Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999) Movie Script
1
[BELLS PEALING, MUSIC PLAYING]
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO
DO-DO-DO DOO
MMM.
I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY
AND THE FOURTH OF JULY
I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD
WHEN HALLOWEEN HAS GONE BY
I'M THANKFUL THANKSGIVING
COMES AROUND IN THE FALL
BUT I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED CHRISTMAS
THE BEST OF THEM ALL
OOH! HEE HEE HEE!
[SNEEZES]
EVERY DAY'S SPECIAL
I'M NOT COMPLAINING
BUT I'M ALWAYS COUNTING
THE DAYS STILL REMAINING
TILL CHRISTMAS
HA HEE HEE!
OH, WOW!
HUH?
[GRUNTING]
OH, DEAR,
IT'S TOO BIG.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
RHODA?
OH, HI, OLIVE.
MY HUSBAND AND I
TOOK THE KIDS OUTO BUY
A CHRISTMAS TREE,
BUT THEY'RE ALL
MUCH TOO BIG.
TOO BIG, HUH?
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
[ALL GASP]
OH, MY.
HERE YOU GO. ALL THAT
WONDERFUL PINEY SMELL,
AND NO NEEDLES
TO VACUUM UP.
IT'S ON ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, OLIVE.
IT'S PERFECT.
THANK YOU,
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
MUCH OBLIGED.
THANKS, OLIVE!
CHRISTMAS!
MY FAVORITE DAY.
THE WAIT'S ALMOST OVER.
IT'S JUST HOURS AWAY.
[OLIVE HUMMING]
ROLEX,
GENUINE ROLEX.
ROLEX, GENUINE ROLEX.
10 BUCKS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
ROLEX HAD 3 X's.
TYPOGRAPHICAL
ERROR.
FACTORY SECONDS.
GENUINE ROLEX, 10 BUCKS.
I ALSO GOT PENS AND
STATIONERY REAL CHEAP.
WHY DOES IT ALL SAY
"CITY ZOO"?
I USED TO WORK THERE.
THE OFFICE SUPPLIES
WERE MY SEVERANCE PACKAGE
WHEN I, UH, LEFT TO PURSUE
OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.
YOU MEAN
YOU WERE FIRED?
FIRED?
HA HA HA HA.
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
THEY BEGGED ME NOT TO GO.
NOW, COME ON,
BUY A WATCH.
MMM, I DON'T KNOW.
HMM...
OKAY, OKAY.
I'M A VICTIM OF OPPRESSIVE
CORPORATE BUREAUCRACY.
YEAH.
YEAH, THEY FIRED ME.
I WAS A HARDWORKING
ENTREPRENEUR
SMUGGLING IN JUNK FOOD,
DIRTY MAGAZINES,
FILES HIDDEN INSIDE CAKES,
UNTIL A STOOL PIGEON--
AN ACTUAL STOOL PIGEON--
RATTED ME OUT.
SO STAND UP
FOR FREE ENTERPRISE.
FIGHT THE MAN.
BUY A LUXURY TIMEPIECE,
POOCH.
I'M OLIVE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
MARTINI.
FOR YOU, OLIVE, 9 BUCKS.
ARE YOU SELLING
COUNTERFEIT WATCHES AGAIN?
I WARNED YOU, I'LL--
FIRST OF ALL,
THEY'RE REAL ROLEXES.
SECOND,
I WAS GIVING THEM
AS A CHRISTMAS GIFTO MY DEAR OLD FRIEND,
OLIVE.
RIGHT, OLIVE?
UM, THAT'S RIGHT.
THANKS, MARTINI.
HMM. I'M WATCHING YOU,
PENGUIN.
DON'T FORGET IT.
THANKS FOR HELPING ME
OUT THERE, OLIVE.
HERE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HEY, THANK YOU.
9 BUCKS.
OH.
HMM.
WHERE WERE YOU, OLIVE?
IT'S LATE.
IT'S NOT LATE,
IT'S--
HUH?
HOW ARE YOUR
DOG CHORES COMING?
DID YOU BURY
ANY BONES TODAY?
NO, TIM.
CHASE ANY CARS
OR CATS?
'FRAID NOT.
DID YOU EVEN MAKE
A TOKEN ATTEMPTO TEAR UP
ANY FLOWER BEDS?
UH-UH.
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANY SENSELESS BARKING
AT ALL.
WOOF?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
CALL YOURSELF A DOG, OLIVE.
COME ON, TIM.
YOU KNOW
I'M NOT FOR THASILLY STUFF.
I'VE TRIED TO BE
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
BY BEING
YOUR BEST FRIEND,
HAVEN'T I?
YEAH, WELL, GET WITH
THE PROGRAM, OLIVE,
AND START ACTING
LIKE A DOG.
I'M SORRY, TIM.
LET'S NOT FIGHT
AT CHRISTMAS.
THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR.
HMM.
UNH! UNH!
HE'S KNOWN FOR YEARS
THAT YOU'RE NOT
LIKE OTHER DOGS.
HE EVEN TEASES YOU
FOR HAVING A PET FLEA.
WHY IS HE SO UPSET
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
EVER SINCE
HE WAS TINY,
TIM HAS LOVED
CHRISTMAS,
BUT HE THINKS
THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
ARE YOU STILL GONNA
GIVE HIM THE SLIPPERS?
YEAH. I PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE
CHEWED THEM FIRST.
GRR, GRR, RUFF!
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
FOR OPPOSABLE
THUMBS.
HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?
THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
[CHANGING RADIO STATIONS]
Announcer: DOGS.
DO YOU SMELL YOUR BEST
WHEN YOU'RE WET?
New Announcer: CHECK OUT
THE MARZIPAN SHACK'S
PRE-RAMADAN
CLEARANCE SALE.
WHAT IS IT?
A HIGH-PITCHED SOUND
ONLY I CAN HEAR.
FORGET IT.
Radio: TONIGHT ON FOX,
THE WORLD'S WILDEST
MISTLETOE ACCIDENTS.
Reporter: RECAPPING
OUR TOP STORY,
SANTA IS EXPECTED TO
CANCEL HIS TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS EVE FLIGHT.
BLITZEN THE REINDEER
WAS INJURED EARLIER TODAY
DURING A PRACTICE FLIGHT
AND WON'T RECOVER IN TIME.
OH, NO!
SANTA HAD THIS TO SAY.
Santa: HO HO HO.
I'M NOT SURE
IF I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL,
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
MAYBE SOMEHOW, WE'LL MAKE DO
WITH ALL OF THE OTHER
REINDEER,
BUT IF NOT,
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY!
DID SANTA JUST SAY
"OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER"?
HE SAID,
"MAYBE WE'LL MAKE DO
WITH ALL OF THE OTHER
REINDEER,"
YOU SILLY FLEA.
NO, HE SAID, "OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER."
I HEARD HIM.
SANTA NEEDS YOU
TO BE THE REPLACEMENT
REINDEER.
THAT'S CRAZY.
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN CHASING CARS
AND BARKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU'RE A REINDEER,
NOT A DOG.
THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN A LOT,
BUT I JUST
DON'T THINK SO,
FIDO.
I'LL BET TIM
WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU
PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH
THAN CHASE FLOWER BEDS
AND TEAR UP CARS,
OR WHATEVER.
I'M SURE HE WOULD,
BUT--
I'M SERIOUS, OLIVE.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE NORTH POLE.
BUT EVEN IF I--
Tim: OLIVE!
UH-OH.
HERE COMES TIM.
I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GET YELLED AT
AGAIN. HIDE.
OLIVE? I CAME
TO APOLOGIZE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
I THINK HE SAID,
"I'M ASHAMED
OF ALL YOUR LIES."
YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING WRONG.
SANTA'S NOT FLYING,
AND I TOOK IT OUT
ON YOU.
"YOU ALWAYS
DO EVERYTHING WRONG,
SANTA'S NOT FLYING,
AND I SHOOK A...
A TROUT FONDUE."
WE CAN STILL
HAVE CHRISTMAS.
COME ON IN THE HOUSE.
I'M LIGHTING
THE YULE LOG,
AND THERE'S
A SPACE FOR YOU.
"YOU CAN'T
KILL MY CHRISTMAS.
"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
I'M GETTING A NEW DOG,
AND I'M REPLACING YOU."
OLIVE? ARE YOU THERE?
OLIVE!
HE'S GONE.
TIM'S GETTING A NEW DOG.
HE'S REPLACING ME.
I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IIF I HADN'T HEARD IT
MYSELF.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE NORTH POLE
AND PULL THAT SLEIGH.
TIM SEEMS TO BLAME ME
FOR SANTA NOT FLYING,
BUT MAYBE I CAN
STILL BE HIS DOG
IF I CAN BE SANTA'S
OTHER REINDEER.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER!
HOORAY!
GOTTA GO. I'LL CALL YOU.
BYE, FIDO. I LOVE YOU.
OH.
[PANTING]
[FILES GRATING]
OOH!
UNH!
OH, NO. SORRY.
OH, THAT'S OKAY, OLIVE.
NO HARM DONE.
AREN'T YOU
GOING TO KICK ME
OR SPRAY ME
OR SOMETHING?
NO, NOT TODAY.
WOW, I GUESS
YOU REALLY GOTHE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE "NO MORE CHRISTMAS"
SPIRIT.
DID YOU HEAR?
SANTA'S NOT FLYING.
HE'S THROUGH.
YES, BUT--
AT LAST. WE'RE BREAKING
THE CYCLE OF DESPAIR.
BY NEXT YEAR,
PEOPLE WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN
ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH CHRISTMAS?
THE MATTER? THE MATTER?!
IN THE SUMMERTIME
THE DELIVERING'S
SO EASY
MY BAG IS LIGHT
AND THE WORLD IS FRESH
BUT BY AUTUMN
I'M GETTING QUEASY
THE SHOULDER STRAP
TEARS AT MY FLESH
I'M A ZOMBIE
BY THANKSGIVING
WITH 4 WEEKS'
TORTURE
STILL TO COME
THIS IS NO WAY
TO MAKE A LIVING
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
ONE FLIMSY LITTLE
CHRISTMAS CARD
SURELY THAT CAN'T
BE TOO HARD
BUT MULTIPLY IT
A BILLIONFOLD
AND SEE WHY CHRISTMAS
LEAVES ME COLD
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
THEY CUT DOWN
BIGGER, FATTER LOGS
SO I CAN BRING
MORE CATALOGS
FIRST CLASS, THIRD CLASS
BOOK RATE, BULK
IS IT ANY WONDER
WHY I SULK?
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
SEND A FRIEND
A TWO-TON GIFT
I DON'T MIND
I LOVE TO LIFT
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE WEATHER'S FREEZIN'
OH, YES, I LOVE
THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
BY NOW, MY LIGAMENTS
ARE TOAST
BUT HERE IT COMES
MORE PARCEL POST
WHY NOT SPLURGE
SEND IT PRIORITY
WHAT'S ONE MORE
PAIN IN MY
POSTERIORITY
POSTERIORITY?
SO HERE'S ONE VOTE
FOR CANCELLATION
OF ALL THE CHRISTMAS
CELEBRATION
IF SANTA'S GROUNDED
THAT'S A START
FOR TAKING STRAIN
OFF MY POOR HEART
SO TURN AROUND
GO BACK HOME, ROVER
AS OF NOW
CHRISTMAS IS OVER
HATE
TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
BUT I'M GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE
TO SAVE
SANTA'S FLIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT A REINDEER.
YOU CAN'T FLY.
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
YOU WAIT AND SEE.
