On the Market (2024) Movie Script
(meteor exploding)
(gentle music)
Holding on and on and on and on
Hoping I can get to know you better
Living in sweet suburbia
Some fun is all we want
Two kids come alive in a night rush
I'll be the girl next door
You be my summer crush
Yeah I think you should
come and pick me up
'Cause nothing feels
as good as summer love
We could afford this, right?
Yeah.
You know, as long as we move some stuff-
So, you guys are going
for the rent to own
contract, huh?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I think it makes the
most sense for us right now.
You know, we both got a
couple things in the pipeline
and should be in a better position
to pull the trigger in
a couple months here.
This is our dream home.
- Our dream home, yeah.
- Yeah.
I know.
It's just the rental
program is very strict.
We know.
And every payment that
we make goes towards
the overall price of the house.
And if we miss a payment, we're out.
And the owner can
sell the house for more.
And trust me, he wants
to sell it for more.
Okay, okay, I care about you guys.
So, just wanna make sure you know
what you're getting yourself into.
I really went to bat for you on this
because I know how much
you guys love this place.
So, please, please don't
make me regret this, okay?
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Melissa.
Oh, all right.
Shall we?
Yes.
(upbeat music)
All right.
(suspenseful music)
Brooke, that's not funny.
Brooke!
(suspenseful music)
Oh, that's not funny, Brooke.
Brooke!
(suspenseful music)
Brooke, I have a weapon.
(suspenseful music)
Brooke.
(suspenseful music)
Oh, no, no, no.
(suspenseful music)
(both screaming)
You.
(Brooke laughing)
I got you though.
You good? (Laughs)
I just about killed you.
You don't even know.
This would take your head off.
It's a very terrifying weapon, John,
yes, absolutely, I am so scared.
How am I gonna go to sleep now?
That's a you problem, not me.
- Can you even seeing those?
- No.
How did you cut the power?
(soft guitar music)
It was a good day.
Great day.
(soft guitar music)
I could try to describe this
feeling but just come around
Lay it down for the night
Tell myself I'm alright
We're all a little bit tongue tied
I think you're just my type
We could do it up for life
Your call but I'll be waiting outside
A little bit tongue tied
(upbeat music)
I'll be waiting outside
(upbeat music)
A little bit tongue tied
Okay.
Let me know what they say.
Bye-bye.
(upbeat music)
Hey, you okay?
I just don't understand
how you can concentrate
with that music just
blasting all the time.
Oh, ADHD.
It actually helps.
Yeah.
Well, it's super distracting
when I'm trying to make phone calls, so.
I'm sorry, I didn't
know it bothered you.
Yeah, headphones might be nice.
Okay, I can see that
you're ray of sunshine.
So, I will just get back to work.
Why's there crap everywhere?
It's everywhere.
Do you really want to
start with me right now?
When was the last time
that you did dishes?
You gonna be late again?
You worry about your stuff.
I've got mine on lock.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(bottle tapping)
What's wrong?
It's nothing.
I'm just, I'm running really
late and I really have to pee
and I cannot lose this client
because they are my biggest client
and I feel like they've
been talking about hiring me
for their summer mixer
for the last few weeks.
And, what is with this traffic?
Hold on, they're calling me.
Hello?
Hey, hey, it's me.
I'm just checking on your
ETA, corporate is here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I will be there in about 10 minutes tops.
Okay, all right, copy that.
Oh my God, I have got to be so badly.
Brooke, still me.
I am so sorry, Stacey.
I will see you soon.
Good.
Oh my god, I have got to pee so badly.
Just grab a cup, I'm sure you
have one in there somewhere.
You can't be serious.
Okay, well, then fine.
Leap out into traffic and take a leek.
I cannot wait to see that on the internet.
- What?
- Grab a cup.
(upbeat music)
(bottle tapping)
Cute.
(upbeat music)
Oh, thank God.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
Yeah, they are not
happy that you're late.
They dropped in for a
little surprise visit
from the Midwest.
Fun, right?
They don't actually get the traffic thing,
but I did tell them that
you are the absolute best,
that your bolognese is to die for.
So, I think damage control is done.
Well, hopefully Nona's
recipe does the trick.
Thank you so much for having my back.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, I have your contract
for the summer fest.
I just need final approval.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Please, please do not let
this happen again, okay?
Okay.
My ass is on the line, get it?
- Yeah.
- Okay, promise?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
(upbeat music)
You've come to play don't you
Looking for something you
I got a lot underneath
Tricks up my sleeve
Hey, Stacey, is everything okay?
No, not really.
Oh, what's the matter?
What's going on?
Well, I don't mean to be rude,
but the food was not up to the
standard that we're used to.
It was very, very salty.
That doesn't make any sense.
It's the same recipe that I used
to make when I was a little girl.
It's the same recipe every single time.
No, Brooke, I had some and
it was really, really bad.
I'm sorry, but corporate
is gonna go in a different direction.
No, oh, no, no, no, no, please, Stacey.
Please don't, please don't do that.
My future husband and I, we're gonna-
Brooke, I'm so sorry.
It's out of my hands.
Okay, yeah, I'm really sorry.
(melancholic music)
(door closes)
(suspenseful music)
(footsteps swoosh)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
(Brooke screaming)
Oh my God.
[John] Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
John?
[John] Yeah.
Are you recording this?
[John] Though it would be funny.
(John laughing)
It wasn't funny.
Wait, are you mad?
I'm mad, I'm mad mad.
Ouch.
All the light we cannot see
Exists inside of you and me
A reminiscent hope
Follows where we go when
all we know has gone
Shadows falling on your face
The turning of the night to day
I'll follow
I'll follow you
I'll follow you when worlds are ending
Never knowing if we're landing here
(soft beat music)
When worlds are ending
Never knowing if we're landing
(box crashing)
Hey.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Are you trying to set the record
for the most Joe's orders in one month?
[John] What?
Oh, hold on, Melissa's calling.
Hey.
Hey, Brooke.
I just wanted to check in,
see how everything was going.
Good, hold on, John's here too.
- Hey, John.
- Hey, Melissa.
How's the new round of funding?
It's going great, we've almost got it.
That is terrific news.
Okay, well, I will let my bosses know.
I knew I could count on you guys, bye.
- Bye.
- Okay.
That reminds me, we have to pay the rent.
Are you good on your half this month?
Could you actually spot me again?
We're still just waiting
for this same cap raise,
so as soon as that funding
comes in, we'll be fine.
But I just, I really don't want to have
to move some stuff from my savings again.
What do you mean?
I had to take a little bit
of money outta my savings
just to pay for a couple things.
John.
I just, I lost track of a couple things
trying to make this deal, and yes,
I borrowed money from my savings.
Oh, so, it's like that?
What do you mean?
So, lemme get this straight.
What's mine is yours
and what's yours is yours is that correct?
Come on, that's not what I said.
That's kind of how you've made it sound.
Who's paying for this house?
Because it's not you.
Yes, I've been paying for this house
and if I get this money,
then I'll reimburse you
for the last three months
or whatever you want.
Why didn't you just tell
me that you needed the money?
What difference would it have made?
I've been waiting for the cap raise
and I'm still waiting.
It's been six months.
These things take time.
So, can you just cover it one more time?
No.
What do you mean, no?
I mean, no, no, I can't.
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
No.
What do you mean you don't have it?
What about the contract and the...
What about that?
Why don't you just
worry about your own stuff
and I will take care of mine.
And what have you even been
doing for the last six months?
Have you just been out there in the shed
jerking it to Insta models or?
Come on, that was one time.
Yeah, okay.
Wait, why did you deflect
when I asked about the corporate thing?
I didn't deflect.
Brooke.
What?
I have it under control, okay?
I just don't, I don't
have the contract yet, so.
You said it was a done deal.
Not so done of a deal?
Why don't you worry about
your stupid cap raise?
My stupid cap raise.
Did I stutter or?
Lemme paint a little picture for you.
So, my cap raise is one step
closer to getting funded.
If I get funded, I could buy this house
and I could buy like three more.
So, why don't you just chill out?
Okay, I'll go chill.
Should I chill out here or over there?
Oh, right here, right here is good, okay.
I'm chilled, totally chill.
Is this chill enough for you?
So, basically what it comes down to is
you really don't actually
believe in what I'm doing.
You know, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Oh, is that what you're doing?
You're building Rome,
one pizza box at a time?
You don't believe in me.
Oh my gosh, John.
Noted.
I'm outta here.
You could always sell your body.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
I don't know how you do it, man.
What do you mean?
Monogamy.
No, I'm serious, like,
I don't get the point.
You spend all your time with one person,
sleeping with one person,
getting to know one person,
all just feels a little bit
ridiculous and limiting.
And you know, science says we're not even
supposed to be monogamous.
Sleeping with one person
weakens your immune system.
Oh, that's gotta be offset
by the increased risk of an STD.
I'm a clean man and I
get tested once a month.
Good for you.
You could join me out there.
It is fun.
Don't you ever get lonely?
Hell no, if I feel
myself getting lonely,
I just call someone up
and, poof, they're theirs.
Poof, just like that?
Just like that.
Listen tens all day, every day.
No jealousy, no commitment,
no loss of sleep.
It's the best.
How do you keep 'em
from catching feelings?
I'm just upfront.
You know, I let 'em know
my work is my priority,
but I just wanna have fun and connect.
And that works?
Eh, most of the time.
Alright, well what if it doesn't work?
Ah, contingency plans, my boy, huh?
Look at that, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
[Adam] Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay, so.
- Yeah.
Maybe lonely is not the right word.
Don't you ever feel, I don't know, empty?
Damn, John, it's getting kind of deep.
You want me to call up my therapist
so we can have a proper intervention?
All right, yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
Ah, I gotta take a leek.
All right.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
What you need is a real gentleman.
Yes, those were real men.
Well, as somebody who has dated somebody
from that generation, I can
tell you from experience,
it is not all as cracked up to be.
How is Bob, by the way?
Brooke, we don't talk about Bob.
Okay, sorry.
But he did get you a condo and a car.
Oh, well, guy's loaded.
Well, here's to being young and hot.
Cheers to that.
Seriously though, I only
say this because I love you
and John is great, kind
of a loser, but great.
Don't you think you can do better?
What?
I mean, you don't seem happy,
Okay.
I mean, all you do is talk about
how much he drives you nuts.
Yeah, but I still love him.
Well, if you love him, and believe me,
I think love is completely overrated.
Why don't you tell him?
I can't.
Why not?
Because I don't wanna be the needy one.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'll send you a bill
for the therapy session.
[Brooke] You still owe me
money from the gas station.
What?
(phone dings)
Hey there, I'm Dr. K,
I'm a licensed engaged couples
therapist in California.
Tell me, is your engagement in danger
because you're not communicating?
Do you feel you're drifting apart,
then you should schedule a
free consultation with me
and get your engagement
back on the right track?
(toilet flushes)
(upbeat music)
(lock clicks)
(upbeat music)
(phone ringing)
[Voiceover] Hello,
please leave your message
after the tone.
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
(upbeat music)
Hi, John.
What the?
Okay, you guys have a lot to discuss.
(soft beat music)
What ethnicity are you?
I am Italian, Irish, and Israeli.
Hmm.
Ah, almost perfect.
So.
Yes, John.
Well, we're here, are we
waiting for something or?
Are you in a rush, John?
No, but we came here for a consultation
and I was reading that
after the first 15 minutes,
it goes up to like $300 now.
I'm very good at my job, John,
I need far less than
15 minutes to identify
and address your relationship problems.
So, what brings you in today?
Well, I can't speak for the both of us,
but I think we've both
just been really focused
on ourselves.
Are you okay, John?
I'm not super flexible
and sitting on the floor
it's not very comfortable.
Can I just sit on a chair
or the couch or something?
It's very important
that we're all on the same
plane of existence, John.
We wouldn't want you to feel
like you're bigger than us
looking down on us.
Okay?
Can we all sit on the couch?
A couch is not the answer, John.
They're bad for your spine.
And what kind of doctor would
I be if I didn't support you
having a healthy spine?
You have alcohol.
It's massage oil.
Please continue, Brooke.
But it is becoming more and more clear
what the problem is here.
