Noah's Ark (2024) Movie Script
The oddest house I ever saw.
It had no roof It had no door.
No one was able to go inside.
It had no walls No walls.
It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
No one It had no floor.
It had no ground
No one was able.
To go Peepee.
It had no potty No WC.
Beautiful, Tommy.
But it was built
With love and care.
At number zero On Bozo Square.
At number zero.
On Bozo Square.
Basta! That's it
with the losses!
- I've had it up to here! Out!
- Take it easy, Mrs. Ferret,
at least it wasn't
as bad as last week.
- That's a great sign!
- Oh, enough! Basta!
It's time for you two
to get the heck out!
We're gonna fill every corner
of this place to the max!
No, no, no, no,
no. The problem is
you two are rats and
will always be rats!
Who is gonna come out of
the burrow to see a couple
- of wannabe singer rats?
- Rats?
That's just plain ratism!
You couldn't even
pay us to stay here!
Just give us our money
and we are out of here!
Pay?
- Here is your bill! No pay!
- Una Bella signora,
the owner of such a
fine establishment,
ought to treat her clients
with a gentler touch.
- You ain't no client!
- If we're not clients,
then we don't need to pay!
Where is my guitar?
Oh, here it is.
This is the end of the road!
Then it's the beginning
of another road.
A prettier, a better one.
Oh, okay. Things couldn't
possibly be worse.
We've hit rock bottom!
Perfect! Now we have
nowhere to go but up.
There are no more bars left.
We've been kicked
out of all of them.
Come on, Tommy. Take it easy.
Our time is coming. The
universe is calling us.
Can you hear it?
Then the universe must be in the
center of my belly, you dummy!
Because that's what
you're hearing!
Good night, Wolfman.
Sweet dreams, Queen of Soul.
Your blessings, Master Moon.
Sarav.
Tom! Come on, man.
Your universe must be starving.
What the heck did you eat?
Pollution. War. Greed.
I mean, come on!
Five-minute voice messages?
Send a text!
I tried my best,
but what's a god to do?
- Oh!
- I'm just going to have
to shake it all up and
start all over from scratch.
- What do you mean?
- I'm sending a rainstorm
that will last 40
days and 40 nights.
- Wait. Is that too much? No.
- Oh!
- I'm going to wipe it all out!
- Wipe them all out?
- Don't you think that's a bit much?
- Just listen!
You're going to build an ark
and you're going to bring
on two of every species,
one male and one female.
Just one pair?
Am I stuttering?
Well, how am I supposed
to let the animals know?
How are they all going to fit?
Well, I can help get
the invitations out?
And now how am I going
to feed them all?
How do I know they're not
going to eat each other?
And what about the animals
that live in the cold?
The elephants poop!
Just figure it out!
No!
Oh!
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom,
Tom, Tom! Tommy! Tommy!
- Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
- What? Yeah.
Is this really time
for a new TikTok dance?
I saw God. It's the end!
God is going to wipe it all out.
Except one male and one female.
- That means one of us is a goner.
- Oh!
Are you sure it's not just
another nightmare again?
I'm sure. Yes.
It was really him.
I swear to God I saw him.
I mean, I swear
to him I saw God.
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure!
Are you sure you're sure?
- One, two!
- Oh!
- What is that? Hmm?
- One, two!
One, two! One, two!
One, two!
All right, everyone! Proceed!
One, two! One, two! One, two!
Oh, what's this?
Special delivery!
- What is that?
- Look out below!
- This one's for you!
- What is that?
Here you go! Special invitation!
This one's for you!
Oh, how sweet!
What on Earth are these
papers falling from the sky?
It looks like
they're invitations.
Invitations to a concert?
For a cruise!
An all-you-can-eat buffet.
Just a handful of animals
are being invited.
What do you mean?
Invitations, Your
Majesty! Invitations!
We haven't gotten ours yet!
We haven't gotten ours yet!
Why haven't you overgrown worms
fetched us our invitations yet?
- Sorry, sir.
- Immediately!
Get out of my sight, you
unreasonably sized maggots.
And don't come back
without those invitations.
Is that old guy God?
No, no, no. He must be
an intern or something.
It's the end of the world,
but there's a way out!
He gave me all the
instructions. I got it all here.
We're going to make an ark so
light it'll practically fly away.
If it doesn't sink, that
is good enough for me.
I still can't believe it!
Flushing away everything he made?
God's really out of it.
What if everyone drowns?
That's going to
look so bad for him!
Quit yapping, Susana Maria.
Less words, more soup. Now.
And all this "one male,
one female" stuff?
What about other
kinds of families?
I can't believe it.
Just finish your soup, Susana.
God knows what he is doing.
He's always got so
much on his plate.
And all of a sudden,
he just lost it!
Great talk, but we've
got an ark to build.
That's right,
Gramps. Yes, we do!
Let's try to find extra
invitations for us.
Okay.
It doesn't look like a boat.
Well, it might if you look at
it the right side up, genius.
Oh, yeah. Oh, of course.
Just testing you.
Told you.
Okay. Go, go.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Listen, old man!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let the mice on to the ark.
Let them all.
They are so fabulous,
incredible, and talented.
- No, no, no, no.
- This is your conscience talking, Noah.
Let them all.
Or else
Run, Vini, run!
Come on! Run for it, man.
Push! Push! Push!
Okay. Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, stop! If you do
that, you will be sorry.
Oh yeah? Give me
one good reason.
- And make it quick!
- Because there's no reason
a bright young lady,
such as yourself,
should squash two
adorable little rodents.
I've got plenty. Grandpa
says mice are gross.
Yeah, that's right.
Vini's not one of the biggest
fans of bath in the world,
but you know, he's
not that bad, yeah?
And besides, he heard
that only one female mouse
and one male mouse are
going to the big boat.
But we are a musical duo.
Musical mice?
Tom is the musician
and I'm the poet.
- That's who we are.
- Oh!
Hear that, Rolly?
They're superstars!
Can I get an autograph?
Oh wait, no. I know. A selfie!
Let's show her, Tommy.
Oh!
Little sweetie who I do adore.
Now you listen to me.
Just three feet From the floor.
Little sweetie
Don't roll anymore.
Stay like this in my song.
Teeny-weeny So small.
She's a cheeky young lady.
Just clapping her hands.
And pretending she's scared of.
The big Boogeyman.
Forgive me, but in the presence
of two lovely young ladies
such as yourselves,
I just couldn't help
but to serenade you.
What do you think?
Maybe you could
talk to the old man
to see if he might
let us on board.
Please, just help
us get on the ark.
Look, I can try,
but wouldn't a more useful
animal make more sense?
Like a dog or a horse.
Even a cow, maybe.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
guys. Maybe next time?
At least the performance
was solid, right?
- Yeah.
- Your pitch was perfect.
Grandpa, I know he said
one male and one female,
but couldn't you make
- just a tiny little exception?
- Oh, just look
at how great it's shaping up!
What if it was two
eensy-weensy little animals,
like so small they
fit in my pocket?
No means no.
Now, let me get
back to work here.
But Gramps, what if
What are we gonna do?
We got a really
big problem, Vini.
And you're writing
a poem right now?
This isn't a poem, I'm
copying our golden ticket.
I think I've got the hang
of God's handwriting.
He moves in a
mysterious way. See?
Wait, I got an idea!
- What's your favorite color?
- What? Are you crazy?
At a time like this,
you've got your mind on
Carnival?
You know, I'm kind of enjoying
this whole high-heel thing.
- Vini?
- Yeah?
- Vini, look at me.
- What?
- Pay attention! Focus!
- Yeah, yeah. I'm just working on my cham.
No, focus!
Whoo!
- I can feel it. Today's our day.
- Yeah.
Everything's going
just as we planned.
Get a move on, now!
Invitations only.
You're as calm as
could be, right?
Attention not to step
on anyone's tail.
At least the weather is nice.
- Vini, straighten up your wig.
- Okay.
You get up there, hand
over the invitation
and stall while I sneak in,
and nobody will notice, right?
Right. It'll all be fine.
Look there! The
door. Let's hurry.
- Sorry.
- Are you okay, miss?
- It's gonna work.
- No, it's not!
It's working.
Come on, come on. Move
out of the way, all right?
The boss is coming,
you know what I mean?
The king of the forest, king
of the jungle, whatever.
- Move it! Huh?
- A line? What is this?
What's this thing?
Where is my red carpet?
- Tommy!
- What?
- Look, this is it!
- Come on, come on, come on!
It's our chance.
It's gonna work! Yes!
- Come on!
- Our chance, now!
I told you! Okay, let's
go. Go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go, go.
- It's going to work.
It's working.
- It's working!
- Go, go, go. Hurry! Go!
Let's go. Don't stop.
Not you two! Stop right there!
Oh, come on,
Gramps. Let them in!
One male and one
female. That's it.
Oh! Let the little
rats have some fun.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
It looks like we've got
one too many mice here.
But Vini and me,
we're a musical duo.
- You better go.
- No, you go.
- You... You go. I insist.
- There's no time left.
You have to go.
I can't leave you
behind. You go.
Why don't you just flip a
coin and make up your minds?
Whoa!
Close the doors!
Vini! Where are you?
Vini, come back! Come
back, Vini! Vini, don't!
Vini, come back!
No, no!
Why?
Oh? Hey!
Sale! End of the world!
Get 'em while they're hot!
Hey, hey, hey.
This is your lucky
day, Mousy Boy!
This is your last chance to board
the ship of your dreams, okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's
just five mothballs.
I should tell him. What
do you do for a living?
I'm a poet, singer, artist.
Oh, a bum! Oh, yeah.
Alfonso's Ark is the
perfect place for you.
Watch out!
You've got to look
where you're going.
Come on. Come with me.
You just won the
lottery, my friend.
A window seat in first class.
- Hey, yeah. Come here.
- This is Alex, Baby,
- Bill
- Peace and love, man.
And Wilkowski. Don't let
appearances fool you.
They're a real refined bunch.
And then there's Sheyla
Look, man, I truly am
grateful and all, but
Hey, hey! This diploma
does not lie, my friend.
I am an honorary member of the
Association of Ogg Builders
and Navigators of
Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
You're selling an illusion.
But what is life if
not a grand illusion?
