Ouija Shark 2 (2022) Movie Script
1
(soft music)
- [Anthony] My name is Anthony,
and this is my story.
It seems so very long ago,
but only a few short
months have passed
since my life came
to an abrupt end.
My daughter, Jill discovered
a Ouija board while swimming.
She should have realized
that it was drawn to
her metaphysical aura.
She made the mistake of
the using the spirit board
with her new friends.
The psychic backlash
was catastrophic.
Ouija shark had been
released into our world.
It fed on the physical
and spiritual essence
of every soul it encountered.
Jill had to reach
out for my help.
It had been a long time
since we last spoke,
my knowledge of the
occult would be useful.
I consulted a medium to
draw myself into the fray.
This ultimately led to my death
at the fins of Ouija shark.
Somehow I was not immediately
dispatched to the afterlife.
I remained behind to
confront and weaken
the raging leviathan.
Jill used what she learned
from me to defeat Ouija shark,
the creature and
the board vanished
from our plane of existence.
My daughter encountered
the human pond
responsible for
summoning the beast.
She has since gone missing.
As for me,
I'm now cursed to walk among
the retched and the damned
in the very bows of hell itself.
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
- You just had to play
the hero, didn't you?
Strike that.
You always were a hero.
Thank you for helping our
daughter in her time of need.
I think you're the one
that needs a hero now.
I promise not to let you down.
I've made an appointment
with the medium
you contacted before you died.
Hopefully, she can shed
some light on the subject.
Farewell, Anthony,
but not goodbye.
We'll be reunited in
this world or another.
(dreamy music)
- [Anthony] Cressida.
Cressida.
Cressida!
(soft music)
- Oh, she'll be here any minute.
I hope she isn't too angry.
What the heck am I
gonna say to her?
Gee, I'm sorry your
husband died in my parlor
fighting a ghostly shark.
Yeah right.
She's gonna kill me.
(doorbell ringing)
She's here.
What would you do, Brutus?
You're a lot of help.
(doorbell ringing)
Mama told me there'd
be days like this.
(soft music)
- Pardon me for
letting myself in.
I hope I didn't catch
you at a bad time.
- No, it's okay.
I just didn't
expect you to be so
exactly on time for
your appointment.
I'm Cressida.
- Illyana.
Gee, I'm sorry your
husband died in my parlor
fighting a ghostly shark.
- I know you didn't
have anything to do
with my husband's death.
I would've sensed it.
- I see.
So you also have a
connection to the occult,
just like your husband.
- I'm still learning.
I have some latent
psychic abilities.
- Won't you please sit down.
- Thank you.
Now then, tell me what happened.
- Your husband came here
hoping to make
contact with a shark.
He wanted to distract it.
I warned him against it,
but there was no
reasoning with him.
He called on the shark and
the shark came for him.
- Heroics, I can't say
that I'm surprised.
Are there any signs
remaining of the battle?
- No, I looked everywhere.
They completely disappeared.
I don't understand
how that's possible.
- Anything's possible.
The events you describe
leave me with some
unanswered questions.
- Such as?
- Is my husband really dead.
He would've prepared himself
for an unearthly confrontation.
- Wait, he actually knew
what was going to happen?
Then he might have of--
- Allowed for a way to escape.
It's my only hope.
- Sure, but
how can we go about
figuring out what he did?
- We?
- I'm too mixed up in all
of this to back out now,
besides I think I owe it to him
and myself.
- All right.
It'll be a relief
to share the burden.
Just one more question.
- Yes?
- If Anthony still exists,
then where is he?
- Let's consult
the crystal ball.
- Good idea.
(dramatic music)
- Mystic shield.
(gorilla grunting)
(dramatic music)
Fireball.
(dramatic music)
(grunting)
Ooh.
Pulse blast.
(soft music)
Can you talk?
Who sent you?
Why did you attack me?
You're not going anywhere
until I get some answers.
- [Gorilla] Or I can speak
to you through telepathy.
We who are many were
sent to attack you by.
- By who?
Tell me.
- [Gorilla] Master,
Master Caldura.
He wants you eliminated.
He wants your head on
the end of a sword.
He wants.
- I think I get what he wants.
Does this Caldura also
control the Ouija shark?
- [Gorilla] Do not
speak its name.
To name the beast
as akin to calling.
(dramatic music)
- Wait.
Wait.
(soft music)
A second death for that
poor manipulated creature
or whatever you call it when
a tortured soul has been
erased from the afterlife.
I have a name
and I have a direction.
It's more than I've
had in a long time.
I'm coming for you, Caldura. .
I'm coming for you
and your murderous little pet.
(soft music)
- This is getting us nowhere.
I thought making contact
would be easier than this.
- It does seem
like there's more psychic
interference than usual.
Could he be blocking us?
- That's a good point.
If he's in danger,
it's likely he wouldn't want
to involve of anyone else.
- Maybe we don't
have to contact him.
There are other ways to
discover his location.
- Please explain.
- Let me think.
I have an idea.
Ta-da.
- What is it?
- It's a seeing stone.
We can use it with
the crystal ball
to see Anthony in
his surroundings.
- Clever girl.
Let's try it.
- Place this in your left hand.
Now, gimme your other hand.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Fill your mind with
thoughts of Anthony.
Concentrate.
(soft music)
- Something's happening.
I can feel it.
- Look into the crystal ball.
- There's Anthony.
It looks like he's in,
in--
- He's in hell,
the fifth circle of
hell to be precise.
- He's involved in some
kind of conflict, battle.
- Sadly, that makes sense.
- How so?
- The fifth circle is reserved
for vindictive spirits.
Their anger pushes them
into eternal combat.
- He's gone after the shark.
He's still hunting it.
- I think you're right.
- Well, we can't
leave him there.
We have to save him.
- It's not gonna be easy.
I don't know anyone
who's ever escaped from hell.
- You seem to be a resilient
and talented young woman.
Don't you have any ideas?
- I think breaking outta Hades
is beyond my particular
set of skills.
What you need is a
powerful necromancer,
someone trained in
raising the dead.
- Sounds good.
Where can I find one of those?
- There are only a few
left in the entire world.
I personally only know one.
- Then there's still a
chance to bring back Anthony.
Who is this person?
- Well.
- This is no time for cold feet.
Who is it?
- It's.
It's my mama.
- Let's pay her visit.
- I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.
- Illyana.
- We're not on the best
of terms these days.
- Family trouble?
- The worst.
- I understand.
Really.
Just tell me where
I can find her
and I'll go see her on my own.
- It could turn out
to be a fatal mistake,
besides I said I would help you.
- You have helped
me more than anyone.
Look,
once I've spoken to her,
I'll come back here
to plan our next move.
- I don't feel good about this.
It seems to be no other way.
Mama lives deep in the
forest, behind his house.
It's an enchanted forest.
It helps with her work.
- All right, I'll go now.
Anything else I should know?
- She doesn't like visitors
and she's pretty mean spirited.
- I can handle it.
I'll also put in a good word
for you while I'm there.
- I don't think dropping my
name will help you very much.
- We'll see.
- Good luck, Cressida.
You're gonna need it.
(hopeful music)
I bet she's a great mom.
(Brutus meowing)
(glass breaking)
Brutus!
Bad cat.
Get back here with
that seeing stone!
(dark music)
- It's no use.
Hell is just no fun.
I'm gonna kill Britney
when I see her again.
(dark music)
Ah!
- OMG, that thing ate Betty.
Ugh, the bitch deserved it.
(dark music)
No.
Don't.
No!
(whistling)
- That's more than
enough out of you.
Let's not forget who the
real master is around here.
Look at me,
a shadow of my former evil self
resorting to
feeding bikini girls
to my spirit animal
just to keep it under control.
(shark snarling)
(dark music)
- Oh, yuck.
I hate it when it does that.
- Shut up Betty.
