING.
( crowd applauds )
( crowd chants)
LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!
( cheering, applause continue )
SIR HUMBERT WIGGLESWORTH.
HOW DO YOU DO,
SIR WIGGLESWORTH?
A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, SIR.
CHARMED.
LADY BOVINA RIBSBY.
HOW DO YOU DO,
LADY RIBSBY?
A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.
CHARMED.
Girl: MADELINE!
TRULY CHARMED.
AH, DUKE.
CHLOE!
MADELINE!
WHERE HAVE YOU..?
SH!
I MUST TELL YOU
THE THIEVES' PLAN.
THEN YOU CAN TELL
THE OTHERS.
D'ACCORD.
ALL RIGHT.
IT IS SO EXCITING!
AND TERRIBLE.
OF COURSE.
I HAVE LEARNED
AN AWFUL PLAN
TOGETHER
WE CAN STOP IT
OOH, A DREADFUL,
AWFUL PLAN
BUT YOU AND I
CAN TOP IT
I KNOW WHA THE THIEVES WILL DO
IT IS UP TO
ME AND YOU
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
FIRST THING,
WE'LL APPROACH THE GUARDS
AND CAUSE
A BIG DISTRACTION
OOH, AS THEY
APPROACH THE GUARDS
THE THIEVES
WILL TAKE THEIR ACTION
CUT THE WIRE
ALL AROUND
THEN ALARMS
WILL NEVER SOUND
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN EXPOSE THEM,
OH, YES, WE CAN
WE'LL PUT AN END TO
THE DREADFUL, AWFUL PLAN
THEY'LL SET OFF
A BOMB OF SMOKE
CAUSING COUGHS
AND WHEEZING
OOH, A PLUME OF
THICK, BLACK SMOKE
IT WILL NO BE PLEASING
THAT IS WHEN
THEY'LL GRAB THE GEMS
MAKE THEIR EXI BY THE THAMES
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN STOP
THIS AWFUL PLAN
WITH A LITTLE SCHEMING
OOH, WE'LL STOP
THIS AWFUL PLAN
AND LEAVE
THE ROBBERS STEAMING
WE WILL CATCH THEM
IN THE ACT
WITH THEIR POCKETS
FULLY PACKED
AS THEY STEAL
THE JEWELS AND CROWNS
WE'LL BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON THOSE CLOWNS
WE CAN EXPOSE THEM
OH, YES, WE CAN
WE'LL PUT AN END TO
THE DREADFUL, AWFUL PLAN
AH, WE CANNOT CU THESE ALARM WIRES.
THEY ARE TOO THICK.
WHAT SHALL WE DO?
WE MUST CHANGE
OUR PLANS COMPLETELY.
A DIFFERENT PLAN
WOULD NOW BRING HARM.
SHE TOOK A YEOMAN
BY THE ARM,
DISTRACTING HIM
WITH EVIL CHARM.
YOU KNOW, I LOVE
A MAN IN UNIFORM,
BUT THIS--
YOU ARE ELEGANT.
WHY, THANK YOU, MISS.
AND THAT HAT.
SO CHIC.
MAY I TRY IT ON?
( both laughing )
WHILE HE SLIPPED PAS GUARDING EYES...
INTO QUITE A NEW DISGUISE.
I WAS MARRIED TO
THE DUKE OF ESSEX--
A COUSIN OF
THE COUNT OF WESSEX,
AND THE DUCHESS
OF LUMMOX,
WHO IS HALF-BROTHER
TO THE EARL OF SUSSEX.
Both: UH-HUH.
HMM.
THEN I RAN OFF
WITH MY BUTLER.
EXCUSE US.
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I WOULD LIKE
MORE THAN ANYTHING
IN THIS WORLD?
WHAT?
TO SEE
THE SOVEREIGN SCEPTER.
I THINK I CAN
ARRANGE THAT.
( spectators chanting )
LONG LIVE THE KING!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
SHH!
BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP
MY EYES ON YOU.
YOU MUST TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT.
BUT KEEP MOVING.
( panting )
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE
THEY ARE JEWEL THIEVES?
YES!
AND YOU PLAN
TO CATCH THEM BY YOURSELF?
IF I HAVE TO.
NOW BE QUIET.
BUT YOU ARE
SO BRAVE.
I HAVE NEVER
MET ANYONE
LIKE THAT.
CAN I
HELP YOU?
FERMEZ LA BOUCHE!
SHUSH!
ANYTHING YOU SAY,
MADELINE.
Man: IS THE KING ALL RIGHT?
( people screaming, exclaiming )
NOT TO WORRY,
YOUR MAJESTY.
OOH!
( all gasp )
IT IS JUST AS
MADELINE HAS SAID.
WHERE
IS MADELINE?
LA VOILA.
THERE IS MADELINE.
COME ON, EMMA, HURRY.
( panting )
I AM.
WE ARE RIGH BEHIND YOU, MADELINE.
THE THIEF'S ESCAPE
WAS NOT TO BE.
IN FRONT OF HIM,
HE COULD NOT SEE.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
THE KING--
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY.
HMM.
THE SCEPTER!
YOUR MAJESTY.
NO TIME FOR A KISS.
AHA!
NOT YOU AGAIN?!
( all gasp )
OH, NO!
OH, DEAR.
OH, MY!
HOW DARE YOU?
PARDON, YOUR MAJESTY,
BUT THIS MAN IS...
ONE OF MY GUARDS.
ARREST...
THAT LITTLE GIRL.
WHAT?
LOOK! THE ROYAL SCEPTER.
ARREST THAT MAN.
YOU, MY DEAR,
ARE A HERO.
THANK YOU,
YOUR MAJESTY.
SHE'S ONE OF MINE.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
EMMA'S GETTING
ALL THE CREDIT.
MES AMIES,
SUIVEZ-MOI.
FOLLOW ME.
STOP, THIEF.
Girls: STOP!
( gasps )
( speaking French )
I THINK YOU
HAD BETTER GIVE ME THE CROWN.
THE CROWN?
( laughs )
WHAT CROWN?
THE CROWN YOU
ARE HIDING UNDER THIS CLOAK.
( all groaning )
OH, YOU MEAN THAT CROWN?
HERE, TAKE IT.
MISS, YOU'D BETTER
GIVE THAT TO ME.
OF COURSE.
NOW COME ALONG.
WAIT! I DID NO STEAL IT.
SHE IS THE THIEF.
MOI?
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
SHE IS THE ONE.
BUT I TOOK IT FROM HER.
ENOUGH!
YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST.
( gasps )
THANK GOODNESS!
AND YOU, AS WELL.
MOI?
COME ALONG, THEN.
YOU HAVE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
TERRIBLE!
LET HER GO,
PLEASE!
WE BEG YOU!
YOU CANNOT ARRES MADELINE.
THIS WAS NO PART OF MY PLAN.
POOR MADELINE
WAS IN DISGRACE,
AND YET,
SHE WORE A SMILING FACE.
THOUGH THOSE AROUND HER
SEEMED TO FROWN,
SHE KNEW THAT SHE
HAD SAVED THE CROWN.
DO NOT WORRY,
MADELINE.
WE WILL
GET YOU OUT.
I KNOW YOU WILL,
NICOLE.
AND TELL THE KING,
"YOU'RE WELCOME!"
( siren wails )
OH, EMMA,
THAT WAS SO EXCITING.
AND YOU WERE SO BRAVE.
HOW DID YOU EVER
DO IT?
HOW?
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
EMMA, MAY I
HAVE A WORD?
AS YOU WISH,
MR. HENRY.
DASH IT ALL, EMMA.
I FIND YOUR STORY
MOST ODD.
MADELINE WOULDN' REALLY STEAL ANYTHING,
WOULD SHE?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, MR. HENRY.
