Nalan (2022) Movie Script

WEBVTNalan, turn the navigation
on. We're gonna be late.
The traffic's unpredictable
at this time of the day.
Talat, you were already nagging at me back at
the police station. Will you shut up?
Was I the one nagging?
You started the fuss. That's why we're late.
Besides, they towed my motorcycle.
You should've had your driver's license, dear.
Did I cause you any trouble by not having my
license, dear? Did I cause anyone any trouble?
I don't care. Did you have your license or not?
Nalan.
Your estimated arrival time
to your destination is 9.42.
Turn that off!
No, no! I'm just looking at this...
...app thingy on my phone. So what?
In 100 meters, take the left exit.
If you turn right from there,
it takes 10 minutes less.
Take the left exit.
Nalan, turn there. Why are you being
stubborn? We're running late.
Ah, Nalan. Now you're
driving into the side streets.
Ugh, Nalan! Ugh!
NEITHER ME TO YOU NOR YOU TO ME
Oh! Great.
Stop whining, Talat.
Or else, get out of the car. Enough!
Don't smoke that shit in the car.
What? Did you quit?
Quitters' bluster is unbearable.
Nalan, I'm happy to see you here.
Your show is starting today, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm going there now.
You, together, in this car?
What is it, aunty? It's a pretty good car.
Say mashallah.
Shame on you, girl!
It's been only a few days
since your husband's death.
No, you got this wrong.
We're just, to the show.
Talat bro, shall we get a selfie?
Of course, bro.
Aaa it's really her. The lady from Krk Kavak.
And that's him. The man from the TV show.
Is it a new series?
How come you kids know about Krk Kavak?
How are you, kids? How's school going?
Come on, let's take one in front of the car.
Anyway, bro. We're waiting for a new song from
you. And you made a new girlfriend, huh?
Dude, why so candid just
because we had a selfie?
Don't you recognize her,
Nalan Kazak? From TV?
No, bro. I don't watch TV.
Brother.
Tell your girlfriend to pull
up a little further to the left.
We're gonna park a car here.
She's not his girlfriend. I
thought so, but she's not.
Whatever, she should pull it up.
Wow, Bang Bang Talat. You know,
we played your song at our wedding.
That was a day!
Wait a minute! Bro, do you
have a wedding song?
No, that was just a pop song but back then...
-...it was played at weddings, too.
-A pop song?
Are they shooting TikTok there?
2 days or 2 years, what does it change? Your
husband dies and you hang out with your ex...
No no, this is not hanging out.
It's for work. We're going to work.
Guys, could you be a little careful?
Well said.
Kids, think about your parents.
That phone's worth billions, after all.
Talat, I didn't mean that.
For real, Talat. There are no billions anymore.
My sister-in-law is also
from Adana, like Nalan.
Not Adana, I'm from Antalya.
Adana or Antalya, what's the difference?
She's also a sweetie like you.
That's okay, then.
But madam, I'm begging you.
Give me that. Careful.
Sir, are you okay, sir? Get up, get up.
My blood pressure must have dropped.
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, I'm fine.
Do something!
Do what? Should I call the police? And
tell what? Celebrities caused a stampede?
What should I say?
So-called rapper calls
himself a celebrity, my ass.
Talat, sir, is a new love blooming? Could you
tell us a little bit about it?
You see this? And you
tell me I'm not a celebrity.
Sir, are you aware of where we are right now?
Seriously, where have you been?
Their love was years ago.
Are we supposed to teach you these?
ECE CALLING
That's not how you do
it. You're doing it wro...
Left arm, you should put it on the left arm.
-Let me help them with that thing.
-Sit down. What would you know about that?
That's blood pressure, it's checked
on the left arm. Basic knowledge.
-We're stuck here. Do something!
-Nalan, I'm in the same situation as you are.
Look at this. We're surrounded
because we're celebrities.
-Ah, he still calls himself a celebrity.
-I'm still a celebrity, that's right.
Talat. When was your atapat album released?
-See?
-Ah, come on!
When people were doing pop, you were a pop
star. Now you do rap because it's loved.
But it is.
You'd only be a media monkey, not a celebrity.
Media monkey? That's a great phrase.
-I should write this down.
-My God, this is a 100 years old phrase.
Get out of the car, Talat.
This is all because of you.
You know it, right? All because of you.
Surprise me for once, Nalan. Just for once.
-Could you please get out?
-Nalan.
I said get out, Talat.
Your route is being recalculated.
The famous TV host,
Nalan Kazak, who survived...
...the car crash that killed
her husband 2 years ago
is seen with her ex-boyfriend, Rapper Talat.
Marvellous, marvellous.
I have a meeting with the boss.
If it ends early, I'll come see the show.
If it starts, that is.
Ah! Excuse me, Muhsin.
Where have you been?
Ah, apologies, Muhsin.
It's a brilliant idea to invite Talat
to the first show. I'm expecting high ratings.
Give Sevda my regards.
Some things happened in the traffic,
with that rascal, Talat.
And I made a complaint about him.
We went to the police station.
Then I got a car to not be late.
I know, Talat told me about it.
How did that rascal make it here before me?
Also, get yourself an assistant already.
But I have an awesome director here.
She deals with everything.
-Nalan.
-But it's true, Ece. What can I say?
Nalan.
Nalan, things are not
how they used to be since you left.
It's been 2 years.
And you suffered a lot.
I can't even deal with everything that's
going on. A new thing pops up every day.
YouTubers, TikTokers, influencers...
My audience is set, Ece. I don't care about
whatever is happening on the internet.
But they'll be your audience soon.
Fine, we brought one here as a sample. Meral's
son is a YouTuber, isn't he? You told me so.
What are you gonna do without me?
Let's go.
Professor sa, also, is it a sin
that my name is not in the Quran?
Can we talk about that after the meeting?
Doctor Dndar published an article
about this matter some time ago.
I suggest you take a look at that.
We detected significant
distinctions in the gene maps...
...of people whose
names aren't in the Quran.
Is this for real, doctor?
Is that a bad thing? Why
did you look at me like that?
Doctor Dndar, my son's
name is brahim Sarper.
As far as I know, brahim is mentioned in the
Quran, but we always call him Sarper.
I hope this won't be a thing.
Okay, we don't have enough time.
And I see that you have
introduced yourselves already.
You have reached your destination.
I am very, very sorry. I
apologize to all of you.
These navigation apps are like this. You think
you turn them off but they don't turn off.
So, we don't have big changes in our concept.
Only one new member has joined us.
-Welcome, Sarper.
-Hello.
-The one that will act in Time to Time?
-She's in wardrobe. Will be here soon.
-She's here.
-Come in.
Hello.
Hello, have a seat, Filiz.
Should she also have glasses?
Some cheap one. With thick lenses.
-Can you act with glasses?
-Yes, of course.
And a mole. I think that'd be enough.
Here you are.
Hi.
After I say welcome to everyone,
we'll listen to Talat's song.
Then we will do Time to Time.
-You must have read the scenario.
-I did, yes, I know.
Nalan, could you please explain to us, too?
What happens in Time to Time?
No big deal, something simple.
-Did you write its script, too?
-Yeah.
Nalan, please don't get me wrong.
Talat is not an outsider.
But I think you shouldn't be this hard
on yourself. You had some hard times.
And you haven't been in touch with your
audience for a long time.
You haven't been able to come
to the hospital to congratulate us.
And now you'll have a 4 or 5 hour-long
show, its preparations, its this, its that...
At least, you should hire someone
to help you for a few weeks.
I'm telling this to you both as a brother,
and a...
Thank you, Doctor Dndar.
We can go on.
I'm sorry.
But have we ever worked with you before?
I feel like I know you somehow.
She can't be on the show she had before.
No, not like that, Nalan.
We worked together long ago, at Krk Kavak
-Did you play in Krk Kavak?
-Yes.
This courtyard, this mansion, this room.
I'd never thought they
would be like this, Derin.
I'd never thought anything would be like this.
Could it be because of the dresses?
Day and night, we dress as if
there's a circumcision party in the house.
Look at us.
What happened to us, Yaz?
We lost our souls, Derin.
Our roots, you, me, all of us.
I can't recognize myself anymore.
Please, shush.
Don't talk like that.
I wouldn't let you forget.
If you wish, I could cook
tarhana soup every day.