You feel me?
Come on.
Hey, hey.
There's enough
room for everyone.
Calm down.
That's better.
If you rejiggerate
the riffle raffle,
there's spaciousness
enough for everyone.
Don't get me wrong,
ladies and gentlemen.
For reasons beyond our control,
it has become "imperatricious"
to undertake a
"territorialistic" rearrangement,
and so you'll have to shove
over into the corners.
- Who's us?
- It's nothing personal,
but, you know, it's just unbecoming
for the physically gifted among us
to share a space with colleagues
who are more, shall we say,
- fully figurative.
- Did he just body shame us?
Actually, I think that corner
has better ventilation.
What?
Come on, everyone!
Move, everyone! Come on!
It's merely a
procedure of matter.
Here!
Help! Help!
So you've changed your mind!
Unfortunately, due to
current circumstances,
the fine sale just ended,
and now it's ten mothballs.
Friends, Romans, country bugs!
We are bound for the
promised land of
Staten Island!
Get out of the way! Back!
- Back!
- Boo! Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo!
He thinks you all
are a little too
- cheery for your own good.
- I thought fancy was a good thing.
I should be VIP.
But orders "is" orders. Come on!
- Git, git!
- Move to the back! The back!
Come on! Follow me!
Hurry!
Move it or lose it.
Keep going!
Almost. Come on, up here!
That's the way.
Much better.
I need some help!
Buddy, relax! It's
our friend Rod!
- Lightning Rod now...
- Oh!
You're all out of your mind!
So what was your name again?
I'm Tom.
I'm Nina.
Hey, look what I got for us!
He hasn't even touched his food.
He's been like this
for three days.
You've got to eat something.
- Who cares?
- I do.
Grandpa said everyone has to
make it to the end in one piece.
He's got it all figured out.
Ten percent for losses,
a twenty percent productivity
bonus, five percent for emergencies.
That's enough food to last
40 days and 40 nights! Right?
Well, he obviously didn't show
that math to poser over there.
Look, I don't mean
to be a bugger,
but are you aware that
this old tub is sinking?
How about a song to
get folks' spirits up?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
A song? Now?
Play some reggae!
Peace and love.
Well, sing us a song,
yeah? Come on! It's simple!
- Give him a chance!
- Come on, we want to hear it!
How are we siblings to gnat?
He's really a brat.
Meanwhile, our
friend the mosquito.
He'd love to bleed you
He'd love to bleed you.
How are we brothers
the headlights?
Who really aren't nice.
They barely can fly
They barely can fly.
Yeah, that's the way I like it!
They barely can fly.
They barely can fly
I had a sister, The house moth.
Will eat her way
Through the good cloth.
Relative to the butterfly
Who's way too shy.
Silence! Proceed after myself.
Oh, I'm a bad gorilla.
Tom!
Come on! Come on!
Beat it!
And the wee little flea.
What a bother he can be.
When he makes you itch.
Oh, it will make you twitch.
Looks like the old geezer!
Have your fill, my excellencies.
Don't be shy.
The ark is
"incontrovocably" ours.
And what do we do
when the food is over?
We've been invited
to the world's
- greatest all-you-can-eat buffet!
- Come on!
Believe me, my friends. We
are "indubidoubtably" obeying
the only divine law there is,
the law of the jungle.
I'm gonna get that furry
drug right in the snout!
- Not so loud or they'll hear us!
- Just one little...
Look, the old geezer!
Right between the
old man's eyes!
Boys, all right, all right!
Very good. Very good.
Oh, oh!
Just a tiny little hole.
You know, all the better for
the air to "circulamentate".
Boss! Big joke!
I like it. I don't
understand, but I like it!
My tail! It's stuck!
Look! There! There's
a crack in the ark!
- What crack?
- Crack!
Over there! A hole in the ark!
- We should do something.
- Titanic! Titanic!
Stop this! Tom is in there!
My sweetheart!
Oh no. Oh, no! Where is he?
Where's the little mouse?
Aw, now that's a shame.
He was a good kid.
What? Trespassers?
The mouse! He's
drowning! He needs help!
- Help him, Gorgeous! Help him!
- Save my cutie!
Whatever!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Stand aside!
I am an honorary member of
the Life Guards Association
of Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
All this mouse needs is
a little mouth-to-mouth!
What are you guys doing?
There's a crack in the ark!
We must inform the ship's
captain immediately.
Oh! Oh! Hurry! Hurry, hurry.
My tail's stuck.
- Faster, Gramps! Wake up!
- You must be dreaming!
The bugs and the
mouse told me, Gramps.
Bugs and mouse?
No, no, no! Don't. No, no, no
- Oh, my Lord!
- That's not good.
Wait. What?
- Noah, what is it?
- What's this?
All together now! Put
your back into it!
Oh!
Oh, no! Oh!
Grandma!
What happened?
What do we do?
- Help! Everybody, give us a hand!
- Oh, oh!
- Susana Maria!
- Oh, the water!
We're losing all the food!
Everyone, hurry! Hurry!
I didn't even have
my third lunch today!
Unacceptable.
Everybody! Come on, help
the captain! Come on!
It's the old guy's problem!
The meat! We're losing it
all! Grab my fillet mignon!
Come on, give me more wood!
Oh, my banana!
Here! Push!
- One more time! Come on!
- Keep pushing!
This is mine! Get out!
Come on, everybody,
we can do this!
Oh, oh, oh!
- Grandpa!
- You are burning up, Grandpa.
Let us get you to bed right now.
It's not going to be easy
to control these beasts!
Come on. We'll manage.
What? Is that you, Vini?
Am I dreaming?
No, man. It's really me!
You're alive, my little boy!
No more blues, my friend.
Get squizzed in here!
I'm gonna suffocate!
I'm sorry. Is that you?
Sorry, man. Yeah, let me just
Hey, everyone, this is
Vini. And this is Vini!
Oh, no. Sorry. And this is Nina
from when you were
getting on the ark.
Yes, this is my buddy Vini, the
poet, my friend, my everything.
Delighted. Enchant.
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't start, okay?
So cute!
Oh.
What a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a cutie.
Is there one thing
In this wide world.
As pure white And
full of beauty.
As your furry little tummy.
Oh, so fuzzy, Such a cutie.
Such a cutie!
Is there one thing
In this wide world.
Just as cheeky, Just as bouncy.
As this darling Little doggie.
When she gets All bouncy-wouncy.
With her back And
all the wagging.
So cute!
Looks like a popcorn.
Come here, Popcorn!
Nice music, guys.
What will we do with no food?
We're gonna starve!
Would mademoiselle prefer
Roquefort or Camembert?
- Camembert, of course.
- And monsieur?
String cheese.
Voil.
Is that your universe calling?
I think it's yours.
Extinguished colleagues,
I would like to thank you all
for having kept calm during
such a ghastly incidental.
What?
In light of the preposterancy
of the present situation,
I, Baruk III and my companions
have decided that if we are to ever
ride out this jeopardous situation,
what we need is a leader.
Leader! Leader!
Leader! Yes, yes!
Indespite my lack of any
personalistic ambitions,
I have offered myself
up for this "dismeasurable
sacrification".
All those in favor
of the motion,
give me a like.
Like, like, like,
like, like, like, like!
And what gives you
the right to do that?
I don't need to waste my time
"explicating" myself
to these refuse widows.
Ridiculous!
Two males of the same specimen?
Wherefore such preferentialism
for such useless beings?
I hereby declare
that the first
creature to be devoured
shall be the extra mouse.
Excuse me, Excellency.
If I may humbly ask
to appeal to you
Vini!
Where does it hurt, Vini?
- Here.
- It wasn't that serious!
It's a piercing pain that comes
from the depths of my soul,
but a little massage could
probably take care of it.
Oh, come on! It was just
a huge Russian bear!
Oh, here, too.
Leader! Leader! Leader!
I wonder if I can
get his autograph!
If you go easy on
the double chin
and shore up the forelock,
I'd be ever so grateful.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
And to prove that
you really adore me,
you may donate a mere 50% of
your "edibleisms" to my person.
Fifty percent!
Fifty percent or half your food.
- Whichever you'd like is a good deal.
- Fifty percent?
Did you hear?
The poser just made a law saying
that little animals have to
give him half their food!
But that's something that
doesn't really concern us.
He eats meat and we eat plants.
Doesn't sound like I should
meddle in those affairs.
You're the only ones
who can stop him.
He's not that bad of a dude.
It could all just be rumors!
What do you mean? He
doesn't respect anybody.
He pushed you all
over into this corner.
Oh, Popcorn. You
little cutie patootie!
Here's where I stand.
He doesn't mess with us
and we won't mess with him.
I'm neither pro nor against.
I can't believe you're
just going to sit there.
Nina, where are you
going? Wait! Wait! Shush!
He's gonna be mad now.
He's nothing but a
bully. A big bully!
Poser! Boo!
Down with the poser! Down
A star of your magnitude must
not be ridiculed like this.
I'm with her! What she said!
- Ladies and gentlemen!
- There he goes again!
We cannot be held hostage by a
half dozen handful of hooligans
having witnessed
"incidentations" of terrorism.
I have decided to "implementate"
the following decrees.
Number one. Borders
must be abided by.
And which so ever animals
trespass into the VIP area
will be duly devoured.
Number two.
The sacrifications must be made
by those who are born
to be sacrificized!
- Number three.
- What?
The above forementioned laws will
be in effect indeterminately.
Whoever doesn't like
it will be slaughtered
- and thrown into the sea.
- Oh!
Or something worse that I
come up with on the spot.
Popcorn! Don't cross
the border! Come back!
Popcorn! Come back,
you silly puppy!
Stop! Don't hurt him!
He's just a baby!
- Get out of here!
- Come back!
The first trespasser,
Your Majesty,
who must be eaten as
an example to the rest!
- It's a puppy!
- The law is for everyone.
With a heavy heart,
- I will fulfill my "obligamentations".
- Please don't do it! No!
Come here, you
little puppy nugget.
- No!
- Monster!
No! Not the baby! No!
Please don't!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Stop!
Let him go!
- Yeah!
- Why?
Because I'm asking you to!
No! I'm telling you to!
And what are you going
to do if I don't?