Okay, like I was saying,
I think that we both have
been very focused on ourselves
and we've just lost
track of our relationship
a little bit.
Just as I expected.
What?
Stagnancy.
Actually, yeah, that sounds right.
And now you'd like me
to do the heavy lifting
to get you both unstuck.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
Yes, we would like your help,
but we just wanna get back to
a normal flowing relationship.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
(Dr. K humming)
You must both see other people.
- What?
- What?
You must both actively
date other people.
Oh, no, we don't
wanna date other people.
We just, we wanna fix our-
Please, I don't come into
your professional lives
and question your methods, do I?
No, what?
Now, you've made it quite clear
that we will only have
our allotted 15 minute
consultation today.
In the meantime, I strongly
suggest you actively
date other people for the next month.
If you'd like to schedule
a follow-up appointment,
I'd be happy to check on your progress.
If you'll excuse me,
my time is my most valuable
asset and I never have enough.
So.
- Sure.
- Okay.
I've found the New Flames
app to be very fruitful.
Well, that was weird.
Maybe he's onto something.
The crazy guy?
Maybe he's not so crazy.
So, you wanna see other people?
No, but you can't deny
that we're in a weird place.
Okay, but being in a
weird place doesn't mean
that we should go all
Korvokian on our relationship.
Do you know what his
last name actually is?
It's not Dr. K, it's Korvokian.
And I'm sure a lot of
people aren't lining up
to see Dr. Korvokian
about their relationship.
I think that this is what we need.
Wait, what?
So, that's what you need.
I need change.
Motion is change.
It doesn't matter which
direction it's going,
but motion creates motion.
And maybe this will give
us the space that we need
and it'll give us time to focus and grow.
(melancholic music)
Well, I guess you
should call your sister
and let her know that you'll
be staying with her for a bit.
(melancholic music)
I didn't realize you were still in here.
For the best, right?
(melancholic music)
(door opens)
(door closes)
(phone buzzing)
Hey, I need your help.
(dog barking)
I don't know, I think she's just,
I think she's just talking a big game.
But it could be good for
both of us to have some space
to focus on work, you know?
Speaking of, have you heard
from the Van Housing group?
Nothing.
Are you kidding me?
I wish.
So, where does that leave us?
We're good, man, we're good.
Our tech is good.
Don't panic, we will find a partner.
This will work out.
But seriously though,
if you still love her,
you should speak up.
You know, just because
that life isn't for me
doesn't mean it's not for you, you know?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just don't wanna be
the needy one, you know?
So, wait, did he move out?
No, he moved down the hall.
How's that gonna work?
What do you mean?
Let me just paint a little
picture for you, okay?
You go on a date with a beautiful
meat hunk of a man,
and he orders for you in French, you know?
'Cause he's bilingual and
he's got a really great job.
Probably something in
finance, really stable
and 401k and multiple properties.
And you can just tell that
he's got it, you know,
you wanna get him back to
the place and you're ready.
And you guys drive and
the chemistry's heating up
on the way there.
You're in the Uber, you're like, hmm.
Yeah, you know?
And then you get here
and John is sleeping
across the hall from you.
No.
So, what then?
So, first of all, I don't
do that on a first date.
Oh, come on, times have changed.
Okay, but I'm not interested.
Yeah, until you are.
I don't actually wanna see other people.
I'm confused, I'm confused.
Therapist thought it was a
good idea and I don't know.
He was kind of a nut.
So?
So, the more I thought about it,
the more I thought maybe,
okay, this is a good idea.
Okay, and moving your non
ex, ex-fiance across the hall
helps with this how exactly?
I don't know.
But at least we both have space.
No, no, no, ewe.
I hate it, no, you know what?
If you are gonna give this a
chance, give this a chance.
Where is your phone?
Nowhere.
Gimme back my phone.
No.
Yes, well, it's not even
like you know my password, so.
I don't need your password
when I got your face.
- Oh my God, come on.
- I'm in.
- Seriously?
- I'm in, I'm in.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chill.
Downloading.
Hold on, hold on, all right?
It's for your own good.
The therapist said that
you should download an app.
- Gimme my phone.
- Hold on.
I'm so close, all right.
Wait.
- Gimme my phone.
Okay, all right, hold on,
hold on, relax, relax, relax.
Chill, just keep it chill, I'm
just doing a couple things.
- Give me my phone.
- A couple of things.
Okay, okay, mercy, mercy.
- What is this?
- You know what?
John is probably swiping
up a storm anyway.
Do you think so?
Look, give this a chance.
It's a good test.
If you survive it, then
you're meant to be.
And if not, then, dear John, you suck.
Bye forever.
- Okay.
Okay, fine.
- Good.
Left, left, no, no, no,
no, no, don't worry.
You're really making me nervous.
Ooh.
Oh, he messaged you.
- Already?
- It's the hot guy.
- Wait, hold on.
Drinks tonight, huh?
Which photos did you use of me?
Hey, hold on, which
photos did you use of me?
Just some.
[Brooke] Oh my gosh.
What?
(door closes)
Well, he's big mad.
You gotta go.
Oh, okay.
(door closes)
(upbeat music)
We are for sure going to be late.
They are going to definitely fire me.
Relax, we're fine.
You've got me.
Take the carpool lane.
Oh, a coffee.
Oh, nope, nope, nope.
Oh, oh no.
Oh God.
Oh my God, you're disgusting, oh.
Oh, how long has that been in here?
Did you east asparagus?
(upbeat music)
You're seriously addicted to that thing.
No, I'm not, it's fun.
It's like Instagram with benefits.
Oh no, you don't say that, that's gross.
- Brooke.
- What?
(upbeat music)
[Jane] You, what?
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
- Okay.
Gimme that.
(upbeat music)
- Are you good?
- Nope.
Are you good?
What are you?
Here you go.
(upbeat music)
Hey, the boss isn't here again today.
Oh great, 'cause I only
a salted it once this time.
Good.
What is her problem?
You?
Oh, I feel you under
Sorry, man, still crickets.
- Okay.
- Yeah, but you know what?
In the meanwhile, we just
stay the course, you know,
keep building the network, collect data.
And remember, this is what we do.
We didn't build this to get funding.
We built this to help people.
So, you just continue doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
All the rest is right
Though you thirst and hunger
Pull you far from what you know
Shake off your shoulders
When weather's getting colder
Ooh I feel you under
everything you color
Who is this?
She is some girl.
I think she's from Brooklyn or New Jersey.
I don't remember.
But she is bat shit crazy.
Well, why do you have access
to her New Flames profile?
And why is she matched with John?
Brooke?
Brooke?
No, no.
What are you, what are you
even gonna do with this?
Well, just call it
a little bit of recon.
You're psychotic.
In the wise words of John Mayer,
"It's gonna be heartbreak warfare."
He's typing.
Shake off your shoulders
When weather's getting colder
Do you remember feeling alive
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
Oh no, he stopped.
Okay, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
I just, did you already
message Deuschy McDeuscheson?
Oh, no, Jane.
- What?
If you don't go, I'll go, come on.
Brooke, it's one date, it's one date.
Maybe something good will come of this.
Maybe John will miraculously grow a pair
and start putting some effort
in and making you happy.
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
(phone chiming)
(phone chiming)
What?
John messaged the fake account.
Message Deuschy.
Okay, alright.
Wait, you're gonna have to
be a little bit more specific
because I got you a buffet of Deusche.
Oh, what did you do?
[Jane] Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
(door opens and closes)
(plate clanking)
(microwave whirring)
(upbeat guitar music)
(footsteps tapping)
(upbeat guitar music)
- Where are you going?
- Out.
[John] Out?
Where?
Out.
So, it's like that?
I guess so.
Good to know.
(upbeat guitar music)
(footsteps tapping)
(upbeat guitar music)
So, that's when I decided
to start taking my body
and my life seriously.
Hey, darling, can I
get you another drink?
Yes, please.
How about you, pal, how about
a big boys drink this time?
I'm good, thanks.
Lemonade's a bit sweet, too much sugar.
[Bartender] I like your jewelry.
Thank you, I like it too.
Good guy.
You might wanna slow down there.
You drove here, right?
Yes, but I'll be okay, thank you.
You know, alcohol is truly
destructive to your gut health.
So, your profile says that
you own your own business.
That's right, I do, I curate a museum.
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Which one?
P and D.
Never heard of it.
Where is it?
Oh, it's all digital.
It's an NFT museum, all curated online.
NFTs, how's that going?
Well, you know, this year has
taken a little bit of a dip,
but luckily we did after the
beat, dumped after the pump.
So, basically you made all
that stuff sound really cool
and then just dropped the
curtain on whatever idiot
was dumb enough to pay for it.
Well, I wouldn't phrase
it that way, but...
Excuse me.
Sure.
She wants it.
(indistinct group chatter)
(upbeat club music)
What?
Hi.
Why are you calling me?
Aren't you on a date?
Is he at least hot?
Yeah, while he is not talking about NFTs
or bacterial gut health.
Oh, he's an NFT, bro.
But he lives in the valley too.
I live in the valley.
Yeah, I know.
Anyways, can you come pick me up?
I accidentally drank a little bit too much
while I was actively trying
not to jump out the window.
Nope.
What?
Because I'm on a date too,
and he's hot and interesting.
And besides, I've had one too many too.
So, you're gonna have to call car.
That costs money.
That costs money.
Just wait and sober up.
Not my problem, okay?
Oh ha, I grabbed the check.
I've got an early morning
tantric yoga sesh.
Okay, that's fine.
I wasn't feeling very well,
so I think I'm gonna head out.
Probably the alcohol.
Told you.
Yeah.
All right, let's...
Wanna split it?
No.
Oh, okay, thank you.
I mean, I really didn't get anything.
Just a lemonade.
So, looks like you owe
about $33.50 with tip
and I owe 6.50.
Okay.
You know what?
I'll just send you some money later.
You know, you really
did have a lot to drink.
Want me to give you a ride home?
No, that's okay, I'll just call a car.
You know, it's really not a big deal.
You said you live in the valley, right?
Yes.
Yeah, me too.
Give me your license.
Okay.
You can never be too careful.
Spicy.
(upbeat guitar music)
[Brooke] You can stop.
(engine revving)
Nice place.
You live with your parents too?
Thank you so much for driving me home.
Of course.
Get that for you.
(door closes)
Oh, hey, hey, hey, don't scratch it.
All right, tipsy, whoopsie.
- Such a gentleman.
- All right, of course.
Always.
You know, if your parents aren't home,
I can come inside.
I've got like 30 minutes
if you wanna hook up.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no?
Or no, yeah?
Well, thank you so
much for a great night.
You gave me a lot to
think about, gut bacteria
and all that.
Gotcha.
So, your parents are home.
Yep.
So sorry.
- I Know, right?
- Yes, they're here.
Well, you know, we could
always go back to mine.
With your parents.
Yeah, but they're cool.
No, that's okay.
Yep, I'm gonna skip that.
Not even a little?
No, yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, well, hey, this was fun, huh?
So, yeah, I'm a servant of
humanity, always here to help.
Okay.
Namaste.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening here?
Whoa, what's...
He was just driving me
home and now I'm home.
So, thank you so much.
Oh, so, yeah, yeah,
Yeah.
Oh, that is so kind of you.
What was your name?
Oh, Brad.
Oh, Brad, oh, that is,
you should come inside.
Yes, yes, he should come inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you should come inside.
Come on in.
Come on and hang out.
You know what, I'm sensing
some tumultuous energy here.
So, I'm sorry, I didn't
even catch your name.
Oh, that was so rude of Brooke.
I am John, I'm Brooke's fiance.
So nice to meet you.
Brooke,
Johnny's Brooke's...
- Brooke's fiance.
Brooke's fiance.
Well, bye, Brad, thank you
so much for driving me home.
Yeah, sure, no problem.
- Brad.
- Yeah.
Thank you, thank you so much
for getting her home safe.
- My pleasure.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Don't get lost, I like
your beads though, bye.
Thanks.
You know I'm pretty open
minded if you want...
That's a no.
What the hell was that?
What?
My hot date?
Yeah.
What?
So, now you're just
bringing back random dudes
to our house that you
meet on some dating app?
What are you looking for?
Pizza.