Chickpeas, cacik, whatever you like.
What's the point if you do, Derin?
I have to eat 2 spoonfuls of food
and leave the table in a rush.
I live hungry in my own mansion for 24 hours.
-But how will this last, Yaz?
-I'm leaving your medicine here, sir.
Cut
KIRIK KAVAK
The maid entered early.
Your line is after the maid.
No, I'm talking. Then you summon the maid.
Then she comes in.
I told you not to drink at this hour.
Look at your eyes!
Nalan, Nalan.
We had changed that scene.
And you said you looked at it.
It's not that. The maid walked in early.
That's why I got confused.
Okay, Nalan, so what?
The scene is flowing. Try to work with that.
Work what, excuse me
but why do I have to work with that?
Find better extras for this.
I study my lines day and night
and an extra comes
and fucks up the scene. Yeah, right.
Day and night? Study?
Ece, come on, we have
tons of scenes to shoot today.
Alright, Muhsin, sir, I'm rolling right away.
Okay, rolling.
3.2.1. Action.
Ah! Krk Kavak. I used to love that series.
It was a really good series.
Right, it was really good. So good that
it only lasted 3 episodes.
We changed 3 maids in 3 episodes.
Yes, Nalan, you were telling us
about the script. Please go on.
Yes. After the commercials,
we listen to another song from Talat.
Then I check Meral's dish.
By the way, I have a question.
What is it?
What are you cooking?
Pilaf but from bulgur.
Rice is bad for Nalan.
Why did you ask? You
have nothing to do with it.
No reason, I was just curious. Like, is
it Turkish cuisine, is it fusion cuisine?
Like, they make those different sauces, etc.
Alcohol, for example. Is there alcohol?
Don't get me wrong. I'm just asking because I
wouldn't want there to be a problem
Since Professor sa is a religious person.
Why did you bring up alcohol, Talat?
This is a morning show. It airs on TV.
Is this it now? Is this the problem now?
Nalan, dear, we're running late.
We need to get everyone into makeup, come
on!
NEITHER ME TO YOU
NOR YOU TO ME
Put your hands in the air.
THE LONGING IS OVER, NALAN IS HERE
Please welcome, Nalan Kazak!
NALAN KAZAK IS IN THE STUDIO
WITH HER NEW LOOK
Come here. Oh, look at this beauty!
Ma shall ah.
My only ones.
My darlings, my sweeties.
My cuties in front of their TVs.
Welcome to my show, to your show,
to your homes.
A SPECIAL DESIGN FOR NALAN
FROM QUEEN ELIZABETH'S DESIGNER,
ZEYNEP KARTAL
Nalan, you look fabulous blond.
-You look great, Nalan, we love you.
-We love you, Nalan.
I'd die for you.
Ah, how much I've missed you!
I wanna eat you up! My dearests!
Okay, second camera.
Fourth camera, let go of that ladle.
Don't lose Nalan.
NALAN EMBRACES HER AUDIENCE
My faithful friends, apples of my eye.
Can I get huge applause for
Turkey's best crew?
MERAL'S VERY SPECIAL
BULGUR PILAF... COMING UP NEXT!
I want to give a big hug to my dear Meral.
Nalan, maybe we should start with a bismillah.
It's the beginning of the season after all.
I'm so sorry, professor, I got carried away.
We're listening to you now.
NEW SEASON BISMILLAH
FROM PROFESSOR ISA
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
Ok, that's it. I said it already.
Hah, right.
-What should I do? Read the whole Quran?
-Sorry, professor.
Amen.
My red-cheeked, rose-faced,
sweet-tongued, dear Meral, welcome.
Hello, Nalan.
Meral is again going to
make us some interesting...
...delicacies today, each
different from the other.
And she has another surprise for us this year.
Do you remember, ladies, that years ago
Meral brought her son here,
and while he was playing here, he knocked
down our table and the counter top with his
ball?
Sarper, brahim Sarper.
Yes. So, that kid has grown up,
and his ball also grew up.
And now he's here with us.
A big applause to Sarper.
IBRAHIM SARPER JOINS
NEITHER ME TO YOU NOR YOU TO ME
Sarper has a YouTube channel, ladies.
Are you on the air, too?
Yes, we're also on the air on my channel.
Wait, how was it?
Hi, guys. Welcome to Sarper's channel.
-What?
-Hit man.
-Huh?
-Hit man.
-What?
-Hit man, Hit man.
Hit me?
Hit man, Hit man.
Ah, why don't you say so?
Hi guys,
welcome to Hit man's channel.
We will talk about what Sarper is doing
on his channel, ladies.
Ah, we're gonna talk about lots of things.
Oh, today I'm very excited.
Talat, what are you doing
here? You will be on soon.
Nalan, dear.
Before you start,
I honestly want to say something.
Of course, if Professor
sa bothers to allow me.
Me allowing you? You already jumped into the
conversation out of the blue.
Go on from there.
Right out of the gate! Start
talking smack right away.
Look who's talking! Impulsive doctor.
Did you leave home without
ablutions this morning?
And did you take your
blood pressure medicine?
-Seems like you didn't.
-Aww.
Oh, ladies, for God's sake,
who can tell that they are twin brothers?
She blamed herself for the accident.
I mean, the death of her husband.
She kept saying: I wish I'd been driving.
She refused to go on meds. I was so scared
that she'd do something bad to herself.
Thankfully, Prof. sa and Dr. Dndar
never left her alone.
Look at her. As if it's her first show.
So nervous.
Ah, aren't they cute?
That's why she wanted you in the first episode.
Alright, you speak the whole day.
Okay, we thought it'd be
advertisement for both of you,
but I know her real reason.
She wants to feel safe.
You're gonna dive in as you wish, get in,
get out. Everybody will spin around you.
Dndar, you've become an old man but you
haven't given up on your sauciness.
Let it go, professor,
for God's sake.
You act like a big brother just
because you're 4 minutes older than me.
Just act like a big brother.
Shame on you! Shame on you!
I sold my shirt for you to have an education.
Who did you sell it to? We all know that you
gave it to the nylon seller.
To get stupid lunch boxes.
I was filling them with
food to put in your bag.
Why would you do that?
Guys, guys.
-Yes, Nalan.
-Sorry, Nalan.
Trust me, I wouldn't
want to interrupt this sweet...
...conversation of yours, but
I have another sweet guest.
I would like to invite him now.
Alright. Who is coming?
So handsome,
making young girls' heart jump with his looks,
and making us jump with his songs
With his song,
Run Away, You Punk, Talat is coming.
Bravo.
Go show your support.
"TALAT'S NEW SONG:
""RUN AWAY, YOU PUNK""!"
Your job is to smile
I don't trouble my head with it
There's nobody more chill than me
When the others are going to the space
I'll put you deeper in this place
I'm Talat ri, you heard me
I don't fear, there's no reverse in my gear
Our goal is to go forward, as you see
Run away, you punk, or get crushed by me
Have you started it again?
Yes.
Shame on you, Nalan!
You'd been doing well for months,
but look at you now.
What?
It's the show's stress, isn't it?
We both know what's next.
Don't make me say it here, Nalan.
Ece, what are you talking about?
-Didn't you say you'd started smoking?
-Yes.
And she says it like a normal thing.
She's started!
I said I didn't, Ece. Stop asking
all the time. There's no such thing.
Are you okay?
And she says, is it the show's stress?
What has happened now?
Talat's songs and moves
are pleasing me greatly.
What?
Don't cut the broadcast. Stay with me.
Nalan, don't! Everyone is ready. Don't ruin the
flow, Nalan, don't ruin the flow. Nalan.
What is Pishti, let's play Rummy
Free of charge from trump to penalty
A robe de chambre or a scarf
Keep your eyes open, this is a trap
Even if the king comes, I don't give a crap
This is my jungle, my place
Stay away from me, this is also a trap
Talat ri is coming, run away, you punk
Don't wear a robe de chambre, Talat ri is
coming, run away from the booby traps, you
punk
Dear Talat, how meaningful these lyrics are.
Welcome.
Hi.
Talat, you know what I wonder the most?
It is difficult to write
normal lyrics. We all know that.
I respectfully bow down to our masters
like Sezen Aksu and others.
To give an example,
You're like the dew on a grape, Firuze.
How sincere, how emotional and how touching
those words are, aren't they?
