Nightmare (2012) Movie Script
1
Help me!
- What took you so long?
- I was taking care of something.
- Is my bride ready to party?
- Did you forget? I'm your wife now.
But we'll have our wedding party
here and our wedding night.
- That's why you bought this cruise?
- I want to impress your friends.
But mostly I want that wedding night.
- Peppi.
- Oona!
Fantastic. You made it!
- I guess you're Sergey.
- That's me.
Where are the others?
An empty suitcase that you
can fill up on your way back.
A few bottles of booze
will definitely fit in there.
Your neighbour is a great guy
and knows best.
A great guy indeed.
I told you to remember to take
the keys from the hallway table.
- Why listen to me...
- I can pick the lock if need be.
You've been drinking.
You know it's...
It's a sacred combination.
Sea and booze, that is.
Amen to that.
Let's go.
Some gentlemen you are.
I'll help you.
They won't let you board.
For being drunk? That'll be the day!
I can't let you board.
What have I done?
I promise to go to bed early.
Please leave.
We'll look after him.
Our friend's wedding party is here.
I'm the best man so...
- I'll give a speech...
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to imply that
I care about your poor excuses.
He can only blame himself. Let's go.
Don't mind me.
I'll get on that ship somehow.
Great to see you.
It's been a long time.
That's my boyfriend Jiri.
Consider him your friend.
- Fantastic to have you all here.
- Except Joonatan.
- He got so wasted they didn't let him board.
- Oh no...
- He'll get on board somehow.
- How?
I don't know!
- What's that?
- A life raft. It's inflated before use.
Are we there yet?
What the hell's your problem?
Is this a joke?
I guess Joonatan didn't make it.
- Should we find our cabins?
- Yeah. Why wait here?
- Hi. Could you show us our cabin?
- Sure.
Oh, you're Mr. and Mrs. Kuula.
Congratulations.
Thank you for choosing
our cruise line. I'm Tessa.
- Well, aren't you enthusiastic.
- I'm new. I still have the energy.
But you're a welcome change -
to the bingo-playing pensioners
and rude teenagers.
- When is the bingo, by the way?
- I'll show you to your cabins.
This way.
- A beautiful view!
- Ocean view on both sides.
- If you need anything, call reception and ask for me.
- Thanks.
- Did you pack the camera?
- It's in the other bag.
Let's take photos of the ship
leaving. Did I say something wrong?
- No...
- Let's go then.
It's weird that you guys are married.
We were kids not that long ago.
How's your love life?
Help. That's Miro.
Jardin has a conference here.
I didn't realise Miro'd be here.
He's our old friend.
- Say hello.
- No way!
- You kissed and made up ages ago.
- But we haven't been in contact.
- Don't you want to know how he's doing?
- Fine, judging by his clothes.
You look fantastic.
Show him what he missed out on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the crew of
the Princess Maria welcome you...
Are you too successful
to say hi to your old friends?
- The number one team of Pihlajakatu.
- With an extra player from abroad.
- How come you're in Finland?
- Just visiting.
I have friends here, too. Kaukovaara!
What are you doing here, Sampo?
- I'm working.
- He's my employee.
- What are you doing here?
- My husband and I are on our honeymoon.
- Oh. You've been busy. I mean, congratulations.
- Thanks.
- Everything's ready.
- OK. Let's go.
- We must go. See you around.
- So long.
Japan is the next target of Jardin
cosmetics, like I mentioned before.
We're pioneers. We won't settle for
what we have already achieved.
That's why you're here.
Thank you.
- That was brilliant.
- Shoddy work on those PowerPoint slides.
- What do you mean?
- They looked cheap.
My bad.
I should've hired a professional.
Your marketing presentation rocked.
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Can I sit with you?
- Who knew we would meet here?
- Right.
- How're things back home?
- Dad flies, Aino is a chav girl, Otto's a nerd.
I guess I owe you another apology.
For trying to sabotage
all my relationships?
For everything.
I was an idiot,
but just a kid back then.
- I'm sorry, Peppi.
- I've done stupid things, too.
I can't afford to judge others.
- Let's be friends.
- Sure.
- Oh, I forgot to congratulate you.
- Thanks.
How did your love story begin?
Against all odds, so to speak.
- I might be buying a ring, too.
- For yourself or someone else?
- Tell me everything. Who is she?
- A nice girl.
- Those are the best.
- You're lucky in that regard.
I'm Peppi's half-brother
and know her well.
See you around.
I used the zombie's laundry turn.
No one can save me!
Oh no, look at that.
Leave that poor boy alone!
My hero!
No way...
- Did you make this yourself?
- Oona wrote and directed.
- Miro was the cameraman.
- It wasn't filmed in one go. We argued a lot.
Hey, hey! Play Paranoid!
Try to behave!
- I'm sorry.
- Watch where you're going!
- Fucking fatso.
- Baby, calm down.
I don't want to end up in court
again. Wait for me!
Typical Finnish cruise passengers.
Luckily, you're so much cooler.
I haven't been on a cruise
for a while.
- I don't even remember my last time.
- Well, I do.
- Let's do the mandatory dance moves.
- Sure.
What was that all about?
Peppi's last cruise went sour.
She smuggled drugs
from Estonia with Topi.
Topi died of an overdose.
I didn't know her drug problem
was that serious.
- Luckily, she got out of it.
- Sort of.
Sergey is her former dealer.
He's no longer involved with drugs
or any criminal activity.
How would you know?
She's happy with him.
- We'll see how long that lasts.
- You're no expert on relationships.
You'd better shut the hell up.
I'll get a drink.
It'd be terrible
if we ruined their cruise.
It's not their fault
we just broke up.
- I guess we'd better behave.
- Then don't badmouth Sergey.
He paid for our cruise
and it's their wedding party.
- 3.50 euros, please.
- I'll pay for that. Bring me another.
You don't have to.
- Max.
- Oona.
Will you join me?
Sorry, I have to get back
to my friends.
But thanks for the soft drink.
Are you feeling ill?
- Because of Topi?
- That too.
When I'm asked how we met,
I can't say I was high on drugs.
- We are together because of drugs.
- We met on a beach, remember?
You wore a red dress
and our eyes met through the crowd.