I'LL BE ZOOMING
RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD,
PULLING THAT SLEIGH.
AND IT WILL BE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVEN FOR YOU,
IF YOU LET IT.
NOW IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE
A BUS TO CATCH.
NOBODY'S GOING TO HELP
THAT LOUSY OLD SANTA.
STAY AWAY
FROM THE NORTH POLE,
OR I'LL HAND CANCEL YOU.
RIDING OR CHASING?
RIDING.
I NEED A TICKET
TO THE NORTH POLE.
BUS N34 CONNECTS
AT ARCTIC JUNCTION.
BOARDING RIGHT NOW.
I'LL TAKE ONE TICKET,
PLEASE.
MAKE THAT 2 TICKETS.
HI, OLD BUDDY.
CAN YOU PAY FOR MY TICKET?
NO, MARTINI.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
PURSUE OTHER
OPPORTUNITIES?
COME ON. I'LL PAY
YOU BACK LATER.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
THERE'S NO ROOM AT THE INN.
PLEASE.
[CRYING]
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE LAST
TIME I HELP YOU OUT.
OKAY.
HUNH!
LET ME GO!
THIS DOG COMMITTED
MAIL FRAUD.
I'M TAKING HER
INTO CUSTODY.
MAIL FRAUD, OLIVE?
COOL.
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.
WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT?
[GRUNTING]
SHE'S WANTED
FOR SEVERAL COUNTS
OF MAIL FRAUD,
INCLUDING, UH, LICKING
SELF-ADHESIVE STAMPS
AND NOT MAILING EARLY
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
HEH HEH HEH!
MARTINI! HELP ME!
LAST CALL FOR BUS N34,
SERVICE TO THE NORTH POLE.
MARTINI!
I'M INNOCENT!
I'LL ROOT FOR YOU
ON COURT TV.
HELP ME, MARTINI.
I HELPED YOU.
AH.
[CLATTERING]
YAAH! YAAH!
YOU OWE ME
FOR THOSE PENS.
COME ON!
GRAB MY TAIL!
QUIT WAGGING IT.
WHOA!
NO.
NOOOOO!
[ANGRY MUTTERING]
[SIGHS]
THANKS, MARTINI.
THAT POSTMAN
IS BAD NEWS.
AH, DON'T
MENTION IT.
SO HOW COME
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE?
BLITZEN'S HURT,
SO THEY NEED ANOTHER REINDEER,
OR THEY CAN'T FLY.
I HEARD SANTA
ON THE RADIO
SAYING THAT HE NEEDED
"OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER."
[LAUGHING]
EXCUSE ME, OLIVE,
BUT SANTA SAID
"ALL OF
THE OTHER REINDEER."
I'M AFRAID YOU
JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
IT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.
I USED TO THINK
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
WAS ABOUT ME,
RICHARD STANDS.
IT'S NOT?
SO YOU THINK
SANTA ASKED YOU
TO PULL HIS SLEIGH.
THAT'S SWEET.
I ALMOST HATE
TO POINT OUT
THAT YOU'RE A DOG.
I REALLY THINK
I AM A REINDEER.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
DIFFERENT THAN OTHER DOGS,
AND SOMEBODY HAS GOT
TO DO SOMETHING,
OR IT WON'T BE
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WELL, MORE POWER
TO YOU THEN.
AND WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE,
MARTINI?
WELL, I FIGURE
IF CHRISTMAS
IS CANCELED,
MAYBE I CAN
PICK UP ALL OF
SANTA'S TOYS CHEAP
AND MAKE A BUNDLE
ON 'EM.
ALSO, I NEED
TO COOL OFF.
OOH, AMEN TO THAT.
HEY, ARE YOU GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE?
OH, THE NORTH POLE
METROPOLITAN AREA.
WE WERE VACATIONING
DOWN HERE.
THE 40-DEGREE TEMPERATURES
WERE FUN FOR A WHILE,
BUT, WHEW! IT WILL
BE NICE TO GET HOME.
DO YOU KNOW
SANTA'S REINDEER?
OH, SURE.
THEY'RE REALLY BIG.
2 OR 3 TIMES
BIGGER THAN YOU.
AND THEY HAVE HOOVES
INSTEAD OF PAWS,
AND THEIR FUR IS MUCH
THICKER THAN YOURS.
AND THE MAGNIFICENT
ANTLERS.
AND THEY REALLY CAN FLY.
WELL, THAT ALL
MAY BE TRUE,
BUT I'M A REINDEER
JUST THE SAME.
LISTEN, UH, OLIVE,
I'M FROM A ZOO.
I KNOW REINDEER.
I WORKED WITH REINDEER.
REINDEER WERE
FRIENDS OF MINE.
YOU, OLIVE,
ARE NO REINDEER.
I'M STRONG
FOR MY SIZE,
AND HOWEVER
IT IS THAT
THEY CAN FLY--
MAGIC BEANS
OR WHATEVER...
YEARS OF PRACTICE...
PLUS JET PACKS.
I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
TRYING TO BE HELPFUL,
BUT SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
YOU JUST SUDDENLY KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
YEAH, LIKE THE TIME
I SUDDENLY HAD NO BRAKES
GOING DOWN
A MOUNTAIN ROAD.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
HMM, I DON'T REMEMBER,
BUT I GUESS IT MUST HAVE
TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
TAKEN A TRAIN.
MOVE IT, SLOWPOKE!
GO ON! GO ON!
YOU! YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!
HE'S DESPERATE
TO WRECK CHRISTMAS,
BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO LET HIM.
DELIVER THIS, PUNK!
AAH!
SEE YA!
YAAH! GRRR!
I HOPE THAT'S
THE LAST OF HIM.
RICHARD, HOW LONG
TILL WE REACH
ARCTIC JUNCTION?
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
OHH!
HEH HEH.
OLIVE! WHERE,
OH, WHERE CAN SHE BE?
OH, I WAS TOO HARD
ON HER.
NOW I REALLY
RUINED CHRISTMAS.
THIS GOES UNDER THERE.
GET THIS IN...TIGHTER.
[SIGHS]
I WONDER
HOW SHE'S DOING.
SO I POINTED OUT
TO THE JUDGE
THAT TECHNICALLY,
IT WASN'T
A PYRAMID SCHEME
BECAUSE I HAD--
ARCTIC JUNCTION!
ARCTIC JUNCTION!
CONNECT HERE
FOR THE NORTH POLE!
HOW LONG
TILL THAT BUS LEAVES?
ALMOST AN HOUR.
WE'VE GOT TIME
TO GRAB SOME FOOD,
IF YOU WANT.
HMM.
YUM YUM YUM.
YEAH,
THAT'S BETTER.
GRR! AH.
[SINISTER HUMMING]
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE BONE. DRESSING
ON THE SIDE, PLEASE.
I'LL TRY THE DEEP-FRIED
CANDY CANES.
UH, THE SMALL
DEAD FISH SAMPLER.
MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE TRIED
THE REINDEER CHOW.
Radio: HERE'S THE LATEST
FROM THE NORTH POLE.
SANTA CLAUS HAS SCHEDULED
A PRESS CONFERENCE
FOR 11:00 TONIGHT.
HE IS EXPECTED
TO CANCEL HIS FLIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
AW!
AW!
AW!
AW!
HEY, EVERYBODY.
DON'T DESPAIR.
I'M OLIVE, AND I'M GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE
TO HELP SANTA.
I'M THE OTHER REINDEER.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE
EVER SEEN
A SMALL DOG-LIKE
REINDEER BEFORE?
[CHANTING]
OLIVE, OLIVE, OLIVE!
OLIVE...
OLIVE. OKAY.
YOU'RE OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER?
SANTA'S
LOOKING FOR YOU.
HE'S OUT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU
A FLYING TEST.
OH, BOY.
MY BIG MOMENT.
WISH ME LUCK, GUYS.
COMING, SANTA!
I THINK THE WAITRESS
LIKES ME.
SANTA?
SANTA COULDN'T
MAKE IT.
BUT I'LL
LET HIM KNOW
YOU FAILED
THE TEST! YAAH!
YEOW! YEOW!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
ARF ARF ARF!
COME HERE, YOU.
YAAH!
NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW
ET CETERA
WILL KEEP ME
FROM KEEPING YOU
FROM THE NORTH POLE
AND SAVING CHRISTMAS!
UNH!
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
NOTHING LIKE CHRISTMAS
POISON MISTLETOE
[HUMMING THE MELODY]
HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.
HEY, DON'T TAMPER
WITH THE MAIL.
IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE.
BUT IT'S ADDRESSED TO ME.
OH, OKAY THEN.
[GRUNTS]
[SAWING]
POSTAL REGULATIONS
REQUIRE YOU
TO STAY PUT
AND KEEP QUIET.
HUNH!
OH!
AH!
HEY! HEY! STOP!
OLIVE!
IT WAS THE POSTMAN,
WASN'T IT?
WE FOUND
THE WAITRESS' CLOTHES.
HOW'D YOU GET AWAY?
IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO EXPLAIN.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF DEUS EX MACHINA?
DENISE WHO?
LOOK IT UP.
BUT LISTEN,
WE MISSED THE BUS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE
GONE ON WITHOUT ME.
AH, SPARE ME
THE MARTYRDOM.
I JUST CALLED
THE POSTAL SERVICE
TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT THAT POSTMAN.
GUESS WHAT? I GOT
THEIR VOICE MAIL.
HOW CAN WE GET
TO THE NORTH POLE
NOW?
THAT WAS THE LAST BUS.
I'D TAKE YOU UP MYSELF,
OLIVE,
BUT IF I DON'T GET BACK
TO THE DEPOT IN TIME,
I'LL LOSE MY JOB.
I'M SORRY.
YOU COULD ALWAYS
SELL WATCHES.
YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEONE
IN THE BAR WHO WILL
TAKE YOU UP.
WE'LL TRY IT.
THANKS, RICHARD,
FOR EVERYTHING.
I'M ROOTING
FOR YOU, OLIVE,
YOU OTHER REINDEER.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
AND, UH,
HAPPY HANUKKAH.
GOOD-BYE!
[GRUNTING]
I'M SANTA'S
REPLACEMENT
REINDEER.
I NEED A RIDE
TO THE NORTH POLE
SO I CAN HELP
PULL THE SLEIGH
AND SAVE CHRISTMAS.
ANYONE?
YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE NO REINDEER
TO ME, MUTT.
WELL, I AM,
AND MY NAME'S OLIVE.
CAN YOU FLY?
UM...
OH, SURE SHE CAN FLY.
SHE CAN FLY
LIKE A BIRD.
LIKE THE KIND OF BIRDS
THAT FLY, I MEAN.
OH, REALLY?
LET'S SEE.
WHOA!
AMAZING. JUST
WHAT SANTA NEEDS.
OH!
IT'S A MIRACLE. WE FOUND
ANOTHER FLYING REINDEER,
AND CHRISTMAS
IS BACK ON AGAIN.
WHOA!
OW!
SORRY, ARTURO.
PLEASE, JUST LET ME--
HEY, LET'S TAKE HER
UP TO THE ROOF
AND SEE HOW SHE FLIES.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, YEAH,
SHE CAN FLY.
LAUNCH HER!
THAT'S ENOUGH,
FELLAS. UH...
WE'LL JUST
LEAVE NOW.
WE DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.
OH, IT'S MR. BRIEFCASE.
LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE.
HEY!
[GRUNTING]
WATCH IT, PAL.
THAT'S VALUABLE
MERCHANDISE.
IT'S MINE!
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!
A BARKING REINDEER.