I mean, how difficult it is to come up
with these lyrics. I'm trying to say that,
it's hard to write a song.
Is it harder for rappers?
Is it more difficult to write rap songs?
How do you write these lyrics?
Shortly, Firuze is not written by Sezen Aksu.
What?
It's by Aysel Grel.
You know, my first genre was pop. I mean, I
came out with pop songs before this album.
But before I switched to rap...
Before you get to rap, I
want to switch to Prof. sa.
Please don't forget your words, dear Talat.
Professor, is there a place for
different types of music in our religion?
I mean, can a religious person,
like a Muslim person, be judged
by the music type they listen to?
Don't ruin the flow, Nalan.
Talk to Filiz, you're at Time to Time.
Well, now, music is a different issue.
What did Talat just say in his song?
This is my place.
Human kind, before the universe is created...
Professor, before the universe is created,
I want to go near my dear Meral.
Because I smell something delicious.
Yes, my dearest, what have
you cooked for us today?
Talat, you can go on, by the way.
I'd like to, dear Nalan, but...
now that my masters are here, it's not my job
to talk about the creation of the universe.
No, dear Talat, I'm not talking about that.
I was talking about, is there a place for
different music types in our religion?
I'm kidding.
-What was this now?
-A joke.
Yes, dear Meral. I see
that you're cooking pilaf.
Could you tell us about it a little?
I'm sure our audience in front of
their TV' s are very curious about it.
What kind of a pilaf is this?
This pilaf is a type of bulgur pilaf
as we call it in Anatolia.
So, we grab our onions.
But before we grab our onions, you should tell
us the ingredients, right?
Of course.
When you're telling them,
I want to talk to Hayriye.
Ladies, Hayriye has a heartbreaking story.
Believe me, you'll be
touched by it after you hear it.
Maybe we'd be the voice for her cry,
or the light for her darkness.
Yes, dear Hatice, could
you tell us about yourself?
Could you share your heavy
and tragic story with our audience?
Dear Nalan, before you start that, do you
mind if I sincerely cut in to say something?
No way, doctor, who are you
to cut me off? Don't be stupid!
Whoa!
Nalan, have you lost your mind?
Nalan, my dear girl, let's listen
to Hayriye first. We can talk later.
No, professor, I don't
understand what just happened.
Then let's give Nalan Kazak
a big uplifting applause, right?
To get over the first episode's excitement.
Big applause!
Big applause!
Nalan, wrap up from here.
Go back to the story, do something.
Yes, dear, go on.
I don't know where to start, Nalan.
We came here from Yozgat 3 years ago.
My husband,
I mean, my spouse left home for work one day.
It turns out, he didn't go to work.
So he lied to you!
-Yes, yes.
-Then, where did he go?
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Filiz.
Hayriye, I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
As you see, this story is
deeply touching for everyone.
Our guests are also into it.
Go on, dear.
I didn't know where he went.
I don't even I don't even care.
I'm angry that he lied to
me. That's my main issue.
And then?
So he had an accident on his way.
Nothing had happened to him.
But he also lied to the
policeman at the hospital.
It turns out, he had drunk alcohol.
And driven drunk that day.
You see, a spouse that
lies all the time, ladies.
But I had no idea
about all these things.
Policeman came and explained
it when he wasn't home.
My goodness, then he
came home. Drunk again.
Oh dear.
Before I could say anything, he started yelling
at me and then slammed the door and left.
I don't know where he went.
For God's sake, Nalan, I beg of you
Please, I want my husband,
I mean my spouse, to be found.
I say please. I'm a very jealous woman.
So, this is all about jealousy.
The other things are just fiddle-faddle.
Nalan, ask her a few questions.
Do something, or he's gonna ruin it.
Yes, we really don't know what to say, ladies.
You see.
As it's time, Dr. Dndar,
we've started to smell the onions.
I had read an article saying that cooking
bulgur and onions together is unhealthy.
Could you tell us about this a little?
What now, for God's sake?
Pardon me?
I'm asking about the way
the metabolism works, doctor.
Now, metabolism is a technical word,
I wanted to make it simpler.
For our audience to understand easily.
Oh, now, dear Nalan,
onion is a really good vegetable that helps
the human body with its molecular balance
Talat dear, do you like
onions? Oh, I love it, ladies.
I can't even think of a life
without onion or garlic.
Some people may say that it smells, but what
do they say? Every rose has its thorn.
Right?
Talat dear, about lyrics.
For example, can you write some lyrics about
onions? Anything that says onions?
First of all, dear Nalan, our audience may have
missed it, but you just made a perfect joke.
Like, you said onions, and you said roses...
Like, onions have smell,
roses also have smell...
Nalan made it.
What was this now, dear Talat?
I mean, you ask something.
As I'm trying to answer,
you come up with something else.
But wait a minute, wait a
minute, I don't accept this.
I've been a host for many years.
I've never seen such a thing.
Dear Nalan, let's calm down.
Talat didn't mean anything bad.
Prof. sa, please, I
don't accept this attitude.
Right, ladies?
Yes.
-Of course not.
-She's right.
-Yes.
-No way, you're right.
Also, Prof. sa, I want to ask you. What
are the rules for guests in our religion?
So, you come to my place...
What did I just do?
Professor, thank God, I'm a Muslim, too.
So you neither let me talk nor...
Look, please, no, no. I can't take this.
Tell me if I'm wrong?
Nalan dear, our onions have turned pink...
And she's still talking about onions...
Thanks for reminding me of the onions.
You call yourself a rapper.
I asked you to write a song about onions.
But you couldn't.
Because it doesn't work that way.
What do you mean?
You tell us, doctor.
Doesn't it work that way?
I'm asking in terms of the human brain.
Now, dear Nalan,
Doctor, excuse me for interrupting.
You excuse us, madam. We can't deal with
ten different things at the same time.
And you can hardly do that, anyway.
Doctor, by the way, I
respect science. Forgive me.
Now I'm told that we need to go to commercials.
But I don't want to.
The whole of Turkey has to see this.
Look ladies, this man, Talat ri
who calls himself an artist,
was driving without a licence today,
did you know that?
Also...
Nalan, I'm cutting the broadcast. Enough.
Also, he was drunk. He was driving without a
license and he was drunk.
Professor, what's penalty for slander in Islam?
What's the slander, huh? What's the slander?
I just asked you a couple of questions.
And you couldn't give any answers.
I asked you to write a song but you couldn't.
It's clear that you're not yourself.
I'm calling my director.
Don't cut the broadcast, Ece.
Now I'm facing violence on live TV. I want 85
million people to see this scandal.
Ladies, ladies, excuse
me. Excuse me, one second.
This Nalan Kazak that you trust so much,
is an imposter!
Everything about this woman is fake.
Her looks, her dress,
even the mole on her chin.
She's in fact an actress.
Her real name is Filiz.
What?
Why are you talking like that, dear? What did
I do to you? Why would I lie?
Even inviting me to your show is a scam.
Ex-lovers are supposed to come together.
And you'll feel sorry for us and say,
Aw, I hope they get back together.
And ratings will go high,
so this lady will make tons of money.
Shame on you!
Did you lie to us?
Really shameful.
Of course, ladies, of course.
I've spent my life lying to you.
Would you believe me
rather than this honest gentleman?
She totally lost it.
Nalan, dear, seems like we're a little tired.
Shall we cut to commercials?
Prof. sa, you're dumber than you've ever been.
I'm sorry but I think we
have to cut to commercials.
Because I don't want
anyone to see the kindness of Talat...
...this honest,
respectable and smart man.
Nalan, would you like to
drink some water, dear?
Ah, my dear Meral, may your hands break.
It's really fucked up of you.
She swore!
Get out Nalan, out!
Nalan out!
Nalan out!
Ah Meral, what's happening, for God's sake?
Why aren't you talking?
Professor.
Doctor, I'm terribly
sorry. I was angry at Talat.
That's why I didn't stick to the script.
-Ece.
-Nalan, don't!
Don't even say another word. Keep quiet now.
What the heck are you doing here?
This is all your fault. Douchebag!
Watch your language!
Fuck off!
You fucked up my life, you fucked up my show.
Fuck off from my channel.
If it wasn't for Muhsin's sake, I wouldn't even
put up with your libellous words for a second.
I am very sorry.
The show is cancel led. Everyone
will be paid for one episode.