I MEAN, IT'S UP TO YOU...
AND YOUR CONSCIENCE.
BUT SURELY THERE
IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.
MADELINE IS INNOCENT.
IS THAT SO?
SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE GIRL.
GOOD LORD, MAN!
MADELINE CAUGHT THAT...
THAT... THAT... THAT DASTARDLY DUO!
FREE HER AT ONCE!
THEY TALKED AND TALKED
TILL THEY WERE BLUE.
( yawns )
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING
THEY COULD DO.
MADELINE STAYS.
ORDERS FROM THE KING.
( speaking French )
( sighs )
WHILE MADELINE
WAS QUITE FORSAKEN...
I NAME YOU
HONORARY MEMBER OF
THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
...EMMA HAD HER PICTURE TAKEN.
SMILE.
I AM FINALLY A STAR!
INDEED, EMMA.
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE SO BRAVE?
IT FEELS...
IT FEELS...
WRONG...
BECAUSE I'M NOT TELLING
ALL THE TRUTH.
WHAT WAS THAT?
MADELINE IS THE BRAVE ONE.
I HAVE NEVER
MET ANYONE AS BRAVE AS HER.
SHE STOPPED
THE THIEVES, NOT ME.
A REAL LADY
DOES NOT LIE.
GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.
IT SHOULD NOT BE "ME,"
IT SHOULD BE "I."
NOT I.
MADELINE IS
THE REAL STAR.
I MUST TELL
THE KING AT ONCE.
HOORAY!
( all talking at once )
MADELINE, I AM
SO GLAD YOU ARE OUT.
ME, TOO, CHLOE.
YOU ARE A TRUE HERO.
WE ARE VERY
PROUD OF YOU.
( gasps )
I'M SORRY, MADELINE.
I WAS WRONG TO TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
I JUST WANTED
TO BE A STAR.
NOW I REALIZE
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
UNLESS YOU EARN IT.
DO YOU THINK
WE CAN BE FRIENDS?
ANYONE WHO CAN
CHARM THE KING LIKE YOU DID
DESERVES TO BE
TREATED LIKE ROYALTY.
FOR THE LITTLE GIRL
WHO WENT TO JAIL TO SAVE MY CROWN,
I DUB THEE
LADY MADELINE.
I AM REALLY A LADY?
IN THE FINEST SENSE
OF THE WORD, MY DEAR.
MADELINE CAME HOME,
THEN TOOK A RIDE,
WHILE ALL OF PARIS
CHEERED WITH PRIDE.
NOW EVERYONE
WAS ON HER SIDE.
( giggling )
FOR COURAGE BEYOND
THE CALL OF DUTY,
I PRESENT YOU
THIS MEDAL.
MERCI, MONSIEUR LE MAIRE.
MADELINE SHOWED THEM ALL
HOW TO BEHAVE.
BEST BEHAVIOR MEANS
BEING TRUE, HONEST, AND BRAVE.
( crowd cheers )
ETIQUETTE IS FINE, YOU SEE
IF YOU HAVE INTEGRITY
DRINKING TEA
WITH PINKIES OUT
IS NOT ALL
THAT IT'S ABOUT
MANNERS COUNT,
BUT NOT AS MUCH
AS THE PEOPLE
THAT YOU TOUCH
IN EVERY SINGLE THING
YOU DO
ALWAYS TO YOURSELF
BE TRUE
SHOW OFF YOUR BES SHOW OFF YOUR BES LONDON TOWN
TO GAY PAREE
NIGHTTIME OR DAY
WHEN WE'RE WORKING
OR PLAY
SHOW OFF THE BEST SELF
THAT YOU CAN BE
INSIDE AND OU THERE CAN BE NO DOUB WE SHOW OFF
WHAT WE WANT THE WORLD TO SEE
SHOW OFF ALL YOU WAN THE WORLD TO SEE
NOW I KNOW
IT'S BEST TO BE
JUST ME!
SHOW OFF YOUR BEST!