ISN'T THAT JUST--
STOW IT,
TUNDRA-BREATH!
MAYBE I'M JUST
A LITTLE RUNT
WITH NO ANTLERS,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S TRYING
TO SAVE CHRISTMAS.
YOU COULD AT LEAST
WISH ME LUCK.
THERE ARE ACTUALLY
PEOPLE OUT THERE
WHO WANT
TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS.
ARE YOU
ON THEIR SIDE?
UH. MMM.
THROWING SOMEONE
OFF A ROOF?!
IS THAT HOW YOU
WANT TO REMEMBER
CHRISTMAS?
YOU MUST HAVE
ASKED SANTA
FOR SOMETHING.
DO YOU THINK
YOU DESERVE WHAT
YOU'VE ASKED FOR?
HMM.
IT'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
SANTA DOESN'T JUST
GIVE YOU STUFF
BECAUSE YOU ASK.
YOU HAVE TO DESERVE IT.
I'M TRYING TO DESERVE
THE GOOD THINGS I HAVE
AND THE GOOD THINGS
I HOPE I WILL HAVE
IN THE FUTURE.
IF YOU WANT ME TO FAIL,
THEN I GUESS
IT'S TOO LATE
TO SAVE CHRISTMAS.
IT'S ALREADY GONE.
COME ON, MARTINI.
A DRILL.
WHAT?
I ASKED SANTA
FOR A REVERSIBLE,
THREE-SPEED, CORDLESS,
ELECTRIC DRILL.
I'M TOO NAUGHTY
TO DESERVE
SUCH A NICE DRILL.
ALL RIGHT,
PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER.
LET'S THINK
ABOUT THIS.
OLIVE, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, OLIVE.
WE'RE REALLY NOT
SUCH A BAD BUNCH.
WHEN YOU'RE
THIS FAR NORTH
WITH NO SUNLIGHT
SOMETIMES
TEMPERS FRAY
LIFE'S HARD ENOUGH
AND NOW
SANTA'S FLIGHT
IT'S BEEN
AN AWFUL DAY
EMPLOYMENT
IN THESE LATITUDES
DEPENDS ON
OLD ST. NICK
SO FORGIVE US
IF WE ALL HAVE
ATTITUDES
WE'RE UP
A FROZEN CRICK
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE REALLY
SWEET AND FUNNY
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
'CEPT FOR THAT BUNNY
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WHEN YOU WALKED IN
MAY I BE FRANK
OF COURSE
WE WERE SUSPICIOUS
IT SEEMED YOU WERE
PLAYING A NASTY PRANK
THAT'S WHY
WE GOT MALICIOUS
BUT WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO FEARFUL
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW US
WE'RE DOWNRIGHT CHEERFUL
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU
IF YOU EVER COME AGAIN
WE PROMISE
NOT TO THROW YOU
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
All: WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
GO ON, YOU GUYS.
HE CAN TAKE YOU UP
IN HIS HALF-TRACK.
OLIVE,
ROUND JOHN VIRGIN.
OH, LIKE IN THE
SILENT NIGHT SONG.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
ANYWAY, ROUND JOHN
CAN TAKE YOU AS FAR
AS THE
NORTH POLE GATES.
AFTER THAT,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
WE'LL FIGURE OUSOMETHING.
I'M BLITZEN'S
COUSIN SCHNITZEL.
FLIGHTLESS,
UNFORTUNATELY.
IT HAPPENS.
WE'RE READY
TO GO.
THANKS,
SCHNITZEL.
THE PUFFIN'S
GOIN', TOO?
THAT'S PENGUIN
TO YOU, PAL.
GOOD LUCK,
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
DO I LOOK
LIKE A PUFFIN?
[SNORING]
[SLEEP-TALKING]
TIM...WAIT.
TIM!
HEY, HEY,
COME ON, OLIVE.
TIME TO WAKE UP.
NORTH POLE!
TIME TO
DO YOUR THING.
GOOD LUCK,
OLIVE.
AND I'M SORRY
I WAS SUCH
A JERK EARLIER.
IT'S OKAY,
ROUND JOHN.
YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
LET THEIR EMOTIONS
GET THE BETTER
OF THEM TODAY.
HEY, THANKS
FOR THE RIDE.
HERE, HIGH-QUALITY
OFFICE SUPPLIES FOR YOU.
GEE, CITY ZOO
ENVELOPES!
THANKS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BYE, ROUND JOHN!
GOOD-BYE,
AND GOOD LUCK!
Martini: I WONDER
IF THERE'S A CASINO.
ANONYMOUS
HIGH-RANKING ELVES
ARE CONFIRMING
THAT SANTA WILL
SHORTLY MAKE
A STATEMENT,
OFFICIALLY
CANCELING
HIS TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS EVE
FLIGHT.
YOUR REACTION,
LITTLE DOGGIE?
UM, I THINK
THAT MAYBE--
MY CLIENT
HAS NO COMMENT
AT THIS TIME.
YOU'D BETTER
GET IN THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT YOU EVEN
GOT ME BELIEVING
THIS IS GONNA WORK.
I'M OLIVE,
THE NEW REINDEER.
I'M HERE TO HELP
PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH.
OLIVE...
OLIVE...
NO OLIVE
ON MY LIST.
BUT SANTA
SAID ON THE RADIO
THAT HE WAS
COUNTING ON OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER.
THAT'S ME!
I'M FILLING IN
FOR BLITZEN!
I CAN'T LET YOU IN.
BUT I HAVE TO--
NO.
ISN'T THERE SOMEONE
WHO I COULD TALK--
NO.
DON'T YOU EVEN CARE?
LET ME THINK...
NO!
[SIGHS]
BUT...
NO.
NOW MOVE ALONG,
OR I'LL HAVE YOU
ARRESTED.
AND I'M WARNING YOU,
THE FENCE IS
PROTECTED BY
ALARMS.
SO JUST GO
BACK WHERE
YOU CAME FROM.
BUT I...
[SIGHS]
TIME TO
THINK OF PLAN "B."
HMM...
WHILE YOU'RE THINKING,
MAYBE I'LL JUST
GO USE THAT PAY PHONE.
PAY PHONE...YES!
[CLEARS THROAT]
HO HO HO!
HUH?
OHH...
AW!
[NOT TICKING]
HUH?
OH, WE'LL
SEND A MAN OVER
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
IT'LL BE A PENGUIN,
ACTUALLY.
A PENGUIN?
OH, HE'LL HAVE IT WORKING
IN NO TIME.
Guard:
I'LL BE HERE
TILL 6:00.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
GOOD-BYE.
YOU KNOW, THIS COULD
BE AN EXFOLIATED
CARBURETOR
OR A DECAFFEINATED
DODECAHEDRON.
WHAT?
LET ME GET OUT
MY TOOLS.
[TAPS, SQUEAKS]
OH, YES, I SEE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO
RECALIBRATE THE...
UH, TIME.
I'LL NEED YOU
TO KILL THE ALARMS
ALONG THE FENCE
FOR A MINUTE, THOUGH.
WHAT?
WELL, OTHERWISE
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVE
WILL INTERFERE
WITH THE SIGNALS
FROM THE SATELLITE.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
IT JUST NEEDS
THE COMPLIMENTARY
ENGRAVING.
E-L-F, RIGHT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL HAVE IT BACK
FOR YOU ON MONDAY.
AND I'M SORRY
FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Reporters:
MYSTERIOUS POWER FAILURE...
DETAILS ARE STILL SKETCHY...
POSSIBLE Y2K BUG...
SPECIAL DELIVERY!
MORE CHILDREN'S
LETTERS TO SANTA!
[SINISTER LAUGH]
LET'S DO THE PRESS
CONFERENCE, BOSS,
AND HOPE FOR BETTER
LUCK NEXT YEAR.
THERE MUST BE
SOME WAY YOU COULD GO.
CAN'T WE FLY
WITH 7 REINDEER?
I DOUBT WE COULD
HANDLE IT, CHIEF.
MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T EVEN TRY.
SO MANY OF THE KIDS'
LETTERS THIS YEAR
HAVEN'T BEEN
VERY NICE.
"DEAR SANTA,
I HATE YOU."
BOSS,
THAT'S AWFUL.
TERRIBLE NEWS.
"DEAR SANTA,
LOSE SOME WEIGHT
AND GET A REAL JOB."
[SIGHS]
MAYBE IT'S
TIME TO RETIRE,
ANYWAY.
NO! THOSE LETTERS
ARE FAKE!
SANTA, I KNOW
WHO'S BEEN WRITING
THOSE LETTERS.
THEY'RE ALL FROM
A VERY MEAN POSTMAN
WHO WANTS
TO WRECK CHRISTMAS.
[ALL GASP]
LOOK AT
THE ENVELOPES...
NO POSTMARKS.
HMM, THAT'S TRUE.
AND JUST WHO
MIGHT YOU BE,
LITTLE DOGGIE?
I'M ACTUALLY
NOT A DOG.
I'M OLIVE,
THE REPLACEMENT
REINDEER YOU ASKED FOR.
I'M NOT QUITE
FOLLOWING YOU,
OLIVE.
YOU SAY YOU'RE
A REINDEER?
AND I ASKED
YOU TO COME?
RIGHT. I HEARD YOU
ON THE RADIO.
WE ALWAYS GET
THE CRAZIES ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.
NEVER FAILS.
WELL, CAN YOU FLY,
OLIVE?
CAN YOU AFFORD
NOT TO FIND OUT?
WELL, NOW,
IF YOU'RE
SURE ALL THOSE
MEAN LETTERS
AREN'T FROM
REAL KIDS...
EVERYONE LOVES YOU,
SANTA.
AND ALL OVER THE WORLD,
EVERYONE IS HOPING
YOU'LL FLY TONIGHAND MAKE THEIR DREAMS
COME TRUE.
I KNOW I DON'T
LOOK LIKE MUCH,
BUT GIVE ME A TRY
FOR ALL THOSE GOOD FOLKS
WHO DESERVE
WHAT THEY'VE ASKED FOR.
I GUESS THEY'LL
UNDERSTAND IF
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT,
BUT ROUND JOHN VIRGIN
SURE WOULD LIKE
THAT ELECTRIC DRILL.
AND MY MASTER TIM,
WELL, MAYBE HE DOES
WANT A BETTER DOG,
BUT MOSTLY I THINK
HE JUST WANTS CHRISTMAS.
I DON'T
THINK HE'LL FIND
A BETTER DOG, OLIVE,
EVEN IF YOU ARE
A REINDEER.
THANKS FOR COMING.
HO HO HO, PEOPLE!
WE'RE FLYING!
[ALL CHEER]
TELL THE MEDIA.
LOAD UP THE SLEIGH.
COMET, HELP OLIVE
HERE GET HITCHED UP.
I JUST LEARNED
THAT YOU'D BETTER
NOT POUT,
YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY,
YOU'D BETTER NOT SHOUT,
I'M TELLING YOU WHY.
A MYSTERIOUS
OTHER REINDEER
HAS ARRIVED
TO TAKE
BLITZEN'S PLACE.
AS OF NOW,
THE FLIGHT
IS ON AGAIN.
I'LL BE DARNED,
SHE REALLY DID IT.
WHO'S SHE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL, SEE, UM,
EARLIER TODAY...
[SINISTER LAUGH]
HOO HOO HOO!
HEH HEH HEH.
MMM?
[GASPS, GROWLS]
HMMM. OOH!
HEH HEH.
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
OH, SHE HAD
A CLEAR SENSE
OF MISSION.
...CARES
DEEPLY ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.
