Olivia Rodrigo: GUTS World Tour (2024) Movie Script

1
- All right. Let's do this.
- All right. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
'Cause it's the last show
Yeah, it's the last show
I love you guys so much!
Last two shows for a while.
I'm gonna miss you guys!
Aw.
Let's make LA and Netflix
our fucking best!
- Go on three! One, two, three!
- Let's go!
Haven't heard from you
In a coupla months
I'm out right now
And I'm all fucked up
You're calling my phone
You're all alone
And I'm sensing some undertones
I'm right here with all my friends
But you're sending me your new address
I know we're done
I know we're through
But God, when I look at you
- My brain goes
- Ahhh
Can't hear my thoughts
I cannot hear my thoughts
Like blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
- Should probably not
- I should probably, probably not
Seeing you tonight
It's a bad idea, right?
Seeing you tonight
It's a bad idea right?
Seeing you tonight
It's a bad idea right?
Seeing you tonight
Fuck it, it's fine
Yes, I know that he's my ex
But can't two people reconnect
I only see him as a friend
The biggest lie I ever said
Oh yes, I know that he's my ex
But can't two people reconnect
I only see him as a friend
I just tripped and fell into his bed
Now I'm getting in the car
Wrecking all my plans
I know I should stop
But I can't
And I told my friends I was asleep
But I never said where
Or in whose sheets
I pull up to your place
On the second floor
Standing smiling at the door
And I'm sure that I've seen hotter men
But I really can't remember when
My brain goes
Ahhh
I can't hear my thoughts
Like blah, blah, blah
Should probably not
Hey, seeing you tonight
What?
- It's a bad idea, right?
- Come on!
- Seeing you tonight
- It's a bad idea, right?
Hey, seeing you tonight
It's a bad idea, right?
Seeing you tonight
Fuck it, it's fine
Yes, I know that he's my ex
But can't two people reconnect
I only see him as a friend
The biggest lie I ever said
Oh yes, I know that he's my ex
But can't two people reconnect
I only see him as a friend
I just tripped and fell into his bed
Oh yes, I know that he's my ex
But can't two people reconnect
My brain goes, "Ahhh"
Can't hear my thoughts
Like blah, blah, blah
Should probably not
Blah
Blah
Blah
Blah
Cat got my tongue
And I don't think
I get along with anyone
Blood running cold
I'm on the outside
Of the greatest inside joke
And I hate all my clothes
Feels like my skin doesn't fit right
Over my bones
So I guess I should go
Party's done, I'm no fun
I know, I know, I know, I know
I broke a glass, I tripped and fell
I told secrets I shouldn't tell
I stumbled over all my words
I made it weird, I made it worse
Each time I step outside
It's social suicide
Wanna curl up and die
It's social suicide
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
I laughed at the wrong time
Sat with the wrong guy
Searching how to start a conversation
On a website
Talked to this hot guy
Swore I was his type
He was making out with boys
Like the whole night
Everything I do is tragic
What?
Every guy I like is gay
The morning after I panic
Oh God, what did I say?
I broke a glass, I tripped and fell
I told secrets I shouldn't tell
I stumbled over all my words
I made it weird, I made it worse
Each time I step outside
What?
It's social suicide
It's social suicide
Wanna curl up and die
It's social suicide
Yeah, when I'm alone I'm fine
Don't let me out at night
It's social suicide
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
I broke a glass, tripped and fell
Told secrets I shouldn't tell
Stumbled over all my words
Made it weird, I made it worse
Each day that I'm alive
It's social suicide
Wanna curl up and die
It's social suicide
Don't let me out at night
Oh, it's social suicide
It's social suicide
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
Thought your mom was your wife
Called you the wrong name twice
Can't think of a third line
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
How are you doing tonight, Los Angeles?!
Welcome to the GUTS World Tour!
Hometown show, baby.
Tonight is going to be
so much fucking fun.
Here's what I want, okay?
I want everyone here, you guys,
I want you up out of your seats.
I want you to jump!
I want you to scream! I want you
to sing at the top of your lungs!
Can you do that for me, LA?
And tonight is very special.
I'm really, really grateful you're here.
Thank you so much for coming.
Muah.
I hate to give the satisfaction
Asking how you're doing now
How's the castle built off people
You pretend to care about?
Just what you wanted
Look at you, cool guy, you got it
I see the parties and the diamond
Sometimes when I close my eyes
Six months of torture you sold
As some forbidden paradise
I loved you truly
Gotta laugh at the stupidity
'Cause I've made
Some real big mistakes
You make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was strange
You only come out at night
I used to think I was smart
You made me look so nave
The way you sold me for parts
You sunk your teeth into me, oh
Bloodsucker, famefucker
Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire
Every girl I ever talked to
Told me you were bad, bad news
You called them crazy
God, I hate the way
I called them crazy too
You're so convincing
How do you lie without flinching?
How do you lie?
How do you lie?
What a mesmerizing, paralyzing
Fucked up little thrill
Can't figure out just how you do it
And God knows I never will
Went for me and not her
What?