I bought you an ice cream
and you kissed me.
Oh? Like this?
More passionately.
You were so excited.
- No, you were.
- You bet I was!
I went shopping. You were sleeping so
soundly, I didn't want to wake you.
Sergey?
Are you there, honey?
Hi there.
We'll conquer Japan next.
- Were you inspired by our teen years?
- Maybe.
Asia is a big market.
You're a big shot then.
You're no longer a goblin girl.
I've missed you so much.
- Why didn't you leave with me?
- Are you serious?
We'd live together
at my pad in France.
It wasn't that simple!
Yes, it was. We loved each other.
You knocked Peppi up
and kept it a secret!
I thought we were past that.
Why are we having this conversation?
No need to rehash ancient history!
- Was anything taken?
- No, but I'm sure someone was there.
Maybe the shower was broken.
- Why break into your cabin and not steal anything?
- I don't know.
Calm down, baby.
You've seen ghosts everywhere lately.
- Let's relax, no more jitters.
- Yeah!
- Where's Oona?
- She's with Miro.
Rekindling an old flame, eh?
I'm sorry, I was upset...
- This is lovely.
- True.
- I could use a shower.
- I'll come shortly.
Is someone there?
Who's there?
Boo!
- You're an idiot!
- Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Relax. There's nothing to fear here.
- Do you want some bubbly? Courtesy of the cruise line.
- By all means.
One moment, please.
I'm sorry, you can't smoke here.
You make me feel like home
with you nagging.
I'll ask them to join us.
- Why does Sampo have to be here?
- He seems like a good guy.
- He's a desperate loser.
- How come?
He's always been like that.
I don't think he's changed.
- Isn't Oona with you?
- No.
- I thought she's been with you.
- I haven't seen her for hours.
- We argued.
- Oh no! Is she moping somewhere alone?
- I'd better go look for her.
- Relax. I bet she'll be here soon.
OK, let's go.
- Still no answer.
- Where could she be?
- Our food will go to waste.
- I want to know if she's OK.
I'll go look for her. You take
it easy, it's your party.
- OK.
- Could we bring the appetisers? They are ready.
Yes. Thank you.
Welcome. We're here to celebrate
Peppi's marriage to me.
I want to make a toast
to my wonderful wife.
You know I'm not exactly poetic,
but I will try anyway.
Our relationship hasn't exactly been
a bed of roses.
But I feel that...
Sorry, this is really mawkish.
When you find the right one,
all obstacles can be overcome.
You see me differently than others
and you've made me a better person.
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
This is Peppi's night.
- They're serving the next course.
- OK.
Are you alright?
We're the opposite of Peppi and
Sergey. We made each other worse.
I'm wondering
why everything went to shit.
- Did you find our photo?
- No.
- Look at Miro.
- A real tycoon.
That's us.
Now, that's depressing!
This is the highlight
of their summer.
What the hell?
Did Joonatan manage to get on board?
- Open up, Oona, if you're there.
- Did you lose your woman?
- None of your business!
- Maybe it is.
You're delusional if you think
you have a shot with Oona.
Then why are you so nervous?
You really shouldn't talk shit
to your boss.
Shut your pie hole.
You know nothing.
Call me as soon as you get this
message. We're really worried.
Blind drunk at this hour?
- Did you see who attacked me?
- How wasted are you? Seeing things.
Something weird is going on.
Did Joonatan get on board?
Why didn't he tell us?
- Where's Oona been all evening?
- Is everything OK?
- Some of our friends have disappeared.
- What do you mean?
- Someone's taken them.
- Let's not get ahead of yourselves.
Joonatan may have passed out.
Let's try to find them
before drawing any conclusions.
Have you seen our friend
after this photo was taken?
You can tell him it's rude
to break promises!
He promised to buy us a beer.
Do you know where he is?
It's really important.
- How should we know?
- He went to look for his friends.
He didn't care for our company.
He never found us.
Let's change clothes and keep
looking. I'm sure they're fine.
I'll try calling her again.
What's this?
What the..? This is Oona's phone.
There's a video clip.
What kind of crazy person does this?
Some lunatic has taken them both.
- We must report this to the staff.
- Immediately.
I know who that is.
Hey, Max!
What do you want?
- Where's Oona?
- I don't know where you lost your bird.
Look familiar?
You dropped it when you attacked me.
- Excuse me?
- Start talking!
- About what?
- Where's Oona and Joonatan?
- Tell us if you know anything.
- You're all mental.
I know you hate me and want my job.
Now you're getting even, right?
You promoted that clown
instead of me.
- Shut up!
- You shut up! I haven't harmed anyone.
- Anyway, you're fired. Get the hell out of my sight.
- Gladly!
- I'll call the police at once.
- Thank you.
I'm so sorry
that your honeymoon is ruined.
We'll do everything
to find your friends.
- Lock that Max up.
- We can't, without any clear evidence.
There's no doubt he's guilty.
He's always been unstable.
Leave me alone or you'll regret it.
I can finally speak my mind.
You're just a spoilt brat.
You didn't earn your job, and born
with a silver spoon up your arse.
I told you to leave me alone...
What on earth has happened here?
Maybe Max vented his anger.
Or not. Look.
What if he was attacked too?
Maybe he had nothing to do
with Oona and Joonatan.
- Is someone else behind this?
- Who? What do they want?
I guess this says it all.
Tell the cops to hurry.
There's a murderer on the loose.
Wait here.
Let's make sure
no one else gets hurt.
Who the hell is playing with us?
The police are on the way. Stay in
your cabins until they arrive.
No need to stir up panic.
Have you any idea
who could be behind this?
Some mental case
just begging for a strait-jacket.
It's funny that one of us
knows all sorts of criminals.
What do you mean?
- Aren't jails full of nutjobs?
- Are you accusing me?
- You have plenty of enemies.
- Are we screwed because of you?
- You're really unfair.
- It seems this is connected to Sergey.
Oona's phone was found at your door.
Believe what you want.
What kind of shady character is he?
- A former drug dealer who may still be dealing.
- What do you mean?
- I'd give everything to find Oona and Joonatan safe.
- It's all my fault.
But Jiri was talking rubbish.
- Right?