You, however, will probably owe us money,
to the channel, I mean.
We're suing you. Is there anything else you
have to say while everyone is here?
Muhsin, sir. Muhsin, sir.
Stop it, Nalan. Forget about me,
or the channel, or this or that.
How will you pay for the things
you've done to sa and Dndar?
Seems like we meant nothing to you.
Come on, Nalan, tell us honestly. We mean
nothing to you, do we?
Doctor, you...
Prof. sa, you ruined my life,
I owe you nothing. You mean nothing.
Why didn't you follow the script?
I know how to control myself very well.
I'm not gonna apologise for that.
Talat helped me keep calm. I'm thankful for
the day he came into my life.
Talat ri?
It's me.
You're being investigated for drunk driving.
You have to come with us to the precinct.
Turkey's most trusted host, isn't she?
Until the prosecutor sees
what happened in the show.
Man, can we have a photo?
What the hell are you doing?
Turn around, idiot.
Take all your junk and fuck off.
Liquor Store
Did you stay somewhere again?
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Let me see your chest
Let me see your chest
You stole my heart
You stole my love
You stole me
You stole my heart
You stole my love
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
How sweet is your glance
How seductive are your eyes
They enchant my love, leave me speechless
Those womanizer words
Those womanizer eyes
Being stuck to you
My heart misses you
Waits and misses, waits and misses
Let me see your chest
Let me see your chest
You stole my heart
You stole my love
You stole me
You stole my heart
You stole my love
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
So, now it's time for the news
that fell like a bomb.
Well-known host Nalan Kazak's new show
has just started today.
After a long time, as you know.
Nalan Kazak, dear listeners,
treated her guests
extremely rudely today in her show.
And of course, the live show was cut.
We saw what happened after that on a
YouTuber's channel that was live streaming
there.
Unbelievable. Now I'm
gonna play some parts of it.
Dear Nalan, before you start that, do you
mind if I sincerely cut in to say something?
No way, doctor, who are you
to cut me off? Don't be stupid!
Nalan, dear, seems like we're a little tired.
Shall we cut to commercials?
Prof. sa, you're dumber than you've ever been.
I'm sorry but I think we
have to cut to commercial.
Is he telling the truth,
Nalan? What is he saying?
Oh, Nalan
Of course, ladies, of course.
I've spent my life lying to you.
Would you believe me
rather than this honest gentleman?
Nalan, would you like to
drink some water, dear?
Ah, my dear Meral, may your hands break.
It's really fucked up of you.
Hi guys, welcome to my channel.
You saw what happened on my live broadcast.
Now, I'm gonna tell you
the things you didn't see.
Can I see your documents, Nalan?
Of course not!
You were using your phone while driving.
We need to take legal action.
Well, ehm, there was an
emergency. That's why I...
Nalan Kazak is really a two-faced person, guys.
She was very kind to us before the show.
But when it started, we all saw her real face.
My son follows that Sarper guy, too.
It's gonna be tough for you.
It's not like that. There are things
I don't understand. I'm seeing them just now.
Don't be ridiculous, Nalan.
Weren't you at the show?
No, of course I wasn't, but...
Please don't mock me.
You said you weren't at the show.
What?
Did I say I wasn't at the show?
When?
Officer, isn't it Nalan Kazak?
No, no, you're wrong.
That's right. Nalan Kazak.
I understand it. You may try to hide your name
because of the recent events
But not this way, Nalan.
What did I just say, officer?
Officer, I don't really understand
what you're talking about.
And I don't understand
what you are talking about.
Why are you trying to
mislead my associate?
I totally understand what you mean.
I tried to mislead.
Are you drunk, Nalan?
Yes!?
Please get out of the car.
I need to run an alcohol test.
You drink in the middle of the day...
Officer!
...and you drive in traffic.
And you confess that right to my face.
Get out of the car this instant, please.
If you have to take an action, check
if I have a fire extinguisher or something.
Why are you lying, officer?
Lie? Madam, didn't you
just say that you had alcohol?
Yes!
Blow, please.
There's no alcohol.
I told you I didn't.
-Can you blow again, please.
-No!
Madam, are you mocking me?
Yes!
I'm taking legal action
for resisting the police.
I am taking I am pressing
charges against you.
Look at this treatment I'm facing in the middle
of the road. Please tell me your badge number.
Pardon me.
Do you need a tow truck, officer?
Why don't you mind your own business?
Erhan, mind your own business.
I'll call you if necessary.
-Right!
-Why so harsh, officer?
I saw you on my way and wanted to ask.
Don't ask, Erhan.
Don't ask. I'm already dealing
with a crazy woman here. Just don't.
Did you call me crazy? Excuse me.
Could you be a witness to this, please?
I'm making a complaint about this office.
Ma'am, please stop talking nonsense
and making me angry.
Wait a second.
You just asked me are you drunk
and I replied as yes, is that so?
Yes.
If there's alcohol, then I'm towing for sure.
Erhan, look,
I'm about to unleash my anger on you.
The legislation says so, officer.
If there's alcohol, then it's towed.
Erhan, don't make me
beat you. Go to the garage.
Get the tea ready.
I'll stop by some time.
Why did you get mad, officer?
I'm trying to do my job here.
Sir, what are you doing?
We were supposed to go to the other side.
I asked you left or right,
and you said right, Nalan.
Our chocolate cakes' are
on sale. Would you like one?
Yes, please.
I said I'd like one, didn't I?
UNBELIEVABLE SCANDAL ON LIVE SHOW
I'm proceeding with
your application, Nalan. Do you approve?
No.
But I can't proceed without
your approval, Nalan.
Madam, are you there?
SHE WAS EVERYONE'S' BELOVED
Nalan.
Do you want to save your
changes to this document?
Don't save.
OUTSIDE ALPER KUL
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor, please, we need to talk.
I congratulate you on your new place.
Could you let me pass, madam?
Madam?
Is it gonna be like this now, doctor?
Doctor, doctor, it might be an illness.
That's why I acted that way.
I mean, I guess. I don't
know. I read it online.
Then you should've ordered your meds online.
See your family doctor. We can proceed
with your treatment once you get your referral.
I did go to the family doctor,
but I don't have insurance.
Since I'm fired from the channel.
They cancel led my insurance.
You're an experienced presenter, Nalan.
I'm sure you've applied for other channels.
You did, right?
No, no, doctor, I didn't.
I mean, I said I didn't, didn't I?
It's not like that. I did apply, but...
Muhsin had contacted his friends at other
channels, and said don't give Nalan any job.
No way!
Is Muhsin such a man?
You know him, too, doctor.
Muhsin is actually an unforgiving,
unkind-hearted, selfish, terrible man.
You are talking about a
man who has trained you.
I wonder what you're saying about us
behind our backs.
I said some bad stuff again, didn't I?
Doctor, doctor, this is what
I'm talking about. The illness thingy.
-Doctor.
-Good morning, doctor.
When I'm asked...
When I'm asked a question,
this happens, doctor.
This is for doctors, The other way, please.
-Hello.
-Can I help you?
I'll have a guest. Please send him
to my room when he arrives.
-Of course, doctor. Please go on.
-Thanks!
I wanted to have a health check.
Okay, can I have your ID number, please?
I'm here to see Professor Dndar.
Did you get an appointment?
I did.
But I don't see your appointment.
Oh, no?
So, can I get an appointment now?
I have a terrible headache.
I heard good reviews about Prof. Dndar
about this brain things.
Nalan.
Nalan, you...
Yes.
But there's a problem, Nalan.
Dr. Dndar set a strict rule.
We can't accept you in this hospital.
How come?
Is it gonna be like this now?
He said all that bad stuff about Muhsin.
Dr. Dndar?
Then, where is that one?
The place where you talk
about religious things.
Like, they give you some things
like counselling or support.
To patients etc.
I guess they also teach some prayers.
Felak, Nas, etc.
Nalan, madam, please. I can't help you.
Nalan, Nalan.
Nalan, ma'am.
Security!
Security, stop her. Stop her!
In the elevator, in the elevator.
Ma'am, wait!
Wait, you can't. Ma'am, wait.
Wait, stop.
I'm screwed!
Excuse me.
-On which floor is Prof. sa's room?
-Internal medicine is on the 4th floor.
No, not the internal medicine.
Are you asking for the theologist sa?
No.
Internal medicine is on the 4th floor.