CLOSE, CLOSE
FRIEND OF MINE
FOR YEARS.
N-NOT...NOT
HOUSEBROKEN.
NOT TO
MY KNOWLEDGE.
SHE IS HOUSEBROKEN!
HAH!
THERE YOU GO.
BY THE WAY,
WHERE'S RUDOLPH?
THERE'S NO RUDOLPH.
IT'S JUST ONE OF
THOSE URBAN LEGENDS.
SLEIGH'S LOADED.
EVERYONE READY?
READY!
OLIVE, THE OTHER
REINDEER, HUH?
WELL, WHY NOT?
IT'S A SEASON
OF MIRACLES.
GOOD LUCK, KID.
OH, THANKS, COMET.
SANTA ONE-NINER
NINER, NINER...
CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF
ON 22 LEFT.
PUNCH IT, BOYS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
ET CETERA,
ET CETERA.
[PANTING]
Santa:
GO! GO! GO!
COME ON! UP, UP!
WOW!
I'M FLYING!
UNORTHODOX STYLE,
BUT, HEY, WHATEVER
WORKS FOR YOU.
YOU HAD ME WORRIED
FOR A MINUTE
THERE, THOUGH.
ARE WE GOOD TO GO?
COMET? HO HO HO?
I THINK SO.
JUST DON'T PICK UP
ANY HITCHHIKERS.
YOU OKAY, OLIVE?
[PANTING]
I'M SOLID.
[ALL CHEER]
[CHEERS]
OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER
YOU'LL GO DOWN
IN HISTORY
FINE! FLY AS
MUCH AS YOU WANT.
YOU'RE STILL
OUT OF BUSINESS!
'CAUSE THIS YEAR,
EVEN THOUGH I'VE
BEEN NAUGHTY,
I GOT ALL THE TOYS!
[LAUGHS]
THE LAWS OF
BREAKING AND ENTERING,
AS THEY PERTAIN TO SANTA,
ARE UNCLEAR.
HMM. EXCUSE ME.
YAH!
AND, LOOK, I GOT
ANOTHER PRESENT!
I MUST'VE BEEN
EXTRA BAD THIS YEAR.
MMM...LET'S SEE.
DOLL,
JACK-IN-THE-BOX,
CORDLESS DRILL...
AHA!
HERE WE GO!
THE TRAIN SET
THAT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN MINE
WHEN I WAS A KID.
THAT WAS THE YEAR
SANTA STARTED
PUTTING ME ON
HIS NAUGHTY LIST.
HE DIDN'T
CUT ME ANY SLACK.
SO I'M NOT CUTTING
HIM ANY SLACK!
OLD FAT BOY'S
FINISHED!
HA HA HA!
HO HO HO!
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[PANTS] WE'RE ONLY
AT THE FIRST HOUSE,
AND I'M BEAT.
YOU WANT SOME
LICHEN-FLAVORED GUM?
IT'LL PERK YOU UP.
WHAT'S THIS?
CREDIT CARD OFFERS?
CATALOGS?
SWEEPSTAKES MAILINGS.
BAD NEWS, GANG.
SOMEHOW WE GOT
THE WRONG SACK.
THIS IS ALL
JUNK MAIL!
WHAT?
SANTA, LET ME
SMELL THAT MAIL.
[GROWLS]
THE POSTMAN!
I KNEW IT!
LET'S GO!
WHERE?
JUST HEAD NORTH.
SOONER OR LATER,
I'LL PICK UP THE SCENT.
IT'S GETTING
AWFULLY LATE.
[SNIFFS]
THIS WAY!
HMM?
HMM...
HMM...
HMM!
[CHUCKLING
TO HIMSELF]
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[SNIFFING]
FISH BREATH!
YOU'VE GOT
MARTINI, TOO?
OH, NOW YOU'RE
IN FOR IT!
THAT'S IT.
A LITTLE LOWER.
STEADY...
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[GROWLS]
GET OFF ME,
YOU JOLLY OLD BUSYBODY!
HMM? AAH.
AHA!
GIVE BACK
THE PRESENTS!
NEVER! YOU SHOULD'VE
STAYED HOME!
BAD DOG!
BAD DOG!
UNH! UNH!
[ POP GOES THE WEASEL ]
[CACKLES]
YAAH!
AAUGH!
Santa:
STEADY, GANG!
HEY!
WAS THAT YOU
OR YOUR STUNT DOUBLE?
AW, GO ON!
ARE YOU OKAY,
MARTINI?
SHAKEN,
BUT NOT STIRRED.
ANYWAY, ALL THE TOYS
ARE HERE.
ALSO A CORDLESS DRILL.
THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP, MARTINI.
I'D OFFER YOU A LIFIN THE SLEIGH,
BUT COMET SAYS
NO HITCHHIKERS.
JUST OUR LUCK
THAT YOU'RE FLIGHTLESS.
HEY, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'LL DRIVE HOME.
I MEAN,
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
PLUS, SOMEONE'S
GOTTA TAKE CARE
OF MR. ZIP.
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
HMM,
CARDBOARD WINGS.
TIME TO
GO-HO-HO!
COMING!
THANKS FOR
EVERYTHING, MARTINI.
WHAT WILL YOU DO
NOW?
EH, YOU KNOW,
I'LL DO A LITTLE
LOAN-SHARKING,
SELL A LITTLE AMWAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MARTINI.
OLIVE, GREAT JOB
GETTING THE TOYS BACK.
BUT WE'RE
WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE.
ANY CHANCE WE COULD
GO FASTER, GANG?
WARP SPEED, CAPTAIN!
HO HO HO!
I DON'T HAVE ANTLERS
I DON'T HAVE HOOVES
HOW FLYING WORKS
I HAVE NO CLUE
NOW I'VE GOT
THE REINDEER MOVES
I'M A TRUE-BLUE
MEMBER OF THE CREW!
IT TOOK OLIVE
TO REMIND US
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
ON CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW THE TROUBLE'S
ALL BEHIND US
'CAUSE OLIVE TAUGHT US
HOW TO BELIEVE
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
TO EVERYBODY
BIG AND SMALL
I PULLED THE SLEIGH
AND HAD A BALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
IF YOU'VE GOT
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY
YOU DON'T NEED SPRINGS
OR WINGS OR STRINGS
TO FLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
SO LET OLIVE'S
TALE REMIND YOU
ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVE
IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE
INSIDE YOU
YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
TO EVERYBODY
BIG AND SMALL
THAT OLIVE
SHE'S A FIREBALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL
MERRY CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL
TO ALL THE CREATURES
GREAT AND SMALL
PULL YOUR SLEIGH
AND HAVE A BALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
HO, WHOA! WHOA!
HO! WHOA! HO!
I GUESS I COULD
DELIVER THIS STUFF.
IT'S NOT AS
GLAMOROUS AS
HELPING SANTA.
BUT,
THERE'LL BE TROUBLE
IF THE FOLKS CAN'T ENTER
THEIR SWEEPSTAKES.
BESIDES...
CHRISTMAS GRATUITIES!
THAT'S IT!
ALL DONE!
EXCELLENT WORK,
BOYS.
AND 3 CHEERS FOR
OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER.
[ALL CHEER]
ARF ARF ARF!
AFTER WE GET HOME
AND RELAX FOR A WHILE,
WE USUALLY GO OUT
FOR SOME REINDEER GAMES.
WILL YOU JOIN US?
HMM...MAYBE.
HEY!
IT'S MY HOUSE!
FIDO...AND TIM.
WELL,
THINK ABOUT IT.
Santa: OH, NO.
AN ARCTIC FOG! HMM...
OLIVE, I'M SORRY,
BUT WE'RE LOST IN THE FOG.
COULD YOU SMELL US HOME?
MRS. CLAUS
IS BAKING COOKIES.
COOKIES!
[SNIFFS]
MMM...GINGERBREAD!
TEN DEGREES STARBOARD!
[ALL CHEER OLIVE]
OLIVE, I'D BE
HONORED IF YOU'D
CALL ME COMET...
THE OTHER DOG.
SURE! BUT FIRST,
COOKIES!
YES.
[GOBBLING]
AHH!
WELL, I GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU, OLIVE,
YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS.
NO, I ONLY CONVINCED
EVERYONE ELSE
TO DO THEIR BEST.
OH, DON'T YOU BE
SO MODEST, OLIVE!
YOU WERE GREAT!
AND NOW...
HO HO HO!
PRESENTS FOR
THE STAFF AND CREW!
OHH!
UH, BOSS,
FROM AN INSURANCE
POINT OF VIEW,
THE JUMP ROPES...
PROBABLY NOT
A WISE IDEA.
OLIVE, HERE'S
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
I KNOW I'M NOT
REALLY A REINDEER,
BUT I'M PROUD
I COULD HELP ANYWAY.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN
SO WONDERFUL.
I'D LOVE TO STAY,
BUT I REALLY
MUST GO HOME.
I THOUGHT SO.
LET ME FINISH
MY CAPPUCCINO,
AND I'LL GIVE
YOU A LIFT.
Elves & Reindeer:
BYE, OLIVE! WE'LL MISS YOU.
Santa: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE!
BYE!
I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Panda:
LOOK, IT'S MARTINI!
MARTINI, YOU HELPED
SAVE CHRISTMAS!
WE SAW YOU ON TV!
OH, WELL, I HOPE
IT WAS A COLOR SET.
BLACK AND WHITE
DOESN'T DO ME
JUSTICE.
I'M PLEASED TO OFFER YOU
YOUR OLD POSITION BACK,
MARTINI.
THE ZOO CAN ALWAYS
FIND ROOM FOR
AN EXTRAORDINARY
FLIGHTLESS AQUATIC BIRD
WHO ATTRACTS
MEDIA ATTENTION.
AND WE'VE BEEN
A LITTLE SHORTHANDED
SINCE THE MONKEYS
ESCAPED.
OH...IT'S TEMPTING,
BUT I THINK I CAN
GET YOU AN EVEN
BETTER PENGUIN.
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
[GROWLING
AND MUTTERING]
HUH?
[JINGLING BELLS]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, TIM!
I HOPE YOU'RE
NOT TOO MAD AT ME.
OLIVE!
I WAS SO WORRIED
YOU'D NEVER
COME BACK!
I'M SORRY
I WAS SO MEAN.
CAN YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME?
I WAS SO UPSET
ABOUT SANTA
THAT I FORGOTHAT I HAD
THE BEST DOG
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
WOW! AND THE BEST
REINDEER, TOO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE!
ARF ARF ARF!
GOOD GIRL!
GOOD GIRL!
AW, YOU'RE
THE BEST!
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO
DO-DO-DO DOO
I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY
AND THE FOURTH OF JULY
I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD
WHEN HALLOWEEN HAS GONE BY
I'M THANKFUL THANKSGIVING
COMES AROUND IN THE FALL
BUT I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED CHRISTMAS
THE BEST OF THEM ALL
[SANTA SNORING]
EVERY DAY'S SPECIAL
I'M NOT COMPLAINING
BUT I'M ALWAYS COUNTING
THE DAYS STILL REMAINING
TILL CHRISTMAS
[BELLS PEALING, MUSIC PLAYING]
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO
DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DOO
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO
DO-DO-DO DOO
MMM.
I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY
AND THE FOURTH OF JULY
I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD
WHEN HALLOWEEN HAS GONE BY
I'M THANKFUL THANKSGIVING
COMES AROUND IN THE FALL
BUT I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED CHRISTMAS
THE BEST OF THEM ALL
OOH! HEE HEE HEE!