Let Popcorn go!
Right now!
Hey! Can't you see that
if you start fighting
the ark's going to sink?
Do you want to end up at the
bottom of the ocean or what?
So? What do we do then?
We'll just have to
scarf down the humans.
No, no, no! If you eat the
humans, we'll be left adrift!
- Only they know how to navigate.
- And what do we do?
There is not enough
food for everyone.
Wait.
We should ask Billy the
Goat, the wisest of us all!
- Yeah, Billy the Goat!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I don't understand. Is he?
Billy the Goat! Billy
the Goat! Billy the Goat!
Attention all my brothers
From the animal kingdom.
To what the goat is saying
While singing to the rhythm.
Oh, oh.
Now don't complain later If
you don't listen to Billy.
If you listen to the evil
You'll be fish food, you silly.
Oh, oh.
To resolve the situation
Of confusion on the boat.
Let's have a contest Like
when I was a young goat.
Oh, oh.
- A contest?
- What kind of contest?
- Oh, the top model!
- Open party!
- Long jump, high jump!
- Make it top model!
Big Brother!
- Music!
- A musical competition.
That's right! Music!
Now, brothers, understand
A song you will prepare.
Each group will form a band
And the stage you will share.
The one with most fans
The ark you will command.
Oh, oh.
The ark you will command!
Do my ears decease me?
A singing competition?
At long last, you all
will have the chance
to feast your ears on
my "prodigerous" talent!
- Mamma mia!
- Top of the class!
And the winner is
going to be in charge.
- Yeah!
- That's our chance.
And from now to the competition,
everybody keeps cool and
nobody eats anybody, okay?
"Indubidoubtably".
But after my triumph, I
shall decide amongst you
who will be the first
to grace my noble belly!
Oh!
We've only got enough
food left for a few days!
We'll have to send a
bird out to find land.
- This one.
- What?
Here, birdie, birdie.
- The dove?
- Grammy!
- But Ruth that one?
- I trust this one.
Come back soon, my
beautiful little dove.
Find us a piece of land
and bring us a branch.
Go on, little dove!
Is this where we sign
up for the talent show?
- 'Cause I'm ready!
- Move along, guys. Next!
Wolfgang Ludwig Sebastian John
Lennon McCartney Johnny Cash.
- Presley Louis Armstrong III.
- Excuse me?
- Oh, shall I say it again?
- No, that's okay.
Oh, just write down "Penguin".
That's my stage name
- Next!
- Okay. Okay.
- Vini and
- And Tom.
- Oh, boy.
- "Excusify" me.
- Look out.
- Get out of here!
- Hey!
- Coming through here.
Royalty coming through.
Listen, little miss lady.
Why not cut to the chase
and simply engrave the name
of the winner on the trophy?
Why waste any more time?
No way you can beat these two.
- Oh, no. No, she's kidding.
- Mice
Please, please!
Don't make me laugh!
For that matter,
those ridiculous creatures
shouldn't even be allowed
to "participitate"!
Yes! Star!
- S-T-A-R.
- Step down! Step aside!
That's enough. You
take this, and this,
and another dose of this!
Sonya?
I was waiting for the heat
and wind to wither down a bit?
Come on, just flap your wing.
I don't know why they chose
me. I'm not gonna make it.
You have a highly
important mission
and it will be an honor
to accompany you, miss.
Really?
- Wow!
- All right, point the way!
That way! I can
feel it in my heart.
When is break time?
Come on!
Oh, that beam's all crooked.
Watch out!
Okay. A little more to the left.
Left, left!
Those fools
This will be easier than
I could have "imaginated".
Keep up the good work!
That stage is where
I'm going to shine!
Is the is the dove back yet?
Not yet, but she will get here.
Are we there yet?
Be brave, Sonya! They're
all counting on us.
Land must be close.
Oh, my goodness.
I have my music for
the contest, you see!
Let me help you warm up.
Here comes the duck Quack,
quack, quack, here comes
Oh, I've heard fowl
before, but that is "foul"!
Does it need more?
So I know music and
that is not music!
Yes, yes. I'm working on a
piece that's rather avant-garde.
Conceptual and minimalist.
It's kind of soundless
music, you see.
Oh, yeah! Here comes
the money train!
Oh look out, world!
Rich roach coming through!
Oh good Lord!
Excuse me, lovely ladies.
I was observing
your difficulties.
Well, I thought to myself,
"Don't you know someone
who could help?"
- Do you?
- There is a nominal fee involved.
A fee?
Exclusivity rates, copyright
fees, union due standard stuff!
Just two chunks of cheese and
that trophy is guaranteed!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The animals are preparing
for the competition.
- And?
- And I can't tell who's worse.
So I was thinking, maybe
you could all help out.
Help out?
Yeah. Well, you see, the
dynamics of supply and demand
dictate that you can
request compensation.
Do you mean sell our songs?
Just imagine, Mousy Boy. The
talk shows, the autographs,
the girl mice taking
selfies with you.
Not a bad idea.
- What do you get out of it?
- A little fee of merely 20%.
Does it sound right to you?
Ten percent and it will
be our little secret.
That's better.
One, two, three Here I go!
Oonga, boonga.
Shake your boonga, boonga -Yeah!
The mamas of the animal kingdom.
I'm the king.
Oh, it's Baruk.
Boogaloo.
How'd you like it?
I need a pill.
Well, it could do with an
adjustment here and there.
Some backup dances on stage,
dry ice, a little blowout
to get my mane flying.
I don't mean to question
your royal talents,
but has Your Majesty
considered what happens
if you do not succeed?
You don't get it, do
you? It's all fake news.
This so-called competition
is the peak perfect occasion
to catch our
enemies flat-footed.
You'll surround them and attack
just as I'm receiving
my well-deserved award.
It'll be peak perfect!
Oh! Land!
- I can see land! We got it!
- Land! Finally!
- We did it, Sonya!
- I can't believe it.
Is anyone down there?
- Hello!
- What's this?
Hello!
You okay, Sonya?
Hey, mister!
Why don't you pick on
someone your own si...
Wow!
Actually
It's "miss".
- Hey, snap out of it!
- I'm sorry.
We're on on super "intorpant"
I mean, super important mission.
- You are?
- "Srivate Ponia"
I mean, Private Sonya, she
was sent by Ruth and Noah
to find dry land
for the animals.
And I, Colonel Kilgore,
from the Follows Brigade
- Swallows Brigade, am her escort.
- Oh! Tell me more!
Oh, Noah, that gray-bearded
guy, he's built an ark.
You know the one
who's married to Ruth?
She's such a sweetie!
Their granddaughter, she just
talks and talks and talks.
I'm sorry, we're in
a bit of a hurry.
We still have to find land!
I happen to be an
expert in finding land.
Maybe I could give
you guys some help!
Oh, please! We'd love your
help, oh big wink pale
I mean, big, pink whale!
We'd really like that.
Rise and shine, Mousy Boys!
We got more work to do.
Are we there yet?
Are we close?
That's it, Mousy
Boys! Keep 'em coming!
The dove... Is she back?
She will get here
in time, I hope.
More work to do!
Oh, are we there yet?
That's it.
- Last song done.
- I could use that on the stage!
Hey, Nina. I was thinking of you
and I just wrote a few verses.
In the waters running clear
Of the little forest stream
The sun, its veil of fire,
Silver and gold in its beams
- That's really nice, Vini!
- Shining brilliant far and near,
From sky to earth to
waterfall it gleams
He's dedicated that poem
to about 20 girls already!
Do I sense a hint of jealousy?
- Jealous?
- All right, cut it out!
You two need to focus!
Just think what will happen
if the lion wins the contest.
Shush! Don't look at
me. Don't look at me.
What did I just say, Ducky
Boy? Don't look at me!
The victory is yours!
Okay, okay, okay. Shush!
Keep your beak shut!
Nobody can know about this,
but that trophy is yours.
Come here my little
Gouda! Oh! No!
Oh, stop with those song
orders! That's enough!
The only problem is
that I kind of promised
- exclusivity in first place.
- Promised?
- Promised who?
- Oh! I... We...
Everyone?
I can't believe it!
You should be ashamed!
Everyone is going hungry.
And you two are
stuffing yourselves
selling your songs?
You think you're the good guys?
Well, deep down, you're
just as bad as the lion.
- Oh! That hurt.
- Zip it, Alfonso!
- She's right.
- Yeah, she's right.
- So, let's return the food.
- All of it?
Including your 10%.
Now that hurt
Has anyone seen Nina?
No, I no see her.
Where is Nina now?
Nina!
- You're right!
- Tommy, I've been thinking
It's an awful shame to
fight over Nina, you know?
Oh, I agree, buddy.
- Let's not fight over her anymore.
- Deal.
That's my boy.
You just need to be
strong and forget Nina.
- Why me?
- Why not?
I thought it was gonna be you.
Listen up, my
insignificant colleagues!
I have good news
and bad news.
The bad news is that
your little friend
- is about to be devoured.
- Oh, no! Nina!
Get your paws off me!
The good news
is that if you find
a way for me to win,
I will generously
consider the possibility
of not injuriating
her too badly.
Win? But the competition
is the day after tomorrow!
There's no time!
We would have to
compose, rehearse
If you ever want to see this
nasty little thing again,
you better think quick,
and start writing a song to
rival my gargantuous talent!
Oh, no wait!
How much longer
do we have to go?
I don't know.
What's wrong, little sugar?
Not keen on the company?
Oh, no! That's not
it! On the contrary,
there was only enough
food left for a week!
The hole was rotting away
and we've been out
here for ten days!
I'm afraid that
I've failed them.
What are you talking
about? We haven't failed!
You're the one who
taught me to believe.
Come on, chin up.
We can do this!
Well, we'd arrive much
faster if I went underwater.
But then we won't be
able to follow you.
You can just get in.
- Wow!
- Yeah! Great idea!
Let's go!
Wow!
Is it a tasty mouse?
Tasty mouse!
Where's my song?
It goes like this.
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
- What?
- Took a leap and then you smote.
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion Was it
God who made you titan?
Your throat is a furnace raging.
Your paws, they are pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame
Those cutting claws do maim.
He's terrible! Terrible!
Obviously, it's not be
suitable for my range.