Sorry, I got confused for a second.
Well, I want to get some counselling.
But out psychological counsellor is
Dr. Ayfer, not Prof. sa.
No, no, not psychological counselling.
Do you need spiritual counselling?
Okay, now, let me ask
clearly. You can answer later.
Where is the theology professor sa?
Are you asking for his room or his polyclinic?
They say they're trying to raise
the levels in a few days.
Come in.
Prof. sa, firstly, congratulations!
You really have a beautiful hospital.
Makes you want to become a patient.
Let me sit right here.
But when it's said like
that, you may get it wrong.
Everything is already wrong with me, anyway.
Professor, I'm so apologetic to you, too.
I just tried to talk to Dr. Dndar.
But he
But we're in the middle
of a session right now.
Really?
Professor, so you accept
me? I'm very, very thankful.
Professor, trust me, I
haven't been able to talk...
...to anyone for days. I
don't know what I'm doing.
I'm very desperate, professor. Only you can...
Dear Nalan.
Nalan, madam, I'm trying to tell you
that I'm not available.
And even if I was...
Please.
What the hell are you doing here?
What? My spirituality is ruined because of you.
I'm getting counselling from Prof. sa.
As if you had any spirituality.
Of course I do. Should I read Subhaneke?
But dear Talat, it's not done like that.
Yes, professor, that's what I'm talking about.
Can it be done with only one Subhaneke?
But professor, she's stepping
in between God and me.
There's nothing I can do for you, Nalan.
I know, professor, I...
Dr. Dndar placed a ban on me.
Everyone can make mistakes.
No, professor, don't say that.
Dr. Dndar knows the best, of course, but...
I was mistaken, professor. Forgive me.
It's not only about me.
Am I supposed to apologise to him?
But, professor, I can't continue
this under these circumstances.
Ugh, what? Your stupid
session can wait a little.
Watch your words!
We're in a religious environment right now.
Dear Talat, shall we please continue?
Yes, professor.
Professor, let's pretend she's not here.
She'd talk and talk and leave in the end.
Professor, lastly you were
saying 3 Kulhu 1 Elham.
Isn't it Nalan?
Yes!
-Take it, take it.
-I am, I am.
Salad for 115 is ready.
Madam, could you please
be a little more careful?
Ah, sir, I'm not sorry.
I'd do it again if I could.
Dear Meral, let me help you.
Step aside.
There.
You need to take that one down first.
I feel so ashamed. Please forgive me.
Let's talk about it later.
We should finish this first.
You're a really good person.
I'd do whatever you want.
I only ask for your forgiveness.
I did something wrong.
I'm sorry, I just...
You should've taken the sunglasses off first.
I caused trouble out of nowhere.
It's all because of this
thing that happened to me.
But I'm going to make
you forgive me, I promise.
Customers are being disturbed.
We have known each other
for years, Meral, please.
You ruined it by fucking it
up on live show, madam.
I'd do whatever you want me to.
Whatever you both want.
Anything for you to forgive me.
Give plates to table 22.
Dear Sarper.
Let me work here, huh? Until you forgive me.
I won't ask for insurance. Just for food.
Wouldn't rice pilaf disturb you, Nalan?
We're not making bulgur anymore.
But it was your special, Meral.
Mezzes for table 22.
Alright, I'm taking them.
Excuse me, which one is table 22?
-Are these for table 22?
-No.
Didn't you say 22 just now?
Rfat!
Who's gonna fit into that house?
That table behind the pine tree.
Ah, thanks!
Here are your mezzes.
I'd like some chickpeas.
-And some bulgur with it, please.
-Unfortunately, bulgur...
What are you doing here?
I'm hungry.
You're following me,
aren't you? Tell me the truth.
No way! Go, do your job.
Or, come here, come.
This one lacks vinegar.
As if you know anything about mezzes. The
only thing you know is pilaf with chickpeas.
But I heard that Meral's bulgur is good.
I said there's no bulgur, none.
What kind of a restaurant is this?
A disgusting, terrible,
dirty restaurant. So what?
Nalan, we're at a decent place. The customers
are gonna hear you. What are you doing?
Look at how you're dressed first. Then turn and
look at all these terribly dressed customers.
Not everyone is a gentleman like you.
Madam, could you...
You're gonna destroy it here, too.
Oh no, pardon me.
It's because of something else. I think.
This guy just asked me a question.
Are you happy now?
You're ruining this nice
place because of a mezze.
Maybe I like it with more
vinegar, isn't it possible?
Nalan, please.
t's possible. Everything
has to be the way you like.
Perfect. Then I'd like some vinegar.
-Nalan.
-Just a second, Sarper.
Hold this.
Hold.
What are you doing? Look at
this situation I'm in because of you.
So what, huh? What?
It's just yogurt, you can wipe it off.
Agh, he's still saying yogurt.
Nalan.
Ece.
Ece.
Ece.
I can see you, you're home.
Please answer the door, and the phone.
Ece.
Ece.
Nalan. What are you doing?
In the middle of.. Look at you!
It's no big deal. Yogurt stain. Is it so...
Is it so obvious?
Nalan, Neighbors are gonna hear.
We'll be disgraced before everyone.
I have work to do.
How come? How come you have work to do?
I heard. You're fired, too.
Muhsin fired you, too.
Ece, I'm... I'm very, very sorry.
I didn't want to say it that way.
Look, that's why I'm here.
Ece, I'm not okay. I need help.
What?
I feel very well. My life is much better
without you, Ece. Please.
I see. You'll go on swearing every time
you see me. I get it.
It's not like that. Ece, look,
I'm so helpless right now.
I can't speak.
I have a hearing, I'll go there.
I'll ruin everything there.
If you don't help me.
Please, be by my side. You do me...
Nalan, get it already! I don't want you.
We're not friends.
Enough!
Oh, do you have a boyfriend now?
And you didn't say anything about it.
Ah, Nalan, neither your words make sense or...
Look at what you're doing.
Whoa!
No fucking way! You two, how do you...?
Ece, how could you do this to me?
What did she do, huh? What?
And do you even know
how bad vinegar smells?
Nalan, I'm begging you,
go away. Leave us alone.
Hey, check this, does it still smell?
Just fuck off!
Shame on you! Right in front of my eyes...
Let's go, Talat. Do we have to
deal with this at this hour?
Ece, does it still smell?
If it does, I'm gonna wash it again.
I wish you had a lawyer.
He was my lawyer.
I mean, he was the channel's lawyer, but...
after the incident...
Why didn't you find a lawyer?
I read your file. You are suing her for
non-pecuniary damages as the channel.
Yes, your honor.
Nalan, as you know, two
of your cases are merged.
The cases of resisting the police and the
non-pecuniary damages will be heard together.
But you didn't give any
written defence statement.
What? Does it work that
way? Could I do it in writing?
I'm so judge.
Sir, my honor apologies...
Apologies honor...
I'm very, very sorry.
I'm really sorry, sir.
I haven't been able to talk to anyone for days.
That's why that happened.
Now, if we go back to the other matter.
If I knew I could write it,
I could've explained
the situation there, but...
Could you cut it short?
There are so many other cases waiting.
Tell me.
Your honor, I have a problem.
What is it?
Come on, talk.
It's okay now.
Your honor, when I'm asked a question,
I give the opposite answer.
Opposite how?
Look, I don't care if
you're Nalan Kazak or not.
I'd write a report and
kick you out of here.
This is a courthouse!
Judges ask and you answer.
Say what you have to.
Now, your honor, honorable sir,
Whenever you or someone
else asks me a question...
...I tell the opposite
of what I'm thinking.
Without noticing it.
For example, let's say I feel upset.
If you ask me are you upset about something,
and I answer, no, I'm alright.
Or the waiter comes and asks, bulgur or rice?
I think that I'm saying
bulgur but I say rice. Apparently.
What if it's rice or bulgur?
What are you talking about? Say it properly.
I'm allergic to rice. It's bad for me.
Anyway, sir. I am unaware of what I say.
I assume I'm saying that but I realize it
when I watch the footage.
Anyway, I should cut it short.
Sir, I looked at that paper.
The paper that was sent home.
The channel is charging
me 1 TL for this suing thingy.
So I brought that money
with me, your honor. Here.
I've been behind this desk for 30 years,
but I've never seen such bullshit.
What the heck are you talking about?
