My Wife's Relations (1922) Movie Script
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MY WIFE'S RELATIONS
FOREWORD
In the foreign section of a big city - where so many different languages are spoken, the people misunderstand each other perfectly - there lived a young artist who was pulling to get a head.
"Mozecie nam dac slub po Polsku."
"Can you marry us in Polish at once?"
"Tak. Ja nie muwie innym jezykiem."
"Yes. I speak no other language."
S. F. Kowalski & Spa
SKAD KOLONIALNY
K. A. Bolesta.
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
S. F. Kowalski & Spa
SKAD KOLONIALNY
K. A. Bolesta.
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
"Czy biezesz tego czlowieka za mieza?"
"Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?"
"Sure! He broke your window."
"Czy przyzekasz go kochac honorowac i milowac do smierci?"
Certificate of Marriage
These Presents are to Authorize
Home of the bride and family.
Daniel never entered a den like this.
"Papa! Shut your eyes and see what I married!"
"He won't last a week in this family."
TODAY IS
8 THURSDAY
TODAY IS
9 FRIDAY
TODAY IS
9 FRIDAY
As a man maketh his bed so shall he sleep.
Morning.
"He's been out all night."
PEPPER
John Brown, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, WOOLWORTH BUILDING, NEW YORK CITY
Dear Client:
The estate of your late uncle has been settled. Please call and collect the $100,000 he left to you.
Yours truly, John Brown
"Kate's husband is rich, now we must be nice with him."
"Go rent a nice place, we want to make you happy."
From the alley to the avenue, where they bought the place every time they paid the rent.
"Who broke the arms off that monument?"
"Go put a half a cake of yeast in the home brew."
YEAS"The mule that kicked you must have been a pony."
"How do you do it? Tis a home fit for a bootlegger."
"How do you do it? Tis a home fit for a bootlegger."
miss. Rose Royce
14 Park Ave.
new york7
"This letter is not for him we're ruined."
"Let's murder him first and then kill him."
POLICIE DEPTHE END
MY WIFE'S RELATIONS
FOREWORD
In the foreign section of a big city - where so many different languages are spoken, the people misunderstand each other perfectly - there lived a young artist who was pulling to get a head.
"Mozecie nam dac slub po Polsku."
"Can you marry us in Polish at once?"
"Tak. Ja nie muwie innym jezykiem."
"Yes. I speak no other language."
S. F. Kowalski & Spa
SKAD KOLONIALNY
K. A. Bolesta.
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
S. F. Kowalski & Spa
SKAD KOLONIALNY
K. A. Bolesta.
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
Sdzia Sprawiedliwosci
"Czy biezesz tego czlowieka za mieza?"
"Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?"
"Sure! He broke your window."
"Czy przyzekasz go kochac honorowac i milowac do smierci?"
Certificate of Marriage
These Presents are to Authorize
Home of the bride and family.
Daniel never entered a den like this.
"Papa! Shut your eyes and see what I married!"
"He won't last a week in this family."
TODAY IS
8 THURSDAY
TODAY IS
9 FRIDAY
TODAY IS
9 FRIDAY
As a man maketh his bed so shall he sleep.
Morning.
"He's been out all night."
PEPPER
John Brown, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, WOOLWORTH BUILDING, NEW YORK CITY
Dear Client:
The estate of your late uncle has been settled. Please call and collect the $100,000 he left to you.
Yours truly, John Brown
"Kate's husband is rich, now we must be nice with him."
"Go rent a nice place, we want to make you happy."
From the alley to the avenue, where they bought the place every time they paid the rent.
"Who broke the arms off that monument?"
"Go put a half a cake of yeast in the home brew."
YEAS"The mule that kicked you must have been a pony."
"How do you do it? Tis a home fit for a bootlegger."
"How do you do it? Tis a home fit for a bootlegger."
miss. Rose Royce
14 Park Ave.
new york7
"This letter is not for him we're ruined."
"Let's murder him first and then kill him."
POLICIE DEPTHE END