- For years without end,
I have possessed and
impersonated the rich
and the powerful.
No one was beyond my influence.
Kings, presidents, stockbrokers,
all bent to my will.
I used different spirit animals
in several places
around the world
to achieve my goals.
In Russia, it was a brown bear.
In India, I summoned a tiger.
In Australia,
it was ewe,
weird place.
Then I dreamed up what should
have been my master stroke,
a shark,
a great white shark.
It should have been the
perfect killing machine.
That's when the
unthinkable happened,
my plans were ruined by one man.
His interference
led to my banishment
and the defeat of
my spirit animal.
- He looks like a beatnik.
- Anthony Struggle,
how I loathe his name.
I take some solace
in the knowledge he
died in the process.
He's here now,
tracking us,
a decision he will soon regret.
(laughs)
- Cuddly gads, daddy-o.
You're nothing but a wet rag.
(tense music)
(screaming)
(chuckling)
- Let that serve as
a lesson to you all.
- I've been putting
up with crap like this
since I died in 1956.
- I see you bikini girls
are despondent and bored.
Well, I know how to liven
things up around here.
(upbeat music)
I'm the hottest
Not so modest
I'm bring the heat
to the underworld
Hooray
My slaves are all a happy
As a shark in heat
With me, Caldura in charge
I'm a hit in Hades
With the ladies
I can't be beat
with my fire balls
You can roast a
weenie over a kitten
But why
With me, Caldura in charge
And until my living
world domination
YOu'll just have to settle
for that cold imitation
Everything is spicier
with heat appreciation
And me, Caldura in charge
He's 100,000
Degrees
No, we mean ancient
Oh
He's the top of
the thermometer
Just the tip
It's the heat
not the humidity
With me, Caldura in charge
(upbeat music)
Hear that sizzle
He's the shizzle
Turn on my coven
Like an oven
Dancing with the devil
in the blazing heat
With me
Caldura in charge
(applause)
Now, let us prepare
for the inevitable advent
of my most hated rival
and his complete and
utter destruction.
(evil laughter)
(dark music)
(gentle music)
- Beautiful.
Simply gorgeous.
(gentle music)
Are you all trying
to tell me something?
I sure could use a
little help here.
(fire roaring)
That's got to be it.
(gentle music)
(dark music)
- So,
you must be death.
The silent treatment?
Really?
Why don't you just tell
me why you're here.
Okay.
Maybe I'm communicating
in the wrong way.
Let's try this.
Pick a card, any card,
Right.
I got that part.
You're death.
Let's try again.
Huh?
Third time's a charm, I guess.
Interesting,
but not very helpful.
Maybe we better
try something else.
Should conduct some
kind of seance?
Meditation?
How about electronic
voice phenomenon?
Please, anything
but a Ouija board?
- The near death experience
will suffice in this case.
- I couldn't get any
nearer than this.
Shouldn't we have
met some time ago
considering the circumstances?
- That's just it, Anthony.
You've got it all wrong.
You see, you're not dead.
- Not dead?
You could have fooled me.
I'm discorporate.
And this happens to be hell.
- True,
though you did take
some precautions.
- Great fices.
Before my brief
encounter with the shark,
I invoked the voluminous
voice of Orpheus.
- That's right.
Orpheus used his spell binding
voice to convince Hades
to release his wife
from the underworld.
- Of course.
It's all up to my
wife, Cressida.
She should be able
to bring me back.
I just need to let
her know somehow.
- I'm afraid you also
blocked all human contact
before rushing it into battle.
- Yeah,
I sure did.
So unless she figures
that out on her own,
I guess I'm stuck here.
- That appears to be the case.
- What if I challenge
you to a game?
Maybe then.
- Contrary to popular belief,
I don't do that sort of thing.
You'll just have to trust
in the power of love.
- Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
Wait, if I can't do any thing,
why did you bother
showing up here?
Aren't you kind of
busy these days?
- Oh, I'm always busy.
Business is booming.
I just wanted you to know
that I don't endorse the actions
of this spirit shark
or those of its master.
- You don't?
But I thought.
- The creature technically
serves my ends,
but I don't agree
with its methods,
too many loopholes.
- I see.
In a way I'd be helping you
by getting rid of
those two monsters.
- In a way.
- Too bad I've gotta
go about it all alone.
- Oh Anthony,
that's your fatal flaw.
You think you have to
do everything yourself.
You're not alone.
You're never alone.
(dark music)
(gentle music)
- This can't be it.
Looks like an old tree fort,
something a kid would play in.
(gentle music)
Nobody's home.
(suspenseful music)
Hard to believe, but
looks like this is the place.
Why would someone want
to live like this?
- That's none of your business.
- You must be,
that is Illyana's mother.
- The name's Terra.
Who are you, one of those
big city, social workers?
Illyana's old enough
to live on her own.
- My name's Cressida.
I came to ask for your help.
- Not interested.
Shove off.
- Wait, you don't understand.
This is actually a
matter of life and death.
- It usually is.
Who sent you here?
Was it my daughter?
- Yes, she--
- She should have known better.
Just leave me alone.
(soft music)
- Hey, I'm not gonna let you go.
- Keep your distance.
Don't you come near me.
- I won't.
I'm sorry.
Honestly.
It's just that I'm,
I'm so desperate.
- Come on, but don't
follow too close.
(mystic music)
Okay.
So why are you here?
You better make it good.
- My husband is in hell.
- So?
What makes him any
different for most husbands?
- No, I mean literally in hell.
He used his mystic powers to
follow a murderous ghost shark
back to its lair.
- Well, I gotta admit
that's a good one.
Go on.
- We believe he may have cast
a spell to protect himself.
- Who's we?
- Me
and your daughter, Illyana.
- When is she going to learn?
She just can't leave
well enough alone.
- She misses you.
I can tell.
- Don't blow your chance.
Stick to the story.
- Right.
We, I think that Anthony
conducted some sort of ritual
that allowed him to return
from that other dimension.
- I see.
You actually want me
to raise the dead?
- No, nothing like that.
We just need to
learn what he did
that may allow for his return.
- There's that we, again.
- Please.
- Follow me.
Sit down over there.
(soft music)
Now,
focus your mind's eye
on the task at hand.
That's it.
Use your third eye chakra
and look beyond
the physical realm.
- I can't do it, I just can't.
I don't understand.
I've been told I have
psychic abilities,
but I just can't use them.
- You're resisting.
If you're afraid.
- I don't wanna hear it.
- Well, you better hear it.
The more you open up
the easier this will be.
- I'll try again.
- This time, I'll help you.
(mystical music)
- We did it.
I know what to do now.
The answer was
inside me all along.
- As I knew it would be.
Go.
There's nothing more
I can do for you.
- Come with me.
Forgive me for meddling, but
your daughter needs you.
Stop living in her
childhood tree fort
and reconcile your differences.
She still loves you.
I'm just trying to help
you as you've helped me.
- I appreciate your
concern really.
Perhaps I'll see
her again someday.
(soft music)
- Wait.
Thank you.
I've gotta get back to Illyana.
(dark music)
- This is it.
And there's the shark.
That must be Master Caldura.
I have to get closer
without being spotted.
(dark music)
(sighs)
- What's going on?
Who's out there?
(suspenseful music)
- No.
- Not again.
Oh.
- Anthony, is that you?
You're late.
We've been expecting
you for some time.
(suspenseful music)
- I'm here for the shark.
Release your wicked influence
over that poor deluded creature.
- You are mistaken.
This shark is pure evil,
with or without
my manipulations.
However, if you
really want the shark,
by all means, come and get him.
- That's exactly
what I'm going to do.
- Mirror of narcissists.
(suspenseful music)
- Hey, watch where
youre firing those things.
(suspenseful music)
You're not the only one who
can use magic around here.
(suspenseful music)
He's on the run.