Nothing suits your range!
You're tone-deaf! You
You've got no rhythm!
You're a musical train wreck!
Did you see that? He
didn't hit a single note!
It was ridiculous! Horrendous!
But who needs to sing with
the enormity of my charisma?
You sing it.
- Think about Nina.
- One, two, three.
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
It's settled then!
You two hide behind the curtains
and I'll mouth the words.
Mama always said I had a
talent for "lipsticking".
What? Lip-syncing?
It would seem to
be your only chance
to save that disgusting
little thing
Let Nina go and we have a deal.
She stays.
- After my victory
- He's lying!
- She will be "liberamentated".
- Don't believe him!
Dear companions
what would you say if someone
offered you the chance
to save the ark
and become heroes?
All right, it's your lucky day!
Oh, what do you mean?
All you guys have to do is
stand backstage for a while,
pretending you're us,
to trick the lion.
You want us to fool
the supreme leader?
How can you support a guy
that treats you like trash?
He's strong.
He's the only one
who can protect us.
Doesn't it bother you to
be kicked to the curb?
- Used.
- And treated like puppets?
We love it!
Basta!
That lion won't rest until
he eats us for lunch!
Starting with you
two little meatballs!
Hey yo, cock-a-doodle-doo,
animal kingdom!
It's the big day!
Where do we go again?
At long last, my time to shine!
Oh, fabulous!
I can already hear the applause!
Great work?
Yeah, this is realistic, right?
Perfecto! That lion not
gonna know the difference.
This ain't gonna work!
They're so much better
looking than us.
Lions aren't known for
their intelligence.
All you have to do is
stall him for a hot second
until we get back.
Your Majesty, we
wanted to go see you!
I don't...
Everyone is gonna see you're
just an ugly, disgusting,
obnoxious big bully!
Trying to win me
over with flattery?
After you win the
contest, Your Majesty,
what do we do with
the little rat?
You can ingurgitate her.
A promise made to
a rat isn't worth
well, a rat.
You nasty, good-for-nothing,
greedy poser!
When are we going to
attack, Your Majesty?
It must be precisely when
I'm receiving my award,
when the audience is
utterly "hypnoticized".
On my signal, you all attack!
If you're going to
win the contest,
why do we need to eat him? 'Cause
you know, I'm like a vegan.
And why do we have to
wait until the end?
First, triumph and glamour!
Then, the attack and
the "slaughteration"!
"Slaughteration"!
Why is this taking so long?
Yeah, let's go!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going first.
I don't intend on
abiding my time.
You know it's fashionable to
keep your fans waiting a little.
I'll call you in a
sec! Thanks! Bye!
I'm going first! You hear me?
Do you have any idea how
many followers I have?
All right, you wild
and crazy arkmates.
I want to feel those
boards shaking!
We're about to get the craziest
critter on the ark up in here.
Give it up for the dum-dum-duck!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
The featherbrained duck
Got himself into trouble.
He beat up the goose And
then gave the hen double.
He jumped off the perch
At the foot of the horse.
Got a hoof in the face.
- Let's do this.
- Wait for it, wait for it
Alfonso team, go!
And started to choke With
a pain in the gullet.
He fell in a puddle And
broke a large crack.
Nina's back there.
We've gotta distract the
hyenas. I've got a plan.
Come on!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Oh, where are they?
If they don't show up,
we're gone, big boy.
They're on their way.
What? Vini, this is not good.
La cucaracha.
Hey, yeah! Oh, yeah!
La cucaracha.
Excuse me.
How about a little song to
get your spirits up, huh?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
Come on, sing it with me!
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
- It's 'cause your man, he loves
- It's not funny!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Sir, would you prefer
to be introduced
as "magnanimous",
"supreme", or "sublime"?
How about all three?
And maybe add in "cute",
just to shake things
up a little bit.
Introducing, Mrs. Owl!
Take your time!
I thought I was next.
Little owl, little owl.
Well, I sure do pity you.
You sit very still
Don't flit about.
Always staring Towards the blue.
And your song, ever so dour.
Always asking "Who, who, who?"
Little owl, oh little owl.
When someone sets eyes On you.
- Little owl, what sight to see.
- Just beautiful!
You're so ugly -Like
Mama used to sing.
My, oh my!
Bravo! Bravo!
Why don't we just devour her?
I even worked out some
awesome dance moves!
Just follow
everything I do, okay?
And do a twist!
You can do this! Do your worst!
On it.
Oh, so itchy!
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
- Get off, get off, get off!
- Dancing! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
- We're getting you out of here.
- What about the contest?
Is there some problem
with my performance?
I'm just saving
the best for last!
You're going to
knock them dead, sir.
Best for last?
And now, everybody's favorite!
The queen of shaking
a tail feather,
Speckled Hen and
the Specklettes!
Oh yeah! Everybody!
I need tails!
Tail feathers, hooves, paws
I need them moving
I need them shaking
I need you to get up
I need you to get down
I need you to rock this tail!
Oh, she's amazing!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These
days she hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These
days she hasn't been Zen.
She's such a trouble-maker
And likes to riot.
She enjoys just spreading gossip
I don't want to be barbecue!
Stay right where you are or
I'll rip your snouts off!
My foot!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough, enough.
He's running away!
Let's get him! Let's get him!
Tommy! Run, run!
Shake a tail feather
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What! What! What! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these
days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these
days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh!
Mama still got it!
And grumbles to her
friends She's had enough.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
I feel the vibration!
Dancing bear!
I mean, boxing bear.
That's it! It's my turn now.
I'm sick and tired of
your tricks, young lady!
Go, go, go.
Fly and swing your tails around
Yes, fly and swing your tails.
Fly and swing your tails around
Yes, fly and swing your tails.
Shake a tail feather.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Oh!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Look out!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Oh, Alfonso!
No. No, no, no
- Alfonso!
- Oh!
We have to get up there!
Let's go! Come on!
- Like! Like! Like! Like!
- Follow! Follow! Follow!
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, more applause, please!
We have to get up there!
Come on, guys! Come on!
We have to get up there. Come
on, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
I'm ready!
And now the lion.
Lion, lion, lion.
Roaring like a giant.
- Oh!
- Hoo!
Took a leap And then you smote.
Oh!
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion, lion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lion, lion Oh!
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote
A poor little mountain goat.
The lion, lion The king
of beasts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion The
king of beasts almighty.
The lion, lion The
king of beasts almighty
I got an idea. I got this one.
- Speed it up. Watch. Tempo faster!
- Okay.
Your throat is a furnace raging
Your paws, they are a-pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame
Those cutting claws do maim.
Near and far, lion stands In
the shifting desert sands.
Lion lofty, head held high
On the cliff-edge of sky.
A lion, a lion The king
of beasts almighty.
Now slow it down!
Lion hunting at midday.
Bolts from the cave at his prey.
Lion, lion -Fast!
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
Is this a song contest or
a stand-up comedy? Come on!
- His breath will make you die.
- His lies will make you cry!
His breath will make you die.
The tiger's leap's a streak
Like lightning, but there's not.
Tiger alive who can beat.
Take this.
- Open the curtain
- I got it. I got it.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Now, the curtain!
This is terrible.
- We're screwed.
- Freeze and smile.
He's not singing!
Cheater! You're
nothing but a cheater!
- Cheater!
- Tyrant! Tyrant!
Wait a moment.
I can explain. I wanted
to sing my own song,
but they pushed
their song on me!
I am sure we will make an example
of these "fraudulentsters"!
I don't think so, buddy.
You can't stop me!
Game over boss.
- Game over.
- C'est fini.
Don't interrupt! I can explain!
No one's interrupting
you! Right, everyone?
You interrupted!
Ruth. Ruth!
- We did it! We did it!
- You did it, Sonya!
Come quick! She's back!
- Look at the branch!
- I did it!
They found land!
- I did it!
- We're saved!
We're saved!
We are!
Where's Susie? We
have to let her know!
- Hello!
- Thank you.
I did it!
Come on, Noah. Come on!
Alfonso?
Oh, no.
Alfonso!
I can't believe it!
Did he die?
So young
Alfonso!
Poor little cockroach!
- What? Alfonso?
- He's alive!
He's he's alive! What?
- Oh no!
- Oh, he's dead again!
- Alfonso!
- Are you alive or dead?
Please make up
your mind. Alfonso?
He's alive! Yeah!
Oh, he's alive!
Classic Alfonso.
Nobody knows how to survive
better than cockroaches.
Susana! We found land!
Everyone! We found land!
It's a miracle! We found land!
- Oh! This is not good!
- Oh no!
The ark is falling apart!
No! The ark! It's
about to collapse!
- Maybe we should give it a push.
- Yeah! Land is close! Come on!
Onward, my friend!
We can do this! We just
have to work together.
Come on!
Yeah, yeah! We can do it!
Here! We're almost there!
Keep pushing! Push! Push!
All right, come on, come
on. Give me your hand.
Everyone together, all right?
United we stand, all right?
Everyone together now!
Here we go! Everybody's
going to make it!
- Everyone together...
- Come on, guys. Together we're stronger!
Run! Go!
Don't worry! Everybody's
going to make it!
Take my paw. Come.
SOS!
So embarrassing!
Land! Land for everyone!
Land for all my cousins!
We made it.
We made it! We made it.
Can you believe it? Oh!
We finally made it
to our new home!
I think this calls for a song!
Come here!
- Oh, look at this.
- Congratulations, everybody.
Oh yeah!
The oddest house I ever saw.
It had no roof -That's good.
It had no door.
No one was able To go inside.
It had no walls It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
It had no floor
It had no ground.
No one was able to
go pee pee -Oh no!
It had no potty, no WC.
No one was able To go pee pee.
It had no potty, no WC.
But it was built
With loving care.
At number zero, On Bozo Square.
At number zero, On Bozo Square.
Yeah!
- We're definitely going viral, my friend!
- What a ride!
It had no roof It had no door.
No one was able to go inside.
It had no walls No walls.
It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
No one It had no floor.
It had no ground
No one was able.
To go Peepee.
It had no potty No WC.
Beautiful, Tommy.
But it was built
With love and care.
At number zero On Bozo Square.
At number zero.
On Bozo Square.