You just asked a question.
Enough!
Look, now I'm going to ask you a question.
And you will give me the answer.
Are we clear?
Answer me, are we clear?
-No.
-What?
-No.
-What?
No.
Write down a record notice, right away.
Write down a record notice.
Your honor. Sir. Your honorable sir.
Well, I'm really, really sorry.
Well, miss, recording miss, you...
Long live justice!
Look, Nalan.
You may face a 14-day jail punishment
for resisting the police.
But I'll postpone this.
If you commit any crime, like, I don't know,
throwing a stone at somebody passing by, this
punishment will be applied right away.
Sir, why would I throw a stone at a passer by?
I'm not finished yet.
Look, legally, I
have to ask this.
Do you have anything to say on
your behalf about these claims?
I don't.
But this means you accept them.
No, your honor, of course I don't accept them.
Because you asked a question...
Argh! Record this, miss.
It is decided that; the
defendant Nalan Kazak is...
...sentenced to 14 days for
resisting a police officer,
her punishment is postponed for 5 years,
a doctor's report is needed
from full-fledged hospital
to decide if she's able-minded or not,
and the case is postponed until 22.02.2022.
I'm not crazy!
Thank you for meeting me.
We broke up here.
We didn't break up. You left me.
Are you drunk again? Like you were that day?
Talat.
I wasn't gonna ask questions, sorry.
I'm sorry, no questions.
Can I get your order?
-Later, bro. I'll call you.
-Okay.
Ece and I are not together.
A new show was starting at the channel,
we were gonna look at that.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
What can I do for you?
Well, pardon me. I'm
sorry, I'm not saying what.
I'm wondering what I can do for you.
Well, wait.
I wonder the answer for what I can do for you
at this point.
Okay?
But more importantly,
I don't know why I'd like to help you, Nalan.
Because you caused this problem to me.
You drove me crazy again with your attitude
that day. I lost my mind.
And I lost it for good, look at this.
There you go! Go ahead and blame me.
People are already playing my old pop songs
every here and there.
No one is following me anymore.
My career is ruined because of you.
Poor thing. As if you had a real career.
Nalan, I had 400,000 followers. 400,000!
Look, how many are left!
Here. I'm down to 14,141.
Wow, do you have 14,000 followers?
I even wonder if those are bots.
I post stories but nobody looks.
Ah, no. That happens to me, too.
You think you posted the story but it ends
up not being posted. Did you do the update?
Pardon me!
Sorry, I'm sorry. No questions. I'm sorry.
I won't ask questions. I'm sorry.
What am I talking about?
You are the one who should be sorry.
You are the one acting nonsense. It's always
the others that are wrong or mistaken.
Anyway, let's play your game
your way as usual, Nalan, right?
Let's play it your way as usual.
Now, you say the opposite of what you think.
When you're asked a question.
You tell the opposite of
what you think when asked a question,
you're fired from the channel,
your followers are down to 4K.
Your stories are not watched.
Your appearance is also
in bad shape, by the way.
Is it that bad?
What can I do for you? Go
see a doctor or something.
Doctors haven't been able to find a cure
for cold sores. There's no treatment, you know.
Actually, there's an ointment.
They say it helps with it.
There is, yes, I had looked it up, but...
Nope, I don't get it. I'm not asking any
questions but we still can't communicate.
Are we talking about the
cold sore now, Nalan? That..
We're talking about that problem of yours.
It has been so many
years but still, whenever...
...yo see me, you start yelling,
screaming, swearing.
You squeeze vinegar on me, etc.
And it stinks! It's fine if it didn't.
You don't say so when you're eating it.
Ah, come on!
Nalan Kazak decides on everything.
Nalan Kazak asks the questions.
She chooses the way. She
shapes the show's script.
Always, she does, always! Enough!
You asked me to come, I did, but all you do is
bragging I'm Nalan Kazak.
You saw it, too, Talat.
Neither friends nor family even look at my
face anywhere anymore.
I try to talk, make myself heard, but I can't.
Do you know how it feels to be unable
to explain yourself to others?
Even a little baby...
Even a little baby can
tell his problem by crying.
But whenever I'm asked, I tell the opposite
and say that I'm fine.
I lost anyone and everyone in my life.
I'm desperate, Talat, don't you get it?
Okay, you just explained it to me.
I mean, I know the truth.
We can go to a doctor. Or another doctor.
I can explain. Then they'd
tell us how to solve this.
I know what happened, Talat.
I was annoyed by you. I
meant bad. I slandered you.
That's why all these
stupid things are happening.
I haven't been able to get
my shit together since then.
I can't believe things I
have or haven't done.
I'm tired. I can't recognize myself. If you...
If you don't forgive me, it'll go on forever.
And ever.
I desert this. I desert all of this.
Well, Nalan.
It's deserve.
You just said I desert,
the correct word is deserve.
You know, I'm a rapper.
I pay attention to words. Sorry.
Nalan, don't be silly! Nalan, will you stop?
Nalan.
Nalan.
Nalan, will you stop? Don't be..
Nalan.
Nalan.
Nalan, could you stop?
And take this, we didn't drink anything.
Nalan, okay, I'm sorry. Yes, you slandered me.
My life turned upside down, but I don't know if
all of these things happened because of that.
All I know is, I'm desperate right now.
And I trust your honesty.
If it's gonna be solved like this, alright.
I forgive you, Nalan.
Okay, there's no problem.
Alright?
Did it work? Is it gone?
I don't know. We can give it a try.
I'm asking.
Do you find me handsome?
Okay, okay, kidding. Okay!
Now I'm asking normally. To see if you'll give
the opposite answer. Asking normally.
Who is the old rapper that you made
a fool of on live TV?
No, I I deserve it.
Nalan, just a second.
Nalan, there's a weird thing.
Now that you say the opposite of what
you're thinking when you're asked a question.
What about questions you
don't need to think about?
Like, your name, for example.
Okay. Give me quick answers.
What's my name?
Talat.
Correct.
Asking again. What's your name?
Nalan.
That's also correct.
Man, did it really work?
Really? Did I really answer
both of them correctly?
Yes.
Yes.
But wait a second.
You said Nalan but Nalan
is still Nalan backwards.
Like Talat.
That is the woman!
Madam, excuse me?
Alright guys, now we're after that woman. Look,
you can still see the scar from the coin.
Madam, this is a complaint about you.
Aaa, Nalan Kazak.
Nalan, ma'am.
Sir, I think you confused me with someone else.
Please, Nalan, My mom is a huge fan of yours.
Sir, I quit the show. Haven't you heard?
Don't mind me, Nalan.
And how could my mom know all these?
Please let me call her.
Just say hi. Is it okay?
I'm very available right now.
Please, can we do this right now?
Okay, guys, now I'm gonna show you that
woman who threw a coin at my head.
You see, she's cringe all over.
What the hell is cringe?
What's going on, brother?
Guys, I can't believe it. ri Talat is here.
He's a so-called rapper.
He says so, but his pop reveal
has come out recently, if you remember.
Why don't you come this way, brother?
You'll see. I'll show you what it means
to mess with Barracuda Arda, ri Talat.
You're done for.
I'll sic all my haters on you.
Turn off.
Fuck off from here.
Ah, my dear girl. I prayed for you all the time
when you had the accident.
Thank you, madam. Sir, what are you doing?
Nalan, you said you were available
and wanted to talk right away.
I don't know what just
happened. Should I hang up?
Don't hang up,
please, I'm begging you.
Oh, my pretty girl. Take care of yourself.
May you be safe.
You, too, madam, you, too.
Dude, what a stickler you are.
I said I don't want this. Please!
But Nalan, you said you wanted to talk to her.
I asked you if I should hang up
but you told me not to.
Nalan, would you like me to send you
this village's special honey?
Yes, ma'am.
Sir, can't we have some peace here?
I'm telling you, we're not
in the show. Are you drunk?
Did you call me drunk?
Yes, ma'am, of course I called you drunk.
Okay, brother, you see,
Nalan is not available right now.
Later...
Aunty, I'm kissing your hands, okay? Kisses.
Okay, brother, come on.
Maybe later. Come on, later.
Nalan.
Nalan.
Nalan.
I'm humiliated, I'm ruined.
You saw it. Is this life?
Nalan, every problem has a solution.
I promise you.
We will do whatever it takes.