'Cause girls your age
Know better
I've made some real big mistakes
But you make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was strange
You only come out at night
I used to think I was smart
But you made me look so nave
The way you sold me for parts
You sunk your teeth into me, oh
Bloodsucker, famefucker
Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire
You said it was true love
But wouldn't that be hard
You can't love anyone
'Cause that would mean you had a heart
I tried to help you out
Now I know that I can't
'Cause how you think's the kind of thing
I'll never understand
And I've made some real big mistakes
You make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was strange
You only come out at night
I used to think I was smart
You made me look so nave
The way you sold me for parts
You sunk your teeth into me, oh
Bloodsucker, famefucker
Bleeding me dry
Like a goddamn vampire
Brown guilty eyes
And little white lies, yeah
I played dumb, but I always knew
That you talked to her
Maybe did even worse
I kept quiet so I could keep you
And ain't it funny
How you ran to her
The second that we called it quits
And ain't it funny
How you said you were friends
Now it sure as hell don't look like it
Can you sing it?
You betrayed me
And I know
That you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah
You talked to her
When we were together
Loved you at your worst
But that didn't matter
It took you two weeks
To go off and date her
Guess you didn't cheat
But what?
You're still a traitor
Now you bring her around
Just to shut me down
Show her off like she's a new trophy
I know if you were true
There's no damn way that you
Could fall in love with somebody
That quickly
And ain't it funny
All the twisted games
All the questions you used to avoid
Ain't it funny
Remember I brought her up
And you told me I was paranoid
You betrayed me
And I know
That you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt
You talked to her
When we were together
Loved you at your worst
But that didn't matter
It took you two weeks
To go off and date her
You didn't cheat
But you're still a traitor
God, I wish that
You had thought this through
Before I went
And fell in love with you
And when she's sleeping
In the bed we made
Don't you dare forget about the way
You betrayed me
'Cause I know
That you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt
You talked to her
When we were together
You gave me your word
But that didn't matter
It took you two weeks
To go off and date her
You didn't cheat
You're still
You're still a traitor
Yeah, you're still a traitor
God, I wish that
You had thought this through
Before I went
And fell in love with you
I got my driver's license last week
Just like we always talked about
'Cause you were so excited for me
To finally drive up to your house
But today I drove through the suburbs
Crying 'cause you weren't around
And you're probably
With that blonde girl
Who always made me doubt
She's so much older than me
She's everything I'm insecure about
Yeah, today I drove
Through the suburbs
'Cause how could
I ever love someone else?
And I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way
For no one
And I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay
Now that I'm gone
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote
In that song about me
'Cause you said forever
Now I drive alone past your street
And all my friends are tired
Of hearing how much I miss you, but
I kinda feel sorry for them
'Cause they'll never know you
The way that I do, yeah
Today I drove through the suburbs
And pictured I was driving home to you
And I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way
For no one
Oh, and I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay
Now that I'm gone
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote
In that song about me
'Cause you said forever
Now I drive alone past your street
Sing it!
Red lights, stop signs
I still see your face
In the white cars, front yards
Can't drive past the places
We used to go to
'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe
Sidewalks we crossed
I still hear your voice
In the traffic, we're laughing
Over all the noise
God, I'm so blue, know we're through
But I still fuckin' love you, babe
I know we weren't perfect
But I've never felt this way
For no one
Will you sing it with me?
And I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay
Now that I'm gone
'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote
In that song about me
You said forever
Now I drive alone past your street
Yeah, you said forever
Now I drive alone past your street
Damn.
LA, you guys are making me blush up here.
Shit.
So I wrote this next song
a few days before my nineteenth birthday.
And, um, back then,
I was so terrified of change,
and I was especially afraid of growing up.
And I'd, like, cry
at all my birthday parties as a child.
Very, very emo.
Now that I'm 21,
I don't feel afraid of growing up at all.
In fact, I'm really, really
looking forward to it.
And, um, if I could give any advice
to the 18-year-old girl
who wrote this song,
I'd tell her not to worry so much,
and that she has no idea
how many magical, magical things are
waiting just around the corner for her.
So, uh, with that, here's "teenage dream."
When am I gonna stop
Being wise beyond my years
And just start being wise
When am I gonna stop
Being a pretty young thing to guys
I love you!
When am I gonna stop
Being great for my age
And just start being good
When will it stop being cool
To be quietly misunderstood
I'll blow out the candles
Happy birthday to me
Got your whole life ahead of you
You're only 19
But I fear that they already got
All the best parts of me
And I'm sorry that I couldn't
Always be your teenage dream
When does wide-eyed affection
And all good intentions
Start to not be enough?
When will everyone have every reason
To call all my bluffs?
When are all my excuses
Of learning my lessons
Gonna start to feel sad?
Will I spend all the rest of my years
Wishing I could go back?
I'll blow out the candles
Happy birthday to me
Got your whole life ahead of you
You're only 19
But I fear that they already got
All the best parts of me
And I'm sorry that I couldn't
Always be your teenage dream
They all say that it gets better
It gets better the more you grow
Yeah, they all say that it gets better
It gets better, but what if I don't?
They all say that it gets better
It gets better the more you grow
Yeah, they all say that it gets better
It gets better, but what if I don't?
They all say that it gets better
It gets better the more you grow
Yeah, they all say that it gets better
It gets better, but what if I don't?