[SNEEZES]
EVERY DAY'S SPECIAL
I'M NOT COMPLAINING
BUT I'M ALWAYS COUNTING
THE DAYS STILL REMAINING
TILL CHRISTMAS
HA HEE HEE!
OH, WOW!
HUH?
[GRUNTING]
OH, DEAR,
IT'S TOO BIG.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
RHODA?
OH, HI, OLIVE.
MY HUSBAND AND I
TOOK THE KIDS OUTO BUY
A CHRISTMAS TREE,
BUT THEY'RE ALL
MUCH TOO BIG.
TOO BIG, HUH?
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
[ALL GASP]
OH, MY.
HERE YOU GO. ALL THAT
WONDERFUL PINEY SMELL,
AND NO NEEDLES
TO VACUUM UP.
IT'S ON ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, OLIVE.
IT'S PERFECT.
THANK YOU,
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU.
MUCH OBLIGED.
THANKS, OLIVE!
CHRISTMAS!
MY FAVORITE DAY.
THE WAIT'S ALMOST OVER.
IT'S JUST HOURS AWAY.
[OLIVE HUMMING]
ROLEX,
GENUINE ROLEX.
ROLEX, GENUINE ROLEX.
10 BUCKS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
ROLEX HAD 3 X's.
TYPOGRAPHICAL
ERROR.
FACTORY SECONDS.
GENUINE ROLEX, 10 BUCKS.
I ALSO GOT PENS AND
STATIONERY REAL CHEAP.
WHY DOES IT ALL SAY
"CITY ZOO"?
I USED TO WORK THERE.
THE OFFICE SUPPLIES
WERE MY SEVERANCE PACKAGE
WHEN I, UH, LEFT TO PURSUE
OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.
YOU MEAN
YOU WERE FIRED?
FIRED?
HA HA HA HA.
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
THEY BEGGED ME NOT TO GO.
NOW, COME ON,
BUY A WATCH.
MMM, I DON'T KNOW.
HMM...
OKAY, OKAY.
I'M A VICTIM OF OPPRESSIVE
CORPORATE BUREAUCRACY.
YEAH.
YEAH, THEY FIRED ME.
I WAS A HARDWORKING
ENTREPRENEUR
SMUGGLING IN JUNK FOOD,
DIRTY MAGAZINES,
FILES HIDDEN INSIDE CAKES,
UNTIL A STOOL PIGEON--
AN ACTUAL STOOL PIGEON--
RATTED ME OUT.
SO STAND UP
FOR FREE ENTERPRISE.
FIGHT THE MAN.
BUY A LUXURY TIMEPIECE,
POOCH.
I'M OLIVE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
MARTINI.
FOR YOU, OLIVE, 9 BUCKS.
ARE YOU SELLING
COUNTERFEIT WATCHES AGAIN?
I WARNED YOU, I'LL--
FIRST OF ALL,
THEY'RE REAL ROLEXES.
SECOND,
I WAS GIVING THEM
AS A CHRISTMAS GIFTO MY DEAR OLD FRIEND,
OLIVE.
RIGHT, OLIVE?
UM, THAT'S RIGHT.
THANKS, MARTINI.
HMM. I'M WATCHING YOU,
PENGUIN.
DON'T FORGET IT.
THANKS FOR HELPING ME
OUT THERE, OLIVE.
HERE. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HEY, THANK YOU.
9 BUCKS.
OH.
HMM.
WHERE WERE YOU, OLIVE?
IT'S LATE.
IT'S NOT LATE,
IT'S--
HUH?
HOW ARE YOUR
DOG CHORES COMING?
DID YOU BURY
ANY BONES TODAY?
NO, TIM.
CHASE ANY CARS
OR CATS?
'FRAID NOT.
DID YOU EVEN MAKE
A TOKEN ATTEMPTO TEAR UP
ANY FLOWER BEDS?
UH-UH.
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
ANY SENSELESS BARKING
AT ALL.
WOOF?
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
CALL YOURSELF A DOG, OLIVE.
COME ON, TIM.
YOU KNOW
I'M NOT FOR THASILLY STUFF.
I'VE TRIED TO BE
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
BY BEING
YOUR BEST FRIEND,
HAVEN'T I?
YEAH, WELL, GET WITH
THE PROGRAM, OLIVE,
AND START ACTING
LIKE A DOG.
I'M SORRY, TIM.
LET'S NOT FIGHT
AT CHRISTMAS.
THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR.
HMM.
UNH! UNH!
HE'S KNOWN FOR YEARS
THAT YOU'RE NOT
LIKE OTHER DOGS.
HE EVEN TEASES YOU
FOR HAVING A PET FLEA.
WHY IS HE SO UPSET
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
EVER SINCE
HE WAS TINY,
TIM HAS LOVED
CHRISTMAS,
BUT HE THINKS
THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
ARE YOU STILL GONNA
GIVE HIM THE SLIPPERS?
YEAH. I PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE
CHEWED THEM FIRST.
GRR, GRR, RUFF!
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
FOR OPPOSABLE
THUMBS.
HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?
THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
[CHANGING RADIO STATIONS]
Announcer: DOGS.
DO YOU SMELL YOUR BEST
WHEN YOU'RE WET?
New Announcer: CHECK OUT
THE MARZIPAN SHACK'S
PRE-RAMADAN
CLEARANCE SALE.
WHAT IS IT?
A HIGH-PITCHED SOUND
ONLY I CAN HEAR.
FORGET IT.
Radio: TONIGHT ON FOX,
THE WORLD'S WILDEST
MISTLETOE ACCIDENTS.
Reporter: RECAPPING
OUR TOP STORY,
SANTA IS EXPECTED TO
CANCEL HIS TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS EVE FLIGHT.
BLITZEN THE REINDEER
WAS INJURED EARLIER TODAY
DURING A PRACTICE FLIGHT
AND WON'T RECOVER IN TIME.
OH, NO!
SANTA HAD THIS TO SAY.
Santa: HO HO HO.
I'M NOT SURE
IF I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL,
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
MAYBE SOMEHOW, WE'LL MAKE DO
WITH ALL OF THE OTHER
REINDEER,
BUT IF NOT,
MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYWAY!
DID SANTA JUST SAY
"OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER"?
HE SAID,
"MAYBE WE'LL MAKE DO
WITH ALL OF THE OTHER
REINDEER,"
YOU SILLY FLEA.
NO, HE SAID, "OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER."
I HEARD HIM.
SANTA NEEDS YOU
TO BE THE REPLACEMENT
REINDEER.
THAT'S CRAZY.
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN CHASING CARS
AND BARKING LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU'RE A REINDEER,
NOT A DOG.
THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN A LOT,
BUT I JUST
DON'T THINK SO,
FIDO.
I'LL BET TIM
WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU
PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH
THAN CHASE FLOWER BEDS
AND TEAR UP CARS,
OR WHATEVER.
I'M SURE HE WOULD,
BUT--
I'M SERIOUS, OLIVE.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE NORTH POLE.
BUT EVEN IF I--
Tim: OLIVE!
UH-OH.
HERE COMES TIM.
I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GET YELLED AT
AGAIN. HIDE.
OLIVE? I CAME
TO APOLOGIZE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
I THINK HE SAID,
"I'M ASHAMED
OF ALL YOUR LIES."
YOU DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING WRONG.
SANTA'S NOT FLYING,
AND I TOOK IT OUT
ON YOU.
"YOU ALWAYS
DO EVERYTHING WRONG,
SANTA'S NOT FLYING,
AND I SHOOK A...
A TROUT FONDUE."
WE CAN STILL
HAVE CHRISTMAS.
COME ON IN THE HOUSE.
I'M LIGHTING
THE YULE LOG,
AND THERE'S
A SPACE FOR YOU.
"YOU CAN'T
KILL MY CHRISTMAS.
"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
I'M GETTING A NEW DOG,
AND I'M REPLACING YOU."
OLIVE? ARE YOU THERE?
OLIVE!
HE'S GONE.
TIM'S GETTING A NEW DOG.
HE'S REPLACING ME.
I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IIF I HADN'T HEARD IT
MYSELF.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE NORTH POLE
AND PULL THAT SLEIGH.
TIM SEEMS TO BLAME ME
FOR SANTA NOT FLYING,
BUT MAYBE I CAN
STILL BE HIS DOG
IF I CAN BE SANTA'S
OTHER REINDEER.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER!
HOORAY!
GOTTA GO. I'LL CALL YOU.
BYE, FIDO. I LOVE YOU.
OH.
[PANTING]
[FILES GRATING]
OOH!
UNH!
OH, NO. SORRY.
OH, THAT'S OKAY, OLIVE.
NO HARM DONE.
AREN'T YOU
GOING TO KICK ME
OR SPRAY ME
OR SOMETHING?
NO, NOT TODAY.
WOW, I GUESS
YOU REALLY GOTHE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE "NO MORE CHRISTMAS"
SPIRIT.
DID YOU HEAR?
SANTA'S NOT FLYING.
HE'S THROUGH.
YES, BUT--
AT LAST. WE'RE BREAKING
THE CYCLE OF DESPAIR.
BY NEXT YEAR,
PEOPLE WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN
ABOUT CHRISTMAS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH CHRISTMAS?
THE MATTER? THE MATTER?!
IN THE SUMMERTIME
THE DELIVERING'S
SO EASY
MY BAG IS LIGHT
AND THE WORLD IS FRESH
BUT BY AUTUMN
I'M GETTING QUEASY
THE SHOULDER STRAP
TEARS AT MY FLESH
I'M A ZOMBIE
BY THANKSGIVING
WITH 4 WEEKS'
TORTURE
STILL TO COME
THIS IS NO WAY
TO MAKE A LIVING
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
ONE FLIMSY LITTLE
CHRISTMAS CARD
SURELY THAT CAN'T
BE TOO HARD
BUT MULTIPLY IT
A BILLIONFOLD
AND SEE WHY CHRISTMAS
LEAVES ME COLD
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
THEY CUT DOWN
BIGGER, FATTER LOGS
SO I CAN BRING
MORE CATALOGS
FIRST CLASS, THIRD CLASS
BOOK RATE, BULK
IS IT ANY WONDER
WHY I SULK?
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
SEND A FRIEND
A TWO-TON GIFT
I DON'T MIND
I LOVE TO LIFT
ESPECIALLY WHEN
THE WEATHER'S FREEZIN'
OH, YES, I LOVE
THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
CHRISTMAS--
BAH, BUG AND HUM
BY NOW, MY LIGAMENTS
ARE TOAST
BUT HERE IT COMES
MORE PARCEL POST
WHY NOT SPLURGE
SEND IT PRIORITY
WHAT'S ONE MORE
PAIN IN MY
POSTERIORITY
POSTERIORITY?
SO HERE'S ONE VOTE
FOR CANCELLATION
OF ALL THE CHRISTMAS
CELEBRATION
IF SANTA'S GROUNDED
THAT'S A START
FOR TAKING STRAIN
OFF MY POOR HEART
SO TURN AROUND
GO BACK HOME, ROVER
AS OF NOW
CHRISTMAS IS OVER
HATE
TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
BUT I'M GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE
TO SAVE
SANTA'S FLIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT A REINDEER.
YOU CAN'T FLY.
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
YOU WAIT AND SEE.
I'LL BE ZOOMING
RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD,
PULLING THAT SLEIGH.
AND IT WILL BE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVEN FOR YOU,
IF YOU LET IT.
NOW IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE
A BUS TO CATCH.
NOBODY'S GOING TO HELP
THAT LOUSY OLD SANTA.