Finish him.
(tense music)
Fool.
You never stood a
chance against us.
You are about to learn
a very painful lesson.
(dark music)
- Illyana,
I'm back.
You home?
- You're back.
Oh, thank goodness.
I was so worried.
Sorry.
I really shouldn't
be that forward.
A hugger, I guess.
- It's okay.
We're friends.
- Friends can hug, right?
- Friends can hug.
- Oh, you met my
mother, didn't you?
I'm so glad she
didn't eat you up.
Oh, you know what I mean.
What happened?
- Well, she certainly was
a little abrasive at first.
- Oh, I knew it.
Did you, did you mention me?
What did, what did
she say about me?
- I did.
She, I have to be honest here.
She doesn't think you
should get involved.
- Oh.
- I can't blame her for that.
What we're doing is going
to get very dangerous.
- Do you agree with her?
Should I stay out of it?
- I think you're a
competent young woman
who can make her own decisions.
- Thanks.
I wish my mom would
say things like that.
- She did say that she'd
like to see you again
one day.
- Really?
Well, at least that's something.
- I think so too.
She helped me, Illyana.
- Do you know how to
bring back Anthony?
- I do.
- Yes!
He's gonna be so
happy to see you.
- Illyana, there's
something I should tell you.
I walked out on Anthony
a few years ago.
I also abandoned
our daughter, Jill.
- Well, I'm sure you
had your reasons.
- I did, but none of
them seem important now.
Maybe what we're doing
will make up for all that.
- Yeah.
What are we waiting for?
Let's save him.
- I'll need you to establish
a visual connection,
just like last time.
- Got it.
- Once we can see him,
I should be able to
construct a psychic link.
Unless.
- Unless what?
I don't like this,
you sound worried.
- It's Anthony
I'm worried about.
If he resists us,
we won't be able to
do a thing for him.
- Why would he resist?
Everyone needs help sometimes.
- You don't know
the man like me.
He's self reliant to a fault.
- Then we'll just
have to do our best.
- Let's get started.
- I almost forgot.
We need the seeing stone.
(dark music)
- Once we've destroyed you,
your world will be defenseless.
(shark growls)
We shall make a
smoking ruin out of it
just for kicks.
(tense music)
(screaming)
- Oh hell no.
(screaming)
(tense music)
- And now pitiful magician,
this shark's gonna kill you.
(screaming)
- Cressida, hear me.
(screaming)
- There's nothing anyone
can do for you now.
(evil laughter)
(screaming)
- Nothing so far.
I just don't understand it.
Cressida, what's wrong?
- It, it's Anthony.
He's in some kind of trouble.
- Look, there's
something coming through.
- There he is.
- And there's the shark.
- I have to concentrate.
Help me to focus.
- Cressida!
Hear me.
Hear me.
Oh.
- No!
- Anthony.
Anthony.
- Oh my gosh.
We did it.
Is he gonna be okay?
- He's breathing,
so that's a start.
Lift him up.
- Caldura,
no.
The shark,
they're coming.
- He's delirious.
Let's get him to the couch.
(soft music)
(dark music)
(evil laughter)
(screaming)
(phone vibrating)
- [Jill] Daddy.
- Jill?
Is that you?
- I'm right here, Dad.
- Jill!
- What's wrong, dear?
Are you okay?
- Why did you do it, dad?
Why did you make mom go away?
- I didn't,
at least I didn't mean to.
- It doesn't matter.
She's still gone.
- I'm sorry, Jill.
- It's all this magic stuff.
When are you gonna grow up?
- Now, Jill,
I know it's hard to believe,
but my research suggests
that the Astral plane
has become unbalanced.
- You're unbalanced.
Just listen to yourself.
This is why mom left us.
- But.
- Have you ever wondered
why I don't bring any of
my friends around here?
They think you're crazy.
The last thing I need
is for them to see
you acting like this.
I'd never hear the end of it.
It won't be long before
I leave for college.
What will you do then?
- I'll manage.
- I doubt it.
You said you'd take care of me.
You can't even take
care of yourself.
- If only I could
make you understand.
- Daddy?
Daddy, what's happening to me?
You'd promised you'd
always keep me safe.
You promised.
- Jill.
- Daddy.
- Jill!
(dark music)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
No, no!
What's going on?
- You're awake.
Thank goodness.
- Cressida?
Where am I?
- You're back at my place.
It's like you never left.
- Illyana?
Then it's true.
I'm back.
- Just take it easy.
You've been through a lot.
- There's no time for that.
Oh.
- You've literally
been through hell.
You need some time
to recuperate.
- But?
- You're still just
as stubborn as ever.
- Can I get you something?
A drink of water,
something to eat?
- Please.
Just tell me how
you got me back.
- We used the seeing stone.
- And the crystal ball.
- To pinpoint your location.
- Then I created a psychic link,
which allowed us to--
- Hold on, hold on.
I get it.
We're in all kinds of trouble.
- That's all behind you
now, like a bad dream.
You're safe.
- I don't think so.
Wait,
Cressida.
It's really you.
(soft music)
I knew you could do it.
- Well, you know, I
did have some help.
- I wanna get up.
Thank you so much for.
- [Cressida] She's a hugger.
- I never would've guessed.
Ooh.
I think I better sit down again.
Hey,
how did I get in my pajamas?
- I brought them.
I didn't know what state you'd
be in once we rescued you.
- I wasn't,
you know?
- Oh, heavens no.
We just needed to get you
out of those other clothes.
They smelled like,
well, you know.
- Hell.
Yeah.
Look, I don't mean
to sound ungrateful,
but we really do have a problem.
- What is it?
- Dragging me from hell
probably left a
door open someplace.
If Caldura finds it,
figures out how to use it.
- Who's Caldura?
- The powerful demon
behind Ouija shark.
We have to prepare for
his inevitable arrival.
- I'm sorry, I had no idea.
- It's not your fault.
You did what you
thought was best.
I have missed you so much.
(soft music)
- Nothing can stop us now
that we're together again.
- So what are we gonna do?
- We?
- It's we now.
- Okay.
It's we now.
- Yes.
- We need to go to my place,
I mean our home.
I can teach you both some
spells along the way.
- Perfect.
- Everything we need is there.
(rumbling)
- Oh no, don't tell me.
- I'll need my work clothes.
(dramatic music)
Hell's are popping.
(dramatic music)
We better get moving.
(dramatic music)
(police sirens)
(rumbling)
(shark growls
(sirens blaring)
- Ha, take that Sharky boy.
(growling)
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(grunting)
(shark growls)
He's gone.
(screaming)
(burp)
(dramatic music)
- Would you look at that?
- I can't believe it.
- This is the last straw.
We're moving to the country
where this stuff never happens.
- But?
- Let's go.
- Goodbye city life.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, what's your problem?
(dramatic music)
(man screams)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(sirens blaring)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
- That looked like my ex's car.
- Nice world you have here.
I think I'll make it mine.
(dramatic music)
I'll need to evict
the previous tenants,
but first
an upgrade.
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(police sirens)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
- Whoa, that must have
been so bad sushi.
(sirens blaring)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
- You ain't seen
nothing yet, folks.
Watch this.
Grow my monster.
Grow.
(dramatic music)
- This is Tom Harris
with a nightly news
12 special report.
The ghostly shark seen
shooting balls of fire
around the city
earlier this evening
has now grown to
massive proportions.
- Hey, what are you
doing standing around?
Can't you see a huge shark
is wrecking the city?
- I'm doing a news
report about it.
- Oh, hi mom.
Later, dude.
(dramatic music)
(evil laughter)
- Yes.
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
- It's no use.
- Don't lose hope, Anthony.
It's not like you.
Have a cookie.
- You made cookies
at a time like this.
- You're doing research and
Illyana's monitoring the news.
I had to do something
to keep busy.
- Thanks.