[John] I didn't order any.
Oh, the one time.
Don't change the subject,
that was beyond messed up.
I'm gonna order some.
Oh, you are something else.
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
You just opened Pandora's box, baby.
Woo.
You were saying.
Oh, would you look at that?
A new match.
Yeah, she looks like she
doesn't shave her ankles.
[John] What?
From dusk till dawn
Shave her ankles?
Oh, real mature, cool.
Yeah, I can do that too.
I can do it faster, I can do it faster.
[Brooke] I got a (indistinct).
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
I can feel the ice
running through my blood
Surges through my body all at once
My hearts pumps in the dead of night
My feet run into the fight
Right into the fire in my soul
Let the transformation take control
From dusk till dawn
I'm digging my way out the grave
From dusk till dawn
What's up, Erica?
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I got some hell to raise
They've got a price to pay
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Please would you let me know
Would you let me know
(John crashes)
Please let me know
Would you let me know
Please let me know
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I'm digging my way out the grave
From dusk till dawn
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I got some hell to raise
They've got a price to pay
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
I have your phone so.
Yeah.
Just take that and.
Would make more sense.
Really?
That was, that was my bad.
Thank you.
(door bell rings)
Pizza.
(soft beat music)
[John] Do you wanna grab
a drink tomorrow night?
(soft beat music)
(soft beat music continues)
Sorry, I meant to
respond to this earlier.
I'm a little weary about meeting
with strangers right away.
To be honest, I was dealing
with some ex stuff last night.
Hey, how was last night?
Ugh.
Well, they're not all winners.
It was actually kind of a disaster.
The guy ended up bringing
me home and John was here,
and I, ugh.
My car, can you come and get me?
What, like I live to serve you?
Please.
Ugh, fine.
- Ugh.
- What?
It's just a realtor calling again.
All right, got it.
Well, see ya.
No, no, no, no.
It's...
You know, I actually
haven't seen John all day
and usually he's up now working.
Okay, the bum probably moved out.
- Jane.
- What?
He probably has something going on.
What are you freaking out about?
This whole thing is
just starting to feel
a little bit weird.
I'm thinking about calling
the whole thing off.
(door opens)
- What?
- Hey.
I just need to get through.
Are those for me?
No.
I have a date.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah.
What kind of date?
You know, a date.
Like the one you were on last night.
I think someone messaged you, by the way.
[Brooke] What time?
[John] Later?
Hey, you still there?
Yeah, brutal.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Highly unlikely.
Remember the parent trap?
Oh, God.
(soft guitar music)
I had a really nice time tonight.
Oh, me too.
That sushi was...
- So good.
And it was great hearing
about how successful
your app's been.
- Thank you so much.
- Can't wait to try it.
Yeah, well hopefully that happens soon.
And thanks again for picking me up.
That was, I don't know
what happened to my car.
It's the weirdest thing,
just stopped working.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
Do you have a favorite movie
or something we can watch?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
(water pattering)
[Brooke] You look like you
could use a cold shower, John.
[Jane] We should go.
We should run.
- You.
- You.
(footsteps tapping)
Bye.
Bye.
Sorry if I got you wet.
You seem like a nice girl.
(upbeat guitar music)
I don't mean to be rude,
but you just look a
little bit older in person
than in the photos.
Yeah, you caught me.
It was a few years ago.
Okay, so, your profile says
that you are a contractor.
Yeah, I've been doing it
as long as I can remember.
Wow, that's actually really amazing.
It must be really cool
seeing something built
from the ground up and you know,
really being able to
give that to somebody.
Yeah, I didn't really
appreciate it until my son-
Hey, Brookie Bear.
Hey Pickle Bear.
(upbeat music)
Hi, Kyle.
Is everything all right?
You've got to be kidding me.
I left you so many voice mails.
I don't know, why haven't
you called me back?
Because we broke up, Kyle.
- Ah.
- Yeah.
You seem like a really nice guy.
But I have got to get going.
[Kyle] I can still do that
thing with my toes you like.
You know, I have a sister
that you should meet though.
I think you guys would really hit it off.
Do you recognize my tie?
Oh God.
I made it out of your underwear.
Yes.
Don't make me call the cops again, Kyle.
[Jane] Did you just say Kyle?
Yeah, I'm going to kill John.
- No, he didn't.
- Oh, he did.
Question, do you still have
any of Bob's little blue pills?
[Jane] Yeah, why?
Yeah, okay, great.
(upbeat guitar music)
[Jane] Stop judging me, it's mean.
- Well, it's not that mean.
- It's mean.
[Brooke] You do it to me all the time.
[Jane] Yeah, but I'm older.
What's up, Jane?
Brooke.
Yeah, it's like I can hear a sound,
but I just like,
A buzzing.
Yeah.
Like a teacher from the Peanuts.
Cool.
You see my keys?
(cup scraping)
Thanks.
(cup scraping)
Rocket fuel.
Don't wait up.
(door closes)
He is so deuschy.
Oh, he's gonna rip his pants.
He's gonna rip his pants.
This won't backfire, right?
Probably.
Oh my God, it's gonna backfire.
(upbeat guitar music)
I'll get a beer.
Wait, what's her name?
It's Naomi, why?
Hold on, is this her?
(indistinct group chatter)
Yeah.
Road you've been down before I take it?
You know, she might
be just what you need.
Just don't forget our meeting.
Yeah, of course not.
Alright.
And whatever you do by no means,
please do not mention my name to her.
All right.
I think I'm just gonna go.
Alright, I'll see you.
Now, where were we?
(upbeat music)
[Brooke] Do you mind if
we just chat for a bit?
I'm still processing some stuff.
Honestly, that would be great.
I've been on a couple
dates since my breakup
and it's not been fun.
[Brooke] Why is that?
Down.
(upbeat guitar music)
Hi there.
Hi.
You must be John.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh, are you okay?
Yeah, I think I just, I
think I hurt my hamstring
at the gym.
Oh, you poor thing.
That is the worst.
You know, maybe I could
massage that up for you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had a really long day too.
Should we just go back to my place
and I can get my hands on this for you?
I am a registered massage therapist.
Lucky you.
Of course you are.
Hi, what can I get for you?
Oh, I actually think
we're about to leave.
Thanks.
Are you all right, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just, I gotta go.
(upbeat guitar music)
Prepare the room.
(upbeat guitar music)
What?
I don't know, it won't go down.
Has this ever happened to you before?
Nah, man.
The only time anything like
this has even remotely happened
to me was, oh,
What, what?
Look, I'm not trying
to judge your situation
or anything like that, but.
Adam.
All right, look, I was trying
to be a little impressive
and I may have taken
like a little blue pill.
Blue pill?
But like a mixture of
little pills, anyhow,
That little.
Hey.
Occupied.
Are you okay?
I'm not feeling so well.
This is cozy.
Should I just grab my
car and go back to mine?
I need to get my hands on your hamstrings.
I don't think that's
a good idea tonight.
Oh, we need to get you back
into your full performance
capabilities.
Don't be shy.
Oh, wow.
I didn't realize I had
this much of effect on you.
I guess, good chemistry
will do that to you.
I feel exactly the same way.
Adam, says hi.
- Hi, Adam.
- Oh, dear God.
You can call me Eve.
No, no, no, Adam Miller.
Miller?
He's alive?
[John] Yes.
- Alive, he's alive.
- Oh my God.
I'm sorry, you seem really
nice and you're really pretty.
And I'm just gonna go, okay?
(Eve sobbing)
I'm gonna go.
You're okay, right?
[Eve] No, I'm not okay.
I'm sorry I don't know how to help.
(Eve sobbing)
He is alive?
(upbeat guitar music)
He's alive.
(upbeat guitar music)
- Incoming, incoming.
- Oh, crap.
Okay, okay, be cool, be cool, be casual.
It's fine, it's not us.
You!
You!
- Us?
- No.
How was your date?
You know, if that lasts
more than five hours,
you should probably go to the ER.
Oh no.
Oh, yes, don't hurt yourself.
Rocket fuel.
(both laughing)
Raging rocket fuel.
Did you know that the reason
that you have to go to the ER
after you've had an
erection for four hours
is because you could have tissue death.
Tissue death.
I didn't know that.
Thank you, thank you so much.
- Yeah, you called my ex.
- Wow.
So what?
You started it, you
dumped water on my head.
She started it.
[Brooke] I started it.
- She started it.
- I started it.
What about Brad?
- Who's Brad?
- Brad.
The crypto guy.
Oh, crypto bro that you
brought back to our house?
[Brooke] He was taking me home.
Yeah, you really missed out
on one with Brad, didn't ya?
That dude probably still
lives with his mom.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, oh wow.
Seems like you both had a very
interesting couple of weeks.
You know what I'm hearing?
Fighting?
Yes.
Yeah.
Fighting is literally
why we came to you,
because we were fighting.
John, how did you feel when
you saw Brooke on her date?
Angry.
Why?
Because.
(melancholic music)
Because I was jealous.
And what kind of people are jealous?
People who care.
Brooke, how did you feel when you saw John
with someone else?
Bad.
But I cared more about hurting John
than I did about seeing
him with someone else, so.
Why?
I don't know.
Yes, you do.
John shared his answer, I need yours.
(soft melancholic music)
- Because John is my-
- Dr. K, your 10 o'clock
is here.
Maria, how many times have I told you
not to interrupt my sessions?
I thought you'd wanna know.
Oh, I'm afraid we're
going to have to shelf
this discussion.
I'm afraid we're out of time.
Please feel free to
schedule another appointment
in a couple of weeks.
Wait, that's it?
Please, this way.
Thank you.
What?
Okay.
(door opening)
(birds cawing)
(dogs barking)
Well, guys, I've seen
everything I needed to see.
The tech is good and you guys are great.
Wow.
So, let me get back to my team
and I'll have them come back
and make an offer for you, okay?
Yeah.
Amazing, thank you Mr. Santiago.
No, thank you, it's Mark, okay?
We're gonna be in business together.
Thank you, mark.
We're looking forward to
hearing back from your people
and getting these wheels in motion.
Woo, thank you guys.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mark.
See ya.
Dude.
Holy crap.
Seriously, right?
Oh, man, I told you
it would all work out.
Didn't I tell you it would all work out?
You were right.
That's what I'm saying.
You called it, man,
My guy.
Honestly.
[Brooke] I like honesty.
Honestly, we were great.
We both just got so
wrapped up in our own crap
that we just lost touch.
That sounds very familiar.
[John] Why?
There's just a lot of things
I wish I did differently
in my own relationship.
[John] Like?
[Brooke] I think I could
have been more supportive.
He was trying to do some really big things
and I wasn't very understanding.
[John] Wow, that's honest.
I get it though.
My ex was doing a lot for me
and always holding down the fort.
I guess, I just expected
her to bear all the weight
until I was able to make things better.
I guess, it just became too much for her.
Now, it's just like, we
act like we hate each other
and we spend all of our time trying
to make each other as
miserable as possible.
This is probably TMI.
I'm sorry.
(melancholic music)
[Brooke] Do you still love her?
(melancholic music)
Oh, Mark Santiago just made us an offer.
Wow, that's that's great.
What's wrong?
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to.
No, it's fine.
No, I'm really happy for you.
Brooke, I'm sorry.
No, it's.
(door bell ringing)
Guys, you defaulted.
Wait, what?
What did I tell you
about missing a payment?
It's just, never mind.
My boss is gonna rip me a new one
and now, I, I don't get my swimming pool,
which is just terrific.
Are you serious?
Very serious.
Look, I had my pool all
planned out and everything.
It had an infinity drop off,
it was beautifully landscaped.
Melissa, the contract.
You need to be out by
the end of the month.
I tried to tell you
he does not take these things lightly.
I'll pay, I'll pay right now.
I'll pay a penalty.
Tell him to name his
price and we will pay it.
Well, I very much think he
intends on naming his price.
The problem is that price
is significantly higher
than the one he was offering you.
And now that price will be
hitting the market in a week.
And guess who won't be
getting their commission?
We have rights, right?
As as renters in Los
Angeles, we have rights
Afraid you signed all those away
with the rent to own contract.
Look, I'm just here to drop
by to tell you the news.