STAY AWAY
FROM THE NORTH POLE,
OR I'LL HAND CANCEL YOU.
RIDING OR CHASING?
RIDING.
I NEED A TICKET
TO THE NORTH POLE.
BUS N34 CONNECTS
AT ARCTIC JUNCTION.
BOARDING RIGHT NOW.
I'LL TAKE ONE TICKET,
PLEASE.
MAKE THAT 2 TICKETS.
HI, OLD BUDDY.
CAN YOU PAY FOR MY TICKET?
NO, MARTINI.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
PURSUE OTHER
OPPORTUNITIES?
COME ON. I'LL PAY
YOU BACK LATER.
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
THERE'S NO ROOM AT THE INN.
PLEASE.
[CRYING]
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE LAST
TIME I HELP YOU OUT.
OKAY.
HUNH!
LET ME GO!
THIS DOG COMMITTED
MAIL FRAUD.
I'M TAKING HER
INTO CUSTODY.
MAIL FRAUD, OLIVE?
COOL.
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.
WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT?
[GRUNTING]
SHE'S WANTED
FOR SEVERAL COUNTS
OF MAIL FRAUD,
INCLUDING, UH, LICKING
SELF-ADHESIVE STAMPS
AND NOT MAILING EARLY
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
HEH HEH HEH!
MARTINI! HELP ME!
LAST CALL FOR BUS N34,
SERVICE TO THE NORTH POLE.
MARTINI!
I'M INNOCENT!
I'LL ROOT FOR YOU
ON COURT TV.
HELP ME, MARTINI.
I HELPED YOU.
AH.
[CLATTERING]
YAAH! YAAH!
YOU OWE ME
FOR THOSE PENS.
COME ON!
GRAB MY TAIL!
QUIT WAGGING IT.
WHOA!
NO.
NOOOOO!
[ANGRY MUTTERING]
[SIGHS]
THANKS, MARTINI.
THAT POSTMAN
IS BAD NEWS.
AH, DON'T
MENTION IT.
SO HOW COME
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE?
BLITZEN'S HURT,
SO THEY NEED ANOTHER REINDEER,
OR THEY CAN'T FLY.
I HEARD SANTA
ON THE RADIO
SAYING THAT HE NEEDED
"OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER."
[LAUGHING]
EXCUSE ME, OLIVE,
BUT SANTA SAID
"ALL OF
THE OTHER REINDEER."
I'M AFRAID YOU
JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
IT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME.
I USED TO THINK
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
WAS ABOUT ME,
RICHARD STANDS.
IT'S NOT?
SO YOU THINK
SANTA ASKED YOU
TO PULL HIS SLEIGH.
THAT'S SWEET.
I ALMOST HATE
TO POINT OUT
THAT YOU'RE A DOG.
I REALLY THINK
I AM A REINDEER.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
DIFFERENT THAN OTHER DOGS,
AND SOMEBODY HAS GOT
TO DO SOMETHING,
OR IT WON'T BE
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WELL, MORE POWER
TO YOU THEN.
AND WHY ARE YOU GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE,
MARTINI?
WELL, I FIGURE
IF CHRISTMAS
IS CANCELED,
MAYBE I CAN
PICK UP ALL OF
SANTA'S TOYS CHEAP
AND MAKE A BUNDLE
ON 'EM.
ALSO, I NEED
TO COOL OFF.
OOH, AMEN TO THAT.
HEY, ARE YOU GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE?
OH, THE NORTH POLE
METROPOLITAN AREA.
WE WERE VACATIONING
DOWN HERE.
THE 40-DEGREE TEMPERATURES
WERE FUN FOR A WHILE,
BUT, WHEW! IT WILL
BE NICE TO GET HOME.
DO YOU KNOW
SANTA'S REINDEER?
OH, SURE.
THEY'RE REALLY BIG.
2 OR 3 TIMES
BIGGER THAN YOU.
AND THEY HAVE HOOVES
INSTEAD OF PAWS,
AND THEIR FUR IS MUCH
THICKER THAN YOURS.
AND THE MAGNIFICENT
ANTLERS.
AND THEY REALLY CAN FLY.
WELL, THAT ALL
MAY BE TRUE,
BUT I'M A REINDEER
JUST THE SAME.
LISTEN, UH, OLIVE,
I'M FROM A ZOO.
I KNOW REINDEER.
I WORKED WITH REINDEER.
REINDEER WERE
FRIENDS OF MINE.
YOU, OLIVE,
ARE NO REINDEER.
I'M STRONG
FOR MY SIZE,
AND HOWEVER
IT IS THAT
THEY CAN FLY--
MAGIC BEANS
OR WHATEVER...
YEARS OF PRACTICE...
PLUS JET PACKS.
I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
TRYING TO BE HELPFUL,
BUT SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
YOU JUST SUDDENLY KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
YEAH, LIKE THE TIME
I SUDDENLY HAD NO BRAKES
GOING DOWN
A MOUNTAIN ROAD.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
HMM, I DON'T REMEMBER,
BUT I GUESS IT MUST HAVE
TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE
TAKEN A TRAIN.
MOVE IT, SLOWPOKE!
GO ON! GO ON!
YOU! YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!
HE'S DESPERATE
TO WRECK CHRISTMAS,
BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO LET HIM.
DELIVER THIS, PUNK!
AAH!
SEE YA!
YAAH! GRRR!
I HOPE THAT'S
THE LAST OF HIM.
RICHARD, HOW LONG
TILL WE REACH
ARCTIC JUNCTION?
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
OHH!
HEH HEH.
OLIVE! WHERE,
OH, WHERE CAN SHE BE?
OH, I WAS TOO HARD
ON HER.
NOW I REALLY
RUINED CHRISTMAS.
THIS GOES UNDER THERE.
GET THIS IN...TIGHTER.
[SIGHS]
I WONDER
HOW SHE'S DOING.
SO I POINTED OUT
TO THE JUDGE
THAT TECHNICALLY,
IT WASN'T
A PYRAMID SCHEME
BECAUSE I HAD--
ARCTIC JUNCTION!
ARCTIC JUNCTION!
CONNECT HERE
FOR THE NORTH POLE!
HOW LONG
TILL THAT BUS LEAVES?
ALMOST AN HOUR.
WE'VE GOT TIME
TO GRAB SOME FOOD,
IF YOU WANT.
HMM.
YUM YUM YUM.
YEAH,
THAT'S BETTER.
GRR! AH.
[SINISTER HUMMING]
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
THE BONE. DRESSING
ON THE SIDE, PLEASE.
I'LL TRY THE DEEP-FRIED
CANDY CANES.
UH, THE SMALL
DEAD FISH SAMPLER.
MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE TRIED
THE REINDEER CHOW.
Radio: HERE'S THE LATEST
FROM THE NORTH POLE.
SANTA CLAUS HAS SCHEDULED
A PRESS CONFERENCE
FOR 11:00 TONIGHT.
HE IS EXPECTED
TO CANCEL HIS FLIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
AW!
AW!
AW!
AW!
HEY, EVERYBODY.
DON'T DESPAIR.
I'M OLIVE, AND I'M GOING
TO THE NORTH POLE
TO HELP SANTA.
I'M THE OTHER REINDEER.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE
EVER SEEN
A SMALL DOG-LIKE
REINDEER BEFORE?
[CHANTING]
OLIVE, OLIVE, OLIVE!
OLIVE...
OLIVE. OKAY.
YOU'RE OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER?
SANTA'S
LOOKING FOR YOU.
HE'S OUT
IN THE PARKING LOT.
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU
A FLYING TEST.
OH, BOY.
MY BIG MOMENT.
WISH ME LUCK, GUYS.
COMING, SANTA!
I THINK THE WAITRESS
LIKES ME.
SANTA?
SANTA COULDN'T
MAKE IT.
BUT I'LL
LET HIM KNOW
YOU FAILED
THE TEST! YAAH!
YEOW! YEOW!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
ARF ARF ARF!
COME HERE, YOU.
YAAH!
NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW
ET CETERA
WILL KEEP ME
FROM KEEPING YOU
FROM THE NORTH POLE
AND SAVING CHRISTMAS!
UNH!
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK
NOTHING LIKE CHRISTMAS
POISON MISTLETOE
[HUMMING THE MELODY]
HMM, THAT'S STRANGE.
HEY, DON'T TAMPER
WITH THE MAIL.
IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE.
BUT IT'S ADDRESSED TO ME.
OH, OKAY THEN.
[GRUNTS]
[SAWING]
POSTAL REGULATIONS
REQUIRE YOU
TO STAY PUT
AND KEEP QUIET.
HUNH!
OH!
AH!
HEY! HEY! STOP!
OLIVE!
IT WAS THE POSTMAN,
WASN'T IT?
WE FOUND
THE WAITRESS' CLOTHES.
HOW'D YOU GET AWAY?
IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO EXPLAIN.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF DEUS EX MACHINA?
DENISE WHO?
LOOK IT UP.
BUT LISTEN,
WE MISSED THE BUS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE
GONE ON WITHOUT ME.
AH, SPARE ME
THE MARTYRDOM.
I JUST CALLED
THE POSTAL SERVICE
TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT THAT POSTMAN.
GUESS WHAT? I GOT
THEIR VOICE MAIL.
HOW CAN WE GET
TO THE NORTH POLE
NOW?
THAT WAS THE LAST BUS.
I'D TAKE YOU UP MYSELF,
OLIVE,
BUT IF I DON'T GET BACK
TO THE DEPOT IN TIME,
I'LL LOSE MY JOB.
I'M SORRY.
YOU COULD ALWAYS
SELL WATCHES.
YOU MIGHT FIND SOMEONE
IN THE BAR WHO WILL
TAKE YOU UP.
WE'LL TRY IT.
THANKS, RICHARD,
FOR EVERYTHING.
I'M ROOTING
FOR YOU, OLIVE,
YOU OTHER REINDEER.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
AND, UH,
HAPPY HANUKKAH.
GOOD-BYE!
[GRUNTING]
I'M SANTA'S
REPLACEMENT
REINDEER.
I NEED A RIDE
TO THE NORTH POLE
SO I CAN HELP
PULL THE SLEIGH
AND SAVE CHRISTMAS.
ANYONE?
YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE NO REINDEER
TO ME, MUTT.
WELL, I AM,
AND MY NAME'S OLIVE.
CAN YOU FLY?
UM...
OH, SURE SHE CAN FLY.
SHE CAN FLY
LIKE A BIRD.
LIKE THE KIND OF BIRDS
THAT FLY, I MEAN.
OH, REALLY?
LET'S SEE.
WHOA!
AMAZING. JUST
WHAT SANTA NEEDS.
OH!
IT'S A MIRACLE. WE FOUND
ANOTHER FLYING REINDEER,
AND CHRISTMAS
IS BACK ON AGAIN.
WHOA!
OW!
SORRY, ARTURO.
PLEASE, JUST LET ME--
HEY, LET'S TAKE HER
UP TO THE ROOF
AND SEE HOW SHE FLIES.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, YEAH,
SHE CAN FLY.
LAUNCH HER!
THAT'S ENOUGH,
FELLAS. UH...
WE'LL JUST
LEAVE NOW.
WE DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.
OH, IT'S MR. BRIEFCASE.
LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE.
HEY!
[GRUNTING]
WATCH IT, PAL.
THAT'S VALUABLE
MERCHANDISE.
IT'S MINE!
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!
A BARKING REINDEER.
ISN'T THAT JUST--
STOW IT,
TUNDRA-BREATH!
MAYBE I'M JUST
A LITTLE RUNT
WITH NO ANTLERS,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S TRYING
TO SAVE CHRISTMAS.