Basta! That's it
with the losses!
- I've had it up to here! Out!
- Take it easy, Mrs. Ferret,
at least it wasn't
as bad as last week.
- That's a great sign!
- Oh, enough! Basta!
It's time for you two
to get the heck out!
We're gonna fill every corner
of this place to the max!
No, no, no, no,
no. The problem is
you two are rats and
will always be rats!
Who is gonna come out of
the burrow to see a couple
- of wannabe singer rats?
- Rats?
That's just plain ratism!
You couldn't even
pay us to stay here!
Just give us our money
and we are out of here!
Pay?
- Here is your bill! No pay!
- Una Bella signora,
the owner of such a
fine establishment,
ought to treat her clients
with a gentler touch.
- You ain't no client!
- If we're not clients,
then we don't need to pay!
Where is my guitar?
Oh, here it is.
This is the end of the road!
Then it's the beginning
of another road.
A prettier, a better one.
Oh, okay. Things couldn't
possibly be worse.
We've hit rock bottom!
Perfect! Now we have
nowhere to go but up.
There are no more bars left.
We've been kicked
out of all of them.
Come on, Tommy. Take it easy.
Our time is coming. The
universe is calling us.
Can you hear it?
Then the universe must be in the
center of my belly, you dummy!
Because that's what
you're hearing!
Good night, Wolfman.
Sweet dreams, Queen of Soul.
Your blessings, Master Moon.
Sarav.
Tom! Come on, man.
Your universe must be starving.
What the heck did you eat?
Pollution. War. Greed.
I mean, come on!
Five-minute voice messages?
Send a text!
I tried my best,
but what's a god to do?
- Oh!
- I'm just going to have
to shake it all up and
start all over from scratch.
- What do you mean?
- I'm sending a rainstorm
that will last 40
days and 40 nights.
- Wait. Is that too much? No.
- Oh!
- I'm going to wipe it all out!
- Wipe them all out?
- Don't you think that's a bit much?
- Just listen!
You're going to build an ark
and you're going to bring
on two of every species,
one male and one female.
Just one pair?
Am I stuttering?
Well, how am I supposed
to let the animals know?
How are they all going to fit?
Well, I can help get
the invitations out?
And now how am I going
to feed them all?
How do I know they're not
going to eat each other?
And what about the animals
that live in the cold?
The elephants poop!
Just figure it out!
No!
Oh!
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom,
Tom, Tom! Tommy! Tommy!
- Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
- What? Yeah.
Is this really time
for a new TikTok dance?
I saw God. It's the end!
God is going to wipe it all out.
Except one male and one female.
- That means one of us is a goner.
- Oh!
Are you sure it's not just
another nightmare again?
I'm sure. Yes.
It was really him.
I swear to God I saw him.
I mean, I swear
to him I saw God.
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure!
Are you sure you're sure?
- One, two!
- Oh!
- What is that? Hmm?
- One, two!
One, two! One, two!
One, two!
All right, everyone! Proceed!
One, two! One, two! One, two!
Oh, what's this?
Special delivery!
- What is that?
- Look out below!
- This one's for you!
- What is that?
Here you go! Special invitation!
This one's for you!
Oh, how sweet!
What on Earth are these
papers falling from the sky?
It looks like
they're invitations.
Invitations to a concert?
For a cruise!
An all-you-can-eat buffet.
Just a handful of animals
are being invited.
What do you mean?
Invitations, Your
Majesty! Invitations!
We haven't gotten ours yet!
We haven't gotten ours yet!
Why haven't you overgrown worms
fetched us our invitations yet?
- Sorry, sir.
- Immediately!
Get out of my sight, you
unreasonably sized maggots.
And don't come back
without those invitations.
Is that old guy God?
No, no, no. He must be
an intern or something.
It's the end of the world,
but there's a way out!
He gave me all the
instructions. I got it all here.
We're going to make an ark so
light it'll practically fly away.
If it doesn't sink, that
is good enough for me.
I still can't believe it!
Flushing away everything he made?
God's really out of it.
What if everyone drowns?
That's going to
look so bad for him!
Quit yapping, Susana Maria.
Less words, more soup. Now.
And all this "one male,
one female" stuff?
What about other
kinds of families?
I can't believe it.
Just finish your soup, Susana.
God knows what he is doing.
He's always got so
much on his plate.
And all of a sudden,
he just lost it!
Great talk, but we've
got an ark to build.
That's right,
Gramps. Yes, we do!
Let's try to find extra
invitations for us.
Okay.
It doesn't look like a boat.
Well, it might if you look at
it the right side up, genius.
Oh, yeah. Oh, of course.
Just testing you.
Told you.
Okay. Go, go.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
Listen, old man!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let the mice on to the ark.
Let them all.
They are so fabulous,
incredible, and talented.
- No, no, no, no.
- This is your conscience talking, Noah.
Let them all.
Or else
Run, Vini, run!
Come on! Run for it, man.
Push! Push! Push!
Okay. Go, go, go, go, go!
Hey, stop! If you do
that, you will be sorry.
Oh yeah? Give me
one good reason.
- And make it quick!
- Because there's no reason
a bright young lady,
such as yourself,
should squash two
adorable little rodents.
I've got plenty. Grandpa
says mice are gross.
Yeah, that's right.
Vini's not one of the biggest
fans of bath in the world,
but you know, he's
not that bad, yeah?
And besides, he heard
that only one female mouse
and one male mouse are
going to the big boat.
But we are a musical duo.
Musical mice?
Tom is the musician
and I'm the poet.
- That's who we are.
- Oh!
Hear that, Rolly?
They're superstars!
Can I get an autograph?
Oh wait, no. I know. A selfie!
Let's show her, Tommy.
Oh!
Little sweetie who I do adore.
Now you listen to me.
Just three feet From the floor.
Little sweetie
Don't roll anymore.
Stay like this in my song.
Teeny-weeny So small.
She's a cheeky young lady.
Just clapping her hands.
And pretending she's scared of.
The big Boogeyman.
Forgive me, but in the presence
of two lovely young ladies
such as yourselves,
I just couldn't help
but to serenade you.
What do you think?
Maybe you could
talk to the old man
to see if he might
let us on board.
Please, just help
us get on the ark.
Look, I can try,
but wouldn't a more useful
animal make more sense?
Like a dog or a horse.
Even a cow, maybe.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
guys. Maybe next time?
At least the performance
was solid, right?
- Yeah.
- Your pitch was perfect.
Grandpa, I know he said
one male and one female,
but couldn't you make
- just a tiny little exception?
- Oh, just look
at how great it's shaping up!
What if it was two
eensy-weensy little animals,
like so small they
fit in my pocket?
No means no.
Now, let me get
back to work here.
But Gramps, what if
What are we gonna do?
We got a really
big problem, Vini.
And you're writing
a poem right now?
This isn't a poem, I'm
copying our golden ticket.
I think I've got the hang
of God's handwriting.
He moves in a
mysterious way. See?
Wait, I got an idea!
- What's your favorite color?
- What? Are you crazy?
At a time like this,
you've got your mind on
Carnival?
You know, I'm kind of enjoying
this whole high-heel thing.
- Vini?
- Yeah?
- Vini, look at me.
- What?
- Pay attention! Focus!
- Yeah, yeah. I'm just working on my cham.
No, focus!
Whoo!
- I can feel it. Today's our day.
- Yeah.
Everything's going
just as we planned.
Get a move on, now!
Invitations only.
You're as calm as
could be, right?
Attention not to step
on anyone's tail.
At least the weather is nice.
- Vini, straighten up your wig.
- Okay.
You get up there, hand
over the invitation
and stall while I sneak in,
and nobody will notice, right?
Right. It'll all be fine.
Look there! The
door. Let's hurry.
- Sorry.
- Are you okay, miss?
- It's gonna work.
- No, it's not!
It's working.
Come on, come on. Move
out of the way, all right?
The boss is coming,
you know what I mean?
The king of the forest, king
of the jungle, whatever.
- Move it! Huh?
- A line? What is this?
What's this thing?
Where is my red carpet?
- Tommy!
- What?
- Look, this is it!
- Come on, come on, come on!
It's our chance.
It's gonna work! Yes!
- Come on!
- Our chance, now!
I told you! Okay, let's
go. Go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go, go.
- It's going to work.
It's working.
- It's working!
- Go, go, go. Hurry! Go!
Let's go. Don't stop.
Not you two! Stop right there!
Oh, come on,
Gramps. Let them in!
One male and one
female. That's it.
Oh! Let the little
rats have some fun.
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
It looks like we've got
one too many mice here.
But Vini and me,
we're a musical duo.
- You better go.
- No, you go.
- You... You go. I insist.
- There's no time left.
You have to go.
I can't leave you
behind. You go.
Why don't you just flip a
coin and make up your minds?
Whoa!
Close the doors!
Vini! Where are you?
Vini, come back! Come
back, Vini! Vini, don't!
Vini, come back!
No, no!
Why?
Oh? Hey!
Sale! End of the world!
Get 'em while they're hot!
Hey, hey, hey.
This is your lucky
day, Mousy Boy!
This is your last chance to board
the ship of your dreams, okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's
just five mothballs.
I should tell him. What
do you do for a living?
I'm a poet, singer, artist.
Oh, a bum! Oh, yeah.
Alfonso's Ark is the
perfect place for you.
Watch out!
You've got to look
where you're going.
Come on. Come with me.
You just won the
lottery, my friend.
A window seat in first class.
- Hey, yeah. Come here.
- This is Alex, Baby,
- Bill
- Peace and love, man.
And Wilkowski. Don't let
appearances fool you.
They're a real refined bunch.
And then there's Sheyla
Look, man, I truly am
grateful and all, but
Hey, hey! This diploma
does not lie, my friend.
I am an honorary member of the
Association of Ogg Builders
and Navigators of
Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
You're selling an illusion.
But what is life if
not a grand illusion?
You feel me?
Come on.
Hey, hey.
There's enough
room for everyone.
Calm down.
That's better.
If you rejiggerate
the riffle raffle,
there's spaciousness
enough for everyone.
Don't get me wrong,
ladies and gentlemen.
For reasons beyond our control,
it has become "imperatricious"
to undertake a
"territorialistic" rearrangement,
and so you'll have to shove
over into the corners.