Ma'am, didn't I tell you
that your punishment...
...will be valid even if you
commit a single crime?
What am I supposed to do? How is it gonna
work if I don't ask questions? This is a
courtroom.
Everything has a thing.
Arda Gencay made a complaint about you
for hurting him.
Do you have anything to say?
I mean, what do you have to say?
Ah, right!
Say what you have to about
Arda Gencay's allegations.
Your honor, I had money in my hand. A coin.
And I was angry about something...
What money?
Ah, Turkish money, of
course. What else can it be?
What can I do? You keep telling me
not to ask questions.
Is that easy?
Ah, no, no. I didn't ask.
Just a figure of speech.
You go on, tell us.
Your honor, I had brought that coin here.
You may remember.
So I threw that coin in the middle...
You know, the thing that has a fountain.
Ah, you're talking about that shopping
mall with water flowing in the middle.
-Yes.
-Wouldn't I know it? I know it very well.
My wife and I go there regularly.
-Really?
-Yes.
Didn't we ask for a psych evaluation report
from her? Huh? Hasn't it arrived?
Nalan hasn't gone to the doctor yet.
Your honor, I was going to, I was, but...
-Thank you, bro.
-No problem, man.
I'll write down the lyrics and send them
to you in the evening.
But it doesn't work that way. First, I need
to write the lyrics, then the beat.
Not like that, you're wrong, bro.
Is that it?
Absolutely, that is the beat
which really matters, your honor.
Your honor, you know, that melody in songs.
Like in rap music, etc.
-That's called the beat.
-What is this nonsense?
Really nonsense, your honor.
It's not the melody in songs.
The thing that is arranged according to
the rhythm, beat is that. It's called beat.
What do you know about it?
What are you talking about?
Enough!
What do you want, son?
I wanted to see a friend,
sir. I mean, your honor.
Thank you.
What's up?
Son, what are you doing? Huh?
Go sit there, at the back. Go.
Yes, what were we saying?
Discretion belongs to the
supreme court, your honor.
We know that. What was the issue?
This is a courtroom. You
can't speak as you wish.
Your honor, there was an
emergency, that's why.
Ah. Then why did you
waste your time outside the door?
Say what you have to.
You're totally right. Late justice
is not justice after all.
Record this, lady, record.
I can't deal with these maniacs.
Decision.
-Oh, no.
-Uhm, it's transmittable.
What?
Well, Nalan has an illness.
She answers the opposite.
I know, I know, but so what?
We thought she was the only one who had it,
but other friends have started to have it, too.
-What if we?
-No, no. You wouldn't have it.
It happens to people who eat pilaf.
Ah, come on! This pilaf thingy again?
Record, lady, record.
Defendant Nalan Kazak is sentenced
to 14 days for causing minor injury,
Your honor, if I may?
You may not.
-Have you recorded it?
-Your honor, my client Arda Gencay
declares that he's dropping his charges.
And I am notified right now.
Can it be notified via WhatsApp?
Ma'am, the man has dropped the charges.
The case is closed.
Why are you still asking
about hatsapp, fatsapp?
-Let's not be so harsh on her.
-You say the correct thing, Allah Allah.
Enough.
This case is closed.
But I didn't eat pilaf.
Why did it happen to me?
What pilaf, for God's sake, Nalan?
How can you get an illness from pilaf?
I mean, you can't get sick from pilaf.
There's no such thing.
Why not? It makes me sick.
Ah, come on, Nalan. I just made it up.
Take that thing off, we can't talk like this.
People recognize me. Then I get in trouble.
What?
Nobody sees you. I stay
away from my problems, easy.
Ece, you're asking questions even
in this situation. I can't believe you.
Talat told me about your problem. This
happened to you because you upset him.
I mean, you think that way.
Anyway.
So?
But Nalan, I told you. Whatever happened
to you, happened to Ece, too.
We made a deal about not asking questions.
I didn't ask a question, I said so.
You said so but it sounded
like a question to me.
Not like So, then we shall leave,
but like so, what are we doing next?
Why are we leaving? We just came here.
So, I upset you, Nalan.
I'm your old friend.
I didn't answer your calls.
I didn't answer the door.
I left you alone.
I did you wrong.
I upset you. So it happened to me, too.
Just like you.
Do you forgive me?
Alright, alright, alright. Now we do this.
You two ask questions, and I translate.
Because it's difficult like this.
Like, she'll ask, then the other
will get it wrong, then she'll answer.
It'll take so long. Ece
wonders if you forgive her.
There's nothing to forgive, Ece.
I have the same thing like you.
Also, forgiving doesn't
help. Talat and I tried it.
Did it not work?
Ece wants to know if the
thing we tried worked or not.
I only answered our names correctly.
Let's try it with you, too. What's your name?
She's asking for your name. But Nalan, we
talked about this, we tried and it didn't work.
Look, watch this. Ece, which city are we in?
-Istanbul.
-Istanbul or Ankara?
-Ankara.
-Right. See, Ankara.
He didn't listen to me.
Did you talk to Dr. Dndar?
Dr. Dndar, she says, maybe,
she says, can help, she says.
How hard is this!
But really. Doctor may be upset by her,
but why haven't you seen the doctor so far?
Alright, let's get another helmet.
Doctor, doctors.
Firstly, we appreciate it,
welcoming us in your place...
Talat, we spared 5 minutes for your sake.
Doctor, excuse me.
Right, doctor, whatever
the science says is right.
Now, doctor, my friends' condition is critical.
I witnessed it myself. Whatever had happened
to Nalan, has happened to Ece, too.
Doctor, I'm their speaker. Their translator.
Show us a way. Tell us something.
-I'm tired of this, doctor.
-So you want it for yourself, is that so?
No, no, doctor. For my friends. I was just...
Alright, Talat, alright. I tested you,
you don't have a problem. I got it.
Doctor, you have excellent techniques.
For a second, I...
Forgive me, doctor.
Doctor, do you have any
diagnosis for my friends?
Yes.
Are you serious, doctor?
No.
But doctor, we came
here to speak scientifically.
It's not hard to understand. Whatever happened
to Nalan has happened to Dr. Dndar, too.
As you see,
he gives the opposite answers to everything.
How is this possible, professor? Is this real?
No.
Prof. sa, for Allah's sake.
Look, pay attention to
this, professor. I said Allah.
We treated Nalan badly, like Ece.
That's what has happened to us.
Professor, are you answering the opposite, too?
No, dear, no.
He means yes.
Doctor, is this really possible?
I know it very well,
Nalan, I know it very well.
I don't get it if he knows or not.
Who is saying what here?
Doctor, so is there nothing to do?
We have given up searching long ago, Ece.
Wow, you can communicate
with each other perfectly.
So there's nothing
I can do. I'm out.
It doesn't go away by forgiving, does it?
It does, doctor, unfortunately.
-Alright, then scoot over, so I can lay down.
-Talat, stop it.
We're talking about something serious here.
You see, everyone's asking questions,
everyone's understanding one another.
What can I do?
I should let it go, too.
What can I do, Nalan? How are you, Nalan?
How's it going, Nalan?
Would you like some pilaf, Nalan?
Oh!
What's happening?
I have her number.
Wow, you started to do
that thing without speaking!
You raised the bar to heaven.
Professor, forgive me.
I mixed the religious things with others.
I said heaven etc.
I can't take it anymore.
Nalan, show your powers already.
I'm starving.
Ah, Nalan, this is the issue now, isn't it?
Doctor, say something already.
Of course.
I say salad.
And soup is enough for me.
Come on.
We can put the helmets in the trunk, let's go.
Enjoy!
May God bless you, Meral.
I was craving for it but I couldn't have it.
The wall has needed fixing for so long.
Forgive me please.
What is there to forgive?
Meral did that, too, you see.
She's saying the opposite, I'm sure.
She'll ask for your forgiveness, wait for it.
Come on.
Go, go.
Say it.
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry for what?
I'm sorry, Nalan. Forgive
me for calling you cringe.
Guys, that's alright. The problem is solved.
Mine is 7 million, his is 1.5.
I'd make you a dislike maniac, if I want to.
Mine was around 500 thousand.
After our show, I gained
lots of followers, Nalan, you know, lots.
What the hell is cringe?
But, look
She's still asking in this situation.
Look, I swear I...
Nalan.
Guys, are you a gang or something?