So, be out in 30 days, and rest
in peace, my swimming pool.
You didn't pay the rent?
Did you?
Wow.
Wow.
So, you just expected me to do it.
Why didn't you pay it?
You know exactly why I didn't pay it.
Because you sank all of your
money into that stupid app.
Maybe this is for the best.
What?
Well, look, another
potentially not broke match.
Enjoy that.
John.
Maybe I shouldn't
have sank so much money
into that ring you never wear.
You know what?
You can have it back.
I have a job.
(soft melancholic music)
Yo go as a dream
Though the faded eve
[John] It's complicated, I
guess, we still live together.
It's just like the second
I think we're gonna find a way out,
we find a way to dig deeper.
What about you?
[Brooke] It's not that black and white.
I think humans are a
little more complicated
than loving someone one day
and hating them the next.
[John] Well, a good friend
of mine used to always say,
you can only hate someone as
much as you once loved them.
[Brooke] Sounds like a smart friend.
[John] She'd be thrilled
to hear you say that.
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
[John] I can tell that you're
not like most girls on here.
[Brooke] Emotionally unavailable?
[John] No, I've come across that before.
[Brooke] Oh, so you've
met a lot of women on here.
[John] Honestly, I only
got on this stupid app
because I overheard my
ex talking to her sister
about creating a profile
on here, I was really hurt.
I really just wanted
to hurt back, you know?
(soft beat music)
No we cannot speak about some things
Hidden underneath
The roots run deep
(soft beat music)
All I have I gave to you
Now I know I have to
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
[John] Sneaking out?
No, I actually came to see you.
Things left in the dark are
Not what they seem
Why?
(soft beat music)
Nevermind, it's, that's stupid.
Whoa, whoa, this is like
the most we talked in months.
Yeah, I know.
Till we come out clean
I am sorry.
You're sorry?
Yeah.
That's all right, I wasn't
really sleeping anyway.
I was just gonna roll around.
Things aren't what they
seem, what they seem
What they seem
Just wanted to say that, I'm sorry
And I miss you,
and I didn't see things
panning out this way.
I didn't see things
come this way either.
What they seem, what
they seem, what they seem
I'm sorry, too.
No we cannot speak,
cannot speak about things
I miss you.
Miss you too.
So, we're coming clean,
coming clean, coming clean
Into the water till we come out clean
(soft beat music)
Things left in the dark are
Not what they seem
Hush now the dawn may be listening
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
(soft guitar music)
(birds cawing)
(soft beat music)
(phone buzzing)
(soft guitar music)
(phone buzzing)
(soft beat music)
(phone buzzing)
This bed is uncomfortable.
You telling me.
You know, they say if you
have too nice of a guest bed,
that your guests will never leave.
Yeah, that makes sense.
(soft guitar music)
Are you a guest?
I guess, technically we both are.
(both laughing)
Well, let's see what
we can do about that.
(phone buzzing)
Hold on, it's work.
Hey, Stacy, what's wrong?
(phone chiming)
Are you alright?
Yeah, apparently the
company that they hired
to do their corporate
event today backed out
and they need a triple
order by the end of the day.
Wow, can you do it?
I think so.
It's gonna be tight though.
They did offer to give me the contract
if I could get it done.
Well, that's great, congratulations.
Thank you.
Do you need my help?
Definitely, that would be amazing.
Oh, shoot, I've got that thing with Mark
in like half an hour.
I'll call Jane.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
(soft beat music)
(lips smacking)
Hey, I love you.
I love you too.
(soft beat music)
(lips smacking)
(both laughing)
(soft beat music)
He said 9:30, right?
Yeah, I'm not sure why nobody's on yet,
but let's give him another minute or two
and then reach out to his people.
Are we gonna make it?
It's gonna be close.
(door opens and closes)
Hey, Jane, thank you for being here.
I love you.
Why are you being so cheery?
You're usually super stressed
out on days like this.
I know that smile, I know that smile.
You hooked up with someone,
who?
Was is the contractor?
Please tell me it was the contractor,
Brooke, please tell me
it was the contractor.
Oh, no, John, seriously?
Please tell me that you're not
trying to get back together.
It just feels different.
Different how?
We've identified our flaws
and we're working on them.
Yeah, yeah, this is a hard
left from angry boner guy
to happily fake married this soon?
Are you talking to him
on the fake account?
Brooke, seriously?
Yes, but it feels like
we're having a breakthrough.
Like maybe that crazy
therapist was onto something.
No, no, no, no, no, little Brookie, no.
It's a breakthrough for you
because you know that it's him.
He doesn't know that it's you,
he's just trying to get laid.
Pop.
Boop.
Bubble of delusion.
Okay, yeah, yep.
(door opens)
Hey, what's wrong?
Yeah, they pulled a deal.
Oh no.
Why?
No idea.
Can you grab that?
It's all right, just handle your thing.
We can chat later.
We'll be okay.
(lips smacking)
Not done yet.
Damn, clueless.
I'm digging the Cheryl Horowitz vibe.
Oh, I love your boy band costume.
So cute.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Every time.
Bye.
Did he get hotter?
No, no.
We're gonna make it.
Relax.
If you're like five
minutes late, it's fine.
They should just be
grateful that you agreed
to do this at a drop of the hat.
And they're getting real Italian food
and not, I don't know, fast food burgers.
(bell ringing)
Ready.
Wow, did he respond?
No.
Well, it doesn't mean that he won't.
I'm sick of your crap.
Wait, what?
No, I'm serious, I am sick of your crap.
You are just constantly going on dates.
You don't take anything seriously.
Can't you just be happy for
someone for once in your life?
Oh, no, no witty comments,
no, off the cuff remark?
Screw you.
Seriously, it is it so
hard to just be happy?
Have you thought that maybe,
maybe you are the problem.
- Stop the car.
- No.
- Stop the car.
- No, we are almost there.
Stop the fucking car.
(car beeps)
(door opens)
[Brooke] Jane.
No, no, I have spent
all morning helping you.
One of many mornings I might add.
And you know what?
You don't wanna protect yourself.
Fine, fine, but don't
act like I'm some psycho
because of what I've seen,
it is a jungle out here.
Just you wait.
Oh my god.
Man, this is insane.
Seriously, I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
My heart feels like it's gonna explode.
Oh man, you know,
these billionaire types,
they get a sniffle, one
thing the other one wants
now they all want it.
Yeah, well, hopefully
Koach is our guy then, huh?
Hell yeah, I'm sending
over the deck now.
All right.
Hell yeah.
(upbeat music)
Hey.
Thank you for making this happen.
Of course.
And before I forget, here's
your contract for the year.
If everything looks good, we
couldn't be happier to have you
as our official catering service.
I'm really excited
to work with you guys.
Thank you.
Yes.
Oh, here, come on, come on.
Let me introduce you to everybody.
Oh, okay, okay.
(phone buzzing)
I just can't do this anymore, man.
Maybe our stuff's just not
as good as we think it is.
What should we do?
[Adam] I really don't know, man.
Maybe talk liquidation strategy.
Yeah.
I need beer for this.
(soft guitar music)
Yes.
(soft guitar music)
[Voiceover] Hello,
please leave your message after the tone.
Hey, it's me.
I know you're mad
and I know that you
want what's best for me.
And I'm sorry.
But we got the contract.
We did it, and I will pay you for today.
All right?
Call me back, I love you.
(soft guitar music)
(melancholic music)
(phone buzzing)
- Hey.
- Hi.
Today's been a shit show.
I'm going to the bar, decompress.
Probably talk exit strategy with Adam.
I'm sorry.
Is what it is.
I guess, just really thought
we had something, you know?
How was your day?
It was good, we landed the contract.
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Congratulations, we gotta celebrate.
Yeah, definitely.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Okay, well, where do you wanna go?
I'm actually not feeling very well,
but you know, you guys should go out.
Where are you planning on going?
I was just thinking somewhere low.
I'll just like Riley's
or Bonita's or something.
(melancholic music)
That's great.
I can skip it and
just grab us some soup.
Does that work?
No, I'm good, thank you.
You guys have a good time.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
(melancholic music)
Yeah, I mean, listen, man,
if we sell all the servers,
proprietary tech, data
and pay off the lawyers,
we might be able to squeak
by without a lawsuit.
Terrific.
Another one?
I'll actually get two pina coladas.
Yeah, man, really sucks.
I really thought this was it.
Yeah.
Well, onto better things and
better ventures, I guess.
Here, here.
Oh, I gotta run.
Thank you.
You must be John,
Brooke wanted me to give
you a little message.
If you ever come near her again,
my cousin's, Vinny and Eddie
and my uncle who owns
a laundromat in Jersey,
are gonna take a little
trip out west to meet you.
You understand?
(upbeat guitar music)
Hey, buddy, don't bleed on my bar.
Back up.
Back up.
(upbeat guitar music)
(phone buzzing)
- Hello?
- Hey.
This stupid thing.
- Bob?
[Bob] I hate technology.
Bob, can you hear me?
- Hey, you there?
- Yeah.
[Bob] Brooke told me you
need money for your company.
Wait, Brooke said what?
[Bob] I'm going to invest.
(upbeat music)
Brooke?
Brooke?
Brooke?
(melancholic music)
Brooke?
Brooke?
(melancholic music)
(melancholic music continues)
Okay, I'm here.
Remind me again why we
couldn't do this online.
My boss is old school, remember?
Okay.
I will take these and I
will bring them back to you.
Brooke, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- Wait.
What?
Why did you do it?
I don't have time for this.
Brooke, did you get my voice mails?
Yes, and I don't believe for one second
that you didn't know it was me.
Of course I knew it was you.
I just thought you wanted to
have a pina colada moment.
What?
You know like the song
like where the classifieds
and the couple and the...
Brooke, I knew it was you the whole time.
I've spent thousands and
thousands of hours talking to you.
I just thought that's how
you wanted to reconnect.
And that's what I thought
we were doing until,
Tiffany.
Yeah, she is spirited.
Yeah.
Bob told me what you did.
Well, call me stupid,
but I want you to be happy.
Whether or not that's with me.
You deserve to see your
vision come to life.
And you can thank Jane, she's
the one that made the call.
I did.
I called Jane.
She's why you're here.
What's he talking about?
I mean, I might be a
cold unfeeling reptile,
but I care about you
and you're obviously a
lot happier with him.
So, you guys are proof of
true love or whatever, blah.
Be together, please.
Okay, but that doesn't make
any sense why we're here.
Papers that you're holding
are the deed to this house.
They're in your name.
I know how much this place means to you
and I wanted you to have it
even if you don't still want me.
[Jane] Okay, yeah,
got it, gotta exit now.
Thank you.
Yeah.
(birds chirping)
Yeah, sure.
John, I don't wanna
live here without you.
Thank God.
I don't wanna live anywhere without you.
All of this has taught me
just how much you mean to me.
Melissa.
Here you go, and congratulations.
Yay, and all the fun stuff.
(upbeat music)
So, can we consider
ourselves off the market?
Always and forever
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
(soft guitar music)
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Don't mind, feel right, waiting
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Ghosts I know, don't mind
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Don't mind, feel right
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Ghosts I know don't mind, waiting
Feel right, ghosts I know
In the daylight, dark side, daylight
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
Somebody help me, colder
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
In the daylight, dark side, daylight
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
Somebody help me, colder
I don't feel right in the day light
Spending all my nights
on the dark side
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
I could cave in, but I'm waiting
Holding onto a light that's fading
Trying to find a place for
all these ghosts I know
'Cause the night feels long
But my heart gets colder
Day by day, I break away
I don't feel right in the daylight
Spending all my nights
on the dark side
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Your heartbeat sounds
to me like freedom
Oh you keep me wild
All the stars in the sky
All the lines on the highway
Oh they keep us coming alive
You grab my hand in the dark
Lightning straight to my heart
Oh you get me every time
Don't want anything new
Ain't got nothing to lose
All I need is beside
me in the front seat
Something about you,
the open road and me
Some kind of new American dream
(gentle music)
Holding on and on and on and on
Hoping I can get to know you better
Living in sweet suburbia
Some fun is all we want
Two kids come alive in a night rush
I'll be the girl next door
You be my summer crush
Yeah I think you should
come and pick me up
'Cause nothing feels
as good as summer love
We could afford this, right?