Wait.
- Everything all right?
- I've tried everything
from automatic writing
to Zodiac signs.
I just can't find a way to
effectively challenge Caldura
or his shark.
- Maybe you missed something.
- Most likely.
At this point, I'd give a
serious shot to a magic 8-ball.
- Oh, I've always wanted
one of one of those.
- We should consult the book
of changes one more time.
- I guess it's worth a try.
- Hey, check it out.
Caldura and the shark
are on the news.
- Turn it up.
- [Announcer] Spookshow Theater,
tonight on channel 12.
- [Reporter] The shark continues
its rampage through downtown
and no one is quite sure what
this mysterious individual
has to do with it.
Back to you in the studio.
- He's using a Ouija board
to control the shark.
- He can't exert his influence
in this world without it.
- If only we could
get it away from him.
- We'd have to get
through that shark first.
- He certainly chose
an imposing familiar.
- Yes.
Wait, that's it.
Cressida, you've done it again.
- What is it, Anthony?
- The answer lies in the yin
and the yang.
- Nice balls.
Sorry.
- Every force must have its
opposite or contrary form.
It just stands to reason.
Caldura has his familiar.
I have to find mine.
- That makes sense.
- How will you choose it?
- I'll use the taro cards.
They're my strongest
connection to the mystic realm.
(exciting music)
The four of swords.
Of course.
The answer is obvious.
- It is?
- You'd better explain.
- The animal associated with
this card is an alligator.
I happened to see one
while I was in hell.
It's no coincidence.
- Okay, so how are
we going to go about
connecting with this creature?
- We don't do anything.
I have to do this on my own.
- Not this again.
When are you going to trust
anyone other than yourself?
- I trust you and
Illyana with my life.
This isn't about that.
I simply need to meditate.
(mystical music)
You do believe me don't you?
- More than ever before.
- This was a lot easier
for my hip replacement.
- Hip replacement?
- Don't ask.
- How long do you
think this will take?
(mystical music)
(growling)
(soft music)
- Let's take a look.
(exciting music)
- Oh wow.
- It's nice to finally
meet you face to face.
You already know what to do.
We're all counting
on you, Tarot Gator.
(hopeful music)
(tense music)
(growling)
- Whoa. I think
my ex's building.
(radio chatter)
- [Man] Well be in range
in five seconds.
Stay clear of the
platform, releasing now.
(radio chatter)
Release successful.
All clear.
ALO delivered,
heading back to base.
Look out!
- [Man] Please put
your raft down.
- [Man] We only get
one shot at this thing.
(mumbles)
Fire.
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(zapping)
(explosion)
Incoming!
Fall back.
- Retreat.
- All aggression will
meet with similar results.
Submit now.
What was that?
(tense music)
(sirens wailing)
(low drone)
(pulsating)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
(explosion)
(whooshing)
(explosion)
(pulsating)
(explosion)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
Oh, hey, stop that.
(tense music)
- Hey, that was my ex.
(laughs)
(tense music)
- Now you're gonna get it.
(tense music)
- A gigantic alligator
is now squaring off
against the shark.
Where these monsters came
from is anyone's guess.
- Hey, you still here?
Don't you know enough
to get off the streets.
Hey ma, I got your take out.
I'll be home soon.
(tense music)
- Great Scott!
(dramatic music)
- Okay.
I think we better spread out.
Did we leave the TV on?
- [Announcer] We now return
you to Spookshow Theater
already in progress.
- So here's how Bernie's
gonna win in in 2016.
- Oh, it's a,
it's a Ouija shark!
- [Bernie Supporter] Oh,
I'm getting outta here.
(dramatic music)
- How can we do
anything against that?
- We'll need to
focus on Caldura.
If we can take him down.
- Maybe Ouija shark
will go down with him.
- Right.
Let's go.
(dramatic music)
- Anthony, should have known
you were behind this new beast.
Not very original.
- Can't let 'em distract me.
I've gotta focus my powers.
- Nice try,
but it's going to be even
harder this time, Anthony.
I'm at my peak strength.
I see you brought along
some friends this time.
That was a bad decision.
Don't you realize you
put them in peril?
- Smashing shield.
- I hope we don't regret this.
- Don't be too hard on her.
She did manage to protect
herself after all.
(dramatic music)
- Let's finish this.
(dramatic music)
- You all just a
little too green
to have any real
chance against me.
(dramatic music)
- [Man] Primary target
currently distracted.
Retreat orders canceled.
Attack while the
enemy is occupied.
- [Man] Roger tango.
Im on it!
- [Pilot] Oops.
(dramatic music)
Fall back.
(dramatic music)
- Wow.
I knew it.
I knew this would happened.
I told you all.
I knew it.
- Hey pal, watch it.
- This is my corner
your standing on.
- Your corner?
- Yeah.
(dramatic music)
- Time to drop the curtain.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
(dramatic music)
The weakest link has fallen.
Soon, you will all--
What?
- Nobody does that to my
daughter and gets away with it.
(dramatic music)
- Mama,
you came here for me?
(tense music)
I think we've all had
just about enough of you.
(hopeful music)
- No.
You can't.
(hopeful music)
(growling)
(growling)
(man screaming)
(explosion)
(distant screaming)
(growling)
- Yeah, we did it!
Wait mom?
Where'd she go?
Did anyone see where she went?
- Come with me, sweetheart.
It's been an eventful day.
(sirens blaring)
- Later Gator,
and thanks for everything.
(gentle music)
- Illyana, Anthony,
everything is ready to go.
- She'll be here in a moment.
- What's keeping her?
- She's a little anxious.
- I'm so excited.
It's gonna be great.
- It's just a modest ceremony,
welcoming you into our circle.
- So that kind of makes
us like family, right?
- We are a family.
Let me be the first
to welcome you to it.
- My turn.
- I only wish that
mama were here.
- She'll be back.
She came when you
needed her the most.
- I hope so.
- We have some gifts for you.
- Oh boy.
First we present you
with the cup of life.
It bears your emotions
and creativity.
Be careful not to let it spill
(mystical music)
- Wine.
(mystical music)
- This is a magic wand.
Through it, you can focus
your passion and your purpose.
It can bend,
but it should never break.
(mystical music)
- I love it.
(mystical music)
- Next is a coin
marked with a pentagon.
This represents
your physical needs.
- May the pureness of your heart
always be abundant enough
to share with others.
- Thank you.
- And finally, the sword.
It stands for confrontation,
but also for courage.
Conflict is inevitable,
but how you handle it is
what's most important.
(mystical music)
- I promise to use
these gifts wisely.
- That's good.
We're going to need that wisdom
to find our daughter, Jill.
- I won't let you down.
This sword has me thinking,
is Caldura really gone
for good?
And that shark?
- The answer lies in vigilance.
From this moment forward,
we must vow to always stand
against any mystic menace
that threatens our world.
Apart, we'll always
be vulnerable,
but together,
we're Tarot Force!
(dramatic music)
Shark attack
Time to feast
Shark attack
Til I bleed
Shark attack
Munch, munch, munch
Shark attack
He will eat people by the
(metal music)
Once
(gentle music)
Hey, now,
look what I found.
I sure hope this works.
(mystical music)
- Oh crap.
- Super.
(rock music)
The monsters are at the gate
They've surely
sealed your fate
There's no where to turn
And now where to run
There's only one more chance
A spinning saviors lance
The good and righteous ones
Tarot force
Mystic shield
Mystic shield
(rock music)
(screaming rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
(rock music)
Only the chosen ones
(screaming rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
There's never been
a force as precious
(rock music)
A generation safe
from the clutch of
Caldura
(rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
- Well, little guy,
guess this is hell.
Man, does it ever suck.
- You got that right sister.
(growling)
(soft music)
(soft music)
- [Anthony] My name is Anthony,
and this is my story.