- Yeah, but I made us come on this ship.
I should tell you...
Maybe something's been found.
- Anything new?
- No. We were tipped off that Sergey may be smuggling drugs.
- What?!
- What tip-off?
- It's best that you let us search your cabin.
- Not without a search warrant.
I think it would wise to let them.
We have no drugs here!
Go ahead.
Don't touch that!
- Because of this?
- That's not mine!
- Why is it in your bag?
- I wish I knew!
- You told me not to touch your bag...
- You think I brought drugs here?
- Is there another explanation?
- This is someone's sick ploy.
- You must come with me.
- You have no authority, you wannabe cop.
Yes, I have when you give us trouble.
Peppi, you can't believe this,
for fuck's sake!
- Are you alright?
- I don't know.
Should I bring
one of your friends here?
I guess this explains
why someone is targeting you guys.
What are you doing?
Is something wrong?
What the fuck have you done?
I was framed.
Somebody put the drugs in my bag.
Bullshit! Who's after us?
I'd tell you if I knew!
Oona might be dead. I don't know you,
and a masked killer is after me!
All I know is that someone's planned
this to the last detail.
What do you mean?
I didn't buy this cruise,
I won it in a contest.
I was surprised. I hadn't entered any
contest, I didn't see this coming.
- Did someone arrange all this?
- He's a complete psycho.
He'll attack me next,
but will regret it.
- Sergey will pay for this.
- Something really weird is going on.
The only weird thing is that
Peppi got involved with him.
I have a terrible head ache.
- Could you give me some painkillers?
- A moment, please.
What are you up to? You're hitting on
Peppi as soon Sergey is locked up.
Why are you getting on my case?
I'm only looking out for her.
- We all know what that means.
- I care about her more than that dealer.
Haven't you gotten over her yet?
You told us you had a new girlfriend.
Please stop. Peppi is family.
That's odd. You're obsessed
with your half-sister.
You'd better not say
anything like that to Peppi!
- Maybe you know more than let on.
- Are you accusing me?
You've been involved
in funny business before.
If you dare even suspect me,
you will suffer the consequences.
Sampo!
- Miro, he attacked Sampo!
- I've had enough.
- Let's run, Miro!
- No. Let's remove that ridiculous mask.
Are you scared?
Don't go, Miro!
Sampo! Please, wake up.
Are you OK?
- Did you see a masked guy?
- Yeah, Zorro.
- Sober up and answer.
- I'll kick your arse if you talk shit to me, boy.
- Call me Doctor Sir.
- Up yours.
- Didn't you see who it was?
- No. And the mask was hideous.
Where are the police?
- A doctor should take a look at your arm. It may be broken.
- I'm OK.
Jiri and I will look for Miro.
You stay here.
No way! I won't sit and wait
for the next one to kick the bucket.
It was stupid of Miro
to go after him alone.
What the hell...
What do you want?
Where's Oona?
At least introduce yourself,
if you're gonna kill me!
- I shouldn't have let Miro go alone.
- You couldn't have stopped him.
- For fuck's sake...
- Sorry.
I want to go home.
He ran after me.
I was sure I'd die!
Calm down. I'm here.
I won't let anything bad
happen to you.
Are you sure you can manage?
- Is Tessa there? The blonde one?
- I don't keep tabs on everybody.
- Have the police arrived?
- What police?
- I didn't look at the boobs, just the brooch!
- Please, be quiet.
- Madame Staff, I want to protest...
- That place is off-limits.
You confiscated my lighter.
It has sentimental value!
I know you're here!
Let's go.
Oh shit! Tessa is Topi's mum!
- She's avenging Topi's death.
- Huh?
We have to find the others.
Shall we keep looking?
Here you are.
I found your friends.
- Where? Are they OK?
- Yes. Come and help me.
- They're behind a locked door.
- Let's go then.
I heard them screaming there.
Hi, my battery is almost dead.
Tessa found Oona and the others.
Tessa is behind this!
Keep away from her!
Are you insane?
More like determined.
Help me!
Somebody, please!
Help!
Come on, please work!
You can shove your shovel!
Still no answer.
Tessa has done something to her.
What if Tessa is also blaming Sergey
for Topi's death?
It's all my fault!
We have to rescue the others.
This is no time for heroics.
Let's speak to the staff.
- What about Heidi?
- Come on.
Jiri?
Are you here?
Is your head sore?
- You're alive.
- For now.
Tomorrow might be a different story.
- We feared you all had died.
- Well, it's not far off.
- What is going on here?
- I will complain to the cruise line.
I've been here the whole cruise -
having to drink my own booze.
Don't you know how serious this is?
Heidi, Peppi and Sampo are in danger.
Miro's condition is serious.
He won't survive without a doctor.
How are you feeling?
Never better.
What now?
Nothing. I'll get us out of here.
- Heidi?
- Jiri is missing.
He's no longer where I left him.
Tessa hit him
and I don't know where he is.
Where are you?
- Come to the information desk.
- I don't know where I am.
There are nothing but stairs here.
I can't take it if Jiri's hurt.
Sampo!
- I can't take this anymore.
- Stay put. I'll come and get you.
Come quickly. I think that bitch
is lurking somewhere here.
On which end of the ship are you?
I can see a...
Not now!
- I know why you hate me.
- That's nice to hear.
- Could we talk about it?
- That's not what I'm after.
Topi's death was an accident!
Sorry, that was an accident. Does
your life flash before your eyes?
Like with Topi
when you forced those pills on him.
How dare you live and breathe,
while my son died?
You were the junkie.
I'll make it right.
We must alert security.
Tessa must be caught!
I'll put a tourniquet on you.
I have my very own nurse.
Stop, that hurts my head!
Help, we're stuck here!
- We've screamed for hours already.
- What are we gonna do?
Sober up first.
- What if...
- You shut your mouth!
- That's a great idea.
- Fine. I won't tell you how to get out of here.
- Well?
- Look at this.
Here you go.
A ventilation shaft?
Are you for real?
Any better ideas?
Where does
this ventilation shaft lead to?
Well, somewhere at some point.
This won't work with a drunken moron.
I can tell you're not getting
regular sex anymore.
You're so antagonistic all the time.
It's so cold in here.