Yeah.
You know, as long as we move some stuff-
So, you guys are going
for the rent to own
contract, huh?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I think it makes the
most sense for us right now.
You know, we both got a
couple things in the pipeline
and should be in a better position
to pull the trigger in
a couple months here.
This is our dream home.
- Our dream home, yeah.
- Yeah.
I know.
It's just the rental
program is very strict.
We know.
And every payment that
we make goes towards
the overall price of the house.
And if we miss a payment, we're out.
And the owner can
sell the house for more.
And trust me, he wants
to sell it for more.
Okay, okay, I care about you guys.
So, just wanna make sure you know
what you're getting yourself into.
I really went to bat for you on this
because I know how much
you guys love this place.
So, please, please don't
make me regret this, okay?
Congratulations.
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Melissa.
Oh, all right.
Shall we?
Yes.
(upbeat music)
All right.
(suspenseful music)
Brooke, that's not funny.
Brooke!
(suspenseful music)
Oh, that's not funny, Brooke.
Brooke!
(suspenseful music)
Brooke, I have a weapon.
(suspenseful music)
Brooke.
(suspenseful music)
Oh, no, no, no.
(suspenseful music)
(both screaming)
You.
(Brooke laughing)
I got you though.
You good? (Laughs)
I just about killed you.
You don't even know.
This would take your head off.
It's a very terrifying weapon, John,
yes, absolutely, I am so scared.
How am I gonna go to sleep now?
That's a you problem, not me.
- Can you even seeing those?
- No.
How did you cut the power?
(soft guitar music)
It was a good day.
Great day.
(soft guitar music)
I could try to describe this
feeling but just come around
Lay it down for the night
Tell myself I'm alright
We're all a little bit tongue tied
I think you're just my type
We could do it up for life
Your call but I'll be waiting outside
A little bit tongue tied
(upbeat music)
I'll be waiting outside
(upbeat music)
A little bit tongue tied
Okay.
Let me know what they say.
Bye-bye.
(upbeat music)
Hey, you okay?
I just don't understand
how you can concentrate
with that music just
blasting all the time.
Oh, ADHD.
It actually helps.
Yeah.
Well, it's super distracting
when I'm trying to make phone calls, so.
I'm sorry, I didn't
know it bothered you.
Yeah, headphones might be nice.
Okay, I can see that
you're ray of sunshine.
So, I will just get back to work.
Why's there crap everywhere?
It's everywhere.
Do you really want to
start with me right now?
When was the last time
that you did dishes?
You gonna be late again?
You worry about your stuff.
I've got mine on lock.
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)
(bottle tapping)
What's wrong?
It's nothing.
I'm just, I'm running really
late and I really have to pee
and I cannot lose this client
because they are my biggest client
and I feel like they've
been talking about hiring me
for their summer mixer
for the last few weeks.
And, what is with this traffic?
Hold on, they're calling me.
Hello?
Hey, hey, it's me.
I'm just checking on your
ETA, corporate is here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I will be there in about 10 minutes tops.
Okay, all right, copy that.
Oh my God, I have got to be so badly.
Brooke, still me.
I am so sorry, Stacey.
I will see you soon.
Good.
Oh my god, I have got to pee so badly.
Just grab a cup, I'm sure you
have one in there somewhere.
You can't be serious.
Okay, well, then fine.
Leap out into traffic and take a leek.
I cannot wait to see that on the internet.
- What?
- Grab a cup.
(upbeat music)
(bottle tapping)
Cute.
(upbeat music)
Oh, thank God.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
Yeah, they are not
happy that you're late.
They dropped in for a
little surprise visit
from the Midwest.
Fun, right?
They don't actually get the traffic thing,
but I did tell them that
you are the absolute best,
that your bolognese is to die for.
So, I think damage control is done.
Well, hopefully Nona's
recipe does the trick.
Thank you so much for having my back.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, I have your contract
for the summer fest.
I just need final approval.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Please, please do not let
this happen again, okay?
Okay.
My ass is on the line, get it?
- Yeah.
- Okay, promise?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
(upbeat music)
You've come to play don't you
Looking for something you
I got a lot underneath
Tricks up my sleeve
Hey, Stacey, is everything okay?
No, not really.
Oh, what's the matter?
What's going on?
Well, I don't mean to be rude,
but the food was not up to the
standard that we're used to.
It was very, very salty.
That doesn't make any sense.
It's the same recipe that I used
to make when I was a little girl.
It's the same recipe every single time.
No, Brooke, I had some and
it was really, really bad.
I'm sorry, but corporate
is gonna go in a different direction.
No, oh, no, no, no, no, please, Stacey.
Please don't, please don't do that.
My future husband and I, we're gonna-
Brooke, I'm so sorry.
It's out of my hands.
Okay, yeah, I'm really sorry.
(melancholic music)
(door closes)
(suspenseful music)
(footsteps swoosh)
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music)
(Brooke screaming)
Oh my God.
[John] Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
John?
[John] Yeah.
Are you recording this?
[John] Though it would be funny.
(John laughing)
It wasn't funny.
Wait, are you mad?
I'm mad, I'm mad mad.
Ouch.
All the light we cannot see
Exists inside of you and me
A reminiscent hope
Follows where we go when
all we know has gone
Shadows falling on your face
The turning of the night to day
I'll follow
I'll follow you
I'll follow you when worlds are ending
Never knowing if we're landing here
(soft beat music)
When worlds are ending
Never knowing if we're landing
(box crashing)
Hey.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Are you trying to set the record
for the most Joe's orders in one month?
[John] What?
Oh, hold on, Melissa's calling.
Hey.
Hey, Brooke.
I just wanted to check in,
see how everything was going.
Good, hold on, John's here too.
- Hey, John.
- Hey, Melissa.
How's the new round of funding?
It's going great, we've almost got it.
That is terrific news.
Okay, well, I will let my bosses know.
I knew I could count on you guys, bye.
- Bye.
- Okay.
That reminds me, we have to pay the rent.
Are you good on your half this month?
Could you actually spot me again?
We're still just waiting
for this same cap raise,
so as soon as that funding
comes in, we'll be fine.
But I just, I really don't want to have
to move some stuff from my savings again.
What do you mean?
I had to take a little bit
of money outta my savings
just to pay for a couple things.
John.
I just, I lost track of a couple things
trying to make this deal, and yes,
I borrowed money from my savings.
Oh, so, it's like that?
What do you mean?
So, lemme get this straight.
What's mine is yours
and what's yours is yours is that correct?
Come on, that's not what I said.
That's kind of how you've made it sound.
Who's paying for this house?
Because it's not you.
Yes, I've been paying for this house
and if I get this money,
then I'll reimburse you
for the last three months
or whatever you want.
Why didn't you just tell
me that you needed the money?
What difference would it have made?
I've been waiting for the cap raise
and I'm still waiting.
It's been six months.
These things take time.
So, can you just cover it one more time?
No.
What do you mean, no?
I mean, no, no, I can't.
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
No.
What do you mean you don't have it?
What about the contract and the...
What about that?
Why don't you just
worry about your own stuff
and I will take care of mine.
And what have you even been
doing for the last six months?
Have you just been out there in the shed
jerking it to Insta models or?
Come on, that was one time.
Yeah, okay.
Wait, why did you deflect
when I asked about the corporate thing?
I didn't deflect.
Brooke.
What?
I have it under control, okay?
I just don't, I don't
have the contract yet, so.
You said it was a done deal.
Not so done of a deal?
Why don't you worry about
your stupid cap raise?
My stupid cap raise.
Did I stutter or?
Lemme paint a little picture for you.
So, my cap raise is one step
closer to getting funded.
If I get funded, I could buy this house
and I could buy like three more.
So, why don't you just chill out?
Okay, I'll go chill.
Should I chill out here or over there?
Oh, right here, right here is good, okay.
I'm chilled, totally chill.
Is this chill enough for you?
So, basically what it comes down to is
you really don't actually
believe in what I'm doing.
You know, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Oh, is that what you're doing?
You're building Rome,
one pizza box at a time?
You don't believe in me.
Oh my gosh, John.
Noted.
I'm outta here.
You could always sell your body.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
I don't know how you do it, man.
What do you mean?
Monogamy.
No, I'm serious, like,
I don't get the point.
You spend all your time with one person,
sleeping with one person,
getting to know one person,
all just feels a little bit
ridiculous and limiting.
And you know, science says we're not even
supposed to be monogamous.
Sleeping with one person
weakens your immune system.
Oh, that's gotta be offset
by the increased risk of an STD.
I'm a clean man and I
get tested once a month.
Good for you.
You could join me out there.
It is fun.
Don't you ever get lonely?
Hell no, if I feel
myself getting lonely,
I just call someone up
and, poof, they're theirs.
Poof, just like that?
Just like that.
Listen tens all day, every day.
No jealousy, no commitment,
no loss of sleep.
It's the best.
How do you keep 'em
from catching feelings?
I'm just upfront.
You know, I let 'em know
my work is my priority,
but I just wanna have fun and connect.
And that works?
Eh, most of the time.
Alright, well what if it doesn't work?
Ah, contingency plans, my boy, huh?
Look at that, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
[Adam] Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay, so.
- Yeah.
Maybe lonely is not the right word.
Don't you ever feel, I don't know, empty?
Damn, John, it's getting kind of deep.
You want me to call up my therapist
so we can have a proper intervention?
All right, yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
Ah, I gotta take a leek.
All right.
(crowd cheering and applauding)
What you need is a real gentleman.
Yes, those were real men.
Well, as somebody who has dated somebody
from that generation, I can
tell you from experience,
it is not all as cracked up to be.
How is Bob, by the way?
Brooke, we don't talk about Bob.
Okay, sorry.
But he did get you a condo and a car.
Oh, well, guy's loaded.
Well, here's to being young and hot.
Cheers to that.
Seriously though, I only
say this because I love you
and John is great, kind
of a loser, but great.
Don't you think you can do better?
What?
I mean, you don't seem happy,
Okay.
I mean, all you do is talk about
how much he drives you nuts.
Yeah, but I still love him.
Well, if you love him, and believe me,
I think love is completely overrated.
Why don't you tell him?
I can't.
Why not?
Because I don't wanna be the needy one.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'll send you a bill
for the therapy session.
[Brooke] You still owe me
money from the gas station.
What?
(phone dings)
Hey there, I'm Dr. K,
I'm a licensed engaged couples
therapist in California.
Tell me, is your engagement in danger
because you're not communicating?
Do you feel you're drifting apart,
then you should schedule a
free consultation with me
and get your engagement
back on the right track?
(toilet flushes)
(upbeat music)
(lock clicks)
(upbeat music)
(phone ringing)
[Voiceover] Hello,
please leave your message
after the tone.
(door bell rings)
(door clicks)
(upbeat music)
Hi, John.
What the?
Okay, you guys have a lot to discuss.
(soft beat music)
What ethnicity are you?
I am Italian, Irish, and Israeli.
Hmm.
Ah, almost perfect.
So.
Yes, John.
Well, we're here, are we
waiting for something or?
Are you in a rush, John?
No, but we came here for a consultation
and I was reading that
after the first 15 minutes,
it goes up to like $300 now.
I'm very good at my job, John,
I need far less than
15 minutes to identify
and address your relationship problems.
So, what brings you in today?
Well, I can't speak for the both of us,
but I think we've both
just been really focused
on ourselves.
Are you okay, John?
I'm not super flexible
and sitting on the floor
it's not very comfortable.
Can I just sit on a chair
or the couch or something?
It's very important
that we're all on the same
plane of existence, John.
We wouldn't want you to feel
like you're bigger than us
looking down on us.
Okay?
Can we all sit on the couch?
A couch is not the answer, John.
They're bad for your spine.
And what kind of doctor would
I be if I didn't support you
having a healthy spine?
You have alcohol.
It's massage oil.
Please continue, Brooke.
But it is becoming more and more clear
what the problem is here.
Okay, like I was saying,
I think that we both have
been very focused on ourselves
and we've just lost
track of our relationship
a little bit.
Just as I expected.
What?
Stagnancy.
Actually, yeah, that sounds right.