It seems so very long ago,
but only a few short
months have passed
since my life came
to an abrupt end.
My daughter, Jill discovered
a Ouija board while swimming.
She should have realized
that it was drawn to
her metaphysical aura.
She made the mistake of
the using the spirit board
with her new friends.
The psychic backlash
was catastrophic.
Ouija shark had been
released into our world.
It fed on the physical
and spiritual essence
of every soul it encountered.
Jill had to reach
out for my help.
It had been a long time
since we last spoke,
my knowledge of the
occult would be useful.
I consulted a medium to
draw myself into the fray.
This ultimately led to my death
at the fins of Ouija shark.
Somehow I was not immediately
dispatched to the afterlife.
I remained behind to
confront and weaken
the raging leviathan.
Jill used what she learned
from me to defeat Ouija shark,
the creature and
the board vanished
from our plane of existence.
My daughter encountered
the human pond
responsible for
summoning the beast.
She has since gone missing.
As for me,
I'm now cursed to walk among
the retched and the damned
in the very bows of hell itself.
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
- You just had to play
the hero, didn't you?
Strike that.
You always were a hero.
Thank you for helping our
daughter in her time of need.
I think you're the one
that needs a hero now.
I promise not to let you down.
I've made an appointment
with the medium
you contacted before you died.
Hopefully, she can shed
some light on the subject.
Farewell, Anthony,
but not goodbye.
We'll be reunited in
this world or another.
(dreamy music)
- [Anthony] Cressida.
Cressida.
Cressida!
(soft music)
- Oh, she'll be here any minute.
I hope she isn't too angry.
What the heck am I
gonna say to her?
Gee, I'm sorry your
husband died in my parlor
fighting a ghostly shark.
Yeah right.
She's gonna kill me.
(doorbell ringing)
She's here.
What would you do, Brutus?
You're a lot of help.
(doorbell ringing)
Mama told me there'd
be days like this.
(soft music)
- Pardon me for
letting myself in.
I hope I didn't catch
you at a bad time.
- No, it's okay.
I just didn't
expect you to be so
exactly on time for
your appointment.
I'm Cressida.
- Illyana.
Gee, I'm sorry your
husband died in my parlor
fighting a ghostly shark.
- I know you didn't
have anything to do
with my husband's death.
I would've sensed it.
- I see.
So you also have a
connection to the occult,
just like your husband.
- I'm still learning.
I have some latent
psychic abilities.
- Won't you please sit down.
- Thank you.
Now then, tell me what happened.
- Your husband came here
hoping to make
contact with a shark.
He wanted to distract it.
I warned him against it,
but there was no
reasoning with him.
He called on the shark and
the shark came for him.
- Heroics, I can't say
that I'm surprised.
Are there any signs
remaining of the battle?
- No, I looked everywhere.
They completely disappeared.
I don't understand
how that's possible.
- Anything's possible.
The events you describe
leave me with some
unanswered questions.
- Such as?
- Is my husband really dead.
He would've prepared himself
for an unearthly confrontation.
- Wait, he actually knew
what was going to happen?
Then he might have of--
- Allowed for a way to escape.
It's my only hope.
- Sure, but
how can we go about
figuring out what he did?
- We?
- I'm too mixed up in all
of this to back out now,
besides I think I owe it to him
and myself.
- All right.
It'll be a relief
to share the burden.
Just one more question.
- Yes?
- If Anthony still exists,
then where is he?
- Let's consult
the crystal ball.
- Good idea.
(dramatic music)
- Mystic shield.
(gorilla grunting)
(dramatic music)
Fireball.
(dramatic music)
(grunting)
Ooh.
Pulse blast.
(soft music)
Can you talk?
Who sent you?
Why did you attack me?
You're not going anywhere
until I get some answers.
- [Gorilla] Or I can speak
to you through telepathy.
We who are many were
sent to attack you by.
- By who?
Tell me.
- [Gorilla] Master,
Master Caldura.
He wants you eliminated.
He wants your head on
the end of a sword.
He wants.
- I think I get what he wants.
Does this Caldura also
control the Ouija shark?
- [Gorilla] Do not
speak its name.
To name the beast
as akin to calling.
(dramatic music)
- Wait.
Wait.
(soft music)
A second death for that
poor manipulated creature
or whatever you call it when
a tortured soul has been
erased from the afterlife.
I have a name
and I have a direction.
It's more than I've
had in a long time.
I'm coming for you, Caldura. .
I'm coming for you
and your murderous little pet.
(soft music)
- This is getting us nowhere.
I thought making contact
would be easier than this.
- It does seem
like there's more psychic
interference than usual.
Could he be blocking us?
- That's a good point.
If he's in danger,
it's likely he wouldn't want
to involve of anyone else.
- Maybe we don't
have to contact him.
There are other ways to
discover his location.
- Please explain.
- Let me think.
I have an idea.
Ta-da.
- What is it?
- It's a seeing stone.
We can use it with
the crystal ball
to see Anthony in
his surroundings.
- Clever girl.
Let's try it.
- Place this in your left hand.
Now, gimme your other hand.
- What am I supposed to do?
- Fill your mind with
thoughts of Anthony.
Concentrate.
(soft music)
- Something's happening.
I can feel it.
- Look into the crystal ball.
- There's Anthony.
It looks like he's in,
in--
- He's in hell,
the fifth circle of
hell to be precise.
- He's involved in some
kind of conflict, battle.
- Sadly, that makes sense.
- How so?
- The fifth circle is reserved
for vindictive spirits.
Their anger pushes them
into eternal combat.
- He's gone after the shark.
He's still hunting it.
- I think you're right.
- Well, we can't
leave him there.
We have to save him.
- It's not gonna be easy.
I don't know anyone
who's ever escaped from hell.
- You seem to be a resilient
and talented young woman.
Don't you have any ideas?
- I think breaking outta Hades
is beyond my particular
set of skills.
What you need is a
powerful necromancer,
someone trained in
raising the dead.
- Sounds good.
Where can I find one of those?
- There are only a few
left in the entire world.
I personally only know one.
- Then there's still a
chance to bring back Anthony.
Who is this person?
- Well.
- This is no time for cold feet.
Who is it?
- It's.
It's my mama.
- Let's pay her visit.
- I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.
- Illyana.
- We're not on the best
of terms these days.
- Family trouble?
- The worst.
- I understand.
Really.
Just tell me where
I can find her
and I'll go see her on my own.
- It could turn out
to be a fatal mistake,
besides I said I would help you.
- You have helped
me more than anyone.
Look,
once I've spoken to her,
I'll come back here
to plan our next move.
- I don't feel good about this.
It seems to be no other way.
Mama lives deep in the
forest, behind his house.
It's an enchanted forest.
It helps with her work.
- All right, I'll go now.
Anything else I should know?
- She doesn't like visitors
and she's pretty mean spirited.
- I can handle it.
I'll also put in a good word
for you while I'm there.
- I don't think dropping my
name will help you very much.
- We'll see.
- Good luck, Cressida.
You're gonna need it.
(hopeful music)
I bet she's a great mom.
(Brutus meowing)
(glass breaking)
Brutus!
Bad cat.
Get back here with
that seeing stone!
(dark music)
- It's no use.
Hell is just no fun.
I'm gonna kill Britney
when I see her again.
(dark music)
Ah!
- OMG, that thing ate Betty.
Ugh, the bitch deserved it.
(dark music)
No.
Don't.
No!
(whistling)
- That's more than
enough out of you.
Let's not forget who the
real master is around here.
Look at me,
a shadow of my former evil self
resorting to
feeding bikini girls
to my spirit animal
just to keep it under control.
(shark snarling)
(dark music)
- Oh, yuck.
I hate it when it does that.
- Shut up Betty.
- For years without end,
I have possessed and
impersonated the rich
and the powerful.
No one was beyond my influence.