They all say that it gets better
It gets better the more you grow
Yeah, they all say that it gets better
It gets better, but what if I don't?
Hi.
My name's Olivia. I'm five years old,
and it's a real honor to be here tonight.
Are you excited
about your first show?
Yeah.
Do you have any fans
in the audience?
Yes. Thank you. I love you!
I just wanted
to sing a little song
to my friends and family over there.
Starting now.
Bought a bunch of makeup
Tryna cover up my face
I started to skip lunch
Eating cake on birthdays
I bought a new prescription
To try and stay calm
Because there's
Always something missing
There's always something in the mirror
That I think looks wrong
When pretty isn't pretty enough
What do you do?
And everybody's keeping it up
So you think it's you
And I could change up my body
And change up my face
Try every lipstick in every shade
But I'd always feel the same
'Cause pretty
Isn't pretty enough anyways
And you can win the battle
But you'll never win the war
You fix the things you hated
And you'd still feel so insecure
And I try to ignore it
It's everything I see
It's on the poster on the wall
It's in the shitty magazines
It's in my phone, it's in my head
In all the boys I bring to bed
It's all around, it's all the time
I don't know why I even try -
When pretty isn't pretty enough
What do you do?
And everybody's keeping it up
So you think it's you
And I could change up my body
And change up my face
Try every lipstick in every shade
And I'd always feel the same
'Cause pretty isn't pretty enough
And I bought all the clothes
That they told me to buy
Some dumb ideal
My whole fucking life
And none of it matters
And none of it ends
You just feel like shit
Over and over again
Oh, oh
No, it'll never change
Pretty isn't pretty enough
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Everybody's keeping it up
Pretty isn't pretty enough
I told my friends you were the one
After I'd known you like a month
And then you kissed some girl
From high school
I stayed in bed for like a week
When you said space was what you need
Waited by my phone like a goddamn fool
Now it don't mean a thing
God, love's fucking embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string loser
Who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell
And I consoled you while you cried
Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy
My God, how could I be so stupid
You found a new version of me
And I damn near started World War III
Jesus, what was I even doing
'Cause now it don't mean a thing
God, love's fucking embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string loser
Who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell
I give up, give up
I give up everything
I placed my bets
It's not worth anything
I give up, give up
But I keep coming back for more
Now it don't mean a thing
God, love's fucking embarrassing
Watch as I crucify myself
Hah, hah, hah
For some weird second string loser
Who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell
I give up, give up
I give up everything
I'm planning out my wedding
With some guy I'm never marrying
I'm giving up, I'm giving up
But I keep coming back for more
LA, will you give it up
for my beautiful dancers?
Oh, and tonight...
tonight would be very, very boring
without this talented band.
Can I please hear a huge round of
applause for Ms. Camila on the keys?
Anilee and India on the vocals.
How do you lie?
How do you lie? How do you lie?
Ms. Emily on guitar.
Whoo!
Daisy on guitar!
Ms. Moa on the bass!
And finally, Hayley on the drums!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Shit.
Well, how the hell are we feeling, LA?!
Are we ready for another song?
I want it so I got it
Did it so it's done
Another thing I ruined
I used to do for fun
Another piece of plastic
I could just throw away
Another conversation
With nothing good to say
I thought it so I said it
Took it 'cause I can
Another day pretending
I'm older than I am
Another perfect moment
That doesn't feel like mine
Another thing I forced to be a sign
Well, sometimes I feel like
I don't wanna be where I am
Getting drunk at a club
With my fair-weather friends
Push away all the people
Who know me the best
But it's me who's been making the bed
I'm so tired
Of being the girl that I am
Every good thing
Has turned into something I dread
And I'm playing the victim
So well in my head
But it's me who's been making the bed
Me who's been making the bed
Pull the sheets over my head
Making the bed
Every night I wake up
From this one recurring dream
Where I'm driving through the city
The brakes go out on me
And I can't stop at the red light
I can't swerve off the road
I read somewhere it's 'cause
My life feels so out of control
So I tell someone I love them
Just as a distraction
They tell me that they love me
Like I'm some tourist attraction
They're changing my machinery
And I just let it happen
I got the things I wanted
It's just not what I imagined
Sometimes I feel like
I don't wanna be where I am
Getting drunk at a club
With my fair-weather friends
Push away all the people
Who know me the best
But it's me who's been making the bed
I'm so tired
Of being the girl that I am
Every good thing
Has turned into something I dread
And I'm playing the victim
So well in my head
But it's me who's been making the bed
Me who's been making the bed
Pull the sheets over my head
Making the bed
Sometimes I feel like
I don't wanna be where I am
Counting all of the beautiful things
I regret
But it's me who's been making the bed
Me who's been making the bed
Pull the sheets over my head
Making the bed
Oh
Master manipulator
God you're so good at what you do
Come for me like a savior
I'd put myself through hell for you
Hear all the rumors lately
That you always denied
Hi, guys!
I fell for you like water
Falls from the February sky
But now the current's stronger
I couldn't get out if I tried
But you convinced me, baby
It was all in my mind
Hello!