Thanks.
Soon, we'll be rescued
and you'll be treated.
Guess what?
I've missed you, too.
I knew it.
Can't you move any slower?
- It's cramped in here.
- You're too fat and too drunk.
- I can stop if you want.
- Miro is dying and you're clowning around.
Shut the fuck up and focus!
Look, mate. We need to focus on this.
This is no laughing matter.
Bloody hell!
I'm a little nervous.
- I've had it with you.
- Come on, I'm just having a laugh.
- This is no joke!
- Relax. This won't hold us both.
Hallelujah.
- Where is she? I told her to wait.
- We should go to the security room.
- The staff told us to go there.
- I can't leave Heidi.
We've looked everywhere! We won't
find her by wandering aimlessly.
She's freaking out
and Tessa may attack her.
And us too!
We'll ask the staff to page her
to come to the information desk.
Peppi, please trust me.
It's the most sensible thing to do.
- This place is empty.
- We were told to come here.
Security will be here soon.
You saved my life.
And you saved mine.
Thank you for being here.
I've never forgotten
what we once had.
You're not supposed to forget that.
- It's Tessa.
- Don't worry.
I'm sorry that Topi died,
but it wasn't my fault.
It's time you took responsibility
for your actions.
That's rich! Maybe I'm partially
to blame for Topi's accident -
but you've harassed
and hurt my friends!
- You're no match for the both us.
- Oh yes, I am.
Security will be here soon.
Or maybe not.
May I present my girlfriend.
I told you I've never forgotten
what we once had.
- Why are you doing this to me?
- Why not?
You tricked me into falling in love
with you and then left me.
I would've done anything for you,
but you just toyed with me.
- What do you want?
- We have a common goal. To make your life a living hell.
- What do you have in common with your husband?
- Drugs or something else?
You certainly have trust issues.
A few pills, and you automatically
suspect he's selling drugs.
It's ironic that you think you can
lecture others about drugs.
- You put the pills in Sergey's bag.
- Yes.
But don't tell anyone.
Oh, I forgot.
Soon, you won't be telling
anyone anything.
- What have you done to my friends?
- You should worry more about -
what we're going to do to you.
Fuck you!
Help me!
Help!
Give up. You lost.
Let go of her.
Do it, bitch,
or you'll be in a world of hurt!
Don't do anything stupid.
You will be caught.
- Are you deaf?
- Really believable.
Give me the axe.
You can't do anything.
You're in a right state.
Give it to me.
- Where's your bandage?
- Oh, right.
Isn't that curious?
Help! We're stuck here!
- I thought you were a lock expert.
- I can't open it without a lockpick.
- Am I supposed to do everything?
- How do we get you of here, genius?
That's what I thought.
- I want to toast...
- The worst rescue mission ever.
No.
To the best rescue mission ever.
Here's your lockpick.
When this Titanic is ashore
will you give me another chance?
Sure, whatever you say.
It's my lucky day.
Miro? Miro, wake up! Wake up!
Please, let us go.
I'm an awful person, but let Heidi
go. She's done nothing wrong!
Pipe down.
You'll both end up in jail for sure.
That's no comfort to you.
How far will you be able to swim?
Now, girls, don't be timid.
- Sampo, don't. You're not a bad person.
- You really don't know me.
What are you waiting for? Jump!
Today, please!
Or must we push you?
Let's just do what they say.
- On the count of three.
- I won't.
- One...
- Say hello to Topi.
- Stop it!
- Three!
Peppi!
Say hello yourself, whore!
Are you OK?
I was sure you were dead.
Nobody's dead.
At least, I hope so.
He has a regular heartbeat.
- I guess you really like him.
- Yeah.
At first, I didn't like Miro either.
Until I got to know him better.
- Where am I?
- We're still in the cargo hold.
- What's gonna happen to us?
- We'll be rescued soon, I swear.
- I doubt it.
- Are you still alive?
Come here already!
Here they are.
- Morning.
- He has a cut in his side and he was unconscious.
I'll put in a drip.
- What's the verdict? Will I survive?
- The doctor will check you.
How are you feeling?
A lot better now.
Don't you worry.
I'm treated like royalty now.
Hey! I forgot to thank you before.
Thank him.
No worries.
You helped as much as I did.
I have some booze in my cabin.
Care to join me?
We had no idea
something like this was going on.
I should've told you myself.
The police are on their way.
What about Sergey?
I'll see what I can do.
I'm sure everything will work out.
I still can't believe what happened.
I'm a horrible person.
It's not your fault
if two maniacs try to kill you.
I mean Sergey.
I trusted Sampo over my own husband.
- You see me differently than others.
- I've never forgotten what we had.
- How dare you live and breathe?
- You're the best thing in my life.
- What do you have in common with your husband?
- This is some sick ploy.
- I've never forgotten...
- You can't believe this, Peppi!
- Do you hate me now?
- As much as before!
Sampo, what are you doing?
Stop it! Help!
Help me!
Stop it, Sergey!
Come with me, Peppi!
Let go, you fucker!
Sampo, let go of me!
We'll both die!
- Please, don't hate me!
- Of course I don't.
- You saved me.
- I will always save you.
- I love you.
- And I love you.
- Some conference.
- It could've been worse.
Hey, Max!
What about tomorrow's meeting?
- Am I still fired?
- Yes, you are.
From your previous position.
I need someone to fill in for me.
Since the clown was a psycho -
his position is vacant, too.
OK. Eight o'clock tomorrow.
By the way, I made it ashore.
- You know what that means?
- Well?
- I haven't forgotten your promise.
- I'm never letting you go.
- Let us know how you're doing.
- A wound is neither here nor there.
At least,
she took me back, out of pity.
- I can carry your bag.
- No need, but thanks for asking.
You can help me with these.
I'm too wasted.
Great that you had time to shop.
I bought so much stuff
I got a free cruise.
Are you interested?
It can't be any worse than this.
Look who's here! The Captain.
- Wasn't it a great cruise?
- Ours was full of love!
- Were you hiding this from me?
- Yes.
I guess the surprise was ruined.
How can I be sure it's all over now?
When I'm by your side,
you have nothing to worry about.
- You promise?
- I promise.