- Who's us?
- It's nothing personal,
but, you know, it's just unbecoming
for the physically gifted among us
to share a space with colleagues
who are more, shall we say,
- fully figurative.
- Did he just body shame us?
Actually, I think that corner
has better ventilation.
What?
Come on, everyone!
Move, everyone! Come on!
It's merely a
procedure of matter.
Here!
Help! Help!
So you've changed your mind!
Unfortunately, due to
current circumstances,
the fine sale just ended,
and now it's ten mothballs.
Friends, Romans, country bugs!
We are bound for the
promised land of
Staten Island!
Get out of the way! Back!
- Back!
- Boo! Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo!
He thinks you all
are a little too
- cheery for your own good.
- I thought fancy was a good thing.
I should be VIP.
But orders "is" orders. Come on!
- Git, git!
- Move to the back! The back!
Come on! Follow me!
Hurry!
Move it or lose it.
Keep going!
Almost. Come on, up here!
That's the way.
Much better.
I need some help!
Buddy, relax! It's
our friend Rod!
- Lightning Rod now...
- Oh!
You're all out of your mind!
So what was your name again?
I'm Tom.
I'm Nina.
Hey, look what I got for us!
He hasn't even touched his food.
He's been like this
for three days.
You've got to eat something.
- Who cares?
- I do.
Grandpa said everyone has to
make it to the end in one piece.
He's got it all figured out.
Ten percent for losses,
a twenty percent productivity
bonus, five percent for emergencies.
That's enough food to last
40 days and 40 nights! Right?
Well, he obviously didn't show
that math to poser over there.
Look, I don't mean
to be a bugger,
but are you aware that
this old tub is sinking?
How about a song to
get folks' spirits up?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
A song? Now?
Play some reggae!
Peace and love.
Well, sing us a song,
yeah? Come on! It's simple!
- Give him a chance!
- Come on, we want to hear it!
How are we siblings to gnat?
He's really a brat.
Meanwhile, our
friend the mosquito.
He'd love to bleed you
He'd love to bleed you.
How are we brothers
the headlights?
Who really aren't nice.
They barely can fly
They barely can fly.
Yeah, that's the way I like it!
They barely can fly.
They barely can fly
I had a sister, The house moth.
Will eat her way
Through the good cloth.
Relative to the butterfly
Who's way too shy.
Silence! Proceed after myself.
Oh, I'm a bad gorilla.
Tom!
Come on! Come on!
Beat it!
And the wee little flea.
What a bother he can be.
When he makes you itch.
Oh, it will make you twitch.
Looks like the old geezer!
Have your fill, my excellencies.
Don't be shy.
The ark is
"incontrovocably" ours.
And what do we do
when the food is over?
We've been invited
to the world's
- greatest all-you-can-eat buffet!
- Come on!
Believe me, my friends. We
are "indubidoubtably" obeying
the only divine law there is,
the law of the jungle.
I'm gonna get that furry
drug right in the snout!
- Not so loud or they'll hear us!
- Just one little...
Look, the old geezer!
Right between the
old man's eyes!
Boys, all right, all right!
Very good. Very good.
Oh, oh!
Just a tiny little hole.
You know, all the better for
the air to "circulamentate".
Boss! Big joke!
I like it. I don't
understand, but I like it!
My tail! It's stuck!
Look! There! There's
a crack in the ark!
- What crack?
- Crack!
Over there! A hole in the ark!
- We should do something.
- Titanic! Titanic!
Stop this! Tom is in there!
My sweetheart!
Oh no. Oh, no! Where is he?
Where's the little mouse?
Aw, now that's a shame.
He was a good kid.
What? Trespassers?
The mouse! He's
drowning! He needs help!
- Help him, Gorgeous! Help him!
- Save my cutie!
Whatever!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Stand aside!
I am an honorary member of
the Life Guards Association
of Bedfordstein Flatbush Avenue.
All this mouse needs is
a little mouth-to-mouth!
What are you guys doing?
There's a crack in the ark!
We must inform the ship's
captain immediately.
Oh! Oh! Hurry! Hurry, hurry.
My tail's stuck.
- Faster, Gramps! Wake up!
- You must be dreaming!
The bugs and the
mouse told me, Gramps.
Bugs and mouse?
No, no, no! Don't. No, no, no
- Oh, my Lord!
- That's not good.
Wait. What?
- Noah, what is it?
- What's this?
All together now! Put
your back into it!
Oh!
Oh, no! Oh!
Grandma!
What happened?
What do we do?
- Help! Everybody, give us a hand!
- Oh, oh!
- Susana Maria!
- Oh, the water!
We're losing all the food!
Everyone, hurry! Hurry!
I didn't even have
my third lunch today!
Unacceptable.
Everybody! Come on, help
the captain! Come on!
It's the old guy's problem!
The meat! We're losing it
all! Grab my fillet mignon!
Come on, give me more wood!
Oh, my banana!
Here! Push!
- One more time! Come on!
- Keep pushing!
This is mine! Get out!
Come on, everybody,
we can do this!
Oh, oh, oh!
- Grandpa!
- You are burning up, Grandpa.
Let us get you to bed right now.
It's not going to be easy
to control these beasts!
Come on. We'll manage.
What? Is that you, Vini?
Am I dreaming?
No, man. It's really me!
You're alive, my little boy!
No more blues, my friend.
Get squizzed in here!
I'm gonna suffocate!
I'm sorry. Is that you?
Sorry, man. Yeah, let me just
Hey, everyone, this is
Vini. And this is Vini!
Oh, no. Sorry. And this is Nina
from when you were
getting on the ark.
Yes, this is my buddy Vini, the
poet, my friend, my everything.
Delighted. Enchant.
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't start, okay?
So cute!
Oh.
What a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a darling little puppy.
Oh, what a cutie.
Is there one thing
In this wide world.
As pure white And
full of beauty.
As your furry little tummy.
Oh, so fuzzy, Such a cutie.
Such a cutie!
Is there one thing
In this wide world.
Just as cheeky, Just as bouncy.
As this darling Little doggie.
When she gets All bouncy-wouncy.
With her back And
all the wagging.
So cute!
Looks like a popcorn.
Come here, Popcorn!
Nice music, guys.
What will we do with no food?
We're gonna starve!
Would mademoiselle prefer
Roquefort or Camembert?
- Camembert, of course.
- And monsieur?
String cheese.
Voil.
Is that your universe calling?
I think it's yours.
Extinguished colleagues,
I would like to thank you all
for having kept calm during
such a ghastly incidental.
What?
In light of the preposterancy
of the present situation,
I, Baruk III and my companions
have decided that if we are to ever
ride out this jeopardous situation,
what we need is a leader.
Leader! Leader!
Leader! Yes, yes!
Indespite my lack of any
personalistic ambitions,
I have offered myself
up for this "dismeasurable
sacrification".
All those in favor
of the motion,
give me a like.
Like, like, like,
like, like, like, like!
And what gives you
the right to do that?
I don't need to waste my time
"explicating" myself
to these refuse widows.
Ridiculous!
Two males of the same specimen?
Wherefore such preferentialism
for such useless beings?
I hereby declare
that the first
creature to be devoured
shall be the extra mouse.
Excuse me, Excellency.
If I may humbly ask
to appeal to you
Vini!
Where does it hurt, Vini?
- Here.
- It wasn't that serious!
It's a piercing pain that comes
from the depths of my soul,
but a little massage could
probably take care of it.
Oh, come on! It was just
a huge Russian bear!
Oh, here, too.
Leader! Leader! Leader!
I wonder if I can
get his autograph!
If you go easy on
the double chin
and shore up the forelock,
I'd be ever so grateful.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
And to prove that
you really adore me,
you may donate a mere 50% of
your "edibleisms" to my person.
Fifty percent!
Fifty percent or half your food.
- Whichever you'd like is a good deal.
- Fifty percent?
Did you hear?
The poser just made a law saying
that little animals have to
give him half their food!
But that's something that
doesn't really concern us.
He eats meat and we eat plants.
Doesn't sound like I should
meddle in those affairs.
You're the only ones
who can stop him.
He's not that bad of a dude.
It could all just be rumors!
What do you mean? He
doesn't respect anybody.
He pushed you all
over into this corner.
Oh, Popcorn. You
little cutie patootie!
Here's where I stand.
He doesn't mess with us
and we won't mess with him.
I'm neither pro nor against.
I can't believe you're
just going to sit there.
Nina, where are you
going? Wait! Wait! Shush!
He's gonna be mad now.
He's nothing but a
bully. A big bully!
Poser! Boo!
Down with the poser! Down
A star of your magnitude must
not be ridiculed like this.
I'm with her! What she said!
- Ladies and gentlemen!
- There he goes again!
We cannot be held hostage by a
half dozen handful of hooligans
having witnessed
"incidentations" of terrorism.
I have decided to "implementate"
the following decrees.
Number one. Borders
must be abided by.
And which so ever animals
trespass into the VIP area
will be duly devoured.
Number two.
The sacrifications must be made
by those who are born
to be sacrificized!
- Number three.
- What?
The above forementioned laws will
be in effect indeterminately.
Whoever doesn't like
it will be slaughtered
- and thrown into the sea.
- Oh!
Or something worse that I
come up with on the spot.
Popcorn! Don't cross
the border! Come back!
Popcorn! Come back,
you silly puppy!
Stop! Don't hurt him!
He's just a baby!
- Get out of here!
- Come back!
The first trespasser,
Your Majesty,
who must be eaten as
an example to the rest!
- It's a puppy!
- The law is for everyone.
With a heavy heart,
- I will fulfill my "obligamentations".
- Please don't do it! No!
Come here, you
little puppy nugget.
- No!
- Monster!
No! Not the baby! No!
Please don't!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Stop!
Let him go!
- Yeah!
- Why?
Because I'm asking you to!
No! I'm telling you to!
And what are you going
to do if I don't?
Let Popcorn go!
Right now!
Hey! Can't you see that
if you start fighting
the ark's going to sink?
Do you want to end up at the
bottom of the ocean or what?
So? What do we do then?
We'll just have to
scarf down the humans.
No, no, no! If you eat the
humans, we'll be left adrift!