What am I in? I don't get it.
Filiz, do you have this thing,
answering the opposite?
-No, I'm totally fine.
-Ma shall ah.
Doctor, I wanted to test it before you do it.
But doctor, does she says she doesn't
while she has it? I don't understand.
No, no, Talat, I'm really alright.
But, you, at the show...
Ah, no. Nalan didn't do that to you.
Wait a minute.
Maybe it's not only you
that I have to apologize from.
But Nalan, we talked about this.
Filiz doesn't have it.
We told you.
Or does she?
If you're talking about
the matter from years ago,
You're already my hero.
We will do the same show again.
But with a twist.
Backwards.
Huh, Talk bit by bit.
Make everyone wonder, what and how.
Make them ask tons of questions. Oh.
We will do everything's opposite.
If Talat came at the end, he will come first.
If we were sitting, we'll be standing. If we
were laughing, we'll cry. Or the opposite.
It wouldn't hurt to try.
I've never heard such an absurd thing.
Doctor, I'm trying so
hard not to ask a question
but doctor, what kind of treatment is this?
Please explain to me.
Experimental, son. Science has these.
Doctor, it's an experiment, alright, but
it doesn't sound very scientific to me.
I know, this is a very personal thing,
but I need you so much. More than ever.
Especially you.
Consider it as a final wish.
-We'll need to go into the channel building.
-I got that.
But cameras?
Let's say we found them. Broadcast?
Dude, I'm offended!
Wait a minute. So, we're
gonna make pirate TV?
But I'm a person
who has been against pirates all my life.
According to Nalan's theory,
we have to, dear Talat, yes.
So now it's a theory, doctor.
Everything is going
extremely scientifically, for fuck's sake.
Well, sorry Prof. sa, I just suddenly...
-Is everything ready?
-Ready.
Guys, I'm thankful for each one of you. I won't
forget about this favour you've done for me.
Don't mention it, Ece.
Are you recording?
Ece.
Yes, professor?
We're waiting for Nalan.
She's in wardrobe, she'll be here soon.
Talat.
Well, uhm, I sort of went against you
that day. Please forgive me.
Which day?
Oh, oh, in that show, I remembered.
What happened that day? I forgot about it.
I responded to you that way to not ruin
the flow of the show.
To not be in a sticky situation with Nalan.
You know, I'd put her in
a difficult situation before.
Nalan.
You look beautiful.
Nalan has always been beautiful, Ece.
The dress was not necessary.
Opposite.
But I think it's an original idea.
Awesome idea.
Ece.
Was the cold sore necessary?
Oh, oh, it wasn't there
that day. Ah, okay, opposite.
Okay, okay.
Ece, are we ready? Is everything?
Yes, the time is limited.
Then what are we doing?
Wrapping this up until the sunrise, right?
Alright. Now, at the end of the show,
I was sitting here.
So I should be standing up.
And Filiz has to be up.
Everyone else shall sit down.
Alright then. I start rolling. Sarper?
I'm ready.
Now, let's remember again.
I had an argument with Talat.
Here, we start by talking nicely.
In between things...
It ended as you were drinking water.
We should start with that.
Yes, doctor, I'll drink water.
Doctor.
I wonder if I should take out what I drink.
I mean, should I throw up?
Now that it's reversed.
At this point, either formal or experimental,
whatever it is, no more questions.
We do and move on. You'll be better.
I mean, you'll all be better.
Except Filiz, all of you.
Or whatever it is.
Don't mind me.
I'm just trying to let my hair down.
Stay strong, okay?
Look, we're all here for you
and we need you more than anything.
I don't need you, Talat.
I hate you.
I don't know what's gonna happen
here in a little while. I don't even care.
This is the only thing I care about right now.
I hate you, Talat.
You either really hate me
or your illness is getting worse.
Because I didn't ask you anything
but you...
It will ease up her mind.
Your hair is terrible, by the way.
With a dress like this...
I'm trying to say you
look beautiful, in reverse.
You'll soon see how beautiful I actually am.
Alright, take your places.
Ece, we're starting.
I'll get the earpiece. I know about the time.
You deal with it until then.
Okay, sitting ones, there. Standing ones, here.
We're starting with Meral bringing the water.
Doctor, now that it's the
opposite, should she crawl...
Never mind, okay.
Meral, you come walking normally.
Here.
Meral, dear, may God bless your hands.
How nice of you!
You used to not drink water, Nalan.
Meral, you can't even do it. You're so sweet.
Now, Prof. sa. You go, professor.
Dear Nalan, how energetic we are, aren't we?
Let's not cut to commercial and go on non-stop.
Wow, professor, you reversed it perfectly.
Now, it's my turn.
Professor, professor,
you are very kind, as usual, thank you.
But we don't need to cut to commercial. Really!
Because I want everyone to see the jerkiness of
this Talat, this lying, mean and dumb-ass man.
Well, no.
I said it according to the
plan. You know, reversed...
That's why I said so.
I want to turn to Filiz here,
excuse me, dear Talat.
Nalan, there's time for that.
Not Filiz, you should call her Hayriye.
One second, professor, excuse me.
Yes, Filiz, don't tell us.
Don't explain anything.
Well, I said it like that because it's
reversed. Now you'll tell us in reverse.
No need for an accent.
Talk normally, comfortably.
As you speak.
Accent, I said accent. It's called dialect.
Right? Or tone.
Since you're a rapper, you
must be good at vocabulary.
Alright, now, let's remember
the original order. He lied to you.
He had an accident on his way.
He had alcohol but lied to the police.
Then he had some more alcohol.
Then he came home,
screamed and yelled and left.
Now, what's the reverse of these?
Anger, alcohol, lie, accident, lie.
Is that okay?
Now, you were jealous, start from there.
I'm a jealous person. My husband was upset.
Then he got some alcohol.
He had an accident when he was drunk.
Is there anyone else in the car?
Is anyone else in the car?
-No.
-Yes, you'll say there was.
There was someone else in the car.
Yes. There was someone else in the car.
Okay, who was that? Was it you? Say quickly
because we have little time. Say it.
Okay, let's do it like this.
Tell it as if it was you
instead of your husband.
So, tell the opposite now.
Look, let me. Look now.
You had played at the beginning then.
Now you'll play at the end.
And you had played a slow song
but now it's gonna be
something upbeat, naturally.
Get into the role a little bit.
You can spice it up a little bit.
It wouldn't hurt to improvise that much.
I'm a jealous person.
I may even hold grudges.
I could never get over
the fact that he left me.
He had left me because of alcohol.
So, whenever I remembered that, I drank more.
The anger phase is over.
Now, alcohol phase.
My husband and I were gonna go somewhere
on one of those days I had alcohol again.
He asked me if I was
drunk, but I said I wasn't.
The lying phase is over, too.
The accident and second lying phases are left.
I was angry.
I got drunk.
I lied to my husband about it.
I got behind the wheel.
We had an accident.
We were thrown out of
the car to different sides.
My husband died.
But I survived.
After the accident, the police asked me
if I was drunk, but I also told them I wasn't.
I said, My husband was driving.
They didn't ask, but I said it.
Because I was pregnant.
I was gonna tell my
husband that day. I couldn't.
I couldn't tell the police
that I killed my baby, either.
Because I wanted to hate myself.
I wanted to hate myself until I died.
All because of you.
You know that, don't you? All because of you.
I got angry at you, so I got
married to a random guy.
I had a baby from him.
I got angry at you and got drunk.
I got angry at you...
2 innocent people died because of you, Talat.
All because of you.
All because of you.
Your illness is called aphasia, Nalan.
It's a trauma-based illness.
The things you think, and the things
you say or do don't match each other.
You don't notice that.
Your mind tricks you.
The first step for the treatment is
to find the trauma that causes it.
The findings about the
accident were not enough.
So we tried another way to find
the source of the trauma.
We left you alone.
Slanders or this or that.
You may call it remorse
or else, commune with yourself.
For you to find it out.
Also, it was triggered by Talat being there.
He needed to be around you all the time.
You know the rest.
So we wanted to play along with you.
It was an experimental thing like we just did.
You don't have to do this.
Nalan.
You're good.
I'm good, yeah, I'm good.
ISTANBUL POLICE DIRECTORATE
So sorry.
Actually, I hate you.
Please fuck off.
I wouldn't stay even if you tied me down.