Broadcast Text International
Help me!
- What took you so long?
- I was taking care of something.
- Is my bride ready to party?
- Did you forget? I'm your wife now.
But we'll have our wedding party
here and our wedding night.
- That's why you bought this cruise?
- I want to impress your friends.
But mostly I want that wedding night.
- Peppi.
- Oona!
Fantastic. You made it!
- I guess you're Sergey.
- That's me.
Where are the others?
An empty suitcase that you
can fill up on your way back.
A few bottles of booze
will definitely fit in there.
Your neighbour is a great guy
and knows best.
A great guy indeed.
I told you to remember to take
the keys from the hallway table.
- Why listen to me...
- I can pick the lock if need be.
You've been drinking.
You know it's...
It's a sacred combination.
Sea and booze, that is.
Amen to that.
Let's go.
Some gentlemen you are.
I'll help you.
They won't let you board.
For being drunk? That'll be the day!
I can't let you board.
What have I done?
I promise to go to bed early.
Please leave.
We'll look after him.
Our friend's wedding party is here.
I'm the best man so...
- I'll give a speech...
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to imply that
I care about your poor excuses.
He can only blame himself. Let's go.
Don't mind me.
I'll get on that ship somehow.
Great to see you.
It's been a long time.
That's my boyfriend Jiri.
Consider him your friend.
- Fantastic to have you all here.
- Except Joonatan.
- He got so wasted they didn't let him board.
- Oh no...
- He'll get on board somehow.
- How?
I don't know!
- What's that?
- A life raft. It's inflated before use.
Are we there yet?
What the hell's your problem?
Is this a joke?
I guess Joonatan didn't make it.
- Should we find our cabins?
- Yeah. Why wait here?
- Hi. Could you show us our cabin?
- Sure.
Oh, you're Mr. and Mrs. Kuula.
Congratulations.
Thank you for choosing
our cruise line. I'm Tessa.
- Well, aren't you enthusiastic.
- I'm new. I still have the energy.
But you're a welcome change -
to the bingo-playing pensioners
and rude teenagers.
- When is the bingo, by the way?
- I'll show you to your cabins.
This way.
- A beautiful view!
- Ocean view on both sides.
- If you need anything, call reception and ask for me.
- Thanks.
- Did you pack the camera?
- It's in the other bag.
Let's take photos of the ship
leaving. Did I say something wrong?
- No...
- Let's go then.
It's weird that you guys are married.
We were kids not that long ago.
How's your love life?
Help. That's Miro.
Jardin has a conference here.
I didn't realise Miro'd be here.
He's our old friend.
- Say hello.
- No way!
- You kissed and made up ages ago.
- But we haven't been in contact.
- Don't you want to know how he's doing?
- Fine, judging by his clothes.
You look fantastic.
Show him what he missed out on.
Ladies and gentlemen, the crew of
the Princess Maria welcome you...
Are you too successful
to say hi to your old friends?
- The number one team of Pihlajakatu.
- With an extra player from abroad.
- How come you're in Finland?
- Just visiting.
I have friends here, too. Kaukovaara!
What are you doing here, Sampo?
- I'm working.
- He's my employee.
- What are you doing here?
- My husband and I are on our honeymoon.
- Oh. You've been busy. I mean, congratulations.
- Thanks.
- Everything's ready.
- OK. Let's go.
- We must go. See you around.
- So long.
Japan is the next target of Jardin
cosmetics, like I mentioned before.
We're pioneers. We won't settle for
what we have already achieved.
That's why you're here.
Thank you.
- That was brilliant.
- Shoddy work on those PowerPoint slides.
- What do you mean?
- They looked cheap.
My bad.
I should've hired a professional.
Your marketing presentation rocked.
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Can I sit with you?
- Who knew we would meet here?
- Right.
- How're things back home?
- Dad flies, Aino is a chav girl, Otto's a nerd.
I guess I owe you another apology.
For trying to sabotage
all my relationships?
For everything.
I was an idiot,
but just a kid back then.
- I'm sorry, Peppi.
- I've done stupid things, too.
I can't afford to judge others.
- Let's be friends.
- Sure.
- Oh, I forgot to congratulate you.
- Thanks.
How did your love story begin?
Against all odds, so to speak.
- I might be buying a ring, too.
- For yourself or someone else?
- Tell me everything. Who is she?
- A nice girl.
- Those are the best.
- You're lucky in that regard.
I'm Peppi's half-brother
and know her well.
See you around.
I used the zombie's laundry turn.
No one can save me!
Oh no, look at that.
Leave that poor boy alone!
My hero!
No way...
- Did you make this yourself?
- Oona wrote and directed.
- Miro was the cameraman.
- It wasn't filmed in one go. We argued a lot.
Hey, hey! Play Paranoid!
Try to behave!
- I'm sorry.
- Watch where you're going!
- Fucking fatso.
- Baby, calm down.
I don't want to end up in court
again. Wait for me!
Typical Finnish cruise passengers.
Luckily, you're so much cooler.
I haven't been on a cruise
for a while.
- I don't even remember my last time.
- Well, I do.
- Let's do the mandatory dance moves.
- Sure.
What was that all about?
Peppi's last cruise went sour.
She smuggled drugs
from Estonia with Topi.
Topi died of an overdose.
I didn't know her drug problem
was that serious.
- Luckily, she got out of it.
- Sort of.
Sergey is her former dealer.
He's no longer involved with drugs
or any criminal activity.
How would you know?
She's happy with him.
- We'll see how long that lasts.
- You're no expert on relationships.
You'd better shut the hell up.
I'll get a drink.
It'd be terrible
if we ruined their cruise.
It's not their fault
we just broke up.
- I guess we'd better behave.
- Then don't badmouth Sergey.
He paid for our cruise
and it's their wedding party.
- 3.50 euros, please.
- I'll pay for that. Bring me another.
You don't have to.
- Max.
- Oona.
Will you join me?
Sorry, I have to get back
to my friends.
But thanks for the soft drink.
Are you feeling ill?
- Because of Topi?
- That too.
When I'm asked how we met,
I can't say I was high on drugs.
- We are together because of drugs.
- We met on a beach, remember?
You wore a red dress
and our eyes met through the crowd.