- Only they know how to navigate.
- And what do we do?
There is not enough
food for everyone.
Wait.
We should ask Billy the
Goat, the wisest of us all!
- Yeah, Billy the Goat!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
I don't understand. Is he?
Billy the Goat! Billy
the Goat! Billy the Goat!
Attention all my brothers
From the animal kingdom.
To what the goat is saying
While singing to the rhythm.
Oh, oh.
Now don't complain later If
you don't listen to Billy.
If you listen to the evil
You'll be fish food, you silly.
Oh, oh.
To resolve the situation
Of confusion on the boat.
Let's have a contest Like
when I was a young goat.
Oh, oh.
- A contest?
- What kind of contest?
- Oh, the top model!
- Open party!
- Long jump, high jump!
- Make it top model!
Big Brother!
- Music!
- A musical competition.
That's right! Music!
Now, brothers, understand
A song you will prepare.
Each group will form a band
And the stage you will share.
The one with most fans
The ark you will command.
Oh, oh.
The ark you will command!
Do my ears decease me?
A singing competition?
At long last, you all
will have the chance
to feast your ears on
my "prodigerous" talent!
- Mamma mia!
- Top of the class!
And the winner is
going to be in charge.
- Yeah!
- That's our chance.
And from now to the competition,
everybody keeps cool and
nobody eats anybody, okay?
"Indubidoubtably".
But after my triumph, I
shall decide amongst you
who will be the first
to grace my noble belly!
Oh!
We've only got enough
food left for a few days!
We'll have to send a
bird out to find land.
- This one.
- What?
Here, birdie, birdie.
- The dove?
- Grammy!
- But Ruth that one?
- I trust this one.
Come back soon, my
beautiful little dove.
Find us a piece of land
and bring us a branch.
Go on, little dove!
Is this where we sign
up for the talent show?
- 'Cause I'm ready!
- Move along, guys. Next!
Wolfgang Ludwig Sebastian John
Lennon McCartney Johnny Cash.
- Presley Louis Armstrong III.
- Excuse me?
- Oh, shall I say it again?
- No, that's okay.
Oh, just write down "Penguin".
That's my stage name
- Next!
- Okay. Okay.
- Vini and
- And Tom.
- Oh, boy.
- "Excusify" me.
- Look out.
- Get out of here!
- Hey!
- Coming through here.
Royalty coming through.
Listen, little miss lady.
Why not cut to the chase
and simply engrave the name
of the winner on the trophy?
Why waste any more time?
No way you can beat these two.
- Oh, no. No, she's kidding.
- Mice
Please, please!
Don't make me laugh!
For that matter,
those ridiculous creatures
shouldn't even be allowed
to "participitate"!
Yes! Star!
- S-T-A-R.
- Step down! Step aside!
That's enough. You
take this, and this,
and another dose of this!
Sonya?
I was waiting for the heat
and wind to wither down a bit?
Come on, just flap your wing.
I don't know why they chose
me. I'm not gonna make it.
You have a highly
important mission
and it will be an honor
to accompany you, miss.
Really?
- Wow!
- All right, point the way!
That way! I can
feel it in my heart.
When is break time?
Come on!
Oh, that beam's all crooked.
Watch out!
Okay. A little more to the left.
Left, left!
Those fools
This will be easier than
I could have "imaginated".
Keep up the good work!
That stage is where
I'm going to shine!
Is the is the dove back yet?
Not yet, but she will get here.
Are we there yet?
Be brave, Sonya! They're
all counting on us.
Land must be close.
Oh, my goodness.
I have my music for
the contest, you see!
Let me help you warm up.
Here comes the duck Quack,
quack, quack, here comes
Oh, I've heard fowl
before, but that is "foul"!
Does it need more?
So I know music and
that is not music!
Yes, yes. I'm working on a
piece that's rather avant-garde.
Conceptual and minimalist.
It's kind of soundless
music, you see.
Oh, yeah! Here comes
the money train!
Oh look out, world!
Rich roach coming through!
Oh good Lord!
Excuse me, lovely ladies.
I was observing
your difficulties.
Well, I thought to myself,
"Don't you know someone
who could help?"
- Do you?
- There is a nominal fee involved.
A fee?
Exclusivity rates, copyright
fees, union due standard stuff!
Just two chunks of cheese and
that trophy is guaranteed!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The animals are preparing
for the competition.
- And?
- And I can't tell who's worse.
So I was thinking, maybe
you could all help out.
Help out?
Yeah. Well, you see, the
dynamics of supply and demand
dictate that you can
request compensation.
Do you mean sell our songs?
Just imagine, Mousy Boy. The
talk shows, the autographs,
the girl mice taking
selfies with you.
Not a bad idea.
- What do you get out of it?
- A little fee of merely 20%.
Does it sound right to you?
Ten percent and it will
be our little secret.
That's better.
One, two, three Here I go!
Oonga, boonga.
Shake your boonga, boonga -Yeah!
The mamas of the animal kingdom.
I'm the king.
Oh, it's Baruk.
Boogaloo.
How'd you like it?
I need a pill.
Well, it could do with an
adjustment here and there.
Some backup dances on stage,
dry ice, a little blowout
to get my mane flying.
I don't mean to question
your royal talents,
but has Your Majesty
considered what happens
if you do not succeed?
You don't get it, do
you? It's all fake news.
This so-called competition
is the peak perfect occasion
to catch our
enemies flat-footed.
You'll surround them and attack
just as I'm receiving
my well-deserved award.
It'll be peak perfect!
Oh! Land!
- I can see land! We got it!
- Land! Finally!
- We did it, Sonya!
- I can't believe it.
Is anyone down there?
- Hello!
- What's this?
Hello!
You okay, Sonya?
Hey, mister!
Why don't you pick on
someone your own si...
Wow!
Actually
It's "miss".
- Hey, snap out of it!
- I'm sorry.
We're on on super "intorpant"
I mean, super important mission.
- You are?
- "Srivate Ponia"
I mean, Private Sonya, she
was sent by Ruth and Noah
to find dry land
for the animals.
And I, Colonel Kilgore,
from the Follows Brigade
- Swallows Brigade, am her escort.
- Oh! Tell me more!
Oh, Noah, that gray-bearded
guy, he's built an ark.
You know the one
who's married to Ruth?
She's such a sweetie!
Their granddaughter, she just
talks and talks and talks.
I'm sorry, we're in
a bit of a hurry.
We still have to find land!
I happen to be an
expert in finding land.
Maybe I could give
you guys some help!
Oh, please! We'd love your
help, oh big wink pale
I mean, big, pink whale!
We'd really like that.
Rise and shine, Mousy Boys!
We got more work to do.
Are we there yet?
Are we close?
That's it, Mousy
Boys! Keep 'em coming!
The dove... Is she back?
She will get here
in time, I hope.
More work to do!
Oh, are we there yet?
That's it.
- Last song done.
- I could use that on the stage!
Hey, Nina. I was thinking of you
and I just wrote a few verses.
In the waters running clear
Of the little forest stream
The sun, its veil of fire,
Silver and gold in its beams
- That's really nice, Vini!
- Shining brilliant far and near,
From sky to earth to
waterfall it gleams
He's dedicated that poem
to about 20 girls already!
Do I sense a hint of jealousy?
- Jealous?
- All right, cut it out!
You two need to focus!
Just think what will happen
if the lion wins the contest.
Shush! Don't look at
me. Don't look at me.
What did I just say, Ducky
Boy? Don't look at me!
The victory is yours!
Okay, okay, okay. Shush!
Keep your beak shut!
Nobody can know about this,
but that trophy is yours.
Come here my little
Gouda! Oh! No!
Oh, stop with those song
orders! That's enough!
The only problem is
that I kind of promised
- exclusivity in first place.
- Promised?
- Promised who?
- Oh! I... We...
Everyone?
I can't believe it!
You should be ashamed!
Everyone is going hungry.
And you two are
stuffing yourselves
selling your songs?
You think you're the good guys?
Well, deep down, you're
just as bad as the lion.
- Oh! That hurt.
- Zip it, Alfonso!
- She's right.
- Yeah, she's right.
- So, let's return the food.
- All of it?
Including your 10%.
Now that hurt
Has anyone seen Nina?
No, I no see her.
Where is Nina now?
Nina!
- You're right!
- Tommy, I've been thinking
It's an awful shame to
fight over Nina, you know?
Oh, I agree, buddy.
- Let's not fight over her anymore.
- Deal.
That's my boy.
You just need to be
strong and forget Nina.
- Why me?
- Why not?
I thought it was gonna be you.
Listen up, my
insignificant colleagues!
I have good news
and bad news.
The bad news is that
your little friend
- is about to be devoured.
- Oh, no! Nina!
Get your paws off me!
The good news
is that if you find
a way for me to win,
I will generously
consider the possibility
of not injuriating
her too badly.
Win? But the competition
is the day after tomorrow!
There's no time!
We would have to
compose, rehearse
If you ever want to see this
nasty little thing again,
you better think quick,
and start writing a song to
rival my gargantuous talent!
Oh, no wait!
How much longer
do we have to go?
I don't know.
What's wrong, little sugar?
Not keen on the company?
Oh, no! That's not
it! On the contrary,
there was only enough
food left for a week!
The hole was rotting away
and we've been out
here for ten days!
I'm afraid that
I've failed them.
What are you talking
about? We haven't failed!
You're the one who
taught me to believe.
Come on, chin up.
We can do this!
Well, we'd arrive much
faster if I went underwater.
But then we won't be
able to follow you.
You can just get in.
- Wow!
- Yeah! Great idea!
Let's go!
Wow!
Is it a tasty mouse?
Tasty mouse!
Where's my song?
It goes like this.
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
- What?
- Took a leap and then you smote.
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion Was it
God who made you titan?
Your throat is a furnace raging.
Your paws, they are pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame
Those cutting claws do maim.
He's terrible! Terrible!
Obviously, it's not be
suitable for my range.
Nothing suits your range!
You're tone-deaf! You
You've got no rhythm!
You're a musical train wreck!
Did you see that? He
didn't hit a single note!
It was ridiculous! Horrendous!
But who needs to sing with
the enormity of my charisma?
You sing it.
- Think about Nina.