YOU COULD AT LEAST
WISH ME LUCK.
THERE ARE ACTUALLY
PEOPLE OUT THERE
WHO WANT
TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS.
ARE YOU
ON THEIR SIDE?
UH. MMM.
THROWING SOMEONE
OFF A ROOF?!
IS THAT HOW YOU
WANT TO REMEMBER
CHRISTMAS?
YOU MUST HAVE
ASKED SANTA
FOR SOMETHING.
DO YOU THINK
YOU DESERVE WHAT
YOU'VE ASKED FOR?
HMM.
IT'S A TWO-WAY STREET.
SANTA DOESN'T JUST
GIVE YOU STUFF
BECAUSE YOU ASK.
YOU HAVE TO DESERVE IT.
I'M TRYING TO DESERVE
THE GOOD THINGS I HAVE
AND THE GOOD THINGS
I HOPE I WILL HAVE
IN THE FUTURE.
IF YOU WANT ME TO FAIL,
THEN I GUESS
IT'S TOO LATE
TO SAVE CHRISTMAS.
IT'S ALREADY GONE.
COME ON, MARTINI.
A DRILL.
WHAT?
I ASKED SANTA
FOR A REVERSIBLE,
THREE-SPEED, CORDLESS,
ELECTRIC DRILL.
I'M TOO NAUGHTY
TO DESERVE
SUCH A NICE DRILL.
ALL RIGHT,
PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER.
LET'S THINK
ABOUT THIS.
OLIVE, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, OLIVE.
WE'RE REALLY NOT
SUCH A BAD BUNCH.
WHEN YOU'RE
THIS FAR NORTH
WITH NO SUNLIGHT
SOMETIMES
TEMPERS FRAY
LIFE'S HARD ENOUGH
AND NOW
SANTA'S FLIGHT
IT'S BEEN
AN AWFUL DAY
EMPLOYMENT
IN THESE LATITUDES
DEPENDS ON
OLD ST. NICK
SO FORGIVE US
IF WE ALL HAVE
ATTITUDES
WE'RE UP
A FROZEN CRICK
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE REALLY
SWEET AND FUNNY
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
'CEPT FOR THAT BUNNY
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WHEN YOU WALKED IN
MAY I BE FRANK
OF COURSE
WE WERE SUSPICIOUS
IT SEEMED YOU WERE
PLAYING A NASTY PRANK
THAT'S WHY
WE GOT MALICIOUS
BUT WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO FEARFUL
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW US
WE'RE DOWNRIGHT CHEERFUL
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU
IF YOU EVER COME AGAIN
WE PROMISE
NOT TO THROW YOU
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
All: WE'RE NOT SO BAD
WE'RE NOT SO BAD
GO ON, YOU GUYS.
HE CAN TAKE YOU UP
IN HIS HALF-TRACK.
OLIVE,
ROUND JOHN VIRGIN.
OH, LIKE IN THE
SILENT NIGHT SONG.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
ANYWAY, ROUND JOHN
CAN TAKE YOU AS FAR
AS THE
NORTH POLE GATES.
AFTER THAT,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
WE'LL FIGURE OUSOMETHING.
I'M BLITZEN'S
COUSIN SCHNITZEL.
FLIGHTLESS,
UNFORTUNATELY.
IT HAPPENS.
WE'RE READY
TO GO.
THANKS,
SCHNITZEL.
THE PUFFIN'S
GOIN', TOO?
THAT'S PENGUIN
TO YOU, PAL.
GOOD LUCK,
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
DO I LOOK
LIKE A PUFFIN?
[SNORING]
[SLEEP-TALKING]
TIM...WAIT.
TIM!
HEY, HEY,
COME ON, OLIVE.
TIME TO WAKE UP.
NORTH POLE!
TIME TO
DO YOUR THING.
GOOD LUCK,
OLIVE.
AND I'M SORRY
I WAS SUCH
A JERK EARLIER.
IT'S OKAY,
ROUND JOHN.
YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
LET THEIR EMOTIONS
GET THE BETTER
OF THEM TODAY.
HEY, THANKS
FOR THE RIDE.
HERE, HIGH-QUALITY
OFFICE SUPPLIES FOR YOU.
GEE, CITY ZOO
ENVELOPES!
THANKS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
BYE, ROUND JOHN!
GOOD-BYE,
AND GOOD LUCK!
Martini: I WONDER
IF THERE'S A CASINO.
ANONYMOUS
HIGH-RANKING ELVES
ARE CONFIRMING
THAT SANTA WILL
SHORTLY MAKE
A STATEMENT,
OFFICIALLY
CANCELING
HIS TRADITIONAL
CHRISTMAS EVE
FLIGHT.
YOUR REACTION,
LITTLE DOGGIE?
UM, I THINK
THAT MAYBE--
MY CLIENT
HAS NO COMMENT
AT THIS TIME.
YOU'D BETTER
GET IN THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT YOU EVEN
GOT ME BELIEVING
THIS IS GONNA WORK.
I'M OLIVE,
THE NEW REINDEER.
I'M HERE TO HELP
PULL SANTA'S SLEIGH.
OLIVE...
OLIVE...
NO OLIVE
ON MY LIST.
BUT SANTA
SAID ON THE RADIO
THAT HE WAS
COUNTING ON OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER.
THAT'S ME!
I'M FILLING IN
FOR BLITZEN!
I CAN'T LET YOU IN.
BUT I HAVE TO--
NO.
ISN'T THERE SOMEONE
WHO I COULD TALK--
NO.
DON'T YOU EVEN CARE?
LET ME THINK...
NO!
[SIGHS]
BUT...
NO.
NOW MOVE ALONG,
OR I'LL HAVE YOU
ARRESTED.
AND I'M WARNING YOU,
THE FENCE IS
PROTECTED BY
ALARMS.
SO JUST GO
BACK WHERE
YOU CAME FROM.
BUT I...
[SIGHS]
TIME TO
THINK OF PLAN "B."
HMM...
WHILE YOU'RE THINKING,
MAYBE I'LL JUST
GO USE THAT PAY PHONE.
PAY PHONE...YES!
[CLEARS THROAT]
HO HO HO!
HUH?
OHH...
AW!
[NOT TICKING]
HUH?
OH, WE'LL
SEND A MAN OVER
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
IT'LL BE A PENGUIN,
ACTUALLY.
A PENGUIN?
OH, HE'LL HAVE IT WORKING
IN NO TIME.
Guard:
I'LL BE HERE
TILL 6:00.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
GOOD-BYE.
YOU KNOW, THIS COULD
BE AN EXFOLIATED
CARBURETOR
OR A DECAFFEINATED
DODECAHEDRON.
WHAT?
LET ME GET OUT
MY TOOLS.
[TAPS, SQUEAKS]
OH, YES, I SEE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO
RECALIBRATE THE...
UH, TIME.
I'LL NEED YOU
TO KILL THE ALARMS
ALONG THE FENCE
FOR A MINUTE, THOUGH.
WHAT?
WELL, OTHERWISE
THE ELECTROMAGNETIC WAVE
WILL INTERFERE
WITH THE SIGNALS
FROM THE SATELLITE.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
IT JUST NEEDS
THE COMPLIMENTARY
ENGRAVING.
E-L-F, RIGHT?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL HAVE IT BACK
FOR YOU ON MONDAY.
AND I'M SORRY
FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Reporters:
MYSTERIOUS POWER FAILURE...
DETAILS ARE STILL SKETCHY...
POSSIBLE Y2K BUG...
SPECIAL DELIVERY!
MORE CHILDREN'S
LETTERS TO SANTA!
[SINISTER LAUGH]
LET'S DO THE PRESS
CONFERENCE, BOSS,
AND HOPE FOR BETTER
LUCK NEXT YEAR.
THERE MUST BE
SOME WAY YOU COULD GO.
CAN'T WE FLY
WITH 7 REINDEER?
I DOUBT WE COULD
HANDLE IT, CHIEF.
MAYBE WE
SHOULDN'T EVEN TRY.
SO MANY OF THE KIDS'
LETTERS THIS YEAR
HAVEN'T BEEN
VERY NICE.
"DEAR SANTA,
I HATE YOU."
BOSS,
THAT'S AWFUL.
TERRIBLE NEWS.
"DEAR SANTA,
LOSE SOME WEIGHT
AND GET A REAL JOB."
[SIGHS]
MAYBE IT'S
TIME TO RETIRE,
ANYWAY.
NO! THOSE LETTERS
ARE FAKE!
SANTA, I KNOW
WHO'S BEEN WRITING
THOSE LETTERS.
THEY'RE ALL FROM
A VERY MEAN POSTMAN
WHO WANTS
TO WRECK CHRISTMAS.
[ALL GASP]
LOOK AT
THE ENVELOPES...
NO POSTMARKS.
HMM, THAT'S TRUE.
AND JUST WHO
MIGHT YOU BE,
LITTLE DOGGIE?
I'M ACTUALLY
NOT A DOG.
I'M OLIVE,
THE REPLACEMENT
REINDEER YOU ASKED FOR.
I'M NOT QUITE
FOLLOWING YOU,
OLIVE.
YOU SAY YOU'RE
A REINDEER?
AND I ASKED
YOU TO COME?
RIGHT. I HEARD YOU
ON THE RADIO.
WE ALWAYS GET
THE CRAZIES ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.
NEVER FAILS.
WELL, CAN YOU FLY,
OLIVE?
CAN YOU AFFORD
NOT TO FIND OUT?
WELL, NOW,
IF YOU'RE
SURE ALL THOSE
MEAN LETTERS
AREN'T FROM
REAL KIDS...
EVERYONE LOVES YOU,
SANTA.
AND ALL OVER THE WORLD,
EVERYONE IS HOPING
YOU'LL FLY TONIGHAND MAKE THEIR DREAMS
COME TRUE.
I KNOW I DON'T
LOOK LIKE MUCH,
BUT GIVE ME A TRY
FOR ALL THOSE GOOD FOLKS
WHO DESERVE
WHAT THEY'VE ASKED FOR.
I GUESS THEY'LL
UNDERSTAND IF
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT,
BUT ROUND JOHN VIRGIN
SURE WOULD LIKE
THAT ELECTRIC DRILL.
AND MY MASTER TIM,
WELL, MAYBE HE DOES
WANT A BETTER DOG,
BUT MOSTLY I THINK
HE JUST WANTS CHRISTMAS.
I DON'T
THINK HE'LL FIND
A BETTER DOG, OLIVE,
EVEN IF YOU ARE
A REINDEER.
THANKS FOR COMING.
HO HO HO, PEOPLE!
WE'RE FLYING!
[ALL CHEER]
TELL THE MEDIA.
LOAD UP THE SLEIGH.
COMET, HELP OLIVE
HERE GET HITCHED UP.
I JUST LEARNED
THAT YOU'D BETTER
NOT POUT,
YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY,
YOU'D BETTER NOT SHOUT,
I'M TELLING YOU WHY.
A MYSTERIOUS
OTHER REINDEER
HAS ARRIVED
TO TAKE
BLITZEN'S PLACE.
AS OF NOW,
THE FLIGHT
IS ON AGAIN.
I'LL BE DARNED,
SHE REALLY DID IT.
WHO'S SHE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL, SEE, UM,
EARLIER TODAY...
[SINISTER LAUGH]
HOO HOO HOO!
HEH HEH HEH.
MMM?
[GASPS, GROWLS]
HMMM. OOH!
HEH HEH.
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
OH, SHE HAD
A CLEAR SENSE
OF MISSION.