I bought you an ice cream
and you kissed me.
Oh? Like this?
More passionately.
You were so excited.
- No, you were.
- You bet I was!
I went shopping. You were sleeping so
soundly, I didn't want to wake you.
Sergey?
Are you there, honey?
Hi there.
We'll conquer Japan next.
- Were you inspired by our teen years?
- Maybe.
Asia is a big market.
You're a big shot then.
You're no longer a goblin girl.
I've missed you so much.
- Why didn't you leave with me?
- Are you serious?
We'd live together
at my pad in France.
It wasn't that simple!
Yes, it was. We loved each other.
You knocked Peppi up
and kept it a secret!
I thought we were past that.
Why are we having this conversation?
No need to rehash ancient history!
- Was anything taken?
- No, but I'm sure someone was there.
Maybe the shower was broken.
- Why break into your cabin and not steal anything?
- I don't know.
Calm down, baby.
You've seen ghosts everywhere lately.
- Let's relax, no more jitters.
- Yeah!
- Where's Oona?
- She's with Miro.
Rekindling an old flame, eh?
I'm sorry, I was upset...
- This is lovely.
- True.
- I could use a shower.
- I'll come shortly.
Is someone there?
Who's there?
Boo!
- You're an idiot!
- Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Relax. There's nothing to fear here.
- Do you want some bubbly? Courtesy of the cruise line.
- By all means.
One moment, please.
I'm sorry, you can't smoke here.
You make me feel like home
with you nagging.
I'll ask them to join us.
- Why does Sampo have to be here?
- He seems like a good guy.
- He's a desperate loser.
- How come?
He's always been like that.
I don't think he's changed.
- Isn't Oona with you?
- No.
- I thought she's been with you.
- I haven't seen her for hours.
- We argued.
- Oh no! Is she moping somewhere alone?
- I'd better go look for her.
- Relax. I bet she'll be here soon.
OK, let's go.
- Still no answer.
- Where could she be?
- Our food will go to waste.
- I want to know if she's OK.
I'll go look for her. You take
it easy, it's your party.
- OK.
- Could we bring the appetisers? They are ready.
Yes. Thank you.
Welcome. We're here to celebrate
Peppi's marriage to me.
I want to make a toast
to my wonderful wife.
You know I'm not exactly poetic,
but I will try anyway.
Our relationship hasn't exactly been
a bed of roses.
But I feel that...
Sorry, this is really mawkish.
When you find the right one,
all obstacles can be overcome.
You see me differently than others
and you've made me a better person.
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
This is Peppi's night.
- They're serving the next course.
- OK.
Are you alright?
We're the opposite of Peppi and
Sergey. We made each other worse.
I'm wondering
why everything went to shit.
- Did you find our photo?
- No.
- Look at Miro.
- A real tycoon.
That's us.
Now, that's depressing!
This is the highlight
of their summer.
What the hell?
Did Joonatan manage to get on board?
- Open up, Oona, if you're there.
- Did you lose your woman?
- None of your business!
- Maybe it is.
You're delusional if you think
you have a shot with Oona.
Then why are you so nervous?
You really shouldn't talk shit
to your boss.
Shut your pie hole.
You know nothing.
Call me as soon as you get this
message. We're really worried.
Blind drunk at this hour?
- Did you see who attacked me?
- How wasted are you? Seeing things.
Something weird is going on.
Did Joonatan get on board?
Why didn't he tell us?
- Where's Oona been all evening?
- Is everything OK?
- Some of our friends have disappeared.
- What do you mean?
- Someone's taken them.
- Let's not get ahead of yourselves.
Joonatan may have passed out.
Let's try to find them
before drawing any conclusions.
Have you seen our friend
after this photo was taken?
You can tell him it's rude
to break promises!
He promised to buy us a beer.
Do you know where he is?
It's really important.
- How should we know?
- He went to look for his friends.
He didn't care for our company.
He never found us.
Let's change clothes and keep
looking. I'm sure they're fine.
I'll try calling her again.
What's this?
What the..? This is Oona's phone.
There's a video clip.
What kind of crazy person does this?
Some lunatic has taken them both.
- We must report this to the staff.
- Immediately.
I know who that is.
Hey, Max!
What do you want?
- Where's Oona?
- I don't know where you lost your bird.
Look familiar?
You dropped it when you attacked me.
- Excuse me?
- Start talking!
- About what?
- Where's Oona and Joonatan?
- Tell us if you know anything.
- You're all mental.
I know you hate me and want my job.
Now you're getting even, right?
You promoted that clown
instead of me.
- Shut up!
- You shut up! I haven't harmed anyone.
- Anyway, you're fired. Get the hell out of my sight.
- Gladly!
- I'll call the police at once.
- Thank you.
I'm so sorry
that your honeymoon is ruined.
We'll do everything
to find your friends.
- Lock that Max up.
- We can't, without any clear evidence.
There's no doubt he's guilty.
He's always been unstable.
Leave me alone or you'll regret it.
I can finally speak my mind.
You're just a spoilt brat.
You didn't earn your job, and born
with a silver spoon up your arse.
I told you to leave me alone...
What on earth has happened here?
Maybe Max vented his anger.
Or not. Look.
What if he was attacked too?
Maybe he had nothing to do
with Oona and Joonatan.
- Is someone else behind this?
- Who? What do they want?
I guess this says it all.
Tell the cops to hurry.
There's a murderer on the loose.
Wait here.
Let's make sure
no one else gets hurt.
Who the hell is playing with us?
The police are on the way. Stay in
your cabins until they arrive.
No need to stir up panic.
Have you any idea
who could be behind this?
Some mental case
just begging for a strait-jacket.
It's funny that one of us
knows all sorts of criminals.
What do you mean?
- Aren't jails full of nutjobs?
- Are you accusing me?
- You have plenty of enemies.
- Are we screwed because of you?
- You're really unfair.
- It seems this is connected to Sergey.
Oona's phone was found at your door.
Believe what you want.
What kind of shady character is he?
- A former drug dealer who may still be dealing.
- What do you mean?
- I'd give everything to find Oona and Joonatan safe.
- It's all my fault.
But Jiri was talking rubbish.
- Right?