- One, two, three.
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
It's settled then!
You two hide behind the curtains
and I'll mouth the words.
Mama always said I had a
talent for "lipsticking".
What? Lip-syncing?
It would seem to
be your only chance
to save that disgusting
little thing
Let Nina go and we have a deal.
She stays.
- After my victory
- He's lying!
- She will be "liberamentated".
- Don't believe him!
Dear companions
what would you say if someone
offered you the chance
to save the ark
and become heroes?
All right, it's your lucky day!
Oh, what do you mean?
All you guys have to do is
stand backstage for a while,
pretending you're us,
to trick the lion.
You want us to fool
the supreme leader?
How can you support a guy
that treats you like trash?
He's strong.
He's the only one
who can protect us.
Doesn't it bother you to
be kicked to the curb?
- Used.
- And treated like puppets?
We love it!
Basta!
That lion won't rest until
he eats us for lunch!
Starting with you
two little meatballs!
Hey yo, cock-a-doodle-doo,
animal kingdom!
It's the big day!
Where do we go again?
At long last, my time to shine!
Oh, fabulous!
I can already hear the applause!
Great work?
Yeah, this is realistic, right?
Perfecto! That lion not
gonna know the difference.
This ain't gonna work!
They're so much better
looking than us.
Lions aren't known for
their intelligence.
All you have to do is
stall him for a hot second
until we get back.
Your Majesty, we
wanted to go see you!
I don't...
Everyone is gonna see you're
just an ugly, disgusting,
obnoxious big bully!
Trying to win me
over with flattery?
After you win the
contest, Your Majesty,
what do we do with
the little rat?
You can ingurgitate her.
A promise made to
a rat isn't worth
well, a rat.
You nasty, good-for-nothing,
greedy poser!
When are we going to
attack, Your Majesty?
It must be precisely when
I'm receiving my award,
when the audience is
utterly "hypnoticized".
On my signal, you all attack!
If you're going to
win the contest,
why do we need to eat him? 'Cause
you know, I'm like a vegan.
And why do we have to
wait until the end?
First, triumph and glamour!
Then, the attack and
the "slaughteration"!
"Slaughteration"!
Why is this taking so long?
Yeah, let's go!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going first.
I don't intend on
abiding my time.
You know it's fashionable to
keep your fans waiting a little.
I'll call you in a
sec! Thanks! Bye!
I'm going first! You hear me?
Do you have any idea how
many followers I have?
All right, you wild
and crazy arkmates.
I want to feel those
boards shaking!
We're about to get the craziest
critter on the ark up in here.
Give it up for the dum-dum-duck!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
The featherbrained duck
Got himself into trouble.
He beat up the goose And
then gave the hen double.
He jumped off the perch
At the foot of the horse.
Got a hoof in the face.
- Let's do this.
- Wait for it, wait for it
Alfonso team, go!
And started to choke With
a pain in the gullet.
He fell in a puddle And
broke a large crack.
Nina's back there.
We've gotta distract the
hyenas. I've got a plan.
Come on!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Here comes the duck He comes
to see who, what, and where.
Oh, where are they?
If they don't show up,
we're gone, big boy.
They're on their way.
What? Vini, this is not good.
La cucaracha.
Hey, yeah! Oh, yeah!
La cucaracha.
Excuse me.
How about a little song to
get your spirits up, huh?
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
Come on, sing it with me!
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
- It's 'cause your man, he loves
- It's not funny!
Here comes the duck He ducks
in here now ducks in there.
Sir, would you prefer
to be introduced
as "magnanimous",
"supreme", or "sublime"?
How about all three?
And maybe add in "cute",
just to shake things
up a little bit.
Introducing, Mrs. Owl!
Take your time!
I thought I was next.
Little owl, little owl.
Well, I sure do pity you.
You sit very still
Don't flit about.
Always staring Towards the blue.
And your song, ever so dour.
Always asking "Who, who, who?"
Little owl, oh little owl.
When someone sets eyes On you.
- Little owl, what sight to see.
- Just beautiful!
You're so ugly -Like
Mama used to sing.
My, oh my!
Bravo! Bravo!
Why don't we just devour her?
I even worked out some
awesome dance moves!
Just follow
everything I do, okay?
And do a twist!
You can do this! Do your worst!
On it.
Oh, so itchy!
Itchy, itchy, itchy!
- Get off, get off, get off!
- Dancing! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
- We're getting you out of here.
- What about the contest?
Is there some problem
with my performance?
I'm just saving
the best for last!
You're going to
knock them dead, sir.
Best for last?
And now, everybody's favorite!
The queen of shaking
a tail feather,
Speckled Hen and
the Specklettes!
Oh yeah! Everybody!
I need tails!
Tail feathers, hooves, paws
I need them moving
I need them shaking
I need you to get up
I need you to get down
I need you to rock this tail!
Oh, she's amazing!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These
days she hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself These
days she hasn't been Zen.
She's such a trouble-maker
And likes to riot.
She enjoys just spreading gossip
I don't want to be barbecue!
Stay right where you are or
I'll rip your snouts off!
My foot!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough, enough.
He's running away!
Let's get him! Let's get him!
Tommy! Run, run!
Shake a tail feather
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What! What! What! Go! Go! Go!
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these
days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh, what a sorry creature.
Is that little speckled hen.
She's really not herself these
days She hasn't been Zen.
Oh!
Mama still got it!
And grumbles to her
friends She's had enough.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
I feel the vibration!
Dancing bear!
I mean, boxing bear.
That's it! It's my turn now.
I'm sick and tired of
your tricks, young lady!
Go, go, go.
Fly and swing your tails around
Yes, fly and swing your tails.
Fly and swing your tails around
Yes, fly and swing your tails.
Shake a tail feather.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Oh!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Look out!
Enough, enough, enough,
enough Enough now.
Oh, Alfonso!
No. No, no, no
- Alfonso!
- Oh!
We have to get up there!
Let's go! Come on!
- Like! Like! Like! Like!
- Follow! Follow! Follow!
Thank you, thank you.
Yes, more applause, please!
We have to get up there!
Come on, guys! Come on!
We have to get up there. Come
on, come on! Let's go! Let's go!
I'm ready!
And now the lion.
Lion, lion, lion.
Roaring like a giant.
- Oh!
- Hoo!
Took a leap And then you smote.
Oh!
A poor little mountain goat.
Lion, lion, lion, lion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lion, lion Oh!
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote
A poor little mountain goat.
The lion, lion The king
of beasts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion The
king of beasts almighty.
The lion, lion The
king of beasts almighty
I got an idea. I got this one.
- Speed it up. Watch. Tempo faster!
- Okay.
Your throat is a furnace raging
Your paws, they are a-pacing.
Your leap, a dancing flame
Those cutting claws do maim.
Near and far, lion stands In
the shifting desert sands.
Lion lofty, head held high
On the cliff-edge of sky.
A lion, a lion The king
of beasts almighty.
Now slow it down!
Lion hunting at midday.
Bolts from the cave at his prey.
Lion, lion -Fast!
Lion, lion, lion
Roaring like a giant.
Took a leap and then you smote.
Is this a song contest or
a stand-up comedy? Come on!
- His breath will make you die.
- His lies will make you cry!
His breath will make you die.
The tiger's leap's a streak
Like lightning, but there's not.
Tiger alive who can beat.
Take this.
- Open the curtain
- I got it. I got it.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Lion, lion, lion.
The king of farts almighty.
Now, the curtain!
This is terrible.
- We're screwed.
- Freeze and smile.
He's not singing!
Cheater! You're
nothing but a cheater!
- Cheater!
- Tyrant! Tyrant!
Wait a moment.
I can explain. I wanted
to sing my own song,
but they pushed
their song on me!
I am sure we will make an example
of these "fraudulentsters"!
I don't think so, buddy.
You can't stop me!
Game over boss.
- Game over.
- C'est fini.
Don't interrupt! I can explain!
No one's interrupting
you! Right, everyone?
You interrupted!
Ruth. Ruth!
- We did it! We did it!
- You did it, Sonya!
Come quick! She's back!
- Look at the branch!
- I did it!
They found land!
- I did it!
- We're saved!
We're saved!
We are!
Where's Susie? We
have to let her know!
- Hello!
- Thank you.
I did it!
Come on, Noah. Come on!
Alfonso?
Oh, no.
Alfonso!
I can't believe it!
Did he die?
So young
Alfonso!
Poor little cockroach!
- What? Alfonso?
- He's alive!
He's he's alive! What?
- Oh no!
- Oh, he's dead again!
- Alfonso!
- Are you alive or dead?
Please make up
your mind. Alfonso?
He's alive! Yeah!
Oh, he's alive!
Classic Alfonso.
Nobody knows how to survive
better than cockroaches.
Susana! We found land!
Everyone! We found land!
It's a miracle! We found land!
- Oh! This is not good!
- Oh no!
The ark is falling apart!
No! The ark! It's
about to collapse!
- Maybe we should give it a push.
- Yeah! Land is close! Come on!
Onward, my friend!
We can do this! We just
have to work together.
Come on!
Yeah, yeah! We can do it!
Here! We're almost there!
Keep pushing! Push! Push!
All right, come on, come
on. Give me your hand.
Everyone together, all right?
United we stand, all right?
Everyone together now!
Here we go! Everybody's
going to make it!
- Everyone together...
- Come on, guys. Together we're stronger!
Run! Go!
Don't worry! Everybody's
going to make it!
Take my paw. Come.
SOS!
So embarrassing!
Land! Land for everyone!
Land for all my cousins!
We made it.
We made it! We made it.
Can you believe it? Oh!
We finally made it
to our new home!
I think this calls for a song!
Come here!
- Oh, look at this.
- Congratulations, everybody.
Oh yeah!
The oddest house I ever saw.
It had no roof -That's good.
It had no door.
No one was able To go inside.
It had no walls It had no sides.
No one was able To walk around.
It had no floor
It had no ground.
No one was able to
go pee pee -Oh no!
It had no potty, no WC.
No one was able To go pee pee.
It had no potty, no WC.
But it was built
With loving care.
At number zero, On Bozo Square.
At number zero, On Bozo Square.
Yeah!
- We're definitely going viral, my friend!
- What a ride!