...CARES
DEEPLY ABOUT
CHRISTMAS.
CLOSE, CLOSE
FRIEND OF MINE
FOR YEARS.
N-NOT...NOT
HOUSEBROKEN.
NOT TO
MY KNOWLEDGE.
SHE IS HOUSEBROKEN!
HAH!
THERE YOU GO.
BY THE WAY,
WHERE'S RUDOLPH?
THERE'S NO RUDOLPH.
IT'S JUST ONE OF
THOSE URBAN LEGENDS.
SLEIGH'S LOADED.
EVERYONE READY?
READY!
OLIVE, THE OTHER
REINDEER, HUH?
WELL, WHY NOT?
IT'S A SEASON
OF MIRACLES.
GOOD LUCK, KID.
OH, THANKS, COMET.
SANTA ONE-NINER
NINER, NINER...
CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF
ON 22 LEFT.
PUNCH IT, BOYS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
ET CETERA,
ET CETERA.
[PANTING]
Santa:
GO! GO! GO!
COME ON! UP, UP!
WOW!
I'M FLYING!
UNORTHODOX STYLE,
BUT, HEY, WHATEVER
WORKS FOR YOU.
YOU HAD ME WORRIED
FOR A MINUTE
THERE, THOUGH.
ARE WE GOOD TO GO?
COMET? HO HO HO?
I THINK SO.
JUST DON'T PICK UP
ANY HITCHHIKERS.
YOU OKAY, OLIVE?
[PANTING]
I'M SOLID.
[ALL CHEER]
[CHEERS]
OLIVE,
THE OTHER REINDEER
YOU'LL GO DOWN
IN HISTORY
FINE! FLY AS
MUCH AS YOU WANT.
YOU'RE STILL
OUT OF BUSINESS!
'CAUSE THIS YEAR,
EVEN THOUGH I'VE
BEEN NAUGHTY,
I GOT ALL THE TOYS!
[LAUGHS]
THE LAWS OF
BREAKING AND ENTERING,
AS THEY PERTAIN TO SANTA,
ARE UNCLEAR.
HMM. EXCUSE ME.
YAH!
AND, LOOK, I GOT
ANOTHER PRESENT!
I MUST'VE BEEN
EXTRA BAD THIS YEAR.
MMM...LET'S SEE.
DOLL,
JACK-IN-THE-BOX,
CORDLESS DRILL...
AHA!
HERE WE GO!
THE TRAIN SET
THAT SHOULD HAVE
BEEN MINE
WHEN I WAS A KID.
THAT WAS THE YEAR
SANTA STARTED
PUTTING ME ON
HIS NAUGHTY LIST.
HE DIDN'T
CUT ME ANY SLACK.
SO I'M NOT CUTTING
HIM ANY SLACK!
OLD FAT BOY'S
FINISHED!
HA HA HA!
HO HO HO!
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[PANTS] WE'RE ONLY
AT THE FIRST HOUSE,
AND I'M BEAT.
YOU WANT SOME
LICHEN-FLAVORED GUM?
IT'LL PERK YOU UP.
WHAT'S THIS?
CREDIT CARD OFFERS?
CATALOGS?
SWEEPSTAKES MAILINGS.
BAD NEWS, GANG.
SOMEHOW WE GOT
THE WRONG SACK.
THIS IS ALL
JUNK MAIL!
WHAT?
SANTA, LET ME
SMELL THAT MAIL.
[GROWLS]
THE POSTMAN!
I KNEW IT!
LET'S GO!
WHERE?
JUST HEAD NORTH.
SOONER OR LATER,
I'LL PICK UP THE SCENT.
IT'S GETTING
AWFULLY LATE.
[SNIFFS]
THIS WAY!
HMM?
HMM...
HMM...
HMM!
[CHUCKLING
TO HIMSELF]
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[SNIFFING]
FISH BREATH!
YOU'VE GOT
MARTINI, TOO?
OH, NOW YOU'RE
IN FOR IT!
THAT'S IT.
A LITTLE LOWER.
STEADY...
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[GROWLS]
GET OFF ME,
YOU JOLLY OLD BUSYBODY!
HMM? AAH.
AHA!
GIVE BACK
THE PRESENTS!
NEVER! YOU SHOULD'VE
STAYED HOME!
BAD DOG!
BAD DOG!
UNH! UNH!
[ POP GOES THE WEASEL ]
[CACKLES]
YAAH!
AAUGH!
Santa:
STEADY, GANG!
HEY!
WAS THAT YOU
OR YOUR STUNT DOUBLE?
AW, GO ON!
ARE YOU OKAY,
MARTINI?
SHAKEN,
BUT NOT STIRRED.
ANYWAY, ALL THE TOYS
ARE HERE.
ALSO A CORDLESS DRILL.
THANKS FOR
YOUR HELP, MARTINI.
I'D OFFER YOU A LIFIN THE SLEIGH,
BUT COMET SAYS
NO HITCHHIKERS.
JUST OUR LUCK
THAT YOU'RE FLIGHTLESS.
HEY, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'LL DRIVE HOME.
I MEAN,
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
PLUS, SOMEONE'S
GOTTA TAKE CARE
OF MR. ZIP.
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
HMM,
CARDBOARD WINGS.
TIME TO
GO-HO-HO!
COMING!
THANKS FOR
EVERYTHING, MARTINI.
WHAT WILL YOU DO
NOW?
EH, YOU KNOW,
I'LL DO A LITTLE
LOAN-SHARKING,
SELL A LITTLE AMWAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MARTINI.
OLIVE, GREAT JOB
GETTING THE TOYS BACK.
BUT WE'RE
WAY BEHIND SCHEDULE.
ANY CHANCE WE COULD
GO FASTER, GANG?
WARP SPEED, CAPTAIN!
HO HO HO!
I DON'T HAVE ANTLERS
I DON'T HAVE HOOVES
HOW FLYING WORKS
I HAVE NO CLUE
NOW I'VE GOT
THE REINDEER MOVES
I'M A TRUE-BLUE
MEMBER OF THE CREW!
IT TOOK OLIVE
TO REMIND US
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
ON CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW THE TROUBLE'S
ALL BEHIND US
'CAUSE OLIVE TAUGHT US
HOW TO BELIEVE
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
TO EVERYBODY
BIG AND SMALL
I PULLED THE SLEIGH
AND HAD A BALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
IF YOU'VE GOT
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY
YOU DON'T NEED SPRINGS
OR WINGS OR STRINGS
TO FLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
SO LET OLIVE'S
TALE REMIND YOU
ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVE
IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE
INSIDE YOU
YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
TO EVERYBODY
BIG AND SMALL
THAT OLIVE
SHE'S A FIREBALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL
MERRY CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL
TO ALL THE CREATURES
GREAT AND SMALL
PULL YOUR SLEIGH
AND HAVE A BALL
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
AFTER ALL
HO, WHOA! WHOA!
HO! WHOA! HO!
I GUESS I COULD
DELIVER THIS STUFF.
IT'S NOT AS
GLAMOROUS AS
HELPING SANTA.
BUT,
THERE'LL BE TROUBLE
IF THE FOLKS CAN'T ENTER
THEIR SWEEPSTAKES.
BESIDES...
CHRISTMAS GRATUITIES!
THAT'S IT!
ALL DONE!
EXCELLENT WORK,
BOYS.
AND 3 CHEERS FOR
OLIVE, THE OTHER REINDEER.
[ALL CHEER]
ARF ARF ARF!
AFTER WE GET HOME
AND RELAX FOR A WHILE,
WE USUALLY GO OUT
FOR SOME REINDEER GAMES.
WILL YOU JOIN US?
HMM...MAYBE.
HEY!
IT'S MY HOUSE!
FIDO...AND TIM.
WELL,
THINK ABOUT IT.
Santa: OH, NO.
AN ARCTIC FOG! HMM...
OLIVE, I'M SORRY,
BUT WE'RE LOST IN THE FOG.
COULD YOU SMELL US HOME?
MRS. CLAUS
IS BAKING COOKIES.
COOKIES!
[SNIFFS]
MMM...GINGERBREAD!
TEN DEGREES STARBOARD!
[ALL CHEER OLIVE]
OLIVE, I'D BE
HONORED IF YOU'D
CALL ME COMET...
THE OTHER DOG.
SURE! BUT FIRST,
COOKIES!
YES.
[GOBBLING]
AHH!
WELL, I GOTTA HAND IT
TO YOU, OLIVE,
YOU SAVED CHRISTMAS.
NO, I ONLY CONVINCED
EVERYONE ELSE
TO DO THEIR BEST.
OH, DON'T YOU BE
SO MODEST, OLIVE!
YOU WERE GREAT!
AND NOW...
HO HO HO!
PRESENTS FOR
THE STAFF AND CREW!
OHH!
UH, BOSS,
FROM AN INSURANCE
POINT OF VIEW,
THE JUMP ROPES...
PROBABLY NOT
A WISE IDEA.
OLIVE, HERE'S
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
I KNOW I'M NOT
REALLY A REINDEER,
BUT I'M PROUD
I COULD HELP ANYWAY.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN
SO WONDERFUL.
I'D LOVE TO STAY,
BUT I REALLY
MUST GO HOME.
I THOUGHT SO.
LET ME FINISH
MY CAPPUCCINO,
AND I'LL GIVE
YOU A LIFT.
Elves & Reindeer:
BYE, OLIVE! WE'LL MISS YOU.
Santa: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE!
BYE!
I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Panda:
LOOK, IT'S MARTINI!
MARTINI, YOU HELPED
SAVE CHRISTMAS!
WE SAW YOU ON TV!
OH, WELL, I HOPE
IT WAS A COLOR SET.
BLACK AND WHITE
DOESN'T DO ME
JUSTICE.
I'M PLEASED TO OFFER YOU
YOUR OLD POSITION BACK,
MARTINI.
THE ZOO CAN ALWAYS
FIND ROOM FOR
AN EXTRAORDINARY
FLIGHTLESS AQUATIC BIRD
WHO ATTRACTS
MEDIA ATTENTION.
AND WE'VE BEEN
A LITTLE SHORTHANDED
SINCE THE MONKEYS
ESCAPED.
OH...IT'S TEMPTING,
BUT I THINK I CAN
GET YOU AN EVEN
BETTER PENGUIN.
[MUFFLED SHOUTS]
[GROWLING
AND MUTTERING]
HUH?
[JINGLING BELLS]
MERRY CHRISTMAS, TIM!
I HOPE YOU'RE
NOT TOO MAD AT ME.
OLIVE!
I WAS SO WORRIED
YOU'D NEVER
COME BACK!
I'M SORRY
I WAS SO MEAN.
CAN YOU EVER
FORGIVE ME?
I WAS SO UPSET
ABOUT SANTA
THAT I FORGOTHAT I HAD
THE BEST DOG
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
WOW! AND THE BEST
REINDEER, TOO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLIVE!
ARF ARF ARF!
GOOD GIRL!
GOOD GIRL!
AW, YOU'RE
THE BEST!
DOO DO-DO-DO DO-DO
DO-DO-DO DOO
I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY
AND THE FOURTH OF JULY
I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD
WHEN HALLOWEEN HAS GONE BY
I'M THANKFUL THANKSGIVING
COMES AROUND IN THE FALL
BUT I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED CHRISTMAS
THE BEST OF THEM ALL
[SANTA SNORING]
EVERY DAY'S SPECIAL
I'M NOT COMPLAINING
BUT I'M ALWAYS COUNTING
THE DAYS STILL REMAINING
TILL CHRISTMAS