- Yeah, but I made us come on this ship.
I should tell you...
Maybe something's been found.
- Anything new?
- No. We were tipped off that Sergey may be smuggling drugs.
- What?!
- What tip-off?
- It's best that you let us search your cabin.
- Not without a search warrant.
I think it would wise to let them.
We have no drugs here!
Go ahead.
Don't touch that!
- Because of this?
- That's not mine!
- Why is it in your bag?
- I wish I knew!
- You told me not to touch your bag...
- You think I brought drugs here?
- Is there another explanation?
- This is someone's sick ploy.
- You must come with me.
- You have no authority, you wannabe cop.
Yes, I have when you give us trouble.
Peppi, you can't believe this,
for fuck's sake!
- Are you alright?
- I don't know.
Should I bring
one of your friends here?
I guess this explains
why someone is targeting you guys.
What are you doing?
Is something wrong?
What the fuck have you done?
I was framed.
Somebody put the drugs in my bag.
Bullshit! Who's after us?
I'd tell you if I knew!
Oona might be dead. I don't know you,
and a masked killer is after me!
All I know is that someone's planned
this to the last detail.
What do you mean?
I didn't buy this cruise,
I won it in a contest.
I was surprised. I hadn't entered any
contest, I didn't see this coming.
- Did someone arrange all this?
- He's a complete psycho.
He'll attack me next,
but will regret it.
- Sergey will pay for this.
- Something really weird is going on.
The only weird thing is that
Peppi got involved with him.
I have a terrible head ache.
- Could you give me some painkillers?
- A moment, please.
What are you up to? You're hitting on
Peppi as soon Sergey is locked up.
Why are you getting on my case?
I'm only looking out for her.
- We all know what that means.
- I care about her more than that dealer.
Haven't you gotten over her yet?
You told us you had a new girlfriend.
Please stop. Peppi is family.
That's odd. You're obsessed
with your half-sister.
You'd better not say
anything like that to Peppi!
- Maybe you know more than let on.
- Are you accusing me?
You've been involved
in funny business before.
If you dare even suspect me,
you will suffer the consequences.
Sampo!
- Miro, he attacked Sampo!
- I've had enough.
- Let's run, Miro!
- No. Let's remove that ridiculous mask.
Are you scared?
Don't go, Miro!
Sampo! Please, wake up.
Are you OK?
- Did you see a masked guy?
- Yeah, Zorro.
- Sober up and answer.
- I'll kick your arse if you talk shit to me, boy.
- Call me Doctor Sir.
- Up yours.
- Didn't you see who it was?
- No. And the mask was hideous.
Where are the police?
- A doctor should take a look at your arm. It may be broken.
- I'm OK.
Jiri and I will look for Miro.
You stay here.
No way! I won't sit and wait
for the next one to kick the bucket.
It was stupid of Miro
to go after him alone.
What the hell...
What do you want?
Where's Oona?
At least introduce yourself,
if you're gonna kill me!
- I shouldn't have let Miro go alone.
- You couldn't have stopped him.
- For fuck's sake...
- Sorry.
I want to go home.
He ran after me.
I was sure I'd die!
Calm down. I'm here.
I won't let anything bad
happen to you.
Are you sure you can manage?
- Is Tessa there? The blonde one?
- I don't keep tabs on everybody.
- Have the police arrived?
- What police?
- I didn't look at the boobs, just the brooch!
- Please, be quiet.
- Madame Staff, I want to protest...
- That place is off-limits.
You confiscated my lighter.
It has sentimental value!
I know you're here!
Let's go.
Oh shit! Tessa is Topi's mum!
- She's avenging Topi's death.
- Huh?
We have to find the others.
Shall we keep looking?
Here you are.
I found your friends.
- Where? Are they OK?
- Yes. Come and help me.
- They're behind a locked door.
- Let's go then.
I heard them screaming there.
Hi, my battery is almost dead.
Tessa found Oona and the others.
Tessa is behind this!
Keep away from her!
Are you insane?
More like determined.
Help me!
Somebody, please!
Help!
Come on, please work!
You can shove your shovel!
Still no answer.
Tessa has done something to her.
What if Tessa is also blaming Sergey
for Topi's death?
It's all my fault!
We have to rescue the others.
This is no time for heroics.
Let's speak to the staff.
- What about Heidi?
- Come on.
Jiri?
Are you here?
Is your head sore?
- You're alive.
- For now.
Tomorrow might be a different story.
- We feared you all had died.
- Well, it's not far off.
- What is going on here?
- I will complain to the cruise line.
I've been here the whole cruise -
having to drink my own booze.
Don't you know how serious this is?
Heidi, Peppi and Sampo are in danger.
Miro's condition is serious.
He won't survive without a doctor.
How are you feeling?
Never better.
What now?
Nothing. I'll get us out of here.
- Heidi?
- Jiri is missing.
He's no longer where I left him.
Tessa hit him
and I don't know where he is.
Where are you?
- Come to the information desk.
- I don't know where I am.
There are nothing but stairs here.
I can't take it if Jiri's hurt.
Sampo!
- I can't take this anymore.
- Stay put. I'll come and get you.
Come quickly. I think that bitch
is lurking somewhere here.
On which end of the ship are you?
I can see a...
Not now!
- I know why you hate me.
- That's nice to hear.
- Could we talk about it?
- That's not what I'm after.
Topi's death was an accident!
Sorry, that was an accident. Does
your life flash before your eyes?
Like with Topi
when you forced those pills on him.
How dare you live and breathe,
while my son died?
You were the junkie.
I'll make it right.
We must alert security.
Tessa must be caught!
I'll put a tourniquet on you.
I have my very own nurse.
Stop, that hurts my head!
Help, we're stuck here!
- We've screamed for hours already.
- What are we gonna do?
Sober up first.
- What if...
- You shut your mouth!
- That's a great idea.
- Fine. I won't tell you how to get out of here.
- Well?
- Look at this.
Here you go.
A ventilation shaft?
Are you for real?
Any better ideas?
Where does
this ventilation shaft lead to?
Well, somewhere at some point.
This won't work with a drunken moron.
I can tell you're not getting
regular sex anymore.
You're so antagonistic all the time.