And now you'd like me
to do the heavy lifting
to get you both unstuck.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
Yes, we would like your help,
but we just wanna get back to
a normal flowing relationship.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
(Dr. K humming)
You must both see other people.
- What?
- What?
You must both actively
date other people.
Oh, no, we don't
wanna date other people.
We just, we wanna fix our-
Please, I don't come into
your professional lives
and question your methods, do I?
No, what?
Now, you've made it quite clear
that we will only have
our allotted 15 minute
consultation today.
In the meantime, I strongly
suggest you actively
date other people for the next month.
If you'd like to schedule
a follow-up appointment,
I'd be happy to check on your progress.
If you'll excuse me,
my time is my most valuable
asset and I never have enough.
So.
- Sure.
- Okay.
I've found the New Flames
app to be very fruitful.
Well, that was weird.
Maybe he's onto something.
The crazy guy?
Maybe he's not so crazy.
So, you wanna see other people?
No, but you can't deny
that we're in a weird place.
Okay, but being in a
weird place doesn't mean
that we should go all
Korvokian on our relationship.
Do you know what his
last name actually is?
It's not Dr. K, it's Korvokian.
And I'm sure a lot of
people aren't lining up
to see Dr. Korvokian
about their relationship.
I think that this is what we need.
Wait, what?
So, that's what you need.
I need change.
Motion is change.
It doesn't matter which
direction it's going,
but motion creates motion.
And maybe this will give
us the space that we need
and it'll give us time to focus and grow.
(melancholic music)
Well, I guess you
should call your sister
and let her know that you'll
be staying with her for a bit.
(melancholic music)
I didn't realize you were still in here.
For the best, right?
(melancholic music)
(door opens)
(door closes)
(phone buzzing)
Hey, I need your help.
(dog barking)
I don't know, I think she's just,
I think she's just talking a big game.
But it could be good for
both of us to have some space
to focus on work, you know?
Speaking of, have you heard
from the Van Housing group?
Nothing.
Are you kidding me?
I wish.
So, where does that leave us?
We're good, man, we're good.
Our tech is good.
Don't panic, we will find a partner.
This will work out.
But seriously though,
if you still love her,
you should speak up.
You know, just because
that life isn't for me
doesn't mean it's not for you, you know?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just don't wanna be
the needy one, you know?
So, wait, did he move out?
No, he moved down the hall.
How's that gonna work?
What do you mean?
Let me just paint a little
picture for you, okay?
You go on a date with a beautiful
meat hunk of a man,
and he orders for you in French, you know?
'Cause he's bilingual and
he's got a really great job.
Probably something in
finance, really stable
and 401k and multiple properties.
And you can just tell that
he's got it, you know,
you wanna get him back to
the place and you're ready.
And you guys drive and
the chemistry's heating up
on the way there.
You're in the Uber, you're like, hmm.
Yeah, you know?
And then you get here
and John is sleeping
across the hall from you.
No.
So, what then?
So, first of all, I don't
do that on a first date.
Oh, come on, times have changed.
Okay, but I'm not interested.
Yeah, until you are.
I don't actually wanna see other people.
I'm confused, I'm confused.
Therapist thought it was a
good idea and I don't know.
He was kind of a nut.
So?
So, the more I thought about it,
the more I thought maybe,
okay, this is a good idea.
Okay, and moving your non
ex, ex-fiance across the hall
helps with this how exactly?
I don't know.
But at least we both have space.
No, no, no, ewe.
I hate it, no, you know what?
If you are gonna give this a
chance, give this a chance.
Where is your phone?
Nowhere.
Gimme back my phone.
No.
Yes, well, it's not even
like you know my password, so.
I don't need your password
when I got your face.
- Oh my God, come on.
- I'm in.
- Seriously?
- I'm in, I'm in.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chill.
Downloading.
Hold on, hold on, all right?
It's for your own good.
The therapist said that
you should download an app.
- Gimme my phone.
- Hold on.
I'm so close, all right.
Wait.
- Gimme my phone.
Okay, all right, hold on,
hold on, relax, relax, relax.
Chill, just keep it chill, I'm
just doing a couple things.
- Give me my phone.
- A couple of things.
Okay, okay, mercy, mercy.
- What is this?
- You know what?
John is probably swiping
up a storm anyway.
Do you think so?
Look, give this a chance.
It's a good test.
If you survive it, then
you're meant to be.
And if not, then, dear John, you suck.
Bye forever.
- Okay.
Okay, fine.
- Good.
Left, left, no, no, no,
no, no, don't worry.
You're really making me nervous.
Ooh.
Oh, he messaged you.
- Already?
- It's the hot guy.
- Wait, hold on.
Drinks tonight, huh?
Which photos did you use of me?
Hey, hold on, which
photos did you use of me?
Just some.
[Brooke] Oh my gosh.
What?
(door closes)
Well, he's big mad.
You gotta go.
Oh, okay.
(door closes)
(upbeat music)
We are for sure going to be late.
They are going to definitely fire me.
Relax, we're fine.
You've got me.
Take the carpool lane.
Oh, a coffee.
Oh, nope, nope, nope.
Oh, oh no.
Oh God.
Oh my God, you're disgusting, oh.
Oh, how long has that been in here?
Did you east asparagus?
(upbeat music)
You're seriously addicted to that thing.
No, I'm not, it's fun.
It's like Instagram with benefits.
Oh no, you don't say that, that's gross.
- Brooke.
- What?
(upbeat music)
[Jane] You, what?
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
- Okay.
Gimme that.
(upbeat music)
- Are you good?
- Nope.
Are you good?
What are you?
Here you go.
(upbeat music)
Hey, the boss isn't here again today.
Oh great, 'cause I only
a salted it once this time.
Good.
What is her problem?
You?
Oh, I feel you under
Sorry, man, still crickets.
- Okay.
- Yeah, but you know what?
In the meanwhile, we just
stay the course, you know,
keep building the network, collect data.
And remember, this is what we do.
We didn't build this to get funding.
We built this to help people.
So, you just continue doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
All the rest is right
Though you thirst and hunger
Pull you far from what you know
Shake off your shoulders
When weather's getting colder
Ooh I feel you under
everything you color
Who is this?
She is some girl.
I think she's from Brooklyn or New Jersey.
I don't remember.
But she is bat shit crazy.
Well, why do you have access
to her New Flames profile?
And why is she matched with John?
Brooke?
Brooke?
No, no.
What are you, what are you
even gonna do with this?
Well, just call it
a little bit of recon.
You're psychotic.
In the wise words of John Mayer,
"It's gonna be heartbreak warfare."
He's typing.
Shake off your shoulders
When weather's getting colder
Do you remember feeling alive
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
Oh no, he stopped.
Okay, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
I just, did you already
message Deuschy McDeuscheson?
Oh, no, Jane.
- What?
If you don't go, I'll go, come on.
Brooke, it's one date, it's one date.
Maybe something good will come of this.
Maybe John will miraculously grow a pair
and start putting some effort
in and making you happy.
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
(phone chiming)
(phone chiming)
What?
John messaged the fake account.
Message Deuschy.
Okay, alright.
Wait, you're gonna have to
be a little bit more specific
because I got you a buffet of Deusche.
Oh, what did you do?
[Jane] Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Everything is golden when
swimming in the after light
(door opens and closes)
(plate clanking)
(microwave whirring)
(upbeat guitar music)
(footsteps tapping)
(upbeat guitar music)
- Where are you going?
- Out.
[John] Out?
Where?
Out.
So, it's like that?
I guess so.
Good to know.
(upbeat guitar music)
(footsteps tapping)
(upbeat guitar music)
So, that's when I decided
to start taking my body
and my life seriously.
Hey, darling, can I
get you another drink?
Yes, please.
How about you, pal, how about
a big boys drink this time?
I'm good, thanks.
Lemonade's a bit sweet, too much sugar.
[Bartender] I like your jewelry.
Thank you, I like it too.
Good guy.
You might wanna slow down there.
You drove here, right?
Yes, but I'll be okay, thank you.
You know, alcohol is truly
destructive to your gut health.
So, your profile says that
you own your own business.
That's right, I do, I curate a museum.
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Which one?
P and D.
Never heard of it.
Where is it?
Oh, it's all digital.
It's an NFT museum, all curated online.
NFTs, how's that going?
Well, you know, this year has
taken a little bit of a dip,
but luckily we did after the
beat, dumped after the pump.
So, basically you made all
that stuff sound really cool
and then just dropped the
curtain on whatever idiot
was dumb enough to pay for it.
Well, I wouldn't phrase
it that way, but...
Excuse me.
Sure.
She wants it.
(indistinct group chatter)
(upbeat club music)
What?
Hi.
Why are you calling me?
Aren't you on a date?
Is he at least hot?
Yeah, while he is not talking about NFTs
or bacterial gut health.
Oh, he's an NFT, bro.
But he lives in the valley too.
I live in the valley.
Yeah, I know.
Anyways, can you come pick me up?
I accidentally drank a little bit too much
while I was actively trying
not to jump out the window.
Nope.
What?
Because I'm on a date too,
and he's hot and interesting.
And besides, I've had one too many too.
So, you're gonna have to call car.
That costs money.
That costs money.
Just wait and sober up.
Not my problem, okay?
Oh ha, I grabbed the check.
I've got an early morning
tantric yoga sesh.
Okay, that's fine.
I wasn't feeling very well,
so I think I'm gonna head out.
Probably the alcohol.
Told you.
Yeah.
All right, let's...
Wanna split it?
No.
Oh, okay, thank you.
I mean, I really didn't get anything.
Just a lemonade.
So, looks like you owe
about $33.50 with tip
and I owe 6.50.
Okay.
You know what?
I'll just send you some money later.
You know, you really
did have a lot to drink.
Want me to give you a ride home?
No, that's okay, I'll just call a car.
You know, it's really not a big deal.
You said you live in the valley, right?
Yes.
Yeah, me too.
Give me your license.
Okay.
You can never be too careful.
Spicy.
(upbeat guitar music)
[Brooke] You can stop.
(engine revving)
Nice place.
You live with your parents too?
Thank you so much for driving me home.
Of course.
Get that for you.
(door closes)
Oh, hey, hey, hey, don't scratch it.
All right, tipsy, whoopsie.
- Such a gentleman.
- All right, of course.
Always.
You know, if your parents aren't home,
I can come inside.
I've got like 30 minutes
if you wanna hook up.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no?
Or no, yeah?
Well, thank you so
much for a great night.
You gave me a lot to
think about, gut bacteria
and all that.
Gotcha.
So, your parents are home.
Yep.
So sorry.
- I Know, right?
- Yes, they're here.
Well, you know, we could
always go back to mine.
With your parents.
Yeah, but they're cool.
No, that's okay.
Yep, I'm gonna skip that.
Not even a little?
No, yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, well, hey, this was fun, huh?
So, yeah, I'm a servant of
humanity, always here to help.
Okay.
Namaste.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening here?
Whoa, what's...
He was just driving me
home and now I'm home.
So, thank you so much.
Oh, so, yeah, yeah,
Yeah.
Oh, that is so kind of you.
What was your name?
Oh, Brad.
Oh, Brad, oh, that is,
you should come inside.
Yes, yes, he should come inside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you should come inside.
Come on in.
Come on and hang out.
You know what, I'm sensing
some tumultuous energy here.
So, I'm sorry, I didn't
even catch your name.
Oh, that was so rude of Brooke.
I am John, I'm Brooke's fiance.
So nice to meet you.
Brooke,
Johnny's Brooke's...
- Brooke's fiance.
Brooke's fiance.
Well, bye, Brad, thank you
so much for driving me home.
Yeah, sure, no problem.
- Brad.
- Yeah.
Thank you, thank you so much
for getting her home safe.
- My pleasure.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Don't get lost, I like
your beads though, bye.
Thanks.
You know I'm pretty open
minded if you want...
That's a no.
What the hell was that?
What?
My hot date?
Yeah.
What?
So, now you're just
bringing back random dudes
to our house that you
meet on some dating app?
What are you looking for?
Pizza.
[John] I didn't order any.
Oh, the one time.
Don't change the subject,
that was beyond messed up.
I'm gonna order some.
Oh, you are something else.