And now you got me thinking
Two plus two equals five
And I'm the love of your life
'Cause if rain don't pour
And sun don't shine
Changing you is possible
I guess love is never logical
Hey, there. Hi!
You built a giant castle
With walls so high I couldn't see
The way it all unraveled
And all the things you did to me
You lied, you lied, you lied
Oh, now you got me thinking
Two plus two equals five
I'm the love of your life
'Cause if rain don't pour
And sun don't shine
Changing you is possible
Hey, guys!
I guess love is never logical
The sky is green, the grass is red
You mean all those words you said
I'm sure that girl
Is really your friend
Our problems are all solvable
Hello!
'Cause loving you is loving
Every argument you held over my head
Brought up the girls
You could have instead
I'm too young, and I'm too soft
Can't take a joke, can't get you off
Why do I do this?
I look so stupid thinking
Two plus two equals five
I'm the love of your life
'Cause if rain don't pour
And sun don't shine
Changing you is possible
No, love is never logical
Logical, logical
Love is never logical
I know I'm half responsible
And that makes me feel horrible
Oh, logical, logical
Love is never logical
I know I could've stopped it all
Why didn't I stop it all?
Logical, logical
Love is never logical
I know I'm half responsible
And that makes me feel horrible
Oh logical, logical
Love is never logical
I know I could've stopped it all
Why didn't I stop it all?
How the hell are you doing back here, LA?
It is so good to be home.
It's so good to play these shows in LA.
I feel so lucky
that I get to play six shows
in my hometown.
I'm, uh...
I'm so lucky.
This next song is, um...
is from my first album, SOUR.
That album changed my life
in so many ways,
and it is, uh, very near and dear
to my heart.
And this is actually
my personal favorite off of that album.
And it's called "enough for you."
So sing along if you know it!
I wore makeup when we dated
'Cause I thought you'd like me more
If I looked like the other prom queens
I know that you loved before
Tried so hard
To be everything that you liked
Just for you to say
You're not the compliment type
Hi, guys!
And I knew how you took your coffee
And your favorite songs by heart
I read all of your self-help books
So you'd think that I was smart
Stupid, emotional, obsessive little me
I knew from the start
This is exactly how you'd leave
You found someone more exciting
The next second you were gone
And you left me there crying
Wondering what I did wrong
You always say I'm never satisfied
But I don't think that's true
'Cause all I ever wanted
Was to be enough for you
All I ever wanted
Was to be enough for you
Hello!
Maybe I'm just not as interesting
As the girls you had before
But God, you couldn't have cared less
About someone who loved you more
I'd say you broke my heart
But you broke much more than that
Now I don't want your sympathy
I just want myself back
Before you found someone more exciting
The next second you were gone
And you left me there crying
Wondering what I did wrong
You always say I'm never satisfied
But I don't think that's true
'Cause all I ever wanted
Was to be enough
Don't you think I loved you too much
To be used and discarded
I loved you too much
To think I deserve nothing
But don't tell me you're sorry, boy
Feel sorry for yourself
'Cause someday I'll be everything
To somebody else
They'll think that I am so exciting
You'll be the one who's crying
Yeah, you always say I'm never satisfied
But I don't think that's true
You say I'm never satisfied
But that's not me it's you
'Cause all I ever wanted
Was to be enough
Hi!
But I don't think
Anything could ever be enough
For you
Enough for you, oh
No, nothing's enough for you
Lacy, oh, Lacy
Skin like puff pastry
Aren't you the sweetest thing
On this side of hell
Dear angel Lacy
Eyes white as daisies
Did I ever tell you
That I'm not doing well
Ooh, I care, I care, I care
Like perfume that you wear
I linger all the time
Watching hidden in plain sight
Ooh, I try, I try, I try
But it takes over my life
I see you everywhere
The sweetest torture one could bear
Oh, smart, sexy Lacy
I'm losing it lately
I feel your compliments
Like bullets on skin
Dazzling starlet, Bardot reincarnate
Well, aren't you the greatest thing
To ever exist
Ooh, I care, I care, I care
Like ribbons in your hair
My stomach's all in knots
You got the one thing that I want
Ooh, I try, I try, I try
Try to rationalize people are people
But it's like
You're made of angel dust
Lacy, oh, Lacy
It's like you're out to get me
You poison
Every little thing that I do
Lacy, oh, Lacy
I just loathe you lately
And I despise my jealous eyes
And how hard they fell for you
Yeah, I despise my rotten mind
And how much it worships you
LA, are we having fun?!
Oh, you guys, I'm so happy to be here
with all of you guys
in LA, my favorite place!
Oh, man!
Oh! I've been on tour for so long,
and it's so good to be home
with all my people
and sleep in my own bed
and drive my car.
It's wonderful.
Thank you.
The last leg before this one
that we're on now,
we were in Europe
for like two and a half months,
and it was so much fun,
and, um, you know,
we got to do all these cool things.
Like, we... we drank wine in Italy,
and ate escargot in France.
It's very, very fancy, but, um, gotta say,
it's just it's so good to be home
and eat a fucking In-N-Out burger!
You know?
God, I missed it.
I actually did get a Double-Double
after the last show we played here, so...
So much fun. I'm a Cali girl.