It's so cold in here.
Thanks.
Soon, we'll be rescued
and you'll be treated.
Guess what?
I've missed you, too.
I knew it.
Can't you move any slower?
- It's cramped in here.
- You're too fat and too drunk.
- I can stop if you want.
- Miro is dying and you're clowning around.
Shut the fuck up and focus!
Look, mate. We need to focus on this.
This is no laughing matter.
Bloody hell!
I'm a little nervous.
- I've had it with you.
- Come on, I'm just having a laugh.
- This is no joke!
- Relax. This won't hold us both.
Hallelujah.
- Where is she? I told her to wait.
- We should go to the security room.
- The staff told us to go there.
- I can't leave Heidi.
We've looked everywhere! We won't
find her by wandering aimlessly.
She's freaking out
and Tessa may attack her.
And us too!
We'll ask the staff to page her
to come to the information desk.
Peppi, please trust me.
It's the most sensible thing to do.
- This place is empty.
- We were told to come here.
Security will be here soon.
You saved my life.
And you saved mine.
Thank you for being here.
I've never forgotten
what we once had.
You're not supposed to forget that.
- It's Tessa.
- Don't worry.
I'm sorry that Topi died,
but it wasn't my fault.
It's time you took responsibility
for your actions.
That's rich! Maybe I'm partially
to blame for Topi's accident -
but you've harassed
and hurt my friends!
- You're no match for the both us.
- Oh yes, I am.
Security will be here soon.
Or maybe not.
May I present my girlfriend.
I told you I've never forgotten
what we once had.
- Why are you doing this to me?
- Why not?
You tricked me into falling in love
with you and then left me.
I would've done anything for you,
but you just toyed with me.
- What do you want?
- We have a common goal. To make your life a living hell.
- What do you have in common with your husband?
- Drugs or something else?
You certainly have trust issues.
A few pills, and you automatically
suspect he's selling drugs.
It's ironic that you think you can
lecture others about drugs.
- You put the pills in Sergey's bag.
- Yes.
But don't tell anyone.
Oh, I forgot.
Soon, you won't be telling
anyone anything.
- What have you done to my friends?
- You should worry more about -
what we're going to do to you.
Fuck you!
Help me!
Help!
Give up. You lost.
Let go of her.
Do it, bitch,
or you'll be in a world of hurt!
Don't do anything stupid.
You will be caught.
- Are you deaf?
- Really believable.
Give me the axe.
You can't do anything.
You're in a right state.
Give it to me.
- Where's your bandage?
- Oh, right.
Isn't that curious?
Help! We're stuck here!
- I thought you were a lock expert.
- I can't open it without a lockpick.
- Am I supposed to do everything?
- How do we get you of here, genius?
That's what I thought.
- I want to toast...
- The worst rescue mission ever.
No.
To the best rescue mission ever.
Here's your lockpick.
When this Titanic is ashore
will you give me another chance?
Sure, whatever you say.
It's my lucky day.
Miro? Miro, wake up! Wake up!
Please, let us go.
I'm an awful person, but let Heidi
go. She's done nothing wrong!
Pipe down.
You'll both end up in jail for sure.
That's no comfort to you.
How far will you be able to swim?
Now, girls, don't be timid.
- Sampo, don't. You're not a bad person.
- You really don't know me.
What are you waiting for? Jump!
Today, please!
Or must we push you?
Let's just do what they say.
- On the count of three.
- I won't.
- One...
- Say hello to Topi.
- Stop it!
- Three!
Peppi!
Say hello yourself, whore!
Are you OK?
I was sure you were dead.
Nobody's dead.
At least, I hope so.
He has a regular heartbeat.
- I guess you really like him.
- Yeah.
At first, I didn't like Miro either.
Until I got to know him better.
- Where am I?
- We're still in the cargo hold.
- What's gonna happen to us?
- We'll be rescued soon, I swear.
- I doubt it.
- Are you still alive?
Come here already!
Here they are.
- Morning.
- He has a cut in his side and he was unconscious.
I'll put in a drip.
- What's the verdict? Will I survive?
- The doctor will check you.
How are you feeling?
A lot better now.
Don't you worry.
I'm treated like royalty now.
Hey! I forgot to thank you before.
Thank him.
No worries.
You helped as much as I did.
I have some booze in my cabin.
Care to join me?
We had no idea
something like this was going on.
I should've told you myself.
The police are on their way.
What about Sergey?
I'll see what I can do.
I'm sure everything will work out.
I still can't believe what happened.
I'm a horrible person.
It's not your fault
if two maniacs try to kill you.
I mean Sergey.
I trusted Sampo over my own husband.
- You see me differently than others.
- I've never forgotten what we had.
- How dare you live and breathe?
- You're the best thing in my life.
- What do you have in common with your husband?
- This is some sick ploy.
- I've never forgotten...
- You can't believe this, Peppi!
- Do you hate me now?
- As much as before!
Sampo, what are you doing?
Stop it! Help!
Help me!
Stop it, Sergey!
Come with me, Peppi!
Let go, you fucker!
Sampo, let go of me!
We'll both die!
- Please, don't hate me!
- Of course I don't.
- You saved me.
- I will always save you.
- I love you.
- And I love you.
- Some conference.
- It could've been worse.
Hey, Max!
What about tomorrow's meeting?
- Am I still fired?
- Yes, you are.
From your previous position.
I need someone to fill in for me.
Since the clown was a psycho -
his position is vacant, too.
OK. Eight o'clock tomorrow.
By the way, I made it ashore.
- You know what that means?
- Well?
- I haven't forgotten your promise.
- I'm never letting you go.
- Let us know how you're doing.
- A wound is neither here nor there.
At least,
she took me back, out of pity.
- I can carry your bag.
- No need, but thanks for asking.
You can help me with these.
I'm too wasted.
Great that you had time to shop.
I bought so much stuff
I got a free cruise.
Are you interested?
It can't be any worse than this.
Look who's here! The Captain.
- Wasn't it a great cruise?
- Ours was full of love!
- Were you hiding this from me?
- Yes.
I guess the surprise was ruined.
How can I be sure it's all over now?
When I'm by your side,
you have nothing to worry about.
- You promise?
- I promise.
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