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
You just opened Pandora's box, baby.
Woo.
You were saying.
Oh, would you look at that?
A new match.
Yeah, she looks like she
doesn't shave her ankles.
[John] What?
From dusk till dawn
Shave her ankles?
Oh, real mature, cool.
Yeah, I can do that too.
I can do it faster, I can do it faster.
[Brooke] I got a (indistinct).
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
I can feel the ice
running through my blood
Surges through my body all at once
My hearts pumps in the dead of night
My feet run into the fight
Right into the fire in my soul
Let the transformation take control
From dusk till dawn
I'm digging my way out the grave
From dusk till dawn
What's up, Erica?
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I got some hell to raise
They've got a price to pay
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Please would you let me know
Would you let me know
(John crashes)
Please let me know
Would you let me know
Please let me know
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I'm digging my way out the grave
From dusk till dawn
I'm staring my fears in the face
From dusk till dawn
I got some hell to raise
They've got a price to pay
From dusk till dawn
From dusk till dawn
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
I have your phone so.
Yeah.
Just take that and.
Would make more sense.
Really?
That was, that was my bad.
Thank you.
(door bell rings)
Pizza.
(soft beat music)
[John] Do you wanna grab
a drink tomorrow night?
(soft beat music)
(soft beat music continues)
Sorry, I meant to
respond to this earlier.
I'm a little weary about meeting
with strangers right away.
To be honest, I was dealing
with some ex stuff last night.
Hey, how was last night?
Ugh.
Well, they're not all winners.
It was actually kind of a disaster.
The guy ended up bringing
me home and John was here,
and I, ugh.
My car, can you come and get me?
What, like I live to serve you?
Please.
Ugh, fine.
- Ugh.
- What?
It's just a realtor calling again.
All right, got it.
Well, see ya.
No, no, no, no.
It's...
You know, I actually
haven't seen John all day
and usually he's up now working.
Okay, the bum probably moved out.
- Jane.
- What?
He probably has something going on.
What are you freaking out about?
This whole thing is
just starting to feel
a little bit weird.
I'm thinking about calling
the whole thing off.
(door opens)
- What?
- Hey.
I just need to get through.
Are those for me?
No.
I have a date.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah.
What kind of date?
You know, a date.
Like the one you were on last night.
I think someone messaged you, by the way.
[Brooke] What time?
[John] Later?
Hey, you still there?
Yeah, brutal.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Highly unlikely.
Remember the parent trap?
Oh, God.
(soft guitar music)
I had a really nice time tonight.
Oh, me too.
That sushi was...
- So good.
And it was great hearing
about how successful
your app's been.
- Thank you so much.
- Can't wait to try it.
Yeah, well hopefully that happens soon.
And thanks again for picking me up.
That was, I don't know
what happened to my car.
It's the weirdest thing,
just stopped working.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
Do you have a favorite movie
or something we can watch?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
(water pattering)
[Brooke] You look like you
could use a cold shower, John.
[Jane] We should go.
We should run.
- You.
- You.
(footsteps tapping)
Bye.
Bye.
Sorry if I got you wet.
You seem like a nice girl.
(upbeat guitar music)
I don't mean to be rude,
but you just look a
little bit older in person
than in the photos.
Yeah, you caught me.
It was a few years ago.
Okay, so, your profile says
that you are a contractor.
Yeah, I've been doing it
as long as I can remember.
Wow, that's actually really amazing.
It must be really cool
seeing something built
from the ground up and you know,
really being able to
give that to somebody.
Yeah, I didn't really
appreciate it until my son-
Hey, Brookie Bear.
Hey Pickle Bear.
(upbeat music)
Hi, Kyle.
Is everything all right?
You've got to be kidding me.
I left you so many voice mails.
I don't know, why haven't
you called me back?
Because we broke up, Kyle.
- Ah.
- Yeah.
You seem like a really nice guy.
But I have got to get going.
[Kyle] I can still do that
thing with my toes you like.
You know, I have a sister
that you should meet though.
I think you guys would really hit it off.
Do you recognize my tie?
Oh God.
I made it out of your underwear.
Yes.
Don't make me call the cops again, Kyle.
[Jane] Did you just say Kyle?
Yeah, I'm going to kill John.
- No, he didn't.
- Oh, he did.
Question, do you still have
any of Bob's little blue pills?
[Jane] Yeah, why?
Yeah, okay, great.
(upbeat guitar music)
[Jane] Stop judging me, it's mean.
- Well, it's not that mean.
- It's mean.
[Brooke] You do it to me all the time.
[Jane] Yeah, but I'm older.
What's up, Jane?
Brooke.
Yeah, it's like I can hear a sound,
but I just like,
A buzzing.
Yeah.
Like a teacher from the Peanuts.
Cool.
You see my keys?
(cup scraping)
Thanks.
(cup scraping)
Rocket fuel.
Don't wait up.
(door closes)
He is so deuschy.
Oh, he's gonna rip his pants.
He's gonna rip his pants.
This won't backfire, right?
Probably.
Oh my God, it's gonna backfire.
(upbeat guitar music)
I'll get a beer.
Wait, what's her name?
It's Naomi, why?
Hold on, is this her?
(indistinct group chatter)
Yeah.
Road you've been down before I take it?
You know, she might
be just what you need.
Just don't forget our meeting.
Yeah, of course not.
Alright.
And whatever you do by no means,
please do not mention my name to her.
All right.
I think I'm just gonna go.
Alright, I'll see you.
Now, where were we?
(upbeat music)
[Brooke] Do you mind if
we just chat for a bit?
I'm still processing some stuff.
Honestly, that would be great.
I've been on a couple
dates since my breakup
and it's not been fun.
[Brooke] Why is that?
Down.
(upbeat guitar music)
Hi there.
Hi.
You must be John.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh, are you okay?
Yeah, I think I just, I
think I hurt my hamstring
at the gym.
Oh, you poor thing.
That is the worst.
You know, maybe I could
massage that up for you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had a really long day too.
Should we just go back to my place
and I can get my hands on this for you?
I am a registered massage therapist.
Lucky you.
Of course you are.
Hi, what can I get for you?
Oh, I actually think
we're about to leave.
Thanks.
Are you all right, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just, I gotta go.
(upbeat guitar music)
Prepare the room.
(upbeat guitar music)
What?
I don't know, it won't go down.
Has this ever happened to you before?
Nah, man.
The only time anything like
this has even remotely happened
to me was, oh,
What, what?
Look, I'm not trying
to judge your situation
or anything like that, but.
Adam.
All right, look, I was trying
to be a little impressive
and I may have taken
like a little blue pill.
Blue pill?
But like a mixture of
little pills, anyhow,
That little.
Hey.
Occupied.
Are you okay?
I'm not feeling so well.
This is cozy.
Should I just grab my
car and go back to mine?
I need to get my hands on your hamstrings.
I don't think that's
a good idea tonight.
Oh, we need to get you back
into your full performance
capabilities.
Don't be shy.
Oh, wow.
I didn't realize I had
this much of effect on you.
I guess, good chemistry
will do that to you.
I feel exactly the same way.
Adam, says hi.
- Hi, Adam.
- Oh, dear God.
You can call me Eve.
No, no, no, Adam Miller.
Miller?
He's alive?
[John] Yes.
- Alive, he's alive.
- Oh my God.
I'm sorry, you seem really
nice and you're really pretty.
And I'm just gonna go, okay?
(Eve sobbing)
I'm gonna go.
You're okay, right?
[Eve] No, I'm not okay.
I'm sorry I don't know how to help.
(Eve sobbing)
He is alive?
(upbeat guitar music)
He's alive.
(upbeat guitar music)
- Incoming, incoming.
- Oh, crap.
Okay, okay, be cool, be cool, be casual.
It's fine, it's not us.
You!
You!
- Us?
- No.
How was your date?
You know, if that lasts
more than five hours,
you should probably go to the ER.
Oh no.
Oh, yes, don't hurt yourself.
Rocket fuel.
(both laughing)
Raging rocket fuel.
Did you know that the reason
that you have to go to the ER
after you've had an
erection for four hours
is because you could have tissue death.
Tissue death.
I didn't know that.
Thank you, thank you so much.
- Yeah, you called my ex.
- Wow.
So what?
You started it, you
dumped water on my head.
She started it.
[Brooke] I started it.
- She started it.
- I started it.
What about Brad?
- Who's Brad?
- Brad.
The crypto guy.
Oh, crypto bro that you
brought back to our house?
[Brooke] He was taking me home.
Yeah, you really missed out
on one with Brad, didn't ya?
That dude probably still
lives with his mom.
Okay, okay, okay.
Well, oh wow.
Seems like you both had a very
interesting couple of weeks.
You know what I'm hearing?
Fighting?
Yes.
Yeah.
Fighting is literally
why we came to you,
because we were fighting.
John, how did you feel when
you saw Brooke on her date?
Angry.
Why?
Because.
(melancholic music)
Because I was jealous.
And what kind of people are jealous?
People who care.
Brooke, how did you feel when you saw John
with someone else?
Bad.
But I cared more about hurting John
than I did about seeing
him with someone else, so.
Why?
I don't know.
Yes, you do.
John shared his answer, I need yours.
(soft melancholic music)
- Because John is my-
- Dr. K, your 10 o'clock
is here.
Maria, how many times have I told you
not to interrupt my sessions?
I thought you'd wanna know.
Oh, I'm afraid we're
going to have to shelf
this discussion.
I'm afraid we're out of time.
Please feel free to
schedule another appointment
in a couple of weeks.
Wait, that's it?
Please, this way.
Thank you.
What?
Okay.
(door opening)
(birds cawing)
(dogs barking)
Well, guys, I've seen
everything I needed to see.
The tech is good and you guys are great.
Wow.
So, let me get back to my team
and I'll have them come back
and make an offer for you, okay?
Yeah.
Amazing, thank you Mr. Santiago.
No, thank you, it's Mark, okay?
We're gonna be in business together.
Thank you, mark.
We're looking forward to
hearing back from your people
and getting these wheels in motion.
Woo, thank you guys.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mark.
See ya.
Dude.
Holy crap.
Seriously, right?
Oh, man, I told you
it would all work out.
Didn't I tell you it would all work out?
You were right.
That's what I'm saying.
You called it, man,
My guy.
Honestly.
[Brooke] I like honesty.
Honestly, we were great.
We both just got so
wrapped up in our own crap
that we just lost touch.
That sounds very familiar.
[John] Why?
There's just a lot of things
I wish I did differently
in my own relationship.
[John] Like?
[Brooke] I think I could
have been more supportive.
He was trying to do some really big things
and I wasn't very understanding.
[John] Wow, that's honest.
I get it though.
My ex was doing a lot for me
and always holding down the fort.
I guess, I just expected
her to bear all the weight
until I was able to make things better.
I guess, it just became too much for her.
Now, it's just like, we
act like we hate each other
and we spend all of our time trying
to make each other as
miserable as possible.
This is probably TMI.
I'm sorry.
(melancholic music)
[Brooke] Do you still love her?
(melancholic music)
Oh, Mark Santiago just made us an offer.
Wow, that's that's great.
What's wrong?
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to.
No, it's fine.
No, I'm really happy for you.
Brooke, I'm sorry.
No, it's.
(door bell ringing)
Guys, you defaulted.
Wait, what?
What did I tell you
about missing a payment?
It's just, never mind.
My boss is gonna rip me a new one
and now, I, I don't get my swimming pool,
which is just terrific.
Are you serious?
Very serious.
Look, I had my pool all
planned out and everything.
It had an infinity drop off,
it was beautifully landscaped.
Melissa, the contract.
You need to be out by
the end of the month.
I tried to tell you
he does not take these things lightly.
I'll pay, I'll pay right now.
I'll pay a penalty.
Tell him to name his
price and we will pay it.
Well, I very much think he
intends on naming his price.
The problem is that price
is significantly higher
than the one he was offering you.
And now that price will be
hitting the market in a week.
And guess who won't be
getting their commission?
We have rights, right?
As as renters in Los
Angeles, we have rights
Afraid you signed all those away
with the rent to own contract.
Look, I'm just here to drop
by to tell you the news.
So, be out in 30 days, and rest
in peace, my swimming pool.