But, uh... yeah, it's moments like that
and just being here and seeing all these,
like, cowboy hats
that remind me,
no matter how far I travel,
at the end of the day,
I really am just so American!
You know?
Drivin' on the
Right side road
He says I'm pretty
Wearing his clothes
And he's got hands that
Make hell seem cold
Feet on the dashboard
He's like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wrote
When he laughs at all my jokes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'll go anywhere he goes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love
God, I'm so boring
And I'm so rude
Can't have a conversation
If it's not all about you
The way you dress
The books you read
I really love my bed
But man, it's hard to sleep
When he's with me
And he laughs at all my jokes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'll go anywhere he goes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love
I apologize if it's
A little too much
Just a little too soon
But if the conversation
Ever were to come up
I don't wanna assume this stuff
Are you in love?
'Cause I'm in love
Love
He laughs at all my jokes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, it's just not fair of him
To make me feel this much
I'll go anywhere he goes
And he says I'm so American
Oh God, I'm gonna marry him
If he keeps this shit up
I might just be in
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, love
We love you, Liv.
Look at this hat!
It says, "Gays for Liv."
Thank you!
Thanks so much.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Look at that! We have one for Moa too!
Oh my God!
You're so thoughtful!
Usually, this is the... the part
of the show where I get a gift,
and Moa doesn't get a gift.
But I guess today, Moa,
you don't have to suffer
from that... jealousy anymore.
Thank you.
Okay, well, this song is
dedicated to you. You rock.
Here we go.
I kinda wanna throw my phone
Across the room
'Cause all I see
Are girls too good to be true
With paper white teeth, perfect bodies
Wish I didn't care
I know their beauty's not my lack
But it feels like
That weight is on my back
And I can't let it go
Co-comparison
Is killing me slowly
I think I think too much
'Bout kids who don't know me
And I'm so sick of myself
I'd rather be, rather be
Anyone, anyone else
My jealousy, jealousy
Started following me
Me
Started following me
Me
I see everyone getting
All the things that I want
I'm happy for them
But then again I'm not
Just cool vintage clothes
Vacation photos
I can't stand it
Oh God, I sound crazy
Their win is not my loss
I know it's true
But I can't help getting caught
Up in it all, yeah
Co-comparison
Is killing me slowly
I think I think too much
'Bout kids who don't know me
I'm so sick of myself
I'd rather be, rather be
Anyone, anyone else
My jealousy, jealousy
Let's go!
Your friends are so cool
You go out every night
In your daddy's nice car
You're living the life
Got a pretty face
A pretty boyfriend too
I wanna be you so bad
And I don't even know you
All I see is what I should be
Happier, prettier
Jealousy, jealousy
All I see is what I should be
I'm losing it, all I get's
Jealousy, jealousy
Co-comparison
Is killing me slowly
I think I think too much
'Bout kids who don't know me
And I'm so sick of myself
I'd rather be, rather be
Anyone, anyone else
Jealousy, jealousy
Oh, I'm so sick of myself
I'd rather be, rather be
Anyone, anyone else
Jealousy, jealousy
Started following me
Okay, you guys.
I have a very special surprise guest
for you tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen,
will you please welcome to the stage
my friend Chappell Roan!
Whoo! Let's go!
Five, six seven, eight!
I could be the one
Or your new addiction
It's all in my head
But I want non-fiction
I don't want the world
But I'll take this city
Who can blame a girl?
Call me hot, not pretty
- Baby, do you like this beat?
- Na, na, na, na
- I made it so you'd dance with me
- Na, na, na, na
- It's like a 199 degrees
- Na, na, na, na
When you're doing it with me
Doing it with me
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
Dance it out, you're hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
I woke up alone staring at my ceiling
I try not to care
But it hurts my feelings
You don't have to stare
Come here, get with it
No one's touched me there
In a damn hot minute
- Baby, don't you like this beat?
- Na, na, na, na
- I made it so you'd sleep with me
- Na, na, na, na
- It's like a 199 degrees
- Na, na, na, na
When you're doing it with me
Doing it with me
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
Dance it out, you're hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Snap and clap and touch your toes
Raise your hands, now body roll
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
What's it take to get your number?
What's it take to bring you home?
Hurry up, it's time for supper
Order up, I'm hot to go
What's it take to get your number?
Hurry up, it's getting cold
Hurry up, it's time for supper
Order up, I'm hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
You can take me hot to go
Chappell, is it hot in here?
It's hot in here.
Are you hot?
Huh. Let's get out of here, girl.
Let's go.
That was so much fucking fun!
Wow. Thanks for doing that with me, guys.
How we doing on this side? We having fun?
Will you guys
say hello to my friend Daisy?
- Say, "Hi, Daisy."
- Hi, Daisy!
So, um...
I come up with ideas for songs
in the most random places.
It's actually quite frustrating.
Sometimes I feel like
I could be at home sitting at my piano,
with, like, a cup of tea
and my favorite pen,
and, like, no ideas will come out.
And then other times,
this happens quite often,
I'll be in the car,
and I'll come up with an idea,
and I'm like,
"Oh shit! This is so exciting!"
Then I have to pull over in my car
and write it down.
Then I'm like fucking 15 minutes late
to wherever I'm supposed to go,
which is a big issue in my life.