Kings, presidents, stockbrokers,
all bent to my will.
I used different spirit animals
in several places
around the world
to achieve my goals.
In Russia, it was a brown bear.
In India, I summoned a tiger.
In Australia,
it was ewe,
weird place.
Then I dreamed up what should
have been my master stroke,
a shark,
a great white shark.
It should have been the
perfect killing machine.
That's when the
unthinkable happened,
my plans were ruined by one man.
His interference
led to my banishment
and the defeat of
my spirit animal.
- He looks like a beatnik.
- Anthony Struggle,
how I loathe his name.
I take some solace
in the knowledge he
died in the process.
He's here now,
tracking us,
a decision he will soon regret.
(laughs)
- Cuddly gads, daddy-o.
You're nothing but a wet rag.
(tense music)
(screaming)
(chuckling)
- Let that serve as
a lesson to you all.
- I've been putting
up with crap like this
since I died in 1956.
- I see you bikini girls
are despondent and bored.
Well, I know how to liven
things up around here.
(upbeat music)
I'm the hottest
Not so modest
I'm bring the heat
to the underworld
Hooray
My slaves are all a happy
As a shark in heat
With me, Caldura in charge
I'm a hit in Hades
With the ladies
I can't be beat
with my fire balls
You can roast a
weenie over a kitten
But why
With me, Caldura in charge
And until my living
world domination
YOu'll just have to settle
for that cold imitation
Everything is spicier
with heat appreciation
And me, Caldura in charge
He's 100,000
Degrees
No, we mean ancient
Oh
He's the top of
the thermometer
Just the tip
It's the heat
not the humidity
With me, Caldura in charge
(upbeat music)
Hear that sizzle
He's the shizzle
Turn on my coven
Like an oven
Dancing with the devil
in the blazing heat
With me
Caldura in charge
(applause)
Now, let us prepare
for the inevitable advent
of my most hated rival
and his complete and
utter destruction.
(evil laughter)
(dark music)
(gentle music)
- Beautiful.
Simply gorgeous.
(gentle music)
Are you all trying
to tell me something?
I sure could use a
little help here.
(fire roaring)
That's got to be it.
(gentle music)
(dark music)
- So,
you must be death.
The silent treatment?
Really?
Why don't you just tell
me why you're here.
Okay.
Maybe I'm communicating
in the wrong way.
Let's try this.
Pick a card, any card,
Right.
I got that part.
You're death.
Let's try again.
Huh?
Third time's a charm, I guess.
Interesting,
but not very helpful.
Maybe we better
try something else.
Should conduct some
kind of seance?
Meditation?
How about electronic
voice phenomenon?
Please, anything
but a Ouija board?
- The near death experience
will suffice in this case.
- I couldn't get any
nearer than this.
Shouldn't we have
met some time ago
considering the circumstances?
- That's just it, Anthony.
You've got it all wrong.
You see, you're not dead.
- Not dead?
You could have fooled me.
I'm discorporate.
And this happens to be hell.
- True,
though you did take
some precautions.
- Great fices.
Before my brief
encounter with the shark,
I invoked the voluminous
voice of Orpheus.
- That's right.
Orpheus used his spell binding
voice to convince Hades
to release his wife
from the underworld.
- Of course.
It's all up to my
wife, Cressida.
She should be able
to bring me back.
I just need to let
her know somehow.
- I'm afraid you also
blocked all human contact
before rushing it into battle.
- Yeah,
I sure did.
So unless she figures
that out on her own,
I guess I'm stuck here.
- That appears to be the case.
- What if I challenge
you to a game?
Maybe then.
- Contrary to popular belief,
I don't do that sort of thing.
You'll just have to trust
in the power of love.
- Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
Wait, if I can't do any thing,
why did you bother
showing up here?
Aren't you kind of
busy these days?
- Oh, I'm always busy.
Business is booming.
I just wanted you to know
that I don't endorse the actions
of this spirit shark
or those of its master.
- You don't?
But I thought.
- The creature technically
serves my ends,
but I don't agree
with its methods,
too many loopholes.
- I see.
In a way I'd be helping you
by getting rid of
those two monsters.
- In a way.
- Too bad I've gotta
go about it all alone.
- Oh Anthony,
that's your fatal flaw.
You think you have to
do everything yourself.
You're not alone.
You're never alone.
(dark music)
(gentle music)
- This can't be it.
Looks like an old tree fort,
something a kid would play in.
(gentle music)
Nobody's home.
(suspenseful music)
Hard to believe, but
looks like this is the place.
Why would someone want
to live like this?
- That's none of your business.
- You must be,
that is Illyana's mother.
- The name's Terra.
Who are you, one of those
big city, social workers?
Illyana's old enough
to live on her own.
- My name's Cressida.
I came to ask for your help.
- Not interested.
Shove off.
- Wait, you don't understand.
This is actually a
matter of life and death.
- It usually is.
Who sent you here?
Was it my daughter?
- Yes, she--
- She should have known better.
Just leave me alone.
(soft music)
- Hey, I'm not gonna let you go.
- Keep your distance.
Don't you come near me.
- I won't.
I'm sorry.
Honestly.
It's just that I'm,
I'm so desperate.
- Come on, but don't
follow too close.
(mystic music)
Okay.
So why are you here?
You better make it good.
- My husband is in hell.
- So?
What makes him any
different for most husbands?
- No, I mean literally in hell.
He used his mystic powers to
follow a murderous ghost shark
back to its lair.
- Well, I gotta admit
that's a good one.
Go on.
- We believe he may have cast
a spell to protect himself.
- Who's we?
- Me
and your daughter, Illyana.
- When is she going to learn?
She just can't leave
well enough alone.
- She misses you.
I can tell.
- Don't blow your chance.
Stick to the story.
- Right.
We, I think that Anthony
conducted some sort of ritual
that allowed him to return
from that other dimension.
- I see.
You actually want me
to raise the dead?
- No, nothing like that.
We just need to
learn what he did
that may allow for his return.
- There's that we, again.
- Please.
- Follow me.
Sit down over there.
(soft music)
Now,
focus your mind's eye
on the task at hand.
That's it.
Use your third eye chakra
and look beyond
the physical realm.
- I can't do it, I just can't.
I don't understand.
I've been told I have
psychic abilities,
but I just can't use them.
- You're resisting.
If you're afraid.
- I don't wanna hear it.
- Well, you better hear it.
The more you open up
the easier this will be.
- I'll try again.
- This time, I'll help you.
(mystical music)
- We did it.
I know what to do now.
The answer was
inside me all along.
- As I knew it would be.
Go.
There's nothing more
I can do for you.
- Come with me.
Forgive me for meddling, but
your daughter needs you.
Stop living in her
childhood tree fort
and reconcile your differences.
She still loves you.
I'm just trying to help
you as you've helped me.
- I appreciate your
concern really.
Perhaps I'll see
her again someday.
(soft music)
- Wait.
Thank you.
I've gotta get back to Illyana.
(dark music)
- This is it.
And there's the shark.
That must be Master Caldura.
I have to get closer
without being spotted.
(dark music)
(sighs)
- What's going on?
Who's out there?
(suspenseful music)
- No.
- Not again.
Oh.
- Anthony, is that you?
You're late.
We've been expecting
you for some time.
(suspenseful music)
- I'm here for the shark.
Release your wicked influence
over that poor deluded creature.
- You are mistaken.
This shark is pure evil,
with or without
my manipulations.
However, if you
really want the shark,
by all means, come and get him.
- That's exactly
what I'm going to do.
- Mirror of narcissists.
(suspenseful music)
- Hey, watch where
youre firing those things.
(suspenseful music)
You're not the only one who
can use magic around here.
(suspenseful music)
He's on the run.
Finish him.
(tense music)
Fool.
You never stood a
chance against us.
You are about to learn
a very painful lesson.