You didn't pay the rent?
Did you?
Wow.
Wow.
So, you just expected me to do it.
Why didn't you pay it?
You know exactly why I didn't pay it.
Because you sank all of your
money into that stupid app.
Maybe this is for the best.
What?
Well, look, another
potentially not broke match.
Enjoy that.
John.
Maybe I shouldn't
have sank so much money
into that ring you never wear.
You know what?
You can have it back.
I have a job.
(soft melancholic music)
Yo go as a dream
Though the faded eve
[John] It's complicated, I
guess, we still live together.
It's just like the second
I think we're gonna find a way out,
we find a way to dig deeper.
What about you?
[Brooke] It's not that black and white.
I think humans are a
little more complicated
than loving someone one day
and hating them the next.
[John] Well, a good friend
of mine used to always say,
you can only hate someone as
much as you once loved them.
[Brooke] Sounds like a smart friend.
[John] She'd be thrilled
to hear you say that.
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
[John] I can tell that you're
not like most girls on here.
[Brooke] Emotionally unavailable?
[John] No, I've come across that before.
[Brooke] Oh, so you've
met a lot of women on here.
[John] Honestly, I only
got on this stupid app
because I overheard my
ex talking to her sister
about creating a profile
on here, I was really hurt.
I really just wanted
to hurt back, you know?
(soft beat music)
No we cannot speak about some things
Hidden underneath
The roots run deep
(soft beat music)
All I have I gave to you
Now I know I have to
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
[John] Sneaking out?
No, I actually came to see you.
Things left in the dark are
Not what they seem
Why?
(soft beat music)
Nevermind, it's, that's stupid.
Whoa, whoa, this is like
the most we talked in months.
Yeah, I know.
Till we come out clean
I am sorry.
You're sorry?
Yeah.
That's all right, I wasn't
really sleeping anyway.
I was just gonna roll around.
Things aren't what they
seem, what they seem
What they seem
Just wanted to say that, I'm sorry
And I miss you,
and I didn't see things
panning out this way.
I didn't see things
come this way either.
What they seem, what
they seem, what they seem
I'm sorry, too.
No we cannot speak,
cannot speak about things
I miss you.
Miss you too.
So, we're coming clean,
coming clean, coming clean
Into the water till we come out clean
(soft beat music)
Things left in the dark are
Not what they seem
Hush now the dawn may be listening
Pull you into the water
Till we come out clean
(soft guitar music)
(birds cawing)
(soft beat music)
(phone buzzing)
(soft guitar music)
(phone buzzing)
(soft beat music)
(phone buzzing)
This bed is uncomfortable.
You telling me.
You know, they say if you
have too nice of a guest bed,
that your guests will never leave.
Yeah, that makes sense.
(soft guitar music)
Are you a guest?
I guess, technically we both are.
(both laughing)
Well, let's see what
we can do about that.
(phone buzzing)
Hold on, it's work.
Hey, Stacy, what's wrong?
(phone chiming)
Are you alright?
Yeah, apparently the
company that they hired
to do their corporate
event today backed out
and they need a triple
order by the end of the day.
Wow, can you do it?
I think so.
It's gonna be tight though.
They did offer to give me the contract
if I could get it done.
Well, that's great, congratulations.
Thank you.
Do you need my help?
Definitely, that would be amazing.
Oh, shoot, I've got that thing with Mark
in like half an hour.
I'll call Jane.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
(soft beat music)
(lips smacking)
Hey, I love you.
I love you too.
(soft beat music)
(lips smacking)
(both laughing)
(soft beat music)
He said 9:30, right?
Yeah, I'm not sure why nobody's on yet,
but let's give him another minute or two
and then reach out to his people.
Are we gonna make it?
It's gonna be close.
(door opens and closes)
Hey, Jane, thank you for being here.
I love you.
Why are you being so cheery?
You're usually super stressed
out on days like this.
I know that smile, I know that smile.
You hooked up with someone,
who?
Was is the contractor?
Please tell me it was the contractor,
Brooke, please tell me
it was the contractor.
Oh, no, John, seriously?
Please tell me that you're not
trying to get back together.
It just feels different.
Different how?
We've identified our flaws
and we're working on them.
Yeah, yeah, this is a hard
left from angry boner guy
to happily fake married this soon?
Are you talking to him
on the fake account?
Brooke, seriously?
Yes, but it feels like
we're having a breakthrough.
Like maybe that crazy
therapist was onto something.
No, no, no, no, no, little Brookie, no.
It's a breakthrough for you
because you know that it's him.
He doesn't know that it's you,
he's just trying to get laid.
Pop.
Boop.
Bubble of delusion.
Okay, yeah, yep.
(door opens)
Hey, what's wrong?
Yeah, they pulled a deal.
Oh no.
Why?
No idea.
Can you grab that?
It's all right, just handle your thing.
We can chat later.
We'll be okay.
(lips smacking)
Not done yet.
Damn, clueless.
I'm digging the Cheryl Horowitz vibe.
Oh, I love your boy band costume.
So cute.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Every time.
Bye.
Did he get hotter?
No, no.
We're gonna make it.
Relax.
If you're like five
minutes late, it's fine.
They should just be
grateful that you agreed
to do this at a drop of the hat.
And they're getting real Italian food
and not, I don't know, fast food burgers.
(bell ringing)
Ready.
Wow, did he respond?
No.
Well, it doesn't mean that he won't.
I'm sick of your crap.
Wait, what?
No, I'm serious, I am sick of your crap.
You are just constantly going on dates.
You don't take anything seriously.
Can't you just be happy for
someone for once in your life?
Oh, no, no witty comments,
no, off the cuff remark?
Screw you.
Seriously, it is it so
hard to just be happy?
Have you thought that maybe,
maybe you are the problem.
- Stop the car.
- No.
- Stop the car.
- No, we are almost there.
Stop the fucking car.
(car beeps)
(door opens)
[Brooke] Jane.
No, no, I have spent
all morning helping you.
One of many mornings I might add.
And you know what?
You don't wanna protect yourself.
Fine, fine, but don't
act like I'm some psycho
because of what I've seen,
it is a jungle out here.
Just you wait.
Oh my god.
Man, this is insane.
Seriously, I don't know how
much more of this I can take.
My heart feels like it's gonna explode.
Oh man, you know,
these billionaire types,
they get a sniffle, one
thing the other one wants
now they all want it.
Yeah, well, hopefully
Koach is our guy then, huh?
Hell yeah, I'm sending
over the deck now.
All right.
Hell yeah.
(upbeat music)
Hey.
Thank you for making this happen.
Of course.
And before I forget, here's
your contract for the year.
If everything looks good, we
couldn't be happier to have you
as our official catering service.
I'm really excited
to work with you guys.
Thank you.
Yes.
Oh, here, come on, come on.
Let me introduce you to everybody.
Oh, okay, okay.
(phone buzzing)
I just can't do this anymore, man.
Maybe our stuff's just not
as good as we think it is.
What should we do?
[Adam] I really don't know, man.
Maybe talk liquidation strategy.
Yeah.
I need beer for this.
(soft guitar music)
Yes.
(soft guitar music)
[Voiceover] Hello,
please leave your message after the tone.
Hey, it's me.
I know you're mad
and I know that you
want what's best for me.
And I'm sorry.
But we got the contract.
We did it, and I will pay you for today.
All right?
Call me back, I love you.
(soft guitar music)
(melancholic music)
(phone buzzing)
- Hey.
- Hi.
Today's been a shit show.
I'm going to the bar, decompress.
Probably talk exit strategy with Adam.
I'm sorry.
Is what it is.
I guess, just really thought
we had something, you know?
How was your day?
It was good, we landed the contract.
Oh, wow, that's amazing.
Congratulations, we gotta celebrate.
Yeah, definitely.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Okay, well, where do you wanna go?
I'm actually not feeling very well,
but you know, you guys should go out.
Where are you planning on going?
I was just thinking somewhere low.
I'll just like Riley's
or Bonita's or something.
(melancholic music)
That's great.
I can skip it and
just grab us some soup.
Does that work?
No, I'm good, thank you.
You guys have a good time.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
(melancholic music)
Yeah, I mean, listen, man,
if we sell all the servers,
proprietary tech, data
and pay off the lawyers,
we might be able to squeak
by without a lawsuit.
Terrific.
Another one?
I'll actually get two pina coladas.
Yeah, man, really sucks.
I really thought this was it.
Yeah.
Well, onto better things and
better ventures, I guess.
Here, here.
Oh, I gotta run.
Thank you.
You must be John,
Brooke wanted me to give
you a little message.
If you ever come near her again,
my cousin's, Vinny and Eddie
and my uncle who owns
a laundromat in Jersey,
are gonna take a little
trip out west to meet you.
You understand?
(upbeat guitar music)
Hey, buddy, don't bleed on my bar.
Back up.
Back up.
(upbeat guitar music)
(phone buzzing)
- Hello?
- Hey.
This stupid thing.
- Bob?
[Bob] I hate technology.
Bob, can you hear me?
- Hey, you there?
- Yeah.
[Bob] Brooke told me you
need money for your company.
Wait, Brooke said what?
[Bob] I'm going to invest.
(upbeat music)
Brooke?
Brooke?
Brooke?
(melancholic music)
Brooke?
Brooke?
(melancholic music)
(melancholic music continues)
Okay, I'm here.
Remind me again why we
couldn't do this online.
My boss is old school, remember?
Okay.
I will take these and I
will bring them back to you.
Brooke, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- Wait.
What?
Why did you do it?
I don't have time for this.
Brooke, did you get my voice mails?
Yes, and I don't believe for one second
that you didn't know it was me.
Of course I knew it was you.
I just thought you wanted to
have a pina colada moment.
What?
You know like the song
like where the classifieds
and the couple and the...
Brooke, I knew it was you the whole time.
I've spent thousands and
thousands of hours talking to you.
I just thought that's how
you wanted to reconnect.
And that's what I thought
we were doing until,
Tiffany.
Yeah, she is spirited.
Yeah.
Bob told me what you did.
Well, call me stupid,
but I want you to be happy.
Whether or not that's with me.
You deserve to see your
vision come to life.
And you can thank Jane, she's
the one that made the call.
I did.
I called Jane.
She's why you're here.
What's he talking about?
I mean, I might be a
cold unfeeling reptile,
but I care about you
and you're obviously a
lot happier with him.
So, you guys are proof of
true love or whatever, blah.
Be together, please.
Okay, but that doesn't make
any sense why we're here.
Papers that you're holding
are the deed to this house.
They're in your name.
I know how much this place means to you
and I wanted you to have it
even if you don't still want me.
[Jane] Okay, yeah,
got it, gotta exit now.
Thank you.
Yeah.
(birds chirping)
Yeah, sure.
John, I don't wanna
live here without you.
Thank God.
I don't wanna live anywhere without you.
All of this has taught me
just how much you mean to me.
Melissa.
Here you go, and congratulations.
Yay, and all the fun stuff.
(upbeat music)
So, can we consider
ourselves off the market?
Always and forever
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
(soft guitar music)
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Don't mind, feel right, waiting
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Ghosts I know, don't mind
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Don't mind, feel right
Waiting, day, daylight, get back
Ghosts I know don't mind, waiting
Feel right, ghosts I know
In the daylight, dark side, daylight
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
Somebody help me, colder
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
In the daylight, dark side, daylight
Waiting, feel right, ghosts I know
Somebody help me, colder
I don't feel right in the day light
Spending all my nights
on the dark side
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
I could cave in, but I'm waiting
Holding onto a light that's fading
Trying to find a place for
all these ghosts I know
'Cause the night feels long
But my heart gets colder
Day by day, I break away
I don't feel right in the daylight
Spending all my nights
on the dark side
Somebody help me find
a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Feel right, feel right
Nights waiting, somebody
help me find a way
Help me find a way to get back home
Your heartbeat sounds
to me like freedom
Oh you keep me wild
All the stars in the sky
All the lines on the highway
Oh they keep us coming alive
You grab my hand in the dark
Lightning straight to my heart
Oh you get me every time
Don't want anything new
Ain't got nothing to lose
All I need is beside
me in the front seat
Something about you,
the open road and me
Some kind of new American dream