I'm trying to work on that.
But, uh... And this song
that we're about to play for you,
I actually got the idea
while I was on set doing a scene,
and, um, the idea came to me
just as this one line,
"I hope you're happy,
but don't be happier."
And it popped into my brain,
and I was like,
"Shit, that's kind of good."
So I ran into the bathroom,
and I locked myself in a stall,
and I recorded the very first chorus
into my phone.
So I'm... I'm very excited
to play it with you guys tonight.
I think it's gonna be much more fun
to play in a sold-out arena
than it was in a public bathroom.
Probably.
You know, better ambiance.
Well, here it comes.
It's called "happier."
We broke up a month ago
Your friends are mine, you know I know
You've moved on, found someone new
One more girl
Who brings out the better in you
And I thought my heart was detached
From all the sunlight of our past
But she's so sweet, she's so pretty
Does she mean you forgot about me?
Oh, I hope you're happy
Just not like how you were with me
I'm selfish, I know
I can't let you go
So find someone great
But don't find no one better
I hope you're happy
But don't be happier
And do you tell her
She's the most beautiful girl
You've ever seen?
An eternal love bullshit
You know you'll never mean
Remember when I believed
You meant it
When you said it first to me?
And now I'm pickin' her apart
Like cuttin' her down
Will make you miss my wretched heart
But she's beautiful, she looks kind
What?
She probably
Gives you butterflies
I hope you're happy
Just not like how you were with me
I'm selfish, I know
I can't let you go
So find someone great
But don't find no one better
I hope you're happy
I wish you all the best, really
Say you love her, baby
Not like you loved me
And think of me fondly
When your hands are on her
I hope you're happy
But don't be happier
I hope you're happy
Just not like how you were with me
I'm selfish, I know
I can't let you go
So find someone great
But don't find no one better
I hope you're happy
But don't be happier
Ooh.
That was pretty good.
Wasn't it good, Daisy?
You guys got pipes. Wow!
Do you guys want to
sing another one with us or what?
Okay, cool.
This one's called "favorite crime."
Know that I loved you so bad
I let you treat me like that
I was your willing accomplice, honey
And I watched as you fled the scene
Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four hands bloody
The things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
You used me as an alibi
I crossed my heart
As you crossed the line
And I defended you to all my friends
And now every time a siren sounds
I wonder if you're around
'Cause you know
That I'd do it all again
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
And it's bittersweet to think
About the damage that we'd do
'Cause I was goin' down
But I was doin' it with you
Yeah, everything we broke
And all the trouble that we made
But I say that I hate you
With a smile on my face
Oh, look what we became
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
Oh, the things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Your favorite crime
'Cause, baby, you were mine
Car rides to Malibu
Strawberry ice cream
One spoon for two
Tradin' jackets
Laughin' 'bout
How small it looks on you
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha
Watching reruns of Glee
Bein' annoying, singin' in harmony
I bet she's braggin'
To all her friends
Sayin' you're so unique
Can you sing it?
So when you gonna tell her
That we did that, too?
She thinks it's special
But it's all reused
That was our place, I found it first
I made the jokes you tell to her
When she's with you
Do you get dj vu
When she's with you?
Do you get dj vu? Ah
Do you get dj vu? Ah
Do you call her, almost say my name?
'Cause let's be honest
We kinda do sound the same
Another actress
Oh, I hate to think
That I was just your type
And I bet that she knows Billy Joel
'Cause you played her "Uptown Girl"
You're singin' it together
Now I bet you even tell her
How you love her
In between the chorus and the verse
Ooh
So when you gonna tell her
We did that, too?
She thinks it's special
But it's all reused
That was the show we talked about
Played you the songs she's singing now
When she's with you
Do you get dj vu
When she's with you?
Do you get dj vu? Ah
Yeah, do you get dj vu?
Come on!
Strawberry ice cream in Malibu
Don't act like
We didn't do that shit, too
You're tradin' jackets
Like we used to do
Yeah
Everything is all reused
Play her piano, but she doesn't know
That I was the one
Who taught you Billy Joel
A different girl now
But there's nothing new
I know you get dj vu
Everyone on the left side,
are you gonna sing this one for me?
Ready?
I know you get dj vu
Everyone on the right side,
I think you can sing it louder.
Let's go!
I know you get dj vu
All right, everybody!
I love you.
All together now! Let me hear it!
I know you get dj vu
Yeah, I know you get dj vu
I have nightmares each week
About that Friday in May
One phone call from you
And my entire world was changed
Trust that you betrayed
Confusion that still lingers
You took everything I loved
And crushed it in between your fingers
And I doubt you ever think
About the damage that you did
I hold onto every detail
Like my life depends on it
My undying love
I hold it like a grudge
And I hear your voice
Every time that I think I'm not enough
And I try to be tough
But I wanna scream
How could anybody do the things
You did so easily?
And I say I don't care
I say that I'm fine
But you know I can't let it go
I've tried, I've tried
I've tried for so long
It takes strength to forgive
But I don't feel strong
I love you!