(dark music)
- Illyana,
I'm back.
You home?
- You're back.
Oh, thank goodness.
I was so worried.
Sorry.
I really shouldn't
be that forward.
A hugger, I guess.
- It's okay.
We're friends.
- Friends can hug, right?
- Friends can hug.
- Oh, you met my
mother, didn't you?
I'm so glad she
didn't eat you up.
Oh, you know what I mean.
What happened?
- Well, she certainly was
a little abrasive at first.
- Oh, I knew it.
Did you, did you mention me?
What did, what did
she say about me?
- I did.
She, I have to be honest here.
She doesn't think you
should get involved.
- Oh.
- I can't blame her for that.
What we're doing is going
to get very dangerous.
- Do you agree with her?
Should I stay out of it?
- I think you're a
competent young woman
who can make her own decisions.
- Thanks.
I wish my mom would
say things like that.
- She did say that she'd
like to see you again
one day.
- Really?
Well, at least that's something.
- I think so too.
She helped me, Illyana.
- Do you know how to
bring back Anthony?
- I do.
- Yes!
He's gonna be so
happy to see you.
- Illyana, there's
something I should tell you.
I walked out on Anthony
a few years ago.
I also abandoned
our daughter, Jill.
- Well, I'm sure you
had your reasons.
- I did, but none of
them seem important now.
Maybe what we're doing
will make up for all that.
- Yeah.
What are we waiting for?
Let's save him.
- I'll need you to establish
a visual connection,
just like last time.
- Got it.
- Once we can see him,
I should be able to
construct a psychic link.
Unless.
- Unless what?
I don't like this,
you sound worried.
- It's Anthony
I'm worried about.
If he resists us,
we won't be able to
do a thing for him.
- Why would he resist?
Everyone needs help sometimes.
- You don't know
the man like me.
He's self reliant to a fault.
- Then we'll just
have to do our best.
- Let's get started.
- I almost forgot.
We need the seeing stone.
(dark music)
- Once we've destroyed you,
your world will be defenseless.
(shark growls)
We shall make a
smoking ruin out of it
just for kicks.
(tense music)
(screaming)
- Oh hell no.
(screaming)
(tense music)
- And now pitiful magician,
this shark's gonna kill you.
(screaming)
- Cressida, hear me.
(screaming)
- There's nothing anyone
can do for you now.
(evil laughter)
(screaming)
- Nothing so far.
I just don't understand it.
Cressida, what's wrong?
- It, it's Anthony.
He's in some kind of trouble.
- Look, there's
something coming through.
- There he is.
- And there's the shark.
- I have to concentrate.
Help me to focus.
- Cressida!
Hear me.
Hear me.
Oh.
- No!
- Anthony.
Anthony.
- Oh my gosh.
We did it.
Is he gonna be okay?
- He's breathing,
so that's a start.
Lift him up.
- Caldura,
no.
The shark,
they're coming.
- He's delirious.
Let's get him to the couch.
(soft music)
(dark music)
(evil laughter)
(screaming)
(phone vibrating)
- [Jill] Daddy.
- Jill?
Is that you?
- I'm right here, Dad.
- Jill!
- What's wrong, dear?
Are you okay?
- Why did you do it, dad?
Why did you make mom go away?
- I didn't,
at least I didn't mean to.
- It doesn't matter.
She's still gone.
- I'm sorry, Jill.
- It's all this magic stuff.
When are you gonna grow up?
- Now, Jill,
I know it's hard to believe,
but my research suggests
that the Astral plane
has become unbalanced.
- You're unbalanced.
Just listen to yourself.
This is why mom left us.
- But.
- Have you ever wondered
why I don't bring any of
my friends around here?
They think you're crazy.
The last thing I need
is for them to see
you acting like this.
I'd never hear the end of it.
It won't be long before
I leave for college.
What will you do then?
- I'll manage.
- I doubt it.
You said you'd take care of me.
You can't even take
care of yourself.
- If only I could
make you understand.
- Daddy?
Daddy, what's happening to me?
You'd promised you'd
always keep me safe.
You promised.
- Jill.
- Daddy.
- Jill!
(dark music)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
No, no!
What's going on?
- You're awake.
Thank goodness.
- Cressida?
Where am I?
- You're back at my place.
It's like you never left.
- Illyana?
Then it's true.
I'm back.
- Just take it easy.
You've been through a lot.
- There's no time for that.
Oh.
- You've literally
been through hell.
You need some time
to recuperate.
- But?
- You're still just
as stubborn as ever.
- Can I get you something?
A drink of water,
something to eat?
- Please.
Just tell me how
you got me back.
- We used the seeing stone.
- And the crystal ball.
- To pinpoint your location.
- Then I created a psychic link,
which allowed us to--
- Hold on, hold on.
I get it.
We're in all kinds of trouble.
- That's all behind you
now, like a bad dream.
You're safe.
- I don't think so.
Wait,
Cressida.
It's really you.
(soft music)
I knew you could do it.
- Well, you know, I
did have some help.
- I wanna get up.
Thank you so much for.
- [Cressida] She's a hugger.
- I never would've guessed.
Ooh.
I think I better sit down again.
Hey,
how did I get in my pajamas?
- I brought them.
I didn't know what state you'd
be in once we rescued you.
- I wasn't,
you know?
- Oh, heavens no.
We just needed to get you
out of those other clothes.
They smelled like,
well, you know.
- Hell.
Yeah.
Look, I don't mean
to sound ungrateful,
but we really do have a problem.
- What is it?
- Dragging me from hell
probably left a
door open someplace.
If Caldura finds it,
figures out how to use it.
- Who's Caldura?
- The powerful demon
behind Ouija shark.
We have to prepare for
his inevitable arrival.
- I'm sorry, I had no idea.
- It's not your fault.
You did what you
thought was best.
I have missed you so much.
(soft music)
- Nothing can stop us now
that we're together again.
- So what are we gonna do?
- We?
- It's we now.
- Okay.
It's we now.
- Yes.
- We need to go to my place,
I mean our home.
I can teach you both some
spells along the way.
- Perfect.
- Everything we need is there.
(rumbling)
- Oh no, don't tell me.
- I'll need my work clothes.
(dramatic music)
Hell's are popping.
(dramatic music)
We better get moving.
(dramatic music)
(police sirens)
(rumbling)
(shark growls
(sirens blaring)
- Ha, take that Sharky boy.
(growling)
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(grunting)
(shark growls)
He's gone.
(screaming)
(burp)
(dramatic music)
- Would you look at that?
- I can't believe it.
- This is the last straw.
We're moving to the country
where this stuff never happens.
- But?
- Let's go.
- Goodbye city life.
(dramatic music)
- Hey, what's your problem?
(dramatic music)
(man screams)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(sirens blaring)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
- That looked like my ex's car.
- Nice world you have here.
I think I'll make it mine.
(dramatic music)
I'll need to evict
the previous tenants,
but first
an upgrade.
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(police sirens)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
- Whoa, that must have
been so bad sushi.
(sirens blaring)
(shark growls)
(explosion)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
- You ain't seen
nothing yet, folks.
Watch this.
Grow my monster.
Grow.
(dramatic music)
- This is Tom Harris
with a nightly news
12 special report.
The ghostly shark seen
shooting balls of fire
around the city
earlier this evening
has now grown to
massive proportions.
- Hey, what are you
doing standing around?
Can't you see a huge shark
is wrecking the city?
- I'm doing a news
report about it.
- Oh, hi mom.
Later, dude.
(dramatic music)
(evil laughter)
- Yes.
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
- It's no use.
- Don't lose hope, Anthony.
It's not like you.
Have a cookie.
- You made cookies
at a time like this.
- You're doing research and
Illyana's monitoring the news.
I had to do something
to keep busy.
- Thanks.
Wait.
- Everything all right?