The arguments that I have won
Against you in my head
In the shower, in the car
And in the mirror before bed
I'm so tough when I'm alone
And I make you feel so guilty
And I fantasize about a time
You're a little fucking sorry
And I try to understand
Why you would do this all to me
You must be insecure
You must be so unhappy
And I know in my heart
Hurt people hurt people
And we both drew blood, but
Man, those cuts
Were never equal
And I try to be tough
But I wanna scream
How could anybody
Do the things you did so easily?
And I say I don't care
I say that I'm fine
But you know I can't let it go
I've tried, I've tried
I've tried for so long
It takes strength to forgive
But I don't feel strong
Ooh
Do you think I deserved it all?
Ooh
Your flowers filled with vitriol?
You built me up to watch me fall
You have everything
And you still want more
I try to be tough
I try to be mean
But even after all this
You're still everything to me
And I know you don't care
I guess that that's fine
But you know I can't let it go
I've tried, I've tried
I've tried for so long
It takes strength to forgive but
I'm not quite sure I'm there yet
It takes strength to forgive but
I love you!
I love you, Olivia!
I love you!
I'm so insecure, I think
That I'll die before I drink
I'm so caught up in the news
Of who likes me, and who hates you
I'm so tired that I might
Quit my job, start a new life
And they'd all be so disappointed
'Cause who am I, if not exploited
I'm so sick of seventeen
Where's my fucking
Teenage dream?
If someone tells me one more time
"Enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry
And I don't stick up for myself
I'm anxious and nothing can help
And I wish I'd done this before
I wish people liked...
Jump!
All I did was try my best
This the kinda thanks I get?
Unrelentlessly upset
Uh, uh, oh
They say these are the golden years
But I wish I could disappear
Ego crush is so severe
God, it's brutal out here
I feel like no one wants me
And I hate the way I'm perceived
I only have two real friends
Lately, I'm a nervous wreck
'Cause I love people I don't like
I hate every song I write
I'm not cool, I'm not smart
I can't even parallel park
All I did was try my best
This the kinda thanks I get?
Unrelentlessly upset
Uh, uh, oh
They say these are the golden years
But I wish I could disappear
Ego crush is so severe
Sing!
God, it's brutal out here
Got a broken ego, broken heart
And God, I don't even know where
To start
La-da-da-da, da-da-da
La-da-da-da, da-da-da
If I told you
How much I think about her
You'd think I was in love
And if you knew
How much I looked at her pictures
You would think we're best friends
'Cause I know her star sign
I know her blood type
I've seen every movie she's been in
And, God, she's beautiful
I know you loved her
I know I'm butthurt
But I can't help it
No, I can't help it
I'm so obsessed
With your ex
Uh-huh
I know she's been asleep
On my side of your bed
And I can feel it
I'm starin' at her
I wanna get hurt
And I remember
Every detail you have ever told me
So be careful, baby
I'm so obsessed with your ex
Ah
I'm so obsessed with your ex
Ah
La-da-da-da, da-da-da
She's got those lips
She's got those hips
The life of every fuckin' party
She's talented, she's good with kids
She even speaks kindly about me
Ah-ha
I know you love me, I know it's crazy
But every time you call my name
I think you mistake me for her
You both have moved on
You don't even talk
But I can't help it
I got issues, I can't help it, bae
I'm so obsessed
With your ex
I know she's been asleep
On my side of your bed
And I can feel it
I'm starin' at her
I wanna get hurt
And I remember
Every detail you have ever told me
So be careful, baby
I'm so obsessed with your ex
Ah
I'm so obsessed with your ex
Is she friends with your friends?
Is she good in bed?
Do you think about her?
I'm fine, it doesn't matter, tell me
Is she easy-going?
Never controlling?
Well-traveled? Well-read?
Oh God, she makes me so upset
I'm so obsessed
With your ex, ah
She's been asleep
On my side of your bed
Ah
I'm so obsessed with your ex
God, she makes me so upset
I'm so obsessed with your
With your ex
I am light as a feather
I'm as stiff as a board
I pay attention to things
That most people ignore
And I'm all right with the movies
That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
That's for sure
And I am built like a mother
And a total machine
I feel for your every little issue
I know just what you mean
I make light of the darkness
I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket
Best believe
Yeah, you know me
I forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather
I'm as fresh as the air
Coca-Cola bottles
That I only use to curl my hair
I got class and integrity
Just like a goddamn Kennedy
I swear
With love to spare
I forgive and I forget
I know my age and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all-American bitch
With perfect all-American lips
And perfect all-American tits
I know my place, I know my place
This is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed
I'm the eternal optimist
I scream inside to deal with it
Like, "Ahh"
Like, "Ahh"
Guys, here's the deal.
Right now,
I want you to think about something
or someone that just really
fucking pisses you off.
When the lights go down,
you can scream as loud as you can
and let it all out. Again!
I scream inside to deal with it
Ahh
Go!
All the time
I'm grateful all the time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
I'm pretty when I cry
Oh, all the time
I'm grateful all the fucking time
I'm sexy and I'm kind
And I'm pretty when I cry
Thank you, Los Angeles!
I love you!
Well, good for you
I guess you moved on really easily
You found a new girl
And it only took a couple weeks
Remember when you said
That you wanted to give me the world?
Ah
Good for you, I guess
That you've been workin' on yourself
I guess that therapist I found for you
She really helped
Now you can be a better man
For your brand-new girl
Let's go!
Good for you
You look happy and healthy, not me
If you ever cared to ask
Good for you
You're doin' great out there
Without me, baby
God, I wish that I could do that
I've lost my mind
I've spent the night
Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected
I really don't get it
But I guess good for you
Good for you, I guess
You're gettin' everything you want
You bought a new car
And your career's really takin' off
It's like we never even happened
Baby...
What the fuck is up with that?
Good for you
It's like you never even met me
Remember when you swore to God
I was the only
Person who ever got you?
Well, screw that, and screw you
You will never have to hurt
The way you know that I do
Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy, not me
If you ever cared to ask
Good for you
You're doin' great out there
Without me
God, I wish that I could do that
I've lost my mind
I've spent the night
Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected
I really don't get it
Good for you
Maybe I'm too emotional
But your apathy's like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Maybe you never cared at all
Clap!
Maybe I'm too emotional
Apathy is like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Maybe you never cared at all
Sing it!
Maybe I'm too emotional
Your apathy's like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all
Maybe I'm too emotional
Your apathy is like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all
Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy, not me
If you ever cared to ask
Good for you
You're doin' great out there
Without me, baby
Like a damn sociopath
I've lost my mind
I've spent the night
Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom
You're so unaffected
I really don't get it
Good for you
Good for you
I guess you moved on really easily
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Are you still with me, Los Angeles?
I met a guy in the summer
And I left him in the spring
He argued with me about everything
He had an ego and a temper
And a wandering eye
He said he's six foot two
And I'm like, "Dude, nice try"
But he was so much fun
And he had such weird friends
And he would take us out to parties
And the night would never end
Song, another club
Bar, another dance
- And when he said something wrong
- He'd just fly me to France
So I miss him some nights
When I'm feeling depressed
Till I remember every time
He made a pass on my friend
Do I love him, do I hate him
I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose
I would say right now
I wanna get him back
I wanna make him really jealous
Wanna make him feel bad
I wanna get him back
'Cause then again I really miss him
And it makes me real sad
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I want him again
I want to get him back
Back, back
So I write him all these letters
And I throw them in the trash
I miss the way he kisses
And the way he made me laugh
I pour my little heart out
But as I'm hitting send
I picture all the faces
Of my disappointed friends
Because everyone knew
All of the shit that he'd do
He said I was the only girl
But that just wasn't the truth
And when I told him how he hurt me
He'd tell me I was tripping
But I am my father's daughter
So maybe I could fix him!
I wanna get him back
I wanna make him really jealous
Wanna make him feel bad
Oh, I wanna get him back
'Cause then again I really miss him
And it makes me real sad
Oh, I want sweet revenge
I want him again
I want to get him back, and then!
I want to get him back
Back, back
I wanna key his car
I wanna make him lunch
Break his heart
Then be the one to stitch it up
I wanna kiss his face
With an uppercut
I wanna meet his mom
Just to tell her her son sucks
Key his car, make him lunch
Break his heart
Stitch it right back up
I wanna kiss his face with an uppercut
I wanna meet his mom
And tell her her son sucks
I wanna get him back
I wanna make him really jealous
Wanna make him feel bad
I wanna get him back
'Cause then again I really miss him
And it makes me real sad
I want sweet revenge
I want him again
I want to get him back, and then!
I want to get him back, back, back
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
All right!
I love you so very much!
Thank you!
Good night!
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Yay!
Oh my God.
Olivia!
- Yay!
- It was amazing!
Oh my God, I'm so happy.
Oh my God.
- Hi, y'all.
- Hi. How are you?
- I'm good. Last one!
- I know.
I think
I'll get something a little more...
No, it's 7 o'clock,
and time's starting to run out.
Let's get you ready.
I rained all over your parade
Now you're on my couch
You're fightin' tears
You say I'm cruel beyond my years
And as I'm walkin' out that door...
One for you, one for me. Let's lie down.
So you're gonna take it about right here,
place it on your legs.
I got panic rooms inside my head
And I get down with crooked men
But I am the girl I've always been
I got wrapped up in the game again
You woke up in an empty bed
And I can't say I'm a perfect ten
But I am the girl I've always been
Yeah, absolutely.
- I'm so nervous!
- You can do this!
...so you could really
get those shoulders all the way down.
...I'd be so cold
And then with venom on your tongue
You ask me who I have become...
I've never felt this way for no one
Oh, and I just can't imagine
How you could be so okay
Now that I'm gone
Guess you didn't mean
What you wrote in that song about me
'Cause you said forever
Now I drive alone past your street
- Come on, Emily!
- Come on!
Man, don't slack!
Close your eyes.
We're about to spray.
So gorgeous.
Fantastic.
Seamus. He's the best.
And then with venom on your tongue
You ask me who I have become
Well, I have captors I call friends
I got panic rooms inside my head
I get down with crooked men...
Yep. Thumbs up, it will be good.
I got wrapped up in the game again...
I'm so excited!
- All right. Let's do this.
- All right, boss. Let's do it!
Here we go, guys!
Let's do it! Have fun!
But I am the girl I've always been