- I've tried everything
from automatic writing
to Zodiac signs.
I just can't find a way to
effectively challenge Caldura
or his shark.
- Maybe you missed something.
- Most likely.
At this point, I'd give a
serious shot to a magic 8-ball.
- Oh, I've always wanted
one of one of those.
- We should consult the book
of changes one more time.
- I guess it's worth a try.
- Hey, check it out.
Caldura and the shark
are on the news.
- Turn it up.
- [Announcer] Spookshow Theater,
tonight on channel 12.
- [Reporter] The shark continues
its rampage through downtown
and no one is quite sure what
this mysterious individual
has to do with it.
Back to you in the studio.
- He's using a Ouija board
to control the shark.
- He can't exert his influence
in this world without it.
- If only we could
get it away from him.
- We'd have to get
through that shark first.
- He certainly chose
an imposing familiar.
- Yes.
Wait, that's it.
Cressida, you've done it again.
- What is it, Anthony?
- The answer lies in the yin
and the yang.
- Nice balls.
Sorry.
- Every force must have its
opposite or contrary form.
It just stands to reason.
Caldura has his familiar.
I have to find mine.
- That makes sense.
- How will you choose it?
- I'll use the taro cards.
They're my strongest
connection to the mystic realm.
(exciting music)
The four of swords.
Of course.
The answer is obvious.
- It is?
- You'd better explain.
- The animal associated with
this card is an alligator.
I happened to see one
while I was in hell.
It's no coincidence.
- Okay, so how are
we going to go about
connecting with this creature?
- We don't do anything.
I have to do this on my own.
- Not this again.
When are you going to trust
anyone other than yourself?
- I trust you and
Illyana with my life.
This isn't about that.
I simply need to meditate.
(mystical music)
You do believe me don't you?
- More than ever before.
- This was a lot easier
for my hip replacement.
- Hip replacement?
- Don't ask.
- How long do you
think this will take?
(mystical music)
(growling)
(soft music)
- Let's take a look.
(exciting music)
- Oh wow.
- It's nice to finally
meet you face to face.
You already know what to do.
We're all counting
on you, Tarot Gator.
(hopeful music)
(tense music)
(growling)
- Whoa. I think
my ex's building.
(radio chatter)
- [Man] Well be in range
in five seconds.
Stay clear of the
platform, releasing now.
(radio chatter)
Release successful.
All clear.
ALO delivered,
heading back to base.
Look out!
- [Man] Please put
your raft down.
- [Man] We only get
one shot at this thing.
(mumbles)
Fire.
(dramatic music)
(shark growls)
(shark growls)
(zapping)
(explosion)
Incoming!
Fall back.
- Retreat.
- All aggression will
meet with similar results.
Submit now.
What was that?
(tense music)
(sirens wailing)
(low drone)
(pulsating)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
(explosion)
(whooshing)
(explosion)
(pulsating)
(explosion)
(low growl)
(shark growl)
Oh, hey, stop that.
(tense music)
- Hey, that was my ex.
(laughs)
(tense music)
- Now you're gonna get it.
(tense music)
- A gigantic alligator
is now squaring off
against the shark.
Where these monsters came
from is anyone's guess.
- Hey, you still here?
Don't you know enough
to get off the streets.
Hey ma, I got your take out.
I'll be home soon.
(tense music)
- Great Scott!
(dramatic music)
- Okay.
I think we better spread out.
Did we leave the TV on?
- [Announcer] We now return
you to Spookshow Theater
already in progress.
- So here's how Bernie's
gonna win in in 2016.
- Oh, it's a,
it's a Ouija shark!
- [Bernie Supporter] Oh,
I'm getting outta here.
(dramatic music)
- How can we do
anything against that?
- We'll need to
focus on Caldura.
If we can take him down.
- Maybe Ouija shark
will go down with him.
- Right.
Let's go.
(dramatic music)
- Anthony, should have known
you were behind this new beast.
Not very original.
- Can't let 'em distract me.
I've gotta focus my powers.
- Nice try,
but it's going to be even
harder this time, Anthony.
I'm at my peak strength.
I see you brought along
some friends this time.
That was a bad decision.
Don't you realize you
put them in peril?
- Smashing shield.
- I hope we don't regret this.
- Don't be too hard on her.
She did manage to protect
herself after all.
(dramatic music)
- Let's finish this.
(dramatic music)
- You all just a
little too green
to have any real
chance against me.
(dramatic music)
- [Man] Primary target
currently distracted.
Retreat orders canceled.
Attack while the
enemy is occupied.
- [Man] Roger tango.
Im on it!
- [Pilot] Oops.
(dramatic music)
Fall back.
(dramatic music)
- Wow.
I knew it.
I knew this would happened.
I told you all.
I knew it.
- Hey pal, watch it.
- This is my corner
your standing on.
- Your corner?
- Yeah.
(dramatic music)
- Time to drop the curtain.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
(dramatic music)
The weakest link has fallen.
Soon, you will all--
What?
- Nobody does that to my
daughter and gets away with it.
(dramatic music)
- Mama,
you came here for me?
(tense music)
I think we've all had
just about enough of you.
(hopeful music)
- No.
You can't.
(hopeful music)
(growling)
(growling)
(man screaming)
(explosion)
(distant screaming)
(growling)
- Yeah, we did it!
Wait mom?
Where'd she go?
Did anyone see where she went?
- Come with me, sweetheart.
It's been an eventful day.
(sirens blaring)
- Later Gator,
and thanks for everything.
(gentle music)
- Illyana, Anthony,
everything is ready to go.
- She'll be here in a moment.
- What's keeping her?
- She's a little anxious.
- I'm so excited.
It's gonna be great.
- It's just a modest ceremony,
welcoming you into our circle.
- So that kind of makes
us like family, right?
- We are a family.
Let me be the first
to welcome you to it.
- My turn.
- I only wish that
mama were here.
- She'll be back.
She came when you
needed her the most.
- I hope so.
- We have some gifts for you.
- Oh boy.
First we present you
with the cup of life.
It bears your emotions
and creativity.
Be careful not to let it spill
(mystical music)
- Wine.
(mystical music)
- This is a magic wand.
Through it, you can focus
your passion and your purpose.
It can bend,
but it should never break.
(mystical music)
- I love it.
(mystical music)
- Next is a coin
marked with a pentagon.
This represents
your physical needs.
- May the pureness of your heart
always be abundant enough
to share with others.
- Thank you.
- And finally, the sword.
It stands for confrontation,
but also for courage.
Conflict is inevitable,
but how you handle it is
what's most important.
(mystical music)
- I promise to use
these gifts wisely.
- That's good.
We're going to need that wisdom
to find our daughter, Jill.
- I won't let you down.
This sword has me thinking,
is Caldura really gone
for good?
And that shark?
- The answer lies in vigilance.
From this moment forward,
we must vow to always stand
against any mystic menace
that threatens our world.
Apart, we'll always
be vulnerable,
but together,
we're Tarot Force!
(dramatic music)
Shark attack
Time to feast
Shark attack
Til I bleed
Shark attack
Munch, munch, munch
Shark attack
He will eat people by the
(metal music)
Once
(gentle music)
Hey, now,
look what I found.
I sure hope this works.
(mystical music)
- Oh crap.
- Super.
(rock music)
The monsters are at the gate
They've surely
sealed your fate
There's no where to turn
And now where to run
There's only one more chance
A spinning saviors lance
The good and righteous ones
Tarot force
Mystic shield
Mystic shield
(rock music)
(screaming rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
(rock music)
Only the chosen ones
(screaming rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
There's never been
a force as precious
(rock music)
A generation safe
from the clutch of
Caldura
(rock music)
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
Shield
Mystic
Mystic
Mystic
- Well, little guy,
guess this is hell.
Man, does it ever suck.
- You got that right sister.
(growling)
(soft music)